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Report: Delegate Who Texted with Jeffrey Epstein and Obeyed His Commands Had Previously Had Her Nude Photos Used by Her Own Staff to Blackmail Her

They're all scumbags and crazy whores.



Democrat Delegate Stacey Plaskett, the Virgin Islands' non-voting member of Congress, garnered headlines recently when it came to light that she took direction from sex offender Jeffrey Epstein during a 2019 congressional hearing.

Her relationship with Epstein is especially notable because Plaskett herself had "private nude images" of her stolen by her own ex-staffers, who used them to attempt to sabotage her re-election campaign. The husband of one of the culprits was, like Epstein, later found dead.

In March 2016, Plaskett asked staffer Juan R. McCullum to fix her iPhone. After snooping around, McCullum found nude images and videos, including one of her husband naked and wearing makeup while their young child was in the room, according to court papers.

It's possible that this is just a silly "Look at me with your lipstick on" photo but I suspect it's more Buffalo Bill than Monty Python.

...

In July 2016, after leaving Plaskett's office to work for Rep. Frederica Wilson (D-FL), McCullum created an email address and sent the photos to politicians and the media, as well as posted them to Facebook using a fake account. Police traced the accounts to McCullum and found that he had communicated with another former Plaskett staffer, Dorene Browne-Louis, who had gone on to work for the Department of Homeland Security.

"Somebody will pay for how we were treated," he wrote to Browne-Louis.

...

In his messages, McCullum "voiced opposition to Delegate S.P. and attempted to use the communications to undermine Delegate S.P.'s re-election campaign."

Both culprits pleaded guilty. In a victim impact statement, Plaskett told the court that "our family's privacy was invaded, pillaged and we were basically raped by Juan McCullum and Dorene Browne-Louis... Why, because I was mean? I demanded a lot, I demand most of myself."

Plaskett continued, "We got calls from the White House with complaints that McCullum was pretending to be a member of the White House staff, we should have fired him then but I asked him to put his head down and let it blow over."

At least she didn't play the race card.

"I'm so grateful for all the people at home who rallied around me," she wrote. "The women who saw it for what it was. Bringing a black woman down. McCullum you're like some creep who rips a woman's clothes off in public, like the slave seller ripping a black woman's clothes off."

I spoke too soon.

"Then you went further. They tried to first emasculate my husband. Say he was not a man, because there was a picture of him with makeup. Makeup it was obvious he was not happy to be wearing. That he lost in a bet. The worst was that they tried to put in the public that my husband and I allowed our daughter who was around 4-5 at the time of the picture in some perverted unnatural situation. For that reason, I want to physically destroy the two of them."

Plaskett's husband, Jonathan Buckney-Small, wrote in his victim impact statement that he ran into McCullum after finding out about the photos and "NEVER had I felt the pulse the beat the flow my blood asking me to take matters in my own hands that night when you couldn't look me in the eye. It was then it was clear I had a decision I had to make do I go to jail to make myself feel better or do I let time take you do [sic] jail."

So they both indicated they were prepared to kill the "slavers."

And then:

In August 2016, a month after the photos and video were published, Browne-Louis's husband, Gregory Benson Louis, was shot and killed outside the firehouse where he worked.

He was shot execution style:

Gregory Benson Louis, 50, was a supervisor at the Hotel Company fire station in Charlotte Amalie. Louis was shot and killed Thursday night.

According to police, he was seated on a bench outside the fire station when he was shot in the back of the head at about 7:30 p.m. He was declared dead on the scene by emergency medical technicians.

I can't find any articles about his murderer being found, but then, there's not a lot about this murder in the newspapers and not much from the Virgin Islands generally. Maybe he was caught. I don't know.

Plaskett sure seemed to generate a lot of hatred.

Posted by: Ace at 02:30 PM




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1 ser ger

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2025 02:30 PM (n7rxJ)

2
Elric the Vanquished, be my guest.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2025 02:30 PM (n7rxJ)

3 Could have been 1st had I got homeca minute later

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2025 02:32 PM (Ia/+0)

4
"Somebody will pay for how we were treated," he wrote to Browne-Louis.

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So she's another bitch-on-wheels like Katie Porter?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2025 02:32 PM (n7rxJ)

5 I predict that within a couple of weeks, the "double tap" drug boat story will fall apart even faster than the Epstein files story has.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2025 02:32 PM (uWKK8)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 01, 2025 02:32 PM (9gDA7)

7
At this point, if the DNC presidential convention opened with an invocation to Moloch, I wouldn't be even a little surprised. Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if he's a superdelegate.

Posted by: American Hawkman at December 01, 2025 02:33 PM (9VDxG)

8
And one of the black mails spouses ended up getting murdered.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 01, 2025 02:33 PM (IifOV)

9 Wtf?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 01, 2025 02:34 PM (zZu0s)

10 Our betters, ladies and gentlemen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 01, 2025 02:34 PM (9gDA7)

11 What a twisted tale

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2025 02:34 PM (Ia/+0)

12 Servo, the government already releasing video of the strike with the boat being utterly destroyed guaranteed that little fable's already done for.

Posted by: American Hawkman at December 01, 2025 02:34 PM (9VDxG)

13 Elric the Vanquished, be my guest.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2025 02:30 PM (n7rxJ)
____

The Blade identifies as FIRST in this thread

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 01, 2025 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

14 "Then you went further. They tried to first emasculate my husband. Say he was not a man,"

Of course he's a man. He's man's man. It's all fruitcakes all the way up and down, isn't it?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 01, 2025 02:34 PM (pIfcn)

15 if plaskett had ever posed for a pic with trump this would be major news on a slow day

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 01, 2025 02:34 PM (CWTWj)

16 At this point, if the DNC presidential convention opened with an invocation to Moloch, I wouldn't be even a little surprised. Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if he's a superdelegate.

Posted by: American Hawkman at December 01, 2025 02:33 PM (9VDxG)

That'll be after the land acknowledgement.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 01, 2025 02:34 PM (rRMBj)

17 5 I predict that within a couple of weeks, the "double tap" drug boat story will fall apart even faster than the Epstein files story has.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2025 02:32 PM (uWKK

Mark Halperin and the lib consultant on 2 Way this morning was trying to make 'fetch' a thing with this one. Sean Spicer's replacement on 2 Way Morning Meeting was having none of this.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2025 02:35 PM (0CU3H)

18 Eff the Virgin Islands. We should give 'em back to Denmark.

And they can give us Greenland in return.

Posted by: Bulg at December 01, 2025 02:35 PM (77rzZ)

19 McCullum found nude images and videos, including one of her husband naked and wearing makeup while their young child was in the room,
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Normally this is where the during Pride Month meme would go but it actually probably was during Pride Month.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2025 02:35 PM (o7cYd)

20
So all these pictures were published and even put on Facebook in 2016? Huh, I guess I wasn't paying attention back then.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2025 02:35 PM (n7rxJ)

21 *reads more of post*

What the fuck?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 01, 2025 02:35 PM (zZu0s)

22 So she's a slut and he's barely literate. Great combo.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2025 02:35 PM (0cOaq)

23 1. I absolutely abhor rape references as they are made by people who haven’t a clue what being raped actually does to you.
2. What in the heck is wrong with people? Do they realize you can go a very, very long time without taking a nude picture? Like your entire life.

Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2025 02:35 PM (Wmg4n)

24
Her husband was naked wearing make-up.

The times change, but he kinks stay the same.

Posted by: Dem kinks at December 01, 2025 02:35 PM (IifOV)

25 The price of admission into the game is to have your peccadilloes exposed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 01, 2025 02:35 PM (Ud7de)

26 I have never understood why territories get a rep in Congress - voting or otherwise.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 01, 2025 02:35 PM (sX1BW)

27 Servo, the government already releasing video of the strike with the boat being utterly destroyed guaranteed that little fable's already done for.
Posted by: American Hawkman at December 01, 2025 02:34 PM (9VDxG)
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??

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2025 02:36 PM (0cOaq)

28 Gregory Benson Louis, 50, was a supervisor at the Hotel Company fire station in Charlotte Amalie. Louis was shot and killed Thursday night.
According to police, he was seated on a bench outside the fire station when he was shot in the back of the head at about 7:30 p.m. He was declared dead on the scene by emergency medical technicians.
--------

Officials still have not ruled out suicide.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2025 02:36 PM (o7cYd)

29 I can't remember the details anymore, but years ago when they were still looking into a very much alive Jeff Epstein, it was noted that the entire government of the Virgin Islands existed to give rich people a place to come and do whatever business they wanted, without anyone looking too hard at it.

Plaskett is probably a big fat nothing, in the sense that she has no actual power there on the Islands. There are others who do, and it might be better for everyone if the focus stays on this cheap stupid discount Fanni Willis.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2025 02:37 PM (v2PU4)

30 Her relationship with Epstein is especially notable because Plaskett herself had "private nude images" of her stolen by her own ex-staffers.
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I doubt it. My bet is on her sending them to some dude with whom she was having a fling, and he then used them. The only thing that gives me pause is her age. She's pushing 60, which is above average for the "send nudes to anyone all the time" cohort.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 02:37 PM (Zp1WF)

31 I predict that within a couple of weeks, the "double tap" drug boat story will fall apart even faster than the Epstein files story has.
Posted by: Tom Servo

The left: Two guardsmen shot, one killed. Ho hum. Shit happens.

Also the left: Narco-terrorists killed! OMG! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 01, 2025 02:37 PM (L/fGl)

32 So she's another bitch-on-wheels like Katie Porter?
.................

I suspect most women in Congress are. Theater kid narcissism and power lust are toxic enough on their own. Combined, that's a Superfund site of emotional dysfunction.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 01, 2025 02:37 PM (jGAnJ)

33 So all these pictures were published and even put on Facebook in 2016? Huh, I guess I wasn't paying attention back then.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2025 02:35 PM (n7rxJ)

Facebook is a rats nest.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 01, 2025 02:38 PM (zZu0s)

34 yo

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2025 02:38 PM (rO4EG)

35 Why would you have such photos on your WORK phone?

I mean, I have personal photos I've taken on my work phone because I don't carry another one. The only nudes I have are of people I don't know and were sent to me in a what'sapp or similar. NONE of me or my wife without clothes on.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 01, 2025 02:38 PM (9gDA7)

36
From now on, when there are survivors they need to be thrown concrete filled life rings.

Better now?

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 01, 2025 02:38 PM (IifOV)

37 I can't find any articles about his murderer being found, but then, there's not a lot about this murder in the newspapers and not much from the Virgin Islands generally. Maybe he was caught. I don't know.
++++
These kinds of murders tend to end in murky non-resolution.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 02:38 PM (Zp1WF)

38 Officials still have not ruled out suicide.
Posted by: ... at December 01, 2025 02:36 PM (o7cYd)

Well yeah, they haven't found the gun yet.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2025 02:38 PM (v2PU4)

39 I doubt it. My bet is on her sending them to some dude with whom she was having a fling, and he then used them. The only thing that gives me pause is her age. She's pushing 60, which is above average for the "send nudes to anyone all the time" cohort.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025

According to the story, this guy was handed the phone by her to fix, he snooped, found the pictures and the rest is history.

Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2025 02:39 PM (Wmg4n)

40 Wait, we're the nudes of her or her husband and child?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 01, 2025 02:39 PM (zZu0s)

41 The Virgin Island ain't nothing but Ghetto On The Beach.

Avoid the place and it's nasty people, who make SNAP beneficiaries look like Quakers.

Posted by: The Love Boat at December 01, 2025 02:39 PM (R/m4+)

42 The only reason I give her reasonable doubt on the husbands killing is that I figure every non-tourist in the Virgin Islands is involved with drug smuggling one way or another, so who knows who he shafted along the way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2025 02:39 PM (uWKK8)

43 I have never understood why territories get a rep in Congress - voting or otherwise.
Posted by: SH (no more socks)


In the nineteenth and early twentieth centuries, territories were allowed to have non-voting reps in Congress before they achieved statehood. I guess that made sense, so that they could see how things were done in Congress.

It makes much less sense for places with VI and PR that are not on track to become states.

Posted by: Bulg at December 01, 2025 02:39 PM (77rzZ)

44 I have never understood why territories get a rep in Congress - voting or otherwise.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 01, 2025 02:35 PM (sX1BW)
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I wonder if it's a holdover from the past, when more territories were petitioning for statehood.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2025 02:39 PM (IBQGV)

45 One day, a lesson will be re-learned.

Don't send nudie pictures.
Don't store nudie pictures.
Don't take nudie pictures.

If you must, get a Polaroid and do it the old-fashioned way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 02:40 PM (Zp1WF)

46 osted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Get them off your work phone.

Xoxoxo- your friend who is an ex HR exec.

Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2025 02:40 PM (Wmg4n)

47 The husband of one of the culprits was, like Epstein, later found dead.

---------------

Old & Busted: "Arkancides."
New Hotness: "Islandcides."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 01, 2025 02:40 PM (+Of5k)

48 According to the story, this guy was handed the phone by her to fix, he snooped, found the pictures and the rest is history.
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2025 02:39 PM (Wmg4n)
++++
Possible. But I would be surprised if she didn't send them to someone. It's much more common than theft.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 02:40 PM (Zp1WF)

49 As a lesser known point of television history, Book em Danno was inexplicably chosen in favor of Take Him Do Jail.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2025 02:40 PM (o7cYd)

50 It's like the plot of some B-grade political thriller flick. But real life. And this is just one of a series for these degenerates. It's amazing in a train wreck kind of way.

Posted by: Corruption blackmail assassination oh my at December 01, 2025 02:41 PM (TbWk/)

51 Why do all these fugly slatterns who nobody wants to see naked all have piles of nudes everywhere?

This Plaskett whore is far from the ugliest of the lot, but why on Earth is a middle-plus aged unattractive women taking and storing nudes?

These people are all creeps and perverts and degenerate scum.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 01, 2025 02:41 PM (iFTx/)

52 The only reason I give her reasonable doubt on the husbands killing is that I figure every non-tourist in the Virgin Islands is involved with drug smuggling one way or another, so who knows who he shafted along the way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2025 02:39 PM (uWKK
++++
This is a wildly unfair assessment.

There's also a ton of money laundering.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 02:41 PM (Zp1WF)

53 if plaskett had ever posed for a pic with trump this would be major news on a slow day
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 01, 2025 02:34 PM (CWTWj)

Why in the wide wide world of sports has she NOT already claimed he grabbed her by the puthy, in a dressing room at Kohls.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2025 02:41 PM (WeJ8p)

54
I'll lay odds that whoever was the Delegate from Guam at the time Hank Johnson (DOLT - GA) brought out his concern about that island tipping over because there were too many people there was pissed that his staff had not provided him with the opportunity to make that very same pronouncement.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 01, 2025 02:42 PM (xG4kz)

55 It makes much less sense for places with VI and PR that are not on track to become states.
Posted by: Bulg at December 01, 2025 02:39 PM (77rzZ)
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Cut 'em loose.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2025 02:42 PM (0cOaq)

56 Our betters in congress.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 01, 2025 02:42 PM (0U5gm)

57 One day, a lesson will be re-learned.

Don't send nudie pictures.
Don't store nudie pictures.
Don't take nudie pictures.

If you must, get a Polaroid and do it the old-fashioned way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 02:40 PM

Jack sketched Rose in the nude on the Titanic, and even after it sank, 80+ years later they found it. Nudes always resurface.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 01, 2025 02:42 PM (IifOV)

58
In his messages, McCullum "voiced opposition to Delegate S.P. and attempted to use the communications to undermine Delegate S.P.'s re-election campaign."

==============

I wonder why. Was S.P. stingy in addition to being a bitch? Insufficiently leftist? Or did McCullum legitimately think S.P. is an idiot?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2025 02:42 PM (n7rxJ)

59 Cut 'em loose.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Yep.

Posted by: Bulg at December 01, 2025 02:42 PM (77rzZ)

60 The aides should have bribed the world. "Give us a billion or we'll show you these pictures of Plaskett naked"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2025 02:42 PM (bfwj/)

61 Why do all these fugly slatterns who nobody wants to see naked all have piles of nudes everywhere?

This Plaskett whore is far from the ugliest of the lot, but why on Earth is a middle-plus aged unattractive women taking and storing nudes?

These people are all creeps and perverts and degenerate scum.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 01, 2025 02:41 PM (iFTx/)
++++
The *only* unexpected part is her age.

Everyone - every woman, at least, and tons of the men, too - under the age of 40 has piles of nudes. It's the modern thing. There is nothing remarkable about it, other than the reckless stupidity of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 02:42 PM (Zp1WF)

62 Props to the investigator that was willing to look at those images. Thank you for your service. *Salute*

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 01, 2025 02:43 PM (wGerL)

63 Jack sketched Rose in the nude on the Titanic, and even after it sank, 80+ years later they found it. Nudes always resurface.
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 01, 2025 02:42 PM (IifOV)
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 02:43 PM (Zp1WF)

64 Possible. But I would be surprised if she didn't send them to someone. It's much more common than theft.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01

But that is what they both said happened, right? Am I missing something? Hence the court case? Because I would normally agree with you here, people are dumb as heck and send those out because I guess they are flirting, and then boom, drama.

Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2025 02:43 PM (Wmg4n)

65 If you must, get a Polaroid and do it the old-fashioned way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 02:40 PM

Because of the extra three seconds it would take to make that into a digital image?

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2025 02:43 PM (o7cYd)

66 26 I have never understood why territories get a rep in Congress - voting or otherwise.
Posted by: SH

Process started from the beginning. New proto states coming into being got a representative to speak on their behalf.

See Section 12, Northwest Ordinances of 1787
. . . . As soon as a (territorial) legislature shall be formed in the district, the council and house assembled in one room, shall have authority, by joint ballot, to elect a delegate to Congress, who shall have a seat in Congress, with a right of debating but not voting during this temporary government.

Repassed in the First Congress.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2025 02:43 PM (WDjG6)

67 McCullum found nude images and videos, including one of her husband naked and wearing makeup while their young child was in the room, according to court papers.[/in]

It's possible that this is just a silly "Look at me with your lipstick on" photo but I suspect it's more Buffalo Bill than Monty Python.

----------------

"It rubs the makeup on its skin -- or it gets the hose again ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 01, 2025 02:43 PM (+Of5k)

68 31 I predict that within a couple of weeks, the "double tap" drug boat story will fall apart even faster than the Epstein files story has.
Posted by: Tom Servo

The left: Two guardsmen shot, one killed. Ho hum. Shit happens.

Also the left: Narco-terrorists killed! OMG! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 01, 2025 02:37 PM (L/fGl)

Things are getting weird all over.

Yesterday 10 Pakistani soldiers were killed in an ambush by some type of separatist movement...

Also yesterday, Iran seized a Fuel Tanker in the Gulf... but... it was flying the flag of an African nation that does not even have a coast, and the King of said nation said no ship should be flying their flag. Iran with a righteous bust? not on my bingo card... wow... shit... CIA Op? (puts on his tinfoil hat).

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2025 02:44 PM (mP0Kj)

69 so both the crazy demented ho and her husband expressed homicidal thoughts toward the pyrsyn who outed them, and that pyrsyn's husband ended up dead?

I bet you "conspiracy theorists" out there are going to run with this one, all day long

Posted by: kallisto at December 01, 2025 02:44 PM (dCxaZ)

70 57 One day, a lesson will be re-learned.

Don't send nudie pictures.
Don't store nudie pictures.
Don't take nudie pictures.

If you must, get a Polaroid and do it the old-fashioned way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix
=======
Go old school, painting. If prudish, have it down Picasso style.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2025 02:44 PM (WDjG6)

71 But that is what they both said happened, right? Am I missing something? Hence the court case? Because I would normally agree with you here, people are dumb as heck and send those out because I guess they are flirting, and then boom, drama.
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2025 02:43 PM (Wmg4n)
++++
Yeah. Or not. It could absolutely have gone down like this. I am just *always* skeptical of cloak-and-dagger exfiltration/theft stories when common accident or carelessness are just so much more likely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 02:44 PM (Zp1WF)

72
Our betters, ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 01, 2025 02:34 PM (9gDA7)




I'm old enough to remember how the Donk commie cocksuckers and GOPe cucks all whined about Sarah Palin and her "trailer park white trash family" because one of her daughters got knocked up by an arctic hillbilly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2025 02:44 PM (y9nCu)

73 I doubt it. My bet is on her sending them to some dude with whom she was having a fling, and he then used them. The only thing that gives me pause is her age. She's pushing 60, which is above average for the "send nudes to anyone all the time" cohort.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025

According to the story, this guy was handed the phone by her to fix, he snooped, found the pictures and the rest is history.
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2025 02:39 PM (Wmg4n)
______

I'm with JM on this one. The "fixed phone" story is almost always a lie. Just like all the perverts in ERs with foreign objects stuck in their assholes. "Doc, you'll never guess, I just fell down and -- whoops! -- this GI Joe With the Kung-fu Grip went right up my ass."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 01, 2025 02:45 PM (iFTx/)

74 You are totally not ruled by pedos and perverts.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 01, 2025 02:45 PM (dK+Kv)

75 Its not rape if it's not slave rape.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2025 02:45 PM (o7cYd)

76
I've never been threatened or blackmailed with releasing my nudes.

Posted by: Rep. Jerry Nadler at December 01, 2025 02:45 PM (IifOV)

77 Because of the extra three seconds it would take to make that into a digital image?
Posted by: ... at December 01, 2025 02:43 PM (o7cYd)
++++
LOL. Yeah, don't do that.

Sticking your nudie pics in an album and leaving it on the bookshelf is much more private and secure than any connected device.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 02:46 PM (Zp1WF)

78 I remember when Trump's strike on Iran was the end of his presidency.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2025 02:46 PM (o7cYd)

79 Go old school, painting.
Posted by: whig

That's what I did. But does anyone ever thank me for it? Nooooooooo.
--Nekkid Lardass on an Ottoman

Posted by: Bulg at December 01, 2025 02:46 PM (77rzZ)

80 76
I've never been threatened or blackmailed with releasing my nudes.
Posted by: Rep. Jerry Nadler at December 01, 2025

This is funnier than it should be.

Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2025 02:46 PM (Wmg4n)

81
The only thing that gives me pause is her age. She's pushing 60, which is above average for the "send nudes to anyone all the time" cohort.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

============

well, it happened in 2016, so pushing 50.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2025 02:46 PM (n7rxJ)

82 Even nudes of you Jerry are not nudes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 01, 2025 02:46 PM (zZu0s)

83 63 Jack sketched Rose in the nude on the Titanic, and even after it sank, 80+ years later they found it. Nudes always resurface.
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 01, 2025 02:42 PM (IifOV)
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LOL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 02:43 PM (Zp1WF)

And now we know the REAL reason that Plastic Sub that imploded was down there!

Was the trip sponsored by Pron Hub?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2025 02:47 PM (mP0Kj)

84 Also yesterday, Iran seized a Fuel Tanker in the Gulf... but... it was flying the flag of an African nation that does not even have a coast, and the King of said nation said no ship should be flying their flag.
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I'd think that Botswana-flagged tankers would be pretty rare.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2025 02:47 PM (0cOaq)

85 Jonathan Buckney-Small

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More like Jonathan Buckbreakney-Small, amirite?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2025 02:47 PM (BI5O2)

86 These people are all creeps and perverts and degenerate scum.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
======
You live around the nexus of such and are surprised? Or are you shocked in the sense of Captain Reynaud?

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2025 02:47 PM (WDjG6)

87 Why do all these fugly slatterns who nobody wants to see naked all have piles of nudes everywhere?

This Plaskett whore is far from the ugliest of the lot, but why on Earth is a middle-plus aged unattractive women taking and storing nudes?

These people are all creeps and perverts and degenerate scum.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 01, 2025 02:41 PM (iFTx/)
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The *only* unexpected part is her age.

Everyone - every woman, at least, and tons of the men, too - under the age of 40 has piles of nudes. It's the modern thing. There is nothing remarkable about it, other than the reckless stupidity of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 02:42 PM (Zp1WF)
_____

The pics were taken off the phone (supposedly) in 2016. She would be about 50 then, and who knows when the pics were taken. So yea, while she does seem older than the norm, she's close enough that it doesn't strike me as that unexpected.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 01, 2025 02:47 PM (iFTx/)

88 I'm old enough to remember how the Donk commie cocksuckers and GOPe cucks all whined about Sarah Palin and her "trailer park white trash family" because one of her daughters got knocked up by an arctic hillbilly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2025 02:44 PM

----

Yeah, and then they fawn over Joe Biden who showered with is young daughter, was constantly smelling women.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 01, 2025 02:47 PM (IifOV)

89 She's pushing 60, which is above average for the "send nudes to anyone all the time" cohort.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025


incorrect

women in their late 70s are sending out nekkid pics of themselves as bait to lure in the schlonga-donga

Posted by: kallisto at December 01, 2025 02:47 PM (dCxaZ)

90 Plaskett sure seemed to generate a lot of hatred.

Posted by: Ace at 02:30 PM

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Porter/Plaskett 2028 -- Looking For A Few Good White Men To Position Us For Success!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 01, 2025 02:47 PM (+Of5k)

91 That's what I did. But does anyone ever thank me for it? Nooooooooo.
--Nekkid Lardass on an Ottoman
Posted by: Bulg
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He shoulda picked an abstract artist to do it.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2025 02:48 PM (WDjG6)

92
I've never been threatened or blackmailed with releasing my nudes.
Posted by: Rep. Jerry Nadler

===============

I should think it would be the other way around. You'd be blackmailing and threatening to release your nudes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2025 02:48 PM (n7rxJ)

93 Delegate Who Texted with Jeffrey Epstein and Obeyed His Commands Had Previously Had Her Nude Photos Used by Her Own Staff to Blackmail Her
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Ew

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 01, 2025 02:48 PM (QGaXH)

94 Just had a horrific image of Jerry nadler with his feet behind his head.

Fuck. Anyone have a pistol? I am not particular.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 01, 2025 02:48 PM (zZu0s)

95 women in their late 70s are sending out nekkid pics of themselves as bait to lure in the schlonga-donga
Posted by: kallisto at December 01, 2025 02:47 PM (dCxaZ)

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I could've gone my whole life without knowing this.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2025 02:48 PM (DRSnL)

96 Bringing a black woman down. McCullum you're like some creep who rips a woman's clothes off in public, like the slave seller ripping a black woman's clothes off."

Well, at least they're now admitting that blacks can also be slavers. That's progress.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 01, 2025 02:48 PM (Riz8t)

97 Porter/Plaskett 2028 -- Looking For A Few Good White Men To Position Us For Success!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 01, 2025 02:47 PM (+Of5k)
++++
They should do it.

They won't win, but they'll get rich.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 02:48 PM (Zp1WF)

98 According to the story, this guy was handed the phone by her to fix, he snooped, found the pictures and the rest is history.
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2025 02:39 PM (Wmg4n)

Just like Hunter's laptop...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2025 02:48 PM (npFr7)

99 My Great Uncle, decades ago, before the internet or cable or anything, was fond of saying that all politicians were black-hearted bandits and whore-mongers. Ten-year-old me thought he was just a crazy old man. How wrong I was...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 01, 2025 02:49 PM (MZ+PY)

100 Everyone - every woman, at least, and tons of the men, too - under the age of 40 has piles of nudes. It's the modern thing. There is nothing remarkable about it, other than the reckless stupidity of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 02:42 PM (Zp1WF)

I had a chick send me nudes. She was in her early 20s, I was... not in my early 20s.

I gotta admit, just having the pics had me contemplating, but ultimately I didn't do anything. Whatever Spidey sense I had told me not to dip it.

Probably a wise choice, but I sure was tempted.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2025 02:49 PM (B1b0T)

101 incorrect

women in their late 70s are sending out nekkid pics of themselves as bait to lure in the schlonga-donga
Posted by: kallisto
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By that time, they outnumber the men almost 2:1. Widowers are usually swarmed before they leave the funeral.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2025 02:49 PM (WDjG6)

102 84 Also yesterday, Iran seized a Fuel Tanker in the Gulf... but... it was flying the flag of an African nation that does not even have a coast, and the King of said nation said no ship should be flying their flag.
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I'd think that Botswana-flagged tankers would be pretty rare.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2025 02:47 PM (0cOaq)

Better? Eswatani... I had to go look, yes it's a real country.

Wait, is that where the Prince who worked at McDowell's was from?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2025 02:50 PM (mP0Kj)

103 I had a chick send me nudes. She was in her early 20s, I was... not in my early 20s.

I gotta admit, just having the pics had me contemplating, but ultimately I didn't do anything. Whatever Spidey sense I had told me not to dip it.

Probably a wise choice, but I sure was tempted.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2025 02:49 PM (B1b0T)
++++
Just don't "objectify" her and you'll be fine...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 02:50 PM (Zp1WF)

104 Sticking your nudie pics in an album and leaving it on the bookshelf is much more private and secure than any connected device.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 02:46 PM (Zp1WF)

Everyone knows you put them in an envelope that you tape to the underside of a dresser drawer.

Posted by: Sheesh. Amateurs. at December 01, 2025 02:50 PM (TbWk/)

105 I could've gone my whole life without knowing this.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2025 02:48 PM (DRSnL)


most of my friends are male, and they tell me things

one of my friends is a contractor, he tells me that 60+ women at his job sites are hitting on him all the time. He wanted to show me an old lady tit pic to prove it, but I said nah brah I'm good

Posted by: kallisto at December 01, 2025 02:51 PM (dCxaZ)

106 It’s only 2 months until black history month.

For shame for bringing this up, Ace, for shame!!

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 01, 2025 02:51 PM (pW7uA)

107 *reads headline and skims comments*

*lurks quietly looking for Club ONT Comments of the Week*

Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2025 02:51 PM (Ltmlv)

108 He wanted to show me an old lady tit pic to prove it, but I said nah brah I'm good
Posted by: kallisto at December 01, 2025 02:51 PM (dCxaZ)

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LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2025 02:51 PM (DRSnL)

109 Chick has large hooters.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 01, 2025 02:52 PM (dK+Kv)

110 I could've gone my whole life without knowing this.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2025 02:48 PM (DRSnL)

There are lots of websites that have "Women in your area" ads. The laydees are often in the over 50 range, and the photos leave very little to the imagination.

I assume you can find ANY kind of pron you want, and the "dating" apps have every age and kink available.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2025 02:52 PM (EDXUr)

111 Wait, is that where the Prince who worked at McDowell's was from?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2025 02:50 PM (mP0Kj)


Zamunda

Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2025 02:52 PM (Ltmlv)

112 Chick has large hooters.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 01, 2025 02:52 PM (dK+Kv)

*suspects trap*

*cautiously*

Who?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 01, 2025 02:52 PM (zZu0s)

113 Apparently, retirement communities are overrun with hookup culture. The syph is at epidemic levels among retirees.

https://is.gd/QyxeKH

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 01, 2025 02:53 PM (jGAnJ)

114 The worst was that they tried to put in the public that my husband and I allowed our daughter who was around 4-5 at the time of the picture in some perverted unnatural situation.

Two things: She doesn't know exactly how old her daughter was at the time? Wouldn't the date be part of the evidence listing? I'm sure she saw it more that once since she had to verify it. And this statement, if it's a denial, is doing a terrible job of denying it.

Posted by: pookysgirl, listening to the snowplows rumbling at December 01, 2025 02:53 PM (Wt5PA)

115 I tell my kids - NOBODY takes a picture of you naked. Not ever. not even as a joke.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at December 01, 2025 02:53 PM (gDhA9)

116 By that time, they outnumber the men almost 2:1. Widowers are usually swarmed before they leave the funeral.
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2025 02:49 PM (WDjG6)


lol

they get the pick of the litter!!

the wife of a coworker passed away at my old job. He was around 65. We all went to her funeral.

the day after the service, my boss told me that the widower had been in boss's office, asking if he knew anyone the widower could date.

within six months the grieving husband was moving into some broad's house in New Jersey

Posted by: kallisto at December 01, 2025 02:53 PM (dCxaZ)

117 Apparently, retirement communities are overrun with hookup culture. The syph is at epidemic levels among retirees.

https://is.gd/QyxeKH
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 01, 2025 02:53 PM (jGAnJ)

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The look on my son's face when I told him about this was priceless.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2025 02:53 PM (DRSnL)

118 Who?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 01, 2025 02:52 PM (zZu0s)

Plaskett.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 01, 2025 02:54 PM (dK+Kv)

119 I saw Arctic Hillbilly ipen for Vanilla Ice at Chester Fritz Auditorium in '91.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 01, 2025 02:54 PM (+Of5k)

120 These people are all creeps and perverts and degenerate scum.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
======
You live around the nexus of such and are surprised? Or are you shocked in the sense of Captain Reynaud?
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2025 02:47 PM (WDjG6)
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Well, I'm not surrounded by filthy middle-aged whores taking and storing nudes. So yea, the fact that middle-aged unattractive politicians that nobody wants to see naked are snapping nudes -- and apparently sharing them -- is surprising to me.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 01, 2025 02:54 PM (iFTx/)

121 Apparently, retirement communities are overrun with hookup culture. The syph is at epidemic levels among retirees.

https://is.gd/QyxeKH
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 01, 2025 02:53 PM (jGAnJ)

I have heard this the past decade, I think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 01, 2025 02:54 PM (zZu0s)

122 Maybe it's time to replace the "Ladies and gentlemen, the Aristocrats" punchline with "Ladies and gentlemen, the Democrats".

Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2025 02:54 PM (2ocoG)

123 "In March 2016, Plaskett asked staffer Juan R. McCullum to fix her iPhone. After snooping around, McCullum found nude images and videos, including one of her husband naked and wearing makeup while their young child was in the room, according to court papers."

Her husband probably has a secret wish to be trans and Stacey seems to be ok with that.

She's a freakin' weirdo.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2025 02:54 PM (NpAcC)

124 Just don't "objectify" her and you'll be fine...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 02:50 PM (Zp1WF)

I never knew if she was just a tease, or would have banged anybody (me) who asks.

Probably the latter. And I didn't want the trouble that would come with it.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2025 02:54 PM (B1b0T)

125 Willowed from previous thread(s): I encountered systemic Somali fraud over 30 years ago when I was working for a phone company. This was when international calls were terrifically expensive. There was a large volume of calls going from a single residence to the same numbers in Somalia. We would repeatedly cut off service for non-payment and then the next week a "different" person from the same address would order service. Rinse and repeat. This is called a "rotation scheme." Eventually, we declined to provide any phone service at this location. Local civil rights attorney sued us for racial discrimination. I called him up and told him the only color we cared about was green, and if his clients would pay what they owed we would turn service back on the next day. They did not pay but we got a very large deposit and watched the call pattern carefully. All Somalis are basically pirates!

Posted by: Martin Tell at December 01, 2025 02:54 PM (sFNX2)

126 The real story with Plaskett is not her nudie pix but her relationship with Epstein so that he was literally texting her instructions about how to go after Trump in a House committee hearing.

My guess is that she was a houseguest of Epstein and but in any circumstance, was very comfortable taking money from the creep and doing his bidding publicly even after his conviction in Florida. Simply a nasty critter willing to do or say anything for power.

Gotta go. Have fun.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2025 02:55 PM (WDjG6)

127 Curtains for Zoosha?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2025 02:55 PM (mlg/3)

128 Given how many women are on OF, is a nude really a big deal? I’m guessing to yuuutes the answer is no.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 01, 2025 02:55 PM (pW7uA)

129 Well, I'm not surrounded by filthy middle-aged whores taking and storing nudes. So yea, the fact that middle-aged unattractive politicians that nobody wants to see naked are snapping nudes -- and apparently sharing them -- is surprising to me.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 01, 2025 02:54 PM (iFTx/)
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Not me. I wish it were. But *everyone* does this now, so it isn't surprising on that front.

I'd like to think that a powerful person - and even a non-voting Congressional delegate is "in the club" with some influence somewhere - has better opsec and sense, but history has shown time and again that they don't. At all. They are far bigger security risks than all of the paper-pushers sweating over their clearance reviews combined.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 02:55 PM (Zp1WF)

130 1. I absolutely abhor rape references as they are made by people who haven’t a clue what being raped actually does to you.
2. What in the heck is wrong with people? Do they realize you can go a very, very long time without taking a nude picture? Like your entire life.
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2025 02:35 PM (Wmg4n)

Not to mention saving the picture on your phone afterward if 'husband lost a bet and hated it'

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2025 02:55 PM (8avO+)

131
I see Plasket's name and I cannot help but misread it as "Pickett", the name of one of the Big Two slide rule makers back in the day.

K+E was the other one.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 01, 2025 02:56 PM (xG4kz)

132 117 Apparently, retirement communities are overrun with hookup culture. The syph is at epidemic levels among retirees.

https://is.gd/QyxeKH
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 01, 2025 02:53 PM (jGAnJ)

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The look on my son's face when I told him about this was priceless.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2025 02:53

Darn little blue pills!

Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2025 02:56 PM (OoFl2)

133 I'm going to the U.S. Virgin Islands two weeks from tomorrow, never been there before. I was hoping the people wouldn't all be nuts.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 01, 2025 02:57 PM (vV6n9)

134
According to the story, this guy was handed the phone by her to fix, he snooped, found the pictures and the rest is history.
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2025 02:39 PM (Wmg4n)

Just like Hunter's laptop...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2025 02:48 PM (npFr7)




New business opportunity: Franchise rights to IllTemperedCur's Computer/Phone Repair and Adult Bookstore

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2025 02:57 PM (y9nCu)

135 If I were still dating, the nudes would definitely be an automatic disqualifier:

1.) You're definitely dumb

2.) You're probably a huge ho

3.) You might be looking to lure in stupid men so your Chinese paymaster can sell their organs to wealthy businessmen who overdosed on tiger-penis wine

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2025 02:57 PM (BI5O2)

136 Image Butthead saying, "Hard drive." Go ahead, it's funny, if your stunts aren't recorded on it. Files, hard drives, go ahead. Release the files.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 01, 2025 02:57 PM (YlWIZ)

137 If you must, get a Polaroid and do it the old-fashioned way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix

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The problem with Polaroids these days is it's tough to find a daily newspaper.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 01, 2025 02:58 PM (NYInA)

138 The real story with Plaskett is not her nudie pix but her relationship with Epstein so that he was literally texting her instructions about how to go after Trump in a House committee hearing. ...
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2025 02:55 PM (WDjG6)
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Yup. She's a real prize.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 02:58 PM (Zp1WF)

139 3.) You might be looking to lure in stupid men so your Chinese paymaster can sell their organs to wealthy businessmen who overdosed on tiger-penis wine

ikr

if women are now just showing all they got on the reg, then I guess the seductive, appealing one would be the one fully clothed

Posted by: kallisto at December 01, 2025 02:58 PM (dCxaZ)

140 133 I'm going to the U.S. Virgin Islands two weeks from tomorrow, never been there before. I was hoping the people wouldn't all be nuts.


where are you going? St John is ok

lol actually I like it there but the people are pretty much nuts

I don't recommend driving a car yourself on St Thomas. rules are flexible

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 01, 2025 02:58 PM (emBoF)

141 Apparently, retirement communities are overrun with hookup culture. The syph is at epidemic levels among retirees.

https://is.gd/QyxeKH
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 01, 2025 02:53 PM (jGAnJ)

=====

The look on my son's face when I told him about this was priceless.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2025 02:53 PM (DRSnL)
___

It's up sharply across the board. Although, this doesn't state how many actual cases there are. So it could be that there were so few cases to start with that even a few more occurrences would show a big spike percentage-wise.

It seems strange to me that there would suddenly be a big uptick in serious VDs like syphilis, gonorrhea, and HIV/AIDS. Who the hell are these people fucking? My brother had crabs in college, and I was tested for chlamydia once, but those are fairly common and mostly harmless (albeit disgusting).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 01, 2025 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

142 I never knew if she was just a tease, or would have banged anybody (me) who asks.

Probably the latter. And I didn't want the trouble that would come with it.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2025 02:54 PM (B1b0T)

My rule of thumb is that if she is opening with sharing nudes she is probably going to share a lot more that includes a trip to the Dr. for some antibiotics.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 01, 2025 02:59 PM (dK+Kv)

143 Late: i can't help noticing that Tim Walz loves to take care of foreign countries like China and Somalia. I hope the feds keep digging.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 01, 2025 02:59 PM (yJi77)

144 if women are now just showing all they got on the reg, then I guess the seductive, appealing one would be the one fully clothed
Posted by: kallisto at December 01, 2025 02:58 PM (dCxaZ)
++++
Under 25
Clothed
No tats
No weird piercings
No clown paint
Good judgement

That right there is a unicorn.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 03:00 PM (Zp1WF)

145 Apparently, retirement communities are overrun with hookup culture. The syph is at epidemic levels among retirees.
https://is.gd/QyxeKH
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 01, 2025 02:53 PM (jGAnJ)

Nasty old farts gonna nasty.

Posted by: VD Love You Long Time at December 01, 2025 03:00 PM (R/m4+)

146 I see Plasket's name and I cannot help but misread it as "Pickett", the name of one of the Big Two slide rule makers back in the day.

K+E was the other one.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 01, 2025 02:56 PM (xG4kz)

I want to start singing the nursery rhyme:

A Pliskett a Plaskett,
A green and yellow casket...

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2025 03:00 PM (A/QNE)

147 I tell my kids - NOBODY takes a picture of you naked. Not ever. not even as a joke.
Posted by: El Mariachi


Somewhere there's a picture of my oldest brother as a baby, naked on a bearskin rug.

You can't see his stuff, however, because he's lying on his front.

Posted by: Bulg at December 01, 2025 03:00 PM (77rzZ)

148 What the heck kind of a relationship do she and her husband have if she made him put on makeup after losing a bet and then took a picture of him like that? Just the makeup thing is bad enough (why would you want to humiliate your husband?) but then the photo?

Speaking of the husband, he must have gone to school with Kamala Harris because I can't understand what in the heck he was trying to say in his victim statement.

Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2025 03:00 PM (79pEw)

149 Willowed from previous thread(s): .. . All Somalis are basically pirates!
..............
Somalis in Minnesota are a protected political class.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 01, 2025 03:01 PM (jGAnJ)

150 A Pliskett a Plaskett,
A green and yellow casket...
Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2025 03:00 PM (A/QNE)
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A tisket, a tasket
A head in a basket
It cannot reply to the questions you ask it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2025 03:01 PM (0cOaq)

151 What the heck kind of a relationship do she and her husband have if she made him put on makeup after losing a bet and then took a picture of him like that? Just the makeup thing is bad enough (why would you want to humiliate your husband?) but then the photo? ...
Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2025 03:00 PM (79pEw)
++++
And why *keep* that photo?

To keep the humiliation up. "Hey, babe! Remember this? Hahahaha!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 03:01 PM (Zp1WF)

152 My rule of thumb is that if she is opening with sharing nudes she is probably going to share a lot more that includes a trip to the Dr. for some antibiotics.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 01, 2025 02:59 PM (dK+Kv)

That too.

I had known her for a while, but started flirting with her, just because.

The nudes came almost immediately after.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2025 03:01 PM (1OIAD)

153
Stacey Plaskett will not convert her look to "authentic" black persons' hair -- her moral weakness on this front speaks volumes about her insufficiently black character.

-- Big Mike, who is known to eschew "authentic" black persons' hair herself.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 01, 2025 03:02 PM (xG4kz)

154 Authentic Western gibberish > authentic black person's hair

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2025 03:03 PM (0cOaq)

155 This brunette feels humiliation whenever she thinks about the fact that she's "represented" by these people:
http://tiny.cc/zevv001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 03:03 PM (Zp1WF)

156 To keep the humiliation up. "Hey, babe! Remember this? Hahahaha!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 03:01 PM (Zp1WF)
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I live in a vastly different world from her, for which I am no end grateful.

Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2025 03:03 PM (79pEw)

157 You can't see his stuff, however, because he's lying on his front.
Posted by: Bulg at December 01, 2025 03:00 PM (77rzZ)

I hate it when they do that.

Posted by: Zombie Ian Watkins at December 01, 2025 03:04 PM (4MR3n)

158 Of course I have nudes of Tracey Plastic. They say she comes from the Virgin Islands, but no way she's a virgin. I love black people!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 01, 2025 03:04 PM (Dv3i1)

159 Black Orchid, we are going to St. Croix, near "Rainbow Beach", which I'm told is a relatively calm area, but who knows? At the very least, the weather will be nice.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 01, 2025 03:04 PM (vV6n9)

160
Timmuh himself stated that he'd prefer to err on the side of being generous more than being stingy when it comes to providing aid to those who need it.

He has proved to be remarkably generous at spreading around other people's money,

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 01, 2025 03:05 PM (xG4kz)

161 26 I have never understood why territories get a rep in Congress - voting or otherwise.
Posted by: SH

Process started from the beginning. New proto states coming into being got a representative to speak on their behalf.

See Section 12, Northwest Ordinances of 1787
. . . . As soon as a (territorial) legislature shall be formed in the district, the council and house assembled in one room, shall have authority, by joint ballot, to elect a delegate to Congress, who shall have a seat in Congress, with a right of debating but not voting during this temporary government.

Repassed in the First Congress.
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2025 02:43 PM (WDjG6)

Since we started out as 'territories' of England and got ripped off and had no representation in Parliament to express grievances I don't find the rule surprising at all.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2025 03:05 PM (8avO+)

162 First you ply the john with way too much tiger penis wine, and when his organs fail, you sell him the gweilo kidney. Ancient Chinese hooker secret.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2025 03:05 PM (BI5O2)

163 29 ...cheap stupid discount Fanni Willis.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2025 02:37 PM (v2PU4)9 ...

I believe the AoS Style guide calls for either 'TEMU Fanni Willis' or 'dime store Fanni Willis' in this context.

Please make a note of it..LOL!!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 01, 2025 03:05 PM (QGaXH)

164 This brunette feels humiliation whenever she thinks about the fact that she's "represented" by these people:
http://tiny.cc/zevv001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Is that Samantha Fox?

Posted by: Bulg at December 01, 2025 03:05 PM (77rzZ)

165 This brunette feels humiliation whenever she thinks about the fact that she's "represented" by these people:
http://tiny.cc/zevv001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 03:03 PM (Zp1WF)
_____

Isn't that Ana de Armas? That ain't a great pic of her (that nose?) but .. TBWMSB.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 01, 2025 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

166 159 Black Orchid, we are going to St. Croix, near "Rainbow Beach", which I'm told is a relatively calm area, but who knows? At the very least, the weather will be nice.


St Croix is quiet! you will enjoy

I still like St Thomas but it's more crazy for sure. well more populated!

really the USVI is nice. I like most of the Caribbean just I kind of don't like the Bahamas and Jamaica particularly. oh and St Martin

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 01, 2025 03:06 PM (emBoF)

167 164 I meant Megan Fox.

Posted by: Bulg at December 01, 2025 03:06 PM (77rzZ)

168 I used to have an IATA card fyi

so went on a LOT of fam trips

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 01, 2025 03:07 PM (emBoF)

169
My rule of thumb is that if she is opening with sharing nudes she is probably going to share a lot more that includes a trip to the Dr. for some antibiotics.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 01, 2025 02:59 PM (dK+Kv)

You mean she's going to stab you?

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2025 03:07 PM (o7cYd)

170 Speaking of the husband, he must have gone to school with Kamala Harris because I can't understand what in the heck he was trying to say in his victim statement.
Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2025 03:00 PM (79pEw)

Possibly trying to dodge perjury and/or divorce issues.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2025 03:08 PM (8avO+)

171 Ana de Armas is extremely hot for being fairly flat chested.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 01, 2025 03:08 PM (zZu0s)

172 I know this is going to sound awful, but why are black people in positions of power such awful people? Playing the race card too often?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 01, 2025 03:08 PM (WPL6O)

173
I believe the AoS Style guide calls for either 'TEMU Fanni Willis' or 'dime store Fanni Willis' in this context


"Sexual practices' petri dish" Fanni Willis is a better fit, IMHO.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 01, 2025 03:08 PM (xG4kz)

174 Good to hear, BlackOrchid. I've never been to the Caribbean before, closest I've been is the Keys. I'm looking forward to this trip.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 01, 2025 03:09 PM (vV6n9)

175 I know this is going to sound awful, but why are black people in positions of power such awful people? Playing the race card too often?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 01, 2025 03:08 PM (WPL6O)

TBF, all of our ruling class are evil AF.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2025 03:09 PM (BI5O2)

176 You mean she's going to stab you?

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2025 03:07 PM (o7cYd)

With a rusty HIV/Gonorrhea/Syphilis/Vaginal Warts/Anal Warts/Crabs infected syringe. Or something to similar effect.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 01, 2025 03:09 PM (dK+Kv)

177 Playing the race card too often?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 01, 2025 03:08 PM (WPL6O)

If I had to guess, they buy into the bs of being systematically oppressed so feel fully justified to get down to looting when they have the ability. Payback, if you will.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 01, 2025 03:09 PM (zZu0s)

178
I know this is going to sound awful, but why are black people in positions of power such awful people? Playing the race card too often?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


They do not elect their best and brightest. Other people of pigmentation are not all that different, either.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 01, 2025 03:10 PM (xG4kz)

179 I know this is going to sound awful, but why are black people in positions of power such awful people? Playing the race card too often?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 01, 2025 03:08 PM (WPL6O

Consider how a person gets into power.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2025 03:10 PM (o7cYd)

180 I'm going to go OT for a moment to link to an Atlantic article about David Rubenstein, whom Trump fired as head of the Kennedy Center. If you want to know about some of the set that attended Dick Cheney's funeral service, this article will show you (obliquely) why they hate Trump so:

https://archive.is/vjGua

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2025 03:10 PM (0CU3H)

181 So, "But everyone's doing it," lost its luster. Repent.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 01, 2025 03:10 PM (YlWIZ)

182 Playing the race card too often?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 01, 2025 03:08 PM (WPL6O)

If I had to guess, they buy into the bs of being systematically oppressed so feel fully justified to get down to looting when they have the ability. Payback, if you will.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 01, 2025 03:09 PM (zZu0s)

They are as shitty as the white/yellow/brown pols. They are just more aggressive and less in tune with cultural norms that might dictate discretion and shame for the same shitty behavior.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 01, 2025 03:11 PM (dK+Kv)

183 I'd like to think that a powerful person - and even a non-voting Congressional delegate is "in the club" with some influence somewhere - has better opsec and sense, but history has shown time and again that they don't. At all. They are far bigger security risks than all of the paper-pushers sweating over their clearance reviews combined.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 02:55 PM (Zp1WF)

She's in an interesting position. She's a bigwig in the VI, bit in DC terms she's pretty much a nonentity. So in the VI few would dare, and in DC few would care.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2025 03:12 PM (8avO+)

184 I remember Plaskett the VI DEI only for her grilling of Riley Gaines and going from sanctimonious to abject retarderation in the process.

Posted by: logprof at December 01, 2025 03:12 PM (jo6FO)

185 They are as shitty as the white/yellow/brown pols. They are just more aggressive and less in tune with cultural norms that might dictate discretion and shame for the same shitty behavior.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 01, 2025 03:11 PM (dK+Kv)

I'd agree with this too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 01, 2025 03:12 PM (zZu0s)

186 Minorities do pick criminals for representation, sometimes it's representative then think they can get away with crimes

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2025 03:12 PM (Ia/+0)

187 This is who I want in charge. Not Republicans.

Posted by: Every Alleged Gen Z in Polls at December 01, 2025 03:13 PM (ATSTk)

188
I have been to the Cayman Islands, Sint Maarten / Saint Martin, and, in Florida, the Keys and Sanibel Island.

I far, far preferred my visits to the Florida locales over the other two locations. It was not even a close contest.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 01, 2025 03:13 PM (xG4kz)

189 "do it the old-fashioned way"

Yes! I like to listen to classic sleuthing/detective stories now and again, and a significant portion of plot lines involve people who sent incriminating content to each other and are now being blackmailed. This is 200 yrs ago. People are just stupid. Doesn't matter what era you live in.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 01, 2025 03:13 PM (6qf1m)

190 I know this is going to sound awful, but why are black people in positions of power such awful people? Playing the race card too often?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 01, 2025 03:08 PM (WPL6O

Consider how a person gets into power.
Posted by: ... at December 01, 2025 03:10 PM (o7cYd)

And who they are appealing to get that power.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2025 03:13 PM (8avO+)

191 46 osted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Get them off your work phone.

Xoxoxo- your friend who is an ex HR exec.
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2025 02:40 PM (Wmg4n)

Piper - you may know Sponge better than me - but I assumed his 'work' phone is 'his' - meaning he owns the company and can do as he pleases without fear of HR.

When I worked for big (evil) aerospace I assumed they had a back door into all my devices and behaved myself accordingly.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 01, 2025 03:13 PM (QGaXH)

192 Krebs, when me and the wife started our spate of travel a few years ago, the first place we went to was Sanibel Island. Love that place.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 01, 2025 03:15 PM (vV6n9)

193 If a MoC turned out not to be a corrupt pervert on the payrolls of numerous notorious international villains, I would check to make sure the moon wasn't bleeding.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2025 03:16 PM (BI5O2)

194 Had she taken her phone or a PC in to a shop for repair and they had found the photos/videos with a naked adult male with a child in the room it would be a whole different conversation with Law Enforcement and Child Protective Services. Ask Hunter how all of that works.

Applaud her and her husband on their excellent grasp of the English language.

Posted by: Cheri at December 01, 2025 03:16 PM (oiNtH)

195 When I worked for big (evil) aerospace I assumed they had a back door into all my devices and behaved myself accordingly.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 01, 2025 03:13 PM (QGaXH)
++++
My current employer makes no bones about it.

"You have no expectation of privacy on this device and all activities are subject to logging, monitoring and recording at any time"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 03:16 PM (Zp1WF)

196 Only part of St Maarten I liked was the airport beach. That was cool.

Rest Of the island? Meh.

Yeah give me a gulf coast Florida beach any day.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 01, 2025 03:17 PM (pW7uA)

197
Krebs, when me and the wife started our spate of travel a few years ago, the first place we went to was Sanibel Island. Love that place.
Posted by: Lincolntf


We do, too. Our vacation logistics are find a base from which we could go out and do a bunch of things if the mood struck us to do so, but it must be attractive enough to decide that NOT going someplace nearby would suit us just fine, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 01, 2025 03:18 PM (xG4kz)

198 >> I know this is going to sound awful, but why are black people in positions of power such awful people? Playing the race card too often?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 01, 2025 03:08 PM (WPL6O

Consider how a person gets into power.
Posted by: ... at December 01, 2025 03:10 PM (o7cYd)

And who they are appealing to get that power.

It’s because politicians are generally awful people. It’s just for some reason in the black community they play their constituents like a fiddle and they all dance.

Posted by: Commander Obvious at December 01, 2025 03:18 PM (ATSTk)

199 The first thing many people do when they get away with something is tell someone else. Those are the people who don't continue to get away with it.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2025 03:18 PM (o7cYd)

200 Apparently, retirement communities are overrun with hookup culture. The syph is at epidemic levels among retirees.

That's because they're all superannuated free-love hippies.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 01, 2025 03:19 PM (a+4eV)

201 I far, far preferred my visits to the Florida locales over the other two locations. It was not even a close contest.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 01, 2025 03:13 PM (xG4kz)

=====

Really? I looooved Grand Cayman.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2025 03:19 PM (DRSnL)

202 I've never been to the Caribbean, but I have been to the Galapagos. Very cool place.

Posted by: Bulg at December 01, 2025 03:19 PM (77rzZ)

203 (((Police announced no new developments in the case Wednesday. The last major update said police had not identified a suspect. Fire officials have said security cameras outside the fire station were inoperable at the time of the shooting.

Louis’ death was the territory’s 43rd homicide of 2016.)))
__________________________

I pulled up the local and regional news outlets down there, and there is nothing after reporting on the funeral. Additionally, in that area, there had been a rash of murders back in 2016, and, apparently there is a Gregory Benson Louis, Jr. who has some behavioral problems of the legal variety....like stabbing someone in a barfight with a small green switchblade.

Posted by: Orson at December 01, 2025 03:19 PM (dIske)

204 >>Krebs, when me and the wife started our spate of travel a few years ago, the first place we went to was Sanibel Island. Love that place.

Like everything the Virgin Islands are more crowded and less laid back than they used to be but if you avoid the really touristy areas still pretty nice. Back before they made the airport bigger and the cruise ships invaded St Thomas was great but it just got too big.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2025 03:19 PM (viF8m)

205
"The women who saw it for what it was. Bringing a black woman down. McCullum you're like some creep who rips a woman's clothes off in public, like the slave seller ripping a black woman's clothes off."

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In case anyone missed it, everyone involved in this story is black. I guess this is all she's got.

This is all from about a decade ago. Plaskett still has a job.

It's kind of puzzling that a public figure would hand their personal phone over to staff. Odd.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 01, 2025 03:19 PM (azNOR)

206 There was a guy at work that was showing everyone MRIs of his lower back surgery. They gave him a whole interactive dvd and he was a tech junkie and loved that stuff. Anyway after a few days of this I saw one and said, dude did you know your junk is hanging out in a lot of these? I mean it had all the false colors and depended on the slice volume and angle but in a lot of cases he had been showing everyone at work his junk and never realized it until that moment. I LOLed.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2025 03:20 PM (3uBP9)

207 Krebs, very similar to our criteria when picking places to go. We need kayaking, beachcombing, wildlife, that sort of stuff to make us decide on a place. Sanibel hits all the buttons.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 01, 2025 03:20 PM (vV6n9)

208 It’s because politicians are generally awful people. It’s just for some reason in the black community they play their constituents like a fiddle and they all dance.
Posted by: Commander Obvious at December

Eh, most of these rotten-borough black legislators hail from tightly-controlled Dem machine cities - do it's impossible to know whether anyone voted for them at all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2025 03:20 PM (BI5O2)

209 Plaskett's husband, Jonathan Buckney-Small

Pick a fucking name, lady

Posted by: Common Tater at December 01, 2025 03:20 PM (J+7DF)

210 157 You can't see his stuff, however, because he's lying on his front.
Posted by: Bulg at December 01, 2025 03:00 PM (77rzZ)

Parents who take naked pictures of their little kids - which are almost invariably used to humiliate them later in life - should be placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. Stupid shitty rotten thing to do to your own children. It's not cute or funny, fucksticks

Posted by: Not every parent deserves kids at December 01, 2025 03:21 PM (TbWk/)

211 The look on my son's face when I told him about this was priceless.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2025 02:53

Darn little blue pills!
Posted by: Piper

My daughter too. I told her about a RN friend of mine that works in a assisted living village and the sex and STDs are off the hook. I think I may have scarred my daughter.

Posted by: Cheri at December 01, 2025 03:21 PM (oiNtH)

212 I've never been to the Caribbean

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But I kinda like the music

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 01, 2025 03:21 PM (L/fGl)

213 but I assumed his 'work' phone is 'his' - meaning he owns the company and can do as he pleases without fear of HR.

Our company has the worst of both worlds - they expect people to use their personal phones for business. Because they moved to Teams calling and took away everyone's desk phones, and you have to use your phone for the 2 factor authentication security stuff.

They do pay a stipend, if you apply for one, but make it as difficult as possible to get it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 01, 2025 03:22 PM (a+4eV)

214 You might actually hope at some point the black community would be wise to what’s going on, and stop allowing representation by thieves, frauds, charlatans and second rate pretenders slightly smarter than a bag of dirt. That’s nowhere near representative of the good people in that community and creates a terrible caricature.

Posted by: Commander Obvious at December 01, 2025 03:22 PM (ATSTk)

215 When I worked for big (evil) aerospace I assumed they had a back door into all my devices and behaved myself accordingly.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

They did!

And you may be right, I honestly don’t know about Sponge. My cell is for work and business because I own it, so definitely possible.

Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2025 03:23 PM (OoFl2)

216 There was a guy at work that was showing everyone MRIs of his lower back surgery. They gave him a whole interactive dvd and he was a tech junkie and loved that stuff. Anyway after a few days of this I saw one and said, dude did you know your junk is hanging out in a lot of these? I mean it had all the false colors and depended on the slice volume and angle but in a lot of cases he had been showing everyone at work his junk and never realized it until that moment. I LOLed.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2025 03:20 PM (3uBP9)
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Yeah, I had a DVD of some CT scans of my lower abdomen that showed a whole lot more than I was expecting. Fortunately, I looked at the scans myself *before* I showed them off.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2025 03:23 PM (IBQGV)

217 They do pay a stipend, if you apply for one, but make it as difficult as possible to get it.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 01, 2025 03:22 PM (a+4eV)

This is how my old company worked. That's where this phone as a work phone came from. When I changed jobs, I got a new paid for by the company fully funded and monitored work phone. But I do not comment from it. No sir.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 01, 2025 03:23 PM (zZu0s)

218
Krebs, very similar to our criteria when picking places to go. We need kayaking, beachcombing, wildlife, that sort of stuff to make us decide on a place. Sanibel hits all the buttons.
Posted by: Lincolntf


The Corkscrew Swamp Sanctuary, located just off the road to Naples, was a great place to visit. There were on the order of a half dozen different micro biomes in it and gators abounded. You tour it by walking along elevated wooden deckways as the ground is -- surprise! -- swampy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 01, 2025 03:24 PM (xG4kz)

219 Our company has the worst of both worlds - they expect people to use their personal phones for business. Because they moved to Teams calling and took away everyone's desk phones, and you have to use your phone for the 2 factor authentication security stuff.

They do pay a stipend, if you apply for one, but make it as difficult as possible to get it.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 01, 2025 03:22 PM (a+4eV)
++++
That's a hard line for me. I will use my own equipment for work communications (E-Mail, security tokens, etc), but I will *not* permit my own equipment to be subject to surveillance or policy enforcement by the company. If they insist on MDM and surveillance, they can buy me a phone.

Which is why, right now, I have no work comms on my phone. It will eventually become a problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2025 03:24 PM (Zp1WF)

220 Servo, the government already releasing video of the strike with the boat being utterly destroyed guaranteed that little fable's already done for.
Posted by: American Hawkman at December 01, 2025 02:34 PM (9VDxG)

The two were hanging onto the little rowboat that went to hell.

*clap clap*

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 01, 2025 03:25 PM (bw+Ic)

221 107 *reads headline and skims comments*

*lurks quietly looking for Club ONT Comments of the Week*
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2025 02:51 PM (Ltmlv)

Silly Me! I thought the Club ONT Comments were pulled exclusively from the ONT Comments.

Guess I'd better look more closely at the time stamps...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 01, 2025 03:25 PM (QGaXH)

222 I’m a bit confused how you can hang onto a boat with no arms.

Or no head.

Posted by: Commander Obvious at December 01, 2025 03:26 PM (ATSTk)

223 Krebs, we went to a place that sounds exactly like that, but we were kayaking through mangrove tunnels, not on an elevated walkway. Somewhere closer to Sanibel than Naples, but sounds familiar.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 01, 2025 03:26 PM (vV6n9)

224 My daughter too. I told her about a RN friend of mine that works in a assisted living village and the sex and STDs are off the hook. I think I may have scarred my daughter.
Posted by: Cheri at December 01, 2025 03:21 PM (oiNtH)

They got endless supplies of boner pills and the women are post-menopausal so they aren't worried about pregnancy and thus don't bother with rubbers as much. So yeah they turn into assisted living fuckfests and Petri dishes for STDs pretty quick.

Posted by: Them at December 01, 2025 03:27 PM (TbWk/)

225 Or no head.
Posted by: Commander Obvious at December 01, 2025 03:26 PM (ATSTk)
+++++
No head?

That's no way to live!

Posted by: The Paolo at December 01, 2025 03:27 PM (Zp1WF)

226 *lurks quietly looking for Club ONT Comments of the Week*
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2025 02:51 PM (Ltmlv)

I don't usually make it to the ONT. Has any comment of mine ever ended up on the Comments of the Week list?

Posted by: Bulg at December 01, 2025 03:27 PM (77rzZ)

227 I've never been to the Caribbean
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Neither have I.

Having grown up in Hawai'i, I never had much of a desire to go to the Caribbean.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at December 01, 2025 03:27 PM (22p5n)

228 Gives new meaning to the word “retirement”.

Posted by: Commander Obvious at December 01, 2025 03:28 PM (ATSTk)

229
That's two men in a little boat who will prove to be just as hard to find in the future as their near namesakes, little men in a boat.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 01, 2025 03:28 PM (xG4kz)

230 Anyhoo, in a few weeks I'll give a full report of our trip to St. Croix, do a little compare and contrast analysis.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 01, 2025 03:28 PM (vV6n9)

231 Yet some say there's no such thing as progress.

Scientists discover way to allow patients to breathe through their butts

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 01, 2025 03:28 PM (L/fGl)

232 Apropos of nothing, if you live somewhere that doesn't already have fiber service, you cannot even get telephone service from ATT anymore. No new copper activations are being allowed.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 01, 2025 03:28 PM (jc0TO)

233 230 Anyhoo, in a few weeks I'll give a full report of our trip to St. Croix, do a little compare and contrast analysis.


can't wait! enjoy1

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 01, 2025 03:28 PM (emBoF)

234 I’m a bit confused how you can hang onto a boat with no arms.

Or no head.

Posted by: Commander Obvious at December 01, 2025 03:26 PM (ATSTk)
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Don't look at me. I'm stumped, too!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2025 03:28 PM (jPh0I)

235 They make rsa dongles you can whip out for 2fa instead of having some work app on your phone. I can’t imagine they are too expensive for a company to get in a bulk service.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2025 03:29 PM (3uBP9)

236
I don't usually make it to the ONT. Has any comment of mine ever ended up on the Comments of the Week list?
Posted by: Bulg


Oh, for sure! One every week! Swearsies!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 01, 2025 03:29 PM (xG4kz)

237 In before Prometheus is mentioned in the Thread!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 01, 2025 03:29 PM (0sNs1)

238 You H*ters just do not like Sexy Women of color like me and Big Mike.... Eh... Eh... I mean Michelle Obama....

Posted by: Stacey Plaskett at December 01, 2025 03:29 PM (J9q9v)

239 It’s because politicians are generally awful people. It’s just for some reason in the black community they play their constituents like a fiddle and they all dance.
Posted by: Commander Obvious at December

Zombie JC Watts would like to have a word with you.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 01, 2025 03:29 PM (/UkMn)

240 Having grown up in Hawai'i, I never had much of a desire to go to the Caribbean.
Posted by: SMH

I wouldn't mind going to Puerto Rico. I'd love to see that castle/fortress on San Juan harbor.

Posted by: Bulg at December 01, 2025 03:29 PM (77rzZ)

241 I know this is going to sound awful, but why are black people in positions of power such awful people?
———

To answer your question, historically this is because of white leftists. In this case, you really can legitimately blame Whitey.

It’s an historical pattern, because the left only cares about intentions, not results. That’s how you got more people dead in Indochina than the war years when the communists took over Viet Nam in 1975, and 20% of Cambodia slaughtered.

“Black Power” was elevated and funded by all the Special People on the left and hollywood stars. It turned out to be an absolute shit show, but their heart was in the right place, you see. This has continued largely unabated since that time, you see the common thread since that time. OJ Simpson, for example. Rod King riots, and on and on.

The leftists get black thugs elected or put into positions of power. Obie’s AG, that Ellison feller in Minnesota. Clowns on Acid.

It is absolutely deliberate and calculated. Amazing, but true.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 01, 2025 03:29 PM (J+7DF)

242 232 Apropos of nothing, if you live somewhere that doesn't already have fiber service, you cannot even get telephone service from ATT anymore. No new copper activations are being allowed.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 01, 2025 03:28 PM (jc0TO)

ATT went down last night and created havoc for me this morning. I wish I could use Starlink for the studio.

Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2025 03:30 PM (OoFl2)

243 >> Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at December 01, 2025 03:27 PM (22p5n)

Got my Wolfhounds short right here.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2025 03:30 PM (aZ9eR)

244 Scientists discover way to allow patients to breathe through their butts
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 01, 2025 03:28 PM (L/fGl)

It's called registering as a Democrat.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2025 03:31 PM (o7cYd)

245 Thousands of Americans dying every week from the poison they peddle on purpose. But we should be weepy about drug couriers. Meanwhile I’m screaming at the video “hit them again”.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2025 03:32 PM (aZ9eR)

246 ATT went down last night and created havoc for me this morning. I wish I could use Starlink for the studio.
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2025 03:30 PM


Hey, I drove by Publix yesterday so I took a swing through. Is your studio S----L---?

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 01, 2025 03:33 PM (jc0TO)

247 Oops. Watts is still alive. Sorry, JC.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 01, 2025 03:33 PM (/UkMn)

248 131 K+E was the other one.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 01, 2025 02:56 PM (xG4kz)

I still have a wooden K+E Log Log in my desk. Prepping isn't just about food and ammo....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 01, 2025 03:33 PM (QGaXH)

249 Got my Wolfhounds short right here.
Posted by: Marcus T
___

My eldest daughter still has her Tropic Lightning Baby certificate...lol.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at December 01, 2025 03:33 PM (22p5n)

250 246 ATT went down last night and created havoc for me this morning. I wish I could use Starlink for the studio.
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2025 03:30 PM

Hey, I drove by Publix yesterday so I took a swing through. Is your studio S----L---?
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 01, 2025 03:33

1 door down, Pure Barre.

Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2025 03:34 PM (OoFl2)

251 >> My eldest daughter still has her Tropic Lightning Baby certificate...lol.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at December 01, 2025 03:33 PM (22p5n)

Started off life right 👍🏻 plus a good mom.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2025 03:35 PM (aZ9eR)

252 1 door down, Pure Barre.
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2025 03:34 PM


Huh. I was figuring on yoga something but wasn't seeing anything like that.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 01, 2025 03:35 PM (jc0TO)

253 Outside working on leaves, barely 40 degrees and not much fun

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2025 03:35 PM (Ia/+0)

254 Also, thank you for trying to protect me, but 80% of the people who interact with me here know what it is, just not necessarily where it is.

Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2025 03:35 PM (OoFl2)

255 >>> little men in a boat.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 01, 2025 03:28 PM (xG4kz)


THERE . IS . ONE . MAN

Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard, Space Gynecologist at December 01, 2025 03:36 PM (3uBP9)

256 The alternative is much worse, you see. That would mean admitting they were wrong. Maybe, for example, the Police do need our public support.

That ain’t gonna happen. Because the Narrative.

The issue ain’t the issue, the issue is never the issue, the real issue is the Revolution. Always remember that. Then it makes sense.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 01, 2025 03:36 PM (J+7DF)

257 All these poor College Grads of today who paid $200K for a Bogus Degree in Gay Pride Studies or the history of ancient Estonia cannot find a good paying job.

As Biden once said: Learn to Code Suckers !!!!!!!!!!

Most of us started out at the minimum wage and worked our way up and did not cry like little babies. Most of them are 30 years old, single, obese and still live at home with Mommy and Daddy in the basement playing computer games all day....

I guess all that crap you believed that bilged out of Obama's mouth was worthless...

Posted by: Stacey Plaskett at December 01, 2025 03:37 PM (J9q9v)

258
THERE . IS . ONE . MAN
Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard, Space Gynecologist


"Are eely?"

-- Wesley Crusher, Space Pest

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 01, 2025 03:37 PM (xG4kz)

259 nood


Immigrants

Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard, Space Gynecologist at December 01, 2025 03:39 PM (3uBP9)

260 "Are eely?"

-- Wesley Crusher, Space Pest
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 01, 2025 03:37 PM


Mom says you're being unkind.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 01, 2025 03:40 PM (0sNs1)

261 >>I wouldn't mind going to Puerto Rico. I'd love to see that castle/fortress on San Juan harbor.

Been there many times.

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