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The Morning Report — 11/14/25

Good morning kids. Quite a few things breaking this morning, first of all comes news that Sen. John Fetterman was hospitalized yesterday

During an early morning walk, Senator Fetterman sustained a fall near his home in Braddock. Out of an abundance of caution, he was transported to a hospital in Pittsburgh. Upon evaluation, it was established he had a ventricular fibrillation flare-up that led to Senator Fetterman feeling light-headed, falling to the ground and hitting his face with minor injuries. Senator Fetterman had this to say: ‘If you thought my face looked bad before, wait until you see it now!’ He is doing well and receiving routine observation at the hospital. He has opted to stay so doctors can fine-tune his medication regimen. Senator Fetterman is grateful for the EMTs, doctors, and nurses who are providing his care.

Despite his party affiliation, his outspoken opposition to that party's positions on a number of crucial issues as well as their violent rhetoric and smearing of President Trump and his supporters has earned for him, at least in my eyes a level of respect I never thought I'd give when he first came onto the political scene running against Dr. Oz. Seems like a million years ago now. To me, John Fetterman is sort of an almost RINO, but kind of in a good way when you think about it, considering the actual definition of the term? Yes, at the end of the day he is a doctrinaire liberal Democrat and as a politician will no doubt go where he's kicked and generally vote the party line, but his willingness to sepeak honestly, openly, frankly and loudly against the hardcore leftist maniacs and their positions is both refreshing and welcome.

So I personally wish him well and that he has a full and speedy recovery.

I will bookend this with a report breaking this morning of the hospitalization of "Reverend" Jesse Jackson due to a progressively worsening "rare" neurological disorder, along with Parkinsons disease that he had been battling for the past several years.

Jackson's record as one of the most divisive racialists and race-hustlers to have blighted the American societal/political landscape is extensive, and as such he has done more to put people at each other's throats than anyone until the coming of Al Sharpton and of course Barack Hussein Obama.

I'll not share my feelings about Jesse Jackson as I'm sure you can probably draw your own conclusions.

Elsewhere, I give you a well-written piece that is otherwise clueless or naive in its outlook.

Congress Has Forgotten How to Legislate Congress once built the future through lawmaking; today, it mostly performs instead of legislates.

That's just the headline and sub-head. Where to even begin. Congress generally does not want to legislate as passing laws would make members of both parties politically vulnerable to voters should they pass unpopular legislation. On the other side of that coin, the author seems to have forgotten all about that thing called OBAMACARE which it's namesake and Congress rammed down the throats of the American people with virtually zero debate. Of course seizing one sixth of the American economy and literal control over the life and death of the populace tends to make gaining and maintaining absolute power that much easier. Tyrants and despots have known this sine time immemorial, and when Obama boasted about fundamentally transforming America that was not mere rhetoric. It was is and always will be his and his fellow travelers goal, by any and every means necessary.

About the only thing that has stood in their way has been President Trump and his ability to wield executive power in an attempt to rein in the real legislative power of Washington DC – the unelected unofficial and all-too-powerful so-called Fourth branch of government: the administrative state, bureaucracy. And that has been challenged and fought tooth and nail by Democrats, GOP sellouts and of course a rogue judiciary.

And, it is heartening to see that the administration is serious about going after Antifa in declaring it a foreign terrorist organization, although quite a bit of its terrorism is being inflicted right here at home. And on that note, with the rise of CommunISlam here at home, we face a monstrous internal threat like never before.

The Democrat party has transformed itself into the Democratic Socialists of America.

Yes as the title states American Communism must be eradicated. I am open to suggestions, preferably a solution that allows us to actually preserve the spirit if not the entirety of the Constitution, the rule of a just and stable law and our society and that does not entail bloodshed — except of course in self defense.

And internationally, things seem to be heating up in the southern hemisphere.

US aircraft carrier nears Venezuela in flex of American military power

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ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY LINKS

“The anarchists, Marxists, and violent extremists of Antifa have waged a terror campaign in the United States and across the Western world for decades, carrying out bombings, beatings, shootings, and riots in service of their extreme agenda.”
State Dept. to Designate Antifa as Foreign Terrorist Organization in Europe

CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION

Even in Bucharest, a Romanian freedom fighter’s warning proved clear: too many Americans have forgotten the price of liberty—and some no longer care to hear it.
Romania, Freedom Isn’t Free, and Oblivious Americans
The Democrat party has transformed itself into the Democratic Socialists of America.
American Communism Must Be Eradicated (How is this to be achieved? - jjs)
The corruption didn’t begin under Biden, and it won’t end under a Republican administration.
Calling It ‘Biden’s FBI’ Diminishes The Real Threat Of A Bureaucracy Gone Wild
Is America ready for meritocratic hiring again?
Disparate Impact Is on the Ropes
‘Thomas Jefferson said an ignorant people will never remain free for long, and he’s right,’ Justice Gorsuch said.
Justice Gorsuch: ‘The Greatest Danger America Faces Today’ Is ‘Itself’
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY, NEWSOM/DEMOCRAT VIOLENT INSURRECTION RIOTS
The Center to Advance Security in America (CASA) has filed a lawsuit against the government to secure records that would expose the millions of American taxpayer dollars that went to non-governmental organizations (NGOs) to resettle migrants across the United States under former [so-called quote-unquote] President Joe Biden, Breitbart News has exclusively learned.
Exclusive: Watchdog Group Sues to Expose Biden’s Funding to NGOs to Resettle Migrants Across U.S.
The initiative is part of a broader strategy to expand illegal immigration arrests and detentions across the country.
ICE Hiring Bounty Hunters, Private Eyes, and Skip Tracers to Catch Illegals.
Why must Americans have to put up with this risk and danger?
Trump Administration Wants to Deport Gang Member Abrego Garcia to This Vacationland
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
“Disgusting. Democrat Senators John Hickenlooper and Jack Reed say the shutdown — that put our most vulnerable at risk and deprived Americans of their paychecks and benefits for weeks — was ‘worth it,'” RNC Research pointed out, sharing a clip of both senators concluding that the longest shutdown in U.S. history was, indeed, worth it.
Democrat Senators Say Government Shutdown Was ‘Worth It’
Republicans celebrate the payment of SNAP benefits as if it's some great win for the country.
As The Longest Government Shutdown Ends, The SNAP Scam Returns
The following column was published on July 31st, 1961 by Ronald Reagan with Human Events, before he was ever President.
PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN: Encroaching Government Controls (1961)
TSA agents and air traffic controllers will receive financial recognition for their service during the shutdown, while air travel disruptions may persist temporarily.
Noem Distributes $10,000 Bonuses to TSA Agents Who Worked Through Shutdown.
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
GDP growth for the fourth quarter is expected to be halved, with 60,000 Americans losing jobs due to reduced economic output.
White House Says Democrat Govt Shutdown Cost $15 Billion Per Week, Hurt GDP.
If his vice president can do it, so can Trump.
Trump Should Learn From J.D. Vance When It Comes To Talking About Prices And Affordability
The newly released estimates from Maryland’s Department of Legislative Services (DLS) show that the deep blue state is expected to have structural deficits of $753 million in 2025, $259 million in 2026 and almost $1.2 billion in 2027. State lawmakers had previously projected a $321 million surplus for the start of fiscal year 2027 after finalizing the budget process when the 2025 legislative session ended, The Daily Record reported on Wednesday. (RELATED: Maryland Democrat Refuses To Go Along With Party’s Gerrymandering Push)
Maryland’s $1,400,000,000 Deficit The ‘Inevitable Result Of One-Party Rule,’ Lawmakers Say
An executive at one large parts maker said of GM’s initiative, "It’s a big effort. Suppliers are scrambling."
General Motors directs suppliers to find alternatives to China for parts
“The world the forecasts are trying to measure no longer exists...The supposed guardians of stability had become a major source of distortion...He’s on a mission to modernize US-led capitalism.”
Stephen Miran’s Post-Neoliberal Economics
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
Prosecutor Julio Villareal said the operation was one of the biggest in Panamanian waters to date, telling reporters on Tuesday that the 13 tons of drugs were “in this case, cocaine,” according to a report by CBS News.
13 Tons of Cocaine Headed for U.S. Seized from Ferry In Pacific, Panama Says
'His stance on law enforcement … is concerning to me,' sheriff says
Jay Jones' Attorney General Election Could Lead to Virginia Police Exodus, Law Enforcement Leaders Say
OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY
The only reason the media will cover antisemitism is to attack conservatives.
Media Eager to Talk About Republican, Not Democrat, Antisemitism
Drop Site News claims to be 'reader-supported' while being billionaire-funded
EXCLUSIVE: Soros Bankrolling Anti-Israel Drop Site News
Kenneth Levin’s timely new book probes an age-old phenomenon.
Understanding Jewish Self-Hatred
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
Al Qaeda, Hamas and Islamic terrorism have all become politically acceptable.
2025: The Year Islamic Terrorism Went Mainstream
Hopefully he’ll be denied any visa re-entry into America as a national security threat. (Hopefully CAIR will be dismantled and labeled a terror/adjacent threat! - jjs)
Hamas-Linked CAIR Helps Get Pro-Hamas ‘Journalist’ Sami Hamdi Released From Immigration Detention
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
The BBC on Thursday apologized to President Donald Trump for a Panorama documentary that stitched parts of his Jan. 6, 2021, speech together in a way that suggested he advocated violence, but the broadcaster rejected his demand for damages and said it won’t re-air the program.
BBC Grovels To Trump After Getting Caught Doctoring His Speech
'There's a lot of misunderstandings and also just outright lies,' Piker says
Hasan Piker Hails China as 'Normal Country' During Appearance on CCP Propaganda Outlet That Covers Up Uyghur Genocide
Tuesday’s PBS News Hour committed some serious bias by omission in Stephane Sy’s report from the campus of UCLA, home to actual Jew exclusion zones during the 2024 wave of pro-Hamas protests that plagued progressive college campuses. This August, UCLA settled with three Jewish students and a Jewish professor over the university failing to protect their civil rights against anti-Semitic campus mobs, which installed a so-called "Jew exclusion zone" erected and patrolled by campus protesters -- with the aid of UCLA's administration.
PBS Skips Jew-Free Zones at UCLA While Weeping for Loss of Academic Freedom
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS,
President Trump accepts responsibility for managing resources with accountability, rather than pretending abstinence protects the planet. Faithful stewardship means balancing production with preservation rather than choosing paralysis.
Dependence Is a Choice: How Trump Reasserted America’s Control Over Energy
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
Karol Markowicz: How does any child graduate from high school not knowing how to do basic math? How basic? In 2023, 13% of students who took a UC San Diego math assessment could not perform at first-grade level, and 25% of kids got the equation 7 + 2 = [ ] + 6 wrong.
College kids’ math skills worse than ever, California finds — blame our pass-the-buck public schools
You want to know why today’s kids know nothing about America’s past, and in fact in many cases actually believe falsely that America invented slavery and has always been an evil oppressive nation founded on that even more evil concept of capitalism, you need only compare pictures of two typical public school classrooms, one from 1909 and one from 2025.
Historical proof that today’s public schools are nothing but indoctrination mills poisoning minds
UVA’s previous president, Jim Ryan, resigned in June over pressure from the Department of Justice (DOJ) as the school was under investigation due to its alleged illegal diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) practices. Spanberger wrote in a letter sent to the board on Wednesday that she was “deeply concerned” by the events and insisted the board not take any further actions in its search until she enters office and appoints five new members, according to The Washington Post.
Spanberger Tries To Strong-Arm UVA, Stack Board Her Way Before President Picked
ABORTION
The footage pushes back at many who claim that late-term abortions in Canada are rare or require a medical reason for being performed.
WATCH: Undercover Footage Shows How Easy It Is to Get a Late-Term Abortion.
L'AFFAIRE EPSTEIN
They are trying to underscore allegations that Donald Trump was being blackmailed by Jeffrey Epstein.
Democrats And The Selective Epstein Email Release: There’s No ‘There’ There
They think Epstein's emails actually condemn Trump, when in reality, just the opposite is the case.
Democrats reach again into the great pile of Epstein-files doo-doo and just can't find their pony
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY
Another day, another Democrat found to be involved in some sort of fraud. More
Zero Days Without a Democrat Crime
Dana Williamson and others allegedly conspired to steal around $225,000 from Xavier Becerra’s dormant political campaign funds.
Newsom’s Ex-Chief Of Staff Indicted For Fraud Scheme Stealing Campaign Funds With Biden Official
Democrat Texas Rep. Jasmine Crockett lashed out at “MAGA” women while standing next to a man wearing a dress and heavy makeup. “You know a MAGA woman when you see one. They all have a look, right? Like, they lips be up to — anyway,” she said. The Daily Caller’s Natalie Sandoval breaks down the situation for Media Madness. Jasmine Crocko'shett Can’t See The Irony Standing Right Beside Her
Swalwell allegedly made “false and misleading statements” about his $1.2 million home in Washington, DC.
Yum-Yum Swalwell Referred to DOJ for Possible Mortgage and Tax Fraud
The January video was likely intended to mock Elon Musk, whose critics alleged that he performed the same salute during a rally that month
Kennedy Heir and House Candidate Jack Schlossberg Performed Nazi Salute in Since-Deleted Swipe at Elon Musk
Swalwell said, “Well, first, of course, these allegations are false, just like the allegations against Adam Schiff are false and Letitia James are false and Lisa Cook are false. And a spoiler alert for you, there will be allegations next week against somebody that’ll be false. No, the Justice Department has not said anything just through leaked media reporting. But this is really about Donald Trump going after his political enemies.” (This piece of shit criminal traitor deserves the needle and or Old Sparky - jjs)
SWALWELL: TRUMP OFFICIALS WILL FACE ‘ACCOUNTABILITY’ WHEN WE GET THE MAJORITY (go suck Xi's farts out of Fang-Fang's anus - jjs)
“California’s redistricting scheme is a brazen power grab that tramples on civil rights and mocks the democratic process,” Attorney General Pam Bondi said in an emailed statement. “Governor Newsom’s attempt to entrench one-party rule and silence millions of Californians will not stand.”
Justice Department sues to block California US House map in clash that could tip control of Congress
POLITICS
Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) was transported to a hospital in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, on Thursday after suffering injuries from a fall during a walk near his home.
John Fetterman Transported to Hospital After Suffering Injuries from Fall (He's an almost RINO but kind of in a good way! - jjs)
Referencing Theodore Roosevelt, Mr. Trump deserves credit for being the man in the arena striving valiantly to restore American greatness, defend Western Civilization, adhere to classical liberalism, and esteem normalcy and common sense
Trump Redux Year One
Douglas Murray: Schlossberg is 32 years old, and like a lot of people his age and younger he has tried to make a name for himself by being active online — including TikTok and Instagram. He picks fights with famous people, repeatedly insulted a member of his family (Robert Kennedy Jr.), used the “C” word about women he didn’t like and did bizarre performances like skateboarding while reciting poetry. He was what is known best as a “s–t-poster.”
Can Jack Schlossberg take internet trolling all the way to Congress?
Congress once built the future through lawmaking; today, it mostly performs instead of legislates.
Congress Has Forgotten How to Legislate (true but ignores the reality of who the Dems are and the nature of how our gov't functions/dysfunctions - jjs)
Stefanik edged out Hochul by 3 points in a match-up with independent voters.
WATCH OUT, KATHY: Stefanik Dominates With Independents, Beats Hochul In New Poll
This degenerate subhuman shit-whore can win only with millions of illegal alien votes.
Crockett: I’m Considering Senate Run — I Believe I Can ‘Expand the Electorate’
ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS . . . AND LEFTISTS
IDF: “One of the terrorist cells was in an advanced stage of operational readiness, prepared to carry out attacks within the immediate timeframe.”
Israel Busts Hamas Terror Network in Bethlehem, Nabs 50 Terrorists (What about Allentown and Easton? - jjs)
Does the Trump administration really believe this will persuade Hamas to disarm?
Netanyahu Yields to American Pressure, Will Let 200 Hamas Fighters Go Free
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
When Milei talks about renewing open trade in cattle markets with the United States, that is not a whimsical idea. That is material relief. That is the kind of exchange sovereign nations engage in when they view one another as partners rather than competitors in decline.
Scott Bessent humiliated MSNBC—and helped Argentina beat China at its own game
DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
The Ford’s impending arrival is a major moment in the Trump administration’s campaign in South America, which it describes as a counterdrug operation. It escalates the already massive buildup of military firepower in the region, with added pressure from bomber training runs near the Venezuelan coast, CIA operations that have been publicly authorized inside the country and boat strikes in the Caribbean and eastern Pacific Ocean that have killed over 75 people.
US aircraft carrier nears Venezuela in flex of American military power
"The Western Hemisphere is America’s neighborhood – and we will protect it."
Hegseth Announces New Operation Against Drug Cartels As Tensions Flare With Venezuela

HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
It has not lived up t any of its namesake's promises, which Democrats themselves proved with the Schumer Shutdown.
Here’s How To Measure Obamacare’s Failures
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
. . .significantly, the company successfully landed the rocket’s first stage on a barge in the Atlantic. New Glenn is now the second rocket company capable of vertically landing and recovering an orbital first stage, after SpaceX.
New Glenn successfully launches Escapade orbiters AND lands 1st stage
To capture the snapshot of the April 2024 supernova, astronomers used the European Southern Observatory’s Very Large Telescope in Chile, which was able to look at the polarization, or orientation, of the supernova’s light. Using a technique called spectropolarimetry, the researchers used the light’s polarization to re-create the explosion’s shape in its first moments. Their results showed that the light emanated not uniformly, like the light from a typical star, but elongated, shaped like an olive.
The earliest observations ever of a supernova exploding suggest the blast was bi-polar
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
Catholic hospitals serving one in seven U.S. patients will now adhere to these revised directives.
U.S. Catholic Bishops Ban Gender Transition Treatments in Catholic Hospitals.
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
How Tish Hyman is exposing the Dems’ fake identity coalition.
Black Lesbian Rapper Stands Against Trans
Christian Toto: Boxing pioneer has her back after media, Ruby Rose swarm 'Euphoria' star
Christy Martin Crushes Woke Mob’s Attack on Sydney Sweeney
The reality of spiritual warfare.
Tucker’s Demons
Cozy Earth, a mainstay on the 'Oprah's Favorite Things' gift list, sponsored a Carlson episode featuring a paid shill for Venezuela and Owens episodes featuring Charlie Kirk conspiracy theories
Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens Rake In Ad Dollars From Luxury Pajama Company Connected to Conservative Huntsman Family
By the omphaloskeptic Sixties — the age of staring at one’s own navel and calling it enlightenment — all the old wisdom had been pushed aside or replaced. “Know thyself” became “find yourself,” and the difference was everything. The first sought truth through humility; the second sought meaning through indulgence. The self was no longer something to be understood and disciplined, but something to be discovered and expressed.
How 'Finding Yourself' Replaced Knowing God
HITHER & YON
Later in the conversation, the research team described additional UFO encounters. In one instance, they captured footage of an object seemingly entering and exiting the water. They also detailed another sighting involving a number of black triangular crafts, which they detected inside a cloud and recorded using radar.
Research Team Seemingly Records Three UFOs In New York, Claims FBI ‘Very Concerned’ After Conversation With Them

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1 Morning, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2025 07:40 AM (+4yJ5)

2 Good morning horde! Happy Friday!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2025 07:40 AM (ExV1e)

3 Tech thread alerted.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2025 07:41 AM (ExV1e)

4 Happy Fricking Friday

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 14, 2025 07:41 AM (gbOdA)

5 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2025 07:42 AM (NwnyJ)

6 Good morning, JJ and horde!

Posted by: Polka will never die at November 14, 2025 07:42 AM (ftvNl)

7 I am open to suggestions

The problem is that we are up against people that don't recognize the rule of law and view our Constitution as an obstacle. I cannot think of any way to solve the problem that does not involve levels of violence that would make people outside this nation terrified of us.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2025 07:44 AM (+4yJ5)

8 Gut shabbes JJ!

and have a great weekend!

(&thank you, as always!)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 14, 2025 07:44 AM (kHop/)

9 Where to even begin. Congress generally does not want to legislate as passing laws would make members of both parties politically vulnerable to voters should they pass unpopular legislation. On the other side of that coin, the author seems to have forgotten all about that thing called OBAMACARE which it's namesake and Congress rammed down the throats of the American people with virtually zero debate.

Even Obamacare was an Enabling Act with minimal guidelines and a whole lot of "the Secretary shall determine" stuff.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2025 07:44 AM (ExV1e)

10 Today, building on @POTUS’s historic commitment to uproot Antifa’s campaign of political violence, the Department of State is designating four Antifa groups as Foreign Terrorist Organizations and Specially Designated Global Terrorists.

Kill a leader and hang a quarter of their body over each of the 4 Gate of DC and this shit ends Real Fn Fast.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 14, 2025 07:45 AM (gbOdA)

11 Who would not believe that the left slipped something into Fetterman's drink?

Posted by: fd at November 14, 2025 07:45 AM (vFG9F)

12
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 14, 2025 07:46 AM (tljrc)

13 >I'll not share my feelings about Jesse Jackson as I'm sure you can probably draw your own conclusions.
----

He grabbed MLK's bloody shirt on that balcony in Memphis, and monetized it

he is a shakedown artist and a ghoul

Posted by: Don Black at November 14, 2025 07:47 AM (AOsQT)

14 “ He answered, “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind’; and, ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.”

Luke 10:27

Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2025 07:47 AM (SuQXo)

15 bloorp glig sweebdib

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith... the anal behind anal sex at November 14, 2025 07:47 AM (pyoqV)

16 So for the 10th anniversary of the Bataclan massacre in France, the French held a Free Palestine rally at the Bataclan theater.

I think that's a de facto signal to seize their nukes, they're Islamic now.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2025 07:47 AM (NqGS/)

17 My wife has one savant like ability for no reason she remembers perfectly the lyrics to every commercial or tv theme that played in the 60s or 70s
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2025 12:13 AM

My wife remembers every time I was wrong.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 14, 2025 12:17 AM (jc0TO)

It’s a gift

Posted by: Tobys Wife at November 14, 2025 07:47 AM (GbLWf)

18 Thank you JJ. Top ‘o the morning to you… Fetterman is growing on me. Like a Quato type lump…. Sane Dems are so rare we’re bound to kinda like the ones that do exist

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2025 07:48 AM (lepZb)

19 Oh congress legislates, it's just that when they do it's usually garbage like the patriot act or Obumblescare.

The bottom line is that congress, in the main, does not represent the people and are largely there to feather their own nests and the nests of the paymasters and controllers.

What else can explain their constant drive to implement amnesty in some form or fashion even after they have been told directly by the people that we do not want amnesty.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 14, 2025 07:48 AM (XV/Pl)

20
Congress generally does not want to legislate as passing laws would make members of both parties politically vulnerable to voters should they pass unpopular legislation.

When was the last time that a Congress followed the Constitutionally described appropriations process in order to have monies appropriated for an upcoming fiscal year? Or, to put it in terms of how they have dodged doing so, when was the last time the government was NOT funded via Congress passing a continuing resolution?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 14, 2025 07:49 AM (xG4kz)

21 Kill a leader and hang a quarter of their body over each of the 4 Gate of DC and this shit ends Real Fn Fast.

Announcing that Antifa is outside the protection of the law and bounties will be paid out should help with attitude adjustments as well.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2025 07:49 AM (+4yJ5)

22 as a chicagoan born&raised, the reverend jackson is right the hell in the middle of don't-get-me-started territory.

evil grifter personified, top to bottom, front and back, side to side.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 14, 2025 07:49 AM (kHop/)

23 Justice Gorsuch: "If you ask me what the greatest danger America faces today, it's itself."

Compare and contrast with JEF, "we are the ones we've been waiting for"

Posted by: Polka will never die at November 14, 2025 07:49 AM (ftvNl)

24 I’ll never forget how Rush used to pronounce The Re….verend…. JJJJaaacckkkssoon…. Drawing it out and rolling it off his tongue…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2025 07:50 AM (lepZb)

25 I still remember George Will calling Jesse Jackson "the Democratic party's rented ranter." 🤣

Posted by: logprof at November 14, 2025 07:51 AM (WKcV2)

26 I’ll never forget how Rush used to pronounce The Re….verend…. JJJJaaacckkkssoon…. Drawing it out and rolling it off his tongue…

Similar to how he pronounced malignant dwarf Robert Reich's name.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2025 07:52 AM (NqGS/)

27 Democrat Texas Rep. Jasmine Crockett lashed out at “MAGA” women while standing next to a man wearing a dress and heavy makeup

Now that is funny- and ludicrous!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2025 07:52 AM (Yl2Ob)

28 "Netanyahu Yields to American Pressure, Will Let 200 Hamas Fighters Go Free"

Will they be given free cell phones upon release? Because I would be ok with that.

Posted by: fd at November 14, 2025 07:53 AM (vFG9F)

29 Jackson was a "race baiter." At least that's what my dad used to call him.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2025 07:53 AM (NwnyJ)

30 24, LOL, same here ... I heard it as I typed 22.

here's a good use for ai: train one on the 20+ years of his show transcripts & see what it has to say ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 14, 2025 07:53 AM (kHop/)

31 >“Know thyself” became “find yourself,” and the difference was everything.
-----

many people found themselves, and were profoundly disappointed

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Throw it- don't take the sack at November 14, 2025 07:53 AM (AOsQT)

32 Senator Fetterman had this to say: ‘If you thought my face looked bad before, wait until you see it now!’

--
I will pray for him.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 14, 2025 07:54 AM (6U1c2)

33 "Jackson was a "race baiter." At least that's what my dad used to call him.
Posted by: Martini Farmer"

Accurate. I call him and his ilk, "race mongers".

Posted by: fd at November 14, 2025 07:54 AM (vFG9F)

34 31 >“Know thyself” became “find yourself,” and the difference was everything.
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many people found themselves, and were profoundly disappointed
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Throw it- don't take the sack at November 14, 2025 07:53 AM (AOsQT)

"Pfft!"
John C. Holmes circa 1972 staring at his crotch

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2025 07:54 AM (x0n13)

35 CASA executives told Breitbart News that in Fiscal Year 2022, for instance, NGOs secured $6.4 billion in American taxpayer dollars to offer such benefits to migrants caught at the border.

We are paying for our Great Replacement.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 14, 2025 07:55 AM (gbOdA)

36 28 "Netanyahu Yields to American Pressure, Will Let 200 Hamas Fighters Go Free"

Will they be given free cell phones upon release? Because I would be ok with that.
Posted by: fd at November 14, 2025 07:53 AM (vFG9F)

They must have their COVID boosters! Fortified with cyanide.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2025 07:56 AM (x0n13)

37 Congress is basically irrelevant unless you want free shit or some ass sex from the federal government.

Posted by: Barney Frank, militant homosexual at November 14, 2025 07:56 AM (2LxGk)

38

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 14, 2025 07:56 AM (DDJSl)

39 It would be better if Netanyahu let those Hamas scum swing free.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 14, 2025 07:57 AM (kTd/k)

40 RS McCain has a darkly amusing headline for a: story and picture about ( who called them this- Nancy Pelosi!? ) a "spark of divinity" who came over illegally over the border:

https://tinyurl.com/yx3mu84h

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2025 07:57 AM (Yl2Ob)

41 Ronald Reagan made a joke to his surgeon about politics, he asked, "I hope you are all Republicans." The surgeon replied, "Today, we all are republicans."

I'm not sure John Fetterman would get the same support from his own party. Watch your six, Senator.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 14, 2025 07:57 AM (L0B3o)

42 fd, where are you seeing this?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2025 07:57 AM (zzXla)

43 Prayers out to Senator Fetterman for a quick and healthy recovery. May the Lord bless and watch over him.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2025 07:58 AM (SuQXo)

44 Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 14, 2025 07:54 AM (6U1c2)

His humor seems unimpaired . I will pray for him as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2025 07:58 AM (Yl2Ob)

45 To defeat Communists, we must first understand them not as a political or even religious movement. Communism is parasitic. It seeks out rich fields and sucks the life out of them, and then moves on after destroying the host. Its genius is in first infiltrating a society's immune response system, education, academia, media, journalism, and the arts. Fighting communism then means fighting friends and family who have been infected--which is how Communism persists.
Many of the institutions are so infected that it is necessary to bypass them. The university is dead. Hollywood is dead. The mainstream media is dead. Public education is dead in many parts of the country. What is emerging are new, functional institutions empowered by new technology and new rules. Communism eventually collapses the system. America is probably the only country that can develop a parallel functional system while the infected parts die.

Posted by: IanDeal at November 14, 2025 07:58 AM (JVQ/Z)

46 Later in the conversation, the research team described additional UFO encounters. In one instance, they captured footage of an object seemingly entering and exiting the water. They also detailed another sighting involving a number of black triangular crafts, which they detected inside a cloud and recorded using radar.

Quick! Keep the rubes minds off our perfidy. Let's pretend there's aliens coming!!*

*There are no aliens.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 14, 2025 07:59 AM (uQesX)

47 Sen. John Hickenlooper (D-CO) said, “Yeah, I think so. … I hate it, but yeah, it was worth it, definitely.”

“We got people to pay attention to the fact that this is a traumatic, in many cases, life or death situation for people all over this country,” he added.

Sen. Jack Reed (D-RI) hesitated before concluding that yes, it was worth it to him as well.

“I think it was because I think the perception — we made it clear that it’s not just a healthcare issue, but the whole issue,” he said.

The Whole Issue
That American Taxpayers are on the hook to feed, clothe, heal, transport, and care for 30 Plus Million invaders that will never ever pay their own way and work to become part of the American Experience.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 14, 2025 08:00 AM (gbOdA)

48 " fd, where are you seeing this?
Posted by: Ben Had "

About the Hamas fighters? Up to under "ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS . . . AND LEFTISTS"

Posted by: fd at November 14, 2025 08:00 AM (vFG9F)

49 top not to

Posted by: fd at November 14, 2025 08:01 AM (vFG9F)

50 Ai says 1997 was the last time we passed all 12 budget bills on time...I think we did it off time for a few years afterward, but I'd have to deep dive check...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 14, 2025 08:01 AM (tOcjL)

51 Fighting communism then means fighting friends and family who have been infected

Actual conversation I had with a cousin.
Him: "So I support socialism. Are you saying I need to die?"
Me: "The instant you and your kind try to force your poison religion on me, I will kill you with a smile on my face and a song in my heart."

There's a reason I don't go to the family gatherings any more.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2025 08:02 AM (+4yJ5)

52 What is emerging are new, functional institutions empowered by new technology and new rules. Communism eventually collapses the system. America is probably the only country that can develop a parallel functional system while the infected parts die.
Posted by: IanDeal at November 14, 2025 07:58 AM (JVQ/Z)

There are no more than 10 people in DC with the Balls to cut of the diseased limbs like NYC or Portland.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 14, 2025 08:03 AM (gbOdA)

53 33 "Jackson was a "race baiter." At least that's what my dad used to call him.
Posted by: Martini Farmer"

Accurate. I call him and his ilk, "race mongers".
Posted by: fd at November 14, 2025 07:54 AM (vFG9F)

El Rushbo used to call them poverty pimps. I do miss that guy.

Posted by: Polka will never die at November 14, 2025 08:03 AM (ftvNl)

54 51 Fighting communism then means fighting friends and family who have been infected

Actual conversation I had with a cousin.
Him: "So I support socialism. Are you saying I need to die?"
Me: "The instant you and your kind try to force your poison religion on me, I will kill you with a smile on my face and a song in my heart."

There's a reason I don't go to the family gatherings any more.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2025 08:02 AM (+4yJ5)

That's, ummm, not gonna win hearts and minds back to our side...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 14, 2025 08:03 AM (tOcjL)

55 Or, to put it in terms of how they have dodged doing so, when was the last time the government was NOT funded via Congress passing a continuing resolution?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 14, 2025 07:49 AM (xG4kz)

According to AI... 1996.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2025 08:05 AM (ExV1e)

56 Morning JJ and Horde! Best Tv theme songs.

Mary Tyler Moore
Sanford
Waltons
Northern Exposure
Cheers
Taxi

Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2025 08:05 AM (YCxFk)

57 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2025 08:06 AM (D1kEJ)

58 “Why should I fight, sweat, toil, and bleed…”

Then don’t. Go someplace else, make us all happy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2025 08:06 AM (GxM4+)

59 That's, ummm, not gonna win hearts and minds back to our side...
Posted by: Nova Local

He's a liberal democrat and has been for years. He justified the destruction from the George Floyd Summer of Love with "Those businesses are insured."

I don't care about their hurt feelings. He and his kind would try to kill me and call it for The Greater Good.™

Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2025 08:06 AM (+4yJ5)

60 * sniff*

* Sniff...sniff*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 14, 2025 08:06 AM (a1415)

61 Forgot Golden Girls. Now for something completely different

Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2025 08:06 AM (YCxFk)

62 here's a good use for ai: train one on the 20+ years of his show transcripts & see what it has to say ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 14, 2025 07:53 AM (kHop/)

Apple computers are the ultimate technical marvel.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2025 08:07 AM (ExV1e)

63 There are some folks you don't want on your side.

Posted by: fd at November 14, 2025 08:07 AM (vFG9F)

64 Good morning Horde, thx for all of the morning reports JJ.
I frequently bring up the leftists I know on Facebook. They are still screeching about Epstein. It's a swarm of nitwits. Attempting to talk rationally can't be done, Trump must be destroyed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2025 08:07 AM (bfwj/)

65 According to Tucker Carlson…

Bigfoot is real
Aliens are real
Chem trails are “real” (whatever that means)
Hitler was the good guy in WWII
Dietrich Bonhoeffer was not a real Christian because he participated in assassination plots against Hitler

Some of these may be exaggerated or misstated but the last one is not. He actually did rip Bonhoeffer…. When someone loses their mind it’s an ugly thing to watch.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2025 08:07 AM (FNvF+)

66 Why should I fight, sweat, toil, and bleed for this country and its freedoms

That's on you. My answer is as follows:

This is my country, not theirs. I have nowhere else to go while they have hundreds of places that will take them in.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2025 08:07 AM (+4yJ5)

67 How does any child graduate from high school not knowing how to do basic math? How basic? In 2023, 13% of students who took a UC San Diego math assessment could not perform at first-grade level, and 25% of kids got the equation 7 + 2 = [ ] + 6 wrong.

==

From an absurdity viewpoint, we can laugh at this all we want. But I'm horrified at this. Ok, it's CA, where these kids know about anal sex, but can't add 7 + 2, but public schools from coast to coast are churning out very similar stats, I have no doubt. It's a colossal failure of the education system and the effects on the future of what's left of this country are going to be completely catastrophic.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 14, 2025 08:08 AM (qBdHI)

68 Fetterman has voted no on all but one of Trump’s judge nominees, but his support of Israel during a crucial period after Oct 7th, is impressive to me

Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2025 08:09 AM (YCxFk)

69 >Posted by: Serious Question at November 14, 2025 08:03 AM (CMBP+)
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Fuck off

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Throw it- don't take the sack at November 14, 2025 08:09 AM (AOsQT)

70 I can't discuss politics with my sister. She's drifted into the AWFL lane a few times, but there's still something of a connection even though I haven't seen her in person for about 20 years.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2025 08:09 AM (NwnyJ)

71 "What started in the 1960s as well intentioned efforts to remedy recent discrimination" (disparate impact)

I reject the premise entirely. These efforts were never well-intentioned.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 14, 2025 08:10 AM (1Nv0l)

72 Still hard for me to trash Tucker. What the hell is going on?

Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2025 08:10 AM (YCxFk)

73 @RepRudyYakym
·
Follow
Tonight, we ended the Democrat shutdown so that we can fund programs like SNAP and WIC and pay our troops, federal workers, and air traffic controllers.

Of those 5 items, 1 is actually Constitutional, 1 could be considered Constitutional, and the other 3 have ZERO.ZERO to do with our Constitutional Republic.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 14, 2025 08:10 AM (gbOdA)

74 Did Fetterman get any messages of the 'get well soon' variety from his Dem colleagues? If so, I missed them

btw Fetterman was pushed

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Throw it- don't take the sack at November 14, 2025 08:11 AM (AOsQT)

75
There's a reason I don't go to the family gatherings any more.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2025 08:02 AM (+4yJ5)

The only family I have lives in England and I glad we don't discuss politics.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2025 08:11 AM (Cjc4c)

76 JJS brings us News this morning of Bi-Polar Supernovas, wasn't expecting that. I had a Nova, wasn't really super, but it was a decent car for it's time. 250 inch 6 cylinder, reliable, but started to rust around the windshield. Sold it to a Puerto Rican fellow from East Orange.

Posted by: Auto Autist at November 14, 2025 08:11 AM (oftw2)

77 Morning JJ and Horde! Best Tv theme songs.

Mary Tyler Moore
Sanford
Waltons
Northern Exposure
Cheers
Taxi

==

Taxi is a good one. I'ma gonna add:

Baretta
Barnaby Jones

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 14, 2025 08:11 AM (qBdHI)

78 MASH
Hawaii 5-0
Mission Impossible
Hogan's Heroes
Wild, Wild West

Posted by: Don't get me started at November 14, 2025 08:11 AM (XQo4F)

79 If Epstein had any teeth, it would have been exposed before 2024 election. Nothing burger

Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2025 08:11 AM (YCxFk)

80 also: sorry, I know we should not engage with trolls

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Throw it- don't take the sack at November 14, 2025 08:11 AM (AOsQT)

81 "Did Fetterman get any messages of the 'get well soon' variety from his Dem colleagues? If so, I missed them

btw Fetterman was pushed
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Throw it- don't take the sack "

They sent him a nice card with some white powder in it.

Posted by: fd at November 14, 2025 08:11 AM (vFG9F)

82 Morning JJ and Horde! Best Tv theme songs.

Mary Tyler Moore
Sanford
Waltons
Northern Exposure
Cheers
Taxi
Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2025 08:05 AM (YCxFk)

Good list… I’d add:
Gilligan’s Island
Welcome Back, Kotter
Rockford Files
Frasier (tossed salad and scrambled eggs!)

And why not Barney Miller… that bass line!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2025 08:12 AM (FNvF+)

83 Mash and Hawaii five 0 . Spot on

Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2025 08:12 AM (YCxFk)

84 The Rockford Files

Posted by: dantesed at November 14, 2025 08:12 AM (Oy/m2)

85 Kotter was great

Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2025 08:13 AM (YCxFk)

86 57 Morning JJ and Horde! Best Tv theme songs.

Mary Tyler Moore
Sanford
Waltons
Northern Exposure
Cheers
Taxi
Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2025 08:05 AM (YCxFk)

Best theme song has 2 word
Na and Batman

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 14, 2025 08:13 AM (gbOdA)

87 I can't discuss politics with my sister. She's drifted into the AWFL lane a few times, but there's still something of a connection even though I haven't seen her in person for about 20 years.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2025 08:09 AM (NwnyJ)

I try to not discuss politics with family even though I am largely estranged from all of them. Wife's family, though, are all lunatic leftists and - of course - are incapable of shutting the fuck up for even one dinner a year. Thanksgiving is going to be difficult.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2025 08:13 AM (ExV1e)

88 84 And why not Barney Miller… that bass line!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2025 08:12 AM (FNvF+)

Can't talk bass lines without bringing up Seinfeld.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2025 08:13 AM (UnA8+)

89 The only family I have lives in England and I glad we don't discuss politics.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

My parents are in CA and they can't travel any more to the gatherings. My brother is in FL and I can see him on occasion.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2025 08:13 AM (+4yJ5)

90 Today Is National Pickle Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2025 08:13 AM (NpAcC)

91 > Best Tv theme songs

SWAT

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2025 08:14 AM (NwnyJ)

92 I'll not share my feelings about Jesse Jackson as I'm sure you can probably draw your own conclusions.

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I'm old enough to remember when he was "hired" as the close spiritual adviser to Bubba Clinton "and family" during and following the Monica Lewinsky scandal.

It's grifting all the way down ...

Also, Jackson of course was an opportunist who used the assassination of MLK, Jr. to position and "stage" himself as KIng's successor.

For example, several witnesses -- including Rev. Hosea Williams -- stated that Jackson was not near King when he was shot and that the blood on Jackson’s shirt (a turtleneck he wore on TV appearances the following day, including NBC’s “Today Show”

likely came from the balcony floor, not direct contact with King.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 08:14 AM (YMXsV)

93 Because you all are fine with Trump selling 50 year mortgages, importing Chinks to prop up overpriced colleges, importing third world n*ggers to take labor positions, importing pajeets to take tech positions, and running the country aground in bankruptcy and worthless fiat currency.
Posted by: Serious Question

---

I hear the sound of the world's smallest violin. Word of advice: get off your fat, lazy, loser ass and do some work instead of blaming everyone else.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 14, 2025 08:14 AM (1Nv0l)

94 The national pickle seems to be healthcare.

Posted by: fd at November 14, 2025 08:14 AM (vFG9F)

95 Andy Griffith
Hill Street Blues

Posted by: And don't forget at November 14, 2025 08:16 AM (XQo4F)

96 > Best Tv theme songs

SWAT

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2025 08:14 AM (NwnyJ)

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Definitely one of my faves back in the day.

As for "relatively modern" shows, I submit:

. Firefly; and
. Black Sails.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 08:16 AM (YMXsV)

97 89 I try to not discuss politics with family even though I am largely estranged from all of them. Wife's family, though, are all lunatic leftists and - of course - are incapable of shutting the fuck up for even one dinner a year. Thanksgiving is going to be difficult.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2025 08:13 AM (ExV1e)

All my cousins (ALL OF THEM) on my father's side are gay.

All my cousins on my mother's side are not, but they are all dyed-in-the-wool Democrats (one is a Democrat Politician).

So.... yeah.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2025 08:16 AM (UnA8+)

98 Today Is National Pickle Day.

--

That little gal that hunts alligators with Troy Landry has her own day.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 14, 2025 08:17 AM (qBdHI)

99 "White House Says Democrat Govt Shutdown Cost $15 Billion Per Week, Hurt GDP."

Winning!

Posted by: The Left at November 14, 2025 08:17 AM (vFG9F)

100 84 Morning JJ and Horde! Best Tv theme songs.

Mary Tyler Moore
Sanford
Waltons
Northern Exposure
Cheers
Taxi
Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2025 08:05 AM (YCxFk)

Good list… I’d add:
Gilligan’s Island
Welcome Back, Kotter
Rockford Files
Frasier (tossed salad and scrambled eggs!)

And why not Barney Miller… that bass line!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2025 08:12 AM (FNvF+)

Let's not forget Bewitched and I Dream of Jeannie

Posted by: Polka will never die at November 14, 2025 08:17 AM (ftvNl)

101 I try to not discuss politics with family even though I am largely estranged from all of them. Wife's family, though, are all lunatic leftists and - of course - are incapable of shutting the fuck up for even one dinner a year. Thanksgiving is going to be difficult.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2025 08:13 AM (ExV1e)

"I am so thankful I have such a loving family that can come together and love each other and share a precious meal together, even if for one day a year. It's so special and yet so limited, and as such, I suggest we focus our limited time on catching up on each other's lives and enjoying this great feast and some fun football - I mean, how bout dem Cowboys"...or something to that effect...you could even call it your "resolution" for 2025/2026 - no politics at family gatherings - life is too short.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 14, 2025 08:17 AM (tOcjL)

102 Pelosi leaving , Jackson deathly ill, Schumer may walk the plank, Durbin leaving as are a number of other Dems. The old guard is done . The Republicans should be kicking the crap out of the newcomers for the foreseeable future, but ... Republicans

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2025 08:18 AM (bfwj/)

103 And on that note, with the rise of CommunISlam here at home, we face a monstrous internal threat like never before.

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Excellent word-play, JJ -- consider it stolen!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 08:18 AM (YMXsV)

104 52 Why should I fight, sweat, toil, and bleed for this country and its freedoms, when a street-shitter, a goat-fucker, a lip-plate wearer with a bone through their nose, and a wetback with 4 sandwich bags full of fentanyl jammed up his ass all get to come here and for free without ever lifting a finger for the country and when I complain about the state of things, the white boomers around me tell me to get another job and live in a hovel until I'm 40 with no wife and no kids?

This "freedom isn't free" bullshit doesn't sell anymore motherf*cker.

Posted by: Serious Question at November 14, 2025 08:03 AM (CMBP+)

If Bruce Williams (of TalkNet fame) could work Two Full Time Jobs and go to college Full Time, all at the same time, so can you, you lazy PoS.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2025 08:18 AM (UnA8+)

105 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 08:19 AM (77rzZ)

106 Posted by: Serious Question

Ackshully... if you read the comments rather than just posing your own racist diatribes, you'd discover that a significant portion of the commentariat here opposes every single one of the things you list. In some cases people will state that they oppose the item but understand what is driving it but that is the closest we get to being 'fine' with anything you mention.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2025 08:19 AM (ExV1e)

107 Lots of curves, you bet!
Even more when you get...
To the junction.

Posted by: Petticoat at November 14, 2025 08:19 AM (XQo4F)

108 74 Still hard for me to trash Tucker. What the hell is going on?
Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2025 08:10 AM (YCxFk)

Is it hard for you to trash Bill Kristol, or David French? Consider this; a couple days ago Tucker’s latest was to say Mamdani was going to be great for NYC and was the new kind of leader the country needs.
Just like Bill Kristol has been doing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2025 08:20 AM (GxM4+)

109 99 "White House Says Democrat Govt Shutdown Cost $15 Billion Per Week, Hurt GDP."

Winning!
Posted by: The Left at November 14, 2025 08:17 AM (vFG9F)

Yes, it will not be a pretty quarter for Christmas. Thankfully, with pay being expedited, it should hopefully not be a catastrophic one, although you don't get those shopping days back, and by not having any early ones for so many, they will just by less b/c folks tend to overbuy Christmas b/c they start early and keep buying...there was no starting early for many this year...

Aka - it was the worst quarter for a shutdown for later economic news...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 14, 2025 08:20 AM (tOcjL)

110 Hiya Bulg! How goes it?

Posted by: Polka will never die at November 14, 2025 08:20 AM (ftvNl)

111 by = buy - dang typo.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 14, 2025 08:20 AM (tOcjL)

112 Today Is National Pickle Day.

I assume it's also National Ball Day. If not, it seems like a collaborative opportunity was missed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2025 08:21 AM (ExV1e)

113 JJ, I hate to be Mr. Geography Nazi, but Venezuela is (just barely) in the Northern Hemisphere.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 08:21 AM (77rzZ)

114 102 Pelosi leaving , Jackson deathly ill, Schumer may walk the plank, Durbin leaving as are a number of other Dems. The old guard is done . The Republicans should be kicking the crap out of the newcomers for the foreseeable future, but ... Republicans

they are simply more loyal to their donors and to the elderly than to younger people. if they shift correctly RIGHT NOW they could be in power for decades.

but if they don't ... I mean right now the midterms are toast. I know you guys don't want to hear it.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2025 08:21 AM (emBoF)

115 I hate pickles. Yech.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 08:21 AM (77rzZ)

116 That little gal that hunts alligators with Troy Landry has her own day.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 14, 2025 08:17 AM (qBdHI)

She's cute. Maybe not as cute as that tiny gal from 'Bama who arm wrestles catfish but she's cute.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2025 08:22 AM (ExV1e)

117 Yes… the Hill Street Blues opening was great. And I really liked the Moonlighting song… Al Jarreau I think. Smooth voice

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2025 08:23 AM (lepZb)

118 Is that a national recognition day in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: Sorry. Someone had to do it at November 14, 2025 08:23 AM (XQo4F)

119 Still hard for me to trash Tucker. What the hell is going on?
Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2025 08:10 AM (YCxFk)

Is it hard for you to trash Bill Kristol, or David French? Consider this; a couple days ago Tucker’s latest was to say Mamdani was going to be great for NYC and was the new kind of leader the country needs.
Just like Bill Kristol has been doing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2025 08:20 AM (GxM4+)
*******
The demon really did take over his body.
Tucker needs an exorcist.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2025 08:23 AM (NpAcC)

120 US aircraft carrier nears Venezuela in flex of American military power

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Venezuela was the origin of Smartmatic and the seeding -- via election fraud -- of GloboHomo Communists across the entire "democratic" West, not to mention its part in Narco-Terrorism since.

We don't want troops on the ground, and can probably chase Maduro out of there ... although "Regime Change" brings back many recent bad memories.

Nigeria, and Trump's desire to end the persecution and execution of Christians, will be a harder slog; not sure that can be resolved without troops on the ground and "Regime Change" ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 08:24 AM (YMXsV)

121 no politics at family gatherings

I'm fine with that but they're evangelical.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2025 08:24 AM (ExV1e)

122 In the mid-80s, my wife and I worked as live-in help for a prominent Park Avenue lawyer who was Jewish. He supported Jesse Jackson in the Dem primary. He's an intelligent guy, but supporting Jackson after his Hymietown remarks seemed not that smart to me. BTW, the lawyers' Dad was named Hymie. I really liked his Dad, who lived in Brooklyn.

Posted by: Out Of The Past at November 14, 2025 08:24 AM (oftw2)

123 For more recent series, Modern Family has a great theme.

"Hey! Hey!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 14, 2025 08:24 AM (LxER7)

124 Cybil Sheperd was a smoke show…. Not a lot of peak years, but at her peak… wow

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2025 08:24 AM (lepZb)

125 Zimmerman is absolutely right about the adolescent announcers Blue Origin uses for their broadcasts.

But, other than those two idiots, the launch was perfect and beautiful to watch. Congrats to Blue Origin!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 08:24 AM (rEy4D)

126 The "social safety net" the left swindled Americans into accepting was built on the lie that "it'll be there for you when you need it."

The reality is, it was never intended for you and you will never qualify.

It is a bit of morbid fascination, watching the Democrat base of young, college educated still defend that system, even as it's bleeding them dry, because they still believe the lie.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 14, 2025 08:25 AM (Nrm9g)

127 Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 08:21 AM (77rzZ)

I'm sure you could think up a snazzy costume for a geography Nazi as well as an adaptation of "Deutschland. Deutschlsnd uber alles" related to geography.😉

Did I read yesterday you might have some good news coming but I'm sort of low spirits ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2025 08:25 AM (Yl2Ob)

128 The media is fine with every instance of antisemitism from the Left, whether it’s Mamdani, Rep. Ro Khanna or mobs assaulting Jewish students at UCLA and rioting in front of synagogues. The only reason the media will cover antisemitism is to attack conservatives.

well duh!

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 14, 2025 08:26 AM (gbOdA)

129 > Pelosi leaving , Jackson deathly ill, Schumer may walk the plank, Durbin leaving as are a number of other Dems. The old guard is done . The Republicans should be kicking the crap out of the newcomers for the foreseeable future, but ... Republicans
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The Democrat party is undergoing a "transition." The GOP is too. MAGA. Democrats are drifting into something totally different.

Two diametrically opposed ideologies that are supposed to govern the country.

About that...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2025 08:26 AM (NwnyJ)

130 It's not a lie if you believe it.

Posted by: George Costanza at November 14, 2025 08:27 AM (XQo4F)

131 Cybil Sheperd was a smoke show…. Not a lot of peak years, but at her peak… wow

--

She was gorgeous. Up until her 70s, I thought she still looked fantastic.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 14, 2025 08:27 AM (qBdHI)

132 I'm fine with that but they're evangelical.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2025 08:24 AM (ExV1e)

I find that interesting… you said they’re leftist lunatics and evangelicals? That’s an unusual combo I think… I say that because I come out of the evangelical world (I’m still in it too) and while I meet occasional Dems an actual lefty is a rare bird indeed…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2025 08:28 AM (lepZb)

133 National Pickle Day? Awesome! I'll take all of them from you heathen pickle-haters!!!

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2025 08:28 AM (zcJ6r)

134 The other family is my BIL-husband's younger brother-, (because the rest of them had a falling out about their mothers estate ) and he became a non voting Democrat about the same time we did so no problem either discussing politics with him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2025 08:29 AM (Yl2Ob)

135 Today's Birthdays:
Chip Gaines, Condoleezza Rice, Claude Monet.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2025 08:29 AM (NpAcC)

136 I'll nominate the Peter Gunn theme for the best TV theme ever. There's a reason the Blues Brothers stole it.

After his interview talking about how suicidal he's felt, followed by an accident THAT DAY, I worry very much for Fetterman.

Posted by: American Hawkman at November 14, 2025 08:30 AM (9VDxG)

137 I've never been a breakfast eater, but I decided to start forcing myself to do it.

The first couple days was a chore and I just choked it down, but a week in, I'm used to it, I've figured out the eggs just right, and I'm loving it. Breakfast is freakin' awesome.

I've been doing two eggs over easy with salt and fresh cracked pepper, a thick slice of toasted homemade bread with margarine (it turns out that toast is the only thing that's better with margarine), a cup of coffee doped generously with heavy cream, and a plain seltzer water.

Amazing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2025 08:31 AM (BI5O2)

138 "Finding yourself" is the lazy narcissist's version of building yourself. Much like "empathy" is the lazy narcissist's version of actually doing something to help people.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 14, 2025 08:31 AM (vHpYz)

139 Nigeria, and Trump's desire to end the persecution and execution of Christians, will be a harder slog; not sure that can be resolved without troops on the ground and "Regime Change" ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 08:24 AM (YMXsV)

Nigeria has had an off and on civil war going on since the 60’s when Biafra was a thing. Significant parts of the government support Boko Haram, and as tragic as the situation is, the worst choice in the world is to get involved in someone else’s civil war.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2025 08:31 AM (GxM4+)

140 During the shutdown my corvette wouldn't start! No, realli!

Posted by: Joey 'Two Vrooms' Biden at November 14, 2025 08:33 AM (rHq8a)

141 She was gorgeous. Up until her 70s, I thought she still looked fantastic.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 14, 2025 08:27 AM (qBdHI)

Thank you LiB… I believe I unfairly slandered Sheperd. She was gorgeous and looked good for a long time… I got her confused in my mind with Kelly McGillis who was also gorgeous for a time (Top Gun) but actually did fall apart somewhat quickly…

Of course I was never “together” so in my case nothing to fall apart so who am I to say anything… but it’s the gray boxes….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2025 08:33 AM (lepZb)

142 Today's Birthdays:
Chip Gaines, Condoleezza Rice, Claude Monet.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2025 08:29 AM (NpAcC)

And J.J. Don't forget J.J.!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 14, 2025 08:33 AM (uQesX)

143 It's a colossal failure of the education system
——

Depends on what people think they are actually trying to accomplish.

They want stupid people, as they are easily controlled. Break the system. “The worse, the better”.

It isn’t really more complicated than that. By that measurement they have been wildly successful.

Posted by: Tobys Wife at November 14, 2025 08:34 AM (MJ1/T)

144 *Thick sliced peppercorn bacon has entered the chat*

Posted by: From Aldi at November 14, 2025 08:34 AM (XQo4F)

145 ..., it was established he had a ventricular fibrillation flare-up...

********

V-fib? Not likely. Unless there was an AED on-hand or at the very least effective CPR V-fib would have been fatal. I suspect they meant atrial fibrillation

Posted by: muldoon at November 14, 2025 08:34 AM (/iMjX)

146 For theme songs I have to go with a new one. The theme song from Landman on Paramount is spectacular. No vocals but the music is lovely.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 14, 2025 08:35 AM (BCuCF)

147 Has anyone mentioned Rawhide?

Posted by: dantesed at November 14, 2025 08:35 AM (Oy/m2)

148 The bad thing about "avoiding most family" is my dad's perspective. He's a good man and he was forced to be the peacemaker when he was growing up. He honestly could not understand my rather visceral reaction to things. I finally had to explain it this way: "Why should I waste my time and energy with people that don't like me?"

Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2025 08:35 AM (+4yJ5)

149 Depends on what people think they are actually trying to accomplish.

The purpose of a system is what it does

you are entirely on point, Toby's Wife.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2025 08:36 AM (emBoF)

150 103 And on that note, with the rise of CommunISlam here at home, we face a monstrous internal threat like never before.

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Excellent word-play, JJ -- consider it stolen!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 08:18 AM (YMXsV)

And you can add Buck Throckmorton's excellent term: "Philanthropaths."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2025 08:36 AM (x0n13)

151 Best TV theme? Hawaii Five-O. No question.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 08:36 AM (77rzZ)

152 Sharpton and Jesse are turrrble people that should never have had any say in society.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 14, 2025 08:36 AM (gbOdA)

153 Thick sliced peppercorn bacon has entered the chat

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Dammit. I've been thinking of bringing bacon into the mix. But I dunno. This is pretty filling as it is, and I love the simple, austere perfection of the toast and eggs. Maybe if I subbed out an egg for the bacon... but then I'd be down an egg, and I love the eggs. It's torturing me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2025 08:37 AM (BI5O2)

154 Kelly McGillis used to be locally famous in Key West for her bar/restaurant but I have no idea if she still lives there. Haven't been to the keys in probably 7 or 8 years, sadly.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 08:37 AM (0jp2a)

155 Ventrial, atrial. Whatever it takes.

Posted by: Mr. Mom at November 14, 2025 08:37 AM (XQo4F)

156 All in the Family had a great theme song. It said a lot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2025 08:37 AM (bfwj/)

157
I'm telling you, Fetterman was pushed

Back, and to the left

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Throw it- don't take the sack at November 14, 2025 08:38 AM (AOsQT)

158 YD, I’ve been on an omelet kick lately. 3 or even 4 egg, big fluffy omelet stuffed with ham and cheese, maybe some onion. Chipotle with Adobo.

A technique someone suggested is add salt to the eggs, a splash of water, and salt. Mix thoroughly. Let set for at least 15 minutes.

Lots of butter. Lift up the edges and allow the runny portion to fill in the gaps. When almost dry (tricky part) flip the whole omelette and cook the ofher side. Add ingredients, fold into the half crescent shape. Voila!

Posted by: Tobys Wife at November 14, 2025 08:39 AM (MJ1/T)

159 Bonanza.

Posted by: Also receiving votes at November 14, 2025 08:39 AM (XQo4F)

160 All in the Family had a great theme song. It said a lot
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2025 08:37 AM (bfwj/)

It must have really fried Norman Lear to have Archie become the hero and Meathead the villain of the show.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 14, 2025 08:39 AM (uQesX)

161 Modern opening themes:
Firefly, Lexx (3rd Season), and Nowhere Man.

I'd also add the second season opener for Jujutsu Kaisen.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2025 08:39 AM (+4yJ5)

162 They'll need to put a dance floor over Jesse Jackson's grave, when the time comes.

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2025 08:39 AM (qwype)

163 I suspect they meant atrial fibrillation
Posted by: muldoon at November 14, 2025 08:34 AM (/iMjX)

When I had my ablations (4 veins) they said I also had a V fib vein (I think that means nerve or cells) and I went into V fib during the Ablations.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 14, 2025 08:40 AM (gbOdA)

164 Gee our old LaSalle ran great!

Posted by: Archie and Edith at November 14, 2025 08:40 AM (XQo4F)

165 162 They'll need to put a dance floor over Jesse Jackson's grave, when the time comes.
Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2025 08:39 AM (qwype)

Judges would have accepted urinal, urinal.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 14, 2025 08:40 AM (gbOdA)

166 Greatest American Hero!

Posted by: Chance99 at November 14, 2025 08:41 AM (60jys)

167 Maybe the Morning Report needs a theme song. What would it be?

Posted by: Frank DeVol's Ghost at November 14, 2025 08:41 AM (oftw2)

168 The first couple days was a chore and I just choked it down, but a week in, I'm used to it, I've figured out the eggs just right, and I'm loving it. Breakfast is freakin' awesome.
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Done right, a high-fat and protein breakfast eliminates the midday hunger. Much easier to lose/maintain weight w/o that extra meal.

Cereal for breakfast is just a horrible choice and why you're starving at noon.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 14, 2025 08:41 AM (Nrm9g)

169 Poached Eggs (runny yolk) on well-toasted crispy crackly English Muffin drenched in dairy butter. Top with coarse sea salt. Thank me later. So simple yet tastes good anytime.

Posted by: Tobys Wife at November 14, 2025 08:41 AM (MJ1/T)

170 Lots of butter. Lift up the edges and allow the runny portion to fill in the gaps. When almost dry (tricky part) flip the whole omelette and cook the ofher side. Add ingredients, fold into the half crescent shape. Voila!
Posted by: Tobys Wife at November 14, 2025 08:39 AM (MJ1/T)

This sounds like hedonism, but I'll try it. YOLO.

Though I've been using lard for the eggs. It just seemed like the right fat to use for it. I didn't think to try butter for that. Hmmm.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2025 08:41 AM (BI5O2)

171 165 162 They'll need to put a dance floor over Jesse Jackson's grave, when the time comes.
Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2025 08:39 AM (qwype)

Judges would have accepted urinal, urinal.
Posted by: r hennigantx at November 14, 2025 08:40 AM (gbOdA)

One of those stainless steel troughs like they have at Wrigley Field would be great.

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2025 08:41 AM (qwype)

172 162 They'll need to put a dance floor over Jesse Jackson's grave, when the time comes.
Posted by: Roy

For Jane Fonda's sake, I hope her grave is unmarked.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2025 08:42 AM (+4yJ5)

173 Best TV theme?
__________________

Inspector Gadget.

Not really but it's stuck in your head now.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 14, 2025 08:42 AM (BLvcN)

174 Cereal for breakfast is just a horrible choice and why you're starving at noon.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 14, 2025 08:41 AM (NHmm.

Cereal is gross anyway. Cardboard in milk, and i don't even like milk anyway. Thumbs down.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2025 08:42 AM (BI5O2)

175 I hope Fetterman is alright too. J.J. summed things up beautifully.

Thanks for the Romania link.

Most of you don't have kids shows in the background bit "The Wizards of Waverly Place" had a cute, catchy theme song. The sequel too.

134 The other family is my BIL-husband's younger brother-, (because the rest of them had a falling out about their mothers estate )

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2025 08:29 AM (Yl2Ob)

My sympathies. That's a heck of a way to discover people's true natures.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 14, 2025 08:43 AM (Sco7b)

176 Top sirloin.

Posted by: It's what's for breakfast at November 14, 2025 08:43 AM (XQo4F)

177 Cereal for breakfast is just a horrible choice and why you're starving at noon.
——

General Mills assured me that Wheaties at 7 meant I was still good at 11. Did they lie to me??

Posted by: Common Tater at November 14, 2025 08:43 AM (MJ1/T)

178 Gunsmoke's closing credits music.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 14, 2025 08:43 AM (XvL8K)

179 It is a bit of morbid fascination, watching the Democrat base of young, college educated still defend that system, even as it's bleeding them dry, because they still believe the lie.

One of the interesting dynamics that play out is that as people get more experience their salaries go up and for some reason LIVs don't get that.

The left goes to young people and says, "we need to tax the rich!" as if the people they are trying to tax are some other group of people...not these same young people in 20 or 30 years.

There is also a game where "the rich" getting taxed are supposedly people like Musk or Bezos. Whereas "the rich" that the left actually taxes are small business owners, people that climbed the corporate ladder, and professionals like doctors.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2025 08:44 AM (sKqQm)

180 Jackson's funeral will rival McCain's. Our hope is that the younger psychotic leftist will use it to push the old guard further out

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2025 08:45 AM (bfwj/)

181 I use Bacon grease for Omelette, it works great. Good flavor, too. Butter seems to be a bit more slickier, though and more forgiving on the crucial flip the whole shootin’ match part. A teflon pan is good for omelette, though a well seasoned cast iron is better. Heat retention really makes for better results, especially with egg dishes.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 14, 2025 08:47 AM (MJ1/T)

182 BBC Grovels To Trump After Getting Caught Doctoring His Speech

Doctoring?

Bullshit, this was had more cuts and edits than a 1960 Batman show.
It was also used to quote unquote prove the J6 and the J6ers were actually going to overthrow the US Big Govt by stealing an 90 dollar speaker stand and walking thru the Capitol.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 14, 2025 08:47 AM (gbOdA)

183 All in the Family had a great theme song. It said a lot
Posted by: Smell the Glove

And, like another great theme song, that for Green Acres, was sung by the leads themselves.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 08:47 AM (77rzZ)

184 Many people were hoping to pee on McCain's grave, but TPTB buried him at the Naval Academy, making that if not impossible, unpatriotic.

Posted by: "Whizzer" White at November 14, 2025 08:48 AM (oftw2)

185 Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 14, 2025 08:43 AM (Sco7b

Yes, it is and I am sorry that happened with you
I am just grateful that he's in contact with his youngest brother who's a very nice person.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2025 08:48 AM (2sfNr)

186 180 Jackson's funeral will rival McCain's.

Most of his contemporaries who cared already are farting sand. It'll end up being another '90 year old mobster who died in prison' thing. Almost literally.

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2025 08:48 AM (qwype)

187 Gunsmoke's closing credits music.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Yes, that was great.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 08:48 AM (77rzZ)

188 Best TV theme is "Mission: Impossible" by the genius Lalo Schifrin.

Please do not argue this point. It's science.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Throw it- don't take the sack at November 14, 2025 08:48 AM (AOsQT)

189 Eggs sunny-side up are the way I go.
Lots of butter. Salt and pepper. Splash of water and cover. Done.

Alton Brown is revising his Good Eats on the Toks.
I need to try his omelet method; something like 15 count stir, 10 count rest, repeat three times then fold.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 14, 2025 08:48 AM (Nrm9g)

190 Fun fact: I saw Jesse Jackson in an airport once. True story.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Throw it- don't take the sack at November 14, 2025 08:49 AM (AOsQT)

191 190 Fun fact: I saw Jesse Jackson in an airport once. True story.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Throw it- don't take the sack at November 14, 2025 08:49 AM (AOsQT)

Was he on the TV? Odds are pretty good.

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2025 08:50 AM (qwype)

192 I've really been missing out. Sitting at the table and eating breakfast after I walk my daughter to school puts me in a great mood for work, instead of sitting down at my desk pissed off before I even get started.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2025 08:50 AM (BI5O2)

193 Sow Horses has a great theme song, I think written for it by The Rolling Stones or Mick Jagger?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2025 08:50 AM (emBoF)

194 161 I'd also add the second season opener for Jujutsu Kaisen.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2025 08:39 AM (+4yJ5)

If we're going into anime themes, you've cracked open a gigantic can of worms.

(The correct answer is the theme to Godzilla Singular Point).

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2025 08:50 AM (UnA8+)

195 I haven’t eaten breakfast in years. I do the intermittent fasting thing so I eat an early but substantial lunch every day (say around 11am)… then a light dinner say around 5pm…. I like breakfast food (particularly pancakes and omelettes) so sometimes I’ll eat breakfast food for lunch… I think it’s healthy

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2025 08:50 AM (FNvF+)

196 181 I use Bacon grease for Omelette, it works great.

Can confirm. And it's been a great use for the grease.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2025 08:50 AM (+4yJ5)

197 The Wild Wild West.

Posted by: First Runner Up at November 14, 2025 08:51 AM (XQo4F)

198 My mother did fried eggs on toast every day for me when I was a kid.

When I got to college, I had the choice of dragging myself to the dining hall or getting some extra sleep. I chose the sleep.

Since then my breakfast has been a couple cups of kawfee.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 14, 2025 08:51 AM (LxER7)

199 lol SLOW horses! autocorrect is weird

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2025 08:51 AM (emBoF)

200 I find that interesting… you said they’re leftist lunatics and evangelicals? That’s an unusual combo I think… I say that because I come out of the evangelical world (I’m still in it too) and while I meet occasional Dems an actual lefty is a rare bird indeed…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2025 08:28 AM (lepZb)

I was, perhaps, unclear. They are evangelical about leftist politics, not something so crass as Christianity.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2025 08:51 AM (ExV1e)

201 Actual Answer:

Duck Tales

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 14, 2025 08:51 AM (yatDJ)

202
Hawaii 5-0 had the best theme song.

It was so popular, it was a hit single for a while.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2025 08:51 AM (iJfKG)

203 Did I read yesterday you might have some good news coming but I'm sort of low spirits?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Fen, despite being rejected by the USPS because somehow my fingerprints got lost in the system, I received an e-mail from them assigning me an employee number.

The orientation is on Monday. So I'm going to show up with that e-mail in hand and see what they do.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 08:51 AM (77rzZ)

204 For theme songs I have to go with a new one. The theme song from Landman on Paramount is spectacular. No vocals but the music is lovely.
Posted by: Jaimo

Yes that's a good one.

The theme song for "Slow Horses" on Apple TV is written and sung by Mick Jagger. Love it. It's a bit of an ear worm.

Posted by: Tuna at November 14, 2025 08:52 AM (lJ0H4)

205 That piano music that played while the end credits rolled after All in the Family is fantastic

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2025 08:52 AM (FNvF+)

206 I cook the omelettes on a griddle, along with the hashbrowns.

Posted by: one hour sober at November 14, 2025 08:52 AM (Y1sOo)

207 A piece of buttered toast and an egg, scrambled or fried is my go-to "hot" breakfast. Cheesy scrambled eggs with diced ham or bacon if I'm motivated.

I'm also a fan of oatmeal and grits. Things my mom used to give us before school... back in the day.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2025 08:52 AM (NwnyJ)

208 Thanks, Bulg. I am glad to hear that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2025 08:52 AM (rZCVI)

209 194 If we're going into anime themes, you've cracked open a gigantic can of worms.

I'm a big fan of different animes and the theme songs are one of the highlights.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2025 08:53 AM (+4yJ5)

210 What's a sow horse?

Posted by: Some sort of pig? at November 14, 2025 08:53 AM (XQo4F)

211 In 2021 UC San Diego, along with the rest of the state’s university system and many other colleges across the country, stopped requiring SAT or ACT scores for admission, citing a need for “equity” amid the COVID pandemic.

equity=racism=failure=communism

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 14, 2025 08:54 AM (gbOdA)

212
Overture, hit the lights
This is it, tonight's the night
No more rehearsing, rehearsing our parts
We know every part by heart

**mic drop**

Posted by: TeeJ at November 14, 2025 08:54 AM (Sq4+7)

213 I've really been missing out. Sitting at the table and eating breakfast after I walk my daughter to school puts me in a great mood for work, instead of sitting down at my desk pissed off before I even get started.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I loved walking my son to school. It is a great way to start the day.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 08:54 AM (77rzZ)

214 210 What's a sow horse?
Posted by: Some sort of pig? at November 14, 2025 08:53 AM (XQo4F)

You'll know one, when you see one.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at November 14, 2025 08:55 AM (qwype)

215 Jesse Jackson must have always been toothless. Allowing his Rainbow-Putsch Coalition name to be stolen by the fruits didn't seem fair.

Posted by: Was He Paid? at November 14, 2025 08:55 AM (oftw2)

216 I'm also a fan of oatmeal and grits. Things my mom used to give us before school... back in the day.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2025 08:52 AM (NwnyJ)

quarter cup of good oatmeal with quarter cut of walnuts is about same protein as 2 eggs

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 14, 2025 08:55 AM (gbOdA)

217 Theme song?

Easy. Star Trek. The original one without the fake, gay, lame lyrics added by Roddenberry to steal half the credit from Alexander Courage.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 14, 2025 08:55 AM (uQesX)

218 There is also a game where "the rich" getting taxed are supposedly people like Musk or Bezos. Whereas "the rich" that the left actually taxes are small business owners, people that climbed the corporate ladder, and professionals like doctors.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2025 08:44 AM (sKqQm)

I think that a lot of leftists believe that Musk actually receives $500B each and every year rather than that amount being entirely theoretical.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2025 08:55 AM (ExV1e)

219 I use Bacon grease for Omelette, it works great. Good flavor, too. Butter seems to be a bit more slickier, though and more forgiving on the crucial flip the whole shootin’ match part. A teflon pan is good for omelette, though a well seasoned cast iron is better. Heat retention really makes for better results, especially with egg dishes.
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Alton's clip on omelets also has convinced me I need to by a Nitro carbon steel pan.
I was unaware of such a thing.
All the benefit of nonstick. Lighter than cast iron. Without the bullshit of worry about scratching.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 14, 2025 08:55 AM (Nrm9g)

220 212 — Teej Yes! You win… Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck (and Jerry Seinfeld in one episode)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2025 08:56 AM (lepZb)

221 Amazing Grace can be sung to the Gilligan's Island theme music.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 14, 2025 08:56 AM (kTd/k)

222 I liked the theme to Star Trek TNG better than that to TOS.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 08:56 AM (77rzZ)

223 Miami Vice theme wasn't too bad.

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2025 08:56 AM (qwype)

224 FWIW, and I certainly disagree, Rolling Stone 2020 reader poll had Cheers as No. 1 TV theme.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 14, 2025 08:56 AM (XvL8K)

225
Eh, most anime theme songs are pretty lame.

Usually, though anime after credit Songs are pretty great.

Still, the theme song to Paranoia Agent was pretty great.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2025 08:56 AM (iJfKG)

226 Closing music for Archie and Edith:

https://youtu.be/tycxJmbsr2Q

Posted by: Remembering You at November 14, 2025 08:57 AM (XQo4F)

227 Bonanza had a theme that slapped

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 14, 2025 08:57 AM (yatDJ)

228 >>The left goes to young people and says, "we need to tax the rich!" as if the people they are trying to tax are some other group of people...not these same young people in 20 or 30 years.

The left has always excelled in stoking class and generational warfare. Look at the trolls who come in here and there go to line is always some variation of "Boomers have ruined the world for us young people" without a shred of realization that not all people of every generation are the same or that some of us Boomers have been fighting this shit longer than they have been alive. Marxism 101. Marxists ruin shit like they did with Obamacare and the healthcare industry and then blame us for not bailing out the shitty system we never wanted in the first place.

There is no more Democrat Party. It is now a marxist party no matter what they call it and it will bloom into full blown marxism for this country if it isn't stopped. It's happening in western countries around the world. It's not a conspiracy theory, it's a well planned and well funded attempted takeover of the west.

And young people aren't going to be spared if they succeed. They will be slaves.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2025 08:57 AM (viF8m)

229 Yes, it is and I am sorry that happened with you
I am just grateful that he's in contact with his youngest brother who's a very nice person.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2025 08:48 AM (2sfNr)

Thank you.

Canada'a 'Corner Gas' has a nice 33 second theme song. 'Not a Lot Going On' which is perfect for a show in a Saskatchewan farming community of 500 people. I'm from a town that has 2 intersections with stoplights so I relate.

And Gabrielle Miller was pretty cute.

https://tinyurl.com/mrx3vaak

YT .... 33 seconds

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 14, 2025 08:58 AM (Sco7b)

230 I overslept and missed the ACT test when in high school.

I applied to the local community college and they enrolled me, but said I had to take the ATC the next time it was given. I promised to do so. I never did, though. After two years, I transferred to a four-year college to get my BA. The four-year never said anything about the missing ACT.

Posted by: one hour sober at November 14, 2025 08:58 AM (Y1sOo)

231 no politics at family gatherings

Just like in grade school.
I don't swing first, but I finish it.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2025 08:58 AM (D1kEJ)

232 Gosh I really was/am firmly in the “TV generation”… just realizing how many memories of my youth are tied up in that medium and how much of it is stuck in my brain…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2025 08:58 AM (lepZb)

233 225
Eh, most anime theme songs are pretty lame
_____________

Disagree

https://youtu.be/4J8jcI0WtzM

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 14, 2025 08:58 AM (yatDJ)

234 There is also a game where "the rich" getting taxed are supposedly people like Musk or Bezos.

They watched Duck Tales and think that those guys swim in gold coins like Scrooge McDuck. I enjoy trying to get them to actually tell me how much money "fair share" is though. Their faith will not let them answer the question.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2025 08:59 AM (+4yJ5)

235 Any Penn people here? If Fett has to resign due to health, Shapiro appoints? But then a special in 2026? Be a expensive race

Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2025 08:59 AM (YCxFk)

236 Slow Horses has a great theme song, I think written for it by The Rolling Stones or Mick Jagger?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2025 08:50 AM (emBoF)
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It's the only show where I don't skip the opening, just so I can listen to the theme. Can't believe they got Jagger to do it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 08:59 AM (eHm55)

237 Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 14, 2025 08:58 AM (Sco7b)

Corner Gas rocked. Great show. Very funny.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 08:59 AM (77rzZ)

238 Since then my breakfast has been a couple cups of kawfee.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at

Force it down for a couple days. Your stomach gets used to it, and then it's totally awesome. I'm never going back now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2025 08:59 AM (BI5O2)

239 After two years, I transferred to a four-year college to get my BA. The four-year never said anything about the missing ACT.
Posted by: one hour sober at November 14, 2025 08:58 AM (Y1sOo)

SAT/ACT only matters for initial acceptance. College GPA only matters for initial post-graduation job.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2025 08:59 AM (ExV1e)

240 WKRP In Cincinnati theme - Alarm ringtone on my phone.

I'll NEVER change it.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at November 14, 2025 08:59 AM (6qf1m)

241 Also... The lyrics to this anime theme could be Klingon battle anthem

https://youtu.be/4J8jcI0WtzM?si=XvgmqJylz1Nxq-Y2

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 14, 2025 09:00 AM (yatDJ)

242 RE: Epstein:

The NY Post has an article about Michael Wolff trying to work with Epstein to take out Trump.

In late 2015. Then into 2016.

This PoS (supposedly an author) was trying to work up a blackmail angle.

But I just remembered something - Wasn't it only a few short months ago that there was a "love letter", claiming to be between Trump and Epstein, complete with a bawdy drawing of a woman? They say it was from 2003, but given how fast and loose the Democrats et al are playing with the truth, I'm now wondering if the Wolff malfeasance is related and there was another Ra*Th*erGate situation that was simply glossed over.

Posted by: Another Anon at November 14, 2025 09:00 AM (4h45B)

243 The “safe space” sticker is especially telling. The academic fad of declaring places “safe spaces” is possible the worst idea any academic ever invented. To have an open-mind and the ability to think critically the last place you want to be is in a “safe space,” where different ideas are banned and you are kept nicely protected from being challenged. That public school teachers today are pushing this idiotic idea tells you they have no concept of what teaching is all about. If anything, they are anti-teachers, working hard to shrink and calcify the minds of the children in their care.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 14, 2025 09:00 AM (gbOdA)

244 Miami Vice was great, as was Thirtysomething even though the show was awful.

Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2025 09:01 AM (YCxFk)

245 I can't decently flip an omelette so I've taken to the Spanish method. Cook low and slow and put a top on the pan. It rises and is fluffy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 09:01 AM (eHm55)

246 Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 14, 2025 08:56 AM (kTd/k

Maybe it can be but I'll just stick with the traditional melody because I prefer not to think of Charles Wesley in connection with Gilligan's Island.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2025 09:01 AM (2sfNr)

247 Sopranos has a pretty decent theme song

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 09:02 AM (eHm55)

248 Forgot about Newhart by Henry Mancini. Show set in Vermont was great

Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2025 09:02 AM (YCxFk)

249 Hate has no home here.

Except for
Jew
Capitalist
Free Market People
Small Business Owners
Millionaires
Trucker
Truck Drivers
Republicans
Libertarians
Home Schoolers
and
Christians

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 14, 2025 09:02 AM (gbOdA)

250 I tutor my 9 year old grandson in 4th grade math. This Common Core curriculum is bullshit. It takes a simple math problem and creates chaos. Take a look on line at some of the questions. It will make your head spin. It’s no wonder kids can’t do a simple math problem.

Posted by: RetSgtRN at November 14, 2025 09:02 AM (Oj7GT)

251 My favorite them song was for Candle Cove. Loved that show.

Posted by: Joey Biden at November 14, 2025 09:03 AM (rHq8a)

252 Fen, despite being rejected by the USPS because somehow my fingerprints got lost in the system, I received an e-mail from them assigning me an employee number.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 08:51 AM (77rzZ)

Wait, so you're hired.

Please say yes. I'll be very happy for you.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 14, 2025 09:03 AM (Sco7b)

253 244 Miami Vice was great, as was Thirtysomething even though the show was awful.

Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2025 09:01 AM (YCxFk)

Smugglers Blues

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 14, 2025 09:03 AM (gbOdA)

254 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
“Parents DO NOT know best, scientists know best, experts know the best." - Liberal at Michigan State Board of Education meeting

https://tinyurl.com/2syxda3v

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2025 09:03 AM (NpAcC)

255 BACON GREASE ... If you like cooking/frying with bacon grease but don't enjoy rendering the fat yourself, triple-filtered pure bacon grease is available for purchase in a product named Bacon Up ... Can usually be found in the baking aisle near vegetable shortenings (such as Crisco).

Posted by: Kathy at November 14, 2025 09:03 AM (zuKcR)

256 240 WKRP In Cincinnati theme - Alarm ringtone on my phone.

I'll NEVER change it.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at November 14, 2025 08:59 AM
+++

Try this voicemail greeting:

https://youtu.be/ria37d9mInY

Posted by: George Costanza at November 14, 2025 09:03 AM (XQo4F)

257 Forgot about Newhart by Henry Mancini. Show set in Vermont was great
Posted by: Jonah

Until it got hijacked by Larry and the Darryls.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:04 AM (77rzZ)

258 Also... The lyrics to this anime theme could be Klingon battle anthem

https://youtu.be/4J8jcI0WtzM?si=XvgmqJylz1Nxq-Y2
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 14, 2025 09:00 AM (yatDJ)

From time to time I will point this out...

This portion of your URL "si=XvgmqJylz1Nxq-Y2" is a tracking tag. If someone clicks on that link it will tie their YT account to your YT account. If you are even remotely paranoid about TPTB tracking everything about you, you should remove that.

Assuming that you do remove the tracking tag, and that no other modifiers - like start time - are included, you can also remove the '?'. This would leave https://youtu.be/4J8jcI0WtzM as the entirety of the useable URL.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2025 09:04 AM (ExV1e)

259 Democrats failure to recognize Mandani, censor any discussion around him, and basically state they are exclusively for centrists and moderates has made me become a member of DSA.

It's always blue no matter who until an actual leftist comes in and then all of a sudden they grow a backbone, or throw the election for a Republican.

We had about 25 new people at our local meeting tonight! We had a younger and more diverse group than ever this meeting

Too much of the Dem party's leadership is captured by AIPAC. Their little colony on Palestine land will not see the end of this century, inshallah.

The Dems will snub democratic socialists every time they lose their own primaries to us. we cannot leave the fate of our politics within a hostile court. DSA needs to be the legitimate and dignified political party that it ought to be instead of assuming we’ll always be in the Dem’s good graces.

You literally can't have democracy without socialism, which is democracy in the economic realm. As we all know, if billionaires control all the money (or even just capitalists generally) and control all the workplaces, that is a dictatorship.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 14, 2025 09:04 AM (JCZqz)

260 I can't decently flip an omelette so I've taken to the Spanish method. Cook low and slow and put a top on the pan. It rises and is fluffy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 09:01 AM (eHm55)

That works, but there are some easy ways of getting a folded omelet if you want.

https://youtu.be/Q7SY77UqGkU

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2025 09:04 AM (n9ltV)

261 “You know a MAGA woman when you see one. They all have a look, right? Like, they lips be up to — anyway,” she said.

Standing next to to a Shak sized man in a dress.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 14, 2025 09:05 AM (gbOdA)

262 Rs in Ohio have a real problem with turnout. Dems won Ohio races that shouldn't have been close because Rs aren't that excited about off year elections. If our governor and senate candidates are Vivek Ramaswamy and Jon Husted, that is not going to change. Maybe mail in ballots can save us.

Posted by: Oglebay at November 14, 2025 09:05 AM (GPa4z)

263 >>Democrats failure to recognize Mandani, censor any discussion around him, and basically state they are exclusively for centrists and moderates has made me become a member of DSA.

And there it is.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2025 09:06 AM (viF8m)

264 Wait, so you're hired.

Please say yes. I'll be very happy for you.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless

I guess, according to one hand, which doesn't know what the other hand is doing.

I'm going to try to play this bureaucratic confusion to my advantage. We'll see what happens.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:06 AM (77rzZ)

265 257 Forgot about Newhart by Henry Mancini. Show set in Vermont was great
Posted by: Jonah

Until it got hijacked by Larry and the Darryls.
Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:04 AM (77rzZ)

His first show from the 70's has aged a lot better, IMHO.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 14, 2025 09:06 AM (LxER7)

266 Democrats failure to recognize Mandani, censor any discussion around him, and basically state they are exclusively for centrists and moderates has made me become a member of DSA.

Dumb Shits of America?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2025 09:07 AM (D1kEJ)

267 We had about 25 new people at our local meeting tonight! We had a younger and more diverse group than ever this meeting

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Oh.

So you guys hold meetings, do you?

Ready the black marias.

Posted by: Master of the Knout, Grand North American Dignity Canal Construction Corps at November 14, 2025 09:07 AM (BI5O2)

268 “Parents DO NOT know best, scientists know best, experts know the best." - Liberal at Michigan State Board of Education meeting

https://tinyurl.com/2syxda3v
Posted by: redridinghood
_______

Science is amoral by definition.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 14, 2025 09:07 AM (XvL8K)

269 His first show from the 70's has aged a lot better, IMHO.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

Yes. That was a true classic. Great ensemble cast.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:08 AM (77rzZ)

270 Suzanne Pleshette.

Posted by: Hubba hubba at November 14, 2025 09:08 AM (XQo4F)

271 “You know a MAGA woman when you see one. They all have a look, right? Like, they lips be up to — anyway,” she said.

Standing next to to a Shak sized man in a dress.
Posted by: r hennigantx at November 14, 2025 09:05 AM (gbOdA)

And that look is Brainy, Buxom, and Beautiful!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2025 09:08 AM (wVcYX)

272 The recent bit about how many are on food stamps had me realize 2 things:
1) you know how you can tell who is on food stamps at the check-out line? Anyone who's cart is full of heat-n-eat food.
2) I eat almost no high-processed foods. I honestly don't know how I came to that; just bit by bit cooking everything. Like, this week, the only thing I've not eaten made from scratch was the biscuits for the breakfast egg-sausage-cheese sandwiches.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 14, 2025 09:08 AM (Nrm9g)

273 You literally can't have democracy without socialism, which is democracy in the economic realm. As we all know, if billionaires control all the money (or even just capitalists generally) and control all the workplaces, that is a dictatorship.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 14, 2025 09:04 AM (JCZqz)

Can 50% +1 vote to
take your money? Yes
take your wealth? Yes
take your family? Yes
take your livelihood? Yes
take your life? Yes

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 14, 2025 09:08 AM (gbOdA)

274 I'm going to try to play this bureaucratic confusion to my advantage. We'll see what happens.
Posted by: Bulg
_______

There was a Seinfeld on this.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 14, 2025 09:09 AM (XvL8K)

275 258 Also... The lyrics to this anime theme could be Klingon battle anthem

https://youtu.be/4J8jcI0WtzM?si=XvgmqJylz1Nxq-Y2
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 14, 2025 09:00 AM (yatDJ)

That was cool and I like the lyrics. Thank you.

It's funny how easy it is you get used to subtitles when modern English television becomes a woke pile of garbage.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 14, 2025 09:09 AM (Sco7b)

276 CBD gives cooking lessons too? Civilized man.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 09:09 AM (aPZZR)

277 Like, they lips be up to — anyway,” she said.

"Lips be up to? " what does that even mean?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2025 09:09 AM (Yl2Ob)

278 And that look is Brainy, Buxom, and Beautiful!
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2025 09:08 AM (wVcYX)

You forgot Nice Dick

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 14, 2025 09:09 AM (gbOdA)

279 “You know a MAGA woman when you see one. They all have a look, right? Like, they lips be up to — anyway,” she said.

Standing next to to a Shak sized man in a dress.
Posted by: r hennigantx

"You know leftists woman when you see one."

Yeah. They have a peen, Jasmine. A peen.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2025 09:09 AM (D1kEJ)

280 Fen, despite being rejected by the USPS because somehow my fingerprints got lost in the system, I received an e-mail from them assigning me an employee number.

The orientation is on Monday. So I'm going to show up with that e-mail in hand and see what they do.
Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 08:51 AM (77rzZ)
====

Your prints may have been "cured" I've seen it happen before.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2025 09:10 AM (A0sqA)

281 We had about 25 new people at our local meeting tonight! We had a younger and more diverse group than ever this meeting

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Oh, you sweet summer dotard.

These monster babies are going to eat you. This isn't a Woodstock reunion gathering for them, you old hippie douchebag. They mean bidness.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2025 09:10 AM (BI5O2)

282 The recent bit about how many are on food stamps had me realize 2 things:
1) you know how you can tell who is on food stamps at the check-out line? Anyone who's cart is full of heat-n-eat food.
2) I eat almost no high-processed foods. I honestly don't know how I came to that; just bit by bit cooking everything. Like, this week, the only thing I've not eaten made from scratch was the biscuits for the breakfast egg-sausage-cheese sandwiches.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

3) Steak & lobster

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2025 09:10 AM (D1kEJ)

283 Sopranos has a pretty decent theme song
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 09:02 AM (eHm55)

It’s freaking awesome! Not part of the show opening, but the full song by Alabama 3 has a preamble opening where the singer talks (raps?) about “…walking down cold harbor lane, 3 or 4 in the morning…. Wending my way up the spiral staircase… “ it’s almost hypnotic

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2025 09:10 AM (FNvF+)

284 CBD gives cooking lessons too? Civilized man.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 09:09 AM (aPZZR)

Don't say anything about the maple syrup.

Posted by: dantesed at November 14, 2025 09:10 AM (Oy/m2)

285 I'm going to try to play this bureaucratic confusion to my advantage. We'll see what happens.
Posted by: Bulg

You may want to keep your myopia about Kate Upton under wraps.

Posted by: Don't Mention The War at November 14, 2025 09:11 AM (oftw2)

286 I'm betting the arrest of Newsum's chief of staff leads higher.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 09:11 AM (aPZZR)

287 Today marks 10yrs since the Bataclan massacre.
Muslims slaughtered 130 and maimed
683. Victims were castrated, raped, disembowelled and tortured before execution. French authorities suppressed this fact for 'social cohesion'.

The attackers targeted White people, and actively let non-White people go, saying things like "it's OK, you're one of us." A tanned Frenchman, often mistaken in his personal life for a North African or some kind, was let go for this reason. All of this was hidden by authorities.

Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2025 09:11 AM (GITLP)

288 Suzanne Pleshette.
Posted by: Hubba hubba

Newhart's wife in his second series, Mary Frann, was no slouch, either.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:11 AM (77rzZ)

289 Where my Doritos and grape Nehi at?

Posted by: LaShondra at November 14, 2025 09:12 AM (XQo4F)

290 I'm going to try to play this bureaucratic confusion to my advantage. We'll see what happens.
Posted by: Bulg
_______

There was a Seinfeld on this.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 14, 2025 09:09 AM (XvL8K)

Ha! George just showing up pretending he got the job… taking the small office… and the “Penske file”

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2025 09:13 AM (FNvF+)

291 Verizon announces 15,000 people being laid off.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 09:13 AM (aPZZR)

292 Texas Senate Race 2026 is gonna be Ken Paxton vs Jasmine Crockett - bank on it!

And at first I wondered what a smart lawyer like Crockett was doing with this ghetto act, but now I see that no matter how the election goes, she’s gonna walk out of this a multimillionaire.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2025 09:14 AM (GxM4+)

293
Yes as the title states American Communism must be eradicated. I am open to suggestions, preferably a solution that allows us to actually preserve the spirit if not the entirety of the Constitution

As always, we need to keep in mind that the commie cocksuckers believe that the mere existence of non-commie types is a problem in need of a solution, one that's final in nature. Don't believe it? Just feed them a drink and ask them. The commies don't have any problem telling you that this is what they're after. They're counting on normal folks' innate decency to keep the population compliant until they feel powerful enough to flex their muscle.

They've been down that path several times before, in fact it would be easier to list the times they HAVEN'T.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2025 09:14 AM (y9nCu)

294 Hey I got fired from a job I was never hired for nor paid for.

Posted by: Kramer at November 14, 2025 09:15 AM (XQo4F)

295 Fun fact: I saw Jesse Jackson in an airport once. True story.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Throw it- don't take the sack at November 14, 2025 08:49 AM (AOsQT)

Was he on the TV? Odds are pretty good.
Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2025 08:50 AM (qwype)

No, that was a penguin on the TV

Posted by: Monty Python at November 14, 2025 09:15 AM (zcJ6r)

296 It's Open enrollment season and our best insurance option is the health plan postal carriers get. We just have join the postal workers union.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 14, 2025 09:15 AM (jOvFD)

297 What strikes me about other shoppers in the grocery store is how they'll pass you in the aisle without ever making any eye contact, a smile, a head nod, or any polite acknowledgement that you're even there, but will scan your cart intently checking out your selections.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2025 09:15 AM (wVcYX)

298 They've been down that path several times before, in fact it would be easier to list the times they HAVEN'T.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2025 09:14 AM (y9nCu)

Inejiro Asanuma never pulled any of that garbage.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2025 09:17 AM (BI5O2)

299 Just remember the part about "the swift completion of their appointed rounds". Don't be a Newman!

Posted by: Zip Code Moves The Mail at November 14, 2025 09:17 AM (oftw2)

300 And at first I wondered what a smart lawyer like Crockett was doing with this ghetto act
________________

White liberal Democrats love her ghetto trash act. She's basically a 21st century Step'n Fetchit.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 14, 2025 09:17 AM (jOvFD)

301 Kitty litter, cat food, chocolate, wine and tampons.

Posted by: Karen McAwfl at November 14, 2025 09:17 AM (XQo4F)

302 250 I tutor my 9 year old grandson in 4th grade math. This Common Core curriculum is bullshit. It takes a simple math problem and creates chaos. Take a look on line at some of the questions. It will make your head spin. It’s no wonder kids can’t do a simple math problem.
Posted by: RetSgtRN at November 14, 2025 09:02 AM (Oj7GT)

I think the real purpose behind Common Core Math is to exclude parents from the education of their children. The calculation methods are so inscrutable that parents can't help their kids.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at November 14, 2025 09:18 AM (FMtrg)

303 Love this bit from Nellie Bowles about Trump welcoming the former al Qaeda commander who recently declared himself President of Syria and is busily making peace with Israel.

Anyway, at the end of the meeting Trump sprayed both sides of Jolani’s neck with “Victory 45-47,” his $249 cologne. “It’s the best fragrance,” he told the room. “And then the other one is for your wife,” Trump said to Jolani. “How many wives? One?” Jolani laughed: “One.” “With you guys, I never know,” Trump said, beaming. Smells like Eau de Jihadi.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 09:18 AM (aPZZR)

304 What strikes me about other shoppers in the grocery store is how they'll pass you in the aisle without ever making any eye contact, a smile, a head nod, or any polite acknowledgement that you're even there, but will scan your cart intently checking out your selections.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2025 09:15 AM (wVcYX)

I'm guessing that you live around a high concentration of people in the witness protection program.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2025 09:18 AM (ExV1e)

305 It's raining? I don't work in the rain.

Posted by: Newman at November 14, 2025 09:18 AM (XQo4F)

306 The only difference between socialism and communism is when they bring the guns out to force you to accept it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 14, 2025 09:18 AM (Nrm9g)

307 WKRP In Cincinnati theme - Alarm ringtone on my phone.

I'll NEVER change it.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at November 14, 2025 08:59 AM (6qf1m)

The outro song was a banger!
https://youtu.be/FhAfXTzR2rQ

Cool backstory (from Wiki):
the closing theme was written by an Atlanta musician named Jim Ellis, who also wrote incidental music for WKRP. He didn’t have any lyrics for the tune yet, so he sang a bunch of gibberish to give a feel for the song. Hugh Wilson, the series producer, decided to use it anyway, as he decided it would be a humorous commentary on the incomprehensibility of many rock lyrics. He also figured since network announcers usually talked over the closing credits, that viewers wouldn’t be able to hear the lyrics anyway.

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2025 09:18 AM (zcJ6r)

308 Yes as the title states American Communism must be eradicated. I am open to suggestions, preferably a solution that allows us to actually preserve the spirit if not the entirety of the Constitution

Lead. Pb. Cu.
Liberally applied.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2025 09:19 AM (D1kEJ)

309 I guess, according to one hand, which doesn't know what the other hand is doing.

I'm going to try to play this bureaucratic confusion to my advantage. We'll see what happens.
Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:06 AM (77rzZ)

I hope this works out. Orientation is pretty far along.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 14, 2025 09:19 AM (Sco7b)

310 My father asked me for a bottle of "45 47" Trump bourbon recently, because he wants to needle the lefty members of our family at Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 09:20 AM (aPZZR)

311 "The outro song (WKRP) was a banger!"

Totally agree!

Always watched through the credits just to hear that song every time.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at November 14, 2025 09:21 AM (6qf1m)

312 283 It’s freaking awesome! Not part of the show opening, but the full song by Alabama 3 has a preamble opening where the singer talks (raps?) about “…walking down cold harbor lane, 3 or 4 in the morning…. Wending my way up the spiral staircase… “ it’s almost hypnotic
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2025 09:10 AM (FNvF+)

And it's not even A3's best song.

("Too Sick to Pray" is even better.)

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2025 09:22 AM (UnA8+)

313 Mmmmmm...Jan Smithers...mmmmmmmm...

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:23 AM (77rzZ)

314 291 Verizon announces 15,000 people being laid off.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 09:13 AM (aPZZR)

After 20 years of having us as loyal customers, Verizon finally drove us away by being completely unable to allow us to change to a cheaper plan. I wonder if they are laying people off because they are losing customers.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at November 14, 2025 09:23 AM (FMtrg)

315 My father asked me for a bottle of "45 47" Trump bourbon recently, because he wants to needle the lefty members of our family at Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Huck Follywood

Get him a bottle of Liberal Tears whiskey from Rob Schneider.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2025 09:23 AM (D1kEJ)

316 Looks like another rocky market opening ahead. The Fed scared everyone yesterday, talking like they might never again reduce interest rates, so "screw you!" (said Powell to America).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 09:24 AM (aPZZR)

317
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
🚨 BREAKING: To end MASSIVE SNAP fraud, the Trump administration is forcing EVERY recipient to verify they cannot "survive without it."

500,000 THOUSAND recipients getting SNAP twice.

186,000 THOUSAND DEAD PEOPLE getting SNAP.

Holy smokes. CRIMINAL.

https://tinyurl.com/39mxjsd9

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2025 09:24 AM (NpAcC)

318 My ringtone -- the closing credits song from Justified

https://youtu.be/DhCWcNHfF-k

I get a lot of great looks when it rings in public

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2025 09:24 AM (zcJ6r)

319 297 What strikes me about other shoppers in the grocery store is how they'll pass you in the aisle without ever making any eye contact, a smile, a head nod, or any polite acknowledgement that you're even there, but will scan your cart intently checking out your selections.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2025 09:15 AM (wVcYX)

Where I live, they will generally ignore you unless they're a man with both facial hair and tattoos. Those ones will stare you down with a death glare for about 6 seconds, then move on.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2025 09:24 AM (UnA8+)

320 I wonder if they are laying people off because they are losing customers.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at November 14, 2025 09:23 AM (FMtrg)
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That was mentioned in the announcement, Emmie.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 09:25 AM (aPZZR)

321 tearsoftheleft.com

Liberal Tears whiskey

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2025 09:25 AM (D1kEJ)

322 The dead are light eaters.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 09:26 AM (Zgp2+)

323 Bulg, you will be in a probationary period for at least 3 months. They will work you to death.

Did you apply as a Clerk, Carrier, or Mail Handler?

Posted by: Common Tater at November 14, 2025 09:26 AM (lqKtE)

324 Senator Fetterman had this to say: ‘If you thought my face looked bad before, wait until you see it now!’

Gotta admit, that's a good line from Fett. I like a pol who can laugh at himself.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:26 AM (77rzZ)

325
Can 50% +1 vote to
take your money? Yes
take your wealth? Yes
take your family? Yes
take your livelihood? Yes
take your life? Yes
Posted by: r hennigantx at November 14, 2025 09:08 AM (gbOdA)

All laws can be boiled down to "uniformed thug with legal immunity pointing a gun at your face and demanding your property or your life in service to any number of social issues"

So you want to operate a cupcake cafe business? Pay these taxes/fees. Refuse to pay, and we start off with an unarmed fat Karen harassing you in the middle of the business day. Continue to refuse, and it ends up with a squad of armed Sheriff's Deputies locking down your business, shooting your dog and taking you to the pokey in bracelets.

All over cupcakes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2025 09:27 AM (y9nCu)

326 Bulg, you will be in a probationary period for at least 3 months. They will work you to death.

Did you apply as a Clerk, Carrier, or Mail Handler?
Posted by: Common Tater

And if you make it after those three months, you'll never have to work again!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2025 09:27 AM (D1kEJ)

327 After 20 years of having us as loyal customers, Verizon finally drove us away by being completely unable to allow us to change to a cheaper plan. I wonder if they are laying people off because they are losing customers.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at November 14, 2025 09:23 AM (FMtrg)

The move is a response to slowing subscriber growth, intense competition from rivals like AT&T and T-Mobile, and a need to reduce costs to improve profitability and competitiveness.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2025 09:27 AM (ExV1e)

328 Did you apply as a Clerk, Carrier, or Mail Handler?
Posted by: Common Tater

Not a carrier. Mail handler, I think. Or whatever needs to be done in the Post Office itself.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:27 AM (77rzZ)

329 Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2025 09:15 AM (wVcYX)

I 've never noticed people checking out my cart. I usually try to say hello to at least one person and if I can give a compliment to a woman " I like your outfit" it makes me feel better and hopefully they do as well. Sometimes I say "Good morning" to the men..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2025 09:28 AM (Yl2Ob)

330 325 So you want to operate a cupcake cafe business? Pay these taxes/fees. Refuse to pay, and we start off with an unarmed fat Karen harassing you in the middle of the business day. Continue to refuse, and it ends up with a squad of armed Sheriff's Deputies locking down your business, shooting your dog and taking you to the pokey in bracelets.

All over cupcakes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2025 09:27 AM (y9nCu)

"All you have to do is put on this purple wig and these thigh-highs, and we'll leave you alone..."

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2025 09:28 AM (UnA8+)

331 I applied to the local community college and they enrolled me, but said I had to take the ATC the next time it was given. I promised to do so. I never did, though. After two years, I transferred to a four-year college to get my BA. The four-year never said anything about the missing ACT.
Posted by: one hour sober "

I'm gonna ding ya for misspelling "ACT".

Posted by: fd at November 14, 2025 09:29 AM (vFG9F)

332 Peens good.

Peens very, very good.

Posted by: Lady G. at November 14, 2025 09:29 AM (0sNs1)

333 500,000 THOUSAND recipients getting SNAP twice.

186,000 THOUSAND DEAD PEOPLE getting SNAP.

Holy smokes. CRIMINAL.

https://tinyurl.com/39mxjsd9
Posted by: redridinghood
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And those totals do not include most large blue states where fraud is probably even higher including illegals on the rolls. Trump admin is having to sue blue states for their data.

Posted by: whig at November 14, 2025 09:29 AM (WDjG6)

334 I say "Good morning" to the men..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

With your flirtatious little "come hither" smile, I hope.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:29 AM (77rzZ)

335 - About time for all you stronk, independent types to run off to where you HAVE to talk about the art for 100 so,
Enjoy

Posted by: TeeJ at November 14, 2025 09:29 AM (Sq4+7)

336 Usually people who can read english are excluded from being mail handlers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 09:30 AM (Zgp2+)

337 329 Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2025 09:15 AM (wVcYX)

I 've never noticed people checking out my cart. I usually try to say hello to at least one person and if I can give a compliment to a woman " I like your outfit" it makes me feel better and hopefully they do as well. Sometimes I say "Good morning" to the men..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2025 09:28 AM (Yl2Ob)

Yeah, I say hi and acknowledge plenty of folks in a grocery store...maybe it's a guy/girl difference. I also occasionally field questions b/c folks always think redheads know answers and/or work at a store...funny enough, I can answer 95% of them, so maybe these folks aren't that wrong...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 14, 2025 09:30 AM (tOcjL)

338 Trump admin is having to sue blue states for their data.
Posted by: whig at November 14, 2025 09:29 AM (WDjG6)
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Our constituents have a Constitutional right to double benefits!!

Posted by: JB Pritzger, proud food stamp recipient at November 14, 2025 09:31 AM (aPZZR)

339
“Parents DO NOT know best, scientists know best, experts know the best." - Liberal at Michigan State Board of Education meeting

What an arrogant ass.

I noted that the students, as he put it, "...need to feel educated". Not actually be educated, mind you, but feel educated.

Academic tenure has got to go!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 14, 2025 09:31 AM (xG4kz)

340 Democrats art up

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2025 09:31 AM (D1kEJ)

341 316 Looks like another rocky market opening ahead. The Fed scared everyone yesterday, talking like they might never again reduce interest rates, so "screw you!" (said Powell to America).
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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I have come to the cynical conclusion that much of what our officialdom does, including the Fed, is designed to allow insider trading on information for personal wealth and power.

Posted by: whig at November 14, 2025 09:31 AM (WDjG6)

342 My ringtone -- the closing credits song from Justified
____________

Mine: Stargate Atlantis

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 14, 2025 09:31 AM (JV/7w)

343 Out of an Abundance of Caution, every Federal Employee should have their clearance revoked and re-apply for a background check and loyalty test.

The OPM debacle made this problematic. They outsourced OPM database to a ChiCom cutout firm.

With Root Access. If you don’t know what this means, you probably don’t want to. Absolutely Criminal what all these cocksuckers in government have done over the years.

And they walk around free as a bird. Retired even. With a pension.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 14, 2025 09:31 AM (lqKtE)

344 The dead are light eaters.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 09:26 AM

We're not dead.

Posted by: Black Holes at November 14, 2025 09:31 AM (0sNs1)

345 Noodus gratia artis

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:31 AM (77rzZ)

346 Fetterman is their McCain.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 14, 2025 09:31 AM (F2Ar1)

347 "Or whatever needs to be done in the Post Office itself."

There's coffee to be consumed.
Social media to be checked.
Leisurely trips to discharge said coffee.
Red Velvet cake in the break room.
A certain blog to stay up with.
Lunch.
Repeat.

Posted by: Your fellow postal workers at November 14, 2025 09:32 AM (XQo4F)

348 I sat in on a telephone town hall with my Republican Congressman last night. He crowed about the end of the shutdown, but then a caller asked him how long the CR was for, and why don't we pass annual budgets.

The Congressman said he was actually on a study committee to figure out a way to "return to regular order".

Like they don't already know! They did it for decades: The President would propose an annual budget; the Senate would propose an annual budget; the House would take those proposals and sit down and write an annual budget and pass it.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 14, 2025 09:33 AM (GD2xa)

349
Yeah, I say hi and acknowledge plenty of folks in a grocery store...maybe it's a guy/girl difference. I also occasionally field questions b/c folks always think redheads know answers and/or work at a store...funny enough, I can answer 95% of them, so maybe these folks aren't that wrong...
Posted by: Nova Local

Don't look now, but Bike Mike Obama is glowering at you from behind one of the end caps.

It's people like YOU who embolden other people to come up to HER to ask is she could retrieve something for them from the back of the top shelf.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 14, 2025 09:34 AM (xG4kz)

350 I have come to the cynical conclusion that much of what our officialdom does, including the Fed, is designed to allow insider trading on information for personal wealth and power.
Posted by: whig at November 14, 2025 09:31 AM (WDjG6)
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Cynical? Accurate?

Who can tell the difference...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 09:34 AM (aPZZR)

351 I'd hope DOGE is cleaning up Snap and the EBT cards.

Give them 10% of what they eliminate.

I'll check out people's carts at the grocery store. Not too often but if people are really out of shape, then I'll peek.

I'm usually fruits, veggies, yogurt, eggs, meat if it's on sale. I'm off of milk and bread. And my Armagheddon supply is still insanely stocked.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 14, 2025 09:39 AM (Sco7b)

352 "Know thyself” became “find yourself,” and the difference was everything. The first sought truth through humility; the second sought meaning through indulgence

Now do currently popular " Love Yourself".

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2025 09:40 AM (2J/Lj)

353 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J. 🙏

From above, 'The Democrat party has transformed itself into the Democratic Socialists of America'

Because almost no one took it seriously?

Read some local, public Facebook pages a day or two after the recent elections in PA (that the Dems LARGELY took) & was surprised to see the exchanges between Antifa supporters and those whom they considered Fascists, or leaning towards in both cases.

Lots of accusations, of course, but the people at or leaning towards Antifa acknowledged they were socialists or communists, or very close to, and 'fighting' fascism was near and dear to their hearts. Further, it seemed that several defended Antifa as a component of American patriotism & were more than casually familiar with recent military service. (i.e., Don't you dare put that on me! I've served to protect...)

I think an awful lot of people - perhaps those more so in urbanized areas, involved with education and/or trades (which is about everything around here) - are not clear as to what embodies socialism, communist, and fascism.

Fox News, Video captures communists marching in Philadelphia, chanting for a 'class war' Jul 30, 2024.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 14, 2025 09:41 AM (NFX2v)

354 Accidentally tuned into a different radio station in the car (WVCW (99.5) VCY America, Delaware state, I believe) a bit before 3 pm. I wasn't sure what I was listening to, i.e., an audio clip, podcast, live show, but I left it on as it seemed quite different for talk radio & possibly "Christian" radio. Anyway, in those few minutes, there was a host and/or guest discussing Trump befriending Islamic countries and that he'll changing the currency of the US to accommodate... something.

Yeah, different, but I'm not going to explore this one more - especially in this region.
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Have a great weekend, Horde! 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 14, 2025 09:41 AM (NFX2v)

355 Lodge makes a great carbon steel pan. Good price and MADE IN USA!

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at November 14, 2025 10:08 AM (iNp3L)

356 "Jay Jones' Attorney General Election Could Lead to Virginia Police Exodus, Law Enforcement Leaders Say"

Well, it certainly led to me buying my first AR. And as soon as I get paid for working through the furlough, I'll likely buy another one.

Posted by: RADinVA at November 14, 2025 10:26 AM (bxwtE)

357 The USPS probationary period is typically 90 calendar days for career positions, but it can be one year for other roles or vary based on the type of appointment. For example, new career employees in a bargaining unit position have a 90-day probationary period, while non-bargaining positions require a one-year probationary period of continuous service. Some exceptions exist for roles like Customer Service Assistants (CCAs) who successfully complete a certain number of 360-day terms before converting to career status.

The USPS can separate a probationary employee at any time during the period.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 14, 2025 10:26 AM (NFX2v)

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