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In Fulton County, Georgia -- Big Fani's Home County -- 315,000 "Votes" Were Counted Despite Missing the Necessary Signatures

No big deal. Don't bother checking IDs, don't bother checking if the necessary poll worker signatures are attached to the "votes."

And then prosecute Trump. He's the bad guy here.


Fulton County: 'We Don't Dispute' 315,000 Votes Lacking Poll Workers' Signatures Were Counted In 2020


Fulton County admits 2020 election did not follow rules


'When the law demands three signatures on tabulator tapes and the county fails to follow the rules, those 315,000 votes are, by definition, uncertified.'


Brianna Lyman

Earlier this month, Fulton County admitted that approximately 315,000 early votes from the 2020 election were illegally certified but were nonetheless still included in the final results of that election.

The admission came during a Dec. 9 hearing before the Georgia State Election Board (SEB) stemming from a challenge filed by David Cross, a local election integrity activist. Cross filed a challenge with the SEB in March 2022. Cross alleged that Fulton County violated Georgia statute in the handling of advanced voting ahead of the November 2020 election, counting hundreds of thousands of votes even though polling workers failed to sign off on the vote tabulation "tapes" critical to the certification process.

And Fulton County admitted to it.

Ann Brumbaugh, attorney for the Fulton County Board of Registration and Elections, told the SEB in the hearing that while she has "not seen the tapes" herself, the county does "not dispute that the tapes were not signed." Brumbaugh continued, "It was a violation of the rule. We, since 2020, again, we have new leadership and a new building and a new board and a new standard operating procedures. And since then the training has been enhanced. ... But ... we don't dispute the allegation from the 2020 election."

Georgia's Secretary of State Office investigated the alleged failure to sign tabluation tapes and "substantiated" the findings that Fulton County "violated Official Election Record Document Processes when it was discovered that thirty-six (36) out of thirty-seven (37) Advanced Voting Precincts in Fulton County, Georgia failed to sign the Tabulation Tapes as required [by statute]," according to a 2024 investigation summary. In addition to probing the unsigned tabulation tapes, the investigation also found that officials at 32 polling sites failed to verify their zero tapes.

Georgia law requires that election officials have each ballot scanner print three closing tapes at the end of each voting day. Poll workers must sign these tapes or include a documented reason for refusal. Voting laws also require poll workers to begin each day of voting by printing and signing a "zero tape" showing that voting machines are starting at zero votes.

If there is no record of whether the tabulator was set at zero at the start of polling, there is no way of telling whether ballots from a previous election (or ballots from a test run) were left on the memory card and might later be counted. Notably, this happened in Montana, where officials discovered more votes than were cast and believe the votes were leftover sample data that had not been cleared.

"These signed tapes are the sole legal certification that the reported totals are authentic," Cross told the SEB at the Dec. 9 hearing. "Fulton County produced zero signed tabulator tapes in early voting."


Posted by: Ace at 06:34 PM




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1 It was only sort of cheating

Posted by: It's me donna at December 19, 2025 06:35 PM (VE6XX)

2
Election Fraud Deniers

That's why I call them.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 06:36 PM (eSMm5)

3
For Christmas, I Want...

the President of the United States to declare the Democrat party a terrorist organization.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 06:36 PM (eSMm5)

4
Welcome back ace!!

Posted by: fourseasons at December 19, 2025 06:36 PM (3ek7K)

5 Voter fraud laws are Nazism, straight up!

Posted by: Immigration laws, too! at December 19, 2025 06:37 PM (TbWk/)

6 So Brad Ratfucker is proven wrong. Color me shocked….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 19, 2025 06:38 PM (xT8gx)

7 Well, did they at least pay the Poll Tax?

Posted by: Eromero at December 19, 2025 06:38 PM (o2ZRX)

8 *very nice!

Posted by: Cucker Tarlson at December 19, 2025 06:39 PM (g47mK)

9 Its amazing how fucking livid this shit still makes me.

Its like, at 45, they somehow stole some of my innocence away and I want them to fucking pay for that. All of them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 19, 2025 06:39 PM (zZu0s)

10 Fraud. It's gotten to the point that I'm doubting every election since 2008.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 19, 2025 06:39 PM (cuae1)

11
Everyone Is Also Forgetting

The TWO Senate Seats the Democrats STOLE in Georgia in 2020.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 06:39 PM (eSMm5)

12 Democrats want an empire run by an emperor.
They'll settle for a kingdom run by a king.
The best they were able to do under Obama and Biden is a country...

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2025 06:40 PM (2WIwB)

13 Bet the same in Pennsylvania happened

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2025 06:40 PM (Ia/+0)

14 Gangsters.

Posted by: davidt at December 19, 2025 06:40 PM (Q+gd/)

15 Ratshitburger is up to his crown in this. GA is such compromised state. I still don’t think they’ve found the guy that burned the face off that poor woman in Savannah. Nice place to live, half my life here. But the government is horrid.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 19, 2025 06:40 PM (3uBP9)

16
Do Maricopa County, AZ next.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 06:41 PM (eSMm5)

17 Willowed:

BTW, I took my annual Medicaid online health survey today. There were a few points where I was not allowed to advance until I had checked off a box even though I'd answered "no" to the previous paired question. The one I remember most was near the end, and it was something like "In the last year, have you ever been unable to find the following when you needed it: Food, money, shelter, medical care, etc." There was no "None of the above" or "N/A" option, I *had* to pick one. So I put "dental care" because no local dentist will accept adults on Medicaid. The kicker? No comment box at the end so I could voice my concerns.

So the next time you see "70% of Medicaid recipients struggled to find food" as a headline, this is why.
Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to stay honest at December 19, 2025 06:35 PM (Wt5PA)

Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at December 19, 2025 06:41 PM (Wt5PA)

18 Yet they tried to charge people who thought there was fraud for not having any

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2025 06:42 PM (Ia/+0)

19
Kate fucking Hobbs STOLE her own election.

Kari Lake had TWO elections stolen from her.

That idiot R Senator replacement, I forget her stupid name, she had her election stolen.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 06:42 PM (eSMm5)

20 It's nationwide.

Posted by: davidt at December 19, 2025 06:42 PM (Q+gd/)

21 You must be more powerful than them
You must have zero tolerance for their attacks.
You must attack back MORE for their attacks than how they attacked you.

This has worked through history dealing with them.


Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2025 06:33 PM

I dunno. We struck back at the terrorists after 09/11 and that didn't do a damn thing. 24 years later, where are we? Afghanistan and Iraq are even worse now, as is every nation in the West.

Granted, at the same time, the West collectively bent over for Islam and invited them into every Western nation to conquer them.

I think we still have not learned the lesson 2+ decades on. Terrorists do not care about tough talk or wars. They want war. They want death.

The lesson that has yet to be learned is the problem is not terrorists, but Islam and Muslims. Until Trump and every other Western leader are speaking and acting on that, this is the same shit, different day as far as dealing with Islamic terrorists.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 19, 2025 06:43 PM (P5BPp)

22 What were people protesting on January 6th again?

Posted by: ... at December 19, 2025 06:43 PM (E0p3T)

23 If they admit they counted 315,000 illegal votes they counted 3-4 times that many illegal votes.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 19, 2025 06:43 PM (0N4FZ)

24 Do Maricopa County, AZ next.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 06:41 PM (eSMm5)

----

Get in bitch, we're next! After Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Wisconsin and its 2am ballot dump at December 19, 2025 06:44 PM (Hx0tZ)

25 I am not interested in these insignificant matters, I am more interested in promoting the religion of peace! Yes, I saw how peaceful it was when I visited in Qatar on a solidarity tour, and the servants told me it how peaceful it was everywhere.

Posted by: Cucker Tarlson at December 19, 2025 06:44 PM (g47mK)

26 Raffensberger knew , Kemp knew. So did several other GOPe types in Georgia. The national GOP should cut off funds until the entire cabal is purged. A guy can dream

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 19, 2025 06:44 PM (1vqcm)

27 From the previous thread:
Karoline Leavitt @PressSec

Promise Made. Promise Kept.

Under President Trump, if you kill American troops, you will pay.

(Trump post announcing Syria action)

X: https://bit.ly/4jd1eFy

"All terrorists who are evil enough to attack American are hereby warned - YOU WILL BE HIT HARDER THAN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN HIT BEFORE IF YOU, IN ANY WAY, ATTACK OR THREATEN THE U.S.A."

------

So...Karoline Leavitt posts here as Ben Rothlisberger!

Posted by: Crusader at December 19, 2025 06:44 PM (TN0g+)

28 Somebody gotta pay for all these cabin rentals.

Posted by: Nathan Wade on VRBO at December 19, 2025 06:44 PM (oftw2)

29 {YAWN}

Wake me up when someone happens to be deposited in the Federal Pen.

Posted by: RickZ at December 19, 2025 06:45 PM (gKDq2)

30 I think we still have not learned the lesson 2+ decades on. Terrorists do not care about tough talk or wars. They want war. They want death.

The lesson that has yet to be learned is the problem is not terrorists, but Islam and Muslims. Until Trump and every other Western leader are speaking and acting on that, this is the same shit, different day as far as dealing with Islamic terrorists.


Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 19, 2025 06:43 PM

The depressing thing is... if 09/11 in the U.S.A. and 07/07 in the UK were not enough to wake up the West to Islam, that means it is going to take a mass death event even larger than those two events to finally wake people up.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 19, 2025 06:45 PM (P5BPp)

31 Somebody gotta pay for all these cabin rentals.
Posted by: Nathan Wade on VRBO at December 19, 2025 06:44 PM


What do you need a cabin for? You only sleep eight hours a week.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 19, 2025 06:45 PM (jc0TO)

32 Of the 315k I wonder how many were the special ballots with the votes pre-printed.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 19, 2025 06:46 PM (/lPRQ)

33 And they stole their Super Majority in 2008. The one that brought us Oshittercare and nearly Cap and Trade and other retard commie bullshit, except Kennedy croaked.

Posted by: ... at December 19, 2025 06:46 PM (E0p3T)

34 What were people protesting on January 6th again?
Posted by: ... at December 19, 2025 06:43 PM (E0p3T)

Those were just fascists fighting for their Fuhrer.
Nevermind the large number of vets.

Posted by: Nose ringed and purple haired bints at December 19, 2025 06:46 PM (Hx0tZ)

35 I dunno. We struck back at the terrorists after 09/11 and that didn't do a damn thing.

===

I disagree, we got our deterrence back. Which is huge. And now they know we will not hesitate. Even under obama, we will go after them.

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2025 06:47 PM (g47mK)

36 The depressing thing is... if 09/11 in the U.S.A. and 07/07 in the UK were not enough to wake up the West to Islam, that means it is going to take a mass death event even larger than those two events to finally wake people up.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 19, 2025 06:45 PM (P5BPp)

No I think it means there is no siren loud enough

Posted by: ... at December 19, 2025 06:47 PM (E0p3T)

37 A $5K reward for info on the acid attack.

In one of the various murder trials I was on a jury for this one guy shot the victim dozens of times. Over a mile. Walk walk bang bang bang… reload crawl crawl crawl bang bang… At one point he was unloading into the guy beside a parked city bus full of Savannah people. Guess how many witnesses there were? It’s a non negative integer less than one.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 19, 2025 06:47 PM (3uBP9)

38 With all the shenanigans, thievery, fraud, illegal this and illegal that that the democrats pull every election, Hillary Clinton, Murderess, still lost in 2016.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Posted by: Snoop Doggy Dogg at December 19, 2025 06:48 PM (R/m4+)

39 Good thing it was a Republican governor and SoS , otherwise there might have been real cheating in 2020.

Posted by: Fox News at December 19, 2025 06:48 PM (cHOHf)

40 Wake me up when someone happens to be deposited in the Federal Pen.

Posted by: RickZ at December 19, 2025 06:45 PM

Yep. We've been reading about the massive corruption and scandals and everything else the Democrats / Left / media have been doing for decades now. No one ever gets punished, so it keeps happening.

And it will keep happening until there are actually consequences. I won't be holding my breath for that happening in my lifetime.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 19, 2025 06:48 PM (P5BPp)

41 so no consequences for cheating, getting caught and admitting it? It was a federal election. People need to be federally charged, tried, jailed and bankrupted.

If there is no consequence then what the hell is the point, let's just fight it out in the streets.

Posted by: DanMan at December 19, 2025 06:49 PM (8uzBS)

42 Note that these are tabulations, not the actual ballots.
They could have just fabricated the numbers Detroit does.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 19, 2025 06:49 PM (/lPRQ)

43 that means it is going to take a mass death event even larger than those two events to finally wake people up.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton


Or they wealthy islamists are quiet happy with subverting the Western countries to the point where an attack would be superfluous.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2025 06:49 PM (mlg/3)

44
"In the last year, have you ever been unable to find the following when you needed it: Food, money, shelter, medical care, etc."

_________

We're out of chocolate ice cream.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2025 06:49 PM (tgvbd)

45 Guess how many witnesses there were? It’s a non negative integer less than one.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 19, 2025 06:47 PM (3uBP9)

Sincere maths question: Is zero considered an integer?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 19, 2025 06:49 PM (xT8gx)

46 Whoopsie!
Whoopsie!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 19, 2025 06:50 PM (dE3DB)

47 Have you seen the latest sales at Ultra?

Posted by: Pam Bondi at December 19, 2025 06:50 PM (abIsI)

48 Wow. The number of strikes in Syria is now up to 70.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2025 06:51 PM (viF8m)

49 The damned dem party needs to be RICOed and eliminated. It's been going on for 200 years.

Posted by: DanMan at December 19, 2025 06:51 PM (8uzBS)

50
Wouldn't have affected the result
Old news
Focused on the needs of hardworking Americans

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2025 06:51 PM (tgvbd)

51 What do you need a cabin for? You only sleep eight hours a week.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Yeah, but Lawd knows Fani need her beauty sleep.

Posted by: Nathan Wade, Esq. at December 19, 2025 06:51 PM (oftw2)

52
We, since 2020, again, we have new leadership and a new building and a new board and a new standard operating procedures. And since then the training has been enhanced. ... But ... we don't dispute the allegation from the 2020 election."

Some people did some things. Move along you damned MAGA rethuglicans.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 19, 2025 06:53 PM (QVmho)

53 And it will keep happening until there are actually consequences. I won't be holding my breath for that happening in my lifetime.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 19, 2025 06:48 PM (P5BPp)

Accountability is sorely needed and very lacking on multiple issues. Acceptable lawlessness will lead to mumblemumble eventually.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 19, 2025 06:53 PM (Hx0tZ)

54 Broken water main.

Posted by: davidt at December 19, 2025 06:53 PM (Q+gd/)

55 Sincere maths question: Is zero considered an integer?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 19, 2025 06:49 PM (xT8gx)


Yup. All whole numbers both positive and negative. I think it is considered a whole number.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2025 06:54 PM (n9ltV)

56 Wow. The number of strikes in Syria is now up to 70.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2025 06:51 PM (viF8m)
~~~~~

Good.
Kill Americans and you'll pay dearly.
God bless Trump.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 19, 2025 06:54 PM (3ImbR)

57 No I think it means there is no siren loud enough
Posted by: ... at December 19, 2025 06:47 PM (E0p3T)

What? Did something happen? Huh?

Posted by: Idiot American With Ear Buds On at December 19, 2025 06:54 PM (R/m4+)

58 Wait, who's striking Syria? Israel?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 19, 2025 06:55 PM (zZu0s)

59 81 million votes, Jack!

Posted by: How many are real? at December 19, 2025 06:55 PM (Hx0tZ)

60 But my democracy.
*yawn*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 19, 2025 06:55 PM (9ipOP)

61 >>Wait, who's striking Syria? Israel?

We are.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2025 06:55 PM (viF8m)

62 They'll totes get it right the next time around.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at December 19, 2025 06:55 PM (V362x)

63 >>> Sincere maths question: Is zero considered an integer?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 19, 2025 06:49 PM (xT8gx)


Brave’s ai says yes. I try to power down all my math systems during Christmas to make more room for nog so I wouldn’t know.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 19, 2025 06:56 PM (3uBP9)

64 I've got to get out of the house. Mrs928 is cooking up our traditional Christmas Lasagnas to freeze.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 19, 2025 06:56 PM (jc0TO)

65 If you cheat, and you think it was justified, then it's not really cheating.

Posted by: Jim Harbaugh at December 19, 2025 06:56 PM (8AONa)

66 Tje judge who let the Illegal criminal get away from ICE is gokng go jail
Its a start

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2025 06:56 PM (Ia/+0)

67 Wait, who's striking Syria? Israel?

==

No, but the Zionists are involved!

Posted by: Cucker Tarlson at December 19, 2025 06:56 PM (g47mK)

68 I think I started getting suspicious when heavily Democrat districts weren't at 110% vote totals like usual but more like 115%. It just seemed fishy.

Posted by: ... at December 19, 2025 06:57 PM (E0p3T)

69 The depressing thing is... if 09/11 in the U.S.A. and 07/07 in the UK were not enough to wake up the West to Islam, that means it is going to take a mass death event even larger than those two events to finally wake people up.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 19, 2025 06:45 PM (P5BPp)

No I think it means there is no siren loud enough
Posted by: ...

Exactly. These are some dumb fucking people.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 19, 2025 06:57 PM (N/gmR)

70 It isn't fraud, if you believe it.

Posted by: George Costanza at December 19, 2025 06:58 PM (Q+gd/)

71 Wow. The number of strikes in Syria is now up to 70.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2025 06:51 PM (viF8m)
=====

Once again, millions of American boys are being sacrificed in service to a "foreign power" IFYKWIMIKTYD wink wink nudge nudge say no more.
-Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 19, 2025 06:58 PM (9ipOP)

72 They tried gettin one of the late night fraudsters to cooperate on the case but dems sent in agents to pull her out and the only consequence was Rudy getting his ass sued.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 19, 2025 06:58 PM (3uBP9)

73 Are we going to get our weed thread back?

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 19, 2025 06:59 PM (jc0TO)

74 Yup. All whole numbers both positive and negative. I think it is considered a whole number.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2025 06:54 PM (n9ltV)

I think I remember that now. It’s interesting because it took awhile for people to even understand the concept of zero as a number. It’s certainly a unique whole number

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 19, 2025 06:59 PM (xT8gx)

75 If you cheat, and you think it was justified, then it's not really cheating.
Posted by: Jim Harbaugh

Pfffftttttt....

Posted by: Bill Beliichek at December 19, 2025 06:59 PM (N/gmR)

76 No same day voter registration
No motor voter registration
Absentee ballots for active mitary only

Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2025 06:59 PM (sDNVV)

77 What the ever-loving....

Ok, Stefanik can quit the gov race in NY, but why is she quitting CONgress. Are the Rs trying to lose the House??

https://tinyurl.com/354ztycf

Is her seat safely R?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 19, 2025 06:59 PM (uQesX)

78
toby,

Once it's burned it's gone, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 19, 2025 07:00 PM (3ek7K)

79 Don't underestimate what the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq did to the Muslim Brotherhood and its offshoots like alQuaeda (which was destroyed) and ISIS (also mostly destroyed).

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2025 07:00 PM (g47mK)

80 >>Are we going to get our weed thread back?

Farking pot heads.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2025 07:00 PM (viF8m)

81
Take the math talk somewheres else.

Nerds.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 07:00 PM (dbEXM)

82 Zero…. That’s retard Tim Walz’s IQ

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 19, 2025 07:01 PM (xT8gx)

83 So, did these poll workers not sign the tabulation tapes because a) they're stupid and incompetent, b) didn't want to knowingly sign a false document under liability for perjury, or c) both. Having been to Atlanta, and seeing the cretins that inhabit the place, I'm going with option c.

Posted by: Barack at December 19, 2025 07:01 PM (XMwZJ)

84 Take the math talk somewheres else.

Nerds.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 07:00 PM (dbEXM)

Science and math, bitches!!

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at December 19, 2025 07:02 PM (xT8gx)

85 Isn’t that something? Zero is nothing!

Posted by: Like, Wow Man! at December 19, 2025 07:02 PM (wHaGM)

86 JackStraw, when I saw the thing about Letters of Marque I immediately thought of you setting sail.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2025 07:02 PM (sDNVV)

87 Trillions of dollars are at stake.

Trillions of dollars isn't money, it's a motive with a universal adapter.

Posted by: davidt at December 19, 2025 07:03 PM (Q+gd/)

88
Some people may have done some things.
In the enthusiasm of the moment, mistakes may have been made.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Old news.
Time to move on.

Posted by: (D)emocrats and The MSM at December 19, 2025 07:03 PM (0sNs1)

89 26 Raffensberger knew , Kemp knew. So did several other GOPe types in Georgia. The national GOP should cut off funds until the entire cabal is purged. A guy can dream
Posted by: Smell the Glove
======
The national GOP was in on it. Remember the entire impeachment part deux for Trump which was patently unconstitutional. So much so that even Chief Justice Roberts refused to take the chair for it.

The big corporate donors wanted Trump out so the spice would flow under Biden whether in pointless defense spending (Ukraine), AID color revolutions to kill more people abroad, or in domestic grift like the Green Nude Eel.

Trump was almost friendless in DC at the end of his first term as were his peeps who were hounded in the next 4 years in all sorts of ways while the GOP and some of its supposedly leading candidates for 2024 averted their eyes and ignored the suffering.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2025 07:03 PM (WDjG6)

90 Watz is well steeped in Marxism,

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2025 07:03 PM (Ia/+0)

91 >>> The damned dem party needs to be RICOed and eliminated. It's been going on for 200 years.
Posted by: DanMan at December 19, 2025 06:51 PM (8uzBS)

Like the saying about banks and losing money:
If a dozen people are caught in a criminal conspiracy they are in trouble. If many thousand’s are caught that’s our problem now.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 19, 2025 07:04 PM (3uBP9)

92 83 So, did these poll workers not sign the tabulation tapes because a) they're stupid and incompetent, b) didn't want to knowingly sign a false document under liability for perjury, or c) both. Having been to Atlanta, and seeing the cretins that inhabit the place, I'm going with option c.
Posted by: Barack

Both, those workers were part of Rev. Clyburn's election fraud network in urban cities.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2025 07:04 PM (WDjG6)

93 Them Greek homos stole zero from us!

Posted by: Rev. Al S. at December 19, 2025 07:04 PM (0sNs1)

94 If you cheat, and you think it was justified, then it's not really cheating.
Posted by: Jim Harbaugh at December 19, 2025 06:56 PM (8AONa)

I won!

Posted by: Zombie Rosie Ruiz, Subway Rider at December 19, 2025 07:05 PM (R/m4+)

95 I was born in the wrong century, Ben Had.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2025 07:06 PM (viF8m)

96 Turns out that poor girl Ella Cook z"l went to the same high school I went to when I was on h.s. exchange in Birmingham.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 19, 2025 07:06 PM (9ipOP)

97 Sincere maths question: Is zero considered an integer?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 19, 2025 06:49 PM (xT8gx)

Yup. All whole numbers both positive and negative. I think it is considered a whole number.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2025 06:54 PM


I thought zero was the absence of numbers.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 19, 2025 07:07 PM (0N4FZ)

98 JackStraw, when I saw the thing about Letters of Marque I immediately thought of you setting sail.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2025 07:02 PM (sDNVV)

Or Jim Sunk New Dawn.

Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at December 19, 2025 07:07 PM (Wt5PA)

99 Ok, Stefanik can quit the gov race in NY, but why is she quitting CONgress. Are the Rs trying to lose the House??

https://tinyurl.com/354ztycf

Is her seat safely R?
Posted by: OrangeEnt
=======
Usually a sudden withdrawal either indicates a scandal or a serious health issue. Stefanik supporters were bitching about Trump not endorsing her yet in the primary just last week so mebbe he knew something we don't.

He had said both of Stefanik and her primary competitor (some Long Island GOP local type) were both good candidates just this week.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2025 07:07 PM (WDjG6)

100 94 If you cheat, and you think it was justified, then it's not really cheating.
Posted by: Jim Harbaugh at December 19, 2025 06:56 PM (8AONa)

Rock ribbed Michigan Man… Sherrone Moore

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 19, 2025 07:08 PM (sBt/s)

101
Can you believe the stupid shit we went through in the first term?

Do you remember how it started?

Jeff Cuck Sessions gets confirmed by the Senate, and then Immediately recuses himself from being Attorney General. Fucking dunce.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 07:09 PM (dbEXM)

102 I heard over my communicator that a definitive answer was being requested, so here I am.

Zero is classified as an integer because it is a whole number that can be written without a fractional component. Integers include positive numbers, negative numbers, and zero itself.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 19, 2025 07:09 PM (0sNs1)

103 76 No same day voter registration
No motor voter registration
Absentee ballots for active mitary only
Posted by: Ben Had
=========
It will take breaking the filibuster to do nation wide. But if teh GOP doesn't do it, it may be dead anyway.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2025 07:09 PM (WDjG6)

104 He had said both of Stefanik and her primary competitor (some Long Island GOP local type) were both good candidates just this week.
Posted by: whig at December 19, 2025 07:07 PM (WDjG6)

I read that in the story. You're idea seems more plausible. Maybe a scandal brewing, or just deciding to make way for an uncontested primary. But why quit congress? That's the important question. Trump likes both. Has to be something we don't know about. Either way, if she's a safe R district, oh well.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 19, 2025 07:11 PM (uQesX)

105 In our defense, we did burn the original ballots after the election because they lacked certification. They were a danger to Our Democracy!

Posted by: Fulton County at December 19, 2025 07:11 PM (iFEms)

106 Medicaid fraud
Voter fraud
I'm so happy to pay federal taxes.

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2025 07:11 PM (v0R5T)

107 No same day voter registration
No motor voter registration
Absentee ballots for active mitary only
Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2025 06:59 PM (sDNVV)


The bare minimum is having to have an ID to vote nationwide. It's crazy that we're one of a lonely few who don't use an ID to vote. One of those 'Real IDs', too. Not some scam CDL.

Posted by: RickZ at December 19, 2025 07:13 PM (gKDq2)

108
All these R's would think twice about leaving the House if you put a 20-year ban on Lobbying for all former Congressman and Federal employees.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 07:13 PM (dbEXM)

109 An FEC complaint has been filed against US Senator Elissa Slotkin of Michigan caught Smurfing $16,126,347.91

(Smurfing is criminal money laundering into political campaigns.)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 19, 2025 07:13 PM (0sNs1)

110 Zero is classified as an integer because it is a whole number that can be written without a fractional component. Integers include positive numbers, negative numbers, and zero itself.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 19, 2025 07:09 PM (0sNs1)

I disagree!! Wesley Crusher is evil!

Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at December 19, 2025 07:14 PM (xT8gx)

111 So, did these poll workers not sign the tabulation tapes because

I'm going with d) those tabulation tapes were never given to them to sign. They weren't in that room.

Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2025 07:14 PM (iFEms)

112 Jeff Cuck Sessions gets confirmed by the Senate, and then Immediately recuses himself from being Attorney General. Fucking dunce.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Trump's first term was filled with traitors--the generals, the Sec of Defenses, State Dept, CIA (Haspel was Station Chief in London while the whole dirty deal went down and Pompeo covered for her ass on the Russia Russia bullshit), GOP in House and Senate (Ryan and McConnell with a bunch of their colleagues), and Rod Rosenstein the Rat who helped cover up for Hillary and sicced a senile Mueller on Trump and Sleepy Jeff Sessions who did not even have the courtesy to tell Trump he was recusing himself from a frameup on Trump's Gen. Flynn as NSA.

And then we have Judas Pence who was the epicenter of a lot of scumbaggery and backstabbing via his peeps going on in the Trump admin.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2025 07:15 PM (WDjG6)

113
slutkin stole her Senate seat

Also, Ace should do a post on all the D corruption in Michigan perpetrated by all the Democrat Dykes & Whitmer, who is probably a dyke too.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 07:15 PM (dbEXM)

114 Kate fucking Hobbs STOLE her own election.
Kari Lake had TWO elections stolen from her.
That idiot R Senator replacement, I forget her stupid name, she had her election stolen.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 06:42 PM (eSMm5)


This can't be true, I distinctly remember posters here telling me it was just because Lake was a bad candidate that rubbed people the wrong way, and was really just LARPing being a valid candidate like Palin did.

You and the news report must be mistaken

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2025 07:15 PM (rbvCR)

115 Ella Cook was such a beautiful young lady. So so sad

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 19, 2025 07:16 PM (xT8gx)

116 109 An FEC complaint has been filed against US Senator Elissa Slotkin of Michigan caught Smurfing $16,126,347.91

(Smurfing is criminal money laundering into political campaigns.)
Posted by: Duncanthrax

And Kelly and a bunch of other Democrats. But I would not be surprised that WinRed was doing some of the same shit which is also why I suspect that the GOP ignored the Biden cheat in 2020. They had been doing it too in primary elections to keep out the populists.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2025 07:16 PM (WDjG6)

117 Jeff Cuck Sessions gets confirmed by the Senate, and then Immediately recuses himself from being Attorney General. Fucking dunce.

The important thing was not President Trump and cleaning up washington dc, the important thing was making sure the federal government could take this or that with forfeiture. I may be a hillbilly, but I sure ain't stupid. Shucks almighty, I don't even know what recuse means.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions, Alabama Hillbilly at December 19, 2025 07:16 PM (R/m4+)

118 And then we have Judas Pence who was the epicenter of a lot of scumbaggery and backstabbing via his peeps going on in the Trump admin.
Posted by: whig at December 19, 2025 07:15 PM (WDjG6)

He thinks he still has some chance of being anything in the Trump party. Sorry, Race. You sold out. You stay out.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 19, 2025 07:16 PM (uQesX)

119
But yeah, the Michigan AG is a nasty, corrupt dyke who was just held in Contempt by the MI House. The AG & the Sec State are both corrupt dykes, and they got caught.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 07:17 PM (dbEXM)

120 My hero zero. Such a funny little hero. Until you came along, we counted on our fingers and toes. Now you're here to stay and no one really knows how wonderful you are.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at December 19, 2025 07:17 PM (w6EFb)

121 I disagree!! Wesley Crusher is evil!
Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at December 19, 2025 07:14 PM


You're saying he's a minion of Big Penguin??

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 19, 2025 07:17 PM (0sNs1)

122 Ella Cook was such a beautiful young lady. So so sad
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 19, 2025 07:16 PM (xT8gx)

The perils of scrolling too fast. I thought you posted something about Elisha Cook.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 19, 2025 07:17 PM (uQesX)

123 Sessions was the wrong man in the wrong job. If he had been DHS Secretary we would still need be singing his praises.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2025 07:18 PM (sDNVV)

124 I read that in the story. You're idea seems more plausible. Maybe a scandal brewing, or just deciding to make way for an uncontested primary. But why quit congress? That's the important question. Trump likes both. Has to be something we don't know about. Either way, if she's a safe R district, oh well.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
=======
She is not running for reelection so the story goes, not quitting like MTG. That is why I think it might be health like the Big C or something with her or her family.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2025 07:18 PM (WDjG6)

125
I hate fucking dykes.

Nasty bitches, all of them.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 07:18 PM (dbEXM)

126 Trump's first term was filled with traitors--the generals, the Sec of Defenses, State Dept, CIA (Haspel was Station Chief in London while the whole dirty deal went down and Pompeo covered for her ass on the Russia Russia bullshit), GOP in House and Senate (Ryan and McConnell with a bunch of their colleagues), and Rod Rosenstein the Rat who helped cover up for Hillary and sicced a senile Mueller on Trump and Sleepy Jeff Sessions who did not even have the courtesy to tell Trump he was recusing himself from a frameup on Trump's Gen. Flynn as NSA.

And then we have Judas Pence who was the epicenter of a lot of scumbaggery and backstabbing via his peeps going on in the Trump admin.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2025 07:15 PM


Trump's first term was a disaster because even he did not think he was going to win. He admitted that 3 days before the election and just assumed he was going to lose. He was shocked when he did win.


Once he won he was scrambling to put together a team and he was ill advised by some of the people closest to him. The gop(e) had way too much input on his cabinet picks.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 19, 2025 07:18 PM (0N4FZ)

127 I am not interested in these insignificant matters, I am more interested in promoting the religion of peace! Yes, I saw how peaceful it was when I visited in Qatar on a solidarity tour, and the servants told me it how peaceful it was everywhere.
Posted by: Cucker Tarlson at December 19, 2025 06:44 PM (g47mK)


Rob Reiner spent every day of his piss filled life for the last decade spewing hate about Donald Trump.
It is nice to see you, Runner, plan to follow that same, boring, path.

Good luck on that.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2025 07:19 PM (rbvCR)

128 She is not running for reelection so the story goes, not quitting like MTG. That is why I think it might be health like the Big C or something with her or her family.
Posted by: whig at December 19, 2025 07:18 PM (WDjG6)

Must have just found out, then. Could have not even run for gov. Hope it's nothing bad.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 19, 2025 07:19 PM (uQesX)

129 But I would not be surprised that WinRed was doing some of the same shit which is also why I suspect that the GOP ignored the Biden cheat in 2020. They had been doing it too in primary elections to keep out the populists.
Posted by: whig at December 19, 2025 07:16 PM


Nay, nay! The Turtle winning the two most blue counties in KY was totes legit!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 19, 2025 07:20 PM (0sNs1)

130 Rince Priebus should burn in hell.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2025 07:20 PM (sDNVV)

131 I always wondered how and why the state of Georgia all of a sudden flipped from Dark Red to Blue in the matter of a short time.

Those two Ga Democrats Senators should be removed from office and immediate replacement elections held.

If Trump won Georgia, would he have won the election ???

Posted by: Jackson at December 19, 2025 07:21 PM (J9q9v)

132 I hate fucking dykes.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 07:18 PM


Ummm, quit engaging in intimate relations with them, then?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 19, 2025 07:22 PM (0sNs1)

133 123 Sessions was the wrong man in the wrong job. If he had been DHS Secretary we would still need be singing his praises.
Posted by: Ben Had
======
He was good friendz with McConnell. I also hear scuttlebutt about a Lil Jeffie Sessions exists like ole Strom had a black daughter that was an open secret in SC.

Sessions was either a traitor or a coward--you don't accept the position and then recuse without telling Trump before you did it. You resign office if you cannot fulfill it.

That meant Trump would have had legal jeopardy had he fired Sessions and then Rod the Rat.

Sessions would have never been AG in the first place had not Rudy turned it down apparently. Rudy wanted to be Sec. of State which would have been contentious to get through the Senate.

Rudy, having been in the DoJ formerly, knew where the bodies were buried there but would have been out at sea as Sec of State.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2025 07:22 PM (WDjG6)

134 Fulton County: 'We Don't Dispute' 315,000 Votes Lacking Poll Workers' Signatures Were Counted In 2020

Fulton County admits 2020 election did not follow rules


'When the law demands three signatures on tabulator tapes and the county fails to follow the rules, those 315,000 votes are, by definition, uncertified.'




Pick the three highest individuals involved and execute them on the spot. That'll stop that shit in it's tracks.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2025 07:22 PM (dAOkg)

135 Trump's first term was a disaster because even he did not think he was going to win. He admitted that 3 days before the election and just assumed he was going to lose. He was shocked when he did win.
+++++

He believed the fake Hillary polls they were putting out near the end of the season.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 19, 2025 07:23 PM (/lPRQ)

136 Why are people not going to prison for this! I don't want to be the "nothing will happen" guy but I really fucking do think that UNLESS SOMETHING FUCKING HAPPENS...AND DEMOCRATS GO TO PRISON this will just continue. For Fucking Ever!


I HAVE HAD FUCKING ENOUGH!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 19, 2025 07:23 PM (dbZNM)

137 Rince Priebus should burn in hell.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2025 07:20 PM


Hey! Remember Orca?

No? Good.

Posted by: Rinsed Pubis at December 19, 2025 07:23 PM (0sNs1)

138 >>> I hate fucking dykes.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 07:18 PM

Ummm, quit engaging in intimate relations with them, then?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 19, 2025 07:22 PM (0sNs1)

^^^ this

Posted by: monkeys at December 19, 2025 07:24 PM (3uBP9)

139
Right, whig.

And then there's Mad Cuck Mattis.

Backstabber, fraud, & bungler.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 07:24 PM (dbEXM)

140 >>Once he won he was scrambling to put together a team and he was ill advised by some of the people closest to him. The gop(e) had way too much input on his cabinet picks.

There was that but it shouldn't be forgotten that very few people wanted to work for Trump in 2016. He was the consummate outsider in a city that hates outsiders. And he was being slimed as a Russia stooge.

Working for Trump meant you had crossed a line and were willing to work against permanent DC. Not talk, do it. Very small talent pool fit that model in 2016.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2025 07:25 PM (viF8m)

141 I hate fucking dykes.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 07:18 PM

Ummm, quit engaging in intimate relations with them, then?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 19, 2025 07:22 PM (0sNs1)

^^^ this
Posted by: monkeys


Hush. You enjoy it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2025 07:25 PM (dAOkg)

142 Sessions was the wrong man in the wrong job. If he had been DHS Secretary we would still need be singing his praises.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2025 07:18 PM (sDNVV)

Then instead of recusing himself and being an anchor, have Trump move him to DHS and appoint another head.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2025 07:25 PM (8avO+)

143 She is not running for reelection so the story goes, not quitting like MTG. That is why I think it might be health like the Big C or something with her or her family.
Posted by: whig at December 19, 2025 07:18 PM (WDjG6)

No,,it's the same as the retirements in 2018. More to come.

Posted by: ... at December 19, 2025 07:25 PM (E0p3T)

144 The thkng about fkin dykes is it won't change them

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2025 07:27 PM (Ia/+0)

145 Wow. Its almost like the People no longer share the values necessary to maintain a Republic. That seems to be going around lately.

Posted by: Fen at December 19, 2025 07:27 PM (qChqh)

146 Trump has never gone into ANYTHING to lose nor believed he would lose. That is horseshit.

Posted by: ... at December 19, 2025 07:27 PM (E0p3T)

147
Republican Senator Cynthia Lummis from Wyoming will not seek reelection in 2026 citing the energy required.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 19, 2025 07:27 PM (3ek7K)

148 Nay, nay! The Turtle winning the two most blue counties in KY was totes legit!
Posted by: Duncanthrax
========
Look up 2018 where Kemp beat Abrams and ordered the servers wiped after the election. Last one with the Diebold equipment. Next, a big no bid contract to Dominion with a former Kemp SoS aide brokering the deal and getting generationally wealthy from it.

Kemp is dirty along with Ratshitburger and Chris Carr the AG. Chris got his office originally when Dirty Nathan Deal wanted to keep a state RFRA act from being passed so he arranged for the existing AG to be appointed to a college presidency and then filled the office with a nobody (Carr). Nobody then won reelection in 2018 while doing nothing and has served since then doing nothing. Now, Mr. Carr, having done nothing for 10 years as AG is running for governor in GA along with Ratshitburger whose main accomplishment was to hide the cheat in 2020 and refuse to clean it up in 2022 and 2024.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2025 07:27 PM (WDjG6)

149 And then there's Mad Cuck Mattis.
Backstabber, fraud, & bungler.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 07:24 PM (dbEXM)

Scuttlebutt around the beltway is he is also a lover of the man meat. Just saying. I mean just look at him. I think he has a beard now but people know.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham, Closeted Homosexual at December 19, 2025 07:28 PM (R/m4+)

150 From GP:

The Brown University shooter was dead for days before law enforcement found his body, according to the New Hampshire Chief Medical Examiner.

Neves-Valente died by suicide after a single gunshot wound to the head, according to the autopsy.

The medical examiner believes Neves-Valente likely died on Tuesday – just one day after he murdered the MIT professor.

Posted by: Crusader at December 19, 2025 07:29 PM (TN0g+)

151 Slotkin will have to sell more hotdogs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 19, 2025 07:29 PM (1vqcm)

152 And then there's Mad Cuck Mattis.

Backstabber, fraud, & bungler.
Posted by: Soothsayer
======
Yep. Also Mattis (and Henry the K too) was one of the backers of that big medical fraud corporation ran by the woman who tried to look like Steve Jobs. Some sort of fraudulent medical testing crap.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2025 07:29 PM (WDjG6)

153 It all makes perfect sense if you stick to two basic assumptions.

1) The government is corrupt and full of crooks from top to bottom.

2) Trump is the outsider messing up all the crooked scams and schemes.

Posted by: davidt at December 19, 2025 07:30 PM (Q+gd/)

154 Do you think some times when all this crap comes out that Todd Beamer was on the wrong plane?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 19, 2025 07:30 PM (uQesX)

155 Maybe we should develop an elaborate system of cans and strings in case Ace’s computer rebels again.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 19, 2025 07:30 PM (OXYBr)

156 I agree with Whig - Something unexpected and personal must have come up with Stephanik, and no I don’t need to know her personal secrets. She’s been working for this for years, but she leaves on good terms with everyone and can easily get back in the game if she wants to down the line.

A party that can’t recruit replacements has no excuse for existing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 19, 2025 07:30 PM (0anTZ)

157 Oh baby, that 12 yr old Macallan is smooth.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2025 07:30 PM (dAOkg)

158 Brad Raffensperger got a lot of plaudits for standing up to Trump, but boy, does he suck at his job.

Raffensperger is doing his job: it just isn’t the job you thought he was supposed to do.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 19, 2025 07:30 PM (taapK)

159 There was that but it shouldn't be forgotten that very few people wanted to work for Trump in 2016. He was the consummate outsider in a city that hates outsiders. And he was being slimed as a Russia stooge.
++++++

The best part of the RUSSIA!!1!!1 frame-up was that Hillary, carrying suitcases of Russian payola, was behind it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 19, 2025 07:30 PM (/lPRQ)

160 75 If you cheat, and you think it was justified, then it's not really cheating.
Posted by: Jim Harbaugh

Pfffftttttt....
Posted by: Bill Beliichek

Piffle.

Posted by: Houston Astros Trashcan Alliance at December 19, 2025 07:30 PM (oftw2)

161 @156 Tom, there's a couple of decent Republicans already declared. The Dem seems like an arrogant douche

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 19, 2025 07:31 PM (1vqcm)

162 A party that can’t recruit replacements has no excuse for existing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 19, 2025 07:30 PM


Pffffff. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Washington Generals at December 19, 2025 07:32 PM (0sNs1)

163 The Dem seems like an arrogant douche
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 19, 2025 07:31 PM (1vqcm)

Can't imagine one of those winning in NY

Posted by: ... at December 19, 2025 07:32 PM (E0p3T)

164 Bill pulling 1/2 a million for a hour talk in Moscow

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2025 07:32 PM (Ia/+0)

165 >>> The medical examiner believes Neves-Valente likely died on Tuesday – just one day after he murdered the MIT professor.
Posted by: Crusader at December 19, 2025 07:29 PM (TN0g+)


+/- 1 day

Posted by: banana Dream at December 19, 2025 07:32 PM (OXYBr)

166 "Sessions was either a traitor or a coward"

Or cognitively impaired. Like Mueller.

Sessions was a huge disappointment. Recruited as an all ster who seemed to be asleep most the time. I think he simply went senile in office.

Posted by: Fen at December 19, 2025 07:33 PM (qChqh)

167 If you cheat, and you think it was justified, then it's not really cheating.
Posted by: Jim Harbaugh

Pfffftttttt....
Posted by: Bill Beliichek

Piffle.
Posted by: Houston Astros Trashcan Alliance
-----

Don't you think there are a lot of Major League Baseball players who are wondering in retrospect why they didn't walk out of their dugout and into the Astros dugout with bats of their own and engage in hand-to-hand dances? Because it seems so blatantly obvious what was going on. Nobody thought it strange at the time?

Posted by: Crusader at December 19, 2025 07:33 PM (TN0g+)

168 The thing about fkin dykes is it won't change them
———

You’re Doin’ It Wrong

Posted by: Speak For Yourself at December 19, 2025 07:33 PM (NBNnb)

169 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS


NOOD

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2025 07:33 PM (Ia/+0)

170 A party that can’t recruit replacements has no excuse for existing.
Posted by: Tom Servo
======
Stefanik was a good soldier for Trump after her UN job was cancelled and returned to the House. Johnson refused to let Stefanik back into the House leadership as that would have required demoting someone so her House career was stalled but that left her with the governor's race. She had a pretty good chance against Holchul unless that surprise poll showing Holchul above 50 percent made her throw in the towel on that race as well.

If no health crisis or scandal, she will probably get a Trump executive position if she wants it.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2025 07:34 PM (WDjG6)

171 It certainly has been a difficult day. What am I supposed to think, or comment about, without our Dear Leader's posts? Commenters seemed lost and wandering all afternoon.

Not that I usually comment on A♠ threads anyway…
😶

Posted by: mindful webworker - drawing a blank at December 19, 2025 07:34 PM (WB0Mb)

172 Republican Senator Cynthia Lummis from Wyoming will not seek reelection in 2026 citing the energy required.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 19, 2025 07:27 PM (3ek7K)

Since this is the first time I’ve ever even heard of her, I can’t imagine that she has ever put too much energy into the job.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 19, 2025 07:34 PM (0anTZ)

173 83 So, did these poll workers not sign the tabulation tapes because a) they're stupid and incompetent, b) didn't want to knowingly sign a false document under liability for perjury, or c) both. Having been to Atlanta, and seeing the cretins that inhabit the place, I'm going with option c.

Posted by: Barack at December 19, 2025 07:01 PM (XMwZJ)

----

d. those votes showed in the back of a van after the polls were closed.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 19, 2025 07:34 PM (PWcY+)

174 The best part of the RUSSIA!!1!!1 frame-up was that Hillary, carrying suitcases of Russian payola, was behind it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 19, 2025 07:30 PM (/lPRQ)


The joy of the Clintons is that she was apparently carrying suitcases of payola from everyone.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2025 07:34 PM (rbvCR)

175 Then I finally do comment, and, naturally, it be willard.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I miss willow at December 19, 2025 07:35 PM (WB0Mb)

176 Neves-Valente died by suicide after a single gunshot wound to the head, according to the autopsy.

Wasn’t to the back of the head, right? Just checking.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 19, 2025 07:35 PM (taapK)

177 Sessions was a huge disappointment. Recruited as an all ster who seemed to be asleep most the time. I think he simply went senile in office.
Posted by: Fen

No, he did a few things like prosecuting traffickers of kids but since the Russia Russia thing and day to day management was left to Rod, he had little to do which is why his resignation was accepted after 2018 midterms when Bagpipe Billy came aboard.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2025 07:35 PM (WDjG6)

178 No, he did a few things like prosecuting traffickers of kids but since the Russia Russia thing and day to day management was left to Rod, he had little to do which is why his resignation was accepted after 2018 midterms when Bagpipe Billy came aboard.
Posted by: whig

And Billy's mission was to sweep it all under the rug.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 19, 2025 07:37 PM (/lPRQ)

179 >>I hate fucking dykes.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2025 07:18 PM


In my experience, they are really enthusiastic and extremely happy to get some dick.

Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2025 07:38 PM (W23D2)

180 MOMof DataRepublican reposted

ThePersistence @ScottPresler

I Have Bad News

Just got off the phone with Washington State.

The voter ID initiative is likely to fail.

Not enough people are turning in their petitions.

I did my best to help Washington State.

Democrats are going to be thrilled.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 19, 2025 07:39 PM (P5BPp)

181 "The medical examiner believes Neves-Valente likely died on Tuesday – just one day after he murdered the MIT professor."

Having to struggle with homicidal urges myself, to the point that I've put myself in therapy as a precaution to protect the stolen valor perps, I'll wager the shooter had a medical sentence - 6 months to live, etc and decided to settle his grudges on the way out. Even the Secret Service admits they can't stop a suicide attack. He probably didn't expect to survive the Brown shooting.

Posted by: Fen at December 19, 2025 07:40 PM (qChqh)

182 He probably didn't expect to survive the Brown shooting.
Posted by: Fen
++++

He had a short list.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 19, 2025 07:43 PM (/lPRQ)

183 Marjorie Taylor Greene was first elected to the U.S. House of Representatives November 2020 representing Georgia's 14th congressional district, and taking office in January 2021. She was re-elected in 2022 and 2024, and is serving until her planned resignation January 5, 2026. (Vested 5 years.)

She has represented Georgia's 14th District, located in Northwest Georgia, which includes Paulding County and others. BUT the family business, of which she reportedly owns 51%, is in Alpharetta (Fulton County).

Philadelphia Inquirer Politics
@PoliticsINQ
Marjorie Taylor Greene says ‘dam is breaking’ within GOP against Trump

Philadelphia Inquirer/Daily News regarding mid-terms, etc.
4:01 PM · Dec 17, 2025 905 Views

Reportedly, her involvement in politics began around the time of Donald Trump's 2016 presidential campaign. She was not politically active or a voter in earlier elections.

Cassidy Hutchinson, Liz Cheney like. She'll also be back.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 19, 2025 07:57 PM (NFX2v)

184 180 MOMof DataRepublican reposted

ThePersistence @ScottPresler

I Have Bad News

Just got off the phone with Washington State.
The voter ID initiative is likely to fail.
Not enough people are turning in their petitions.
I did my best to help Washington State.
Democrats are going to be thrilled.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

He works so hard but it looks like for naught again.

Trump gets to fix it, while the Rs tiptoe out the door, and the Ds get ready to have fun breaking stuff - all again. imo.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 19, 2025 08:08 PM (NFX2v)

185 So, he shot himself when the cops finally closed in? What's it been, 5 or 6 days?

With that kind of lead, he should have been in Tierra Del Fuego by now, kicking it on the beach with a mai-tai and a bunch of penguins.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 19, 2025 10:11 PM (BI5O2)

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