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Vanessa SivadgeI guess this is actually technically a woman, but I don't know why this pyrsyn would even need Sex-Rejecting Procedures. Because she looks like a dude. A taxpayer-funded public library in PA is celebrating "Transgender Awareness Week" by, of course, pushing pro-trans propaganda on children. As these activists admit themselves: they target children, and almost never adults, because children's minds are highly impressionable and easily changed. Last week I reported (well, I linked) a Sixth Circuit opinion stating that schools cannot force students to use fake pronouns. The Court ruled that the school may not use its power and authority to "skew" a necessary and legitimate debate on a political issue by imposing a fake resolution to that debate on students. Via Greg Foreman, woke activists are boo-hoo whinin' and cryin' about the ruling. The first gay whiner he features lisps that you are using "supremacy" -- note he doesn't say "white supremacy," because he is white himself, and that would be ridiculous -- to "abuse queer people." He also uses a term I hear more and more from the woke -- you are abusing "authentic humans," strongly implying that queer/minority folx are "authentic humans" and you are not authentically human yourself. Huh. And yet they whine about "dehumanization" every three seconds. CBS "News" sad story: A gay FBI agent who displayed his Pride flag at work in defiance of FBI rules says he's been unjustly fired, and CBS "News" agrees! The Pride flag should replace the American flag! Gays must have special privileges or it's homophobic! David Maltinsky, a 16-year FBI employee who was weeks away from being elevated to the position of agent, filed a lawsuit alleging he was fired because he had a Pride flag draped near his desk. "I knew I was on a list," he told CBS News' @MacFarlaneNews. "There was fear after the administration came in that they were going to start looking at all of our personnel files, where some of us did self-identify our sexual orientation, some people did identify as trans. So there was fear early on that DOGE was going to collect this and they were going to curate a list and get rid of 'the undesirables.'"
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This is my personal opinion, but I think Alex Soros vonverted to Islam...
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 06:23 PM (g47mK) 2
While Chefilus cheerully stole from the taypayer to fund her lifestyle , now she's boohooing about racism. Of course!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2025 06:23 PM (8Xy/A) 3
*converted!!
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 06:23 PM (g47mK) 4
Gazan Babies ? Potential terrorists
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2025 06:23 PM (VE6XX) Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2025 06:24 PM (3uBP9) 6
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 06:24 PM (g47mK) 7
I am very pleased that I made no 1, after reading the whole thing and not even trying!
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 06:25 PM (g47mK) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2025 06:26 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: Kramer at November 21, 2025 06:26 PM (XQo4F) 10
what the heck is a "democracy circle" ?
Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2025 06:26 PM (8avO+) 11
>>"Sex-rejecting procedures"
My wife's "sex rejecting procedure" is to complain about a headache and pick up her phone. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 21, 2025 06:26 PM (nrWp9) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 21, 2025 06:27 PM (O7YUW) 13
David Maltinsky, a 16-year FBI employee who was weeks away from being elevated to the position of agent, filed a lawsuit alleging he was fired because he had a Pride flag draped near his desk.
He was a DEI "intelligence specialist" who got the Pride flag as an award for increasing the FBIs "diversity". He apparently got bored with this, and decided to become an "special agent". The New York Times referred to him as a "trainee" - I guess he's one of those sixteen-year trainees. Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 21, 2025 06:27 PM (xTIDn) 14
They could always just go back to the original term,
sterilization Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2025 06:24 PM (3uBP9) Racial Hygeine. It really is disturbing how these fucking eugenesists never got exterminated. And they've been successful. Look at downs. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2025 06:27 PM (zZu0s) 15
Surprise! SNAP/EBT benefits are widely scammed and used by illegal aliens not entitled to them.
== I've known it like, forever. Came across some receipt at Walmart one time, oh boy ! Enough money on there in SNAP benefits to feed a bunch of American Families. Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 06:27 PM (g47mK) Posted by: r hennigantx at November 21, 2025 06:28 PM (gbOdA) 17
I find it Humphrey and hat the "targeted" black criminals always want to thrown in the brown with the black.
Strength in numbers, right Sheila? Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 21, 2025 06:28 PM (5yDGQ) 18
what the heck is a "democracy circle" ?
Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2025 06:26 PM (8avO+) Remember ace's podcast bit about a circle jerk involving pewter army men? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2025 06:28 PM (zZu0s) 19
I should have tried. Oh well, the only real first is Sponge's anyway.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 21, 2025 06:27 PM (O7YUW) Sponge's First = Participation Trophy. Only First is First. Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 06:29 PM (g47mK) 20
I hate you, auto cucumber!!!
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 21, 2025 06:29 PM (5yDGQ) 21
The Left's security is willing but their manhandling skills are week. Even newbie MMA weekend warriors could cuff and stuff better than that. Hell, I could and I'm old now.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 21, 2025 06:30 PM (xcxpd) Posted by: I thought everyone knew that at November 21, 2025 06:30 PM (XQo4F) 23
Hey everybody.
ICE needs to start deporting violent, criminal, child-molesting and child-trafficking illegal aliens into Democrat gated communities. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 06:31 PM (cQHrm) Posted by: r hennigantx at November 21, 2025 06:31 PM (gbOdA) 25
1 state had 189k dead people.
Posted by: r hennigantx at November 21, 2025 06:28 PM (gbOdA) That is a bit more than the population of Salem Oregon. Which I know was not included in that review because Oregon is one of the states suing the feds. Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2025 06:31 PM (rbvCR) Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2025 06:31 PM (01gtA) 27
To balance out the able-bodied people getting food stamps, the Democrats have thoughtfully allowed dead people to receive food stamps too.
-------------- How else are they going to do induced them to vote? Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 21, 2025 06:31 PM (lYk5q) 28
OK, SNAP is full of abuses. What are they gonna do about it ????
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 06:31 PM (g47mK) 29
I saw Nepo Babies open for The Raspberries at the Hollywood Palladium in 1972.
This was before Eric Carmen wigged out. Posted by: Go All The Way at November 21, 2025 06:32 PM (R/m4+) 30
" A gay FBI agent who displayed his Pride flag at work in defiance of FBI rules says he's been unjustly fired."
If I put a gay pride flag on my desk, I'd be fired immediately. And my boss is gay. Because this is how tolerance works dummies. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 21, 2025 06:32 PM (C3IAS) 31
runner, I thought Trump was making them all reapply.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 06:32 PM (cQHrm) 32
Part of the Crash the system to collapse it
The fraud is baked into the cake Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2025 06:33 PM (+qU29) 33
OK, SNAP is full of abuses. What are they gonna do about it ????
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 06:31 PM (g47mK) The current plan is to make everyone re-apply Oregon will sue over that, too. Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2025 06:33 PM (rbvCR) 34
Go All The Way:
Eric Carmen was MAGA before he died.* *Now that he's dead he votes straight D. :-P Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 06:33 PM (cQHrm) Posted by: Gonorrhea! at November 21, 2025 06:33 PM (XQo4F) 36
I must have completely missed chillwave. I don't recognize any of the bands. Apparently, one piece was the theme of portlandia and I only just vaguely recognize that. I think someone just made it up last week and ace is yanking our chain with this.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2025 06:34 PM (3uBP9) Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 21, 2025 06:34 PM (lYk5q) 38
Maybe Brooke Rollins might have wanted to look at the abuse in the welfare system earlier rather than being reactive.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2025 06:35 PM (sDNVV) 39
The last thing you want to see:
A post from DataRepublican that begins: "Hello [your name], ..." Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 21, 2025 06:34 PM It's right up there with Come in, have a seat.. Posted by: toby928(c) at November 21, 2025 06:35 PM (jc0TO) 40
It does make you want to *types delete* how fervent they are to get the kids as young as possible to agree to life changing procedure of some sort so they lock them in.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2025 06:36 PM (zZu0s) 41
I thought Trump was making them all reapply.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 06:32 PM (cQHrm) that is what I heard, but I think it is in an "idea" stage; and the asshoe states will sue, as mentioned above Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 06:36 PM (g47mK) 42
Van Jones? Van Jones?! Seriously, what is wrong with these people? Also, what the fuck do I care about babies starving in Gaza, how exactly is that my problem, or Van Jone's problem? Kids have been starving somewhere in the world for a hundred thousand years.
Hye maybe some of those wealthy Arab states could adopt those poor starving kids...no wait, they won't. Never. Ever. Not a single Gazan kid will be evacuated for a better life in Jordan, Egypt, Saidi Arabia, Yemen, UAE, etc. Not fucking one. If Arabs don't give a shit about starving Arabs, why does this guy give a shit? Also, I'm sure Hamas will be pleased to take every penny you own - just donate it. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 21, 2025 06:36 PM (C3IAS) 43
Walk right in! Sit right down!
Baby let your mind roll on... Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 06:36 PM (cQHrm) 44
Surprise! SNAP/EBT benefits are widely scammed...
I mean, really, was there ever any doubt about this? Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 21, 2025 06:37 PM (XMwZJ) 45
as soon as illegals crossed the border they got SNAP and Medicaid
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 06:37 PM (g47mK) 46
This is a month old so I'm sure it's made the rounds by now, but holy crap, I can't stop laughing... here's a an old, bald, fat gay midget crying about ICE in Portland:
https://youtu.be/zAsgU7B8gSE?si=02kQ-9i1xfTLxqjY Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2025 06:37 PM (BI5O2) Posted by: No Name Today at November 21, 2025 06:37 PM (8mulE) 48
tens of millions on those programs that are not citizens or legally here
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 06:37 PM (g47mK) 49
runner, and housing assistance also
Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2025 06:38 PM (sDNVV) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2025 06:38 PM (Wnv9h) 51
Yes, I remember "Hello, Mr. Kristol" very fondly. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 21, 2025 06:39 PM (w6EFb) 52
By the way, no doubt, that assholes who was fired was warned several times, about the gay pride flag. This didn't just happen out of the blue.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 21, 2025 06:39 PM (C3IAS) 53
41 It does make you want to *types delete* how fervent they are to get the kids as young as possible to agree to life changing procedure of some sort so they lock them in.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone And their moms pushing just a fervently for their own clout. I don’t understand it at all, you are the one person who should protect your babies. I mean look at a cat mama! Try to be half as good as that , you crazy people. Posted by: Piper at November 21, 2025 06:40 PM (Wmg4n) 54
David French: The Conservative Case for Letting Illegal Aliens Rape and Murder Your Kids
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 06:40 PM (cQHrm) 55
We need to bring back the old strategy of making non-workers show up at an office in city hall and wait around all day.
It used to be that you had to go to the office to get your unemployment check. That is essentially what SNAP is, a permanent unemployment check. Make them go to an office once a week. Why? - it gets them out of the house, which is healthy - it proves they exist, which is necessary - it shames them to be seen in the office grubbing for tax dollars (maybe) - Most important - If they can not go they can get an exemption, but that only applies if they can not go because they are disabled. OK, so there will be a lot of fraud there too, but if they are seen in public anywhere else (except Dr.), that will show they are not disabled and could be working. This will go a long way to prove the rampant fraud. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 21, 2025 06:41 PM (nrWp9) 56
I like that Talk Talk song it has a very fun 80s pop sound but its not on my playlist.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2025 06:41 PM (A0sqA) 57
El Mariachi, it's impossible to discipline a leftist employee. All they see are fame and dollar signs.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 06:41 PM (cQHrm) 58
Posted by: Call It What It Is at November 21, 2025 06:39 PM (LO7vB)
Yes, we know you did. You shared that story numerous times on your earlier handles. Happy Thanksgiving ! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2025 06:41 PM (Yl2Ob) 59
as soon as illegals crossed the border they got SNAP and Medicaid
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 06:37 PM (g47mK) and my prediction is: A federal judge will prevent the USDA from accessing lists of recipients of SNAP for the purpose of determining eligibility of those recipients for enrollment in the SNAP program. Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2025 06:41 PM (rbvCR) Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 06:42 PM (g47mK) 61
San Franpsycho, there were several repetitively-named bands in the 1980s. :-)
Duran Duran Talk Talk The The Tony Toni Tone Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 06:42 PM (cQHrm) 62
Thanksgiving is next week....unreal !
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 06:43 PM (g47mK) 63
runner, the Democrats are speeding up time as well. They're messing up everything!! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 06:43 PM (cQHrm) 64
Every time you walk into a cubicle that has a pride flag, you know that everything that person says, whether implicitly or explicitly, starts with "As an L / G / B / T / Q man / woman / pyrsyn..." As a totally indifferent person, I don't want to see any attestation of your sexuality or your orientation-related sympathies. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 21, 2025 06:43 PM (RfDQK) 65
It's official. Only hire people who are recent graduates of Hillsdale College.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 06:44 PM (cQHrm) 66
My leftist county has put out a Transgender Awareness proclamation of something, something, something. The comments are "thank you, my child is trans" etc. . Pathetic
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 21, 2025 06:44 PM (bfwj/) 67
>>Surprise! SNAP/EBT benefits are widely scammed and used by illegal aliens not entitled to them.
Wait till they find out about SS disability! I had one coworker who was trying his damnedest to get fired (the boss was an idiot, so he didn't) but he came in one day and finally quit. His wife got SSDI and he was set for life. She had a bad back. They were going to Tahoe on a ski vacation to celebrate. She was an avid skier. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 21, 2025 06:44 PM (nrWp9) 68
Now advocates for giving healthy children puberty blockers, cross-sex hormones and surgeries to remove breasts and genitals have a fresh target: the newly identified authors of a "pediatric gender dysphoria" systematic review commissioned by the Trump administration, which concludes global evidence does not support such interventions.
----------- I could have told you that without having to spend millions of taxpayers' dollars on any study and subsequent report. The psychopathic retarded inmates were truly allowed to take over the asylum via The Long Death March Through The Institutions. I saw The Psychopathic Retarded Inmates open for Old Sparky at The Slaughtered Lamb in '09 ... Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 21, 2025 06:45 PM (+mTgD) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2025 06:46 PM (Yl2Ob) 70
It is important to clarify that 20+ states out of the 50 did not comply with the federal government's request for information on SNAP beneficiaries, likely because they are trying to hide how many illegal aliens are illicitly receiving food stamps.
______________________________ Why is this a "REQUEST"? OBLIGATION should be written into the law. To received Federal funds for SNAP, a state must provide accurate, timely, and continuous documentation to allow proper oversight and accountability. Failure to do so results in a default of said funds. Posted by: Orson at November 21, 2025 06:46 PM (dIske) 71
The comments are "thank you, my child is trans" etc. . Pathetic
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 21 No, your child is abused. Not you, but you know what I mean. Posted by: Piper at November 21, 2025 06:46 PM (Wmg4n) 72
Piper ,Hear hear!
Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2025 06:47 PM (sDNVV) 73
>> Thanksgiving is next week....unreal !
And the 28th is the latest Nov. date Thanksgiving can occur as well. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 21, 2025 06:47 PM (w6EFb) 74
Bwahahaha I loved that van jones video, commie v commie.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2025 06:47 PM (n5tGW) 75
Minor protests about a mile from me. The trooper's manslaughter charge was the subject of a hung jury. Protesters are sitting in the street chanting "no justice , no peace" and "she was eleven, should be sixteen". More cops than protesters. Probably just annoying people going to dinner.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 21, 2025 06:47 PM (bfwj/) 76
>>Surprise! By "Democracy," Alex Soros means a small cadre of global techocratic elites imposing their will on a public that has been stripped of the right to vote.
Not for nothing but this is what the WEF has been preaching for years. Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2025 06:48 PM (viF8m) 77
>>I like that Talk Talk song it has a very fun 80s pop sound but its not on my playlist.
Talk Talk had a lot of tunes that were 90% of the way to being Big Hits. There was always just a tiny little something missing from their stuff, imo. A lot of things that were appealing and definitely ripped from them by other artists. But the majority of their stuff was just a bit shy of amazing. Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2025 06:48 PM (rO4EG) 78
It's the 27th, geez I can't read a calendar..... It's the second to latest date it can occur. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 21, 2025 06:48 PM (w6EFb) 79
Van Jones is especially annoying. He's 100% right one minute (he agrees with Bill Maher that the Christians in Africa are being slaughtered, need help and more attention from the media), then goes and supports some dumbshit movement or whatever else on the part of the Dems the next.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 06:49 PM (cQHrm) 80
Did you all hear the Hakeem Jeffries voted for the resolution to condemn socialism today? Apparently somebody put pills in his coffee or something...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 06:50 PM (cQHrm) 81
They were going to Tahoe on a ski vacation to celebrate. She was an avid skier.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 21 The max benefit is $4k a month - I don’t know how set you can be on that. Also, I don’t know what the disability is, it may not preclude skiing. That said, I am not about to suggest everyone on disability is on the up and up. I know someone who is bilking this while claiming to be a lot of righteous things. It’s gross. Posted by: Piper at November 21, 2025 06:51 PM (Wmg4n) 82
Posted by: Call It What It Is at November 21, 2025 06:47 PM (LO7vB)
If you want a clue how to better disguise your posts instead of coming under a new handle do this: 1. Don't use the word "shit" at least twice in every post. 2. Don't use a rather aggrandizing handle of more than two words such as ""Call it what it is " as if nobody else knows the score but you 3. And throw us all completely off by mentioning two -yes two things -you actually like and are not disappointed in and which make you happy. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2025 06:52 PM (Yl2Ob) 83
Oh no Sheila, it's not about the color black, it's about the color green, for money that you stole. Let's face it girl, you are not living in the hood trying to decide whether you can pay rent this month or feed your family. You are living large wearing high end clothes, having your hair done weekly, nails on point, expensive jewelry, and living a life that many white, black, or brown people never get to live. Your are not only a hustler, a thief and a liar, but a racist. Congratulations.
Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2025 06:52 PM (oiNtH) 84
she's only being targeted because she's -- get this -- black and female."
But not lesbian, so there! Posted by: man at November 21, 2025 06:53 PM (XuXeR) 85
I believe the time has come for a responsible, courageous elite, those who care far more about addressing the genuine social problems than about election results. Only a political elite with vision, prudence and a focus on the general good--to whom the electorate, with their active involvement in public life, can cede part of their sovereignty in the elections... spearhead... our struggle to survive.
Isn't this just another species of Leninist vanguardism? Posted by: They have no original or good ideas at November 21, 2025 06:53 PM (TbWk/) 86
1 This is my personal opinion, but I think Alex Soros vonverted to Islam...
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 06:23 PM (g47mK) This is my personal opinion, but I think Mossad pays you to comment here... Posted by: personalopinionhaver at November 21, 2025 06:53 PM (8Ay7c) 87
Who gives a shit ? Certain generations did and do.
Posted by: Call It What It Is at November 21, 2025 06:47 PM (LO7vB) He's not wrong. Accreditation was always subject to this flaw. Hire a good HR person who can screen people well in interviews. Ask a lot of questions. Dig. Be ready to fire at the drop of a hat. Its your company. Your baby. Fucking act like it. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2025 06:53 PM (zZu0s) 88
Fenelon, two things I actually like and am not disappointed in, that make me happy:
- My 3-year-old nephew - Pizza Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 06:54 PM (cQHrm) 89
>>It is important to clarify that 20+ states out of the 50 did not comply with the federal government's request-- ----------- "Request"? Why is this a request? Why can't the USDA DEMAND this info? Why can't they subpoena it and sue and send federal marshals in to heist the servers if they don't comply? >>will probably be much higher if the administration can make radical Democrat states provide the necessary data. -------------- Again, "if"??? IF the administration can make them comply? I thought I heard that Rollins announced she was forcing every last damn SNAP recipient to reapply from scratch. Did I hear that? Or did I dream it? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 21, 2025 06:54 PM (RfDQK) 90
Tim Ryan literally just told the media that he's not running for governor of Ohio because he wants to spend time with his family. Says he prayed over it. Sure, Jan... Posted by: Auspex at November 21, 2025 06:54 PM (Y8DZL) 91
Ever notice how many of the leaders of these "democracy" leftist NGOs sound like Bond villains?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2025 06:54 PM (sKqQm) 92
Ace never gives actual numbers.
The most common 90% of all "gender affirming druggies" performed are done on boys No they are not having their field cut off They are having breast reductions to get rid of boy boobies. Is this something you think should be banned? Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at November 21, 2025 06:55 PM (jMnVZ) 93
88 I'm warming up to this idea. Anyone else remember - I remember - certain folks waxing poetic on threads ... years ago ... that everything went to shit because IBM didn't require ties anymore ?
Helpful Hint - production didn't have a damn thing to do with wearing the stupid tie. Posted by: Call It What It Is at November 21, 2025 06:52 PM (LO7vB) __________________________________ That's just misinformation. Everything went to hell the second they stopped putting cool prizes in Crackerjack, and replaced them with fake tattoos and stickers. So what if some mouth breathing window licker swallowed the rings and stuff that was in their originally. It was actually a "surprise". Posted by: Orson at November 21, 2025 06:55 PM (dIske) 94
Everything went to shit when Coca Cola stopped putting the cocaine in the soda.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 06:56 PM (cQHrm) 95
Posted by: personalopinionhaver at November 21, 2025 06:53 PM (8Ay7c)
first time caller ?? HOW IS DUBAI IN NOVEMBER ? Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 06:56 PM (g47mK) 96
"Hye maybe some of those wealthy Arab states could adopt those poor starving kids...no wait, they won't. Never. Ever. Not a single Gazan kid will be evacuated for a better life in Jordan, Egypt, Saidi Arabia, Yemen, UAE, etc. Not fucking one. If Arabs don't give a shit about starving Arabs, why does this guy give a shit?"
yeah, we can't be the Welfare King to the world, when the "world" wants to kill us. MAYBE, if the wanted to reform ad become Christian (adjacent, at least), then perhaps we could take in a few. But surrendering to Islam so we can feed them as they destroy us from within? Bad Plan ... bamboo or not. They don't take in their own, but as I recall, the Saudis were ready to fund the building of hundreds of mosques in Germany, rather than take any in to their own nation. Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2025 06:57 PM (vbXSk) 97
88 I'm warming up to this idea. Anyone else remember - I remember - certain folks waxing poetic on threads ... years ago ... that everything went to shit because IBM didn't require ties anymore ?
Helpful Hint - production didn't have a damn thing to do with wearing the stupid tie. Posted by: Call It What It Is at November 21, 2025 06:52 PM (LO7vB) __________________________________ That's just misinformation. Everything went to hell the second they stopped putting cool prizes in Crackerjack, and replaced them with fake tattoos and stickers. So what if some mouth breathing window licker swallowed the rings and stuff that was in their originally. It was actually a "surprise". Posted by: Orson at November 21, 2025 06:55 PM (dIske) That and taking away our Lawn Darts. Posted by: Count de Monet at November 21, 2025 06:57 PM (wVcYX) Posted by: fourseasons at November 21, 2025 06:57 PM (3ek7K) 99
Dear Lord, there are times you two seem codependent.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2025 06:58 PM (zZu0s) 100
Ever notice how many of the leaders of these "democracy" leftist NGOs sound like Bond villains?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2025 06:54 PM (sKqQm) Yes! Posted by: Klaus Schwab, Weirdo and Closeted Homosexual at November 21, 2025 06:58 PM (R/m4+) 101
CBS "News" sad story: A gay FBI agent who displayed his Pride flag at work in defiance of FBI rules says he's been unjustly fired, and CBS "News" agrees!
----------------- [Have told this story before:] Working in The Bay Area in the late 90s -- #Woke before #Woke was cool -- and had a gay coworker. Nice guy, and we had some epic verbal & email political debates as he was a Commie, natch. One day he hangs a Gay Pride flag outside and next to his office door. So the next day, I hang an American flag outside and next to my office door -- knowing it would explode the heads of other Lefty Hate America First coworkers, including the female VP I worked for. Sure enough, I was called into HR for displaying my "hateful" and "imperialistic" American flag -- and told I must remove it immediately (as it was "offensive to" some of my coworkers). I simply said: "I'll take down my flag when you make the Gay dude take down his (knowing that they would never dare ask for THAT!) ... and walked out. Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 21, 2025 06:58 PM (+mTgD) 102
I guess this is why Rollins went on teevee: "we are working now for very big announcements coming next week on this. We are cracking down. We now have a plan to fix it, and we're really, really excited about doing that for the American people.” I'll set next Friday for #NothingWillHappen. Or at least #JudgeSaysNo Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 21, 2025 06:59 PM (RfDQK) 103
The max benefit is $4k a month - I don’t know how set you can be on that. Also, I don’t know what the disability is, it may not preclude skiing. That said, I am not about to suggest everyone on disability is on the up and up. I know someone who is bilking this while claiming to be a lot of righteous things. It’s gross.
Posted by: Piper -------------- I think his plan was SSDI plus section 8 plus SNAP, etc. I don't know. He was making good money as an admin in the Silicon Valley and did almost no work. Her disability was non-existent and he admitted as much. She claimed it was back injury and could barely walk. When I lived in NJ I knew many like that with "back injuries." Several were from the amnesty in the 80s. Two were international -- they would go back home at least 6 months a year, to work, but were always in USA to get their disability checks. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 21, 2025 06:59 PM (nrWp9) 104
I'm devastated. The world's greatest golfer, Paige Spiranac, has been been accused of :gasp: cheating: https://is.gd/GZwZBS Say it ain't so, Paige. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 21, 2025 07:00 PM (w6EFb) 105
That and taking away our Lawn Darts.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 21, 2025 06:57 PM (wVcYX) _____________________ Heh.... I still have mine. They are called "Jarts" and they make an appearance every damn year at the family reunion. Running joke is someone shouting. "Here, CATCH." Posted by: Orson at November 21, 2025 07:00 PM (dIske) 106
Hmmm. If you were going to pay a commenter that everyone respects and listens to to try to sway Horde opinion...
AOP. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2025 07:00 PM (zZu0s) 107
Oh, I forgot to say. She went skiing and had photos on facebook. I thought "don't they even check social media before handing a 30yo woman a lifetime of checks?" This was in the 00s.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 21, 2025 07:00 PM (nrWp9) 108
Say it ain't so, Paige.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 21, 2025 07:00 PM (w6EFb) They all have feet of clay, man. She can't see hers, but... Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2025 07:00 PM (zZu0s) 109
ShainS, did you get to keep your flag up? What happened after that?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 07:01 PM (cQHrm) 110
105 Dear Lord, there are times you two seem codependent.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2025 06:58 PM (zZu0s) These two crazy kids have got to have hot, wild monkey sex and get it out of their systems. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2025 07:01 PM (CrUNC) 111
Oh, yes, the patriarch of my church just died. He was 94 , was a Korean War vet and was a Boy Scout Leader for years. Why? Because he was the only son ( he had sisters) of a man who loved to fish. And being outside .R had three daughters but no sons and he taught them how to fish and he loved to go camping with the Boy Scouts and teach about all kinds of things. I would run into boys from his troop years later and they ?still referred to him as Mr H because that what they called him as their troop leader. Yes, people who work with kids must be screened and watched, but if you're suggested all scout leaders are molesters, that is just nuts.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2025 07:01 PM (Yl2Ob) 112
GAAAZAAAAAANS ARE STAAAAAARVIIIING!
Even the fat ones? And WTF does Van Jones have to do with anyway? Like, at all? Posted by: They look kinda chunky at November 21, 2025 07:01 PM (TbWk/) 113
These two crazy kids have got to have hot, wild monkey sex and get it out of their systems.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2025 07:01 PM (CrUNC) The love that darr not speak it's name. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2025 07:02 PM (zZu0s) 114
Now I HAVE TO talk bout Alex Soros! Nepo fay idiot, who got shoved into a "relationship" with Jihadi whore Huma Abedin, who is , let's face it , old enough to be his grandma- and looks it! Not unusual for nepo babies to take up Islam. To stand out, you see. They think it's cool. Like that nepo Oliver Stone's son. It happens. Very sad...
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 07:03 PM (g47mK) Posted by: Auspex at November 21, 2025 07:04 PM (Y8DZL) 116
Hey, in their defense, I'd convert to Islam, but I don't have any hot cousins. And, I don't have any goats. I have a riding mower.
Posted by: Orson at November 21, 2025 07:05 PM (dIske) 117
But like most on the left, they think their ideology is more important than the institutions they serve.
________ That doesn't describe many - maybe most - I've dealt with. Usually they really don't think they are serving an ideology. Instead, they are just thinking what any sensible person thinks. We haven't made all THAT much progress penetrating the bubbles. Posted by: Eeyore at November 21, 2025 07:05 PM (s0JqF) 118
That and taking away our Lawn Darts.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 21, 2025 06:57 PM (wVcYX) ---------------- Lawn Darts were The Darwin Awards of their time. And I still have scars on my limbs from The Slip 'N Slide on our "front lawn" with the tree roots bulging out of the ground! Nowadays, there'd be a Class Action Lawsuit ... and now (obligatory) "Get Off My Lawn!" Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 21, 2025 07:05 PM (+mTgD) 119
Sheila shouldn't be straightening her hair.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2025 07:05 PM (pkeXY) 120
first time caller ?? HOW IS DUBAI IN NOVEMBER ? Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 06:56 PM (g47mK) Slutty with a 100% chance of Cleveland Steamers. Posted by: With a 75% chance of golden showers at November 21, 2025 07:06 PM (TbWk/) 121
I clicked on the snap article but it didn't name the 20 states that refused to cooperate. I expect I live in one of them.
Posted by: PaleRider at November 21, 2025 07:07 PM (hhkIi) 122
Don't know who to root for in the Van Jones flap.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2025 07:07 PM (pkeXY) 123
Alex Soros converted to Islam to visit Mecca. Way cooler than Disney !
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 07:07 PM (g47mK) 124
Posted by: Orson at November 21, 2025 06:46 PM (dIske) =========== Horde mind with #94! Seriously, does anyone know why this is a request and not a demand? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 21, 2025 07:08 PM (RfDQK) 125
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first time caller ?? HOW IS DUBAI IN NOVEMBER ? Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 06:56 PM (g47mK) ___________________________ You guys ever see the list of things that women are not allowed to do in Dubai? It's hilarious. And, we're talking serious jail time for things like wearing a two piece swim suit. Posted by: Orson at November 21, 2025 07:08 PM (dIske) 126
Not that the FBI will ever protect me from anything...but I personally don't want a fag trying to do it. He'd probably wet his pants and shoot my foot if a bad man was after me. I'd then have to save him, too (no you wouldn't, let's be honest).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 21, 2025 07:08 PM (WONhk) 127
personalopinionhaver at November 21, 2025 06:53 PM (8Ay7c)
have you tried any Dubai Chocolate ??? you sound like the type who would live on it ! Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 07:09 PM (g47mK) 128
Don't know who to root for in the Van Jones flap.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2025 07:07 PM (pkeXY) tied score and lots of injuries. Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2025 07:10 PM (rbvCR) 129
Women are allowed in Dubai. And certain types of men. And camels...
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 07:10 PM (g47mK) 130
Spiranac apparently broke a rule that I, not a golfer, didn’t even know was a rule. Perhaps she, as not really a golfer, didn’t know the rule either. She is, nonetheless, easy on the eyes.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 21, 2025 07:10 PM (hZbnZ) 131
Converting to Islam. But, whyyyyyy?
Posted by: tubal at November 21, 2025 07:10 PM (PCK5/) 132
Just rewatched Rocky Horror picture show for the first time in years... had seen it... mumble mumble times years ago....
But it struck me different this time... in the end, the most celebrated and popular Transexual evah... has gone too far, and is killed by the authorities... /Sings.... Frankenfurter it's all over, your mission is a failure, your lifestyles too extreeeemmmmeeee. Funny... now it's become a how too manual? /pulls out his laser. Posted by: Romeo13 at November 21, 2025 07:10 PM (mP0Kj) 133
Converting to Islam. But, whyyyyyy?
Posted by: tubal at November 21, 2025 07:10 PM (PCK5/) Well, Huma for one. And , like I said, to get into Mecca! Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 07:11 PM (g47mK) 134
Posted by: Orson at November 21, 2025 07:08 PM (dIske)
Which considering the stories of the Dubai hedonism (is that even the right word?) I'm, which no one asked for, the porta potty thing is probably a stand in for a variety of... esoteric sexual kinks that the girls are asked to engage in. It is hyper specific otherwise and it seems odd that all of the guys would be into that specific one. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2025 07:11 PM (zZu0s) 135
133 Converting to Islam. But, whyyyyyy?
Posted by: tubal at November 21, 2025 07:10 PM (PCK5/) All the laughs? Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2025 07:12 PM (CrUNC) 136
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 21, 2025 07:08 PM (WONhk)
LOL. Had you ever thought of developing a conservative comedy routine? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2025 07:12 PM (2sfNr) 137
Frankenfurter was replaceable.
Posted by: Riff Raff at November 21, 2025 07:12 PM (vFG9F) 138
I'm, which no one asked for, the porta potty thing is probably a stand in for a variety of... esoteric sexual kinks that the girls are asked to engage in. It is hyper specific otherwise and it seems odd that all of the guys would be into that specific one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2025 07:11 PM (zZu0s) Do I even want to know? Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2025 07:12 PM (CrUNC) 139
Probiotics people- Nancy’s priobiotic sour cream (and cream cheese) is very good. I am making baked taquitos right now and it reminded me as I was adding it into my chicken filling. 😀
Posted by: Piper at November 21, 2025 07:13 PM (Wmg4n) 140
135 Converting to Islam. But, whyyyyyy?
Posted by: tubal at November 21, 2025 07:10 PM (PCK5/) Well, Huma for one. And , like I said, to get into Mecca! Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 07:11 PM (g47mK) It’s just a dumb old rock, runner. I’ve seen a lot better rocks, with less hassle. And then there’s the Bacon Thing… Posted by: tubal at November 21, 2025 07:13 PM (PCK5/) 141
Data Republican (small r) truly impresses me. She's an amazing, incredibly intelligent woman.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2025 07:13 PM (qBdHI) 142
ShainS, did you get to keep your flag up? What happened after that?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 07:01 PM (cQHrm) -------------- Yes I did -- and I was the victim of a lot of passive-aggressive sabotage from my group. Fortunately, I was the star of the team (we were doing Software Tech Support and, unlike the others, I was a former software developer) and they needed me more than I needed them. I did eventually quit after another incident when I got hauled before HR again owing to an infantile coworker who needed a safe space because I made a joke about "packing heat." [Working in downtown Oakland, I did actually carry a handgun in my briefcase as you couldn't get concealed carry permits -- and I'd been spit on a couple of times by racist black dudes downtown.] Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 21, 2025 07:13 PM (+mTgD) 143
SSDI needs auditing. Lots of people scamming the system. Posted by: fourseasons ============== I know a few. These people's "ambition" was to get on SSDI, and they tried many times over the years until they got that brass ring! What a life goal. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 21, 2025 07:13 PM (RfDQK) 144
Piper, thanks for the tip!
My GI has gotten into the habit of going on strike every day I don't give it lots of probiotics to play with. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 07:14 PM (cQHrm) 145
It’s just a dumb old rock, runner. I’ve seen a lot better rocks, with less hassle. And then there’s the Bacon Thing…
Posted by: tubal at November 21, 2025 07:13 PM (PCK5/) see, it's all about Advertising... Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 07:14 PM (g47mK) 146
SSDI needs auditing.
Lots of people scamming the system. Posted by: fourseasons at November 21, 2025 06:57 PM (3ek7K) Yes. They need to be time limited and employers should receive a tax incentive to hire the broke in mind and body to get them off the tax payer's dime. I remember years ago it was a thing to get the physical and mentally handicapped into the work place. Of course, those in an iron lung should be excused or maybe just do call center type work as there has to be some wiggle room. Posted by: Zombie Dick Cheney, Arby's Owner and War Criminal at November 21, 2025 07:14 PM (R/m4+) 147
Shain, thanks for the update.
Hope you've got much better employment and co-workers today. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 07:15 PM (cQHrm) 148
BTW, if any of you haven't read Ace's THREE Margaret Cho articles in the sidebar, you should--they are genius.
Posted by: Crusader at November 21, 2025 07:15 PM (TN0g+) 149
A laser that emits a beam of pure antimatter!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 21, 2025 07:15 PM (hZbnZ) 150
... Nancy’s priobiotic sour cream ...
------------- No I can't get this image out of my head of Pelosi breastfeeding her children ... Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 21, 2025 07:15 PM (+mTgD) Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2025 07:16 PM (01gtA) 152
Do I even want to know?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2025 07:12 PM (CrUNC) Probably not. It also fits into the 'all women are whores' thing on the internet which also makes it suspect. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2025 07:16 PM (zZu0s) 153
Alex Soros converted to Islam to visit Mecca. Way cooler than Disney ! Posted by: runner ============== Did he really go to Mecca? Anyway, I can easily imagine him converting just to be align a little better with the new Commie Muslim gang. SPEAKING OF WHICH -- Didn't Zohran meet with Trump today? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 21, 2025 07:16 PM (RfDQK) 154
But seriously, the real problem for us is not Soros, it's the Kochs. Subversive creeps. They hate Trump, they hate MAGA.
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 07:16 PM (g47mK) 155
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2025 07:13 PM (qBdHI)
I do hope that women has some armed security or knows how to shoot, because I worry about her. Also feel the same about Libs of Tik Top woman. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2025 07:16 PM (2sfNr) Posted by: Auspex at November 21, 2025 07:16 PM (Y8DZL) 157
SPEAKING OF WHICH -- Didn't Zohran meet with Trump today?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 21, 2025 07:16 PM (RfDQK) it was the most disgusting display Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 07:17 PM (g47mK) 158
I really don’t want to kill Jews so I guess the Muslim thing is a nonstarter. Well, that, and being Baptist.
Posted by: tubal at November 21, 2025 07:17 PM (PCK5/) 159
Of course, those in an iron lung should be excused or maybe just do call center type work as there has to be some wiggle room.
Posted by: Zombie Dick Cheney, Arby's Owner and War Criminal at November 21, 2025 07:14 PM (R/m4+) Zombie, oh great! Thanks for giving charities their next big guilt-trip pitch. "Hi, it's Mary from the Iron Lung, calling about kids like me at St Jude's..." :-P Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 07:17 PM (cQHrm) 160
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 21, 2025 07:16 PM (RfDQK)
I think it's tomorrow because of the Muslim holy day. On Friday. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2025 07:18 PM (2sfNr) 161
Women are allowed in Dubai. And certain types of men. And camels...
If there is a country that doesn’t allow women don’t don’t expect it to be there in say twenty years. Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 21, 2025 07:18 PM (hZbnZ) 162
Shain, LOL. The same thing came to my mind.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 07:18 PM (cQHrm) 163
Anyone thinking that ceding to someone’s mental delusions will result in good outcomes has a few screw loose of there own.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 21, 2025 07:18 PM (XV/Pl) 164
In Dubai there's two brothels: one that rents women, one that rents sheep.
Guess which one does better business? Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 07:19 PM (cQHrm) 165
"Hi, it's Mary from the Iron Lung, calling about kids like me at St Jude's..." :-P Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 07:17 PM (cQHrm) In 5th grade I read a story about a woman in an iron lung (Reader's Digest) and have never been the same. I can remember this but not what I had for dinner last night. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 21, 2025 07:19 PM (WONhk) 166
El Mariachi, it's impossible to discipline a leftist employee. All they see are fame and dollar signs. Posted by: qdpsteve *leans in closely* *whispers in ear* I see you. Take yourself outside, and rake the rocks along the motorpool driveway. SGT Schmedlap is going to supervise you in this "extra training" of how to identify rocks suffering from excessive vitamin D exposure. Try not to piss SGT Schmedlap off, as he is receiving extratraining from me in how to examine base fuckery, and eliminate e4 mafia bullshit. Next day, it's raining. Make that shitbird mop the motorpool's outside ramps. Make SGTSchmedlap supervise it again, just to make a point to the other platoon junior NCOs not to piss off CW2 Bif. Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 21, 2025 07:20 PM (QVmho) 167
They could always just go back to the original term,
sterilization Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2025 06:24 PM (3uBP9) Vivisection. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2025 07:20 PM (npFr7) 168
Christy, LOL. Same here.
I realized yesterday, I still remember the words to Little Miss Muffet. Why, brain? Why?? I guess our brains are just a lot stickier when we're really young. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 07:20 PM (cQHrm) 169
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"Hi, it's Mary from the Iron Lung, calling about kids like me at St Jude's..." :-P Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 07:17 PM (cQHrm) In 5th grade I read a story about a woman in an iron lung (Reader's Digest) and have never been the same. I can remember this but not what I had for dinner last night. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 21, 2025 07:19 PM (WONhk) It is issues like that which always makes me reflect on whether suicide is, in some cases, forgivable. Posted by: tubal at November 21, 2025 07:21 PM (PCK5/) 170
“Converting to Islam bestows immunity. …”
Not really. Mohammedans kill other Mohammedans quite eagerly. Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 21, 2025 07:21 PM (hZbnZ) 171
it was the most disgusting display Posted by: runner ============== I hope it was another of Trump's meaningless love fests, like the one he had with Kim Il Nepo Baby. Trump likes to act fond as hell and then tell people where to get off when the time comes. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 21, 2025 07:21 PM (RfDQK) 172
I know of a couple of SSDI scammers. It's our tax money the cheaters are living on. The money goes a long way living with mommy. No overhead there. Posted by: fourseasons at November 21, 2025 07:21 PM (3ek7K) 173
In Dubai there's two brothels: one that rents women, one that rents sheep.
Guess which one does better business? Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 07:19 PM (cQHrm) ---- For you, effendi, she's only 20 Riyal, same as in town! And that's decapitating me own head! Posted by: DMOH Dibhala's Gorgeous Goats at November 21, 2025 07:21 PM (IBQGV) 174
Shain, thanks for the update.
Hope you've got much better employment and co-workers today. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 07:15 PM (cQHrm) --------------- Thanks Steve, oh the stories I can tell working in software in corporate America ... Have been my own boss for 13 years as an Independent Contractor -- that's the way to go. I've been telling young people for years to forego college, learn a blue collar trade, and eventually become your own boss and/or create your own business. Hope you're career has been more rewarding -- you mentioned maybe eventually retiring to AZ? We're up north a mile high in Prescott and love it (but housing is quite expensive). Get five seasons (the 5th is monsoon rains usually between Independence and Labor Days). Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 21, 2025 07:21 PM (+mTgD) 175
I really don’t want to kill Jews so I guess the Muslim thing is a nonstarter. Well, that, and being Baptist.
Posted by: tubal at November 21, 2025 07:17 PM (PCK5/) so confusing...good thing there is a guide everyone can follow ! https://tinyurl.com/4sjk3twr Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 07:22 PM (g47mK) 176
Bif: what no public septic tank duty?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 07:22 PM (cQHrm) 177
"the Democrats have thoughtfully allowed dead people to receive food stamps too."
Hey, dead Democrat voters need to eat!!! Posted by: UncleJefe at November 21, 2025 07:22 PM (DzC+b) 178
In Dubai there's two brothels: one that rents women, one that rents sheep.
Guess which one does better business? Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 07:19 PM So, which one do the winner and first two runners-up of the annual Camel beauty contest get delivered to? Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 21, 2025 07:22 PM (0sNs1) 179
Her name literally rhymes with syphilis.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2025 06:31 PM (01gtA) Golf clap! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2025 07:22 PM (npFr7) 180
@145.
All these government give away programs need to be continuously audited. If someone needs help that's one thing but someone that's a lazy bum living off the taxpayers is another. They should be tossed in jail for fraud. Posted by: Case at November 21, 2025 07:23 PM (5Je/N) 181
Just saw this, Israeli archeologists have dug up a 5000 year old wine press east of the ancient city of Meggido. You know, that's were Armageddon is supposed to be. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 21, 2025 07:23 PM (w6EFb) 182
Not really. Mohammedans kill other Mohammedans quite eagerly. Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit __________ But that's not genocide genocide. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2025 07:23 PM (tgvbd) 183
Nood. Café.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 21, 2025 07:24 PM (0sNs1) 184
Shain, thanks. Yes I do love the idea of going to AZ!
Unfortunately my career never really seemed to get off the ground. I never got a 'big break,' as it were. I now more or less make money doing odd tech and typing jobs, and it's nice to be my own boss, but I still wonder if it's too late to try one more at the old fashioned office cube bingo. I've even thought of trying to take something up involving blue-collar skills. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2025 07:25 PM (cQHrm) 185
Now we have Bill Gates. He's got money and time on his hands. And he's not interested in banging hot bitches and building museums.
He's interested in you and me. Posted by: Not Jerry from Penn State at November 21, 2025 07:20 PM (ZzHx/) 640k outta be enough for anyone! But first you will apply the cocoa butter lotion to my areolas while I enjoy vaccinating my African stunt children. Yeah! Oh Yeah! Posted by: Bill Gates, Tech Weirdo With Man Boobs at November 21, 2025 07:25 PM (R/m4+) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2025 07:25 PM (pkeXY) 187
In 5th grade I read a story about a woman in an iron lung (Reader's Digest) and have never been the same.
I can remember this but not what I had for dinner last night. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 21, 2025 07:19 PM (WONhk) When you age, the first thing to go is...uh, wait, I got it, it's, uh... Posted by: Where'd I put my glasses? at November 21, 2025 07:26 PM (TbWk/) 188
179 I really don’t want to kill Jews so I guess the Muslim thing is a nonstarter. Well, that, and being Baptist.
Posted by: tubal at November 21, 2025 07:17 PM (PCK5/) so confusing...good thing there is a guide everyone can follow ! https://tinyurl.com/4sjk3twr Posted by: runner at November 21, 2025 07:22 PM (g47mK) Hilarious!! ( I am a former Presbyterian. Had to leave because they jumped the shark). Still adhere to the doctrine, but they do church muy malo. Posted by: tubal at November 21, 2025 07:26 PM (PCK5/) 189
I think the last person in an iron lung has died. Most weren't in it all the time, just when they needed the extra help breathing. There was an interesting article a year or so on what they had to do to keep an iron lung working, since the companies that made them are no longer in business.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 21, 2025 07:29 PM (+mUZM) 190
It is issues like that which always makes me reflect on whether suicide is, in some cases, forgivable.
Posted by: tubal at November 21, 2025 07:21 PM (PCK5/) Even worse if you are in an iron lung as someone would have to agree with you. A man has been in one for fifty years or so. He may have died. I saw something in the last year at any rate. Wrong! 71yrs...Paul Alexander and he did die (so I got that right). I can promise you I would not be cheerful like the woman I read about in 5th grade. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 21, 2025 07:29 PM (WONhk) 191
Hmmm. If you were going to pay a commenter that everyone respects and listens to to try to sway Horde opinion...
AOP. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2025 07:00 PM (zZu0s) (blushes) Mossad has been notoriously dilatory about sending the checks though. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2025 07:32 PM (npFr7) 192
Great. A “gender provider”. That stupid word again.
Posted by: Cow Demon at November 21, 2025 07:33 PM (6KcYW) 193
The max benefit is $4k a month - I don’t know how set you can be on that.
That's about double what I make for working, so I'd feel pretty set if that's what I was getting for being disabled. Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 21, 2025 07:38 PM (a+4eV) 194
I swallowed loads of cereal and Cracker Jack prizes. Made me what I am today. Everything turned out fine in the end.
Posted by: C.J., Sunshine Desserts at November 21, 2025 07:38 PM (oftw2) 195
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Programmed by fellows with compassion and vision We'll be clean when their work is done We'll be eternally free, yes, and eternally young What a beautiful world this will be What a glorious time to be free Posted by: clams on the half shell and roller skates, roller skates at November 21, 2025 08:22 PM (kvDvI) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0371 seconds. |
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