Rainy Day Cafe

Kristen Mae Photography

The Christmas Guardian will save the tree.

Re-post: Baby elephant wants cuddles, does not realize he weighs 300 pounds.

Elephant visits hospital to say goodbye to his dying caregiver.

Puggle cuddle.

CONTENT WARNING (for Duncanthrax): Baby penguin still has his baby feather-fur on his head.

We strike at dawn.

Copykiitten.

Cat capsule hotel.

Man vs. Tiger tug of war.

It's breakfast time, I have commanded.

They pushed him TOO FAR:

That smirk before he crashed out..🐕🐾😅 pic.twitter.com/eCvtGliF0r
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 2, 2025

The dog tried to de-escalate with a Chang-like monk-smile, but the bully just didn't understand that while the dog seeks peace, he is always ready to make war.

Dog's reaction to meeting a puppy..🐕🐾🐶😍

📹keziandkitty pic.twitter.com/ZjgErW1efF
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 2, 2025

They used to be wolves.

He's in love with baby chickens..🐕🐾🐥🐥😍 pic.twitter.com/lksle577kM
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 2, 2025

Show me the MRI!

Senior dog still gets excited when seeing his owner.. 🐕🐾😊❤️ pic.twitter.com/9LbElrweeL
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 2, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 Baby penguin has the same haircut as all the teenaged boys at the gym.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 02, 2025 07:32 PM (zYpTz)

2 Dogs! Thx Ace!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 02, 2025 07:34 PM (Cjt/F)

3 Chobani is churned out by illegals? Damn, I love that stuff. Now I'll need to find an alternative.

Posted by: Delurker at December 02, 2025 07:35 PM (NhiOW)

4 Hey, gang, welcome to tonight's Caf ... what's that smell?

* sniff *

Arrggh! They're happy-footing through here AGAIN! Quick, sound the alarm!! Everyone don and hookup their OBAs!

Now!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 02, 2025 07:35 PM (0sNs1)

5 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2025 07:36 PM (Ia/+0)

6 It's time for Big Monkey to step up and take over the Cafe!

Not enough primate representation here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 07:36 PM (2sg1c)

7 https://tinyurl.com/3pp9tpfa

I wonder who put this sign up?

Posted by: Z, no not him. A different Z at December 02, 2025 07:36 PM (iAcMN)

8 Thanks Ace!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 02, 2025 07:36 PM (AsaWd)

9 Wow, chicken mcnuggets!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2025 07:37 PM (sDNVV)

10 thank you, yes, you may have all of my share of the yogurt ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 02, 2025 07:37 PM (Cjt/F)

11 Yogurt, make your own.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2025 07:39 PM (sDNVV)

12 I'm glad to see felines well represented in today's cafe. Thanks ace.

PS: Dogs eat cat shit.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 02, 2025 07:39 PM (abIsI)

13 Man vs. Tiger tug of war.
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Winner eats the loser?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2025 07:40 PM (IBQGV)

14 Without my glasses on, those baby chickens look more like fried chicken. And now I want some fried chicken.

Posted by: Delurker at December 02, 2025 07:40 PM (NhiOW)

15 Publix store brand yogurt is pretty good. I just do the plain with some fresh blueberry mixed in.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 07:40 PM (2sg1c)

16 As God is my witness, I thought Duncanthraxes could fly.

Posted by: Gen. Augusto Penguinochet at December 02, 2025 07:41 PM (mADJX)

17 PS: Dogs eat cat shit.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 02, 2025 07:39 PM (abIsI)

————

So does your mom.

Posted by: A Dog at December 02, 2025 07:41 PM (u73oe)

18 No Publix where I'm at. Whole Foods' 365 store brand is real good, but they only make a couple of flavors.

Posted by: Delurker at December 02, 2025 07:42 PM (NhiOW)

19 Without my glasses on, those baby chickens look more like fried chicken. And now I want some fried chicken.
Posted by: Delurker at December 02, 2025 07:40 PM (NhiOW)
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They probably look like fried chicken to the dogs as well...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2025 07:43 PM (IBQGV)

20 Better turn this off and get some sleep
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2025 07:43 PM (Ia/+0)

21 I don't understand all these capybaras wandering around -- do they not taste very good?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 02, 2025 07:43 PM (Rdtw1)

22 Night, skip!

Posted by: Piper at December 02, 2025 07:44 PM (OoFl2)

23 I didn't know a baby platypus was called a puggle! Now I'm one up. Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: Paco at December 02, 2025 07:44 PM (mADJX)

24 Those four cats in the cat hotel are what we used to call "husky."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2025 07:44 PM (9ipOP)

25 The line of lumbering capybaras made me think of The Dark Crystal for some reason.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2025 07:45 PM (36PRH)

26 Cat capsule hotel.
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I have 5 cats. Never for a moment do I believe I could get any two of them to do what all four of those cats are able to do.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2025 07:46 PM (IBQGV)

27 sounds like a good idea; g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 02, 2025 07:46 PM (Cjt/F)

28 Yay! Penguin content! Baby penguin content, even! All well-adjusted Morons salute the boss! The few ne'er-do-wells can go squeeze a breeze!

Posted by: Penguin Pete at December 02, 2025 07:46 PM (oftw2)

29 Gen. Augusto Penguinochet

Of the County Armagh O'Chets?

Posted by: RickZ at December 02, 2025 07:48 PM (gKDq2)

30
The Trump administration said it will withhold SNAP food aid from recipients in most Democratic-led states starting next week unless they provide recipient data

--ABC news

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 02, 2025 07:49 PM (vt0Di)

31 From wikipedia

"The meat is considered unsuitable to eat in some areas, while in other areas it is considered an important source of protein. In parts of South America, especially in Venezuela, capybara meat is popular during Lent and Holy Week as the Catholic Church (according to a legend) previously issued special dispensation to allow it to be eaten while other meats are generally forbidden. There is widespread perception in Venezuela that consumption of capybaras is exclusive to rural people."

So that's it - they don't taste good. Lucky for them.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 02, 2025 07:49 PM (Rdtw1)

32 30
The Trump administration said it will withhold SNAP food aid from recipients in most Democratic-led states starting next week unless they provide recipient data

--ABC news
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 02, 2025 07:49 PM (vt0Di

*slow clap*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 07:50 PM (2sg1c)

33 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2025 07:50 PM (cYBz/)

34 I don't think it's controversial to say that at the high end of the predator-hunter scale cats are way above dogs.

Posted by: Hut at December 02, 2025 07:51 PM (Uy2jz)

35 The mark of Big Penguin's AI generated baby penguin propaganda is quite obvious once you realize what is missing from the picture.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at December 02, 2025 07:51 PM (vFG9F)

36 What I've got they used to call the blues

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 02, 2025 07:51 PM (gbOdA)

37 1 I don't understand all these capybaras wandering around -- do they not taste very good?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 02, 2025

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And that they are walking, nay, marching in single file. Odd.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2025 07:53 PM (wzUl9)

38 *Clicks on link from top photo*

"You guys, I had no idea how special this photo was until I got home."

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That's because you ran it through your photoshop filters when you got home, cupcake.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 07:53 PM (Wk8nw)

39
Skip is kinda our reverse "Norm," isn't he?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2025 07:53 PM (/KwID)

40 Evening all

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2025 07:53 PM (v5I3n)

41 The meat is considered unsuitable to eat in some areas. . . .
Posted by: bob

I must say, there are areas of a steer or pig I consider unsuitable to eat also.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2025 07:54 PM (cYBz/)

42 I don't understand all these capybaras wandering around -- do they not taste very good?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 02, 2025

Someone should try it.

You first.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 07:54 PM (7MeQV)

43 rickb223, big hug for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2025 07:54 PM (sDNVV)

44 ". . . There is widespread perception in Venezuela that consumption of capybaras is exclusive to rural people."

So that's it - they don't taste good. Lucky for them.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 02, 2025

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Like possum meat on The Beverly Hillbillies!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2025 07:54 PM (wzUl9)

45
Why doesn't our Republican Congress simply pass a law forcing States to comply with federal fund transparency requests?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2025 07:55 PM (/KwID)

46 35 The mark of Big Penguin's AI generated baby penguin propaganda is quite obvious once you realize what is missing from the picture. - Penguin Facts

Actually, it is more likely that the video was altered by anti-Penguin forces, because the original showed the baby penguin holding a paper in its mouth with a list of the 57 card-carrying communists who make up the Penguin Facts secretariat.

Posted by: Paco at December 02, 2025 07:55 PM (mADJX)

47 What I've got they used to call the blues
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 02, 2025 07:51 PM (gbOdA)

Karen. The original Karen.

Posted by: Hut at December 02, 2025 07:55 PM (Uy2jz)

48
What about a rump roast?

I have one going in the crockpot in the morning.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 07:55 PM (3ek7K)

49 The meat is considered unsuitable to eat in some areas. . . .
Posted by: bob

I must say, there are areas of a steer or pig I consider unsuitable to eat also.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2025 07:54 PM (cYBz/)

A bazillion people in India think it's unsuitable to eat a cow.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 07:55 PM (52+rt)

50
Cat capsule hotel.
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I have 5 cats. Never for a moment do I believe I could get any two of them to do what all four of those cats are able to do.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

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When I saw that I thought: Those cats are drugged.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 02, 2025 07:55 PM (vt0Di)

51 Yogurt, make your own.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2025 07:39 PM (sDNVV)

I had been struggling with making yogurt for a while, and I finally tried using cultured buttermilk for a starter. It really isn't yogurt, but it is similar

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 07:56 PM (rbvCR)

52
I must say, there are areas of a steer or pig I consider unsuitable to eat also.
Posted by: Tonypete

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My people believe in eating the whole pig.

Posted by: Oscar Mayer at December 02, 2025 07:56 PM (Rdtw1)

53
Stop buying that shit processed yogurt. Just eat pudding, why don't you? The result will be the same: diabetes.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2025 07:56 PM (/KwID)

54 rickb223, big hug for you.
Posted by: Ben

Big hug back, Ma'am.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2025 07:56 PM (v5I3n)

55 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2025 07:50 PM (cYBz/)
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And nothing for me?

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 07:56 PM (krQz2)

56
Without my glasses on, those baby chickens look more like fried chicken. And now I want some fried chicken.
Posted by: Delurker

I don't want my fried chicken moving around.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2025 07:56 PM (pkeXY)

57 44 ". . . There is widespread perception in Venezuela that consumption of capybaras is exclusive to rural people." - bob (moron incognitus)

Well, I guess that explains why they're moving to town.

Posted by: Paco at December 02, 2025 07:57 PM (mADJX)

58 The Trump administration said it will withhold SNAP food aid from recipients in most Democratic-led states starting next week unless they provide recipient data

--ABC news
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 02, 2025 07:49 PM (vt0Di)

Please. Stop. I can only get so excited.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 07:57 PM (rbvCR)

59 Eating the last of the Thanksgiving ham in ham & bean soup.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2025 07:58 PM (v5I3n)

60 51 Yogurt, make your own.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2025 07:39 PM (sDNVV)

Mrs. Paco makes her own. Now she won't touch the store-bought stuff.

Posted by: Paco at December 02, 2025 07:58 PM (mADJX)

61 And nothing for me?
Posted by: Axeman

"Whoa, whoa, I'm the Axman!"

*Hmmm, needs more work*
-- Zombie George Harrison

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2025 07:58 PM (cYBz/)

62 Someone should try it.

You first.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 07:54 PM (7MeQV)

There was a poster here, years ago, who mentioned living on capybara for a bit, and did not sound impressed with it.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 07:59 PM (rbvCR)

63 CONTENT WARNING (for Duncanthrax): Baby penguin still has his baby feather-fur on his head.

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I'm pretty sure that's a young Samuel L. Jackson wearing a beanie.

/He makes a cameo at the end of Season 3 of Tulsa King and plays ... as always ... himself, with lots of generous mumbling "MFer" lines.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 07:59 PM (pG0Ez)

64 There is widespread perception in Venezuela that consumption of capybaras is exclusive to rural people."

So that's it - they don't taste good. Lucky for them.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 02, 2025 07:49 PM (Rdtw1)

There is widespread perception in Washington DC that sex with adult females is exclusive to rural people.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 07:59 PM (rxRAc)

65 There is widespread perception in Venezuela that consumption of capybaras is exclusive to rural people." - bob (moron incognitus)

Well, I guess that explains why they're moving to town.

Posted by: Paco at December 02, 2025 07:57 PM (mADJX)
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They don't eat bats, do they?

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 07:59 PM (krQz2)

66 The Catholic Church also issued a special dispensation to allow penguin meat to be eaten but nobody took them up on it.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at December 02, 2025 07:59 PM (vFG9F)

67
That elephant holding "hands" with is dying caretaker.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 02, 2025 07:59 PM (vt0Di)

68 Skip is kinda our reverse "Norm," isn't he?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2025 07:53 PM (/KwID)

Our Yogi Berra.

Posted by: Hut at December 02, 2025 08:00 PM (Uy2jz)

69 Make your own . I am finding that the better option all the time.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2025 08:00 PM (sDNVV)

70 The Catholic Church also issued a special dispensation to allow penguin meat to be eaten but nobody took them up on it.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at December 02, 2025 07:59 PM (vFG9F)
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I learned from Bugs Bunny than penguins is practically chickens, and I've never forgotten it.

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 08:01 PM (krQz2)

71
Just opened the mail. We had a piece from the mortgage company. We thought it would be some bs and were going to throw it away.

Well, it is a check for $1200. The letter said we had too much money in the escrow account.

Thank you Wyoming for lowering the property tax!

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 08:01 PM (3ek7K)

72 A bazillion people in India think it's unsuitable to eat a cow.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 07:55 PM (52+rt)

What do they know? They only barbequed living widows.

Posted by: RickZ at December 02, 2025 08:02 PM (gKDq2)

73 29 Gen. Augusto Penguinochet

Of the County Armagh O'Chets? - RickZ

Alas, no.

Posted by: Gen. Augusto Penguinochet at December 02, 2025 08:02 PM (mADJX)

74 @66 So that idea never took off?

Posted by: PA Dutchman at December 02, 2025 08:02 PM (31p00)

75 When I saw that I thought: Those cats are drugged.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 02, 2025 07:55 PM (vt0Di)

They probably are. Catnip comes in liquid form, just spray it all over the beds.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 08:02 PM (pQTSq)

76 I think that Trump is going to find that his claim to nullify what Biden signed with the autopen--outside of EOs, that is--will have more traction in the courts than this other fuckery.

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 08:02 PM (krQz2)

77 Tug 'o war: Dylan Douglas vs. Madonna.

Posted by: mot at December 02, 2025 08:03 PM (fIPNY)

78 A pussy vs a cougar.

Posted by: mot at December 02, 2025 08:04 PM (fIPNY)

79 What do they know? They only barbequed living widows.
Posted by: RickZ at December 02, 2025 08:02 PM (gKDq2)

I'd really need to know what kind of sauce they use.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 08:04 PM (rG5we)

80 The Catholic Church also issued a special dispensation to allow penguin meat to be eaten but nobody took them up on it.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at December 02, 2025 07:59 PM (vFG9F)

Sounds like some of Anatole France's anti-clerical rot.

Posted by: Paco at December 02, 2025 08:04 PM (mADJX)

81 I think that Trump is going to find that his claim to nullify what Biden signed with the autopen--outside of EOs, that is--will have more traction in the courts than this other fuckery.
Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 08:02 PM (krQz2)

Imagine the butter or bullets dilemma.

Fight the deportations, or keep my buddy who gave me lots of money out of jail?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 08:04 PM (rbvCR)

82 >>>I don't understand all these capybaras wandering around -- do they not taste very good?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

>Rodent meat doesn't sound all of that appetizing.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 02, 2025 08:05 PM (abmp2)

83 Tug 'o war: Dylan Douglas vs. Madonna.

Who is Dylan Douglas?

Posted by: Hut at December 02, 2025 08:06 PM (Uy2jz)

84 I think that Trump is going to find that his claim to nullify what Biden signed with the autopen--outside of EOs, that is--will have more traction in the courts than this other fuckery.
Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 08:02 PM (krQz2)

I suspect they'll treat it like a "Constitutional Crisis" (TM).

Meaning, they'll punt on it, like they did with the 2020 election.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 08:07 PM (1+1mZ)

85 Rodent meat doesn't sound all of that appetizing.
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You're not doing enough starving.

Posted by: Klaus Schwabb at December 02, 2025 08:07 PM (krQz2)

86
>Rodent meat doesn't sound all of that appetizing.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 02, 2025 08:05 PM (abmp2)

Plus capybaras are really sweet and love everyone.

Posted by: Piper at December 02, 2025 08:07 PM (OoFl2)

87 The penultimate CFP rankings are out.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 02, 2025 08:07 PM (jc0TO)

88 I suspect they'll treat it like a "Constitutional Crisis" (TM).

Meaning, they'll punt on it, like they did with the 2020 election.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 08:07 PM (1+1mZ)
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Did Bowman pull that alarm again?!

Hard to keep glass on that Constitutional Crisis alarm.

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2025 08:08 PM (krQz2)

89
I'll wait for the ultimate.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2025 08:09 PM (CwB7i)

90 Non fat yogurt is not yogurt.

Posted by: Accomack at December 02, 2025 08:09 PM (GbONR)

91 They probably are. Catnip comes in liquid form, just spray it all over the beds.
Posted by: BurtTC at December

Fun fact! My cats are not affected by catnip at all.

Posted by: Piper at December 02, 2025 08:10 PM (Wmg4n)

92 Rodent meat doesn't sound all of that appetizing.
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You're not doing enough starving.

I believe, in the Captain Aubrey novels of Patrick O'Brian (or maybe it was the Hornblower novels of C.S. Forester), the midshipman would catch rats to eat in order to supplement their calorie intake.

Posted by: Paco at December 02, 2025 08:10 PM (mADJX)

93 The penultimate CFP rankings are out.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 02, 2025 08:07 PM (jc0TO)

I'll wait for the actual playoffs to give an actual f$#k.

Posted by: Hut at December 02, 2025 08:11 PM (Uy2jz)

94 Fun fact! My cats are not affected by catnip at all.
Posted by: Piper at December 02, 2025 08:10 PM (Wmg4n)

The effect with my cats is underwhelming. They play with whatever it is for a few minutes, then get bored and walk away.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 08:11 PM (w7afp)

95 Who doesn't love baby chickens?

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2025 08:13 PM (LHPAg)

96 Eating the last of the Thanksgiving ham in ham & bean soup.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2025 07:58 PM (v5I3n)

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Jinx!

Just now eating the last of our Thanksgiving smoked turkey drumstick & (navy) bean & (brown) rice soup (courtesy of the pressure cooker).

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 08:13 PM (pG0Ez)

97 It appears humans are the only mammalian species that beats play and affectionate touch out of its offspring.

Posted by: Could be wrong. But I doubt it. at December 02, 2025 08:13 PM (TbWk/)

98
Rodent meat doesn't sound all of that appetizing.

King Rat

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2025 08:14 PM (pkeXY)

99 A writ for a rat.
- Rooster

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2025 08:14 PM (LHPAg)

100 Chobani is churned out by illegals? Damn, I love that stuff. Now I'll need to find an alternative.
Posted by: Delurker at December 02, 2025 07:35 PM (NhiOW)

Ranch dressing plus goat's milk; leave it out in the Sun for a month. Close enough.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2025 08:14 PM (npFr7)

101 I'll wait for the actual playoffs to give an actual f$#k.
Posted by: Hut at December 02, 2025 08:11 PM (Uy2jz)

They should just give Ohio State the championship now, and let whatever stupid playoff system they came up with play out to see who ends up second.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 08:14 PM (6bj4g)

102 Bang!

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2025 08:14 PM (LHPAg)

103
Back to Drachinifel's ewetoob channel for some naval design history.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 02, 2025 08:15 PM (QVmho)

104 Catnip has diminishing results overtime. Starts out really strong.

Posted by: Hut at December 02, 2025 08:15 PM (Uy2jz)

105 Who doesn't love baby chickens?

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2025 08:13 PM (LHPAg)

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What is a baby chick’s favorite game?

Beak-a-boo!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 08:16 PM (pG0Ez)

106 >>>You're not doing enough starving.

Posted by: Klaus Schwabb

>Point taken; but I'm also fairly certain Mike Obama would unhinge her jawbone and scoff up a couple capybaras just as a midnight snack.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 02, 2025 08:16 PM (abmp2)

107 Jinx!

Just now eating the last of our Thanksgiving smoked turkey drumstick & (navy) bean & (brown) rice soup (courtesy of the pressure cooker).
Posted by: ShainS

LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2025 08:16 PM (v5I3n)

108 Who doesn't love baby chickens?
Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2025 08:13 PM (LHPAg)

You have to break a few baby chickens to make a decent breakfast sammich, I always say.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 08:16 PM (jCuBf)

109 It appears humans are the only mammalian species that beats play and affectionate touch out of its offspring.

Posted by: Could be wrong. But I doubt it. at December 02, 2025 08:13 PM (TbWk/)

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Sometimes using baseball bats and Hot-Wheels tracks.

/Ask me how I know?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 08:17 PM (pG0Ez)

110 As God is my witness, I thought Duncanthraxes could fly.
Posted by: Gen. Augusto Penguinochet at December 02, 2025 07:41 PM

* pulls ripchord on PS-2 parachute *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 02, 2025 08:17 PM (0sNs1)

111 If you aren't the lead capybara the view never changes.

Posted by: Buddy Ryan at December 02, 2025 08:18 PM (Q+gd/)

112 Chobani is churned out by illegals? Damn, I love that stuff. Now I'll need to find an alternative.
Posted by: Delurker

Churned out by durka durkas. Chobani owner is a durka durka.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2025 08:18 PM (v5I3n)

113 youtu.be/PjFoQxjgbrs

Rainy Days and Mondays - Carpenters

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 08:18 PM (rbvCR)

114 Tennessee race with 27% in:

Van Epps - 57.2%
Behn - 41.2%

Posted by: IrishEi at December 02, 2025 08:19 PM (3ImbR)

115 Who doesn't love baby chickens?
Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2025 08:13 PM (LHPAg)

You have to break a few baby chickens to make a decent breakfast sammich, I always say.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 08:16 PM (jCuBf)

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One murdered baby chicken is a tragedy. A million murdered baby chickens is an omelette.

/Zombie Stalin Crossing The Memes ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 08:19 PM (pG0Ez)

116 There was a poster here, years ago, who mentioned living on capybara for a bit, and did not sound impressed with it.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 07:59 PM (rbvCR)

Probably needs lots of curry powder.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2025 08:19 PM (npFr7)

117
https://x.com/SecRollins/status/
1995933975211397454

Rollins announces no data, no SNAP.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 02, 2025 08:19 PM (vt0Di)

118 Beak-a-boo!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 08:16 PM (pG0Ez)

Why did the baby chick cross the road?

To get away from Prince Andrew and Alan Dershowitz!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 08:19 PM (r/nnx)

119 Sometimes using baseball bats and Hot-Wheels tracks.

/Ask me how I know?
Posted by: ShainS

Hot Wheel track. The original light saber sound.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2025 08:20 PM (v5I3n)

120 Sometimes using baseball bats and Hot-Wheels tracks.

/Ask me how I know?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 08:17 PM (pG0Ez)

Don't think I need to ask. Jesus. Mini souvenir bats or full size?

Posted by: The beatings mean they love you at December 02, 2025 08:20 PM (TbWk/)

121 There was a poster here, years ago, who mentioned living on capybara for a bit, and did not sound impressed with it.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 07:59 PM (rbvCR)

Must've been a coonass. Nobody else would eat capybara.

Posted by: Give it to Boudreaux he'll eat anything at December 02, 2025 08:21 PM (TbWk/)

122 If you aren't the lead capybara the view never changes.

Posted by: Buddy Ryan at December 02, 2025 08:18 PM (Q+gd/)

------------

OUT: The Human Centipede.
IN: The Capybara Centipede.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 08:21 PM (pG0Ez)

123 Fun fact! My cats are not affected by catnip at all.
Posted by: Piper at December 02, 2025 08:10 PM (Wmg4n)

I grew catnip one year and dried the leaves for herbal tea.
My big tom was interested in it, but not much and left it alone.
Then that winter I made a cup, and spilled it on the floor, and when I wiped it up and went for another towel I found the tom rolling in it

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 08:22 PM (rbvCR)

124 Don't think I need to ask. Jesus. Mini souvenir bats or full size?

Posted by: The beatings mean they love you at December 02, 2025 08:20 PM (TbWk/)

-------------

1. Drunken single-mother.
2. The first time talked back to (sassed) her in front of a friend and said "NO!"
3. Regular little league baseball bat.
4. ???
5. ~~PROFIT!!!~~ Broken Arm (trying to cover my ass and prevent tail-bone damage).

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 08:24 PM (pG0Ez)

125 Rainy day feeling again

https://youtu.be/aO1LbkuPfqo

Posted by: Savage Henry at December 02, 2025 08:25 PM (X3kpE)

126 I grew a catnip plant for previous cat-- she rolled in it & all the neighborhood cats rolled in it-- and the poor plant died from being repeatedly crushed.

Posted by: JQ at December 02, 2025 08:25 PM (rdVOm)

127 I always get capybara and kookaburra mixed up.

But I assume the kookaburra is extinct.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 08:26 PM (wYC45)

128 Hola horde mates!

Just got home. Lucy the Fink is demanding pets.

There was a really cool glow over the city with contrasting clouds and dark lapis skies. My commute takes me across Elliot Bay so I have an unobstructed view of the Seattle skyline. It really is pretty.

Then I go around Duwamish Head and (when there’s any light in the sky, which there is not this time of year) the Olympic Mountain range is in full view. Right now, sporting a bit of snow. Will become shining white in the next several weeks.

I live in a beautiful place.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2025 08:26 PM (mT+6a)

129 Hot Wheel track. The original light saber sound.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2025 08:20 PM (v5I3n)

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Too funny ... and so stealing that.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 08:26 PM (pG0Ez)

130 "Sounds like some of Anatole France's anti-clerical rot.
Posted by: Paco "

The Dreyfus Affair revealed the depth of the Pingo-German relationship that had been hidden for so many years by the Penguin Anonymous Collaborative Organization (PACO). What came after was only a foreboding of the modern day mephitic menace.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at December 02, 2025 08:27 PM (vFG9F)

131 Churned out by durka durkas. Chobani owner is a durka durka.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2025 08:18 PM (v5I3n)

*quietly*

Durka Durka. Durka Jihad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2025 08:27 PM (zZu0s)

132 Chobani employees a bunch of Muslims iirc, was a big Hillary supporter.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2025 08:27 PM (YwEeS)

133 As a dog person, I'm still waiting for a video link that says:

CAT-apult

(I wonder how many people I just alienated)

Posted by: Orson at December 02, 2025 08:27 PM (dIske)

134 1. Drunken single-mother.
2. The first time talked back to (sassed) her in front of a friend and said "NO!"
3. Regular little league baseball bat.
4. ???
5. PROFIT!!! Broken Arm (trying to cover my ass and prevent tail-bone damage).
Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 02, 2025 08:24 PM (pG0Ez)

Wow. Really going for mother of the year wasn't she.

Posted by: Not every parent deserves kids at December 02, 2025 08:28 PM (TbWk/)

135
Orson,

Everyone likes what they like.

I'm dog crazy. I don't have cats because I'm allergic.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 08:29 PM (3ek7K)

136 Probably needs lots of curry powder.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2025 08:19 PM (npFr7)

Back in the Eighties I used to call random Patels out of the phone book and ask them if they needed anti-curry carpet cleaning services. Wonder if the kids today are doing anything so "racist."

Posted by: Hut at December 02, 2025 08:30 PM (Uy2jz)

137 You know, my thanking God for having Ozzie and Harriet as parents is certainly coming to a middle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2025 08:30 PM (zZu0s)

138 Is curry the scent that always seems to emanate from their dwellings?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2025 08:31 PM (zZu0s)

139 Jeepers.

Some y’all need to get over it.

So your childhood sucked. Whatever. Mine did too.

Fucking grow a pair and move on. Jeebus.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2025 08:31 PM (mT+6a)

140
Aetius,

Yes.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 08:31 PM (3ek7K)

141 *quietly*

Durka Durka. Durka Jihad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

S N O R T

And I know exactly how to read that.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2025 08:32 PM (v5I3n)

142 They should just give Ohio State the championship now, and let whatever stupid playoff system they came up with play out to see who ends up second.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 08:14 PM

Assuming they beat Indiana, they look pretty good but, you have to play the games. Maybe Julian Sayin and/or Caleb Down gets a season ending injury in the Championship. That would put a different spin on things.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 02, 2025 08:33 PM (jc0TO)

143 Assuming they beat Indiana, they look pretty good but, you have to play the games. Maybe Julian Sayin and/or Caleb Down gets a season ending injury in the Championship. That would put a different spin on things.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 02, 2025 08:33 PM (jc0TO)

I know, I'm just trying to piss off most of the country.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 08:35 PM (wYC45)

144 >But I assume the kookaburra is extinct.
---

every old jungle movie you ever saw, they use the kookaburra sound effect. I always thought it was a monkey or something. Turned out to be a bird. Who knew.

Posted by: Savage Henry at December 02, 2025 08:35 PM (X3kpE)

145 Is curry the scent that always seems to emanate from their dwellings?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2025 08:31 PM (zZu0s)

Yeah, it's distinctive and overwhelming.

Posted by: Hut at December 02, 2025 08:36 PM (Uy2jz)

146 Re: Chobani: there's a dark story there. Some Chobani employees abused a young girl, possibly retarded, I'm not sure about that. All caught on film. Her father was told he couldn't bring charges. Their business mattered more than his daughter.

It's a while ago, so I can't guarantee 100% accuracy. But I wouldn't buy Chobani under any circumstances.

Posted by: Wenda at December 02, 2025 08:36 PM (/WpRi)

147 Interesting in this last ranking they jumped Alabama to #9 and dropped ND to 10. I think this was done so that if UGA beats UA in the SECCG they can drop UA down to 10 and move ND back to 9, because I don't think they want to put the #1 regular season SEC team out of the playoffs if UA loses the conference championship game.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 02, 2025 08:36 PM (jc0TO)

148 Yikes! 45% in:

Behn - 53.1%
Van Epps - 45.7%

That is not good. Hopefully it was a big dump from the city and the burbs aren't all in yet.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 02, 2025 08:38 PM (3ImbR)

149
Wendy,

We've been buying Chobani.

No more now.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 08:38 PM (3ek7K)

150 Well, unless UGA curbstomps Bama and BYU beats Texas Tech, then all bets are off.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 02, 2025 08:38 PM (jc0TO)

151 Now we know why the Democrat 6 put out there " you don't have to follow illegal orders" video. This incident from September was coordinated for release afterwards. As I said yesterday this is ,what, the third attempt to get Hegseth fired? (Ofc they tried strenuously to keep him from being confirmed in the first place) The more Democrat fire a cabinet member draws the more effective I believe they must be.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2025 08:39 PM (YwEeS)

152 Or Ty Simpson gets knocked out for the season.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 02, 2025 08:39 PM (jc0TO)

153 every old jungle movie you ever saw, they use the kookaburra sound effect. I always thought it was a monkey or something. Turned out to be a bird. Who knew.
Posted by: Savage Henry at December 02, 2025 08:35 PM (X3kpE)

All I know is, I'm sitting here waiting for someone to say "What are you talking about, there are millions and millions of kookaburras."

Just so I could reply "That's strange, when I was a kid we used to sing this song about how gay his life was."

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 08:40 PM (GgaPN)

154 Also the obvious plan is to bring him and everyone up on war crimes charges(probably adjudicated at The Hague) when they get back in power.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2025 08:40 PM (YwEeS)

155 Tenn. Dist. 7

42% reporting

Behn (D) 52%
van Epps (R) 46%

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 02, 2025 08:41 PM (R86kT)

156 150 Well, unless UGA curbstomps Bama
Posted by: toby928(c) at December

We can dream, can’t we?

Posted by: Piper at December 02, 2025 08:42 PM (Wmg4n)

157 Publix store brand yogurt is pretty good. I just do the plain with some fresh blueberry mixed in.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 07:40 PM (2sg1c)

Plain whole fat for the win.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 02, 2025 08:43 PM (sl73Y)

158 The rankings system is all fubar anyway. Especially if you don't take SOS into account. Where would a team be ranked with four losses if the losses were to the #1, #2, #3, and #4 ranked teams but they beat everyone else on their schedule including teams in the top 10?

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 02, 2025 08:43 PM (jc0TO)

159 155 Tenn. Dist. 7

42% reporting

Behn (D) 52%
van Epps (R) 46%
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 02, 2025 08:41 PM (R86kT

Yikes. The bitch that hates Nashville might win a Nashville seat.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 08:43 PM (2sg1c)

160 We can dream, can’t we?
Posted by: Piper at December 02, 2025 08:42 PM

You guys are in the playoffs regardless. Even a loss won't drop you below #7. You're playing for the SEC trophy and a bye in the first round.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 02, 2025 08:44 PM (jc0TO)

161 155 Tenn. Dist. 7

42% reporting

Behn (D) 52%
van Epps (R) 46%
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 02, 2025

Nashville?

Posted by: Piper at December 02, 2025 08:46 PM (Wmg4n)

162 four seasons,
That's where I am too. And I did like there stuff.

Posted by: Wenda at December 02, 2025 08:46 PM (/WpRi)

163 Canned Heat - 'Let's Work Together' Top Of The Pops

https://youtu.be/7iy3d-i6IQE

it was a better time

Posted by: Savage Henry at December 02, 2025 08:46 PM (X3kpE)

164 Your childhood is what you spend the rest of your life getting over.

It is best to just leave it in the past. Remember the good stuff and forget the rest.

My life, otoh, began when I met my wife. Everything before than pales in comparison.

Posted by: no one at December 02, 2025 08:46 PM (W7XSX)

165 Ill just not eat yogurt. Never been that big of a fan.

Feels more like chili weather anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2025 08:47 PM (zZu0s)

166
The effect with my cats is underwhelming. They play with whatever it is for a few minutes, then get bored and walk away.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025

***
Kitten Arizona acted like a cat on catnip, so we carefully did not give him any. When I finally did when he was about three, he sniffed it, frisked a little bit, and then trotted off, just like yours.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2025 08:47 PM (wzUl9)

167 160 We can dream, can’t we?
Posted by: Piper at December 02, 2025 08:42 PM

You guys are in the playoffs regardless. Even a loss won't drop you below #7. You're playing for the SEC trophy and a bye in the first round.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 02, 2025 08:44 PM (jc0TO)

Yes, but beating Bama would be icing. However, we haven’t played amazingly well, so it may be a good game, but not a great game for me.

Posted by: Piper at December 02, 2025 08:47 PM (Wmg4n)

168 Hopefully the early voting favored the Dems and the late counts will be in person republicans. Should be enough to push Van Epps over the line I hope.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 08:47 PM (2sg1c)

169 Nashville?

Posted by: Piper at December 02, 2025 08:46 PM (Wmg4n

Yes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 08:48 PM (2sg1c)

170 don't think it's controversial to say that at the high end of the predator-hunter scale cats are way above dogs.
Posted by: Hut at December

Felines are individualists, canines are collectivists. A pack of wolves is dangerous to the old an the weak, but won't go after a health big cat.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 02, 2025 08:48 PM (sl73Y)

171 Yikes. The bitch that hates Nashville might win a Nashville seat.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 08:43 PM (2sg1c)

Not sure who held the seat before, an R or a D, but the legislature is currently 75-24, R's.

I fail to see the significance of this race.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 08:49 PM (zs22P)

172
People are crazy. Why would you vote for someone who hates where you live?

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 08:49 PM (3ek7K)

173 I will confess that I don't believe that Alabama, with our patched up mess of an OLine, is really a National Championship level team, but I do think they are a top10 team.

Posted by: toby928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alumnus, Twice as Smug as You at December 02, 2025 08:49 PM (jc0TO)

174 Not sure who held the seat before, an R or a D, but the legislature is currently 75-24, R's.

I fail to see the significance of this race.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 08:49 PM (zs22P)

If she wins, the media story will be doom and gloom for republicans. Somehow this race became a bellwether

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 08:50 PM (2sg1c)

175 Yes, but beating Bama would be icing. However, we haven’t played amazingly well, so it may be a good game, but not a great game for me.
Posted by: Piper at December 02, 2025 08:47 PM

We might have to end up playing three times this season.

Posted by: toby928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alumnus, Twice as Smug as You at December 02, 2025 08:50 PM (jc0TO)

176 47% Reporting

Behn 51
Epps 47

Don't know what precincts are in but it's concerning.

Posted by: Hut at December 02, 2025 08:50 PM (Uy2jz)

177 I fail to see the significance of this race.
_____

*face palm*

Posted by: Pill's Getting Black at December 02, 2025 08:50 PM (qUkBO)

178
This is for a real US House seat, vacated by a Republican.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2025 08:51 PM (XXv1O)

179 Your childhood is what you spend the rest of your life getting over.

It is best to just leave it in the past. Remember the good stuff and forget the rest.

My life, otoh, began when I met my wife. Everything before than pales in comparison.
Posted by: no one at December 02, 2025 08:46 PM (W7XSX)

PTSD is when the past keeps coming to the present. It's something that people don't just "get over."

If someone "gets over" a difficult trauma experience, it means they don't have PTSD.

It's incredibly cruel and useless to tell people with PTSD to "just get over it."

We wouldn't say that to our combat Veterans, would we?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 08:51 PM (G/LYz)

180 I fail to see the significance of this race.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 08:49 PM (zs22P)

Bellweather!

Doom!

Despair!

No tits!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2025 08:52 PM (zZu0s)

181 Instead of post 'firsts', I think we should go after first to wish Skip goodnight.

Piper got it tonight.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 02, 2025 08:52 PM (sl73Y)

182 Mark Green (R) vacated the seat.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 08:52 PM (2sg1c)

183 If she wins, the media story will be doom and gloom for republicans. Somehow this race became a bellwether
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 08:50 PM (2sg1c)

Oh no! Not the media!!!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 08:53 PM (GgaPN)

184 Her father was told he couldn't bring charges. Their business mattered more than his daughter.

Ummm. OK.

This where both end up dead.
No charges.

Posted by: Operator Error at December 02, 2025 08:54 PM (bXbak)

185 Not good news about Chobani. Is there any "Greek" yogurt brand that doesn't taste like punishment? I used to buy Dannon, but their offerings are kind of scattershot now. I like Chobani's coffee flavor.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2025 08:54 PM (wzUl9)

186 Van Epps now slightly ahead.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 08:54 PM (2sg1c)

187 I have not lived in Idaho for very long, but Chobani is the devil's taint pudding.

I am not a fan of Twin Falls.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide at December 02, 2025 08:54 PM (0aYVJ)

188 Both PredictIt and PolyMarket have Van Epps winning by like 99%+ odds. Disaster averted.

Posted by: deepelemblues at December 02, 2025 08:54 PM (nECWf)

189 186 Van Epps now slightly ahead.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 08:54 PM (2sg1c)

Seat should not be this close...at all. Gonna be hard to explain away a loss here if we lose it...and it being this close is already hard to explain.

Posted by: Nova Local at December 02, 2025 08:55 PM (tOcjL)

190 This is for a real US House seat, vacated by a Republican.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2025 08:51 PM (XXv1O)

Is it? I thought it was a state race.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 08:55 PM (wuFnt)

191 I assume the early Dem lead was because they counted Dem areas first.

Posted by: deepelemblues at December 02, 2025 08:55 PM (nECWf)

192 Not sure who held the seat before, an R or a D, but the legislature is currently 75-24, R's.

I fail to see the significance of this race.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 08:49 PM (zs22P)

If she wins, the media story will be doom and gloom for republicans. Somehow this race became a bellwether
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 08:50 PM (2sg1c)

Yeah, don't think narratives don't matter. It gives cover for the cheat the Democrats always do.

Posted by: Hut at December 02, 2025 08:55 PM (Uy2jz)

193 Both PredictIt and PolyMarket have Van Epps winning by like 99%+ odds. Disaster averted.
Posted by: deepelemblues at December 02, 2025 08:54 PM

What do the New York Times needles say?

Posted by: toby928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alumnus, Twice as Smug as You at December 02, 2025 08:55 PM (jc0TO)

194 Election Wizard, via X: "Matt Van Epps should win by <5 pts barring any surprises out of Nashville."

Posted by: PA Dutchman at December 02, 2025 08:57 PM (31p00)

195
Is it? I thought it was a state race.
Posted by: BurtTC

Nah, the bitch is already in TN House. Or Senate. I forget.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2025 08:57 PM (XXv1O)

196 Will Johnson have a majority once MTG resigns if we lose this seat? And if he does, is it one vote and 100% dependent on Massie?

Posted by: Nova Local at December 02, 2025 08:57 PM (tOcjL)

197 If Behyn loses, Trump ought to trash the media and their cheerleading horseshit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 08:57 PM (2sg1c)

198
Oh, there will be surprises.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 08:57 PM (3ek7K)

199
Wait, what's > mean, again?

Less than? More than?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2025 08:58 PM (XXv1O)

200 47% Reporting

Behn 51
Epps 47

Don't know what precincts are in but it's concerning.

That the people in that district prefer to be ruled by sociopaths?

I'm sure Epps is probably straight up GOP-e, but that doesn't mean that you seat Princess Bael'ze'bub and things are going to improve.

Keep telling myself that this is Spiritual Warfare and the dark side has the power to delude minds.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 02, 2025 08:58 PM (PVBkQ)

201 Nah, the bitch is already in TN House. Or Senate. I forget.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2025 08:57 PM (XXv1O)

Ok, thank you for the correction.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 08:58 PM (pQTSq)

202 Another fine Cafe Ace. Thank you 🐶.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 02, 2025 08:58 PM (3pxDZ)

203 Will Johnson have a majority once MTG resigns if we lose this seat? And if he does, is it one vote and 100% dependent on Massie?

Your trying to figure out if Trump gets impeached a week into the new year, aren't you?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 02, 2025 08:59 PM (PVBkQ)

204 I am not a fan of Twin Falls.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
---------

Lol. Twin has needed La Migra to sweep it clean for a long time. Decades, even. Wonder if ICE has any plan for there?

Posted by: JQ at December 02, 2025 08:59 PM (rdVOm)

205 Oh, there will be surprises.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 08:57 PM (3ek7K)

I'm worried about what the Spanish Inquisition might be up to.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 09:00 PM (Wk8nw)

206
I think it's 50/50 that MTG changes her mind.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2025 09:00 PM (XXv1O)

207 Epps 49.8 to her 49.1

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 09:00 PM (2sg1c)

208 Wait, what's > mean, again?

Less than? More than?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2025 08:58 PM (XXv1O)
===
Greater than

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2025 09:01 PM (9ipOP)

209 Lol. Twin has needed La Migra to sweep it clean for a long time. Decades, even. Wonder if ICE has any plan for there?
Posted by: JQ

A phone call here, a phone call there and who knows??

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2025 09:01 PM (v5I3n)

210 203 Will Johnson have a majority once MTG resigns if we lose this seat? And if he does, is it one vote and 100% dependent on Massie?

Your trying to figure out if Trump gets impeached a week into the new year, aren't you?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 02, 2025 08:59 PM (PVBkQ)

No, I'm trying to figure out if Massie goes full turncoat and joins the Dems to out the best R speaker we've ever had and puts Hakeem in charge...and THEN Trump gets impeached.

There are 219 Rs before this election (just looked it up) with 3 vacancies (this is one). So, MTG leaves and we lose this, it's 218 pending 2 other elections where if we can't win a TN huge R seat, we can't win anything in an off election...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 02, 2025 09:01 PM (tOcjL)

211 Will Johnson have a majority once MTG resigns if we lose this seat? And if he does, is it one vote and 100% dependent on Massie?

Your trying to figure out if Trump gets impeached a week into the new year, aren't you?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 02, 2025 08:59 PM

I'm more concerned with what 'compromises' the RINOs will force at the end of January shutdown.

Posted by: toby928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alumnus, Twice as Smug as You at December 02, 2025 09:01 PM (jc0TO)

212 I think it's 50/50 that MTG changes her mind.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2025 09:00 PM (XXv1O)

Last I saw Trump was saying nice things about her.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 09:02 PM (d9xWE)

213 It's always bell weather.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2025 09:03 PM (pkeXY)

214 Wait, what's > mean, again?

Less than? More than?
---------

The point goes toward the smaller amount.

So, when reading left to right:
> means greater than
< means lesser than

Posted by: JQ at December 02, 2025 09:03 PM (rdVOm)

215 Epps 51 - bitch 48

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 09:04 PM (2sg1c)

216 It's always bell weather.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2025 09:03 PM (pkeXY)

A bell is a cup until it is struck.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 09:04 PM (rG5we)

217
The point goes toward the smaller amount.

So, when reading left to right:
> means greater than

Posted by: JQ

Now I'm more confused than before.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2025 09:05 PM (XXv1O)

218 Epps 52 - bitch 47

Rural is running away with it

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 09:05 PM (2sg1c)

219 215 Epps 51 - bitch 48
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 09:04 PM (2sg1c)

I'll feel better once they put more of Nashville's county in...that's stuck at 49%...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 02, 2025 09:05 PM (tOcjL)

220 217
The point goes toward the smaller amount.

So, when reading left to right:
> means greater than

Posted by: JQ

Now I'm more confused than before.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2025 09:05 PM (XXv1O)

As I teach my kids:
bigger side of sign is bigger amount
smaller side of side is smaller amount

2>1
1<2

Posted by: Nova Local at December 02, 2025 09:06 PM (tOcjL)

221 The alligator always wants to eat the larger number. So 9>x, means x is less than 9. X>9. Means x is greater than 9.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2025 09:06 PM (zZu0s)

222 Time for me to turn this thing off.

I made an aborted attempt to reach Telluride today. Drove into heavier snow the closer I got, and when I turned around, the more the snow followed me.

Doesn't look like I'll get a clear shot. Oh well. There's always summer.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 09:06 PM (osUDQ)

223 PTSD is real.

But get help. It’s out there.
Unless you’re a combat vet. Get the fuck over it, pussy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2025 09:06 PM (mT+6a)

224 Did we win ?? DID WE WIN ??!

Posted by: runner at December 02, 2025 09:06 PM (g47mK)

225 AWFLs turning out to vote for their own.

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2025 09:06 PM (Q+gd/)

226 smaller side of sign...dang typo

Posted by: Nova Local at December 02, 2025 09:07 PM (tOcjL)

227
What the hell?

My copy/paste was just corrupted, molested, even.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2025 09:07 PM (XXv1O)

228 Now I'm more confused than before.
Posted by: Soothsayer

The little end of the symbol is next to the littler amount. The bigger end of the symbol is next to the bigger amount.

Posted by: JQ at December 02, 2025 09:07 PM (rdVOm)

229 I think Sooth is pulling your leg

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 09:08 PM (2sg1c)

230 Nova local beat me to it..

Posted by: JQ at December 02, 2025 09:08 PM (rdVOm)

231 Race called for Van Epps

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 09:08 PM (2sg1c)

232 Oh no! Not the media!!!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2025 08:53 PM (GgaPN)

The media still matters. With a lot of Boomers. They are old, white and really stupid but they still vote. I have far too many relatives that fit this category and they only get their "news" for the nightly network broadcasts.

Posted by: Hut at December 02, 2025 09:09 PM (Uy2jz)

233 What, no video of the Darwin Award winner climbing into the lion enclosure?

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2025 09:09 PM (YGRGv)

234 I bet lots of capybaras are eaten in Venezuela these days. When the commies fuck up normal food supplies people resort to eating anything that is edible that they can obtain.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 02, 2025 09:09 PM (hhkIi)

235 >> Race called for Van Epps

How about that.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2025 09:09 PM (viF8m)

236 218 Epps 52 - bitch 47

Rural is running away with it
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 09:05 PM (2sg1c)

His lead is going up but no further votes have come from Nashville - seems like they are saving it to set the cheat. He needs to be 20K up min if they are holding the count there...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 02, 2025 09:10 PM (tOcjL)

237
Boomers here. We watch zero news.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 09:10 PM (3ek7K)

238 Possible that Van Epps could win by double digits.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 02, 2025 09:11 PM (CNl8/)

239 Wait, what's > mean, again?

Less than? More than?
Posted by: Soothsayer at

Fat end to you, greater. Pointy end to you, less.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 02, 2025 09:11 PM (sl73Y)

240 I bet lots of capybaras are eaten in Venezuela these days. When the commies fuck up normal food supplies people resort to eating anything that is edible that they can obtain.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 02, 2025 09:09 PM (hhkIi)

Well, Catherine Zeta-Jones will be safe in VZ. Her pussy is inedible.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2025 09:12 PM (npFr7)

241 "Some y’all need to get over it.

So your childhood sucked. Whatever. Mine did too.

Fucking grow a pair and move on. Jeebus.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2025 08:31 PM (mT+6a)"

All the mothering instinct of 80 grit sand paper.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 02, 2025 09:12 PM (/HDaX)

242 >>>Re: Chobani: there's a dark story there. Some Chobani employees abused a young girl, possibly retarded, I'm not sure about that. All caught on film. Her father was told he couldn't bring charges. Their business mattered more than his daughter.

It's a while ago, so I can't guarantee 100% accuracy. But I wouldn't buy Chobani under any circumstances.

Posted by: Wenda

>If I recollect, the county and state were throwing out all of the stops to get federal money for this abomination. Another seed planted toward a third world shithole.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 02, 2025 09:12 PM (abmp2)

243 Wonder how much that loss cost the DNC.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 09:12 PM (2sg1c)

244 What, no video of the Darwin Award winner climbing into the lion enclosure?
Posted by: Archer

Oh, there is video.
Just finding it is another matter.

Posted by: Operator Error at December 02, 2025 09:12 PM (bXbak)

245 238 Possible that Van Epps could win by double digits.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 02, 2025 09:11 PM (CNl8/)

That should be the min for an off year election...it was +22R last year.

Posted by: Nova Local at December 02, 2025 09:12 PM (tOcjL)

246 Boomer here and I watch no network news. I'm likely more conservative than 99.99% of the folks here.

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2025 09:13 PM (YGRGv)

247 Race called for Van Epps.

Whew!

Posted by: IrishEi at December 02, 2025 09:13 PM (3ImbR)

248
Archer,

Same here in my house. TV is only on for baseball, college sports and detective shows.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 02, 2025 09:14 PM (3ek7K)

249 Posted by: IrishEi at December 02, 2025 09:13 PM (3ImbR)

I saw that on hotair.com. 7% in a r+10 ain't great but for a by-election, I'll take it.
Thank you to all in that district who got off your ass. No thanks to the 3%, turn the fucking football game off.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 02, 2025 09:15 PM (gKWVE)

250 52-45 in a district Trump won by 20 is no bueno.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 09:15 PM (kz78D)

251 Oh, joy... hubby's brother called today, but I can't understand the messages because my hearing is crap and the answering machine is crap and the relay-service lady (BIL is deaf) can barely speak English...

I told him when he was here in May-- text me on my cell phone. He has the number on his cell, I made sure of that. UGH!

I wasn't home when he called. Six times in 15 minutes! He always does that, btw... like he doesn't understand that sometimes people leave the house for an hour or two. I texted him, but no reply.

Posted by: JQ at December 02, 2025 09:16 PM (rdVOm)

252 250 52-45 in a district Trump won by 20 is no bueno.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 09:15 PM (kz78D

It's a special election, not even midterms.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2025 09:16 PM (2sg1c)

253
I was worried some of that Trump magic would rub off on the Democrat bitch.

Carney won in Canada because he got the excited anti-Trump vote. Same in France. Same in VA & NJ.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2025 09:16 PM (IhaGm)

254 I saw that on hotair.com. 7% in a r+10 ain't great but for a by-election, I'll take it.

—

Trump won it by 20 not 10.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 09:17 PM (kz78D)

255 Ua mau ke ea o ka ʻāina i ka pono ! ..wait...that is Hawaii...Never Mind!

Posted by: runner at December 02, 2025 09:18 PM (g47mK)

256 >If I recollect, the county and state were throwing out all of the stops to get federal money for this abomination. Another seed planted toward a third world shithole.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 02, 2025 09:12 PM

But it created muhJobs!!
- Idaho GOPe

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 02, 2025 09:19 PM (kz78D)

257 All the mothering instinct of 80 grit sand paper.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 02, 2025 09:12 PM (/HDaX)

the value of dads is that they are the ones who say, "yeah, that sucked. Can you walk? Walk it off. You got no other options"

it is not fair, and it is not mothering, but it is important to learn.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2025 09:19 PM (rbvCR)

258 Ok, so we are going to do the groin punching thing even after a win?

But I don't wanna.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2025 09:19 PM (zZu0s)

259 PTSD in combat vets is serious.

I respect those guys so much.

I saw my daughter over the weekend. She is reading a self-help book. I said "You cannot help yourself. Only God can help you."

Walker Percy posited in his book "Lost in the Cosmos: The Last Self-Help Book" that we cannot help ourselves because we cannot see ourselves." Our faculties are for looking outward and sensing the world. Only God can see into us and heal us.

Posted by: no one at December 02, 2025 09:19 PM (W7XSX)

260 So, the 3 vacancies - this one, the NJ Gov's D seat (which will be filled in Jan), and then a dead Texas D from last March 2025 still not filled...does Texas just not do off year elections to fill open seats, or is Abbott doing Trump and Johnson a favor?

Posted by: Nova Local at December 02, 2025 09:19 PM (tOcjL)

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