Mid-Morning Art Thread

Nudes by a Stream
Louis M. Eilshemius

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 09:30 AM (0E0In)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

3
A
R
T

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 19, 2025 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

4 And I'm lookin'

At yo tittays!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

5 Where's the stream?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 19, 2025 09:31 AM (NwnyJ)

6 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 09:31 AM (0E0In)

7 Apparently, there's a stream.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at November 19, 2025 09:31 AM (P7vXf)

8 That's some Brazilian ass, right there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

9 Borders on a cartoon. But Boobs, so OK.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 19, 2025 09:32 AM (s0JqF)

10 How you ladies doin'?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 19, 2025 09:32 AM (wVcYX)

11 Redheads!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 19, 2025 09:32 AM (xDEVV)

12 Bobs and Vagene!

Posted by: Some Raj at November 19, 2025 09:32 AM (sKqQm)

13 Boob status:

[ ]pert
[ ]perky
[X] pert & perky

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 19, 2025 09:32 AM (NgqoH)

14 Where's the stream?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 19, 2025 09:31 AM (NwnyJ)

Seems more a babbling brook that has since dried up.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

15 I was just thinking there has been a shortage of nudes by streams lately.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 19, 2025 09:32 AM (Dv3i1)

16 This is a painting of very low quality.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2025 09:32 AM (BI5O2)

17 I guess that gray strip on the ground behind them is supposed to be the crick.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 09:33 AM (0E0In)

18 I've spent a fair amount of time hiking through the woods.

I've yet to run across any naked women.

Either things used to be different or we are being lied to by a lot of these artists.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2025 09:33 AM (sKqQm)

19 This is what happens when you name a painting before it's completed and learn you can't paint water very well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

20 Oh brother.

Looks pretty cartoonish to me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2025 09:33 AM (d8mPq)

21 "Go to sleep you little baby."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 19, 2025 09:33 AM (zdLoL)

22 This is a painting of very low quality.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Win 3.1

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 09:33 AM (0E0In)

23 Looks like a perverted Disney animation storyboard.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 09:34 AM (KDPiq)

24 This is a painting of very low quality.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2025 09:32 AM (BI5O2)
****
I was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2025 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

25 Busty!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 19, 2025 09:34 AM (UhjS+)

26 The ginger’s got a nice derrière.

Posted by: Bulg at November 19, 2025 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

27 The nudes were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at November 19, 2025 09:35 AM (XQo4F)

28 Looks like a perverted Disney animation storyboard.
Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 09:34 AM (KDPiq)

I was leaning more towards the early Pink Panther cartoons or The Ant and the Aardvark.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

29 Go to sleep you little baby."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 19, 2025 09:33 AM (zdLoL
-----
I saw 'em first!!!

Posted by: Pete at November 19, 2025 09:35 AM (xDEVV)

30 T AND A

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2025 09:35 AM (bss/y)

31 It is World Toilet Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2025 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

32 Not bad. Good color and composition.

Posted by: BChasm Phone at November 19, 2025 09:36 AM (N2Qmq)

33 It appears that neither of them skip Leg Day -- particularly Squats.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 19, 2025 09:36 AM (UhjS+)

34 Looking forward to seeing "Eilshemius" in a limerick.

Posted by: Limerick lover at November 19, 2025 09:36 AM (XQo4F)

35

Firecrotch dykes getting ready for the scene... woodland pizza delivery in 3, 2 1...

Posted by: Vanilla Hoare at November 19, 2025 09:36 AM (KrNsD)

36 It needs some mud flaps.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2025 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

37 You just know there are some randy satyrs lurking in the background out of sight...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 19, 2025 09:37 AM (IBQGV)

38 So there is an element among the Horde saying that not all nudes is good nudes.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 19, 2025 09:37 AM (s0JqF)

39 I volunteer to check them for ticks!

Posted by: Willing To Help at November 19, 2025 09:37 AM (oftw2)

40 A lot of commenters were noting that yesterday's painting looked like an illustration. Now, to me, this looks like an illustration - almost as if it were accompanying a story by Ludwig Bemelmans.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 19, 2025 09:37 AM (ufSfZ)

41 Title checks out.

Posted by: Person who checks titles at November 19, 2025 09:37 AM (XQo4F)

42 I realize many of the morons are into titties, but I prefer his painting of a (clothed) girl in moonlight and NY Rooftop.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2025 09:38 AM (8Xy/A)

43 May I meat you?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at November 19, 2025 09:38 AM (R86kT)

44 The horde would be happy to hear that in his only solo exhibition he gave up painting because of the severe criticism.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 09:38 AM (KDPiq)

45 In before any comments by zombie Bob Ross about happy little bushes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 19, 2025 09:38 AM (0sNs1)

46 Nice! A redhead and a blonde!

Apparently, there's a stream.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at November 19, 2025

***
It's below them. They're on the edge of a canyon, and the stream over on the right curls around the big dark bluff behind them, burbling over the gray rocks. They'll have to climb down to reach the water.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 19, 2025 09:38 AM (wzUl9)

47 Looks like a perverted Disney animation storyboard.[/]

That reminds me of a story, but I'll respect CBD and hold off until after 100.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 19, 2025 09:39 AM (ufSfZ)

48 Like this . The colors are well laid out and , well, boobs.
Would hang.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 19, 2025 09:39 AM (bfwj/)

49 Would look so fine on my Free Candy Van!

Posted by: Sammy Johns at November 19, 2025 09:39 AM (oftw2)

50 Interesting because naked redhead women.
But the standing one has... an animal-like tilt to her hips. It looks like he was going to paint a faun, then switched as he got to the knees. Or maybe a centaur but decided he couldn't draw horses.

Posted by: GWB at November 19, 2025 09:39 AM (PCsjq)

51 I realize many of the morons are into titties, but I prefer his painting of a (clothed) girl in moonlight and NY Rooftop.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2025 09:38 AM

Fen, not all of the Morons are focused on titties, you know. Some of us have wider interests.

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at November 19, 2025 09:40 AM (0sNs1)

52 OK, now I see the stream. Thanks, Wolfus.

Posted by: Bulg at November 19, 2025 09:41 AM (77rzZ)

53 Those are birthing hips.

Posted by: Student of the female anatomy at November 19, 2025 09:41 AM (XQo4F)

54 Where's the stream?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 19, 2025 09:31 AM (NwnyJ)

Coming around the brown hill from the right, then in front of it, going to the left. It doesn't look nearly big enough to be bathing in. Or even fly-fishing. So, these women are just nekkid for nekididity's sake.

Posted by: GWB at November 19, 2025 09:42 AM (PCsjq)

55 Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at November 19, 2025 09:40 AM (0sNs1

I didn't say you all were. I know that . I said "many".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2025 09:42 AM (8Xy/A)

56 He does paint tree limbs just like Bob Ross though or I should say Ross paints them like him.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 09:42 AM (KDPiq)

57 One for the boys, I see.

Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2025 09:42 AM (79pEw)

58 I hid their clothes!

Posted by: Practical Joker at November 19, 2025 09:43 AM (oftw2)

59 Looks like a perverted Disney animation storyboard

"The Disneyland Memorial Orgy" by Wally Wood, from the May 1967 issue of The Realist.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 19, 2025 09:43 AM (ufSfZ)

60 This is sort of a mish mash of styles. The landscape looks like a combination of Impressionist and van Gogh. That's okay and offers possibilities. (His Wiki page shows other landscapes that are pretty good.) But the nudes are just cartoons, rather amateurish, and are a distraction not an attraction.

Posted by: JTB at November 19, 2025 09:43 AM (yTvNw)

61 This is the part where you run away.

Posted by: Artemis at November 19, 2025 09:43 AM (JY4ap)

62 Nudes by a Stream > A Van Down by the River

Posted by: Matt Foley at November 19, 2025 09:43 AM (nbLIj)

63 I guess that gray strip on the ground behind them is supposed to be the crick.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 09:33 AM (0E0In)

"Crick" is a much better word in this case than "stream."

Posted by: GWB at November 19, 2025 09:43 AM (PCsjq)

64 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2025 09:42 AM (8Xy/A

I take it you don’t know Sir Mix aLot.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 09:43 AM (KDPiq)

65 The one on the left looks like she’s got a membrane connecting her breasts. Webbed boobs.

Posted by: Bulg at November 19, 2025 09:44 AM (77rzZ)

66 Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought it would happen to me but I was walking in the forest and . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 19, 2025 09:44 AM (L/fGl)

67 This is a still from The Bare Wench Project, isn't it.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

68 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. So ladies. How's the fishing?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2025 09:45 AM (2WIwB)

69 Wait a minute...

It's too perfect...

It's a trap!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2025 09:45 AM (bss/y)

70 Hey now!!!!

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 19, 2025 09:45 AM (/AUU2)

71 Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2025 09:42 AM (79pEw)

*hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

72 The artist also died in a psych ward.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 09:46 AM (KDPiq)

73 It's worth looking up the artist's bio.
He'd have been a Moron, for sure.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 19, 2025 09:46 AM (zdLoL)

74 By a waterfall,
I'm calling you-u-u-u-u-...

Posted by: Busby Berkeley's Footlight Parade at November 19, 2025 09:47 AM (oftw2)

75 In 8-bit color.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 19, 2025 09:47 AM (36PRH)

76 The artist also died in a psych ward.
Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 09:46 AM (KDPiq)

Musta been an incel and the painting drove him nuts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

77 Could use more detail in certain areas.

Posted by: Quentin T. and Rex R. at November 19, 2025 09:48 AM (0sNs1)

78 Wait a minute...

It's too perfect...

It's a trap!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2025 09:45 AM (bss/y)

Definitely this!

Posted by: GWB at November 19, 2025 09:49 AM (PCsjq)

79 I think this was the cover of a Nancy Drew mystery, the Mystery of The Missing Stream.

Posted by: Encyclopedia Brown at November 19, 2025 09:49 AM (GNpB+)

80 Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 09:43 AM (KDPiq)

No, I don't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2025 09:49 AM (8Xy/A)

81 I agree with the comments that find this a little too cartoonish. I mean cartoonish is OK... for cartoons.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at November 19, 2025 09:49 AM (6qf1m)

82 65 The one on the left looks like she’s got a membrane connecting her breasts. Webbed boobs.
Posted by: Bulg at November 19, 2025 09:44 AM

Cleavage?

https://youtu.be/dZpZa4sI1io

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at November 19, 2025 09:49 AM (XQo4F)

83 The blond has a bit of a large caboose.

Posted by: Tuna at November 19, 2025 09:49 AM (lJ0H4)

84
Boobs, therefore art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2025 09:50 AM (tgvbd)

85 A lot of commenters were noting that yesterday's painting looked like an illustration. Now, to me, this looks like an illustration - almost as if it were accompanying a story by Ludwig Bemelmans.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 19, 2025 09:37 AM (ufSfZ)

This one looks like a travel poster for the Ozarks in northern AR.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 19, 2025 09:50 AM (g8Ew8)

86 CBD knows how to please the horde!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2025 09:51 AM (GbwPZ)

87 "Fen, not all of the Morons are focused on titties, you know. Some of us have wider interests."

You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at November 19, 2025 09:51 AM (XQo4F)

88 It looks like they are holding hands, no?

Posted by: dantesed at November 19, 2025 09:52 AM (Oy/m2)

89 Interesting that Van Gogh did only two nude paintings .

Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 09:52 AM (KDPiq)

90 CBD knows how to please the horde!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2025 09:51 AM (GbwPZ)

Phrasing!

Posted by: Doof at November 19, 2025 09:52 AM (Ltmlv)

91 >>Either things used to be different or we are being lied to by a lot of these artists.

"I know, right? Picnics used to a trip!"
-- Manet

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2025 09:52 AM (GbwPZ)

92 Nah, I'd rather write about apes, crunchy figs, and musty pelts.

Posted by: Barry Obama at November 19, 2025 09:53 AM (wVcYX)

93 Careful, them syreens will turn you into a horny toad.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2025 09:53 AM (viF8m)

94 Either things used to be different or we are being lied to by a lot of these artists.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2025 09:33 AM

Things used to be different.

Posted by: zombie Norman Rockwell at November 19, 2025 09:53 AM (0sNs1)

95 Where’s the stream?
Oh who cares.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2025 09:54 AM (/ZNPI)

96 Careful, them syreens will turn you into a horny toad.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2025 09:53 AM (viF8m)

TCU Horned Frogs hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

97 Nah, I'd rather write about apes, crunchy figs, and musty pelts.
Posted by: Barry Obama at November 19, 2025 09:53 AM (wVcYX)

Fag......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

98 96 Careful, them syreens will turn you into a horny toad.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2025 09:53 AM (viF8m)

======

Go to sleep, you little baby.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 19, 2025 09:56 AM (GBKbO)

99 The stream is your Stream of Consciousness as you contemplate the painting.

Posted by: zombie Louis M. Eilshemius at November 19, 2025 09:56 AM (0sNs1)

100 free at last

Posted by: alpine_beer at November 19, 2025 09:56 AM (van9r)

101 Go to sleep you little baby

https://tinyurl.com/meb6xywc

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2025 09:56 AM (viF8m)

102 I reminded my self of the Chinese American artist never featured here, Tyrus Wong .

He was one of the main illustrators for Disney’s Bambi . His paintings are in the Asian style and very soothing .

Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 09:57 AM (KDPiq)

103 Lebanon Is Hezbollah, And America Must Stop Pretending Otherwise

-
When I was a yute, I looked at what was happening to Lebanon and thought, well, at least that's the end of the multiculturalism craze because anyone can look at Lebanon and see where multiculturalism leads. Ahh, was I ever so young?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 19, 2025 09:57 AM (L/fGl)

104 The stream is your Stream of Consciousness as you contemplate the painting.
Posted by: zombie Louis M. Eilshemius at November 19, 2025 09:56 AM (0sNs1)

I thought the stream signified a man's essence.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 19, 2025 09:58 AM (g8Ew8)

105 This one looks like a travel poster for the Ozarks in northern AR.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 19, 2025 09:50 AM (g8Ew

I can see the Fouke Monster peeping from behind the rocks near the top!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2025 09:58 AM (/ZNPI)

106 I'm pretty sure I saw one of Eilshemius' paintings at my local Goodwill last week.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at November 19, 2025 09:58 AM (uv8gn)

107 Joy Reid: “If I saw a p*nis in the ladies’ locker room, I'd freak out”

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So would it, Joy. So would it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 19, 2025 09:59 AM (L/fGl)

108
Artist, not illustrator.

Posted by: Auspex at November 19, 2025 10:00 AM (Y8DZL)

109 Doiuble Ginger = Double Trouble

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 19, 2025 10:00 AM (w9Wax)

110 Joy Reid: “If I saw a p*nis in the ladies’ locker room, I'd freak out”

Joy Reid to be shunned and deplatformed in 3.......2........1........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

111 Story:

Back in the old Snow White days, some Disney animators decided to throw a birthday party for Walt. The height of the festivities was a bespoke cartoon showing Mickey and Minnie 'making love,' as it were.

At the showing, both the room and Walt howled with laughter. When the lights came up, Walt asked who had made the cartoon. Two animators smiled and held up their hands.

Walt fired them on the spot.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 19, 2025 10:00 AM (ufSfZ)

112 Looking forward to seeing "Eilshemius" in a limerick.
Posted by: Limerick lover at November 19, 2025

***
"An unknown painter named Eilshemius
Tended to be abstemious . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 19, 2025 10:00 AM (wzUl9)

113 I thought the stream signified a man's essence.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 19, 2025

“I deny them my Essence, Mandrake.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2025 10:00 AM (/ZNPI)

114 Left-Wing Lunatic Noam Chomsky -- "the father of modern linguistics" -- described Jeffrey Epstein as as a "regular source" of stimulation" in a letter attributed to him.

Also that Epstein had "penetrating insights."

Uh huh.

https://is.gd/HsEFI0

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 19, 2025 10:00 AM (UhjS+)

115 This one looks like a travel poster for the Ozarks in northern AR.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 19, 2025 09:50 AM (g8Ew

I need to go to the Ozarks!
/said in a Jayne voice/

Posted by: GWB at November 19, 2025 10:01 AM (PCsjq)

116 Coolest fact about Tyrus Wong is he lived to the age of 106.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 10:01 AM (KDPiq)

117
Walt fired them on the spot.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 19, 2025 10:00 AM (ufSfZ)

Walt's attempt to get ahead of Rule 34.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

118 Oh man I almost forgot about that doofus' horrible fig-eating ape poem. That's the kind of deep thought you expect from a President.

Even Beto's sophomoric drivel about butt-shining and ball-buffing was better actual poetry than that crap. What a tard Obama was.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2025 10:01 AM (BI5O2)

119 Never bet against Muldoon.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 19, 2025 10:02 AM (0sNs1)

120 115 This one looks like a travel poster for the Ozarks in northern AR.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 19, 2025 09:50 AM (g8Ew

I need to go to the Ozarks!
/said in a Jayne voice/
Posted by: GWB
=====
And most people thought Daisy Mae in Dogpatch was a myth.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2025 10:02 AM (WDjG6)

121
Ex-pat Lebanese have enriched America's Gyro culture immensely.

Posted by: Auspex at November 19, 2025 10:02 AM (Y8DZL)

122 105 I dragged my family to The Legend of Boggy Creek when I was a kid.

Posted by: Bulg at November 19, 2025 10:02 AM (77rzZ)

123 Ewwwwww.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 19, 2025 10:02 AM (PMtkd)

124 Never bet against Muldoon when a limerick is on the line, I meant to say.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 19, 2025 10:02 AM (0sNs1)

125 Joy Reid: “If I saw a p*nis in the ladies’ locker room, I'd freak out”

---------------

There's a first time for everything, Joy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 19, 2025 10:02 AM (UhjS+)

126 There once was a painter named Eilshemius.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

127 Joy Reid: “If I saw a p*nis in the ladies’ locker room, I'd freak out”

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So would it, Joy. So would it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage?

If you do see one, Joy, be sure to note any distinguishing characteristics, like a mole. It will aid in later identification.

Posted by: Coach Beulah Balbricker at November 19, 2025 10:03 AM (wVcYX)

128 OT: doing work training outside of normal work hours kind of pisses me off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2025 10:03 AM (bss/y)

129 Especially considering it is onboarding training... which is about 8 months too late.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2025 10:04 AM (bss/y)

130 Doiuble Ginger = Double Trouble
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 19, 2025 10:00 AM (w9Wax)

Gingers are not additive.
Double Ginger = Quadruple Trouble

Posted by: GWB at November 19, 2025 10:04 AM (PCsjq)

131
Even Beto's sophomoric drivel about butt-shining and ball-buffing was better actual poetry than that crap. What a tard Obama was.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2025 10:01 AM (BI5O2)

Well, he does enjoy getting blowjobs from homosexual white males and spent time in Paahkeeestaahhn.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

132 If you show Joy Reid to your dick, it rips itself off. She's the real criminal in that locker room.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2025 10:04 AM (BI5O2)

133
Why would Joy's eyes in the locker room be looking down there?

Posted by: Auspex at November 19, 2025 10:04 AM (Y8DZL)

134 Nudes by a Stream
Louis M. Eilshemius

Oh, you're bad.

It's like a lead-in to posed, miniature TB figures.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 19, 2025 10:06 AM (NFX2v)

135 If you show Joy Reid to your dick, it rips itself off. She's the real criminal in that locker room.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2025 10:04 AM (BI5O2)

Mine simply would punch me in the gut from the inside as punishment for exposing it to such horrors.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

136 I’m sure someone mentioned it in the news thread but I want to know if any of those six Democrats ever said anything about Obama droning American citizens. I think Rand Paul was the only one in Congress to raise a big deal.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 10:06 AM (KDPiq)

137 133
Why would Joy's eyes in the locker room be looking down there?
Posted by: Auspex at November 19, 2025 10:04 AM (Y8DZL)

"Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting beaver....."

-- - -- - Joy Reid in the Women's Locker Room

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

138 136 I’m sure someone mentioned it in the news thread but I want to know if any of those six Democrats ever said anything about Obama droning American citizens. I think Rand Paul was the only one in Congress to raise a big deal.
Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 10:06 AM (KDPiq)

That was different, because reasons.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 19, 2025 10:08 AM (/AUU2)

139 I’m sure someone mentioned it in the news thread but I want to know if any of those six Democrats ever said anything about Obama droning American citizens. I think Rand Paul was the only one in Congress to raise a big deal.
Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 10:06 AM (KDPiq)

It's not bad when a democrat does it, silly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

140 I know "I" in Roman numerals is "1" but what is "Q"?

CNN's Joshua Doss baselessly accuses Scott Jennings of being a racist for using the phrase "this is an IQ test, don't fail it."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 19, 2025 10:08 AM (L/fGl)

141 >126 There once was a painter named Eilshemius.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

With apologies to Muldoon...

There once was a painter named Ellshemius;
Who glowered and glared at all of us;
He shouted and squealed;
“I have a lot of problems with you people!!";
And thus, was the inventor of Festivus!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 19, 2025 10:09 AM (NgqoH)

142 133
Why would Joy's eyes in the locker room be looking down there?

Posted by: Auspex at November 19, 2025 10:04 AM (Y8DZL)

Wouldn't it be properly stuffed and mounted ?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 19, 2025 10:10 AM (sL4oo)

143 "Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting beaver....."

-- - -- - Joy Reid in the Women's Locker Room
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

*runs away in serpentine, using available concealment*

Posted by: Winona's Big Brown Beaver at November 19, 2025 10:10 AM (wVcYX)

144 No dog. Who cares.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 19, 2025 10:10 AM (L/FwZ)

145 I’m sure other women are looking at Joy Reid in the locker room expecting her to whip out a penis. Drag Queen looking bitch.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 10:11 AM (KDPiq)

146 Someone should tell those ladies about poison ivy.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 19, 2025 10:11 AM (g8Ew8)

147 Someone should tell those ladies about poison ivy.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 19, 2025 10:11 AM

It's fine. Batman will protect them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

148 It's like Waiting For Godot.

‘This Is It’: Kara Swisher Makes Bold Prediction Epstein Files End Trump’s Presidency Early

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 19, 2025 10:13 AM (L/fGl)

149 140 I know "I" in Roman numerals is "1" but what is "Q"?

CNN's Joshua Doss baselessly accuses Scott Jennings of being a racist for using the phrase "this is an IQ test, don't fail it."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Feminized men on media do the same social status signalling that woke women do. And it has about the same idiotic brainless content to their speech.

My guess is Joshua would have his ass handed to him in a fight between him and Jennings and it make alter ole Joshes behavior in the future.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2025 10:13 AM (WDjG6)

150 Someone should tell those ladies about poison ivy.

Yeah if you are chilling naked, she'll sneak up behind you and tune in tokyo if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Harley Quinn at November 19, 2025 10:14 AM (sKqQm)

151 Someone should tell those ladies about poison ivy.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Leaves of Three - Indian TP.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 10:14 AM (0E0In)

152 IQ test are racist. As are SAT tests. And FICO scores. And trees and grass and well just about everything on the planet.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 19, 2025 10:14 AM (/AUU2)

153 It would have been a better painting if he had their clothes spread on the ground or hanging on tree limbs.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 10:14 AM (KDPiq)

154 Damn I forgot about the racist bridges too.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 19, 2025 10:15 AM (/AUU2)

155 an. past 100.

was poking around in the comment section over at arstechnica about the doordasher homepronographer and realized the one thing missing from the story: outrage that the doordasher assumed the gender of the person of passed-outage.

Posted by: anachronda at November 19, 2025 10:15 AM (edU/H)

156 148 It's like Waiting For Godot.

‘This Is It’: Kara Swisher Makes Bold Prediction Epstein Files End Trump’s Presidency Early
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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All of this narrative building ends up nowhere when there is no straw for the bricks. So her emissions from her mouth are about the same information content as a fart from the other end.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2025 10:15 AM (WDjG6)

157
‘This Is It’: Kara Swisher Makes Bold Prediction Epstein Files End Trump’s Presidency Early
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 19, 2025 10:13 AM (L/fGl)

Trump is calling for the release of the Epstein files that the Democrats refused to release under the Biden DOJ lead by the contemptable Merrick Garland because there's info in there that will end Trump's presidency.

Makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)

158 IQ test are racist. As are SAT tests. And FICO scores. And trees and grass and well just about everything on the planet.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 19, 2025 10:14 AM (/AUU2)

And license, registration, and proof of insurance.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Police Bodycam Fan at November 19, 2025 10:16 AM (wVcYX)

159 CBD knows how to please the horde!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2025 09:51 AM (GbwPZ)

There's no pleasing the Horde!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2025 10:16 AM (n9ltV)

160 So when will these vaunted ePstEin fIlEs actually be released?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 19, 2025 10:16 AM (/AUU2)

161 159 CBD knows how to please the horde!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2025 09:51 AM (GbwPZ)

There's no pleasing the Horde!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2025 10:16 AM (n9ltV)

====

Which pleases the Horde.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 19, 2025 10:16 AM (GBKbO)

162 149 Feminized men on media do the same social status signalling that woke women do. And it has about the same idiotic brainless content to their speech.

My guess is Joshua would have his ass handed to him in a fight between him and Jennings and it make alter ole Joshes behavior in the future.
Posted by: whig at November 19, 2025 10:13 AM (WDjG6)

"Josh" is the gayest name known to man. This is known.

Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 10:16 AM (UnA8+)

163 CNN's Joshua Doss baselessly accuses Scott Jennings of being a racist for using the phrase "this is an IQ test, don't fail it."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

"Are you suggesting that blacks are stupid? Because I'm not. If you don't want to live the stereotype that you have for minorities, educate yourself."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

164 "Josh" is the gayest name known to man. This is known.
Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 10:16 AM (UnA8+)

Even before he went nuts, I always thought Tucker was super gay for a dude’s first name.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 19, 2025 10:17 AM (/AUU2)

165 This reminds me of the movie "Sirens", one of the greatest films ever made and a freeze-frame classic., wink wink.

If you know, you know.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at November 19, 2025 10:18 AM (ZoLdO)

166 Trump is calling for the release of the Epstein files that the Democrats refused to release under the Biden DOJ lead by the contemptable Merrick Garland because there's info in there that will end Trump's presidency.

One thing I've always asked people...at least make your conspiracy theories make sense.

So as you note, the notion there is anything here damaging to Trump would negate him calling for the release and vice versa.

But...even worse these same people were arguing not long ago there were no Epstein files and that the only abusers were Epstein, Maxwell, and perhaps Prince Andrew.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2025 10:18 AM (sKqQm)

167 I'll be in my bunk....

Posted by: TC at November 19, 2025 10:18 AM (cHOHf)

168 Yeah if you are chilling naked, she'll sneak up behind you and tune in tokyo if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Harley Quinn
_______

Man, I haven't heard that since the 80s.

Come in Tokyo! Come in Tokyo!

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 19, 2025 10:18 AM (XvL8K)

169 The Plaskett censure failed because house leadership exchanged that censure failure for the withdrawal of a vote to censure and refer Cory Mills to house ethics for investigation. The swamp protects itself.

Posted by: SMOD at November 19, 2025 10:18 AM (RHGPo)

170 If you are going to get dinner with Taylor Lorenz in 2025 you will have to take a COVID PCR test.
After the test, you will be asked to "be careful" before you arrive.
This is due to her "not having an immune system."

-
She also doesn't have an IQ system.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 19, 2025 10:18 AM (L/fGl)

171 Even before he went nuts, I always thought Tucker was super gay for a dude’s first name.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 19, 2025 10:17 AM (/AUU2)

I call all trannies Tucker.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 10:18 AM (KDPiq)

172 "Josh" is the gayest name known to man. This is known.
Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 10:16 AM (UnA8+)

'Taint true!

Posted by: Josh Brolin at November 19, 2025 10:18 AM (wVcYX)

173 "Josh" is the gayest name known to man. This is known.
Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 10:16 AM (UnA8+)
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Ahem.

Posted by: Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain at November 19, 2025 10:18 AM (xDEVV)

174 Looking good Louis!!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2025 10:19 AM (40kSy)

175 Acts 17:26 is one of the most frequently referenced verses: “And hath made of one blood all nations of men for to dwell on all the face of the earth, and hath determined the times before appointed, and the bounds of their habitation.” For many believers, this affirms that God established distinct nations with defined borders.

Against this broader Christian understanding of borders and authority, Pope Leo XIV has now offered one of his clearest statements on immigration. “No one has said that the United States should have open borders. I think every country has a right to determine who and how and when people enter.” He said he believes illegal aliens should be treated humanely but stressed that this does not mean calling for open borders.

Posted by: SMOD at November 19, 2025 10:19 AM (RHGPo)

176 was poking around in the comment section over at arstechnica about the doordasher homepronographer and realized the one thing missing from the story: outrage that the doordasher assumed the gender of the person of passed-outage.
Posted by: anachronda
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Doordash is a useless wankery of a delivery service and their sketchy hiring practices and service do not make me want to use them.

Instacart is about the same to me and about as useless--some of the goods arrive prespoiled due to delivery times and routing (they had drivers loading up at stores close to the driver but not to my home--just great for refrigerated or frozen goods).

Easier to just cook at home and if I need groceries, order them for pickup at the store while I am out.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2025 10:19 AM (WDjG6)

177 If you are going to get dinner with Taylor Lorenz in 2025 you will have to take a COVID PCR test.
After the test, you will be asked to "be careful" before you arrive.
This is due to her "not having an immune system."

So it’s only COVID she’s concerned about. Boy is she in for a surprise.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 10:19 AM (KDPiq)

178 It would have been a better painting if he had their clothes spread on the ground or hanging on tree limbs.
Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 10:14 AM (KDPiq)

Or, there being a creek in the painting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

179 177 If you are going to get dinner with Taylor Lorenz in 2025 you will have to take a COVID PCR test.
After the test, you will be asked to "be careful" before you arrive.
This is due to her "not having an immune system."

So it’s only COVID she’s concerned about. Boy is she in for a surprise.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 10:19 AM (KDPiq)

======

Woman is still just dating so late in life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 19, 2025 10:20 AM (GBKbO)

180 It's like Waiting For Godot.

‘This Is It’: Kara Swisher Makes Bold Prediction Epstein Files End Trump’s Presidency Early

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 19, 2025 10:13 AM (L/fGl)

I know this will shock you, but Kara Swisher is a retard. She may also be a lesbo-karen-looking grifter. I don't care enough to check.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 19, 2025 10:20 AM (dK+Kv)

181 This is due to her "not having an immune system."

"LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

182 He said he believes illegal aliens should be treated humanely but stressed that this does not mean calling for open borders.
Posted by: SMOD
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Whatever he says or whatever he does has little relevance as I don't consider him as a moral arbiter for my or my country's actions.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2025 10:20 AM (WDjG6)

183
Woman is still just dating so late in life.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 19, 2025 10:20 AM (GBKbO)

It's hard out there for a mummy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

184 I know this will shock you, but Kara Swisher is a retard. She may also be a lesbo-karen-looking grifter. I don't care enough to check.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Influencers=tards for the most part. A talking Parrot would be better company and smarter.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2025 10:21 AM (WDjG6)

185 =====
Influencers=tards for the most part. A talking Parrot would be better company and smarter.
Posted by: whig at November 19, 2025 10:21 AM (WDjG6)

If you're influenced by some clown with a TikTok account, you've got bigger problems......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

186 I know this will shock you, but Kara Swisher is a retard. She may also be a lesbo-karen-looking grifter. I don't care enough to check.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 19, 2025 10:20 AM (dK+Kv)
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It is a discomfort to think I may be related to her

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 19, 2025 10:23 AM (xDEVV)

187 I dragged my family to The Legend of Boggy Creek when I was a kid.
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I saw that one as a kid too.

Posted by: Crusader at November 19, 2025 10:23 AM (TN0g+)

188 Woman is still just dating so late in life.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 19, 2025
*
It's hard out there for a mummy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025

***
Taylor remembers the singles scene at the Baths of Caracalla in Rome -- when it first opened.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 19, 2025 10:24 AM (wzUl9)

189 It is a discomfort to think I may be related to her

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 19, 2025 10:23 AM (xDEVV)

Meh. You can't pick your genes.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 19, 2025 10:25 AM (dK+Kv)

190 It's hard out there for a mummy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025

***
Taylor remembers the singles scene at the Baths of Caracalla in Rome -- when it first opened.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 19, 2025 10:24 AM (wzUl9)

Chick was something in the early days of the wheel.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 19, 2025 10:26 AM (dK+Kv)

191 Meh. You can't pick your genes.

But you can look great in American Eagle ones!

Posted by: Sydney Sweeey at November 19, 2025 10:26 AM (sKqQm)

192 Swisher is a bull dyke writer for the New Yorker magazine.

She makes Rosie ODonnell look good.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 10:26 AM (KDPiq)

193 nudes under a steady stream.

Posted by: cmeat at November 19, 2025 10:26 AM (R11M+)

194
She makes Rosie ODonnell look good.
Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 10:26 AM (KDPiq)

This......is not possible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

195 Who is Kara Swisher?

From wiki:
Kara Anne Swisher (/ˈkɛərə/ KAIR-ə; born December 11, 1962) is an American journalist. She has covered the business of the internet since 1994.

Me: *eyeroll*

The internet. In 1994. Yeah, tons of business going on there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2025 10:27 AM (bss/y)

196 If you are going to get dinner with Taylor Lorenz in 2025 you will have to take a COVID PCR test.

...and bring three Tana leaves.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

197 Weird how’s she’s lived well I to her 50s “without an immune harden”.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 19, 2025 10:28 AM (/AUU2)

198 Oh no the retard gov of NC don't like all this illegal getting in Charlotte. Shocker.

Posted by: NCKate at November 19, 2025 10:29 AM (uQzkA)

199 was poking around in the comment section over at arstechnica about the doordasher homepronographer and realized the one thing missing from the story: outrage that the doordasher assumed the gender of the person of passed-outage.
Posted by: anachronda

What's great is she caught two felonies. What sucks is it took a month.

If the roles had been reversed, the guy would have been arrested within the hour.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 10:29 AM (0E0In)

200 The internet. In 1994. Yeah, tons of business going on there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2025 10:27 AM (bss/y)

Ahem!!
- AOL

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 19, 2025 10:29 AM (/AUU2)

201 Leftist woke white women are a cancer.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 10:29 AM (KDPiq)

202 Taylor remembers the singles scene at the Baths of Caracalla in Rome -- when it first opened.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 19, 2025
*
Chick was something in the early days of the wheel.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 19, 2025

***
She was the biggest social influencer in the Assyrian Empire.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 19, 2025 10:30 AM (wzUl9)

203 170 If you are going to get dinner with Taylor Lorenz in 2025 you will have to take a COVID PCR test.
After the test, you will be asked to "be careful" before you arrive.
This is due to her "not having an immune system."
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As someone with an actual autoimmune disease making me susceptible to respiratory infections, I find her idiotic anti-scientific anti-factual mutterings akin to the speeches by substance abusing bums in the streets.

Covid has degenerated into the cold producing corona virus that is responsible along with rhinoviruses for what we call the common cold.

Novel variants of respiratory illness are more deadly but viruses over time, even engineered ones, become recognized by the body's immune system (unless you are stupid enough to keep getting vaxxed), even weak ones, to prevent the massive inflammatory response that novel variants often provoke.

Maltreatment due to CDC and NIH guidelines, vaxxes, and drugs, made Covid far more deadlier than it would have been if they had left it alone like in Sweden. And malicious slugs like Lorenz were cheerleading those nasty actions and want them to continue in perpetuity because she is mentally damaged.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2025 10:30 AM (WDjG6)

204 Ah, here comes every dude on here gushing endlessly over tits tits tits…

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 19, 2025 10:30 AM (6KcYW)

205 201 Leftist woke white women are a cancer.
Posted by: the way I see it
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Ass cancer.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2025 10:30 AM (WDjG6)

206 Taylor Lorenz: "I had a date the other night!"

Taylor's friend: "How'd you get along with his seeing-eye dog?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 19, 2025 10:31 AM (wzUl9)

207 if you show me yours, eilshemius.

Posted by: cmeat at November 19, 2025 10:31 AM (R11M+)

208 Ahem!!
- AOL
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 19, 2025 10:29 AM (/AUU2)

Wannabe.

Posted by: CompuServe at November 19, 2025 10:31 AM (6KcYW)

209 Up until yesterday, I never knew Christian rock band Skillet existed, but 'tis the season to be jolly.

https://is.gd/P1UzMh

Proving Hank Hill right, Christian rock doesn't make Christianity better, it makes rock worse.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 19, 2025 10:31 AM (L/fGl)

210 Here's the 6 Republicans that sold us out on the Plaskett censure last night:

GOP Present Votes:

Andrew Garbarino (NY)
Jay Obernolte (CA)
Dan Meuser (PA)

GOP No Votes:

Don Bacon (NE)
Lance Gooden (TX)
Dave Joyce (OH)

Posted by: Crusader at November 19, 2025 10:32 AM (TN0g+)

211 Kinda shocked MTG and Massie aren’t on the list.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 19, 2025 10:33 AM (/AUU2)

212 209 Proving Hank Hill right, Christian rock doesn't make Christianity better, it makes rock worse.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 19, 2025 10:31 AM (L/fGl)

When I was in high school, some of my friends were obsessed with Christian Ska.

I remember them mentioning Five Iron Frenzy and the Orange County Supertones a lot.

Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 10:33 AM (UnA8+)

213 198: so, is he equally upset that thousands of international travelers arriving at CLT face a grilling by CBP? Is he going to kick all CBP out of NC?

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 19, 2025 10:33 AM (6KcYW)

214 Kara Anne Swisher (/ˈkɛərə/ KAIR-ə; born December 11, 1962) is an American journalist. She has covered the business of the internet since 1994.

Me: *eyeroll*

The internet. In 1994. Yeah, tons of business going on there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I find journalists even lower than influencers--these are tards that smear themselves with their own feces and howl at the moon on a regular basis. I prefer getting information from inmates at an insane asylum because they are more relevant and truthful than anything coming out of a journalist's pen or mouth.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2025 10:34 AM (WDjG6)

215 I see a Klimt sold for $264 million.

Imagine if his 'Medicine' had survived the Nazis torching it and its two accompanying paintings to be sold?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2025 10:34 AM (lkmtx)

216 Proving Hank Hill right, Christian rock doesn't make Christianity better, it makes rock worse.

There are exceptions, I like Kutless for example.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2025 10:34 AM (sKqQm)

217 182 He said he believes illegal aliens should be treated humanely but stressed that this does not mean calling for open borders.

So we will humanely deport them. Problem solved.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 19, 2025 10:35 AM (6KcYW)

218 That stream looks quite cold and too full of boulders to frolic in. The artist should have found a warmer looking backdrop stream to make the picture believable. I looked him up and he had some better landscapes, perhaps painting nudes was too distracting for him.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 19, 2025 10:36 AM (CFj4+)

219 "There are exceptions, I like Kutless for example."

I agree. Another Example: Phil Keaggy has been awesome over the years.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at November 19, 2025 10:36 AM (6qf1m)

220 Illegals are criminals. They are afforded the same “humane treatment” as any criminal who is arrested.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 19, 2025 10:37 AM (/AUU2)

221 211 Kinda shocked MTG and Massie aren’t on the list.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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Grifters are smart enough to give some time before switching gears on their grift.

The others are perfect examples of GOPe grifters without a bone of principle in their bodies. I think Joyce already has a challenger for the primary, Bacon is retiring, and dunno about Gooden. He might be one of those awful TX Bushies that lick Rove's taint.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2025 10:37 AM (WDjG6)

222 144 No dog. Who cares.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 19, 2025 10:10 AM (L/FwZ)

We want Dogs Playing Poker!

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 19, 2025 10:37 AM (6KcYW)

223 Schools in the brown part of town are having 70% of students absent this week. Maybe school funding could be cut if we booted all the illegals.

Posted by: NCKate at November 19, 2025 10:38 AM (uQzkA)

224 CBD knows how to please the horde!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2025 09:51 AM (GbwPZ)

There's no pleasing the Horde!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2025 10:16 AM (n9ltV)

====

Which pleases the Horde.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 19, 2025 10:16 AM (GBKbO)

*taps finger on chin* Hmmm. Maybe.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 19, 2025 10:38 AM (g8Ew8)

225 Quiet morning here at Chez Wolfus. No need to go out (and spend money) just to be going out. I'll take it easy today.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 19, 2025 10:38 AM (wzUl9)

226 Dogs dressed as Elvis playing poker and painted on black velvet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2025 10:38 AM (lkmtx)

227 Proving Hank Hill right, Christian rock doesn't make Christianity better, it makes rock worse.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Eh, different strokes for different folks. I prefer old church hymns myself sung by choirs with organ and piano accompaniment. Not everyone agrees.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2025 10:39 AM (WDjG6)

228 ‘This Is It’: Kara Swisher Makes Bold Prediction Epstein Files End Trump’s Presidency Early

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The wheels are coming off the walls that are circling the bowl where the fat lady is singing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2025 10:39 AM (0RiMX)

229 Proving Hank Hill right, Christian rock doesn't make Christianity better, it makes rock worse.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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That was a great episode.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 10:40 AM (KDPiq)

230 220 Illegals are criminals. They are afforded the same “humane treatment” as any criminal who is arrested.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 19, 2025 10:37 AM (/AUU2)

Yes. Because crossing a border at places NOT an PoE is a crime. Send all of them packing.

No other country’s government is going to be sympathetic to me if I just stroll in. I expect to be hassled any time I enter Canada and an pm presently surprised when I am not.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 19, 2025 10:40 AM (6KcYW)

231 We know where this is going just by the body positions … we just arrived too early, 'cos the fun hasn't started … yet.

Posted by: Dr_No at November 19, 2025 10:40 AM (ayRl+)

232 Over 30,000 students were absent in the Charlotte area while ICE was in town. School officials say illegal aliens have "constitutional right" to "free" education.

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Good and plenty clause. It’s like Santa Claus except better.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 19, 2025 10:41 AM (L/fGl)

233 223 Schools in the brown part of town are having 70% of students absent this week. Maybe school funding could be cut if we booted all the illegals.
Posted by: NCKate at November 19, 2025 10:38 AM (uQzkA)

BUT WE NEED MORE MONEY!!!

Posted by: Every school district and the Texas Association of School Boards at November 19, 2025 10:41 AM (6KcYW)

234 223 Schools in the brown part of town are having 70% of students absent this week. Maybe school funding could be cut if we booted all the illegals.
Posted by: NCKate
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That is one of the reasons that the government agencies at the local level hate the idea of their clients being deported. Less money in the budget then for the government agencies depending on body counts for budgets and grants.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2025 10:41 AM (WDjG6)

235 this painting looks like a preliminary sketch

would be laughed out of a Senior Portfolio Critique at any credible art school

such as PAFA

are they still legit? I don't know

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2025 10:42 AM (dCxaZ)

236 232 Over 30,000 students were absent in the Charlotte area while ICE was in town. School officials say illegal aliens have "constitutional right" to "free" education.

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Good and plenty clause. It’s like Santa Claus except better.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 19, 2025 10:41 AM (L/fGl)

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SCOTUS precedent, actually.

Plyler v Doe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 19, 2025 10:42 AM (GBKbO)

237 I had a relative drive to Canuckistan at one of the more remote crossings.

There was no one there. He waited a while and then drive through.

About 10 minutes later a Canuck border guard came up speeding behind him and took him back to the crossing and grilled him for a while. Eventually he was allowed back into Canada but it was made very clear he could have been arrested for what he did.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2025 10:42 AM (sKqQm)

238 The wheels are coming off the walls that are circling the bowl where the fat lady is singing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
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The windmills in her mind are all tattered and broken.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2025 10:43 AM (WDjG6)

239 223 Schools in the brown part of town are having 70% of students absent this week. Maybe school funding could be cut if we booted all the illegals.
Posted by: NCKate at November 19, 2025 10:38 AM (uQzkA)

I don’t have a constituency as much as I have a vast collection if ATMs for schools. People just need to give all their money to public schools and if it means they go broke and the schools still suck, well, so be it.

Posted by: TX State Rep Ken King at November 19, 2025 10:43 AM (6KcYW)

240 No other country’s government is going to be sympathetic to me if I just stroll in. I expect to be hassled any time I enter Canada and an pm presently surprised when I am not.
Posted by: Cow Demon at November 19, 2025 10:40 AM (6KcYW)

Canuckistani border guards are some of the rudest ones I’ve ever encountered. It’s hilarious how they’re always so concerned that I might be going there to work yet their official policy is “let anyone from third world in”.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 19, 2025 10:43 AM (/AUU2)

241 Ah, here comes every dude on here gushing endlessly over tits tits tits…
Posted by: Cow Demon at November 19, 2025 10:30 AM (6KcYW)

And the issue here is........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

242 If you climb over the wall of the local Country Club and mix in with the members and play a few rounds of golf doesn't give you a free pass to stay until there is a hearing in a few months to see if you will be kicked out.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 10:44 AM (KDPiq)

243 Eh, different strokes for different folks. I prefer old church hymns myself sung by choirs with organ and piano accompaniment. Not everyone agrees.
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I kid you not I prefer JD Sumner and the Stamps Quartet. Gospel quartet music is gospel done right.

Posted by: Crusader at November 19, 2025 10:44 AM (TN0g+)

244 Oh yeah there are many remote northern border crossings that close up shop for the night. Like 7pm border is closed until 8am the next day.

And I’m sure all the fentanyl smugglers obey those hours as well.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 19, 2025 10:44 AM (/AUU2)

245 237 I had a relative drive to Canuckistan at one of the more remote crossings.

There was no one there. He waited a while and then drive through.

About 10 minutes later a Canuck border guard came up speeding behind him and took him back to the crossing and grilled him for a while. Eventually he was allowed back into Canada but it was made very clear he could have been arrested for what he did.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2025 10:42 AM (sKqQm)

Now, if CBP did that if it were opposite (entering the U.S.), the CBP agent would doubtless be arrested for crimes against humanity.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 19, 2025 10:45 AM (6KcYW)

246 CBD knows how to please the horde!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2025 09:51 AM (GbwPZ)

There's no pleasing the Horde!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2025 10:16 AM (n9ltV)

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Which pleases the Horde.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 19, 2025 10:16 AM (GBKbO)

Are we not diverted?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2025 10:45 AM (2WIwB)

247 And the issue here is........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

Nothing. Just (yawn)

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 19, 2025 10:45 AM (6KcYW)

248 About 10 minutes later a Canuck border guard came up speeding behind him and took him back to the crossing and grilled him for a while. Eventually he was allowed back into Canada but it was made very clear he could have been arrested for what he did.

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Nobody expects the Canadian Inquisition!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2025 10:46 AM (0RiMX)

249 Eh, different strokes for different folks. I prefer old church hymns myself sung by choirs with organ and piano accompaniment. Not everyone agrees.

I'm partial to Gregorian chant and the 19c devotionals that are played after Communion, like Panis Angelicus and Adoremus Te Christi. but my local parish rarely uses these works

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2025 10:46 AM (dCxaZ)

250 SCOTUS precedent, actually.

Plyler v Doe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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To be pedantic, Plyer actually did not say that. Instead, it said if a state declares a state constitutional right to a free and public education, then it cannot deny illegals services because illegals are a suspect classification under the 14th Amendment's equal protection clause and state actions preventing illegals from entry cannot be supported under strict scrutiny of the state's actions, even intermediate scrutiny.

There is no federal constitutional right to a free education so Scotus backdoored it to the 14th which gave federal courts the ability to hear such cases.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2025 10:46 AM (WDjG6)

251 Proving Hank Hill right, Christian rock doesn't make Christianity better, it makes rock worse.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Stryper hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

252 There are exceptions, I like Kutless for example.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2025 10:34 AM (sKqQm)

Those guys are really good. Saw them open for Casting Crowns several years ago. Became a fan immediately.

Posted by: Doof at November 19, 2025 10:47 AM (Ltmlv)

253 And the issue here is........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

Too many titty-nannies on this blog?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2025 10:47 AM (n9ltV)

254
Nothing. Just (yawn)
Posted by: Cow Demon at November 19, 2025 10:45 AM (6KcYW)

I will ask The Horde to shoot me at a MoMe should I ever grow bored with boobs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)

255 osted by: whig at November 19, 2025 10:39 AM (WDjG6)

I agree!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2025 10:47 AM (8Xy/A)

256 And the issue here is........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

incel-adjacent behavior??

IMHO of course

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2025 10:47 AM (dCxaZ)

257 172 "Josh" is the gayest name known to man. This is known.
Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 10:16 AM (UnA8+)

'Taint true!
Posted by: Josh Brolin at November 19, 2025 10:18 AM (wVcYX)

Shirley you're Joshing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2025 10:47 AM (uWKK8)

258
Too many titty-nannies on this blog?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2025 10:47 AM (n9ltV)

Seems odd for a Military Blog, no?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)

259 sorry to be late...read the content

Posted by: DanMan at November 19, 2025 10:48 AM (8uzBS)

260 Whoa.
Crude but...hot naked chicks.

I'm not impressed but I am aroused.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 19, 2025 10:48 AM (xcxpd)

261 If you climb over the wall of the local Country Club and mix in with the members and play a few rounds of golf doesn't give you a free pass to stay until there is a hearing in a few months to see if you will be kicked out.
Posted by: the way I see it at November 19, 2025 10:44 AM (KDPiq)

Same goes for gated communities in NoVa. If you don’t live there you can scale the fence, walk into an AWFL’s home and take over a spare bedroom while you get your due process hearing 18 months later.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 19, 2025 10:48 AM (/AUU2)

262 I'm partial to Gregorian chant and the 19c devotionals that are played after Communion, like Panis Angelicus and Adoremus Te Christi. but my local parish rarely uses these works
Posted by: kallisto
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I'll listen to Gregorian chants on occasion or simply classical instrumental takes on very old church tunes but they don't speak to me other than as background music for my own thoughts.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2025 10:48 AM (WDjG6)

263 "Josh" is the gayest name known to man. This is known.
Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 10:16 AM (UnA8+)

'Taint true!
Posted by: Josh Brolin at November 19, 2025 10:18 AM (wVcYX)

Shirley you're Joshing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2025 10:47 AM

I think he's serious. And stop calling him Shirley.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2025 10:49 AM (bFu5X)

264 Proving Hank Hill right, Christian rock doesn't make Christianity better, it makes rock worse.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Stryper hardest hit.
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"To Hell With The Devil" is actually a pretty awesome metal song. I think Ace Frehley's "Rock Soldiers" song is an example of a Christian rock song.

Posted by: Crusader at November 19, 2025 10:49 AM (TN0g+)

265 Over 30,000 students were absent in the Charlotte area while ICE was in town. School officials say illegal aliens have "constitutional right" to "free" education.

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Good and plenty clause. It’s like Santa Claus except better.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 19, 2025 10:41 AM (L/fGl)

Even Santy kept a list.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 19, 2025 10:49 AM (g8Ew8)

266 241 Ah, here comes every dude on here gushing endlessly over tits tits tits…
Posted by: Cow Demon at November 19, 2025 10:30 AM (6KcYW)

And the issue here is........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, this is a Wednesday.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2025 10:49 AM (bss/y)

267 'Nudes by a Stream' was the original draft of the Dolly Parton/Kenny Rogers duet until she rewrote it as 'Islands in the Stream'.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 19, 2025 10:49 AM (NoHL0)

268 I'm not impressed but I am aroused.

The Paolo, he does not - how you say? - understand those words in that order.

Posted by: Paolo at November 19, 2025 10:50 AM (ufSfZ)

269 incel-adjacent behavior??

IMHO of course
Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2025 10:47 AM (dCxaZ)

Wait, when did loving breasts become incel adjacent?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2025 10:50 AM (bss/y)

270 My lemon is so hard right now it could cut granite.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 19, 2025 10:51 AM (tMU8L)

271 students were absent in the Charlotte area while ICE was in town. School officials say illegal aliens have "constitutional right" to "free" education.

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Officials aren’t wrong. SCOTUS said they do have this supposed right.

But what officials really care about is the funding they get for all the illegal children.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 19, 2025 10:51 AM (/AUU2)

272 Too many titty-nannies on this blog?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2025 10:47 AM (n9ltV)

Or hooter-nannies!
("hootenanny")

Posted by: GWB at November 19, 2025 10:51 AM (PCsjq)

273 "To Hell With The Devil" is actually a pretty awesome metal song. I think Ace Frehley's "Rock Soldiers" song is an example of a Christian rock song.

Somewhere I have a limited edition 45 of Spinal Tap's "Christmas With The Devil."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 19, 2025 10:51 AM (ufSfZ)

274 How the hell does the 14th amendment guarantee freebies for non-citizens?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2025 10:51 AM (sKqQm)

275 274 How the hell does the 14th amendment guarantee freebies for non-citizens?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2025 10:51 AM (sKqQm)

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It's the penumbras.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 19, 2025 10:52 AM (GBKbO)

276 Amazingly, the airport has a Carlos Santana song playing over their sound system.

Thumbs up from me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2025 10:52 AM (jKNps)

277 At least it's not a couple of fags ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 19, 2025 10:52 AM (iFTx/)

278 I agree!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I think congregations singing hymns together make sweet music together rather than being a passive listener of choirs only and professional musicians.

I feel the same way about watching golf and playing golf. Won't watch golf on tv or at a tournament but when I played golf years ago as a participant, it was much more interesting and engaging to me.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2025 10:53 AM (WDjG6)

279
Wait, when did loving breasts become incel adjacent?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2025 10:50 AM (bss/y)

I believe they're referring to the gentleman that's bored with boobs, or frustrated with a lack thereof.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)

280 Plyer v Doe was the scotus decision in 1982 that said publik skools have to provide free education to illegal alien children.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 19, 2025 10:53 AM (/AUU2)

281
Taylor remembers the singles scene at the Baths of Caracalla in Rome -- when it first opened.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 19, 2025

Taylor did amateur pron when cuneiform was the big internet innovation.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2025 10:53 AM (y9nCu)

282 No other country’s government is going to be sympathetic to me if I just stroll in. I expect to be hassled any time I enter Canada and an pm presently surprised when I am not.
Posted by: Cow Demon

Sneak into Mexico from their southern border with the intent of staying in Mexico.

Bad juju.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 10:53 AM (0E0In)

283 Or hooter-nannies!
("hootenanny")

The Hootenanny Singers was Bjorn Ulvaeus' band before he helped found ABBA.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 19, 2025 10:53 AM (ufSfZ)

284 204 Ah, here comes every dude on here gushing endlessly over tits tits tits…
Posted by: Cow Demon at November 19, 2025 10:30 AM (6KcYW)

"Cow" in username, yet complains about where milk comes from...

Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 10:53 AM (UnA8+)

285 Too many titty-nannies on this blog?

speaking only for myself, who by virtue of my art training have seen my share of naked strangers, in fact WAY more than I ever wished, desired or hoped to...
and is really just kind of *meh* about anything related to naked human body parts...

it does strike me as a little needy, the relentless obsession over BOOBS! BEWBS! or whichever appellation the AoS Moron designates the female mammary...
as if a guy is not seeing enough of breastage in real life and therefore longs for the sight of a female breast on a smart military blog, even if said depiction is lame and cartoonish, like today's example.

but then again, it *is* mostly Boomers here, myself included

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2025 10:53 AM (dCxaZ)

286 Too many titty-nannies on this blog?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2025 10:47 AM (n9ltV)

I saw Tittie Nannies open for Breasts of Fire........

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 19, 2025 10:54 AM (g8Ew8)

287 Nudes by a Stream' was the original draft of the Dolly Parton/Kenny Rogers duet until she rewrote it as 'Islands in the Stream'.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 19, 2025 10:49 AM (NoHL0)
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Not to wreck your joke, but the Bee Gee's wrote it

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2025 10:54 AM (jKNps)

288 Stryper hardest hit.
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"To Hell With The Devil" is actually a pretty awesome metal song. I think Ace Frehley's "Rock Soldiers" song is an example of a Christian rock song.
Posted by: Crusader at November 19, 2025 10:49 AM (TN0g+)

Stryper is hard core Christian and hard core rock.
And its biggest enemies come from so-called Christians, not from non-believers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 19, 2025 10:54 AM (xcxpd)

289 279
Wait, when did loving breasts become incel adjacent?

it is all explained, Grasshopper, @ 285

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2025 10:54 AM (dCxaZ)

290 Zohran Mamdani Wants a “Better Distribution of Wealth”

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You know, distributing it from the people who work to the people who don't.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 19, 2025 10:54 AM (L/fGl)

291 I believe they're referring to the gentleman that's bored with boobs, or frustrated with a lack thereof.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)

But we are expressing our enthusiasm for the female form! Bored? We are far from it!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2025 10:55 AM (bss/y)

292 How the hell does the 14th amendment guarantee freebies for non-citizens?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2025 10:51 AM (sKqQm)

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It's the penumbras.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

They're emanating.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 10:55 AM (0E0In)

293 290 Zohran Mamdani Wants a “Better Distribution of Wealth”

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You know, distributing it from the people who work to the people who don't.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 19, 2025 10:54 AM (L/fGl)

Away from the Filthy Kuffar, and into the hands of the Ummah.

Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 10:55 AM (UnA8+)

294 Or hooter-nannies!
("hootenanny")
Posted by: GWB at November 19, 2025 10:51 AM (PCsjq)

Crossing streams here. The Hooters had a song called "All You Zombies" which had Biblical references.

Posted by: Doof at November 19, 2025 10:56 AM (Ltmlv)

295 290 Zohran Mamdani Wants a “Better Distribution of Wealth”

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You know, distributing it from the people who work to the people who don't.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 19, 2025 10:54 AM (L/fGl)

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The corruption of the Mamdani years is going to make the corruption of the DeBlasio years look like a Methodist Jello party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 19, 2025 10:56 AM (GBKbO)

296 274 How the hell does the 14th amendment guarantee freebies for non-citizens?
Posted by: 18-1

Plyer rather slyly put the onus on states. Basically if the states guarantee a right--then you cannot exclude non citizens from that right. Too short a time to go into substantive due process but the 14th's equal protection clause has been warped into a endless demand of groups for special rights instead of its original intent which was to make sure freed slaves were treated fairly by states on par with whites.

It had nothing to do with gay marriage, illegals getting free education and medical treatment or welfare, etc.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2025 10:56 AM (WDjG6)

297 Too many titty-nannies on this blog?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2025 10:47 AM (n9ltV)

Seems odd for a Military Blog, no?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)

We have fallen far from Space King's truth...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 19, 2025 10:56 AM (xcxpd)

298 They're emanating.
Posted by: rickb223
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Like waste from a nuclear reactor.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2025 10:57 AM (WDjG6)

299 -
You know, distributing it from the people who work to the people who don't.
Posted by: Anonosau

Which then begs the question. Why work?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 19, 2025 10:57 AM (/AUU2)

300 I believe they're referring to the gentleman that's bored with boobs, or frustrated with a lack thereof.
Posted by: Sponge

Frustration Station

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 10:57 AM (0E0In)

301 Zohran Mamdani Wants a “Better Distribution of Wealth”
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Since he is rich and never worked a day in his life he thinks money just comes your way if you stand around

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2025 10:57 AM (jKNps)

302
But we are expressing our enthusiasm for the female form! Bored? We are far from it!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2025 10:55 AM (bss/y)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

303 301 Zohran Mamdani Wants a “Better Distribution of Wealth”
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Since he is rich and never worked a day in his life he thinks money just comes your way if you stand around

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2025 10:57 AM (jKNps)

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Downwardly mobile children of elites make the most ardent of communists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 19, 2025 10:57 AM (GBKbO)

304 it is all explained, Grasshopper, @ 285
Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2025 10:54 AM (dCxaZ)

Ah. Well, with all due respect, Ma'am: that's horseshit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2025 10:57 AM (bss/y)

305 "I saw Tittie Nannies open for Breasts of Fire"

...who formed after Lava Nips erupted,

Posted by: Bad Andrew at November 19, 2025 10:58 AM (6qf1m)

306 >>>It had nothing to do with gay marriage, illegals getting free education and medical treatment or welfare, etc.

it's like old, dude, and written by blech -- straight white males-- we need those penumbras and emanations

Posted by: Law Profs at November 19, 2025 10:58 AM (jGJov)

307 OT-So, I am going to have lunch with my dear liberal friend. I obviously cannot talk to her about politics because she loathes Trump. I also asked her about a place to go and she said, "That's been closed for months. ICE picked up the owner for no reason." Uhh, no I think he was working for the Chinese government. "(I didn't say that.) I guess we''ll just talk about family and the church.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2025 10:58 AM (8Xy/A)

308 I saw Methodist Jello Party open for the 1910 Fruitgum Company waaay back in the day...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 19, 2025 10:58 AM (xDEVV)

309
Frustration Station
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 10:57 AM (0E0In)

*Found on the cutting room floor of Schoolhouse Rock

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)

310 308 I saw Methodist Jello Party open for the 1910 Fruitgum Company waaay back in the day...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 19, 2025 10:58 AM (xDEVV)

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Taylor Lorenz...you're not supposed to sock regulars.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 19, 2025 10:58 AM (GBKbO)

311 but then again, it *is* mostly Boomers here, myself included
Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2025 10:53 AM (dCxaZ)

But isn't boomers just another way of saying boobs?

Posted by: Polka will never die at November 19, 2025 10:58 AM (ftvNl)

312 "I saw Tittie Nannies open for Breasts of Fire"

...who formed after Lava Nips erupted,
Posted by: Bad Andrew at November 19, 2025 10:58 AM (6qf1m)

Some soothing balm may help with that.

Posted by: Josh Brolin at November 19, 2025 10:58 AM (wVcYX)

313 Downwardly mobile children of elites make the most ardent of communists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 19, 2025 10:57 AM (GBKbO)

It is their best chance to instead be upwardly mobile for nothing. They can be one of the named ones, line their pockets and send their enemies to the camps.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2025 10:58 AM (bss/y)

314
How the hell does the 14th amendment guarantee freebies for non-citizens?
Posted by: 18-1
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It's the penumbras.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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They're emanating.
Posted by: rickb223

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They're engorged enough to make Paolo jealous.
- there's a channel for that on Pr0n Hub

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 19, 2025 10:59 AM (QVmho)

315 Money like just shows up in Elon’s bank account. Kinda how electricity just shows up at the light switch.
- the left

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 19, 2025 10:59 AM (/AUU2)

316 All right, folks, I am calling it a day.

Hope you all have a wonderful week.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 19, 2025 10:59 AM (ufSfZ)

317 313 Downwardly mobile children of elites make the most ardent of communists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 19, 2025 10:57 AM (GBKbO)

It is their best chance to instead be upwardly mobile for nothing. They can be one of the named ones, line their pockets and send their enemies to the camps.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2025 10:58 AM (bss/y)

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It's working for Mamdani. He went from dumbass kid of Mira Nair who couldn't even get into Columbia despite his dad being a professor there to mayor of NYC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 19, 2025 10:59 AM (GBKbO)

318 Frustration Station
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 10:57 AM (0E0In)

*Found on the cutting room floor of Schoolhouse Rock
Posted by: Sponge

I couldn't come up with anything.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 10:59 AM (0E0In)

319 Nice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 19, 2025 10:59 AM (snZF9)

320 speaking only for myself, who by virtue of my art training have seen my share of naked strangers, in fact WAY more than I ever wished, desired or hoped to...
and is really just kind of *meh* about anything related to naked human body parts...

it does strike me as a little needy, the relentless obsession over BOOBS! BEWBS! or whichever appellation the AoS Moron designates the female mammary...
as if a guy is not seeing enough of breastage in real life and therefore longs for the sight of a female breast on a smart military blog, even if said depiction is lame and cartoonish, like today's example.

but then again, it *is* mostly Boomers here, myself included
Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2025 10:53 AM (dCxaZ)

STOP TRYING TO FRACTURE THE TITTY COALITION!1!! IT"S BAD FOR THR COUNTRY AND BAD FOR THE TITTY MOVEMENT!!1!

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2025 10:59 AM (g47mK)

321 305 "I saw Tittie Nannies open for Breasts of Fire"

...who formed after Lava Nips erupted,
Posted by: Bad Andrew at November 19, 2025 10:58 AM (6qf1m)

'Lava nips'. Huh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2025 10:59 AM (bss/y)

322 Minkey up!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2025 11:00 AM (0E0In)

323 Speaking of art, I saw the PBS docu on Basquiat last week. My biggest takeaway is that the art world is a wretched hive of scum and villainy and perverted faggotry.

Basquiat himself had more talent than the usual "modern art" hack, but he basically painted the same painting over and over.

The art world was desperate to find the Next Big Thing and he fell right into it. Young, black, charismatic, and with a (fake) hint of 70s black power liberation? The effete faggots and remoras couldn't resist.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 19, 2025 11:00 AM (iFTx/)

324 "To Hell With The Devil" is actually a pretty awesome metal song. I think Ace Frehley's "Rock Soldiers" song is an example of a Christian rock song.

Posted by: Crusader

There's also the small matter of the other cover of "God Gave Rock and Roll To You"...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at November 19, 2025 11:00 AM (OUMaO)

325 it is all explained, Grasshopper, @ 285
Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2025 10:54 AM (dCxaZ)

Ah. Well, with all due respect, Ma'am: that's horseshit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2025 10:57 AM (bss/y)

Yeah, I am not going to be made to feel bad about liking boobs from someone who gets to see them every day.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 19, 2025 11:00 AM (dK+Kv)

326 Downwardly mobile children of elites make the most ardent of communists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 19, 2025 10:57 AM (GBKbO)
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Engels says "hi!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2025 11:01 AM (X0yXK)

327 >>Which then begs the question.

"Begs the question" does not mean what you think it means.

Posted by: one hour sober at November 19, 2025 11:01 AM (Y1sOo)

328 But isn't boomers just another way of saying boobs?

Posted by: Polka will never die at November 19, 2025 10:58 AM (ftvNl)

I don't know, maybe boobyheads is the appropriate term??

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2025 11:01 AM (dCxaZ)

329
Ah. Well, with all due respect, Ma'am: that's horseshit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2025 10:57 AM (bss/y)

Agreed.

Seems women would be incredibly frustrated should men become bored with the female form and pay them no mind.......

I've been with the same woman for almost 30 years now and still tend to sneak a peak while she's in the shower, should I not be in there with her. And she knows it.....and appreciates it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 19, 2025 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

330 Stryper is hard core Christian and hard core rock.
And its biggest enemies come from so-called Christians, not from non-believers.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

If people like it, then fine to listen to I guess if the lyrics and presentation are not designed to lead people astray. But I really don't care to be a spectator watching a show--singing hymns as part of a congregation puts the focus on a person's ties to others present as well as offering up your own musical praise to the Lord.

Sometimes, the values of entertainment run contrary to the primary focus in a service on how to facilitate a relationship between the individual and the Lord.

Outside of religious services, I listen to all sorts of music and you can find meaningful and wholesome, or simply juvenile and funny like Ray Steven's work such as the Squirrel Revival.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2025 11:03 AM (WDjG6)

331 as if a guy is not seeing enough of breastage in real life and therefore longs for the sight of a female breast
Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2025 10:53 AM (dCxaZ)

Meh. I like the female form. If you're going to post paintings, then one of the nicer things to see is ... the female form. And one of the very nice parts of the female form are the breasts. And, since many paintings are idealized forms of whatever, the female form there is often idealized - IOW the nicest sort of female forms.

So, yes, I like this art a bit better than some others. And, because it's AoS I'm going to make jokes and remarks about breasts - because it's a thing here.

Posted by: GWB at November 19, 2025 11:03 AM (PCsjq)

332 It's working for Mamdani. He went from dumbass kid of Mira Nair who couldn't even get into Columbia despite his dad being a professor there to mayor of NYC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 19, 2025 10:59 AM (GBKbO)

Bowdoin is just about as selective as Columbia. Besides he’s a commie fuckstick but still at 18 probably wanted to get away from his parents for college like all 18 year olds.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 19, 2025 11:03 AM (/AUU2)

333 My biggest takeaway is that the art world is a wretched hive of scum and villainy and perverted faggotry.

Historically, it was always , umm..."colorful"...given the nature of artists and genius creative types...but starting in the late 19c it really began the descent into madness.

western art, anyway

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2025 11:04 AM (dCxaZ)

334 Seems women would be incredibly frustrated should men become bored with the female form and pay them no mind.......

I've been with the same woman for almost 30 years now and still tend to sneak a peak while she's in the shower, should I not be in there with her. And she knows it.....and appreciates it.
Posted by: Sponge
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Pair bonding is a thing often disdained in today's society.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2025 11:04 AM (WDjG6)

335 325 Yeah, I am not going to be made to feel bad about liking boobs from someone who gets to see them every day.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 19, 2025 11:00 AM (dK+Kv)

"All you have to do is take these little purple pills everyday, and you can grow your own..."

-The Troon Lobby

Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 11:05 AM (UnA8+)

336 So, yes, I like this art a bit better than some others. And, because it's AoS I'm going to make jokes and remarks about breasts - because it's a thing here.

Posted by: GWB at November 19, 2025 11:03 AM (PCsjq)

okay

in the past I have sent CBD paintings of male nudes or other types of paintings that the females here present may enjoy

looks like I have to ramp up my game

and also...

DICKS!
PENIS!!
SCHLONG!!
WANNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!

lol

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2025 11:06 AM (dCxaZ)

337 DICKS!
PENIS!!
SCHLONG!!
WANNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!

lol
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Ohhh, so you're to blame for naked guy on the ottoman. Shame on you.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2025 11:06 AM (WDjG6)

338 in the past I have sent CBD paintings of male nudes or other types of paintings that the females here present may enjoy
Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2025 11:06 AM (dCxaZ)

I don't mind. It won't maybe be my schtick (though plenty of "classical" era paintings show mythical men in the altogether, and I appreciate that art) but it's very legit to post.

Nude guy on ottoman, though... just no.

Posted by: GWB at November 19, 2025 11:11 AM (PCsjq)

339 I do not have a problem with nudes in paintings. I just don't think this is a particularly good painting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2025 11:11 AM (8Xy/A)

340 209 (… Proving Hank Hill right, Christian rock doesn't make Christianity better, it makes rock worse.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 19, 2025 10:31 AM (L/fGl)

That snarky line from Mike Judge’s word processor was ignorant then, and it’s ignorant now. But of course, there are none so blind as those who will not see….

324 (…There's also the small matter of the other cover of "God Gave Rock and Roll To You"...
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at November 19, 2025 11:00 AM (OUMaO)

Just be sure to listen to the version from Petra’s Come And Join Us, not their ill-considered update on Beat The System.

Posted by: goozer at November 19, 2025 11:12 AM (BAs8w)

341 I also find it funny that all this talk about boobs is taking place while Klaus Schulze’s Body Love II is playing in the background here. : )

Posted by: goozer at November 19, 2025 11:16 AM (BAs8w)

342 I did get a laugh about "titty nannies" though . I generally don't talk to my titties, "How are we today. honey bun" or "Do you have a boo-boo" or "It's bedtime now." It's rather like "The Sound of Music and Nanny Maria without the song s

Titty nannies"
LOL.

And yes, I knew what you meant CBD.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2025 11:30 AM (8Xy/A)

343 Also called "Women with scoliosis in front of brown smudge".

Posted by: stv at November 19, 2025 11:47 AM (XMeSM)

344 I diagnose two cases of scoliosis

Posted by: Doctor Duce at November 19, 2025 12:48 PM (FxINA)

345 "Cow" in username, yet complains about where milk comes from...
Posted by: XTC at November 19, 2025 10:53 AM (UnA8+)

Nah. It’s just that I reflect on some of my favorite women out there and why most guys do not like them.

I gush constantly about Catherine Elizabeth Middleton, the Princess of Wales. NONE of my friends like her. Or, Maria Sharapova. NONE of my friends like her. In both cases, the complaint is “She has no tits.” To which I just roll my eyes…

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 19, 2025 01:03 PM (6KcYW)

346 Streaming Gnus

Streaming News

Just not

Streaming Noose

Posted by: epador at November 19, 2025 01:24 PM (BWgrr)

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