The Nigh-Infinite Racial Grievance of Michelle Hussein Obama

The Diabolic Ms. (?) M. is on a grievance tour to promote her... let's see, what's the absurdly overcompensated, unearned, grift she's peddling now?

Oh right it's her little-viewed podcast. She needs a podcast because the $500 million Netfilx deal, granted to the Obamas to do what they have always done for this ludicrous compensation, which is nothing, just doesn't afford her a grand enough platform upon which to preach about the oppression and marginalization she suffers on the daily.

As you probably know, the decidedly unbeautiful sour-faced troll Michelle Obama has been going around saying insane things, like that she's so beautiful that her beauty "worthy of demanding respect" and is "worthy of a conversation."

Incidentally, despite permanently looking like she just watched The Ring video and her seven days are up, she's been on the covers of fashion magazines like Vogue and Cosmopolitan about 38,000 times.

In May, she complained about how "expensive" it is to live at the White House mansion rent-free, because, while she does allow that she did not have to pay for rent or for "staff" -- meaning, of course, the small army of butlers, cooks, personal assistants, chauffeurs and 24-7 personal security -- she did have to pay for, get this, all the food that she and her children ate, as well as paying for travel when she doesn't travel with her husband. (Which was, admittedly, most of the time, because they're reputedly a gay beard couple who can barely stand to be in the same house as each other.)

One, all people have to pay for the food they and their children eat -- and need to pay their rent (or mortgage) and butlers as well -- and two, you didn't pay for your travel. You were forced to pay the lowest possible price for a commercial coach ticket despite the government then flying you around on the Mansion in the Sky Air Force One or some other government luxury Cloud-Yacht.

Ask JackStraw about luxury Cloud-Yachts.

And you would only have to pay that if you didn't think of some horse-shit "official" reason for the travel -- like doing a quick meet-and-greet with the mayor of Ibiza or something -- that would get the whole thing covered by taxpayers.

And, PS: Other people have to pay their own vacation travel costs, too. And they cannot afford the luxury of his-and-her separate vacations, because vacation travel is expensive and most people are not in gay beard relationships where they wish to escape the oppression of their opposite-sex spouse.

She has also claimed that, far from being the most feted and overpraised do-nothing layabouts in human history, who were effusively praised for simply existing, she could not "afford any mistakes" and was under a "particularly white hot glare." She claimed she didn't receive the "grace" other presidential families did.

In the world's most egregious case of projection, Michelle Obama then insisted it is whites who spend far, far too much time thinking about blacks and blamed white people for forcing her to straighten her hair because we all apparently give a shit how this ugly sow wears her hair.

As a bonus, she claimed that black people don't learn how to swim because... I'm not clear on this, I guess because black people are afraid that water will bead in their naturally curly hair, and this will cause Venomous White Tongues to wag?

This is projection. She thinks all day about white people, directing hatred at them -- she wrote her college "thesis" about her deep-seeded racial hate -- and so assumes that white people must be thinking about her all the time too, and we must think even worse of her, thus justifying her angry, bitter obsession with white people.

Now she also complains bitterly that young black people are under increased vigilance when they enter stores -- I'm sure there's no FBI crime statistics that could possibly explain that increased vigilance -- and that white people routinely kill black people if they don't carry the right designer hand-bags.

Michelle Obama grew up in Chicago in the 1970's. She wants you to believe white people were killing blacks because of how they talked and what they wore. @MichelleObama needs a therapist -- and Jesus. pic.twitter.com/v11d6VZHtZ
— toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) November 15, 2025

But that's not all. She also says that she won't be running for president, and does not blame that on her own laziness or desire to suck up millions from leftwing corporations for doing nothing. No, it's because you're all "liars" who say you'll vote for a female candidate, but you won't, you dirty Sexists who are also Racists.

She says "we've all got some growing up to do" and that's the Unroyal We, by "we" she means "you."

Michelle Obama:

“Don't even look at me about running, because you all are lying. You're not ready for a woman. So don't waste my time. We got a lot of growing up to do.”

pic.twitter.com/9ckISDD7xw
— Spencer Hakimian (@SpencerHakimian) November 15, 2025

Terrence K. Williams
@w_terrence
Dear Michelle Obama, let me jog your memory since you can't stop playing the victim card for five minutes.
You keep talking about how "hard" it is to be Black in America and how white people are supposedly holding you down. meanwhile:
You became the first Black First Lady in American history.
You were a well-paid lawyer before that.
You received multi-million-dollar book deals.
You and your husband walked away with a $60 million Netflix deal despite zero experience in film.
You and Barack left the White House richer than you entered.
You own multiple multi-million-dollar homes , including oceanfront mansions.
Your family's net worth is over $100 million.
All of this happened in the same America you claim is "unfair" and "holding you back."
Instead of fear-mongering and discouraging Black Americans, maybe try showing some gratitude for the country that made you one of the most privileged people on the planet and start inspiring Black people instead of convincing them they're powerless.
Because if America was really as bad as you say, Michelle, you wouldn't be living the American Dream at the very top of it.

The Bee:

Michelle Obama says her parents were "suspicious of folks who took more than they needed."

She has 3 houses and a $160 million dollar net worth. pic.twitter.com/6iIgWcORyH
— Media Research Center (@theMRC) August 21, 2024

Posted by: Ace at 01:37 PM

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1 I'll let 'em know again.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 17, 2025 01:37 PM (O7YUW)

2 First1

Posted by: Half Dozen at November 17, 2025 01:37 PM (EYvpB)

3 Uh, Ace? Centering.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 17, 2025 01:37 PM (O7YUW)

4 Oh, never mind.

Posted by: Half Dozen at November 17, 2025 01:37 PM (EYvpB)

5 I'm determined to be more centered today.

Posted by: Crusader at November 17, 2025 01:39 PM (TN0g+)

6 Oh right it's her little-viewed podcast.

Friggin EVERYONE has a podcast, it seems like.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 17, 2025 01:39 PM (DRSnL)

7 Someone should give her a platform to mouth off on.

Oh, yea.... right.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 17, 2025 01:39 PM (NwnyJ)

8 "One, all people have to pay for the food they and their children eat -- and need to pay their rent (or mortgage) and butlers as well"

All?

Posted by: Democrats at November 17, 2025 01:40 PM (pIfcn)

9 I have long thought that Michelle Obama is a suicide waiting to happen. I would be very very upset about that ... that it didn't happen sooner.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 17, 2025 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

10 A Moch post!?

Goodbye pants!

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 17, 2025 01:41 PM (Sco7b)

11 But she has really toned arms!

Posted by: The media we USED to watch at November 17, 2025 01:41 PM (O0FVw)

12 Insufferable doesn't even scratch the surface in describing Big Mike.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 17, 2025 01:41 PM (N39Ws)

13 On second thought...

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 17, 2025 01:41 PM (Sco7b)

14
her beauty "worthy of demanding respect" and is "worthy of a conversation."

____________

I suppose it will be like a conversation with most women. You're part in it is to nod your head and agree with whatever she's saying.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2025 01:41 PM (tgvbd)

15 "The Diabolic Ms. (?) M.".

Heh. Can she sing as well as the Divine Miss M?

Anyway, Moochelle needs to move to the center. Be less to the left.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 17, 2025 01:41 PM (5U30T)

16 So, at this point, Big Mike is just trying to actively GOAD white people into beating up, killing, or expelling blacks, right?

Posted by: XTC at November 17, 2025 01:42 PM (UnA8+)

17 But she has really toned arms!

And she packs nine painful inches

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 17, 2025 01:42 PM (sKqQm)

18 The complaint that baffled me the most was her claim that black people straighten their hair because white people make them do it.

Second most baffling was her claim that "black youths were being put to death for their clothing when she was young"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2025 01:42 PM (dfIr7)

19 Yikes. What an insufferable, whiny, entitled scrunt.

None of this is new. But, wow!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 17, 2025 01:42 PM (dK+Kv)

20 I see ace is taking the middle road on this post...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2025 01:42 PM (IBQGV)

21 I feel so centered.

Posted by: Bulg at November 17, 2025 01:42 PM (77rzZ)

22
I don't think about her until I see her floating around Twitter/X for whatever stupid shit she said recently.

Can we make fun of her being Klingon/Predator again?

Posted by: Blanco at November 17, 2025 01:43 PM (q83gU)

23 Mentally ill. Trans people are sick.

Posted by: Marybel Smiles at November 17, 2025 01:43 PM (rQfqD)

24 Michelle could actually kill most of her enemies by simply being publically grateful for America.

That would end a bunch of us.

The shock...

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 17, 2025 01:43 PM (Sco7b)

25 this thread is so centered it's worthy of demanding respect.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2025 01:43 PM (JwNbV)

26 I'd be willing to bet she can riot and steal like the best ghetto rats. She even looks ghetto. Bet she smells like Newark.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 17, 2025 01:43 PM (NwnyJ)

27 >>>She also says that she won't be running for president . . . .

How will humanity ever recover from such a disappointing revelation.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 17, 2025 01:44 PM (dK+Kv)

28 Physically, in the second photo where she's wearing the grey top, Michelle is not unattractive . It's just that years of entitlement and blaming white people make her a nasty person and no, I will never be ready to have Michelle as President.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2025 01:44 PM (PFs9e)

29 24 Michelle could actually kill most of her enemies by simply being publically grateful for America.

That would end a bunch of us.

The shock...
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 17, 2025 01:43 PM (Sco7b)

If she tried that they'd call her a MAGAt race traitor and then shoot her in the neck.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2025 01:44 PM (JwNbV)

30 Mochelle Obama. The worlds first self sucking dick.

Posted by: Abby Darned at November 17, 2025 01:44 PM (mHvan)

31 I added:

Incidentally, despite permanently looking like she just watched The Ring video and her seven days are up, she's been on the covers of fashion magazines like Vogue and Cosmopolitan about 38,000 times.

Posted by: ace at November 17, 2025 01:44 PM (1wjle)

32 Damn she looks old.

Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 01:44 PM (aTgV0)

33 Why am I always an object of hate and get uniformly bad Press?

Posted by: The Mayor of Ibiza at November 17, 2025 01:44 PM (oftw2)

34 Blackie O --- the ho that keeps on giving.

She has been (and is) one of the most privileged people in the world, but she lets other people tell her how to wear her hair?

No, honey: you do that to your hair because YOU want to do it. None of the rest of us would give a fuck if you sported a Sly Stone-level 'fro.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2025 01:44 PM (qpyNK)

35 Pick a better country, as Ken Hamblin wrote.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 17, 2025 01:45 PM (ot33c)

36
Any other person who interminably expressed their resentment for the petty, silly things Big Mike does would be told after 5 seconds to put a sock in it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2025 01:45 PM (tgvbd)

37 In before all the centered jokes!

Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 01:45 PM (aTgV0)

38 she's so beautiful that her beauty "worthy of a conversation."

.. a short one

Posted by: SMOD at November 17, 2025 01:45 PM (RHGPo)

39 Michael needs to check xis privilege.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 17, 2025 01:45 PM (jc0TO)

40 If she tried that they'd call her a MAGAt race traitor and then shoot her in the neck.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2025 01:44 PM (JwNbV

I'm fine with that...

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 17, 2025 01:45 PM (Sco7b)

41 I know it seems trivial, but, of all the gaslighting by the media during that administration, the narrative that this she-beast was somehow a world class beauty really pissed me off.

Posted by: nononeyouknowyouknow at November 17, 2025 01:45 PM (Iwv3U)

42 Michelle Obama says her parents were "suspicious of folks who took more than they needed."

Dammit. I meant that they were suspicious of white folks who took more than they needed. Which is all of them. Whites is always taking what should be given freely to blacks like me. Scratch that. Should be given to me... the rest of them n*ggas can get they own. -- DJ Massive Mike

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 17, 2025 01:45 PM (ExV1e)

43 >>>Ask JackStraw about luxury Cloud-Yachts.

I did not know that JackStraw was a luxury Cloud-Yacht girl.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 17, 2025 01:46 PM (dK+Kv)

44 If what that bitter woman says is true, I should have been lynched a long time ago, what with living in a 95%+ white rural town.

She really needs Jesus, because if she doesn't repent, she's gonna find eternity really, really...upsetting.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 17, 2025 01:46 PM (22p5n)

45
Question: who suffers more in this marriage?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2025 01:46 PM (tgvbd)

46 Well to a narcissist being ignored is worse than being hated. So the Obamas cannot accept that most people simply didn't care about them personally, even when they were the first family only about how Barky's policies were impacting us. And even the people who took joy in saying "she wore THAT in public" don't care now that she is not the first lady and a bit of a reflection on the country.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 17, 2025 01:46 PM (/jn/s)

47 No one wants a black woman because black women are horrible.

Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 01:46 PM (aTgV0)

48 Nobody likes a scowling, old, rich dunce with an IQ slightly higher than a pencil and his wiener strapped.

Posted by: Abby Darned at November 17, 2025 01:46 PM (mHvan)

49 > 28 Physically, in the second photo where she's wearing the grey top, Michelle is not unattractive . It's just that years of entitlement and blaming white people make her a nasty person and no, I will never be ready to have Michelle as President.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2025 01:44 PM (PFs9e)

Right. She's not a bad-looking woman when she isn't scowling. The problem is that she scowls virtually all the time.

The term RBF was invented for women like her.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2025 01:46 PM (qpyNK)

50 Aunt Esther lookalike.

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2025 01:47 PM (YwEeS)

51 Need a Crockett or Willis or Abrams post next and it'll be a #black_women_fatigue trifecta

Posted by: one hour sober at November 17, 2025 01:47 PM (Y1sOo)

52 "As a bonus, she claimed that black people don't learn how to swim because... I'm not clear on this, I guess because black people are afraid that water will bead in their naturally curly hair, and this will cause Venomous White Tongues to wag?"

This Horror Goblin stole that from a movie called "Nappily Ever After." Except in the movie, it was the girl's mom who was obsessed with straight hair and went to extreme lengths to keep it straight. There is literally a scene in the beginning at a pool that Mooch clearly stole from.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 17, 2025 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

53 Question: who suffers more in this marriage?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2025 01:46 PM (tgvbd)
---
All of us watching their train wreck of a relationship.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2025 01:47 PM (IBQGV)

54 38 she's so beautiful that her beauty "worthy of a conversation."

.. a short one
Posted by: SMOD at November 17, 2025 01:45 PM (RHGPo)

"Fuck, she's ugly."

"I know, right?"

*end of conversation*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2025 01:47 PM (JwNbV)

55 > 42 Michelle Obama says her parents were "suspicious of folks who took more than they needed."

That would be the same father who was a corrupt union thug Chicago politician?

Just checking, Mickey.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2025 01:48 PM (qpyNK)

56 Michelle Obama grew up in Chicago in the 1970's. She wants you to believe white people were killing blacks because of how they talked and what they wore.
____

Fun fact, the Bloods started out as a gang in Evanston made up of white kids attending Northwestern. They would kill the black kids that came up to visit who happened to be wearing the wrong colors. They joined up with the local Black Panthers chapter and moved to LA. Now you know... the rest of the story. Good day!

Posted by: Fractured Paul Harvey Tales at November 17, 2025 01:48 PM (Dv3i1)

57 She and Barky really are perfect for each other regardless of gender/sex. Both are completely narcissistic and absolutely insufferable.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 17, 2025 01:48 PM (bfwj/)

58 Damn she looks old.

Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 01:44 PM (aTgV0)

Hate ages a man.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 17, 2025 01:48 PM (ExV1e)

59 the narrative that this she-beast was somehow a world class beauty really pissed me off.

Posted by: nononeyouknowyouknow at November 17, 2025 01:45 PM (Iwv3U)

It is in your face gaslighting on something that is obviously and objectively not true.

No one ever, anywhere, in time or place, has fapped to Mooch the angry she-beast. Not even gay mocha messiah.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 17, 2025 01:48 PM (dK+Kv)

60 and yes, she coud've just gone with some f*cked up Angela Davis looking afro if''n she wanted to show off her blackness. Guess that would have accentuated her manly features and most everyone would be thinking she belonged on the 1974 New York Knicks.

Posted by: nononeyouknowyouknow at November 17, 2025 01:48 PM (Iwv3U)

61 I never learned to swim.

Where's my fucking check?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2025 01:48 PM (JwNbV)

62 What's really amusing is her complaining that white folks make her straighten her hair...while sporting straightened hair.

Did evil white people off-stage force a hot comb through her naps?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 17, 2025 01:48 PM (22p5n)

63 18 The complaint that baffled me the most was her claim that black people straighten their hair because white people make them do it.

Second most baffling was her claim that "black youths were being put to death for their clothing when she was young"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2025 01:42 PM (dfIr7)
'Fried, dyed, and laid to the side.'
-Cab Calloway, describing his hair, which style, by the way, was not forced on him by white people

Posted by: Eromero at November 17, 2025 01:48 PM (LHPAg)

64 In May, she complained about how "expensive" it is to live at the White House mansion rent-free, because, while she does allow that she did not have to pay for rent or for "staff" -- meaning, of course, the small army of butlers, cooks, personal assistants, chauffeurs and 24-7 personal security -- she did have to pay for, get this, all the food that she and her children ate, as well as paying for travel when she doesn't travel with her husband.

Probably Ike's most trusted advisor was his brother Milton, who would travel to the White House once a week. He stayed at the WH until he found out that Ike had to pay for the cost of his guest room; after that, he stayed at a hotel and paid for it himself.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 17, 2025 01:49 PM (ufSfZ)

65 I caution you about making broad generalizations, 11.

Posted by: fd at November 17, 2025 01:49 PM (vFG9F)

66 MO: White women, stop thinking about my black hair!

White women who never think about MO's hair: ???

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at November 17, 2025 01:49 PM (9b91n)

67 Being polite and pleasant can help you get by no matter what color your skin is.

Posted by: huerfano at November 17, 2025 01:49 PM (98kQX)

68 Pathetic.

How ever in the world does that poor, poor, woman(?) maintain any sense of dignity?

/

Posted by: JQ at November 17, 2025 01:49 PM (rdVOm)

69 Right. She's not a bad-looking woman when she isn't scowling. The problem is that she scowls virtually all the time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2025 01:46 PM

Until the Crying Game.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 17, 2025 01:49 PM (jc0TO)

70 "Hate ages a man.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic "

It really does.

Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 01:49 PM (aTgV0)

71 Michelle Obama is a menopausal woman taking a weight loss drug. Her hair is falling out.
But alas, the blame falls on whitey.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 17, 2025 01:49 PM (33LJY)

72 35 Pick a better country, as Ken Hamblin wrote.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

I loved The Black Avenger. Shook his hand once, Roger's too.

Posted by: Brush With Greatness II at November 17, 2025 01:49 PM (oftw2)

73 >>I did not know that JackStraw was a luxury Cloud-Yacht girl.

A guys gotta do what he has to do in this economy.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2025 01:49 PM (viF8m)

74 > 51 Need a Crockett or Willis or Abrams post next and it'll be a #black_women_fatigue trifecta
Posted by: one hour sober at November 17, 2025 01:47 PM (Y1sOo)

Don't forget me. My 15 minutes of fame isn't up yet.

Posted by: LaTittya James at November 17, 2025 01:49 PM (qpyNK)

75 Yeah I didn't see her out there campaigning for Winsome Sears.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 17, 2025 01:50 PM (snZF9)

76 You know the most destructive and intentionally evil part of Michelle's whining?

She knows she's not oppressed in any way, shape or form.

But she also knows that the audience who hears that she is oppressed--blacks--will hear, "if Michelle Obama is oppressed, what chance do I have?"

She is intentionally poisoning the minds of millions with destructive lies. She is injecting hate, pure hate, into the vein of America.
She wants black Americans to be hateful, resentful, bitter, hobbled and poor.
She is the slave master keeping them on the plantation with the chains of hate she forges with every carefully calculated word.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 17, 2025 01:50 PM (ot33c)

77 "Oh right it's her little-viewed podcast. She needs a podcast because the $500 million Netfilx deal, granted to the Obama's to do what they have always done for this ludicrous compensation, which is nothing"

A year or so ago I watched some apocalypse themed movie that the Obama's supposed produced. Plot had potential but it was one of the most painfully boring movies I have very watched. I manged to stay to the end because I kept thinking something interesting must happen soon. Big mistake.

I could believe the Obama's were actually involved and people kept telling them how brilliant and interesting it was.

Posted by: Ripley at November 17, 2025 01:50 PM (GUOwU)

78 She’s an ugly person. There isn’t an ounce of anything to be attracted to, including the bulge in his/her pants. Even Paul Lynde is puking and feverishly wiping his tongue with a towel.

Posted by: Abby Darned at November 17, 2025 01:50 PM (mHvan)

79 As to the claim that Black people don’t swim …

Then who were those kids I swam against at East Tech back in the late 60s

I mean yeah they weren’t good, but they swam all the events

Posted by: browndog doing the Fly at November 17, 2025 01:50 PM (zLdfG)

80
The only thing that distinguishes her from some ho doing a TikTok in a car is a degree from Princeton.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2025 01:50 PM (tgvbd)

81 "you dirty Sexists who are also Racists."

Thank you for the compliment! Made my day!

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at November 17, 2025 01:51 PM (gcUgZ)

82 >>>A year or so ago I watched some apocalypse themed movie that the Obama's supposed produced. Plot had potential but it was one of the most painfully boring movies I have very watched. I manged to stay to the end because I kept thinking something interesting must happen soon. Big mistake.

I never saw it but someone on Twitter claimed the movie's message was "Don't trust white people." Is that true?

Posted by: ace at November 17, 2025 01:51 PM (1wjle)

83 Is this bitch seriously bringing up brothers murdering each other for their Air Jordans as if that was Whitey's fault?

I think whoever is straightening your hair needs better ventilation at their shop.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2025 01:51 PM (JwNbV)

84 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 17, 2025 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

85 They're perfect for each other: The Muslim Brother Narcissus and his Tranny Goat-Lover Narcissa ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 17, 2025 01:51 PM (gM8RE)

86 Details are foggy, but didn't she got some do-nothing gig with a chicago hospital system shortly after Barry was elected a state senator? Something so utterly do- nothing that it couldn't possibly be seen as anything other than an attempt to gain favor?

Maybe somebody told her exactly what her 'qualifications' were, what her actual value was, and what their interest was in hearing her speak.

Because she's nursing a galaxy-scale grudge about something specific.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 17, 2025 01:51 PM (Oh1ux)

87 Moochbacca.
Let the Wookie whine.
Man hands.
*WOOF*

Posted by: Heirloominati at November 17, 2025 01:51 PM (euPbd)

88 Hooz bish dis iz?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 17, 2025 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

89 How in the world did anyone think this woman could be president?
Imagine her dealing with Putin or any world leader.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 17, 2025 01:51 PM (NpAcC)

90 And poor dear Michelle, who quadrupled the # of first lady staff, had to pay for a few things. Not the full-time dog minder or a lot of other things that were perks they were the first presidential family to have, but a few things.

But the picture of her in an interview last week, Michelle my belle, (RIP Rush) looked better than her WH years; apparently not having to be around Barky has improved things for her even though she still can't do anything but bitch and moan.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 17, 2025 01:51 PM (/jn/s)

91 If it's sexism and racism's fault she won't be president, then second look at sexism and racism?

Posted by: ... at November 17, 2025 01:51 PM (E0p3T)

92 > 42 Michelle Obama says her parents were "suspicious of folks who took more than they needed."

Didn't her mommy also live in the White House rent-free?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2025 01:52 PM (qpyNK)

93 She is intentionally poisoning the minds of millions with destructive lies. She is injecting hate, pure hate, into the vein of America.
She wants black Americans to be hateful, resentful, bitter, hobbled and poor.
She is the slave master keeping them on the plantation with the chains of hate she forges with every carefully calculated word.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
___

Unfortunately, my mom and sister, who I love dearly, believe her lies.

Beyond praying for them, not much more I can do to refute the lies, though I have tried.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 17, 2025 01:52 PM (22p5n)

94 Is this bitch seriously bringing up brothers murdering each other for their Air Jordans as if that was Whitey's fault?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2025 01:51 PM

In fairness, we invented shoes.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 17, 2025 01:52 PM (jc0TO)

95 Given Big Mike, Plaskett, Crockett, Tank or many others is it any wonder that black guys like white chicks, even ugly ones?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 17, 2025 01:52 PM (bfwj/)

96 I know it seems trivial, but, of all the gaslighting by the media during that administration, the narrative that this she-beast was somehow a world class beauty really pissed me off.

Race hatred, anger and self-loathing puts years on you. Ask me how I know.

Oh, and Mooch? It's not my fault you look like the third runner-up in a Leon Spinks lookalike contest. You did that to yourself.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 17, 2025 01:52 PM (ufSfZ)

97 I've reached the phase where I'm no longer angry, irritated, or even exasperated with the perpetually aggrieved. I'm just bored. I don't even sigh when I see it's a Michelle Obama complaint. I just skip straight to the comments and hope that its somehow gravitated to a movie thread.

Posted by: Wally at November 17, 2025 01:52 PM (t6nL5)

98
Has there been a more vocal former first lady? She hasn't shut up since she left. Maybe Eleanor Roosevelt?

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 17, 2025 01:52 PM (IifOV)

99
Something so utterly do- nothing that it couldn't possibly be seen as anything other than an attempt to gain favor?

__________

A $350k no-work job they got rid of the second she left.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2025 01:53 PM (tgvbd)

100 She puts the Sass in Sasquatch.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2025 01:53 PM (rO4EG)

101 How are the Obama girls doing these days, by the way?

Did the one they pimped out to Harvey Weinstein (twice!) start robbing gas stations yet?

Poor kids. Imagine growing up with those parents, then being used as a Hollywood pass-around.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2025 01:53 PM (qpyNK)

102 Didn't her mommy also live in the White House rent-free?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2025 01:52 PM

Well it was technically Government housing.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 17, 2025 01:53 PM (IifOV)

103 If only blacks could achieve the equality in white neighborhoods that white people feel in black neighborhoods, then we'll know the world has indeed "grown up".

Posted by: ... at November 17, 2025 01:53 PM (E0p3T)

104 She is intentionally poisoning the minds of millions with destructive lies. She is injecting hate, pure hate, into the vein of America.
She wants black Americans to be hateful, resentful, bitter, hobbled and poor.
She is the slave master keeping them on the plantation with the chains of hate she forges with every carefully calculated word.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 17, 2025 01:50 PM (ot33c)

Some of the richest slave owners were black.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 17, 2025 01:54 PM (snZF9)

105 I am surprised Mooch did not demand a salary for being Foist "Lady." Like Markle wondered when she was with the royals. For cutting ribbons and hugging people. The narcisssism is off the charts for these skanks who refuse afros.

As far as swimming, their bone density is higher than us inferior white peoples. Granted I have extra buoyancy from my front anatomy plus extra fat in my behind. Even when I was a slim supermodel I could float on my back and possibly be used as a floatation device in the event the ship sinks.

My runner husband sinks like black people, altho he is of Eastern Europe DNA. He dislikes swimming and I dislike running. He can swim, however, but not without effort like me.

Mooch needs to bring up her stellar (not) job, DEI hire, at a Chicago hospital. Where she would steer the unwashed and poors to another hospital. Which is in violation of EMTALA law. I still think this is why she no longer has a law license. She was making 200-300k for this job, as I recall.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 17, 2025 01:54 PM (WONhk)

106 This is projection. She thinks all day about white people, directing hatred at them -- she wrote her college "thesis" about her deep-seeded racial hate -- and so assumes that white people must be thinking about her all the time too, and we must think even worse of her, thus justifying her angry, bitter obsession with white people.

The Owebama's are NOTHING without racial division in this country and they will never stop trying to sow it, every last day of their miserable lives.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 17, 2025 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

107 I used to be fully on board to vote for a female president.

These days, I'm not so sure. The idea that what we really need is a <demographic> in there is part of the problem, and perhaps not as harmless as a slightly more progressive me used to think.

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2025 01:54 PM (krQz2)

108 She puts the Sass in Sasquatch.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2025 01:53 PM (rO4EG)

And the man in Abominable Snowman.

Posted by: ... at November 17, 2025 01:54 PM (E0p3T)

109 ... she's been on the covers of fashion magazines like Vogue and Cosmopolitan about 38,000 times.

--------------

He's no Melania ... but he should have been on several Sports illustrated and Playgirl covers as a New York Giants outside linebacker.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 17, 2025 01:54 PM (gM8RE)

110 I'd vote for zombie Harriet Tubman for President
She was a Christian and this is a picture of her which I have never seen before:

https://tinyurl.com/4d4xr73m

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2025 01:54 PM (PFs9e)

111 The only thing that distinguishes her from some ho doing a TikTok in a car is ~~a degree from Princeton~~ the coattails of the "man" she rode in on.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2025 01:50 PM (tgvbd)

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 17, 2025 01:55 PM (dK+Kv)

112 She's so uptown, I was surprised to read that she had recently uttered the southern contraction "y'all" in an interview. In her case, I'd say it was an instance of cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Paco at November 17, 2025 01:55 PM (mADJX)

113 People forget that pre Obama race relations and advancements for black people were at historic highs. Then the guy who alleged he was “one of them” along with the rise of the guilt ridden AWFL’s put an end to it. It didn’t reverse untilTrump came into his first term.

Go ahead and Google it. Look at the statistics by race. Obama was nothing but a jive turkey.

Posted by: Abby Darned at November 17, 2025 01:55 PM (mHvan)

114 Returning with the regularity of an unwanted season ...

Stop Being an Idiot: Paul Krugman Calls Bidenomics ‘Triumph that Nobody Appreciated’

Posted by: SMOD at November 17, 2025 01:55 PM (RHGPo)

115 And, literally, what has SHE ever done to earn a penny of this? Nothing. What little was done to earn these riches was done by her husband. Her wealth is entirely due to him.

Without him, she'd be a low lever lawyer at a mediocre law firm, or teaching at community college. It's absurd.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 17, 2025 01:55 PM (gDhA9)

116 Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.

This sad cunter is whining about how strong and stronk and empowered she and other black women are. But she is apparently completely powerless to resist the Evil Whitey Stare that forces black women to straighten their hair.

I don't think I've ever seen a pic of this hag without thousands of dollars of hair-care products and straightening.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 17, 2025 01:55 PM (iFTx/)

117 She has to feed the narrative of constantly being a victim to maintain her "blackness" -- it's just baked into that identify -- always the victim, the world is always out to get you.

Posted by: brak at November 17, 2025 01:55 PM (jGJov)

118 Ay yi yi. I honestly don’t think Michelle Obama is ugly, but I also don’t view her as some great beauty of historical proportions. I think it’s sad she believes white people don’t find black people attractive. Her husband should be a little clue how wrong she is here. She has used ozempic, which has made her face hallow, it diminished her looks significantly. Her attitude is also affecting people’s perception.

Posted by: Piper at November 17, 2025 01:55 PM (Wmg4n)

119
I used to be fully on board to vote for a female president.

These days, I'm not so sure.

_________

I'm sure: No. No way. No how.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2025 01:56 PM (tgvbd)

120 The murdering for Jordans bit always cracked me up. Even at their most expensive, Jordans were maybe 2% of the cost of a car. When black activists blamed whites for shoe murders, they were really saying, "We'd be justified in killing you and taking all your stuff."

Posted by: Wally at November 17, 2025 01:56 PM (t6nL5)

121 Michelle Hussein-Obama needs a ~~therapist~~ prostate exam.

Posted by: m at November 17, 2025 01:56 PM (abIsI)

122 As far as swimming, their bone density is higher than us inferior white peoples. Granted I have extra buoyancy from my front anatomy plus extra fat in my behind. Even when I was a slim supermodel I could float on my back and possibly be used as a floatation device in the event the ship sinks.

My runner husband sinks like black people, altho he is of Eastern Europe DNA. He dislikes swimming and I dislike running. He can swim, however, but not without effort like me.
___

I guess since I'm half&half, I have never had an issue with swimming, especially growing up in Hawai'i.

I never knew black people sink.

The things one learns here...

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 17, 2025 01:56 PM (22p5n)

123 108 She puts the Sass in Sasquatch.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2025 01:53 PM (rO4EG)

And the man in Abominable Snowman.
Posted by: ... at November 17, 2025 01:54 PM (E0p3T)

Nothing humble about that bumble.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2025 01:56 PM (JwNbV)

124
Beyond praying for them, not much more I can do to refute the lies, though I have tried.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 17, 2025 01:52 PM (22p5n)

Will do!!

Posted by: moki at November 17, 2025 01:57 PM (wLjpr)

125 This is a woman, ahem, we'll say, who apparently has never been happy a day in her entire life.
She's miserable, and she wants everybody to know she's miserable, and she wants everybody to know that the reason she's miserable and unhappy and insufferable etc etc is because of YOU, you lousy white people.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at November 17, 2025 01:57 PM (+4S8X)

126 So, they plugged Michelle Owebama into the ESPN analytics algorithm that tells coaches they need to go for it on 4th and 6 from their own side of the field on their first possession of the game?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 17, 2025 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

127 Harriet Tubman liked her guns
The left says "it's only because she didn't want to be enslaved"
Me "that's the point of the 2nd you idiots "

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 17, 2025 01:57 PM (bfwj/)

128 Frankly, we will never be good enough to deserve Michelle Obama.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 17, 2025 01:57 PM (xTIDn)

129 Aunt Zeituni never got to live in the White House, just public housing in Boston.

And I never got a dinner!

Posted by: Red Buttons, AKA Aaron Chwatt at November 17, 2025 01:57 PM (oftw2)

130 my mom always said if you don't have something nice to say don't say anything, so here goes...." "!

Posted by: DanMan at November 17, 2025 01:57 PM (8uzBS)

131 Hey moki!

How are you doing?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 17, 2025 01:58 PM (22p5n)

132 By the way, the Obama's used their Netflix deal to buy existing documentaries and sell them to Netflix. Seriously.

Netflix could have saved themselves hundreds of millions by cutting out the middleman.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 17, 2025 01:58 PM (gDhA9)

133 Just like 99% of women dress up for each other, 99% of black women straighten their hair (or wear wigs or extensions) to impress each other. Most of them don't even deny it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 17, 2025 01:58 PM (iFTx/)

134 At some point, a person has made enough money.

Posted by: Barky at November 17, 2025 01:58 PM (XeU6L)

135 You know the most destructive and intentionally evil part of Michelle's whining?

She knows she's not oppressed in any way, shape or form.

But she also knows that the audience who hears that she is oppressed--blacks--will hear, "if Michelle Obama is oppressed, what chance do I have?"

She is intentionally poisoning the minds of millions with destructive lies. She is injecting hate, pure hate, into the vein of America.
She wants black Americans to be hateful, resentful, bitter, hobbled and poor.
She is the slave master keeping them on the plantation with the chains of hate she forges with every carefully calculated word.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 17, 2025 01:50 PM (ot33c)

lol, that's why she's so angry. She's not even legitimately aggrieved and has to go around faking it, because that is all she knows.

What a sad loser.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 17, 2025 01:58 PM (dK+Kv)

136 Fun fact, the Bloods started out as a gang in Evanston made up of white kids attending Northwestern. They would kill the black kids that came up to visit who happened to be wearing the wrong colors. They joined up with the local Black Panthers chapter and moved to LA. Now you know... the rest of the story. Good day!
Posted by: Fractured Paul Harvey Tales
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Yes, but how does this relate to the Sharks vs Jets rivalry?

Posted by: Crusader at November 17, 2025 01:58 PM (TN0g+)

137 I know it seems trivial, but, of all the gaslighting by the media during that administration, the narrative that this she-beast was somehow a world class beauty really pissed me off

Yeah, but it lasted only a few months before the media started to fawn over her toned arms.

And conservative media had a fun time with her after that. Mooch was the fashion villain if alternate universe Piper wanted to give us torture threads.

I did ask this before, but for a brief while, I seem to recall it being frowned upon to call her Worf or Big Mike.

We were all so much more innocent then...

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 17, 2025 01:58 PM (Sco7b)

138
The story of Michelle Obama is like a woke Uncle Remus version of the Brothers Grimm story of "The Fisherman's Wife".*

*My Dennis Miller imitation for 2025.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 17, 2025 01:58 PM (iJfKG)

139 Harriet Tubman is one of my favorite gun-totin' Republicans.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2025 01:58 PM (qpyNK)

140 I think there was a whole lot of resentment in Michelle's life before she met Obama. He just exacerbated it .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2025 01:58 PM (PFs9e)

141
I never knew black people sink.

The things one learns here...
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 17, 2025 01:56 PM (22p5n)

Blacks actually do have a heavier bone density that causes them to not be as buoyant in water, but doesn't prevent the ability to swim.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 17, 2025 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

142 Actually I apologize to Aunt Esther, she was always nice to the Big Dummy.

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2025 01:59 PM (YwEeS)

143 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2025 01:58 PM (qpyNK)

Very interesting and brave woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2025 01:59 PM (PFs9e)

144 Stop Being an Idiot: Paul Krugman Calls Bidenomics ‘Triumph that Nobody Appreciated’
____

Here's a Triumph that not enough people appreciated -

https://tinyurl.com/355ztehe

Posted by: Fractured Paul Harvey Tales at November 17, 2025 01:59 PM (Dv3i1)

145 This is projection. She thinks all day about white people, directing hatred at them -- she wrote her college "thesis" about her deep-seeded racial hate -- and so assumes that white people must be thinking about her all the time too, and we must think even worse of her, thus justifying her angry, bitter obsession with white people.

I think she possesses some deep-seated, psychic discomfort with her own race.

Posted by: Paco at November 17, 2025 01:59 PM (mADJX)

146 Hmmm. The guy I was neck and neck with in a couple of swim quals including the two mile swim just happened to be black. I guess nobody told him he wasn’t supposed to be swimming.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2025 01:59 PM (4caix)

147 You know the most destructive and intentionally evil part of Michelle's whining?

She knows she's not oppressed in any way, shape or form.

But she also knows that the audience who hears that she is oppressed--blacks--will hear, "if Michelle Obama is oppressed, what chance do I have?"
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She's too *stupid* to make that connection.

"Yes", I'm aware that she went to whatever college and got whatever degree and passed whatever state bar. But that....thing...is truly *stupid*, all the rest of the story notwithstanding.

Posted by: Crusader at November 17, 2025 01:59 PM (TN0g+)

148 You didn't even get to her harangue about her hair. She is so vacuous.

Posted by: JEFFERY A TOPPS at November 17, 2025 02:00 PM (I5Ntb)

149 123 108 She puts the Sass in Sasquatch.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2025 01:53 PM (rO4EG)

And the man in Abominable Snowman.
Posted by: ... at November 17, 2025 01:54 PM (E0p3T)

And the Black in Creature from the Black Lagoon

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2025 02:00 PM (qpyNK)

150 By the way, the Obama's used their Netflix deal to buy existing documentaries and sell them to Netflix. Seriously.

Netflix could have saved themselves hundreds of millions by cutting out the middleman.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 17, 2025 01:58 PM (gDhA9)

I saw some black lady with the straightened hair and she had bright neon eyes.

Embrace your innate beauty. Black women can be beautiful, but not if they make themselves out to be horror-clown college rejects.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 17, 2025 02:00 PM (dK+Kv)

151 Michelle Obama grew up in Chicago in the 1970's.

I think I read that one. Growing Up Michael

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2025 02:00 PM (2YuLm)

152
I honestly don’t think Michelle Obama is ugly, but I also don’t view her as some great beauty of historical proportions.

__________

Have you ever seen a (I use the olden term) retarded person who has succeeded at something and the joy that bathes them in light? Compare with this battleax.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2025 02:00 PM (tgvbd)

153 Blacks actually do have a heavier bone density that causes them to not be as buoyant in water, but doesn't prevent the ability to swim.
Posted by: Sponge
___

I knew about the bone density, but enough that it makes them sink?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 17, 2025 02:00 PM (22p5n)

154 Remember:

The worst, most oppressive country in the world has created more black millionaires than any country on Earth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 17, 2025 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

155 >> Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 17, 2025 01:56 PM (22p5n)

You float because you’re awesome sarge. 👍🏻

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2025 02:00 PM (4caix)

156 So it is the fault of white people that she prefers straight hair and it's white beauty standards? Why doesn't she come out strong for natural hair then if it's so offensive, I see lots of people with their natural hair and it looks nice.

Posted by: Caligirl at November 17, 2025 02:00 PM (ttrGW)

157 I'm almost exactly neutrally buoyant. If i relax and keep myself vertical in the water, the water line is just about at the top of my head. Certainly above my eyes. Don't sink, but don't exactly float, either.

I hate water.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2025 02:00 PM (JwNbV)

158 118 Piper I honestly don’t think Michelle Obama is ugly

She is ugly, through and through, because she has an ugly attitude.
Gentleness of heart, sincere concern for people, generosity, faith -- these things shine through people, regardless of how their beauty stacks up against the beauty norms of the day.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at November 17, 2025 02:00 PM (+4S8X)

159 I guess since I'm half&half, I have never had an issue with swimming, especially growing up in Hawai'i.

I never knew black people sink.

The things one learns here...
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November

You made me snort laugh. Especially since I can see you with a dead pan face saying this.

Posted by: Piper at November 17, 2025 02:01 PM (Wmg4n)

160 I just watched a reaction video to Tucker Carlson's interview with Shawn Ryan. On the subject of transgender, Ryan says "I don't care about adults".

While I understand the popularity and the strategy of that statement, I can no longer support it. I *do* care about trans adults. I care that they trying to serve as an example of a *choice* that kids can grow into.

And there are plenty of such adults spreading the idea that "men can have babies" (if we just call people who think they are men "men"). No, it would be a mistake to say "I don't care about adults who identify."

The economy of ideas, to me, suggests that very few people trade in exact concepts. And that adjacent ideas have to be discouraged to get the proper straddle of the target.

Ultimately, I do not want to *suppress* anybody's decision, but that's not "I don't care about.." or if it is it just shows the meaning spread, which illustrates precisely my point of dealing with the spread of interpretations.

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2025 02:01 PM (krQz2)

161 The sad thing is, from a politically neutral stance, that the obamas had a unique opportunity to build up 'minorities' patriotism and their psychological framework by telling everyone that the time of racial grievance mongering was done. But, no, they had to coast on this perpetual anger, making things worse for the foreseeable future. What a waste.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2025 02:01 PM (mlg/3)

162 She has said in the past that she "felt like an outsider at Princeton".

Affirmative action will do that for you.

Big Mike regrets that she has nothing to offer the world except her own spectacular mediocrity.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 17, 2025 02:01 PM (1Nv0l)

163 So Big Mike would be happy if all white folks grew 'fros. Got it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 17, 2025 02:02 PM (bfwj/)

164 I still want the Tubbman $20

https://tinyurl.com/3v7kwzxe

"come with me if you want to live ... free"

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 17, 2025 02:02 PM (jc0TO)

165 It's really hard to find good chefs anymore.

Posted by: Barky at November 17, 2025 02:02 PM (XeU6L)

166 But she also knows that the audience who hears that she is oppressed--blacks--will hear, "if Michelle Obama is oppressed, what chance do I have?"

Her audience may well be white women, such that they redouble their efforts on xher behalf.

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2025 02:02 PM (2YuLm)

167 From Leo: Although "deep-seeded" may appear in some informal or non-professional writing, it is regarded as an eggcorn—a playful mishearing of a phrase that makes sense in a different context. In professional or edited writing, only "deep-seated" should be used.

Leo, btw, is probably the bottom of the AI barrel.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at November 17, 2025 02:02 PM (asXVI)

168 I never knew black people sink.

The things one learns here...

yep

if you spend enough time around here, you'll get a Ph.D in Mental Retardation

Posted by: kallisto at November 17, 2025 02:03 PM (dCxaZ)

169 I’m not really sure of wher the black people can’t swim thing came from, ever city pool in NYC was packed to the brim with black kids when I was growing up.

Also the beaches were pretty swamped with black people swimming.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 17, 2025 02:03 PM (Dm04q)

170 I remember reading a short biography of Frank Robinson on a baseball site. A childhood near drowning was blamed on ...racism.
""Perhaps as a byproduct of institutionalized racism in Oakland to which he was oblivious, Robinson never learned to swim. ""

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2025 02:03 PM (YwEeS)

171 Hey Piper, heh.

I just can't help myself sometimes.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 17, 2025 02:03 PM (22p5n)

172 She is living in a prison of her own making?
Honest question are there any black Olympic-level competitive swimmers?

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at November 17, 2025 02:03 PM (kTd/k)

173 You'd think the ancestral memory of the sharks that, I am told, still swim the routes of the Atlantic slave trade in search of scrumptious Africans would make African-Americans world-class swimmers.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 17, 2025 02:03 PM (JtU44)

174 Blacks actually do have a heavier bone density that causes them to not be as buoyant in water, but doesn't prevent the ability to swim.
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The term is "negative buoyancy". Its not fatal unless one never bothers to actually learn the technique(s) of swimming.

Posted by: Crusader at November 17, 2025 02:03 PM (TN0g+)

175 Blacks actually do have a heavier bone density that causes them to not be as buoyant in water, but doesn't prevent the ability to swim.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 17, 2025 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

Racist oppressors not letting them near a pool does that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 17, 2025 02:03 PM (DRSnL)

176 >>I never knew black people sink.

>>The things one learns here...

I'm whitey mcwhiterson and I am negatively buoyant. It actually worked in my favor for diving.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2025 02:03 PM (viF8m)

177 She puts the Sass in Sasquatch.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2025 01:53 PM (rO4EG)

And the man in Abominable Snowman.
Posted by: ... at November 17, 2025 01:54 PM (E0p3T)
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The thing in Barack.

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2025 02:04 PM (krQz2)

178 y yi yi. I honestly don’t think Michelle Obama is ugly, but I also don’t view her as some great beauty of historical proportions. I think it’s sad she believes white people don’t find black people attractive. Her husband should be a little clue how wrong she is here. She has used ozempic, which has made her face hallow, it diminished her looks significantly. Her attitude is also affecting people’s perception.
Posted by: Piper at November 17, 2025 01:55 PM (Wmg4n)
______

She's not physically ugly. I don't think she's aged well -- decades of hating half the country will do that -- but she's not ugly. She was kinda pretty in her 20s when she wore her hair more natural and wasn't as obsessed with herself.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 17, 2025 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

179 163 So Big Mike would be happy if all white folks grew 'fros. Got it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 17, 2025 02:02 PM

I always thought it was funny that the two white guys in The Jimi Hendrix Experience had better Afros than Jimi himself

Posted by: Josephistan at November 17, 2025 02:04 PM (y9ksN)

180 and most people are not in gay beard relationships where they wish to escape the oppression of their opposite-sex spouse.

Allegedly opposite-sex Ace. Don’t want you to get in trouble following the big reveal.

Posted by: Kratwurst at November 17, 2025 02:04 PM (uwpR7)

181 The continent of Africa leads in aquatic Gold Medals, the way tiny Norway dominates the Winter Olympics. It's just that the media won't report it, because raciss.

Posted by: Sportscenter at November 17, 2025 02:04 PM (oftw2)

182 being the most feted and overpraised do-nothing layabouts in human history

I first read that as fetid.

Despite its penguinesque connotations, upon reflection, I believe it is a more accurate description.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2025 02:04 PM (0sNs1)

183 Buoyancy is also a function of body fat. Fat floats.

But there's a reason you don't see many blacks in the lineup for olympic swim finals. They really are denser than whites.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 17, 2025 02:04 PM (1Nv0l)

184 Racist oppressors not letting them near a pool does that.
Posted by: Jordan61
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LOL!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 17, 2025 02:05 PM (22p5n)

185 I'm whitey mcwhiterson and I am negatively buoyant.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2025 02:03 PM (viF8m)
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Same here. Floating used to be a lot of work for me.

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2025 02:05 PM (krQz2)

186 Besides the swimming thing their weak ankles prevent them from ice skating(this was an old one I remember my dad saying LOL)

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2025 02:05 PM (YwEeS)

187 I knew about the bone density, but enough that it makes them sink?
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 17, 2025 02:00 PM (22p5n)

Internet says:

Adjusted bone density at various skeletal sites was 4.5-16.1% higher for black than for white men and was 1.2-7.3% higher for black than for white women.

But there are recent studies, only recent for some reason, where they attempt to show the difference.

Final determination:

The results indicated similarities in arm span, trunk flexibility, and full inspiration and exhalation of Black and White subjects. However, there were differences in body fat distribution (P ≤ 0.05) and buoyancies (P ≤ 0.01), with Whites storing more fat and having better buoyancy than Blacks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 17, 2025 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

188
There's more years-gone-by between the end of WWII and Now than the end of Civil War and start of WWII.

Civil War to WWII: 76 years
WWII to Today: 80 years

Theoretically, they were people alive during WWII who lived through the Civil War.

So what, you ask? It means we're Old.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 17, 2025 02:05 PM (M+0Lm)

189 Racist oppressors not letting them near a pool does that.
____

I let the black kids rub the hair on my legs underwater. True story!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 17, 2025 02:05 PM (Dv3i1)

190 His/her only redeeming feature is her/his hatred of Barky.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 17, 2025 02:05 PM (wBaIH)

191
I never knew black people sink.

Black people can't float because they weigh more than a duck.

Posted by: naturalfake of Camelot at November 17, 2025 02:05 PM (iJfKG)

192 Thanks for this, Ace. This creature has been floating through my timeline, and I have been unable to respond appropriately due to being flabbergasted. Or is it outraged? Flouterraged? Outgasted?

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at November 17, 2025 02:05 PM (asXVI)

193 > Why doesn't she come out strong for natural hair

Posted by: Caligirl at November 17, 2025 02:00 PM (ttrGW)

Indeed. As First Lady, her fashion choices influenced millions.

If she'd started wearing a 'fro, many would have followed suit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2025 02:05 PM (qpyNK)

194 Shawn Ryan. On the subject of transgender, Ryan says "I don't care about adults".

Ah, yes. The 'tolerance' strategy. Soon we'll be asked to embrace school shooters, as well.

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2025 02:06 PM (2YuLm)

195 The issue, other than her abhorrent lack of grace, lack of any gratefulness and race obsession, is that this woman socializes with the likes of Jeff Bezos and Tequila Billionaire George Clooney - so naturally in her pea brain all white people are carefree jet-setting Billionaires with mega yachts and villas on Lake Como. These are the people who twisted arms and cut corners to make the Obamas multi-millionaires in repayment for ruining the United States (while allowing them to become even richer) but she's too ego-invested and stupid to understand that she didn't earn any of it in any legitimate sense and that the $160M Net Worth was all a gift after the fact.

Posted by: MOLLY at November 17, 2025 02:06 PM (lYOMi)

196 Did evil white people off-stage force a hot comb through her naps?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 17, 2025 01:48 PM (22p5n)

It's emotional slavery, but you wouldn't understand because you are part of the cis-white-patriarchy!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2025 02:06 PM (n9ltV)

197 However, there were differences in body fat distribution (P ≤ 0.05) and buoyancies (P ≤ 0.01), with Whites storing more fat and having better buoyancy than Blacks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 17, 2025 02:05 PM

We come from the land of the ice and snow..

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 17, 2025 02:06 PM (jc0TO)

198 Michelle! / David Hogg 2032!

We can't lose!

Posted by: Denizens of Democratic Underground at November 17, 2025 02:06 PM (0sNs1)

199 >>Same here. Floating used to be a lot of work for me.

Floating is overrated.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2025 02:06 PM (viF8m)

200 The preznit has to pay for food? That’s kinda silly.
But it’s retarded for the mooch to complain about it.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 17, 2025 02:06 PM (u9SGQ)

201 As a bonus, she claimed that black people don't learn how to swim because... I'm not clear on this, I guess because black people are afraid that water will bead in their naturally curly hair, and this will cause Venomous White Tongues to wag?

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Blacks don't hike because their naturally curly hair acts as an ionizing air purifier filter attracting clouds of dust around their grills.

Everybody remember Pig-Pen from Peanuts! Yep, yet another racist dog whistle ... Like The Sun, The Moon, Planets, Stars, Galaxies, Universe, and Wildebeests -- Nature's Wilderness Be Racist, Yo!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 17, 2025 02:07 PM (gM8RE)

202 It's emotional slavery, but you wouldn't understand because you are part of the cis-white-patriarchy!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2025 02:06 PM (n9ltV)
__

Hehe.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 17, 2025 02:07 PM (22p5n)

203 How in the world did anyone think this woman could be president?
Imagine her dealing with Putin or any world leader.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 17, 2025 01:51 PM (NpAcC)

But have you seen her ARMS???

*swoon*

Posted by: Doof at November 17, 2025 02:07 PM (Ltmlv)

204 Same here. Floating used to be a lot of work for me.

Floating is overrated.
-------

It beats the alternative!

Posted by: Zombie Natalie Wood at November 17, 2025 02:07 PM (TN0g+)

205
Racist oppressors not letting them near a pool does that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 17, 2025 02:03 PM (DRSnL)

Remember, the world finally saw it's FIRST TRUE winter Olympic champion when a black man won a speed skating race, the world according to Bryant Gumbel.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 17, 2025 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

206 The sad thing is, from a politically neutral stance, that the obamas had a unique opportunity to build up 'minorities' patriotism and their psychological framework by telling everyone that the time of racial grievance mongering was done. But, no, they had to coast on this perpetual anger, making things worse for the foreseeable future. What a waste.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2025 02:01 PM (mlg/3)

Yep. I will always hate them extra for this. I grew up going to school sharecropper's kids' kids, them still living in the same sharecropper housing/plots.

The things we had in common were parents that wanted to see us succeed, improve our circumstances beyond that of our ancestors.

The shithead commie obamas came along and told all these kids, "The American dream isn't for you. White people don't want you to share in it." The incredible division, all for political power. It is pure evil.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 17, 2025 02:07 PM (dK+Kv)

207 she did have to pay for, get this, all the food that she and her children ate,

--

Did Barry get to eat for free?

Funny if they shopped at the local food pantry

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 17, 2025 02:07 PM (dE3DB)

208 "She puts the Sass in Sasquatch.

Posted by: garrett"

HAH

you magny basty.

Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 02:07 PM (aTgV0)

209 I dunno, I was a competitive swimmer back in the day, and there were plenty of black swimmers I competed against. Some were very good.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 17, 2025 02:08 PM (iFTx/)

210 "Hey, we took money from everyone in town by force, and opened a brand new swimming pool in town just for you!"

"Great. I'm gonna sling weed in the parking lot and maybe take a shit in the bushes later."

So oppressive.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2025 02:08 PM (JwNbV)

211 Floating is overrated.
____

Missed a chance to sock as Obama's personal chef.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 17, 2025 02:08 PM (Dv3i1)

212 Funny news for the Horde

Jeff Bezos is creating an AI called ... PROMETHEUS!
Obviously in honor of the movie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 17, 2025 02:08 PM (bfwj/)

213 Racist oppressors not letting them near a pool does that.
Posted by: Jordan61
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In Chicago, white people used to beat them up if they looked at a pool!

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2025 02:08 PM (krQz2)

214 176 I'm whitey mcwhiterson and I am negatively buoyant. It actually worked in my favor for diving. - JackStraw

My father was the same way. White as could be, and sank like a rock without vigorous paddling.

OF course, maybe the family tree holds some secrets I'm not aware of.

Posted by: Paco at November 17, 2025 02:08 PM (mADJX)

215 We all float down here🎈

Posted by: Pennywise at November 17, 2025 02:08 PM (y9ksN)

216 Another reason the fatiguers don't swim is sharks won't put up with their shiite.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 17, 2025 02:08 PM (wBaIH)

217 > I don't think she's aged well -- decades of hating half the country will do that

More like 95%. She hates all non-blacks. She hates all Republicans. She hates most black men. Pretty sure she was the one who sent Barack out to chide black men into voting for Kamala.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 17, 2025 02:08 PM (1Nv0l)

218 The Obamas apparently did have a black girl science cartoon or something. I doubt it was worth half a billion.

One of my favorite actresses, Candace Kozak, who's about 20 now did voice work for it. Sweet girl. I was happy she got work. Even tied to the Obamas.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 17, 2025 02:08 PM (Sco7b)

219 2024: vote for a (1/2) black woman or you’re racist
2025: vote for a black woman in Virginia and you’re racist

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 17, 2025 02:08 PM (u9SGQ)

220 Floating is overrated.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2025 02:06 PM (viF8m)

Disagree!

Posted by: Zombie Natalie Wood at November 17, 2025 02:08 PM (Ltmlv)

221 I guess since I'm half&half, I have never had an issue with swimming, especially growing up in Hawai'i.

I never knew black people sink.

The things one learns here...

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 17, 2025 01:56 PM (22p5n)

You might find this interesting. A Ranger was asked why there isn't many black rangers.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7NtCMBbR3Hc

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 17, 2025 02:09 PM (snZF9)

222 She puts the Sass in Sasquatch.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2025 01:53 PM (rO4EG)
________

I rather think she puts the quatch in Sasquatch

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 17, 2025 02:09 PM (iFTx/)

223 Blacks don't climb mountains do they? And when was the last time black people were the victims in a slasher flic?

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at November 17, 2025 02:09 PM (kTd/k)

224 Black people can't swim because roads are racist. Didn't you people learn anything from Mayor Pete?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2025 02:09 PM (viF8m)

225 Floating is overrated
Now you tell me - Natalie Wood

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 17, 2025 02:09 PM (bfwj/)

226 In Chicago, white people used to beat them up if they looked at a pool!
Posted by: Axeman

----

Well, it is MAGA country after all.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 17, 2025 02:09 PM (1Nv0l)

227 She puts the Sass in Sasquatch.

I'm old enough to remember when Ace would threaten to ban for such comparisons.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 17, 2025 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

228 By the way, the Obama's used their Netflix deal to buy existing documentaries and sell them to Netflix. Seriously.

Netflix could have saved themselves hundreds of millions by cutting out the middleman.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 17, 2025 01:58 PM (gDhA9)

But, of course, Netflix didn't give them the contract because they gave a shit about what the Obama's 'produced'.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 17, 2025 02:09 PM (ExV1e)

229 I am watching videos on EUV photolithography. (extreme ultra violet)
The machine that is used to print microchips.

Guys, I've decided we are damned close to "witchcraft" in our technology.

This lower powered laser is shot at a liquid blob of pure tin shooting across the chamber.
That flattens the blob and a second stronger laser then hits it.
Which causes the tin to release EUV as the electrons change energy levels. Because, as you know, EUV does not occur naturally. With high-speed cameras tracking the tin blob across the chamber to time the shots.
Something at only like 60k per second.
And it's all collected, focused, directed and then writes the microchip.
Which is so small writing, it could write the entire text of every book from a typical library out on the chip.

Witchcraft

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 17, 2025 02:10 PM (ot33c)

230 They use Michelle to bitch about life as a black person because everyone knows Barack is barely black and it wouldn't have any affect on anyone. This shit works on women though.

Posted by: ... at November 17, 2025 02:10 PM (E0p3T)

231 Remember Joe Biden ran into Corn Pop while being a lifeguard at the pool

Posted by: Josephistan at November 17, 2025 02:10 PM (y9ksN)

232 So does nobody in Africa swim?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 17, 2025 02:10 PM (u9SGQ)

233 Floaters don't flush as well as sinkers.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA & Cuck-CCP) at November 17, 2025 02:10 PM (946Hf)

234 203 How in the world did anyone think this woman could be president?
Imagine her dealing with Putin or any world leader.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 17, 2025 01:51 PM (NpAcC)

But have you seen her ARMS???

*swoon* - doof

Well, if we ever get to the point where candidates arm wrestle for the presidency, she's got a good shot.

Posted by: Paco at November 17, 2025 02:10 PM (mADJX)

235 Black people can't float because they weigh more than a duck.

Posted by: naturalfake of Camelot at November 17, 2025 02:05 PM (iJfKG)
---
Thus, the scientific method of witch detection does not work for black witches.

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2025 02:10 PM (krQz2)

236 She got a hefty raise at the hospital she worked at once Obama was elected.

She comes across not only bitter, but dumb in a Kamala Harris without the giggle kinda way.

I'm thinking DEI before it was fashionable.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 17, 2025 02:10 PM (FxH7T)

237 Was it about a year ago when we were hearing that Bararck and Mike were getting divorced?

Whatever happened to that?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2025 02:10 PM (dGCAG)

238 211 Floating is overrated

Mary Jo Kopechne disagrees.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 17, 2025 02:11 PM (Sco7b)

239 Michelle Obama grew up in Chicago in the 1970's. She wants you to believe white people were killing blacks because of how they talked and what they wore. @MichelleObama needs a therapist -- and Jesus

------------------

Would you believe a Cross and a Silver Bullet?

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 17, 2025 02:11 PM (gM8RE)

240 She is just repeating what all leftists believe.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 17, 2025 02:11 PM (9ipOP)

241
You kind of have to admire her ability to get WORSE every single time she speaks. You'd think there was a limit, but no.

Posted by: American Hawkman at November 17, 2025 02:11 PM (9VDxG)

242 Float like a bumble fly sting like a bee!

Or some stupid shit. Can't remember.

Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 02:11 PM (aTgV0)

243 > The worst, most oppressive country in the world has created more black millionaires than any country on Earth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 17, 2025 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

Barring a few intervals when the US intervened to make them stop mass-murdering each other for a while, Haiti has been ruled by blacks since 1804.

Wakanda it ain't.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2025 02:11 PM (qpyNK)

244 More like 95%. She hates all non-blacks. She hates all Republicans. She hates most black men. Pretty sure she was the one who sent Barack out to chide black men into voting for Kamala.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 17, 2025 02:08 PM (1Nv0l)

She hates black women too. Michelle resents and envies everyone.

Posted by: ... at November 17, 2025 02:11 PM (E0p3T)

245
But have you seen her ARMS???

*swoon*
Posted by: Doof at November

When she was working out religiously, her arms really were fantastic.

Posted by: Piper at November 17, 2025 02:11 PM (OoFl2)

246 227 She puts the Sass in Sasquatch.

I'm old enough to remember when Ace would threaten to ban for such comparisons.

Why, are Ace and Sasquatch pals?

Posted by: Paco at November 17, 2025 02:11 PM (mADJX)

247 She's a fucking ape. Read about her at Princeton, she was deep into her grievances then.

Posted by: M. Gaga at November 17, 2025 02:11 PM (zeLd4)

248 Michelle Obama is -

[ ] Butterface
[ ] Not Butterface

?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 17, 2025 02:11 PM (Dv3i1)

249 I sort of assume, since I'm a white person, that I'm part of the "we all float down here" crowd.

At least, according to Michelle.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 17, 2025 02:12 PM (UJMvS)

250 232 So does nobody in Africa swim?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 17, 2025 02:10 PM (u9SGQ)

nope

nor in the Caribbean, Polynesia, South America...

Posted by: kallisto at November 17, 2025 02:12 PM (dCxaZ)

251 We all float down here🎈

Posted by: Pennywise

It's true.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy in Hell at November 17, 2025 02:12 PM (4DY5T)

252 Jeff Bezos is creating an AI called ... PROMETHEUS!
Obviously in honor of the movie
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 17, 2025 02:08 PM (bfwj/)

Not true.

Bezos' AI is called Prometheus because it sets your computer on fire when you use it.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 17, 2025 02:12 PM (iJfKG)

253 "I thought you people couldn't ski. Or is it swim?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYpzPqCJkGg

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at November 17, 2025 02:12 PM (asXVI)

254 She says "we've all got some growing up to do" and that's the Unroyal We, by "we" she means "you."

-----------------

So she's -- unexpectedly -- no longer proud of her country?

"When will you realize ...
North Korea waits For You."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 17, 2025 02:12 PM (gM8RE)

255 You might find this interesting. A Ranger was asked why there isn't many black rangers.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 17, 2025 02:09 PM (snZF9)
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Duh. Because the other rangers have different colors!

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2025 02:12 PM (krQz2)

256 Does she even give credit to white Democrats?

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at November 17, 2025 02:12 PM (kTd/k)

257 248 Michelle Obama is -

[ ] Butterface
[ ] Not Butterface

?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 17, 2025 02:11 PM (Dv3i1)

[ ] I Can't Believe It's Not Butt, Her Face.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2025 02:12 PM (JwNbV)

258 I dunno, I was a competitive swimmer back in the day, and there were plenty of black swimmers I competed against. Some were very good.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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Yeah, just like there are plenty of good white sprinters. Until you get to the very elite level where racial genetic differences really matter.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 17, 2025 02:12 PM (1Nv0l)

259
"When will you realize ...
Somalia waits For You."

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Fixed.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 17, 2025 02:13 PM (gM8RE)

260 "So does nobody in Africa swim?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald"

Africans swam from Africa to Australia.

Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 02:13 PM (aTgV0)

261 But have you seen her ARMS???

*swoon*
Posted by: Doof at November 17, 2025 02:07 PM

In before Michelle Fields comments.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2025 02:13 PM (0sNs1)

262 > 225 Floating is overrated
Now you tell me - Natalie Wood
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 17, 2025 02:09 PM (bfwj/)

No one told me either.

I guess I should've stayed on the beach, huh?

Posted by: Dennis Wilson at November 17, 2025 02:13 PM (qpyNK)

263 In comparison to Michelle, look how easy Trump has had it. Everything handed to him. Media practically anointed him president from day 1. The privileges of being white and male.

Posted by: ... at November 17, 2025 02:13 PM (E0p3T)

264 So does nobody in Africa swim?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 17, 2025 02:10 PM (u9SGQ)

nope

nor in the Caribbean, Polynesia, South America...
Posted by: kallisto at November 17, 2025 02:12 PM (dCxaZ)
_____

They do in Wakanda. I'm pretty sure there was a scene where the cool black warlord guy jumped into the river (?) to fight those weird fishmen rejects.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 17, 2025 02:13 PM (iFTx/)

265 South Africa is the sharkiest place I've ever seen. Lots of big sharks with bad attitudes.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2025 02:14 PM (viF8m)

266 I've noticed there aren't many black pole vaulters.

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at November 17, 2025 02:14 PM (kTd/k)

267 Witchcraft
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 17, 2025 02:10 PM (ot33c)

I hear ya

our grandparents were impressed and thrilled by radio and television technology, about jet planes and super fast trains

that all sounds prehistoric now

Posted by: kallisto at November 17, 2025 02:14 PM (dCxaZ)

268 232 So does nobody in Africa swim?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 17, 2025 02:10 PM (u9SGQ)

Not for long due to both crocodiles and hippos.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 17, 2025 02:14 PM (WONhk)

269 Wakanda it ain't.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2025 02:11 PM (qpyNK)
---
i.e.: We wuz KANGS with Vibranium and Shit!

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2025 02:14 PM (krQz2)

270 Michelle Obama is -

[ ] Butterface
[ ] Not Butterface

?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 17, 2025 02:11 PM (Dv3i1)

More like butter her whole body to get her through the door

Posted by: ... at November 17, 2025 02:14 PM (E0p3T)

271 232 So does nobody in Africa swim?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 17

Between the crocodiles and hippos that could be hiding in any body of water, I wouldn't.

Posted by: Josephistan at November 17, 2025 02:14 PM (y9ksN)

272 You might find this interesting. A Ranger was asked why there isn't many black rangers.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7NtCMBbR3Hc
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
___

Thanks Berserker.

I grew up as a military brat in Cali and Hawaii, so I have little experience being around predominately black communities that don't swim.

I kinda reasoned that there are few blacks in SpecOps due to lack of desire, but not being able to swim would be a huge barrier.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 17, 2025 02:14 PM (22p5n)

273 Karoline Leavitt @PressSec

"A criminal illegal immigrant who was released into the U.S. under the Biden administration and began working as a commercial truck driver has been arrested over alleged ties to terrorism."

X: https://bit.ly/4p7Zjn6

Bonus: SEMA Truck Destroyed After Illegal California CDL Semi Truck Driver Crashes Again!

YouTube: https://bit.ly/481yLNI

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 17, 2025 02:14 PM (P5BPp)

274 Mary Jo Kopechne disagrees.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 17, 2025 02:11 PM (Sco7b)

Speaking of, I heard a story recently, that Teddy actually strangled her before he dumped her and the car in the drink.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2025 02:14 PM (dGCAG)

275 266 I've noticed there aren't many black pole vaulters.
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at November 17, 2025 02:14 PM (kTd/k)

To their great credit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2025 02:14 PM (JwNbV)

276 Ewoks and Sasquatch share a genome.

Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 02:15 PM (aTgV0)

277 248 Michelle Obama is -

[ ] Butterface
[ ] Not Butterface

?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 17, 2025 02:11 PM (Dv3i1

The idea that it's just her face holding her back from medaling in Hot Girl Olympics is something else.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 17, 2025 02:15 PM (JtU44)

278 They do in Wakanda. I'm pretty sure there was a scene where the cool black warlord guy jumped into the river (?) to fight those weird fishmen rejects.

does this have something to do with the Avatar movie??

to this day I cannot believe I was talked into that shit waste of time

Posted by: kallisto at November 17, 2025 02:15 PM (dCxaZ)

279 Why, are Ace and Sasquatch pals?
Posted by: Paco at November 17, 2025 02:11 PM

Well, when two creatures who are very furry love each other ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2025 02:15 PM (0sNs1)

280 I had dandruff.

Posted by: Louis Mountbatten at November 17, 2025 02:15 PM (jc0TO)

281 Witchcraft

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 17, 2025 02:10 PM (ot33c)

Yeah, I've been out of that game a while, and even mumbledy years ago it was borderline witchcraft.

Now, it seems that the only limits are in your imagination and budget.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 17, 2025 02:15 PM (dK+Kv)

282 > 266 I've noticed there aren't many black pole vaulters.
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at November 17, 2025 02:14 PM (kTd/k)

I'm more of a pole smoker, myself.

Posted by: Barack "Gaylord" Obama at November 17, 2025 02:15 PM (qpyNK)

283 Floating is overrated
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Not if you wanted the unrestricted swimming pass at camp it wasn't.

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2025 02:15 PM (krQz2)

284 160 Ultimately, I do not want to *suppress* anybody's decision, but that's not "I don't care about.." or if it is it just shows the meaning spread, which illustrates precisely my point of dealing with the spread of interpretations.
Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2025 02:01 PM (krQz2)
One cares about adult transgenders, just as one cares about adult drug addicts. Life-changing and, too often, inflicts irreversible harm.

Posted by: EveR at November 17, 2025 02:15 PM (GMel5)

285 When I see assholes on jet skis, they’re not 100% black but it’s pretty close. Apparently blacks don’t comprehend the term “no wake zone e”. Must be due to the racist bridges or something.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 17, 2025 02:15 PM (u9SGQ)

286 I know a woman who worked as a lifeguard at a waterpark when she was a teen in Georgia. When the school bus from the Day Camp pulled up, the lifeguards would say "Here comes another busload of sinkers".

The ones on duty at the landing pools would have to yell all day "Stand Up!"

Posted by: Came This Close To Drowning at November 17, 2025 02:16 PM (oftw2)

287 Have you noticed there are no Chinese pole vaulters?

What the fuck is up with that?

Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 02:16 PM (aTgV0)

288 I've noticed there aren't many black pole vaulters.
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at November 17, 2025 02:14 PM (kTd/k)

Lots of runners, though.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 17, 2025 02:16 PM (dK+Kv)

289 My Head & Shoulders washed up on the beach.

Posted by: Louis Mountbatten at November 17, 2025 02:17 PM (jc0TO)

290 Everybody remember Pig-Pen from Peanuts! Yep, yet another racist dog whistle ... Like The Sun, The Moon, Planets, Stars, Galaxies, Universe, and Wildebeests -- Nature's Wilderness Be Racist, Yo!
Posted by: ShainS
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My favorite cartoon character was the Bloom County nerdy black kid, Oliver Wendall Jones

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2025 02:17 PM (XeU6L)

291 A lot of lady pole vaulters are pleasing in appearance.

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at November 17, 2025 02:17 PM (kTd/k)

292 Lots of runners, though.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 17, 2025 02:16 PM (dK+Kv)

Only because LA cops are rayciss.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2025 02:17 PM (dGCAG)

293 ***She claimed she didn't receive the "grace" other presidential families did.
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Pig's Eye, when meeting Her Grace, Queen of England, put her hands on the Queen a complete and total breach of etiquette and protocol. Grace, in a pig's eye.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 17, 2025 02:17 PM (225ln)

294 But have you seen her ARMS???

*swoon*
Posted by: Doof at November

When she was working out religiously, her arms really were fantastic.
Posted by: Piper at November 17, 2025 02:11 PM (OoFl2)

In a manly way, perhaps

Posted by: Doof at November 17, 2025 02:18 PM (Ltmlv)

295
When she was working out religiously, her arms really were fantastic.
Posted by: Piper at November 17, 2025 02:11 PM (OoFl2)

I would doubt that bitch has done anything 'religiously' other than grift. Even in her limelight as a First 'Lady,' her arms were tone, but not fantastic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 17, 2025 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

296 Thanks Berserker.

I grew up as a military brat in Cali and Hawaii, so I have little experience being around predominately black communities that don't swim.

I kinda reasoned that there are few blacks in SpecOps due to lack of desire, but not being able to swim would be a huge barrier.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 17, 2025 02:14 PM (22p5n)

For me it's heights. No frigging way I'm jumping out of an airplane. Hell no.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 17, 2025 02:18 PM (snZF9)

297 263, the irony is strong! lol!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 17, 2025 02:18 PM (Cjt/F)

298 My favorite cartoon character was the Bloom County nerdy black kid, Oliver Wendall Jones
Posted by: Mike Hammer
___

He was one of my favorites.

But for some reason Steve Dallas struck a chord in me.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 17, 2025 02:18 PM (22p5n)

299 "A lot of lady pole vaulters are pleasing in appearance.
Posted by: Still lurking up north"

Oh my goodness yes.

Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 02:18 PM (aTgV0)

300 I don't imagine there are a lot of black ski jumpers.

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at November 17, 2025 02:18 PM (kTd/k)

301 *Wendell

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2025 02:19 PM (XeU6L)

302 My Head & Shoulders washed up on the beach.

Posted by: Louis Mountbatten at November 17, 2025 02:17 PM (jc0TO)

F*CK YOU DANDRUFF!!!!

Posted by: Mini Troy Polamalu at November 17, 2025 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

303 Because if America was really as bad as you say, Michelle, you wouldn't be living the American Dream at the very top of it.

-----------------

[Just in time for the holiday season, Netflix brings you The Ungrateful Mirror Universe to Planes, Trains, and Automobiles:]

"American Nightmare 2: Trannies, Strippers, and Pitchforks."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 17, 2025 02:19 PM (gM8RE)

304 16 So, at this point, Big Mike is just trying to actively GOAD white people into beating up, killing, or expelling blacks, right?
Posted by: XTC
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Had to get offline for a bit, but one thing you might consider--Air Force National Guard or Navy Reserve. Depending on the state, you can get reduced tuition (or none in some states) for college, get some GI Bill stipends for ancillary training/college, perhaps a signing bonus for some fields (hard dirty work often), and a job skill. I don't advise Army National Guard (dad was an Army officer and retired from it before farming). Army tends to treat people like shit, especially junior enlisted. And the Natl Guard or Reserves is not a full time gig allowing you after your training to seek and hold related civilian employment.

Air Force also has a Community College that is well regarded where you can get credits for doing the job you do in the Air Force. Grandfather was Navy but I know much less about the modern Navy but some folks here do. Both the AF and Navy are technical services so you can get some savvy, qualify for a VA home loan, and most probably a job training with education credits on exiting.

Posted by: whig at November 17, 2025 02:19 PM (WDjG6)

305 For me it's heights. No frigging way I'm jumping out of an airplane. Hell no.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
___

I thought about going Air Assault, then I came to my senses.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 17, 2025 02:19 PM (22p5n)

306 "I've noticed there aren't many black pole vaulters."

Don't forget about me!

Posted by: Don Lemon at November 17, 2025 02:20 PM (t6nL5)

307 I've noticed there aren't many black pole vaulters.
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at November 17, 2025 02:14 PM (kTd/k)

Lots of runners, though.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 17, 2025 02:16 PM (dK+Kv)
_____

Who even notices pole vaulters except when their dicks flap around and get all the ladies and fags excited?

I dated a Jamaican girl who was a star track and field athlete, and she did the pole vault. That wasn't her main event, but she did it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 17, 2025 02:20 PM (iFTx/)

308 The sharks still patrol the slave ship routes. They developed a love for dark meat.

Posted by: Major Owens Sad Refrain at November 17, 2025 02:20 PM (oftw2)

309 "Now she also complains bitterly that young black people are under increased vigilance when they enter stores -- I'm sure there's no FBI crime statistics that could possibly explain that increased vigilance -- and that white people routinely kill black people if they don't carry the right designer hand-bags."
>>>

This paranoia probably explains why the Obama Library building in Chicago looks like a Berlin Flakturm - Whitey might try to tear it down, like how the stone tower in the movie "The War Lord" was attacked by the Frisians.

The Frisians!

Posted by: mrp at November 17, 2025 02:20 PM (rj6Yv)

310 Mooch needs to bring up her stellar (not) job, DEI hire, at a Chicago hospital. Where she would steer the unwashed and poors to another hospital. Which is in violation of EMTALA law. I still think this is why she no longer has a law license. She was making 200-300k for this job, as I recall.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 17, 2025 01:54 PM (WONhk)
==
If you ever have a chance to run into Chicago lawyers who knew of her law career before her gig at the U of C, ask them about her. Their description is very much like her behavior on this publicity tour. She has always been entitled, and always has done as little actual work as possible. Not that her husband was any less lazy.

Posted by: Black JEM at November 17, 2025 02:20 PM (GZYu7)

311 >>Floating is overrated.

But drown-proofing isn't.

Posted by: one hour sober at November 17, 2025 02:20 PM (Y1sOo)

312 Trannies, and Strippers, and Pitchforks.
Oh, my!
Trannies, and Strippers, and Pitchforks.
Oh, my!

Posted by: Friends of Dorothy at November 17, 2025 02:20 PM (qpyNK)

313 285 When I see assholes on jet skis, they’re not 100% black but it’s pretty close. Apparently blacks don’t comprehend the term “no wake zone e”. Must be due to the racist bridges or something.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at

Trust me when I tell you assholes on jet skis is not limited when it comes to color of skin.

Posted by: Piper at November 17, 2025 02:20 PM (OoFl2)

314 Jumping out of a plane? ohhellnaw.

I hate flying enough as it is.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 17, 2025 02:20 PM (22p5n)

315 The idea that it's just her face holding her back from medaling in Hot Girl Olympics is something else.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

A checkbox for [ ] Other was implied.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 17, 2025 02:20 PM (Dv3i1)

316 her deep-seeded racial hate

Deep seated. Don't go all Millennial on us Ace.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 17, 2025 02:20 PM (2ocoG)

317 Everybody remember Pig-Pen from Peanuts! Yep, yet another racist dog whistle ... Like The Sun, The Moon, Planets, Stars, Galaxies, Universe, and Wildebeests -- Nature's Wilderness Be Racist, Yo!
Posted by: ShainS

Grass and trees that provide shade is ultra racist.

Every suburban backyard is basically a KKK clubhouse.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 17, 2025 02:21 PM (u9SGQ)

318 BurtTC....would any of us be surprised?

Not to step on Joe's turf, but just to get Mooch out of my mind before a last few beers, Madison Pettis is now mid 20's. She has the most incredibly beautiful, long curly hair I have ever seen.

This is a link to images at google. Seriously, amazing.

https://tinyurl.com/mpsssrpy

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 17, 2025 02:21 PM (Sco7b)

319 For me it's heights. No frigging way I'm jumping out of an airplane. Hell no.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 17, 2025 02:18 PM (snZF

I don't like heights much either. Serious climbing is not for me. But jumping? It's so easy. You step off and everything kind of just happens. There's not even really time to be bothered, and you're making so few decisions that it's hard to screw up.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 17, 2025 02:21 PM (JtU44)

320 "The sharks still patrol the slave ship routes. They developed a love for dark meat.
Posted by: Major Owens Sad Refrain"

Go fuck yourself asshole.

Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 02:21 PM (aTgV0)

321 My parents and grandparents immigrated here from Italy. It was not in their culture to swim, since they were mountain people, and their nearest body of water was a very ford-able small river. To my mom's great credit, she enrolled us in the Moms 'n Tots swim class at the local 'Y".

She embraced this new aquatic pastime and my brother and I are eternally grateful to her for her thinking outside of her cultural box.

My point is: sometimes the avoidance or inability to swim is cultural and has little to do with bone density.

Posted by: kallisto at November 17, 2025 02:21 PM (dCxaZ)

322 My Head & Shoulders washed up on the beach.
Posted by: Louis Mountbatten at November 17, 2025 02:17 PM (jc0TO)

I'm all out of Head and Shoulders, but here, have some Irish Spring.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2025 02:21 PM (dGCAG)

323 287 Have you noticed there are no Chinese pole vaulters?

What the fuck is up with that?
Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 02:16 PM (aTgV0)

"What events to you want to compete in, Ping?"

"I wanna be poh--... pouw... pouw bawt.... oh, fuck it, i'll just run."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2025 02:21 PM (JwNbV)

324 I'm not sure who that dude is, but he's very unattractive.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 17, 2025 02:22 PM (FQbbs)

325 Trust me when I tell you assholes on jet skis is not limited when it comes to color of skin.
Posted by: Piper at November 17, 2025 02:20 PM (OoFl2)

Right I said it wasn’t 100%. In my experience it’s more often than not that the assholes are of a certain melanin content. Specifically when it comes to ignoring no wake zones.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 17, 2025 02:22 PM (u9SGQ)

326 Posted by: whig at November 17, 2025 02:19 PM (WDjG6)

HEy!!!!!

Posted by: ... at November 17, 2025 02:22 PM (E0p3T)

327 Now she also complains bitterly that young black people are under increased vigilance when they enter stores
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Maybe she meant 'have increased vigilance when young black people enter your store'.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 17, 2025 02:22 PM (Dv3i1)

328 I am sorry. I have to say this.

Michelle is looking more and more like Teal'c every year. At some point she is going to have to surrender to her fate and get that weird-ass gold sigil embossed on her brow.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2025 02:23 PM (rbvCR)

329 300 I don't imagine there are a lot of black ski jumpers.
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at November 17, 2025 02:18 PM (kTd/

There aren’t many southern ones, either.

Posted by: Piper at November 17, 2025 02:23 PM (OoFl2)

330 I've noticed there aren't many black pole vaulters.
Posted by: Still lurking up north
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That's a good point. There should be. Assuming equal skill, it's all just about speed and arm strength. Kinetic energy converted to potential energy and all that. Blacks should be world champs.

Add that to Mooch's list of grievances for her next appearance.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 17, 2025 02:23 PM (1Nv0l)

331
You know why you are not "respected" (by your lights), Moochelle?

Because you are BORING and DULL-WITTED. You bring no new insights to anything or anyone outside of your Jenny One-Note rendition of, "Poor, poor pitiful me."

Work on changing that, dullard.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 17, 2025 02:23 PM (FNphl)

332 The Paolo, he is disappointed that no one has brought him up with this talk of "bone density"

Posted by: The Paolo at November 17, 2025 02:23 PM (y9ksN)

333 When I see assholes on jet skis, they’re not 100% black but it’s pretty close. Apparently blacks don’t comprehend the term “no wake zone e”. Must be due to the racist bridges or something.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at

Trust me when I tell you assholes on jet skis is not limited when it comes to color of skin.
Posted by: Piper at November 17, 2025 02:20 PM (OoFl2)
_____

I'm an asshole on jet skis and I'm white as milk on snow

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 17, 2025 02:23 PM (iFTx/)

334 > 322 My Head & Shoulders washed up on the beach.
Posted by: Louis Mountbatten at November 17, 2025 02:17 PM (jc0TO)

I'm all out of Head and Shoulders, but here, have some Irish Spring.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2025 02:21 PM (dGCAG)

Erin Go Boom.

Posted by: Friends of Dorothy at November 17, 2025 02:23 PM (qpyNK)

335 Trust me when I tell you assholes on jet skis is not limited when it comes to color of skin.
Posted by: Piper at November 17, 2025 02:20 PM (OoFl2)

Pudgy red haired dudes. Like, 99% of the time.

Not even exaggerating.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2025 02:23 PM (JwNbV)

336 Her worst nightmare would be to face the reality that nobody else gives a fucking shit about her hair.

Posted by: ... at November 17, 2025 02:23 PM (E0p3T)

337
Stand up, hook up, Shuffle to the door
Jump right out and count to four
And if my chute don't open wide
I have another one by my side
And if that chute don't open round
I'll be the first one on the ground.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2025 02:24 PM (0sNs1)

338 Whatever happened to the Obama's adopted daughters, Sausage and Melanoma?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 17, 2025 02:24 PM (xvV+O)

339 >>For me it's heights.

Me too. As Curly said, terra firma. The more firma the less terra.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2025 02:24 PM (viF8m)

340 This is projection. She thinks all day about white people, directing hatred at them -- she wrote her college "thesis" about her deep-seeded racial hate -- and so assumes that white people must be thinking about her all the time too, and we must think even worse of her, thus justifying her angry, bitter obsession with white people.

When Michelle was growing up, the black radio stations in Chicago regularly referred to "The Plan", which was a conspiracy theory that said that white leaders regularly got together to plot how to keep black people down.

Chicago had the headquarters of the Black Muslims, and was the center for black nationalism in the US.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 17, 2025 02:24 PM (xTIDn)

341
Right I said it wasn’t 100%. In my experience it’s more often than not that the assholes are of a certain melanin content. Specifically when it comes to ignoring no wake zones.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Go to any GA lake. You will have the polar opposite experience.

Posted by: Piper at November 17, 2025 02:24 PM (OoFl2)

342 She claimed she didn't receive the "grace" other presidential families did.
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The grace train runs both ways, bitch.

Posted by: ... at November 17, 2025 02:25 PM (E0p3T)

343 There was a significant part of my life where I wanted to skydive. I still would, despite my fear of heights. But, I was the only one that would climb my dad's 65' tower in the back yard to work on his antennas. My fear has more to do with not being fastened to anything when looking down. The tower climbing belt made me feel fine. I guessed having a parachute on preventing me from falling to my death, most likely, would mean I would be fine there as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 17, 2025 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

344 I'm terrified of widths.

Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 02:25 PM (aTgV0)

345 "She really needs Jesus, because if she doesn't repent, she's gonna find eternity really, really...upsetting."
Posted by: SMH

she won't have an eternity (unless she actually is a born again Christian, idk). But (imo) for those in the Resurrection of the Unjust, there is a judgement and a second (final) death. I don't try to discern details from Revelation, but there is this. Second death seems more "kind" than eternal suffering.

Revelation 20:14-15
And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 17, 2025 02:25 PM (vbXSk)

346 I dated a Jamaican girl who was a star track and field athlete, and she did the pole vault. That wasn't her main event, but she did it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 17, 2025 02:20 PM (iFTx

My god daughter and her sisters are half Jamaican. Insanely beautiful.

Re was 12 years old and 6 feet tall. I'll always remember us all playing Monopoly downstairs on the floor. She didn't know what to do with her legs. It was like watching a baby giraffe...

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 17, 2025 02:26 PM (Sco7b)

347 Michelle Obama does have a point about being oppressed. If she wasn't black, her 100 million plus fortune earn because she is black would easily be worth $100 billion. Maybe even a couple trillion. She clearly deserves reparations and now.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at November 17, 2025 02:26 PM (uv8gn)

348 I try not to ever talk about specific presidential children as that is how one reputedly gets "visits".

Posted by: ... at November 17, 2025 02:26 PM (E0p3T)

349 Big Mike, chronicling her every hardship - all due to the actions of oppressors. Bonus: lecturing others about their immaturity. This Michelle is really a special type of person.

Posted by: scampydog at November 17, 2025 02:26 PM (2bFN5)

350 When Michelle was growing up, the black radio stations in Chicago regularly referred to "The Plan", which was a conspiracy theory that said that white leaders regularly got together to plot how to keep black people down.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 17, 2025 02:24 PM (xTIDn)
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It existed. It was called "Planned Parenthood".

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2025 02:26 PM (krQz2)

351 I keep hearing "assholes on jet skis" to the tune of that Sound of Music song that begins with "raindrops on roses".

Go ahead -- just TRY to unhear that now!

Posted by: Doof at November 17, 2025 02:26 PM (Ltmlv)

352 Everyone's going to be on Propranolol now.

http://tiny.cc/yu6v001

Posted by: bonhomme at November 17, 2025 02:26 PM (Yp6az)

353 Jet skis are an abomination.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2025 02:26 PM (viF8m)

354 Head'N'Shoulders is such a weird name for shampoo.

Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 02:27 PM (aTgV0)

355 She has 3 houses and a $160 million dollar net worth.

----------------

TBF, Big Mike won that money fair & square back in his Shitago bathhouse arm-wrestling tournament days ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 17, 2025 02:27 PM (nXRBt)

356 If you have to Tell everyone how beautiful, smart and respected you are….

You’re none of the above. And you know it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 17, 2025 02:27 PM (W2Pud)

357 It existed. It was called "Planned Parenthood".
Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2025 02:26 PM (krQz2)

I felt that mic drop in my chest.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2025 02:27 PM (JwNbV)

358 [ ] I Can't Believe It's Not Butt, Her Face.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2025 02:12 PM

Shut 'er down, folks, we have a winner.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2025 02:27 PM (bFu5X)

359 Now she also complains bitterly that young black people are under increased vigilance when they enter stores
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My favorite part about that is that blacks, as a group, should not be held to account for the bad ones that steal.

But, white Americans, as a group, should be held to account for the racism of a few.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 17, 2025 02:27 PM (ot33c)

360 I'm terrified of widths.

Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 02:25 PM (aTgV0)

I'm pomme de terrefried of French Fries.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 17, 2025 02:27 PM (dK+Kv)

361 I'm terrified of widths.
Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 02:25 PM (aTgV0)
---
Will you go to lengths to avoid them?

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2025 02:27 PM (krQz2)

362 Chicago had the headquarters of the Black Muslims, and was the center for black nationalism in the US.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 17, 2025 02:24 PM (xTIDn)
====

Franklin Marshal Davis did his thing in Chicago, before moving to Hawaii.

Posted by: mrp at November 17, 2025 02:28 PM (rj6Yv)

363 If you have to Tell everyone how beautiful, smart and respected you are….

You’re none of the above. And you know it.
Posted by: nurse ratched
___

Hey nurse!

So true.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 17, 2025 02:28 PM (22p5n)

364 I dated a Jamaican girl who was a star track and field athlete, and she did the pole vault. That wasn't her main event, but she did it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

----

This is a euphemism, isn't it.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 17, 2025 02:28 PM (1Nv0l)

365 A lot of lady pole vaulters are pleasing in appearance.
Posted by: Still lurking up north

We're still talking about athletes, correct?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2025 02:28 PM (cIxJn)

366 344 I'm terrified of widths.
Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 02:25 PM (aTgV0)

Clinical fat-phobia?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2025 02:29 PM (JwNbV)

367 > 352 Everyone's going to be on Propranolol now.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 17, 2025 02:26 PM (Yp6az)

????

People have been taking beta blockers (like Propranolol) to avoid nervous jitters for decades now.

Posted by: Friends of Dorothy at November 17, 2025 02:29 PM (qpyNK)

368 When Michelle was growing up, the black radio stations in Chicago regularly referred to "The Plan", which was a conspiracy theory that said that white leaders regularly got together to plot how to keep black people down.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 17, 2025 02:24 PM (xTIDn)

"This message brought to you by the Democrat Party. Oppressing and killing blacks since 1827."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 17, 2025 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

369 I'm terrified of widths.
Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 02:25 PM (aTgV0)
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Will you go to lengths to avoid them?
Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2025 02:27 PM

It's easy to get out of your depth.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2025 02:29 PM (0sNs1)

370
Head'N'Shoulders is such a weird name for shampoo.
Posted by: eleven

You should thank your lucky stars that Proctor & Gamble did not go forward with their next generation shampoo product: Knees'N'Toes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 17, 2025 02:29 PM (FNphl)

371 Jet skis are an abomination.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2025 02:26 PM (viF8m)

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Maduro should be using tens of thousands of these to smuggle out his narco-terrorism drug products north.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 17, 2025 02:29 PM (nXRBt)

372 Jamaica still has a bobsled team.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 17, 2025 02:30 PM (u9SGQ)

373 You should thank your lucky stars that Proctor & Gamble did not go forward with their next generation shampoo product: Knees'N'Toes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 17, 2025 02:29 PM (FNphl)

That's the one that comes with a little tiny comb?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2025 02:30 PM (JwNbV)

374
I'm terrified of widths.
Posted by: eleven

Circumferences petrify me.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 17, 2025 02:30 PM (FNphl)

375 When Michelle was growing up, the black radio stations in Chicago regularly referred to "The Plan", which was a conspiracy theory that said that white leaders regularly got together to plot how to keep black people down.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 17, 2025 02:24 PM (xTIDn)
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Yet, they regularly voted for Daley.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 17, 2025 02:30 PM (UJMvS)

376 I dated a Jamaican girl who was a star track and field athlete, and she did the pole vault. That wasn't her main event, but she did it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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This is a euphemism, isn't it.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 17, 2025 02:28 PM (1Nv0l)
____

What am I, the Paolo? LOL. No, she did the pole vault event for real.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 17, 2025 02:30 PM (iFTx/)

377 She should team up with Meghan Markel*, they would have so much to talk about. And have so much in common, both having suffered so much.

*Is she a princess this week?

Posted by: Eeyore at November 17, 2025 02:30 PM (s0JqF)

378 > You should thank your lucky stars that Proctor & Gamble did not go forward with their next generation shampoo product: Knees'N'Toes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 17, 2025 02:29 PM (FNphl)

And we can only be eternally grateful that the people who made Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific never branched out in to feminine hygiene products.

Posted by: Friends of Dorothy at November 17, 2025 02:30 PM (qpyNK)

379 Suspicious? Oh do tell. I found it suspicious that the nude body of your personal chief was found drowned in 4 feet of water in the pond behind your house. You were home werent you? Well, tell us about that why dont you? Mrs Manly

Posted by: Suss as the kids say at November 17, 2025 02:30 PM (bZ+t8)

380 Axe Body Wash.

Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2025 02:30 PM (0sNs1)

381 4 Head'N'Shoulders is such a weird name for shampoo.
Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 02:27 PM (aTgV0)

Head'N'Back would make more sense.

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at November 17, 2025 02:30 PM (kTd/k)

382 But for some reason Steve Dallas struck a chord in me.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 17, 2025 02:18 PM (22p5n)

I grew up around lawyers. About a third of them were like Steve Dallas. The rest were family lawyers or destined to run for office.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2025 02:30 PM (rbvCR)

383 295
When she was working out religiously, her arms really were fantastic.
Posted by: Piper
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Have you seen the workout videos she did from the White House?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 17, 2025 02:31 PM (225ln)

384 Everyone's going to be on Propranolol now.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 17, 2025 02:26 PM (Yp6az)

????

People have been taking beta blockers (like Propranolol) to avoid nervous jitters for decades now.

Posted by: Friends of Dorothy at November 17, 2025 02:29 PM (qpyNK)

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Why does every little thing have to be medicated?

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 17, 2025 02:31 PM (DRSnL)

385 She claimed she didn't receive the "grace" other presidential families did.
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The grace train runs both ways, bitch.
Posted by: ... at November 17, 2025 02:25 PM (E0p3T)

I believe it was said, when Grant moved into the White House, he and his kin treated the place like a barn. They'd tromp around in muddy boots on the furniture, drop their tobacco ashes on the carpets, and generally made a nuisance of themselves.

I suspect Big Mike is constantly comparing herself (hisself?) to Melania, and finding herself not measuring up.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2025 02:31 PM (dGCAG)

386 I'm terrified of widths.
Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 02:25 PM (aTgV0)
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Will you go to lengths to avoid them?
Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2025 02:27 PM

It's easy to get out of your depth.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2025 02:29 PM (0sNs1)

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How does all of this square with cubits?

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 17, 2025 02:31 PM (nXRBt)

387 Maduro should be using tens of thousands of these to smuggle out his narco-terrorism drug products north.
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 17, 2025 02:29 PM (nXRBt)
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I wonder how well a CIWS would track all of those little boats?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 17, 2025 02:31 PM (UJMvS)

388 Someone bought the Robin Masters Estate, bulldozed it and put up a giant mansion and gave it to the Obamas

It's like he's Chicken George all over again.

Posted by: blaster at November 17, 2025 02:31 PM (RoO7G)

389 Can we just ignore her now? That would get his goat the most.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 17, 2025 02:31 PM (zZu0s)

390 But she has really toned arms!
Posted by: The media we USED to watch
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Like most men do....

Posted by: Suss as the kids say at November 17, 2025 02:31 PM (bZ+t8)

391 Jet skis are an abomination.
Posted by: JackStraw

Finally we can agree on something. 🤣

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 17, 2025 02:32 PM (u9SGQ)

392 When Michelle was growing up, the black radio stations in Chicago regularly referred to "The Plan", which was a conspiracy theory that said that white leaders regularly got together to plot how to keep black people down.

Related to this was the belief that the only reason why white people were affluent was because they had stolen the money from black people.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 17, 2025 02:32 PM (xTIDn)

393 "Circumferences petrify me.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) "

Don't even talk to me about volumes.

Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 02:32 PM (aTgV0)

394 Why does every little thing have to be medicated?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 17, 2025 02:31 PM (DRSnL)
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Not sure someone with a vape pen should comment on this subject.

Hey Jordan!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 17, 2025 02:32 PM (UJMvS)

395 Circumferences petrify me.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 17, 2025 02:30 PM

Anytime of the day is a good time for pi.

Posted by: Fabienne at November 17, 2025 02:33 PM (0sNs1)

396 352 Everyone's going to be on Propranolol now.

http://tiny.cc/yu6v001
Posted by: bonhomme at November 17, 2025 02:26 PM (Yp6az)

That's the med that golfers take to cheat, no yips.

Posted by: Caligirl at November 17, 2025 02:33 PM (ttrGW)

397 ____

What am I, the Paolo? LOL. No, she did the pole vault event for real.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Women pole vault participants appear more feminine than female contestants in other events.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 17, 2025 02:33 PM (225ln)

398
Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific never branched out in to feminine hygiene products.
Posted by: Friends of Dorothy

But think of the endless hilarity that was denied to us because they did not bring Gee Your Poon Smells Tangy to a slavering public.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 17, 2025 02:33 PM (FNphl)

399 383 295
When she was working out religiously, her arms really were fantastic.
Posted by: Piper
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Have you seen the workout videos she did from the White House?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more

Like her working out for others to see? Or her doing workout videos?

Posted by: Piper at November 17, 2025 02:33 PM (OoFl2)

400 Why does every little thing have to be medicated?
Posted by: Jordan61

Tee hee.
- Big Pharma

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 17, 2025 02:33 PM (u9SGQ)

401 Why does every little thing have to be medicated?
Posted by: Jordan61
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Few people do hard, physical labor anymore. Do enough of it, you won't care about a lot of crap that our media puts out to make people anxious and frightened.

Posted by: whig at November 17, 2025 02:34 PM (WDjG6)

402 I am watching videos on EUV photolithography. (extreme ultra violet)
The machine that is used to print microchips.

Guys, I've decided we are damned close to "witchcraft" in our technology.

For me, the concept that you basically develop a photograph on silicon instead of chemical paper and it becomes a chip that does things has always felt witchcraft-adjacent. The fact that all of these processes were developed during the drug-intensive 60s and early 70s is not lost on me.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 17, 2025 02:34 PM (2ocoG)

403 Not sure someone with a vape pen should comment on this subject.

Hey Jordan!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 17, 2025 02:32 PM (UJMvS)

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*considers*

Yeah, that's fair.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 17, 2025 02:34 PM (DRSnL)

404 But think of the endless hilarity that was denied to us because they did not bring Gee Your Poon Smells Tangy to a slavering public.
__

lmao

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 17, 2025 02:35 PM (22p5n)

405 > People have been taking beta blockers (like Propranolol) to avoid nervous jitters for decades now.

Ya, it's been around since the 60s. I read that in 2023, less than 1% of the US population was on it. But its usage is spiking, especially among young adults. From 2022-2023 it went up 8 ranks among young adults.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 17, 2025 02:35 PM (Yp6az)

406 Shampoo with eucalyptus should be banished to hell from whence it came.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 17, 2025 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

407 Few people do hard, physical labor anymore. Do enough of it, you won't care about a lot of crap that our media puts out to make people anxious and frightened.
Posted by: whig at November 17, 2025 02:34 PM (WDjG6)

I pruned a couple small trees this weekend and today I feel like I need to check in to some kind of facility until I can recover.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2025 02:36 PM (JwNbV)

408 But think of the endless hilarity that was denied to us because they did not bring Gee Your Poon Smells Tangy to a slavering public.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 17, 2025 02:33 PM (FNphl)

Gee Your Poon Smells Lovely: "If you think it's flowers, but it taint..."

Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2025 02:36 PM (dGCAG)

409 I dated a Jamaican girl who was a star track and field athlete, and she did the pole vault. That wasn't her main event, but she did it.

On the field or in bed?

Posted by: Ian S. at November 17, 2025 02:36 PM (2ocoG)

410
Why Big Mike doesn't do carny shows where she unhinges her jaws to consume whole peccaries, gazelles and onagers leaves me bereft of hope for attaining joy in this life.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 17, 2025 02:36 PM (FNphl)

411 Mint Butt never caught on.

I lost the farm on that one.

Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 02:36 PM (aTgV0)

412 Why does every little thing have to be medicated?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 17, 2025 02:31 PM (DRSnL)

Because the Penfield Mood Organ has not been invented yet.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2025 02:37 PM (rbvCR)

413 What am I, the Paolo? LOL. No, she did the pole vault event for real.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Women pole vault participants appear more feminine than female contestants in other events.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 17, 2025 02:33 PM (225ln)
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I recall there was some smokeshow lady pole vaulter from Brazil or somewhere that was all the rage for a while during one of the olympics.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 17, 2025 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

414 The saddest part of my life is being too busy to drink

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 17, 2025 02:37 PM (8pAVK)

415 I always assumed it was a reference to "shoulder-length hair". Hence a double-entendre: head-and-shoulders above the competition for your head-and-shoulder length hair.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 17, 2025 02:37 PM (1Nv0l)

416
Because the Penfield Mood Organ has not been invented yet.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2025 02:37 PM (rbvCR)

No?

https://youtu.be/pFZAzPzEekw

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 17, 2025 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

417 Who says Michelle must have long hair which then needs to be straightened to be manageable? She could have short hair like Halle Berry that looks very stylish. Michelle chooses and then blames everyone else for her choices.

Posted by: Decaf at November 17, 2025 02:38 PM (unUNN)

418 >>>She is intentionally poisoning the minds of millions with destructive lies. She is injecting hate, pure hate, into the vein of America.
She wants black Americans to be hateful, resentful, bitter, hobbled and poor.
She is the slave master keeping them on the plantation with the chains of hate she forges with every carefully calculated word.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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And there are no black comedians, especially female, putting her in her place. No viable counterpoint.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 17, 2025 02:38 PM (225ln)

419 For me it's heights. No frigging way I'm jumping out of an airplane. Hell no.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 17, 2025 02:18 PM (snZF

I don't like heights much either. Serious climbing is not for me. But jumping? It's so easy. You step off and everything kind of just happens. There's not even really time to be bothered, and you're making so few decisions that it's hard to screw up.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 17, 2025 02:21 PM (JtU44)

As I said other times, I did climbing and repelling when I was younger, but along the line something just broke in me, and heights were off the table.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 17, 2025 02:38 PM (snZF9)

420 Mint Butt never caught on.

I lost the farm on that one.
Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 02:36 PM (aTgV0)

Penis Pepper was another non-starter.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2025 02:38 PM (dGCAG)

421 Good news everyone. Sizzler is making a comeback according to Faux Biz.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 17, 2025 02:38 PM (u9SGQ)

422 I suspect Big Mike is constantly comparing herself (hisself?) to Melania, and finding herself not measuring up.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2025 02:31 PM (dGCAG)

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Green-eyed monster, constant conster
Drolling slowly towards the dun
Green-eyed monster, horseshit conster
Toothing every raging wave that comes

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 17, 2025 02:38 PM (nXRBt)

423 Have you looked at the cost of meat lately?

Kobe beef and lobster don’t come cheap these days.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 17, 2025 02:38 PM (taG24)

424 How many black people did Freddie Krueger kill?

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at November 17, 2025 02:39 PM (kTd/k)

425 Green-eyed monster, constant conster
Drolling slowly towards the dun
Green-eyed monster, horseshit conster
Toothing every raging wave that comes

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 17, 2025 02:38 PM (nXRBt)

Excellent song.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 17, 2025 02:39 PM (dK+Kv)

426 Has there been a more vocal former first lady? She hasn't shut up since she left. Maybe Eleanor Roosevelt?
Posted by: Frank Barone

Hillary.

Posted by: Bulg at November 17, 2025 02:39 PM (77rzZ)

427 The allure of lasy pole vaulters is the sport is kinda graceful and they all tend to wear very tight short shorts. Long legs helps too.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 17, 2025 02:40 PM (u9SGQ)

428 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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There are certain media favorites that it is better to simply ignore their lies, self serving bullshit, and claims of victimhood status. Hollyweird celebrities, politicians, and those that are professional activists/grifters.

Pointing and laughing at the circus clowns is the proper response, not any sort of reasoned argument considering their blatant bad rhetoric as anything worthy of engagement.

Posted by: whig at November 17, 2025 02:40 PM (WDjG6)

429 I suspect Big Mike is constantly comparing herself (hisself?) to Melania, and finding herself not measuring up.

Big Mike has a much bigger dick.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 17, 2025 02:41 PM (2ocoG)

430 Good news everyone. Sizzler is making a comeback according to Faux Biz.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 17, 2025 02:38 PM (u9SGQ)

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BREAKING: Sizzler Hires Cracker Barrel CEO to Reimagine Restaurants.

"Now Hiring: Transgender Babes Willing To Dress As Furries."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 17, 2025 02:41 PM (nXRBt)

431 Republican First Ladies try to make a difference when in The White House.

Democrat First Ladies try to make laws.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 17, 2025 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

432 Nood trons.

Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 02:41 PM (aTgV0)

433 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at November 17, 2025 02:41 PM (77rzZ)

434 Remember Joe Biden ran into Corn Pop while being a lifeguard at the pool

Can't swim and yet they do?!

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2025 02:42 PM (2YuLm)

435 410
Why Big Mike doesn't do carny shows where she unhinges her jaws to consume whole peccaries, gazelles and onagers leaves me bereft of hope for attaining joy in this life.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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Well done. This is exactly the proper rhetorical response to that sniveling blowhard Mooch.

Posted by: whig at November 17, 2025 02:42 PM (WDjG6)

436 "You kind of have to admire her ability to get WORSE every single time she speaks. You'd think there was a limit, but no."

She's been raised beyond her level of incompetence many times. Peter Principle says people should stop once they get to "their level of incompetence", but Michelle used the grievance thang to keep moving "up".

Posted by: illiniwek at November 17, 2025 02:42 PM (vbXSk)

437 Don't even talk to me about volumes.
Posted by: eleven

Not my area.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 17, 2025 02:42 PM (1Nv0l)

438 As I said other times, I did climbing and repelling when I was younger, but along the line something just broke in me, and heights were off the table.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 17, 2025 02:38 PM (snZF9)

A friend of mine used to do jumps and he said one day he was standing on a chair changing a lightbulb for his mom and realized he might fall and hurt himself, and that is when he decided he needed a new career.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2025 02:43 PM (rbvCR)

439 Nood furries

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2025 02:43 PM (cIxJn)

440 >>>Like her working out for others to see? Or her doing workout videos?
Posted by: Piper
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There are videos of her with a trainer in a private gym setting.
She's doing various 'Asian' calisthenics plus giving the heavy bag a going over, fists and feet.
At the time she was formidably fit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 17, 2025 02:44 PM (225ln)

441 And she and her husband committed the pop cultural felony of buying, then tearing down the "Robin Masters Estate" from Magnum PI. Go to Hell Big Mike!

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at November 17, 2025 02:44 PM (xaNfJ)

442 Mooch has - 4 - mansions to choose from when she wants to avoid Barry. Hawaii, Maryland, Illinois and Massachusetts is where she plops her $500 sneakers.

'Mooch on the Move' around the country is a simple distraction for cameras to point away from the massive corruption being exposed in DC and every Dim controlled state, much increased since Barry's Reign of Error, and a need to change the subject quickly.

All that's missing from her polished photo ops are $100 bills clenched between a set of gold grills and gang hand signals.

Posted by: ju at November 17, 2025 02:47 PM (EgpoY)

443 [Canadian] Marlene Robertson
@marlene4719
Why are truck drivers being fired for not speaking English when the First Lady, in name only, also can’t speak it?

-
That's it! No CDL for Melania!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 17, 2025 02:51 PM (L/fGl)

444 Big Mike should be grateful and tell all the white folks out there Thank You! for allowing her to stay in this country for all the foul nasty things he utters.

Posted by: General Urko at November 17, 2025 02:52 PM (1mUlr)

445 260 "So does nobody in Africa swim?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald"

Africans swam from Africa to Australia.
Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2025 02:13 PM (aTgV0)
Aboriginies have pretty blond hair, don't they?

Posted by: Eromero at November 17, 2025 02:52 PM (LHPAg)

446 Why does every little thing have to be medicated?
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We have to make a living.

Posted by: Pharma at November 17, 2025 02:54 PM (bZ+t8)

447 https://www.compactmag.com/article/the-great-feminization/

-Rick

Posted by: JungianINTP at November 17, 2025 03:01 PM (8+eNr)

448 Absolutely epic post, Ace! Still the GOAT.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2025 03:16 PM (G0fm1)

449
I think her explanation for why black people don't learn to swim is that the hair-straightening reagents and weave adhesives that the white man forces on them are not waterproof products.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 17, 2025 03:50 PM (hZ1gu)

450 Probably Ike's most trusted advisor was his brother Milton, who would travel to the White House once a week. He stayed at the WH until he found out that Ike had to pay for the cost of his guest room; after that, he stayed at a hotel and paid for it himself.

Another reason to hate on the Clintons...I'll bet you a year's salary that any money that was charged to the "guests" that they rented out the Lincoln bedroom to went right into their pockets and not into the U.S. Treasury.

Posted by: Mike B at November 17, 2025 03:59 PM (Qa9Qe)

451 White hot glare? More like the red hot glare from the ChiComs and Iranian Mullahs.

Posted by: WestCoastRich at November 17, 2025 04:06 PM (jBg9u)

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