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America Is Too Stoned Already: We Don't Need More Marijuana Availability

[Clever readers will notice that this is a repost from last week...Ace stomped it after a half hour or so]

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That's where marijuana should remain. Smoky dorm rooms and basements where stupid kids and their even stupider older siblings hang out and solve the ills of the world. But it doesn't belong on our streets or offices, and relaxing federal restrictions will do exactly that. Hell, it's already everywhere in some cities...it's impossible to walk down a NYC street and not smell it.

Rescheduling Marijuana Is the Wrong Call

When it comes to drugs, it’s hard to imagine a Republican president deciding to pick up where his Democratic predecessor left off. Yet that is what President Donald Trump did yesterday, directing the Department of Justice to finalize a process, started under former President Joe Biden, that would recategorize how the federal government views marijuana. In so doing, Trump hands a huge financial benefit to the businesses seeking to profit from making pot more mainstream.

There’s no way of understanding the decision without seeing it as a triumph of commerce over long-standing cultural concerns, and of the libertarian, podcast bro faction of the Right over its traditional socially conservative wing. It’s also the wrong move. Improving the commercial viability of marijuana won’t make America’s citizens healthier or her cities more livable. If the goal of federal policy is to make America great, rather than just delivering benefits to a well-connected industry, yesterday’s executive order should be contested—and rescinded if possible.


America has too many problems without adding more of us getting high regularly. Sure, I sound like somebody who just kicked you off his lawn, but what is the benefit to our culture?

[Yes, there is a song behind the graphic!]

Posted by: CBD at 12:00 PM




Comments

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1 I'll fetch em

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 12:00 PM (Ia/+0)

2 I always knew legalkzing weed would be a slipery slope to drug habits

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 12:01 PM (Ia/+0)

3 They don’t call it dope because it makes you smarter.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 12:03 PM (1FgDd)

4 Stoners: Why shouldn't we legalize weed? It'll be great!
America: https://is.gd/RmTAh0

Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2025 12:03 PM (Riz8t)

5 Willowed:

Bardot will be missed. She had more balls than anyone else in France, and most people in this country. She spent her golden years in court fighting the power for speaking the truth. That homos are wrecking French culture. That Muslims are filthy savages who need to be thrown out of France. That #MeToo actresses are hypocrites and cockteases.

She was persecuted and repeatedly prosecuted by the homos, cockteases, hypocrites, and filthy savages of France, and now every obituary pillories her even after she has no way to answer their calumnies.

But she knew all that would happen, and never once bent the knee.

RIP, Ms. Bardot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 28, 2025 12:03 PM (BI5O2)

6 What are you, on dope?

Posted by: Mr Hand at December 28, 2025 12:03 PM (u73oe)

7 Guessed that song before tapping the image.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2025 12:05 PM (2WIwB)

8 ELI5 why pot should be treated differently from alcohol.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 12:06 PM (3nLb4)

9 Just takin' care of our future voters!

Posted by: The DNC at December 28, 2025 12:06 PM (R4xlI)

10 That's just like your opinion, man.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2025 12:06 PM (viF8m)

11 Just takin' care of our future voters!

Posted by: The DNC


Sounds like a plan. They'll be too stoned to make their way to the voting booth, you know, once we get rid of mail-in voting.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2025 12:07 PM (Riz8t)

12 Too much CBD!

-CBD

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 12:07 PM (fd80v)

13 I effing hate marijuana.
Hate it.
It killed my childhood friend.
Can't stand the smell.
And the shit they sell in the weed shops today is far more potent than they had back then.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2025 12:08 PM (2WIwB)

14 "It don't pay to be the roller, when there's nothing left to roll."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 12:08 PM (tTwk7)

15 CBD harshin' my mellow! And it's not the first time.

Posted by: Panama Red at December 28, 2025 12:10 PM (oftw2)

16 I once saw in a documentary that smoking reefer causes you to maniacally play the piano while resembling Cosmo Kramer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, First of his name at December 28, 2025 12:10 PM (0aYVJ)

17 If your nation decides to conduct a "War On Drugs," and the end result is exponentially more drug use among your populace, with all the subsequent cultural and economic disasters associated with it... at some point, don't you have to conclude either:

A: You're doing it wrong, or
2: What you are doing is intentional

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:12 PM (mNhIh)

18 8
'ELI5 why pot should be treated differently from alcohol.'

(Opinion not fact)
Drunks can be sober when they're not drinking.
Potheads seem to stay at least somewhat stoned all the time (lazy, anyway).

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 12:12 PM (fd80v)

19 Oregon has not benefitted from making pot legal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2025 12:12 PM (3Amc7)

20 People got high when it was illegal as much as when it’s legal.

Only difference now is it’s more out in the open.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:13 PM (9c0bR)

21 There are perhaps 7,000 souls in the metropolitan area of the high desert town of Burns, Oregon. The last time I drove through, Burns had 3 weed shops.

Just one more reason why they yearn to join Greater Idaho.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 12:13 PM (tTwk7)

22 Eh, I'm not too worked about the weed.

It seems like a small problem compared to the broad range of legal pharmaceuticals that turn kids into beaked-up, dickchopping psycho-killers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 28, 2025 12:13 PM (BI5O2)

23 I grow all my own shit. And I still have most of my marbles. If i could grow coffee and coca here, I'd be totally self-sufficient.

Posted by: Modern Farmer at December 28, 2025 12:13 PM (oftw2)

24 Legalizing weed is a great idea. It will reduce the competition when my kids are applying for jobs, schools, etc.

Posted by: harbqll at December 28, 2025 12:14 PM (D2KR+)

25 Guessed that song before tapping the image.
Posted by: Diogenes

White Pinks on Dope ?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 28, 2025 12:14 PM (/lPRQ)

26 Beer whiskey taste a lot better once you fall out love.

Most people have access to something stronger than light beer but i guess, most prefer light beer or beer.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 28, 2025 12:15 PM (EyfuW)

27 White Pinks on Dope ?


Sheesh, typo like that should have gone
White Pinkos on Dope ?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 28, 2025 12:15 PM (/lPRQ)

28 Look at the Marxists crying for fast boats of drugs being destroyed

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 12:15 PM (Ia/+0)

29 Eh, I'm not too worked about the weed.

It seems like a small problem compared to the broad range of legal pharmaceuticals that turn kids into beaked-up, dickchopping psycho-killers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 28, 2025 12:13 PM (BI5O2)

Tru dat.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:16 PM (9c0bR)

30 I’m fortunate that both of my boys have jobs they will lose if they go hot on a drug test. And they respect that.

One less issue for me to worry about.

I smoked plenty of dope in my 20s. Don’t feel the need and have no desire anymore.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 12:18 PM (Qg+KP)

31 Libertarian side of me says if you grow it yourself and keep it to yourself it nobody else business.

That is about it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 28, 2025 12:18 PM (/lPRQ)

32 I was convinced that the ridiculous numbers of pot shops in town would dwindle with competition, but instead they have expanded and gotten better decor and presentation over time, and more have been added. There are more pot shops than gas stations in town. More than coffee shops.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2025 12:19 PM (3Amc7)

33 Presdnent Obama had the drugs under control! Trump should be brought up before the Haig and prostituted for human rights because he's blowing up poor Columbean fishers of coler!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein Of Brattleboro, VT at December 28, 2025 12:19 PM (oftw2)

34 The dumbing down of the population continues unabated. It's a stupid move and Trump should reject it.
He should concentrate more on giving us all of our 2A rights back. All of them.

PS: Pam Bondi is sh*t.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 28, 2025 12:19 PM (abIsI)

35 I will wait until one hour sober weighs in.

Posted by: yoeman at December 28, 2025 12:19 PM (r2U0A)

36 Worked around many who come back from a break kr even a bathroom visit stinking of weed. Making it all legal hasn't made it better.

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 12:20 PM (Ia/+0)

37 The article should have stayed stomped, never heard so much ignorance. Doesn't surprise me reading it here though.

Posted by: Bob at December 28, 2025 12:20 PM (0UpBL)

38 Uh oh. What did Pam do now?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:20 PM (9c0bR)

39 (Opinion not fact)
Drunks can be sober when they're not drinking.
Potheads seem to stay at least somewhat stoned all the time (lazy, anyway).
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 12:12 PM (fd80v)

Death data:

1. Fatalities from drunk drivers - Really high
2. Fatalities from high drivers - Really low
C. Fatalities from drunk and high drivers - Really really REALLY high

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:20 PM (q/UWX)

40 On the other hand, weed is legal in Ontario, Oregon which is fifty miles away from Boise, Idaho, where it is not.

Ontario is the largest city in Malheur County, and legal weed sales were recently calculated to be equivalent to $3000 per resident of the county per year.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 12:20 PM (tTwk7)

41 I will wait until one hour sober weighs in.
Posted by: yoeman

Masturbatin Pete will put some knowledge to you.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 28, 2025 12:21 PM (/lPRQ)

42 1) like alcohol, a lot of people cannot use marijuana responsibility.
2) few of the touted benefits are generally applicable to even the target population
3) it still has side effects and downsides
4) as often noted, the cultivars today are way, way more potent than the dirtweed the majority of the "it's not harmful" crowd knew and smoked

We're still about 5 years from seeing what widespread use of gummies and vape looks like.
I don't think it'll be benign.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 28, 2025 12:22 PM (HXT0k)

43 When Gene Wilder took a hit and his first sound after exhaling was high pitch like girls voice only for the first word in the sentence.

Funny.

You don't know, sorry, i can not explain any thing else for today.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 28, 2025 12:22 PM (EyfuW)

44 People got high when it was illegal as much as when it’s legal.

Only difference now is it’s more out in the open.


People defecate in private as well. Should we let them do it in public?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2025 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

45 And the government keeps whistling past the debt graveyard.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at December 28, 2025 12:23 PM (ERYKL)

46 I’m kinda indifferent on this. Legalize it or not whatever. People will do what they do either way.

But it’s the height of of hypocrisy for people who drink to tsk tsk those who smoke.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:23 PM (9c0bR)

47 Pot shops are as ubiquitous as Starbucks here in Seattle.

They even have pot beer. And pot coffee, baked goods, butters, tinctures and salves. Gummies and candies and sodas. Chips and cookies and pot glazed nuts.

And a cloud on most street corners.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 12:23 PM (q0lgp)

48 Marijuana today is significantly stronger than it was 20 years ago due to higher THC levels.

I don't want people high on pot driving vehicles and operating machinery.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2025 12:23 PM (NpAcC)

49 Bein' high as a kite kept me out of getting killed in several wars. Follow me for more life skills!

Posted by: Cooter Brown, Flyin' High at December 28, 2025 12:24 PM (oftw2)

50 trying to kick finally the tobacco

dead below the waist seems like

Posted by: yoeman at December 28, 2025 12:24 PM (r2U0A)

51 I grow all my own shit. And I still have most of my marbles. If i could grow coffee and coca here, I'd be totally self-sufficient.
Posted by: Modern Farmer at December 28, 2025 12:13 PM (oftw2)

When I lived in Colorado, I know the law said you could grow enough for personal consumption, but if you tried to sell it, either the government gets its cut, or you're breaking the law.

Something tells me the amount of "personal consumption" of coffee, coca, and/or alcohol production, the amount is just about zero, before they come after you.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:24 PM (q/UWX)

52 All good things got to come to an end, it's the same with the wildwood weeds, one day this feller from Washington come by, and spied 'em and turned white as a sheet, and he dug and he burned and he burned and he dug
and he killed all our cute little weeds, and then he drove away.
We just smiled and waved.
Sittin' there on that sack o' seeds...

"Y'all come back now, y'hear!"

Posted by: Cletus, Alabama Hillbilly at December 28, 2025 12:24 PM (R/m4+)

53 >>I don't want people high on pot driving vehicles and operating machinery.

Or drunk. No reason we can't have the same laws for weed as there are for alcohol.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2025 12:25 PM (viF8m)

54 I need that video of the Velvet Underground's Sister Ray performed on the Lawrence Welk Show and I need it yesterday.

Too stoned to look up on YouTube.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 28, 2025 12:25 PM (wBaIH)

55 The last two weeks before my wife passed, gummies were the only thing that gave her an appetite.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2025 12:25 PM (c115l)

56 And the government keeps whistling past the debt graveyard.
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at December 28, 2025 12:23 PM (ERYKL)

Not to worry. The Silver Futures Price Apocalypse is going to destroy the banking system next week.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 28, 2025 12:25 PM (tTwk7)

57 And the shit they sell in the weed shops today is far more potent than they had back then.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2025 12:08 PM (2WIwB)

I've heard it described as 'the best weed from the 80s would be considered ditch weed today'.

I wouldn't know. That stuff stinks no matter what decade its from. Never even had one toke let alone one over the line.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at December 28, 2025 12:25 PM (zBIzS)

58 I don't want people high on pot driving vehicles and operating machinery.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2025 12:23 PM (NpAcC)

So you’re for prohibition of alcohol I take it? And pretty much all pharmaceuticals too?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:26 PM (9c0bR)

59 I noticed the potheads in high school were never really eager to do anything but get high. My ‘theory’ of the drug is that it has an effect on your personality, namely it saps your motivation.

Posted by: Wamphyr at December 28, 2025 12:26 PM (KwjZO)

60 People got high when it was illegal as much as when it’s legal.

Only difference now is it’s more out in the open.
----------------
People defecate in private as well. Should we let them do it in public?
Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2025 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

I haven't looked at the numbers, but I'm almost certain that's not true. I believe usage has gone up substantially.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:27 PM (q/UWX)

61 I live in MT and every time a business closes it reopens as a pot shop. Occasionally a casino, although a rare occurrence.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 28, 2025 12:27 PM (2NHgQ)

62 Posted by: Panama Red at December 28, 2025 12:10 PM (oftw2)

https://youtu.be/O9G0emfp87E

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 12:27 PM (n9ltV)

63 Hunter Biden has been doing truckloads of every drug on the planet for 40 years and now his art sells for big money.

Posted by: Forgot My Point, Though at December 28, 2025 12:27 PM (oftw2)

64 They even have pot beer. And pot coffee, baked goods, butters, tinctures and salves. Gummies and candies and sodas. Chips and cookies and pot glazed nuts.

And a cloud on most street corners.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 12:23 PM (q0lgp)

The Spice Must Flow!

Posted by: Stoned Guild Navigators at December 28, 2025 12:27 PM (tTwk7)

65 Weed is now so popular that alcohol sales are falling.
It's not unusual for me to smell weed coming from cars as I drive to work.
Then in my work parking lot I pass by multiple cars that reek of pot. This is almost every day.
I work on an automotove assembly line.
It might not be highly physically addictive, but a lot of people sure seem to need it to get thru the day.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at December 28, 2025 12:28 PM (elaR+)

66 So you’re for prohibition of alcohol I take it? And pretty much all pharmaceuticals too?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:26 PM (9c0bR
*******
Absolutely not.
I hope you're responsible and don't drink and drive.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2025 12:28 PM (NpAcC)

67 "People defecate in private as well. Should we let them do it in public?"

San Francisco answers with an emphatic "YES".

Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2025 12:28 PM (vbXSk)

68 It seems like a small problem compared to the broad range of legal pharmaceuticals that turn kids into beaked-up, dickchopping psycho-killers.

I think our country can multi-task such where we can have Crusaders against SSRI/Benzo/Box Wine and have those who are fighting MJ proliferation.

As a Calvinist, unregenerate human behavior will find its desires outside the camp. When culture continues its Congo line dance away from God through its Pied Pipers of Babylon, the untethered will follow and find its desires in whatever is the greater influence.

That is why I sort of was OK with false piety of State Religions, those on the wide path, or nominal Christians, though not regenerate, would at least not be hostile to righteous behavior and would keep their sin in the darkness rather than out in the open.

As the US has reverted to the norms of human history and has rejected Christianity, reclassification of MJ remains in sync with the cultural rot that continues unabated.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 12:28 PM (a4flb)

69 With well over fifty years of both toking and drinking, I've got to say alcohol has gotten me into far more troublesome situations than pot ever has.
But basically it comes down to self control. You've always got to be aware of what you're doing, even when you're doing stupid stuff.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 28, 2025 12:29 PM (sl73Y)

70 Or drunk. No reason we can't have the same laws for weed as there are for alcohol.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2025 12:25 PM (viF8m)

Arizona's laws are very strict. If a cop thinks you're impaired, and they find THC in your system, they're going to charge you with a DUI, and it'll almost certainly stick.

Because the cop says you looked like you were impaired.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:29 PM (q/UWX)

71 4) as often noted, the cultivars today are way, way more potent than the dirtweed the majority of the "it's not harmful" crowd knew and smoked

FWIW, I'm not part of that crowd. Nor would I categorically say that about alcohol.

I don't people high on pot driving vehicles and operating machinery.

s/pot/booze/ and I agree with both statements.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 12:29 PM (3nLb4)

72 Death data:

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:20 PM (q/UWX)

Got it. I'll just take your word on it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 12:29 PM (n9ltV)

73 Seeds And Stems (Again) is the saddest country song ever written.

Posted by: The Lost Planet Airmen at December 28, 2025 12:30 PM (oftw2)

74 Legalizing weed is problematic - but the culture has already chosen, for better or for worse. The excessive penalties outweigh the minimal effect the laws currently have. At most, make it a traffic ticket level offense but no more. An enhancement to the punishment for other crimes, if committed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 12:30 PM (8kBBB)

75 All this being said….

Marijuana does have some practical benefit for pain patients. And for cancer patients. I would like for it to be studied and those patients given another option for symptom relief.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 12:30 PM (q71LN)

76 Have a nice afternoon.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2025 12:31 PM (viF8m)

77 Virtually everyone I knew in college was either a lush or a stoner or usually both And they all tuned out just fine. The biggest stoner I knew became a really successful Wall St lawyer. Wouldn’t surprise me if he’s in the $1000/he range. People have the ability to get high but also take care of business when needed.

The idea that weed turns people into unmotivated losers is backwards. Unmotivated losers are the type who do nothing but smoke weed all day. And that’s ALL they do. But it’s not the weed that made them losers.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:33 PM (9c0bR)

78 Mind you, I've no problem with folks smoking weed.
Like, if I ever reach the no responsibility/ all set/ no goals stage of life, I'd smoke a fuckton.

It's just ... High Times was chock-full of stupid arguments back then.
And digitizing them didn't make them more sound.
Just admit you like getting blitzed and stop trying to rationalize it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 28, 2025 12:33 PM (HXT0k)

79 62 Posted by: Panama Red at December 28, 2025 12:10 PM (oftw2)

https://youtu.be/O9G0emfp87E
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Saw NRPS 10 times in the 70s. More times than any other band.

Posted by: Dim Lights, Thick Smoke at December 28, 2025 12:33 PM (oftw2)

80 Nobody under 25 should have access.

Serial numbers on all the products, along with strict liability. If your product ends up in hands that aren't eligible, you will be prosecuted.

Smoking pot was more fun when it was illegal.

Posted by: JB at December 28, 2025 12:34 PM (e5y2a)

81 Second thought, so many people are now on 24 hours a day psychoactive prescribed drugs, uppers and downers of all sorts, that it absolutely drowns out any issues pot is contributing to.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 28, 2025 12:34 PM (sl73Y)

82 Marijuana does have some practical benefit for pain patients. And for cancer patients. I would like for it to be studied and those patients given another option for symptom relief.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 12:30 PM (q71LN)

From what I've seen, the data remains somewhat spotty, but apparently there's little or no data that shows smoking weed (or using gummies or vapes) has any better symptom relief than pill form.

The difference is, the pills don't get you high.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:34 PM (q/UWX)

83 Marijuana does have some practical benefit for pain patients. And for cancer patients. I would like for it to be studied and those patients given another option for symptom relief.

Waaaayyy back in the day I worked with a guy who remarked "God gave us marijuana so He must have intended for us to use it. Now, we may not be using it the right way..."

Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 12:34 PM (3nLb4)

84 Company has built a few pot shops , working on one now( its a bit of a drive so hope I don't go to that site)
Yet heard one we built isn't in business anymore

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 12:34 PM (Ia/+0)

85 "People defecate in private as well. Should we let them do it in public?"

A Constitutional Republic requires a self-regulating and religious population, for it is incompatible with any other.

The multi-"culture" economic opportunity zone known as the former United States has such a diluted culture of self-regulation that the alternative is strong authoritarianism or widespread chaos. Looking at this heterogenous dissolved country, it appears that there are pockets of Order surrounded by breakaway regions and fiefdoms shoes culture is largely depravity and lawlessness.

I'm guessing that Ordered areas will still remain ordered, and those in Outer Darkness will continue in their quest for divine judgement.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 12:36 PM (a4flb)

86 I would like for it to be studied and those patients given another option for symptom relief.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 12:30 PM (q71LN)

That is what Trump did. By rescheduling it to III it allows for medical usage/testing but not recreational use.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at December 28, 2025 12:36 PM (zBIzS)

87 Marijuana does have some practical benefit for pain patients. And for cancer patients. I would like for it to be studied and those patients given another option for symptom relief.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 12:30 PM (q71LN)

I think that would be the only reason I would do pot. And it would be edibles rather than smoking.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, First of his name at December 28, 2025 12:36 PM (0aYVJ)

88 Memory gone.

Munchies!

21st century soma....

Posted by: Beverly at December 28, 2025 12:36 PM (reMys)

89 Even if weed could cut five strokes off my handicap, I would not use it.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2025 12:36 PM (2WIwB)

90 On a constitutional point - I do not believe it is Constitutional for our government to make it illegal for you to grow something on your own land and consume it yourself, if you choose to do so. You are not engaging in commerce in any way by doing so.

If you use that opportunity to engage in commerce, then yes that falls under the power of the state. But not if you don’t.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 12:36 PM (8kBBB)

91 There is more to weed then just thc. There are other values with unknown metrics. There is a big difference in value of quality whiskeys.

Some of the tenderfoots don't know about how different sativa and indica can be.

You may have had a bad mix that hit you wrong.

It's like sex with a new lover, research his needed to find all the buttons which can open the safe.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 28, 2025 12:37 PM (EyfuW)

92 Thx CBD. There's a dispensary about a quarter of a mile to the right of me, another about a mile to the left and another just opened about a mile straight ahead of me. There are at least three in the town surrounding my city. I would think we are reaching a saturation point but a lot of stoners around here

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2025 12:37 PM (2vrAX)

93 Legalizing weed is problematic - but the culture has already chosen, for better or for worse. The excessive penalties outweigh the minimal effect the laws currently have. At most, make it a traffic ticket level offense but no more. An enhancement to the punishment for other crimes, if committed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 12:30 PM (8kBBB)

Agreed. If government wants to help, it should be pumping education out there.

But it seems to have abdicated any role, which I doubt has anything to do with lawmakers being more libertarian, and has everything to do with their preference for stoned citizens.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:37 PM (q/UWX)

94 OT: Brigitte Bardot Dies Aged 91

She had the best legs.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 28, 2025 12:37 PM (abIsI)

95 Hey everyone.
It's Quarter Twenty.
I'm happy to tell you I'm sitting in the presence of the one, the only, the inimitable...
JT!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 28, 2025 12:38 PM (Ohsyb)

96 "The idea that weed turns people into unmotivated losers is backwards. Unmotivated losers are the type who do nothing but smoke weed all day. And that’s ALL they do. But it’s not the weed that made them losers."

Kids who would otherwise not be losers become losers because of pot. Not all, but a significant amount. Nobody starts out smoking weed all day.

Posted by: JB at December 28, 2025 12:38 PM (e5y2a)

97 Marijuana does have some practical benefit for pain patients. And for cancer patients. I would like for it to be studied and those patients given another option for symptom relief.
Posted by: nurse ratched

From what I've seen, the data remains somewhat spotty, but apparently there's little or no data that shows smoking weed (or using gummies or vapes) has any better symptom relief than pill form.

The difference is, the pills don't get you high.
Posted by: BurtTC


Data remains spotty because no one asks. It helped my wife with her appetite.

Did any medical journals ask? No.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2025 12:38 PM (c115l)

98 People got high when it was illegal as much as when it’s legal.

Only difference now is it’s more out in the open.
----------------
And the cartels still control the production, distribution and sales.

Recall, there were news reports from the 70s/80s of factory workers drinking alcohol on breaks.
And "Drink like a Colonial" is a fun article; you spend the whole day buzzed.

We Americans have a long, proud history of intoxication, lol

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 28, 2025 12:39 PM (HXT0k)

99 And he has a message for all you morons:

HIYA!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 28, 2025 12:39 PM (Ohsyb)

100 I've heard it described as 'the best weed from the 80s would be considered ditch weed today'.

I wouldn't know. That stuff stinks no matter what decade its from. Never even had one toke let alone one over the line.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at December 28, 2025 12:25 PM (zBIzS)

Its literally comparing sparkling water to Jack Daniels. A friend of mine said it perfect "I can't take it, if we had this shit back in high school we would have never graduated"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2025 12:39 PM (snZF9)

101 I thought this was America!

TRAVELERS have been warned that they could be hit with hefty penalties if they are being unruly on flights.
The warning comes as a Frontier Airlines passenger was slapped with an eye-watering $25,500 fine after allegedly acting unacceptably toward fellow flyers and staffers.
The misbehavior included repeatedly kicking the aircraft bulkhead, screaming obscenities at other passengers and throwing food.
She also reportedly locked herself in the bathroom for half an hour and refused to get out, despite the seatbelt sign being on.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 12:40 PM (L/fGl)

102 JT, a big hug and thank you Quarter Twenty

Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2025 12:40 PM (sDNVV)

103 And he has a message for all you morons:

HIYA!


Best wishes to JT. Also "It ain't warm out there."

Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 12:40 PM (3nLb4)

104 Recall, there were news reports from the 70s/80s of factory workers drinking alcohol on breaks.
And "Drink like a Colonial" is a fun article; you spend the whole day buzzed.

We Americans have a long, proud history of intoxication, lol
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


3 martini lunch. A fifth in the fourth drawer.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2025 12:41 PM (c115l)

105 All weed does for me is put me to sleep. It's a waste of time and money for me. OTOH my cousin was a huge weed smoker. He would stay buzzed constantly and be able to function.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 28, 2025 12:41 PM (0N4FZ)

106 Ben Had, he returns your hug.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 28, 2025 12:41 PM (Ohsyb)

107 Data remains spotty because no one asks. It helped my wife with her appetite.

Did any medical journals ask? No.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2025 12:38 PM (c115l)

You are correct. It sure does look like medical researchers are NOT studying it on purpose.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:41 PM (q/UWX)

108 Kids who would otherwise not be losers become losers because of pot. Not all, but a significant amount. Nobody starts out smoking weed all day.
Posted by: JB at December 28, 2025 12:38 PM (e5y2a)

From my personal experience, I never experienced that. Like I didn't know anyone who was a straight A student, smoked a joint for the first time then next year was failing everything because he was a full time stoner.

Can it happen? Sure anything can happen. Is it the norm? I don’t believe so.

On the other hand I have seen people’s lives get utterly destroyed by alcohol.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:42 PM (9c0bR)

109 Hiya JT!!

I miss you so very much! I miss your happiness and your optimism and your birdbath status updates.

Please smile and remember how much you are valued.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 12:42 PM (q71LN)

110 The stench is everywhere. Anywhere I drive. Do they not smell it? Too high to care? Come to find out, my handle is a variety of pot now. What they did to a poor innocent 3rd tier '90s vending machine pastry. SMH

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2025 12:42 PM (3uBP9)

111 Being too dependent on doctors for pain management is a medical marxist ness.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 28, 2025 12:42 PM (EyfuW)

112 As a former alcohol and drug rehab program director, I worried as much about marijuana as about hard drugs precisely because it was viewed as relatively safe. A percentage of people will always find a particular substance addictive, so the more people who use pot, the more that will have it negatively impact their lives. What I've seen with people who use pot regularly is a diminishment of agency, a willingness to put up with bad situations instead of changing them. Heavy pot users struggle cognitively, as most of us have seen with friends and family members. Many politicians are seduced by another source of taxation, but they ignore the costs, both human and financial.

Posted by: IanDeal at December 28, 2025 12:43 PM (dtfEA)

113 Marijuana shops way overbuilt in the northeast, greater Boston area in particular.
I've seen and heard of a lot of them closing already.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 28, 2025 12:44 PM (sl73Y)

114 Being too dependent on doctors for pain management is a medical marxist ness.
Posted by: thug dolphin at December 28, 2025 12:42 PM (EyfuW)

You’re welcome
- Sackler family

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:44 PM (9c0bR)

115 I don't want people high on pot driving vehicles and operating machinery.

When legalized weed was on the ballot in Oregon, cops pointed out that they have no standardized tests or equipment to check if someone is too high to drive safely, an it was a public risk. Judging by the driving in town, its still a real problem.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2025 12:45 PM (3Amc7)

116 With well over fifty years of both toking and drinking, I've got to say alcohol has gotten me into far more troublesome situations than pot ever has.

Wine for Communion is one thing.
Weed to better enjoy a Grateful Dead album is another.

I can have wine for Communion and still respond to matters that are best served with sobriety.

When someone has enough weed (I have no idea what level of partaking confers impairment) they are no longer available to respond to emergencies or be of use when action is required.

Thought experiment: Someone does something that requires medical attention. Are you better able to positively respond after a glass of wine or after a typical intake of weed?

Proverbs 31 says that a king should remain sober, a prince light drink but let those with no hope have strong drink and wine to those in distress.

It ain't the Book of Wisdom for nothing.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 12:45 PM (a4flb)

117 People defecate in private as well. Should we let them do it in public?
Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2025 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

Yes! I enjoy it. Jill! Jill honey! It's warm and moist again! 23-Skiddo in my pants too!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Old Sex Pest at December 28, 2025 12:46 PM (R/m4+)

118 I generally fall in the "we've got bigger problems, and adults, blah blah blah" camp.

One thing I do find amusing is whenever I see threads on this topic, there's always one person who's been smoking an ounce of weed a day for these last 40 years and it's helped him with his astrophysics paper after acquiring his JD, and now he's moving on to learning his 7th language.

It's like none of us has ever met a regular user.

Posted by: nooneyuoknowyouknow at December 28, 2025 12:46 PM (Iwv3U)

119 What I've seen with people who use pot regularly is a diminishment of agency, a willingness to put up with bad situations instead of changing them. Heavy pot users struggle cognitively, as most of us have seen with friends and family members. Many politicians are seduced by another source of taxation, but they ignore the costs, both human and financial.
Posted by: IanDeal at December 28, 2025 12:43 PM (dtfEA)

Exactly.

I have a strong amount of empathy for people who have suffered in their lives, and they turn to pot (or other substances) to relieve them of their pain. Mental and physical (because you often can't separate one from the other).

Those who have the CAPACITY to overcome their struggles, often don't. Because they use a substance to escape from it.

That does NOT contribute to human growth. Sorry, it just doesn't.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:46 PM (q/UWX)

120 From my personal experience, I never experienced that. Like I didn't know anyone who was a straight A student, smoked a joint for the first time then next year was failing everything because he was a full time stoner.

Can it happen? Sure anything can happen. Is it the norm? I don’t believe so.

On the other hand I have seen people’s lives get utterly destroyed by alcohol.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:42 PM (9c0bR)


When was your experience? It's different now.

Do more kids smoke pot now than before? Then more kids turn into losers than before. Right? And a higher percent because the THC % is much much higher now.

Just, wait til you're 25, it'll be fine.

Posted by: JB at December 28, 2025 12:46 PM (e5y2a)

121 It ain't the Book of Wisdom for nothing.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 12:45 PM (a4flb)


Kinda is.

Posted by: JB at December 28, 2025 12:48 PM (e5y2a)

122 Marijuana does have some practical benefit for pain patients. And for cancer patients. I would like for it to be studied and those patients given another option for symptom relief.

Yeah a responsible thing to do would be to have five years of careful studies on what it does before considering lowering penalties and 20 before considering legalization. Surely we can find better uses for pot than smoking it to get a buzz.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2025 12:48 PM (3Amc7)

123 Back in the 70s, it was mostly Mexican, and no where near as strong as it is today.

I use the federally legal stuff. The buzz disappears quickly.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 28, 2025 12:48 PM (w6EFb)

124 Sackler, lend me some money and i'' pay double in my next reincarnation.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 28, 2025 12:48 PM (EyfuW)

125 Do more kids smoke pot now than before? Then more kids turn into losers than before. Right? And a higher percent because the THC % is much much higher now.

Pot is very bad for young minds, 25 minimum is a good limit. Its catastrophic for people with mental illnesses. Most kids don't smoke though, they take gummies or brownies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2025 12:49 PM (3Amc7)

126 Heavy weed use leads you to live in a van down by the river - but then it makes you feel happy to be living in a van down by the river.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 12:50 PM (8kBBB)

127 A lot of manufacturing companies will start to tolerate a certain % of pot heads. They do this, even though they know there is some detriment to efficiency and safety because if there is ever a need for a good downsizing to placate shareholders but they want to avoid federal reporting the pot heads give them a good 20 - 25 % margin they can walk out with a sudden plantwide drug test. Easy-peasy. The way this is foiled though is if the pot heads come to their manager first and all say, hi I'm a pot head now, then they are required to treat first and put them in a program. So it's tricky.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2025 12:50 PM (3uBP9)

128 Pot is very bad for young minds, 25 minimum is a good limit. Its catastrophic for people with mental illnesses. Most kids don't smoke though, they take gummies or brownies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2025 12:49 PM (3Amc7)

Vapes. Which often have much higher THC levels that weed.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:51 PM (q/UWX)

129 A lot of manufacturing companies will start to tolerate a certain % of pot head

They have no choice here, you cannot staff without hiring stoners and purple haired weirdos and face tats failures and trannys. They don't last long in the job but there aren't enough normal kids any more for everyone to have a full staff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2025 12:51 PM (3Amc7)

130 It's like none of us has ever met a regular user.



I’ve met myself, lol.

I was a “regular user” from 17 or so to 23,24.
It wasn’t a big deal. I wasn’t addicted. It was something I did very now and then, just like how I went out drinking every now and then.

By the time I hit my mid 20s I stopped. I don’t even remember why, just wasn’t a thing to do anymore I guess?

This is why I roll my eyes at this “on no you’ll become a vegetable sitting in the couch all day” stuff. No that’s not how it works. A small percent might just like a small percent of people become alcoholics. But for the “regular users” it’s just something in their lives, no different than watching sports or whatever.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:52 PM (9c0bR)

131 Guessed that song before tapping the image.
Posted by: Diogenes

Damn whipper snappers!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 12:52 PM (L/fGl)

132 From my personal experience, I never experienced that. Like I didn't know anyone who was a straight A student, smoked a joint for the first time then next year was failing everything because he was a full time stoner.

Can it happen? Sure anything can happen. Is it the norm? I don’t believe so.

On the other hand I have seen people’s lives get utterly destroyed by alcohol.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:42 PM (9c0bR)

Yeah, alcohol has definitely destroyed on a much more brutal level. I never saw a violent weed smoker. What I have noticed over the years is if a person by nature is a lazy sack of shit then weed becomes a way to justify them being a lazy sack of shit. I see it in people around me. Many successful people who smoke, because their core makeup is not lazy. I know other people who are bordering worthless because deep down, thats just who they are. Now you got a whole generation who was taught by marxists that their life is a drag and the planet sucks. Then they feed them weed. The problem started when the marxists started breeding the lazy first.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2025 12:53 PM (snZF9)

133 Never liked potheads.
Got a legitimate prescription fine.
Otherwise you are just a dope head.
Driving high should land you a year in the jailhouse as should driving drunk.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 28, 2025 12:53 PM (maQAa)

134 Groovy man! You want to smoke some weed, smoke it up man! Turn on, tune in and drop out! Far out man! Like what a gas! Hope I die before I get old! Keep on truckin man! Groovy!

Posted by: Dirty Old Hippie Boomer Who Loves 60's Slang at December 28, 2025 12:53 PM (R/m4+)

135 Aside from much higher rates of schizophrenia and psychosis in states that have legalized pot, what's not to like?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2025 12:54 PM (xTIDn)

136 68 degrees here, but right now is the point where the big drop begins. Supposed to be 19 by 11PM.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2025 12:54 PM (vbXSk)

137 On a constitutional point - I do not believe it is Constitutional for our government to make it illegal for you to grow something on your own land and consume it yourself, if you choose to do so. You are not engaging in commerce in any way by doing so.


You are treating the Constitution as a license for vice as long as you game it correctly.

Freedom isn't supposed to be "I can do whatever the Hell I want" it is a framework so that people have the liberty to do that which is Right.

By the mere fact that you proclaim that society, outside your personal container has no business to regulate your activity, if what you were doing was benign, why would the outside world care?

So you know its wrong, but hide behind the fig leaf of Constitution protections ignoring the fact that our forefathers didn't write "Life, liberty and Pursuit of Happiness and Vice"

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 12:54 PM (a4flb)

138 15% is some kind of magic number. About that percentage of people should NEVER touch alcohol and about the same # should NEVER touch pot. Also, starting pot age 15 or so seems to be a disaster for many. The ones I know who did, a significant # became ne'er-do-wells.

Posted by: Cooter Brown at December 28, 2025 12:55 PM (oftw2)

139 Heavy weed use leads you to live in a van down by the river - but then it makes you feel happy to be living in a van down by the river.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Marijuana will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no marijuana.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 12:55 PM (L/fGl)

140 If the judiciary is going to let criminals get away with sex crimes, violent, racially motivated crimes, politically motivated crimes, fraud and so on... why not get away with smoking weed?

Either there are consequences for actions that are illegal, or there are not. Picking and choosing is... debatable.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2025 12:55 PM (NwnyJ)

141 What I have noticed over the years is if a person by nature is a lazy sack of shit then weed becomes a way to justify them being a lazy sack of shit. I see it in people around me. Many successful people who smoke, because their core makeup is not lazy. I know other people who are bordering worthless because deep down, thats just who they are.



Absolutely. That’s what I’m saying too. It’s the backwards cause and effect. Weed doesn’t make you lazy. Lazy people tend do abuse weed. But they’d be lazy either way.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 12:56 PM (9c0bR)

142 68 degrees here, but right now is the point where the big drop begins. Supposed to be 19 by 11PM.
Posted by: illiniwek


Ours happens between 3 & 4. Goes from 71 to 61 within the hour and continues down to 31 at 7am tomorrow.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2025 12:57 PM (c115l)

143
Hey, what could go wrong?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2025 12:57 PM (tgvbd)

144 Hey everyone.
It's Quarter Twenty.
I'm happy to tell you I'm sitting in the presence of the one, the only, the inimitable...
JT!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 28, 2025 12:38 PM (Ohsyb)
*****
That's awesome!
Tell him I hope he's eating his Spam.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2025 12:57 PM (NpAcC)

145 [Clever readers will notice that this is a repost from last week...Ace stomped bogarted it after a half hour or so]

Suggested edit to improve thematic matching.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2025 12:58 PM (0sNs1)

146 They have no choice here, you cannot staff without hiring stoners and purple haired weirdos and face tats failures and trannys. They don't last long in the job but there aren't enough normal kids any more for everyone to have a full staff.

Dope smoking on the job is a sure way to get mediocrity - which seems to be on brand for our greater "culture".

I'm thinking that working while impaired might have some safety, insurance and legal responsibility attached to it. The likelihood of creating insurance claims and lawsuits doesn't go down if the workforce is high.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 12:58 PM (a4flb)

147 Speaking of illegality, Britain is now arresting thirty people a day for social media posts.

And they are getting rid of jury trials for crimes that carry a prison sentence of two years or less, to make it easier to round up Enemies of the State.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2025 12:58 PM (xTIDn)

148 But why does pot smell so horrid now? It didn't always. It's like they're mixing yak dung with it now. Lactose intolerant yaks that were fed a steady diet of beer, ice cream, and kimchi.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2025 12:58 PM (3uBP9)

149 Aside from much higher rates of schizophrenia and psychosis in states that have legalized pot, what's not to like?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2025 12:54 PM (xTIDn)

If that's a serious question, the answer is, back when there was serious research being done, longitudinal studies showed that HEAVY cannabis users, who started in their teens and early 20s, lost about 8 IQ points.

And never got them back, even if they stopped completely.

Also, the aforementioned fatality rates for drivers under the influence of both alcohol and cannabis were shown to be significantly higher than those under the influence of "just" alcohol.

It's also true, there is anecdotal evidence of long time users suffering cognitive decline as they age, much more frequently than those who were casual or non-users of cannabis. However, this has NOT been studied in any meaningful way, so it just remains anecdotal.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:58 PM (q/UWX)

150 Butt TC -Pot is very bad for young minds,

Got us Barky didn't it?

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 12:59 PM (Ia/+0)

151 Our biggest problem that we dare not face, not in this thread nor in our culture, is that it is completely hypocritical and untenable position to say that pot is bad, but alcohol is good. More specifically to say that use of pot must be criminalized, while the use of alcohol is encouraged and the mass sale of alcohol is extravagantly rewarded.

To the young, this looks like a cynical system to reward one group of industry owners while punishing those who might cut in on their business. As such it guarantees those laws will never be respected, and fighting to maintain that system is inevitably a losing battle. It can be maintained by sheer force for a while, but that always breaks down when the average people view it as simply corruption.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 01:01 PM (8kBBB)

152 Whooooahh.

Dude.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2025 01:01 PM (nWPIJ)

153 68 degrees here, but right now is the point where the big drop begins. Supposed to be 19 by 11PM.
Posted by: illiniwek


Ours happens between 3 & 4. Goes from 71 to 61 within the hour and continues down to 31 at 7am tomorrow.
Posted by: rickb223


Got to love modern technology when we can dial-in to the hour when a cold front blows through and have strong confidence in its wind speed and change in temperature.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 01:01 PM (a4flb)

154 Butt TC -Pot is very bad for young minds,

Got us Barky didn't it?
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 12:59 PM (Ia/+0)

Heh "Butt TC."

From some others here, I'd assume that was NOT a typo.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:02 PM (q/UWX)

155 If someone approaches you at a grocery store or home store with a petition to put legal weed on the ballot, you should physically attack that person immediately]/i]. Shower the person with blows from your fists and feet until they collapse into unconsciousness. Tear the petition to shreds and set it afire. Drag the petitioner's motionless body around the parking lot, warning all within earshot that this is what happens to those who would poison your community with legal marijuana.

Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 01:03 PM (ZxPkt)

156 I think the arguments in favor of legalizing marijuana that cite our culture's use and abuse of alcohol are disingenuous in the extreme.

Adding another problematic drug to the legal mix just because there already is one, is just stupid.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 01:03 PM (n9ltV)

157 His hearing having been destroyed by years of playing thunderous polka music, poor Mr. Welk thought the song was "one TOE over the line." None of his smirking employees, all who secretly despised him, bothered to correct him.

Posted by: The Dark Side of Champagne Music at December 28, 2025 01:03 PM (tTwk7)

158 If that's a serious question, the answer is, back when there was serious research being done, longitudinal studies showed that HEAVY cannabis users, who started in their teens and early 20s, lost about 8 IQ points.

I have seen multiple studies and numerous anecdotal confirmations that substance abuse tends to lock a person into a developmental state. That is, during the time one starts intoxicating substance abuse, their own mental and social development stops and may restart years after the abuse ceases.

If they are doing weed or alcohol in teenage years, and continue well into adulthood, their mental and social development is stunted to approximately when they began, and may never resume.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 01:04 PM (a4flb)

159 You're missing the greatest danger to our youth today.
It is something under any circumstances we will not allow.

Raw milk.

Posted by: USDA at December 28, 2025 01:05 PM (DsA2n)

160 Yes it was Bert.
Barky was a plant by Marxists to scew the country

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 01:05 PM (Ia/+0)

161 Burt,
You type on this small keyboard

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 01:06 PM (Ia/+0)

162 But why does pot smell so horrid now? It didn't always. It's like they're mixing yak dung with it now. Lactose intolerant yaks that were fed a steady diet of beer, ice cream, and kimchi.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2025 12:58 PM (3uBP9)

Its brutally stronger. When I was in high school you would burn 3 joints with 4 people before even stepping into the building in the morning. Lunch time they let us outside. 10 people kick in $2 each, get a half ounce, roll the whole thing up and 20 joints would go around a circle of 10 people, which kinda funny. Then you got out of school and then the real smoking started. I did almost every day, graduated with As and Bs and barely every studied. You could not, no way in hell, carry on like that with the shit they got today. I knew I was done with it when I couldn't get past a 1/2 joint by myself and choked the whole way.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2025 01:06 PM (snZF9)

163 I agree with less stringent restrictions on marijuana. There should have been research on the active substances long ago.

Posted by: clarence at December 28, 2025 01:07 PM (MXMX4)

164 If the judiciary is going to let criminals get away with sex crimes, violent, racially motivated crimes, politically motivated crimes, fraud and so on...

-
Massachusetts Parole Board Approves Release of 39 Murder Convicts After State Supreme Court’s Ruling

-
Because murder is a human right?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 01:07 PM (L/fGl)

165 To the young, this looks like a cynical system to reward one group of industry owners while punishing those who might cut in on their business. As such it guarantees those laws will never be respected, and fighting to maintain that system is inevitably a losing battle. It can be maintained by sheer force for a while, but that always breaks down when the average people view it as simply corruption.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 01:01 PM (8kBBB)

Generally, my position on this entire topic is the libertarian one: Get the government out of the business of policing private behavior.

However, since we don't live in that world, the other hypothetical one: You can either have both be legal, or both criminalized, if that's my options, I'm going with both alcohol and cannabis being criminalized.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:07 PM (q/UWX)

166 Drag the petitioner's motionless body around the parking lot, warning all within earshot that this is what happens to those who would poison your community with legal marijuana.

Its actually better to bury them head first, feet up so that their organs are further away from the surface making it harder for search dogs to smell and locate the body.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 01:07 PM (a4flb)

167 Basically, what happened is that a bunch of Boomers who grew up using the marijuana equivalent of 3.25 beer voted to legalize the marijuana equivalent of Everclear.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2025 01:07 PM (xTIDn)

168
Pot has always been around, but it took the subsection that is the self-celebrating asshole Boomer contingent to normalize it. With the fell consequences will soon see.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2025 01:07 PM (tgvbd)

169 My favorite commercial is the coping mom who has two toddlers running around wrecking the house and making all kinds of noise, AND HER SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM is to lie down on the couch and take a CBD/THC infused Gummie.

Welcome to the 21st Century...where we encourage misbehavior while sticking our heads in the CBD/THC laced sand.

Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2025 01:08 PM (dIske)

170 159 You're missing the greatest danger to our youth today.
It is something under any circumstances we will not allow.

Raw milk.
Posted by: USDA at December 28, 2025 01:05 PM (DsA2n)

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And pool.

Posted by: Professor Harold Hill at December 28, 2025 01:08 PM (nWPIJ)

171 Pot should stay within the bounds of the Joe Rogan Experience.

(I don't know if he partakes, but a lot of the conversations sound like "dorm room at 2 a.m."-style Wooooah Dude! stuff, which I love.)

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 01:08 PM (kpS4V)

172 Yes it was Bert.
Barky was a plant by Marxists to scew the country
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 01:05 PM (Ia/+0)

I know, I thought it was funny.

I do agree though, the Democrats wanted dumber voters, and legalizing weed everywhere, that was probably their main motivation for doing so.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:09 PM (q/UWX)

173
Far out man! Like what a gas! Hope I die before I get old! Keep on truckin man! Groovy!
Posted by: Dirty Old Hippie Boomer


Turn it up, man!

https://youtu.be/KLltP8T_tj8

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2025 01:09 PM (pkeXY)

174 Pot should stay within the bounds of the Joe Rogan Experience.

(I don't know if he partakes, but a lot of the conversations sound like "dorm room at 2 a.m."-style Wooooah Dude! stuff, which I love.)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2025 01:08 PM (kpS4V)

Oh yes, he most certainly partakes.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:10 PM (q/UWX)

175 I'm a conservative, and I'd like to see laws/restrictions on pot relaxed. Medical or otherwise. Alcohol is the worst of all. (yes, I drink a little too) Does anyone think people aren't driving and walking around impaired or drunk all day, everywhere! I take a toke or two occasionally and enjoy it. It only takes a puff or two. I'd much rather see much harsher restrictions placed on alcohol consumption. Alcohol is truly a killer!!

Posted by: Guillermo at December 28, 2025 01:11 PM (558mO)

176 It’s interesting how some of y’all are getting uppity and nasty and puritanical about pot.

I think it should be studied. Funded, blind, real studies about the medical/psychological benefits/dangers of use. My dad grew pot for my mom. She was 45 and diagnosed with a wonky, rare, metastatic bone cancer. She was dead in 18 brutal months. Some of her only relief came from taking a couple tokes off a hand rolled home grown joint.

Please don’t be so prickly.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 01:11 PM (IhIKR)

177 All seriousness aside, I watched firsthand what legal weed did to Colorado. It has been a disaster.

If activists suggest it where you live, beat those persons senseless.

Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 01:11 PM (ZxPkt)

178
Of course, like "gay rights", "medical marijuana" was the false nose potheads used to normalize yet another corrosive vice.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2025 01:11 PM (tgvbd)

179 >>> I think the arguments in favor of legalizing marijuana that cite our culture's use and abuse of alcohol are disingenuous in the extreme.

Adding another problematic drug to the legal mix just because there already is one, is just stupid.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 01:03 PM (n9ltV)


I don't know anything about pot. But is there like, common, casual pot, like people will have wine or a beer every once and a while because they actually like beer and wine? Like with food? Are their casual pot smokers who just really like the stench? Think it pairs well with their cabbage boiling and their pet skunk?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2025 01:11 PM (3uBP9)

180 Generally, my position on this entire topic is the libertarian one: Get the government out of the business of policing private behavior.

What exactly is private behavior?

So someone who engages in self-harm practices will NEVER be a burden on society as a consequence of their "private behavior"?

Stuffing one's face with donuts and Coca Cola day after day privately at home dramatically increases the odds that I'm going to have to underwrite their medical bills.

How private is that?

Banging stoned prostitutes privately at home behind closed doors while the kids are fully aware of what is going on has zero effect on their psyche and neuroses later in life?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 01:12 PM (a4flb)

181 By the mere fact that you proclaim that society, outside your personal container has no business to regulate your activity, if what you were doing was benign, why would the outside world care?

So you know its wrong, but hide behind the fig leaf of Constitution protections ignoring the fact that our forefathers didn't write "Life, liberty and Pursuit of Happiness and Vice"
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 12:54 PM (a4flb)

The great genius of the American Constitution is that it is a series of limits on the powers of our Government, NOT a guidebook as to the limitations on our personal freedoms.

There is a very long list of things that are bad ideas for one to do, yet which our government has no business or power to keep you from doing. Drinking too many coca colas, for one trivial example. Or drinking too much bourbon on New Year’s Eve. (Of course they can regulate your attempt to drive after doing so)

But we do not live in an authoritarian nanny state, and this nation was never intended to be one. If we make a personal choice to go to hell, then before both God and man we have the right to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 01:12 PM (8kBBB)

182 Canada legalized marijuana under Trudeau the Jr. It was (and is) a huge mistake. Learn from our fail.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 28, 2025 01:13 PM (O7YUW)

183 Drugs are GREAT and WONDERFUL! You are just ruining our good time, hater.

Posted by: Libertarians at December 28, 2025 01:13 PM (LwmLF)

184 "People defecate in private as well. Should we let them do it in public?"

San Francisco answers with an emphatic "YES".


Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2025 12:28 PM

*Fist bump*

YouTube: https://bit.ly/47lG82d

Posted by: India at December 28, 2025 01:14 PM (P5BPp)

185 All seriousness aside, I watched firsthand what legal weed did to Colorado. It has been a disaster.

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It's like the chicken or the egg argument, legalized pot or Governor Jerry the Fairy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 01:14 PM (L/fGl)

186 Nick Shirley's amateur reporting has over 77 million views on X.

By contrast, 60 Minutes is the 2nd most popular show on CBS and got just over ... 10 million viewers last week.

The reason no one in the media will cover this is, every black community nationwide is rotted through with MN level fraud.

And at the top of every one of those fraud pyramids is a cabal of rich leftists; at the city, state and federal level.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 28, 2025 01:14 PM (HXT0k)

187 156 I think the arguments in favor of legalizing marijuana that cite our culture's use and abuse of alcohol are disingenuous in the extreme.

Adding another problematic drug to the legal mix just because there already is one, is just stupid.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 01:03 PM (n9ltV)

You are full of crap as usual. Drugs are GREAT and WONDERFUL and you need to get out of the way and let people consume as much yummy yummy drugs as they want!!!

Posted by: Libertarians at December 28, 2025 01:16 PM (LwmLF)

188 Basically, what happened is that a bunch of Boomers who grew up using the marijuana equivalent of 3.25 beer voted to legalize the marijuana equivalent of Everclear.

Replace "Boomer" with "Rush Limbaugh" or "Moral Majority" and sound out that sentence again.

Yes, you sound like a retard.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 01:16 PM (a4flb)

189 You're harshing my mellow man.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2025 01:16 PM (XeU6L)

190 >>> Drugs are GREAT and WONDERFUL! You are just ruining our good time, hater.
Posted by: Libertarians at December 28, 2025 01:13 PM (LwmLF)


I remember lolbertarian friends in college telling me I had to read the Illuminatus books. The whole time I'm reading them, I'm thinking about the authors and my friends; dude, you're high right now, aren't you?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2025 01:17 PM (3uBP9)

191 Can we not endorse losers and loser behavior?

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:17 PM (LwmLF)

192 Basically, what happened is that a bunch of Boomers who grew up using the marijuana equivalent of 3.25 beer voted to legalize the marijuana equivalent of Everclear.

Which is, of course, legal.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 01:17 PM (3nLb4)

193 What exactly is private behavior?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 01:12 PM (a4flb)

You basically answered your own question. As soon as it leaks out into the world, and starts harming others, it's no longer private.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:18 PM (q/UWX)

194 Stuffing one's face with donuts and Coca Cola day after day privately at home dramatically increases the odds that I'm going to have to underwrite their medical bills.”

The problem there is not what they are doing, but with the idea that you are supposed to pay their medical bills.

This is why socialized medicine, as well as all socialized systems, always breaks down into a heavily controlled authoritarian society. (Or it simply fails under it’s impossible burdens)

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 01:18 PM (8kBBB)

195 The Nick Shirley video is very good.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 28, 2025 01:18 PM (Ohsyb)

196 And at the top of every one of those fraud pyramids is a cabal of rich leftists; at the city, state and federal level.

You are supposed to replace "rich leftists" with "Boomers" so that the retards can agree with you.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 01:18 PM (a4flb)

197 17 If your nation decides to conduct a "War On Drugs," and the end result is exponentially more drug use among your populace, with all the subsequent cultural and economic disasters associated with it... at some point, don't you have to conclude either:

A: You're doing it wrong, or
2: What you are doing is intentional
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:12 PM (mNhIh)

The "war on drugs" gave us militarized police forces, no-knock raids, civil asset forfeiture, and a general erosion of our Constitutional rights. Blowing up Venezuelan boats shipping drugs is war on drugs. Kicking in the door of the wrong house on a fraudulent warrant and shooting a 7-year-old in the head, or confiscating a veteran's life savings during a traffic stop because is what we got.

Posted by: A war on Americans by its own government at December 28, 2025 01:19 PM (TbWk/)

198 I should be out working on my 1WP, ice coating my driveway

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 01:19 PM (Ia/+0)

199 Of course, like "gay rights", "medical marijuana" was the false noise potheads used to normalize yet another corrosive vice.
Posted by: Hadrian
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This.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2025 01:19 PM (XeU6L)

200 All seriousness aside, I watched firsthand what legal weed did to Colorado. It has been a disaster.

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It's like the chicken or the egg argument, legalized pot or Governor Jerry the Fairy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 01:14 PM (L/fGl)

Oh, I think legalizing pot was very much a part of turning a solid red state blue.

If for no other reason, then because all the dopeheads decided to move there and start voting.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:20 PM (q/UWX)

201 JFC

I’ve not seen so many scoldy judgemental puritanical Nannie’s on the blog in a long time.

And the high priestess isn’t even here.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 01:20 PM (IhIKR)

202 Got to love modern technology when we can dial-in to the hour when a cold front blows through and have strong confidence in its wind speed and change in temperature.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure


Still only good about 24 hours out.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2025 01:21 PM (c115l)

203 >>> 59 I noticed the potheads in high school were never really eager to do anything but get high. My ‘theory’ of the drug is that it has an effect on your personality, namely it saps your motivation.

It really does a number on your brain if you're under 25. And your motivation. The kids that were the major potheads in high school rarely seemed to suddenly snap out of it and turn their lives around. It was like it sapped their ambition for life.

Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 01:21 PM (gWBY1)

204 I couldn’t agree more. A stumbling altered society is not what bargained or fought for.

Posted by: Mudshark at December 28, 2025 01:21 PM (8ftm8)

205 then-Gov Hickenlooper signed legal weed into law.

First came the 'pot tourists'. Stoners who came to Colorado solely to cop legal weed.

Then came the drifters. Street zombies. Whacked out on weed, meth, booze, stumbling thru the streets.

Next, the homeless population exploded. People camping in parks and under highway overpasses and breaking into the commercial properties left vacant by our faggot governor's covid lockdown policies.

All of this driven by the malaise and indifference brought by Colorado's lax attitudes towards everything.

Trust me- there is no benefit to legalizing pot. I've seen the ruination first hand.

Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 01:21 PM (ZxPkt)

206 >It's like the chicken or the egg argument, legalized pot or Governor Jerry the Fairy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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it started before Governor Butt Pirate- Hickenlooper signed it into law

Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 01:24 PM (ZxPkt)

207 Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 01:20 PM (IhIKR)

LOL. I am not a priestess, nursess.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2025 01:25 PM (rZCVI)

208 Because the cop says you looked like you were impaired.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:29 PM (q/UWX)

Those reports are scripted with keywords they've been made to memorize, whether they actually observe those characteristics or not. That's why there has been such a scandal over sober DUI arrests where the driver was 100% clean. And of course the time honored planting of drugs in people's cars and "lookie what I found!" And the always-festive donut glaze testing as meth.

Posted by: It's all bullshit based at December 28, 2025 01:25 PM (TbWk/)

209 The problem there is not what they are doing, but with the idea that you are supposed to pay their medical bills.

That was kind of my point. There is no such thing as "privately" except in the delusional world of "I AM AN ISLAND" type of people who are tightly integrated, whether they recognize it or not, in something called "society".

Even Scriptures order the believer to not forsake the fellowship of other believers - we were designed as social creatures. Granted many truly suck at it, but that is the basic wiring.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 01:25 PM (a4flb)

210 Something I'm worried about is the number of teens that vape. At least where I'm at, it's HUGE. It's banned at schools but they all do it.

They are finally getting research rolling in on it, and it's not good. You have teens addicted to vaping that should have glowy, vibrant skin, and it's dull and dry and wrinkly like they are in their 30s-40s. They are going to look like mummies when they're 50.

Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 01:25 PM (gWBY1)

211 I don't need anything that makes it harder for me to think clearly.

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 01:25 PM (/lEKk)

212 Speaking of stoned, the NY Jets sure seem to be. The Patriots have two straight scoring drives with I think no incomplete passes except for an interference call on the Jets in the end zone, and every pass has gone for a first down so far.
Jets must all be stoned as shit.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 28, 2025 01:25 PM (sl73Y)

213 My favorite commercial is the coping mom who has two toddlers running around wrecking the house and making all kinds of noise, AND HER SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM is to lie down on the couch and take a CBD/THC infused Gummie.

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My favorite anti pot ad. Two twenty-somethings are smoking and talking about how the anti pot propaganda is wrong because they've been smoking for years and nothing has happened. Then mom comes in asking if they even looked for a job today? Voice-over: smoke pot and nothing will happen.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 01:25 PM (L/fGl)

214 96
'Kids who would otherwise not be losers become losers because of pot. Not all, but a significant amount. Nobody starts out smoking weed all day.'

These are the ones who I'm worried about. The kids who are just barely motivated enough to support themselves getting pushed off that fence because they found a drug they like more than being an adult.
Then they become burdens to the rest of us.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 01:25 PM (fd80v)

215 SCOLDILOCKS!

I knew you’d be here policing us! I feel so safe now.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 01:26 PM (IhIKR)

216 I just read the first section of Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close and had forgotten what it's about.

Then I closed the book and my phone screen showed me what i'd been reading before the book.. It was Nick Shirley's stuff about the somali fraud.

And I thought, you can't hate islam enough, but islam can hate us more.

Posted by: M. Gaga at December 28, 2025 01:26 PM (KiBMU)

217
What a dumb take.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:26 PM (WWNg6)

218 I am not a priestess, nursess.
>>>>>>Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2025 01:25 PM (rZCVI)

You sure act like one.

Posted by: Same Old at December 28, 2025 01:27 PM (ZZXCI)

219 America has too many problems without adding more of us getting high regularly.
Posted by CBD at 12:00 PM Comments


Well, man, that's just, like, what Cannabidiol would say.

Posted by: SciVo at December 28, 2025 01:27 PM (Sy6m/)

220 Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 01:26 PM (IhIKR)

LOL Have a lovely day!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2025 01:27 PM (rZCVI)

221 I couldn’t agree more. A stumbling altered society is not what bargained or fought for.

So dope smoking is not exactly the rocket fuel we need for MAGA?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 01:27 PM (a4flb)

222 Cannabis has been known to Chinese medicine for thousands of years.
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*Trust me- there is no benefit to legalizing pot. I've seen the ruination first hand.*
Trust me- there is no benefit to *criminalizing* pot. I've seen the ruination first hand.

Posted by: clarence at December 28, 2025 01:28 PM (MXMX4)

223 Those reports are scripted with keywords they've been made to memorize, whether they actually observe those characteristics or not. That's why there has been such a scandal over sober DUI arrests where the driver was 100% clean. And of course the time honored planting of drugs in people's cars and "lookie what I found!" And the always-festive donut glaze testing as meth.
Posted by: It's all bullshit based at December 28, 2025 01:25 PM (TbWk/)

They also use drug dogs, where the cops wave a hand (which may have something on it), by a door handle, and when the dog then keys in on the door, they now have "probable cause" to search the whole vehicle.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:28 PM (q/UWX)

224 JFC

I’ve not seen so many scoldy judgemental puritanical Nannie’s on the blog in a long time.


Eh, people have opinions. I'm interested in hearing their reasoned, rational arguments for them even if I don't happen to agree. Especially if I don't happen to agree. Agreement is boring, apathy more so.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 01:28 PM (3nLb4)

225 Couldn't the government just distribute Soma to the masses to make them more docile?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 28, 2025 01:28 PM (wBaIH)

226
The same fools against reclassifying pot are all okay with fags "marrying" each other with fake "marriages."

Fuck the institution of marriage. But pot? That's where we draw the line!



Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:28 PM (0Mhcm)

227
Shrooms are legal in Ann Arbor now, man.

Posted by: Auspex at December 28, 2025 01:28 PM (MyqLb)

228 Lunch today consisted of curried goat, rice and peas, stewed cabbage, and washed down with fresh squeezed beet juice.

Now off to pick up some new Gundam.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2025 01:29 PM (iQHrU)

229 Legalizing weed is a great idea. It will reduce the competition when my kids are applying for jobs, schools, etc."

That's my offspring's take...

Posted by: man at December 28, 2025 01:29 PM (XuXeR)

230 I see that this ASHQ insult factory is fully operational on a Sunday. I glad nobody else on this board is ever judgmental about anything? Haha, Byeeeee.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2025 01:30 PM (rZCVI)

231 Just say no.

Posted by: zombie Nancy Reagan at December 28, 2025 01:31 PM (0sNs1)

232 You taxes no fool at your used to sonny battleships

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith... the anal behind anal sex at December 28, 2025 01:31 PM (drI3W)

233 MJ is a gateway drug because the same people your kids buy weed from also have "free" samples of other stuff to try like crack and meth. No medical marijuana dispensary has ever offered me anything beyond MJ and associate products, but they're not criminals.

If you think your kids can't get MJ if they want it, you are a deluded fool.

If people want to sit around and smoke pot all day, they're no different than the people that sit around and get drunk all day. They're also going nowhere in life, only the drinkers tend to be more violent/dangerous. Society's role should be to NOT facilitate their loserdom with SNAP, etc. You don't work, you don't eat.

Posted by: p-squared at December 28, 2025 01:32 PM (0prFs)

234 Nurse, I will say this, and with your medical background maybe you'll approve...

When my 90+ year old grandma was in massive pain and had no desire to eat, we got "contraband" lotion in it with cannabis brought to us by a relative who lives near you. It helped with the pain, didn't mix bad with all the other meds she was taking, and helped increase her appetite a little.

When she went to her doctor for a check-up and casually mentioned it as one of items she uses in her pain regimen, he was like I'm just gonna pretend I didn't hear that... I mean, come on! She's 90. He got it. Good doc.

Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 01:32 PM (gWBY1)

235 And the always-festive donut glaze testing as meth.
Posted by: It's all bullshit based at December 28, 2025 01:25 PM


* side eye *

Posted by: Ariana G. at December 28, 2025 01:33 PM (0sNs1)

236 150
'Butt TC'

Hahahaha!!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 01:33 PM (fd80v)

237
We have a huge pornography problem in this country, but let's keep Pot a federal crime.

Any child with access to Internet has been exposed to pornography, sometimes pervert homosexual pornography. Little kids are being Groomed. I'd rather they be smoking a joint than smoking a pole.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:33 PM (HeMti)

238 FFS, Trump only moved pot out of Schedule 1 (with heroin) into Schedule 3 (with ketamine and steroids).

It should be a matter for the states any way

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 28, 2025 01:33 PM (dtajH)

239 Oh, I think legalizing pot was very much a part of turning a solid red state blue.

If for no other reason, then because all the dopeheads decided to move there and start voting.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:20 PM (q/UWX)

Weed was legalized in Colorado in 2012.

In 2008 Obama won Colorado by 9%.



Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 01:34 PM (9c0bR)

240 236 150
'Butt TC'
---
Hahahaha!!
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 01:33 PM (fd80v)

I love Skip.

Now, if YOU had said it....

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:34 PM (q/UWX)

241 Ben Had texted me to run home and say

HIYA JT

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 01:35 PM (sF9Ts)

242 Not sure if pot is responsible for this Nobel Prize winner or not.

https://is.gd/5OPIuN

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 01:35 PM (L/fGl)

243 164
'If the judiciary is going to let criminals get away with sex crimes, violent, racially motivated crimes, politically motivated crimes, fraud and so on...

Massachusetts Parole Board Approves Release of 39 Murder Convicts After State Supreme Court’s Ruling'

Please, Donald. Invoke the Insurrection Act.
Your pal,
Dr. Claw

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 01:36 PM (fd80v)

244 When I worked in midtown people would hang out on 6th Ave outside the Exxon building and smoke a j at lunch quite openly. This was 1982.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 01:37 PM (sF9Ts)

245
JT!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:37 PM (HeMti)

246 We have a huge pornography problem in this country, but let's keep Pot a federal crime.

Any child with access to Internet has been exposed to pornography, sometimes pervert homosexual pornography. Little kids are being Groomed. I'd rather they be smoking a joint than smoking a pole.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:33 PM (HeMti)

Cross the streams with THC lube.

Posted by: Cannabutt activities at December 28, 2025 01:37 PM (TbWk/)

247 Weed > > > Liquor

Weed causes much less social harm. Fight me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 01:38 PM (sF9Ts)

248 >>> My favorite commercial is the coping mom who has two toddlers running around wrecking the house and making all kinds of noise, AND HER SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM is to lie down on the couch and take a CBD/THC infused Gummie

I think it was SNL that did a skit about the best helper mommy can have to get her kids to calm down... it was chloroform, ha. Does the trick every time!

Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 01:38 PM (gWBY1)

249 Weed was legalized in Colorado in 2012.

In 2008 Obama won Colorado by 9%.



Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 01:34 PM (9c0bR)

In my long 29 years, CO has had ONE Republican governor. It is more Leftist than people ever gave it credit for.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:38 PM (LwmLF)

250 We lived in CO during the first four years of their legal dope thing. Denver along east Colfax or Broadway smelled like San Francisco in 1968.

We lived in Broomfield, one of the few counties that wouldn't approve "dispensaries," but it seemed like a weak meaningless position to take.

We left in disgust with not just what legal weed did but mostly what californication did to what had once been the glorious gateway to the intermountain west.

Posted by: M. Gaga at December 28, 2025 01:39 PM (KiBMU)

251 187
'Drugs are GREAT and WONDERFUL and you need to get out of the way and let people consume as much yummy yummy drugs as they want!!!'

I smoke every day and I'm president of Texaco Oil!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 01:39 PM (fd80v)

252 Even Scriptures order the believer to not forsake the fellowship of other believers - we were designed as social creatures. Granted many truly suck at it, but that is the basic wiring.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 28, 2025 01:25 PM (a4flb)

I of course agree with that, as long as participation is voluntary. I do *not* agree with any who wish to use the power of the state to jail any neighbors who eat pork, for example, as many Muslims would. Even if all of their neighbors agree that eating pork is evil.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 01:39 PM (8kBBB)

253 We wanted studies done-- official studies-- of the effects of mj. Fed-gov level stuff, not some hippy-dippy CAMP/NORML crap.

Got told "it's illegal, so we *can't* do any official study."

Well, maybe now they can. Of course, now that medical research is about as believable as that 2 year old with crumbs around his mouth, saying he didn't steal any cookies....

Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 01:39 PM (rdVOm)

254 Cannabis has been known to Chinese medicine for thousands of years.

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We have a huge pornography problem in this country, but let's keep Pot a federal crime.

-
It turned the Chinese eyes funny.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 01:39 PM (L/fGl)

255 They also use drug dogs, where the cops wave a hand (which may have something on it), by a door handle, and when the dog then keys in on the door, they now have "probable cause" to search the whole vehicle.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:28 PM (q/UWX)

The studies on this show overall accuracy south of 50%, which indicates it's all based on the cop's hunch, not evidence. Some individual dogs and handlers are even worse. The notion that a cop's lies are now elevated to reasonable suspicion and probable cause for a search because had a dog at the time is laughable and an obscenity against the Fourth Amendment. It should be rejected outright as the unconstitutional farce that it is.

Posted by: K9s pissing on the Bill of Rights at December 28, 2025 01:40 PM (TbWk/)

256 Weed causes much less social harm. Fight me.

Which could be a result of its legal status. Or not. But just stating an effect without at least considering the cause is not a strong argument.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 01:41 PM (3nLb4)

257 232: yeah, CO made this argument about how WONDERFUL pot will be in paying for things.

How is that working out?

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:41 PM (LwmLF)

258 256 Weed causes much less social harm. Fight me.

Which could be a result of its legal status. Or not. But just stating an effect without at least considering the cause is not a strong argument.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 01:41 PM (3nLb4)

You endorse being a loser and loser behavior. Good to know.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:42 PM (LwmLF)

259 Fuck the institution of marriage. But pot? That's where we draw the line!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:28 PM (0Mhcm)


What are you jabbering on about? That straw man is ridiculous.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 01:43 PM (n9ltV)

260 256 Weed causes much less social harm. Fight me.

Which could be a result of its legal status. Or not. But just stating an effect without at least considering the cause is not a strong argument.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 01:41 PM (3nLb4)

Personally I doubt that has much effect on consumption.

Posted by: Stoner? I hardly know 'er! at December 28, 2025 01:43 PM (TbWk/)

261 247 Weed > > > Liquor

Weed causes much less social harm. Fight me.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 01:38 PM (sF9Ts)

I have never known of anyone who has died directly from weed use. (Of course accidents and lung disease are another matter.)
But I have personally known 2 or 3 people who have died directly from alcohol addiction and acute alcohol overuse.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 01:43 PM (8kBBB)

262 Weed > > > Liquor

Weed causes much less social harm. Fight me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 01:38 PM (sF9Ts)


This is a ridiculous argument.

Why add another drug to the mix that causes social harm?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 01:44 PM (n9ltV)

263 LizLem,
Good on granny! Any relief, even placebo effect, is welcome.
I want studies done. Federally funded, transparent studies.

And whoever mentioned pron. pornography has destroyed culture far more than drugs or alcohol. There is NOTHING redeeming about pornography.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 01:44 PM (IhIKR)

264 You endorse being a loser and loser behavior. Good to know.

1) I don't see how that follows from my comment. 2) You may be assuming things about my position that I haven't stated.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 01:44 PM (3nLb4)

265 Fake Jake on what happy & fulfilled & confident people do.

Graham Allen
@GrahamAllen
THIS IS HILARIOUS: People are still going to Tim Walz’s house and yelling “retard.”

-
Jake Tapper
@jaketapper
Everyone really needs to take a breath and stop being awful, stop rewarding awfulness, and stop promoting awfulness with your algorithms.

Happy & fulfilled & confident people don’t spend time doing any of this.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 01:45 PM (L/fGl)

266
CO, IL, NY, and ME

all these blue States with Democrat Totalitarian supposed "governors" have NOT adopted the Trump Tax Cuts, and will require residents to add back the federally exempt overtime for purposes of taxing State income.

This is what You voted for, shit-heads.
Feces-filled craniums.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:45 PM (HeMti)

267 233
'Society's role should be to NOT facilitate their loserdom with SNAP, etc. You don't work, you don't eat.'

This NOT the way it will work out. Those smoking losers will be burdens the rest of their damn lives.
On our dime. Some of you live in states where this already true.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 01:46 PM (fd80v)

268 A different take on Star Wars: A New Hope. Need to know more about the Ewok Genocide that is shown at the 3:13 mark:

https://tinyurl.com/mpzp8b7h

Posted by: Random Yeti on Mount Everest at December 28, 2025 01:46 PM (QP75Q)

269 The "war on drugs" gave us militarized police forces, no-knock raids, civil asset forfeiture, and a general erosion of our Constitutional rights. Blowing up Venezuelan boats shipping drugs is war on drugs. Kicking in the door of the wrong house on a fraudulent warrant and shooting a 7-year-old in the head, or confiscating a veteran's life savings during a traffic stop because is what we got.
Posted by: A war on Americans by its own government at December 28, 2025 01:19 PM (TbWk/)

The police forces are as they are because “we can do anything we want! WE ARE THE GOOD GUYS!!!” And people let them, refusing to hold them to account because people, especially the police themselves, believe themselves to be above criticism.

The rest of your screed is just you justifying losers and loser behavior.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:47 PM (LwmLF)

270 >>> Not sure if pot is responsible for this Nobel Prize winner or not. https://is.gd/5OPIuN
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 01:35 PM (L/fGl)

I hope she was high when she wrote that! Because an actual journalist should and would not make that many typos.

Also, Ida B Wells, her hero, was a pistol packing republican badass. I have a feeling she is far less pro second amendment than Ida was. Ida is NOT your bae, Miss jones, and would be smacking you for tarnishing her legacy.

Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 01:47 PM (gWBY1)

271
What are you jabbering on about? That straw man is ridiculous.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Straw?

You support homo pervert fake "marriage" 100%.

You probably support trannies, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:47 PM (HeMti)

272 Hey man......

I smoked the Wacky Weed and look at me. I gave you Obamacare from the brilliance my brain developed from MaryJane....

Just ask Big Mike....

Posted by: Barry O at December 28, 2025 01:47 PM (J9q9v)

273
Unfortunately, we live in an age where vices aren't recognized as such but celebrated instead. This bodes ill for adding another.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2025 01:47 PM (tgvbd)

274 Fuck the institution of marriage. But pot? That's where we draw the line!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:28 PM (0Mhcm)

What are you jabbering on about? That straw man is ridiculous.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Yeah, why add to the harm marriage does?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 01:48 PM (L/fGl)

275 The rest of your screed is just you justifying losers and loser behavior.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:47 PM (LwmLF)


Dial it down a notch.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 01:48 PM (n9ltV)

276 The studies on this show overall accuracy south of 50%, which indicates it's all based on the cop's hunch, not evidence. Some individual dogs and handlers are even worse. The notion that a cop's lies are now elevated to reasonable suspicion and probable cause for a search because had a dog at the time is laughable and an obscenity against the Fourth Amendment. It should be rejected outright as the unconstitutional farce that it is.
Posted by: K9s pissing on the Bill of Rights at December 28, 2025 01:40 PM (TbWk/)

I saw a story about a dude who was convicted of murder, because a cadaver dog got a "hit" on the car seat in his car.

There was literally no other evidence against him, and plenty to implicate others of the crime, and the dog handler has said repeatedly that it was an unreliable result (for a number of reasons). As far as I know he's still in prison.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:48 PM (wGK1C)

277 It turned the Chinese eyes funny.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 01:39 PM


No yellow!

Posted by: Hunter B. at December 28, 2025 01:48 PM (0sNs1)

278 263
'There is NOTHING redeeming about pornography.'

Quit scolding, dammit!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 01:48 PM (fd80v)

279 This is a ridiculous argument.

Why add another drug to the mix that causes social harm?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 01:44 PM (n9ltV)
=====

Liquor has been totally underregulated and destroyed untold tens of thousands of lives.

Weed has been totally overregulated and destroyed tens of lives.

Why regulate one heavily and not the other?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 01:48 PM (I8Tp0)

280 This is a ridiculous argument.

Why add another drug to the mix that causes social harm?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 01:44 PM (n9ltV)

These are arguments made by people who wholeheartedly endorse and support losers and loser behavior, or are possibly losers themselves. As I don’t want to live in a society full of losers, I can’t agree with legalizing loser behavior.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:49 PM (LwmLF)

281 How old is the war on drugs? 50 years? 60? How many trillions have we spent fighting this war?

And the number of people getting high today is no different than it was then the “war” started.

Maaaaybbeeeee just maybe we need to end the war .

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 01:49 PM (9c0bR)

282 Fiesty today we are. Irritate CBD you will.

Posted by: Yoda at December 28, 2025 01:50 PM (0sNs1)

283 Also, Ida B Wells, her hero, was a pistol packing republican badass. I have a feeling she is far less pro second amendment than Ida was. Ida is NOT your bae, Miss jones, and would be smacking you for tarnishing her legacy.
Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 01:47 PM (gWBY1)
===
The "continuation" high school here is named for her.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 01:50 PM (I8Tp0)

284 276
'I saw a story about a dude who was convicted of murder, because a cadaver dog got a "hit" on the car seat in his car.'

What in the hell?! The dog was already a cadaver.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 01:51 PM (fd80v)

285 195 The Nick Shirley video is very good.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 28, 2025 01:18 PM (Ohsyb)
________________________

It would not shock me if Nick Shirley gets a job offer from James O'Keefe. And, further, I'm betting that O'Keefe has some operatives working the Minneapolis area, but aren't ready to release what they have yet.

Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2025 01:51 PM (dIske)

286 It is amazing how many comments every drug topic always gets.

We should be thankful that ace does not get paid strictly by engagements or this would be the drug blog and have a stoned ewok on the masthead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2025 01:52 PM (bss/y)

287 Jake Tapper
@jaketapper
Everyone really needs to take a breath and stop being awful, stop rewarding awfulness, and stop promoting awfulness with your algorithms.

Happy & fulfilled & confident people don’t spend time doing any of this.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 28, 2025 01:45 PM (L/fGl)

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume ol' Jake had nothing to say about Pedo Timmy's wife saying how much she enjoyed the smell of burning tires during the St. George riots.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:52 PM (wGK1C)

288 >>> Graham Allen @GrahamAllen
THIS IS HILARIOUS: People are still going to Tim Walz’s house and yelling “retard.”
-
Jake Tapper @jaketapper
Everyone really needs to take a breath and stop being awful, stop rewarding awfulness


You know, for once I agree with Jake tapper. Let's drag Tim Walz out of the governor's mansion and throw him in prison for the billions in taxpayer money fraud in MN that has happened under his watch. We really do need to stop rewarding awfulness!

If you are more offended by a naughty word than the fraud, Jake tapper, YOU are the problem.

Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 01:52 PM (gWBY1)

289 If someone knows Nick Shirley, have him get in touch with me. I know where all the fake Head Starts are.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 01:52 PM (I8Tp0)

290 Maybe the dog was the driver sknce the guy was to stoned to drive

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 01:52 PM (Ia/+0)

291 I am exactly and precisely ambivalent on the issue. Smoke pot, don't smoke pot. Whatever. Do whatever the hell you want to do AS LONG as you don't hurt anyone else (especially me) in the process.

If you hurt someone, then you get shot in the face.

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2025 01:52 PM (Jtz/H)

292 As far as I know he's still in prison.

The dog?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 28, 2025 01:53 PM (Kt19C)

293 Liquor has been totally underregulated and destroyed untold tens of thousands of lives.

Weed has been totally overregulated and destroyed tens of lives.

Why regulate one heavily and not the other?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 01:48 PM (I8Tp0)

Liquor has been totally underregulated? That’s idiotic. If I walk outside in public with a can of beer and clearly drinking it I am getting my ass kicked by the cops. You can’t be publicly intoxicated without inviting the cops to jump on your case. I went hiking this weekend in various state parks that featured massive signs proscribing the public consumption of alcohol. I cannot carry concealed AT ALL with ANY BAC over zero. There are still dry counties and cities even here in TX. Try buying alcohol in a liquor store today in TX. Or any alcohol before 10 on Sundays. Until 2021 is was illegal to sell any alcohol before noon on Sundays.

What an idiotic statement.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:53 PM (LwmLF)

294 Given that Walz is indeed a retard, I don’t see the issue with stating a fact outside his house.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 01:53 PM (9c0bR)

295 The rest of your screed is just you justifying losers and loser behavior.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:47 PM (LwmLF)

Your screed is just you justifying tyrannical governmental violence and trampling of people's rights without consequence, up to and including warrantless entry and shooting children.

Posted by: Two can play this game at December 28, 2025 01:54 PM (TbWk/)

296 Tim Walz, Code Name: Retard.

Posted by: U.N.C.L.E. at December 28, 2025 01:54 PM (Q+gd/)

297 Cops around here could cherry pick smoking while driving.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 28, 2025 01:54 PM (Kt19C)

298 Maaaaybbeeeee just maybe we need to end the war .
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 01:49 PM (9c0bR)

Maybe that’s because you endorse losers.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:55 PM (LwmLF)

299 These are arguments made by people who wholeheartedly endorse and support losers and loser behavior, or are possibly losers themselves.

As best I can tell, you've now made this same accusation about people on both sides of the MJ legalization question.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 01:55 PM (3nLb4)

300 Why regulate one heavily and not the other?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 01:48 PM (I8Tp0)


That's a different question. And your supposition that marijuana has destroyed only "tens of lives" is entirely unsupported.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 01:55 PM (n9ltV)

301 Tim Walz is not someone we want to associate with.

Posted by: Short Busses at December 28, 2025 01:55 PM (0sNs1)

302 298 Maaaaybbeeeee just maybe we need to end the war .
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 01:49 PM (9c0bR)

Maybe that’s because you endorse losers.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:55 PM (LwmLF)


Ya got me bro.😎

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 01:55 PM (9c0bR)

303 What in the hell?! The dog was already a cadaver.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2025 01:51 PM (fd80v)

Hah!

Stop with the loser losing lose arguments!!!

No but seriously, they got the dog from somewhere else, because that police department didn't have any, and they found a Brit who was in the states, at a cadaver dog convention or something.

So when they asked him to bring the dog down, he told them "Hey now, this isn't going to give you reliable results, hopefully at best it'll point you to a suspect so you can find other evidence on which to get a conviction."

Nope. Just the dog.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:55 PM (wGK1C)

304 "This is what You voted for, shit-heads.
Feces-filled craniums." Posted by: Soothsayer

I blame the dead voters around Chicago.

But IF "downstate" could turn out to vote, AND vote 85% Trump, it could overturn the massive cheat. Most downstate counties in Illinois were over 70% Trump.

With Dem governors skimming from the $billions stolen via fraud (see Minnesota), it is no wonder they are so fully invested in massive cheating and massive illegal infiltration.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2025 01:55 PM (vbXSk)

305 Maybe that’s because you endorse losers.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:55 PM (LwmLF)


Last chance. Dial it back or get banned.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 01:56 PM (n9ltV)

306
Now is the time for Trump to hit blue States HARD.

Tell The People the real reason their gas is expensive. Tell them why their Heating Oil costs $0.35/gal more in MA than NH.

That's right. I live on the border of MA/NH, and the same company that delivers the same oil to MA in the same truck charge 35 cents/gal more than NH customers. That's a lotta fucking money.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:56 PM (HeMti)

307 I don't agree with Tapper because the Marxists won't shut the fk up

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 01:56 PM (Ia/+0)

308 What an idiotic statement.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:53 PM (LwmLF)
====

You are completely missing my point so I'll dumb it down for you.

Liquor is more harmful than weed but is regulated less than weed. It should be regulated at least as much.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 01:57 PM (I8Tp0)

309 Your screed is just you justifying tyrannical governmental violence and trampling of people's rights without consequence, up to and including warrantless entry and shooting children.
Posted by: Two can play this game at December 28, 2025 01:54 PM (TbWk/)

The Greg Stillson move to justify your wanting to be a loser and wanting to legalize losers and loser behavior. Actually I have written the Legislature in regards to highly restricting warrantless searches. Because I don’t like them regardless. A cop’s job must be nightmarishly difficult, not because I support losers like you do, but because I inherently do not trust them, and I don’t want to live in a police state.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:58 PM (LwmLF)

310 No but seriously, they got the dog from somewhere else, because that police department didn't have any, and they found a Brit who was in the states, at a cadaver dog convention or something.


I'm picturing a Far Side comic type scenario, with a bunch of dogs wearing lanyards, drinking coffee, and talking about the one cadaver that actually made them lose their lunch.

Posted by: You here for the convention? Arf! at December 28, 2025 01:58 PM (TbWk/)

311 "Weed. Yes or no?"

BUT, but.... aLcOhoL!!!

*eyeroll*

Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 01:58 PM (rdVOm)

312 Tell The People the real reason their gas is expensive. Tell them why their Heating Oil costs $0.35/gal more in MA than NH.

That's right. I live on the border of MA/NH, and the same company that delivers the same oil to MA in the same truck charge 35 cents/gal more than NH customers. That's a lotta fucking money.
Posted by: Soothsayer

You see this all over the country. Cross state lines and gas jumps or drops $1 a gallon. People know this. They don’t need to be told. They just don’t care.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 01:58 PM (9c0bR)

313 The problem there is not what they are doing, but with the idea that you are supposed to pay their medical bills.

This is why socialized medicine, as well as all socialized systems, always breaks down into a heavily controlled authoritarian society.


Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2025 01:18 PM

Something that zombie explained very eloquently here:

Why America Hates Universal Health Care: The Real Reason

Zombietime: https://bit.ly/40aQEps

Now, I really don’t care if you overeat, smoke like a chimney, hump like a bunny or forget to lock the safety mechanism on your pistol as you jam it in your waistband. Fine by me. And as a laissez-faire social-libertarian live-and-let-live kind of person, I would never under normal circumstances condemn anyone for any of the behaviors listed above. That is: Until the bill for your stupidity shows up in my mailbox. Then suddenly, I’m forced to care about what you do, because I’m being forced to pay for the consequences.

What I don’t like about the very concept of universal health care is that it compels me to become my brother’s keeper and insert myself into the moral decisions of his life.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 28, 2025 01:58 PM (P5BPp)

314 Last chance. Dial it back or get banned.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 01:56 PM


Prescient I was, hmmmmm?

Posted by: Yoda at December 28, 2025 01:58 PM (0sNs1)

315 Now is the time for Trump to hit blue States HARD.

Tell The People the real reason their gas is expensive. Tell them why their Heating Oil costs $0.35/gal more in MA than NH.

That's right. I live on the border of MA/NH, and the same company that delivers the same oil to MA in the same truck charge 35 cents/gal more than NH customers. That's a lotta fucking money.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:56 PM (HeMti)
_____________________________

Not just Blue states. Pennsylvania has the second highest fuel tax in the nation. As an example of that, gas is cheaper in NJ than it is in PA.

Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2025 01:59 PM (dIske)

316 The dog?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 28, 2025 01:53 PM (Kt19C)

Man, think of all the people who service dogs (and the less well trained emotional support dogs).

If they allow you to take the dog to prison with you (because, sure, why not. We let you declare your sex when you get there so you can bunk with the laydees), that poor dog.

Sent to prison for a crime he didn't commit!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 01:59 PM (wGK1C)

317 Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:47 PM (HeMti)

Your contentious and ridiculous histrionics is tedious.

Dial it down, or fuck off.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 01:59 PM (n9ltV)

318 It is a proven fact that smoking cigarettes can give you lung cancer.

Smoking MaryJane does not. I know these things.

Posted by: Dr Fauci (COVID 19 Expert) at December 28, 2025 01:59 PM (J9q9v)

319
People know this. They don’t need to be told. They just don’t care.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald


Wrong, wrong, and wrong.
They don't know this. They do need to be told. And they will care when they hear about it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:59 PM (HeMti)

320 As an example of that, gas is cheaper in NJ than it is in PA.

Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2025 01:59 PM (dIske)


And it's expensive in NJ!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 01:59 PM (n9ltV)

321 Sure $6 gas sucks. But what are my options? I can’t vote for a Republican who wants to kill gays and black people.
- CA voters

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 02:00 PM (9c0bR)

322 That's a different question. And your supposition that marijuana has destroyed only "tens of lives" is entirely unsupported.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 01:55 PM (n9ltV)
===
I'm exaggerating to make the point that alcohol causes social harm of an entirely different magnitude. There is a multi billion-dollar alcohol addiction industry. But not a similar one for weed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 02:00 PM (I8Tp0)

323 Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:58 PM (LwmLF)

See you in two weeks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2025 02:00 PM (n9ltV)

324 Like seat belt laws, it is not really a victimless crime.

But only because "society" has agreed to those that can't pay their own medical bills from bad injuries. MJ is worse imo, and most places don't have strict laws on how high one can be without getting a DUI.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2025 02:01 PM (vbXSk)

325 Actually I have written the Legislature in regards to highly restricting warrantless searches.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 28, 2025 01:58 PM


Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who says "Nothing will happen." at December 28, 2025 02:01 PM (0sNs1)

326 >>There is a multi billion-dollar alcohol addiction industry. But not a similar one for weed.
-----------

Yet.

Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 02:02 PM (rdVOm)

327 I'm picturing a Far Side comic type scenario, with a bunch of dogs wearing lanyards, drinking coffee, and talking about the one cadaver that actually made them lose their lunch.
Posted by: You here for the convention? Arf! at December 28, 2025 01:58 PM (TbWk/)

Dammit, Kyle! They gave us steak for lunch, but you just couldn't keep it together.

Enjoy your Dog Chow, asshole!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:03 PM (wGK1C)

328 I'm exaggerating to make the point that alcohol causes social harm of an entirely different magnitude. There is a multi billion-dollar alcohol addiction industry. But not a similar one for weed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 02:00 PM (I8Tp0)

Lot of money in rehab facilities. Or if you're in Minnesota, you can have a fake rehab facility and still get lots of money.

Posted by: At least if you're a Somali at December 28, 2025 02:03 PM (TbWk/)

329 If you would just use Solar Power to heat your house in the Winter, it would be cheaper.

So, all you Northern Teir States let's get into solar power for Winter Electricity.

Posted by: Kami Harris at December 28, 2025 02:03 PM (J9q9v)

330 I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high (oh, I'm serious)
I was gonna eat yo' pussy too, but then I got high (oh)
Now I'm jacking off, and I know why (turn this shit up)
'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)...

Posted by: Afroman at December 28, 2025 02:03 PM (R/m4+)

331 Wrong, wrong, and wrong.
They don't know this. They do need to be told. And they will care when they hear about it.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 01:59 PM (HeMti)


How do they not know? Of course they k ow. You don’t think NJ or IL home owners know they pay 3X as much in property tax as other states? They're not blind.

But they justify it. Ask them about it and they’ll tell you they have amazing schools, even though the state is always near the bottom in test scores. It’s delusion not lack of info.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 02:03 PM (9c0bR)

332 Y'all know that CBD is probably making his Art Thread selections for next week right now.

Do you really want him in irritated, perchance cranky, mood?

Because this is how you get Lucian Freud paintings.

Or worse.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2025 02:04 PM (0sNs1)

333 I have no respect for potheads.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 28, 2025 02:05 PM (g8Ew8)

334 Lot of money in rehab facilities. Or if you're in Minnesota, you can have a fake rehab facility and still get lots of money.
Posted by: At least if you're a Somali at December 28, 2025 02:03 PM (TbWk/)
======

*facepalm*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 02:05 PM (I8Tp0)

335 333 Y'all know that CBD is probably making his Art Thread selections for next week right now.

Do you really want him in irritated, perchance cranky, mood?

Because this is how you get Lucian Freud paintings.

Or worse.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2025 02:04 PM (0sNs1)

So lots of Yoko Ono related items?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 02:05 PM (9c0bR)

336 >>> Tim Walz is not someone we want to associate with. Posted by: Short Busses at December 28, 2025 01:55 PM (0sNs1)

Get in line!

Posted by: Tim Walz's extended family, who all KNOW he's a retard and campaigned against him , and have shirts at December 28, 2025 02:05 PM (gWBY1)

337 Well, they'll stone you when you're tryin' to be so good
They'll stone you just like they said they would
They'll stone you when you're trying to go home
Then they'll stone you when you're there all alone

But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

Posted by: Bob Dylan, stoned at December 28, 2025 02:05 PM (TbWk/)

338 Looks like I picked the wrong thread to post a video about Obi Wan Kenobi getting stoned while watching a documentary about the Ewok Genocide.

https://tinyurl.com/mpzp8b7h

Posted by: Random Yeti on Mount Everest at December 28, 2025 02:06 PM (E8jXP)

339 Not gonna read through 300+ comments.

Has Jack Straw chimed in yet?

Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2025 02:06 PM (Q+gd/)

340 333 Y'all know that CBD is probably making his Art Thread selections for next week right now.

Do you really want him in irritated, perchance cranky, mood?

Because this is how you get Lucian Freud paintings.

Or worse.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2025 02:04 PM (0sNs1)

____________________________

THIS is how we end up with a daily dose of Fat Naked Hairy chicks pretending to dance around some guy smoking a pipe.

Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2025 02:06 PM (dIske)

341 I have no respect for potheads.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 28, 2025 02:05 PM


Yeah, well, you know that's just like, uh, your opinion man.

Posted by: Franklin, one of the Fabulous Furry Freak Bros at December 28, 2025 02:06 PM (0sNs1)

342 It seems we are waiting for a apology before we can move to the next thread

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 02:07 PM (Ia/+0)

343 The people I saw wandering aimlessly and disheveled yesterday on Market St were not stoned.

They were not cool at all.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 02:07 PM (I8Tp0)

344 Has Jack Straw chimed in yet?
Posted by: davidt
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There's more than enough straw in here already ...don't strike a match or it'll burn the place down!

Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 02:07 PM (rdVOm)

345 Do you really want him in irritated, perchance cranky, mood?

Because this is how you get Lucian Freud paintings.

Or worse.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2025 02:04 PM (0sNs1)

I'm hoping for John Martin, Bosch, and/or Beksinski.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 02:08 PM (QVzW0)

346 339 Not gonna read through 300+ comments.

Has Jack Straw chimed in yet?
Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2025 02:06 PM (Q+gd/)

He missed out on this thread, and I know why! Yeah-hey!
'Cause he got high, because he got high, because he got high

Posted by: Another much-rumored stoner of stoners at December 28, 2025 02:08 PM (TbWk/)

347 WSJ: Dallas Is Booming—Except for Its Downtown

Texas city’s central business district faces a crisis as companies look for snazzy suburban alternatives to aging office towers



Yeah “aging office towers” is the problem. Not out of control crime and a police force that looks the other way. Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 28, 2025 02:08 PM (9c0bR)

348 It seems we are waiting for a apology before we can move to the next thread

* sighs *
* rolls eyes *

"Sawww...reeee...."

Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 02:08 PM (3nLb4)

349 *pops popcorn*

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 02:08 PM (IhIKR)

350
Nothing will happen.
Posted by: That Guy who says "Nothing will happen."


Something happened.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2025 02:09 PM (pkeXY)

351 343 The people I saw wandering aimlessly and disheveled yesterday on Market St were not stoned.

They were not cool at all.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 02:07 PM (I8Tp0)
___________________________

Check out the Kensington area of Philly sometime. They call it "Zombieville". Last stats showed that the local fire companies had less than 10% fire calls, and over 90% drug overdose calls.

Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2025 02:09 PM (dIske)

352 Apology or not
WE HAZ A NOOD

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2025 02:09 PM (Ia/+0)

353 Anybody in coastal Carolina? The SEA @ CAR game is shrouded in fog- so low, the stadium light stands are partially obscured

Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 02:10 PM (ZxPkt)

354 "Sawww...reeee...."
Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2025 02:08 PM (3nLb4)

Mission Accomplished!

Posted by: George W B. at December 28, 2025 02:10 PM (QVzW0)

355 >>> I'm exaggerating to make the point that alcohol causes social harm of an entirely different magnitude. There is a multi billion-dollar alcohol addiction industry. But not a similar one for weed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2025 02:00 PM (I8Tp0)

I will say this... I know someone who's a counselor for disabled students at a university, and they were legally obligated to serve students who had a disability due to pot usage. I wish I was kidding but I'm not. They smoked pot, their doctor felt they could prove it damaged their brain, and they got disability benefits. And this is in a conservative state! It's probably worse in blue states.

Now is that due to fraud in the education system being too liberal in identifying something as a disability? Or are there actual harms to the modern crop of cannabis use for teens, that are starting to manifest as gen z and gen alpha go to college?

Like nurse said, we need non biased studies for all this! Just pursue the science, and see where the chips fall.

Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 02:13 PM (gWBY1)

356 Now is the time for Trump to hit blue States HARD.

Tell The People the real reason their gas is expensive. Tell them why their Heating Oil costs $0.35/gal more in MA than NH.
---
They won't care: They hate Trump more.
They are beyond facts or reasoning now, it's all pure rage driving them.
Rage at losing, hatred at conservatives.

Comment on a clip of the MN fraud, says he used to live there, and not one of his friends or family there care.
I believe it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 28, 2025 02:14 PM (HXT0k)

357 This rescheduling of MJ will not cause one more person in the country to start using it.

Name me a person who wants to use MJ right now, who is not because the federal government says it is drug without beneficial use. Name one. They don't exist. Those who want to use it already are. For those who don't, this is meaningless.

Posted by: Big Al at December 28, 2025 02:14 PM (miH5U)

358 >>> They won't care: They hate Trump more.
They are beyond facts or reasoning now, it's all pure rage driving them. Rage at losing, hatred at conservatives

A podcaster I listen to joked that Trump derangement syndrome will one day be diagnosed as a real clinical disorder. And honestly, there's some truth to that! Too bad Hopium can't fix TDS.

Posted by: LizLem at December 28, 2025 02:17 PM (gWBY1)

359 I don't see a movement to re-criminalize pot unless and until there is a nationwide MADD-like campaign. MASD. Mothers Against Stoned Driving. For that to happen, there will need to be xxx number of kids and innocents killed per year because they were driving stoned. Killing themselves and/or others.

I hope enough people see the damage pot can do to lives before driving deaths get enough local news coverage to indicate action is required. Maybe we never reach that point. Does anyone know the number of people killed annually by stoned drivers, machine operators, and idiots?

Posted by: Gref at December 28, 2025 02:18 PM (5rh/l)

360 86 thankyou. it still ain't legal federally.
my sis and my wife greatly benefitted from it towards the ends of there lives (pain, appetite).
we are hoping that this will change the 4473 form question interpretation in as far as using or being addicted to a substance. you shouldn't be denied your 2a rights because you hiball or blunt.
keep it away from kids (impossible) as todays moonrocks may cause psychotic breakdowns that otherwise might not occur.
such is the price of freedom.

Posted by: cmeat at December 28, 2025 02:23 PM (R11M+)

361 Your friends are high right now
Your parents are high right now
That hot chick's high right now
That cop is high right now
The president's high right now
Your priest is high right now
Everyone's high as fuck right now
And no one's ever coming down

I am so frickin' bored
Nothing to do today
I guess I'll sit around and medicate (I medicate)

YouTube: https://bit.ly/3MNVHcn

Posted by: Theory of a Deadman at December 28, 2025 02:37 PM (P5BPp)

362 Does anyone know the number of people killed annually by stoned drivers, machine operators, and idiots?

Posted by: Gref at December 28, 2025 02:18 PM

Via Grok:

In the US, total annual traffic fatalities hover around 40,000-43,000 in recent years.

The percentage of crash deaths involving cannabis doubled from 9% in 2000 to 21.5% in 2018, which would equate to roughly 8,600-9,000 deaths based on total figures, though not all are directly attributable to impairment.

Post-legalization studies estimate an increase of about 1,400 additional traffic fatalities annually due to recreational marijuana access, based on a 2.2% rise per billion miles driven.

Recent 2025 data from crash reviews indicates over 40% of deceased drivers tested positive for active THC, with levels often exceeding legal limits.

In 2018, about 12 million Americans reported driving under the influence of marijuana.

Grok: https://bit.ly/44OwbtA

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 28, 2025 02:48 PM (P5BPp)

363 r.i.p. cow demon.
i've never had a car accident. but sometimes i get lost.
the bikey is a different story.

Posted by: cmeat at December 28, 2025 03:46 PM (R11M+)

364 Gin was the crack cocaine of Victorian England.

Posted by: toby928(c) notes at December 28, 2025 04:00 PM (jc0TO)

365
But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little push and you'll be smiling
Oh, yeah, yeah

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 28, 2025 04:03 PM (jc0TO)

366 Just like any other mood enhancing chemicals, you've got to know your limit.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at December 28, 2025 04:07 PM (H0l69)

367 I expected to hear "Momma told me not to come"

Posted by: Joy at December 28, 2025 05:14 PM (9xCHc)

368 Just don't inhale.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at December 28, 2025 05:34 PM (OEaS0)

369 I love getting high. In fact, I'm getting high right now. I consider my decision to start consuming Delta 8 as one of the best decisions of my life.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 28, 2025 07:02 PM (OETNH)

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