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Scuff2025.jpg

That's a scuff mark on a hardwood floor from shoes that, of course!, are my most comfortable pair.

And that's not the only one. I fight an unending battle with my soles!

There has to be a rubber formulation that doesn't scuff, but obviously there is a reason to use this particular blend.

Probably kickbacks from Big Floor Cleaner!

Posted by: CBD at 02:00 PM




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1 Why do you wear shoes in the house?

That’s horribly uncivilized.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 23, 2025 02:01 PM (mT+6a)

2 Hi.

Posted by: no one at November 23, 2025 02:01 PM (W7XSX)

3 Working on my 1WP, leaves.

Try lubricant oil and a rag, can't hurt

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2025 02:03 PM (+qU29)

4
Gives the floor character. Claim it was left by George Washington. Or you, the day you wrestled a bear. Continue.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 23, 2025 02:03 PM (RfDQK)

5 Is that a nail head above the scuff? House is clearly disassembling itself.

Posted by: scampydog at November 23, 2025 02:05 PM (41CYW)

6 CBD forgot to mention those shoes are Swarovski crystal-encrusted Crocs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 23, 2025 02:05 PM (dsdVY)

7 Gives the floor character. Claim it was left by George Washington. Or you, the day you wrestled a bear. Continue.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 23, 2025 02:03 PM (RfDQK)


True character is when one of the cats disembowels a robin in the hallway in front of the bathroom door.
That is never going to come out.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 23, 2025 02:06 PM (rbvCR)

8 Thinking your shoe sole is petroleum based so petroleum might remove it

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2025 02:06 PM (+qU29)

9 I'm on the trail. Glorious False Spring day here, and I went for a walk to put off scrubbing the kitchen floor.

Almost home, alas.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 23, 2025 02:07 PM (dsdVY)

10 Obviously the only solution is set the house on fire and collect insurance.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 23, 2025 02:08 PM (/AUU2)

11 Is that a nail head above the scuff? House is clearly disassembling itself.

Posted by: scampydog at November 23, 2025 02:05 PM (41CYW)


It might be a sesame seed. I made sushi last night!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2025 02:08 PM (n9ltV)

12 Scuffs can be avoided by deploying the "2am sneaky walk" - walk for late night snacks.

Posted by: scampydog at November 23, 2025 02:09 PM (41CYW)

13 Years ago, I had just had an antique hall table refinished, and withing two days of getting it back, idiotically placed a leather brief case on top of it; then, instead of picking the briefcase straight up off the surface, I dragged it a few inches, leaving a scratch in the shape of a perfect arc on the table top. Then I proceeded to have a Donald-Duck-like fit of outrage at myself.

Posted by: Paco at November 23, 2025 02:10 PM (mADJX)

14
Why do you wear shoes in the house?

He's not turning Japanese. I really think so.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 23, 2025 02:10 PM (pkeXY)

15 Here's the solution, CBD.

https://tinyurl.com/mtfnkcvt

They'd be cheap at twice the price!

Posted by: Gref at November 23, 2025 02:11 PM (5rh/l)

16 I've got a new motion sensor to put up on a pole down the driveway. It's foggy and cold. I've zero motivation to do this. But it's the only way to alert us when someone is coming up our 1/4 mile driveway. (I can only see the last 150 feet from the house.)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 23, 2025 02:12 PM (NwnyJ)

17 Ah, it's Sunday. A good day to discuss battles of the sole.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 23, 2025 02:13 PM (XQo4F)

18 We have a misbehaving television monitor at church. It refuses to let me change the input to HDMI 1 unless and until I first set up a Vizio account. We've had this monitor for years and now it's acting like it just came out of the box.

Idiot designers won't even let us change the input and the manual buttons to do so are hidden in the back and unreachable.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 23, 2025 02:13 PM (IBQGV)

19 When I moved to Richmond, VA, I was looking at houses and in one saw a very interesting floor in the game room; the planks of the floor were wide and made of oak, and, although they had been refinished, had the odd reddish brown stain here and there. Turns out, the floor boards had been salvaged from a Confederate hospital.

Posted by: Paco at November 23, 2025 02:14 PM (mADJX)

20 There are show covers for very safe rooms, maybe that's your saving

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2025 02:16 PM (+qU29)

21 Here's the solution, CBD.

https://tinyurl.com/mtfnkcvt

Posted by: Gref at November 23, 2025 02:11 PM (5rh/l)


Or these!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/Hobnail2025.jpg

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2025 02:18 PM (n9ltV)

22 CBD, I don’t think you are supposed to bowl in your house.

Posted by: RI Red at November 23, 2025 02:20 PM (m6Eem)

23 CBD, you refer to yourself as a cheap bastard, put a scuff fine jar out. Problem solved

Posted by: scampydog at November 23, 2025 02:22 PM (41CYW)

24 Stop dragging your feet!

Posted by: JQ at November 23, 2025 02:22 PM (rdVOm)

25 Crocs are non-marking.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Stochastic Bay Area Peace Envoy at November 23, 2025 02:24 PM (PiwSw)

26
Ah, it's Sunday. A good day to discuss battles of the sole.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty


Fish puns are a-comin'
Their sails are in sight,
Fish puns are a-comin'
There's dancin' tonight!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 23, 2025 02:24 PM (xG4kz)

27 Traveling this week has highlighted a wicked FWP. People and their roller bags. The ones who keep the handle side next to them are righteous and worthy of respect. But those who roll their bags with the handle on the outside are evil-doers and deserve derision and scorn.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 23, 2025 02:25 PM (y3bZw)

28 Deep down, you know what you must do, CBD.
.
.
.
You must destroy that "most comfortable pair" of shoes. Burn them!

Posted by: JQ at November 23, 2025 02:26 PM (rdVOm)

29 Allow me to introduce you to an invention called socks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 23, 2025 02:27 PM (QtWcb)

30 Shoe not show stupid phone.
We had to use them at that hospital job if one had to go into cleaned rooms

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2025 02:28 PM (+qU29)

31
How can there be a "Top 10 Best Dinosaur Movies in the World" list when the movies made by the dinosaurs themselves have not survived to be reckoned with?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 23, 2025 02:30 PM (xG4kz)

32 Obviously the only solution is set the house on fire and collect insurance.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Skips lube will help!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 23, 2025 02:30 PM (AQh0C)

33 Plain socks + hardwood floor = fall risk.

Get some no-slip hospital socks.

Posted by: JQ at November 23, 2025 02:31 PM (rdVOm)

34 Don’t wear shoes in the home. Problem solved.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 23, 2025 02:33 PM (vwL3N)

35 29 Allow me to introduce you to an invention called socks.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 23, 2025 02:27 PM (QtWcb)

Allow me to introduce to you a concept called “bare feet”. : )

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 23, 2025 02:34 PM (vwL3N)

36 There has to be a rubber formulation that doesn't scuff, but obviously there is a reason to use this particular blend.

----------

Add some sulphur, ya big dummy!

Posted by: Charles Goodyear at November 23, 2025 02:34 PM (QtWcb)

37 Switch out wood for carpet!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 23, 2025 02:34 PM (AQh0C)

38 Switch out wood for carpet!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 23, 2025 02:34 PM (AQh0C

That's what she said.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 23, 2025 02:35 PM (5xuJ/)

39 Rainy day here. Temps I suspect won’t get out of the 50s.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 23, 2025 02:35 PM (vwL3N)

40 1 Why do you wear shoes in the house?

That’s horribly uncivilized.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 23, 2025 02:01 PM (mT+6a)

I tried for years to explain this to my father to no avail.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 23, 2025 02:37 PM (vwL3N)

41 I wear flipflap at de house.

Posted by: Eromero at November 23, 2025 02:38 PM (Bg+2b)

42 Get some no-slip hospital socks.
Posted by: JQ at November 23, 2025 02:31 PM (rdVOm)

They will look good with his typical garb of a hospital gown open in the back

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 23, 2025 02:38 PM (bP6Zo)

43 The more stylish among us may substitute colorful tights for the socks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 23, 2025 02:38 PM (QtWcb)

44 Slippers are perfectly acceptable.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 23, 2025 02:39 PM (mT+6a)

45 My feet tend to get too hot when I wear shoes inside. I did find some 'barefoot' shoes that are a breathable mesh that work now that I have to be in the office again for work. This does limit my shoe selections for days I don't have to be in the office to 'what can I quickly slip on and off'.
So clearly have I no tips for preventing shoes from scuffing floors or easily cleaning scuffs off of floors. We don't have hardwood floors either, CBD's floor looks very nice, but there are side bennies to only having cheaper floor coverings.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 23, 2025 02:41 PM (hhkIi)

46 Dinosaurs would be like a dead athlete that gets inducted in a Hall of Fame.
They still could get a Oscar

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2025 02:44 PM (+qU29)

47 Magic eraser might work. Can't say for sure without knowing the kind of wood: hard, luminant, morning, etc.

Posted by: Meric at November 23, 2025 02:45 PM (noZg2)

48 Wearing shoes all the time is a big contributor to foot fungus.

Plus, it’s bad for your feet. The muscles in between your foot bones need to be exercised. And your toes lose flexibility when you’re always wearing shoes

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 23, 2025 02:47 PM (mT+6a)

49 It gives your house a lived in appearance. You can’t get that patina at the big box stores.

Posted by: High tech at November 23, 2025 02:47 PM (37cEZ)

50 Dry Erase

Posted by: epador at November 23, 2025 02:47 PM (8YRpB)

51 Snow blower started on first pull. Winning. No snow yet, but ready to go.

Posted by: scampydog at November 23, 2025 02:53 PM (41CYW)

52 I'm just going to say that the Japanese do not have this problem.

Posted by: Orson at November 23, 2025 02:55 PM (dIske)

53 Wearing shoes all the time is a big contributor to foot fungus.

Plus, it’s bad for your feet.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 23, 2025 02:47 PM (mT+6a)


Yeah...but I'm not a hippie. I wear shoes and socks. I shower every day with soap and copious amounts of hot water (for maximum environmental damage). I haven't had Athlete's Foot in many years.

I also don't stink of patchouli oil and marijuana.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2025 02:55 PM (n9ltV)

54 They will look good with his typical garb of a hospital gown open in the back
Posted by: Pete Bog

Ok, laugh it up, but these look like normal socks:

tinyurl.com/3c6fncef

Posted by: JQ at November 23, 2025 02:55 PM (rdVOm)

55 You have shoes? Luxury!!
We used to dream of shoes. Dream! When I were a lad, we lived in a rolled-up newspaper at t’bottom of a septic tank. Every morning we’d wake at three o’clock, lick t’road clean wi’ our tongues, then walk twenty-six miles to school, uphill both ways, barefoot, through broken glass and rabid wolves, just for the privilege of being thrashed by a teacher who’d been dead for fifteen years.
Shoes? Shoes?! We would’ve killed for a shoe! My father once found half a flip-flop in 1952; we had a civic parade. We put it on t’mantelpiece, polished it every Sunday, and the whole village came round to stare at it in hushed reverence. On high holidays we were allowed to sniff it, one nostril each, taking turns.
And you, you spoilt southern nancy, you’re complaining because your shoes didn’t have the little flashing lights? Flashing lights?! We used to rub two sticks together just to see a spark, and if we were very lucky the spark would land on our foot and cauterise the gangrene before it reached the knee!
You had shoes? Tell that to the kids today, they won’t believe you…

Posted by: Tonypete at November 23, 2025 02:56 PM (cYBz/)

56 I have 12 different pairs of shoes, each one holds my foot differently.
Some scuffs can be removed by an eraser.

Posted by: Accomack at November 23, 2025 02:57 PM (GbONR)

57 Isopropyl alcohol will remove shoe polish stains, might be worth a try on the scuff marks. Test in inconspicuous place first.

Posted by: JQ at November 23, 2025 02:58 PM (rdVOm)

58 Wearing those shoes on a boat will get you keel hauled, after you scrub the deck. Lots of non-maring shoes out there. New Balance is the ones I use , even the black soles don't mark up the deck.

Posted by: Bob at November 23, 2025 02:58 PM (YiqZD)

59 Hey everybody. Happy Sunday.

Hardwood floors are great... for people who like to stomp. Also for those who tap dance as a hobby. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2025 02:58 PM (xqw19)

60 I also don't stink of patchouli oil and marijuana.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November


The Berkeley grad doth protest too much, methinks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 23, 2025 02:59 PM (mT+6a)

61 Sole problems?

https://youtu.be/1aTppwGUlbA

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2025 03:00 PM (npFr7)

62 Magic Eraser or Pink Stuff paste, rubbing or polishing compound

Posted by: Accomack at November 23, 2025 03:00 PM (GbONR)

63 Was gonna make a joke about recommending Pine-Sol but just read it's only good for sealed hardwood floors.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2025 03:01 PM (xqw19)

64 Normally, CBD has a suit and tie for any normal occasion around the house. For those few informal occasions, he deploys the dickie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 23, 2025 03:01 PM (zZu0s)

65 As a kid think from school out at beginning of summer and after Labor day school start hardly had shoes on except to go to church. Tried going barefoot a few summers ago but feet were to sensitive and nocked a stell square on my foot downstairs and that ended my shoeless escapade

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2025 03:03 PM (+qU29)

66 The Berkeley grad doth protest too much, methinks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 23, 2025 02:59 PM (mT+6a)


I lived in a place full of hippies, and we had to coin a phrase to describe their disgusting feet. "Barrington Black Foot."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2025 03:04 PM (n9ltV)

67 You had shoes? Tell that to the kids today, they won’t believe you…
Posted by: Tonypete at November 23, 2025 02:56 PM (cYBz/)

Sheer poetry, Tonypete! LOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2025 03:05 PM (npFr7)

68 If a shoe puts a mark on a floor, a shoe will take it off. Try it in a store with polished tile floors. It works.

Posted by: Shoemaker's Daughter, Ready To Give Her Awl at November 23, 2025 03:05 PM (oftw2)

69 Normally, CBD has a suit and tie for any normal occasion around the house. For those few informal occasions, he deploys the dickie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 23, 2025 03:01 PM (zZu0s)


Never!

But you will get my ascot when you pry it from my cold, dead neck!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2025 03:05 PM (n9ltV)

70 My real FWP - I have a pair of electrical outlets in an existing wall on the back wall of a fixed cabinet (new work plastic). I need to power a switch (in a different location in the cabinet) by means of that box. So, since the conductors will be exposed, I'll use armored cable from the old box to the new switch box. I know I need to use a metal extension ring to run my armored cable to (and to increase my legal space available). But, how do I attach that metal ring to the existing plastic box? Super long receptacle attachment 6-32 screws?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 23, 2025 03:05 PM (cYBz/)

71 Barefoot on the beach is a lot of work for your foot and Achilles tendon.
Wife calls going barefoot in the grass “grounding” and is good for your nerves

Posted by: Accomack at November 23, 2025 03:05 PM (GbONR)

72 deploys the dickie.

$20, like in town?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 23, 2025 03:06 PM (DgMJn)

73 Barefoot on the beach is FANTASTIC exercise for your toes, feet, ankles and calves.

Plus. Beach.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 23, 2025 03:08 PM (mT+6a)

74 I haven't had shoes that could mark floors since the 1970s.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at November 23, 2025 03:11 PM (FMtrg)

75 6mile bike ride to the beach, couple of hours walking the beach, ride back home. My Achilles were sore for a couple of days. The only problem is the cold ass wind blowing constantly.

Posted by: Accomack at November 23, 2025 03:11 PM (GbONR)

76 16 I've got a new motion sensor to put up on a pole down the driveway. It's foggy and cold. I've zero motivation to do this. But it's the only way to alert us when someone is coming up our 1/4 mile driveway. (I can only see the last 150 feet from the house.)
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Vintage solution. Old gas station dinger.

Posted by: Your Sinclair Super-Service Specialist at November 23, 2025 03:11 PM (oftw2)

77 I've got a new motion sensor to put up on a pole down the driveway. It's foggy and cold. I've zero motivation to do this. But it's the only way to alert us when someone is coming up our 1/4 mile driveway. (I can only see the last 150 feet from the house.)
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Vintage solution. Old gas station dinger.
Posted by: Your Sinclair Super-Service Specialist

Trip-wire activated Claymore?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 23, 2025 03:12 PM (cYBz/)

78 My running shoes were Vibram Five Fingers. Took about 100miles to acclimate my feet but after that, no issues with feet, knees, hips or back.

Posted by: Accomack at November 23, 2025 03:13 PM (GbONR)

79 Shoes … ? If you were Mejican, joo wood seh 'Chooz' …

Posted by: Dr_No at November 23, 2025 03:14 PM (ayRl+)

80 Never!

But you will get my ascot when you pry it from my cold, dead neck!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2025 03:05 PM (n9ltV)

And smoking jacket, right?

Leisure Suit Dildo

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 23, 2025 03:14 PM (zZu0s)

81 MySlippers are comfortable, warm, with a gel-insert. Non-marring soles. Promo Code FWP.

Posted by: Mike Lindell at November 23, 2025 03:15 PM (oftw2)

82 I've taken to these Asian styled slippers to wear inside. They're typically mesh, or some other, quick drying material. But they have a non-slip, non-marking sole. Very thin. Not water proof, but wearable outside for short trips.

I've got bad feet and these are really nice as they're very flexible and don't pinch the toes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 23, 2025 03:15 PM (NwnyJ)

83

So many times I give thanks for living in a country where a rubber scuff on a floor is an issue.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 23, 2025 03:15 PM (vFbHf)

84 LightInTheBox-dot-com sells shoe sole protector pads ... The silicone anti-slip grip material comes on a roll, onto which you trace the outline of whatever shoe sole you want padded ... My guess it's probably the same material as the tape you can buy for keeping area rugs in place.

Posted by: Kathy at November 23, 2025 03:15 PM (zuKcR)

85 Our first world problem has been going on for a month now: drying stopped working, so we called the warranty. Warranty people made an appt for repairs, and neglected to send the work order to the repair company. (Appt was 1 week later) Made new appt, another week out. Repairman arrived, the problem was bigger than we all expected, had to order another part. It's been two weeks, because that part is walking from it's origin factory to Oklahoma. The plus side is we know the attendents down to the washarama, and they are delightful. The downside to that is the cost for a load of laundry - wash and dry - is 10 bucks. Moral of the story is don't buy appliances from a big box store, find a local dealer who has an inhouse repairman, unless you are extremely handy and can do it yourself.

Posted by: moki at November 23, 2025 03:15 PM (wLjpr)

86 Pit with punji sticks?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 23, 2025 03:15 PM (zZu0s)

87 Wear Earth Shoes. They make you fall backwards.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 23, 2025 03:16 PM (pkeXY)

88 Thinking baseball cleats, that would keep black marks from happening

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2025 03:17 PM (+qU29)

89 If I don't have to wear clothes in my own backyard you can be sure you will never catch me wearing shoes in the house.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 23, 2025 03:22 PM (/lPRQ)

90 exercise for your toes, feet, ankles and calves.

Take yo heifer to the beach day!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 23, 2025 03:24 PM (nQDRM)

91 This coca-cola makes the rye toooooo easy to drink....

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 23, 2025 03:26 PM (nQDRM)

92 78 My running shoes were Vibram Five Fingers. Took about 100miles to acclimate my feet but after that, no issues with feet, knees, hips or back.
Posted by: Accomack at November 23, 2025 03:13 PM (GbONR)


I have those! Love them! They're very grippy and really enhance my agility.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at November 23, 2025 03:27 PM (FMtrg)

93 Snow blower started on first pull. Winning. No snow yet, but ready to go.
Posted by: scampydog at November 23, 2025 02:53 PM

I was just outside helping the RMBS Mom wrap her fig tree for the winter. It snowed briefly.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2025 03:31 PM (9iRTe)

94 They are great but only Vibram makes them, so, hard to find and $$.
Proprioception is real. Try walking backwards. Running only on your toes requires your entire gait.

Posted by: Accomack at November 23, 2025 03:32 PM (T8bqm)

95 The only thing that will clean up that mark is a belt sander with 80 grit belt.

Posted by: Ronster at November 23, 2025 03:32 PM (Z7eKX)

96 Siri, rewires, not rewrites not requires, rewires. Got it?

Posted by: Accomack at November 23, 2025 03:33 PM (T8bqm)

97 exercise for your toes, feet, ankles and calves.

Take yo heifer to the beach day!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 23, 2025 03:24 PM (nQDRM)

Sure enough.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 23, 2025 03:33 PM (LjSYW)

98 And it's snowing again.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2025 03:34 PM (9iRTe)

99 The only thing that will clean up that mark is a belt sander with 80 grit belt.
Posted by: Ronster

40 grit to be sure.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 23, 2025 03:34 PM (LjSYW)

100 Didja see the latest from Kamala?

Byron York
@ByronYork
The Kamala Harris traveling therapy session.
Harris: 'I was so inarticulate, I couldn’t say anything except ‘my God, my God, my God, my God,’ when I learned the results.'
Moderator: 'I just wanted you to win so f**kin' bad.'
Crowd: 'Ka-ma-la! Ka-ma-la!'

-
I imagine she actually said, "Hail Satan, hail Satan, hail Satan, hail Satan!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 23, 2025 03:35 PM (L/fGl)

101 94 They are great but only Vibram makes them, so, hard to find and $$.
Proprioception is real. Try walking backwards. Running only on your toes requires your entire gait.
Posted by: Accomack at November 23, 2025 03:32 PM (T8bqm)


I scored some with merino wool uppers. They had a collaboration with Smartwool a couple of decades ago.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at November 23, 2025 03:36 PM (FMtrg)

102 My were mesh with a Velcro strap and EPDM sole.

Posted by: Accomack at November 23, 2025 03:38 PM (/Chlc)

103 Siri, rewires, not rewrites not requires, rewires. Got it?
Posted by: Accomack at November 23, 2025 03:33 PM (T8bqm)


Siri: Yes I have it. Thank you sir.
*Siri types 'retires'*

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2025 03:43 PM (xqw19)

104 Don't wear shoes in the house

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 23, 2025 03:47 PM (nLlkW)

105 No one suggested just get carpets

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2025 03:52 PM (+qU29)

106 You’re not helping

Posted by: Accomack at November 23, 2025 04:00 PM (GbONR)

107 A little smokey in the kitchen but
get cleaned up and upstairs
FOODIE NOODIE TIME

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2025 04:01 PM (+qU29)

108 A great way I've found to get rid of hardwood floor scuffs is to get a few labs. They can remove scuffs, finish, and a quarter inch of oak in no time. They would race down our stairs and at the bottom start revving up their legs, spinning in place like a loony tune cartoon.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 23, 2025 04:03 PM (3uBP9)

109 One word: belt sander.

Posted by: Weasel at November 23, 2025 04:04 PM (XPgIE)

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Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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