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Manatee Monday! Cafe

manateeandchild.jpg

Puppies observe delicate surgery on a stuffed rabbit chew-toy.

It's learning...

Dog gets ready for the working day.

Dog refuses to get up.

The ancient Egyptians pharaohs used to mummify their cats as a tribute. Cite: this kid.


Mondays am i rite?

A dentist employs a therapy dog.

Evil river otter mimics the cute face-touching behaviors of good sea otters, to infiltrate us with fake cuteness.

A ritual mephitic dance.

ALL RIGHT WE'RE DIGGING WE'RE DIGGING WHOO HOO THIS IS AWESOME

In case you missed it (or in case I forgot to post it): Dog tries to get a baby to play fetch.


Posted by: Ace at 07:20 PM




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1
No escarpment.

Oh well.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 17, 2025 07:24 PM (xBXaH)

2
True story: I learned the word "escarpment" from an episode of Jonny Quest (1965).

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 17, 2025 07:24 PM (xBXaH)

3 There was a story over the weekend of a female jogger who was mauled by a gang of otters. I think in Malaysia.

Trump put out a full page add calling for the death penalty. Maybe.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 17, 2025 07:25 PM (JglEY)

4 O, the huge manatees!

Posted by: Bulg at November 17, 2025 07:25 PM (77rzZ)

5 heehaw

Posted by: Eromero at November 17, 2025 07:25 PM (LHPAg)

6 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2025 07:28 PM (+qU29)

7 Puppies watching Surgery is too cute

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2025 07:30 PM (+qU29)

8 Prof.: “I could talk about sirenians all day.”
Pres. of the Ladies’ Club: “Dugong, then, Professor.”

Posted by: Bulg at November 17, 2025 07:30 PM (77rzZ)

9 Manatee Monday! Cafe

Consider a spherical sea-cow.....

Posted by: your topology prof at November 17, 2025 07:30 PM (nhCoE)

10 Manatees are really round.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 17, 2025 07:30 PM (U+AKE)

11 TexMex for supper, ice cream for dessert.

Posted by: Eromero at November 17, 2025 07:31 PM (LHPAg)

12 All well-adjusted, above average IQ Morons clamor for maximum penguin content. We are happy this evening.

The few nay-sayers and ne'er-do-wells should be ignored, if not outright attacked.

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at November 17, 2025 07:32 PM (oftw2)

13 Best burger I ever had was a Sea Cow burger in Key West. The tarter sauce is what really made it stand out.

Posted by: fd at November 17, 2025 07:32 PM (vFG9F)

14 They look more like bloated ticks

Posted by: Accomack at November 17, 2025 07:32 PM (FqNtp)

15 I'm trying to talk my parents into getting several donkeys but they aren't feeling it.

Posted by: NCKate at November 17, 2025 07:32 PM (uQzkA)

16 I had a accidentally Melatonin at breakfast, but survived all day without a nap.
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2025 07:32 PM (+qU29)

17 Manatees are the pandas of the sea. Doomed by design.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 17, 2025 07:33 PM (jc0TO)

18 When I get in the pool with a gang of my fellow retirees, I am often struck by our resemblance to the manatee exhibit at SeaWorld.

Posted by: Paco at November 17, 2025 07:33 PM (mADJX)

19 Some do gooder tv ocean critter show, guy takes penguin chick out of nest box. Face blanched, choked out one word: "...aromatic..."

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 17, 2025 07:33 PM (k7tU1)

20 I'm trying to talk my parents into getting several donkeys but they aren't feeling it.
Posted by: NCKate at November 17, 2025 07:32 PM (uQzkA)
---
"But all the other kids are getting donkeys!" probably won't work.

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2025 07:34 PM (krQz2)

21 A pig won't shake hands.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2025 07:34 PM (pkeXY)

22 Some chicks look really good in tees that highlight their manatee glands.

Posted by: Bulg at November 17, 2025 07:34 PM (77rzZ)

23 A dentist employs a therapy dog.

Annie the Therapy Dog is so calm and helps patients relax in the dental chair.

Duuude. This nitrous is righteous.

Posted by: Annie the Stoner Dog at November 17, 2025 07:34 PM (nhCoE)

24 New IHOP Pancake of the Month just dropped: Mm-mm-manatee

Posted by: tintex at November 17, 2025 07:34 PM (HLjaq)

25 No escarpment.
Oh well.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 17, 2025 07:24 PM (xBXaH)

Really, it is mostly the butter and garlic, otherwise it is mostly just texture.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2025 07:35 PM (rbvCR)

26 Best burger I ever had was a Sea Cow burger in Key West. The tarter sauce is what really made it stand out.
Posted by: fd

Ground authentically with propeller blades.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 17, 2025 07:35 PM (LjSYW)

27 >>> 15 I'm trying to talk my parents into getting several donkeys but they aren't feeling it.
Posted by: NCKate at November 17, 2025 07:32 PM (uQzkA)

Why several?

I'm thinking about getting one, to look out for smaller critters.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 17, 2025 07:35 PM (ULPxl)

28 Tucker Carlson has disingenuously argued that he has nothing against penguins, he is simply criticizing Antarctica.

Posted by: Paco at November 17, 2025 07:36 PM (mADJX)

29 Howdy morons!

Hope your Monday was good. Mine was very busy, but good.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 17, 2025 07:36 PM (uc5g7)

30 Accidental Melatonin For Breakfast opened for Liquid Lunch at the Odeon in 1978.

Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slurp at November 17, 2025 07:36 PM (oftw2)

31 Steller’s sea cows were awesome. Unfortunately; also very tasty.

Posted by: Bulg at November 17, 2025 07:36 PM (77rzZ)

32 They say you have to have more than one donkey because they get sad if they are the only one and will grieve.

Posted by: NCKate at November 17, 2025 07:36 PM (uQzkA)

33 Hope your Monday was good. Mine was very busy, but good.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Recovered from your food poisoning?

Posted by: Tuna at November 17, 2025 07:37 PM (lJ0H4)

34 >>> 28 Tucker Carlson has disingenuously argued that he has nothing against penguins, he is simply criticizing Antarctica.
Posted by: Paco at November 17, 2025 07:36 PM (mADJX)

We approve this message.

Posted by: Polar Bears at November 17, 2025 07:37 PM (ULPxl)

35 A smile for your timeline..

Seriously. Stop. You're embarrassing me.

Posted by: the other donkey at November 17, 2025 07:37 PM (nhCoE)

36 Helena Handbasket, check the animal shelter in McKinney website. Sometimes they have some.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2025 07:37 PM (zzXla)

37 They say you have to have more than one donkey because they get sad if they are the only one and will grieve.
Posted by: NCKate

I thought that was bunnies.

Posted by: mikeski at November 17, 2025 07:38 PM (nhCoE)

38 They say you have to have more than one donkey because they get sad if they are the only one and will grieve.
Posted by: NCKate at November 17, 2025 07:36 PM (uQzkA)

Who says?

Side nite: I am suppressing a surprising number of jokes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 17, 2025 07:38 PM (zZu0s)

39 There was a ewe toob video of donkey stomping the shit out of a coyote.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 17, 2025 07:39 PM (LjSYW)

40 Some see a penguin gaily frolicking on beach. Others who are more familiar with the behavior see an overstimulated Sphenisciforme searching for a polymorphicly perverse partner, such as a starfish or even a clam.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at November 17, 2025 07:39 PM (vFG9F)

41 >>> 32 They say you have to have more than one donkey because they get sad if they are the only one and will grieve.
Posted by: NCKate at November 17, 2025 07:36 PM (uQzkA)

Gotcha, everyone needs at least *one* buddy. They will bonds with other critters if you have some - there was a story a while back about a "lost" donkey who turned up a few years later hanging out with a herd of elk!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 17, 2025 07:39 PM (ULPxl)

42 No escarpment.
Oh well.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Really, it is mostly the butter and garlic, otherwise it is mostly just texture.
Posted by: Kindltot

And the texture is "Nerf ball."

Posted by: mikeski at November 17, 2025 07:39 PM (nhCoE)

43 Guard Donkeys.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 17, 2025 07:39 PM (U+AKE)

44 Guard Donkeys.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 17, 2025 07:40 PM (U+AKE)

45 I had one donkey in each broodmare pasture.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2025 07:41 PM (zzXla)

46 Recovered from your food poisoning?
Posted by: Tuna


Thankfully yes! That was 18 hours of brutality. Lucy the Fink was worried.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 17, 2025 07:41 PM (arMtV)

47
I've never gotten the dental chair anxiety thing. Can anyone explain it to me?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 17, 2025 07:43 PM (n7CIX)

48 No escarpment.
Oh well.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Really, it is mostly the butter and garlic, otherwise it is mostly just texture.
Posted by: Kindltot

And the texture is "Nerf ball."
Posted by: mikeski

Or possibly sandstone, to circle back.

Posted by: mikeski at November 17, 2025 07:43 PM (nhCoE)

49 I've never gotten the dental chair anxiety thing. Can anyone explain it to me?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Was your childhood orthodontist a direct descendant of the Marquis de Sade?

Posted by: mikeski twitches involuntarily at November 17, 2025 07:44 PM (nhCoE)

50 One of the donkeys I had hated a halter. He would hold the halter in his mouth and go anywhere you wanted as long as you didn't put it on him.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2025 07:45 PM (zzXla)

51 hmmmm

>>@thecrimson
·
12m
>>Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers will step back from all public commitments in an effort “to rebuild trust and repair relationships with the people closest to me,” he wrote in a statement.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2025 07:45 PM (viF8m)

52 The tarter sauce is what really made it stand out."

Made from real Tartars?

Posted by: man at November 17, 2025 07:45 PM (XuXeR)

53 Trump U.S. Attorney Lindsey Halligan wins temporary stay of (insane) order of U.S. Magistrate Judge William Fitzpatrick (illegally) carrying the water for James Comey
---
"Stupid Trump. Stupid Halligan."

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2025 07:46 PM (krQz2)

54 I read somewhere that donkeys make good "watch dogs" around livestock; they seem to particularly hate coyotes.

Posted by: Paco at November 17, 2025 07:46 PM (mADJX)

55 You don't want tartar sauce on your teeth.

I heard you have to scrape it off.

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2025 07:46 PM (krQz2)

56 I've never gotten the dental chair anxiety thing. Can anyone explain it to me?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
The Marathon Man

Posted by: MkY at November 17, 2025 07:46 PM (q6tQZ)

57 True story: I learned the word "escarpment" from an episode of Jonny Quest (1965).
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 17, 2025 07:24 PM (xBXaH)

A huge escarpment in Africa figured in many of the Tarzan movies. I think it marked a limit of his territory?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2025 07:46 PM (npFr7)

58
Was your childhood orthodontist a direct descendant of the Marquis de Sade?
Posted by: mikeski twitches involuntarily

===============

He stuck needles in the roof of my mouth, but I expected that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 17, 2025 07:47 PM (n7CIX)

59
The Marathon Man
Posted by: MkY

==============

I guess I'm lucky I'm one of those 29-year-olds whose mother slipped in some fluoride treatments before RFK, Jr. banned them. No cavities.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 17, 2025 07:48 PM (n7CIX)

60 A pig won't shake hands.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2025 07:34 PM (pkeXY)

It would behoove them to learn how.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2025 07:48 PM (npFr7)

61 All the talk about escarpments is just bluffing.

Posted by: Bulg at November 17, 2025 07:48 PM (77rzZ)

62 Salted caramels and Cab. Life is good.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2025 07:49 PM (zzXla)

63 I've never gotten the dental chair anxiety thing. Can anyone explain it to me?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Steve Martin in “Little Shop of Horrors.”

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 17, 2025 07:49 PM (arMtV)

64 True story: I learned the word "escarpment" from an episode of Jonny Quest (1965).
Posted by: Soothsayer

I wasn’t born yet.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 17, 2025 07:50 PM (arMtV)

65 40 Some see a penguin gaily frolicking on beach. Others who are more familiar with the behavior see an overstimulated Sphenisciforme searching for a polymorphicly perverse partner, such as a starfish or even a clam. - Penguin Facts

For shame! The same miscegenation stance we saw under Jim Crow.

Posted by: Paco at November 17, 2025 07:51 PM (mADJX)

66 People idly discussing landforms are just talking ship about rocks.

Posted by: Bulg at November 17, 2025 07:52 PM (77rzZ)

67 Awesome! The Manatee is my spirit animal.

Posted by: Max Entropy at November 17, 2025 07:52 PM (oxDA9)

68 Hoooon!

Posted by: 29Victor at November 17, 2025 07:53 PM (0MjtC)

69 Manatees are the pandas of the sea. Doomed by design.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 17, 2025 07:33 PM (jc0TO)

Fat, drunk, and stupid, they are the flounders of the sea.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 17, 2025 07:53 PM (dK+Kv)

70 It's learning...

-
Dance, monkey, dance!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 17, 2025 07:54 PM (L/fGl)

71 OT
It was mentioned in an earlier thread that Blackrock the investment firm was buying up houses causing the rents to increase. If I'm not mistaken it's Blackstone that's doing that.

Posted by: kactus at November 17, 2025 07:54 PM (twS2i)

72 64 Nurse, thou shalt hie thyself off my lawn forthwith!

Posted by: Bulg at November 17, 2025 07:54 PM (77rzZ)

73
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy returned to Schloss Hadrian this afternoon after a week in Oklahoma. The big dope had four Best of Breed wins over the weekend. He's had 19 in the last 22 shows he's been in. Looks, it seems, trump brains.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2025 07:55 PM (tgvbd)

74 Fluoride had a terrible effect on my life. Parents made me brush with Mighty White Fluoride Toothpaste, been racist ever since.

Posted by: Why Not Pepsodent? at November 17, 2025 07:55 PM (oftw2)

75 57 A huge escarpment in Africa figured in many of the Tarzan movies. I think it marked a limit of his territory? - Alberta Oil Peon

That's where I first heard the word, in the Tarzan movies.

Posted by: Paco at November 17, 2025 07:55 PM (mADJX)

76 nurse is young enough to be my daughter.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2025 07:55 PM (zzXla)

77 Bulg,
I seriously doubt you are older than I am.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 17, 2025 07:55 PM (arMtV)

78 Evil River Otters!!!!
REEEEEE!!!!!
We're all gonna get our faces ripped off!
Run!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2025 07:56 PM (2WIwB)

79
The Beaver Lunation is winding down. Early this morning, about an hour before sunrise, the last waning vestige of the Beaver will rise in the SE. Almost bare, just the slightest 3% thin strip of illumination.

And the, the Beaver turns frigid, becoming the Cold Moon of the Long Nights.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 17, 2025 07:56 PM (w6EFb)

80 When I was a kid, I had the worst dentist ever, and also the worst orthodontist ever. So, for a long time I had real dentist issues. But, after the Army I had several dentists who were really good. so the fear left.

Now I need to find a new one here. kind of overdue.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 17, 2025 07:56 PM (0aYVJ)

81 I guess I'm lucky I'm one of those 29-year-olds whose mother slipped in some fluoride treatments before RFK, Jr. banned them. No cavities.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

As I understand it, surface fluoride works well on existing teeth regardless of age. "Fluoride in the tap water" only helps developing teeth, so it's just a neurotoxin to anyone with a double-digit age.

Posted by: mikeski may not understand it at November 17, 2025 07:57 PM (nhCoE)

82 73 Looks, it seems, trumps brains.

Well, duh. Look at Hollywood.

Posted by: Bulg at November 17, 2025 07:57 PM (77rzZ)

83 Fat, drunk, and stupid, they are the flounders of the sea.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Aren't flounders the flounders of the sea?

Posted by: mikeski swings at the outside curve at November 17, 2025 07:58 PM (nhCoE)

84 When I was a kid, I had the worst dentist ever, and also the worst orthodontist ever. So, for a long time I had real dentist issues. But, after the Army I had several dentists who were really good. so the fear left.

Now I need to find a new one here. kind of overdue.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 17, 2025 07:56 PM (0aYVJ)

You're not fooling anyone. We know that there is still a raging anti-dentite underneath just waiting to reemerge.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 17, 2025 07:58 PM (dK+Kv)

85 And the, the Beaver turns frigid, becoming the Cold Moon of the Long Nights.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 17, 2025 07:56 PM (w6EFb)

This needs ZOD's "Yao!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 17, 2025 07:58 PM (0aYVJ)

86 77 Nurse, I’l be 60 on Friday.

Posted by: Bulg at November 17, 2025 07:59 PM (77rzZ)

87 Best burger I ever had was a Sea Cow burger in Key West. The tarter sauce is what really made it stand out.
Posted by: fd at November 17, 2025 07:32 PM (vFG9F)


Elk burger at Glacier National Park. The huckleberry spread took it to a whole new level.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2025 07:59 PM (2WIwB)

88 And the, the Beaver turns frigid, becoming the Cold Moon of the Long Nights.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 17, 2025 07:56 PM (w6EFb)

Saw a cow moose on Saturday night. Big one, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2025 07:59 PM (npFr7)

89 53
'temporary stay of (insane) order of U.S. Magistrate Judge William Fitzpatrick (illegally) carrying the water for James Comey'

I didn't there was any group of democrats I could hate more than congressional democrats then along comes these sniveling arsonists of the rule of law.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 17, 2025 08:01 PM (fd80v)

90
And now HM is in a breed club board meeting to sort out the mess left by a mass resignation of half the board members earlier this month. I told her first things first, accept them all before anyone changes their minds.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2025 08:01 PM (tgvbd)

91 You might want to soap up and get outside tonight. Leonid Meteor Shower peaks tonight.

Posted by: Jack Horkheimer at November 17, 2025 08:02 PM (oftw2)

92 86 Though Piper tells me to act younger.

Posted by: Bulg at November 17, 2025 08:02 PM (77rzZ)

93 Nurse, I’l be 60 on Friday.
Posted by: Bulg at November 17, 2025 07:59 PM (77rzZ)


Sheesh. You kids today!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2025 08:02 PM (2WIwB)

94
In another interesting astronomical observation, they were able to image a Type II Supernova right as first blew for the first time ever. One popped off in a galaxy, NGC 3621, about 22 million ly away. Not a galaxy far, far away, really, but a fairly close one, relatively speaking.

Anyway, seeing it so early, the very day it blew, they were able to measure the shape of the explosion for the first time. It's prolate spheroidal, not spherical. It blows out more at the poles than the equator.

https://is.gd/px84DF

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 17, 2025 08:04 PM (w6EFb)

95 Nurse, I’l be 60 on Friday.
Posted by: Bulg

Sheesh. You kids today!
Posted by: Diogenes

* carefully rakes out the lawn as he gets off of it *

Posted by: mikeski at November 17, 2025 08:04 PM (nhCoE)

96 It was mentioned in an earlier thread that Blackrock the investment firm was buying up houses causing the rents to increase. If I'm not mistaken it's Blackstone that's doing that.
Posted by: kactus

—

Either way it’s way overblown. 90% of all rentals in the US are owned by either individuals or corporations that own 10 or fewer units.

And the other 10% includes all the apartment complexes owned by big real estate developers. Blackstone is really not a big influence.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 17, 2025 08:05 PM (u9SGQ)

97 I've never gotten the dental chair anxiety thing. Can anyone explain it to me?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 17, 2025 07:43 PM (n7CIX)

Pain and 'Marathon Man'. But mostly Pain and 'Marathon Man'.

Posted by: RickZ at November 17, 2025 08:05 PM (gKDq2)

98 I’ve fallen asleep at the dentist before. Hygienist had to wake me up to spit. Lol. It’s a lie flat comfy chair, there’s soothing light rock music it’s a perfect napping opportunity.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 17, 2025 08:08 PM (u9SGQ)

99 60
'
It would behoove them to learn how.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon'


Bravo.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 17, 2025 08:09 PM (fd80v)

100 Made from real Tartars?
Posted by: man at November 17, 2025 07:45 PM (XuXeR)

You have to catch one first.

And to forestall the next question, yes, you will know when you have caught a Tartar

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2025 08:09 PM (rbvCR)

101 I don’t understand how fluorine does not show up in blood samples despite the presence of flouride ions in water and toothpaste.

Posted by: Accomack at November 17, 2025 08:10 PM (FqNtp)

102 Clenis and Hitlery refuse "invitation" to testify before the House Oversight Committee on Epstein.

I suppose the next step would be a subpoena?

I really, really, really want the eventual biographies of both Clintons to contained the phrase "died in prison".

I won't get it, but a man needs some aspirations in life.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2025 08:10 PM (IG3/x)

103 Anyone remember the low-speed, belt driven, dental drill? Not the high-pitched pneumatic screamer, the low grindy one. That was an awful invention.

Posted by: Doc Yankum at November 17, 2025 08:11 PM (oftw2)

104 You might want to soap up and get outside tonight. Leonid Meteor Shower peaks tonight.
Posted by: Jack Horkheimer

Ah. This explains the overcast; the cosmos apparently does not want us to enjoy celestial phenomena.
🙁

Posted by: mindful webworker - but I saw Kohoutek at November 17, 2025 08:12 PM (vBt7m)

105 Have you gotten your decorations up?

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@RepAOC
This Transgender Awareness Week, we celebrate the resilience, courage, and beauty of the trans community. Your lives matter, your stories matter, and your right to thrive and exist authentically is non-negotiable.

We stand with you today and every day

-
Speaking of weeks, incidentally, I see Black Friday has become Black Week, at Amazon anyway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 17, 2025 08:13 PM (L/fGl)

106 Can’t a pig shake trotters?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 17, 2025 08:13 PM (xu5Ib)

107 > Anyone remember the low-speed, belt driven, dental drill?
Posted by: Doc Yankum at November 17, 2025 08:11 PM (oftw2)

Hell, some of us are probably old enough to remember the models powered by a foot treadle.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2025 08:13 PM (IG3/x)

108
Trump U.S. Attorney Lindsey Halligan wins temporary stay of (insane) order of U.S. Magistrate Judge William Fitzpatrick (illegally) carrying the water for James Comey
---
"Stupid Trump. Stupid Halligan."
Posted by: Axeman

===============

(TDS-afflicted) U.S. Magistrate Judge William Fitzpatrick (illegally) carrying the water for (criminal) James Comey

there are never too many negative adjectives for this gag

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 17, 2025 08:14 PM (n7CIX)

109 Anyone remember the low-speed, belt driven, dental drill? Not the high-pitched pneumatic screamer, the low grindy one. That was an awful invention.
Posted by: Doc Yankum at November 17, 2025 08:11 PM (oftw2)

To make matters worse, they never had a hot chick in a see-through blouse working the treadle, either.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2025 08:15 PM (npFr7)

110 Speaking of low speed speed drills, if you go back far enough, won’t you find treadle-driven dentist drills, sort of like treadle-driven sewing machines? Pedal faster, doc!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 17, 2025 08:17 PM (xu5Ib)

111 I didn't there was any group of democrats I could hate more than congressional democrats then along comes these sniveling arsonists of the rule of law.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

I saw Arsonists Of The Rule Of Law open for The Tea Party at the Capitol Civic Centre in '98.

https://youtu.be/BLTeP9TIKxA

Posted by: mikeski at November 17, 2025 08:19 PM (nhCoE)

112 Elk burger at Glacier National Park. The huckleberry spread took it to a whole new level.
Posted by: Diogenes
----------
Mmmmm... anything huckleberry.

Posted by: scampydog at November 17, 2025 08:20 PM (4WpO4)

113 There pride MONTH but that’s not enough? We need trannie week as well.

We are not a serious country.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 17, 2025 08:20 PM (u9SGQ)

114 A place in a town where used to live offered bison burgers.

Not radically different from beef (unsurprising), but IMO somewhat more flavorful (at least compared to the beef that normally goes into restaurant hamburgers).


Which reminds me: can anyone explain why running beef cattle on the Great Plains is such a horrible thing "for the environment", given that the region was formerly inhabited by millions of bison, a creature so closely related to cattle that they can actually interbreed?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2025 08:20 PM (IG3/x)

115 Which reminds me: can anyone explain why running beef cattle on the Great Plains is such a horrible thing "for the environment", given that the region was formerly inhabited by millions of bison, a creature so closely related to cattle that they can actually interbreed?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2025 08:20 PM (IG3/x)

I can explain it. Bison were used by the super peaceful native Americans. They were good and pure. Beef is eaten by evil white men.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 17, 2025 08:22 PM (u9SGQ)

116 Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@RepAOC
This Transgender Awareness Week, we celebrate the resilience, courage, and beauty of the trans community. Your lives matter, your stories matter, and your right to thrive and exist authentically is non-negotiable.

We stand with you today and every day
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Isn't every week technically Transgender Awareness Week?

They never, ever shut up about how awesome it is to be a tranny.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2025 08:22 PM (IBQGV)

117 Which reminds me: can anyone explain why running beef cattle on the Great Plains is such a horrible thing "for the environment", given that the region was formerly inhabited by millions of bison, a creature so closely related to cattle that they can actually interbreed?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Because their owners typically vote Republican.

Posted by: mikeski at November 17, 2025 08:22 PM (nhCoE)

118 Which reminds me: can anyone explain why running beef cattle on the Great Plains is such a horrible thing "for the environment", given that the region was formerly inhabited by millions of bison, a creature so closely related to cattle that they can actually interbreed?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2025 08:20 PM (IG3/x

Because.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 17, 2025 08:22 PM (vwL3N)

119
lol @ tranny pervert "awareness" week

They also pretend to have a tranny pervert "visibility" week, in the Summer.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 17, 2025 08:22 PM (xBXaH)

120 Which reminds me: can anyone explain why running beef cattle on the Great Plains is such a horrible thing "for the environment", given that the region was formerly inhabited by millions of bison, a creature so closely related to cattle that they can actually interbreed?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2025 08:20 PM (IG3/x)

I hate you Daddy

Posted by: Greenie Cultist at November 17, 2025 08:22 PM (rbvCR)

121 Isn't every week technically Transgender Awareness Week?

They never, ever shut up about how awesome it is to be a tranny.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2025 08:22 PM (IBQGV)

Either you recognize and celebrate Transgender Awareness Week or I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF!!!

Posted by: Every Tranny Ever at November 17, 2025 08:23 PM (vwL3N)

122
there are never too many negative adjectives for this gag
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

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*gang

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 17, 2025 08:24 PM (n7CIX)

123 118 Which reminds me: can anyone explain why running beef cattle on the Great Plains is such a horrible thing "for the environment", given that the region was formerly inhabited by millions of bison, a creature so closely related to cattle that they can actually interbreed?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2025 08:20 PM (IG3/x


This reminds me of the idiot who tried to assure me there is zero cattle in NE.

When. It turns out, the only state with more cattle than NE is TX.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 17, 2025 08:25 PM (vwL3N)

124 there are never too many negative adjectives for this gag
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

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*gang
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 17, 2025 08:24 PM (n7CIX)
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I've heard it both ways.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2025 08:25 PM (IBQGV)

125 Gag or gang, both work!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 17, 2025 08:25 PM (xu5Ib)

126 119
lol @ tranny pervert "awareness" week

They also pretend to have a tranny pervert "visibility" week, in the Summer.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 17, 2025 08:22 PM (xBXaH)

Quit calling me a pervert or I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF!!!

Posted by: Every Tranny Ever at November 17, 2025 08:26 PM (vwL3N)

127 Bison tastes like beef, maybe a little leaner.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 17, 2025 08:26 PM (xu5Ib)

128 Either you recognize and celebrate Transgender Awareness Week or I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF!!!
Posted by: Every Tranny Ever at November 17, 2025 08:23 PM (vwL3N)

Hope you have a pre-paid plan with your local funeral home.

Posted by: RickZ at November 17, 2025 08:26 PM (gKDq2)

129 Commies don't like beef.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 17, 2025 08:27 PM (zZu0s)

130
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@RepAOC
This Transgender Awareness Week, we celebrate the resilience, courage, and beauty of the trans community. Your lives matter, your stories matter, and your right to thrive and exist authentically is non-negotiable.

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Your lives don't matter, because you're deviated preverts! Stop all this deviated nonsense, and your lives will matter again!

Posted by: Colonel "Bat" Guano, US Army at November 17, 2025 08:27 PM (VWtfl)

131 There is a new title on my suggested list from YouTube:

Is Humanity Prepared For Another Extinction Level Event?


um, no?

Glad I figured out that one on my own, I saved myself 50 minutes there!

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2025 08:27 PM (rbvCR)

132 > When. It turns out, the only state with more cattle than NE is TX.
Posted by: Cow Demon at November 17, 2025 08:25 PM (vwL3N)

I guess I'm a little surprised that NE is in second place (I would have guessed Montana for beef, Wisconsin or Minnesota for dairy), but I certainly wouldn't have said zero.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2025 08:27 PM (IG3/x)

133 57 True story: I learned the word "escarpment" from an episode of Jonny Quest (1965).
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 17, 2025 07:24 PM (xBXaH)

A huge escarpment in Africa figured in many of the Tarzan movies. I think it marked a limit of his territory?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2025 07:46 PM (npFr7)

This is about me, isn’t it?

Posted by: Caprock at November 17, 2025 08:29 PM (vwL3N)

134 I would have thought Oklahoma would be up there on cattle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 17, 2025 08:29 PM (zZu0s)

135 Commies don't like beef.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 17, 2025 08:27 PM (zZu0s)
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Commies don't like life.

Especially yours and mine.

But they have a very deep hatred for their own.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2025 08:29 PM (IBQGV)

136 > 129 Commies don't like beef.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 17, 2025 08:27 PM (zZu0s)

See also: the way they scream that even a tiny trace amount of radiation, far below natural background levels, from one our reactors is an extinction-level crisis, while totally ignoring the way the Sovs used to dump their old sub reactors into the Arctic Ocean whole.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2025 08:30 PM (IG3/x)

137 133 57 True story: I learned the word "escarpment" from an episode of Jonny Quest (1965).
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 17, 2025 07:24 PM (xBXaH)

A huge escarpment in Africa figured in many of the Tarzan movies. I think it marked a limit of his territory?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2025 07:46 PM (npFr7)

This is about me, isn’t it?
Posted by: Caprock at November 17, 2025 08:29 PM (

Afraid not, dude. It’s about me.

Posted by: Balcones Escarpment at November 17, 2025 08:30 PM (vwL3N)

138 This is about me, isn’t it?
Posted by: Caprock at November 17, 2025 08:29 PM (vwL3N)

What?

Posted by: Fraggle Rock at November 17, 2025 08:30 PM (zZu0s)

139 , while totally ignoring the way the Sovs used to dump their old sub reactors into the Arctic Ocean whole.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2025 08:30 PM (IG3/x)

And much else besides.

All the environmental disasters caused under communism are conveniently ignored.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 17, 2025 08:31 PM (vwL3N)

140 Either you recognize and celebrate Transgender Awareness Week or I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF!!!
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Just don't get blood on the carpet. It's a pain to get out of the purple shag.

Posted by: clarence at November 17, 2025 08:32 PM (4rENN)

141 And much else besides.

All the environmental disasters caused under communism are conveniently ignored.
Posted by: Cow Demon at November 17, 2025 08:31 PM (vwL3N)

The megaprojects channel (and the other channels associated with the bearded (i think) gay guy) are really actually pretty good at detailing societ and other commie excesses. Some good stuff on those channels.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 17, 2025 08:33 PM (zZu0s)

142 Societ, phone?!

Soviet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 17, 2025 08:34 PM (zZu0s)

143 116 Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@RepAOC
This Transgender Awareness Week, we celebrate the resilience, courage, and beauty of the trans community. Your lives matter, your stories matter, and your right to thrive and exist authentically is non-negotiable.

We stand with you today and every day
---
Isn't every week technically Transgender Awareness Week?

They never, ever shut up about how awesome it is to be a tranny.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2025 08:22 PM (IBQGV)
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More like AWFLs (including former bartenders) never shut up about how awesome it is to be a tranny.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 17, 2025 08:34 PM (36PRH)

144 Either you recognize and celebrate Transgender Awareness Week or I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF!!!
Your terms are acceptable. Good luck in the afterlife.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 17, 2025 08:34 PM (XMwZJ)

145 Which reminds me: can anyone explain why running beef cattle on the Great Plains is such a horrible thing "for the environment"

Because it supports human life. They hate that!

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2025 08:35 PM (2YuLm)

146 It’s all Balcones Fault!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 17, 2025 08:35 PM (xu5Ib)

147 Commies don't like life.

Especially yours and mine.

But they have a very deep hatred for their own.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2025 08:29 PM (IBQGV)

HATRED GROWING STRONGER
NONE SURVIVE MY WRATH
SUFFER FROM THE THROBBING PAIN
YIELD YOUR LIFE TO ME

Posted by: Slayer at November 17, 2025 08:35 PM (vwL3N)

148 your right to thrive and exist authentically is non-negotiable.

Nothing says "I'm authentic" like invented pronouns!

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2025 08:37 PM (2YuLm)

149 It’s all Balcones Fault!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

The distillery? Yeah, whiskey causes as many problems as it solves.

Posted by: mikeski at November 17, 2025 08:37 PM (nhCoE)

150 lol @ tranny pervert "awareness" week

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We should have a registry so that we can have even more awareness of them!

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2025 08:37 PM (krQz2)

151 146 It’s all Balcones Fault!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 17, 2025 08:35 PM (xu5Ib)

Beware Balcones Heights, who think they are above TX law. They issued me a ticket there two years ago. Problem is that was issued by a red light camera and they have been illegal in TX since 2019.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 17, 2025 08:38 PM (vwL3N)

152 Nothing says "I'm authentic" like invented pronouns!
Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2025 08:37 PM (2YuLm)

Nothing says 'im proud!' Like demanding others acknowledge your delusions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 17, 2025 08:38 PM (zZu0s)

153 Good luck in the afterlife.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 17, 2025 08:34 PM (XMwZJ)

In the afterlife
Will dark be bright?
Will cold be warm,
Will the day have a night
In the afterlife?
Will the blind have sight?
In the afterlife….

Posted by: Dream Theater at November 17, 2025 08:40 PM (vwL3N)

154 https://m.youtube.com/watch?
v=Fiflq0KX_bw&pp=ygUJUzIxIHNpbW9u

A piece on Cambodia's S21. I had heard vague things, but these channels did a lot for filling out my lack of knowledge about Cambodia.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 17, 2025 08:41 PM (zZu0s)

155 We should have a registry so that we can have even more awareness of them!

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It would be a quick way for employers to find out who isn't suited for indoor work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2025 08:41 PM (JkO4W)

156 People love to say they "run" cattle, but they mostly chill, stand around, graze and chew their cud. Not a whole lot of running goes on.

Posted by: Conserving Energy, Myself at November 17, 2025 08:42 PM (oftw2)

157 How did you get that picture of me swimming up top????

Posted by: lin-duh at November 17, 2025 08:47 PM (VCgbV)

158 86 77 Nurse, I’l be 60 on Friday.
Posted by: Bulg


Happy birthday! I know it’s been a rough year for you. Please hang in there. Things will get better. You have a supportive spouse and a successfully launched son.

That’s pretty darn good.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 17, 2025 08:50 PM (1DVk+)

159
Funny grocery cashier reactions to prank customer buying condoms, baby oil, and zucchini:

https://tinyurl.com/3u62s8dr

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2025 08:51 PM (IG3/x)

160
Either you recognize and celebrate Transgender Awareness Week or I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF!!!

You might as well JUMP!
Go ahead and jump.

Posted by: Val Hallen at November 17, 2025 08:52 PM (pkeXY)

161 So transgender week identifies as a decade and we never stop celebrating.


Just go *******

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 17, 2025 08:56 PM (mT+6a)

162 Problem is that was issued by a red light camera and they have been illegal in TX since 2019.

IIRC, that legislation didn't say that they had to be removed, only that cities couldn't add new ones or renew contracts for them when they expired.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 17, 2025 08:56 PM (3nLb4)

163 A piece on Cambodia's S21. I had heard vague things, but these channels did a lot for filling out my lack of knowledge about Cambodia.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
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Think they are attacking Thighland these days.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 17, 2025 08:57 PM (2DV5Q)

164 @ThaiEnquirer . 19h
Thailand has formally addressed the United Nations Security Council (UNSC), condemning Cambodia for repeated hostile actions along their shared border. ...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 17, 2025 08:59 PM (2DV5Q)

165
Escarpments play a big role in weather. The Blue Ridge escarpment up to my north effects the weather patterns in fascinating ways.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 17, 2025 08:59 PM (w6EFb)

166 Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@RepAOC
This Transgender Awareness Week, we celebrate the resilience, courage, and beauty of the trans community. Your lives matter, your stories matter, and your right to thrive and exist authentically is non-negotiable.


Bitch is fucking stupid. Yeah, we're all "aware" they exist. As far as "authentically" goes, right.... like a ford pinto with a corvette engine makes it "authentically" a corvette.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 17, 2025 09:01 PM (snZF9)

167 164 @ThaiEnquirer . 19h
Thailand has formally addressed the United Nations Security Council (UNSC), condemning Cambodia for repeated hostile actions along their shared border. ...
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 17, 2025 08:59 PM (2DV5Q)

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Cambodia's military is pretty much reduced to throwing spears these days, isn't it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2025 09:01 PM (JkO4W)

168 You might as well JUMP!
Go ahead and jump.
Posted by: Val Hallen
****
Harumph!

Posted by: Rick Derringer at November 17, 2025 09:02 PM (XKYub)

169 Two day the NY Times says in twodays papper that's Brattleboro is be one of the Childrin of Colen friendly cities in the US. Whats has you be city dones to help these childrin??

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at November 17, 2025 09:03 PM (357Ky)

170 IIRC, that legislation didn't say that they had to be removed, only that cities couldn't add new ones or renew contracts for them when they expired.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 17, 2025 08:56 PM (3nLb4)

Pretty pointless to have them when they cannot collect on them.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 17, 2025 09:07 PM (vwL3N)

171 86 77 Nurse, I’l be 60 on Friday.
Posted by: Bu


so you there when the redcoats surrendered?

Posted by: n at November 17, 2025 09:13 PM (1CNE0)

172 165
Escarpments play a big role in weather. The Blue Ridge escarpment up to my north effects the weather patterns in fascinating ways.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 17, 2025 08:59 PM (w6EFb)

I'm so tired of the constant discussion of escarpments on this blog. Escarpments this, escarpments that. Escarpments, escarpments, escarpments. Buttes are where it is at.

Posted by: I like big buttes and I cannot lie at November 17, 2025 09:14 PM (5GshG)

173 so you there when the redcoats surrendered?
Posted by: n at November 17, 2025 09:13 PM (1CNE0)

I was there when the Roman legions entered Londinium.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 17, 2025 09:14 PM (vwL3N)

174 I'm so tired of the constant discussion of escarpments on this blog. Escarpments this, escarpments that. Escarpments, escarpments, escarpments. Buttes are where it is at.
Posted by: I like big buttes and I cannot lie at November 17, 2025 09:14 PM (5GshG)

No mesas?

Posted by: Table at November 17, 2025 09:16 PM (vwL3N)

175 Pretty pointless to have them when they cannot collect on them.
Posted by: Cow Demon at November 17, 2025 09:07 PM (vwL3N)

It's to get you used to cameras.

'They' want a surveillance state and social credit scores. We're just too unruly.

Posted by: RickZ at November 17, 2025 09:16 PM (gKDq2)

176 Big escarpments are not the only thing, true. But they are pretty nice to have.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 17, 2025 09:18 PM (zZu0s)

177 ThaiEnquirer . 19h
Thailand has formally addressed the United Nations Security Council (UNSC), condemning Cambodia for repeated hostile actions along their shared border.

Ooh, they'll give the Cambodians such a PINCH!

Posted by: gKWVE, swannin' about at November 17, 2025 09:18 PM (gKWVE)

178 The Trump administration is calling its new immigration sweep in North Carolina’s largest city “Operation Charlotte’s Web.”

But the granddaughter of E.B. White, the author of the classic 1952 children’s tale “Charlotte’s Web,” said the wave of immigration arrests goes against what her grandfather and his beloved book stood for.

Posted by: SMOD at November 17, 2025 09:20 PM (GITLP)

179 Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@RepAOC
This Transgender Awareness Week, we celebrate the resilience, courage, and beauty of the trans community. Your lives matter, your stories matter, and your right to thrive and exist authentically is non-negotiable.


Blow it out your ass AOC. I lost several IQ points just reading your bullsh*t.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2025 09:20 PM (2WIwB)

180 I'm so tired of the constant discussion of escarpments on this blog. Escarpments this, escarpments that. Escarpments, escarpments, escarpments. Buttes are where it is at.
Posted by: I like big buttes and I cannot lie at November 17, 2025 09:14 PM (5GshG)

Ok sir mix a lot

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 17, 2025 09:22 PM (vwL3N)

181 said the wave of immigration arrests goes against what her grandfather and his beloved book stood for.
Posted by: SMOD at November 17, 2025 09:20 PM (GITLP)

A spider being a foster mother for a pig and the pig deceiving everyone that her webs were his?

That was an odd cartoon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 17, 2025 09:22 PM (zZu0s)

182 like a ford pinto with a corvette engine makes it "authentically" a corvette
A better analogy would be a Ford Pinto with a Corvette emblem stuck on it claiming to be an authentic Corvette.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 17, 2025 09:22 PM (XMwZJ)

183 Blow it out your ass AOC. I lost several IQ points just reading your bullsh*t.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2025 09:20 PM (2WIwB)

And he did not have that many to lose!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 17, 2025 09:23 PM (zZu0s)

184 I bet Democrats are starting to regret their insistence on making public the Epstein stuff. TDS is making them do really stupid stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2025 09:23 PM (viF8m)

185 179 Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@RepAOC
This Transgender Awareness Week, we celebrate the resilience, courage, and beauty of the trans community. Your lives matter, your stories matter, and your right to thrive and exist authentically is non-negotiable.

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Pretty overblown for a bunch of ugly dudes in dresses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2025 09:23 PM (JkO4W)

186 Bitch is fucking stupid. Yeah, we're all "aware" they exist. As far as "authentically" goes, right.... like a ford pinto with a corvette engine makes it "authentically" a corvette.
Posted by: Berserker

That comparison might work better with "hood ornament," since that's as far as most of them go.

"Engine" might be the post-ops that committed to the masquerade?

Posted by: mikeski at November 17, 2025 09:23 PM (nhCoE)

187 The Trump administration is calling its new immigration sweep in North Carolina’s largest city “Operation Charlotte’s Web.”
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But the granddaughter of E.B. White, the author of the classic 1952 children’s tale “Charlotte’s Web,” said the wave of immigration arrests goes against what her grandfather and his beloved book stood for.
Posted by: SMOD at November 17, 2025 09:20 PM (GITLP)

Isn't she just precious? I wonder how much she inherited to be so clueless?

Posted by: RickZ at November 17, 2025 09:23 PM (gKDq2)

188 Hey, my eyries are up here.

Posted by: Grand Tetons at November 17, 2025 09:24 PM (Q+gd/)

189 178
'the granddaughter of E.B. White, the author of the classic 1952 children’s tale “Charlotte’s Web,” said the wave of immigration arrests goes against what her grandfather '

Oh. Shut up.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 17, 2025 09:24 PM (fd80v)

190 1.) Your lives matter, 2.) your stories matter, and 3.) your right to thrive and exist authentically is non-negotiable.

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1.) No. You sterilized yourselves and your genes will not be transmitted. Your finite impact on the life of this species is wasted being a nuisance, and an often dangerous one, to those whose lives actually do matter.

2.) No. You all have the same story. You were molested and now you want to inflict your pain on the world. This is a sas and stupid story better left untold.

3.) I'm coming around to this one. I'm tired of negotiating with pharmacologically mutated lunatics and I'm open to discussions about how they might quit existing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 17, 2025 09:24 PM (BI5O2)

191 But the granddaughter of E.B. White, the author of the classic 1952 children’s tale “Charlotte’s Web,” said the wave of immigration arrests goes against what her grandfather and his beloved book stood for.
Posted by: SMOD at November 17, 2025 09:20 PM (GITLP)


So what? I don't care what the granddaughter thinks or says. In fact, of all the crap kids stories given to me when the Daughters of Diogenes were small, Charlotte's Web was the dumbest. I threw it out.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2025 09:25 PM (2WIwB)

192 "...the resilience, courage, and beauty of the trans community..."

The wha...? Freaks so fragile, they can't handle any pushback at all. And about that "beauty" thing-- whoa, where to begin.

Sorry, not sorry.

Posted by: JQ at November 17, 2025 09:26 PM (rdVOm)

193 But what does the great great granddaughter of L. Frank Baum have to say about ICE enforcement?

That's what I want to know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2025 09:27 PM (JkO4W)

194 escarpments > bscarpments

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 17, 2025 09:27 PM (wVcYX)

195
You're just envious, Butte Boy.

Fun fact, on other planets, escarpments are called "rupes". See Rupus Recta on the Moon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 17, 2025 09:28 PM (w6EFb)

196 Escarpments to me are Bluffs.

Outcroppings of a land mass elevated above the land that extend outward and forward of the surrounding land mass.

There.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 17, 2025 09:28 PM (25kuG)

197 I suspect the media only report it when they get that type of answer. If she had said " good I support the presidents policy of deporting illegals" they wouldn't say a word about it .

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2025 09:28 PM (YwEeS)

198 @ThaiTrainGuide . 10h

This is a short 360° video of one of the premium suites onboard the Blue Jasmine train. This one has an en-suite bathroom with hot water shower. I will share more pictures and a video tour later.

https://tinyurl.com/mst7erc6

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 17, 2025 09:28 PM (2DV5Q)

199 3.) your right to thrive and exist authentically is non-negotiable.

Sandy really went out on a limb with that one, huh? "You have a right to exist."

But I'm not sure how someone whose identity is a lie exists "authentically."

Posted by: mikeski at November 17, 2025 09:28 PM (nhCoE)

200 Fun fact, on other planets, escarpments are called "rupes". See Rupus Recta on the Moon.

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Sounds like a gay bathhouse name.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2025 09:28 PM (JkO4W)

201 Blow it out your ass AOC. I lost several IQ points just reading your bullsh*t.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2025 09:20 PM (2WIwB)

And he did not have that many to lose!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 17, 2025 09:23 PM (zZu0s)


No kidding!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2025 09:28 PM (2WIwB)

202 My grandson's reaction to seeing a manatee at the aquarium was to say in amazement, "So big!"

Posted by: tankdemon at November 17, 2025 09:29 PM (BcT3p)

203 I was there when the Roman legions entered Londinium.
Posted by: Cow Demon

So - when the Julian calendar was invented, did everyone get new ones from the local funeral homes?

Just wondering.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2025 09:29 PM (cYBz/)

204 184 I bet Democrats are starting to regret their insistence on making public the Epstein stuff. TDS is making them do really stupid stuff.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2025 09:23 PM (viF8m)

i don't pay too much attention to it because it is another dirty trick dreamed up by the anti-Trump corporate media, like the Russia, Russia collusion hoax. Tomorrow's news will be nothing but Epstein.

Posted by: Joemarine at November 17, 2025 09:30 PM (y171U)

205 A better analogy would be a Ford Pinto with a Corvette emblem stuck on it claiming to be an authentic Corvette.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 17, 2025 09:22 PM (XMwZJ)



I put a Studebaker hood ornament on my golf cart. Adds a little class.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2025 09:30 PM (npFr7)

206
But the granddaughter of E.B. White, the author of the classic 1952 children’s tale “Charlotte’s Web,” said the wave of immigration arrests goes against what her grandfather and his beloved book stood for.
Posted by: SMOD

I have a barren field of fucks to show her.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 17, 2025 09:30 PM (LjSYW)

207 So - when the Julian calendar was invented, did everyone get new ones from the local funeral homes?

Just wondering.

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And you think adjusting your clock twice a year is a pain in the ass?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2025 09:31 PM (JkO4W)

208 I am wondering what the great great great great grandson of Santa Anna is thinking? Not that I give a damn,but I wonder?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2025 09:31 PM (2WIwB)

209 Now a '65 VW Bug with a Rolls Royce nose - that's class!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 17, 2025 09:32 PM (wVcYX)

210 197 I suspect the media only report it when they get that type of answer. If she had said " good I support the presidents policy of deporting illegals" they wouldn't say a word about it .
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2025 09:28 PM (YwEeS)

Agree 100%

Posted by: Joemarine at November 17, 2025 09:32 PM (y171U)

211 171 86 77 Nurse, I’l be 60 on Friday.
Posted by: Bu


so you there when the redcoats surrendered?
Posted by: n at November 17, 2025 09:13 PM (1CNE0)

FFS, both of you get the hell off my lawn.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 17, 2025 09:33 PM (HIfQz)

212 Didn't the Bangles have a big hit "Manatee Monday"?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2025 09:33 PM (cYBz/)

213 There was a d.i.a.d. standing at a corner downtown, waiting to cross the street. Mid-afternoon on a sunny day. Oh my goodness he was *special* at perhaps 50 years of age, and wearing a dark blue, sequined (those huge 1" sequins!) short dress. Hairy legs and all. Ridiculously overdone makeup, but no wig or nice hairstyle.

Dude was barely mailing it in, but looking around with a smug sneer.

Wondered whether he was serious or simply lost a bet, he looked so bad. LOL.

Posted by: JQ at November 17, 2025 09:33 PM (rdVOm)

214 >>i don't pay too much attention to it because it is another dirty trick dreamed up by the anti-Trump corporate media, like the Russia, Russia collusion hoax. Tomorrow's news will be nothing but Epstein.

Larry Summers who was Clinton Treasury Sec. and Obama's head of the NEC just put out a statement that he is withdrawing from public life to focus on rebuilding relationships with his family after emails between he and Epstein were released. He's a big fish.

There will be more but one who won't be getting hurt is Trump. Huge own goal by Democrats.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2025 09:33 PM (viF8m)

215 195
You're just envious, Butte Boy.

Fun fact, on other planets, escarpments are called "rupes". See Rupus Recta on the Moon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 17, 2025 09:28 PM (w6EFb)

Sir, this is a family blog!

I can't believe you co-authored the Federalist Papers.

Posted by: I like big buttes and I cannot lie at November 17, 2025 09:34 PM (5GshG)

216 And you think adjusting your clock twice a year is a pain in the ass?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Testify, brother.

Posted by: druids moving Stonehenge around at November 17, 2025 09:34 PM (nhCoE)

217 196 Escarpments to me are Bluffs.

Outcroppings of a land mass elevated above the land that extend outward and forward of the surrounding land mass.

There.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 17, 2025 09:28 PM (25kuG)

The Caprock is the start (or end) of the great Llano Estacado. Its existence makes for two state parks: Caprock Canyons and Palo Duro Canyon.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 17, 2025 09:34 PM (vwL3N)

218 Nurse, I’l be 60 on Friday.
Posted by: Bulg


I'll be on the golf course in Austin on Friday. I'll hoist a brew in your honor!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2025 09:35 PM (2WIwB)

219 But I'm not sure how someone whose identity is a lie exists "authentically."
Posted by: mikeski at November 17, 2025 09:28 PM (nhCoE)

Live as you like but keep yer shit outta my face.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 17, 2025 09:35 PM (HIfQz)

220 So - when the Julian calendar was invented, did everyone get new ones from the local funeral homes?

Just wondering.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2025 09:29 PM (cYBz/)

Helpful, because they remind people of the upcoming dead man’s party. Who could ask for more?

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 17, 2025 09:36 PM (vwL3N)

221 I don't think funeral homes were a thing when Julius Caesar created the Julian calendar. Bodies laid in state inside their house for weeks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 17, 2025 09:36 PM (zZu0s)

222 It is time while we have the political prowess to return "TRANSGENDERISM" back to the Universally understood and accepted definition of a Psychiatric DISORDER as it once was
defined before the Commie/Socialist constructs tried to RAM it into our REPUBLIC like an "ACCEPTED" gender placeholder.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 17, 2025 09:37 PM (25kuG)

223 I also thought rupes were Indian currency.

Dot, not feather.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 17, 2025 09:37 PM (zZu0s)

224 209 Now a '65 VW Bug with a Rolls Royce nose - that's class!
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 17, 2025 09:32 PM (wVcYX)

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Pffft. You're obviously unfamiliar with the Ferrari Testarossa conversion for the Pontiac Fiero.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2025 09:38 PM (JkO4W)

225 I'll be on the golf course in Austin on Friday. I'll hoist a brew in your honor!
Posted by: Diogenes
----
I'm in Austin. What part?

Posted by: lin-duh at November 17, 2025 09:39 PM (VCgbV)

226 I don't think funeral homes were a thing when Julius Caesar created the Julian calendar. Bodies laid in state inside their house for weeks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

If one were wealthy, sure. But for the normal slobs like us, I think most ended up in mass grave or slit trench on Esquiline Hill (well, until Augustus cleaned it up).

Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2025 09:40 PM (cYBz/)

227 It is not my fault that you call them escarpments.

Sure I will get you all saying well,

Yes Butte.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 17, 2025 09:40 PM (gbOdA)

228 221 I don't think funeral homes were a thing when Julius Caesar created the Julian calendar. Bodies laid in state inside their house for weeks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 17, 2025 09:36 PM (zZu0s)

Dead smelled better than the Alive.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 17, 2025 09:41 PM (gbOdA)

229 Well maybe EB White's granddaughter can carry on the family tradition and write a romantasy called Morning Glory Silking Farm.

It will be a shocking and transgressive tale of seduction about a lonely immigrant girl who surrenders herself to an enormous arachnid breeding stud when she's forced to milk his spinneret for subsistence wages in the shadows of Trump's America, and her spherical physique falls under the toxic but sensual male gaze of his many hungry eyes.

That should appeal nicely to the other AWFLs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 17, 2025 09:41 PM (BI5O2)

230 ·
12m
>>Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers will step back from all public commitments in an effort “to rebuild trust and repair relationships with the people closest to me,” he wrote in a statement.
Posted by: JackStraw
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What liberals do to their own when they get out of line. Sometime past he was kneecapped for speaking truth.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 17, 2025 09:45 PM (2DV5Q)

231 Evening all

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2025 09:45 PM (cIxJn)

232 It will be a shocking and transgressive tale of seduction about a lonely immigrant girl who surrenders herself to an enormous arachnid breeding stud when she's forced to milk his spinneret for subsistence wages in the shadows of Trump's America, and her spherical physique falls under the toxic but sensual male gaze of his many hungry eyes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

You either were proclaimed Department Head of English Composition in college or were immediately expelled.

Am I right?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2025 09:45 PM (cYBz/)

233 Isn't she just precious? I wonder how much she inherited to be so clueless?

Posted by: RickZ at November 17, 2025 09:23 PM (gKDq2)

Her grandfather was a fuck of a lot smarter than she is, and far more clever and subtle with language.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2025 09:45 PM (n9ltV)

234 Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers will step back from all public commitments in an effort “to rebuild trust and repair relationships with the people closest to me,” he wrote in a statement.
Posted by: JackStraw
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What liberals do to their own when they get out of line. Sometime past he was kneecapped for speaking truth.


Posted by: Braenyard



Sounds like he got busted for cheating.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2025 09:46 PM (cIxJn)

235 What liberals do to their own when they get out of line. Sometime past he was kneecapped for speaking truth.

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They accused him of witchery for having the temerity to suggest that the hard sciences weren't populated by women because women generally weren't interested in the hard sciences.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2025 09:46 PM (JkO4W)

236 I'm in Austin. What part?
Posted by: lin-duh at November 17, 2025 09:39 PM (VCgbV)


West Hills area. Playing at Barton Creek.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2025 09:47 PM (2WIwB)

237 In 1752 the Christians of England adopted the Catholic Calendar.

So George Washington had 2 birthdays that year and everyone got a new mattress.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 17, 2025 09:48 PM (gbOdA)

238 You either were proclaimed Department Head of English Composition in college or were immediately expelled.

Am I right?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2025 09:45 PM (cYBz/)

I took the minimum number of English credits in school, but I'm sure those professors hated me as much as all my others did.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 17, 2025 09:48 PM (BI5O2)

239 What does the watership down grandkids think? I am betting that guy was based.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 17, 2025 09:49 PM (zZu0s)

240 SoCal getting hammered with rain presently.

Sure, more toxins getting washed into Santa Monica Bay from the Palisades fire.

Mayor bass... Gov. Newscum.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 17, 2025 09:50 PM (25kuG)

241 West Hills area. Playing at Barton Creek.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2025 09:47 PM (2WIwB)

Barton Creek is on the south side of the Balcones Escarpement.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 17, 2025 09:51 PM (gbOdA)

242 West Hills area. Playing at Barton Creek.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Not far from me at all.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at November 17, 2025 09:51 PM (VCgbV)

243 231

Evening to you.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 17, 2025 09:52 PM (25kuG)

244 like a ford pinto with a corvette engine makes it "authentically" a corvette
A better analogy would be a Ford Pinto with a Corvette emblem stuck on it claiming to be an authentic Corvette.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 17, 2025 09:22 PM (XMwZJ)

The last facility building the Ford Focus has closed that line in Germany.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2025 09:52 PM (rbvCR)

245 But the granddaughter of E.B. White, the author of the classic 1952 children’s tale “Charlotte’s Web,” said the wave of immigration arrests goes against what her grandfather and his beloved book stood for.
Posted by: SMOD

Trump should post her objection on Truth Social with the reply, "Some bitch!"

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 17, 2025 09:52 PM (nbLIj)

246 Like spiders above a squalid pigsty, we are but empty wine boxes in the clutches of an angry Karen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 17, 2025 09:53 PM (BI5O2)

247 Just watched Thoughty2 video about the drying out and sudden refilling of the Mediterranean. About halfway across was a 2nd (after Gibralter) barrier to filling up the eastern end, the Malta Escarpment, a 2.5-mile underwater cliff.

How the Mediterranean Sea Disappeared Overnight
https://youtu.be/qahHeChCbX4

Posted by: mindful webworker - You just can't escape escarpments. at November 17, 2025 09:53 PM (vBt7m)

248 Soliciting prayers and godthoghts for Mrs. Javems. She has been in Afib fr over a week and is having a Cardioversion in the morning. Her third.

Thanks.

Posted by: javems at November 17, 2025 09:53 PM (8I4hW)

249 I escaped college English with AP credits

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 17, 2025 09:53 PM (9ipOP)

250 The US stole 127,000 Bitcoin from internet scammers in 2020. It is now worth $15 Billion. Prince Group in Cambodia, which is tied to the Chinese Communist Party.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 17, 2025 09:53 PM (U+AKE)

251 I am reading the 7th grade Texas history book.
On opposite pages it talks about the Texas Caprock Escarpment and the Balcones Fault.

It does not tell me that Escarpment is a Fault.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 17, 2025 09:53 PM (gbOdA)

252 242 West Hills area. Playing at Barton Creek.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Not far from me at all.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at November 17, 2025 09:51 PM (VCgbV)


Cool!
No idea what the daughter has planned but maybe we can sync up?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2025 09:53 PM (2WIwB)

253 >> England adopted the Catholic Calendar.

But they didn't call it Gregorian, because Catholic. Called it New Style. Also, they switched the start of the year to the Jan 1, from Lady Day, March 25. So 1752 had only about 9 months.

Those "missing" 11 days caused a lot of griping.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 17, 2025 09:54 PM (w6EFb)

254 240 SoCal getting hammered with rain presently.

Sure, more toxins getting washed into Santa Monica Bay from the Palisades fire.


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We can all be thankful that none of it will settle into aquifers or be stored in reservoirs, amirite?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2025 09:54 PM (0RiMX)

255 Diogenes,
I hope it doesn't rain on you too badly. We are forecasted to finally get some much needed rain.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at November 17, 2025 09:54 PM (VCgbV)

256 javems,
Prayers going up!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2025 09:54 PM (2WIwB)

257 Live as you like but keep yer shit outta my face.

Whatever, girlfriend *snaps*

Posted by: Don Lemon at November 17, 2025 09:54 PM (gKWVE)

258 Thanks.
Posted by: javems at November 17, 2025 09:53 PM (8I4hW)

Sending prayers. Lord bless.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 17, 2025 09:55 PM (0aYVJ)

259 Gaza is getting heavy rain too. 'Tis the season.
They are all over tiktok whin' and cryin' that they have to live in tents because of the consequences of their own actions.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 17, 2025 09:56 PM (gKWVE)

260
3 more Chinese astronauts stranded in space!

Collect 'em all!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 17, 2025 09:56 PM (xG4kz)

261
The Old Style to New Style affected several Founding Fathers, Ben Franklin and Jefferson included.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 17, 2025 09:56 PM (w6EFb)

262 255 Diogenes,
I hope it doesn't rain on you too badly. We are forecasted to finally get some much needed rain.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at November 17, 2025 09:54 PM (VCgbV)


Yeah, I saw that. I golf here in the NW. Rain not a big thing. But I hope to get some good days too.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2025 09:56 PM (2WIwB)

263 🙏 Mrs. Javems🙏

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at November 17, 2025 09:56 PM (VCgbV)

264 Her grandfather was a fuck of a lot smarter than she is, and far more clever and subtle with language.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

"My grandfather wrote a popular children's book, so you should listen to me about immigration policy."

How much more non sequitur can you get? Non. Non more sequitur.

Posted by: mikeski at November 17, 2025 09:57 PM (nhCoE)

265 Ho Lee Fook, Wi Tu Lau, Ding Bam Ow.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 17, 2025 09:58 PM (U+AKE)

266 Of course javems. Hope she gets to doing better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 17, 2025 09:58 PM (zZu0s)

267 Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers said women cant do maths and sciences.

He was hanged in Harvard Yard in 2006 and his body part were displayed at the Garden and Gillette Stadium.

People took their pet Rooks and Buzzards to feast on his soul while they attend pok ta pok games.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 17, 2025 09:58 PM (gbOdA)

268 ---------

Cambodia's military is pretty much reduced to throwing spears these days, isn't it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
-

They have Saab jets and rifles and bombs and stuff.
And bad attitudes.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 17, 2025 09:59 PM (2DV5Q)

269 Soliciting prayers and godthoghts for Mrs. Javems. She has been in Afib fr over a week and is having a Cardioversion in the morning. Her third.

Thanks.
Posted by: javems
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Sending both your way.

Posted by: scampydog at November 17, 2025 09:59 PM (4WpO4)

270 Those "missing" 11 days caused a lot of griping.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 17, 2025 09:54 PM (w6EFb)

Like the first baby after wedding can come almost anytime.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 17, 2025 10:00 PM (gbOdA)

271 How much more non sequitur can you get? Non. Non more sequitur.

Posted by: mikeski at November 17, 2025 09:57 PM (nhCoE)

And you are being kind! Don't forget self-absorbed!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2025 10:00 PM (n9ltV)

272 265 Ho Lee Fook, Wi Tu Lau, Ding Bam Ow.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 17, 2025 09:58 PM (U+AKE)

Sum Ting Wong

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 17, 2025 10:01 PM (gbOdA)

273 Lost Mondays ONT

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 17, 2025 10:02 PM (9ipOP)

274 Where?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 17, 2025 10:03 PM (U+AKE)

275 265 Ho Lee Fook, Wi Tu Lau, Ding Bam Ow.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 17, 2025 09:58 PM (U+AKE)

I have a friend the flew F4s. He was not flying that day but assigned to tower to listen in to radio.
Dude got a cold shot and went out of sight and splashed off water and got up enough to hit eject.

He claims that as plane was coming out of water he said thanks Jesus I got the stick now.

I did not know there were Mexicans in our Navy in 1973.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 17, 2025 10:04 PM (gbOdA)

276 248 Soliciting prayers and godthoghts for Mrs. Javems. She has been in Afib fr over a week and is having a Cardioversion in the morning. Her third.

Thanks.
Posted by: javems at November 17, 2025 09:53 PM (8I4hW

Prayers going up for Mrs. Javems.

Posted by: Joemarine at November 17, 2025 10:04 PM (y171U)

277 javems a prayer for her speedy and complete recovery

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 17, 2025 10:04 PM (9ipOP)

278 269 Soliciting prayers and godthoghts for Mrs. Javems. She has been in Afib fr over a week and is having a Cardioversion in the morning. Her third.

Thanks.
Posted by: javems
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Sending both your way.
Posted by: scampydog at November 17, 2025 09:59 PM (4WpO4)

Please Jesus help her and her doc and her family.
You feel great then laying on the ground.
I had my first and my buddy kicks me and says get up and work.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 17, 2025 10:07 PM (gbOdA)

279 They have Saab jets and rifles and bombs and stuff.
And bad attitudes.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 17, 2025 09:59 PM (2DV5Q)

Name 1 Saab owners that was NOT pissed for having to use GM dealers for parts.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 17, 2025 10:08 PM (gbOdA)

280 Yeah
Where's your ONT now, eh?

Posted by: Don Black at November 17, 2025 10:08 PM (AOsQT)

281 I was always pissed that "Stuart Little" just ended and didn't conclude.
"Trumpet of the Swan" had a proper conclusion.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 17, 2025 10:09 PM (gKWVE)

282 Done javems

Posted by: whig's phone at November 17, 2025 10:10 PM (WDjG6)

283 All your Bitcoins are belong to us.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 17, 2025 10:10 PM (U+AKE)

284 Thinking of that musical group

Asleep At The Wheel

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 17, 2025 10:11 PM (2DV5Q)

285
Lost Mondays ONT
Posted by: San Franpsycho

It's just the 10:45 version...or whenever CBD takes pity on our worthless souls.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 17, 2025 10:11 PM (TfUTr)

286 Hey all.
I know the ONT's coming. Just wanted to say hello.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2025 10:12 PM (cQHrm)

287 Something's gone wacky. I'm getting a Not Secure caution sign in the address bar.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 17, 2025 10:13 PM (2DV5Q)

288 Soros is also bankrolling an anti-Israel propaganda group.
------------------------

Yes. We knew that. It's called "the media".

Posted by: ... at November 17, 2025 10:14 PM (E0p3T)

289 Something's gone wacky. I'm getting a Not Secure caution sign in the address bar.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 17, 2025 10:13 PM (2DV5Q)


FlightCom, I can't hold it! She's breaking up! She's breaking up!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2025 10:14 PM (2WIwB)

290 Thinking of that musical group

Asleep At The Wheel

Posted by: Braenyard


Half a Hundred Tour - their 50th Anniversary Tour

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2025 10:15 PM (cIxJn)

291 Pete Carroll's gottta be getting close to running his car in a closed garage.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 17, 2025 10:15 PM (TfUTr)

292 I know how to get ONT to load.
Going to go get a drink. A certainty
it will be up when I return.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 17, 2025 10:16 PM (2DV5Q)

293 Yeah
Where's your ONT now, eh?
Posted by: Don Black

What is that muffled screaming coming from your trunk?

Posted by: Some Rat at November 17, 2025 10:18 PM (TfUTr)

294 This ONT business is going onto someone's permanent record!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2025 10:18 PM (2WIwB)

295 Speaking of buck-toothed manatees with Charles Manson eyes, Sandy Cortez can fuck right off. Along with the teat-sucking dumdums that keep voting for her.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 17, 2025 10:19 PM (OrfXB)

296 How long should we wait before notifying the police about a missing ONT?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2025 10:19 PM (0RiMX)

297 I keep on hitting refresh....nope, no ONT (bummer)

Posted by: Joemarine at November 17, 2025 10:19 PM (y171U)

298 F5 standing by.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 17, 2025 10:20 PM (U+AKE)

299 Pete Carroll's gottta be getting close to running his car in a closed garage.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 17, 2025 10:15 PM (TfUTr)

So his Jumping to Conclusions Mat was a big ol' bust?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 17, 2025 10:20 PM (0aYVJ)

300 THE RAIDERS SUCK BIG TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson at November 17, 2025 10:21 PM (J9q9v)

301 Name 1 Saab owners that was NOT pissed for having to use GM dealers for parts.
Posted by: r hennigantx at November 17, 2025 10:08 PM (gbOdA)

The ones that have to go to the Subaru dealership

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2025 10:21 PM (rbvCR)

302 Slap that F5 like you mean it

like it's a bitch that better have your money

Posted by: Don Black at November 17, 2025 10:21 PM (AOsQT)

303 This ONT business is going onto someone's permanent record!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2025 10:18 PM

This ONT business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2025 10:21 PM (Wnv9h)

304 First!!!!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 17, 2025 10:22 PM (OrfXB)

305 Somehow those manatees are getting flatter and flatter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2025 10:22 PM (0RiMX)

306 Free the ONT! Free the ONT!

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 17, 2025 10:22 PM (47diA)

307 Nood.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 17, 2025 10:22 PM (U+AKE)

308 I'm just sad for all the great comments being wasted on the day walkers unaware their shift has ended.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 17, 2025 10:23 PM (TfUTr)

309 Congressman, are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the anti-ONT Party?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2025 10:24 PM (2WIwB)

310 299 Pete Carroll's gottta be getting close to running his car in a closed garage.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 17, 2025 10:15 PM (TfUTr)


Larry, Moe, and Curly could coach the team better !!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson at November 17, 2025 10:26 PM (J9q9v)

311 278

Well,, they can try "Ablation" to micro burn off tissue in the right atrium that send out the electrical impulses, but most times, a dual chamber pacemaker is the end result to control the heart rate.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 17, 2025 10:26 PM (25kuG)

312 If you've never seen the based comedian K-von, enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsGt7wkETK4

Funny as hell. And no swearing! (Groucho Marx used to say, "If you have to work blue, you're not a comedian.")

Posted by: Beverly at November 17, 2025 10:34 PM (Epeb0)

313 Speaking of buck-toothed manatees with Charles Manson eyes, Sandy Cortez can fuck right off. Along with the teat-sucking dumdums that keep voting for her.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 17, 2025 10:19 PM (OrfXB)
I see what you did there…

Posted by: NCDave at November 17, 2025 10:38 PM (mAiNO)

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