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Hobby Thread - November 22, 2025 [Buoyant Rex]

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Welcome hobbyists! Ahoy! Pull up a chair and sit a spell with the Horde in this little corner of the interweb. This is the mighty, mighty, mighty officially sanctioned Ace of Spades Hobby Thread. A spin of the Ace of Spades Wheel of Hobbies (TM) landed on boating.

Last week's RV life theme spurred some to suggest that RV life was like boating life because of the ability to take your home with you.

Are you thinking "I don't know much about boats, I don't swim, and I still have JAWS trauma, but I am curious about boating. I'm eager to learn more. I can't wait to get into the content!" I knew it. Enjoy.

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What are you hobbying?

As per usual Hobby Thread etiquette, keep this thread limited to hobbying. All (legal) hobbying is welcome - even if you're into hording Compute! magazines and playing Hunt the Wumpus. However, politics, current events and religious debates can live in threads elsewhere. Pants are optional but swimsuits or board shorts are recommended. Puns are welcome and encouraged.

Play nice. Don't be a troll and do not feed the trolls.

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TRex is not wise in the ways of boats. I have never owned a boat. Nobody has nicknamed me "Admiral" or "Commodore." I understand they have a charm and have heard the classic adage of the happiest two days for a boat owner are the day of purchase and the day of sale. I have also heard the familiar advice of better to have a friend with a boat than have a boat yourself.

I also don't understand the difference between a boat and a ship. Seems like a ship is a bigger boat, but maybe that's what they teach in the Navy. The best explanation I could find on the interweb is: "A ship can hold a boat. A boat can't hold a ship." That doesn't explain a u-boat (or maybe it does).

Looking for help from the nautical Morons in the gray boxes on this one. If you're not nautical, you are welcome to join and further confuse things. Morons are particularly susceptible to canoe accidents, so be careful on this thread.

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I believe that JackStraw sent these photos. I think he built this boat. I don't know because my notes are bad and I can't find the purported original email. If I'm correct, perhaps he will join and tell his tale. If I'm incorrect, here are two random pictures of a boat with no context or story at all.

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Mandatory content for this theme.

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There are roughly a bazillion videos on YT about boating in all its forms. There are enough to give RV life videos a run for the volume award. Given my small dino brain and short arms, I've attempted to select a few of the less obvious videos for reasons of variety and novelty. I've also selected a few that might intrigue hobbyists in general.

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Handmade means handmade:

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Wow. A wood whisperer. This is fascinating.

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The 3D modeling for this video is only surpassed by how impressive it was to design and build ships like this in period.

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This qualifies as eccentric (and a little crazy) but I'm glad the world is big enough to accommodate the eccentrics. Long, long video so save this one for later. Serious skills and a LOT of labor but it is here cause it involves a boat. I really felt for the guy when he unexpectedly found 374 bronze screws filled with epoxy and plywood epoxied to tongue and groove boards (start at the 33:50 mark). Full disclosure - this episode has some boat restoration but a lot of other woodworking. Youtube may be a lot of things but it gives a platform for creators like this that wouldn't easily exist elsewhere.

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Maybe we'll stick with something on a smaller scale.

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Random hobbying, but finally found a good use for broccoli.

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How interesting can re-engineering a tape measure be? Turns out, very interesting!

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I suspect that some among the Horde may have made an Airfix Spitfire plastic scale model. You will appreciate this:

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Did you miss the Hobby Thread last week? We did an RV life theme. The comments may be closed, but you can re-live the content.

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Notable comments from last week:

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Bonus MoMe news:

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Words of wisdom:

"Because despite all our troubles, when things are grim out in that wide round world of ours, that's when it's really important to have a good hobby." Posted by: tankascribe at June 22, 2024 07:41 PM (HWxAD).

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If you have trouble finding something in the content or comments that resonates with you, contribute something from your personal hobbying. We will feature a different theme next time. What are you hobbying? We love showing off Horde hobbying. Send thoughts, suggestions and photos of your hobbying to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com. Do mighty things.

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1 Boats! We used to have one.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 22, 2025 05:30 PM (uQesX)

2 Welcome Hobbiests

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2025 05:31 PM (+qU29)

3 The hardest thing about having a boat is where to put it when not in use. Fortunately, we had a large side yard at the time. The second hardest thing is where to launch and getting out before everyone else.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 22, 2025 05:35 PM (uQesX)

4 I never had a boat but my dad always had some small watercraft.
Remember as a young kid he and my grandfatther (mom's dad )
Went down the river on day trips a couple times.
Later he had a small Sunfish sailboat. My dad was a avid scuba diver who volunteered for rescue service for years in my young days.

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2025 05:35 PM (+qU29)

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It would help if their sign showed an image of a sextant.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2025 05:36 PM (fxs8T)

6 Ahoy, Polloi!

Posted by: Spaulding at November 22, 2025 05:38 PM (Wnv9h)

7 New Mr Chickadee video! First one in nine months.

https://tinyurl.com/yesu8kma

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 22, 2025 05:38 PM (+mUZM)

8 Yea, that was my boat. Some friends and I built, mostly assembled, it.

That was her maiden launch.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2025 05:38 PM (viF8m)

9
Oh dear, the oak video above mentions "bamboo." Don't let Ace see it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2025 05:39 PM (fxs8T)

10 Welcome Hobbiests
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2025 05:31 PM

Even after so many years, I still read this as Hobbitses.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 22, 2025 05:40 PM (Wnv9h)

11 He may have rebuilt that boat but he didn't build it from barrel to trailer. That takes many people. Looking for experienced boat builders now, know any, ain't got time to train them.

Posted by: Bob at November 22, 2025 05:41 PM (YiqZD)

12 Motorboating! Whether missy's boobs or hinder!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 22, 2025 05:42 PM (K2do1)

13 My time with boats and boat guys didn't involve any actual boating. My husband's hip replacement surgeries had limited his mobility. I got to ride in the Aqua Home when it was towed to the dock. Amd I spent a little time in it and the sailboat at the dock. And I got to see attempts to raise sunk boats and the successful attempt to remove the dock.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 22, 2025 05:43 PM (+mUZM)

14 I've heard that the two best days in a boat owner's life are 1) the day he buys it, and 2) the day he sells it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 22, 2025 05:43 PM (CHHv1)

15 Boats. My dad built racing boats and the engines they used. Spent my early life at a lake somewhere that was having a boat race.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2025 05:45 PM (sDNVV)

16 The boat builders I know are older and in OR. The younger guy I knew was working on boats for a company. Sorry.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 22, 2025 05:46 PM (+mUZM)

17 My dad bought a used wooden pleasure boat with an Evinrude motor when I was a kid. I went with him on it's maiden voyage on a large lake with various connecting bayous in Louisiana.

After about an hour and a long way from our launch point the motor decided to quit. My airplane mechanic father couldn't fix it and we were stranded for about 4 more hours before another boater towed us in. IIRC the boat was gone the next week and he never bought another.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 22, 2025 05:47 PM (KDPiq)

18 Sorry to have missed the RV thread last week. It's getting to be a busy time of year. Looking forward to seeing what I missed!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 22, 2025 05:47 PM (QGaXH)

19 Don't take the three hour tour.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2025 05:47 PM (pkeXY)

20 >>He may have rebuilt that boat but he didn't build it from barrel to trailer. That takes many people. Looking for experienced boat builders now, know any, ain't got time to train them.

5 of us actually. All of the parts were molded save for the t-top and the forward wet locker. We built moulds for those. The company that was building for me went bankrupt.

Called one Friday afternoon and said if we wanted the pieces, which I had already paid for, we had to show up by noon the next day and take them away. So we did. And then we put it all together. Made a few custom changes.

Came out great. Lots of fun to fish and fast.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2025 05:48 PM (viF8m)

21 I've got a jon boat. Ever wonder why they are called that? I have.

It's pretty cheap to maintain and operate. I even got it free. Then I gave it away. Then a few years later they gave it back to me. Still works great.

Posted by: fd at November 22, 2025 05:49 PM (vFG9F)

22 Considering how many guns have been lost in canoeing accidents around here, I bet most Morons have a story or two to tell....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 22, 2025 05:50 PM (IBQGV)

23 Greetings hobby enthusiasts! Currently working on a Japanese Type 1 Ho-Ni Self-Propelled Gun. I think one of my favorite parts of model building is learning about the vehicles. These guns were built on the Type 97 Chi-Ha chassis and performed fairly well but most never saw any combat. Some participated in the Battle of Luzon in 1945 but most were kept in Japan, as part of the defenses against the impending invasion.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at November 22, 2025 05:50 PM (31p00)

24 "Sodium hydroxide, you don't want it in your boat."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 22, 2025 05:50 PM (LEuDt)

25 Cool boat JackStraw. I always liked to go boating. Had a lot of fun. Don't go much anymore, it got kinda expensive. But still go every now and then.

Posted by: Case at November 22, 2025 05:51 PM (5Je/N)

26 Willowed: Sakura, the stray cat, has a soft spot for a little hungry black cat who comes around. She's territorial about our backyard, but seems to tolerate not just the black khet's presence but its proximity.

Also, since she is a Norwegian forest cat, contemplating changing her name, maybe, to Freya. Opinions?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 22, 2025


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Sounds appropriate. There's a long tradition among Siberian breeders of giving their cats Russian names. I broke that by calling my current Siberian "Dagny," a Swedish or Norwegian name that means "New Day."

Look online for Norwegian names and pick one that sounds good to you. There are a lot of Russian names that don't appeal to me at all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 22, 2025 05:52 PM (wzUl9)

27 Watching the guy redesign a tape measure.
Now I feel like a expert at their use as wouldn't doubt owned dozens of them in my years.
You only rent them as they all break eventually. The tabe is first mostly.

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2025 05:52 PM (+qU29)

28 If you are from Louisiana, chances are you skied behind a 16 ft flat bottom boat with a 25 hp Mercury.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 22, 2025 05:53 PM (KDPiq)

29 Boats are great. It's the people that can, well...
Just prior to Mrs' health news, we were looking at 20+ foot long center consoles.
Plenty of very low hour ones on the used market for far, far less than new.
Prefer around 23 - 25', twin ob, and full size hardtop...

Ah well.

Posted by: man at November 22, 2025 05:54 PM (XuXeR)

30 >>Cool boat JackStraw. I always liked to go boating. Had a lot of fun. Don't go much anymore, it got kinda expensive. But still go every now and then.

Thanks. Yea, I've graduated to OP boats. Other Peoples.

It's a lot cheaper this way.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2025 05:55 PM (viF8m)

31 Yes, subs are referred to as "boats," even though they are pretty long compared to fishing boats and the like. I suppose a U-Boat or a US WWII sub could be lifted aboard a carrier, for example. Modern nuclear subs are much bigger, but as far as I know, navy people still call them "boats."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 22, 2025 05:56 PM (wzUl9)

32 Posted by: fd at November 22, 2025 05:49 PM (vFG9F)

Always referred to them as flat bottom.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 22, 2025 05:56 PM (KDPiq)

33 I've heard that the two best days in a boat owner's life are 1) the day he buys it, and 2) the day he sells it.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 22, 2025 05:43 PM (CHHv1)

I've heard that somewhere, too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 22, 2025 05:57 PM (uQesX)

34 In the mid 70s, Dad and my little brother built a boat for a 25 hp motor he had. It was a short, shallow thing that zipped across the water if it was flat. They had so much fun with that thing.

Posted by: huerfano at November 22, 2025 05:58 PM (98kQX)

35 Boats! This is all very buoyant of you, Mr. Rex.

Posted by: m at November 22, 2025 05:58 PM (RuTUS)

36 the day he buys it, and 2) the day he sells it."

Nah.

But there are two types - those who have forgotten to put the plug in, and those who will forget...

Posted by: man at November 22, 2025 05:59 PM (XuXeR)

37 In Louisiana the other ubiquitous boat besides the Jon boat is the Perot or pirogue boat . Like a flat bottom canoe.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 22, 2025 06:00 PM (KDPiq)

38 >>Boats. My dad built racing boats and the engines they used. Spent my early life at a lake somewhere that was having a boat race.

They build Outer Limits race boats right up the bay. You can hear those things coming miles away when they are ripping down the bay.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2025 06:01 PM (viF8m)

39 My grandfather who I mentioned built a wood boat when my mom was little. Supposedly on a closed in porch that everyone thought wouldn't get out without both being whole. But porch and boat parted ways safely. No idea what happened to that boat.

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2025 06:01 PM (+qU29)

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