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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Peter Paul Rubens
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: r hennigantx at December 04, 2025 09:30 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2025 09:30 AM (Qd7dZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2025 09:30 AM (PQb8B)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2025 09:30 AM (PQb8B)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2025 09:31 AM (Qd7dZ)
Posted by: Nova Local at December 04, 2025 09:31 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2025 09:31 AM (PQb8B)
Year c. 1609–1610
Type Oil on wood
Dimensions 185 cm × 205 cm (73 in × 81 in)
Location National Gallery, London
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 04, 2025 09:31 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2025 09:30 AM (PQb8B)
Wrinkly.
Would that be a wroob??
Posted by: Doof at December 04, 2025 09:32 AM (Ltmlv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2025 09:32 AM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Gref at December 04, 2025 09:32 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 09:32 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 04, 2025 09:32 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2025 09:33 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: fd at December 04, 2025 09:33 AM (vFG9F)
Samson and Delilah
Baby, you can bet
A love they couldn't deny
My words say split
But my words, they lie
'Cause when we kiss
Ooh, fire
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 04, 2025 09:33 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 04, 2025 09:33 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 09:33 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Tuna at December 04, 2025 09:34 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 04, 2025 09:33 AM (0nHVk)
Whoa - a morning DDS sighting! Hello there!
Posted by: Doof at December 04, 2025 09:34 AM (Ltmlv)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 09:34 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: fd at December 04, 2025 09:34 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: dantesed at December 04, 2025 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)
Waxing Poetic - a limerick
Said Delilah with treason reptilian
"Hey Samson, you should thank me a million"
You should’ve been at the gym
When I gave you that trim
Just be thankful it wasn't a Brazilian!
Posted by: muldoon at December 04, 2025 09:34 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 09:32 AM (77rzZ)
He did most of the work.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 04, 2025 09:34 AM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 04, 2025 09:35 AM (gtuL0)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2025 09:35 AM (PQb8B)
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 04, 2025 09:36 AM (gbOdA)
Wrinkly.
Would that be a wroob??
Posted by: Doof at December 04, 2025 09:32 AM (Ltmlv)
Sheer silk gown. She got her order from Adam & Eve delivered.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2025 09:36 AM (PQb8B)
When they stood him among the pillars, 26 Samson said to the servant who held his hand, “Put me where I can feel the pillars that support the temple, so that I may lean against them.”
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 04, 2025 09:37 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 04, 2025 09:37 AM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 04, 2025
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Is that where the term "eyeless in Gaza" comes from?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 09:37 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2025 09:37 AM (Zv8bq)
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you … feel like relieving yourself at the porn theater.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2025 09:38 AM (ET441)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2025
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I'd guess those are the Philistines, or a detachment of their soldiers at least.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 09:38 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Archie Bunker Bible Lesson at December 04, 2025 09:39 AM (oftw2)
And I must add that I have very much enjoyed the artistic selections this week, I love the classics.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 04, 2025 09:39 AM (uWKK8)
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 04, 2025 09:39 AM (gbOdA)
"Samson Fell Before the Power and Majesty of the Almighty Pussy. The Almighty Pussy!!!"
Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2025 09:39 AM (iJfKG)
Well done!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2025 09:37 AM (Zv8bq)
The dude is a legend.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2025 09:40 AM (PQb8B)
Posted by: Doof at December 04, 2025 09:40 AM (Ltmlv)
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 04, 2025 09:40 AM (gbOdA)
It's a Smash - a limerick
Now you're under arrest, ya big louse!
So Samson, are you a man? Or a mouse?
It's really quite simple
To destroy a temple
"He's a hit! He just brought down the house!"
Posted by: muldoon at December 04, 2025 09:41 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: BOB WEIR at December 04, 2025 09:41 AM (DeNdk)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 04, 2025 09:41 AM (g8Ew8)
"The painting illustrates the moment when Delilah, having seduced Samson, instructs an accomplice to cut his hair, robbing him of his strength.
Samson is shown asleep in Delilah's lap, symbolizing his vulnerability and trust."
"The old woman in the background, holding a candle, is believed to represent a procuress, suggesting the theme of betrayal and the consequences of seduction."
"Delilah's beauty is juxtaposed with the old woman's withered appearance, hinting at the fleeting nature of beauty and the moral implications of her actions.
The statue of Venus and Cupid in the background further emphasizes themes of love and betrayal, with Cupid's mouth bound, symbolizing the silencing of true love."
Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2025 09:41 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2025 09:41 AM (iJfKG)
These people think they offer you great insight when they say, "You know, Walt Disney didn't actually draw his cartoons."
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 04, 2025 09:41 AM (BHrzb)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2025 09:37 AM (Zv8bq)
The dude is a legend.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2025 09:40 AM (PQb8B)
The Club ONT's keeper of the Comments of the Week has been alerted.
Posted by: Doof at December 04, 2025 09:42 AM (Ltmlv)
Posted by: muldoon at December 04, 2025 09:42 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: She Hobbit at December 04, 2025 09:42 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Extra Butter, Please at December 04, 2025 09:42 AM (oftw2)
Abstinence from Wine: The individual must refrain from consuming wine, strong drink, and any products derived from grapes, including vinegar.
Uncut Hair: The Nazarite must not cut their hair for the duration of the vow, symbolizing their dedication to God.
Avoiding Ritual Impurity: They must not come into contact with corpses or graves, even those of family members, to maintain their ritual purity.
1 out of 3 aint bad
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 04, 2025 09:43 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: dantesed at December 04, 2025 09:43 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 04, 2025 09:43 AM (pG0Ez)
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 09:44 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 09:45 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2025 09:45 AM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 04, 2025 09:40 AM (gbOdA)
Yup. Brushing up on my Urdu and Arabic!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2025 09:45 AM (Zv8bq)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 04, 2025 09:43 AM (pG0Ez)
Best, most unbelievable yet true trivia about Paul Reubens aka PeeWee Herman: his father founded the Israeli Air Force.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 04, 2025 09:45 AM (uWKK8)
Posted by: muldoon at December 04, 2025 09:34 AM (/iMjX)
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A Brazilian here, a Brazilian there ... pretty soon you're talking real honeys.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 04, 2025 09:46 AM (pG0Ez)
Well those boobies are oddly rendered.
Posted by: She Hobbit
I only see one.
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 09:44 AM (77rzZ)
Weird, they usually travel in pairs...
Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2025 09:46 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 04, 2025 09:46 AM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 04, 2025 09:46 AM (BHrzb)
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2025 09:46 AM (DeNdk)
Elisha went from that city to Bethel. He was walking up the hill to the city, and some boys were coming down out of the city. They began making fun of him. They said, “Go away, you bald-headed man! Go away, you bald-headed man!”
24 Elisha looked back and saw them. He asked the Lord to cause bad things to happen to them. Then two bears came out of the forest and attacked the boys. There were 42 boys ripped apart by the bears.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 04, 2025 09:46 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2025 09:46 AM (Zv8bq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 09:46 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 09:47 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Extra Butter, Please at December 04, 2025 09:42 AM (oftw2)
Also make a great gift!
https://youtu.be/Rt0spqQtMKg?si=Te9Aj_Op0oU8ILh0
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 04, 2025 09:47 AM (NgqoH)
Posted by: She Hobbit
I only see one.
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 09:44 AM (77rzZ)
Weird, they usually travel in pairs...
Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2025 09:46 AM (iJfKG)
*******
I see two.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2025 09:47 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 09:45 AM (wzUl9)
Willingness adds a couple points.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 09:47 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 09:47 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Tarantino at December 04, 2025 09:47 AM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 04, 2025 09:40 AM (gbOdA)
Yup. Brushing up on my Urdu and Arabic!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2025 09:45 AM (Zv8bq)
Don't forget Sunday Roast at Blackrock if you're there long enough.
They can probably make you a decent Shaken Manhattan there as well.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2025 09:48 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 04, 2025 09:36 AM (gbOdA)
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Which makes me wonder...If they knew that his strength came from his long hair, then why didn't they take steps to prevent it from growing out?
Like a regular haircut once a week...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 04, 2025 09:48 AM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 04, 2025 09:45 AM (uWKK
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* multiple chuckles *
Did not know that and Too Good To Check!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 04, 2025 09:48 AM (pG0Ez)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2025 09:46 AM (iJfKG)
*******
I see two.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2025 09:47 AM (NpAcC)
THERE ARE TWO BOOHEHS!!!
Posted by: J. Luc Picard at December 04, 2025 09:48 AM (NgqoH)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025
*
Willingness adds a couple points.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025
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Enthusiasm adds a lot more than that!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 09:48 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: muldoon at December 04, 2025 09:34 AM (/iMjX)
*******
They gave him the Philistinian
Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2025 09:49 AM (NpAcC)
Like a regular haircut once a week...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 04, 2025 09:48 AM (ESVrU)
Certain cultures are lackadaisical in their adherence to maintenance schedules.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 09:50 AM (ExV1e)
Like a regular haircut once a week...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 04, 2025
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The Philistines might have thought it was only a legend. Or, the mill manager/slave overseer was too lazy to order it done.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 09:50 AM (wzUl9)
The word Arctic is derived from Arctos, meaning hears.
The Arctic Circle is the circle of bears.
Pretty badass.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 04, 2025 09:50 AM (MwOW1)
Posted by: Rula Lenska at December 04, 2025 09:50 AM (oftw2)
24 Elisha looked back and saw them. He asked the Lord to cause bad things to happen to them. Then two bears came out of the forest and attacked the boys. There were 42 boys ripped apart by the bears.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 04, 2025 09:46 AM (gbOdA)
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That seems like disproportionate retribution just because kids were teasing him about his chrome dome...
Why is a bear peeking in my window right now?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 04, 2025 09:51 AM (ESVrU)
Like a regular haircut once a week...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 04, 2025 09:48 AM (ESVrU)
Zealot
One that redoubles their efforts after having lost sight of the originals goals years ago.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 04, 2025 09:51 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2025 09:51 AM (DeNdk)
Posted by: r hennigantx
FWIW, Story is more complex,
Jewish tradition has a traditional interpretations of this passage.
From Catholic Answers,
"First of all, the famed Jewish Rabbi Rashi points out that what we translate as “little boys” had more than just that meaning. It was also a word that would be used to refer to those without mitzvot (without moral conscience) and thus could refer to any immoral person.
Before the incident where Elisha is mocked by the young men, he had performed a miracle purifying the water in Jericho. A strand of Jewish tradition has claimed that these young men from Beth-el had been making a business out of bringing good water into Jericho and by purifying the water there the prophet had destroyed their business. Their “water cartel” could no longer take advantage of the situation, so they descended upon Elisha."
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 09:51 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Bulg
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Assume a second boob, at standard temperature and pressure, at sea level...
Posted by: muldoon at December 04, 2025 09:51 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: Delurker at December 04, 2025 09:52 AM (NhiOW)
The word Arctic is derived from Arctos, meaning hears.
The Arctic Circle is the circle of bears.
Pretty badass.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 04, 2025 09:50 AM (MwOW1)
The forest of Lebanon would have be loaded with woodland creatures.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 04, 2025 09:52 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Delurker at December 04, 2025 09:52 AM (NhiOW)
tff
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 04, 2025 09:52 AM (gbOdA)
24 Elisha looked back and saw them. He asked the Lord to cause bad things to happen to them. Then two bears came out of the forest and attacked the boys. There were 42 boys ripped apart by the bears.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 04, 2025 09:46 AM (gbOdA)
I mentioned this to my dear departed father in law one time, he being a devoted Southern Baptist, and asked him if this sounded like cruel, petty, and even capricious punishment to mete out to a pack of unruly boys.
He said on the contrary, not only was it highly justified, this was his favorite story in the entire bible!
He was of course completely bald.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 04, 2025 09:52 AM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 04, 2025 09:52 AM (6qf1m)
Weird, they usually travel in pairs...
Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2025 09:46 AM (iJfKG)
They come in two's.
It's hard to choose.
Your favorite tit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2025 09:53 AM (PQb8B)
Posted by: She Hobbit at December 04, 2025 09:42 AM
Probably why Sponge hasn't announced that he's looking at them.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2025 09:53 AM (kgE5c)
"The Syrian brown bear (Ursus arctos syriacus, formally Ursus arctos arctos) is a medium-sized and endangered subspecies of brown bear native to the Middle East and West-Central Asia. . . ." and "Historically, the brown bear occurred in the Middle East from Turkey to Turkmenistan." (Wiki)
I didn't know about them either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 09:53 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 09:45 AM (wzUl9)
_______
She's no Hedy LaMarr. (NOT Headley.)
But she seems a bit famished for Rubens.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 04, 2025 09:53 AM (s0JqF)
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 04, 2025 09:40 AM (gbOdA)
Yup. Brushing up on my Urdu and Arabic!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2025 09:45 AM (Zv8bq)
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Can they throw you in prison over there now for such hate speech?
I, for one, am willing to join in an invasion of Britain to rescue CBD from The Tower of London!
* starts applying Braveheart blue face-paint *
Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 04, 2025 09:54 AM (pG0Ez)
The Arctic Circle is the circle of bears.
Pretty badass.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
It's named for either of the Bear constellations, Ursa Major or Ursa Minor.
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 09:54 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 09:51 AM (WDjG6)
The UN bought water from Israel to pipe into Palestine and the Hamas dug up the pipes to make rockets.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 04, 2025 09:54 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2025 09:54 AM (qwype)
............................
Are they sure that wasn't a Polack in a bear suit?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 04, 2025 09:54 AM (MwOW1)
Posted by: muldoon at December 04, 2025 09:51 AM (/iMjX)
Sadly, frictionless, and as Oingo Boingo informs us...
Without friction there's no heat
WIthout heat there's no fire
Without fire there's no desire
You're making me hot, hot, hot, hot!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 09:55 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Samson at December 04, 2025 09:55 AM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2025 09:54 AM (qwype)
How's her tits?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2025 09:55 AM (PQb8B)
Posted by: She Hobbit at December 04, 2025 09:55 AM (ftFVW)
Why is a bear peeking in my window right now?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Dense historical subtext as the location was near Bethel and Bethel was a center for Baal worship at the time. There was also the dislike in Bethel accordingly of Elijah for showing Baal to be a worthless entity and that would carry over to Elisha who was Elijah's successor as a prophet of the Lord. Thus, the mistranslation equating young boys with more probably yutes aka teens and/or without a conscience. Hooligans for Baal would be a good description.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 09:55 AM (WDjG6)
* starts applying Braveheart blue face-paint *
Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 04, 2025 09:54 AM
Horde! Assemble!
Should take us, what, half an hour?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2025 09:55 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025
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Sort of like the Corleone family's thugs "descending upon" someone who'd ruined their loansharking business. In a case like that, bears seem to be a reasonable response.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 09:55 AM (wzUl9)
The Arctic Circle is the circle of bears.
Pretty badass.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
It's named for either of the Bear constellations, Ursa Major or Ursa Minor.
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 09:54 AM (77rzZ)
It's named after the weather in December at Soldier Field in Chicago.
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2025 09:56 AM (qwype)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 04, 2025 09:56 AM (abmp2)
"The Syrian brown bear (Ursus arctos syriacus, formally Ursus arctos arctos) is a medium-sized and endangered subspecies of brown bear native to the Middle East and West-Central Asia. . . ." and "Historically, the brown bear occurred in the Middle East from Turkey to Turkmenistan." (Wiki)
I didn't know about them either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 09:53 AM (wzUl9)
Moar dangerous than the average bear.
Posted by: Allah Ackbear at December 04, 2025 09:56 AM (gbOdA)
Probably why Sponge hasn't announced that he's looking at them.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2025 09:53 AM (kgE5c)
I did acknowledge a single boob.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2025 09:56 AM (PQb8B)
Posted by: She Hobbit
I have, a couple of times. Still can't see her left boob.
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 09:56 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 04, 2025 09:56 AM (0cOaq)
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 09:57 AM (77rzZ)
............................
A peer reviewed paper published in Scientific American conclusively proved the bear was trans, based on this.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 04, 2025 09:57 AM (MwOW1)
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I've heard of a bear "appearing suddenly" or "showing up at an inopportune moment" but I've never heard of one "occurring."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 04, 2025 09:57 AM (JkO4W)
Not to mention tying all the foxes together, lighting their tails on fire, and burning all the Philistine grain.
Posted by: ASPCA at December 04, 2025 09:58 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2025
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I had a memorable haircut from an attractive woman barber/stylist at a shop in suburban Birmingham, AL. In fact, the shop had *only* attractive female stylists. I expect their tips every day were substantial.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 09:58 AM (wzUl9)
Black Bears: Fight back
Grizzly Bears: Play dead
Polar Bears: Nice knowing you
Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2025 09:58 AM (ET441)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2025 09:48 AM (iJfKG)
There is a Blackrock a few hundred yards from our hotel, but they are sort of pompous. And no cask ales, so it's a non-starter.
We went to The Gun for a roast last Sunday. Nelson's favorite pub for assignations with his paramour!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2025 09:58 AM (Zv8bq)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
😔
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 04, 2025 09:59 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2025 09:56 AM
Hmmm....I'll allow it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2025 09:59 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Bulg
It's there. Right boob, shadow, left boob. You can even vaguely see the left nip.
Posted by: She Hobbit at December 04, 2025 09:59 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 04, 2025 10:00 AM (VMttT)
https://tinyurl.com/4hd8sche
Embiggin it
Posted by: one hour sober at December 04, 2025 10:00 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: r hennigantx
Ham Ass are simply barbarians that cannot build nor create a civil society. In general, Islam has that problem because at the core, it was based on raider ethics of the desert which is not and has never been a developer of civilizations. Most of what passes for civilization in Islam is a veneer over older civilizations like Egypt, Syria, Turkey, and Persia.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:00 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 09:55 AM (WDjG6)
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In other words, an application of Terry Pratchett's Rule One: "Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men!"
They might just give you an unexpected asswhoopin' or at least summon some bears.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 04, 2025 10:00 AM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 09:58 AM (wzUl9)
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So like a Hooters for haircuts?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 04, 2025 10:00 AM (r+pQK)
Posted by: muldoon at December 04, 2025 10:00 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2025
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A polar bear was the mascot on the wrapper for Zero white chocolate and nougat candy bars when I was a kid. Maybe it still is?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:00 AM (wzUl9)
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I have it on excellent authority that they love Coca-Cola.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 04, 2025 10:00 AM (0cOaq)
Posted by: Common Tater
Supposedly (to dovetail with CBD at 123) a young Horatio Nelson shot and killed an attacking polar bear on an Arctic exploring expedition.
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 10:01 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2025 09:48 AM (iJfKG)
There is a Blackrock a few hundred yards from our hotel, but they are sort of pompous. And no cask ales, so it's a non-starter.
We went to The Gun for a roast last Sunday. Nelson's favorite pub for assignations with his paramour!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2025 09:58 AM (Zv8bq)
We'll probably be in London sometime this upcoming summer, which should include a Sunday Roast.
I guess i need to check out The Gun VS Blackrock, the lively and lovely Mrs naturalfake currently has her heart set on Blackrock.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2025 10:01 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 04, 2025
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Yes, except they were dressed in a more businesslike fashion, blouses and slacks.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:01 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: whig
A 'lone wolf'.
I would be pleasantly surprised if this person actually spills info that leads to others.
I would not be surprised if this person gets Epsteined.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 04, 2025 10:01 AM (Dv3i1)
just like Thomas Crooks
nothing to see here
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at December 04, 2025 10:02 AM (V6W16)
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 10:01 AM (77rzZ)
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Pffft. I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.
Posted by: Capt. Spalding at December 04, 2025 10:02 AM (JkO4W)
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I have it on excellent authority that they love Coca-Cola.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 04, 2025
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They'd go for those pesky penguins, if the latter didn't live 12,000 miles away.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:03 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 09:51 AM (WDjG6)
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In many ways, this too is the story of Trump vs. The Narco-Terrorist Cartels and The Anti-American Left (BIRM).
/BTW, am curious if you've had a chance to watch (or are interested in) "The Chosen" crowd-funded television series (can be streamed for free from watch.thechosen.tv)? Although they take creative liberties -- insert some likely historical fiction -- the production values are extremely high; it's well written, acted, cinematography, costumes, music, etc. and each episode usually moves me to tears at some point.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 04, 2025 10:03 AM (pG0Ez)
Posted by: Capt. Spalding at December 04, 2025 10:02 AM (JkO4W)
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Hooray hooray hooray
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 04, 2025 10:03 AM (0cOaq)
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2025 10:03 AM (AhCY4)
Posted by: Bulg
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USE YOUR IMAGINATION, SON!!
Posted by: muldoon at December 04, 2025 10:03 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
This pattern is repeated with Paul in the New Testament. Paul's preaching upset the merchants for the different religions that would lose business if people stopped going to the pagan temples.
Jesus himself upset and drove out the moneychangers and sellers of sacrifices in the Temple. Probably apropos of all religious leaders demanding money for their personal comforts from parishioners or else.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:03 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2025 10:03 AM (RHGPo)
https://tinyurl.com/4hd8sche
Embiggin it
Posted by: one hour sober
Going through the display of boobage with a fine tooth comb?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 04, 2025 10:04 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: one hour sober
OK, now I see it. I was looking too far to the right. They're really close together, so in this darker version they blend into one big boob.
Delilah's not as stacked as I thought she was.
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 10:04 AM (77rzZ)
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I have it on excellent authority that they love Coca-Cola.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 04, 2025
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That's only owing to the marketing genius of Don Draper.
/obligatory "Mad Men" series finale reference
Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 04, 2025 10:05 AM (pG0Ez)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:05 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: What Every Nude Studio Model Hears at December 04, 2025 10:06 AM (iFEms)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Our northward conquest and expansion may be slow, but we are unstoppable. The Trump Greenland strategy is part of the Grand Plan!
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at December 04, 2025 10:07 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:05 AM (wzUl9)
It's there.. They're smushed together...
Posted by: It's me donna at December 04, 2025 10:07 AM (VE6XX)
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Yeah, good luck with that. Meanwhile a photo of Greasy Newsom being culturally normal.
https://is.gd/P1KdZh
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 04, 2025 10:07 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: George Costanza at December 04, 2025 10:07 AM (XQo4F)
They're too busy trying to overthrow the Government...
Posted by: It's me donna at December 04, 2025 10:08 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: ShainS
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I've seen some. Seems well done but as you note, it departs from a strict interpretation of Scripture at times.
Then again, interpretation of Scripture can be a tricky and disputed thing even for very knowledgeable theologians. That is why sects exists--because someone important enough to get a following made a distinction in doctrine and practice that diverged from another sect.
I would consider myself a Nicean Christian but not very sectarian. Even more so after studying the early churches and their founders.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:08 AM (WDjG6)
It will return to England for the first time in 900 years, on loan from France for display at the British Museum from September 2026 to July 2027.
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 10:08 AM (77rzZ)
It will return to England for the first time in 900 years, on loan from France for display at the British Museum from September 2026 to July 2027.
Posted by: Bulg
Now's our chance, get the orange paint ready!
Posted by: Just Stop Oil Vandals at December 04, 2025 10:09 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2025 10:09 AM (ET441)
Grizzly Bears: Outrun your hiking partner after whacking him on the knee with your walking stick
Polar Bears: Outrun your hiking partner after whacking him on the knee with your walking stick and squirting honey all over him
Posted by: muldoon at December 04, 2025 10:09 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: Person with a finely tuned boob radar at December 04, 2025 10:10 AM (XQo4F)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:10 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: WisRich at December 04, 2025 10:10 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2025 10:10 AM (Q+gd/)
In other words, become better at lying.
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at December 04, 2025 10:10 AM (iFEms)
Pete Hegseth Is Bringing Christmas Back to the Pentagon
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 04, 2025 10:11 AM (L/fGl)
"Back then in Rome, you could leave your front door wide open and it was completely safe!"
It made me uncomfortable, but I didn't say anything.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 04, 2025 10:11 AM (BHrzb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025
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It's there.. They're smushed together...
Posted by: It's me donna at December 04, 2025
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Always intriguing. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:11 AM (wzUl9)
It will return to England for the first time in 900 years, on loan from France for display at the British Museum from September 2026 to July 2027.
Posted by: Bulg
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Who's the opening act?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 04, 2025 10:11 AM (JkO4W)
Posted by: WisRich at December 04, 2025 10:10 AM (G0vdT)
Found or a patsy ?
Posted by: It's me donna at December 04, 2025 10:12 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
N'awlins by Spring. Amarillo by morning.
Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board. at December 04, 2025 10:12 AM (oftw2)
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Sounds like a plan, sparky. Except, you guys ain’t normal, you’re batshit insane, something that has been pointed out for years now.
I’m glad you’ve reached some sort of self-awareness or epiphany here. Everyone learns at their own pace, I always say.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2025 10:13 AM (ET441)
It will return to England for the first time in 900 years, on loan from France for display at the British Museum from September 2026 to July 2027.
Posted by: Bulg
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Who's the opening act?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 04, 2025
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Blues rockers Domesday Book!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:13 AM (wzUl9)
I would be pleasantly surprised if this person actually spills info that leads to others.
I would not be surprised if this person gets Epsteined.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Too many of the nothing happens crowd simply use Motte and Bailey to excuse away taking an L.
Best to simply say I do not know rather than crawfish out by moving the goalposts.
Patience is always a virtue as is being humble.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:13 AM (WDjG6)
Panda Bears: you and your hiking partner should help them into their hammock.
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2025 10:13 AM (AhCY4)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
There's a particularly cold current in the Galapagos that makes it habitable for then.
And the word "penguin" meaning "white-head" in Welsh, was originally applied to the similar-looking great auk. When the Europeans went into the Southern Hemisphere and saw birds that resembled the great auk, they transferred the name to them.
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 10:13 AM (77rzZ)
Pete Hegseth Is Bringing Christmas Back to the Pentagon
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 04, 2025 10:11 AM (L/fGl)
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Putting Santa Clause's Total Tank under the tree.
Posted by: WisRich at December 04, 2025 10:13 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: It's me donna
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Justice is mine saith the Lord. We humans have the legal process instead. Sometimes they might coincide, often not.
So we wait and see.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:15 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:03 AM
Well, that and their trenchant smell, but mostly living 12,000 miles away.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 04, 2025 10:16 AM (0sNs1)
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When my parents took us on vacation they couldn’t find the keys to lock the front door of the house.
My dad to his dying day insisted on keeping the keys to his car in the ignition, always parked in the driveway. He would get incandescent if he had to come back in the house to get them, bitching us out. Keys go in the ignition, as God intended, apparently.
He was an Insurance salesman, btw
Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2025 10:16 AM (ET441)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 04, 2025 10:12 AM
*shifty eyes*
*pushes coconuts behind model of Camelot*
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Patsy at December 04, 2025 10:17 AM (kgE5c)
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The 17-mile twin-tube tunnel will connect Stavanger and Haugesund.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 04, 2025 10:17 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: George Costanza
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Moses himself nearly paid the ultimate price from the Lord by striking the rock out of anger. Instead, he never got to enter the promised land.
Anger and future misfortune seem linked in the Bible consistently.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:17 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: whig
Expectations not met too many times before to remember these truths. Thanks for the reminder.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 04, 2025 10:17 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Dr_No at December 04, 2025 10:17 AM (ayRl+)
Posted by: Olsen's Book Of British Birds, The Expurgated Version at December 04, 2025 10:17 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2025 10:01 AM (iJfKG)
Take a look at Fallow, which is more upscale, with less of the traditional Roast vibe, but still superb.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2025 10:18 AM (Zv8bq)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2025 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: WisRich
A lady on Fb Own Goaled herself. She thought she had come up with something clever:
Male reindeer shed their antlers in the fall. Females shed their antlers in the spring.
So Santa's sleigh is pulled by females.
Got drove in the comments:
Probably why they're named after strippers and Santa keeps yelling "Ho Ho Ho!"
He's trying to get their attention.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2025 10:18 AM (Qd7dZ)
Posted by: The Army at December 04, 2025 10:18 AM (KtOUo)
German authorities are investigating whether the transport was targeted, as the defense ministry confirms that contractors ignored security rules...
.. this wouldn't be enough for a weekend of fun in Texas
Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2025 10:18 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Bulg
While at the British Museum, be sure to take in the world's oldest consumer complaint letter, written in approximately 1750 BC, which documents a transaction in which Ea-nāṣir, a trader, allegedly sold sub-standard copper to a customer named Nanni.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 04, 2025 10:19 AM (0sNs1)
By far the most difficult starter swap I've ever done. Holy crap....and my hands are revealing the torture today.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2025 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2025 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)
What about the carving on the back wall?
Posted by: dantesed at December 04, 2025 10:20 AM (Oy/m2)
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This is serious. That's probably their army's entire supply!
Key was probably left in the ignition.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 04, 2025 10:20 AM (Dv3i1)
Now the drug boat smugglers are described on my local radio news report as "defenseless" with Hegseth questions raised.
They can't be so stupid as to try to peddle this.
Posted by: Auspex at December 04, 2025 10:20 AM (Y8DZL)
Abstinence from Wine: The individual must refrain from consuming wine, strong drink, and any products derived from grapes, including vinegar.
Uncut Hair: The Nazarite must not cut their hair for the duration of the vow, symbolizing their dedication to God.
Avoiding Ritual Impurity: They must not come into contact with corpses or graves, even those of family members, to maintain their ritual purity.
1 out of 3 aint bad
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 04, 2025 09:43 AM (gbOdA)
0/3. He ate honey from inside a lion carcass...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 04, 2025 10:21 AM (ynpvh)
What about the carving on the back wall?
Posted by: dantesed at December 04, 2025 10:20 AM (Oy/m2)
I never got that far.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2025 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2025 10:22 AM (g47mK)
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 04, 2025 10:22 AM (Wg6v7)
It will return to England for the first time in 900 years, on loan from France for display at the British Museum from September 2026 to July 2027.
Posted by: Bulg
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Who's the opening act?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Carole King
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 04, 2025 10:22 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at December 04, 2025 10:07 AM (oftw2)
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Trump's Scottish ancestry allied with Big Penguin?
Makikng The Vikings Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 04, 2025 10:22 AM (pG0Ez)
My dad to his dying day insisted on keeping the keys to his car in the ignition, always parked in the driveway. He would get incandescent if he had to come back in the house to get them, bitching us out. Keys go in the ignition, as God intended, apparently.
He was an Insurance salesman, btw
Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2025
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Even when I started driving (fifty years ago next March), leaving your keys in your car -- even in your driveway -- was considered an invitation to thieves. Maybe in smaller communities it would still have been okay.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:22 AM (wzUl9)
the left-wing president now wants to establish a “professional certification” system that would effectively create an official, state-approved class of media outlets—separating those that toe the government’s ethical line from those that refuse to do so.
... how many times has Macron lied to the press and the people of France ... enough said
Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2025 10:22 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Always the wise approach at December 04, 2025 10:22 AM (XQo4F)
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:13 AM
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: That Guy who always says "Nothing will happen." at December 04, 2025 10:22 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
I repeat to myself, whenever reading JJ's morning misfortunes of modern times scribe, "This too will pass".
Slowly getting back to reading religious texts for a project on law that I have put on the back burner for too long. Long time ago, I used examples of canon, Jewish, and even Islamic law texts for a comparative legal systems class that I taught along with legal history in another class.
Reading parts of the Talmud, you can certainly see why Jews traditionally have made superb secular lawyers (and those with a religious bent end up becoming rabbis that use and develop religious law as well). Millennia of studying religious texts as scholars and then applying them to their society ended up creating much of what we know as law in the West today.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:23 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2025 10:24 AM (GvwDZ)
Lochinvar
O young Lochinvar is come out of the west,
Through all the wide Border his steed was the best;
And save his good broadsword he weapons had none,
He rode all unarm'd, and he rode all alone.
So faithful in love, and so dauntless in war,
There never was knight like the young Lochinvar.
... Burma Shave
Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2025 10:24 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: the way I see it at December 04, 2025 10:25 AM (KDPiq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 04, 2025 10:11 AM (JkO4W)
Carole King.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2025 10:25 AM (Zv8bq)
Posted by: Always the wise approach at December 04, 2025 10:22 AM (XQo4F)
Funny enough Ta Tay is now hated by much of the left for selling out and getting married. Even worse for wanting to have kids. With a white man. 😂
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 04, 2025 10:25 AM (kz78D)
Posted by: That Guy who always says "Nothing will happen."
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You can get better. Better to say you are a null hypothesis kind of guy. But admit when something happens that your null hypothesis is not supported by evidence.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:25 AM (WDjG6)
https://www.nbcwashington.com/news /local/suspect-arrested-january-2021 -pipe-bombs-dnc-rnc/4023773/
Posted by: Nova Local at December 04, 2025 10:25 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: whig
That was one of my Mom's favorite sayings.
I like the quotation from Macbeth: "Things at their worst will cease/or else climb upward to what they were before."
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 10:25 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Olsen's Book Of British Birds, The Expurgated Version at December 04, 2025
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Did they get their name from the sound they made? "Awk, awk!"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:26 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: the way I see it at December 04, 2025 10:25 AM (KDPiq)
But the GAIT!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2025 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Always the wise approach
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Tay Tay is sort of like the Ancient Greeks and their Oracle of Delphi.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:26 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2025 10:26 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Rural American at December 04, 2025 10:26 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture
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I thought Trump was Dutch.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 04, 2025 10:26 AM (XvL8K)
I also never realized that the Conquest wasn't a one-shot deal in 1066. It was apparently a much more gradual process.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 04, 2025 10:27 AM (eStot)
They can't be so stupid as to try to peddle this.
Posted by: Auspex at December 04, 2025 10:20 AM (Y8DZL)
They are desperately running through a story a day trying to get Hegseth, and save Maduro. Just saw that Daily Beast, I think, is resurrecting a complaint about the Southern Command General who quit (or was fired) at the start of the Drug Boat campaign, painting him as some Great American who was against the "illegal drug boat murders".
More likely was something I saw at the time suggesting that he had developed some very close ties to some notable Cartel figures, and got canned for that. Doesn't matter - what they're really pissed about, besides interrupting the drug trade, is that Hegseth is methodically getting rid of the Biden/Obama leadership and putting new, more loyal leadership in their place.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 04, 2025 10:27 AM (uWKK8)
Lochinvar
O young Lochinvar is come out of the west,
Through all the wide Border his steed was the best;
And save his good broadsword he weapons had none,
He rode all unarm'd, and he rode all alone.
So faithful in love, and so dauntless in war,
There never was knight like the young Lochinvar.
... Burma Shave
Posted by: SMOD
I had to memorize that poem in 6th grade. Sister Lourdes’ class.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2025 10:27 AM (aHGe4)
the left-wing president now wants to establish a “professional certification” system that would effectively create an official, state-approved class of media outlets—separating those that toe the government’s ethical line from those that refuse to do so.
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That's literally fascism.
Posted by: Crusader at December 04, 2025 10:27 AM (TN0g+)
They can't be so stupid as to try to peddle this.
Posted by: Auspex at December 04, 2025 10:20 AM (Y8DZL)
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They're transporting deadly weapons that have killed more Americans than all US wars combined since WWII.
If they were transporting mustard gas to murder Americans, The Left would be out there screaming they should be free -- and defending "their right" -- to do.
Homicidal-Suicidal Satanic "empathy" indeed ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 04, 2025 10:28 AM (pG0Ez)
That would make a good WeirdDave Guest Art Thread. The entire 230-foot tapestry in one scrolling window.
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2025 10:28 AM (AhCY4)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:28 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Bulg
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I always had a soft spot for Elizabethan English. Fen asked why I preferred the KJV at times and I answered because it was written in the vernacular of Shakespeare.
Pisseth against the wall indeed.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:28 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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And apparently not even that if a Kia or Hyundai of recent make.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:29 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2025 10:22 AM (g47mK)
Traveled to Italy, France, and Spain last Summer - no fingerprints. Heading to Greece in the Spring - no mention of fingerprints.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 04, 2025 10:29 AM (NgqoH)
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 04, 2025 10:30 AM (jc0TO)
“Look at me… I am the mascot now.” https://buff.ly/77Mbf1c
Minnesota Vikings to change name to Minnesota Somali Pirates.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2025 10:30 AM (Qd7dZ)
Posted by: ShainS
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Libertinism and moral relativism do have the stink of sulfur about them.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:30 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: the way I see it at December 04, 2025 10:30 AM (KDPiq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
When I went back to Michigan in June, my rental car was a pushbutton. It's hard for me to get used to that.
Still had a fob to lock/unlock it, though.
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 10:30 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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And apparently not even that if a Kia or Hyundai of recent make.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025
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What do you do with those? Say "Engage" or "Energize"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:30 AM (wzUl9)
https://www.nbcwashington.com/news /local/suspect-arrested-january-2021 -pipe-bombs-dnc-rnc/4023773/
Posted by: Nova Local at December 04, 2025 10:25 AM (tOcjL)
Did they find his MAGA hat yet ?
Posted by: It's me donna at December 04, 2025 10:30 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 04, 2025 10:30 AM (6KcYW)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at December 04, 2025 10:30 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: toby928(c)
You are as old as Vic!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2025 10:31 AM (Qd7dZ)
But muhAffordabilityCrisis!!!!!
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 04, 2025 10:31 AM (kz78D)
My dad had a '65 Buick Wildcat that you didn't need a key to start. You just turned the ignition. The only thing you needed a key for was the trunk.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 04, 2025 10:31 AM (eStot)
Posted by: You don't hate them enough at December 04, 2025 10:31 AM (XQo4F)
Posted by: toby928(c)
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And you survived the Mummy's curse and lived to brag about it. Well done.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:31 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 04, 2025 10:31 AM (kz78D)
Remember who the Left loves - useless idiots like Lloyd Austin who casually strolled through their years in office without doing a single thing besides eating a box of donuts a day. So useless that no one even noticed when he didn't show up for a week once.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 04, 2025 10:31 AM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
My "newest" vehicle is a 2007, oldest a 1960. No push buttons for me.
Posted by: Grizzled Goomer at December 04, 2025 10:31 AM (oftw2)
Now they're saying there aren't Somalian rape gangs.
Democrats. They want you or your pets dead by any means necessary.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2025 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Hey CBD, could you help me one more time? My home posting privileges were restored for about 5 minutes last night, and then all of the sudden vanished again. I had 3 or 4 posts in the first 20 of the ONT last night, and then all of the sudden nothing I posted would "stick". My home tag is visible in post 11 of the ONT because somebody quoted one of my posts.
Posted by: Crusader at December 04, 2025 10:32 AM (TN0g+)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2025 10:22 AM (g47mK)
The EU now does this.
Posted by: Clickbait scam ads at December 04, 2025 10:32 AM (6KcYW)
Posted by: the way I see it at
EBT/SNAP payments hit first of the month.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2025 10:32 AM (Qd7dZ)
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Gonna hafta cut back on your pizza toppings.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 04, 2025 10:32 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: rickb223
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Vic probably left his calling card graffiti on the walls that "Vic was here! Up yours baby!" before archaeologists even opened Tut's tomb in the 20th century.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:33 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:31 AM
Hmm. I'm having a persistent cough. Maybe it's kicking in.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 04, 2025 10:33 AM (jc0TO)
Peter Paul Rubens
It's well done. Seems they didn't shy away from sex (doing, painting, watching...) way back. I wonder if Rubens began the painting using models?
Anything else I could add is likely a bit worse than that written by some morons. 🤐
73 in × 81 in, a little large to hang.
Thank you.
Will your holidays also be in the UK?
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 04, 2025 10:33 AM (NFX2v)
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He could have one a grammy...
Posted by: Steve Martin at December 04, 2025 10:33 AM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:28 AM (wzUl9)
Pushbutton start/stop is possibly the worst "innovation" of recent years
Posted by: Doof at December 04, 2025 10:34 AM (Ltmlv)
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 04, 2025 10:34 AM (6KcYW)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
When I went back to Michigan in June, my rental car was a pushbutton. It's hard for me to get used to that.
Still had a fob to lock/unlock it, though.
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025
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The 2016 Buick is my first pushbutton start car. I have the fob for the doors, which technique I used for the previous two Buicks. But the '16 Buick has a deal where, if the fob is in range, you press a button in one of the door handles to unlock or lock.
The '15 BMW was more annoying: You could place a finger atop the door handle and the car would unlock or lock. Caused frequent locking/unlocking when I was washing the car -- the water pressure was enough to trigger it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:34 AM (wzUl9)
Something to think about.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 04, 2025 10:34 AM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 04, 2025 10:34 AM (kz78D)
Posted by: Steve Martin at December 04, 2025 10:34 AM (TN0g+)
Your local radio defense team is using 'defenseless' as a defense?
We're in a war. Thank you for choosing sides.
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2025 10:34 AM (AhCY4)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 04, 2025 10:31 AM (kz78D)
If IncreaseInPricesOfNecessities > IncreaseInIncome Then AffordabilityCrisis.
This is particularly true for people who are unemployed, or underemployed, and have little to no reserve. Even if they're not spendthrifts.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 10:34 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: torabora at December 04, 2025 10:34 AM (KtOUo)
I didn't think they had discovered sex yet. I thought everyone was always very chaste before my time.
WELL THAT'S WHAT MY MOTHER TOLD ME.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 04, 2025 10:35 AM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Tom Jones and is Brillo hair at December 04, 2025 10:35 AM (8Y57p)
Apparently there is a simple gadget that can pick up the key fob signal to be able to open and start the vehicle if the fob is close enough.
Posted by: the way I see it at December 04, 2025 10:35 AM (KDPiq)
Something to think about.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 04, 2025 10:34 AM (jc0TO)
So are those who originally sealed it up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 04, 2025 10:35 AM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Tom Servo
I can't think of worse malignant toss off than the cabinet members of the Biden and Obama administrations. True too of many of the Clintonites and Carterites before then. Incompetent, malicious, and vicious wrapped up in clouds of media proclaimed virtue as "firsts" of whatever diversity criteria used to divide America.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:36 AM (WDjG6)
On this topic, Pastor John McArthur's speech/preach in 1995; National Day of Prayer that the 'USA has been 'Abandoned By G-d,' and listed Biblical reasons why he came to that conclusion. https://tinyurl.com/5e63j96z
Posted by: ju at December 04, 2025 10:36 AM (EgpoY)
Posted by: Doof at December 04, 2025
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I think the ASS (automatic stop/start) is worse. The BMW had it, but you could turn it off and make it stay off. The '17-'19 Buick LaCrosses had it, but you couldn't disable it (without, I heard, a $150 gadget you plugged into your OBDII port).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:36 AM (wzUl9)
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Gonna hafta cut back on your pizza toppings.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 04, 2025 10:32 AM (L/fGl)
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Lower the thermostat to 65 this winter.
Posted by: WisRich at December 04, 2025 10:36 AM (G0vdT)
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Hand me $100 mil and I'll show you how.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 04, 2025 10:36 AM (0cOaq)
Posted by: whig
I wish they had left that in the RSV.
I only know about the "pisseth against the wall" verses from my Mom. My maternal grandparents were very devout member of the Christian Reformed Church (Dutch Calvinists). Every Sunday, around the dinner table, the six kids would take turns reading passages from the KJV at random. My Mom somehow always wound up inadvertently choosing one of the "pisseth" verses and got embarrassed.
My guess is that she just opened the Bible in the middle and landed in one of the Books of Samuel or Kings, where most of those verses occur.
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 10:36 AM (77rzZ)
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No TV or cell phones back in the day.
Maybe that's why birth rates are declining? The iPhone/Streaming birth dearth?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 04, 2025 10:36 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 04, 2025 10:36 AM (kz78D)
Of course the media is mute when it comes to His Majesty The Shahinshah taking people out by drone in the Middle East.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 04, 2025 10:36 AM (6KcYW)
If they were transporting mustard gas to murder Americans, The Left would be out there screaming they should be free -- and defending "their right" -- to do.
Homicidal-Suicidal Satanic "empathy" indeed ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 04, 2025 10:28 AM (pG0Ez)
It's not Empathy.
They just want foreigners to kill you.
Posted by: XTC at December 04, 2025 10:36 AM (UnA8+)
I saw it a few years ago, and it was absolutely amazing, and well worth a special trip to see it.
Bayeaux is in Normandy, where they remember what America did, and still honor the American sacrifice to save their asses.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2025 10:37 AM (Zv8bq)
Posted by: the way I see it at December 04, 2025 10:30 AM (KDPiq)
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Probably popular as an ex-girlfriend used to take her four weeks of vacation between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
We were working for Wells Fargo Bank at the time, and you could "buy" another week, so she'd usually take five weeks off between Thanksgiving and New Years.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 04, 2025 10:37 AM (pG0Ez)
Posted by: toby928(c)
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Might want to tell your doctor about it. Be humorous to read the doctor's notes about it. For reasons, I have had to read a lot of my medical records recently and it is amusing what is put in there.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:37 AM (WDjG6)
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To be fair after taxes it’s barely $50M. That’s like a couple nice houses and some jewelry. And then it’s all gone. 😀
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 04, 2025 10:38 AM (kz78D)
new york post
Posted by: torabora at December 04, 2025 10:38 AM (KtOUo)
https://shorturl.at/rVKNc
Uniboobs can be beautiful!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 04, 2025 10:38 AM (JCZqz)
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Hey, he had the "deranged sommelier" look down cold!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 04, 2025 10:38 AM (0cOaq)
Posted by: ju at December 04, 2025 10:36 AM (EgpoY)
When God has no use for you he abandons you.
Posted by: Durmodeus at December 04, 2025 10:38 AM (6KcYW)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 04, 2025 10:38 AM (Dv3i1)
I saw it a few years ago, and it was absolutely amazing, and well worth a special trip to see it.
Bayeaux is in Normandy, where they remember what America did, and still honor the American sacrifice to save their asses.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Lucky the tapestry survived Caen's destruction as a battleground after D-Day. Apparently there are some in jokes included in the tapestry recently discovered by historians.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:39 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 04, 2025 10:36 AM (kz78D)
My 2022 Tacoma has a real key. The way God intended us to start and stop the engine in our vehicles.
Posted by: Doof at December 04, 2025 10:39 AM (Ltmlv)
Because it was loot of the tomb.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 10:39 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Democrats at December 04, 2025 10:39 AM (Q+gd/)
My dad had a '65 Buick Wildcat that you didn't need a key to start. You just turned the ignition. The only thing you needed a key for was the trunk.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 04, 2025
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You mean that was a factory installation -- or the car was so old that turning the ignition key mount was enough to start it?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:39 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:37 AM (WDjG6)
I get my tests e-mailed to me which isn't necessarily a good thing... Last time i panicked reading some of the results and called the Doctor... She laughed and said that they were actually good...
Posted by: It's me donna at December 04, 2025 10:39 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Sifty Boones at December 04, 2025 10:40 AM (+Qks0)
Posted by: Doof
Uh, yeah...fuck those guys!
Posted by: Subscription Services at December 04, 2025 10:40 AM (JCZqz)
Apparently he walks like a girl.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 04, 2025 10:38 AM (Dv3i1)
Gay Gait
Posted by: the way I see it at December 04, 2025 10:40 AM (KDPiq)
Posted by: Always the wise approach
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Tay Tay is sort of like the Ancient Greeks and their Oracle of Delphi.
Posted by: whig
>If you're still wearing leotards while performing, in your late '30s, what you're probably thinking is "fer sure!" Tee-hee!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 04, 2025 10:40 AM (abmp2)
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 10:39 AM (77rzZ)
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He who would pun would pick a pocket.
Posted by: Stephen Maturin at December 04, 2025 10:41 AM (0cOaq)
I leave the key fob in the cars. I live in a low crime area. But I also figure if someone really wants to steal it, they can do so with or without the fob. And whatevs, that’s what insurance is for.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
I watched a video where thieves have a hand held receiver antenna, and some hacker ware where they go up to your front door, activate your key fobs, and copy the return encryption query off the key fob. Then they go over to your car in the driveway and steal it with the app copied stolen key fob encryption.
I moved all of our key about 30 feet away from the front door and made a little faraday cage booth to store them in after that video.
Does anyone else store their key fobs next to the front door, or on an external wall of the house? Stop that. This instant.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 04, 2025 10:41 AM (QVmho)
Apparently he walks like a girl.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Probably transitioning troon and wants to walk like a woman.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:41 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
'21 F-150 can't turn it off & keep it off.
My sister's 2024 F-250 King Ranch didn't even come with it.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2025 10:41 AM (Qd7dZ)
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Hand me $100 mil and I'll show you how.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 04, 2025 10:36 AM (0cOaq)
I reckon I could demonstrate with $5M. In fact, since I'm retiring in a week and I don't HAVE $5M, I shall be a living example of how to make considerably less than that last.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 10:41 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: the way I see it at December 04, 2025 10:41 AM (KDPiq)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 04, 2025 10:42 AM (NFX2v)
Uniboobs can be beautiful!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 04, 2025 10:38 AM (JCZqz)
Frida Kahlo had a Uniboob.
Diego Rivera was wild about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 04, 2025 10:42 AM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Doof at December 04, 2025 10:39 AM (Ltmlv)
I had a 2020 Tundra and it was push start. I got that truck right as Covid started when everyone thought the world was ending. It was the best deal on any vehicle I ever got and probably ever will get. The dealer was like we need a sale we’ll take 8 jellybeans for it, just give us something, lol.
I ended up selling it 2 years later for several thousand dollars more than I paid for it new, including sales tax. Man those were crazy days.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 04, 2025 10:42 AM (kz78D)
Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at December 04, 2025 10:42 AM (ioiMK)
If you weren't so stupid, you'd have made $200m.
Jackass.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2025 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 04, 2025
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I leave the key fob on the bookcase just inside the door, against the outside wall. But my car is usually parked farther away than thirty feet.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:42 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Tay Tay does interpretative dances and singing on stage to predict the future.
From historical accounts, not so different than the Oracle actually.
Apparently substances may be involved.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:43 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Jimmuh Carter at December 04, 2025 10:43 AM (oftw2)
Apparently he walks like a girl.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 04, 2025 10:38 AM (Dv3i1)
If I had five million I’d be living like a king in retirement.
Posted by: the way I see it at December 04, 2025 10:43 AM (KDPiq)
Posted by: Doof at December 04, 2025 10:39 AM (Ltmlv)
Whatever.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 10:43 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 04, 2025 10:30 AM (6KcYW)
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This is the ultimate objective for ObamaCare (remember DogEater replying to some woman about her mother "Maybe you’re better off not having the surgery, but taking the painkiller"?) -- designed to fail and working as designed in order to force "Single-Payer" Feral Gubmint control of HealthCare down our throats.
I'm old enough to remember "HillaryCare" (Bubba's secret healthcare task force run by Hillary which advocated for socialist takeover of healthcare and criminalizing & imprisoning doctors who refused to participate in "the system"). And that was the early 90's ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 04, 2025 10:43 AM (pG0Ez)
Posted by: fd at December 04, 2025 10:43 AM (vFG9F)
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It’s better than that. It’s basically one of the oldest anything written yet found. It just happens to be a consumer complaint.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2025 10:43 AM (+jJCu)
Posted by: the way I see it at December 04, 2025 10:44 AM (KDPiq)
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I’ve seen that as well. It’s crazy.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 04, 2025 10:44 AM (kz78D)
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 04, 2025 10:44 AM (6KcYW)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 04, 2025
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You mean that was a factory installation -- or the car was so old that turning the ignition key mount was enough to start it?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Had a '72 Buick Century in High School that operated that way. Coming home from school one day, a buddy reached over and yanked the key out of the ignition while we were moving. Some thing in the switch screwed up and we didn't need the key after that.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2025 10:44 AM (Qd7dZ)
My dad had a '65 Buick Wildcat that you didn't need a key to start. You just turned the ignition. The only thing you needed a key for was the trunk.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
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You mean that was a factory installation -- or the car was so old that turning the ignition key mount was enough to start it?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
Before i got. Rid of it, my '54 Chevy 3100 pickup had a key switch with two poles (not for strippers). Lost the key one day at highschool and just took the wire spiral out of ine of my notebooks and shorted the two poles at the back of the switch to turn on the ignition. No problemo. After that, i carried a six inch piece of wire with alligator clips as my spare key.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 04, 2025 10:44 AM (QVmho)
Diego Rivera was wild about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 04, 2025 10:42 AM (uWKK
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Diego Rivera was a commie dickshine.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 04, 2025 10:44 AM (0cOaq)
Posted by: Bulg
I had to drive my sil's car for her recently and it had push button shift. Haven't seen that since gramma's 1964 Plymouth Valiant.
Posted by: Auspex at December 04, 2025 10:44 AM (Y8DZL)
My 2022 Tacoma has a real key. The way God intended us to start and stop the engine in our vehicles.
Posted by: Doof
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The same with my 2012 Pathfinder, plus, knobs on the dash to operate stuff. Oh, and maual transmission
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 04, 2025 10:44 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: NCKate at December 04, 2025 10:45 AM (uQzkA)
Man, it took the FBI four years to comb thru their expense reports.
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2025 10:45 AM (AhCY4)
Diego Rivera was wild about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 04, 2025 10:42 AM (uWKK
And a Unibrow
Posted by: It's me donna at December 04, 2025 10:45 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 04, 2025 10:45 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: George V at December 04, 2025 10:45 AM (HUbHH)
Apparently he walks like a girl.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 04, 2025 10:38 AM (Dv3i1)
Gay Gait
Posted by: the way I see it
And his shit's all retarded.
Posted by: Dr. Lexus at December 04, 2025 10:46 AM (JCZqz)
Apparently he walks like a girl.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 04, 2025 10:38 AM (Dv3i1)
If I had five million I’d be living like a king in retirement.
Posted by: the way I see it at December 04, 2025 10:43 AM (KDPiq)
Not sure I follow the connection.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 10:46 AM (ExV1e)
What's next...Glenn Beck?
Posted by: I guess we'll never learn at December 04, 2025 10:46 AM (XQo4F)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:39 AM (wzUl9)
The ignition had a slot to put the key in, so I think it was probably wear and tear that the locking mechanism on the key didn't lock any more. But all you had to do was just grab the ignition switch and turn it.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 04, 2025 10:46 AM (eStot)
Posted by: BifBewalski
I drop my keys in a plate on the chest in my entryway.
Posted by: Tuna at December 04, 2025 10:46 AM (lJ0H4)
It would go into ASS mode by design when you put the transmission in ECO; but you could turn the ASS off and it would stay off.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:46 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: fd at December 04, 2025 10:46 AM (vFG9F)
I guess I’m on your scroll by list😀
Posted by: the way I see it at December 04, 2025 10:46 AM (KDPiq)
Posted by: It's me donna
Can happen. Cracks me up about the doc notes profile description of the patient (me). I get pleasant old fart repeated over and over again like the docs are cribbing from each other in the system.
Apparently they put in also if you are an obnoxious old coot so I guess I can accept pleasant.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:46 AM (WDjG6)
What's next...Glenn Beck?
Posted by: I guess we'll never learn
Upthread someone mentioned Maria Bartiromo.
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 10:47 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:34 AM (wzUl9)
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My Merc does the same thing. Just leave the fob on the other side of the garage while you wash the car lol. If it's out of range the car won't lock/unlock for obvious reasons.
Posted by: ballistic at December 04, 2025 10:47 AM (3BwY8)
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:39 AM (WDjG6)
Well, it was never in Caen. And it was moved a few years before the invasion to someplace in the south.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2025 10:47 AM (Zv8bq)
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2025 10:48 AM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 04, 2025 10:48 AM (VE6XX)
Apparently he walks like a girl.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 04, 2025 10:38 AM (Dv3i1)
He so does walk like a girl, I thought for sure it was a chick. Total feminine energy, I guess I was wrong.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 04, 2025 10:48 AM (Cg3Gl)
Posted by: BifBewalski
I drop my keys in a plate on the chest in my entryway.
Posted by: Tuna
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All our household cars predate those key fobs. Car thieves nowadays would be puzzled by the antique 5 speed D21 hardbody.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:48 AM (WDjG6)
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Yes, but that’s because of incessant propaganda. It works. Repetition.
In the 1960s the Ad Council had a campaign called “Help Keep A Good Kid From Going Bad” about keys in the ignition.
In those days, everyone still knew what’s what, and the public backlash caused the ad to get pulled.
It’s your fault for having nice things, don’tcha know.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2025 10:48 AM (+jJCu)
Apparently they put in also if you are an obnoxious old coot so I guess I can accept pleasant.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:46 AM (WDjG6)
Given that I refuse the doctor's suggestion to take every new pharmaceutical under sun, I probably get the obnoxious comment.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 10:49 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: fd at December 04, 2025 10:49 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at December 04, 2025 10:07 AM (oftw2)
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To accompany my long-term lament --
WHERE THE HECK ARE OUR ICEBREAKERS!!!
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 04, 2025 10:49 AM (lL6v/)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 04, 2025 10:29 AM (NgqoH)
It was probably not in effect yet. The date I heard is October 2025.
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2025 10:49 AM (g47mK)
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:41 AM (WDjG6)
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There's a "Walk Like a Troon Woman" parody of the The Bangles song in there somewhere ...
[Back in the day when I was back living in my hometown of Vegas for a few years in the late 80s, someone did a parody of that song entitled "Walk Like A Tarkanian."]
Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 04, 2025 10:49 AM (pG0Ez)
Posted by: ballistic at December 04, 2025
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Garage? I wish. This was at the $1.50 DIY car wash. No way I'd have my key fob in any other location than my pocket.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:49 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2025 10:50 AM (g47mK)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Who moved it? The Krauts?
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 10:50 AM (77rzZ)
Saturday saw one of the larger police actions in the history of the Federal Republic, as 5,000 officers deployed against a leftist mob numbering 25,000 or more. The Antifa network Aktionsbündnis Widersetzen (“Action Alliance Resist”
, Social Democrat-aligned labour unions like DGB and Verdi and an array of “civil society organisations” took to the streets of Gießen to protest the founding congress of the new Alternative für Deutschland youth wing, “Generation Deutschland” (GD).
The GD congress itself counted only 840 attendees. Without the protesters and the media coverage, it might’ve escaped mainstream notice entirely.
Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2025 10:50 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 04, 2025 10:51 AM (Bo9Yf)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Who moved it? The Krauts?
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 10:50 AM (77rzZ)
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Didn't have a long enough wall in Karinhall.
*kicks gravel*
Posted by: zombie Hermann Goering at December 04, 2025 10:51 AM (0cOaq)
Posted by: BifBewalski
But then thieves will have to break into your home to steal your car, and you don't want that!
Posted by: Blue Metro Government at December 04, 2025 10:51 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Doof at December 04, 2025 10:39 AM (Ltmlv)
Are you and BurtC related?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 04, 2025 10:52 AM (g8Ew8)
Criminals you see, have no agency. They can’t help themselves! This sort of thinking is reflexive, even here sometimes.
If it ain’t yours, don’t fuck with it, is a bridge too far.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2025 10:52 AM (+jJCu)
Posted by: It's me donna
If you whine or complain too much-they put a "D" for difficult on your medical records. Good luck getting it removed.
Posted by: Elaine Benes at December 04, 2025 10:52 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 10:52 AM (77rzZ)
What's next...Glenn Beck?
Posted by: I guess we'll never learn
Second thoughts for Candice Owen?
Posted by: Auspex at December 04, 2025 10:52 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 04, 2025 10:52 AM (kz78D)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:53 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 04, 2025
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The Buick has some kind of remote start setup. I've used it zero times -- even less than I have the GPS/driving directions. Too small an area on that screen.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:54 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:53 AM (wzUl9)
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I don't have that, but mine beeps if I signal and someone is next to me. Which is actually helpful, because the blind spots in my Jeep are huge. Husband hates driving it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 04, 2025 10:54 AM (DRSnL)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Whadda you know, Bayeux Tapestry actually matches its geographic location.
That being said, Bayeux was also a battleground on D Day.
When correcting my error, I also found out that Herr Himmler apparently coveted the Tapestry as the ass cancer that he was.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:54 AM (WDjG6)
Is Ireland Going to Erupt Into a Civil War Over Illegal Immigration?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at December 04, 2025 10:55 AM (L/fGl)
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How do you get one of those? I'd like to be able to lock my cats from time to time.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 04, 2025 10:55 AM (0cOaq)
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There are decent contributing writers there, and not-so-decent contributing writers there. Its just another source to give us things to chat about.
Posted by: Crusader at December 04, 2025 10:55 AM (TN0g+)
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Arrested? No. It’s a ticket.
And that’s the point. It’s another way the state can steal from law abiding tax payers.
Meanwhile if Jaquan walks into a CVs and walks out with $800 of merch, No problemo.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 04, 2025 10:55 AM (kz78D)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 04, 2025 10:55 AM (Bo9Yf)
Posted by: BifBewalski
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[Disclaimer: I drive 85,000 miles/year for work as a Medical Courier.]
Reading the Owner's Manual of my current Gen 3 Prius when I purchased it used last year, they noted that if you keep the key fob near a charging mobile phone -- and mine is frequently charging between 45% and 50% battery capacity -- it can prematurely run-down the battery in the fob.
So I keep the fob back in a little compartment in the rear of the car while driving ... as I only have one key fob, and getting new ones made ARE A RACKET, ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO IT VIA THE DEALER (like over $300)!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 04, 2025 10:55 AM (pG0Ez)
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at December 04, 2025 10:07 AM (oftw2)
You have our unwavering support!
Posted by: Polar Bear Culinary Academy at December 04, 2025 10:56 AM (Zv8bq)
[Back in the day when I was back living in my hometown of Vegas for a few years in the late 80s, someone did a parody of that song entitled "Walk Like A Tarkanian."]
Posted by: ShainS
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Funny. Both.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:56 AM (WDjG6)
Maybe I don’t want a fucking airbag bomb pointed at my face in the parking lot, or when 4 wheeling. I’m an adult, let me decide.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2025 10:56 AM (+jJCu)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 04, 2025 10:48 AM (Cg3Gl)
Same. I'm shocked it was actually a guy.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 04, 2025 10:56 AM (lFFaq)
Posted by: The FBI at December 04, 2025 10:56 AM (zfkPG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 04, 2025
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Yes, I get a beep when something is in my blind spot. Useful, because the little green "car" icon shows in the side mirror, and I may not be looking at that.
The beep when a car crosses behind me when I'm about to back out is useful too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:56 AM (wzUl9)
Same with that auto start/stop stupidity.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 04, 2025 10:56 AM (kz78D)
Posted by: Candace Owens at December 04, 2025 10:56 AM (g47mK)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:54 AM (wzUl9)
My Toyota has remote start. Used it once, it was nice. But then the trial period ran out on the app subscription and it ain't that nice.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 10:56 AM (ExV1e)
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There are decent contributing writers there, and not-so-decent contributing writers there. Its just another source to give us things to chat about.
Posted by: Crusader
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GWP was passing on original story from CNN. Feel free to eyeroll here.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:57 AM (WDjG6)
Apparently they put in also if you are an obnoxious old coot so I guess I can accept pleasant.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 10:46 AM (WDjG6)
Given that I refuse the doctor's suggestion to take every new pharmaceutical under sun, I probably get the obnoxious comment.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2025 10:49 AM (ExV1e)
I am "NON-COMPLIANT ".
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 04, 2025 10:57 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Jordan61
Mine beeps too but I've also got left and right turn cameras so I can see clearly what's behind me.
Posted by: Tuna at December 04, 2025 10:57 AM (lJ0H4)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Back in the NW. weather sucks. Oh well.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2025 10:57 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 04, 2025 10:57 AM (WPL6O)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 10:58 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Tuna at December 04, 2025 10:57 AM (lJ0H4)
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Oooh, fancy!
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 04, 2025 10:58 AM (DRSnL)
Posted by: whig
I've got a thing for hardbodies, too
https://shorturl.at/rBH4z
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 04, 2025 10:58 AM (JCZqz)
I don't like the dial knob for shifting either.
I really don't like that they're not offering the standard transmission in a vast majority of vehicles.
I thing we're going in the wrong direction.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2025 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 04, 2025 10:59 AM (kz78D)
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Well- OK. Don’t pay the “ticket” and see what happens.
All laws, legislation, no matter how benign seeming, are ultimately backed up by strangers in costumes with guns who will come to your abode and fuck your shit up for not complying.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2025 10:59 AM (8c30T)
Posted by: the way I see it
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And don’t leave your keys hang on a hook at the back door leading to your driveway if you park your push button start car/truck there.
Apparently there is a simple gadget that can pick up the key fob signal to be able to open and start the vehicle if the fob is close enough.
Posted by: the way I see it
You're not on my scroll by list as I don't have one... i just missed it.
That device is what i meant, it's the kind of thing that makes me want to horse whip engineering teams that do stupid stuff like push button start/stop, ASS, and you tube adds.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 04, 2025 10:59 AM (QVmho)
Posted by: Tuna at December 04, 2025 10:59 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 04, 2025 10:57 AM (g8Ew
You too?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2025 11:00 AM (Zv8bq)
>All of my crap, including the wallet, goes in a small container placed on top of the frig. It's a go-to place for a moron like me, and most people can't see over the top anyway.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 04, 2025 11:00 AM (abmp2)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 04, 2025 11:00 AM (kz78D)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 04, 2025 10:57 AM (WPL6O)
Yes, and it's not just the fob draining the battery.
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2025 11:00 AM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2025 11:01 AM (Qd7dZ)
Posted by: Nazdar at December 04, 2025 11:01 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 04, 2025
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Not to mention ads at the gas pump that you CAN'T TURN OFF.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 11:01 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2025 11:01 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Jordan61
I kick my side mirrors out pretty wide so the three mirrors have me pretty much covered. Any vehicle in either lane next to me are either in the rear view or side mirror until I can see them in my peripheral vision. First Lady added the little stick on bubble mirrors to her vehicle to remove the blind spot as well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2025 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Hey CBD, could you help me one more time? My home posting privileges were restored for about 5 minutes last night, and then all of the sudden vanished again. I had 3 or 4 posts in the first 20 of the ONT last night, and then all of the sudden nothing I posted would "stick". My home tag is visible in post 11 of the ONT because somebody quoted one of my posts.
Posted by: Crusader at December 04, 2025 11:01 AM (TN0g+)
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OK but then you could say people get arrested for parking illegally too. Right? You could ignore parking tickets and eventually be arrested for it.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 04, 2025 11:02 AM (kz78D)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 04, 2025 10:59 AM (kz78D)
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Mine is parked in the garage at home, but I do like using the remote start in the winter while I'm at work.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 04, 2025 11:02 AM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2025 11:02 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Euroland is a powder keg and if Ireland goes up or some other country in Euroland, it is likely to spread to other countries in pretty rapid succession.
The EU has become a parody of the old Soviet Union and all the native citizens that are not in the current ruling elite are getting restless. I don't think mindless recitations of climate change doom is going to placate "aux citoyens" about witnessing their ongoing decline in living standards, safety, and society about them. All due to globalist elites making bank while their countries burn down around them.
Posted by: whig at December 04, 2025 11:02 AM (WDjG6)
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Ha! Leftists hate remote start almost as much as Republicans. They go to great lengths to ‘splain that engines don’t need to be warmed up. They warm up faster driving, under load.
This is true. But then I point out I don’t warm up the engine for the engine, I warm it up for ME. I watch these dumb asses peering through a baseball sized clear spot in the windshield, wearing a parka, visibility zero. The hell with that. Get the chunks off ice out of the wheel wells and top of the car too. That’s the law, too.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2025 11:03 AM (8c30T)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2025 11:03 AM (Zv8bq)
Posted by: Crusader at December 04, 2025 11:05 AM (TN0g+)
This is true. But then I point out I don’t warm up the engine for the engine, I warm it up for ME. I watch these dumb asses peering through a baseball sized clear spot in the windshield, wearing a parka, visibility zero. The hell with that. Get the chunks off ice out of the wheel wells and top of the car too. That’s the law, too.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2025 11:03 AM (8c30T)
Preach!!!!
Any damage I may theoretically do to the engine will be someone else’s problem anyway. I don’t keep cars for 20 years.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 04, 2025 11:06 AM (kz78D)
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I share this point of view but mostly I don't want my car to spy on me.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 04, 2025 11:12 AM (Wg6v7)
Pushbutton start/stop is possibly the worst "innovation" of recent years
Posted by: Doof at December 04, 2025 10:34 AM (Ltmlv)
US Army standard engine start levers and steering wheel chain/200 series padlock says hi!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2025 11:17 AM (y9nCu)
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