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Updates on Brown Shooter: Federal LE, Not the Bumbling State and City LE, Identified the Suspect; the Person of Interest "In Proximity" to the Shooter Is a Homeless Man Who Provided Details About Killer

i didn't think the witness would be able to add much here. The shooter was wearing his Covid Coward Crime mask, after all.

But Jordan Schachtel's sources say he helped identify the shooter.

Note it's federal agents who cracked the case, not the bumbling Brown security officials or the multicultural disaster of the Providence PD.



Jordan Schachtel
@JordanSchachtel

1h

Hearing from govt sources that there is a major breakthrough in the Brown shooting case and a person of interest has been ID'd by federal law enforcement. Apparently it's NOT the Hamas encampment leader Mr Mustapha. Nobody has been ruled out but they have a hard ID on one person.

Local news reports that LE is also investigating any connections btwn the Brown incident and the targeted killing of an MIT professor two days later an hour down the road.

Sources believe the Brown attack was not targeted, though the MIT incident clearly was. Very strange.

Compilation of sources and reports say: the "person of interest" is reportedly a homeless guy who lives in the area, but he provided critical info on the shooter. Police have a DNA match and there should be news re arrest very soon on this front.

Jordan Schachtel
@JordanSchachtel

5m

The shelter-in-place order for Brown University was lifted on Saturday. That same day, just an hour down the road, the suspect on the loose reportedly murdered renowned MIT prof Nuno Loureiro.

I don't know how the president of Brown stays in office after this tragic debacle.

Update: Car rented by Brown shooter also seen near slain MIT professor. Or at least a car of the same make and model (and one assumes, color, which is a good bet because every stupid car is silver now).


BTW, college "journalists" sure know how to frame a story:

Posted by: Ace at 05:29 PM




Comments

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1 ST

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 18, 2025 05:33 PM (NS3dP)

2 I don't guess they have his address.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 18, 2025 05:34 PM (NS3dP)

3 "I don't know how the president of Brown stays in office after this tragic debacle."

She was paid 3 million a year. She'll be fine.

Posted by: fd at December 18, 2025 05:34 PM (vFG9F)

4 That's good work if you can get it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 18, 2025 05:35 PM (NS3dP)

5 Those "student reporters" sure sound pretty professional.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 18, 2025 05:35 PM (lq1XJ)

6 Jordan Schachtel
@JordanSchachtel
1h
Police have a DNA match and there should be news re arrest very soon on this front.

cool

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 05:36 PM (RuTUS)

7
The Providence PD make the Keystone Cops look like the Elliot Ness & the Untouchables.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 18, 2025 05:36 PM (IifOV)

8 Looks like a white soy latte.

Posted by: Max Power at December 18, 2025 05:36 PM (Hucnr)

9 Damage due to high-velocity kinetic discharge is natural.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 05:36 PM (krQz2)

10 I find it.. amusing... that the same folks who say it's OK to wear a mask, hell even make it out to be some RIGHT...

Also try to pass laws saying ICE Officers can't wear masks...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2025 05:36 PM (mP0Kj)

11 Potato shaped hominid.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 18, 2025 05:36 PM (NS3dP)

12 Yay for homeless man!

I still think the chubby guy is Walz.

Mostly because we all know I can't stand him.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 18, 2025 05:36 PM (WONhk)

13 Is that a chick?

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 05:37 PM (krQz2)

14
Has the shooter fully transitioned yet?

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 18, 2025 05:37 PM (IifOV)

15 Another out-of-control woman goes on the attack, this time in a Planet Fitness:

https://tinyurl.com/473j9aej

Posted by: one hour sober at December 18, 2025 05:37 PM (Y1sOo)

16 " Is that a chick?
Posted by: Axeman"

It's Pat!

Posted by: fd at December 18, 2025 05:37 PM (vFG9F)

17 5 Those "student reporters" sure sound pretty professional.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 18, 2025 05:35 PM (lq1XJ)

Damn meddling Kids!

Posted by: Scooby Do Villain at December 18, 2025 05:37 PM (mP0Kj)

18 The chubby guy in the photo here is not the chubby Hamas-scarf-wearing Brown student?

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 05:38 PM (RuTUS)

19 The shelter-in-place order for Brown University was lifted on Saturday.
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We like those.

Posted by: Australian Cops at December 18, 2025 05:38 PM (krQz2)

20 Brown U./MIT shooter's rental car found in southern NH.

Posted by: Budget Murder Rentals, Inc. at December 18, 2025 05:38 PM (qUkBO)

21 It's time for androgeny.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 18, 2025 05:38 PM (NS3dP)

22 Is it a woman?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 18, 2025 05:38 PM (znREB)

23 I think we're leaving out the Bull-dyke possibility, here.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 05:39 PM (krQz2)

24 Did ya just fall out of a coconut tree, mon?

Posted by: Reggae Harris at December 18, 2025 05:39 PM (ufJfM)

25 Twigglypuff has lost a lot of weight.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 05:39 PM (krQz2)

26 3 "I don't know how the president of Brown stays in office after this tragic debacle."

She was paid 3 million a year. She'll be fine.
Posted by: fd at December 18, 2025 05:34 PM (vFG9F)

She'll get a six-figure performance bonus for her heroic actions in uplifting diversity or some such.

Posted by: They don't live by the rules at December 18, 2025 05:39 PM (TbWk/)

27 Rotund fellow, has a Murse. Guess that’s where he kept his Niner.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2025 05:39 PM (pDt9x)

28 " Is it a woman?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport "

Any biologists here?

Posted by: fd at December 18, 2025 05:39 PM (vFG9F)

29 Yes, it is natural for an MIT professor to die when he is struck by copper jacketed Lead moving with high velocity.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 18, 2025 05:39 PM (Da7Vv)

30 How are members of the bar unable to do basic math?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 18, 2025 05:39 PM (NS3dP)

31 11 Potato shaped hominid.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 18, 2025 05:36 PM (NS3dP)

Does Brian Stelter have an alibi?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 18, 2025 05:40 PM (R4xlI)

32 I have to say, it is going to take a long time to kill all of us at the rate they are going.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 18, 2025 05:40 PM (0U5gm)

33
Axeman,

I thought it's a woman.

Something about the eyes.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 18, 2025 05:40 PM (3ek7K)

34 >>How are members of the bar unable to do basic math?


They only understand Billing.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2025 05:40 PM (1VprM)

35 No hint of Sweater Puppies, doubt its’ a female hominid.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2025 05:40 PM (pDt9x)

36 That's a woman.

Posted by: Land Whale, Ahoy! at December 18, 2025 05:40 PM (qUkBO)

37 28 " Is it a woman?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport "

Any biologists here?
Posted by: fd at December 18, 2025 05:39 PM (vFG9F)

apparently the bestest way to get the Feds to solve a crime, is to accuse one of their own, of said crime.

Shall we forward this to Glen Beck?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2025 05:40 PM (mP0Kj)

38 That picture reads a lot like a woman except for the lack of breasts. Could definitely be a liberal guy though.

Posted by: Thatch at December 18, 2025 05:40 PM (bbi0+)

39 begun, the AI Fusion wars have

Posted by: yoda at December 18, 2025 05:41 PM (r3hkP)

40 That pic is AI enhanced?

Posted by: fd at December 18, 2025 05:41 PM (vFG9F)

41 That coat isn't hiding that gut though

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2025 05:41 PM (Ia/+0)

42 Something about the eyes.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 18, 2025 05:40 PM (3ek7K)

My first thought was "that's a woman", too. It's definitely the eyes.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at December 18, 2025 05:42 PM (k9OZB)

43 That picture reads a lot like a woman except for the lack of breasts. Could definitely be a liberal guy though.
Posted by: Thatch


that describes half of all women, that's why big boobs are a desired luxury.

Posted by: n at December 18, 2025 05:42 PM (H5d+4)

44 Isn’t it fun to do the HQ Speculation Shuffle?

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2025 05:42 PM (pDt9x)

45 I don't want to ban face masks.

I want the right for any citizen to pepper spray anyone wearing a mask in public.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 18, 2025 05:42 PM (9ipOP)

46 So Rosie came back from Ireland to become a hitter?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2025 05:42 PM (LyrOO)

47 She was paid 3 million a year. She'll be fine.

And she is an up-talker. Too lazy and stupid to learn how to converse like an educated person, so naturally Peter Principled into her office of pure incompetence.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 18, 2025 05:42 PM (PVBkQ)

48 >>How are members of the bar unable to do basic math?

They only understand Billing.
Posted by: garrett

For the Win!

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 18, 2025 05:42 PM (HTCU3)

49 Tranny

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 18, 2025 05:43 PM (0U5gm)

50 No hint of Sweater Puppies, doubt its’ a female hominid.
___

The kids these days cut them off.

Posted by: Land Whale, Ahoy! at December 18, 2025 05:43 PM (qUkBO)

51 Axeman,

I thought it's a woman.

Something about the eyes.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 18, 2025 05:40 PM (3ek7K)
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Top comment in the thread suspects the same thing.

To me it's the angles of the head and the way that a bit of hair seems tucked into the beanie.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 05:43 PM (krQz2)

52 But, I get what you say about the eyes, fs.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 05:43 PM (krQz2)

53 Randi Weingarten.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 18, 2025 05:44 PM (R4xlI)

54 " Is it a woman?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport "
---

Any biologists here?
Posted by: fd at December 18, 2025 05:39 PM (vFG9F)

Yes, please. We need to listen to the experts.

Posted by: Justice DEI Action Jackson at December 18, 2025 05:44 PM (gKDq2)

55 The Brown President always sounds slightly bored, as if she can't wait to move on to something exciting, like a faculty meeting.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 18, 2025 05:44 PM (lq1XJ)

56 Speculate all you want about the sex, but it is certain that we never will know about its motivation.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2025 05:44 PM (pDt9x)

57
Axeman,

Same thought i had about the hair in the hat.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 18, 2025 05:45 PM (3ek7K)

58 48 >>How are members of the bar unable to do basic math?

They only understand Billing.
Posted by: garrett
___

Yah, there's like 40 hours in a day.

Posted by: Jr. Associate at December 18, 2025 05:45 PM (qUkBO)

59 41 That coat isn't hiding that gut though
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2025 05:41 PM (Ia/+0)

Or he has padded it to change his appearance?

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 05:45 PM (RuTUS)

60 The hormones were angry that day. F to M doing heavy does of testosterone.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2025 05:45 PM (sDNVV)

61 Another out-of-control woman goes on the attack, this time in a Planet Fitness:

Like Taco Bell and McDonalds, Planet Fitness is acquiring a reputation as a reliable source of spontaneous MMA entertainment.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 18, 2025 05:45 PM (PVBkQ)

62 Shooter will be...

A) Jihadist
B) Trantifa
C) Antifa
D) Shireen Afkari

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 18, 2025 05:45 PM (HTCU3)

63 If Mustapha isn't involved then why was his entire social media and Brown University digital presence wiped right in the middle of this incident? Just a coincidence?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2025 05:45 PM (viF8m)

64 Speculate all you want about the sex, but it is certain that we never will know about its motivation.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2025 05:44 PM (pDt9x)
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Doesn't look like an Islamist, so they might not trot that dodge out.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 05:45 PM (krQz2)

65 The solution to this, of course, will be to disarm all citizens that have never even steeped foot on the Brown campus.

Posted by: Snowball Headed for Hell at December 18, 2025 05:46 PM (kyc0U)

66 Another out-of-control woman goes on the attack, this time in a Planet Fitness:

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Waving "her" johnson around in the locker room?

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 05:46 PM (krQz2)

67 48 >>How are members of the bar unable to do basic math?

They only understand Billing.
Posted by: garrett
___

Yah, there's like 40 hours in a day.
Posted by: Jr. Associate at December 18, 2025 05:45 PM (qUkBO)
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That math checks out.

Posted by: Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq. at December 18, 2025 05:46 PM (ESVrU)

68 Well, we never found out about the motivation for the Las Vegas mass murder, and Lord only knows what motivated Thomas Crooks in Butler.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 18, 2025 05:46 PM (lq1XJ)

69 That's a one dumpy broad!

Posted by: Mario at December 18, 2025 05:47 PM (qUkBO)

70 updated: Same make and model of car rented by Brown shooter spotted at MIT at time of shooting of professor

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 05:47 PM (1wjle)

71
Speculating will keep us busy until we find out what it is , lol.


Posted by: fourseasons at December 18, 2025 05:47 PM (3ek7K)

72 Shoulders too narrow for a male.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 18, 2025 05:47 PM (NS3dP)

73 There were pictures of this not named but scrubbed media guy with less clothes and no mask.
It looks like this guy

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2025 05:48 PM (Ia/+0)

74 I've moved on from Chuck M. to Winelight. Natural progression with GWash baby, oh yeah. I am so mellow now. I am subatomically mellow. Yeah, I've discovered a new type of quark baby; mellow.


Immediately after news of the discovery of mellow quarks scientists announce there must be some undiscovered flavor of quark to balance out the universe. They have tentatively called this quark the Woody Allen.

Posted by: banana Dream - Just the two of us, and, well, everybody else at December 18, 2025 05:48 PM (3uBP9)

75 63 If Mustapha isn't involved then why was his entire social media and Brown University digital presence wiped right in the middle of this incident? Just a coincidence?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2025 05:45 PM (viF8m)

I've been wondering if maybe many student profiles were wiped. We heard about that one because someone reported it.

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 05:48 PM (RuTUS)

76 Looks like a white soy latte.
Posted by: Max Power at December 18, 2025 05:36 PM (Hucnr)

And does not look much like Mustapha Kamel, even though the latter is clearly a POS Pali that should be deported forthwith.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2025 05:48 PM (npFr7)

77 Chick or not, low-T is definite.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 05:48 PM (krQz2)

78 How are members of the bar unable to do basic math?



have you ever seen a bar exam?

Posted by: n at December 18, 2025 05:48 PM (3ousR)

79 71
Speculating will keep us busy until we find out what it is , lol.


Posted by: fourseasons at December 18, 2025 05:47 PM (3ek7K)

A time honored practice around the HQ. It is bestest when the passionate argumements break out.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2025 05:48 PM (pDt9x)

80 Could be a trans woman from that photo.

I still like blaming Walz due to the rotundness, but I have an open mind.

A masculine woman who either had her boobies removed in revenge of being born wrong, or has them wrapped down. From the size of her girth she should have something. At the very least, moobs.

Fat ole thighs. Mean eyes. Possibly born female.

We can thank Carlson and Fuentes for fanning the flames against Jews. And Candace, the Wild-Eyed Fanatic Frenetic Filly Who Was Betrayed by Kirk.

I will now go decorate something and feel festive. And fill my juice glass once again. I have a LOT of fancy glasses yet a juice glass does the trick and can go in the dishwasher.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 18, 2025 05:48 PM (WONhk)

81 38 That picture reads a lot like a woman except for the lack of breasts. Could definitely be a liberal guy though.
Posted by: Thatch at December 18, 2025 05:40 PM (bbi0+)

I thought the same thing. It's like the upper arms don't match the spare tire.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 18, 2025 05:48 PM (pIfcn)

82 I thought it's a woman.

Something about the eyes.

My first thought, too. Gait analysis leans towards male.

Guess I'm with the 'Pat' commenter.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2025 05:48 PM (kACBq)

83 62 Shooter will be...

A) Jihadist
B) Trantifa
C) Antifa
D) Shireen Afkari
____

E) The Newport "I'm an AG!" girl

Posted by: Mario at December 18, 2025 05:49 PM (qUkBO)

84 Could be a 40+ year old female to male trans who has chopped the boobs off.

I’m not betting on it but it could explain why people are getting that vibe.

The connection between Ella Cook and Loreiro is difficult to pin down for me.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 18, 2025 05:49 PM (6ydKt)

85 Lord only knows what motivated Thomas Crooks in Butler.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Zombie Lee Harvey "I am only a patsy" Oswald.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 18, 2025 05:49 PM (HTCU3)

86 Well, we never found out about the motivation for the Las Vegas mass murder, and Lord only knows what motivated Thomas Crooks in Butler.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 18, 2025 05:46 PM (lq1XJ)
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Agreed.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 05:49 PM (krQz2)

87 The neck is big enough for a WWE wrestler.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2025 05:49 PM (pDt9x)

88 >>>6 Jordan Schachtel
@JordanSchachtel
1h
Police have a DNA match and there should be news re arrest very soon on this front.


i saw someone else claiming a source says the got the DNA off the bullets.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 05:49 PM (1wjle)

89 >>Same make and model of car rented by Brown shooter spotted at MIT at time of shooting of professor


Good thing Brown University disabled their cameras, or the shooter would never have had a chance to kill that MIT Professor.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2025 05:49 PM (1VprM)

90 Geeze, you guys nailed it. It's another tantifa manlet with boob reduction, SSRI and testosterone infusion.

Posted by: Max Power at December 18, 2025 05:50 PM (SwyyQ)

91 updated: Same make and model of car rented by Brown shooter spotted at MIT at time of shooting of professor

So he is a fan of the Rockford Files†



† Rockford claimed the gold Camaro was supposed to be a very common Gray Man car for that area that just happened to have some level of performance.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 18, 2025 05:50 PM (PVBkQ)

92 >>> If Mustapha isn't involved then why was his entire social media and Brown University digital presence wiped right in the middle of this incident? Just a coincidence?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2025 05:45 PM (viF8m)


Just speculation, there's big $$$ behind him and whatever $$$ wants $$$ gets.

Posted by: banana mellow Dream at December 18, 2025 05:50 PM (3uBP9)

93 We almost had a tragic shooting back in 2018 at the university where I work.

It was actually one of our campus cops who was able to intervene and capture the would-be shooter before he could go on a rampage. A student tipped him off, I think, and he followed up and discovered the would-be shooter had several firearms, hundreds of rounds, and was gearing himself up to enact his plan when he was caught.

I sat on the grand jury for that case. He was clearly a very troubled man, possibly schizophrenic.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 18, 2025 05:50 PM (ESVrU)

94 I still like blaming Walz due to the rotundness, but I have an open mind.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 18, 2025 05:48 PM (WONhk)
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Doesn't look retarded enough.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 05:50 PM (krQz2)

95 Man, Barney has really let himself go.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 18, 2025 05:50 PM (GGatE)

96 18 The chubby guy in the photo here is not the chubby Hamas-scarf-wearing Brown student?
Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 05:38 PM (RuTUS)

So they say. Looks like a dead ringer to me. But, hard to tell with the mask. So many of that generation look exactly the same.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 18, 2025 05:50 PM (zYpTz)

97 updated: Same make and model of car rented by Brown shooter spotted at MIT at time of shooting of professor
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 05:47 PM (1wjle)
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The professor was shot in Brookline, no? Maybe Fat Shooters car might have been spotted at MIT (in Cambridge) before the shooting in Brookline?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 18, 2025 05:50 PM (QpTiH)

98 Adam Mossoff
@AdamMossoff
The clearest picture of the Brown University assassin.

Alleged?

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 05:51 PM (RuTUS)

99 It can't be a woman! Women aren't violent! [Resumes pounding bartender in face.]

Posted by: My Shireena at December 18, 2025 05:51 PM (qUkBO)

100 > i saw someone else claiming a source says the got the DNA off the bullets.
Posted by: ace
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My takeaway.... polish your bullets before loading your mags and always wear gloves.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 18, 2025 05:51 PM (NwnyJ)

101 Teletubbie?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 18, 2025 05:52 PM (R4xlI)

102 78 How are members of the bar unable to do basic math?



have you ever seen a bar exam?
Posted by: n at December 18, 2025 05:48 PM (3ousR)

Oh, Shitskys! is that where we gotz the No mathz rule?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2025 05:52 PM (mP0Kj)

103 >>>The professor was shot in Brookline, no? Maybe Fat Shooters car might have been spotted at MIT (in Cambridge) before the shooting in Brookline?

i think I meant it was spotted in Brookline. I'm using the "Royal MIT" to mean the whole area.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 05:52 PM (1wjle)

104 > It's time to ban face masks in public, barring medical necessity.

I'm cool with this. At the very least "protesters" shouldn't be allowed to have masks on. Any Trantifa "protest" is chockablock full of masked agitators.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2025 05:52 PM (Yp6az)

105 63 If Mustapha isn't involved then why was his entire social media and Brown University digital presence wiped right in the middle of this incident? Just a coincidence?
Posted by: JackStraw

You are asking very dangerous questions.
-Rhode Island State AG

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 18, 2025 05:52 PM (Dv3i1)

106 No antenna, never mind.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 18, 2025 05:52 PM (R4xlI)

107 Good thing Brown University disabled their cameras, or the shooter would never have had a chance to kill that MIT Professor.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2025 05:49 PM (1VprM)
======================
Garrett is becoming a plaintiffs lawyer!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 18, 2025 05:52 PM (QpTiH)

108 It can't be a woman! Women aren't violent! [Resumes pounding bartender in face.]

Posted by: My Shireena at December 18, 2025 05:51 PM (qUkBO)
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If its a troon, T-injections would probably ramp that up a little bit.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 05:52 PM (krQz2)

109 > How are members of the bar unable to do basic math?

Is that you, AmishDude?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2025 05:52 PM (Yp6az)

110 Didn't they already make a suspect out of an innocent man? Tread lightly.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 18, 2025 05:52 PM (NS3dP)

111 The planet fitness attacker is fortunate that she attacked a steer instead of a bull. Had I been there she would have had a high velocity impact with the concrete floor.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 18, 2025 05:53 PM (Da7Vv)

112 >>> polish your bullets before loading your mags

But turn off your Zoom call camera first.

Posted by: Jeffrey "Bullet Polisher" Toobin at December 18, 2025 05:53 PM (1wjle)

113 What does gait Glenn Beck say?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 18, 2025 05:53 PM (WONhk)

114 100 > i saw someone else claiming a source says the got the DNA off the bullets.
Posted by: ace
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My takeaway.... polish your bullets before loading your mags and always wear gloves.

YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 18, 2025 05:51 PM (NwnyJ)

Hmmm... didn't pick up their brass? I could see DNA on the shell casings from when they loaded...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2025 05:53 PM (mP0Kj)

115 Bar exam? Is that where the hot chick on the next stool asks you what kind of car you drive or how much money you make?

I've failed a lot of those.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 18, 2025 05:53 PM (0yLoC)

116 i think I meant it was spotted in Brookline. I'm using the "Royal MIT" to mean the whole area.
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 05:52 PM (1wjle)
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So, let's see...One campus Republican leader and one Jewish professor....

Probably random.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 18, 2025 05:54 PM (QpTiH)

117 Adam Mossoff
@AdamMossoff
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He's a rolling stone.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 05:54 PM (krQz2)

118 Don't lawyers have legal assistants or something like that to do their billing for them?

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 05:54 PM (RuTUS)

119 The connection between Ella Cook and Loreiro is difficult to pin down for me.
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Ella was a Republican and Catholic; Loreiro allegedly was Jewish and vocally pro-Israel. Queers for Hamas/Trantifa would cover both.

Posted by: My Shireena at December 18, 2025 05:54 PM (qUkBO)

120 I'm cool with this. At the very least "protesters" shouldn't be allowed to have masks on.

I disagree. Its nice when the retards self-mark.

Posted by: Snowball Headed for Hell at December 18, 2025 05:54 PM (kyc0U)

121 > If Mustapha isn't involved then why was his entire social media and Brown University digital presence wiped right in the middle of this incident? Just a coincidence?

Was his online presence wiped before or after people started claiming he was the shooter? If it was after, I think it's perfectly reasonable for an innocent person to go into hiding when falsely accused by the public.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2025 05:54 PM (Yp6az)

122 Must be a federal employee. Who else isn't working during the middle of the day?

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 18, 2025 05:54 PM (IifOV)

123 DNA off the fired bullets. Classic NCIS Abby “ magic”.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2025 05:54 PM (pDt9x)

124 Both would be on a Muslim's hit list

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2025 05:55 PM (Ia/+0)

125 How are members of the bar unable to do basic math?
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The world may never know.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 05:55 PM (krQz2)

126 >>I've been wondering if maybe many student profiles were wiped. We heard about that one because someone reported it.

His X account was also closed.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2025 05:55 PM (viF8m)

127 117 Adam Mossoff
@AdamMossoff
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He's a rolling stone.
Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 05:54 PM (krQz2)

Wherever he lays his hat, is his home?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2025 05:55 PM (mP0Kj)

128 I've said this many times before but estrogen and testosterone in high levels makes people psychotic. Many steroids aromatize into estrogen like compounds. This is what contributes to roid rage.

Posted by: Max Power at December 18, 2025 05:55 PM (SwyyQ)

129 >>>Don't lawyers have legal assistants or something like that to do their billing for them?

Well lawyers have to keep track of their actual hours. No one else knows they spent .1 hour on the phone and .1 hour makin' copies.

Someone might compile this and put it into proper format but laywers track their own hours six minutes at a time.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 05:56 PM (1wjle)

130 Shooter was teleported from Providence to Boston, like the Florida man car thief?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 18, 2025 05:56 PM (QpTiH)

131 Hmm, that walking buoy does kinda look like a chick. If it's a dude his shoulders are gay.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2025 05:56 PM (snZF9)

132 120 I'm cool with this. At the very least "protesters" shouldn't be allowed to have masks on.

I disagree. Its nice when the retards self-mark.
Posted by: Snowball Headed for Hell at December 18, 2025 05:54 PM (kyc0U)

They will find other ways.

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 05:56 PM (RuTUS)

133 The shooter was wearing his Covid Coward Crime mask, after all.
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So it was a Democrat. I'm shocked.

(I still am surprised just how many remain masked.)

Posted by: Eeyore at December 18, 2025 05:56 PM (s0JqF)

134 131 Hmm, that walking buoy does kinda look like a chick. If it's a dude his shoulders are gay.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2025 05:56 PM (snZF9)

It’s the Stelter Syndrome.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2025 05:57 PM (pDt9x)

135 that a chick?
Posted by: Axeman

Not a chick but betting it might identify as a chick.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at December 18, 2025 05:57 PM (em/hR)

136 Was his online presence wiped before or after people started claiming he was the shooter? If it was after, I think it's perfectly reasonable for an innocent person to go into hiding when falsely accused by the public.
Posted by: bonhomme

I'm not aware of any reason anyone would have had to claim this until the highly unusual scrubbing occurred raising suspicion. But maybe I missed something in the coverage.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 18, 2025 05:57 PM (Dv3i1)

137 >>>Classic NCIS Abby “magic”.

The mass spectrometer should have won an Emmy.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 18, 2025 05:57 PM (CwhoI)

138 63 If Mustapha isn't involved then why was his entire social media and Brown University digital presence wiped right in the middle of this incident? Just a coincidence?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2025 05:45 PM (viF8m)

nahh, he's probably part of an entirely different plot. We have the next eleven months to enjoy probably dozens of ops.

Now, please pardon me, my new tinfoil chin strap just arrived and I want to get it on the hat as soon as possible.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 18, 2025 05:57 PM (pIfcn)

139 I'm cool with this. At the very least "protesters" shouldn't be allowed to have masks on. Any Trantifa "protest" is chockablock full of masked agitators.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2025 05:52 PM (Yp6az)

Just make it explicitly legal for any cop or civilian to shoot masked rioters. Define masked rioters as outlaws, not subject to the protection of any laws.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2025 05:57 PM (npFr7)

140 66 Another out-of-control woman goes on the attack, this time in a Planet Fitness:

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Waving "her" johnson around in the locker room?
Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 05:46 PM (krQz2)

Pretty sure she's an actual female. She got into an altercation in the locker room. I'm wondering if there was a man in there and that set her off. PF is very tolerant of trannies in the locker rooms.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 18, 2025 05:57 PM (zYpTz)

141 Wherever he lays his hat, is his home?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2025 05:55 PM (mP0Kj)

Correct.

Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo at December 18, 2025 05:57 PM (R4xlI)

142 >>>Shooter was teleported from Providence to Boston, like the Florida man car thief?

it's an hour drive, Schachtel is saying.

I didn't think of that. Providence and Boston are pretty close.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 05:57 PM (1wjle)

143 If the university was scrubbing his media he was a student, isn't like Brown University has a file on me to scrub

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2025 05:57 PM (Ia/+0)

144 Hmm, that walking buoy does kinda look like a chick. If it's a dude his shoulders are gay.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2025 05:56 PM (snZF9)

It’s the Stelter Syndrome.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2025 05:57 PM (pDt9x)

True, that does actually exist.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2025 05:58 PM (snZF9)

145 Hmmm... didn't pick up their brass? I could see DNA on the shell casings from when they loaded...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2025 05:53 PM (mP0Kj)

I always policed my brass ...

Posted by: John Clark at December 18, 2025 05:58 PM (3sXRv)

146 126 >>I've been wondering if maybe many student profiles were wiped. We heard about that one because someone reported it.

His X account was also closed.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2025 05:55 PM (viF8m)

hmm

I guess I'd be required to reply that maybe many student X accounts were wiped. We heard about that one because someone reported it.

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 05:58 PM (RuTUS)

147 Ella was a Republican and Catholic; Loreiro allegedly was Jewish and vocally pro-Israel.

Also, if highly trained Ninja Teletubbie assassinated the professor in his home, why the totally different, and riskier M.O. at Brown?

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2025 05:58 PM (kACBq)

148 My takeaway.... polish your bullets before loading your mags and always wear gloves.

YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 18, 2025 05:51 PM (NwnyJ)

Hmmm... didn't pick up their brass? I could see DNA on the shell casings from when they loaded...
Posted by: Ro



you have to have a plan

Posted by: n at December 18, 2025 05:58 PM (N0RKE)

149 He has a woman's face behind that mask.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2025 05:58 PM (n5tGW)

150 > My takeaway.... polish your bullets before loading your mags and always wear gloves.

Loads of people have been put away because they put a nice thumbprint on their brass as they were loading their magazine. If they can get DNA of the shooter from a fired bullet, that would be a big deal.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2025 05:58 PM (Yp6az)

151 when I first started driving to boston i knew I was getting close when I passed providence. Actually, the key landmark was Woonsocket, I think. Something like that.

Later I started taking a different route, taking 84 through Mass to the Saw Mill Parkway in NYC.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 05:59 PM (1wjle)

152 How are members of the bar unable to do basic math?

have you ever seen a bar exam?
Posted by: n at December
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It's been 40 years, but I recall the LSAT having math and bunch of really hard logical reasoning problems. It was a bitch.

I remember it because Chris Collinsworth was in the row behind me.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 18, 2025 05:59 PM (XvL8K)

153 Are we talking black light DNA?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 18, 2025 05:59 PM (NS3dP)

154 Note it's federal agents who cracked the case, not the bumbling Brown security officials or the multicultural disaster of the Providence PD.
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Should the college and PD be tried as accessories? Is there any evidence they aren't?

Posted by: Eeyore at December 18, 2025 05:59 PM (s0JqF)

155 Oh so you mean its NOT the weirdo tranny Hamasnik that the internet said definitely 100% did it?

The rampant conspiracy/wishcasting we're indulging in these days is absolutely sickening.

Just because there's an absence of evidence doesn't mean that you get to use your preconceived notions to assign guilt to people.

Posted by: Defenestratus at December 18, 2025 05:59 PM (8/jab)

156 even better get brass with somebody else's identifying info

Posted by: n at December 18, 2025 05:59 PM (N0RKE)

157
Probably next week we'll find out who the suspect is.

Keystone cops

Posted by: fourseasons at December 18, 2025 05:59 PM (3ek7K)

158 Maybe the brass had special 'messages' like that coward Luigi put on his.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 18, 2025 05:59 PM (CwhoI)

159 145 Hmmm... didn't pick up their brass? I could see DNA on the shell casings from when they loaded...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2025 05:53 PM (mP0Kj)

I always policed my brass ...
Posted by: John Clark at December 18, 2025 05:58 PM (3sXRv)

You beat it and tased it while screaming "STOP RESISTING" over and over?

Posted by: Weird thing to do to shell casings at December 18, 2025 05:59 PM (TbWk/)

160 Adam Mossoff

@AdamMossoff
law professor
@georgemasonlaw
patent law, innovation policy, tech geek, Star Wars fan, 80s generation, Ducatista. Personal account.
Washington, DC
Joined July 2014

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 05:59 PM (RuTUS)

161 So Halperin was wrong about the target being the female conservative student?

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 18, 2025 06:00 PM (WHfpM)

162 >>I didn't think of that. Providence and Boston are pretty close.

Oh, yeah. Commuter distance.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2025 06:00 PM (1VprM)

163 156 even better get brass with somebody else's identifying info
Posted by: n at December 18, 2025 05:59 PM (N0RKE)

Heh. Just go to any range, pick up random casings, scatter them at the scene.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2025 06:00 PM (pDt9x)

164 >>>161 So Halperin was wrong about the target being the female conservative student?

I don't know yet. We'll see.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 06:00 PM (1wjle)

165 129 >>>Don't lawyers have legal assistants or something like that to do their billing for them?

Well lawyers have to keep track of their actual hours. No one else knows they spent .1 hour on the phone and .1 hour makin' copies.

Someone might compile this and put it into proper format but laywers track their own hours six minutes at a time.
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 05:56 PM (1wjle)

huh
tx

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 06:01 PM (RuTUS)

166 Are we sure it's a dude?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 18, 2025 06:01 PM (Vvh2V)

167 Adam Mossoff
@AdamMossoff
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He's a rolling stone.
Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 05:54 PM (krQz2)

Wherever he lays his hat, is his home?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2025 05:55 PM (mP0Kj)
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He gathers no moss.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 06:01 PM (krQz2)

168 >>>I remember it because Chris Collinsworth was in the row behind me.

How could you concentrate with Chris saying, "Now here's a guy..." every 42.5 seconds?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 18, 2025 06:01 PM (CwhoI)

169 Usa a brace of revolvers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 18, 2025 06:01 PM (NS3dP)

170 143 If the university was scrubbing his media he was a student, isn't like Brown University has a file on me to scrub
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2025 05:57 PM (Ia/+0)

How would the University have the legal authority to do anything with social media accounts?

Heck, can even the Government legally do it without the consent of the person involved?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2025 06:01 PM (mP0Kj)

171 I love this place.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 18, 2025 06:01 PM (WONhk)

172 Shoulders too narrow for a male.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Shoulders could be Obama. Barack, not Michelle.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 18, 2025 06:01 PM (IFTxa)

173 it's an hour drive, Schachtel is saying.

On a Vespa? Just guessing from that messenger bag or whatever it is in the picture.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2025 06:02 PM (kACBq)

174 166 Are we sure it's a dude?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 18, 2025 06:01 PM (Vvh2V)

Opinions are, various. Looks like a fat guy, but that’s no fun.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2025 06:02 PM (pDt9x)

175 Heh. Just go to any range, pick up random casings, scatter them at the scene.
Posted by: tubal



It is suspicious if you get served a warrant and your edc has brass sans prints

Posted by: n at December 18, 2025 06:02 PM (N0RKE)

176 So Halperin was wrong about the target being the female conservative student?
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 18, 2025 06:00 PM (WHfpM)
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That theory is still alive as far as I can see.

Even liver if that picture shows the gun-being.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 06:02 PM (krQz2)

177 >>>166 Are we sure it's a dude?

i guess we're not really sure. It could be a transgender.

we used to think that mass shootings were a male-only crime but that Audrey Hale really shattered the glass ceiling on that.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 06:03 PM (1wjle)

178 Suspect could be in mid transition. Don't misgender.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 18, 2025 06:03 PM (s0JqF)

179
ChristyBlinky,

Me too!! Nowhere on the net like AOS!!

ACE ROCKS!!!!

Posted by: fourseasons at December 18, 2025 06:03 PM (3ek7K)

180 buckshot with a brass catcher

Posted by: n at December 18, 2025 06:03 PM (N0RKE)

181 159 145 Hmmm... didn't pick up their brass? I could see DNA on the shell casings from when they loaded...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2025 05:53 PM (mP0Kj)

I always policed my brass ...
Posted by: John Clark at December 18, 2025 05:58 PM (3sXRv)

You beat it and tased it while screaming "STOP RESISTING" over and over?
Posted by: Weird thing to do to shell casings at December 18, 2025 05:59 PM (TbWk/)

Asked it for ID then shot it's dog...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2025 06:03 PM (mP0Kj)

182 >>Later I started taking a different route, taking 84 through Mass to the Saw Mill Parkway in NYC.


I used to be a Driver for a guy in NYC who travelled to Boston 2x a week.

That was the route I would always take.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2025 06:03 PM (1VprM)

183 Probably a member of that violent tranny computer/math cult, the one who had members shot trying to cross the border from CanadA, and was living in a schoolbus in CA, and shot the old guy.

Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at December 18, 2025 06:03 PM (n2Nsq)

184 The planet fitness attacker is fortunate that she attacked a steer instead of a bull. Had I been there she would have had a high velocity impact with the concrete floor.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 18, 2025 05:53 PM (Da7Vv)

I never hit a woman in my life, and my mother would strike from the grave if I did. This chick however would have went through a plate glass window.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2025 06:03 PM (snZF9)

185 Because we do not know the correct definition of what a Male or Female is.....

We shall refer to the Brown suspect as it/they/them until further evidence can be produced by the UN Committee on Gender Identity.

Posted by: Justice Ketanji Brown at December 18, 2025 06:04 PM (J9q9v)

186 never take the same route every day

Posted by: n at December 18, 2025 06:04 PM (N0RKE)

187 >>>I used to be a Driver for a guy in NYC who travelled to Boston 2x a week.
That was the route I would always take.

much less traffic, a nice lonely road

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 06:04 PM (1wjle)

188 we used to think that mass shootings were a male-only crime but that Audrey Hale really shattered the glass ceiling on that.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 06:03 PM (1wjle)
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T-injections, Ace. The XXs take male hormone injections.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 06:04 PM (krQz2)

189 So Rosie came back from Ireland to become a hitter?

Looks more like Ellen DeGenerate after an encounter with an all you can eat buffet. The mean eyes give it away.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 18, 2025 06:04 PM (Da7Vv)

190 111 The planet fitness attacker is fortunate that she attacked a steer instead of a bull. Had I been there she would have had a high velocity impact with the concrete floor.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 18, 2025 05:53 PM (Da7Vv)

This. Second punch...game on. Nothing serious just a stiff right arm right into the boob. Good n hard.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 18, 2025 06:04 PM (i0Hi3)

191 177 >>>166 Are we sure it's a dude?

i guess we're not really sure. It could be a transgender.

we used to think that mass shootings were a male-only crime but that Audrey Hale really shattered the glass ceiling on that.
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 06:03 PM (1wjle)

Aidan Hale, yes? None of that “ dead naming”. Except that, she was pretty dead.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2025 06:04 PM (pDt9x)

192 180 buckshot with a brass catcher
Posted by: n at December 18, 2025 06:03 PM (N0RKE)

Yeah, my single action Colt .45? You load without touching the bullet, just the case... and no brass to clean up...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2025 06:04 PM (mP0Kj)

193 It is suspicious if you get served a warrant and your edc has brass sans prints
Posted by: n at December 18, 2025 06:02 PM (N0RKE)
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"I'm concerned about Lead exposure so I wear gloves when handling ammunition, your honor."

Posted by: ballistic at December 18, 2025 06:04 PM (5aZAZ)

194 I'm cool with this. At the very least "protesters" shouldn't be allowed to have masks on. Any Trantifa "protest" is chockablock full of masked agitators.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2025 05:52 PM (Yp6az)

Just make it explicitly legal for any cop or civilian to shoot masked rioters. Define masked rioters as outlaws, not subject to the protection of any laws.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Their desire to wreck havoc and remain anonymous can be solved with water cannons loaded with indelible blue dye.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at December 18, 2025 06:05 PM (em/hR)

195 We shall refer to the Brown suspect as it/they/them until further evidence can be produced by the UN Committee on Gender Identity.

Posted by: Justice Ketanji Brown at December 18, 2025 06:04 PM (J9q9v)
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I prefer "that thing".

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 06:05 PM (krQz2)

196 The Zizian cult.

Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at December 18, 2025 06:05 PM (n2Nsq)

197 Yeah, my single action Colt .45? You load without touching the bullet, just the case... and no brass to clean up...
Posted by: Romeo13



That is the best reason to own a revolver now

Posted by: n at December 18, 2025 06:05 PM (N0RKE)

198 170 143 If the university was scrubbing his media he was a student, isn't like Brown University has a file on me to scrub
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2025 05:57 PM (Ia/+0)

How would the University have the legal authority to do anything with social media accounts?

Heck, can even the Government legally do it without the consent of the person involved?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2025 06:01 PM (mP0Kj)

His campus student bio page was scrubbed.
He could probably have done that himself, or requested it.

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 06:05 PM (RuTUS)

199 I think its a male

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2025 06:05 PM (Ia/+0)

200 They have brass catchers?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 18, 2025 06:05 PM (NS3dP)

201 If you ever get audited for time keeping records you suddenly find out you actually should have kept time at <3 minute blocks in order to show you've rounded the correct direction. Or just convert to decimal for all records from the beginning and never show time. And when the auditor comes around for a friendly visit the first thing out of your mouth is "may I have charging guidance and work authorization documentation for this?"

Posted by: banana a little less mellow Dream at December 18, 2025 06:05 PM (3uBP9)

202 "I'm concerned about Lead exposure so I wear gloves when handling ammunition, your honor."
Posted by: ballis




smiley face

Posted by: n at December 18, 2025 06:06 PM (N0RKE)

203 171 I love this place.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 18, 2025 06:01 PM (WONhk)

It loves you back!

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 06:06 PM (RuTUS)

204 Use a revolver.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2025 06:06 PM (pkeXY)

205 Wherever he lays his hat, is his home?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2025 05:55 PM (mP0Kj)

I always felt bad about that kid, he must have co-signed the loan with his father.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 18, 2025 06:06 PM (rbvCR)

206 They have brass catchers?
Posted by: Bos




yes

Posted by: n at December 18, 2025 06:06 PM (N0RKE)

207 129 >>>Don't lawyers have legal assistants or something like that to do their billing for them?

Well lawyers have to keep track of their actual hours. No one else knows they spent .1 hour on the phone and .1 hour makin' copies.

Someone might compile this and put it into proper format but laywers track their own hours six minutes at a time.
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 05:56 PM (1wjle)
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Hey! S. D. Honeycum could put in 160 hours a week, and still manage time to bang Fani.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 18, 2025 06:06 PM (s0JqF)

208 never take the same route every day

Posted by: n at December 18, 2025 06:04 PM (N0RKE)
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And ...

SERPENTINE! SERPENTINE!

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 06:06 PM (krQz2)

209 >>I never hit a woman in my life, and my mother would strike from the grave if I did. This chick however would have went through a plate glass window.


I had an older sister.

From the time I was maybe 8 or so my father told me, 'no matter how much she abuses you, she is still a girl. And you can't hit girls. Except her. And you only get to do it once. So, make it count.'

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2025 06:07 PM (1VprM)

210 > we used to think that mass shootings were a male-only crime but that Audrey Hale really shattered the glass ceiling on that.

One other female mass shooter that comes to mind is Jennifer San Marco. She was a former postal worker who killed her neighbor then went to her old workplace and killed six more people.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2025 06:07 PM (Yp6az)

211 151 when I first started driving to boston i knew I was getting close when I passed providence. Actually, the key landmark was Woonsocket, I think. Something like that.
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Pawtucket, not Woonsocket.

Posted by: My Shireena at December 18, 2025 06:07 PM (qUkBO)

212 nd ...

SERPENTINE! SERPENTINE!
Posted by: Axe




smiley face

Posted by: n at December 18, 2025 06:07 PM (N0RKE)

213 They have brass catchers?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 18, 2025 06:05 PM (NS3dP)
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Pockets.

Posted by: The Pretenders at December 18, 2025 06:07 PM (krQz2)

214 177 >>>166 Are we sure it's a dude?

i guess we're not really sure. It could be a transgender.

we used to think that mass shootings were a male-only crime but that Audrey Hale really shattered the glass ceiling on that.
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 06:03 PM (1wjle)

Aubrey Hale

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 06:07 PM (RuTUS)

215 I'm not aware of any reason anyone would have had to claim this until the highly unusual scrubbing occurred raising suspicion. But maybe I missed something in the coverage.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 18, 2025 05:57 PM (Dv3i1)

There was a report that Brown U was hiding immigration status on a number of students. It might be that they dumped all the "accounts of concern" which of course is destruction of evidence.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 18, 2025 06:08 PM (rbvCR)

216 185 Because we do not know the correct definition of what a Male or Female is.....

We shall refer to the Brown suspect as it/they/them until further evidence can be produced by the UN Committee on Gender Identity.
Posted by: Justice Ketanji Brown at December 18, 2025 06:04 PM (J9q9v)
________
S/he/it.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 18, 2025 06:08 PM (s0JqF)

217 I always liked the Dilbert cartoon where Wally is saying "I can't help you, I'm doing my time reporting."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 18, 2025 06:08 PM (R4xlI)

218 While we wait, they found ANOTHER $9 billion in fraud in Minnesomilia.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2025 06:08 PM (n5tGW)

219 >>much less traffic, a nice lonely road


And Curbs!

Who doesn't like a Parkway with Curbs and Uncontrolled Crossings?

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2025 06:08 PM (1VprM)

220 214 177 >>>166 Are we sure it's a dude?

i guess we're not really sure. It could be a transgender.

we used to think that mass shootings were a male-only crime but that Audrey Hale really shattered the glass ceiling on that.
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 06:03 PM (1wjle)

Aubrey Hale
Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 06:07 PM (RuTUS)

Or maybe not! oops

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 06:08 PM (RuTUS)

221 By the way, it is pouring down rain outside, and one of the kittens is all-but cuddled to the wood stove. I will move her when I smell smoldering fur.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 18, 2025 06:09 PM (rbvCR)

222 While we wait for the ID of the rotund masked terrorist...but mentioning LSAT...nursing state boards.

We had to commute during the Civil War times to another city and stay in a motel for two nights. Four of us friends sort of studying but wondering why. Stressful. Hysterical laughter when not having stomach pain.

Two day exam. The proctors told hundreds of us in this old college classroom to not look up. Pencils ready. Go!

One obese proctor slipped on the old oak floor behind me. She could have been quite dead, but no student nurse raised their heads to see or much care. She landed with quite the loud thud and vibration.

Later, several of my classmates asked if I tripped her, which is how much they thought of me. I did not!

I did well on the boards, which were not really a test of my vast knowledge as I scored the highest in psych, which I hated and never understood.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 18, 2025 06:09 PM (WONhk)

223 >Pretty sure she's an actual female. She got into an altercation in the locker room.
-----

a male employee told her to 'lower her voice'

aka 'calm down'
then she went apeshit

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get open, I'm throwing deep at December 18, 2025 06:09 PM (ZxPkt)

224 It is suspicious if you get served a warrant and your edc has brass sans prints

Wiping prints is good OPSEC since the secondary predator is often the local DA looking to jail a white male to balance the quotas.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 18, 2025 06:10 PM (pawvM)

225 Calm your tits.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 18, 2025 06:10 PM (NS3dP)

226 Also, the Best Chinese Food in NY used to be right off the Sawmill Parkway on the North end of Mt Kisco.

Never passed that place without stopping by for a meal.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2025 06:10 PM (1VprM)

227 Audrey Hale aagghh

... described Hale as female though the killer “identified as a male and used he/him as preferred pronouns” on social media.

“As Hale was a biological female at the time of her death and throughout the incidents described in this summary and in the case file, Hale will be referred to as a female,” the report said.

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 06:10 PM (RuTUS)

228 Back when I was a young employee a company was having accounting issues. Basically screw ups in time keeping. Small things but they started internal audits to get everyone in shape. It didn't go great. Lots of failures But I read all the documentation and eventually they got to me. I aced it. That was not good at all. Why? Because from that moment on they always sent the auditors to me first, because I would keep the program's score up.

Posted by: banana a little less mellow Dream at December 18, 2025 06:10 PM (3uBP9)

229 Does look like a woman. Hell, I don't know. I have seen many oddly shaped men in recent years.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 18, 2025 06:11 PM (n9r+a)

230 >>>And Curbs!

i don't remember curbs, but it's been a long time. And I drove almost exclusively at night.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 06:11 PM (1wjle)

231 As far as striking a woman goes, I react automatically when anyone puts their hands on me in aggression. Always have, and I mean to hurt them when they do. Never had a woman do that, so I am untested in that situation.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2025 06:11 PM (pDt9x)

232 What's more important to me is "Who Shot John" ???

Posted by: Justice Ketanji Brown at December 18, 2025 06:12 PM (J9q9v)

233 I used to be a Driver for a guy in NYC who travelled to Boston 2x a week.

That was the route I would always take.
Posted by: garrett

Did you wear a jaunty chauffeur's cap?

Posted by: Home, James! at December 18, 2025 06:12 PM (oftw2)

234 Funny:

https://x.com/joshhall2024/status/2001689379077533827?s=46

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 18, 2025 06:12 PM (vGaW9)

235 I was on the Saw Mill last week on my way to NYC. I remember that road when I was a kid. It's gotten a lot more crowded and not as nice but still a cool drive.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2025 06:13 PM (viF8m)

236 >>>While we wait, they found ANOTHER $9 billion in fraud in Minnesomilia.

Per the Somalia's government own report, the country's GDP for 2024 was $11.9 billion.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 18, 2025 06:13 PM (CwhoI)

237 >>Did you wear a jaunty chauffeur's cap?
Posted by: Home, James! at December 18, 2025 06:12 PM (oftw2)
__
I'm picturing Lloyd Christmas in Crocs.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 18, 2025 06:13 PM (bNf8H)

238 >>Did you wear a jaunty chauffeur's cap?


He was blind. So, as far as he knew...yep.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2025 06:13 PM (1VprM)

239 If it's a foreign-sponsored operative (Iran) Trump will have to let less the dogs.

Posted by: SamIam at December 18, 2025 06:13 PM (cjT1m)

240 231 As far as striking a woman goes, I react automatically when anyone puts their hands on me in aggression. Always have, and I mean to hurt them when they do. Never had a woman do that, so I am untested in that situation.
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2025 06:11 PM (pDt9x)

I remember it being asked of us in concealed carry class “could you shoot a woman?” I decided no, UNLESS she voided that privilege by being a danger to herself or others (say, with a knife) or, better still, with a firearm.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 18, 2025 06:14 PM (rQwsY)

241 How would the University have the legal authority to do anything with social media accounts?

Heck, can even the Government legally do it without the consent of the person involved?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2025 06:01 PM (mP0Kj)
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Many universities have agreements with social media companies where the social media provides an "educational license" to the university. Students sign in with their university credentials.

The university can basically do whatever they want with THAT instance of social media, but not the students' personal social media accounts.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 18, 2025 06:14 PM (ESVrU)

242 One other female mass shooter that comes to mind is Jennifer San Marco. She was a former postal worker who killed her neighbor then went to her old workplace and killed six more people.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2025 06:07 PM (Yp6az)

Ann Spencer, San Diego, 1979. Sniped elementary school kid from her apartment window? She didn't like Mondays.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 18, 2025 06:14 PM (zYpTz)

243 The Three Stooges have been called in to help the Brown and Providence Police.....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at December 18, 2025 06:15 PM (J9q9v)

244 If it's the same rental car, wouldn't the car rental agency have a copy of this fat person's ID?

I would think even the Providence cops could figure this out if I did!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 18, 2025 06:15 PM (WONhk)

245 If this one fairly young guy did 2 hits like he was professional he watches two many movies to get him to do this.

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2025 06:15 PM (Ia/+0)

246 One other female mass shooter that comes to mind is Jennifer San Marco. She was a former postal worker who killed her neighbor then went to her old workplace and killed six more people.
Posted by: bonhomme

Muzzie husband and wife killed 14 in San Bernardino in 2015.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at December 18, 2025 06:15 PM (em/hR)

247 Or at least a car of the same make and model "

Buick/ Pontiac?

Posted by: man at December 18, 2025 06:15 PM (XuXeR)

248 128 I've said this many times before but estrogen and testosterone in high levels makes people psychotic. Many steroids aromatize into estrogen like compounds. This is what contributes to roid rage.

Posted by: Max Power at December 18, 2025 05:55 PM (SwyyQ)


It has to be a shock to any female transitioning to get regular shots of testosterone.

I read an article a few years ago where a girl had started the hormone and she remarked how it made her feel angry and full of rage to the point of insanity.

That's got to be a common thing.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 18, 2025 06:16 PM (6ydKt)

249 A woman should be no less accountable for her actions than anyone else.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2025 06:16 PM (sDNVV)

250 He's so pale it he didn't have a brow I'd say he's a chick.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 18, 2025 06:16 PM (CHW5l)

251 She was a former postal worker who killed her neighbor then went to her old workplace and killed six more people.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2025 06:07 PM (Yp6az)
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You had "postal" in your description.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 06:16 PM (krQz2)

252 never take the same route every day

Posted by: n at December 18, 2025 06:04 PM (N0RKE)
---
And ...

SERPENTINE! SERPENTINE!
Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 06:06 PM (krQz2)

***

*eyes the straight shot from driveway to mailbox*
*170 meters*
Damn! Serpentine it is.
Calls for smoke on the objective.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2025 06:17 PM (2WIwB)

253 239 If it's a foreign-sponsored operative (Iran) Trump will have to let less the dogs.
Posted by: SamIam at December 18, 2025 06:13 PM (cjT1m)

No, he will need to apologize to Iran.

Think of the money we will save if we just don’t have a military or a State Department. And this sick, evil country won’t be able to harm anybody, if this government has weapons, they need to be pointed at its own people.

Posted by: AoS Isolationists and Code Pinkers at December 18, 2025 06:17 PM (rQwsY)

254 Fat has estrogen so fat people must be more psychotic

Posted by: NCKate at December 18, 2025 06:17 PM (uQzkA)

255 They finally produced a picture. A clear picture.
How many days?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 18, 2025 06:17 PM (CHW5l)

256 Ok, I'm going all the way, that's right, I've started Spyro Gyra.

Posted by: banana apocalyptically mellow Dream at December 18, 2025 06:17 PM (3uBP9)

257 was some vid of a strong black woman, getting stopped for having plates that were registered to an owner with a suspended license.
She, was driving, with suspended license, no insurance, no registration, even too dark tint, and warrants.

Refused to get out of car, fought the cops, then when three cops were trying to cuff her, started calling them bitches for needing three cops to cuff her, not realizing that they were using three cops because she was not going to get injured because there was a surplus of strength and hands.

She was stupid so anyway

Posted by: n at December 18, 2025 06:18 PM (N0RKE)

258 I would think even the Providence cops could figure this out if I did!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 18, 2025 06:15 PM (WONhk)

Stupid citizens thinking they know more than we do. How about we throw your ass in jail until you learn to respect us?

Posted by: Police Officers at December 18, 2025 06:18 PM (rQwsY)

259 Calm your tits."

Go on sugartits...

Posted by: man at December 18, 2025 06:19 PM (XuXeR)

260 Curling of the Three Stooges provides key evidence to the Providence Police.

Curly is quoted to Sat: Nyuck..... Nyuck......... Nyuck...

Sointenly I can help ........

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at December 18, 2025 06:19 PM (+IJii)

261 256 Ok, I'm going all the way, that's right, I've started Spyro Gyra.
Posted by: banana apocalyptically mellow Dream at December 18, 2025 06:17 PM (3uBP9)

Featuring Jay Beckenstein.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 18, 2025 06:19 PM (rQwsY)

262 Jordan Schachtel retweeted
Marina Medvin 🇺🇸
@MarinaMedvin
1h
Police are executing a search warrant on the Brown University suspect. Let’s see what it produces

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 06:19 PM (RuTUS)

263 The woman in Nashville was a mass shooter. Thought she was a guy but ...

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2025 06:19 PM (LyrOO)

264 , I'm going all the way, that's right, I've started Spyro Gyra."

Kenny G?

Posted by: man at December 18, 2025 06:19 PM (XuXeR)

265 He does a good job on his eyebrows.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 18, 2025 06:20 PM (CHW5l)

266 244 If it's the same rental car, wouldn't the car rental agency have a copy of this fat person's ID?

I would think even the Providence cops could figure this out if I did!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 18, 2025 06:15 PM (WONhk)

They know who they're executing a search warrant on. Maybe the rental car info helped?

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 06:20 PM (RuTUS)

267 The woman in Nashville was a mass shooter. Thought she was a guy but ...
Posted by: Sme


accidentally mad the argument for why women should not be in combat

Posted by: n at December 18, 2025 06:20 PM (N0RKE)

268 246 One other female mass shooter that comes to mind is Jennifer San Marco. She was a former postal worker who killed her neighbor then went to her old workplace and killed six more people.
Posted by: bonhomme


What was the name of the girl in California who shot kids walking to school in front of her house?

Her explanation was that she "hated Mondays".

Brenda - something?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 18, 2025 06:20 PM (6ydKt)

269 256 Ok, I'm going all the way, that's right, I've started Spyro Gyra.
Posted by: banana apocalyptically mellow Dream at December 18, 2025 06:17 PM (3uBP9)

https://youtu.be/UfWfZwKEZIM

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 18, 2025 06:20 PM (R4xlI)

270 I'm so sick of the stupid masks.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 18, 2025 06:21 PM (2Ez/1)

271 This place reminds me of that TV show Cheers. Garret is played by Woody Harrelson.

Posted by: Max Power at December 18, 2025 06:21 PM (SwyyQ)

272
Per the Somalia's government own report, the country's GDP for 2024 was $11.9 billion.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 18, 2025 06:13 PM (CwhoI)

They have a government?

Here’s a thought: expel all MN state government to Somalia. They can set up shop there and show them how it’s done.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 18, 2025 06:21 PM (rQwsY)

273 a male employee told her to 'lower her voice'

aka 'calm down'
then she went apeshit
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get open, I'm throwing deep at December 18, 2025 06:09 PM (ZxPkt)

Ah. So it was his fault! LOL

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 18, 2025 06:21 PM (zYpTz)

274 I think the shooter dumped her car in NH and was met there and transported to a tranny nest in the Portland, ME area.

Posted by: My Shireena at December 18, 2025 06:21 PM (qUkBO)

275 Kimmel: Why didn’t the Biden/Harris admin release the Epstein files?

Kamala: "Perhaps to our damage we strongly and rightly believed that there should be an absolute separation between what we wanted as an administration and what the Department of Justice did."

-
Damn nice of her and Joe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 18, 2025 06:22 PM (L/fGl)

276 We have learned that the probable shooter has been identified as a trans-creature transitioning into a Female Hamster from a non-binary humanoid with funds provided by the Somali Community in Minnesota...........

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at December 18, 2025 06:22 PM (J9q9v)

277

The clearest picture of the Brown University assassin.

----

Reeks of estrogen.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 18, 2025 06:22 PM (azNOR)

278 >>This place reminds me of that TV show Cheers. Garret is played by Woody Harrelson.


IIRC - His GF was a Girl Next Door Smokeshow.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2025 06:22 PM (1VprM)

279 Omar with her millions could buy Somalia and be Queen.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2025 06:23 PM (sDNVV)

280 271 This place reminds me of that TV show Cheers. Garret is played by Woody Harrelson.
Posted by: Max Power at December 18, 2025 06:21 PM (SwyyQ)

Being a San Antonio native, I still remember Woody Harrelson’s old man did something fairly rare in U.S. history - he assassinated a federal judge. Charles Harrison whacked Judge John “Maximum John” Wood in 1979.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 18, 2025 06:23 PM (rQwsY)

281 Christy Brinkley is Kirstie Allen and Fen is Shelly Long.

Posted by: Max Power at December 18, 2025 06:23 PM (SwyyQ)

282 Universities bring a lot of people to a city and a lot of high-paying jobs (especially thanks to the government bankrolling the universities with the student load takeover). Hence, any prestigious university is a concern of local politics.

I think this is where universities get off treating the campus as a quasi-jurisdiction. And cops know that the politicians above them are going to cater to the universities. So, the cops that play along are going to get campus cases.

It makes a corrupt kind of sense.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 06:23 PM (krQz2)

283 I remember it being asked of us in concealed carry class “could you shoot a woman?” I decided no, UNLESS she voided that privilege by being a danger to herself or others (say, with a knife) or, better still, with a firearm.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 18, 2025 06:14 PM (rQwsY)


Is she carrying a couple ammo cans and does she have RPG rounds sticking out of her backpack?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2025 06:24 PM (2WIwB)

284 ChristyBlinkyTheGreat is Shelly Long.

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 06:24 PM (RuTUS)

285 Hasn't Charlie Kirks shooter, who I assume has been released on a no cash bail, gained a lot of weight in confinement? So it could be Xim/Xer what ever. Could be a furry dressed as a water buffalo.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 18, 2025 06:25 PM (Da7Vv)

286 282 Universities bring a lot of people to a city and a lot of high-paying jobs (especially thanks to the government bankrolling the universities with the student load takeover). Hence, any prestigious university is a concern of local politics.

I think this is where universities get off treating the campus as a quasi-jurisdiction. And cops know that the politicians above them are going to cater to the universities. So, the cops that play along are going to get campus cases.

It makes a corrupt kind of sense.
Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 06:23 PM (krQz2)

Many unis have their own police forces, even.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 18, 2025 06:25 PM (rQwsY)

287 Kamala: "Perhaps to our damage we strongly and rightly believed that there should be an absolute separation between what we wanted as an administration and what the Department of Justice did."

-
Damn nice of her and Joe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 18, 2025 06:22 PM (L/fGl)
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Except that's not what they did at all at Mar-a-Lago.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 06:25 PM (krQz2)

288 @278 Jackie Swanson, topless in Lethal Weapon . Hot , hot, hot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2025 06:25 PM (LyrOO)

289 customer service is going to become a big differentiator in the success of businesses in the near future

Posted by: n at December 18, 2025 06:25 PM (N0RKE)

290 265 He does a good job on his eyebrows.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 18, 2025 06:20 PM (CHW5l)

One of Luigi's notes, before capture in McDonalds, was to pluck or shave his eyebrows.

I think it is super weird that liberal wacko wimmen are swooning over how photogenic he is. I think he looks weird.

At least, so far, no one is swooning over the super ugly Idaho inmate nor the Buck Toothed Tranny who shot Kirk.

Our weirdest niece is now working in the state prison. She was recently widowed by an atheist antifa loving goon. We figure she will hook up next with a mass murderer.

As you can see I am very busy with my anthropology studies.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 18, 2025 06:26 PM (WONhk)

291
Holy shit.
Did you read the entire text on the plaque below biden's auto-pen portrait? Farking brutal and all true. Ace should post it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2025 06:26 PM (zqNUY)

292 No problem at all hitting a woman in this day and age. Absolutely none in the right circumstances.

For example - the female BLMers caught on video demanding people give the Black Power salute. Or the Covid Karens filmed trying to force people to wear a mask.

Posted by: Snowball Headed for Hell at December 18, 2025 06:26 PM (C5Tr0)

293 How many billion came through Minnesota from American tax payers?

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2025 06:26 PM (Ia/+0)

294 I don't guess they have his address.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Looks like a 'her' to me.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 18, 2025 06:26 PM (kfTpm)

295 Brenda Spencer.
16 years old.
Cleveland Elementary, San Diego, 1979.
Killed two, Principal and Custodian, and iunjured nine by shooting towards the school from an open window in the front of her home.

Quote to a reporter was:
"I don't like Mondays. This livens up the day."

The Boomtown Rats made a song about her.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 18, 2025 06:27 PM (6ydKt)

296 I think it is super weird that liberal wacko wimmen are swooning over how photogenic he is. I think he looks weird.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 18, 2025 06:26 PM (WONhk)
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You're forgetting the assassin factor for lefty females.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 06:27 PM (krQz2)

297 The woman in Nashville was a mass shooter. Thought she was a guy but ...
Posted by: Sme

You'd better not name her. That'd be dead naming the dead.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 18, 2025 06:27 PM (L/fGl)

298 I'll hit a little kid if I have to. FAFO.

Posted by: NCKate at December 18, 2025 06:27 PM (uQzkA)

299 Check the buffet at Golden Corral.

Posted by: wth at December 18, 2025 06:27 PM (v0R5T)

300 How many billion came through Minnesota from American tax payers?
Posted by: S


that is the flaw in the plan, the federal hook would be how somalis or why somalis start self deporting.

nobody wants to do federal time, get denaturalized while serving in the pen

Posted by: n at December 18, 2025 06:27 PM (N0RKE)

301 Eventually I'm going to hit Chick Corea at 0.99998 fraction of the speed of melllow and that will be it. I'm looking forward to it. No going back now. I know I'm ready.

*** ls work differently at the speed of mellllow

Posted by: banana relllativisticallly melllow Dream at December 18, 2025 06:28 PM (3uBP9)

302 Could you shoot a woman. Yes, without hesitation if the bitch is gunned up and pointing it at me.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2025 06:28 PM (sDNVV)

303 did something fairly rare in U.S. history - he assassinated a federal judge"

Jared L. Whatshisname style?

Posted by: man at December 18, 2025 06:28 PM (XuXeR)

304 Jackie Swanson was name of the actress who played Woody's girlfriend.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 18, 2025 06:28 PM (R4xlI)

305 Yeah, I see everyone has already noted the Karen body type.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 18, 2025 06:28 PM (kfTpm)

306 Omar with her millions could buy Somalia and be Queen.
Posted by: Ben Had

Somalia's main exports are goats and sheep, bananas, animal hides and scrap metal. Makings of an empire.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at December 18, 2025 06:28 PM (em/hR)

307 Is the shooter...a woman?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at December 18, 2025 06:28 PM (gDhA9)

308 >Somalia's main exports are goats and sheep, bananas, animal hides and scrap metal.


And Omars.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at December 18, 2025 06:30 PM (Q+gd/)

309 Per the Somalia's government own report, the country's GDP for 2024 was $11.9 billion.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 18, 2025 06:13 PM (CwhoI)
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What kind of industry--other than piracy--could Somalia have that produces that much money?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 18, 2025 06:30 PM (ESVrU)

310 nobody wants to do federal time, get denaturalized while serving in the pen Posted by: n at December 18, 2025 06:27 PM (N0RKE)

Legal immigrants convicted of fraud get denaturalized. And deported.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at December 18, 2025 06:30 PM (gDhA9)

311 Somalia's main exports are goats and sheep, bananas, animal hides and scrap metal. Makings of an empire.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at December 18, 2025 06:28 PM (em/hR)

I thought it had but charcoal and qat.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 18, 2025 06:30 PM (rQwsY)

312 What's qat?

Posted by: OK, I'll ask at December 18, 2025 06:31 PM (2Ez/1)

313 denaturalized"

Denatured?

Posted by: man at December 18, 2025 06:32 PM (XuXeR)

314 Shooter's vehicle in NH may have been abandoned there day or two ago...

Posted by: My Shireena at December 18, 2025 06:32 PM (qUkBO)

315
Jordan Schachtel
@JordanSchachtel
1h
I reported that Brown University was mass deleting any articles related to Mustapha and his associations with the school. Mustafa was a Hamas encampment leader at Brown who published articles calling for revolutionary action. All of that remains true.

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 06:32 PM (RuTUS)

316 The shooter sure has woman's hips.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 18, 2025 06:32 PM (jc0TO)

317 What's qat. Human catnip.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2025 06:32 PM (sDNVV)

318 I thought Somalia's main export was Somalians.

Posted by: fd at December 18, 2025 06:32 PM (vFG9F)

319 khat (also qat)
noun
1 the leaves of an Arabian shrub, which are chewed (or drunk as an infusion) as a stimulant.
2 the shrub that produces khat, growing in mountainous regions and often cultivated.

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 06:33 PM (RuTUS)

320 Rob Reiner does not have an alibi for the Brown University shooting time line - so we have at least one subject matching the build of the suspected shooter.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 18, 2025 06:33 PM (Da7Vv)

321 But are they wide birthing hips?

Posted by: Potential Suitors at December 18, 2025 06:33 PM (2Ez/1)

322 I could easily hit a man or woman or trans. No problem if they are messing with me. My husband is a bit alarmed and reminds me I am olde. I don't care.

I learned my combat skills with my brother, who was two years younger. I stopped fighting him when he hit puberty and was stronger than me. We fought over the remote control, otherwise were buddies. No hitting or fists, but other combat was fine.

I have fast reflexes due to combat with him. Did not hesitate to try to kill a frat boy who goosed me in college. I said within a second, "You bastard!" at the top of my lungs and chased him near a public park for 50'. At the time I did not cuss much, so it was an instant reflex.He ran faster than me or I would have pounded his head on the concrete.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 18, 2025 06:33 PM (WONhk)

323 312 What's qat?
Posted by: OK, I'll ask at December 18, 2025 06:31 PM (2Ez/1)

It’s some narcotic the locals love that is chewed frequently.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 18, 2025 06:34 PM (rQwsY)

324 If it's a woman, she has no tits.
If it's a man, he's never seen his penis.

Posted by: wth at December 18, 2025 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

325 @312 is a leaf chewed by Somalis that has a narcotic impact.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2025 06:34 PM (LyrOO)

326 >>>It's time to ban face masks in public, barring medical necessity.

Won't help. In urban (Blue) areas:
cops won't arrest,
but if they do, DAs won't prosecute
but if they do, judges will find a way to dismiss
but if a case gets by all that, no meaningful sentence will be imposed.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 18, 2025 06:34 PM (syz1S)

327 Somalia's GDP is mostly from piracy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2025 06:35 PM (LyrOO)

328 I wonder if the homeless dude recognized the person from giving him a few dollars on occasion.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2025 06:35 PM (n5tGW)

329 Somalia's main exports are goats and sheep, bananas, animal hides and scrap metal. Makings of an empire.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude
-----

They get the scrap metal from ships they hijack?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 18, 2025 06:35 PM (CHW5l)

330 319 khat (also qat)
noun
1 the leaves of an Arabian shrub, which are chewed (or drunk as an infusion) as a stimulant.
2 the shrub that produces khat, growing in mountainous regions and often cultivated.
Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 06:33 PM (RuTUS)
____________________________________

This drug is growing exponentially in the US among the illegal immigrant truck drivers. Especially the Ethiopians.

Posted by: Orson at December 18, 2025 06:35 PM (dIske)

331 If there's a rental car, there's a name. It's may be a fake one but it would have to tie to a credit card with the same name. At least we can assume Hertz or Avis or whatever didn't turn off their security cameras to make La Raza happy

Posted by: Ben at December 18, 2025 06:36 PM (WzTQR)

332 Sooth I read it somewhere, it was brutal and funny

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2025 06:36 PM (Ia/+0)

333 CIA ops all the way down.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 18, 2025 06:36 PM (abIsI)

334 328 I wonder if the homeless dude recognized the person from giving him a few dollars on occasion.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2025 06:35 PM (n5tGW)

$20?

Posted by: davidt at December 18, 2025 06:36 PM (Q+gd/)

335 Won't help. In urban (Blue) areas:
cops won't arrest,
but if they do, DAs won't prosecute
but if they do, judges will find a way to dismiss
but if a case gets by all that, no meaningful sentence will be imposed.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 18, 2025 06:34 PM (syz1S)
---
No doubt. You're not really allowed to strike random people on the sidewalk either. But plenty of blue cities don't really enforce that. Or if they do, it's just time out of the day of the assailant.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 06:37 PM (krQz2)

336 326 >>>It's time to ban face masks in public, barring medical necessity.

Won't help. In urban (Blue) areas:
cops won't arrest,
but if they do, DAs won't prosecute
but if they do, judges will find a way to dismiss
but if a case gets by all that, no meaningful sentence will be imposed.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 18, 2025 06:34 PM (syz1S

***

Hang on here. Is the miscreant a white conservative?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2025 06:37 PM (2WIwB)

337 IIRC, qat is also popular in Yemen.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 18, 2025 06:37 PM (R4xlI)

338
All they are saying, is give crime a chance.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 06:37 PM (krQz2)

339
Fox says law enforcement saying he in their statements.

Who knows

Posted by: fourseasons at December 18, 2025 06:38 PM (3ek7K)

340 312 What's qat?
Posted by: OK, I'll ask

###

Twenty bucks. Same as in town.

Posted by: As any school child can tell you at December 18, 2025 06:38 PM (2Ez/1)

341 Khat is supposed to be like low-grade meth.

They have to chew it all day to stay high.

It was a real problem for U.S. troops that were there because so many of the Somalis were high as hell all the time.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 18, 2025 06:38 PM (6ydKt)

342 Holy shit. Its the same guy.

And academia allowed it.

I read that Brown removed cameras so as not to help ICE deport any of their Pali protestors.


Posted by: Random PJ at December 18, 2025 06:38 PM (RRCAT)

343 Between Yemen , Eritrea and Somalia the area around the Bab al Mendeb strait might produce the dumbest societies in the world

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2025 06:39 PM (LyrOO)

344 I'm no criminal mastermind but it sure seems like a stupid move to rent a car to commit some murders.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 18, 2025 06:39 PM (6ydKt)

345 In urban (Blue) areas:
cops won't arrest,

-
Didja see this?

ONCE AGAIN our Soros DA in Fairfax @SteveDescano freed a killer YESTERDAY (dropped ALL Charges vs. Marvin Fernando Morales-Ortez including attempted murder with a gun) and he immediately went and finished the job.

-
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 18, 2025 06:39 PM (L/fGl)

346 I'm allergic to qats.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 06:39 PM (krQz2)

347 The Boomtown Rats made a song about her.

Posted by: SpeakingOf

Tell me why.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at December 18, 2025 06:39 PM (em/hR)

348 A cat lady was the shooter?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 18, 2025 06:40 PM (wRjAz)

349 If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 18, 2025 06:39 PM (L/fGl)
---
True unpunished crime has never been done right.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 06:40 PM (krQz2)

350 I read that Brown removed cameras so as not to help ICE deport any of their Pali protestors.

Meh. Its Brown students. Expendable.

Posted by: Snowball Headed for Hell at December 18, 2025 06:40 PM (C5Tr0)

351 Not sure that's the shooter, but I'm gonna jump behind this car just in case.

Posted by: Brown Police Chief at December 18, 2025 06:41 PM (2UnvF)

352 I read that Brown removed cameras so as not to help ICE deport any of their Pali protestors.

---
What can Brown do for radicals?

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2025 06:42 PM (krQz2)

353 Can we at least rule out fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker wearing a fat suit?

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 18, 2025 06:42 PM (Da7Vv)

354 If that is really the picture of the shooter, that isn't a guy. Maybe a pretend guy, but not a real guy.

Posted by: Indy Bill at December 18, 2025 06:43 PM (+wFQe)

355 nood


eyes

Posted by: banana relllativisticallly melllow Dream at December 18, 2025 06:44 PM (3uBP9)

356 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 18, 2025 06:45 PM (R4xlI)

357 Has any news source yet confirmed the rumor that the female victim was shot in the head ten times?

If true, then her murder was definitely targeted. I have never heard of a similar outcome from any other mass/public shooting.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 18, 2025 06:45 PM (HlyYF)

358 Holy shit. Its the same guy.
And academia allowed it.
I read that Brown removed cameras so as not to help ICE deport any of their Pali protestors.
Posted by: Random PJ at December 18, 2025 06:38 PM (RRCAT)

I said earlier that it was like the owners of the Dingo sanctuary that pretends to be a petting zoo finding out that they are missing a toddler during the "toddlers enter free" day.

And I am still proud of that tortured analogy.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 18, 2025 06:46 PM (rbvCR)

359 Dapper Detective
@Dapper_Det
Dec 17
DEI Providence Police Chief reveals that 5-days after the Brown University mass shooting with a killer on the loose and they have not interviewed the student eye-witnesses for a description of the shooter.

Just a spectacular display of incompetence.

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 06:46 PM (RuTUS)

360 Nooooooooodynoodynoodynoodnood

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 18, 2025 06:46 PM (zYpTz)

361 This could be a Palestininan Goat wearing a people suit who was seeking revenge for being cheated out of its $20.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 18, 2025 06:47 PM (Da7Vv)

362 WATCH: Democrat Candidate for Senate in Michigan Mallory McMorrow says that she would not be able to stop herself from hurling cans of beer at Amy Coney Barrett & Brett Kavanaugh if she saw them in public.

-
Peace, love, and understanding.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 18, 2025 06:49 PM (L/fGl)

363 Posted by: Kindltot

Well said.

Posted by: Random PJ at December 18, 2025 06:56 PM (RRCAT)

364 Killer looks "trans."

I would not be surprised, if so.

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2025 06:59 PM (oraVG)

365 I’m sure they won’t find him in a gym
Look elsewhere.

Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at December 18, 2025 07:12 PM (jZ3ZM)

366 Golden Corral helps him extend his getaway.

Posted by: torabora at December 19, 2025 12:47 AM (oJE/d)

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