Mid-Morning Art Thread

Turkey Girl
Camille Pissarro

And in case this isn't enough fodder for discussion, try the nude of Olivia Nuzzi.

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Good

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2025 09:30 AM (+qU29)

2 Yempht.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 27, 2025 09:30 AM (0cOaq)

3 Foist?

Posted by: naturalfake at November 27, 2025 09:31 AM (iJfKG)

4 > And in case this isn't enough fodder for discussion, try the nude of Olivia Nuzzi.
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My eyes!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 27, 2025 09:31 AM (NwnyJ)

5 Saw that nude. Nobody would ever make the connection. And 1st.

Posted by: From about That Time at November 27, 2025 09:31 AM (sl73Y)

6 She's culturally appropriating American birds!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 27, 2025 09:31 AM (0cOaq)

7 Thankful I'm not Turkish.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 27, 2025 09:32 AM (BzP/F)

8
Ol' Ollie Nuzzi's pic looks like someone chopped off her head and sewed it back on....poorly.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 27, 2025 09:32 AM (iJfKG)

9 Little Miss Hobble
Watched her turkeys gobble

No, that's not quite it.

Posted by: Mother Goose at November 27, 2025 09:32 AM (wVcYX)

10 Could have had more details though

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2025 09:33 AM (+qU29)

11 5 Saw that nude. Nobody would ever make the connection. And 1st.
Posted by: From about That Time at November 27, 2025 09:31 AM (sl73Y)
_______
UCSD grad, I guess.

But it must be better than the real thing.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 27, 2025 09:33 AM (s0JqF)

12 I'm not clicking on that other link. Nope.

Posted by: dantesed at November 27, 2025 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

13 Turkey Gal, won’t you come out tonight,
Come out tonight,
Come out tonight?

Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2025 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

14 A most noble bird!

Posted by: Ben Franklin at November 27, 2025 09:34 AM (wVcYX)

15 Didn’t know he took up painting after he conquered the Incas.

Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2025 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

16 Thanks, CBD. Pissarro is one of my favorite artists.

Posted by: Paco at November 27, 2025 09:35 AM (mADJX)

17 I would call this "Astigmatism"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 27, 2025 09:35 AM (9ipOP)

18 Happy Thanksgiving CBD. I appreciate what you do here at the HQ, despite my snarky attitude about some of your offerings.

Posted by: tubal at November 27, 2025 09:35 AM (PCK5/)

19 Well-

It's on theme
Happy Turkey Day, y'all

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Don't be messin' at November 27, 2025 09:36 AM (AOsQT)

20 So, just how do you sous vide a turkey?

Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2025 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

21 The wild turkeys in my backyard get respect, the tame ones are pretty much SNAP recipients.

Posted by: tubal at November 27, 2025 09:37 AM (PCK5/)

22 Which two are going to be pardoned?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 27, 2025 09:37 AM (IBQGV)

23 Life Before Cataract Surgery.

Posted by: huerfano at November 27, 2025 09:37 AM (98kQX)

24 Huh.

Fun fact: My very first hunting kill was a wild turkey. I was eight at the time. We had him for Christmas dinner and he was a LOT better than the domestic variety.

No turkey this year. Game hen instead. And funny enough, every single item that has to go in the oven for today's dinner bakes at 350 degrees, making dinner prep infinitely easier.

Well, must go start cutting things up. Happy Thanksgiving again, Horde!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 27, 2025 09:37 AM (LxER7)

25 20 So, just how do you sous vide a turkey?
Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2025 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

Crockpot stew, mon ami.

Posted by: tubal at November 27, 2025 09:37 AM (PCK5/)

26 Waiting For A Turkey Girl Like You

Posted by: Foreigner at November 27, 2025 09:38 AM (wVcYX)

27 I'll tell you right now, the pointalist had it all over the cubists.

Now that is real skill, not the garbage art Picasso and Dali churned out.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 27, 2025 09:38 AM (XV/Pl)

28 Supposably "Turkey in the straw" referred to something naughty. Too good to look up.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 27, 2025 09:39 AM (XQo4F)

29 Caption:

"So, this is my life. Herding turkeys....Great..."

Posted by: naturalfake at November 27, 2025 09:39 AM (iJfKG)

30 Girl needs an Australian Shepherd.

Posted by: tubal at November 27, 2025 09:39 AM (PCK5/)

31 My Best Turkey Girl

Posted by: The Cars at November 27, 2025 09:39 AM (wVcYX)

32 There's a gaggle of wild turkeys that periodically show up here. They're huge birds.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 27, 2025 09:40 AM (NwnyJ)

33 >>> And in case this isn't enough fodder for discussion, try the nude of Olivia Nuzzi.

I'm thankful that no ottomans were involved.

Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2025 09:40 AM (AN2gy)

34 32 There's a gaggle of wild turkeys that periodically show up here. They're huge birds.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 27, 2025 09:40 AM (NwnyJ)

Yes, and they DO fly, very well indeed.

Posted by: tubal at November 27, 2025 09:41 AM (PCK5/)

35 "Do you love me, do you, Turkey Girl? (Turkey Girl, my little Turkey Girl..."

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

Posted by: skywch at November 27, 2025 09:41 AM (uqhmb)

36 Girl from Turkey?

I don’t see a ‘stache on her, so I’m sceptical.

Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2025 09:41 AM (77rzZ)

37
A Poultry Attempt at Humor

The turkey girl Eleanor Bruce
Had a rather delightful caboose
No disrespect intended
and I hope she weren't offended
When I gave her just one little goose

Posted by: muldoon at November 27, 2025 09:41 AM (/iMjX)

38 Fat Turkey Girls
you make the feasting world go 'round.

Posted by: Queen at November 27, 2025 09:41 AM (wVcYX)

39 Happy Thanksgiving CBD. I appreciate what you do here at the HQ, despite my snarky attitude about some of your offerings.
Posted by: tubal at November 27, 2025 09:35 AM (PCK5/)
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This. But still, No French.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 27, 2025 09:42 AM (9ipOP)

40 Lol. The Buzz nude could just as easily be MTG. Especially with the hint of American flag.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 27, 2025 09:43 AM (lFFaq)

41 "Turkey Girl" was the original version of what would later become a hit song for Seals and Crofts.
When it didn't do well with focus groups, they decided to rewrite it and find something more appealing to the female audience.

Posted by: Music nerd at November 27, 2025 09:45 AM (XQo4F)

42
*sings*

Turkey girl, I think you're pretty
Got to make you clearly see
Don't put no stuffing in the turkey
Nor carrots in muh chili
Turkey Girl you're the one for me
...

Posted by: Pre-Zombie Neil Young at November 27, 2025 09:45 AM (iJfKG)

43 It was with trepidation I clicked on this thread more than usual, that's why my first comment was made.

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2025 09:45 AM (+qU29)

44 Oh flock

Posted by: Ben Had at November 27, 2025 09:45 AM (sDNVV)

45 Where's Pumpkin Pie Girl?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at November 27, 2025 09:47 AM (L/fGl)

46 Nice painting... Happy Thanksgiving to you all and prayers for the two Guardsmen...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 27, 2025 09:47 AM (VE6XX)

47 Had turkey Sunday at my parents so Inspector and I are having an Aldi duck. Looking forward to all of that fat CBD touts. The duck was less per pound than hamburger.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 27, 2025 09:48 AM (lFFaq)

48 "Turkey Girl"

Raised by a pack of turkeys? What's her superpower? Gobbling?

Posted by: fd at November 27, 2025 09:48 AM (vFG9F)

49 Posted by: tubal at November 27, 2025 09:35 AM (PCK5/)

Thanks for the snark!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2025 09:48 AM (n9ltV)

50 Pumpkin pie girl has righteous…pumpkins.

Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2025 09:48 AM (77rzZ)

51 Hey. I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: Green bean casserole girl at November 27, 2025 09:48 AM (XQo4F)

52 Happy Thanksgiving all.
This is a lovely painting. It looks so,peaceful but belies the fact that Turkeys are pretty obnoxious.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 27, 2025 09:50 AM (t/2Uw)

53 The artist must have painted this with Q-tips.

Posted by: fd at November 27, 2025 09:50 AM (vFG9F)

54 Nude of Olivia looks like high school quality work.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 27, 2025 09:50 AM (zYpTz)

55 eeewww, I was hoping for something more abstract, that's just creepy weird (iow perfect demonrat fodder)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 27, 2025 09:51 AM (Cjt/F)

56 Yes, and they DO fly, very well indeed.
Posted by: tubal at November 27, 2025 09:41 AM (PCK5/)

Now you tell me.

Posted by: Arthur Carlson at November 27, 2025 09:51 AM (PiwSw)

57 Morning again, Art Folken,

A calming painting, this.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 27, 2025 09:51 AM (wzUl9)

58 Hey. I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: Green bean casserole girl at November 27, 2025 09:48 AM (XQo4F)

...oh....

It's you...

Well, you'll have to go sit at the kid's table in the other room.

We're all full up in here.

Posted by: Pre-Zombie Neil Young at November 27, 2025 09:51 AM (iJfKG)

59 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around.
Dang! Turkey girl.reminds me of a girl I went to high school with back in the day. Her 'ol man raised turkeys. We bought one and it was the best turkey I ever had. I wonder whatever happwned to her.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2025 09:51 AM (y3bZw)

60 It's pretty good if he did use Q-tips. Otherwise maybe he needs glasses.

Posted by: fd at November 27, 2025 09:51 AM (vFG9F)

61 But sweet potato pie girl has some nice yams.

Posted by: All the guys in the room at November 27, 2025 09:52 AM (XQo4F)

62 No dog. Not Art.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 27, 2025 09:52 AM (Pp3EP)

63 Pissarro much better at just landscape.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 27, 2025 09:52 AM (KDPiq)

64 Jive Turkey Girl got on my nerves.

Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2025 09:53 AM (77rzZ)

65 "Turkey Girl"

Raised by a pack of turkeys? What's her superpower? Gobbling?

Posted by: fd at November 27, 2025 09:48 AM (vFG9F)

Stay outta my lane, turkey ho!!!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 27, 2025 09:53 AM (iJfKG)

66 We're open 9am tomorrow!

Posted by: Lenscrafters at November 27, 2025 09:53 AM (PiwSw)

67 A Poultry Attempt at Humor

The turkey girl Eleanor Bruce
Had a rather delightful caboose
No disrespect intended
and I hope she weren't offended
When I gave her just one little goose
Posted by: muldoon at November 27, 2025 09:41 AM (/iMjX)
***

So...another feather in your cap, eh?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2025 09:54 AM (y3bZw)

68 Baster? I just met her!

Posted by: Rimshot at November 27, 2025 09:55 AM (XQo4F)

69 That does resemble Nuzzi’s face. It’s got the long chin.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 27, 2025 09:55 AM (KDPiq)

70 NAPA now has Pumpkin Spice 5w30 synthetic in stock close out at $4.72 per quart, supplies are limited. Don’t Delay!

Posted by: Magic Wrench at November 27, 2025 09:56 AM (Pp3EP)

71 Pretty sure the Nuzzi thing violates the Flag ordinance.

Posted by: Zek at November 27, 2025 09:56 AM (MnWjI)

72 Girl from Turkey?

I don’t see a ‘stache on her, so I’m sceptical.
Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2025 09:41 AM (77rzZ)

Don't be so quick to judge.
A buddy of mine married a girl from Istanbul. Think Melania with jet black hair.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2025 09:57 AM (y3bZw)

73 Apropos of nothing, I got today's Wordle in 3 moves.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 27, 2025 09:57 AM (zYpTz)

74
I'm thankful that I wasn't a sexually transmitted disease and wound up in Nuzzi's fuzzy.

Posted by: The Worm at November 27, 2025 09:58 AM (iJfKG)

75 Posted by: muldoon

Nice one.
glad to read you.
Hope you have a most excellent T-day!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 27, 2025 09:59 AM (TwTFS)

76 Apropos of nothing, I got today's Wordle in 3 moves.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 27, 2025 09:57 AM (zYpTz)

Same!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2025 09:59 AM (y3bZw)

77 I like how the Olivia Nuzzi portrait seems to emphasize her liver.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2025 09:59 AM (rbvCR)

78 Nuzzi Wuzzi was a bear...

Posted by: Help me finish it at November 27, 2025 10:00 AM (XQo4F)

79 >>>try the nude of Olivia Nuzzi.

That's what all the fuss was about. Would anyone even know who that was supposed to be if they weren't told ahead of time?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 27, 2025 10:00 AM (syz1S)

80 CBD,
Thanks for NOT using the standard Norman Rockwell painting. As they said in vaudeville, "That's been done."

I'm not the biggest fan of Impressionist art but this one does capture the relaxed nature of keeping track of the turkeys. A lot easier that baling hay or digging. I do like the way the varied colors blend in the grass. It's a pleasant scene.

Posted by: JTB at November 27, 2025 10:00 AM (yTvNw)

81 And in case this isn't enough fodder for discussion, try the nude of Olivia Nuzzi.

Posted by: CBD

That's Admiral CBD to you, sailors! Just kidding, the picture isn't nearly as horrifying as an Adm. Akbar offering.

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2025 10:00 AM (upeQk)

82 Turkeys know they better behave or they get the stick.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 27, 2025 10:01 AM (syz1S)

83 I'm not the biggest fan of Impressionist art but this one does capture the relaxed nature of keeping track of the turkeys.

She's hiding a blunt behind her skirt.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2025 10:04 AM (Riz8t)

84 The painting is as if Millet and Monet went on an absinthe bender and alternated brushstrokes.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 27, 2025 10:05 AM (9501g)

85 She's hiding a blunt behind her skirt.

Posted by: Archimedes

=====

* looks closer *

* squints *

Yes. Yes she is.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 27, 2025 10:06 AM (8AONa)

86 How do we know those are actual turkeys. They could be buzzards.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 27, 2025 10:07 AM (g8Ew8)

87 Pissarro?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2025 10:07 AM (RPTS3)

88 She's not that hot, B-BAWK !

Posted by: Kids In The Hall Chicken Lady at November 27, 2025 10:07 AM (0wVYr)

89 Happy Thanksgiving, morons.

I'm grateful to you and to Ace.

And I'm grateful for hot nude girls, I just wish Oliva was two of the three instead of one. What a weird thing for Vanity Fair to do...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 27, 2025 10:07 AM (xcxpd)

90 She said she didn't hate Trump and her leftist family told her to "go eat with the turkeys!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at November 27, 2025 10:08 AM (L/fGl)

91 We have turkey buzzards around here.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2025 10:08 AM (RPTS3)

92 Turkey Girl
Camille Pissarro

Languid scene but, man, it is really well done.

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2025 10:08 AM (upeQk)

93 The Impressionists were all nearsighted.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2025 10:09 AM (RPTS3)

94 We have turkey buzzards around here.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2025 10:08 AM (RPTS3)

Same here.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 27, 2025 10:10 AM (g8Ew8)

95 Turkeys know they better behave or they get the stick.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 27, 2025 10:01 AM (syz1S)

Turkey Girl:

"Now, there's plenty of bugs and grass and seeds and stuff out here in this here field, any turkey caught tryin' to eat a sammich or a Slim Jim gets the stick.

Every turkey gets an hour each to gobble all he wants. Any turkey that gobbles or even clucks outside of that hour gets the stick.

Each turkey must complete 100 push-ups every day. We want those breasts big and plump. Any turkey caught not doin' his push-ups gets the stick.
...

Posted by: naturalfake at November 27, 2025 10:10 AM (iJfKG)

96 Pissarro was quite a guy. Conquered the Incas and painted in his spare time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at November 27, 2025 10:11 AM (L/fGl)

97 The turkeys are all farsighted.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 27, 2025 10:11 AM (9501g)

98 No carrot, just stick.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2025 10:11 AM (RPTS3)

99 try the nude of Olivia Nuzzi.

Given its lack of certain elements, its disappointing to say the least, but, hey, it's your painting.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at November 27, 2025 10:12 AM (0sNs1)

100 Same!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2025 09:59 AM (y3bZw)

*high five

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 27, 2025 10:12 AM (zYpTz)

101 Well, a Happy Thanksgiving to all the Horde.
I've been summoned to make memosas.
BBL

Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2025 10:13 AM (y3bZw)

102 See in the Nuzzi portrait, if what I saw is correct
Nuzzi keeps her fuzzy bare

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2025 10:13 AM (+qU29)

103 Apropos of nothing, I got today's Wordle in 3 moves.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 27, 2025 09:57 AM (zYpTz)

Same!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2025 09:59 AM (y3bZw)

=====

Same same!

I didn’t know turkeys needed a herdess.

Happy Thanksgiving to the Horde. What an amazing group of people you all are.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 27, 2025 10:13 AM (r+pQK)

104 try the nude of Olivia Nuzzi.

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All you can eat at the Olivia Garden.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at November 27, 2025 10:13 AM (L/fGl)

105 Mama hasn't started the dough yet for rolls. I better see if I can intervene, otherwise we'll still be waiting to eat at 4.

Later, horde.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 27, 2025 10:14 AM (zYpTz)

106 No carrot, just stick.

In chili?

Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2025 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

107 Nude of Olivia looks like high school quality work.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 27, 2025 09:50 AM (zYpTz)
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Modern art was created for people who had zero artistic skill and pushed by people with zero artistic taste.

It's the highest form of snobbery to pretend that a painting indistinguishable from my toddler smearing chocolate syrup on the wall is somehow profound.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 27, 2025 10:15 AM (ZOv7s)

108 Happy Thanksgiving?

Leftist Educators “Celebrate” Thanksgiving – With a “Day of Mourning”

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Well, plenty of drinking anyway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at November 27, 2025 10:16 AM (L/fGl)

109 Visiting the inlaws in remotest Idaho. My FIL just had his prostate done up and I'm getting an hourly piss report.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 27, 2025 10:17 AM (9501g)

110 Trail of Tears procession?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2025 10:17 AM (RPTS3)

111 And zero f*cks were given.

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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at November 27, 2025 10:17 AM (L/fGl)

112 Happy Thanksgiving, fellow morons!

We will shortly be off to celebrate Thanksgiving with the Indians at the local tribal casino's buffet. Normally there'd be the usual feed with lots of lovely leftovers and wonderful soup made from the turkey carcass, but in seven days the DH and I will be going into a medical weight mgmt program and will be eating nothing but proteins shakes, bars, and soup for the next 16 weeks. No point in trying to freeze leftovers for 4 months, dang it!

Posted by: tankascribe at November 27, 2025 10:18 AM (NtoJk)

113 The 'Nuzzi' painting does incorporate some O'Keefesque thematic elements.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 27, 2025 10:18 AM (0sNs1)

114 Ok. So I bought a turkey breast with bones in, apparently.

The wife is not amused.

Not a great start to Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 27, 2025 10:18 AM (xcxpd)

115 "They’re all still there
Even Johnny Franklin too"

https://youtu.be/RQHU-Widcoo

Posted by: pawn at November 27, 2025 10:18 AM (sPsWv)

116 Zero f*cks.

UK Gov’t to Raise Taxes to All Time High – While Increasing Migration Handouts

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at November 27, 2025 10:19 AM (L/fGl)

117 Turkeys take off flying in a horde. More than once I have been nearly taken out motorcycling when spooking a flock around a blind corner.

Posted by: From about That Time at November 27, 2025 10:19 AM (sl73Y)

118 Ok. So I bought a turkey breast with bones in, apparently.

The wife is not amused.

Not a great start to Thanksgiving.

Tell her you did it deliberately, because bone-in has more flavor.

ed. note: this is true

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2025 10:20 AM (Riz8t)

119 The left: oh my go Trump blew up a building that is 70 years old. He’s destroying traditions and the very fabric of America.

Also left: Why do you rubes insist on doing Thanksgiving? It’s so old fashioned and out of date.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 27, 2025 10:20 AM (HW6XE)

120 Thanks for NOT using the standard Norman Rockwell painting. As they said in vaudeville, "That's been done."

Posted by: JTB at November 27, 2025 10:00 AM (yTvNw)

It is also vaguely socialistic.

"Freedom From Want?" Really? Should our government guarantee that freedom?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2025 10:20 AM (n9ltV)

121
And Don't Even Get Me Started On The Platypus!!

I just received a Thanksgiving text
And I must say I'm rather perplexed
A turkey is absurd
What an ugly goofy bird
Dear God, wattle you think of next?

Posted by: muldoon at November 27, 2025 10:20 AM (/iMjX)

122 Turkey Girl
Camille Pissarro

Lovely colors. It's quite nice for today with the turkeys only being peacefully rounded up.

I enjoy looking at today's real art selection but I don't know if I'd hang it.
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OTOH, you were too kind. Any real nude of Olivia Nuzzi is out (too skinny, playing for a teen look which is sick) plus that 'personality.' Painful.

Who knows what the future holds? She could possibly be hangable someday. 😉

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 27, 2025 10:21 AM (NFX2v)

123 There's a flock of turkeys that stroll along the main street running through our neighborhood. Man, them birds is BIG. Luckily we can see them coming, I'd hate to plow into one, even in a car.

Posted by: tankascribe at November 27, 2025 10:21 AM (NtoJk)

124 There is no other aroma like a roasting turkey. It's intoxicating.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 27, 2025 10:21 AM (9ipOP)

125 It's the highest form of snobbery to pretend that a painting indistinguishable from my toddler smearing chocolate syrup on the wall is somehow profound.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 27, 2025 10:15 AM (ZOv7s)

Yeah, sure. It's chocolate syrup.

*sniffs*

What's that smell?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 27, 2025 10:21 AM (g8Ew8)

126 Pissarro was quite a guy. Conquered the Incas and painted in his spare time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at November 27, 2025 10:11 AM (L/fGl)
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Even conquistadors need a hobby...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 27, 2025 10:22 AM (IBQGV)

127 Nude Ruth Buzzi >>>> Nude Olivia Nuzzi

Posted by: muldoon at November 27, 2025 10:22 AM (/iMjX)

128 ‘Beat that turky with a limb,
that will teach him how to swim.’
- turkey girl

Posted by: Eromero at November 27, 2025 10:22 AM (i+bC1)

129 What could possibly go wrong?

One in Eight U.S. Teens and Young Adults Turn to AI Chatbots for Mental Health Advice

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at November 27, 2025 10:23 AM (L/fGl)

130 And zero f*cks were given.

German Cities Close to Bankruptcy from Supporting Refugees and Asylum Seekers

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at November 27, 2025 10:17 AM (L/fGl)

You are too kind. My F*ck-O-Meter is pegged on "Laughing Quietly" about the irony of Germany killing its Jews and trading them for Muzzies.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2025 10:23 AM (n9ltV)

131 There is no other aroma like a roasting turkey. It's intoxicating.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

**********

A very sage observation.

Posted by: muldoon at November 27, 2025 10:23 AM (/iMjX)

132 AI to put Psychyatrists out of business.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2025 10:24 AM (RPTS3)

133 So the Vanity Fait artist literally tried wrapping her in the flag - that’s pathetic. Those around try to pretend she’s some great beauty, when she’s average at best.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 27, 2025 10:26 AM (3U2FH)

134 Yeah, sure. It's chocolate syrup.

*sniffs*

What's that smell?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Can't you smell that smell?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 27, 2025 10:26 AM (LjSYW)

135 Morning.

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 27, 2025 10:26 AM (1Yy3c)

136 Just put a little minced garlic on a deviled egg.

I dig.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 27, 2025 10:26 AM (XvL8K)

137 Watching the Man Who Came to Dinner w/ Monty Woolley and Bette Davis on Movies! Film still holds up today.

(The nurse is adjusting Sheridan Whiteside's robe) Whiteside: "Take your clammy hand off me. You have the touch of a love-starved cobra."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 27, 2025 10:27 AM (wzUl9)

138 Due to work schedules we're delaying our big feed until Saturday. I tried to find a fresh turkey last night to no avail. If I can't find one at one of two butcher shops on Friday, I'll just bake a couple of chickens. All the side dishes remain the same regardless.

Posted by: PabloD at November 27, 2025 10:27 AM (lC2t1)

139 The left: oh my go Trump blew up a building that is 70 years old. He’s destroying traditions and the very fabric of America.

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Trump’s Latest Renovation Announcement Will Drive the Left Insane
The president might be taking the phrase "drain the swamp" to a whole new level. Donald Trump, in a Truth Social post early Wednesday afternoon, announced that he, along with Secretary of the Interior Doug Burgum, would initiate a "fix" to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.

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Probably design a mosaic of himself on the bottom.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at November 27, 2025 10:27 AM (L/fGl)

140 There is no other aroma like a roasting turkey. It's intoxicating.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

**********

A very sage observation.

*considers possible "poultry seasoning" puns. Comes up dry - just like overcooked white meat*

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2025 10:28 AM (Riz8t)

141 It's the highest form of snobbery to pretend that a painting indistinguishable from my toddler smearing chocolate syrup on the wall is somehow profound.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 27, 2025 10:15 AM (ZOv7s)

The art world is weird. I went to one....one art show in my life. The people there weren't from this planet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 27, 2025 10:28 AM (snZF9)

142 We are usually able to pick up an extra turkey on sale around here tomorrow.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 27, 2025 10:28 AM (9ipOP)

143 Hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving. We have bread rising in the proofer, dessert is ready, and the beef roast only takes a few minutes to prep before going in the oven. A quiet day for us but not unusual. Every time I look at Mrs. JTB, I am thankful she is in my life.

Posted by: JTB at November 27, 2025 10:29 AM (yTvNw)

144 So the Vanity Fait artist literally tried wrapping her in the flag - that’s pathetic. Those around try to pretend she’s some great beauty, when she’s average at best.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 27, 2025 10:26 AM (3U2FH)

Depends on their weight, but average-looking women can look pretty good naked.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 27, 2025 10:29 AM (KsJzp)

145 "A very sage observation"

And based.

Posted by: Rex B at November 27, 2025 10:29 AM (r6f6k)

146 ‘Beat that turky with a limb,
that will teach him how to swim.’
- turkey girl

**********

Give me a flock of turkeys with webbed feet and I could rule the world!

Posted by: muldoon at November 27, 2025 10:30 AM (/iMjX)

147 "A very sage observation"

And based.
Posted by: Rex B at November 27, 2025 10:29 AM (r6f6k)

Give it thyme.

Posted by: dantesed at November 27, 2025 10:31 AM (Oy/m2)

148 Trump’s Latest Renovation Announcement Will Drive the Left Insane
The president might be taking the phrase "drain the swamp" to a whole new level. Donald Trump, in a Truth Social post early Wednesday afternoon, announced that he, along with Secretary of the Interior Doug Burgum, would initiate a "fix" to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.

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Probably design a mosaic of himself on the bottom.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at November 27, 2025 10:27 AM (L/fGl)

LOL. It would be a most excellent troll.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 27, 2025 10:31 AM (KsJzp)

149 One of the turkeys is missing a head.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 27, 2025 10:31 AM (U/j9n)

150 When did art become a way to make things uglier?

Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at November 27, 2025 10:32 AM (PD3nJ)

151 I once worked for a telecom manufacturing company in northern California, whose office building was located in a cluster of similar firms' buildings.

One morning, there were 8 wild turkeys gathered in front of the front door, of which I managed to get a photo.

I used that photo for a while as the background on my office computer. All of the engineers who saw it laughed, and made almost exactly the same comment "Nice picture of our management."

Members of same management who saw it laughed, and said "Nice picture of [company across the street's] management."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 27, 2025 10:32 AM (0sNs1)

152 I'm hoping they reenact the WKRP turkey drop at the Macy's Day Parade.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 27, 2025 10:32 AM (9501g)

153 Turkeys are nasty violent assholes. They taste good, tho.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at November 27, 2025 10:33 AM (19Bvr)

154 What could possibly go wrong?

One in Eight U.S. Teens and Young Adults Turn to AI Chatbots for Mental Health Advice
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at November 27, 2025 10:23 AM (L/fGl)
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Well, the human "experts" almost universally said that the cure for depression and anxiety was chemical castration and/or surgical mutilation, and you had a choice between a dead kid or a live eunuch.

Not an unreasonable move.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 27, 2025 10:33 AM (ZOv7s)

155 The art world is weird. I went to one....one art show in my life. The people there weren't from this planet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 27, 2025 10:28 AM (snZF9)

=====

Now I'm sitting here trying to picture you at an art show, all dressed up with a glass of wine in hand.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 27, 2025 10:34 AM (r+pQK)

156 One In Twelve University of California Students Have Math Skills Below Middle-school Levels

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I assume that's the "how many fingers am I holding up?" test.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at November 27, 2025 10:35 AM (L/fGl)

157 When did art become a way to make things uglier?
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at November 27, 2025 10:32 AM (PD3nJ)
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After the invention of photography. Painted portraits continued because they were in color, and allowed less rigid poses, but as technology advanced, the quality of illustrations was forced to keep up, and those who couldn't just started throwing paint on stuff.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 27, 2025 10:36 AM (ZOv7s)

158 Turkeys are nasty violent assholes. They taste good, tho.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at November 27, 2025 10:33 AM (19Bvr)

Yup. Tom turkeys will try to take you out. Sneaky too.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 27, 2025 10:36 AM (KsJzp)

159 ‘Try the nude of Olivia Nuzzi’

Isn’t that Sydney Sweeney? Nuzzi wishes she looked as good as that pic. I knew as soon as I heard about this ‘nude’ that it was gonna be very flattering, like Jessica Rabbit with blonde hair.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at November 27, 2025 10:36 AM (19Bvr)

160 Can't you smell that smell?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 27, 2025 10:26 AM

There's no way anyone can miss it on evenings when there's been happy-footing through the Café, although they may choose to pretend it doesn't exist, for some unknown reason.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 27, 2025 10:36 AM (0sNs1)

161 Thx CBD, Happy Thanksgiving. Would hang .
About 15 yrs ago a flock of turkeys took up residence at the golf course I play . A year later a coyote built a den in the woods. A year later , no turkeys

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 27, 2025 10:37 AM (bfwj/)

162 Shooter was Afghan Migrunt. Guardsmen still alive?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2025 10:37 AM (RPTS3)

163 Happy Thanksgiving, Horde!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2025 10:37 AM (0PSOR)

164 Turkeys are nasty violent assholes. They taste good, tho.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at November 27, 2025 10:33 AM (19Bvr)
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Two flocks have taken up residence in our neighborhood, no doubt because hunting is forbidden (not unreasonable given the density), and they show little interesting people, just doing their thing.

What's funny is that when you approach them, they will all become alert, and then use the side eye to watch you, which gives the impression that they refused to make eye contact and are pointedly ignoring you. Very funny when they all do it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 27, 2025 10:38 AM (ZOv7s)

165 I was at an art show for 5 minutes one time. I don't belong at those events.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 27, 2025 10:39 AM (LjSYW)

166 We used to get flocks of two dozen turkeys in my old neighborhood. I just knew one of my neighbors would snitch me out if I got a bow and harvested one (or two). But it would've been so easy - they had no fear of cars or anything else.

Posted by: PabloD at November 27, 2025 10:40 AM (lC2t1)

167 Dictatorship of the proletariat!

Will Zohran Mamdani Redistribute Wealth to Politicians? Bill Set to Hit His Desk Once in Office

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at November 27, 2025 10:40 AM (L/fGl)

168 Shooter was Afghan Migrunt. Guardsmen still alive?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2025 10:37 AM (RPTS3)
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What was so stupid about bringing Afghans back was that even the "allied" ones were infamous for flipping out and killing our troops. No other conflict has had so many "green on blue" incidents.

And yet the Powers That Be wrung their hands over abandoning our allies. Form the tribunals already.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 27, 2025 10:40 AM (ZOv7s)

169 You could hunt turkeys with a bat.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2025 10:40 AM (RPTS3)

170 I think it would make for interesting viewing if the Germans said "look migrants we're broke go home now." Hilarity will ensue

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 27, 2025 10:41 AM (bfwj/)

171 "You could hunt turkeys with a bat."

Nah, a bat doesn't have the power needed to overcome a turkey. I'd go with a falcon.

Posted by: PabloD at November 27, 2025 10:42 AM (lC2t1)

172 Haitians, Somalis and Afghans. The nitwits of the Caribbean, Africa and Asia. Biden "come on in"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 27, 2025 10:43 AM (bfwj/)

173 Tried to poach another deviled egg from the fridge, but was foiled by wifey.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 27, 2025 10:44 AM (XvL8K)

174 Makes Jazzy Crockett look sane and moral.

UNHINGED: Tennessee Democrat Aftyn Behn wants at-home abortions:

"Groups on the ground will continue to provide training in terms of self-managed abortions...so, instead of going to a doctor... how do you do it at home?"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stranger In a Strange Land at November 27, 2025 10:44 AM (L/fGl)

175 Mr. Coffee Abortomatic.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2025 10:45 AM (RPTS3)

176

If male terrorists get 72 virgins as a reward, do female terrorists get 72 eunuchs?

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 27, 2025 10:45 AM (vFbHf)

177 Tried to poach another deviled egg from the fridge, but was foiled by wifey.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 27, 2025 10:44 AM (XvL8K)

You need a diversion.

Maybe set her car on fire?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2025 10:46 AM (n9ltV)

178 There is no other aroma like a roasting turkey. It's intoxicating.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

*********

Loosen That Trouser Button

There once was a man from Oklahoma
Who loved that roasting turkey aroma
But we all know what's to blame
When he missed the football game
He slipped into a tryptophan coma!

Posted by: muldoon at November 27, 2025 10:47 AM (/iMjX)

179
Villagers shunned her for her vulgar language. She was constantly screaming at those fowl to "stop flocking around!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at November 27, 2025 10:48 AM (IvD8e)

180 You need a diversion.

Maybe set her car on fire?"

Finally a FWP involving flaming objects. About darned time!

Posted by: Z, no not him. A different Z at November 27, 2025 10:48 AM (F+CKH)

181 What was so stupid about bringing Afghans back was that...

What if I told you that all these military-aged, trained, equipped, and transported males that we embedded throughout the country WERE, in fact, fully vetted?

Posted by: John 'Hussein' Brennan at November 27, 2025 10:48 AM (Jl/ju)

182 "You could hunt turkeys with a bat."

Nah, a bat doesn't have the power needed to overcome a turkey. I'd go with a falcon.
Posted by: PabloD at November 27, 2025 10:42 AM (lC2t1)
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Probably want to go with fragmentation bombs, because a gun run would obliterate the bird.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 27, 2025 10:48 AM (ZOv7s)

183 Maybe set her car on fire?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo a

******

At first glance I thought that said "...set her cat on fire..."

I thought, "harsh but effective"

Posted by: muldoon at November 27, 2025 10:49 AM (/iMjX)

184 >>Shooter was Afghan Migrunt. Guardsmen still alive?

Still alive. Still a CIA asset.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2025 10:49 AM (viF8m)

185 Fuel-air would kill and cook the bird.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 27, 2025 10:50 AM (ZOv7s)

186 I miss the turkey today. As I mentioned, nobody in my family likes it, so we do something else at Thanksgiving. Typically it's low-land gumbo... Andouille sausage and chicken. Currently simmering in the slow cooker.

Might have to improvise a Bloody Mary here in a bit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 27, 2025 10:50 AM (NwnyJ)

187 "You could hunt turkeys with a bat."

Nah, a bat doesn't have the power needed to overcome a turkey. I'd go with a falcon.
Posted by: PabloD at November 27, 2025 10:42 AM (lC2t1)
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Probably want to go with fragmentation bombs, because a gun run would obliterate the bird.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 27, 2025 10:48 AM (ZOv7s)
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Transition across three different word meanings. Hat trick.

*golf clap*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 27, 2025 10:51 AM (0cOaq)

188 What if I told you that all these military-aged, trained, equipped, and transported males that we embedded throughout the country WERE, in fact, fully vetted?
Posted by: John 'Hussein' Brennan at November 27, 2025 10:48 AM (Jl/ju)
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Yeah, so we let in a bunch of trained military-age men and abandoned border enforcement so that weapons can flow freely into the country. To curb all this violence, you have to give up your guns.

Posted by: The Democrats at November 27, 2025 10:51 AM (ZOv7s)

189 “ Enter his gates with thanksgiving
and his courts with praise;
give thanks to him and praise his name.”

Psalm 100:4

Posted by: Marcus T at November 27, 2025 10:51 AM (vhFJq)

190 Am I looking at this painting through one of those frosted glass shower doors?

Posted by: tankdemon at November 27, 2025 10:52 AM (IxQNO)

191 129 What could possibly go wrong?

One in Eight U.S. Teens and Young Adults Turn to AI Chatbots for Mental Health Advice
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Interesting point. Everything can go wrong but it's not going away. (For example an article in NIH, National Library of Medicine, 'An Overview of Chatbot-Based Mobile Mental Health Apps: Insights From App Description and User Reviews')

Now we're forced to acknowledge what C19 intentionally created, how much of the funding was pissed through (or hidden) thereafter, and how they need those C19 funding boosts in "affordable care" to be sustained for years to cover who/what gets the $$.

Every time the huge extension of C19 Medicare/Medicaid funding comes up in Congress, some local mother drags her daughter onto camera and claims the poor kid would be suicidal without online therapy and/or AI chatbots. That's followed by several 20 somethings, reportedly unable to function without such online therapy.

I don't believe it but it's yet another national quagmire to contend with. (Awaiting English majors.)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 27, 2025 10:52 AM (NFX2v)

192 Maybe set her car on fire?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
________

I'm trying to rope the dog and cat into a diversion, but I don't quite trust the cat not to rat me out.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 27, 2025 10:53 AM (XvL8K)

193 The presence of wild game in town is a new thing. Growing up, it didn't happen, but everything was newer then, so the animals had been displaced and I think we took more game in those days.

I could do a number on local deer with a snubbie .38.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 27, 2025 10:53 AM (ZOv7s)

194 Turkeys are bastards but can you blame them ?

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2025 10:53 AM (+qU29)

195 You are too kind. My F*ck-O-Meter is pegged on "Laughing Quietly" about the irony of Germany killing its Jews and trading them for Muzzies.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2025 10:23 AM (n9ltV)

Worse. They publicly used having killed their Jews as the reason they needed to import the muslims. Couldn't be antisemitic *now* right?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 27, 2025 10:54 AM (lFFaq)

196
Good morning, all. What's the status of the 2 guardsmen?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 27, 2025 10:54 AM (n7rxJ)

197 And in case this isn't enough fodder for discussion, try the nude of Olivia Nuzzi.

I am in a thankful mood this morning, and wish to maintain this status quo.

Link status:
Clicked
Not Clicked ✔️

Posted by: tankdemon at November 27, 2025 10:55 AM (IxQNO)

198 "I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way!"

Posted by: Olivia Nuzzi at November 27, 2025 10:55 AM (/iMjX)

199 Good morning, all. What's the status of the 2 guardsmen?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 27, 2025 10:54 AM (n7rxJ)
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Still critical, AFAIK.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 27, 2025 10:56 AM (0cOaq)

200 So just because someone says that supposed to be Olivia Nuzzi, does that make it so? Just saying Michelangelo's David bares a striking resemblance to moi doesn't not make it so, either.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 27, 2025 10:56 AM (MZ+PY)

201 Praise the Lord our God. May his mercy and blessing be upon you all each and every day. May He watch over our absent friends and family members in need. May He bless those who have passed into His Kingdom. May He comfort those who may be lonely, or alone this day. You are not alone. He is with you and our prayers our with you.

Blessed is the Lord our God, King of Salvation. Blessed is the God of Israel.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 27, 2025 10:56 AM (vhFJq)

202 Worse. They publicly used having killed their Jews as the reason they needed to import the muslims. Couldn't be antisemitic *now* right?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 27, 2025 10:54 AM (lFFaq)
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I think they arrogantly assumed that they could assimilate them quickly, because they would be so friendly, and their prosperity and order would be intoxicating.

They did not expect and do not understand that these people are actual barbarians, and that such people did exist and still do exist.

And rather than admit they were wrong, they just punish everyone who points it out.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 27, 2025 10:57 AM (ZOv7s)

203 I'm trying to rope the dog and cat into a diversion, but I don't quite trust the cat not to rat me out.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 27, 2025 10:53 AM (XvL8K)

Cats just want their share of the skim.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 27, 2025 10:57 AM (g8Ew8)

204 Link status:
Clicked
Not Clicked ✔️
Posted by: tankdemon at November 27, 2025 10:55 AM (IxQNO)
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It is utterly forgettable. It's abstract, and so I closed it without close examination. I leave to others the chore of trying to figure out the details.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 27, 2025 10:58 AM (ZOv7s)

205 O all ye nations of the world
Praise ye the Lord always
And all ye people everywhere
Set forth His noble praise
For great His kindness is to us
His truth endures for all
Therefore praise ye the Lord out God
Praise ye the Lord, I say

Psalm CXVII, metrical version

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 27, 2025 10:58 AM (0cOaq)

206 Yesterday, I made the mistake of looking at the nude of Olivia Nuzzi.

I may never recover.

Posted by: JML at November 27, 2025 10:59 AM (9yzDw)

207 Thank you Marcus T for your comments as always

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 27, 2025 10:59 AM (9ipOP)

208
Still critical, AFAIK.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

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Thanks. Strange how fuzzy that news has been.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 27, 2025 11:00 AM (n7rxJ)

209 Ok, I am fortified with caffeine and butternut pie (garnished with honey-sweetened whipped cream). I'm about to rope off the kitchen for the next hour. Christmas tunes fired up. Beer in the fridge (hydration is important, people. Kitchen safety basics...always remember the basics)...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 27, 2025 11:00 AM (nbLIj)

210 Before the haitian illegal invader came, the turkeys were happy and well fed and the girl was unraped.

Posted by: If The News Told The Truth at November 27, 2025 11:01 AM (s0upz)

211 Kid seeking mental health advice: "Alexa, I think I'm depressed."

Alexa: "Okay, would you like me to tell you a joke? Why did the chicken cross the road?""

Posted by: Olivia Nuzzi at November 27, 2025 11:01 AM (/iMjX)

212 /abstract sock off

Posted by: muldoon at November 27, 2025 11:02 AM (/iMjX)

213 I’ve some sympathy.

Nobody alive today in Germany had anything to do with the 1930s, and they sure as hell didn’t vote to import Moslem hordes, any more than Americans voted to have their cities and towns showered with all those sparks of divinity.

This shit is being imposed from the top down with malice aforethought.

Posted by: Magic Wrench at November 27, 2025 11:02 AM (yfFl/)

214 Where's the rant?
Where's The Rant?
WHERE'S THE RANT?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 27, 2025 11:03 AM (Snu1j)

215 If male terrorists get 72 virgins as a reward, do female terrorists get 72 eunuchs?

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 27, 2025 10:45 AM (vFbHf)

Apparently, according to a former muslima I follow on Twitter, they get their own husbands and rivers of wine. Would need the wine, I think with that sort of "reward".

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 27, 2025 11:04 AM (lFFaq)

216 Maybe CBD has already eaten and entered his tryptophan coma.

Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2025 11:06 AM (77rzZ)

217 It's already after ten? Wow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 27, 2025 11:06 AM (wzUl9)

218 In looking across my backyard this morning, there were about a dozen wild turkeys wandering through. I thought that a pretty bold move for Thanksgiving morning.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at November 27, 2025 11:06 AM (CLS0Q)

219 Defrosting the fridge, not a turkey.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 27, 2025 11:06 AM (Snu1j)

220 >> Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 27, 2025 10:59 AM (9ipOP)

Of course and blessings upon you and your family this day.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 27, 2025 11:06 AM (vhFJq)

221 It's already after ten? Wow.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

This day is sailing.
Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2025 11:07 AM (3k5hk)

222 Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 27, 2025 11:03 AM (Snu1j)

Patience...patience...padawan.

Posted by: Yoda'sDildo at November 27, 2025 11:08 AM (n9ltV)

223 In looking across my backyard this morning, there were about a dozen wild turkeys wandering through. I thought that a pretty bold move for Thanksgiving morning.
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at November 27, 2025

***
(* shlack-shlack * of rifle lever)
"Here, gobble-gobble-gobble . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 27, 2025 11:08 AM (wzUl9)

224 I've had my mid-morning Thanksgiving snack. Time to relax with my movie or my book, or even both.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 27, 2025 11:09 AM (wzUl9)

225 Cats just want their share of the skim.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
__________

So I had it all wrong. The dog says he cannot obey an illegal order.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 27, 2025 11:09 AM (XvL8K)

226 >>This day is sailing.

If only.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2025 11:09 AM (viF8m)

227 >>>One in Eight U.S. Teens and Young Adults Turn to AI Chatbots for Mental Health Advice
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I will take, "what effect to Red-Flag laws have on the general public" for $1000, Alex

Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2025 11:09 AM (rbvCR)

228 Morning.

Is it just me or at a quick glance do those turkeys look like ducks?

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 27, 2025 11:10 AM (1Yy3c)

229 Hasta lumbago!

Hope you all have a a wonderful Thanksgiving Day and a memorable Holiday Season. God Bless us every one!

Endeavor to persevere!

Posted by: muldoon at November 27, 2025 11:10 AM (/iMjX)

230 “Somebody” is making sure the guardsmen and their families have everything they need.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 27, 2025 11:10 AM (vhFJq)

231 This day is sailing.
Morning all.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2025 11:07 AM (3k5hk)

I just finished the apple slaw, and thanks to whoever mentioned it.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2025 11:10 AM (rbvCR)

232 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 27, 2025 10:57 AM (ZOv7s)

It was a con by the government. Most of those imported *aren't* arab, so antisemitism was never the real issue. That the imports went on to make life he'll for any remaining Jews was probably considered a feature.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 27, 2025 11:11 AM (lFFaq)

233 U nas yest’ NOOD!

Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2025 11:11 AM (77rzZ)

234 Just fed a gang of 18-20 turkeys out back.

Don't want them turning on me on this of all days.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 27, 2025 11:11 AM (kpS4V)

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