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Howdy all! Boy, the left is really in a tizzy about ICE, aren't they?

Fido Friday: Whack A Carrot

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Canadians through Japanese eyes

Today's comic: Dad

Have a beer

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A lesson learned

The Frosty Saga

Lighter

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What's in a name?

I'm the first type and my son is the second

Busted! For being rad AF

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Pick your helmet

Ripped from this week's headlines

Ad from Hungary's tourism board

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On proposals. Punctuation matters

What an idea!

It's a what?

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This...is CNN

Uh oh

Merry Christmas!

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NSFW Christmas sweater

Click only if you are OK with seeing mild, non-sexual nudity

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by being drunk:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

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1 Words in search of a poem, part 1

diverticular, extracurricular,
perpendicular, extravehicular,
interfollicular, monarticular,
acromioclavicular, testicular

Posted by: mindful webworker - artisanally intelligent at December 05, 2025 10:00 PM (pv4q5)

2 Good evening morons y gracias wd por el ont

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2025 10:01 PM (vL0rw)

3 Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at December 05, 2025 10:01 PM (w3u3d)

4 I'm here!

Posted by: Half Dozen at December 05, 2025 10:02 PM (EYvpB)

5 I dated a chick named Pakistani International Airline in high school for a while. I called her Paki.

True story.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 05, 2025 10:02 PM (JkO4W)

6 Happy Friday WD! Back to the meme-a-thon....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at December 05, 2025 10:02 PM (t/66j)

7 Back to content

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at December 05, 2025 10:02 PM (w3u3d)

8 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2025 10:03 PM (cYBz/)

9 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at December 05, 2025 10:04 PM (JkO4W)

10
The lesson tonight is: Daughters are horrible. Have boys.

Posted by: Soothsayer goes at December 05, 2025 10:04 PM (1lXzG)

11 Frosty trauma tracks with the Christmas trauma in Gremlins.
Another reason to prefer the sequel [which brought in Abraham Lincoln trauma]

Posted by: gKWVE at December 05, 2025 10:04 PM (gKWVE)

12 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 05, 2025 10:05 PM (YoT4f)

13
President won "a" "peace" "prize?"

That's nice.

He should just award himself a DEEZ Prize.

Posted by: Soothsayer goes at December 05, 2025 10:06 PM (1lXzG)

14 I must be a third haircut type. The kind who shaves his head in the summer, goes to the barber to knock off the sides a couple times in the late fall, then lets it grow in the winter because it's cold and screw you.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 05, 2025 10:06 PM (gKWVE)

15 Dad comic isn't that funny.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 05, 2025 10:07 PM (dyewR)

16 Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2025 10:03 PM (cYBz/)

what about the rest of us? especially those from Canada ?

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2025 10:07 PM (g47mK)

17 Happy Friday night!

Posted by: Crusader at December 05, 2025 10:09 PM (Cjcf6)

18 The lesson tonight is: Daughters are horrible. Have boys.
Posted by: Soothsayer

It was my privilege to have five sons before I was blessed with a 14 year old daughter by marriage.

Even though I had, by that time, numerous aunts, sisters, and female cousins, I quickly learned I knew absolutely nothing about daughters.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2025 10:10 PM (cYBz/)

19 Pakistan International Airlines, please report to the customer service desk. Your passengers are waiting.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at December 05, 2025 10:10 PM (31p00)

20 Canada-ah-ah-ah-ah...

Posted by: Van Halen at December 05, 2025 10:10 PM (Q+gd/)

21 I must be a third haircut type. The kind who shaves his head in the summer, goes to the barber to knock off the sides a couple times in the late fall, then lets it grow in the winter because it's cold and screw you.
Posted by: gKWVE at December 05, 2025 10:06 PM (gKWVE)

Then there's a 4th kind, me. A protester. No haircut until somebody goes to jail for the VOVID-1984 bullshit. Needless to say, my hair's the longest it's ever been. On the plus side, living in Queens behind enemy lines, like Mona Lisa Vito said, 'I blend'.

Posted by: RickZ at December 05, 2025 10:10 PM (gKDq2)

22
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by being drunk:

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Those poor poor bleachers. Won't anybody care for the bleachers?

Was this a fast 1/4 mile dirt track? Looked like a lot of where I grew up. May have dated her granny back in the 70s.
*rednecks are awesome

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 05, 2025 10:11 PM (QVmho)

23 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️🎄

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 05, 2025 10:11 PM (SRRAx)

24 Any station this net. Any station this net.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at December 05, 2025 10:12 PM (jt/rW)

25 Bleacher Chick is a Roadhouse 2

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 05, 2025 10:12 PM (dyewR)

26 It would be tough to resist giving that deer a boop on its nose.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 05, 2025 10:12 PM (syz1S)

27 Looks at the NSFW Christmas sweater.

Thinks of a Nancy Pelosi joke.

Types.

Deletes.

It wasn't that funny.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 05, 2025 10:13 PM (TR4+2)

28 Weird Dave, thank you for Whack a Carrot. After spending time lugging my Christmas stuff up from the basement, I needed the laugh.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2025 10:13 PM (0Htd1)

29 My mom's name was Patience

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2025 10:14 PM (rbvCR)

30 like Philadelphia

I did not see that one coming. Mind blown.
One difference, sleight of hand if you will, is that the Ottomans did not end slavery. There was a ban on the trade in 1857 but by then, Constantinople/ Istanbul was too weak to enforce any real ban on slavery outside Thrace and west Anatolia. The Kurds were still on it, the Balkans were the Balkans, and Arabia and Africa were like LOL glwt.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 05, 2025 10:14 PM (gKWVE)

31
My mom's name was Patience
Posted by: Kindltot

Was it Patience or Prudence in Support Your Local Gun Fighter?

*looks at imdb*

Suzanne Pleshette as Patience. I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 05, 2025 10:17 PM (QVmho)

32 Pick your helmet

#7. Definitely #7.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 05, 2025 10:20 PM (Riz8t)

33 Thanks for the ONT.

Always been the 2nd type of Man as regards haircuts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 05, 2025 10:20 PM (zZu0s)

34 Not only read everything, but also watched the videos!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 05, 2025 10:20 PM (xqL5c)

35 Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 05, 2025 10:21 PM (dyewR)

36 That last video is a prime example of "public intoxication."

Posted by: pookysgirl has yet to be arrested at December 05, 2025 10:21 PM (Wt5PA)

37

Forget all about that macho shit
And learn how to play Qatar

Posted by: Tucker Melloncamp at December 05, 2025 10:21 PM (pkeXY)

38
The girl on The Ghost & Mrs Muir is named Prudence.

Posted by: Soothsayer goes at December 05, 2025 10:21 PM (1lXzG)

39 Ad from Hungary's tourism board

Its got to be fake but it's true. Middle finger to EU.

Posted by: Joemarine at December 05, 2025 10:22 PM (y171U)

40 Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

I was in Istanbul a few weeks ago. I went to the Blue Mosque, which is adjacent to Hagia Sophia. I've always wanted to see the latter, but it's restricted now for non-Muslims. Some friends got inside and took pictures.

The Blue Mosque is much superior.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 05, 2025 10:22 PM (Riz8t)

41 Apparently they're still pumping the walking corpse named Joe Biden full of chemicals and having him deliver what is allegedly "speeches". He gave one today at a LGBTQRSEUGBPISQ assembly.

What's funny is that Joe Biden when he was in his alleged "prime" was such a mean and vicious person that had THAT version of Joe Biden been present tonight he would have denounced them all as a bunch of perverts.

Posted by: Crusader at December 05, 2025 10:23 PM (Cjcf6)

42 #7 for $500

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 05, 2025 10:23 PM (SZI4T)

43 The girl on The Ghost & Mrs Muir is named Prudence.

--------

Blitzen had a girlfriend named Prudence.

Deer Prudence.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 05, 2025 10:23 PM (dyewR)

44 From a drunk raccoon to... whatever that was.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 05, 2025 10:24 PM (MZ+PY)

45 Bleacher Chick is a Roadhouse 2
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

I donno. Get some wave action going and your off to paradise!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 05, 2025 10:24 PM (L/fGl)

46 Evening, people-oids,

Did anybody ever answer Ace's question on the Cafe of "What is this thing?" Seems to me I'd seen a pic of one like it at some time, and read the name, but now I can't recall it. It looks like a relative of the llama and alpaca. Guanaco?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 05, 2025 10:25 PM (wzUl9)

47 Was it wrong to laugh at the fat lady falling down?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2025 10:25 PM (IC093)

48
The girl actress on Buffy the Vampire Slayer is name Charisma (Carpenter).

Posted by: Soothsayer goes at December 05, 2025 10:26 PM (1lXzG)

49 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 05, 2025 10:26 PM (lUFok)

50

The girl on The Ghost & Mrs Muir is named Prudence.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Did poobertty hit her hard?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 05, 2025 10:27 PM (QVmho)

51
the kids today say "rizz"

it's short for charisma

but they really don't know what "charisma" means

So "rizz" to them is, like, cool.

Posted by: Soothsayer goes at December 05, 2025 10:27 PM (1lXzG)

52 38 The girl on The Ghost & Mrs Muir is named Prudence.
Posted by: Soothsayer goes at December 05, 2025 10:21 PM (1lXzG)

Grew up with the kids TV show and didn't know it was originally a movie made in the late 1940s.

Now it is my top 5 movie favorite. Rex Harrison and Gene Tierney wow, what a beautiful couple. And what a moving story.

Posted by: Joemarine at December 05, 2025 10:27 PM (y171U)

53 Trotting those beer steins upstairs would get old fast.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 05, 2025 10:27 PM (L/fGl)

54 Follow-up from this morning's Rant thread:

356 Last year's concert from the Tabernacle Choir just got broadcast on PBS a week ago and it was quite good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obZDWSUxwVo
Posted by: pkudude99 at December 05, 2025 12:22 PM (ODCB/)

I got sick and missed the final rehearsals for that concert, so I wasn't able to participate. Instead, I got to attend the concert with my little granddaughter. Great memories.

The 2025 Christmas Concert will be Thursday, Friday, and Saturday of this coming week. Our regular broadcast on that Sunday morning will be a much shorter recap of parts of the concert. You can watch that one live at this link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dqzv8khQmQ

Official video of this concert will be released around December 1 next year.

Posted by: Half Dozen at December 05, 2025 10:28 PM (EYvpB)

55 NSFW Christmas sweater really needs a second reindeer. Like a friend.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 05, 2025 10:28 PM (dyewR)

56 Ad from Hungary's tourism board

🎵🛳️🎵 it's a dream of how we used to be.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 05, 2025 10:29 PM (SZI4T)

57 Deer Prudence.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 05, 2025 10:23 PM (dyewR)

We saw what you did there.

Posted by: The Beatles at December 05, 2025 10:29 PM (QZzSm)

58 53 Trotting those beer steins upstairs would get old fast.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 05, 2025 10:27 PM (L/fGl)

----------

They used to have a dumbwaiter but he went on disability.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 05, 2025 10:30 PM (dyewR)

59
Was it wrong to laugh at the fat lady falling down?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Only of you didn't channel Eddie Murphy's Aunt Bunny routine.

I'm not going to hell, because I was all...
Hep me lord, bommboomboom, oh lord, help me, boomboomboom.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 05, 2025 10:30 PM (QVmho)

60 My helmet...9...everyday...except Christmas 🍺😊

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 05, 2025 10:30 PM (3pxDZ)

61 And the passings just keep on coming, co-worker that I worked with for over 15 years passed yesterday, I used to get to the office before everyone, when Bob started he got to the office earlier than I did, we had a good competition of who could get there the earliest, ultimately, he won out.

RIP Bob, you will definitely be missed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 05, 2025 10:31 PM (XV/Pl)

62 The St. Pauli girl, for want of a better term, has worked a few Oktoberfests.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 05, 2025 10:31 PM (xqL5c)

63 Lots of great stuff tonight. Thanks Weird Dave.

There is a small area made up of very south Jersey, a piece of Delaware, and a bit of Maryland that pronounces merry, Mary, and marry individually. And, yes, I do come from that small area and after nearly 60 years in Nebraska I still pronounce each word differently. And one of these days I am going to smack the XO for asking for a "pin" when he actually wants a "pen".

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at December 05, 2025 10:31 PM (DK5Sh)

64 I have to figure out how to give Mrs. F. the slip tomorrow and get over to McD's for a McRib.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2025 10:31 PM (IC093)

65
I have to figure out how to give Mrs. F. the slip tomorrow and get over to McD's for a McRib.

Posted by: San Franpsycho

Her car has a funneh sound and you need to test drive it. Duh.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 05, 2025 10:32 PM (QVmho)

66 The girl actress on Buffy the Vampire Slayer is name Charisma (Carpenter).

Posted by: Soothsayer goes at December 05, 2025

***
Cordelia. Also a regular on Angel for part of the series' run.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 05, 2025 10:33 PM (wzUl9)

67 Women discover traditional marriage.
hahahahah
that's tough.

Women, come on down.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 05, 2025 10:34 PM (SZI4T)

68 I have to figure out how to give Mrs. F. the slip tomorrow and get over to McD's for a McRib.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I got hungry mid-week, and decided the McD's was the closest place.
Ordered McRib. Determined McRib was not a mobile sandwich. Had forgotten that somewhere along the way.

Posted by: MkY at December 05, 2025 10:36 PM (q6tQZ)

69 The girl on The Ghost & Mrs Muir is named Prudence.
Posted by: Soothsayer goes at December 05, 2025
*
Grew up with the kids TV show and didn't know it was originally a movie made in the late 1940s.

Now it is my top 5 movie favorite. Rex Harrison and Gene Tierney wow, what a beautiful couple. And what a moving story.
Posted by: Joemarine at December 05, 2025

***
There was a kids' TV show? I know there was a prime-time series with Edward Mulhare as the Captain and Hope Lange as the woman who buys his house, but it only lasted a year. I don't know if it was more comedy or drama with humor like the film.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 05, 2025 10:37 PM (wzUl9)

70 This...is CNN

Hey, man, look at his teeth. Just look.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 05, 2025 10:37 PM (SZI4T)

71 RIP Bob, you will definitely be missed.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 05, 2025 10:31 PM (XV/Pl)
=====

May his memory be a blessing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2025 10:37 PM (IC093)

72 The Prudence in Dear Prudence was Prudence Farrow, Mia Farrow’s sister, who spent some time in the UK hanging out with the Beatles.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 05, 2025 10:38 PM (c7Ygk)

73 Ad from Hungary's tourism board

It's got to be fake but it's true. Middle finger to EU

From all I could find out, it's real.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 05, 2025 10:39 PM (df/te)

74 Always been the 2nd type of Man as regards haircuts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 05, 2025

***
I suggest there is a third type: the man who gets his hair cut on a schedule whether the hair needs it or not. (Yes, that's me. This summer I tried extending the three-week interval to four, and it was too much for me. I'm back to three.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 05, 2025 10:40 PM (wzUl9)

75 I got hungry mid-week, and decided the McD's was the closest place.
Ordered McRib. Determined McRib was not a mobile sandwich. Had forgotten that somewhere along the way.
Posted by: MkY at December 05, 2025 10:36 PM (q6tQZ)
=====

I'll have to go the ghetto but it's worth the risk. They had one at the mall but it closed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2025 10:40 PM (IC093)

76 Robert Young Pelton, author of "World's Most Dangerous Places," said that the abbreviation for Pakistan International Airlines had several alternate meanings:
Pilot Is Asleep.
Passengers Invoking Allah.
Parachute Is Advisable.

Posted by: PabloD at December 05, 2025 10:41 PM (GALGA)

77
Wait.
I think I messed up and named the wrong TV show.

Posted by: Soothsayer goes at December 05, 2025 10:42 PM (1lXzG)

78 Well, good evening and good night...
Thanks WD!
"Sleep: nature’s way of saying ‘you’re done for today.’”
Good night pals👋💤💤💤

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 05, 2025 10:42 PM (3pxDZ)

79
What's the TV Show with "picadilly" in the theme song?

Posted by: Soothsayer goes at December 05, 2025 10:42 PM (1lXzG)

80 Only of you didn't channel Eddie Murphy's Aunt Bunny routine.

I'm not going to hell, because I was all...
Hep me lord, bommboomboom, oh lord, help me, boomboomboom.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 05, 2025 10:30 PM (QVmho)
====
I didn't but I will now LOL

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2025 10:43 PM (IC093)

81
British lady, Janet Mills? She's shows up as a Nanny...

Posted by: Soothsayer goes at December 05, 2025 10:43 PM (1lXzG)

82
Now I 'membah...

The Nanny & the Professor

Posted by: Soothsayer goes at December 05, 2025 10:44 PM (1lXzG)

83
That's the show with the "Prudence" girl, not Ghost & Mrs Muir.

Posted by: Soothsayer goes at December 05, 2025 10:44 PM (1lXzG)

84 Robert Young Pelton, author of "World's Most Dangerous Places," said that the abbreviation for Pakistan International Airlines had several alternate meanings:
Pilot Is Asleep.
Passengers Invoking Allah.
Parachute Is Advisable.
Posted by: PabloD at December 05, 2025

***
Peeing In Air

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 05, 2025 10:45 PM (wzUl9)

85 Never had a McRib.

McDonald’s is best for an Egg McMuffin on the way up to the ski slopes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2025 10:45 PM (mT+6a)

86 British lady, Janet Mills? She's shows up as a Nanny...
Posted by: Soothsayer goes at December 05, 2025 10:43 PM (1lXzG)

----------

Juliet Mills.

Nanny and the Professor.

Which incidentally, would make a fine title for a sitcom about a muslim weapons instructor who lives with a goat,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 05, 2025 10:46 PM (dyewR)

87 The James Madison Dukes won the Sun Belt Conference by beating up Troy, 31-14. It was a good game till the 4th, and then JMU broke it open. the other two games tonight are not close. Boise St is beating UNLV 28-14. Tulane is stomping North Texas, 31-7.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 05, 2025 10:46 PM (YoT4f)

88 I take Boy F. and myself for haircuts every three weeks and he is super super compulsive about staying on schedule.

I had to cut his hair myself until he was about 6 because there was no way he was going to still for a barber.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2025 10:46 PM (IC093)

89 British lady, Janet Mills? She's shows up as a Nanny...
Posted by: Soothsayer goes at December 05, 2025

***
Juliet Mills, daughter of John and sister of Hayley. I always thought she was much lovelier than her sister, who got all the attention back then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 05, 2025 10:46 PM (wzUl9)

90 Dear Prudence

youtube.com/watch?v=wQA59IkCF5I

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 05, 2025 10:46 PM (SZI4T)

91 CBD would be very disappointed with Japanese-imagined Canadians...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2025 10:47 PM (ynpvh)

92 Hiya, Nurse!

I like the Egg McMuffin, but the post-McMuffin breath is enough to knock a buzzard off a gut wagon.

Posted by: PabloD at December 05, 2025 10:47 PM (GALGA)

93 Gordon has been doing very well

Posted by: n at December 05, 2025 10:47 PM (RdmzP)

94 Cordelia. Also a regular on Angel for part of the series' run.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 05, 2025 10:33 PM (wzUl9)
---
Joss Whedon reportedly pressured her to sleep with him, as many of the actresses he employed did, but she refused, so he wrote her character in a deliberately humiliating way before killing her off.

Other cast members subsequently denounced him (including Michelle Gellar, who he had the sense never to try to score with), and he's been sidelined.

Never trust "male feminists."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 05, 2025 10:48 PM (ZOv7s)

95 To McRib or not to McRib this weekend... maybe I'll justify it by giving in to my occasional craving for McD's fries.

Posted by: PabloD at December 05, 2025 10:49 PM (GALGA)

96 Never had a McRib.

McDonald’s is best for an Egg McMuffin on the way up to the ski slopes.
Posted by: nur

there's a bunch to work with there but I am going to leave everything as is.

for now

Posted by: n at December 05, 2025 10:49 PM (RdmzP)

97 89 There was a kids' TV show? I know there was a prime-time series with Edward Mulhare as the Captain and Hope Lange as the woman who buys his house, but it only lasted a year. I don't know if it was more comedy or drama with humor like the film.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 05, 2025 10:37 PM (wzUl9)

Wolfus, I called it a kid's TV show because I was a kid when I watched it...no confusion intended.

Posted by: Joemarine at December 05, 2025 10:49 PM (y171U)

98 Apparently there is an actor named Paul Dano.

Apparently Ben Stiller thinks his opinions should carry weight. Which is weird, because he made a living out of being a 100% full time wimp.

Alec Baldwin supports the alleged actor "Paul Dano" as well. Alec is in the habit of shooting people he works with that he doesn't like, so I guess this endorsement is genuine.

What would we do without the Film Actors Guild?

Posted by: Crusader at December 05, 2025 10:49 PM (Cjcf6)

99 >>>And one of these days I am going to smack the XO for asking for a "pin" when he actually wants a "pen".
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin
----

Tough girl, good to see you.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 05, 2025 10:49 PM (SZI4T)

100 Chilly and damp here, with rain due to start anytime and last through tomorrow evening. Sunday looks better, Monday will be a little colder, and then a warmup with no rain until we have about 70 F. on Thursday. I can get caught up on my workouts this week. Maybe, a road trip up to the Tecovas store about eighty miles NW of me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 05, 2025 10:50 PM (wzUl9)

101 McRib is worth trying if you like pork bbq because people who like it love it. But it is really in its own category.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2025 10:50 PM (IC093)

102
Soft & sweet...

Phoebe Figalilly...

is a silly name...

and so many silly things keep happening

Posted by: Soothsayer goes at December 05, 2025 10:50 PM (1lXzG)

103 To McRib or not to McRib this weekend... maybe I'll justify it by giving in to my occasional craving for McD's fries.

it is technically crypto cuisine, it is the bigfoot of foods, yeah it exists but it is probably not really food.

The good news is you cannot say it is artificial

Posted by: n at December 05, 2025 10:51 PM (RdmzP)

104 Greater grandma named, Faith.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 05, 2025 10:51 PM (SZI4T)

105 @1 (apologies to the great Muldoon)

I joined a club, extracurricular
For those who love all things testicular,
We decked all the halls
With pictures of balls
And gave our trucks scrota, vehicular

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at December 05, 2025 10:51 PM (t/66j)

106 Wolfus, I called [Ghost and Mrs. Muir] a kid's TV show because I was a kid when I watched it...no confusion intended.
Posted by: Joemarine at December 05, 2025

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Ah. It might have been dumbed down for TV anyway, unlike the subtle humor and character interplay of the film.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 05, 2025 10:51 PM (wzUl9)

107 Hocus Pocus by Focus?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 05, 2025 10:51 PM (xcxpd)

108 Wolfus, I called it a kid's TV show because I was a kid when I watched it...no confusion intended.
Posted by: Joemarine at December 05, 2025 10:49 PM (y171U)

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The Ghost and Mrs. Muir?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2025 10:52 PM (IC093)

109
It had Charles Nelson Reilly in it -- it was a kids & adult kids show.

Posted by: Soothsayer goes at December 05, 2025 10:52 PM (1lXzG)

110 bbq is way overrated, nothing more than some away to serve foods that are too tough to eat

Posted by: n at December 05, 2025 10:52 PM (RdmzP)

111 81 British lady, Janet Mills? She's shows up as a Nanny...
Posted by: Soothsayer goes at December 05, 2025 10:43 PM (1lXzG)

Phoebe Figalilly is a silly name.

Posted by: Joemarine at December 05, 2025 10:53 PM (y171U)

112 101 McRib is worth trying if you like pork bbq because people who like it love it. But it is really in its own category.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2025 10:50 PM (IC093)

Real talk: If you think you might like a McRib, go buy a pulled pork sammish from a BBQ place. Only buy the McRib if you are unable to find a BBQ joint in your AOO

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 05, 2025 10:53 PM (xcxpd)

113 I suggest there is a third type: the man who gets his hair cut on a schedule whether the hair needs it or not. (Yes, that's me. This summer I tried extending the three-week interval to four, and it was too much for me. I'm back to three.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 05, 2025 10:40 PM (wzUl9)
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It's flat out wrong. I used to get my hair cut to remain in regulation. Now I do it whenever I damn well feel like it.

Being a civilian rocks.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 05, 2025 10:53 PM (ZOv7s)

114 110 bbq is way overrated, nothing more than some away to serve foods that are too tough to eat
Posted by: n at December 05, 2025 10:52 PM (RdmzP)

Smoked meat is wonderful and proof that God wants us to be happy with Hickory smoke.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 05, 2025 10:54 PM (xcxpd)

115 110 bbq is way overrated, nothing more than some away to serve foods that are too tough to eat

Posted by: n at December 05, 2025 10:52 PM (RdmzP)

Depends how one barbecues...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2025 10:54 PM (ynpvh)

116 bucees is probably the best way to get bbq

Posted by: n at December 05, 2025 10:54 PM (RdmzP)

117 Mark!

It’s blowing stink out here in the beach! You got wind?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2025 10:54 PM (mT+6a)

118
Juliet Mills, daughter of John and sister of Hayley. I always thought she was much lovelier than her sister, who got all the attention back then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I concur, ol' chum. Juliet was lovelier than Hayley.

Posted by: Soothsayer goes at December 05, 2025 10:54 PM (1lXzG)

119
Joss Whedon reportedly pressured her to sleep with him, as many of the actresses he employed did, but she refused, so he wrote her character in a deliberately humiliating way before killing her off.

Never trust "male feminists."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 05, 2025 10:48 PM (ZOv7s)

If I remember correctly, she was also pregnant during filming of Angel, and he told her to have an abortion so she could continue to be "sexy". She refused and that contributed to his disgusting treatment of her.

Posted by: moki at December 05, 2025 10:55 PM (wLjpr)

120 If anyone here really thinks a McRib tastes like Bar-b-que please travel to S.Carolina and get some.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 05, 2025 10:55 PM (SZI4T)

121 109
It had Charles Nelson Reilly in it -- it was a kids & adult kids show.
Posted by: Soothsayer goes at December 05, 2025 10:52 PM (1lXzG)

Match Game?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 05, 2025 10:55 PM (xcxpd)

122 n!

You cantankerous bastard. How are you?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2025 10:55 PM (mT+6a)

123 I'm a holiday haircutter. Went right before July 4, and right before Thanksgiving. Wolfus is obsessed.

Posted by: Helmet #9 at December 05, 2025 10:55 PM (oftw2)

124 I imagine Sauron wished he had a big beautiful border wall.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 05, 2025 10:56 PM (jc0TO)

125
Smoked meat is wonderful and proof that God wants us to be happy with Hickory smoke.
Posted by: Mar

it is great tasting, but unecessary with good meats and definitely not healthy to eat, tough its better than smokinh cigarettes and eating the butts

however if you smoked and bbqed the butts they would taste good

Posted by: n at December 05, 2025 10:56 PM (RdmzP)

126
Juliet Mills
Status: Not Mort
turned 81 two weeks ago

Hayley Mills, sister
Status: Not Mort
79.5 yrs of age

Posted by: Soothsayer goes at December 05, 2025 10:56 PM (1lXzG)

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