Annoying Drunk Woman Harasses and Assaults Bar Staff Until She's Bodyslammed and then Ejected

Women didn't just violently assault men and expect to have some kind of Feminist Force Field that would protect them from retaliation.

San Francisco police revealed the identity of the woman whose booze-soaked rampage at an upscale eatery went viral this week -- and her tech employer confirmed she's been canned for the humiliating scene.

Her employer may be a tech company but she's no coder. She's just another idiot DEI hire.

Police identified Shireen Afkari -- listed as a marketing manager for the fitness app Strava and former employee of Credit Karma on a now-scrubbed LinkedIn profile -- as the woman who was caught on video taunting and pummeling staff at Hazie's before being body-slammed by a bartender and later tripping and face-planting on the sidewalk in the Hayes Valley neighborhood, according to KRON.

Officers arrived at 9:41 p.m. Saturday after Afkari, who was accompanied by a male companion, was dragged out of the restaurant after taking a swing at staff and violently knocking a phone out of another person's hands.
"He's f--ing harassing me," Afkari shouted at a bartender off camera before being hauled outside by Miguel Marchese, a staffer who later shared video of the incident on Instagram.
"Ooooh, he's a liar."
Afkari was arrested for public drunkenness and sent to county jail, according to cops.

She was fired. She was not charged with assault because the bar's staff, for some reason, declined to press charges.

I don't know what started her angry drunken rampage. If I were forced to guess, I would guess that she was cut off and decided this was "harassment."

Update: That guess was right. From Judge Elric the Blade:

Ace, that is exactly correct. From some more recent reporting:
Speaking to San Francisco's KRON4, Miguel Marchese, a bartender at Hazie's, who was at the centre of the ordeal, said the couple came in at around 9 pm and staff rapidly raised concerns about their level of intoxication.
"The night was quite chaotic, the couple came in, they were requesting dinner service," Marchese said.
"Initially, the server verbalized to me that she could tell that her table was not only intoxicated, but perhaps on some other substances and they were giving her quite a rough time and being quite verbally abrasive with her and then I do believe after that [the server] asked for the manager to intervene."
Marchese said the manager then removed cocktails from the couple's table and asked them to leave.
"He retracts her cocktails from the table, because I just made them, he brings them back and he simply tells me, 'they've had enough to drink, we shouldn't serve them anymore.' And then later, it just kind of spiraled into chaos," he said.

I think this says a lot more about him than it does her https://t.co/K67ll1mNOc
— Kevin Dalton (@TheKevinDalton) December 15, 2025

Oh to have the level of confidence an uber Karen has when she wields her phone aloft! pic.twitter.com/NZP7Eikm5z
— Name (@ErasedbyLimit) December 15, 2025

Her name seems to be Iranian/Persian, if you're wondering what great culture produced this Cultural Enricher.

Below, a still of her in the air as she's tripped.

That's probably why no charges were filed.

Posted by: Ace at 01:21 PM

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1 First

Posted by: CTHillary at December 18, 2025 01:21 PM (Vpqw1)

2 And the first time I was first using my phone!

Posted by: CTHillary at December 18, 2025 01:21 PM (Vpqw1)

3 st

Posted by: RUReadingthis at December 18, 2025 01:21 PM (aQ25I)

4

Entitled bint.

Posted by: four seasons at December 18, 2025 01:22 PM (3ek7K)

5 The consequences of wrongfully assumed entitlement.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not kill at December 18, 2025 01:25 PM (gxokI)

6 Brother ex got in the face of a comedian who told jokes she disagreed with over a decade ago.

Act like a man, and men will treat you with equality.

Posted by: Bete at December 18, 2025 01:25 PM (LX4y3)

7
I like to know what nationality she is with that name.

Is she a citizen or a hire from another country.

Posted by: four seasons at December 18, 2025 01:26 PM (3ek7K)

8 I think I used to date this girl.

Posted by: brak at December 18, 2025 01:26 PM (jGJov)

9 She’s kinda hot. A shame, really.

Rule #1 and all…

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 18, 2025 01:26 PM (rQwsY)

10 At a certain point, it's absolutely acceptable to punch someone square in the face. Loudmouth and her beta boyfriend crossed far over that line.

Posted by: PabloD at December 18, 2025 01:27 PM (Z9b79)

11 "Women didn't just violently assault men and expect to have some kind of Feminist Force Field that would protect them from retaliation."

Actually, they did. My dad was a criminal defense lawyer back in the day, and he and his lawyer friends had quite a few female clients who attacked men (and other women) like this. Being drunk will make you do crazy things. You might attack someone much bigger and stronger than you. You might have sex with a donut. Never can tell ...

Is female violence worse today? Probably. But it's not something new.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 18, 2025 01:28 PM (iFTx/)

12 Pyroclastic Flo.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 18, 2025 01:28 PM (bPc+B)

13 Was her name really Kamala?

Posted by: Eeyore at December 18, 2025 01:28 PM (s0JqF)

14 That's probably why no charges were filed.

===

I am not following, what is going there ??

Posted by: runner at December 18, 2025 01:29 PM (g47mK)

15 Not to worry, she will get another gig right after the New Year. She’s “networked” and “knows people” and probably has lots of strategic friends.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 18, 2025 01:29 PM (rQwsY)

16 Her boyfriend needed to stop being a spectator and remove her. How embarrassing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 18, 2025 01:29 PM (bLA4G)

17 I love that little foot trip by santa claus hat that sends her into a full face plant! I had to rewatch that part a couple of times.

I think we need to make beatings legal again, because some people really do deserve it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2025 01:29 PM (uWKK8)

18
Hold a camera phone right in my face and its one, two --

One: "I am asking you to stop holding that device in my face, please."

Two: The next step is to slap the device out of the holder's hand.

Bonus points if it breaks!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 18, 2025 01:29 PM (xG4kz)

19 Guy wmith her should have been laid out immediately with a simple right cross.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 18, 2025 01:29 PM (sl73Y)

20 I looked it up. "Shireen" is of Persian/Arabic origin, meaning sweet, delicate, or pleasant.

Um...

Posted by: Lirio100 at December 18, 2025 01:30 PM (ky7/T)

21 I've asked bouncers to remove more than girls than guys. That was 25 years ago back when I was 4 and tending bar in Chicago, though.

Posted by: MJ at December 18, 2025 01:30 PM (XOmY9)

22
LOL Lirio100

Posted by: four seasons at December 18, 2025 01:30 PM (3ek7K)

23 I looked it up. "Shireen" is of Persian/Arabic origin, meaning sweet, delicate, or pleasant.

Um...

Posted by: Lirio100 at December 18, 2025 01:30 PM (ky7/T)

See also: "Joy"

Posted by: ... at December 18, 2025 01:30 PM (qWZXm)

24 Shireen Baratheon >>>>>>> Shireen Afkari

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 18, 2025 01:30 PM (bPc+B)

25 I love it - she even bullied her pussy date into getting tough after she face-planted, shaming him into half-hearted violence. I hope after the video cut off he got his ass kicked.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 18, 2025 01:31 PM (bNf8H)

26
Oh, I thought it was Kamala.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2025 01:31 PM (tgvbd)

27 She's a Stronk Woman!

Posted by: Hollywood at December 18, 2025 01:31 PM (SATsO)

28 The boyfriend. What a sad pussy.

Posted by: MJ at December 18, 2025 01:31 PM (XOmY9)

29 My favorite part is when the guy in the Santa hat trips her and she faceplants on the sidewalk. I watched that about 4 times. Then "tough girl" wails like a toddler and even fights her twit boyfriend in his pink sweater. I think her name is Rachel.

If I were twit boyfriend I'd say adios, crazy frau, good luck! This was a warning, nitwit!

To be honest I figured she'd be weirder looking.As a normal person I can't imagine being this way and making such a fuss in public or private.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 18, 2025 01:31 PM (WONhk)

30 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

31 I love that foot trip guy - made the perfect move at the perfect time, then stood back and put his hands up like "hey I dindoo nuttin!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2025 01:32 PM (uWKK8)

32 >> 17 I love that little foot trip by santa claus hat that sends her into a full face plant! I had to rewatch that part a couple of times.

I thought it was the man bun bartender whose hair she was pulling that threw that little side trip as she was running by. It was slick.

Posted by: the dandy at December 18, 2025 01:32 PM (8l8nW)

33 >>>I am not following, what is going there ??

She was tripped as she was running down the street. I don't know if she was going after another victim or maybe trying to re-enter the bar, but someone stuck out his (?) leg and tripped the bitch. She face-planted and started boohoo whinin' and cryin'.

Unless the tripper was stopping her from committing an assault, he could be charged with assault himself.

I'm just saying, this might be why the bar's staff decided not to bother with charging her, worried that she would turn around and charge them.

But of course she will anyway.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 01:32 PM (1wjle)

34 If the the psychotherapy hadn't been overtaken by neo-marxists, deprogramming would become a growth industry. Too bad the Churches aren't stepping up as well.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 18, 2025 01:32 PM (mlg/3)

35 So we have pristinely detailed cell phone video of a drunken idiot in a bar taken from about a dozen cameras from multiple angles and locations. More coverage than a movie shoot.

But we have zero video footage of any kind of a mass shooting and murder in broad daylight on a busy college campus.

Okay.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 18, 2025 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

36 That guy did trip her.. I can see the law suit with the beyotch winning.... Can anyone really get that drunk and stay upright ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 18, 2025 01:33 PM (VE6XX)

37 Women didn't used to be like this.

Women didn't just violently assault men and expect to have some kind of Feminist Force Field that would protect them from retaliation.

PEOPLE didn't used to be this way. Now, a vast majority of HUMANS are assholes. Selfish, atheist assholes.

No one that has a healthy fear of God acts like that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

38 We spent decades removing personal agency and accountability from women even though some societal norms for public behavior remained, then decades more promoting antisocial behavior as "female empowerment." This is the predictable outcome.

Posted by: YOU CAN'T HIT ME I'M A GIRL!!! at December 18, 2025 01:33 PM (TbWk/)

39 (Licks fingers, brushes back eyebrows)

Posted by: Cray Cray at December 18, 2025 01:33 PM (dE1ZW)

40 Wow. The size difference is crazy, too. She looks fairly tiny and is hitting at multiple guys who look twice her size!

And I'd noticed that trip at the end of end of the video before you edited to add that still. That didn't look like an accident.

Posted by: Bitblt at December 18, 2025 01:33 PM (11pZm)

41 Feminized men and masculinized women.

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2025 01:33 PM (YwEeS)

42
Shireen Afkari -- listed as a marketing manager for the fitness app Strava

________

Marketing manager. (*snickers*). One of those girlbossy positions with no real value.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2025 01:33 PM (tgvbd)

43 I give you the opening scene of The Way of the Gun...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQLXYu6plhg

Posted by: davidt at December 18, 2025 01:34 PM (Q+gd/)

44 https://x.com/sven10077/status/2001722285510775188?s=20

Hats off madam, were I to engage in similar behavior it would of course be reflective of all racoons, and an indictment of the racoon tendency for systemic systemism and debauchery...you are simply an individual. Nice system you have built America.

Posted by: sven at December 18, 2025 01:34 PM (MUJd1)

45 ah, thanks ace.

Posted by: runner at December 18, 2025 01:34 PM (g47mK)

46 Oh to have the level of confidence an uber Karen has when she wields her phone aloft!

They all do it now. Every lefty/Antifa performance is just a taunting mob holding up phones in the hopes of getting something juicy. Because holding up a phone is, you know, RESISTING...and all brave and stuff.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2025 01:34 PM (Riz8t)

47 I have never seen anyone removed from a bar for being drunk and disorderly. Maybe I'm not there long enough. I am glad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2025 01:34 PM (Nx5jP)

48 California has a ton of Persians who fled the revolution in Iran. They tend to be smart normal people.

some of whom can't hold their liquor.

Posted by: coba at December 18, 2025 01:34 PM (IuIym)

49 >>Unless the tripper was stopping her from committing an assault, he could be charged with assault himself.

She went down like Sandy Fluke playing Soccer.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2025 01:34 PM (VH7gA)

50 That trip at the end might get that guy in trouble. While "necessary", it was a little gratuitous. But on a little.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at December 18, 2025 01:34 PM (P7Iz+)

51 16 Her boyfriend needed to stop being a spectator and remove her. How embarrassing.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 18, 2025 01:29 PM (bLA4G)

I think we all know who is the dominant one in that relationship. He isn't doing anything without her prior approval.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 18, 2025 01:34 PM (N39Ws)

52 Is female violence worse today? Probably. But it's not something new.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

Nowadays we have ubiquitous cameras everywhere. And DNA analysis regarding parenthood.

A lot of crap our previous generations swept under the carpet is coming out and it doesn't sustain the Victorian era myths of men and women. Men aren't always brave, women aren't always chaste. Neither are perfect and prone to idiocies when abusing drugs, alcohol, or from moral certitude (Lady in Target harassing a poor Target employee).

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 01:34 PM (WDjG6)

53 If you ever watch some episodes Busted:Jail you will notice a distinct pattern with drunk/intoxicated people.

They are violent.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 18, 2025 01:35 PM (6qf1m)

54 >>California has a ton of Persians who fled the revolution in Iran. They tend to be smart normal people.

They keep the Men's Fragrance industry running.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2025 01:35 PM (VH7gA)

55 50 That trip at the end might get that guy in trouble. While "necessary", it was a little gratuitous. But on a little.
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at December 18, 2025 01:34 PM (P7Iz+)

Maybe she said something like a threat ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 18, 2025 01:35 PM (VE6XX)

56 Last week in Miami:

A doctor is in deep water and out of a job after, authorities said, an afternoon out for drinks led her to attack her husband and a Florida Highway Patrol trooper.

According to FHP, 39-year-old Gisell Mansur was arrested after she became violent on the Palmetto Expressway, spitting on a trooper and attempting to block traffic at one point.

Officials said it began on Tuesday while Mansur was having drinks with friends at the 94th Aero Squadron Restaurant Lounge near Miami International Airport.

After having too many drinks, Mansur’s husband went to the restaurant to pick her and a friend up.

According to the report, Mansur began arguing with her friend while they were traveling along the Palmetto Expressway near the West Flagler Street exit, at around 4 p.m.

When her husband pulled the vehicle over to intervene, Mansur reportedly became physically violent, kicking her husband in the face and later climbing onto the hood of their SUV. At one point, troopers said, she was also “sitting in the middle of the main roadway while blocking rush hour traffic.”

Posted by: mr tmz at December 18, 2025 01:36 PM (rJ48h)

57 They all do it now. Every lefty/Antifa performance is just a taunting mob holding up phones in the hopes of getting something juicy. Because holding up a phone is, you know, RESISTING...and all brave and stuff.
Posted by: Archimedes

Eh, trolling for putting the video on Tik Tok for the likes and atta girl fighting against the patriarchy. And, of course, the thirsty male simps hoping for a shot.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 01:36 PM (WDjG6)

58 Suggesting that the presenter reassess putting that stupid f'ing banner, constantly, in the middle of the video.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 18, 2025 01:36 PM (CHW5l)

59 If the trip was lit, you must acquit.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 01:36 PM (1wjle)

60 Soiboi should've got control of his bish a LOT sooner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

61 Pink sweater simp is a part of the problem. Stop the enabling.

Posted by: No more white knighting at December 18, 2025 01:37 PM (TbWk/)

62 Her boyfriend needed to stop being a spectator and remove her. How embarrassing.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 18, 2025 01:29 PM (bLA4G)

I think we all know who is the dominant one in that relationship. He isn't doing anything without her prior approval.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 18, 2025 01:34 PM (N39Ws)
______

Love it how the "boyfriend" -- he looks gay as fuck -- doesn't do anything until the very end when he pushes the guy who was trying to break the fight up.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 18, 2025 01:37 PM (iFTx/)

63 Speaking of FOFO, there's an F-18 loitering VERY close to Caracas right now. Much closer than yesterday.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 18, 2025 01:37 PM (bNf8H)

64 And, of course, the thirsty male simps hoping for a shot.

It took me longer than it should have for me to understand what you were saying here.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2025 01:37 PM (Riz8t)

65 >>>Her boyfriend needed to stop being a spectator and remove her. How embarrassing.
Posted by: CaliGirl

could have been a first or second date, maybe.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 01:37 PM (1wjle)

66 And maybe you have to be somewhat younger ( under 40) to think of your phone as an extension of your hand, because I don't even like taking selfies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2025 01:38 PM (T/n61)

67 I don't know what started her angry drunken rampage. If I were forced to guess, I would guess that she was cut off and decided this was "harassment."

======

"I want to keep paying $20 for each shot of vodka!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 18, 2025 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

68 "let go" 25x
lmao

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 18, 2025 01:38 PM (NwnyJ)

69 53 If you ever watch some episodes Busted:Jail you will notice a distinct pattern with drunk/intoxicated people.

They are violent.
Posted by: Bad Andrew

Any person in a bar near closing time can tell you that but it varies some drunks are melancholy, others philosophical, and some are violent raging assholes. And some can consume amazing amounts of alcohol and other than slurring a word or a stumble or two, you would swear they were sober.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 01:38 PM (WDjG6)

70 BF p-whipped and doesn't want to make her mad.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 18, 2025 01:38 PM (6qf1m)

71 51 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 18, 2025 01:34 PM (N39Ws)

Notice how even when simply the cowed consort of the innately superior import in the end the honky is to blame.

Posted by: sven at December 18, 2025 01:38 PM (MUJd1)

72 Where does she reside on the hot/crazy graph?

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at December 18, 2025 01:38 PM (cnnVD)

73 Is female violence worse today? Probably. But it's not something new.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

Nowadays we have ubiquitous cameras everywhere. And DNA analysis regarding parenthood.

A lot of crap our previous generations swept under the carpet is coming out and it doesn't sustain the Victorian era myths of men and women. Men aren't always brave, women aren't always chaste. Neither are perfect and prone to idiocies when abusing drugs, alcohol, or from moral certitude (Lady in Target harassing a poor Target employee).
Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 01:34 PM (WDjG6)
_______

Correct

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 18, 2025 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

74 BF p-whipped and doesn't want to make her mad.

TBF, she isn't bad looking.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2025 01:39 PM (Riz8t)

75 In a fair and just society, they both would've had the living shit kicked out of them and left to lick their wounds on the sidewalk for their actions.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

76 65 Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 01:37 PM (1wjle)

All snarking aside, he looked lit up and in awe at her fury, Ace.

Posted by: sven at December 18, 2025 01:39 PM (MUJd1)

77 Annoying Drunk Woman Harasses and Assaults Bar Staff Until She's Bodyslammed and then Ejected

ace, you want her!

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 01:39 PM (RuTUS)

78
If you ever watch some episodes Busted:Jail you will notice a distinct pattern with drunk/intoxicated people.

They are violent.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 18, 2025 01:35 PM (6qf1m)

__________

Or the other way around. I was chatting at a show with a Harris County deputy who said he usually worked at the jail. I suggested that they'd have half the business if it wasn't for alcohol. One quarter, he replied.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2025 01:39 PM (tgvbd)

79 >>>.As a normal person..
---

Wait. Wut?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 18, 2025 01:39 PM (CHW5l)

80
She sure showed them.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 18, 2025 01:39 PM (VWtfl)

81 Where does she reside on the hot/crazy graph?

Posted by: Dirac_Delta

I take it from your name that you're familiar with boundary conditions...

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2025 01:39 PM (Riz8t)

82 67 I don't know what started her angry drunken rampage. If I were forced to guess, I would guess that she was cut off and decided this was "harassment."

======

"I want to keep paying $20 for each shot of vodka!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Dram shop laws require no longer serving obviously intoxicated clients. Serious problem with civil liability for the bar and/or server if a server proceeds to do so even possible criminal charges depending on the state and locality.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 01:40 PM (WDjG6)

83 When I was young, it was always bar fights ABOUT women.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 18, 2025 01:40 PM (IifOV)

84 Female violence is not worse today, what has changed is that males who in the past controlled and contained and cowed it are precluded from their gentling influence....

Posted by: sven at December 18, 2025 01:40 PM (MUJd1)

85 Men aren't always brave, women aren't always chaste. Neither are perfect and prone to idiocies when abusing drugs, alcohol, or from moral certitude

IIRC the Victorian stuff about those being the ideal was a correction from the widespread libertinism of the previous monarch's reign.

That's doesn't mean they shouldn't be an ideal. Even if you only hear about the people who can't meet them

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 18, 2025 01:40 PM (a+4eV)

86 Young men generally learn that if you are aggressive like that you'll be in a fight and it will hurt even if you win. Obviously there are exceptions but they guys generally don't make it to high end resteraunts...

Young women seem to watch TV shows and thing they can take down much larger men and then laugh about it.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 18, 2025 01:40 PM (sKqQm)

87 Or the other way around. I was chatting at a show with a Harris County deputy who said he usually worked at the jail. I suggested that they'd have half the business if it wasn't for alcohol. One quarter, he replied.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2025 01:39 PM (tgvbd)

Don't forget us

Posted by: Drugs at December 18, 2025 01:41 PM (VE6XX)

88 Where does she reside on the hot/crazy graph?
Posted by: Dirac_Delta

Rule #1.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2025 01:41 PM (jqrzj)

89 She might be fun in bed but you'd better tie her up first.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 18, 2025 01:41 PM (Wg6v7)

90
The only thing this video was missing is the "Do you know who I am? I make more than you in one day than you do in a year assholes!"

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 18, 2025 01:41 PM (IifOV)

91 74 BF p-whipped and doesn't want to make her mad.

TBF, she isn't bad looking.
Posted by: Archimedes
======
Prediction: It will become the BF's fault according to the woman for all of this.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 01:41 PM (WDjG6)

92 Obligatory: I can fix her . With a coal shovel, to the head

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2025 01:41 PM (LyrOO)

93 "I don't know what started her angry drunken rampage. If I were forced to guess, I would guess that she was cut off and decided this was 'harassment.'"

Ace, that is exactly correct. From some more recent reporting:

Speaking to San Francisco’s KRON4, Miguel Marchese, a bartender at Hazie’s, who was at the centre of the ordeal, said the couple came in at around 9 pm and staff rapidly raised concerns about their level of intoxication.

“The night was quite chaotic, the couple came in, they were requesting dinner service,” Marchese said.

“Initially, the server verbalized to me that she could tell that her table was not only intoxicated, but perhaps on some other substances and they were giving her quite a rough time and being quite verbally abrasive with her and then I do believe after that [the server] asked for the manager to intervene.”

Marchese said the manager then removed cocktails from the couple’s table and asked them to leave.

“He retracts her cocktails from the table, because I just made them, he brings them back and he simply tells me, ‘they’ve had enough to drink, we shouldn’t serve them anymore.’ And then later, it just kind of spiraled into chaos,” he said.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 18, 2025 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

94 Jobs that tubal is constitutionally unable to safely work at - 1. Bartender. I would have decked her.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2025 01:42 PM (pDt9x)

95 9 She’s kinda hot. A shame, really.

Rule #1 and all…
Posted by Cow Demon

There is iron in the words of Cow Demon for all to see.

Posted by: Withered husky of a man Johnny Depp at December 18, 2025 01:43 PM (JCZqz)

96 If that was Cincinnati, she'd still be in a coma.

Posted by: Yup, chock full o nuts at December 18, 2025 01:43 PM (r6zgU)

97
IIRC the Victorian stuff about those being the ideal was a correction from the widespread libertinism of the previous monarch's reign.

__________

Read some biographies of Victorian nobility and you see quickly that they went at it like bunnies with partners not their spouse.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2025 01:43 PM (tgvbd)

98 >>53 If you ever watch some episodes Busted:Jail you will notice a distinct pattern with drunk/intoxicated people.

They are violent.

Bad Andrew, what happens with drunk/intoxicated people is that the chemicals exaggerate their current emotional states: the maudlin drunk, the horny drunk, the violent drunk, the happy drunk.

Posted by: Nazdar at December 18, 2025 01:43 PM (NcvvS)

99
She's pretty, but gives off the bunny boiler/Fatal Attraction vibe.

"I won't be ignored, Dan."

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 18, 2025 01:43 PM (IifOV)

100 I don't blame the dude for tripping her. She was dragging him by his hair for several seconds and only let go when forced to. She then ran after the guy whose hair she'd held for a while at which point he tripped her.

She's lucky that's all he did.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2025 01:43 PM (Yp6az)

101 IIRC the Victorian stuff about those being the ideal was a correction from the widespread libertinism of the previous monarch's reign.

That's doesn't mean they shouldn't be an ideal. Even if you only hear about the people who can't meet them
Posted by: FeatherBlade
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I prefer the Bible than the myths of Victorian England for guidance. Victorian England was more concerned about appearances than reality.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 01:43 PM (WDjG6)

102 8 I think I used to date this girl.
Posted by: brak at December 18, 2025 01:26 PM (jGJov)

I think a lot of dudes used to date this girl.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at December 18, 2025 01:43 PM (GSe6k)

103 Perhaps she was "cut off" too late?

Posted by: no one at December 18, 2025 01:43 PM (W7XSX)

104 This is a good candidate for the "MOVE BITCH" compilation from Steve Inman. That bitch hits the ground hard.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 18, 2025 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

105 A wildcat!

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 01:44 PM (RuTUS)

106 Did Jimmy Kimmel confirm she was MAGA yet?

Posted by: Orson at December 18, 2025 01:44 PM (dIske)

107
Don't forget us
Posted by: Drugs at December 18, 2025 01:41 PM (VE6XX)

_______

Quite so. Should have included you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2025 01:44 PM (tgvbd)

108 Notice how even when simply the cowed consort of the innately superior import in the end the honky is to blame.
___

Ah, THAT's who bish dis is!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 18, 2025 01:44 PM (Dv3i1)

109 I prefer the Bible than the myths of Victorian England for guidance. Victorian England was more concerned about appearances than reality. [.i]

Nonsense. Those uncovered piano legs were just asking for it.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2025 01:44 PM (Riz8t)

110 They all do it now. Every lefty/Antifa performance is just a taunting mob holding up phones in the hopes of getting something juicy. Because holding up a phone is, you know, RESISTING...and all brave and stuff.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2025 01:34 PM (Riz8t)

And then they say they are calling their attorney. When most don't have an attorney anymore than I do (well, we have one for our trust, but I don't think he'd want me calling from a riot).

Youtube and social media are to blame. Wanna fight me over that statement? Ha!

"That's real retarded, sir!" Famous quote by Rachel Jeantel who could not read cursive.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 18, 2025 01:44 PM (WONhk)

111
I prefer the Bible than the myths of Victorian England for guidance. Victorian England was more concerned about appearances than reality.
Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 01:43 PM (WDjG6)

_________

"Don't scare the horses."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2025 01:45 PM (tgvbd)

112 72 Where does she reside on the hot/crazy graph?
Posted by: Dirac_Delta
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Enter at your own risk.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 01:45 PM (WDjG6)

113 And whig said it much better than me.

Posted by: Nazdar at December 18, 2025 01:45 PM (NcvvS)

114 I give you the opening scene of The Way of the Gun...

Posted by: davidt at December 18, 2025 01:34 PM (Q+gd/)

Sarah Silverman getting punched in the face = a gift from the heavens.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

115 90 The only thing this video was missing is the "Do you know who I am? ..."
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 18, 2025 01:41 PM (IifOV)

I'm pretty sure she said that early on in the video, right before flipping birds.

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 01:45 PM (RuTUS)

116 I like that the guy in the festive Santa hat was able to keep it on top of his head throughout the entirety of the brouhaha.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 18, 2025 01:45 PM (Dv3i1)

117 Prediction: It will become the BF's fault according to the woman for all of this.
Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 01:41 PM (WDjG6)
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It won't be her fault, that's for sure.

Posted by: mrp at December 18, 2025 01:46 PM (rj6Yv)

118 Who bitch dis is?

Posted by: davidt at December 18, 2025 01:46 PM (Q+gd/)

119 This happened here this weekend and she is already out of a job.

Does this happen all the time? Yes.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 18, 2025 01:46 PM (DcfSy)

120 Nonsense. Those uncovered piano legs were just asking for it.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Limbs my dear man, limbs. Only the vulgar use the term legs.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 01:46 PM (WDjG6)

121 Sorry, guys, but she's not hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

122 Pretty sure this one will shit your bed.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 18, 2025 01:46 PM (Wg6v7)

123 Given that her name sounds Persian, I think we can blame the lack of water in Tehran.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2025 01:46 PM (LyrOO)

124 thanks, Judge Elric.

Seems like Princess isn't used to people saying "No" to her.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 01:46 PM (1wjle)

125 106 Did Jimmy Kimmel confirm she was MAGA yet?
Posted by: Orson

James O'Keefe deceptively edited out the part where they yelled "this is MAGA country," doused her in bleach, and threatened her with a noose.

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at December 18, 2025 01:46 PM (JCZqz)

126 "Bad Andrew, what happens with drunk/intoxicated people is that the chemicals exaggerate their current emotional states: the maudlin drunk, the horny drunk, the violent drunk, the happy drunk."

I agree... I was just sort of putting this in the context of who is being incarcerated and why. Lot of drunk + violent getting booked into the pokey.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 18, 2025 01:47 PM (6qf1m)

127 I think a lot of dudes used to date this girl.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts
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Are you saying she has a local franchise for In and Out chain?

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 01:47 PM (WDjG6)

128 Women didn't just violently assault men and expect to have some kind of Feminist Force Field that would protect them from retaliation.

In part, because they used to see what men did to other men who went off the rails in public. The decline in warranted public ass whippings is a big part of this. Society has become too genteel, effete to function well. Law enforcement can address occasional infractions (usually after the fact
only) but not a general breakdown in public behavior. Public order has always depended on a combination of voluntary compliance and extrajudicial remedies for antisocial actors who won't voluntarily comply.

TL;DR version: Beat downs are the remedy, but an overly "civilized" society demands the state have a monopoly on such violence, which ends up meaning that bad actors effectively run things, because law enforcement is seldom on the scene.

Reader's Digest version: Bitch and her bitch man did not get nearly the ass kicking they deserved, and that's a shame.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 18, 2025 01:47 PM (12gd1)

129 She's not all that. Her face skin is kinda bumpy.

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 01:47 PM (RuTUS)

130 That twinkish guy with her, the second he's not useful she will knife him. Why do guys do this? Cannot be remotely worth it. And your girl is being an uber violent bitch to me, but because I have some residual chivalry instinct that hasn't been killed off yet I will absolutely hold off and let her be wild while blocking retreating, but . then . you . rollup . with . hands.

LOL! It is on buddy. I want this. You have no fucking idea how much I want this now.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 18, 2025 01:47 PM (3uBP9)

131 > She’s kinda hot. A shame, really.

She looks pretty good in the left picture linked. Damn average in the right picture.

http://tiny.cc/zplw001

I'd put her in solid 6.5 territory. Not nearly hot enough to put up with.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2025 01:47 PM (Yp6az)

132 121 Sorry, guys, but she's not hot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

She is of aType, and really they all look about the same. I swear there’s a Cloning Factory out there.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2025 01:47 PM (pDt9x)

133 >>>121 Sorry, guys, but she's not hot.

thank you. I have no idea what these guys are talking about. As I've said a thousand times: The extremely low bar for "hot" shown by men on this site makes me think that 90% of male posters here are prisoners.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 01:47 PM (1wjle)

134 116 I like that the guy in the festive Santa hat was able to keep it on top of his head throughout the entirety of the brouhaha.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 18, 2025 01:45 PM (Dv3i1)

That's so great!

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 01:47 PM (RuTUS)

135 Can't wait for the Steve Inman version. "Equal rights and equal lefts!"

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2025 01:48 PM (QZThv)

136 That trip and faceplant were great. This crazy, yet tiny, broad sure seems strong. Maybe she's more than booze-soaked. PCP?

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 18, 2025 01:48 PM (qBdHI)

137 Also Hazie's used to be a good pizza place before the neighborhood was gentrified so I am additionally outraged.

For some values of "good"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 18, 2025 01:48 PM (DcfSy)

138 123 Given that her name sounds Persian, I think we can blame the lack of water in Tehran.
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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You have to complete the syllogism==her actions--water shortage in Teheran---Israel's weather control is at fault.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 01:48 PM (WDjG6)

139 >>>But we have zero video footage of any kind of a mass shooting and murder in broad daylight on a busy college campus.

Okay.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
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The school president knows who did it.
The school cops know who did it.
And some students know who did it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 18, 2025 01:48 PM (CHW5l)

140 In my day, the staff would have taken the drunk out the back with the other Dumpsters.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 18, 2025 01:48 PM (wBaIH)

141 Me 'ol man used to have to do duty as Shore Patrol in Pre-war Honolulu. He taught me the best way to subdue a violent woman is to grab a handful of hair and then roll your knuckles up into the crown of her head, where the seam is...called the vertex. Stops the struggle every time.
And no, this is not how I had to get dates.
Luckily, I never had to do this.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2025 01:49 PM (2WIwB)

142 Once, on another planet, decades ago, my then bf now husband and I were having dinner at a friend's house. The girl was a nurse from the Philippines. She and her bf got into a slapping match in another room with cussing and yelling.

My bf and I sat there for about 5min and left without saying anything. It was pretty strange all around.

We did not get dinner, either.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 18, 2025 01:49 PM (WONhk)

143 133 >>>121 Sorry, guys, but she's not hot.

thank you. I have no idea what these guys are talking about. As I've said a thousand times: The extremely low bar for "hot" shown by men on this site makes me think that 90% of male posters here are prisoners.
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 01:47 PM (1wjle)

hahahaha

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 01:49 PM (RuTUS)

144 133 >>>121 Sorry, guys, but she's not hot.

thank you. I have no idea what these guys are talking about. As I've said a thousand times: The extremely low bar for "hot" shown by men on this site makes me think that 90% of male posters here are prisoners.
Posted by: ace
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Hot=I gotta chance here

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 01:49 PM (WDjG6)

145 Shireen Afkari

Rock the Casbah. Rock the Casbah.

Posted by: The Clash. at December 18, 2025 01:49 PM (M/kBn)

146 I think a lot of dudes used to date this girl.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts
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Are you saying she has a local franchise for In and Out chain?

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 01:47 PM (WDjG6)

She has a higher body count than fentanyl?

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2025 01:49 PM (QZThv)

147 I feel bad for the restaurant staff, looked like they in the beginning they tried to reason with her, and keep the situation under control.

Posted by: runner at December 18, 2025 01:49 PM (g47mK)

148 @138 thx Candace

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2025 01:49 PM (LyrOO)

149 And no, this is not how I had to get dates.
Luckily, I never had to do this.
Posted by: Diogenes

Embrace your inner Neanderthal.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 01:49 PM (WDjG6)

150 133 >>>121 Sorry, guys, but she's not hot.

thank you. I have no idea what these guys are talking about. As I've said a thousand times: The extremely low bar for "hot" shown by men on this site makes me think that 90% of male posters here are prisoners.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 01:47 PM (1wjle)

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And then there's me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 18, 2025 01:49 PM (GBKbO)

151 So we have pristinely detailed cell phone video of a drunken idiot in a bar taken from about a dozen cameras from multiple angles and locations. More coverage than a movie shoot.

But we have zero video footage of any kind of a mass shooting and murder in broad daylight on a busy college campus.

Okay.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 18, 2025 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

There's a big difference between a mean girl wannabe having a fit and someone peppering the area with live ammo.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 18, 2025 01:49 PM (g8Ew8)

152 135 Can't wait for the Steve Inman version. "Equal rights and equal lefts!"
Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2025 01:48 PM (QZThv)

Oh, absolutely.

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 01:49 PM (RuTUS)

153 The extremely low bar for "hot" shown by men on this site makes me think that 90% of male posters here are prisoners.

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😂😂😂

Posted by: runner at December 18, 2025 01:50 PM (g47mK)

154 A lot of crap our previous generations swept under the carpet is coming out and it doesn't sustain the Victorian era myths of men and women. Men aren't always brave, women aren't always chaste. Neither are perfect and prone to idiocies when abusing drugs, alcohol, or from moral certitude (Lady in Target harassing a poor Target employee).
Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 01:34 PM (WDjG6)“

Yep. Implicit in the phrase “you should act better than that” is the idea that to be a decent person, you should train yourself to act better than the way people act if they just follow their basic impulses.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2025 01:50 PM (idwIE)

155 I don't know why but that pic of her in mid air was powerful.

Not sex or the beauty of her cat prowl paws extended.

Quantum mechanics. What state is she in?

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 18, 2025 01:50 PM (kFeXA)

156 Did the 'male companion' request asylum in the bar?

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2025 01:51 PM (04KGT)

157 I can speak to this..
12 years working as a bouncer in Chicago, I've seen some things.

As a rule we'd generally only place hands on a woman as a last resort. I almost typed that I only did once, but it was twice in 12 years.
Once of those times was my last time, I stopped a woman from stabbing another woman with the stem of a glass she just broke over the bar.
That was my last shift, I decided I was too old for that mess after that. I had to grab her wrist and knock the glass out of her hand.

Almost every time friends of the girls would get her out of there before we needed to perform a separation from the facility maneuver.

I did carry a girl out over my shoulder kicking and screaming until I placed her gently upon the curb or the street... once.

Posted by: Inogame at December 18, 2025 01:51 PM (53oGX)

158 >>I agree... I was just sort of putting this in the context of who is being incarcerated and why. Lot of drunk + violent getting booked into the pokey.

Agree completely. Had to 'help' a (very) few people exit situations that would have got them into difficulty. Thankfully, the violent drunk weren't among them.

Posted by: Nazdar at December 18, 2025 01:51 PM (NcvvS)

159 123 Given that her name sounds Persian, I think we can blame the lack of water in Tehran.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

You've fallen victim to a foreign psyop! Let me tell you who's REALLY to blame, and how they manipulate media and the government to get away with it!

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at December 18, 2025 01:51 PM (JCZqz)

160 It's kinda hard to tell what's going on without a complete 360-degree AI reconstruction, but that takedown the blonde chick appeared to execute looked pretty slick.

Posted by: far cry at December 18, 2025 01:52 PM (oPbDs)

161 The reason she was running down the sidewalk is that man bun bartender had taken her phone away from her while she had his hair in her fist a gave it a toss.

Posted by: one hour sober at December 18, 2025 01:52 PM (Y1sOo)

162 thank you. I have no idea what these guys are talking about. As I've said a thousand times: The extremely low bar for "hot" shown by men on this site makes me think that 90% of male posters here are prisoners.
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 01:47 PM (1wjle)

It does make you wonder......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

163 The school president knows who did it.
The school cops know who did it.
And some students know who did it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 18, 2025 01:48 PM (CHW5l)

Yep! And soon they will have to answer for this, as it's caught President's Trump attention as to why there were no security cameras. The school said because it was "in the old part of the building." Which, I guess, is not important enough.

Then a photo of the supposed door that just drops the killer into a residential neighborhood and thus the RING footage. Which is total bs. They can't answer about the newer part of the building where we assume he entered, eh, Barney Fife?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 18, 2025 01:52 PM (WONhk)

164 There's a lot of room between hot and Rosa DeLauro. This girl is just an average girl. I'm with Ace. Lotsa prisoners here.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 18, 2025 01:52 PM (qBdHI)

165 Hot? Who cares. She's "pretty enough" to be a 1. Just not "pretty enough" to compensate for being a drunken lunatic.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 18, 2025 01:52 PM (12gd1)

166 I have never seen anyone removed from a bar for being drunk and disorderly. Maybe I'm not there long enough. I am glad.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2025 01:34 PM (Nx5jP)

I was in a bar once, and there was a bit of a ruckus, and the woman bartender rushed to the scene with a pistol at low ready. Evidently some bad actor actor who been previously barred. No shots fired, and everything settled down in less than a minute.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2025 01:52 PM (npFr7)

167 25 I love it - she even bullied her pussy date into getting tough after she face-planted, shaming him into half-hearted violence. I hope after the video cut off he got his ass kicked.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 18, 2025 01:31 PM (bNf8H)

He looks like somebody who, this is the first time he got a swing in.

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 01:53 PM (RuTUS)

168
She is of aType, and really they all look about the same. I swear there’s a Cloning Factory out there.
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2025 01:47 PM (pDt9x)

aType that's not hot......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

169 133 >>>121 Sorry, guys, but she's not hot.

thank you. I have no idea what these guys are talking about. As I've said a thousand times: The extremely low bar for "hot" shown by men on this site makes me think that 90% of male posters here are prisoners.
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 01:47 PM (1wjle)

"Prisoners" in the incarcerated sense, or in the married sense?

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at December 18, 2025 01:53 PM (GSe6k)

170 The extremely low bar for "hot" shown by men on this site makes me think that 90% of male posters here are prisoners.

A piece passed up is a piece never made up.

Poon is like a batting average. You whiff one, and you can never get back to batting 1.000

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2025 01:53 PM (jqrzj)

171 Remember imported Muslims are exemplars of sobriety and civic virtue who commit crime at lower rates (because we will not charge them if at all possible) and are the backbone of American greatness....no drug addicts, no homicides....just innate goodness.

//Your Kid's Preferred DAs

Posted by: sven at December 18, 2025 01:53 PM (MUJd1)

172 > Quantum mechanics. What state is she in?

Excited and tangled.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2025 01:53 PM (Yp6az)

173 Sorry, guys, but she's not hot.

thank you. I have no idea what these guys are talking about. As I've said a thousand times: The extremely low bar for "hot" shown by men on this site makes me think that 90% of male posters here are prisoners.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 01:47 PM (1wjle)

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And then there's me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 18, 2025 01:49 PM (GBKbO)
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She's okay. I think some of us here are grading on a curve because usually the "Insane Ranting Karen" is whoever that Trigglypuff megafauna is. So clicking on a vid and seeing a reasonably attractive women who isn't 250 pounds doing the insane ranting Karen routine raises the apparent level of attractiveness.

Like if you were on a blind date and suspected you were set up with a fugly. But then the date walks in and she's much better looking than you expected. Not a babe, but okay.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 18, 2025 01:53 PM (iFTx/)

174 equal rights; equal fights
equal rights; equal lefts, jabs and haymakers.

LOL

But for real, the law has gone way, way, way too far on protecting women when they are the aggressor.
And always assuming the man is always the aggressor and hit first merely b/c he is a man.
99% of the time, a domestic violence call will have the man arrested.
Even though study after study shows that women instigate 50% of all physical domestic violence situation.
There's the Violence Against Women Act, where they get free legal aid.
There is no Violence Against Men Act.

There's all these "code phrases" women have built to deceive the law into protecting them when they hit first:
I was being harassed
I felt unsafe
I was just defending myself

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 18, 2025 01:53 PM (HXT0k)

175 She wasn't "tripped". The employee simply blocked her attempt to re-enter the premises. He's a hero!

Posted by: mrp at December 18, 2025 01:53 PM (rj6Yv)

176 Was the trip at the end gratuitous? Maybe, probably worth it though.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 18, 2025 01:54 PM (Dv3i1)

177 "Prisoners" in the incarcerated sense, or in the married sense?
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts

Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2025 01:54 PM (jqrzj)

178 The extremely low bar for "hot" shown by men on this site makes me think that 90% of male posters here are prisoners.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 01:47 PM (1wjle)

I didn't watch the whole thing, but what I saw looks like a very passable rack!

And I am allowed out for two hours every day. I am NOT a prisoner!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2025 01:54 PM (n9ltV)

179 TBH if the bar asks you to leave you should.

Nothing good is going to come out of arguing with them about it. Call them names on the way out the door if you want and give them bad reviews...but this woman is lucky she didn't get arrested

Posted by: 18-1 at December 18, 2025 01:54 PM (sKqQm)

180 Yep. Implicit in the phrase “you should act better than that” is the idea that to be a decent person, you should train yourself to act better than the way people act if they just follow their basic impulses.
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What about hawt Monkey Love?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 18, 2025 01:54 PM (Wg6v7)

181 Marketing Manager is top 10 in most bullshit jobs.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 18, 2025 01:54 PM (udlma)

182 173 Like if you were on a blind date and suspected you were set up with a fugly. But then the date walks in and she's much better looking than you expected. Not a babe, but okay.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 18, 2025 01:53 PM (iFTx/)

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The office 9.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 18, 2025 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

183 While she was yanking on the dude's manbun, there was a perfect opportunity for a kidney shot that would've ended the entire situation.

The world was a better place when you knew acting like that would earn you an asswhippin' you'd not soon forget.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

184 thanks, Judge Elric.

Seems like Princess isn't used to people saying "No" to her.
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 01:46 PM (1wjle)
_____

The Blade aims to please!

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 18, 2025 01:54 PM (iFTx/)

185
"Prisoners" in the incarcerated sense, or in the married sense?
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts

________

Women: Bridal

Men: Bridle

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2025 01:54 PM (tgvbd)

186 Ariana Grande spoiled brat syndrome.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 18, 2025 01:55 PM (jFD2a)

187 The extremely low bar for "hot" shown by men on this site makes me think that 90% of male posters here are prisoners.

I don't know if you've been outside lately, but the world is now lousy with girls who would be good looking if they didn't have sleeve tattoos and septum piercings.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2025 01:55 PM (QZThv)

188 When I first saw this I thought it could be that assistant DA in Rhode Island that got arrested a few months ago. But it's not the same woman. That woman yelled at the police "Do you know WHO I AM! " Last I heard she was suspended from her job. It was a fun story to read.

Posted by: Case at December 18, 2025 01:55 PM (G1OIb)

189 133 >>>121 Sorry, guys, but she's not hot.

thank you. I have no idea what these guys are talking about. As I've said a thousand times: The extremely low bar for "hot" shown by men on this site makes me think that 90% of male posters here are prisoners.
Posted by: ace
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This should be posted at the ONT best posts of the week.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 18, 2025 01:55 PM (CHW5l)

190 Sorry, guys, but she's not hot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

Hmmm. I don't know. Maybe a closing-time-beer-goggles 7. If she was halfway nice I wouldn't turn her down.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 18, 2025 01:55 PM (g8Ew8)

191 170 Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2025 01:53 PM (jqrzj)

There is a baseline beauty therein that has been buried beneath weight and western leftist debauchery and ugliness.

This example while not "hot" as you state has potential, one of the tragedies of western leftist cuckishness in the wake of the rise of radical Islam is we lost the outposts of some really great party spots on the edge of empire.

Look up pics of Tehran nightlife in '77.....some of the hottest women on Earth inarguably.

Posted by: sven at December 18, 2025 01:55 PM (MUJd1)

192 Quantum mechanics. What state is she in?

Excited and tangled.

Spin up, or more accurately, spun up.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2025 01:55 PM (Riz8t)

193 Wow. Bish was outta control & her "date" such a wimp.

Yeah, some drunks get wild when 'cut off' at the bar. It can be scary...

Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2025 01:56 PM (rdVOm)

194 There's all these "code phrases" women have built to deceive the law into protecting them when they hit first:
I was being harassed
I felt unsafe
I was just defending myself

Same as how every non-white criminal pulled over by police yells that they can't breathe now.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2025 01:56 PM (QZThv)

195 eh, Barney Fife?
____

The Spanish speaking (in, of all places, Rhode Island!) police chief is Bernardo Fife.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 18, 2025 01:57 PM (Dv3i1)

196 thank you. I have no idea what these guys are talking about. As I've said a thousand times: The extremely low bar for "hot" shown by men on this site makes me think that 90% of male posters here are prisoners.
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 01:47 PM (1wjle)

It does make you wonder......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

I'm thinking life is pretty good here in Cell Block Diogenes.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2025 01:57 PM (2WIwB)

197 177 "Prisoners" in the incarcerated sense, or in the married sense?
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts

Yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2025 01:54 PM (jqrzj)

One of those two situations does not allow for time off for good behavior. You tell me which one is incarceration.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 18, 2025 01:57 PM (N39Ws)

198 I sometimes miss those days of being a "store security agent" as we were called at Sears(RIP). I also helped out a friend who owned a bar being a card checker/bouncer. The adrenaline rush of "altercations" was both scary and sometimes fun. Street fights are very unpreditable from personal experience. Too old for that crap now.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at December 18, 2025 01:57 PM (QkSg2)

199 For those who care about such things, there are pics of her -- before the rant -- on line. She looks better in the crazy video than she does in most of the pics. Possibly she recently lost weight?

As I said above, she's OK. Not ugly, not hot, just OK. TBWNB.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 18, 2025 01:57 PM (iFTx/)

200
I love it - she even bullied her pussy date into getting tough after she face-planted, shaming him into half-hearted violence. I hope after the video cut off he got his ass kicked.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 18, 2025 01:31 PM (bNf8H)

She was definitely playing the "Let's you and him fight" game. But her beta simp date wasn't down for that. He either needed to push her back and take over the confrontation or tell everyone "Bitch, if you wanna start in on the bar staff, do it alone" and walk away.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 18, 2025 01:57 PM (y9nCu)

201 The extremely low bar for "hot" shown by men on this site makes me think that 90% of male posters here are prisoners.
Posted by: ace
===
Prisoners
Married

Tomayto Tamato

Posted by: Yup, chock full o nuts at December 18, 2025 01:58 PM (r6zgU)

202 thank you. I have no idea what these guys are talking about. As I've said a thousand times: The extremely low bar for "hot" shown by men on this site makes me think that 90% of male posters here are prisoners.
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 01:47 PM (1wjle)
---
He's on to us...

Posted by: Inmate 24601 at December 18, 2025 01:58 PM (ESVrU)

203 >> Marketing Manager is top 10 in most bullshit jobs.

A "senior growth marketing manager" no less. The pathetic beta soyboi there has been identified and is a "staff scientist at Advanced Land & Water, Inc." He has scrubbed all his social media shit as well. As he should, before disappearing on a long sabbatical to reflect on his life choices.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 18, 2025 01:58 PM (w6EFb)

204 Look up pics of Tehran nightlife in '77.....some of the hottest women on Earth inarguably.
Posted by: sven at December 18, 2025 01:55 PM (MUJd1)
====

Perfumed and freshly-shaved.

Posted by: mrp at December 18, 2025 01:58 PM (rj6Yv)

205 Were I to open a bar, there would be a sign on the door that said "By entering this establishment, you acknowledge the fact that drunk and disorderly conduct will render you a beating you won't soon forget."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

206 I watch this type of youtubes and almost all of the people who behave like this are women, as a matter of fact, white women who seem to be middle class. After watching a few of these, you wonder how in hell their family members put up with them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2025 01:58 PM (0Htd1)

207 The extremely low bar for "hot" shown by men on this site makes me think that 90% of male posters here are prisoners.

Prisoners of what the news brings us, yes. Trigglypuff and Fani can only take you so far!

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2025 01:58 PM (04KGT)

208 I refer to comedian Bill Burr:

"There are a million reasons to hit a girl.....You just don't."

Posted by: Biff Baxter at December 18, 2025 01:58 PM (ne/OJ)

209 202 He's on to us...

Posted by: Inmate 24601 at December 18, 2025 01:58 PM (ESVrU)

=======

"But who is #1?!"
-Number 6

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 18, 2025 01:59 PM (GBKbO)

210 >>> Where does she reside on the hot/crazy graph?
Posted by: Dirac_Delta
=======
Enter at your own risk.
Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 01:45 PM (WDjG6)

lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate

Posted by: banana Dream at December 18, 2025 01:59 PM (3uBP9)

211 178 The extremely low bar for "hot" shown by men on this site makes me think that 90% of male posters here are prisoners.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 01:47 PM (1wjle)

This is why the voice of Hatemonger must go through men's minds constantly...

"Boobies...are evil! We mustn't look at boobies!"

Posted by: Thrawn at December 18, 2025 01:59 PM (9Ovst)

212 198 Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at December 18, 2025 01:57 PM (QkSg2)

I did LO/Personal Protection work in the 90s in Ohio....my crowning moment of awesome was knocking out a pimp with a frozen turkey breast and then being attacked by the whore he was beating dragging his ass to holding....

Posted by: sven at December 18, 2025 01:59 PM (MUJd1)

213 197 177 "Prisoners" in the incarcerated sense, or in the married sense?
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts

Yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2025 01:54 PM (jqrzj)

One of those two situations does not allow for time off for good behavior. You tell me which one is incarceration.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 18, 2025 01:57 PM (N39Ws)

It does. Men dying earlier than women on average.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 18, 2025 01:59 PM (12gd1)

214 At the end she lashes out at her cuck boyfriend. What a surprise.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 18, 2025 01:59 PM (WHfpM)

215

I'm thinking life is pretty good here in Cell Block Diogenes.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2025 01:57 PM (2WIwB)

I'm not complaining here, either.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

216 You should know you fucked up when the crowd cheers the bouncer.

Posted by: DaveA at December 18, 2025 01:59 PM (FhXTo)

217 A lot of crap our previous generations swept under the carpet is coming out and it doesn't sustain the Victorian era myths of men and women. Men aren't always brave, women aren't always chaste. Neither are perfect and prone to idiocies when abusing drugs, alcohol, or from moral certitude (Lady in Target harassing a poor Target employee).
Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 01:34 PM (WDjG6)

They weren't really swept under the carpet. Phrases like 'beaten like a red headed stepchild' were well known, jokes about henpecked husbands and nagging wives, and Roman historians had a trope about wildly unchaste empresses to pair off with the perfect woman model.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 18, 2025 01:59 PM (8avO+)

218 54 >>California has a ton of Persians who fled the revolution in Iran. They tend to be smart normal people.

They keep the Men's Fragrance industry running.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2025 01:35 PM (VH7gA)

We love them as well.
- BMW dealers

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 18, 2025 01:59 PM (udlma)

219

Ace @ 133,

You are so hilarious!!

Posted by: four seasons at December 18, 2025 01:59 PM (3ek7K)

220 lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate
Posted by: banana Dream
======
A touch of class, I had to look it up I admit.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 02:00 PM (WDjG6)

221 After she was airborne she really didn't nail the landing. Maybe 3.2 from the judges

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2025 02:00 PM (LyrOO)

222 164 There's a lot of room between hot and Rosa DeLauro. This girl is just an average girl. I'm with Ace. Lotsa prisoners here.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 18, 2025 01:52 PM (qBdHI)

Yep. "Hot" is not what I'd call her before her hissy fit. "Average" is noted from this former supermodel.

I was truly expecting someone with piercings and green hair, so I will give it to her that she looks fairly normal before she goes insane. But the bar (literally) is set almost on the ground in 2025.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 18, 2025 02:00 PM (WONhk)

223

The guy who tripped her was a Jew...

Posted by: Cucker Tarlson at December 18, 2025 02:00 PM (mZ4l/)

224 Bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 18, 2025 02:00 PM (otn5O)

225 TBH if the bar asks you to leave you should.

Nothing good is going to come out of arguing with them about it. Call them names on the way out the door if you want and give them bad reviews...but this woman is lucky she didn't get arrested
Posted by: 18-1 at December 18, 2025 01:54 PM (sKqQm)
_____

For a high-end bar, I'm surprised they didn't have a yuge bouncer out front manning a velvet rope. It's pretty standard practice. People tend to be more polite when they know there's a 6-6, 350 lbs ex-football lineman in the house.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 18, 2025 02:00 PM (iFTx/)

226 Annoying Drunk Woman Harasses and Assaults Bar Staff Until She's Bodyslammed and then Ejected

When I saw that headline, I thought, "Wow, Nancy Pelosi's gone off her nut."

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2025 02:00 PM (0Htd1)

227 A piece passed up is a piece never made up.

Poon is like a batting average. You whiff one, and you can never get back to batting 1.000
Posted by: rickb223

Interesting phrasing. I'd say whiffing poon is more akin to Russian roulette.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 18, 2025 02:00 PM (JCZqz)

228 Love the Iranian men

Posted by: Chest Hair Roomba at December 18, 2025 02:01 PM (XOmY9)

229 Male or female, an ugly drunk is an ugly drunk.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2025 02:01 PM (2WIwB)

230 179 ... this woman is lucky she didn't get arrested
Posted by: 18-1 at December 18, 2025 01:54 PM (sKqQm)

in the post:
Afkari was arrested for public drunkenness and sent to county jail, according to cops.

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 02:01 PM (RuTUS)

231 I did LO/Personal Protection work in the 90s in Ohio....my crowning moment of awesome was knocking out a pimp with a frozen turkey breast and then being attacked by the whore he was beating dragging his ass to holding....

You TOO? Man, what are the odds.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2025 02:01 PM (Riz8t)

232 Look up pics of Tehran nightlife in '77.....some of the hottest women on Earth inarguably.

100%. When I last went furniture shopping the saleslady was Persian and pants-meltingly hot. (Wedding ring though). This SF chick is just OK by comparison.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2025 02:01 PM (QZThv)

233 I’m imagining the Steve Inman commentary - “ oh and here comes Santa with a big HO HO HO, say Hello to the sidewalk for me!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2025 02:01 PM (idwIE)

234 When I wake up in the morning after a night of fun, I always ask myself 3 questions:

Did anyone get hurt?
Did anyone get arrested?
Did we all have a good time?

Based on the rights answers, I can hold my head up high even though it is throbbing.

Looks like she wasn't able to hold her head up too high.

Posted by: John McClane at December 18, 2025 02:01 PM (keR8U)

235 I watch this type of youtubes and almost all of the people who behave like this are women, as a matter of fact, white women who seem to be middle class. After watching a few of these, you wonder how in hell their family members put up with them.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2025 01:58 PM (0Htd1)

note that most of her family weren't at the bar. And the boyfriend/husband probably wishes he hadn't been.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 18, 2025 02:01 PM (8avO+)

236 They weren't really swept under the carpet. Phrases like 'beaten like a red headed stepchild' were well known, jokes about henpecked husbands and nagging wives, and Roman historians had a trope about wildly unchaste empresses to pair off with the perfect woman model.
Posted by: Oldcat
=====
I was discussing Victorian influences on current US mythos rather than ancient times. Rectification always happens and then the mythmaking starts up again.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 02:01 PM (WDjG6)

237 What do you mean?
Hollywood has shown us for YEARS that women can kick ass on men...
What world do YOU live in???

Posted by: UncleJefe at December 18, 2025 02:01 PM (gAuAm)

238 I have or had a license to tend bar. The number one offense for a bartender is over service.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 18, 2025 02:02 PM (8CIFn)

239 The CEO of the company that the Target harasser works for is asking the public to stop calling them. To his credit he said the woman's behavior was abhorrent, but he wouldn't comment on her employment status

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2025 02:02 PM (LyrOO)

240 She was wearing Stompy Boots. Jeebus.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 18, 2025 02:02 PM (Wg6v7)

241 Interesting phrasing. I'd say whiffing poon is more akin to Russian roulette.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 18, 2025 02:00 PM (JCZqz)

So you're saying it could be a trap?

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at December 18, 2025 02:02 PM (GSe6k)

242 That Shireen sure has spunk!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 18, 2025 02:02 PM (nO6D2)

243 "Afkari was arrested for public drunkenness and sent to county jail, according to cops."

Maybe she be on a upcomin 'pisode of Jail.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 18, 2025 02:02 PM (6qf1m)

244 214 At the end she lashes out at her cuck boyfriend. What a surprise.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 18, 2025 01:59 PM (WHfpM)

At that point she was ready to mate with Nick Reiner.

I like that the bar applauded and some people pretended the ruckus was not going on to disturb their nirvana.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 18, 2025 02:02 PM (WONhk)

245 >>> A touch of class, I had to look it up I admit.
Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 02:00 PM (WDjG6)

Italian for don't put your dick in crazy

Posted by: Dante at December 18, 2025 02:02 PM (3uBP9)

246 Limbs my dear man, limbs. Only the vulgar use the term legs.
Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 01:46 PM

Except, of course, for those times when "legs" is the Word of the Day, and we're asked to help spread the word.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 18, 2025 02:03 PM (0sNs1)

247 I would hate to be a heterosexual male in his twenties these days.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 18, 2025 02:03 PM (6IQxu)

248 233 I’m imagining the Steve Inman commentary - “ oh and here comes Santa with a big HO HO HO, say Hello to the sidewalk for me!”
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2025 02:01 PM (idwIE)

You know he'll have something out on this incident.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 18, 2025 02:03 PM (N39Ws)

249 >> That Shireen sure has spunk!

I hate spunk. And you should too.

Posted by: Lou Grant at December 18, 2025 02:03 PM (w6EFb)

250 The Spanish speaking (in, of all places, Rhode Island!) police chief is Bernardo Fife.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 18, 2025 01:57 PM (Dv3i1)

Every state is a border state these days.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 18, 2025 02:03 PM (udlma)

251 California has a ton of Persians who fled the revolution in Iran. They tend to be smart normal people.

A significant and very inegrated number in Norcal, but Tehrangeles has the really large Persian communities.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2025 02:03 PM (04KGT)

252 238 I have or had a license to tend bar. The number one offense for a bartender is over service.
-----------------
Do you mean spiffing freebie drinks?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 18, 2025 02:03 PM (Wg6v7)

253 No amount of sexual pleasure is worth what that bitch offers

Posted by: fuxupwichyou at December 18, 2025 02:03 PM (61TgR)

254 My favorite sport to watch is seeing Antifa scum and Hamas supporters getting punched out.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 18, 2025 02:03 PM (8CIFn)

255 231 Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2025 02:01 PM (Riz8t)

It is almost like it is a traditional ex-infantry right of passage...

a Sgt from Dayton PD advised me not to enter LE as I enjoyed things too much and would wind up on the wrong side of the DA at some point.

Posted by: sven at December 18, 2025 02:03 PM (MUJd1)

256 She will dump him because he didn't stand up for her good enough.

Regardless of her being tripped, they should've pressed charges and made that c*nt spend the night in a cell and take their chances. Her not going to jail teaches her no lessons and she'll just do it again next time.

Of course, the bar should have her face plastered on the door with the words "this is not welcome her" on it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

257 *here

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

258 TBH if the bar asks you to leave you should.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 18, 2025 01:54 PM (sKqQm)
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Yep. You know it's time to leave if you hear the bar talking to you.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 18, 2025 02:04 PM (nO6D2)

259 > I have or had a license to tend bar. The number one offense for a bartender is over service.

What do you mean by number one? Most common? Most consequential? Most awful?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2025 02:04 PM (Yp6az)

260 and her tech employer confirmed she's been canned for the humiliating scene.
That reminded me of the dumb bi**h who caused a scene on an airplane and said that the flight attendant was going to lose her job, because, "I work for the governor."
Welp, it was the passenger who lost her job because, guess what, a politician isn't going to take flack for a staff member.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2025 02:04 PM (0Htd1)

261 233 I’m imagining the Steve Inman commentary - “ oh and here comes Santa with a big HO HO HO, say Hello to the sidewalk for me!”
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2025 02:01 PM (idwIE)

; )

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 02:04 PM (RuTUS)

262 239 The CEO of the company that the Target harasser works for is asking the public to stop calling them. To his credit he said the woman's behavior was abhorrent, but he wouldn't comment on her employment status
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2025 02:02 PM (LyrOO)

Then the calls should continue until there is confirmation from the CEO that she is an ex-employee. These aren't rules our side made up. It was theirs.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 18, 2025 02:05 PM (N39Ws)

263 While there's some humor here, I don't see her turning it into a routine as funny as Ron White's story of being thrown out of a bar.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 18, 2025 02:05 PM (8AONa)

264 239 Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2025 02:02 PM (LyrOO)

Allow me to translate from his retardese...."No I am not firing the c*nt, the juice is not worth the squeeze...stop punishing me!"

Posted by: sven at December 18, 2025 02:05 PM (MUJd1)

265 Joe Mannix would have known how to handle this one.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 18, 2025 02:05 PM (Wg6v7)

266 The guy who tripped her was a Jew...
Posted by: Cucker Tarlson at December 18, 2025 02:00 PM (mZ4l/)

OMG! Noooooo!

-----Candy O

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 18, 2025 02:05 PM (g8Ew8)

267
The sad thing about watching "Jail" is that almost all these people, once they've sobered up, are just pathetic and usually remorseful. They're not monsters, they're screw-ups.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2025 02:05 PM (tgvbd)

268 247 I would hate to be a heterosexual male in his twenties these days.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 18, 2025 02:03 PM (6IQxu)

The Chads do very well. Because women despite what they say, want real men. Beta cucks are the ones who are fucked because they are left with bitches like this. Chads wouldn’t give her the time of day. They don’t have to.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 18, 2025 02:06 PM (udlma)

269 I hate spunk. And you should too.

Posted by: Lou Grant at December 18, 2025 02:03 PM (w6EFb)
-

I hated Ed Asner. And you should, too!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 18, 2025 02:06 PM (nO6D2)

270
Men aren't always brave, women aren't always chaste.
Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 01:34 PM (WDjG6)

And thank God for that.

Posted by: Sir Harry Paget Flashman VC, KCB, KCIE at December 18, 2025 02:06 PM (y9nCu)

271 While there's some humor here, I don't see her turning it into a routine as funny as Ron White's story of being thrown out of a bar.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 18, 2025 02:05 PM (8AONa)

I WAS drunk in a bar. You THREW me in public.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

272 The guy who tripped her was a Jew...
Posted by: Cucker Tarlson at December 18, 2025 02:00 PM (mZ4l/)

OMG! Noooooo!

-----Candy O
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 18, 2025 02:05 PM (g8Ew

Toldja!!
- Nick Fuentes

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 18, 2025 02:07 PM (udlma)

273 OT:

https://x.com/PollTracker2024/status/
2001632331828990454

A poll (spit) on favorability of politicians.

Vance is the most popular. 46-41.

Newsom? 33-44.
AOC? 32-44
MGT? 17-50

Interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 18, 2025 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

274 Alternate title:

A day in the life of Harry and Megan.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

275 "The sad thing about watching "Jail" is that almost all these people, once they've sobered up, are just pathetic and usually remorseful. They're not monsters, they're screw-ups."

I can confirm this.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 18, 2025 02:07 PM (6qf1m)

276 Having been to many bars and clubs with many crazy bitches, I can say that the only way to win this game is not to play. If the girl is already that drunk and belligerent, you grab her and get her out of the place asap. Tell her whatever she wants to hear, but get her out. It's much harder to stop a fight when it's already happening.

Or better yet, don't let girls get that drunk or high in the first place. I host a lot of parties. All the girls know my rules: (1) have fun, consume what you want (I don't judge), but don't get really fucked up; (2) coasters on the impossible-to-replace marble table; and (3) no unattached guys.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 18, 2025 02:07 PM (iFTx/)

277 A poll (spit) on favorability of politicians.

Vance is the most popular. 46-41.

Newsom? 33-44.
AOC? 32-44
MGT? 17-50

Interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 18, 2025 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

Showing the public is f*cking retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

278 >>> 65 >>>Her boyfriend needed to stop being a spectator and remove her. How embarrassing.
Posted by: CaliGirl

could have been a first or second date, maybe.
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 01:37 PM (1wjle)

Sure, but if a first or second date pulled that shit with me, that would be the *last* date and I'd have been gone much quicker.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 18, 2025 02:08 PM (ULPxl)

279 267
The sad thing about watching "Jail" is that almost all these people, once they've sobered up, are just pathetic and usually remorseful. They're not monsters, they're screw-ups.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2025 02:05 PM (tgvbd)

I don't think that's gonna be the case with this one

Posted by: It's me donna at December 18, 2025 02:08 PM (VE6XX)

280 My description of her: Believes she is entitled to do whatever she pleases, without consequences.

She's in the same class of female (REDACTED) as the two women arrested in Florida (?) months ago, for getting out of control in a bar late in the evening. Remember those two, fighting with cops and struggling to not be put into the back seat of a cop car? An assistant city attorney and her lawyer friend.

Between too many of these (REDACTED), Muslim assassins and mass murderers, and the soy boys who are the political champions for about half the country, we're in a pretty pickle.

Posted by: Gref at December 18, 2025 02:08 PM (5rh/l)

281 A poll (spit)
___

Return of the Hauk Tuah girl?

(i'll show myself out)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 18, 2025 02:08 PM (Dv3i1)

282 I hated Ed Asner. And you should, too!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 18, 2025 02:06 PM (nO6D2)

He was a communist asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

283 271
I WAS drunk in a bar. You THREW me in public.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

Ron White for the win. Nice, Sponge.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 18, 2025 02:08 PM (N39Ws)

284 That reminded me of the dumb bi**h who caused a scene on an airplane and said that the flight attendant was going to lose her job, because, "I work for the governor."

The one thing more shameful than "do you know who I am?" is "do you know who I work for?". The documentary "John Wick" adequately shows what happens to both types of people.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2025 02:08 PM (QZThv)

285 People tend to be more polite when they know there's a 6-6, 350 lbs ex-football lineman in the house.

Or a 350-lb junior ex-250-lb-freshman!

Posted by: Mustapha What's-His-Name at December 18, 2025 02:08 PM (04KGT)

286 Or better yet, don't let girls get that drunk or high in the first place. I host a lot of parties. All the girls know my rules: (1) have fun, consume what you want (I don't judge), but don't get really fucked up; (2) coasters on the impossible-to-replace marble table; and (3) no unattached guys.

Didn't Bob Guccione make a movie about this once?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2025 02:09 PM (Riz8t)

287 The guy who tripped her was a Jew...

Posted by: Cucker Tarlson at December 18, 2025 02:00 PM (mZ4l/)
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Gives a whole new meaning to bar mitzvah.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 18, 2025 02:09 PM (nO6D2)

288 The CEO of the company that the Target harasser works for is asking the public to stop calling them. To his credit he said the woman's behavior was abhorrent, but he wouldn't comment on her employment status
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2025 02:02 PM (LyrOO)

Last I heard the harasser has been fired and the little lady she was harassing has had over $100,000 raised on a GoFundMe.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at December 18, 2025 02:09 PM (k9OZB)

289 277 Showing the public is f*cking retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

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I think what it shows is that people like AOC and Newsom, for all the talk about them being popular or whatever, actually have already high unfavorables and are ready to be defined on a national stage while Vance is defined already.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 18, 2025 02:09 PM (GBKbO)

290 She will dump him because he didn't stand up for her good enough.
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There is no good outcome for being with a woman like that.
a) you defend her, and get an ass beating by him and all his friends
b) you don't and she attacks and/or dumps you for not defending her

Women really, really don't understand the rules of violence.
that the reason men avoid fights with other men is because they know how painful it is, even if you "win"; they've been taught that lesson.
Women have not ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 18, 2025 02:09 PM (HXT0k)

291 Ron White for the win. Nice, Sponge.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 18, 2025 02:08 PM (N39Ws)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

292 In the positive side, the girl fell into some fresh human sidewalk shit, thus cushioning her fall.

One of the little things that make San Francisco special.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 18, 2025 02:09 PM (wBaIH)

293 @227 I'd say whiffing poon

Gentlemen rankers, out on a spree
Damned from here to eternity
Lord have mercy on such as we
Baa, baa, baa.

--Joseph R. Kipling wrote a song about it

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 18, 2025 02:09 PM (zdLoL)

294 235 I watch this type of youtubes and almost all of the people who behave like this are women, as a matter of fact, white women who seem to be middle class. After watching a few of these, you wonder how in hell their family members put up with them.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2025 01:58 PM (0Htd1)

If you want real YouTube fun, find the videos of the black girls snatching the weaves off each others heads. You wanna see a fight get ugly fast!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2025 02:09 PM (idwIE)

295 That reminded me of the dumb bi**h who caused a scene on an airplane and said that the flight attendant was going to lose her job, because, "I work for the governor."
Welp, it was the passenger who lost her job because, guess what, a politician isn't going to take flack for a staff member.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2025 02:04 PM (0Htd1)

There was an AWFL who worked for some state govt agency and did the “do you know who I am” thing when pulled over by cops.

The video went viral and she got fired.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 18, 2025 02:09 PM (udlma)

296 267 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2025 02:05 PM (tgvbd)

They are not monsters they are boundary pushers, and if you want to know who the monsters are it is the fuckwits who prevent society from policing the idiocy without involving courts or riots and or wars on the apocalyptic level....

her bullshit started the first time she was spared a beatdown whether physical or verbal on an American playground and we are all paying the price for the monster's "kindness" in sparing people pain

Posted by: sven at December 18, 2025 02:10 PM (MUJd1)

297 The guy should've gotten an uber home. Alone. And left her ass to fend for herself. Girl boss.

Posted by: NCKate at December 18, 2025 02:10 PM (uQzkA)

298
I love spunk.

Posted by: Pete Buttplug at December 18, 2025 02:10 PM (w6EFb)

299 Her boyfriend needed to stop being a spectator and remove her. How embarrassing.
Posted by: CaliGirl

could have been a first or second date, maybe.
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 01:37 PM (1wjle)

Sure, but if a first or second date pulled that shit with me, that would be the *last* date and I'd have been gone much quicker.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 18, 2025 02:08 PM (ULPxl)
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I think it's the same guy who is in online pics with her, so I assume he's a fairly serious boyfriend. Dude looks like he knows a lot about dick, though. Probably a typical sad beta cuck that modern ladies of a certain demographic like to date, while they fuck their bulls on the side.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 18, 2025 02:10 PM (iFTx/)

300 For a high-end bar, I'm surprised they didn't have a yuge bouncer out front manning a velvet rope. It's pretty standard practice. People tend to be more polite when they know there's a 6-6, 350 lbs ex-football lineman in the house.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 18, 2025 02:00 PM (iFTx/)

Looked more like a restaurant than a bar... those are generally unsecured but have men on staff

Posted by: Inogame at December 18, 2025 02:10 PM (53oGX)

301 While there's some humor here, I don't see her turning it into a routine as funny as Ron White's story of being thrown out of a bar.
Posted by: 2009Refugee

THAT is hysterical.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2025 02:11 PM (jqrzj)

302 The one thing more shameful than "do you know who I am?" is "do you know who I work for?". The documentary "John Wick" adequately shows what happens to both types of people.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2025 02:08 PM (QZThv)

Was at a restaurant in Louisiana a while back. Got in a conversation with a dude who'd mentioned his niece was dating this kid who was the son of a high ranking politician in the state. He said he'd told the kid "I don't care who your dad is. You hurt my niece and they'll never, and I mean NEVER, find your body."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

303 Instant asshole. Just add alcohol.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 18, 2025 02:12 PM (2UnvF)

304 Not even Maurice Chevalier would put up with her shit.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 18, 2025 02:12 PM (SVPsP)

305 Can't imagine dealing with the general public. Put me on a shovel and I'm perfectly happy.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2025 02:12 PM (04KGT)

306 He was a communist asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)
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Precisely.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 18, 2025 02:12 PM (nO6D2)

307 "The sad thing about watching "Jail" is that almost all these people, once they've sobered up, are just pathetic and usually remorseful. They're not monsters, they're screw-ups."

I can confirm this.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 18, 2025 02:07 PM (6qf1m)
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I wonder what her parents think.

Posted by: mrp at December 18, 2025 02:13 PM (rj6Yv)

308
I think it's the same guy who is in online pics with her, so I assume he's a fairly serious boyfriend. Dude looks like he knows a lot about dick, though. Probably a typical sad beta cuck that modern ladies of a certain demographic like to date, while they fuck their bulls on the side.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 18, 2025 02:10 PM (iFTx/)

He just stands there like a doofus watching, like tell her to stop and grab her by the arm and pull her outside.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 18, 2025 02:13 PM (dtf79)

309 Instant asshole. Just add alcohol.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 18, 2025 02:12 PM (2UnvF)

I was reasonably wasted last night. Did not turn into an asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

310 296 267 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2025 02:05 PM (tgvbd)

They are not monsters they are boundary pushers, and if you want to know who the monsters are it is the fuckwits who prevent society from policing the idiocy without involving courts or riots and or wars on the apocalyptic level....

her bullshit started the first time she was spared a beatdown whether physical or verbal on an American playground and we are all paying the price for the monster's "kindness" in sparing people pain
Posted by: sven at December 18, 2025 02:10 PM (MUJd1)

Sven Johnson is right!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 18, 2025 02:13 PM (12gd1)

311 At :10 in the first clip. That jaw thrust with a smile. As a male of the species, I know nothing good ever, ever comes after that look.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at December 18, 2025 02:13 PM (0bjKf)

312
I wonder what her parents think.
Posted by: mrp at December 18, 2025 02:13 PM (rj6Yv)

They're liberals. They're proud they raised such a stronk, independent woman.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

313 Dammit it

Somebody beat me to the "I can fix her" with a heavy metal object comment

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Patiently Awaiting My Pre-Ordered AI Powered Fembot at December 18, 2025 02:14 PM (HYKHz)

314 Instant asshole. Just add alcohol.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 18, 2025 02:12 PM (2UnvF)
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... and stir.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 18, 2025 02:14 PM (nO6D2)

315 I was reasonably wasted last night. Did not turn into an asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

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Well, you're not a Persian chick either so...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 18, 2025 02:14 PM (2UnvF)

316 I think it's the same guy who is in online pics with her, so I assume he's a fairly serious boyfriend. Dude looks like he knows a lot about dick, though. Probably a typical sad beta cuck that modern ladies of a certain demographic like to date, while they fuck their bulls on the side.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 18, 2025 02:10 PM (iFTx/)

He just stands there like a doofus watching, like tell her to stop and grab her by the arm and pull her outside.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 18, 2025 02:13 PM (dtf79)
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Yea, see my comment above

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 18, 2025 02:14 PM (iFTx/)

317 Nothing good is going to come out of arguing with them about it. Call them names on the way out the door if you want and give them bad reviews...but this woman is lucky she didn't get arrested
Posted by: 18-1
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No different that people trying to argue with cops on the side of the road or outside their home. The cops always are going to win that battle--do yours in court where they cannot slap you in cuff and add charges to the tally.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 02:14 PM (WDjG6)

318
Well, you're not a Persian chick either so...
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 18, 2025 02:14 PM (2UnvF)

Valid point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

319 "Women didn't just violently assault men..."

Here's my theory.

Men eventually gain an innate understanding of how far we can escalate conflicts because for our entire lives, the consequences of stepping over that line is violence. Women, being physically weaker than men, have similar lines, but they go much farther out, and their responses tend to be nonviolent because resorting to violence is a losing play for women since it has a good chance of getting you crippled or killed.

The problem is that we now have two or three generations of women raised on the girlboss mindset, which encourages them to act like men. They've grown up with movies where a skinny 90-pound woman fights an entire team of 250-pound men and walks away without a scratch. On top of that, you have those same two generations of men who've been programmed to think that hitting a woman, even in self-defense, is one of the absolute worst things you can do, on par with using a racial slur.

The end result is boss babes who've never had to worry about pissing a guy off enough to get punched the face rocketing straight over the violence line as an opening.

Posted by: MrUNIVAC at December 18, 2025 02:15 PM (S/j/E)

320 The only person that can fix her is a mortician.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

321 200 I love it - she even bullied her pussy date into getting tough after she face-planted, shaming him into half-hearted violence. I hope after the video cut off he got his ass kicked.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 18, 2025 01:31 PM (bNf8H)

She was definitely playing the "Let's you and him fight" game.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 18, 2025 01:57 PM (y9nCu)

Heh, "Let's you and him fight."

Posted by: m at December 18, 2025 02:15 PM (RuTUS)

322 I was reasonably wasted last night. Did not turn into an asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)
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That still doesn't rule out the other anatomical side.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 18, 2025 02:16 PM (nO6D2)

323 No man can really say he's lived life until he's had to quell a drunk, angry woman. It's like war. Unforgettable.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 18, 2025 02:16 PM (g8Ew8)

324
I love that look on her face when she first holds up the phone....hilarious.

She's all "Checkmate!, bitches! Now the world will see how you abused me!!!"

That was the calm before the storm.

Her boyfriend should've led her out at that point, buuuuut he was probably to afraid of the scolding he was going to get about "taking their side!!!!"

That's why he finally gave a weak-assed show of resistance and defense of her sweet maidenhood.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 18, 2025 02:16 PM (iJfKG)

325 BF might also be a newbie to the GF Thing. The inexperienced tend to romanticize the idea of Having A GF and the realities of actually having to deal with one may not hit instantaneously...

Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 18, 2025 02:16 PM (6qf1m)

326
Of course, many years ago, cops wouldn't bother running delinquent kids to the station. They'd take them into an alley and administer justice themselves. Often, this would work.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2025 02:16 PM (tgvbd)

327 The extremely low bar for "hot" shown by men on this site makes me think that 90% of male posters here are prisoners.
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 01:47 PM

This does not bode well for 90% of 'Ron's Annual Commenter Reviews.

TL;DR #BeBetter, gentlemen, #BeBetter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 18, 2025 02:17 PM (0sNs1)

328 A lot of Persian girls start out hot, but then they get older and turn into the Sea Hag.

Posted by: Toad-0 at December 18, 2025 02:17 PM (k5va/)

329 323 No man can really say he's lived life until he's had to quell a drunk, angry woman. It's like war. Unforgettable.
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Yep. Taming a Tigress is fun.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 18, 2025 02:17 PM (Wg6v7)

330 Manbun man has some training.

Posted by: Zek at December 18, 2025 02:17 PM (5FPX4)

331 Her boyfriend should've led her out at that point, buuuuut he was probably to afraid of the scolding he was going to get about "taking their side!!!!"

I dunno. He looks like he might rather enjoy a scolding...perhaps even a good spanking.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2025 02:17 PM (Riz8t)

332 I find the entire situation sordid.

Her date should have promptly paid the bill, dragged her out of there, and taken her home.

The first time she laid hands on anyone she should have been thrown out...on her ass if necessary.

I hope I am never in that sort of situation, because I have an idea how I would react to being attacked by a woman.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2025 02:18 PM (n9ltV)

333 328 A lot of Persian girls start out hot, but then they get older and turn into the Sea Hag.
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Early bloomers fade quickly.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 18, 2025 02:18 PM (Wg6v7)

334 310 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 18, 2025 02:13 PM (12gd1)

Sven Yonson is the neigbor my unbalanced Ursine friend!

I am Sven Olafson...

Posted by: sven at December 18, 2025 02:18 PM (MUJd1)

335

THAT is hysterical.
Posted by: rickb223

*pauses*
We've met.
-Ron Tater Tot White

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 18, 2025 02:18 PM (QVmho)

336 All of a sudden it hit me like Mohammed's first drive.

If i come too soon she'll kill.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 18, 2025 02:18 PM (kFeXA)

337 He looks like he might rather enjoy a scolding...perhaps even a good spanking.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2025 02:17 PM (Riz8t)

Or a golden shower.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2025 02:18 PM (n9ltV)

338 I hope I am never in that sort of situation, because I have an idea how I would react to being attacked by a woman.

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Easy, you just tell her to "calm down!"

Posted by: runner at December 18, 2025 02:18 PM (g47mK)

339
Yep. Taming a Tigress is fun.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 18, 2025 02:17 PM (Wg6v7)

__________

Had to stop a gf from committing suicide. It was not fun at all.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2025 02:19 PM (tgvbd)

340
He said he'd told the kid "I don't care who your dad is. You hurt my niece and they'll never, and I mean NEVER, find your body."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

Tell me you have an airboat and you know all the deep holes in the bayou with lots of alligators without telling me you have an airboat and you know all the deep holes in the bayou with lots of alligators.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 18, 2025 02:19 PM (y9nCu)

341 At :10 in the first clip. That jaw thrust with a smile. As a male of the species, I know nothing good ever, ever comes after that look.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at December 18, 2025 02:13 PM

That was my thought.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 18, 2025 02:19 PM (0sNs1)

342 The only person that can fix her is a mortician.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)
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So you're saying she needs a stiff drink?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 18, 2025 02:19 PM (nO6D2)

343 I hope I am never in that sort of situation, because I have an idea how I would react to being attacked by a woman.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2025 02:18 PM (n9ltV)
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A mean, straight-razor totin' woman.

Posted by: mrp at December 18, 2025 02:19 PM (rj6Yv)

344 I hope I am never in that sort of situation, because I have an idea how I would react to being attacked by a woman.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2025 02:18 PM (n9ltV)

As mentioned earlier, they demanded it, so equal rights and equal lefts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

345 Sad really. This is the state of today’s AWFL women. Unfortunately I’ve seen this numerous times lately. Last one, super karate zoomba girl was hitting a large dude. He demurred until the face punch. Then he put supergrrl to sleep with one punch. He felt terrible, but she wouldn’t stop attacking.

Get off social media. Read the Bible. Find a good husband. Move to the country. Raise a healthy family. Oh, and movies aren’t real life.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2025 02:20 PM (+qfnT)

346 Had to stop a gf from committing suicide. It was not fun at all.
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Well, that is a bit of shitty business. Corralling a tigress is different.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 18, 2025 02:20 PM (Wg6v7)

347 Look to your left, look to your right, you're surrounded by Karen McAWFLs.

Posted by: Build Walls at December 18, 2025 02:21 PM (qUkBO)

348 Whoever smacked her at 2:04 is my hero.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2025 02:21 PM (0Htd1)

349 Oh, and movies aren’t real life.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2025 02:20 PM

Except for us, of course.

Posted by: Hallmark Christmas Movies at December 18, 2025 02:21 PM (0sNs1)

350
Get off social media. Read the Bible. Find a good husband. Move to the country. Raise a healthy family. Oh, and movies aren’t real life.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2025 02:20 PM (+qfnT)

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The horror of modern feminism is that it tells young women that all their natural instincts are wrong.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2025 02:21 PM (tgvbd)

351 They'd take them into an alley and administer justice themselves. Often, this would work.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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Hickory Shampoo remembers

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 18, 2025 02:21 PM (8AONa)

352 The extremely low bar for "hot" shown by men on this site makes me think that 90% of male posters here are prisoners

Dude, I got barbed a couple days ago for making a comment that mentioned Sofia Vergara positively. Sofia Vergara.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 18, 2025 02:22 PM (3nLb4)

353
Tell me you have an airboat and you know all the deep holes in the bayou with lots of alligators without telling me you have an airboat and you know all the deep holes in the bayou with lots of alligators.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 18, 2025 02:19 PM (y9nCu)

Heh. I think that was his point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

354 He should have grabbed her about the waist and carried her outside... there is no other answer.
Yes he was gonna get the business, but hes gonna get that anyway except now her face if jacked up from the sidewalk sniper.

Posted by: Inogame at December 18, 2025 02:22 PM (53oGX)

355 I have a stab wound in my chest where a woman stabbed me with a large fork. She’s still breathing, has all her teeth but clearly lost her marbles.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2025 02:22 PM (+qfnT)

356
Breaking: Greg Biffle, Nascar driver and family killed in plane crash

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 18, 2025 02:22 PM (IifOV)

357 Dude, I got barbed a couple days ago for making a comment that mentioned Sofia Vergara positively. Sofia Vergara.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 18, 2025 02:22 PM (3nLb4)

I just said you liked left-overs! It was a statement about her character, not her looks!

Posted by: runner at December 18, 2025 02:23 PM (g47mK)

358
Dude, I got barbed a couple days ago for making a comment that mentioned Sofia Vergara positively. Sofia Vergara.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 18, 2025 02:22 PM (3nLb4)

Boobs make it easy to ignore a really awful accent.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 18, 2025 02:23 PM (y9nCu)

359 20 I looked it up. "Shireen" is of Persian/Arabic origin, meaning sweet, delicate, or pleasant.

Um...
Posted by: Lirio100
It's like naming a great Dane "Tiny".

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2025 02:23 PM (0Htd1)

360 Had to stop a gf from committing suicide. It was not fun at all.
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Well, that is a bit of shitty business. Corralling a tigress is different.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 18, 2025 02:20 PM (Wg6v7)

I have a friend who told a story where he didn't answer a call from a good bud one night. Found out the next day the bud took his own life. To this day he wonders if he would've made a difference had he just answered the phone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

361 I have a stab wound in my chest where a woman stabbed me with a large fork. She’s still breathing, has all her teeth but clearly lost her marbles.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2025 02:22 PM

She was just performing an interpretive dance so you'd understand her desire for you to get forked.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 18, 2025 02:24 PM (0sNs1)

362 356
Breaking: Greg Biffle, Nascar driver and family killed in plane crash
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 18, 2025 02:22 PM (IifOV)

Saw that... Awful

Posted by: It's me donna at December 18, 2025 02:24 PM (VE6XX)

363 Vance is the most popular. 46-41.

Newsom? 33-44.
AOC? 32-44
MGT? 17-50

Interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Vance probably gets some people that like Trump's policies but dislike his personality.

Some of the Dems are getting downvoted becuz the DSA types want them to Resist Moah! instead of losing to the GOP and Trump.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 02:24 PM (WDjG6)

364 355 I have a stab wound in my chest where a woman stabbed me with a large fork. She’s still breathing, has all her teeth but clearly lost her marbles.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2025 02:22 PM (+qfnT)

I'm sorry that happened to you and how crazy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 18, 2025 02:25 PM (dtf79)

365 Breaking: Greg Biffle, Nascar driver and family killed in plane crash
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 18, 2025 02:22 PM (IifOV)

wife texted me that a bit ago. Sad. I'm betting Greg was the pilot, too.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 18, 2025 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

366 I hope I am never in that sort of situation, because I have an idea how I would react to being attacked by a woman.

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Easy, you just tell her to "calm down!"
Posted by: runner at December 18, 2025 02:18 PM (g47mK)

Yes. Good advice. And we always like to hear back from men who've tried it (you know, if they can still speak).

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 18, 2025 02:25 PM (g8Ew8)

367 She was just performing an interpretive dance so you'd understand her desire for you to get forked.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Sneaky, funny, and oddly evil.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 02:25 PM (WDjG6)

368 351 They'd take them into an alley and administer justice themselves. Often, this would work.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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Hickory Shampoo remembers
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 18, 2025 02:21 PM (8AONa)

We'd often offer the choice to leave out the front door to the street or the back to the alley... given the choice no one took the alley.

Posted by: Inogame at December 18, 2025 02:25 PM (53oGX)

369 >> The horror of modern feminism is that it tells young women that all their natural instincts are wrong.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2025 02:21 PM (tgvbd)

I’ve had some deep conversations with a few women lately who got sucked into that whole line of thinking. They had good corporate jobs they walked away from because they ultimately didn’t find that satisfying. They basically had to reprogram, forget all they were taught, and as you said- follow their instincts. They are some of the happiest people I know.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2025 02:25 PM (+qfnT)

370 I wish to repeat my request to OrangeManBad for a feralgov license to Slap A Dumb Bitch, issued to 'Ettes, preferentially to those of us over 29.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 18, 2025 02:26 PM (ULPxl)

371 I got thrown out of a bar when I was with friends once. At least I didn’t do anything physical, I just shot off my mouth pretty good first to the waitress, then to the manager. Yeah in retrospect I deserved it.

Well I took after my Dad, I remember as a kid us all getting thrown out of a Bonanza Steakhouse on Mother’s Day because the food was cold and it pissed him off. (He told all the people standing in line that the food was cold, don’t go in). After that we could all truthfully say many times “hey, I been thrown out of better joints than this!”

If that sounds like I grew up in Ricky Bobby’s family, I kinda did.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2025 02:26 PM (idwIE)

372 Nood, all y'all!

Posted by: Nazdar at December 18, 2025 02:27 PM (NcvvS)

373

Dang it. I messed up the quote. It' Ron Tater Salad White. His kid was Tater Tot.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 18, 2025 02:27 PM (QVmho)

374 366 I hope I am never in that sort of situation, because I have an idea how I would react to being attacked by a woman.

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Easy, you just tell her to "calm down!"
Posted by: runner at December 18, 2025 02:18 PM (g47mK)

Yes. Good advice. And we always like to hear back from men who've tried it (you know, if they can still speak).
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 18, 2025 02:25 PM (g8Ew

The correct phrase is "Calm your tits"

Works every time...

Posted by: Inogame at December 18, 2025 02:27 PM (53oGX)

375 phooey

NOOD

HHS WANTS TO END TRANS GENITAL MUTILATION

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 18, 2025 02:27 PM (ULPxl)

376 Rampaging drunk/high people in general are ...should be handled by professionals!

Posted by: runner at December 18, 2025 02:27 PM (g47mK)

377 >> I'm sorry that happened to you and how crazy.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 18, 2025 02:25 PM (dtf79)

It’s been a journey. But at this point I posit it’s one God wanted me to take in order to end up in a better place. Plus I’m stubborn.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2025 02:27 PM (+qfnT)

378 337 He looks like he might rather enjoy a scolding...perhaps even a good spanking.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2025 02:17 PM (Riz8t)

Or a golden shower.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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What will happen is he will get cucked most likely. Happens to guys that their woman do not respect.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2025 02:28 PM (WDjG6)

379 Tell me you have an airboat and you know all the deep holes in the bayou with lots of alligators

The judges would also have accepted "pig farm" and/or "wood chipper"

Posted by: Chuck C at December 18, 2025 02:28 PM (xI6JS)

380 Vance probably gets some people that like Trump's policies but dislike his personality.

I do wonder if Vance can get the "independents" that Trump hit and are necessary to break the blue wall states the way Trump has though.

I worry a bit that we could have the obviously superior candidate in 2028 and still lose. The GOP as a whole has not shown an interest or aptitude in cultivating those voters that only Trump so far has brought to the polls.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 18, 2025 02:29 PM (12gd1)

381
Reminds me of a scene from Season 3 of The Wire. Bernard is arrested as part of the Barksdale crew, because his gold-digging girlfriend nagged him into chiseling on burner phone purchases, so Lester was able to pose as a crooked phone salesman, selling them pre-bugged phones. At the substation after being arrested, the girlfriend nags him for being stupid. He just shakes his head and says "I can't WAIT to go to prison"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 18, 2025 02:35 PM (y9nCu)

382 The trip was glorious!

Posted by: JML at December 18, 2025 02:41 PM (EtRph)

383 I think the bf's token bravado arrived when the harpy scolded him for "not being a man" at the end. Until then, he appeared too drunk to do much other than try to rescue his gf from her own stupidity and embarrassment. Thankfully, he did not prevail and we got to see her go airborne.

Posted by: red speck at December 18, 2025 02:48 PM (Ve/HL)

384 She doesn't look drunk on alcohol; she looks dunk on her own self-righteous.

And that guy - look on his face is "worst date ever".

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at December 18, 2025 02:56 PM (gDhA9)

385 Mne dd not treat her with equality - a man doing what she did would have gotten a knuckle sandwich.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at December 18, 2025 02:57 PM (gDhA9)

386 She even turns on her white knight at the end

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at December 18, 2025 03:04 PM (jrgJz)

387 Slapping that camera inside the bar is assault by her. First punch goes to her. Generally restaurant staff can use physical force to prevent the re-entry of somebody they were forced to 86.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 18, 2025 03:07 PM (Da7Vv)

388 I was so sure this was going to be another Kameltoe hit piece.

Posted by: epador at December 18, 2025 03:20 PM (TRnzq)

389 Re : 332 CBD

It a lot different in public than private. Well, not that much. She’ll scream bloody victim either way and no one will defend you whether you use force or not.

Posted by: epador at December 18, 2025 03:29 PM (TRnzq)

390 An older friend of mine (yes there are people older than me) once got thrown out of a topless bar in Dallas; there was a disagreement with management over how good a comedian my friend was. The topless bar was owned by somebody named Jack Ruby. It was Jack who threw him out. The deciding factor was my friend noticed the revolver that Jack had on him. This was in July of 1963 before Jack and his revolver became world famous.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 18, 2025 03:32 PM (Da7Vv)

391 That was a professional level trip there. That guy should get a reward.

Posted by: Brian at December 18, 2025 04:07 PM (/AI7O)

392 Ron White, "I had the right to remain silent, but not the ability" I think is the way he started the story

Posted by: paulnjax at December 18, 2025 04:22 PM (PPnyU)

393 133 >>>121 Sorry, guys, but she's not hot.

thank you. I have no idea what these guys are talking about. As I've said a thousand times: The extremely low bar for "hot" shown by men on this site makes me think that 90% of male posters here are prisoners.
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2025 01:47 PM (1wjle)

PLEASE. That’s because for the far reaching majority of guys here to include ace, EVERYTHING BEGINS AND ENDS WITH TITS. I bet if her shirt were torn off and you could see her bare boobs, NONE OF YOU WHO ARE WHINING SHE ISN’T HOT WOULD NOT SHUT UP ABOUT HER.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 18, 2025 04:33 PM (rQwsY)

394 "I have a stab wound in my chest where a woman stabbed me with a large fork. She’s still breathing, has all her teeth but clearly lost her marbles.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2025 02:22 PM"

Were her last words before: "Does this dress make my ass look big"?

Posted by: Zek at December 18, 2025 04:41 PM (5FPX4)

395 "I think we all know who is the dominant one in that relationship"

The boyfriend goes by "Peg"

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 18, 2025 04:44 PM (bdDvy)

396 Looked fake like a scam to avoid paying the bill. Until she ended up eating the concrete. Not fake, I guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Dave at December 18, 2025 05:32 PM (4JGHb)

397
I worry a bit that we could have the obviously superior candidate in 2028 and still lose. The GOP as a whole has not shown an interest or aptitude in cultivating those voters that only Trump so far has brought to the polls.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 18, 2025 02:29 PM (12gd1)

Too many blue blood country clubbers in the GOP even now

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 18, 2025 06:02 PM (rQwsY)

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