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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Tom Homan: You Better Believe We're Investigating Ilhan Omar for Immigration FraudShe is here illegally. Deport her. The following has been credibly alleged and supported with evidence: Ilhan "Omar" Nur committed immigration fraud twice. The second time was when she married her own brother -- while already married to her real husband -- to get her gay brother permanent residence in the US. The first time was when she first came over. The patriarch of the Omar family had refugee status for his family. But Ilhan was not his daughter -- she is the daughter of a man named Nur, who she repeatedly called her "father" before people noticed her calling this man Nur "father" instead of her supposed father Omar. (She would later claim that it's a custom in her particular village in Somalia to call people who aren't your father "father" out of respect. No one else has ever heard of this "custom.") She pretended to be part of the Omar family when she came over. But she wasn't. She's part of the Nur family, and never had legal permission to come. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
1st?
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 04:38 PM (77rzZ) 2
Yessss!!! I'll cull the otters.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 04:39 PM (77rzZ) 3
Sure, just as we were starting to discuss Supergirl's boobs, a new thread.
Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2025 04:39 PM (Q+gd/) 4
Nothing will happen.
Posted by: The person who always says that at December 11, 2025 04:40 PM (3rtaB) 5
Otter status: Culled.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 04:40 PM (77rzZ) 6
Things are starting to move now -
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 11, 2025 04:40 PM (mfF2X) 7
Omar isn't even her name. That lie alone is enough to invalidate her citizenship.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 04:40 PM (jc0TO) 8
So she's deported...still serving member?
Posted by: man at December 11, 2025 04:40 PM (XuXeR) 9
Seize her ill gotten gains, toss her overboard.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2025 04:40 PM (snZF9) 10
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 11, 2025 04:41 PM (zjgNU) 11
She is here illegally. Deport her.
Exactly. I don't care about any news about her until it is "Ilhan Omar is being arrested, removed from office and deported. And banned from ever returning." Until that happens, this is all just worthless talk. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 11, 2025 04:41 PM (P5BPp) 12
6 Things are starting to move now -
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth Just give us a little time... Posted by: Prune juice and bran at December 11, 2025 04:41 PM (3rtaB) Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 11, 2025 04:41 PM (emBoF) 14
8 So she's deported...still serving member?
____ Let's see, consulting the Constitution, runs finger down to the Good & Plenty clause...yep, still serving. Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 04:42 PM (Dv3i1) 15
Wo ist Steiner?
Posted by: Er kommt? at December 11, 2025 04:42 PM (ue6pG) 16
Our wonderful country attracts psychopaths from around the world!!!
New inscription on Statue of Liberty Posted by: Trust us!!!!!! at December 11, 2025 04:42 PM (kwWDM) 17
Time to take out the garbage.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2025 04:42 PM (HuBpl) 18
I'm willing to believe George Santos is a nasty person who did bad things, but no way in hell is he as bad as Omar. That Congressional Republicans will tolerate her and not him is infuriating.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 11, 2025 04:42 PM (GD2xa) 19
Willowed: I knew the Covid vaccine was a fake the day they told us (essential workers) to go get it. I simply asked my boss, "If I get the shot, I don't have to wear this stupid mask anymore, right?" When he told me I would have to continue masking, I knew it was all a lie.
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at December 11, 2025 *** I knew the testing was all theater early on. At my work we were supposed to be tested at random. So I went twice. The second time they left me on my own to take my nose sample. I simply put the q-tip into the jar without probing my proboscis. Result: Negative. Not "We did not have material for a sample; please come in again." Just "negative." I stopped going, and there were never any repercussions. There was no enforcement. They just expected us to comply like good little workers. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 04:42 PM (wzUl9) 20
This shouldn't be hard. There are original applications that she signed that can be easily checked. If there is fraud boot her out of the country.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 11, 2025 04:42 PM (0N4FZ) 21
If Homan brings charges I assume some lefty judge will dismiss because some people are above the law.
But it would be worth it Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2025 04:43 PM (sKqQm) 22
This is another of my "litmus tests" for the administration. One other is whether anything will come of the international terrorist group Antifa. Specifically in and around Portland, OR.
Deporting the entirety of the Somali population in MN would be... awesome. And much needed. Throw in prison time for Walz and Ellison and I'd consider my Christmas wishes fulfilled. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2025 04:43 PM (NwnyJ) 23
bloopglip fweetfook
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith... the anal behind anal sex at December 11, 2025 04:43 PM (yyi7Y) 24
Nancy Mace will come.
Posted by: Steiner at December 11, 2025 04:43 PM (jc0TO) 25
Are we sure she is even from Somalia? It sounds as if she will lie about anything and everything, so maybe start checking ALL of her claims.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 11, 2025 04:43 PM (H+q0i) 26
Speaking of adult pretenders... anyone ever hear of someone named "kristin stewart?" I think she's a hollywood celery. Anyways, she blames Hollywoods failures on, get this, "capitalism," and "racism." [checks notes] Oh, wait, she's not done. She also blames "misogyny." I guess she forgot the "homo" one. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2025 04:43 PM (rnXZH) Posted by: Matt Drudge at December 11, 2025 04:44 PM (Riz8t) 28
Deport her via Air Pinochet
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 04:44 PM (D+mpw) 29
I cannot believe she will be deported, even though she should be. It would be BLM ( Somalia) riots again.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 04:44 PM (PFs9e) 30
I don't see them ever deporting a sitting Congress critter.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2025 04:44 PM (Yp6az) Posted by: Trust us!!!!!! at December 11, 2025 04:44 PM (kwWDM) 32
Steiner-Optik?
Posted by: man at December 11, 2025 04:44 PM (XuXeR) 33
Who woulda guessed we'd be pining for the good ol' days of Michelle Bachmann.... Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2025 04:44 PM (rnXZH) 34
How long does it take to 'review a file' and why isn't it done already?
Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2025 04:44 PM (Q+gd/) 35
Prediction:
More Republicans voted to remove George Santos than will vote to remove Ilhan Omar. Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2025 04:45 PM (IaZ7c) 36
Also, her illegal status aside, she should be kicked out of her elected position and kicked out of the country for her behavior while in an elected government position.
Even if she somehow is a legal citizen of the USA, she surely has broken her oath taken when becoming a citizen and then again broke her oath of office in government to serve the USA. That alone should be grounds for revoking her citizenship and deporting her, never to return. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 11, 2025 04:45 PM (P5BPp) 37
Are we sure she is even from Somalia? It sounds as if she will lie about anything and everything, so maybe start checking ALL of her claims.
Who would claim to be from Somalia if they weren't? Is there someplace worse? Posted by: Archimedes at December 11, 2025 04:45 PM (Riz8t) 38
Lowest gas prices in country are in OK $2.50
1 year ago they were higher $2.52 Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at December 11, 2025 *** Bull. I see $2.12-2.19 here in LA now and $2.29 is frequent. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 04:45 PM (wzUl9) 39
Anyways, she blames Hollywoods failures on, get this, "capitalism," and "racism." [checks notes] Oh, wait, she's not done. She also blames "misogyny."
Absent capitalism there would be no Hollywood. The USSR and Mao's PRC did make movies, but it was not a high status/high paying job and the movies were all intended to just push whatever line the state wanted pushed at that time Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2025 04:45 PM (sKqQm) 40
Now we got mace, luna, bobo, and greene she-hulk... Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2025 04:45 PM (rnXZH) 41
I don't see them ever deporting a sitting Congress critter.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2025 04:44 PM Non-citizens can't be Congressmen. Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 04:46 PM (jc0TO) 42
Leave my good friend [checks notes] Ilhan alone!
Posted by: MTG Ultra at December 11, 2025 04:46 PM (qUkBO) 43
>>anyone ever hear of someone named "kristin stewart?" I think she's a hollywood celery.
>Anyways, she blames Hollywoods failures on, get this, "capitalism," and "racism." [checks notes] Oh, wait, she's not done. She also blames "misogyny." She is on the wrong side of The Wall for anyone to care about her concerns. Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2025 04:46 PM (IaZ7c) 44
Bull. I see $2.12-2.19 here in LA now and $2.29 is frequent.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 04:45 PM The Dunce literally knows nothing. Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 04:46 PM (jc0TO) 45
I knew the COVID vaccine was a fraud when they started arguing that you needed to get it even if you'd just had COVID.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2025 04:46 PM (sKqQm) 46
She was 13 when she arrived in the US with her "adopted" family. She may be here illegally, however an adult was the one who perpetrated the fraud. That said, I don't like her, she's anti-American and an asshat somali reject. Throw the book at her.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 11, 2025 04:47 PM (2NHgQ) 47
But when they came for the Somalis, I said Make Sure You Get All The Somalis.
Posted by: Just the punchline at December 11, 2025 04:47 PM (3rtaB) Posted by: man at December 11, 2025 04:47 PM (XuXeR) 49
Lowest gas prices in country are in OK $2.50
1 year ago they were higher $2.52 ------ Wrong on both counts. I've seen $2.18 today, and I'm not the type who actively shops to squeeze the last nickel out of a gallon of gas. Gas was in the $3+ a gallon for the bulk of the "Weekend at Bernie's" presidency. Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 04:47 PM (TN0g+) 50
Oh, and she may have aided and abetted the defrauding of Minnesota taxpayers.
Deport her into a foreign prison. Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 11, 2025 04:47 PM (TMvtO) 51
>>anyone ever hear of someone named "kristin stewart?" I think she's a hollywood celery.
>Anyways, she blames Hollywoods failures on, get this, "capitalism," and "racism." [checks notes] Oh, wait, she's not done. She also blames "misogyny." She is on the wrong side of The Wall for anyone to care about her concerns. I believe she was in the Twilight movies. She's mildly attractive in a Goth sort of way. Posted by: Archimedes at December 11, 2025 04:47 PM (Riz8t) 52
The Dunce literally knows nothing.
== Disagree. He knows things. Its just that everything he knows is wrong. Posted by: Trust us!!!!!! at December 11, 2025 04:47 PM (kwWDM) 53
All files go to Blondi's desk to die a proper death.
Posted by: Penske File, Too at December 11, 2025 04:47 PM (oftw2) 54
You know what the last 4 weeks has been like? Like the Democrats are emboldened again and think it's 2021. They're bringing all their Failed Bullshit back out of the trash heap like it's in style again. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2025 04:47 PM (rnXZH) 55
I really wish that these blatant frauds would get punished, but even if the DOJ brings charges, it will get dismissed just like with Letitia James blatant fraud.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 11, 2025 04:48 PM (zjgNU) 56
How about arresting and deporting this Somali scum too.
Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson Failed Mayoral Candidate Omar Fateh teaches his fellow Somalis how to evade ICE. He says people in his community are creating secret group chats to track ICE agents. Hi @ICEgov X video: https://bit.ly/4pxESRc Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 11, 2025 04:48 PM (P5BPp) 57
>>Ilhan "Omar" Nur committed immigration fraud twice. She pretended to be part of the Omar family when she came over. But she wasn't. --------------- Omar isn't even her name. That lie alone is enough to invalidate her citizenship. Posted by: toby928(c) ================ These are the points that everyone seems to be missing right now. The brusband is overshadowing Ilhan's false identity crime, as people seem to think she married her brother so SHE could come to the US instead of vice versa. (Trump contributed to the confusion on this.) Very few people seem to be aware as of yet that she isn't an Omar; she's a Nur. Ilhan herself is running around like a dervish fighting the brusband story and I think it's to keep people focused on that so they don't learn about that she's actually Ilhan Nur, not Ilhan Omar. Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at December 11, 2025 04:48 PM (1N/bM) 58
I wonder if the deal with the Omar's was she had to be a concubine for a number of years.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2025 04:48 PM (n5tGW) 59
Illhan and her brother need to be publicly brought forward and proven that they committed immigration fraud. Provide all the evidence, get DNA testing and confirm it. Then they need to be publicly dropped off back in Somalia with bags of their own money strapped to them. Posted by: Frank Barone at December 11, 2025 04:48 PM (IifOV) 60
Isn't brother fucking still illegal?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2025 04:48 PM (HuBpl) Posted by: The Kenyan at December 11, 2025 04:49 PM (qUkBO) 62
I guess she forgot the "homo" one.
Posted by: Soothsayer Big Homo will not be mocked. Even Zombie John Holmes got the message. Eventually. Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2025 04:49 PM (cYBz/) 63
I was going to change my "Nothing Will Happen" sock, but maybe I should keep it for a while. --Blonde Morticia Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at December 11, 2025 04:49 PM (1N/bM) 64
I believe she was in the Twilight movies. She's mildly attractive in a Goth sort of way.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 11, 2025 04:47 PM I always confuse her with Thora Birch. Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 04:49 PM (jc0TO) 65
You know what the last 4 weeks has been like? Like the Democrats are emboldened again and think it's 2021.
They're bringing all their Failed Bullshit back out of the trash heap like it's in style again. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2025 04:47 PM (rnXZH) Thye may have found an alternate source of funding from USAID and the NGOs to remount the campaigns. Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2025 04:49 PM (rbvCR) 66
Failed Mayoral Candidate Omar Fateh teaches his fellow Somalis how to evade ICE.
He says people in his community are creating secret group chats to track ICE agents. ----- Somalis are too lazy for such an app to succeed, unless they're hiring white church ladies to do the work. Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 04:50 PM (TN0g+) 67
>>anyone ever hear of someone named "kristin stewart?" I think she's a hollywood celery.
>Anyways, she blames Hollywoods failures on, get this, "capitalism," and "racism." [checks notes] Oh, wait, she's not done. She also blames "misogyny." She is on the wrong side of The Wall for anyone to care about her concerns. Posted by: garrett Isn't she that "actress" that has one facial expression? No, not that one, the other one. Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 11, 2025 04:50 PM (TMvtO) 68
Brusband, brotherfcker these are all novel insults. She has reached a new low for humanity. We should embrace the power of and, but truly marrying your brother is ick!!
Posted by: Trust us!!!!!! at December 11, 2025 04:51 PM (kwWDM) 69
Fraud is forever. There will never be statute of limitations on her fraudulently holding American citizenship.
Posted by: Eddie Baby at December 11, 2025 04:51 PM (s19xO) 70
>>I believe she was in the Twilight movies. She's mildly attractive in a Goth sort of way.
My bad. I thought it was one of the Hags from the Sex and the City cast. Apparently this one is 35. So, The Wall is merely imminent and some might be willing to pretend to care about her concerns. Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2025 04:51 PM (IaZ7c) 71
Did anyone notice the scope of the trucking company that Cinealoa bought? 400 drivers. 89 arrested. Billions of dollars. 40% of interstate drug trafficking.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2025 04:51 PM (HuBpl) 72
Somalis are too lazy for such an app to succeed, unless they're hiring white church ladies to do the work.
Posted by: Crusader Catholic Charities is right here you know! (Not all of the chapters but many) Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2025 04:51 PM (cYBz/) 73
I’m used to how normal companies work. HR handles things very effectively. Government is useless at normal things but excels at taxing and spending money.
Posted by: High tech at December 11, 2025 04:51 PM (37cEZ) Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2025 04:51 PM (iJfKG) 75
She's her own grandma.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2025 04:52 PM (pkeXY) 76
Believe it when I see it.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 11, 2025 04:52 PM (OUMaO) 77
Omar Fateh is NOT from Somalia.
Personal details Born Omar Mahmood Fateh April 19, 1990 (age 35) Washington, D.C., U.S. Fateh was born in Washington, D.C., to immigrant parents from Somalia. He graduated from Falls Church High School and earned undergraduate and graduate degrees from George Mason University. Fateh spent summer breaks in Minneapolis as a child. He moved to Minneapolis in 2015. Posted by: From the Wiki at December 11, 2025 04:53 PM (3rtaB) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 11, 2025 04:53 PM (Kt19C) 79
Provide all the evidence, get DNA testing and confirm it. Posted by: Frank Barone ============= DNA testing has already confirmed it. They got a cigarette butt in London or something, no kidding. Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at December 11, 2025 04:53 PM (1N/bM) 80
Big Homo will not be mocked.
Even Zombie John Holmes got the message. Eventually. Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2025 04:49 PM (cYBz/) And AIDS. Mostly AIDS. Posted by: Tom Bombadil's Swollen Phallus at December 11, 2025 04:53 PM (ue6pG) 81
>>Very few people seem to be aware as of yet that she isn't an Omar; she's a Nur.
*Gabby Johnson Nods* Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2025 04:53 PM (IaZ7c) 82
"The statute of limitation became an issue in the last four years when this was first brought up."
What possible statue of limitations when the violation of the law is ongoing? Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 11, 2025 04:53 PM (a+4eV) 83
Commiting the fraud that americans wont.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2025 04:53 PM (HuBpl) 84
New Supergirl trailer. You say you want an alcoholic Supergirl hitting rock-bottom, Well then, pally! Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZp5VTrBMng Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2025 04:53 PM (iJfKG) 85
Ilhan could be stripped of her citizenship and still be elected by her Somali voters. The only solution is to deport.
Posted by: Decaf at December 11, 2025 04:54 PM (1RAfh) Posted by: Uncle Grandpa at December 11, 2025 04:54 PM (kwWDM) 87
Meanwhile, Fed Judge who is NOT an immigration Judge orders the release of Illegal Alien Abrego...
Even with perfectly legal Expulsion Orders, multiple of them, on the books... and also ignoring the other Federal Charges against him for Human trafficking. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 11, 2025 04:54 PM (mP0Kj) 88
She gets on my Nurves
Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2025 04:54 PM (BBMJX) 89
'Married her brother', many of them are now saying it, saying it often. They are saying it often enough for it to seep into the middlings conscious mind.
Can you say it five times? Brother fucker, Brother fucker, Brother fucker, Brother fucker, Brother fucker Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 04:55 PM (xgeFZ) 90
And anyone vaguely involved with her.
Posted by: naturalfake Doesn't she have a white, American-born lover? Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 04:55 PM (77rzZ) 91
Anyways, she blames Hollywoods failures on, get this, "capitalism," and "racism." [checks notes] Oh, wait, she's not done. She also blames "misogyny."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- I guess she'll be giving back all the money she made then. Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 11, 2025 04:56 PM (1Nv0l) 92
(She would later claim that it's a custom in her particular village in Somalia to call people who aren't your father "father" out of respect. No one else has ever heard of this "custom.")
If she married her brother, maybe she had more than one "father"... "You American have Four Fathers, why can't I?"-- Ilhan Omar Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 11, 2025 04:56 PM (ynpvh) 93
Bestiality.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2025 04:56 PM (HuBpl) 94
Yup, that's why I call her Ilhan Nur. Also "BroFo."
Posted by: pookysgirl is glad she doesn't live in Mih-ni-sohta at December 11, 2025 04:56 PM (Wt5PA) Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 04:56 PM (77rzZ) 96
She'll play the race card, the bigot card, the xenophobe card, the islamophobia card and the sexism card. A virtual straight flush of intersection victimhood. She ain't going anywhere.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 11, 2025 04:56 PM (NgqoH) 97
I'm willing to believe George Santos is a nasty person who did bad things, but no way in hell is he as bad as Omar. That Congressional Republicans will tolerate her and not him is infuriating.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 11, 2025 04:42 PM (GD2xa) Exactly. Goodie two shoes Republicans. My level of disdain and actual hatred for them is only made worse knowing that I have to fucking vote for them because the alternative - not voting, or voting for a Dem - is worse. Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 11, 2025 04:56 PM (F4p3X) 98
Somalis are too lazy for such an app to succeed, unless they're hiring white church ladies to do the work.
Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 04:50 PM (TN0g+) I find it amazing that all these sub average IQ Somalis, somehow took States for BILLIONS worth of fraud... and most have gotten away with it. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 11, 2025 04:57 PM (mP0Kj) 99
Posted by: pookysgirl is glad she doesn't live in Mih-ni-sohta at December 11, 2025 04:56 PM (Wt5PA)
How are you doing? Great to hear about your bun in the oven. Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 04:57 PM (77rzZ) 100
89 'Married her brother', many of them are now saying it, saying it often. They are saying it often enough for it to seep into the middlings conscious mind.
Can you say it five times? Brother fucker, Brother fucker, Brother fucker, Brother fucker, Brother fucker Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 04:55 PM (xgeFZ) Does Ilhan appear if I do that at midnight while looking in a mirror? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 11, 2025 04:57 PM (ynpvh) 101
Article 1 Section 2
No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen. Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 04:57 PM (jc0TO) 102
Almost time for me to take the furry thugs' chow out of the fridge and wash out their bowls. And if I'm going to my pipe club meeting tonight -- and I am strangely unmotivated to do that -- I need to eat something myself.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 04:57 PM (wzUl9) 103
Go out into the country. Do you see a lack of retards?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2025 04:57 PM (HuBpl) 104
>>She's part of the Nur family, and never had legal permission to come.
Her father is Colonel Nur Omar Mohamed. There's a reason she doesn't want anyone looking into who he is. Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2025 04:58 PM (viF8m) 105
85 Ilhan could be stripped of her citizenship and still be elected by her Somali voters. The only solution is to deport.
Posted by: Decaf --------- Bet at least half of them are here illegally. The other half have committed crimes worthy of deportation. And the other half can go with them. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 04:58 PM (xgeFZ) 106
There is one problem with this. No member of our Nomenklatura class, especially Democrats and Leftists, are ever held to the law the way anyone else would be. Either the case will not be taken up, a leftist judge will kill it, or something else will happen to prevent anything from interfering with her abuse of power.
Subotai Bahadur Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at December 11, 2025 04:58 PM (BL9+a) 107
And anyone vaguely involved with her.
Posted by: naturalfake Doesn't she have a white, American-born lover? Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 04:55 PM (77rzZ) Dunno. But, revoke his citizenship!!! He's probably now got Somali Cooties and is now a public health menace! *I guess I should denounce myself.... FIIIIIIIIIIIINE. I denounce myself. Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2025 04:58 PM (iJfKG) 108
She would later claim that it's a custom in her particular village in Somalia to call people who aren't your father "father" out of respect. No one else has ever heard of this "custom."
Other customs include piracy and incest. She is just sharing her culture with the unenlightened of the West. Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 11, 2025 04:58 PM (TMvtO) 109
A virtual straight flush of intersection victimhood.
Posted by: Heavy Meta ---- You can't have a straight flush of intersectional victimhood. Has to be a gay flush. Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 11, 2025 04:59 PM (1Nv0l) 110
You should check out the map of "Somali clans" (on the page of the same name) on Wikipedia. It's wild.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 04:59 PM (77rzZ) 111
I look forward to Congresscreature Nur, or Omar, or Bullshit, or whatever, raging and foaming at the mouth in a public setting, and tearing herself in two like Rumplestiltskin as the investigation closes in. Bonus: Her brother and fake father are going to get it too. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 11, 2025 04:59 PM (azNOR) 112
99 Posted by: pookysgirl is glad she doesn't live in Mih-ni-sohta at December 11, 2025 04:56 PM (Wt5PA)
How are you doing? Great to hear about your bun in the oven. Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 04:57 PM (77rzZ) bun in the oven... Reminds me. My wife loved the Pillsbury Doughboy. One day I asked her, "What's the Pillsbury Doughboy made of? Dough, right? Well, doesn't that mean the Pilsbury Doughboy has dough for brains?" She didn't talk to me for a while... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 11, 2025 04:59 PM (ynpvh) 113
You sexy brorher fucker.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2025 04:59 PM (HuBpl) 114
She'll play the race card, the bigot card, the xenophobe card, the islamophobia card and the sexism card. A virtual straight flush of intersection victimhood. She ain't going anywhere.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 11, 2025 *** Trump can ignore all five. They don't have the force of law; the law she is breaking does. Whether he will ignore them remains to be seen. At least he is talking about it. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 04:59 PM (wzUl9) 115
Lowest gas prices in country are in OK $2.50
1 year ago they were higher $2.52 Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at December 11, 2025 *** Bull. I see $2.12-2.19 here in LA now and $2.29 is frequent. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 04:45 PM $2.14 this morning at Sams in Sherman Texas. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 11, 2025 05:00 PM (0N4FZ) 116
New Supergirl trailer.
You say you want an alcoholic Supergirl hitting rock-bottom, Well then, pally! Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZp5VTrBMng ---- That looks...*terrible*. IF it had to be *terrible*, could the chick have some redeeming qualities, like being pretty, and likable? I wouldn't have picked that girl up at a strip club, even if she had a Supergirl outfit. The alcoholic bit is a turnoff as well. Gunn had the sense to write Superman as struggling with what to do with his powers, whether for good or otherwise, but at least Superman wasn't shooting up or snorting lines of coke. Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 05:00 PM (TN0g+) 117
We'll never get rid of this boil. We can't even get that Garcia criminal kicked out.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 11, 2025 05:00 PM (qBdHI) 118
She committed fraud, but can her naturalization status be revoked? Huge question.
Posted by: Indy Bill at December 11, 2025 05:01 PM (NL+VW) 119
There is one problem with this. No member of our Nomenklatura class, especially Democrats and Leftists, are ever held to the law the way anyone else would be. Either the case will not be taken up, a leftist judge will kill it, or something else will happen to prevent anything from interfering with her abuse of power.
Subotai Bahadur Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at December 11, 2025 04:58 PM (BL9+a) That to me is the very definition of tyranny. And half this country is okey doke with it. Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 11, 2025 05:01 PM (F4p3X) 120
The trailer for Supergirl uses the song ""Call Me" which Blondie released in1980.
That was 45 years ago. Why are we listening to 45 year old music? Posted by: I gotta ask at December 11, 2025 05:01 PM (3rtaB) 121
You say you want an alcoholic Supergirl hitting rock-bottom, Well then, pally! Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZp5VTrBMng Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2025 04:53 PM (iJfKG) I'll miss that one. Really, really tired of girl bosses. Posted by: moki at December 11, 2025 05:01 PM (wLjpr) 122
She committed fraud, but can her naturalization status be revoked? Huge question.
Posted by: Indy Bill at December 11, 2025 05:01 PM Can? Absolutely. Will remains to be seen. If she gets deported to Somalia she might be the most eligible woman there. Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 05:02 PM (jc0TO) 123
How are you doing? Great to hear about your bun in the oven.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 04:57 PM (77rzZ) I've been getting pretty tired, which is normal. Pooky has been taking care of Lil Pooky a lot more than usual so Mommy can nap. Posted by: pookysgirl, with first trimester woes at December 11, 2025 05:03 PM (Wt5PA) 124
The trailer for Supergirl uses the song ""Call Me" which Blondie released in1980.
That was 45 years ago. Why are we listening to 45 year old music? Posted by: I gotta ask at December 11, 2025 05:01 PM It's the new wave! Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 05:03 PM (jc0TO) 125
The deal is; fly them out of the country overnight (you know, the way O'Biden flew them in) to Somali.
Then let the judges go through the courts to prove they should be allowed back in. One by one. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 05:03 PM (xgeFZ) 126
The trailer for Supergirl uses the song ""Call Me" which Blondie released in1980.
That was 45 years ago. Why are we listening to 45 year old music? Posted by: I gotta ask Because, Blondie. Debby Harry. Yum, back in the day. Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 05:03 PM (77rzZ) 127
In fairness, I think of Yes and The Eagles as some of the new bands.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 05:03 PM (jc0TO) 128
That to me is the very definition of tyranny. And half this country is okey doke with it.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 11, 2025 05:01 PM (F4p3X) And case in point I just heard on the news that another jury has refused to indict Letitia James. This is the second time. There literally are parts of this country that are completely lost. Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 11, 2025 05:04 PM (F4p3X) 129
Still not tired of winning!
Posted by: Texican ette at December 11, 2025 05:04 PM (SNf74) 130
New Supergirl trailer.
You say you want an alcoholic Supergirl hitting rock-bottom, Well then, pally! Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZp5VTrBMng Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2025 04:53 PM (iJfKG) It’s the actress from House of Dragons. Milly Alcock. Big blonde eyebrows. Thought she looked familiar, had to look up who she is. The movie looks rather bleak. Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 11, 2025 05:04 PM (6ydKt) 131
It would be fantastic to see her deported
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2025 05:04 PM (Ia/+0) 132
Current music completely sucks
Posted by: NCKate at December 11, 2025 05:05 PM (uQzkA) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2025 05:05 PM (rnXZH) 134
And case in point I just heard on the news that another jury has refused to indict Letitia James. This is the second time. There literally are parts of this country that are completely lost.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 11, 2025 05:04 PM Sound like some IRS audits for the grand jurors are in order. Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 05:05 PM (jc0TO) 135
If we currently have any sort of diplomatic relations with the shithole that is Somali... cease that shit now.
Then, deport all the Somali fuckers in MN (and elsewhere). When the inevitable happens, and some judge says, nah don't do that, bring them home... shrug and say "sorry, no can do." Make it a private funded effort and when the planes show up on radar... shoot 'em down. Claim ignorance of some privateer adventurism on invading the country. Probably not as farfetched as some bullshit the previous administration pulled off. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2025 05:05 PM (NwnyJ) 136
Because, Blondie. Debby Harry. Yum, back in the day.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 05:03 PM (77rzZ) I saw Blondie live at Armadillo World Headquarter long ago and far away. And yes, she was very pretty and sexy and just plain fun onstage. Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2025 05:05 PM (iJfKG) 137
Somalis are too lazy for such an app to succeed, unless they're hiring white church ladies to do the work.
Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 04:50 PM Most Somalis and Third Worlders are stupid. But the ones in charge are creating stuff like these apps and also arranging sex trafficking gangs like this one in Europe. This is enraging and depressing. In 100 years, people looking back are going to realize that social media and smart phones brought down western civilization. The most powerful nations in the world with the most powerful militaries were powerless against Third Worlders using Western civilization technology and stupidity against them to conquer them. They're Using Women as Bait YouTube: https://bit.ly/4rQYykJ Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 11, 2025 05:05 PM (P5BPp) Posted by: Doctors at December 11, 2025 05:05 PM (3rtaB) 139
Somali = Somalia
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2025 05:06 PM (NwnyJ) 140
If Guardians of the Galaxy was so good, why do I not care to rewatch it of watch the sequels? Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2025 05:06 PM (rnXZH) 141
That looks...*terrible*.
IF it had to be *terrible*, could the chick have some redeeming qualities, like being pretty, and likable? I wouldn't have picked that girl up at a strip club, even if she had a Supergirl outfit. The alcoholic bit is a turnoff as well. Gunn had the sense to write Superman as struggling with what to do with his powers, whether for good or otherwise, but at least Superman wasn't shooting up or snorting lines of coke. Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 *** It looks dreary, like the movie Barfly w/ Nicholson and Dunaway years ago. Dim, yellowish lighting and an unattractive lead. Is this the same actress who had a brief drunken walk-on at the end of the 2025 Superman film as Kara, Superman's cousin? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 05:06 PM (wzUl9) 142
Why are we listening to 45 year old music?
Posted by: I gotta ask at December 11, 2025 05:01 PM (3rtaB) Because unless you’re into rap or country, there isn’t much else to choose from. Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 11, 2025 05:06 PM (6ydKt) 143
Well she has 30 million now, she can live well anywhere.
What I want is the 80% of somalians getting welfare to be shown the door since you are not supposed to be allowed to immigrate to this country unless you'll be able to support yourself and your family. Then we won't have to worry about them sending Ilhan version 2.0 to DC. Posted by: PaleRider at December 11, 2025 05:06 PM (hhkIi) 144
Other customs include piracy and incest. She is just sharing her culture with the unenlightened of the West. Posted by: Stu Podaso Gotta love that vibrant diversity. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2025 05:06 PM (pkeXY) Posted by: i see tories at December 11, 2025 05:07 PM (qUkBO) 146
In fairness, I think of Yes and The Eagles as some of the new bands.
Posted by: toby928(c) I know folks here like to dump on the Eagles, but I'll take them over Yes any day. Can't stand Yes. Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 05:07 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: Joe Mama at December 11, 2025 05:07 PM (TezPK) 148
She may be here illegally, however an adult was the one who perpetrated the fraud. Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine ============ Same situation as the Dreamers and the other poor unfortunate souls who were brought here as minors and who are therefore "entitled" to stay. They're not. They can blame their parents for their predicament -- amazingly, I saw a deportee admitting this on a video just the other day. It's not the obligation of the U.S. to compensate for parents' irresponsible, criminal acts. Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at December 11, 2025 05:07 PM (1N/bM) 149
And case in point I just heard on the news that another jury has refused to indict Letitia James. This is the second time. There literally are parts of this country that are completely lost.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 11, 2025 05:04 PM Sound like some IRS audits for the grand jurors are in order. Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 05:05 PM (jc0TO) These sub-retards don't seem to understand that this is precisely the kind of behavior that brings about the very thing they are ostensibly fighting against, i.e., authoritarian fascism. Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 11, 2025 05:08 PM (F4p3X) 150
The trailer for Supergirl uses the song ""Call Me" which Blondie released in1980.
That was 45 years ago. Why are we listening to 45 year old music? Posted by: I gotta ask at December 11, 2025 *** For an instant, watching the trailer, I had hopes the movie would be *set* in 1980. No such luck. ("Call Me" is exciting music; that's a good reason to listen to it.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 05:08 PM (wzUl9) 151
Boomer music wars begun, they have.
Posted by: Scaggs of Boz at December 11, 2025 05:08 PM (3rtaB) 152
Is this the same actress who had a brief drunken walk-on at the end of the 2025 Superman film as Kara, Superman's cousin?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 05:06 PM (wzUl9) According to what I just read it’s the same actress. I got about 20 minutes into the 2025 Superman before I stopped and meant to watch later but never did, so can’t confirm. Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 11, 2025 05:09 PM (6ydKt) 153
Any possibility of clawing back most of that $30 mil she's sitting on. You know she has used nefarious means to obtain it.
It's the Somali way! Posted by: Joe Mama at December 11, 2025 05:09 PM (TezPK) 154
146 In fairness, I think of Yes and The Eagles as some of the new bands.
Posted by: toby928(c) I know folks here like to dump on the Eagles, but I'll take them over Yes any day. Can't stand Yes. Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 05:07 PM (77rzZ) Take it easy. Posted by: don't say maybe at December 11, 2025 05:09 PM (ue6pG) 155
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You say you want an alcoholic Supergirl hitting rock-bottom, Well then, pally! Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZp5VTrBMng Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2025 04:53 PM (iJfKG) I'll miss that one. Really, really tired of girl bosses. Posted by: moki at December 11, 2025 05:01 PM (wLjpr) Aside from being tedious it's just lazy writing. We have no ideas for character development so we'll just throw in a girlboss trope. Same thing with ghey characters. Can't come up with something interesting or engaging so they throw a ghey in there. No development, totally one-dimensional, but ghey! Posted by: Lame boring worn out tropes are lame at December 11, 2025 05:09 PM (TbWk/) 156
So it's a movie thread?
Posted by: Just got here at December 11, 2025 05:09 PM (3rtaB) 157
Is TJM here? I have a Rome question.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 05:10 PM (77rzZ) 158
I hope she's punished in this life.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 11, 2025 05:10 PM (Io7m1) 159
Come stand at my corner.
Posted by: Winslow, Arizona at December 11, 2025 05:11 PM (3rtaB) Posted by: Arbiter of Beauty And Taste! at December 11, 2025 05:11 PM (oftw2) 161
Like the late smart black cat Marie-Antoinette, Stirling (who looks almost exactly like she did) has a little mealtime clock in his head. Almost exactly at 4 pm, a hour before dinner, he's in here pacing across the desk and bumping me with his head.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 05:11 PM (wzUl9) 162
Can't stand Yes.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 05:07 PM (77rzZ) Take it easy. Posted by: don't say maybe Just say royalties. Posted by: Jackson Browne at December 11, 2025 05:12 PM (TezPK) 163
136 Because, Blondie. Debby Harry. Yum, back in the day.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 05:03 PM (77rzZ) I saw Blondie live at Armadillo World Headquarter long ago and far away. And yes, she was very pretty and sexy and just plain fun onstage. Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2025 I love Blondie, they were really good live and my favorite song was Dreaming, the drummer rocked that song. Posted by: CaliGirl at December 11, 2025 05:12 PM (dtf79) 164
DRAT!
"The Indiana Senate has rejected a proposed redistricting plan that aimed to give Republicans an advantage in congressional seats..." Posted by: runner at December 11, 2025 05:12 PM (g47mK) 165
Why are we listening to 45 year old music?
Posted by: I gotta ask at December 11, 2025 05:01 PM (3rtaB) ---------------- Because production of decent music ended on December 31st, 1989. Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 11, 2025 05:12 PM (2UnvF) Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 05:12 PM (77rzZ) 167
>>>I've been getting pretty tired, which is normal. Pooky has been taking care of Lil Pooky a lot more than usual so Mommy can nap.
Posted by: pookysgirl, with first trimester woes --- May seem rough to you. I haven't been keeping up. Last I heard, Pooky was in the hospital so, from over here, it looks a lot better. Glad you are catching a break. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 05:12 PM (xgeFZ) 168
Could you imagine the riots?
They left goes bonkers when an el Salvadoran child rapist was deported HES BACK There would be fbisinesses amd fires in every city with a population over 50 Posted by: Gonzotx at December 11, 2025 05:12 PM (nGraA) 169
Meanwhile, Fed Judge who is NOT an immigration Judge orders the release of Illegal Alien Abrego... Even with perfectly legal Expulsion Orders, multiple of them, on the books... and also ignoring the other Federal Charges against him for Human trafficking. Posted by: Romeo13 ============== WHY IS HE STILL HERE??? Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at December 11, 2025 05:13 PM (1N/bM) 170
Like the late smart black cat Marie-Antoinette, Stirling (who looks almost exactly like she did) has a little mealtime clock in his head. Almost exactly at 4 pm, a hour before dinner, he's in here pacing across the desk and bumping me with his head.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 05:11 PM (wzUl9) ---- Jasmine is the same way. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2025 05:13 PM (ESVrU) Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 11, 2025 05:13 PM (emBoF) 172
It would be fantastic to see her deported Posted by: Skip ============ I can't even tell you how gratifying that would be to me. Not since Hillary Clinton's concession speech... Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at December 11, 2025 05:13 PM (1N/bM) 173
Watch a YT by Crime Chef. Eighty percent of the wacko protesters are white church women. Filthy Lutherans, in fact.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 11, 2025 05:13 PM (wBaIH) 174
New Supergirl trailer.
You say you want an alcoholic Supergirl hitting rock-bottom, Well then, pally! Here you go: You mean like Superman III when he got exposed to a weaker form of kryptonite? Where do they get these ideas? Will Zombie Richard Pryor be making a cameo? Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 11, 2025 05:14 PM (TMvtO) 175
112 Reminds me. My wife loved the Pillsbury Doughboy. One day I asked her, "What's the Pillsbury Doughboy made of? Dough, right? Well, doesn't that mean the Pilsbury Doughboy has dough for brains?" She didn't talk to me for a while... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 11, 2025 04:59 PM (ynpvh) ----- In Somalia, they have the Nilsbury No-boy. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 11, 2025 05:14 PM (azNOR) 176
WHY IS HE STILL HERE???
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at December 11, 2025 05:13 PM Awaiting trial on trafficking charges, I believe. Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 05:14 PM (jc0TO) Posted by: Arbiter of Beauty And Taste at December 11, 2025 05:14 PM (oftw2) Posted by: runner at December 11, 2025 05:14 PM (g47mK) 179
Is this the same actress who had a brief drunken walk-on at the end of the 2025 Superman film as Kara, Superman's cousin?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 * According to what I just read it’s the same actress. I got about 20 minutes into the 2025 Superman before I stopped and meant to watch later but never did, so can’t confirm. Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 11, 2025 *** It is the same actress, Milly Alcock. The walk-on was sort of cute, but it was a gag. It's no basis for an entire superhero movie. Pass. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 05:15 PM (wzUl9) Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2025 05:15 PM (rbvCR) 181
Hey fellow Morons: I live in MN and grew up here.
PLEASE AMPLIFY THIS STORY AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. These Somali's are a majority of criminals raping you of your tax money. Posted by: Danimal28 at December 11, 2025 05:15 PM (mNOhh) 182
LauraW sighting at the end of the previous thread!
with a great post! == Indeed! Posted by: runner at December 11, 2025 *** She brought up a good point for sure. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 05:17 PM (wzUl9) Posted by: Woof Woof at December 11, 2025 05:17 PM (ue6pG) Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 11, 2025 05:17 PM (WONhk) 185
Well she has 30 million now, she can live well anywhere. Posted by: PaleRider ============= As I understand it, she got suddenly rich when she married that white American. He's the one with the money. If she (please God) got deported it would be very interesting to see if Mr. 'Til Death Do Us Part goes with her or even stays married. Failing deportation (see handle), would he stay with her if she got some sort of legal handling that got her kicked out of Congress? Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at December 11, 2025 05:17 PM (1N/bM) 186
Your myopic worship of K. U.
Posted by: Arbiter of Beauty And Taste I don't give a damn how Kentucky University does in the NCAA. Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 05:17 PM (77rzZ) 187
151 I hate Omar-Nur, but not nearly as much as I hate one-named corporate band Journey!!!
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 11, 2025 05:18 PM (wBaIH) 188
If I wanted to see drunk attractive ‘pick me’ girls stumbling around, I’d go to any bar or club. I wouldn’t go see Supergirl.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at December 11, 2025 05:18 PM (zc/H+) 189
Who would claim to be from Somalia if they weren't? Is there someplace worse?
Posted by: Archimedes Ahem Posted by: Yemen at December 11, 2025 05:19 PM (N7hqt) 190
Deport her and her brother/husband, too! Be gone ye scat of rat bastids! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat ============== I'm pretty sure the brusband lives in London, where he's known to be a part of the floridly gay scene. In fact, I think getting him out of there was one of the reasons for the "marriage." This may shock you, but those African tribalists actually don't like fags. Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at December 11, 2025 05:19 PM (1N/bM) 191
"Non-citizens can't be Congressmen."
So, question - does this mean that she never was a member of Congress? Are there any bills she voted on that passed by one vote? That may be something the courts don't want to touch. Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at December 11, 2025 05:19 PM (Vpqw1) 192
The US has seized the Skipper.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2025 05:20 PM (HuBpl) 193
Who would claim to be from Somalia if they weren't? Is there someplace worse?
Posted by: Archimedes Ahem Posted by: Yemen Step off, Bitch! This is my corner! -- Haiti Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 05:20 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 11, 2025 05:21 PM (w6EFb) 195
Case dismissed. The United States has no standing to object to anyone's citizenship.
Posted by: Judge Boasberg Brown Jackson at December 11, 2025 05:21 PM (wGerL) Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 05:21 PM (77rzZ) 197
I don't give a damn how Kentucky University does in the NCAA.
Posted by: Bulg Ever been pounced by a Wildcat? Posted by: Top Cat and Benny at December 11, 2025 05:21 PM (oftw2) Posted by: Jonas Grumby at December 11, 2025 05:22 PM (TMvtO) 199
Who would claim to be from Somalia if they weren't? Is there someplace worse?
Posted by: Archimedes Ahem Posted by: Yemen Step off, Bitch! This is my corner! -- Haiti Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 05:20 PM (77rzZ) —— ‘Bitch, please!’ — Bog of Eternal Stench Posted by: Elric the Blade at December 11, 2025 05:22 PM (zc/H+) 200
The Skipper is the name of the Venezuelan tanker.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2025 05:23 PM (HuBpl) 201
The Indiana Senate has rejected a proposed redistricting plan that aimed to give Republicans an advantage in congressional seats..."
RINOs everywhere Willing to kill us all Posted by: Gonzotx at December 11, 2025 05:23 PM (nGraA) 202
Mississippi Democrat Congressman Bennie Thompson has called the ambush-style attack in Washington, D.C. in November on two West Virginia National Guardsmen an “unfortunate accident.” Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2025 05:23 PM (pkeXY) 203
I'm pretty sure the brusband lives in London-- Posted by: Nothing Will Happen ================ UPDATE! >>Ilhan Omar’s second husband calls himself a “dirty dandy” on social media and has run off to South Africa, dodging President Trump’s accusations that he is her brother. This just in from the NY Post. This story is running fast, and Ilhan is really going to have to work to stay on top of it. I won't be surprised if she disappears on a plane loaded with cash and jewels. Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at December 11, 2025 05:23 PM (1N/bM) 204
>>EricLDaugh
· 21s >>🚨 BREAKING: Black Lives Matter Executive Director charged with WIRE FRAUD and MONEY LAUNDERING in Oklahoma, FBI Director Kash Patel says >>"An executive director with Black Lives Matter allegedly used her position to steal donor money and enrich herself." >>ACCOUNTABILITY IS HERE. >>She's accused of transferring over $2 MILLION into her personal accounts after the George Floyd fundraising Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2025 05:23 PM (viF8m) Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2025 05:24 PM (Yp6az) 206
The Skipper is the name of the Venezuelan tanker.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2025 05:23 PM (HuBpl) EFE news service is claiming that it is false flagged and has changed its name a couple of times. Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2025 05:24 PM (rbvCR) 207
>>She's accused of transferring over $2 MILLION into her personal accounts after the George Floyd fundraising
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2025 05:23 PM (viF8m) Well, you know, nobody else was using it.... Posted by: tcn in AK at December 11, 2025 05:25 PM (6Bc88) 208
EFE news service is claiming that it is false flagged and has changed its name a couple of times.
Posted by: Kindltot Kinda on-brand for the subject of this post as well. Posted by: Jackson Browne at December 11, 2025 05:25 PM (TezPK) 209
The Skipper is the name of the Venezuelan tanker.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2025 05:23 PM (HuBpl) EFE news service is claiming that it is false flagged and has changed its name a couple of times. Posted by: Kindltot Other names include "Little Buddy," and "Ginger or Maryanne. Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 05:26 PM (77rzZ) 210
What happens in societies where serious crimes get exposed, expectations are ser that justice will be served, but after all the sound and fury, nothing happens? And the cycle is repeated over and over again. And half the country is perfectly fine with it because they don't believe it, it's not serious like what the other side does, or it doesn't matter how bad it is as long as their side wins. And the other side is demoralized. Very corrosive.
I wonder if it would have been better to keep crimes out of the public eye and use it as blackmail material. Wait, maybe the Dems have already figured this out. Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 05:26 PM (Dv3i1) 211
>>🚨 BREAKING: Black Lives Matter Executive Director charged with WIRE FRAUD and MONEY LAUNDERING in Oklahoma, FBI Director Kash Patel says
The IN OKLAHOMA is what should be in caps. We need to fill the federal courts in the Plains and the South. No more D.C. or N.Y.C. juries. Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 11, 2025 05:26 PM (wGerL) 212
Drunk Super Girl is almost better than Nicole Arbour's Drunk with Batman
youtu.be/Gt1_TL-KTgc Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2025 *** On the other hand, wasn't there a plotline in the Marvel Comics long ago with Iron Man being an alcoholic and finding he could not do his job? I only have some dim memory at glancing at one comic page and being told the story. Maybe late '70s. No idea if it was Tony Stark, or someone else. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 05:26 PM (wzUl9) Posted by: Mary Ann at December 11, 2025 05:27 PM (3rtaB) 214
Am I too late for the nothing will happen comment?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 11, 2025 05:27 PM (9iyS+) 215
200 The Skipper is the name of the Venezuelan tanker.
Posted by: Boss Moss Should have let the joke go on longer😉 They were having fun with Gillian's Island. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 05:27 PM (PFs9e) 216
The Venezuelan tanker also has no insurance.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2025 05:27 PM (HuBpl) 217
Just saw a headline that 81% of Somali households are government funded in MN.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2025 05:27 PM (n5tGW) Posted by: The Cost Guard- yes it's spelled that way at December 11, 2025 05:28 PM (TezPK) 219
Is there anyone connected with the BLM organization that wasn't running a big con game for themselves?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 05:28 PM (PFs9e) 220
Only 19% are engineers and scientists?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2025 05:28 PM (HuBpl) 221
*The US has seized the Skipper*
I'd better make some sandwiches. Posted by: Mary Ann I'll arrange the conjugal visits. Posted by: Ginger at December 11, 2025 05:28 PM (TMvtO) 222
By the way, her daughter is some scrunt who got suspended from Barnard for some anti-Israel encampment action at Columbia. Lost her dorm and meal privileges and of course whined on social media about it. Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at December 11, 2025 05:29 PM (1N/bM) Posted by: THAT much! at December 11, 2025 05:29 PM (3rtaB) 224
Maryland Man, A bona fide MS13 gang banger with arrests for trafficking isn’t getting deported. Does anyone really think a member of Congress will be? Yeah, no.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 11, 2025 05:29 PM (9iyS+) 225
As for Supergirl being shown in the trailer wearing civilian clothes: I loved it when Chris Claremont and John Byrne had the X-Men wearing everyday clothes a good part of the time. In the Hellfire Club business, for instance, Scott and Jean, following up a lead, visit a dance club in a skeezy part of town wearing regular clothing. Grownup clothes, though, not this punk wannabe outfit Kara is shown wearing in this trailer.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 05:29 PM (wzUl9) 226
Just saw a headline that 81% of Somali households are government funded in MN.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk And it's 85% for Assghans. Posted by: Joe Mama at December 11, 2025 05:30 PM (TezPK) 227
Are we sure she is even from Somalia? It sounds as if she will lie about anything and everything, so maybe start checking ALL of her claims.
Posted by: Huck Follywood I think she is the Professor Quirrell of Congress. Unwrap that red turban and you will find the wizened head of He Who Shall not Be Named. Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at December 11, 2025 05:30 PM (rhY8p) 228
How long does it take to 'review a file' and why isn't it done already? Posted by: davidt ============== Good question. Do you have to replicate the entire investigation as if it was a lab experiment? Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at December 11, 2025 05:30 PM (1N/bM) 229
She should be deported for being an anti-American idiotic scrunt, but the fraud thing will work, too.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 11, 2025 05:31 PM (6Bc88) 230
Am I too late for the nothing will happen comment? Missed it by 210 comments. Posted by: THAT much! ============== I hope to be FIRST in every thread from now on. Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at December 11, 2025 05:31 PM (1N/bM) 231
Many Afghans on the dole work under the table as cabbies.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2025 05:31 PM (HuBpl) 232
You think foreign ships have insurance when foreign drivers don't?
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2025 05:32 PM (Ia/+0) 233
Many Afghans on the dole work under the table as cabbies.
Posted by: Boss Moss No cancer researchers? Posted by: Joe Mama at December 11, 2025 05:32 PM (TezPK) 234
Abrego Garcia released from ICE detention.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 11, 2025 05:33 PM (NFX2v) 235
They can house ships without insurance.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2025 05:33 PM (HuBpl) 236
I've done some of my best work under the table.
Posted by: Old Lady Enhoff at December 11, 2025 05:33 PM (3rtaB) 237
>>Many Afghans on the dole work under the table as cabbies.
Nur's father was briefly a cabbie when they first immigrated here. It really surprises me some conservative reporter hasn't looked into her real background. Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2025 05:34 PM (viF8m) 238
Wake me up when Ilhan gets deported.
Posted by: Dozer at December 11, 2025 05:34 PM (TezPK) Posted by: runner at December 11, 2025 05:34 PM (g47mK) 240
234 Abrego Garcia released from ICE detention.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 11, 2025 05:33 PM (NFX2v) Always comes down to the “ Who Runs Bartertown” conundrum. Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 05:34 PM (pDt9x) 241
Just saw a headline that 81% of Somali households are government funded in MN.
___ Democrats are paying them to vote for them with our money. Pretty ballsy for a party that has no testosterone. Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 05:34 PM (Dv3i1) 242
232 You think foreign ships have insurance when foreign drivers don't?
Posted by: Skip Nonsense. The ship was fully insured by us. Insurance by handshake. No boring, messy, forms. Posted by: Lloyd's of Lubbock at December 11, 2025 05:34 PM (oftw2) 243
Indiana voted to not redistrict.. Way to go Indiana...
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2025 05:36 PM (VE6XX) 244
To get it back someone will have to show up in a US court. Doubtfull.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2025 05:36 PM (HuBpl) 245
Abrego Garcia released from ICE detention.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day From which floor? Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 11, 2025 05:36 PM (TMvtO) 246
On the other hand, wasn't there a plotline in the Marvel Comics long ago with Iron Man being an alcoholic and finding he could not do his job? I only have some dim memory at glancing at one comic page and being told the story. Maybe late '70s. No idea if it was Tony Stark, or someone else.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere Yup, the "Demon in a Bottle" storyline. Not done for laughs. Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 11, 2025 05:36 PM (OUMaO) 247
Question - Members of Congress can't be arrested on their way to Congress. Says so in the Constitution. Now, if Nur's election was void ab intio (never was good) can she use this as an excuse not to be arrested?
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at December 11, 2025 05:37 PM (Vpqw1) 248
I need a drink.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2025 05:37 PM (HuBpl) 249
243 Indiana voted to not redistrict.. Way to go Indiana...
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2025 05:36 PM (VE6XX) In the interests of fairness and inclusivity, no doubt. They begat us Mike Pence, so should not be a surprise. Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 05:37 PM (pDt9x) 250
EFE news service is claiming that it is false flagged and has changed its name a couple of times. Posted by: Kindltot Wouldn't want to dead name a ship. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2025 05:38 PM (pkeXY) 251
They're not gubmint funded households.
They're taxpayer funded households. Posted by: Let me remind you at December 11, 2025 05:38 PM (3rtaB) 252
Indiana voted to not redistrict.. Way to go Indiana...
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2025 05:36 PM Again, IRS audits are in order. Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 05:38 PM (jc0TO) 253
Indiana voted to not redistrict.. Way to go Indiana...
Posted by: It's me donna Indiana: The Land of Milk and Toast Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 11, 2025 05:39 PM (TMvtO) 254
243 Indiana voted to not redistrict.. Way to go Indiana...
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2025 05:36 PM (VE6XX) Being in charge is haaarddd! Posted by: GOPe at December 11, 2025 05:39 PM (/6GbT) Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 11, 2025 05:40 PM (25a1J) 256
Miss Linda is down with a cold. As usual when she's sick, she doesn't eat but simply drinks water and coffee. No wonder her colds last as long as they do.
I'll try to get some solid chow into her tonight. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 05:41 PM (wzUl9) Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 05:41 PM (TN0g+) Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at December 11, 2025 05:41 PM (3rtaB) 259
I hate Omar-Nur, but not nearly as much as I hate one-named corporate band Journey!!!
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov They were good before they got Perryed. https://youtu.be/z0v69bbzeec Posted by: mikeski at December 11, 2025 05:41 PM (nhCoE) 260
Didn't an Indiana Moron tell us that their Senate is the holdout RINO grifters?
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 05:42 PM (jc0TO) 261
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Deport her and her brother/husband, too! Be gone ye scat of rat bastids! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat ============== One Lockheed C-5 Galaxy can carry 270 passengers. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 05:42 PM (xgeFZ) 262
More from the NY Post just now: It was actually Elmi who needed help with emigrating to the US. When Elmi blew into town in the late 2000s, the future congresswoman introduced him as her brother from London to members of the community, saying he needed “papers.” Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at December 11, 2025 05:43 PM (1N/bM) 263
Indiana voted to not redistrict.. Way to go Indiana...
Posted by: It's me donna -------------- "Miss us yet?" /Eunuchs Mitch Daniels and Mike Pence Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant and GayFontoPhobe at December 11, 2025 05:43 PM (25a1J) 264
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 05:41 PM (wzUl9
You're a good guy. I hope she feels better soon. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 05:43 PM (ix8EF) 265
On the other hand, wasn't there a plotline in the Marvel Comics long ago with Iron Man being an alcoholic and finding he could not do his job? I only have some dim memory at glancing at one comic page and being told the story. Maybe late '70s. No idea if it was Tony Stark, or someone else.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere * Yup, the "Demon in a Bottle" storyline. Not done for laughs. Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 11, 2025 *** That was groundbreaking in its time, I expect, like a lot of the things Marvel used to do. Having a superhero endure a serious personal crisis like that was unheard of in the old Silver Age DC days. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 05:43 PM (wzUl9) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 05:44 PM (xgeFZ) 267
Illinois voted to not pay attention to the Federal government
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2025 05:44 PM (Ia/+0) 268
One Lockheed C-5 Galaxy can carry 270 passengers.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 05:42 PM I thought the passenger deck only carried 75 - 80? Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2025 05:46 PM (0sNs1) 269
"Yup, the "Demon in a Bottle" storyline. Not done for laughs."
The first we see of Tony Stark in the first Iron Man movie was his hand, holding an obvious alcoholic drink. I always thought that it was the director apologizing in advance for changing other aspects of Stark's story. Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at December 11, 2025 05:46 PM (Vpqw1) Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2025 05:46 PM (CKPDL) 271
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"Miss us yet?" /Eunuchs Mitch Daniels and Mike Pence ------------ Never want to see you or your names again. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 05:46 PM (xgeFZ) 272
267 Illinois voted to not pay attention to the Federal government
____ They have to keep that garbage scow of a state afloat until they get a friendlies in charge of the Fed govt. to bail them out. Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 05:46 PM (Dv3i1) 273
BTW, I was told by a paratrooper who helped jump qualify the C-5A that it's not a good aircraft to jump from.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2025 05:47 PM (0sNs1) 274
267 Illinois voted to not pay attention to the Federal government
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2025 05:44 PM (Ia/+0) Well, the Democratic Socialist People’s State of Illinois, so Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 05:47 PM (pDt9x) Posted by: Gunslinger at December 11, 2025 05:47 PM (R2gO3) 276
Lowest gas prices in country are in OK $2.50
== paid 2.49 earlier this week. Posted by: Trust us!!!!!! at December 11, 2025 04:44 PM (kwWDM) And here in the People's Democratic Democracy of Washington State (Turd Fergusonville) prices are $3.99 for regular and $5.29 for diesel. Highest gas taxes in the country. I freaking hate this overrated, moldy, mossy, wet, soggy, braindead state. Posted by: Nunya Bizness at December 11, 2025 05:48 PM (7S15B) 277
I thought the passenger deck only carried 75 - 80?
Posted by: Duncanthrax --------- That's when it's set up for cargo. More when it's air bus. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 05:48 PM (xgeFZ) 278
NOOD Maryland Man
Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2025 05:49 PM (BBMJX) Posted by: Miklos notes that it is Friday, after all at December 11, 2025 05:49 PM (N7hqt) 280
Ever been pounced by a Wildcat?
Posted by: Top Cat and Benny at December 11, 2025 05:21 PM Yeah. It didn't go well for them Posted by: Mitsubishi A6M pilot at December 11, 2025 05:49 PM (0sNs1) 281
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025
* You're a good guy. I hope she feels better soon. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 *** Thanks, Fen. She has taken care of me more than once over the years, most recently after my minor surgery and earlier after I had some tooth extractions, so now it's my turn. Getting her to eat is the problem. When she's healthy she's fine in that regard. But when she's sick it's another story. And getting meds like ibuprofen into her is like trying to pill a cat. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 05:49 PM (wzUl9) Posted by: Illegal Activity Exclusion at December 11, 2025 05:50 PM (qUkBO) 283
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Chicken soup. Or, what works for me, Vietnamese Pho. With a ton of Siracha. Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2025 *** She likes that sriracha stuff. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 05:51 PM (wzUl9) 284
273 BTW, I was told by a paratrooper who helped jump qualify the C-5A that it's not a good aircraft to jump from.
Posted by: Duncanthrax ------- Surprised they aren't sucked out post haste. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 05:51 PM (xgeFZ) 285
BTW, I was told by a paratrooper who helped jump qualify the C-5A that it's not a good aircraft to jump from.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2025 05:47 PM (0sNs1) See, also, C-141. Posted by: RI Red at December 11, 2025 05:51 PM (IKyq4) 286
Right, like they're really gonna deport BrotherFucker. When pigs fly.
Posted by: Uni-partier at December 11, 2025 05:52 PM (CWGlO) 287
>>BTW, I was told by a paratrooper who helped jump qualify the C-5A that it's not a good aircraft to jump from.
There are no good planes to jump from. Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2025 05:52 PM (viF8m) 288
My FIL was a WWII 551st airborne survivor, RIP. We have his Nazi war trophies.
Posted by: Uni-partier at December 11, 2025 05:55 PM (CWGlO) 289
Teresa is out of surgery. Doctor decided against resection and instead installed a pump to deliver chemo directly to the liver.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 11, 2025 08:38 PM (PQ0Vo) 290
Stupid lady judge in MN did not let the case against Ilhan Nur start for her immigration fraud for some reason back around 2019 I think but cannot remember the issue. One investigator even snatched a used cigarette used by Omar and had it compared with sample from the brother in London (or Kenya)....it was a match.
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