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Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2025 07:41 PM (+qU29) 2
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2025 07:41 PM (+qU29) 3
Phone is giving me issuesneed a new screen protector
Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2025 07:42 PM (+qU29) Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 19, 2025 07:42 PM (zYpTz) 5
It's Godzilla
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2025 07:43 PM (viF8m) 6
Secret beach is beautiful. Looks like something from that old computer game, Myst.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 19, 2025 07:43 PM (zYpTz) 7
Beavers are the assholes of the Woods. Beaver can royally fuck up drainage for whole towns. Did you know that? Stop supporting beavers. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2025 07:43 PM (Y9x1x) 8
So far I'm really liking Niri, it's very minimal and the window overview is a workflow game changer.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 19, 2025 07:45 PM (XV/Pl) 9
Woodland creatures are, like, WTF? Where is our water stream? Fucking beavers, man. They decide to hold the water. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2025 07:45 PM (Y9x1x) 10
Two votes for Godzilla
Posted by: Accomack at November 19, 2025 07:46 PM (Dpv2s) 11
Loos like a T-Rex
Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2025 07:46 PM (+qU29) 12
That's go go Godzilla.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 19, 2025 07:47 PM (TmEds) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 19, 2025 07:47 PM (Cjt/F) 14
There is no one who doesn't immediately recognize this silhouette and it's not a f***ing turtle or rabbit, I can tell you that.
And here's another one. The first one is clearly Gojira. And the second is just as clearly a very cool dog hitting a bong. C'mon. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 19, 2025 07:48 PM (44PAK) 15
Not a rabbit or turtle, Gojira.
Posted by: Eromero at November 19, 2025 07:50 PM (LHPAg) 16
I don't think that squirrel was trying to scare, seemed practicing his baritone voice for the holiday choir
Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2025 07:50 PM (+qU29) 17
>> Stop supporting beavers.
The Beaver Lunation ends tonight, so just hang on until 1:47 AM EST. And the Beaver will be no more. It turns frigid though, and thus begins the Cold Moon of the Long Nights, the longest lunation of the year. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 19, 2025 07:50 PM (w6EFb) 18
Eric Holder riding a RINO. Makes sense and was a common sight.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 19, 2025 07:50 PM (abIsI) 19
Chimp smoking a j.
Posted by: Eromero at November 19, 2025 07:51 PM (LHPAg) 20
This is all very nice, but weren't we all expecting panda bears and bamboo?
Posted by: Lowered Expectations at November 19, 2025 07:51 PM (oftw2) 21
Willowed:
And Nancy Mace is going after Cory Mills, forcing a censure vote. She's accusing him of stolen valor or something. ------ Well, he recently received a restraining order against him. Nancy isn't always stable, but an honest Congress would look into these things, just like an honest Congress would have stripped Plaskett of anything they could have stripped her of. Posted by: Crusader at November 19, 2025 07:52 PM (TN0g+) Posted by: mot at November 19, 2025 07:53 PM (fIPNY) 23
Ace was spectacular today! So much so that That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" issued a very rare bold En fuego!
Capping today off with a mephitically penguin-free Café is the cherry on the sundae!!! Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 19, 2025 07:53 PM (0sNs1) 24
Well I get up way to early
Have a good night everyone Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2025 07:53 PM (+qU29) 25
The entire plan is just one long Lunation now!
Posted by: Pilgrim State Hospital Bldg 23 at November 19, 2025 07:53 PM (oftw2) Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 19, 2025 07:53 PM (0sNs1) 27
I see a gorilla.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 19, 2025 07:53 PM (1HZta) 28
Here we go again... A movie due out in 2027 (not that far away) is causing internet Goblins to fake freak-out. A lot of Idiots are excited about video-game Legend Of Zelda becoming a movie! Yeah, I know. I think the casting of Zelda is fake-bothering a lot of Tik Tok goblins (for clicks) because they cast a non-colored girl, and other non-colored people. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2025 07:53 PM (Y9x1x) 29
From the New York Post:
“Another backroom deal so Cory Mills can’t get censored for Stolen Valor. I have the General who ‘recommended’ him for the Bronze Star on record saying he never wrote it, never read it and never personally signed it. This. Is. Washington,” sniped Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC). Posted by: Crusader at November 19, 2025 07:54 PM (TN0g+) 30
I hear the squirrels taunting the neighbor's dogs sometimes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 19, 2025 07:55 PM (IBQGV) 31
Meanwhile, that clown Hollywood celery "director" chris nolan cast blacks as Greeks, and cast a fake tranny (ellen page) as a justin beiber-ish greek fellow, I guess. And cast matt fucking damon, who is a SHRIMP who wears Lifts in his shoes, as Odysseus. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2025 07:55 PM (Y9x1x) 32
Capping today off with a mephitically penguin-free Café is the cherry on the sundae!!!
Posted by: Duncanthrax And I have just the right topping for your sundae! Posted by: Penguin Pete. at November 19, 2025 07:56 PM (oftw2) 33
Yeah, Zenfuckingdaya, the female Pedo Pascal, is in Odyssey, as a Greek goddess, or some such shit. Zendieya. Because audiences love Zandyer and beg Hollywood to put her in everyfuckingmovie. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2025 07:57 PM (Y9x1x) 34
Also from the New York Post:
In August, Miss United States 2024 Lindsey Langston lodged a lawsuit against Mills, alleging that he tried to blackmail her via revenge porn. She claimed to have been in a relationship with Mills from November 2021 to February 2025. Last month, a Florida judge greenlit her request for a restraining order against him. Posted by: Crusader at November 19, 2025 07:58 PM (TN0g+) Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2025 07:59 PM (Y9x1x) 36
I thought it was going to be Elsie the cow again.
Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2025 07:59 PM (79pEw) 37
King Kong trying to blow smoke rings
Posted by: mot at November 19, 2025 07:53 PM (fIPNY lol saw that one. Someone made a great .gif of it. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2025 08:00 PM (/ZNPI) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2025 08:00 PM (tgvbd) 39
Stop supporting beavers.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2025 07:43 PM (Y9x1x) Ducks usually win, too. Hi Nurse! Posted by: Kindltot at November 19, 2025 08:00 PM (rbvCR) 40
and happy to be here, H7!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 19, 2025 08:01 PM (Cjt/F) 41
Just want to make sure I’m on the same page as everyone else
I see Godzilla and a Gorilla smoking a joint Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 08:02 PM (KDPiq) 42
36 I thought it was going to be Elsie the cow again.
Posted by: bluebell Everything I have to concentrate on to see looks like Elsie the Cow since that fateful evening. Posted by: Tunnel Vision at November 19, 2025 08:02 PM (oftw2) 43
I think going down the bannister instead of taking the stairs looks like so much fun. Sorry to be suspicious , but it also looks like AI.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2025 08:02 PM (oT1li) 44
Fun fact: Humans and Bonobo Chimpanzees are the only two animals who make love face-to-face.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 19, 2025 08:02 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 19, 2025 08:04 PM (fd80v) Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2025 08:04 PM (Y9x1x) 47
Ace has cowed us all.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 19, 2025 08:04 PM (0sNs1) 48
Took Ruthie and The Big Dummy to the vet this afternoon, Ruth for her annual, TBD for some preventive medication prior to his going to Florida next month. He was flirting with her something fierce. She wasn't having any of it. Comical to watch. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2025 08:05 PM (tgvbd) Posted by: Olivia Nuzzo at November 19, 2025 08:06 PM (Y9x1x) 50
I thought this was pretty funny. If fairytale characters were on Jerry Springer.
https://is.gd/eR94Va Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 19, 2025 08:06 PM (L/fGl) 51
I hate fucking chimps.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2025 08:04 PM Don't be numbah ten. Me love you long time. Posted by: Cheetaette Nguyen at November 19, 2025 08:06 PM (+eoXf) 52
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'Humans and Bonobo Chimpanzees are the only two animals who make love face-to-face.' I, for one, have no interest in Bonobo Chimpanzees. Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 19, 2025 08:07 PM (fd80v) 53
Evenin’, All.
Posted by: Bulg at November 19, 2025 08:08 PM (77rzZ) 54
I've heard squirrels make different noises, but never growling like that. Funny. 🐿️
We had a young squirrel venture onto our back porch this morning. Ony, the old black cat, was lounging on a couch, jumped down, and chased him outside and across the fenced-in back yard. I wouldn't like to think about her getting into a real fight with an adult tree rat, but she put the fear of cat into that young'n. It got away, which is good, so it can tell all its friends to stay out of our house; there be monsters! 🙀 Posted by: mindful webworker - run for your life at November 19, 2025 08:08 PM (LyKyF) 55
Humans and Bonobo Chimpanzees are the only two animals who make love face-to-face.
Posted by: Duncanthrax And Siouxsie Sioux, if she's human Posted by: gKWVE at November 19, 2025 08:08 PM (gKWVE) 56
Unbelievable... plaskett-epstein -- a literal Gift with a bowtie and everything literally drops into the Republicans' literal laps and they turn it into a Loss. Fucking Idiots. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2025 08:08 PM (Y9x1x) 57
Just received an email on the neighborhood mailing list:
*cough* *ahem* "Dear Neighbors, We are hosting an event for Governor Mills at our home this Friday, November 21 from 5:30-7:00pm. The event has sold out, so we do expect there to be quite a lot of cars parked on the street during the time period. We hope that this will not inconvenience any of you and appreciate your understanding. Thank you and Happy Thanksgiving to all!" Do I... A) Blast YMCA on my exterior speakers all night long? B) Park my 10,000 lbs MAGA Red military diesel guzzling vehicle on the road so that it welcomes all who attend or C) Project a picture of Trump on the lighthouse right across the street from where the party is happening? Posted by: Defenestratus at November 19, 2025 08:10 PM (WYStd) 58
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2025 08:05 PM (tgvbd)
Do the competitions/ shows go all year around or at some point there's a break, Hadrian? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2025 08:10 PM (Yl2Ob) 59
Unbelievable...
plaskett-epstein -- a literal Gift with a bowtie and everything literally drops into the Republicans' literal laps and they turn it into a Loss. Fucking Idiots. ----- That's why I posted Mace's remarks--she seems to be right (like a stopped clock) in that it *appears* that GOPe took that literal Gift and instead of playing that hand did a "prisoner swap" and crashed the Plaskett vote in exchange for pledges from the Dems regarding Cory Mills. If I'm wrong, just let me know! Posted by: Crusader at November 19, 2025 08:10 PM (TN0g+) Posted by: Eeyore at November 19, 2025 08:11 PM (s0JqF) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 19, 2025 08:11 PM (Cjt/F) 62
Who comes sliding down the bannister ♬
Posted by: gKWVE at November 19, 2025 08:11 PM (gKWVE) 63
Rabbits tremble at anything. When aren't they trembling? It's what rabbits do. They tremble. I guess I'd tremble too if I had no defenses at all other than hopping real fast.
Posted by: Delurker at November 19, 2025 08:12 PM (NhiOW) 64
& g'night everyone!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 19, 2025 08:12 PM (Cjt/F) 65
>A squirrel trying to scare.
--- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Squirrel, why did you join my beloved Corps? Private Squirrel: Sir, to kill sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: So you're a killer? Private Squirrel: Sir, yes sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Let me see your war face. Private Squirrel: Sir? Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You got a war face? AHHHHHHHH! That's a war face. Now let me see your war face. Private Squirrel: Ahh! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit! You didn't convince me. Let me see your real warface. Private Squirrel: Ahhhh! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You don't scare me! Work on it. Posted by: Gunny Hartman at November 19, 2025 08:13 PM (GTqXr) 66
I mentioned this in a willowed comment this morning: it was 4 years ago today that the Kyle Rittenhouse jury returned a not guilty verdict.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 19, 2025 08:13 PM (ScUYC) 67
Do I... A) Blast YMCA on my exterior speakers all night long? B) Park my 10,000 lbs MAGA Red military diesel guzzling vehicle on the road so that it welcomes all who attend or C) Project a picture of Trump on the lighthouse right across the street from where the party is happening?
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 19, 2025 08:10 PM (WYStd) The obvious answer is yes. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 19, 2025 08:13 PM (zYpTz) 68
I liked John Mills, as well as his daughters Hayley and Juliet. So not all Mills are bad.
Posted by: Wilbur Mills In The Tidal Basin at November 19, 2025 08:13 PM (oftw2) 69
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 19, 2025 08:10 PM (WYStd)
I'm assuming Governor Mills is a Democrat? If so, I'd go either way number 3. 😉 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2025 08:14 PM (Yl2Ob) 70
68 I liked John Mills, as well as his daughters Hayley and Juliet. So not all Mills are bad.
Posted by: Wilbur Mills In The Tidal Basin at November 19, 2025 08:13 PM (oftw2) We started calling her "General Mills" after the sh*t she pulled during COVID. Posted by: Defenestratus at November 19, 2025 08:14 PM (WYStd) 71
Defenestratus
Do I... A) Blast YMCA on my exterior speakers all night long? B) Park my 10,000 lbs MAGA Red military diesel guzzling vehicle on the road so that it welcomes all who attend or C) Project a picture of Trump on the lighthouse right across the street from where the party is happening? Posted by: TecumsehTea at November 19, 2025 08:14 PM (+4S8X) 72
Do the competitions/ shows go all year around or at some point there's a break, Hadrian? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2025 08:10 PM (Yl2Ob) __________ There's a complete break the last two weeks of the year. Otherwise you can go somewhere every weekend. May not be close by, but with so many clubs, so few weekends and the rule that shows the same date have to be 200 miles apart, the calendar is full. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2025 08:14 PM (tgvbd) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2025 08:15 PM (Yl2Ob) 74
You say that the squirrel attempts at being scary were not very successful, yet I noticed thst you did job, in fact, abscond with his acorn as you initially intended.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 19, 2025 08:15 PM (ScUYC) 75
Let's try that again.
Defenestratus Do I... A) Blast YMCA on my exterior speakers all night long? B) Park my 10,000 lbs MAGA Red military diesel guzzling vehicle on the road so that it welcomes all who attend or C) Project a picture of Trump on the lighthouse right across the street from where the party is happening? I vote for all three. Make your point while you can. Posted by: TecumsehTea at November 19, 2025 08:16 PM (+4S8X) 76
I don't see a turtle or a rabbit. I see Godzilla.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 19, 2025 08:16 PM (snZF9) 77
Niri? I'm running Omarchy. I like tiling WM and using key commands.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 19, 2025 08:16 PM (EW4eo) 78
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2025 08:14 PM (tgvbd)
And Her Majesty will keep up with this as long as her health permits or she will retire at some point? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2025 08:16 PM (Yl2Ob) 79
66 I mentioned this in a willowed comment this morning: it was 4 years ago today that the Kyle Rittenhouse jury returned a not guilty verdict.
Posted by: tankdemon No surprise at all you'd have willowed comments. Posted by: Tardiness Is A Form Of Truancy at November 19, 2025 08:16 PM (oftw2) 80
If so, I'd go either way number 3. 😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2025 08:14 PM (Yl2Ob) Gonna find a Trump dancing video and project it up there all night long I think. It's a private lighthouse so .... My other neighbor (fellow traveler) who owns the lighthouse always threatens the town with painting it a flesh color if they raise his property taxes. The tower remains white so I'm guessing his extortion scheme is working Posted by: Defenestratus at November 19, 2025 08:17 PM (WYStd) 81
Screw Mace for trying to censure Mills.
Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 08:17 PM (KDPiq) 82
I don't see a turtle or a rabbit. I see Godzilla.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 19, 2025 08:16 PM (snZF9) --------- The cool kids see Elsie the cow. Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2025 08:17 PM (79pEw) 83
Humans and Bonobo Chimpanzees are the only two animals who make love face-to-face.
Posted by: Duncanthrax Who wants to look the monkey in the eye when he's giving it the business? Posted by: monkeyfucker at November 19, 2025 08:17 PM (44PAK) 84
Lots of applause for the hero dog, but not very many treats. What's up with that?
Posted by: tankdemon at November 19, 2025 08:17 PM (ScUYC) 85
Mr Trouble killed a red squirrel yesterday. Pretty sure it came down for water.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 19, 2025 08:17 PM (EW4eo) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2025 08:17 PM (Yl2Ob) 87
I mentioned this in a willowed comment this morning: it was 4 years ago today that the Kyle Rittenhouse jury returned a not guilty verdict.
------- In this "modern era" I'm always surprised when 12 people can agree on anything. Posted by: Crusader at November 19, 2025 08:18 PM (TN0g+) 88
I also don't see a fish or a plane. I see an albino Grinch blowing out a weed hit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 19, 2025 08:18 PM (snZF9) 89
I guess I'd tremble too if I had no defenses at all other than hopping real fast.
Posted by: Delurker ... Frith ... thought about killing El-ahrairah but he still needed him for his mischievousness. So, he announced that he would hold a great meeting and, that in that meeting he would give a present to every animal and bird to make them different from the rest. Posted by: gKWVE at November 19, 2025 08:18 PM (gKWVE) 90
Red squirrels are asshoe. Territorial and solitary, they spend every moment of their lives fighting over who gets which tree. They hate each other and they hate other animals, including people.
Gray squirrels are cool, and black squirrels are tres cool. Posted by: Delurker at November 19, 2025 08:21 PM (NhiOW) 91
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Beavers are the assholes of the Woods. Beaver can royally fuck up drainage for whole towns. Did you know that? Stop supporting beavers. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2025 07:43 PM (Y9x1x) Oh, yeah? Well, what about this? http://tiny.cc/escv001 Posted by: tankdemon at November 19, 2025 08:21 PM (ScUYC) 92
1920's fan looks like it will last another 500 years. Definitely don't make them like they used to.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 19, 2025 08:23 PM (snZF9) 93
Oregon weather climate seems weird to me because I see it's latitude and figure it's a cold dry place but I see pictures like this and it seems almost tropical and pictures from the winter with people in shorts. I'd like to visit some day, do a little hiking. To bad about the leftists but maybe I can ignore them.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2025 08:23 PM (3uBP9) 94
The first one is Godzilla, the second is a Gorilla blowing a puff of smoke.
Posted by: Bob at November 19, 2025 08:23 PM (YiqZD) 95
>Stop supporting beavers.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2025 07:43 PM (Y9x1x) I've told Ward he's being way too hard on the beaver. Posted by: June Cleaver at November 19, 2025 08:23 PM (GTqXr) 96
ohiohistory.org/the-great-beaver-wars/
Posted by: gKWVE at November 19, 2025 08:24 PM (gKWVE) 97
Those who attend finishing school commute in limousines.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2025 08:25 PM (pkeXY) 98
I spent some time with my wife a few weeks ago finding and hiking down to Secret Beach in Oregon off the PCH north of Brookings. What a truly amazing spot.
Posted by: MostlyRight at November 19, 2025 08:25 PM (J+0x8) 99
I did not know Harambe was a toker.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 19, 2025 08:26 PM (ScUYC) 100
Has anyone seen that beaver movie? It didn't really jive with me, maybe I needed to be pretty high. And I like slapstick dumb humor but not this one.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2025 08:27 PM (3uBP9) 101
Both of John Mills’ daughters were beautiful, in different ways.
Posted by: Bulg at November 19, 2025 08:27 PM (77rzZ) 102
Playing with your cat.
___________________________ Thought maybe this was another Olivia Nuzzi entry. I was pleasantly surprised. Posted by: Orson at November 19, 2025 08:28 PM (dIske) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 19, 2025 08:30 PM (zZu0s) 104
Post-coital gorilla
Posted by: 496 at November 19, 2025 08:30 PM (iU+ep) 105
I think Olivia's beaver could use a little support at this point.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 19, 2025 08:31 PM (zZu0s) 106
47 Ace has cowed us all.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 19, 2025 08:04 PM (0sNs1) That's bull. Ace would never steer us wrong. Posted by: tankdemon at November 19, 2025 08:31 PM (ScUYC) 107
I'd like to visit some day, do a little hiking. To bad about the leftists but maybe I can ignore them.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2025 08:23 PM (3uBP9) If enough of us move there, we can turn it! Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 19, 2025 08:32 PM (zYpTz) 108
Hayley Mills and Hayley Mills in The Parent Trap.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2025 08:32 PM (pkeXY) 109
"This hero dog was shot by burglars while trying to protect his home.
After three successful surgeries, he was discharged like this nearly 2 months later." The vet bills probably exceeded the value of the items the burglars were trying to steal. Great doggie, however! Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 19, 2025 08:33 PM (0CU3H) 110
101 Both of John Mills’ daughters were beautiful, in different ways.
Posted by: Bulg And they had normal physiques, not abnormal like another certain "celebrity". Posted by: 20/20 at November 19, 2025 08:34 PM (oftw2) 111
Hero dog Go!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 19, 2025 08:34 PM (9ipOP) 112
55 And Siouxsie Sioux, if she's human
Posted by: gKWVE at November 19, 2025 08:08 PM (gKWVE) No telling lies. (Face to Face is a fairly deep cut. Golf clap.) Posted by: tankdemon at November 19, 2025 08:34 PM (ScUYC) 113
85 Mr Trouble killed a red squirrel yesterday. Pretty sure it came down for water.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 19, 2025 08:17 PM (EW4eo) Mr Trouble didn't kill Mighty Mouse, so that's a good thing as well. Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 19, 2025 08:35 PM (0CU3H) 114
106 47 Ace has cowed us all.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 19, 2025 08:04 PM (0sNs1) That's bull. Ace would never steer us wrong. Posted by: tankdemon at November 19, 2025 08:31 PM (ScUYC) I've got no beef with Ace. Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 19, 2025 08:35 PM (0CU3H) 115
I've seen the ocean stacks at the beaches north of Neskowin OR but they were always shrouded in fog.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 19, 2025 08:36 PM (9ipOP) 116
16 D chess incoming?
@rawsalerts 3m 🚨#BREAKING: President Donald Trump has officially signed the bill to release all the Epstein files Posted by: Dr. weft cut-loop at November 19, 2025 08:38 PM (mlg/3) 117
The PNW Coast is beautiful. Especially in the winter during a big storm. Stay in a cabin. You’ll lose power. It’s awesome.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2025 08:38 PM (QwttP) 118
107 Hey, Dash.
Posted by: Bulg at November 19, 2025 08:39 PM (77rzZ) 119
Do I... A) Blast YMCA on my exterior speakers all night long? B) Park my 10,000 lbs MAGA Red military diesel guzzling vehicle on the road so that it welcomes all who attend or C) Project a picture of Trump on the lighthouse right across the street from where the party is happening?
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 19, 2025 08:10 PM There is power and majesty in the power of AND. Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 19, 2025 08:40 PM (0sNs1) 120
Congress Hearing Live | Trump Reveals Big UFO Secret | Shocking Alien Revelation Rocks America
There's a live stream on youtube that is already 10 hours long ... Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 19, 2025 08:40 PM (sL4oo) 121
Remember my Wacky Prediction from yesterday: a "judge" will put a block on the release of the files. His/her reason? Probably some bullshit. BUT, this "judge" will "allow" "some" of the files to be released, thus allowing Democrats to cherry-pick only the files they can use against Us. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2025 08:41 PM (Y9x1x) 122
I'm thinking this gal might be a bit into the rough stuff.
-------- Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing ‘Trump Whore’ across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body Natalie Greene charged today by U.S. Attorney in bizarre hoax https://is.gd/spankmepls Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2025 08:41 PM (3uBP9) 123
[That's bull. Ace would never steer us wrong.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 19, 2025 08:31 PM (ScUYC) I've got no beef with Ace. Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 19, 2025 08:35 PM Y'all are udderly correct. Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 19, 2025 08:42 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 19, 2025 08:42 PM (zYpTz) 125
I'm Pro Beaver and I Vote
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 19, 2025 08:43 PM (A0sqA) 126
Seeing the videos of those cute squirrels almost makes me feel bad about shooting them as they pillage the bird feeder and hang out in the engine compartment of my vehicles. Almost.
Posted by: JML at November 19, 2025 08:43 PM (M0t1A) 127
I'm thinking this gal might be a bit into the rough stuff.
-------- Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing ‘Trump Whore’ across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body Natalie Greene charged today by U.S. Attorney in bizarre hoax https://is.gd/spankmepls Posted by: banana Dream Wowzers. Some people should be required by law to have a "Remember Rule Number One" tramp-stamp. Posted by: mikeski at November 19, 2025 08:43 PM (nhCoE) 128
That's bull. Ace would never steer us wrong.
Posted by: tankdemon I've got no beef with Ace. Posted by: Darrell Harris Y'all are udderly correct. Posted by: Duncanthrax He is the Bos. Posted by: mikeski at November 19, 2025 08:44 PM (nhCoE) 129
Has anyone seen my cow?
Posted by: Mrs O'Leary at November 19, 2025 08:45 PM (Q+gd/) 130
If I were PDT, I'd appoint a Special Counsel, a real tenacious ball-busting subpoena-serving investigator, to fully investigate the epstein bullshit. That would, for instance, dig into all of stacy plaskett's records, and more. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2025 08:46 PM (Y9x1x) 131
Natalie Greene sounds fun.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 19, 2025 08:47 PM (dK+Kv) 132
127 I'm thinking this gal might be a bit into the rough stuff.
-------- Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing ‘Trump Whore’ across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body Natalie Greene charged today by U.S. Attorney in bizarre hoax https://is.gd/spankmepls Posted by: banana Dream Wowzers. Some people should be required by law to have a "Remember Rule Number One" tramp-stamp. Posted by: mikeski at November 19, 2025 08:43 PM (nhCoE) why why why would she have her body mutilated like that? for what purpose? Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 19, 2025 08:47 PM (0CU3H) 133
We’ve got some beefy puns going on here tonight:
Posted by: Bulg at November 19, 2025 08:48 PM (77rzZ) 134
But let Taurus stop making bovine puns now.
Posted by: Bulg at November 19, 2025 08:50 PM (77rzZ) 135
129 Has anyone seen my cow?
Posted by: Mrs O'Leary at November 19, 2025 08:45 PM (Q+gd/) Have you checked the barn? It's getting a bit dark out. You might want to take a lantern with you. Posted by: tankdemon at November 19, 2025 08:51 PM (ScUYC) 136
:Sigh: I'll never live down that unfortunate incident at Big Beaver. Posted by: Col. Angus at November 19, 2025 08:51 PM (w6EFb) 137
>>> why why why would she have her body mutilated like that? for what purpose?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 19, 2025 08:47 PM (0CU3H) As best as I can tell, she is having some mental issues, but also it is a reverse hoax. Most times it is some lefty saying they were attacked by maga country people but this time the pol she works for is an R and she was trying to say some lefties attacked her. I think. Very bizarre. Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2025 08:52 PM (3uBP9) 138
Capping today off with a mephitically penguin-free Café is the cherry on the sundae!!!
Posted by: Duncanthrax Hit it, General! "Up, up and away, in my beautiful Bell Iroquois toDAY..." Posted by: Gen. Augusto Penguinochet at November 19, 2025 08:53 PM (mADJX) 139
Youtube prepper says these Foods last forever: Rice Beans Pasta Pemmican Hardtack Honey Syrup Molasses Salt Sugar Vinegar Coffee Cocoa Ghee Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2025 08:54 PM (Y9x1x) 140
Hardtack & Honey should be seperate. Also, I do not know what "hardtack" is. Also, I always miss-spell "seperate." Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2025 08:55 PM (Y9x1x) 141
Grandparents lived in Gold Beach, OR when I was a kid. Secret Beach was a nice visit. Thanks for the Cafe, Ace and good evening, Horde.
Posted by: scampydog at November 19, 2025 08:55 PM (41CYW) 142
why why why would she have her body mutilated like that? for what purpose?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 19, 2025 08:47 PM (0CU3H) Mental illness, attention seeking. Must be hell inside her head. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 19, 2025 08:55 PM (zYpTz) 143
Youtube prepper says these Foods last forever:
Rice Beans Pasta Pemmican Hardtack Honey Syrup Molasses Salt Sugar Vinegar Coffee Cocoa Ghee Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2025 08:54 PM (Y9x1x) Tuna, peanut butter, Dirty Moore beef stew, chili are also good long-term storage foods. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 19, 2025 08:58 PM (dK+Kv) 144
FrontPage Magzine has an interesting article about an Epstein/New Mexico connection.
https://tinyurl.com/mr2fv9n6 Posted by: Gen. Augusto Penguinochet at November 19, 2025 08:58 PM (mADJX) 145
I spent some time with my wife a few weeks ago finding and hiking down to Secret Beach in Oregon off the PCH north of Brookings. What a truly amazing spot.
Posted by: MostlyRight at November 19, 2025 08:25 PM (J+0x ---- Well it's not secret any more... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 19, 2025 08:58 PM (IBQGV) 146
>>@rawsalerts 3m
🚨#BREAKING: President Donald Trump has officially signed the bill to release all the Epstein files Don't throw me into that briar patch. Be interesting to see what Democrats pivot to next. Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2025 08:58 PM (viF8m) Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2025 08:59 PM (3arSl) 148
Twinkies
Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2025 08:59 PM (3arSl) ------- They don't last hardly at all! (I'm not a strong man) Posted by: 496 at November 19, 2025 09:00 PM (z1j+k) 149
I hope the dog shot by burglars wasn't charged with anything. Depending on the location, the law can come down hard on people - and I imagine dogs - who are just trying to protect themselves.
Posted by: Paco at November 19, 2025 09:01 PM (mADJX) 150
What would you charge a Golden with, excessive affection?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2025 09:03 PM (viF8m) Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 19, 2025 09:03 PM (w6EFb) 152
Them What Do You See things have to be punking.
1st one: Godzilla 2nd one: Gorilla enjoying a spliff Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 19, 2025 09:04 PM (0aYVJ) 153
Be interesting to see what Democrats pivot to next. Posted by: JackStraw ============= The classified Epstein files. Also, any files held by the CIA and NSA and maybe others. The only files being turned over are the ones held by the DOJ. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 19, 2025 09:05 PM (obOni) 154
Tuna, peanut butter, Dirty Moore beef stew, chili are also good long-term storage foods.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 19, 2025 08:58 PM (dK+Kv) any kind of tuna or chicken in those sealed pouches. Cans work, but the ones with pop tops not quite as durable. Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 19, 2025 09:06 PM (0aYVJ) 155
Can you believe the Blind Side suit is still ongoing.
Talk about ungrateful. Probably even worse than Kapernick. Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 09:07 PM (KDPiq) Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2025 09:07 PM (Y9x1x) 157
>>The classified Epstein files. Also, any files held by the CIA and NSA and maybe others. The only files being turned over are the ones held by the DOJ.
I bet if you asked 5 people who don't live for politics about Epstein in a couple weeks nobody will care. Democrats got their poo pushed in with the shutdown. Notice they aren't talking about it anymore? Because they lost. So they moved this idiocy and now it's blowing up in their faces. If there was even a hint of anything that would hurt Trump it would have been released in 2016. The hoaxes aren't working anymore. Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2025 09:09 PM (viF8m) 158
Also, I do not know what "hardtack" is.
Also, I always miss-spell "seperate." Posted by: Soothsayer Hartdtack is just a biscuit... but cooked twice, or even 3 times. NO moisture, so it lasts, but needs serious moisturizing before eating. Used by sailors and armies, mountainmen, etc. I wonder if overland trekkers had hardtack? Posted by: MkY at November 19, 2025 09:16 PM (q6tQZ) 159
O'Brien talked about sailors tapping the weevils out of their hardtack before eating.
"You always choose the lesser weevil." Posted by: MkY at November 19, 2025 09:18 PM (q6tQZ) 160
Hardtack is a unleavened bread that is mostly flour, water and salt, rolled out about a 1/2" thick and then baked twice to drive out all the moisture and make it shelf stable.
If stored well, it will last 50 years and be as tasty at the half century as it was the day it cooled from the oven. Posted by: Kindltot at November 19, 2025 09:22 PM (rbvCR) 161
O'Brien talked about sailors tapping the weevils out of their hardtack before eating.
"You always choose the lesser weevil." Posted by: MkY at November 19, 2025 09:18 PM (q6tQZ) They also would place their ship's biscuit on the gunwale to rehydrate from seaspray before eating, because they knew that while weevils wobble, they don't fall down. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 19, 2025 09:22 PM (dK+Kv) 162
The “lesser weevil” line was used to good effect in Master and Commander.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2025 09:22 PM (/ZNPI) 163
The wessel leave off?
Posted by: ENS Chekov at November 19, 2025 09:25 PM (Q+gd/) Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2025 09:29 PM (Y9x1x) 165
matzah? Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2025 09:29 PM (Y9x1x) 166
Be interesting to see what Democrats pivot to next.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2025 08:58 PM (viF8m) It'll be to the extra top secret double probation Horowitz files. Or... To the Donald Trump is a poopy head files. Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2025 09:29 PM (H1YYy) 167
What kind of evil bastard shoots a yellow lab. The one animal that will do literally anything for any kind of treat...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 19, 2025 09:31 PM (xcxpd) 168
Hi! Finally home. I dropped a bottle of equipment sanitizer in the bathroom at the studio, broke, cleaner everywhere. It was a minor disaster.
Posted by: Piper at November 19, 2025 09:31 PM (OoFl2) 169
146 >>@rawsalerts 3m
🚨#BREAKING: President Donald Trump has officially signed the bill to release all the Epstein files Don't throw me into that briar patch. Be interesting to see what Democrats pivot to next. Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2025 08:58 PM (viF8m) Fake stories about ICE false arrests Posted by: Joemarine at November 19, 2025 09:32 PM (y171U) 170
167 What kind of evil bastard shoots a yellow lab. The one animal that will do literally anything for any kind of treat...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November He was so confused about the applause. Posted by: Piper at November 19, 2025 09:32 PM (OoFl2) 171
Kathy Ireland has just gone fishing:
https://is.gd/L8DjLR Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 19, 2025 09:03 PM (w6EFb) I don't care if she smells like fish, for ever and ever a 1 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 19, 2025 09:33 PM (xcxpd) 172
170 167 What kind of evil bastard shoots a yellow lab. The one animal that will do literally anything for any kind of treat...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November He was so confused about the applause. Posted by: Piper at November 19, 2025 09:32 PM (OoFl2) They...are not bright. And that's ok. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 19, 2025 09:35 PM (xcxpd) 173
I think the final word on the Epstein info will be “why did everyone fiddle fart around so long?”
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2025 09:35 PM (/ZNPI) 174
Snappin' cold out there tonight, 15 F. Sky is full of stars, and Milky Way in clear view, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2025 09:36 PM (npFr7) 175
It’s funny how the non stop coverage of the White House renovation turned off completely, like someone turned off a tap.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2025 09:38 PM (/ZNPI) 176
174 Snappin' cold out there tonight, 15 F. Sky is full of stars, and Milky Way in clear view, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19 65 and foggy. Kinda spooky! Posted by: Piper at November 19, 2025 09:38 PM (OoFl2) 177
just like an honest Congress would have stripped Plaskett of anything they could have stripped her of.
Posted by: Crusader at November 19, 2025 07:52 PM (TN0g+) I don't want to see her tits that badly. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2025 09:38 PM (npFr7) 178
I dropped a bottle of equipment sanitizer in the bathroom at the studio, broke, cleaner everywhere. It was a minor disaster.
Posted by: Piper at November 19, 2025 09:31 PM (OoFl2) ==== And fun to clean up no doubt. Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 19, 2025 09:39 PM (A0sqA) 179
What democrats will pivot to next you ask?
How about barely veiled sedition/treason. Check out the Sen. Elissa Slotkin @SenatorSlotkin on X. yep... Posted by: Nightwatch at November 19, 2025 09:40 PM (25kuG) 180
@eduardomenoni . Nov. 19
[ai translate]: On a historic night, President Trump dines with his wife Melania, Saudi Crown Prince Cristiano Ronaldo, JD Vance, Elon Musk, Apple CEO Tim Cook and others at the White House. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 19, 2025 09:40 PM (rU9qQ) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2025 09:42 PM (tgvbd) 182
>>It’s funny how the non stop coverage of the White House renovation turned off completely, like someone turned off a tap.
It's what they do. They make an issue the only thing in the world that matters! until they've milked it dry and then move on to the next issue that's the only thing in the world that matters! They have a big advantage because the media never holds them to account but their game is getting tired. Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2025 09:43 PM (viF8m) 183
Some of the oldest surviving hardtack in Antarctica comes from Robert Falcon Scott’s first expedition (1901-1904). Biscuits over 120 years old have been recovered and are still perfectly preserved.
Posted by: Joemarine at November 19, 2025 09:43 PM (y171U) 184
Media in two days: What files?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2025 09:43 PM (H1YYy) 185
...a yellow lab. The one animal that will do literally anything for any kind of treat...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo Hmm. I got peanut butter... Posted by: Katie Porter at November 19, 2025 09:45 PM (gKWVE) 186
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, D-N.Y., fired back at accusations Wednesday that he may have had dinner with Jeffrey Epstein or solicited donations from the disgraced financier.
"He’s a stone-cold liar," Jeffries said of James Comer, R-Ky., the chairman of the House Oversight Committee. Of Course, the Angelic and Most Truthful Person in the Universe Homo-keem Jefferies (Alias the Kettle) is calling the Pot Black. Posted by: Jackson at November 19, 2025 09:46 PM (J9q9v) 187
I mean, there are plenty of ostensibly intelligent people who still think Trump colluded with the Russians in 2016. Think they're going to reconsider their belief that he's a child molester? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2025 09:46 PM (tgvbd) 188
174
A fire on the hearth all tucked inside maybe try an "English Flip" An English flip is a traditional cocktail that originated in the late 17th century, primarily served in taverns. It is made from a mixture of beer, rum, sugar, and eggs, often heated with a hot iron poker to create a frothy texture. The drink is typically garnished with grated nutmeg and can be served hot or cold, depending on the recipe or the outside temperature, There now... Posted by: Nightwatch at November 19, 2025 09:48 PM (25kuG) 189
A fire on the hearth all tucked inside maybe try an "English Flip"
An English flip is a traditional cocktail that originated in the late 17th century, primarily served in taverns. It is made from a mixture of beer, rum, sugar, and eggs, often heated with a hot iron poker to create a frothy texture. The drink is typically garnished with grated nutmeg and can be served hot or cold, depending on the recipe or the outside temperature, There now... Posted by: Nightwatch at November 19, 2025 09:48 PM (25kuG) It comes up in Charles Dickens works now and then. The amount of booze our ancestors drank would stun normies today. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 19, 2025 09:49 PM (xcxpd) 190
Trump... Think they're going to reconsider their belief that he's a child molester?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh I don't think there's much traction behind that belief, but "pedo protector" seems to be getting more pull. That he's hiding Mossad ties with the Deep State. The mushy middle isn't antiTrump, it's antiSemitic. How that's fixed is another question. Posted by: gKWVE at November 19, 2025 09:50 PM (gKWVE) 191
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There are plenty of Liberals that still think ELVIS is alive and the MOON LANDINGS were a hoax. Posted by: Nightwatch at November 19, 2025 09:50 PM (25kuG) 192
>>Who is this Plaskett creature?
Non-voting Delegate from the Virgin Islands. Also one of the impeachment managers during the Trump impeachments. Also much more involved with Epstein when both were in the USVI than has been reported so far. Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2025 09:50 PM (viF8m) 193
Why are there "classified" epstein files? Was he involved with CIA? Really? Posted by: Soothsayer ============ No idea. But if there are unclassified Epstein files, there must be classified ones. Who knows if he was working with the CIA? But the CIA may have noticed some of the things he was doing and decided to open a file on him. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 19, 2025 09:51 PM (obOni) 194
Kathy Ireland in Alien From L.A. !!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2025 09:51 PM (pkeXY) 195
The amount of booze our ancestors drank would stun normies today. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo __________ We have never returned to pre-Prohibition levels of alcohol consumption. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2025 09:52 PM (tgvbd) 196
The amount of booze our ancestors drank would stun normies today.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo Yeah, the Founding Fathers could pack 'em away. And then there's Churchill (half American). On the other hand, a lot of the early Americans passed on in their 50s or 60s where now we expect people to live to their 80s. Posted by: gKWVE at November 19, 2025 09:52 PM (gKWVE) 197
Fun fact: Humans and Bonobo Chimpanzees are the only two animals who make love face-to-face.
And the only two who have figured out how to start fires. Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at November 19, 2025 09:53 PM (Da7Vv) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2025 09:53 PM (pkeXY) 199
Hakeem Jefferies Mother was a Hamster and his Father smelled of Elderberries !!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson at November 19, 2025 09:54 PM (J9q9v) Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2025 09:55 PM (npFr7) 201
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Posted by: Nightwatch at November 19, 2025 09:55 PM (25kuG) 202
No idea. But if there are unclassified Epstein files, there must be classified ones.
Remember, Bongino wrote a couple of months ago that the most distressing thing that he has learned as Deputy Director of the FBI was that Epstein was a CI for the FBI. Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at November 19, 2025 09:56 PM (Da7Vv) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2025 09:56 PM (tgvbd) 204
Hartdtack is just a biscuit... but cooked twice, or even 3 times. NO moisture, so it lasts, but needs serious moisturizing before eating. Posted by: MkY ============== What do you do, dunk it in hot tea? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 19, 2025 09:57 PM (obOni) 205
Have I been banned?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 19, 2025 09:58 PM (17l0u) 206
What do you do, dunk it in hot tea?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 19, 2025 09:57 PM (obOni) Mount it on an arbor so you can use it to grind a knife, and go out and kill something edible. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2025 09:59 PM (npFr7) 207
Hardtack is when you clutch you chest and say "I'm coming to join you, Elizabeth!"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2025 09:59 PM (pkeXY) Posted by: runner at November 19, 2025 09:59 PM (g47mK) 209
Hartdtack is just a biscuit... but cooked twice, or even 3 times. NO moisture, so it lasts, but needs serious moisturizing before eating. Posted by: MkY ============== What do you do, dunk it in hot tea? Posted by: Blonde Morticia I think you throw at people and steal their real bread. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2025 09:59 PM (Y9x1x) 210
208 Have I been banned?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 19, 2025 09:58 PM (17l0u) yep ! Posted by: runner at November 19, 2025 09:59 PM (g47mK Uh oh. Failure to pay dues? Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 19, 2025 09:59 PM (17l0u) Posted by: Nightwatch at November 19, 2025 09:59 PM (25kuG) 212
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Posted by: Joemarine at November 19, 2025 10:01 PM (y171U) 214
Have I been banned?
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