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Daily Tech News 1 December 2025

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  • Would you like to buy a clue... For $1 million? (AP)

    There's a sculpture called Kryptos at the CIA offices in McLean, Virginia, which contains four panels of encrypted text. Three have been decrypted by puzzle-solvers, but the fourth has defied all attempts since the installation was created in 1990.

    The artist, now aged 80, has auctioned off his notes and clues to the contents of that fourth panel... For close to $1 million.


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Disclaimer: I'm the wonderer. Rebel without a clue.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




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1 G'Day 3

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2025 04:00 AM (Ia/+0)

2 Everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2025 04:01 AM (Ia/+0)

3 Good morning. All rights reserved.

Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr at December 01, 2025 04:01 AM (iJ4PV)

4 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 01, 2025 04:03 AM (sAmhv)

5 How much does it cost to wipe a D drive?

$20. Same as in town.

Posted by: recycled joke department at December 01, 2025 04:03 AM (WkLxi)

6 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2025 04:05 AM (mOv6P)

7 Dion is still with us.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2025 04:09 AM (mOv6P)

8 And still working. His latest single came out earlier this year.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 01, 2025 04:14 AM (BLOW1)

9 Heh! Dudes 86! Good for him!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 01, 2025 04:16 AM (sAmhv)

10 AI is the twisted-coding, high-speed equivalent of the green movement's solar power.

It's not just a bubble, it's a shart.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 01, 2025 04:17 AM (abmp2)

11 Reddit has blocked me, or Pixy? ?.
Oh well.

Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at December 01, 2025 04:18 AM (KaHlS)

12 11 Reddit has blocked me, or Pixy? ?.
Oh well.
Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at December 01, 2025 04:18 AM (KaHlS)

Man. What a blow to the internet. InspiredHistoryMike is banned. By somebody. Somewhere. Man.

Posted by: Life is Pain at December 01, 2025 04:20 AM (s76Rv)

13 Read Dion's Wiki page. He seems normal.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 01, 2025 04:22 AM (sAmhv)

14 Good morning. Pretty chilly here in Cowtown, about 36 with only 41 on tap for later this afternoon. Got the tree up and the lights on. Gotta get 'nog and cider so the grandkids can put the ornaments on after dinner tonight.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 01, 2025 04:26 AM (3Ope8)

15 13 Read Dion's Wiki page. He seems normal.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 01, 2025 04:22 AM (sAmhv)

If you play his albums backward on vinyl it's all speeches about how legalizing cannibalism is the true libertarian position.

Posted by: Dion thinks we're meat at December 01, 2025 04:28 AM (96SAf)

16 Man who had been in the military reflects on James: 1:1-8 and perseverance in Christ:

https://tinyurl.com/mwuavmp8

Posted by: FenelonSoije at December 01, 2025 04:38 AM (As86G)

17 For all the Linux Fans around here, this just dropped yesterday:

Where Linus Sebastian, creator of Linus Tech Tips, meets, interviews, and builds an AMD Threadripper system for Linus Torvalds, creator of Linux.

https://youtu.be/mfv0V1SxbNA

It's actually a decent interview of Linus by Linus.
I don't know anything about Torvalds, but he's got a pretty good sense of humor as far as I can tell, and I learned a few things.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 01, 2025 04:39 AM (6ydKt)

18 IF I CHANGE MY UNDERWEAR WILL YOU FINALLY LOVE ME!?

Posted by: MUMR at December 01, 2025 04:41 AM (1OGkI)

19 Instrumental music of hymns and scenery:

https://tinyurl.com/4mhjrce8

Posted by: FenelonSoije at December 01, 2025 04:45 AM (PFs9e)

20 The remaining features of the BlackBerry-esque smartphone include an IR blaster, so the Lotus Diplomat can be used as a TV remote, for instance.

Always a hand dandy feature in a phone that will probably cost $3000.

The Lotus watchface in the middle of the keyboard is... something.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 01, 2025 04:52 AM (6ydKt)

21 Oh, now I see the watchface is a 1"-sized Always-On IPS display.

The small display has two operating modes. When the device is in active use, the small display works in conjuction [sic] with the 4-position frame-button and, when pressed, confirms the action with an OK key. When the device is locked, the small display switches to always-on display.

You can see it on the funky-looking website.
https://www.lotus-jb.com/

If you scroll down to the bottom there's a paragraph explaining their plans and one part is to put out a watch as well, so I guess that's an explanation.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 01, 2025 05:01 AM (6ydKt)

22 "Three have been decrypted by puzzle-solvers, but the fourth has defied all attempts"

This seems like it would be a grok-able problem. Is Musk just not aware?

Posted by: f2000 at December 01, 2025 05:05 AM (Tqtts)

23
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2025 05:12 AM (tljrc)

24 The world has boinged 1,505,477 times.

G'morning Horde.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 01, 2025 05:17 AM (O7YUW)

25 Wow...that AI space propulsion article is a mass of bullshit. The only fact they cite is that AI is an engineering tool.

Way to extrapolate!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2025 05:18 AM (HW7D1)

26 Had French Toast and sausages but just not moving too fast

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2025 05:21 AM (Ia/+0)

27 @9/Puddleglum: "Heh! Dudes 86! Good for him!"

Tell him to avoid hanging out with James Comey.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 01, 2025 05:24 AM (O7YUW)

28 Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2025 05:21 AM (Ia/+0)

Please tell me you didn't dip your sausages in the syrup!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2025 05:26 AM (HW7D1)

29 Good morning, everyone! I now face the reality that I had to go back to work. But at least I have coffee.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 01, 2025 05:27 AM (+4yJ5)

30 I'a Owe, I'a Owe
So off to work I go
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2025 05:28 AM (Ia/+0)

31
Large language models, insignificant accomplishments outcomes

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 01, 2025 05:31 AM (xG4kz)

32 Very cold weather moving into the NE this week, much below normal. I hope all the EV school buses run, but I'm sure the routes will have to be short, leaving kids waiting at the bus stops. I've seen this before cold start to winter and then a gradual warmup later in the month of December.

Posted by: Colin at December 01, 2025 05:33 AM (wlQdF)

33 Psalm 18:1-6:

I love you, Lord, my strength.
2 The Lord is my rock, my fortress and my deliverer;
my God is my rock, in whom I take refuge,
my shield and the horn[c] of my salvation, my stronghold.
3 I called to the Lord, who is worthy of praise,
and I have been saved from my enemies.
4 The cords of death entangled me;
the torrents of destruction overwhelmed me.
5 The cords of the grave coiled around me;
the snares of death confronted me.
6 In my distress I called to the Lord;
I cried to my God for help.
From his temple he heard my voice;
my cry came before him, into his ears.

Posted by: FenelonSoije at December 01, 2025 05:36 AM (ZeH0U)

34
The Conversation is a nonprofit, independent news organization dedicated to unlocking the knowledge of experts for the public good.


Experience suggests that "experts" are all too eager to unlock their "knowledge", often to the detriment of others, the non-experts. Who get exactly what they deserve.

"No need to thank us!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 01, 2025 05:37 AM (xG4kz)

35 Please tell me you didn't dip your sausages in the syrup!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2025 05:26 AM (HW7D1)


Have you considered seeking professional counseling for this syrup phobia of yours?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 01, 2025 05:37 AM (ExV1e)

36 Top of the Morning, Tech Thread Guvnors

A bit chilly in the heartland oasis.

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 01, 2025 05:40 AM (pearg)

37
I spent yesterday with the missus in a class creating a pendant with metal clay (i.e., particles of 0.999 silver in a binder that burned away when the piece was heated in a kiln for one hour) and a small embedded gemstone. It was both educational and enjoyable.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 01, 2025 05:43 AM (xG4kz)

38 Good morning Horde, thx Pixy.
37° at the moment, going to a high of , yup, 39°. Then tomorrow 5-8 inches of snow here in Mid Hudson, out to a foot in the mountains. Skiers will be happy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2025 05:44 AM (bfwj/)

39 Lies my defunded fake news media channel told me:

Jason Locasale @LocasaleLab
18h

This is a small window into the rot of the modern biomedical system. This NPR segment gets it completely backwards.

We’re told that a breast cancer researcher at Harvard is losing a third of her staff because of funding cuts.

What the story doesn’t say:


https://tinyurl.com/3nrt6v24

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2025 05:45 AM (mOv6P)

40
How much does it cost to wipe a D drive?


We talking about single-ply or double-ply here?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 01, 2025 05:47 AM (xG4kz)

41 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 01, 2025 05:48 AM (Cjt/F)

42 We’re told that a breast cancer researcher at Harvard is losing a third of her staff because of funding cuts.

I'm betting that cancer researchers, particularly breast cancer researchers, could probably get reasonable funding from the public if the government weren't hoovering up every dollar in sight to funnel to their preferred causes/people.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 01, 2025 05:49 AM (ExV1e)

43 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 01, 2025 05:43 AM (xG4kz)

I'm glad you enjoyed it. It sounds great !

Posted by: FenelonSoije at December 01, 2025 05:50 AM (7RYym)

44 w00t

Posted by: m at December 01, 2025 05:51 AM (RuTUS)

45 w00t
Posted by: m at December 01, 2025 05:51 AM (RuTUS)


Calm down, buddy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 01, 2025 05:52 AM (ExV1e)

46
I am Brugge,
Researcher of scant recent accomplishments
Look on my research empire, Ye Mighty,
And fork over the dough!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 01, 2025 05:53 AM (xG4kz)

47 If he's retarded, then let him plead insanity.

Otherwise lock him up:

https://tinyurl.com/mu2k6v7d

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2025 05:56 AM (mOv6P)

48 24 The world has boinged 1,505,477 times.

G'morning Horde.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 01, 2025 05:17 AM (O7YUW)

; )

Posted by: m at December 01, 2025 05:58 AM (RuTUS)

49 45 w00t
Posted by: m at December 01, 2025 05:51 AM (RuTUS)

Calm down, buddy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 01, 2025 05:52 AM (ExV1e)

w00t!!!

Posted by: m at December 01, 2025 05:59 AM (RuTUS)

50 Speaking of "Woot" the video in post 19 has an owl in snow at about the 18 or 19 second mark.

Posted by: FenelonSoije at December 01, 2025 06:01 AM (7RYym)

51
I'm betting that cancer researchers, particularly breast cancer researchers, could probably get reasonable funding ...


All the sob stories these days concerning Planned Parenthood having to close centers because their funding streams are drying up. Golly gee, I thought there was an enthusiastic constituency for your abattoirs who would happily makeup any monetary shortfall because they were true believers in your cause. Might you have been lying to us?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 01, 2025 06:02 AM (xG4kz)

52 thx G&R, was about to post that )

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 01, 2025 06:04 AM (Cjt/F)

53 Evening and morning, weary wanderers north and south. Yes, it's true, it's Monday again -- and after a nice long weekend, too. But please to remember:

"Compared to being on the wrong side of the ground, even a bad Monday is pretty small kumquats, nicht wahr?"

(It helps if you read this in a Peter Lorre voice)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2025 06:04 AM (wzUl9)

54 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Got nothin'. Head in the oven.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2025 06:05 AM (0cOaq)

55 Anyhow! Here I am, awake (for certain values of "awake"), sipping my coffee and preparing to feed certain instances of cats. Howz ever'body?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2025 06:05 AM (wzUl9)

56 Golly gee, I thought there was an enthusiastic constituency for your abattoirs who would happily makeup any monetary shortfall because they were true believers in your cause.

I have noticed that within the hour of Planned Parenthood posting "We're going to have to shut down!" they get a lot of money to make up the shortfall. Almost as if they'd do just fine as a private entity.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 01, 2025 06:07 AM (+4yJ5)

57 "Might you have been lying to us?"

dead cert, that!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 01, 2025 06:08 AM (Cjt/F)

58 (It helps if you read this in a Peter Lorre voice)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2025 06:04 AM (wzUl9)
-----------
Just rewatched "Casablanca" last night and was reminded again of how good an actor Lorre was. Just see how many changes in emotional nuance he goes through in his scene with Bogart.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2025 06:10 AM (0cOaq)

59 Man. What a blow to the internet. InspiredHistoryMike is banned. By somebody. Somewhere. Man.
Posted by: Life is Pain at December 01, 2025 04:20 AM (s76Rv)


I'll bet you're fun at parties.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 01, 2025 06:11 AM (/HDaX)

60 We're seeing 53 F. now, 10 mph wind, wind chill 49. Not bad workout weather. The rain we were promised yesterday, and then for this morning, won't be here until this afternoon. No point in washing the car today, in other words. Despite the nice conditions, I do not feel like hitting the trail.

Miss Linda's birthday is today. I have to hit the grocery -- which means Walmart, as I need a birthday card. Actually two: one, more serious, from me, and one "from the cats."

She's getting some flavored coffee, two new lipsticks (she picked 'em), and I'll get her a year's phone service.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2025 06:12 AM (wzUl9)

61 All the sob stories these days concerning Planned Parenthood having to close centers because their funding streams are drying up. Golly gee, I thought there was an enthusiastic constituency for your abattoirs who would happily makeup any monetary shortfall because they were true believers in your cause. Might you have been lying to us?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 01, 2025 06:02 AM (xG4kz)
-

PeePee's funding ends as of today. Grok with the details:

https://tinyurl.com/2z2katw6

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2025 06:12 AM (mOv6P)

62 What the story doesn’t say:

https://tinyurl.com/3nrt6v24

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2025 05:45 AM (mOv6P)


Excellent takedown of the research scam!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2025 06:14 AM (rAKH6)

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