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Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 19, 2025 01:07 PM (1Nv0l) Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 19, 2025 01:07 PM (IifOV) 3
WTF is even going on in this joint?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:07 PM (dK+Kv) 4
Poor CBD. Nooded after 2 minutes.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 19, 2025 01:07 PM (1Nv0l) 5
It's pandemonium all up in here.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 19, 2025 01:07 PM (dGCAG) 6
The entire world is about to find out what Ace has on his computer.
I mean, besides busty lesbian pron. Posted by: Ian S. at December 19, 2025 01:07 PM (QZThv) 7
Cheap USB wifi dongles are money ahead from any repair shop costs. FWIW.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:07 PM (dK+Kv) Posted by: The computer repair shop at December 19, 2025 01:08 PM (Riz8t) 9
::Twirls mustache::
Posted by: Bob @ NSA at December 19, 2025 01:08 PM (jNK17) 10
What? *Another* open thread?
Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 19, 2025 01:08 PM (5IH8V) 11
Sorry Mr Dildo.
Posted by: tubal at December 19, 2025 01:08 PM (pDt9x) 12
It might be time for an adapter card flush. Don't mix the fluid colors though.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 19, 2025 01:08 PM (wVcYX) 13
Hope ace scrubbed the kinky Ewok porn off his hard drive ...
Posted by: steevy at December 19, 2025 01:08 PM (YwEeS) 14
Repair shop?!?!?
Don't be a fool. That's what they want you to do. It's been nice knowing you, ace. Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 19, 2025 01:08 PM (1Nv0l) 15
The entire world is about to find out what Ace has on his computer.
I mean, besides busty lesbian pron. Posted by: Ian S. at December 19, 2025 01:07 PM (QZThv) Spoiler alert: It's ALL busty lesbian shelving pron. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:08 PM (dK+Kv) 16
I was expecting another thresd.
Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2025 01:08 PM (krQz2) 17
Do we post HERE, or in CBD's excellent thread on the stolen Georgia elections?
Posted by: Crusader at December 19, 2025 01:08 PM (TN0g+) 18
Do we get a refund or something for this inconvenience?
Posted by: hamitchell at December 19, 2025 01:09 PM (kE/nb) 19
I blame Al Gore.
Posted by: wth at December 19, 2025 01:09 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2025 01:09 PM (HUco/) Posted by: Archimedes at December 19, 2025 01:09 PM (Riz8t) 22
WTF is even going on in this joint?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:07 PM (dK+Kv) --- Drunken hampsters. Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2025 01:09 PM (krQz2) 23
I'm sure whatever the problem is the IT guy will look at you like your an idiot after it is fixed
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 19, 2025 01:09 PM (cI94r) 24
Do we get a refund or something for this inconvenience?
Posted by: hamitchell at December 19, 2025 01:09 PM (kE/nb) You will receive one complimentary comment for your troubles. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:10 PM (dK+Kv) 25
51 former shelving installers say the material from Ace’s computer has all the hallmarks of CBD misinformation.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 19, 2025 01:10 PM (QZThv) 26
I’m confused. No more than usual, but I’m still confused.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 19, 2025 01:10 PM (ZTJjv) 27
10 quatloos
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 19, 2025 01:10 PM (bXbFr) 28
Carol?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 19, 2025 01:11 PM (Oasjp) 29
Do we get a refund or something for this inconvenience?
Posted by: hamitchell at December 19, 2025 01:09 PM (kE/nb) You will receive one complimentary comment for your troubles. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:10 PM (dK+Kv) --- But only for Dust-bunny membership and above. Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2025 01:11 PM (krQz2) 30
I am here to help.......... I am good with Computers and Hi-Tech Stuff. Just look at my Campaign success last year.
Cackle.............. Cackle............ Cackle........ Posted by: Kami Harris at December 19, 2025 01:11 PM (J9q9v) 31
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 19, 2025 01:11 PM (Zz0t1) 32
While renaing the Kennedy Ctr to Trump is fun and all, it will be changed back in a few years.
What I really want is for Orlando airport to be renamed for Trump. Think of it: MCO becomes DJT (with apologies to COL McCoy) but then every foreigner who comes to the US thru Orlando is reminded of our greatest president. Posted by: actually inside the beltway at December 19, 2025 01:11 PM (aKh6S) 33
I'm sure whatever the problem is the IT guy will look at you like your an idiot after it is fixed
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 19, 2025 01:09 PM (cI94r) "Sir, we've corrected the ID-10T errors. That will be $487, please." Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:11 PM (dK+Kv) 34
I'm taking the computer in to a repair shop. Unfortunately I'll only be posting open threads from the phone. Now my computer doesn't even show a network ability at all
Posted by: Ace at 01:06 PM ====== Could mean a new motherboard, then. Posted by: mrp at December 19, 2025 01:11 PM (rj6Yv) 35
]Do we post HERE, or in CBD's excellent thread on the stolen Georgia elections?
Yes. Posted by: Archimedes at December 19, 2025 01:09 PM (Riz8t) --- Wait another 100 comments... Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2025 01:11 PM (krQz2) 36
"Hmm, I think I can see the problem.."
Technician opens the back of the computer case and retrieves a small, startled raccoon. Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 19, 2025 01:11 PM (1Nv0l) 37
Can't go into the old thread to declare nood as old thread doesn't exist.
Uh oh....we're not going to survive this, are we....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 19, 2025 01:11 PM (Zz0t1) 38
NIC: Network Interface Card. Also used to describe the RJ45 network port on most modern motherboards. If you have one of the latter, just buy a new NIC for about $15 on Amazon. Insert in PCiE slot and you are good to go.
Posted by: Joe Mama at December 19, 2025 01:12 PM (TezPK) 39
You will receive one complimentary comment for your troubles.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:10 PM (dK+Kv) --- But only for Dust-bunny membership and above. Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2025 01:11 PM (krQz2) Now we will find out who the real high-rollers are. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:12 PM (dK+Kv) Posted by: Maroon at December 19, 2025 01:12 PM (wP3Cr) 41
Back in 2009 when i was using firefox i was hacked by charscters from poland and azerbaijan
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 19, 2025 01:12 PM (bXbFr) 42
Computer is probably low on buffer bytes.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 19, 2025 01:12 PM (ZTJjv) 43
Did Ace block himself from the Internet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2025 01:12 PM (HUco/) 44
“ Check comment count between dueling threads” make a decision on where to roost.
Posted by: tubal at December 19, 2025 01:12 PM (pDt9x) 45
If it is a hardware issue, hopefully it is limited to the wi-fi card that committing suicide. If it is a software issue I have found repair shops tend to recommend nuking the OS and starting over from scratch - that is a day gone right there. Good luck, Ace, hopefully it is something minor.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 19, 2025 01:12 PM (HTCU3) 46
Don't be fooled. This is a test. It's a winnowing of Commentators, prior to the final grading for the EOY AoSHQ Commenter Reviews.
Will you make the cut, and be assigned "Exceeds Expectations"? Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 19, 2025 01:13 PM (0sNs1) 47
hmmm..I wonder if ace downloaded the latest iOS...
Posted by: runner at December 19, 2025 01:13 PM (g47mK) 48
I found out when i got the bill
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 19, 2025 01:13 PM (bXbFr) 49
You need to find one of these little Harry Potter wannabes running around with a pouch full of 6013 or 7018 welding rods and get them to tack that shit back together.
Downtime is unacceptable! Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 19, 2025 01:13 PM (nljXp) 50
Can't go into the old thread to declare nood as old thread doesn't exist.
Uh oh....we're not going to survive this, are we....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 19, 2025 01:11 PM (Zz0t1) Somebody had it covered - and all of our wonderful tech advice got lost in the ether - but I suspect they were nooding for CBD's undernood. It's all FUBAR, man. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:13 PM (dK+Kv) 51
Have you reinstalled windoze?
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at December 19, 2025 01:13 PM (UqhGk) 52
I'm taking the computer in to a repair shop.
........ a little keyboard cleaner fluid checks rotate the USB ports Voila! Posted by: wth at December 19, 2025 01:13 PM (v0R5T) 53
Can't go into the old thread to declare nood as old thread doesn't exist.
Uh oh....we're not going to survive this, are we....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer --- OMG, they're all trapped there: an alternate universe split off from our own. So lucky I got out it in time. Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 19, 2025 01:14 PM (1Nv0l) 54
MCO becomes DJT (with apologies to COL McCoy) but then every foreigner who comes to the US thru Orlando is reminded of our greatest president.
And the airport in East St. Louis will be renamed the Ace of Spades HQ International Airport and Book Case Shelves Emporium. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 19, 2025 01:14 PM (cI94r) 55
You need a spare laptop and a cloud backup so if something happens you can just log into the other one and get to it while your comp is in the shop.
I know, its very easy for me to spend someone elses money... Posted by: Inogame at December 19, 2025 01:14 PM (53oGX) 56
I'm so confused.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 19, 2025 01:14 PM (Zz0t1) 57
Anyone remember the day ace was completely fed up and annoyed and said basically "I don't give a fuck who the next person is that bitches about the post topic, they are BANNED" and like one thread later it starts and I think grammie - bless her - of all people - jumps on for the first time all day and was like, "oh is THIS what we're really gonna talk about?" and ace was like - BANNED.
Posted by: ... at December 19, 2025 01:14 PM (TH+5o) 58
It's possible for a network interface to crap out. If it's an integrated thing, not a separate card, it's possible it failed. An open slot and new NIC?
No clue what hardware we're talking about... Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 19, 2025 01:15 PM (NwnyJ) 59
Have you restarted your computer?
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 19, 2025 01:15 PM (ZTJjv) 60
Is there anybody OUT THERE??
Posted by: Pink Floyd at December 19, 2025 01:15 PM (sBt/s) 61
Previous thread got the sous vide treatment?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2025 01:15 PM (HUco/) 62
Is it on airplane mode
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 19, 2025 01:15 PM (bXbFr) 63
Somebody had it covered - and all of our wonderful tech advice got lost in the ether - but I suspect they were nooding for CBD's undernood. It's all FUBAR, man. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:13 PM (dK+Kv) Now I know how the mom in Poltergeist felt. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 19, 2025 01:15 PM (Zz0t1) 64
Doh
good luck Ace Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 19, 2025 01:15 PM (xcxpd) 65
I'm taking the computer in to a repair shop. Unfortunately I'll only be posting open threads from the phone. Now my computer doesn't even show a network ability at all
Skill issue Posted by: Halfhand at December 19, 2025 01:16 PM (jNK17) 66
Y'all know what this thread needs? It needs more flying green dildos.. that's what this thread needs!
Posted by: Flyin' Green Dildo at December 19, 2025 01:16 PM (DDJSl) 67
No one can hear when you're screaming in digital. Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2025 01:16 PM (krQz2) 68
F16 down in desert Nevada? Pilot ejected safely.
Posted by: torabora at December 19, 2025 01:16 PM (WufTh) 69
Its either tribbles or gremlins
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 19, 2025 01:16 PM (bXbFr) 70
Posted by: ... at December 19, 2025 01:14 PM (TH+5o)
Speaking of grammie… she been around recently? Last I heard she had received relatively good medical news which I hope still holds Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 19, 2025 01:16 PM (sBt/s) 71
No one can hear when you're screaming in digital.
Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2025 01:16 PM (krQz2) Where's she been? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 19, 2025 01:16 PM (Zz0t1) 72
If it is a hardware issue, hopefully it is limited to the wi-fi card that committing suicide. If it is a software issue I have found repair shops tend to recommend nuking the OS and starting over from scratch - that is a day gone right there. Good luck, Ace, hopefully it is something minor.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 19, 2025 01:12 PM (HTCU3) It is the only viable option, since nobody is going to pay for hours of IT work to diagnose how Apple or Microsoft borked your computer and to apply the ultimate corrections. I have spent days manually undoing botched MS updates on a machine I really needed to get the data off of (not mine), and nobody except Hunter spending China/Ukraine cash is going to pay that kind of money. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:17 PM (dK+Kv) 73
Oh, okay. I see my advice is on some other thread. Well, it was useless anyway. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 19, 2025 01:17 PM (n7rxJ) 74
60 Is there anybody OUT THERE??
Posted by: Pink Floyd at December 19, 2025 01:15 PM (sBt/s) Anybody can be out anywhere for the right price. Posted by: Corrupt Umpire at December 19, 2025 01:17 PM (dB13k) 75
They're gonna blow out his fans.
Posted by: fd at December 19, 2025 01:17 PM (dfeba) 76
Meanwhile, I see we're finally getting a picture of that Portuguese killer. Why did that take so long? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 19, 2025 01:17 PM (n7rxJ) 77
Don’t imagine Ace tried slapping a hot iron on his computer. Might help.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 19, 2025 01:17 PM (ZTJjv) 78
Slap hot iron to it!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 19, 2025 01:17 PM (2UnvF) 79
arp table is full and needs to be cleared
Posted by: ballistic at December 19, 2025 01:18 PM (3BwY8) 80
We could be here a while. It's hard to get spare parts for old 386 machines these days.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 19, 2025 01:18 PM (1Nv0l) 81
Tribbles, gremlins, or lupus?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2025 01:18 PM (HUco/) 82
Meanwhile, I see we're finally getting a picture of that Portuguese killer. Why did that take so long?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 19, 2025 01:17 PM (n7rxJ) they had to find just the right patsy to cover for the muslham terrorist Biden let in to murder Americans. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 19, 2025 01:18 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Hunter B. at December 19, 2025 01:18 PM (UKj38) 84
There was some discussion yesterday about the "surge pricing" for things like Uber. Well, having used Uber last night and this morning under conditions that should have really jacked up the prices, the results were ... different.
This is holiday season in NYC (millions of tourists) with heavy rain. The cost of private rides like Uber should be through the roof. But they were actually less than usual, with plenty of cars available. How is this possible? Possibly, I got lucky in terms of timing and location. But more likely, the surge model worked, in that it enticed more drivers to go out searching for riders, which increased the supply of cars That put downward pressure on prices, to the point where they were actually less than usual (at least in my circumstances). Interesting, if nothing else. Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 19, 2025 01:18 PM (iFTx/) 85
Ace, please say you already discarded all evidence of the Hobo Hunts before things got glitch.
Posted by: Corrupt Umpire at December 19, 2025 01:18 PM (dB13k) 86
“In fact, I cannot recall a prime time presidential address that was as defensive and hyper-partisan as this one.” -- ABC’s Jonathan Karl
Does Sept. 1, 2022, ring a bell? Has he really forgotten Joe Biden’s “Battle for the Soul of the Nation” speech (AKA the "red speech") at Philadelphia’s Independence Hall? Posted by: SMOD at December 19, 2025 01:18 PM (RHGPo) Posted by: Joe Mama at December 19, 2025 01:19 PM (TezPK) 88
Honestly, like so many other things in this world, I consider computers to be disposable items.
If it stops working properly, it's time to transfer whatever files you need, and get a new one. Posted by: BurtTC at December 19, 2025 01:19 PM (dGCAG) 89
Back in 2020 I said Trump won in a landslide. I stand by that today. I said biden likely got 65 million "legit" votes. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 01:19 PM (KDEC8) 90
I’ve posted more times on this thread than any other thread over the last 10 years. You should be thanking me!
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 19, 2025 01:19 PM (ZTJjv) 91
Does Sept. 1, 2022, ring a bell? Has he really forgotten Joe Biden’s “Battle for the Soul of the Nation” speech (AKA the "red speech") at Philadelphia’s Independence Hall?
Posted by: SMOD at December 19, 2025 01:18 PM (RHGPo) Every day is Day Zero for the Party. Posted by: ... at December 19, 2025 01:19 PM (TH+5o) 92
“In fact, I cannot recall a prime time presidential address that was as defensive and hyper-partisan as this one.” -- ABC’s Jonathan Karl
Does Sept. 1, 2022, ring a bell? Has he really forgotten Joe Biden’s “Battle for the Soul of the Nation” speech (AKA the "red speech") at Philadelphia’s Independence Hall? Posted by: SMOD at December 19, 2025 01:18 PM (RHGPo) To be fair, Johnathan Karl is a hyper partisan asshole, so there's that. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 19, 2025 01:19 PM (Zz0t1) 93
Software wise we use to uninstall the nic.
Restart, computer reinstalls drivers. Posted by: thug dolphin at December 19, 2025 01:20 PM (EyfuW) 94
Do yall want to chip in to buy Ace a new PC? It's as good a time as any to send a donation
Posted by: fd at December 19, 2025 01:20 PM (dfeba) 95
Good luck with the computer, hopefully it is not something serious or expensive, like RAM
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 19, 2025 01:20 PM (4q/mG) 96
Why after we tried to kill him multiple times is Trump so DIVISIVE
Posted by: ... at December 19, 2025 01:20 PM (TH+5o) 97
> Now my computer doesn't even show a network ability at all
Posted by: Ace ---- Have you tried dropping it off a 10-story building? Try dropping it off a 10-story building. Posted by: Don Black at December 19, 2025 01:20 PM (ZxPkt) 98
My dad had a laptop with an external physical on/off switch for the WiFi. He accidentally turned it off once or twice, asked me to figure it out, and watched me check the switch, return it to on, and hand it back. He was good humored about it. I miss him.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 19, 2025 01:20 PM (OUMaO) 99
Ace, muttering under his breath: "640KB is enough RAM for anyone they said..."
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 19, 2025 01:20 PM (1Nv0l) 100
Surge pricing?
What's that? Posted by: High Occupancy Toll Lanes at December 19, 2025 01:20 PM (LaiZQ) 101
Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 19, 2025 01:20 PM (6qf1m) 102
Ten Dollar Gasoline: Coming Soon to California
... does Newsom really think we want to be like California ? Posted by: SMOD at December 19, 2025 01:20 PM (RHGPo) 103
This is just the first stage of Johnny Coldcuts taking over the blog
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2025 01:12 PM (3Amc7) Dude, you've got a long memory. Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 19, 2025 01:21 PM (Hx0tZ) 104
"All we want to do is come together as a country and get along with conservatives and Donald Trump but he won't let us."
-Jonathan Karl probably Posted by: ... at December 19, 2025 01:21 PM (TH+5o) 105
It's possible for a network interface to crap out. If it's an integrated thing, not a separate card, it's possible it failed. An open slot and new NIC?
No clue what hardware we're talking about... Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 19, 2025 01:15 PM (NwnyJ) When ethernet first came onto the scene, Network Interface Cards (NICs) were an add-on item that you plugged into an open motherboard slot. They still exist. As the tech matured, the networking chips were just integrated onto the motherboard, freeing up expansion slots or allowing for smaller computers/laptops. If your onboard NIC fails, there is always the option of adding an addon card or a USB to WiFi or a USB to ethernet dongle. They're dirt cheap, too. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:21 PM (dK+Kv) 106
More ass-droppings at the end of Buck's thread. And mr_jack showed up, LOL.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2025 01:21 PM (npFr7) 107
I can hear the chimes Ringing for you and me (It's time for the world to hear) I can see your eyes (Your hands joining with me) Neue Regel is here! Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2025 01:21 PM (krQz2) 108
--DOJ has until midnight to release the epstein bullshit -- DOJ already said there's so many files all won't be released by the fake "deadline" -- President Trump makes another address tonight at 9pm Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 01:22 PM (KDEC8) 109
Don't Do it!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 19, 2025 01:07 PM (IifOV) Comment of the week candidate? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2025 01:22 PM (npFr7) 110
wasn't Trump going to make an announcement at 1pm?
Posted by: runner at December 19, 2025 01:22 PM (g47mK) 111
Software wise we use to uninstall the nic.
Restart, computer reinstalls drivers. That's bit like asking ace to write a PID function in assembler. Posted by: Halfhand at December 19, 2025 01:22 PM (jNK17) 112
20 Ping pong posts day.
Kangarooing everywhere. Kajagoogoo Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2025 01:09 PM (HUco/) I thought you were going for a haiku. Posted by: Corrupt Umpire at December 19, 2025 01:22 PM (dB13k) 113
hope he remembers to pick up his computer from the shop.
Posted by: thug dolphin at December 19, 2025 01:22 PM (EyfuW) 114
My dad had a laptop with an external physical on/off switch for the WiFi. He accidentally turned it off once or twice, asked me to figure it out, and watched me check the switch, return it to on, and hand it back. He was good humored about it. I miss him.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 19, 2025 01:20 PM (OUMaO) BTDT, and I hope that Ace has this exact problem and has to come back to the horde explaining such after all the hilarious advice offered earlier. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:22 PM (dK+Kv) 115
I periodically have to resort to my PC Tech days around here. It's most always our ISP doing some unannounced maintenance or whatever and I've got to restart everything on my side to unbork what they borked.
It's almost never "my fault." Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 19, 2025 01:23 PM (NwnyJ) 116
More ass-droppings at the end of Buck's thread. And mr_jack showed up, LOL.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2025 01:21 PM (npFr7) Funny how ASS misses the poor lady that pointed out the fraud in Colorado and has been a political prisoner ever since and isn't even being released after a Presidential Pardon. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 19, 2025 01:23 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 19, 2025 01:23 PM (1Nv0l) 118
Cong Dems now have a -55 net approval, an all-time low & lower than the Dead Sea.
2 causes: Dems gives them a -6 pt net approval(!), & they're at -61 pts with indies! The effect? Dems lead on the generic ballot is less than half of what it was at this pt in the 06 & 18 cycles. Posted by: SMOD at December 19, 2025 01:23 PM (RHGPo) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 01:23 PM (KDEC8) 120
If ace gets a new nic this place is gonna get even more confusing.
Posted by: ... at December 19, 2025 01:23 PM (TH+5o) Posted by: tankdemon at December 19, 2025 01:23 PM (dB13k) 122
wasn't Trump going to make an announcement at 1pm?
Posted by: runner That was before he had to fix Ace's laptop. Poor guy has to do everything himself. Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 19, 2025 01:23 PM (OUMaO) 123
Has the Secretary of War declared war on some random South American country yet?
Posted by: Just got here at December 19, 2025 01:23 PM (LaiZQ) 124
Meanwhile, I see we're finally getting a picture of that Portuguese killer. Why did that take so long?
Brown turned all the cameras off for Antifa and it took a while to find the guy who could turn them back on. More seriously, the MIT professor is also Portuguese so it’s probably some weird blood feud. Posted by: Ian S. at December 19, 2025 01:23 PM (QZThv) Posted by: bonhomme at December 19, 2025 01:23 PM (Yp6az) 126
Don't Do it!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 19, 2025 01:07 PM (IifOV) Comment of the week candidate? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2025 01:22 PM (npFr7) Also, don't bang your dead brother's wife. Or shower with your granddaughter. Posted by: BurtTC at December 19, 2025 01:23 PM (dGCAG) 127
BTDT, and I hope that Ace has this exact problem and has to come back to the horde explaining such after all the hilarious advice offered earlier. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:22 PM (dK+Kv) There actually used to be a Function key that would give the user the ability to turn the WiFi on and off. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 19, 2025 01:24 PM (Zz0t1) 128
Luckily this happened on a Friday otherwise I'd waste my whole weekend staring at open threads.
Oh, I'd only waste it anyway. Posted by: Hans Moleman at December 19, 2025 01:24 PM (hAWPK) 129
hyper partisan because when just partisan isn't fucking partisan enough for partisan Fake News FUCKING IRONIC, LOOK IT UP DISNEY Cocksucker Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 01:24 PM (KDEC8) 130
WTF is "hyper partisan" mean?
FUCK YOU DISNEY "News" Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 01:23 PM (KDEC It means a Republican said something. Posted by: ... at December 19, 2025 01:24 PM (TH+5o) 131
Also, don't bang your dead brother's wife. Or shower with your granddaughter. Posted by: BurtTC at December 19, 2025 01:23 PM (dGCAG) To be fair, he was banging his brother's wife while the brother was still alive as he texted him about it. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 19, 2025 01:24 PM (Zz0t1) 132
24 Do we get a refund or something for this inconvenience?
Posted by: hamitchell at December 19, 2025 01:09 PM (kE/nb) You will receive one complimentary comment for your troubles. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:10 PM (dK+Kv) I was hoping for Club ONT bathroom tokens. Posted by: tankdemon at December 19, 2025 01:25 PM (dB13k) 133
To be fair, he was banging his brother's wife while the brother was still alive as he texted him about it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 19, 2025 01:24 PM (Zz0t1) I never know how low they sank. Nothing surprises me anymore. Posted by: BurtTC at December 19, 2025 01:26 PM (dGCAG) 134
"...we're finally getting a picture of that Portuguese killer. Why did that take so long?"
--- Homeless guy in the basement couldn't get an Internet connection. Posted by: The IT Department at December 19, 2025 01:26 PM (LaiZQ) 135
I've seen this movie before. First your laptop wifi goes down, next thing you walk outside to take it to the repair shop and they get you.
Posted by: ... at December 19, 2025 01:26 PM (TH+5o) 136
So epstein apparently had three deep state ties to a brit named doug leese to wexner as well a fmr doj official who represented an iranian bank
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 19, 2025 01:26 PM (bXbFr) 137
24 Do we get a refund or something for this inconvenience?
Posted by: hamitchell at December 19, 2025 01:09 PM (kE/nb) You will receive one complimentary comment for your troubles. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:10 PM (dK+Kv) I was hoping for Club ONT bathroom tokens. Posted by: tankdemon at December 19, 2025 01:25 PM (dB13k) Just so long as it's not a membership in the Jelly of the Month Club. Posted by: Clark W. Griswold at December 19, 2025 01:27 PM (wVcYX) 138
To be fair, he was banging his brother's wife while the brother was still alive as he texted him about it.
Hunter probably also banged DOCTOR JILL. She’s his stepmom so apparently that’s totally cool as long as she’s stuck in a dryer or something. At least that’s what I heard. Posted by: Ian S. at December 19, 2025 01:27 PM (QZThv) 139
There actually used to be a Function key that would give the user the ability to turn the WiFi on and off.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 19, 2025 01:24 PM (Zz0t1) I have that on some laptops and got momentarily confuzelled by it, them LMAOd at myself. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:27 PM (dK+Kv) 140
Ten Dollar Gasoline: Coming Soon to California
... does Newsom really think we want to be like California ? Posted by: SMOD ..... Newsom doesn't care what you think. Posted by: wth at December 19, 2025 01:27 PM (v0R5T) 141
Rep. James Comer
@RepJamesComer 🚨@RobertGarcia and Oversight Democrats cherry-picked Epstein Estate records and searched for a single word: “Trump.” All while claiming to be seeking justice for Epstein’s survivors. This was never about the survivors for Democrats. They’re using them to achieve their agenda. Posted by: SMOD at December 19, 2025 01:28 PM (RHGPo) 142
Posts have been re-ordered. This is now the underpost.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 19, 2025 01:28 PM (wVcYX) 143
I took my work laptop into our IT Help Desk one time wondering why my laptop's webcam didn't want to show me.
The technician slid his thumb across the top of the screen to open the privacy shade. Which I swear I didn't close on purpose. Fortunately, he didn't charge me for the service. While he helped me, I assisted a young woman who had an equally simple problem to solve in a tool that I actually knew something about. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2025 01:28 PM (ESVrU) 144
This might make for an OK emergency workaround/backup computer.
Bestbuy has the 14" Lenovo IdeaPad Slim 3 Chromebook on sale for $129.00 https://is.gd/6uSC6x Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 19, 2025 01:28 PM (HTCU3) 145
To be fair, he was banging his brother's wife while the brother was still alive as he texted him about it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 19, 2025 01:24 PM (Zz0t1) Classy. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:29 PM (dK+Kv) 146
The New York Times makes another big effort to connect Trump to Jeffrey Epstein's crimes. Fails again. "The Times interviewed more than 30 former Epstein employees, victims of his abuse and others who crossed paths with the two men over the years. The Times also obtained new documents that illuminate their relationship and scoured court documents and other public records...An examination of their history by The New York Times has found no evidence implicating Mr. Trump in Mr. Epstein’s abuse and trafficking of minors."
Posted by: SMOD at December 19, 2025 01:29 PM (RHGPo) 147
This was never about the survivors for Democrats. They’re using them to achieve their agenda.
Posted by: SMOD ---------- You could've knocked me over with a fender. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 19, 2025 01:29 PM (u9Aw1) 148
- Taking computer to repair shop is code for waiting for new computer with "enhanced" software from "Bob."
Posted by: TeeJ at December 19, 2025 01:29 PM (T08Hw) 149
Funny how ASS misses the poor lady that pointed out the fraud in Colorado and has been a political prisoner ever since and isn't even being released after a Presidential Pardon.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 19, 2025 01:23 PM (Zz0t1) DJT should send in Federal Marshals to extricate her. Tell the prison warden to hand her over or be shot where he stands. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2025 01:30 PM (npFr7) 150
Bestbuy has the 14" Lenovo IdeaPad Slim 3 Chromebook on sale for $129.00
https://is.gd/6uSC6x Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 19, 2025 01:28 PM (HTCU3) I have a few gen old Samsung tablet. With BT keyboard and mouse, it is a totally solid go anywhere backup device, at least for text based work. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:30 PM (dK+Kv) 151
The account of how the homeless man "John" (who reportedly graduated from Brown years ago) helped the investigation is really incredible
... glad I didn't go to a school that graduates homeless Posted by: SMOD at December 19, 2025 01:31 PM (RHGPo) 152
Bro, you're one lucky dude. Your wife's blowjobs are incredible!
Posted by: Hunter To Beau at December 19, 2025 01:31 PM (krQz2) 153
90 I’ve posted more times on this thread than any other thread over the last 10 years. You should be thanking me!
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 19, 2025 01:19 PM (ZTJjv) Thank you. You may now go back into hibernation. Posted by: tankdemon at December 19, 2025 01:32 PM (dB13k) 154
81 Tribbles, gremlins, or lupus?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2025 01:18 PM (HUco/) It's never lupus. Posted by: tankdemon at December 19, 2025 01:33 PM (dB13k) 155
I can hear the chimes
Ringing for you and me (It's time for the world to hear) I can see your eyes (Your hands joining with me) Neue Regel is here! ------ A Surgical Strike We've taught them not to feel performance is their task A Surgical Strike Its time is arriving now for you Posted by: Crusader at December 19, 2025 01:33 PM (TN0g+) 156
The New York Times has found no evidence implicating Mr. Trump in Mr. Epstein’s abuse and trafficking of minors." Posted by: SMOD ================ THAT's how well he hides it! Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 19, 2025 01:33 PM (n7rxJ) 157
You will receive one complimentary comment for your troubles.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:10 PM (dK+Kv) From who? Posted by: ... at December 19, 2025 01:33 PM (TH+5o) 158
Everyone asking "how come a 90k/yr Ivy League school doesn't have security cams" doesn't realize how inefficient/incompetent the Brown University admin is.
Brown is run by nearly 4000 administrators (not professors!) who might work in ResLife yet have a PhD in obscure fields (because many of these folks are failed academics who still want to work in academia). The overcredentialed admins don't actually have any practical skills to do their jobs — so just invent a bunch of busywork for themselves and others, demand six figures, and out of an inflated sense of importance, hire a bunch of assistants to do busywork for them. This results in a lot of overhead — salaries are the biggest expense category at Brown — and not so much money left for facilities (no security cameras), dorms (lots of flooding and lead paint), or food (poorly regarded). But at the end of the day, it usually doesn't matter! Unlike other schools, Brown doesn't need safe facilities, nice dorms, or tasty food to attract students because everybody goes to Brown for the Ivy League brand. Posted by: SMOD at December 19, 2025 01:33 PM (RHGPo) 159
2 I'm taking the computer in to a repair shop.
Don't Do it! Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 19, 2025 01:07 PM (IifOV) HHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAH Posted by: m at December 19, 2025 01:34 PM (RuTUS) 160
But at the end of the day, it usually doesn't matter! Unlike other schools, Brown doesn't need safe facilities, nice dorms, or tasty food to attract students because everybody goes to Brown for the Ivy League brand.
... and that $360k handshake Posted by: SMOD at December 19, 2025 01:34 PM (RHGPo) 161
You will receive one complimentary comment for your troubles.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:10 PM (dK+Kv) From who? Posted by: ... at December 19, 2025 01:33 PM (TH+5o) Shame you wasted yours. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:34 PM (dK+Kv) 162
So, if I post here with a sock, will it not count in the weekly total if Ace refreshes? Not sure it's worth the effort.
Posted by: Driven By Hard Numbers at December 19, 2025 01:35 PM (oftw2) 163
Jill should get something for all she put into the goverment.
She should be turned into a gimp and giver to a gas station owner in Qatar. Posted by: thug dolphin at December 19, 2025 01:35 PM (EyfuW) 164
Shame you wasted yours.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:34 PM (dK+Kv) LMAO did you expect anything else Posted by: ... at December 19, 2025 01:35 PM (TH+5o) 165
Shame you wasted yours.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:34 PM (dK+Kv) --- That doesn't sound very complimentary. Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2025 01:36 PM (krQz2) 166
LMAO did you expect anything else
Posted by: ... at December 19, 2025 01:35 PM (TH+5o) It's Christmas. It's the time of miracles. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:37 PM (dK+Kv) 167
That doesn't sound very complimentary.
Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2025 01:36 PM (krQz2) This is getting hit on the head lessons. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:38 PM (dK+Kv) 168
THAT's how well he hides it!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 19, 2025 01:33 PM (n7rxJ) --- The telltale sign that the CIA is stealing all my belongings and replacing them with exact duplicates, is that they are exact duplicates! Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2025 01:39 PM (krQz2) 169
But at the end of the day, it usually doesn't matter! Unlike other schools, Brown doesn't need safe facilities, nice dorms, or tasty food to attract students because everybody goes to Brown for the Ivy League brand.
Posted by: SMOD -------------- two points. 1. Schools generally don't like people with real jobs, like security, because they tend to be rational and not progressive loons. 2. There is a lot of talk about them turning off video to prevent prosecution of pali jew-haters when they riot. Also it endangers illegals preying on students. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 19, 2025 01:39 PM (u9Aw1) 170
"...we're finally getting a picture of that Portuguese killer. Why did that take so long?"
--- Homeless guy in the basement couldn't get an Internet connection. ---- Yeah, he could only post from his phone... Posted by: Crusader at December 19, 2025 01:40 PM (TN0g+) 171
It's Christmas. It's the time of miracles.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:37 PM (dK+Kv) Damn Posted by: ... at December 19, 2025 01:40 PM (TH+5o) 172
Looks like ace will have quite a list when we get to the Festivus Airing Of Grievances.
Posted by: Kosmo at December 19, 2025 01:40 PM (LaiZQ) 173
Good luck with the repair, Ace.
There's a reason I have two computers. Three. Well, sixteen, but who's counting? Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 19, 2025 01:41 PM (BLOW1) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 01:41 PM (KDEC8) 175
When ethernet first came onto the scene, Network Interface Cards (NICs) were an add-on item that you plugged into an open motherboard slot. They still exist. As the tech matured, the networking chips were just integrated onto the motherboard, freeing up expansion slots or allowing for smaller computers/laptops. If your onboard NIC fails, there is always the option of adding an addon card or a USB to WiFi or a USB to ethernet dongle. They're dirt cheap, too.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder ====== I still have some PCMCIA network and modem cards for a circa early 90's laptop. Plus one double decker one with a hard drive in it. Posted by: whig at December 19, 2025 01:42 PM (WDjG6) 176
Is it a Windows machine? Apparently, the last security update really screwed up any computer with a VPN installed.
It soft-bricked two of my computers. I had to do a System Restore and rollback about a week. Posted by: Schoolbus Vegabond at December 19, 2025 01:43 PM (rRnR3) 177
The king of excuses!
Posted by: Jim Rose at December 19, 2025 01:45 PM (miqrx) 178
Australia launches biggest gun buyback in 30 years after Bondi beach terror attack
Posted by: SMOD at December 19, 2025 01:46 PM (RHGPo) 179
I still have some PCMCIA network and modem cards for a circa early 90's laptop. Plus one double decker one with a hard drive in it.
Posted by: whig at December 19, 2025 01:42 PM (WDjG6) Oh crap. I do, too, I just couldn't remember what they were called to be able to talk about them. A little Intel PCMCIA NIC, when Intel NICs use to be the gold standard. Before Broadcom, I believe. Gather around, children, as Grampa and I discuss the joys of ISA and assigning IRQs. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:46 PM (dK+Kv) 180
The school I went to hired crews of landscapers to hand trim hedges. They spent all year trimming with hand pruners "because the administrators want a natural look" instead of, you know, hedge trimmers.
It was like 10 or 20 men full time to do a job at 1/100 efficiency. It made me so angry. I worked my ass off for tuition. I told one random dean that they needed to itemize and send a letter to each student telling them where their tuition went. "Thank you for your $xxx. We used that money to pay to trim the hedge around the Alumni building very very slowly." Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 19, 2025 01:46 PM (u9Aw1) 181
Is it a Windows machine? Apparently, the last security update really screwed up any computer with a VPN installed.
It soft-bricked two of my computers. I had to do a System Restore and rollback about a week. Posted by: Schoolbus Vegabond at December 19, 2025 01:43 PM (rRnR3) Thanks for that tip. I don't VPN from Windows (other than native Remote Desktop), but I have a few VMs that I'll be sure to make a snapshot for before I update them. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2025 01:47 PM (dK+Kv) 182
151 The account of how the homeless man "John" (who reportedly graduated from Brown years ago) helped the investigation is really incredible
... glad I didn't go to a school that graduates homeless Posted by: SMOD Apparently, he's brilliant and snapped at some point. There are reports he does some janitorial work at the school & the school & neighborhood treat him ok. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 19, 2025 01:48 PM (NFX2v) 183
98 My dad had a laptop with an external physical on/off switch for the WiFi. He accidentally turned it off once or twice, asked me to figure it out, and watched me check the switch, return it to on, and hand it back. He was good humored about it. I miss him.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 19, 2025 01:20 PM (OUMaO) What a great story. Posted by: m at December 19, 2025 01:48 PM (RuTUS) 184
Windows did this to me. Reinstall older network card driver. Worked.
Posted by: JSpicy at December 19, 2025 01:50 PM (C7Yya) Posted by: thug dolphin at December 19, 2025 01:53 PM (EyfuW) 186
Years ago - before cell phones - I went to the Sunday morning flea market they used to do on and around 5th Ave. Like 7:00AM I saw a homeless guy on a park bench flipping through his filofax.
I thought "man, this guy really screwed up -- you become homeless so that you don't have to deal with appointments. He has the worst of both worlds, no home, and stress." Honestly, it made me very sad and stuck with me all these decades later. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 19, 2025 01:53 PM (u9Aw1) 187
Like the hermit in real genius
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 19, 2025 01:54 PM (bXbFr) 188
But how did the shooter fail to do the basic research he would have realized loureiro wasnt there
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 19, 2025 01:56 PM (bXbFr) 189
Like the hermit in real genius
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 19, 2025 01:54 PM (bXbFr) --- Lazlo Hollyfeld No matter what role Jon Gries plays, my wife and I always call him "Lazlo". Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2025 02:00 PM (krQz2) 190
Yeah that guy he had a similar role in the pretender
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 19, 2025 02:04 PM (bXbFr) 191
I'm taking the computer in to a repair shop. - Ace
________________________________________________ Don't take it to the one Hunter took his to, 'kay … Posted by: Dr_No at December 19, 2025 02:08 PM (ayRl+) 192
Ace. You don't have a cheap backup computer? I bet the guy at the computer shop can sell you a nice used computer cheap.
Posted by: Ralph at December 19, 2025 02:11 PM (8WZD4) 193
I miss my love, Ace, and therefore am in a complete snit today.
Plus we still have very little snow in the Intermountain West and it is impacting my happiness.I will continue to pray for tons of snow. Many feet of snow. The midwest and northeast don't need it like we do for water in the summer. My husband, a weather nerd from when I met him decades ago, claims it might get better in a week. We'll see. The wind is blowing madly since last night and I pray for snow to follow (which is normal til now). I see there is no news yet from Miami about the Portuguese narcissist killer. I want to know more about what he did after he left Brown (no doubt in a hissy fit and something maybe happened in the auditorium where he went nuts). Is he ghey or married? Religion? Politics? What was his job? Why was he not legal after this many years on a green card? I think it is grand that Brown University, with an $8 billion endowment, uses a homeless guy, living in the basement of the building, for security. No secure doors for passkey or ID to accesss the building. No cameras. Just John in the basement. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 19, 2025 02:11 PM (WONhk) Posted by: The FBI at December 19, 2025 02:15 PM (gb3qv) 195
Reverse The Polarities!
Posted by: Chief Engineer Scotty at December 19, 2025 02:41 PM (2GIh1) 196
Had this happen recently. Needed to reconfigure some the settings for the NIC card in Device Manager. Good luck!
Posted by: Galactus'StiffenedCock at December 19, 2025 02:53 PM (C+oPe) 197
Network Engineer - sounds like your wireless nic is shot. You could disable it and then re enable it but as other have already said super best bet is to spend 12 on a wifi dongle.
Posted by: alt-tyrker at December 19, 2025 03:04 PM (IwFF+) 198
May the Pixy Mixy be with you.
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