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Michelle Obama: Black Women's "Beauty is So Powerful and So Unique" That It "Demands Respect" and Is "Worthy of a Conversation of Who We Are and What We Are Owed"

Wow.

She just gets worse and worse, and she started off really really bad.

Michelle Obama's "beauty is so powerful" that it "demands respect" and is "worthy of conversation."

Sure.

Sure, sure.

Sure sure sure sure sure sure sure.

Sure.

Sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure.

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S u R e.

So this is more of where left-wing women are now: They demand constant validation and affirmation, but, because their demand for validation and affirmation far, far exceeds the supply, they frequently resort to validating and affirming themselves.

Leftwing women now spend all day gassing each other up with (insincere) praise and over-the-top ovations, which they do because 1, other women will attack them as self-hating "internalized monogamy" bitches if they don't, and 2, joining the Hallucinatory Gas Party and just praising every other woman as "a ten!!!" makes them eligible to also be praised as "a ten!!!"


There's a lot of chatter about "Toxic male influencers" talking up men and telling their listeners they're "kings" and they deserve the best women. Okay, fine, criticize that if you will. Maybe it's silly. Maybe Jordan Peterson is more credible: Maybe before you gas up your self-respect, you should do actual tangible things making you worthy of that increased self-respect.

But note that the "toxic male influencers" being criticized are fairly marginal people with limited reach. The leftwing women doing this are... well, top media figures and former First "Ladies" like Michelle Obama.

Not to be Joe Snob, but bragging about yourself and announcing how awesome you are is... well, it's a tendency much more associated with the lower social classes than the higher ones. The upper class rule is to avoid the declasse social breach of praising yourself publicly.

Instead, the more upper class technique is to softly imply it. Like, casually mentioning your 40 foot Boston Whaler. You're not saying that makes you worthy of respect, you're just kind of hinting at it.

You know -- like JackStraw, always hinting about his Golden-Keeled Yacht and the Grateful Dead Parties he hosts beyond the three-mile limit in international waters, where they pass out Cucumber Sandwiches, Caviar Toast, and "Jazz Cigarettes" -- marihuana "reefers," for the innocent among you.

He's always sticking it to us blue collar people, but he does it with implausible deniability so that we don't finally join together and rise up against him and seize his estates and his yachts.

Just blurting out "I'm awesome and you should treat me as worthy of high respect" is more of a lower-class thing and more of a juvenile thing (of every class). Like garrett and his fucking $40,000 mountain bike.

We get it, garrett. Your bike is basically a Lexus. I'm sure all the "fellas" at your Secret Gay Bicycle Raves are impressed.

But this is now where "educated," supposedly "sophisticated," middle and upper-middle class leftwing women all are now: Strutting down the street like Guidos in an eye-stinging cloud of Drakkar Noir with a garish gold "#1 SEX MACHINE" medallion and, ironically enough, wearing "NO FAT CHICKS" sleeveless T's.

Now, this is cheap because when she says "as a man" she actually is referring to the man she's talking to, but, whatever, let's have some fun:

Go off, KING! You're an Alpha Male and you need to make the world know you're an Alpha Male!


Below, your classic "Michelle Obama voter."

Is this another one of those cheap, easy posts I type up just so I can have a short break?

You betcha. But I'm a KING, and I deserve to treat myself like the KING I am.

It's Bro Code that you let me treat myself like the King I am, Fellow Kings.


(BTW I'm obviously kidding about JackStraw and garret. I'd love to spend an afternoon on JackStraw's yacht -- as long as he doesn't play the Dead -- and it is kind of cool that garret has an elite bike.

And no knock on Italians, even though I mentioned "Guidos." Seriously. No offense intended.

Oh, and I've got nothing against people giving themselves little pep-talks and trying to cultivate a more positive image of themselves. It's a hard world, and sometimes you do need to affirm your own value to yourself.

On the other hand, I don't need every Golden Corral 4 going on Tik-Tok proclaiming she's a ten and deserves to be treated like a Queen. )

Update: I forgot to add this but if you click on Amazon Prime, you see an ad that auto-plays from "comic" and Wings and Things 7 Ilsa Schlesinger.

The part of her "comedy special" they show is her asserting that the "algorithm" is rigged to make women doubt that they're Natural 10s so that they accept relationships with low-value men.

It's just another "We're all 10s, Queens!" bit of obnoxiously low-class leftwing female group self-affirmation.

Aren't they embarrassed? Are they just not embarrassed because people condescend to them and don't point out that this is cringe behavior?

This is everywhere. They just never stop.

Posted by: Ace at 02:10 PM




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1 BLADE IS BLADING OUT AND FIRST

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 13, 2025 02:11 PM (iFTx/)

2 What a bitch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 13, 2025 02:11 PM (tR6Hb)

3 So this is more of where left-wing women are now: They demand constant validation and affirmation, but, because their demand for validation and affirmation far, far exceeds the supply, they frequently resort to validating and affirming themselves.

Huh. Just like troons.

Posted by: Bert G at November 13, 2025 02:11 PM (VARTN)

4 Fake hair. Fake lashes. Fake nails. Etc. Totally beautiful. Um, yeah.

Posted by: NCKate at November 13, 2025 02:11 PM (uQzkA)

5 Well, she seems like a self absorbed me monkey.

I think she started out that way and the constant jizzing on by the commies has only made it worse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 13, 2025 02:12 PM (zZu0s)

6 Redhead woman in keffiyeh looks like she's about to go call Pennywise' manager.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 13, 2025 02:12 PM (gKWVE)

7 top again?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 13, 2025 02:12 PM (CWTWj)

8 "Owed."

Huh. As a middle-aged white dude, I've come to recognize I am owed exactly nothing. And I should expect even less. Thinking the opposite, I imagine, would make one immensely bitter and disappointed; incapable of gratitude, even if you've been given much.

Posted by: red speck at November 13, 2025 02:12 PM (Ve/HL)

9 That thing in the last video needs put down.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 13, 2025 02:12 PM (tR6Hb)

10 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at November 13, 2025 02:13 PM (XKYub)

11 Toned. Arms. Like a linebacker.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 13, 2025 02:13 PM (jc0TO)

12 Post wasn't made by a black lesbian immigrant. Authority loss 95%.

Posted by: Bete at November 13, 2025 02:14 PM (x552f)

13 "And no knock on Italians, even though I mentioned "Guidos." Seriously. No offense intended."

What are you, fucking gay?
-Italian

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, Italian- I don't just play one at November 13, 2025 02:14 PM (zZu0s)

14 the never ending black gurl magic yess slaw kweeeeen tour

Posted by: brak at November 13, 2025 02:14 PM (jGJov)

15 ok, so i read a few lines.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 13, 2025 02:14 PM (CWTWj)

16 Michelle Obama: "Black female beauty is so powerful, we are owed respect"
_____________________

This falls under the same category of calling someone "Brave" for demolishing the buffet and weighing over 300 lbs.

Posted by: Orson at November 13, 2025 02:14 PM (dIske)

17 You guys would be amazed at my house.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 13, 2025 02:15 PM (jYRYu)

18 Any comment from Scotland Yard on this one?

Posted by: t-bird at November 13, 2025 02:15 PM (u/66v)

19
I think "Black Is Beautiful" is so old of a phrase and a concept that it can't even be classified as a meme.

When will someone get up the guts to just call Michelle Obama a boomer? She may not qualify in the age demographic, but she does in her mindset.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 13, 2025 02:15 PM (I3KId)

20 >> Michelle Obama's "beauty is so powerful" that it "demands respect" and is "worthy of conversation

What demands a conversation is that bulge in her crotch.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 13, 2025 02:15 PM (lkGEI)

21
You can't make up the shit she says.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 13, 2025 02:15 PM (3ek7K)

22 Toned. Arms. Like a linebacker.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 13, 2025 02:13 PM (jc0TO)

Remember marvel Albert and the hooker he got caught with that was described by Denis leary as looking like Lawrence Taylor in a wig? Yeah, marv probably jerks it to Mike Obama.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, Italian- I don't just play one at November 13, 2025 02:15 PM (zZu0s)

23 in school i was voted gnat most likely to buzz

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 13, 2025 02:15 PM (CWTWj)

24 Awesome post, even if it was low effort!

Posted by: Oglebay at November 13, 2025 02:16 PM (GPa4z)

25 Huh. As a middle-aged white dude, I've come to recognize I am owed exactly nothing. And I should expect even less. Thinking the opposite, I imagine, would make one immensely bitter and disappointed; incapable of gratitude, even if you've been given much.
Posted by: red speck at November 13, 2025 02:12 PM (Ve/HL)

Once people figure out that they are "owed" nothing, it kind of takes the pressure off. You want something, get it yourself.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 13, 2025 02:16 PM (k9OZB)

26 "Black female beauty"

*does a spit take*

-B H OBama

Posted by: Bete at November 13, 2025 02:16 PM (x552f)

27 Black eyes woman needs to switch to Sanka and then go f*ck off.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 13, 2025 02:16 PM (abIsI)

28 I'm good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.

Posted by: boomer libs at November 13, 2025 02:16 PM (kKcil)

29 You betcha. But I'm a KING, and I deserve to treat myself like the KING I am.

But does your beauty demand respect. ace.? That's what we want to know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2025 02:17 PM (Cjc4c)

30 All these kooks trying to mainstream their respective neuroses. Maybe all the normal, well-adjusted people are the ones who are going to wind up wearing straight-jackets in a rubber room, and being fed applesauce on a long spoon through the bars (btw, I like mine with cinnamon).

Posted by: Paco at November 13, 2025 02:17 PM (mADJX)

31 Michelle Obama: "Black female beauty is so powerful, we are owed respect"

She will beat the shit out of you to get it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 13, 2025 02:17 PM (jc0TO)

32 Our Jackie O.

Oh, A Canadian tv station was actually playing a 2025 production on the Style of Michelle Obama. Seriously.

LOL.

I didn't watch because I hate AI crap.

Back to the outdoor Christmas lights.

Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, LOVED, APPRECIATED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.4% at November 13, 2025 02:17 PM (Sco7b)

33 Someone posted in the last thread "Nude Michelle Obama" and I really thought that Ace's cruelty had gone off the rails

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 13, 2025 02:17 PM (bfwj/)

34 I've never looked at a black woman & thought... Well you know the thing. And I don't owe you diddly.

Posted by: Bob at November 13, 2025 02:18 PM (YiqZD)

35 There's a world of difference between giving yourself a pep talk or giving a friend a pep talk, and constantly demanding the rest of the world give you a pep talk every second of the day.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2025 02:18 PM (JwNbV)

36 God help black Americans. The Obamas, what a crumby example of shitty behavior, sense of entitlement, and role-model.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 13, 2025 02:18 PM (i24o9)

37 He won't be convicted. He'll queef out.

@LeadingReport 53s
BREAKING: Rep. Eric Swalwell referred to the DOJ for potential criminal mortgage fraud and tax fraud by FHFA Director Bill Pulte.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 13, 2025 02:18 PM (mlg/3)

38 >>>As a middle-aged white dude, I've come to recognize I am owed exactly nothing. And I should expect even less.

Well that's because as a straight-while male you're evil incarnate, guilty of the original sin of just existing as a white person, and you should feel bad -- if anything you owe the world---just ask michelle here you know she'd agree

Posted by: brak at November 13, 2025 02:18 PM (jGJov)

39 "Black female beauty is so powerful, we are owed respect."

If black women really believed this, they wouldn't be the demographic that's most comically desperate to change every element of their appearance. Fake hair, fake nails, fake eyebrows, fake eyelashes, fake lips, fake noses, even skin lighteners.

It's literally like they look in the mirror and think "omg I look terrible, I must change everything!" This is not the mark of a demographic who thinks they're beautiful.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 13, 2025 02:18 PM (iFTx/)

40 That red headed "woman ' should lay off both MSNBC and caffeine

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 13, 2025 02:18 PM (bfwj/)

41 guido is italian for judas or judah, it's in dante's 'inferno'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 13, 2025 02:18 PM (CWTWj)

42 "Goonie Goo-Goo," She concluded.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2025 02:18 PM (rO4EG)

43 You betcha. But I'm a KING, and I deserve to treat myself like the KING I am.

Sorry ace, but looks like you are the king of jack and shut- and Jack left town.*


*dude you were begging for that one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 13, 2025 02:19 PM (zZu0s)

44
ESPN's only normal employee, Pat McAfee says: "Fuck Off"

Fake "viewers" of his show pretended to be upset over McCaffee having PDT on his show on Veterans Day.

McAffee pulled a Sydney Sweeney and told them to literally "fuck off."

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2025 02:19 PM (sj18p)

45 I said this earlier today, but "Respect me because I'm beautiful" is the most anti-feminist thing you could possibly say.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2025 02:19 PM (JwNbV)

46 Respect?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FOUqQt3Kg0

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 13, 2025 02:19 PM (0sNs1)

47
Incidentally, Stephen A Smith, a shithead in his own right, now spends most of his time fending off attacks from the Far-Left blacks who are upset he's not a loyal Democrat party plantation slave.

Stephen A's dumb, fake "straight shooter" shtick has backfired fully. Mr fake "Independent" is now under constant attack from the Far Left black goons while everyone else is not at all impressed with his fake on-the-fence stances.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2025 02:19 PM (sj18p)

48 Of all the awful things JugEars McFuckstick inflicted upon our nation, his "wife" is right up there with ObamaCare, the resurgence of racism and all their Netflix programming.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at November 13, 2025 02:19 PM (MNCvZ)

49 Michelle Obama is such a genius, she didn't even realize she'd just said, "As a black man." People of normal intelligence hear themselves say something like that, and laugh at themselves. Or they cringe. Or they explain what they really meant.

Yes, I can listen in context and realize she's saying the man she's speaking to is the "black man" she referred to. But the way she said it obviously sounds like she's calling herself a black man.

She didn't even notice what she said could reasonably be interpreted that way. What an intellectual giant.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 13, 2025 02:19 PM (Yp6az)

50 37 He won't be convicted. He'll queef out.

@LeadingReport 53s
BREAKING: Rep. Eric Swalwell referred to the DOJ for potential criminal mortgage fraud and tax fraud by FHFA Director Bill Pulte.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 13, 2025 02:18 PM (mlg/3)

He'll ask Fang-Fang if she'll extradite him to China so they can live together in his foul ass-funk.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 13, 2025 02:19 PM (9Ovst)

51 I think the funniest thing is she wrote a book about how fashionable she was as FLOTUS .. I think we all remember her boob belts

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2025 02:19 PM (VE6XX)

52 The thing about beauty is, it kind of does its own thing and speaks for itself.Beautiful women get all the attention because they’re beautiful.

They don’t have to stand around and say, “Look at me !I’m beautiful so pay attention to me!”

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 13, 2025 02:19 PM (jYRYu)

53 She really is up her own ass.

Posted by: mr tmz at November 13, 2025 02:20 PM (rJ48h)

54 I also think that if you have to say that "black female beauty is so..." you have already conceded it is not. Nobody has to say "white female beauty is so....", cuz we all know it.

She is so outrageously entitled and racist. This goes hand-in-hand with her position that white people are simultaneously bad when: (1) they gentrify a black neighborhood; and (2) when they leave neighborhoods that become too black.

Posted by: Brian at November 13, 2025 02:20 PM (sOehV)

55 you could watch four to five hours a day of 'south park' and 'family guy' and know as much as that red hair woman knows

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 13, 2025 02:20 PM (CWTWj)

56
There's a lot of chatter about "Toxic male influencers" talking up men and telling their listeners they're "kings" and they deserve the best women.


This reminds me a bit of the government complaining about "conspiracy theories". Pop culture and the government *lie* intentionally to young men (and women too). Then they are shocked to see people turn to someone pointing out the lies. Well....what did you expect?

And yes the world would be a better place if Myron Gaines listeners were tuning into Peterson instead but he's giving harder and less direct advice.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2025 02:20 PM (sKqQm)

57 I used to think Candy Owens was attractive.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 13, 2025 02:20 PM (kTd/k)

58 "We have to start educating people about all kinds of beauty."

--The ugly woman who was on every glamor magazine cover for eight solid years.

Yeah, they tried. The normies didn't buy it.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 13, 2025 02:20 PM (Yp6az)

59 Dear God in Heaven, pleasepleasePLEASE shut this woman up.

The cringe factor is off the scale.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 13, 2025 02:21 PM (22p5n)

60 Don't hate me because I am beautiful.

Posted by: Michael Obama at November 13, 2025 02:21 PM (jc0TO)

61 Dick's Picks vol 2 is excellent, and not just because the concert was at the Ohio Theatre. The first three tracks are Dark Star, Sugar Magnolia and St. Stephen. St. Stephen is a Dead song for people not into the Dead, but the other two are timeless classics.

Posted by: Oglebay at November 13, 2025 02:21 PM (GPa4z)

62 Bitch, nobody owes you a goddamn thing. And even if you sacrifice your life, health and sanity doing ALL THE THINGS™ you're supposed to do, you can still end up not having a fucking thing to show for it. So excuse me if I don't bow down and kiss the sneakers of a sub-literate race baiter who's lived her life on race-based easy mode with unearned sympathy grades, affirmative action hires, politically motivated sinecures, and cushy no-work no-effort board positions and book deals.

Posted by: In other words, fuck right off with that shit at November 13, 2025 02:21 PM (TbWk/)

63 That's a black dude saying that.

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2025 02:21 PM (jo6FO)

64 "Is this another one of those cheap, easy posts I type up just so I can have a short break?

You betcha. But I'm a KING, and I deserve to treat myself like the KING I am."


Ace's posting demands respect. Give it to him.

Posted by: Ripley at November 13, 2025 02:21 PM (GUOwU)

65 I've always just kind of given any thought of Mrs Obama a big Meh. But this is over the line. I don't owe you diddly squat.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 13, 2025 02:21 PM (2WIwB)

66
People who say they "deserve respect" never do.

Remember on Game of Thrones when Pops Lannister explained to his idiot grandson that a real king never has to demand allegiance, or some shit? I forget the quote.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2025 02:21 PM (sj18p)

67
"We have to start educating people about all kinds of beauty."

*START* educating?

Where tf has this woman been since Beverley Johnson, black supermodel from the 1970s?

Black runway models have been around so long that the original superstars have aged out and are now doing reality shows.

And the greatest testament of all: Cosmetics for Black women are so prevalent that they're under lock and key at Walgreen's.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 13, 2025 02:21 PM (I3KId)

68 BREAKING: Rep. Eric Swalwell referred to the DOJ for potential criminal mortgage fraud and tax fraud by FHFA Director Bill Pulte.

Was it Big Tish or another anti-Trump lunatic that argued you can't charge her for mortgage fraud because everyone does it?

Sounds like Trump and co aren't going to let this one go

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2025 02:21 PM (sKqQm)

69 I will always remember Carla Bruni standing next to Mooch . You could see the thought bubble of " what an ox"

Posted by: Ben Had at November 13, 2025 02:22 PM (zzXla)

70 Remember all of America having to pretend Michael Obama was the most beautiful woman on earth for 8 years ?

She was on the cover of every womens magazine multiple times

Posted by: Maroon at November 13, 2025 02:22 PM (2eayv)

71 40k for a bike? That’s retarded. Motorcycles cost less.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 13, 2025 02:22 PM (I58on)

72 "Black female beauty is so powerful, we are owed respect."

The opening gambit in every Spirit Airlines encounter.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 13, 2025 02:22 PM (4DY5T)

73 You know -- like JackStraw, always hinting about his Golden-Keeled Yacht and the Grateful Dead Parties he hosts beyond the three-mile limit in international waters, where they pass out Cucumber Sandwiches, Caviar Toast, and Jazz Cigarettes. He's always sticking it to us blue collar people, but he does it with implausible deniability so that we don't finally join together and rise up against him and seize his estates and his yachts.
___

This made me LOL

btw, what are jazz cigarettes?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 13, 2025 02:22 PM (22p5n)

74 I helped an old black lady carry 80lbs of groceries from the Aldi entrance to the bus stop today. IRL, I'm a really nice guy. These days, it's only on social media that I'm an asshole. Jaron Lanier's book explains why that happens.

Posted by: gp at November 13, 2025 02:22 PM (7imtn)

75 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Ugly is too. Except more often.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2025 02:22 PM (JwNbV)

76 Michelle Obama: "You're raising a trans kid. That warms my heart, as a black man."

i thought she was married to him

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 13, 2025 02:22 PM (CWTWj)

77 I used to want to feel seen by Ace, maybe once a year get a name-drop.

Not any-fucking-more. There's a downside to being noticed, I notice.

But it is hilarious.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 13, 2025 02:22 PM (Hx0tZ)

78 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 13, 2025 02:23 PM (0sNs1)

79 Ben Had!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 13, 2025 02:23 PM (22p5n)

80 There's no way a Golden Corral 4 is even going to fit on the internet.

Posted by: Bad Take Directorate at November 13, 2025 02:23 PM (n1ccf)

81 Would it be indelicate to enquire if Michelle Obama is wearing her own hair in the above video?

Posted by: mr tmz at November 13, 2025 02:23 PM (rJ48h)

82 Once people figure out that they are "owed" nothing, it kind of takes the pressure off. You want something, get it yourself.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 13, 2025 02:16 PM (k9OZB)


The problem is that once people figure out that not only are they owed nothing, and will get nothing, and are still obliged to pay so other people can continue to get what they were promised instead, they stop playing the game and sometimes vote for Bernie or the Warlord of NYC

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2025 02:23 PM (rbvCR)

83 Mooch is "owed" ???

Ok.

"She" can have every. last. bit. of my contempt.

All of it.

B!tch.

Posted by: JQ at November 13, 2025 02:23 PM (rdVOm)

84 Ruined Leon calls black females "The! Most! Disssss-respected group in the WORLD!"

Sarcastically, of course.

Posted by: pookysgirl, paler than printer paper at November 13, 2025 02:24 PM (Wt5PA)

85 SMH, you darlin are beautiful and are definitely someone to respect.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 13, 2025 02:24 PM (zzXla)

86 Unicorns don't exist.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 13, 2025 02:24 PM (JVuEd)

87 The beauty of ace's pelt is so powerful it is owed respect.

Posted by: And a good brushing at November 13, 2025 02:24 PM (TbWk/)

88 If you have to tell me how successful, rich, good looking, awesome you are, ypu really rent.

I have patients who tell me how amazing their lives are and volunteer all kinds of spectacular details about travels and experiences and homes and blah blah blah.

My response is always, “good for you! That’s pretty cool!”

They seem so disappointed when I don’t see the with jealousy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2025 02:24 PM (W2Pud)

89 I make no apologies for my choice in Mountain Bikes.



Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2025 02:24 PM (rO4EG)

90 Going back to 3rd generation feminism the argument was physical beauty was unimportant.

And now with 4th generation feminism (trannyism) we instead have feminists telling us we have to find ugly people attractive...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2025 02:24 PM (sKqQm)

91 "Men make the best women, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 13, 2025 02:24 PM (f+0Nu)

92 People of real beauty, intellect, wisdom, etc. don't need to telegraph these attributes - they live their lives and let the best of them shine and strive to make the least of their talents better. They take accountability when wrong and blame no one else when things in their life don't work out. They help others to be the best that they can be and aspire to be good examples of good human beings. Simple as that. This goes for the guy shining shoes on the corner to the CEO of a company and everyone in between. If wealth happens to come as a by product of their work, they don't feel a need to flaunt that either, but yet use that to enrich the lives of others and the world around them.

Posted by: Cheri at November 13, 2025 02:24 PM (oiNtH)

93 Would it be indelicate to enquire if Michelle Obama is wearing her own hair in the above video?
Posted by: mr tmz at November 13, 2025 02:23 PM (rJ48h)


Only poverty stricken Asians have the time and patience to grow hair like that.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2025 02:24 PM (rbvCR)

94 81 Would it be indelicate to enquire if Michelle Obama is wearing her own hair in the above video?
Posted by: mr tmz at November 13, 2025 02:23 PM (rJ48h)

=====

I wondered that as well. It is kind of ratty looking, so maybe yes?

Posted by: Oglebay at November 13, 2025 02:24 PM (GPa4z)

95 Are we positive that last video is not satire?

Posted by: DJ at November 13, 2025 02:24 PM (uosPt)

96
Golden Corral 4


Help me out here. Does the "4" rating apply to the customer, or does it apply to the same person presented as an entree on their all-you-can-eat food carousels?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge?h hil at November 13, 2025 02:25 PM (xG4kz)

97 My dad had a saying: "If you're cool, you don't have to go around saying you're cool. People just know it. You don't hear Clint Eastwood telling everyone he's cool, do you?"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 13, 2025 02:25 PM (iFTx/)

98 Thank you, Ben Had.

I'm glad you think so.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 13, 2025 02:25 PM (22p5n)

99 There are black women that are very beautiful and should be admired (not respected.) Mooch ain't one of them.

Posted by: Ripley at November 13, 2025 02:25 PM (GUOwU)

100 I really like the part about how she said something like how she wasn't treated royally enough in the White House.

'Cause she was all but relegated to sleeping in the cinders by the hearth while her stepsisters partied with princes at the palace.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 13, 2025 02:25 PM (Jz+9c)

101 >>>btw, what are jazz cigarettes?

Reefers. The Devil's Cabbage. Marihuana in a form that you smoke like a cigarette.

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2025 02:25 PM (1wjle)

102 The beauty of ace's pelt is so powerful it is owed respect.
Posted by: And a good brushing at November 13, 2025 02:24 PM


He uses Fur Oil extensively, you know.

Posted by: Gwenyth P. at November 13, 2025 02:25 PM (0sNs1)

103 Well, I'm kind of a big deal.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 13, 2025 02:25 PM (2UnvF)

104 For 40k you should get the bike and the mountain.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 13, 2025 02:25 PM (I58on)

105 70 Remember all of America having to pretend Michael Obama was the most beautiful woman on earth for 8 years ?

She was on the cover of every womens magazine multiple times
Posted by: Maroon at November 13, 2025 02:22 PM (2eayv)

How many magazines has Melania Trump graced the cover of since she's been FOTUS? I mean, she does little for me ("Boobies....are evil! We mustn't look at boobies!), but she's more graceful and pretty than Michelle O.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 13, 2025 02:25 PM (9Ovst)

106 Goonie Goo-Goo," She concluded.

Posted by: garrett

She stuck her head in the water and came up with a fish.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 13, 2025 02:25 PM (tR6Hb)

107 >> And no knock on Italians, even though I mentioned "Guidos." Seriously. No offense intended.

Va benissimo, Ace. Tu, umile, appendiabiti di scaffali.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2025 02:25 PM (vcUqm)

108 BREAKING: Rep. Eric Swalwell referred to the DOJ for potential criminal mortgage fraud and tax fraud by FHFA Director Bill Pulte.

Posted by: weft cut-loop

Pffft.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 13, 2025 02:25 PM (4DY5T)

109
Moochelle is one angry, resentful, miserable woman. She's making me kinda sorta feel sorry for Barky -- all she does on that podcast of hers is just rag on and bitch about Barky. You know, the way he chews, the way he holds his mouf.

Like Harry Mudd on Star Trek, that's the fate he deserves, to be constantly hectored by his nagging harpy of a wife, but I can't help but feel a twinge of feeling sorry for him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 13, 2025 02:26 PM (w6EFb)

110 I'm a bit confused. If Black Women are so fantastic. Why are over 50% of Black mothers unmarried?

Posted by: Orson at November 13, 2025 02:26 PM (dIske)

111 Hey nurse!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 13, 2025 02:26 PM (22p5n)

112 sure sure sure

SURE

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 13, 2025 02:26 PM (emBoF)

113
you could watch four to five hours a day of 'south park' and 'family guy' and know as much as that red hair woman knows
Posted by: gnats local 678

==============

That just might be a joke. There are a few comics out there "doing" nose-ringed lefties.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 13, 2025 02:26 PM (I3KId)

114 WHOA

Second BBC stealth edit of DJT's Jan.6 speech discovered.

Even worse, the BBC presenter was told LIVE during former COS Mulvaney's interview that the BBC's video clip was "spliced". And the next day, the BBC's editorial board blew off the charge without comment. This is separate (2022) from the Panorama crap.

BBC has until tomorrow to reply to the President's charge.

Posted by: mrp at November 13, 2025 02:26 PM (rj6Yv)

115 I actually said something about this yesterday, there is not so much pep talks to dudes that I have seen in the manosphere. It seems to mostly be testimonials and gossiping about what chores women are and that a real 'alpha' does not trust them.

Its actually kind of gay. Guys, she fucking cheated on you. It fucking happens. Get drunk, call her a whore and live the fuck with it! But you are not going to change that you love how women smell, how fucking crazy they are or how much you want to get laid. So, you try to find a good one- just like the rest of us. You don't build a he man women haters club/movement around your pain. That IS pretty gay. AND weak. The same thing you claim to be against.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 13, 2025 02:26 PM (zZu0s)

116 >>She stuck her head in the water and came up with a fish.


What the fuck, Gus!?

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2025 02:26 PM (rO4EG)

117 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Latest D&D are has a pride tattooed beholder mind controlling a bunch of people into a gay orgy

At first I was annoyed at more woke D&D art now I wonder if it was done intentionally because you see Beholder can and do mind control people and are evil and hate humanity so it all checks out...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2025 02:26 PM (sKqQm)

118 Why? Why does one's "Beauty" have to be respected?

What does it gain you if all the world thinks you're beautiful, especially if you've bullied them into saying so even if they don't believe it?

What have you gotten? What did you earn?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2025 02:26 PM (JwNbV)

119 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

120 Autocucumber
Really
Sucks

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2025 02:26 PM (OOvyq)

121 As time passes Michelle gets more and more insane. I’m serious; she’s obviously not in touch with reality. Maybe the adoration of the presidential years went to her head and she started to actually believe she was that sainted and righteous…. Earth Wind & Fire wrote a song about it… after the love is gone… for her it’s insanity.

Or maybe it’s a Seinfeld episode… she used the Serenity Now trick and is now discovering: Serenity now… insanity later

Ace — Your Jack Straw and Garrett comments had me rolling… some of the best commenters getting razzed LoL

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 13, 2025 02:26 PM (xT8gx)

122 Michelle Obama: "Black female beauty is so powerful, we are owed respect"

'We'?

Posted by: Stacey Abram, Leticia James, and Oprah, at November 13, 2025 02:26 PM (u/66v)

123 Before Eric Swalwell testifies they should set out those sugar free gummy bears as snacks, and he only gets egg and cheese burritoes for breakfast. Then wire him up for the stand.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 13, 2025 02:26 PM (gKWVE)

124 Golden Corral 4?
That is deceptively close to the ranking that includes a mobility scooter.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not kill at November 13, 2025 02:26 PM (gxokI)

125 Michelle and her husband are quite well off without, you know, accomplishing anything other than knowing how to prey on white guilt.

Yet, Michelle persists in complaining.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 13, 2025 02:27 PM (UJMvS)

126 (BTW I'm obviously kidding about JackStraw and garret. I'd love to spend an afternoon on JackStraw's yacht -- as long as he doesn't play the Dead -- and it is kind of cool that garret has an elite bike.


I'm sorry, what? Who the f*ck are you and what have you done with Ace?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

127 black women seem to be angry.. When confronted ...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2025 02:27 PM (VE6XX)

128 "We get it, garrett. Your bike is basically a Lexus. I'm sure all the 'fellas' at your Secret Gay Bicycle Raves are impressed."

"So when's the next meet?"

-- Pete Bootyjuice

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 13, 2025 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

129 Ah, this is from yesterday and I guess is connected

@gatewaypundit Nov 12
DISQUALIFIED! — Congressman Eric Swalwell Names Washington DC Home as ‘Principal Residence’ and Has No California Address

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 13, 2025 02:27 PM (mlg/3)

130 She owes money. Thats whats up. What else can it be?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 13, 2025 02:27 PM (YlWIZ)

131 >> And no knock on Italians, even though I mentioned "Guidos." Seriously. No offense intended.


Ace always wanted an IROC of his very own.

With T Tops.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2025 02:27 PM (rO4EG)

132 I think the funniest thing is she wrote a book about how fashionable she was as FLOTUS .. I think we all remember her boob belts
Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2025 02:19 PM (VE6XX)

--Don't forget the $500 sneakers s/he wore for "gardening"

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2025 02:27 PM (jo6FO)

133 Reefers. The Devil's Cabbage. Marihuana in a form that you smoke like a cigarette.
Posted by: ace
___

Ahh, ok.

Never heard it being referred to as such before.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 13, 2025 02:27 PM (22p5n)

134
Nut Punch!

https://is.gd/w7DDff

**Ace Really Needs To Include This .gif In All His "Nut Punch Posts**

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2025 02:27 PM (sj18p)

135 48 JugEars McFuckstick - proudvastrightwingguy

I would really love to see that on his tombstone (taps foot impatiently and constantly looks at watch).

Posted by: Paco at November 13, 2025 02:27 PM (mADJX)

136 Big Mike is so gorgeous. Studies show that all cultures have similar characteristics that they consider beautiful. Symmetry, large eyes.
And especially prominent mandibles and protruding maxilla.

Posted by: Avi at November 13, 2025 02:28 PM (ieodf)

137 Remember when she was in the Maxim Hot 100?

bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: brak at November 13, 2025 02:28 PM (jGJov)

138 lol Sponge

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 13, 2025 02:28 PM (22p5n)

139 I hope no one takes the Big Mike running gag seriously, but if they do, I don't feel the slightest bit sorry for her since she's such a thoroughly awful person. She's also a walking, talking advert against reparations; forget rationale, there's no point when it cannot possibly achieve it's nominal goal of shutting up the grievance-mongers. All that her vast privilege has done is elevate her sense of entitlement to the point where, in case you missed it, she is no longer able to comprehend how anyone can possibly tolerate wearing anything less than bespoke.

How does your skin not crawl off your body in revulsion when touched by clothes off the rack? She doesn't know! She can't imagine. So baffled. And that's all that would happen to every race hustler if you gave them anything: they would just become even more shrill and demanding. Even setting aside the philosophical incoherence and practical injustice, reparations would be intrinsically self-defeating in their supposed purpose, and anyone who doubts need only look at Michelle Obama.

Posted by: SciVo at November 13, 2025 02:28 PM (VB5xp)

140 "...worthy of demanding the respect that we're owed..."
_Michelle Obama
---

I agree with her completely. But using the contraction we're should be interpreted as Michelle and Barry. I think that they should receive, in full, what they are owed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 13, 2025 02:28 PM (VX4XC)

141 Are we supposed to care what this entitled twit cares about things

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 13, 2025 02:28 PM (bXbFr)

142 SMH, you darlin are beautiful and are definitely someone to respect.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 13, 2025 02:24 PM


So say we all.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 13, 2025 02:28 PM (0sNs1)

143 Michael Owebama is not beautiful, inside or out.

And the fact that she, as a black man, is proud of a hollywood destroyed black man destroying a child shows you just how disgusting her insides really are.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

144 The Boob Belt Edition?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 13, 2025 02:28 PM (JVuEd)

145 Like Harry Mudd on Star Trek, that's the fate he deserves, to be constantly hectored by his nagging harpy of a wife, but I can't help but feel a twinge of feeling sorry for him.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 13, 2025 02:26 PM (w6EFb)

I don’t even feel an infinitesimal twinge. My field of twinges lays barren for that blowhard ruiner of countries…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 13, 2025 02:29 PM (xT8gx)

146 International waters are 12 miles out. Everything else you wrote is true.

I'm smart. Not dumb like people say. I'm smart and I want respect!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2025 02:29 PM (viF8m)

147
In fact, JJ's early morning posts are pretty much one big Nut Punch. That's what it feels like reading JJ's post -- getting kicked in the nuts, over and over.


Nut Punch!

https://is.gd/w7DDff

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2025 02:29 PM (sj18p)

148 Yet she keeps bitching she is a second citizen

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2025 02:29 PM (+qU29)

149 That was a sign the simulation was glitching

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 13, 2025 02:29 PM (bXbFr)

150 And no knock on Italians, even though I mentioned "Guidos." Seriously. No offense intended.



But, what if they just saw "Rocky?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

151 You have to give Michelle a lot of credit. Can you imagine Kamala trying to express that thought?

Posted by: t-bird at November 13, 2025 02:29 PM (u/66v)

152
Ace should replace the old Flaming Skull with the JCVD Nut Punch!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2025 02:29 PM (sj18p)

153
Would it be indelicate to enquire if Michelle Obama is wearing her own hair in the above video?
Posted by: mr tmz

==============

Well, she's not wearing it in the second video, so I don't see why she wouldn't have a massive collection of wigs with, uh -- isn't that straightened hair I see?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 13, 2025 02:29 PM (I3KId)

154 Willowed, and please forgive me if others have posted, but I just read on NY Post that Senator Fetterman fell and hit his face. He should be okay and Lumpy Jack is resting comfortably.

I suppose the lefties will take credit for death-wishing him.

Posted by: Martin Tell at November 13, 2025 02:30 PM (sFNX2)

155 She was clearly the inspiration for the Predator in the new Disney Predator show. That right there is some serious appreciation.

Posted by: brak at November 13, 2025 02:30 PM (jGJov)

156 It may be a low effort post, but it made me smile.

Posted by: Corona_Exile at November 13, 2025 02:30 PM (qHgX8)

157 So they interviewed a street performer - Clown for a man on the street interview? Huh. Whod a thunk the clown would break character with such strong opinions. Oh wait, maybe the clown didnt break character....

Posted by: Ummm at November 13, 2025 02:30 PM (qNpNQ)

158 BREAKING: Rep. Eric Swalwell referred to the DOJ for potential criminal mortgage fraud and tax fraud by FHFA Director Bill Pulte.

LOL - Pam Bondi

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 13, 2025 02:31 PM (abIsI)

159 Yet, Melania, who is stunningly beautiful, says not a word. Odd, that.

Posted by: jmel at November 13, 2025 02:31 PM (RWHIh)

160 This made me LOL

btw, what are jazz cigarettes?
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 13, 2025 02:22 PM (22p5n)

I believe he is referring to joints. Marijuana. Reefer. Spliffs. Blunts. Doobies. Js. Pinners. Pins. Fatties.

Posted by: Devil's electric lettuce at November 13, 2025 02:31 PM (TbWk/)

161 SMH!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2025 02:31 PM (LUIDu)

162 Dick's Picks Two is definitely a great set.

But Dick's Picks Four is GOATed. 2.13+14.70.
All-Time Great Shows.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2025 02:31 PM (rO4EG)

163 So, what is the consensus here . Is Michelle Obama transgender or not?. I am in the "She's just a really angry woman" and not a transgender .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2025 02:31 PM (ix8EF)

164 I am offended by that Guido slur. I've always been a Wop

Posted by: Ben Had at November 13, 2025 02:32 PM (zzXla)

165 163 So, what is the consensus here . Is Michelle Obama transgender or not?. I am in the "She's just a really angry woman" and not a transgender .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2025 02:31 PM (ix8EF)

I'm going with really angry woman

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2025 02:32 PM (VE6XX)

166 "Respect must be owed, not earned."

The Parasites' Creed ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 13, 2025 02:32 PM (f+0Nu)

167 "owed respect"? Respect is not owed or given it is earned you grifter piece of crap . GFYS

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 13, 2025 02:32 PM (bfwj/)

168 "Reefers. The Devil's Cabbage."

Moota. Muggle. Gallowgrass. Neckweed.

Posted by: gp at November 13, 2025 02:32 PM (7imtn)

169 "The leftwing women doing this are... well, top media figures and former First "Ladies" like Michelle Obama."

They are Gauche ... is that the word?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 13, 2025 02:32 PM (vbXSk)

170 I’d like to see Michelle Obama get what she’s owed.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 13, 2025 02:32 PM (jbnUc)

171 122 Michelle Obama: "Black female beauty is so powerful, we are owed respect"

'We'?
Posted by: Stacey Abram, Leticia James, and Oprah, at November 13, 2025 02:26 PM (u/66v)

It is the royal we.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 13, 2025 02:33 PM (yKmBH)

172 Nunzio offence.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 13, 2025 02:33 PM (JVuEd)

173
I don't see why she wouldn't have a massive collection of wigs with, uh -- isn't that straightened hair I see?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


I guess that black authenticity isn't as vital as it was talked up to be by her.

She suffers from Ecru Envy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge?h hil at November 13, 2025 02:33 PM (xG4kz)

174 Not gonna lie...I thought I was getting a pass when I read the JackStraw bit.

I should have known better.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2025 02:33 PM (rO4EG)

175 Tranny says what?

Posted by: MOHAP at November 13, 2025 02:33 PM (qUkBO)

176 164 I am offended by that Guido slur. I've always been a Wop
Posted by: Ben Had


Would Guinea be less derogatory?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 13, 2025 02:33 PM (abIsI)

177 >> He's always sticking it to us blue collar people, but he does it with implausible deniability so that we don't finally join together and rise up against him and seize his estates and his yachts

I went to a charity trap shoot last year. I figured heck, it’s a good cause. I show up and these people are walking around with their Perazzi and Caesar Guerini’s that probably cost more than my truck. Meanwhile I’m carrying my grandfathers circa 1963 Superposed. They’re looking at me like, how quaint. Lol.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2025 02:34 PM (vcUqm)

178 SMH!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2025 02:31 PM (LUIDu)




*hugs* to both of you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

179 So, what is the consensus here . Is Michelle Obama transgender or not?. I am in the "She's just a really angry woman" and not a transgender .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2025 02:31 PM (ix8EF)
--------------

Well, the really angry part is probably why people question what gender she is.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 13, 2025 02:34 PM (UJMvS)

180 163 — Fen she’s just an angry unattractive woman…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 13, 2025 02:34 PM (xT8gx)

181
According to the Daily Mail, Fetterman fell this morning during his morning walk, and was rushed to the hospital. He's got some ventricular arrhythmia. This can be pretty dangerous -- sudden cardiac dropping dead stuff.

The fall caused some minor facial injuries, and he joked that if you thought his face looked bad before, wait until you see him now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 13, 2025 02:34 PM (w6EFb)

182 The left never mentions Melania is an immigrant. Trump is married to an immigrant. FLOTUS is an immigrant.

But, Trump hates immigrants, you guys. I’m sure cereal.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 13, 2025 02:34 PM (I58on)

183 162 Dick's Picks Two is definitely a great set.

But Dick's Picks Four is GOATed. 2.13+14.70.
All-Time Great Shows.
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2025 02:31 PM (rO4EG)


Yes, but it’s only really half an album. What’s really great is the RFK Stadium album with the Allman Brothers. You can hear Jessica mixed in with going down the road feeling bad.

Posted by: Avi at November 13, 2025 02:34 PM (ieodf)

184 Yo, Barack... control your Wookie.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 13, 2025 02:34 PM (NwnyJ)

185 She stated she H8s the country numerous times

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2025 02:34 PM (+qU29)

186 Where is old Guinea?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 13, 2025 02:34 PM (JVuEd)

187 Back atcha, {{{Sponge}}}

How is your better half doing?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 13, 2025 02:34 PM (22p5n)

188 poor Fetterman. the comments after his fall from the Ds around here are just awful.

I hope he's better soon, poor guy.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 13, 2025 02:35 PM (emBoF)

189 Somebody doesn't like being out of the spotlight.

As said before: Obama liked being president. Not doing president. Michelle misses it also.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 13, 2025 02:35 PM (FxH7T)

190 >> Meanwhile I’m carrying my grandfathers circa 1963 Superposed.


I'd rather have your Grandfather's Browning.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2025 02:35 PM (rO4EG)

191 168 "Reefers. The Devil's Cabbage."

Moota. Muggle. Gallowgrass. Neckweed.
Posted by: gp at November 13, 2025 02:32 PM (7imtn)

Hippie Lettuce.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 13, 2025 02:35 PM (yKmBH)

192 Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2025 02:32 PM (VE6XX)

And people hitched her up with Barack because as a a Presidential candidate at that point he couldn't be out and gay. And it's rather sad really if she loved Barack ( because I'm guessing he can be quite charming if he tries) and he's not all into women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2025 02:35 PM (ix8EF)

193 Herb. Bush. Cannabis. White widow super cheese. Ganja. Bud.

Though this all should have been clear from the context since JackStraw is known in these parts to be a MASSIVE pothead.

Posted by: Moar weed at November 13, 2025 02:35 PM (TbWk/)

194 "And no knock on Italians, even though I mentioned "Guidos." Seriously. No offense intended."
__________

Guidos call each other guidos and it's a mark of honor. It's long since lost any derogatory implication. The female version is (at at least was) a "Glitter."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 13, 2025 02:35 PM (iFTx/)

195
Michelle Obama: "Black female beauty is so powerful, we are owed respect"


And yet, there you are bending the knee to whitey's standards.

Make up your fooking mind.

More importantly, and for the good of us all, shut your bilious mouth.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge?h hil at November 13, 2025 02:35 PM (xG4kz)

196 So, what is the consensus here . Is Michelle Obama transgender or not?. I am in the "She's just a really angry woman" and not a transgender .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2025 02:31 PM (ix8EF)



There's no such thing as a 'transgender.' She's either transsexual or a hermaphrodite.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

197 >>>Second BBC stealth edit of DJT's Jan.6 speech discovered.

coming up

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2025 02:35 PM (1wjle)

198 32 >>>Our Jackie O.

Blackie-O?

I'll see myself out.

Posted by: red speck at November 13, 2025 02:36 PM (Ve/HL)

199 Leftwing women now spend all day gassing each other up with (insincere) praise and over-the-top ovations, which they do because ...

--------------

At least they haven't stooped to kissing each other's feet.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 13, 2025 02:36 PM (f+0Nu)

200 the comments after his fall from the Ds around here are just awful.

Glad I missed that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2025 02:36 PM (ix8EF)

201 >> >>>Our Jackie O.

>Blackie-O?


Crackie-Ho?

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2025 02:36 PM (rO4EG)

202 132 I think the funniest thing is she wrote a book about how fashionable she was as FLOTUS .. I think we all remember her boob belts
Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2025 02:19 PM (VE6XX)

She was the John Fetterman of First Ladies.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 13, 2025 02:36 PM (Sco7b)

203 Last January I predicted the Donks would never again win the Presidency unless/until the Obamas leave DC and retire from public life.

I think the Obamas know it, too, and are willing to hold the DNC hostage until they are paid handsomely to go away. (Same w Harris.)

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 13, 2025 02:36 PM (jYRYu)

204 185 She stated she H8s the country numerous times
Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2025 02:34 PM (+qU29)

Well you know when Barack was elected was the first time she was proud of the US so...

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 13, 2025 02:36 PM (BvTfc)

205 The thing I like most about President Trump 2.0? Well, besides everything...the fact he's suing these media outlets for every penny he can get.

And he's been successful.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 13, 2025 02:37 PM (UJMvS)

206 Ace is officially BANNED from cruising in my Sentra with the Dead blasting. That'll show ya!

Posted by: Jerry Saves at November 13, 2025 02:37 PM (zxrfm)

207 What’re the chances lumpy jack switches parties to be a Republican. RFK Jr kinda went that way after getting screwed by the Dems…. We could do a lot worse as republicans in PA…I’d like it

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 13, 2025 02:37 PM (xT8gx)

208 >>She was the John Fetterman of First Ladies.


Not True...Men would kill for his Lump!

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2025 02:37 PM (rO4EG)

209 181

The fall caused some minor facial injuries, and he joked that if you thought his face looked bad before, wait until you see him now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 13, 2025 02:34 PM (w6EFb)

That's pretty funny I gotta say.

Posted by: tubal at November 13, 2025 02:37 PM (qFx2x)

210 That IS pretty gay. AND weak. The same thing you claim to be against.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 13, 2025 02:26 PM (zZu0s)

--Are you not familiar with G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS)?

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2025 02:37 PM (jo6FO)

211 Well, the really angry part is probably why people question what gender she is.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 13, 2025 02:34 PM (UJMvS)



That and the penis that's been videoed multiple times flopping between her legs while dancing or descending stairs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

212 "Would all of you people just go away and leave me alone! I haven't the time or the energy to deal with you!"

one femtosecond later

"Why is no one paying attention to me and injuring themselves in their haste to see to my every whim!"

I guess Ms. Obama is, once more, disappointed with the United States.

Posted by: JB1000 at November 13, 2025 02:37 PM (ttgbj)

213 As a BIPOC Lesbian Female African-American Black Woman of Color Congolese-American Negress Crypto-Transgender I can't understand why honkies be oppressing me.

Posted by: Big Mike at November 13, 2025 02:38 PM (47/pr)

214
So, what is the consensus here . Is Michelle Obama transgender or not?. I am in the "She's just a really angry woman" and not a transgender .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2025 02:31 PM (ix8EF)

I'm going with really angry woman
Posted by: It's me donna

===============

Really angry Black woman. In fact, I think ABW is a known acronym.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 13, 2025 02:38 PM (I3KId)

215 >> I'd rather have your Grandfather's Browning.

Me too. Not just that it’s one of the best shotguns I ever had, but that it was his. Bonus was most of them couldn’t shoot if their life depended on it.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2025 02:38 PM (vcUqm)

216 >>Yes, but it’s only really half an album. What’s really great is the RFK Stadium album with the Allman Brothers. You can hear Jessica mixed in with going down the road feeling bad.

The Allman Brothers Band Live at the Cow Palace
12-31-73

Featuing

Jerry Garcia
Bill Kreutzmann
Boz Scaggs

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2025 02:38 PM (viF8m)

217 Add this to the other fatigues.

Just tired of the bullsh*t and having to listen to sub-literate retards of literal no value demanding respect.

For what?

You haven't done anything to earn respect.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 13, 2025 02:38 PM (XV/Pl)

218 So, what is the consensus here . Is Michelle Obama transgender or not?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2025 02:31 PM


I'm not checking.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 13, 2025 02:38 PM (jc0TO)

219 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

Ok . I don't think she's either . People setting up Obama couldn't find a normal woman for him to use his charm on to get her to marry him.?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2025 02:38 PM (ix8EF)

220 I wish Kevin Samuels was still alive to comment on this.

White women left and some on the right are of this mindset. Just take out the word "black". Describes a lot of them.

Posted by: JROD at November 13, 2025 02:38 PM (IlL6s)

221 This was a great post until Ace pretended to care about others feelings.

Posted by: Kratwurst at November 13, 2025 02:39 PM (aAiV4)

222 I don't know what it's like today, but back in my day, while the earth was still cooling, when you ran across a bunch of jive-ass MF'ers on the corner, the predominant phrase you heard was "Lookee here! Lookee here! Lookee here!".
Same thing out of Moochelle.

Posted by: buddhaha at November 13, 2025 02:39 PM (V+y+Q)

223 I remember when we (commenters) were advised that no *W words* would be acceptable here, in reference to Mooch, when (s)he first became FLOTUS.

That, IMO, was "respect" far beyond what was due, but hey, it's Ace's place and Ace's rules. And so we respected Ace, if not the W. Heh.

Posted by: JQ at November 13, 2025 02:39 PM (rdVOm)

224
Where is old Guinea?
Posted by: Boss Moss


West coast of Africa. It is the nation of Guinea-Bissau these days, I believe. Or the other Guinea located right next to it. I guess making up one's mind is not one of folks in that region's strengths.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge?h hil at November 13, 2025 02:39 PM (xG4kz)

225 >>>I'm sorry, what? Who the f*ck are you and what have you done with Ace?

I just didn't want to put a lot of angry, toxic energy into the world.

Posted by: peace-loving ace tending to his mulch garden at November 13, 2025 02:39 PM (1wjle)

226 When's the last time Michelle Obama got laid? How old are her kids?

Posted by: The Vaginal Atrophy Monologues at November 13, 2025 02:39 PM (qUkBO)

227 Black women's beauty is so powerful and unique ? WTF does that even mean ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2025 02:39 PM (VE6XX)

228 I always thought Cicely Tyson was a beautiful black woman. When I was in the Army thirty years ago, I worked under a black NCO who saw a news clip on TV of her getting a lifetime achievement award or some such, and his reaction shocked me, "It's a good thing Miles Davis divorced her when he did. He knew she was going to wind up looking like THAT!" This seemed totally unfair to me, for three reasons:

1) She was already a senior citizen by that time. Of course she's not going to look like she did in 1970.
2) She wasn't looking her best at the time because she was "ugly crying" upon receiving the award.
3) Miles Davis? Seriously? His head looked like a skull with eyeballs for my whole life.

That's all I have to say about beautiful black women.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 13, 2025 02:39 PM (BHrzb)

229 I'm not checking.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 13, 2025 02:38 PM (jc0TO)

lol I do n't blame you

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2025 02:40 PM (ix8EF)

230 >>>221 This was a great post until Ace pretended to care about others feelings.

we're all brothers, my brother

Posted by: peace-loving ace tending to his mulch garden at November 13, 2025 02:40 PM (1wjle)

231 Michele is just a piece of shit person, period. She wouldn’t be worthy of being scraped off the soles of the boots of some of the women I served with who just happened to be black.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2025 02:40 PM (vcUqm)

232 Ok . I don't think she's either . People setting up Obama couldn't find a normal woman for him to use his charm on to get her to marry him.?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2025 02:38 PM (ix8EF)



It's tough to find a true woman that will marry a man that loves getting blowjobs from homosexual white men.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

233 Helicopters in Italy are racist ... because when they come in they go Wop Wop Wop Wop, and when they leave they go Guinea Guinea Guinea Guinea ...

My WOP high school friend told me that one, in high school. Don't really know what Guinea has to do with Italy though.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 13, 2025 02:40 PM (vbXSk)

234
I find it amusing that Big Mike changes his squatchy hairstyle constantly, and that virtually every one is culturally appropriated from white wimmens. It's like he's ashamed of being black.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2025 02:40 PM (y9nCu)

235 This was a wild ride, King Ace. Especially loved Mooch calling herself a black man! That woman scares me that watches 4-5hrs of rabid liberal news.

I also, armed with the information from you, spat back at a Fuentes and Carlson defender today. Mostly because of canyon winds putting me off my game.

As a pseudo-shrink, I think most liberal screeching harpies are basically not pretty inside nor out in public. They never got wolf whistles. No one told them they were pretty. So, therefore, they tell themselves they don't need men, men are toxic, it's the men's fault!

I, for one, love toxic males and collect them.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 13, 2025 02:41 PM (MAl//)

236 >Blackie-O?


Crackie-Ho?
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2025 02:36 PM (rO4EG)

Sorry, garrett. Blackie-O is pretty bang on, while also carrying a deniable soupcon of being a racial remark. It wins.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 13, 2025 02:41 PM (zZu0s)

237 Sounds like ChatGPT is not positioning Michelle Obama for success.

Posted by: Coki at November 13, 2025 02:41 PM (Wkrcf)

238 When's the last time Michelle Obama got laid? How old are her kids?
Posted by: The Vaginal Atrophy Monologues at November 13, 2025 02:39 PM (qUkBO)



Pitching or catching?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

239 Mary Jane... for us oldsters.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 13, 2025 02:41 PM (NwnyJ)

240 She has to be the most insufferable person in American history. No one compares. The privilege, the victim hood, the you have no clue what its like being me ... its truly amazing how she blends it all together.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 13, 2025 02:41 PM (sX1BW)

241 I was struggling with my post above in Italian because lowly shelf hanger didn’t translate well, especially in dialect.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2025 02:41 PM (vcUqm)

242 Michelle Obama: "Black female beauty is so powerful, we are owed respect"

Preach it, Sister!

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at November 13, 2025 02:41 PM (u/66v)

243
"There's a lot of chatter about "Toxic male influencers" talking up men and telling their listeners they're "kings" and they deserve the best women. Okay, fine, criticize that if you will. Maybe it's silly."

Its been going on for eons.

If you dont walk in thinking you got the biggest. You ain't leaving with the prettiest.

May be true. May not be true. Its all in the attitude.

See: Mike Damone

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 13, 2025 02:42 PM (FxH7T)

244 Back to the Boomer wars I see.

https://tinyurl.com/fh493hrw

Posted by: Easy the Elder at November 13, 2025 02:42 PM (8I4hW)

245 Simple concept. If you have to DEMAND Respect, then you have not EARNED Respect.

I do NOT owe you respect. Period.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 13, 2025 02:42 PM (mP0Kj)

246 Michelle Obama: "Black female beauty is so powerful, we are owed respect"


Respect is EARNED, not owed because of the color of your f*cking skin, you insignificant communist twat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

247 This spicy meatball does not like glitter.

https://tinyurl.com/56m63zhv

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 13, 2025 02:42 PM (abIsI)

248 >>>Second BBC stealth edit of DJT's Jan.6 speech discovered.

coming up
Posted by: ace at November 13, 2025 02:35 PM (1wjle)


Get 'em Ace!

Posted by: mrp at November 13, 2025 02:42 PM (rj6Yv)

249 Are you not familiar with G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS)?
Posted by: logprof
-----
I dunno. With girls, sometimes slimy is nice.

Posted by: buddhaha at November 13, 2025 02:42 PM (V+y+Q)

250 I don't think I have ever met anyone less self-aware than L'il Michelle. Nobody has the guts to tell her she is a fashion disaster, she walks like a fishwife, she speaks with such a tongue-thrust that she almost lisps, and she is so ungrateful for the many, many benefits she has without earning a single one that she offends anyone with the slightest amount of common sense.

My dad would have said to her, "Act like you've been there before."

And also, "Quit yer bitchin'."

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 13, 2025 02:42 PM (yKmBH)

251 218 So, what is the consensus here . Is Michelle Obama transgender or not?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2025 02:31 PM

I'm not checking.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 13, 2025 02:38 PM (jc0TO)

Tanned, rested and ready.

Posted by: Mick "Crocodile" Dundee at November 13, 2025 02:43 PM (N39Ws)

252 Michelle Obama: The black face of narcissistic behavior disorder...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 13, 2025 02:43 PM (nbLIj)

253 That AI video has the same problem as the Babylon Bee: reality has already leaped past last year's satire.

Posted by: Cray Cray at November 13, 2025 02:43 PM (Zfkaw)

254 218 So, what is the consensus here . Is Michelle Obama transgender or not?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2025 02:31 PM

I'm not checking.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 13, 2025 02:38 PM (jc0TO)

I thought you knew!

Posted by: The Crying Game at November 13, 2025 02:43 PM (N39Ws)

255 "If you gotta go around tellin' everyone that you're the boss...then you ain't the boss."

-Tony Soprano

Posted by: MrUNIVAC at November 13, 2025 02:43 PM (S/j/E)

256 This spicy meatball does not like glitter.

https://tinyurl.com/56m63zhv
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 13, 2025 02:42 PM (abIsI)



She kinda looks like that one dude from Saved by the Bell.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

257 It's interesting how there is a noticeable change in her demeanor from her podcast, where she also complains nonstop about everything. But now she has her "glamsquad" back, (that thing she claims to hate) and people are fawning over her at at least 2012-ish levels, so she's got a bit of spring in her step.
Still nonstop complaints, but with relaxed hair.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 13, 2025 02:43 PM (33LJY)

258 220 I wish Kevin Samuels was still alive to comment on this.

White women left and some on the right are of this mindset. Just take out the word "black". Describes a lot of them.
Posted by: JROD at November 13, 2025 02:38 PM (IlL6s)

Noticing this and warning other men about it makes you weak and gay, apparently.

Posted by: Accepting getting treated like shit is SUPER MANLY at November 13, 2025 02:43 PM (TbWk/)

259 I actually took the time , years ago, to read Big Mike's senior thesis. It was on line somewhere.
It didn't lead to respect, in fact I thought she was brain damaged. Good job Princeton

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 13, 2025 02:43 PM (bfwj/)

260 >>>See: Mike Damone

I know the Tao of Damone, but I don't remember him explicitly self-bragging. He conveys his Alpha-ness through attitude and suggestion.

Like "Isn't this place great?" seems to be compliment about the German restaurant he's brought you to but it's a disguised brag about his own elevated taste.

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2025 02:44 PM (1wjle)

261 You'd think by now someone who actually cares for Michelle would pull her aside and tell her non-stop self pity from one of the richest, most entitled and least accomplished people on the planet is not a good look.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2025 02:44 PM (viF8m)

262 Sorry. I don't "owe" anyone anything.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 13, 2025 02:44 PM (FkmEP)

263 Like "Isn't this place great?" seems to be compliment about the German restaurant he's brought you to but it's a disguised brag about his own elevated taste.
Posted by: ace at November 13, 2025 02:44 PM (1wjle)



As Led Zepplin IV plays in the background.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

264 Golden Corral 4



I thought it was unlimited trips to the buffet

Posted by: Miklos seems to recall that Golden Corral is in bankruptcy at November 13, 2025 02:45 PM (u+AWT)

265 >>>253 That AI video has the same problem as the Babylon Bee: reality has already leaped past last year's satire.

is it fake? Dang, I just keep getting punked.

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2025 02:45 PM (1wjle)

266 >>> Moota. Muggle. Gallowgrass. Neckweed.
Posted by: gp at November 13, 2025 02:32 PM (7imtn)

=====

Sounds like something from "The Gentlemen".

Posted by: Turn 2 at November 13, 2025 02:45 PM (CyFyf)

267 >>>As Led Zepplin IV plays in the background.

well either Led Zepplin IV or Physical Graffiti. Reports vary. It gets complicated.

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2025 02:45 PM (1wjle)

268 256 This spicy meatball does not like glitter.

https://tinyurl.com/56m63zhv
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 13, 2025 02:42 PM (abIsI)


She kinda looks like that one dude from Saved by the Bell.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


You should see what she can do with a cannoli.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 13, 2025 02:45 PM (abIsI)

269 It's literally like they look in the mirror and think "omg I look terrible, I must change everything!" This is not the mark of a demographic who thinks they're beautiful.
Posted by: Elric
+++
Black men don't seem to be that impressed with the beauty of black women. By far the majority of interracial couples I see are black men with white women.
And many of the white women are fat, hideous, and disgusting.
But they have white skin. So, more attractive than black women.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at November 13, 2025 02:45 PM (Lo97M)

270 >>>Michelle Obama: "Black female beauty is so powerful, we are owed respect"

"we". Yeah, right.

I heard that the name of Ugg boots was inspired by Michelle Obama.

Posted by: No Name Today at November 13, 2025 02:46 PM (8mulE)

271 The word insufferable comes to mind when I see her face or hear her voice.


She hasn’t earned my respect and I owe her nothing but contempt.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 13, 2025 02:46 PM (7k4rc)

272 Second BBC stealth edit of DJT's Jan.6 speech discovered.

coming up
Posted by: ace at November 13, 2025 02:35 PM (1wjle)

Yet the Brits still feel justified in withholding "intelligence" from the USA. As soon as you find someone intelligent over there, then maybe i'll give a f***.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 13, 2025 02:46 PM (N39Ws)

273 Offering my prayers to Senator Fetterman. Get well, dude.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2025 02:46 PM (vcUqm)

274 Here is a pic plus post about Sydney Sweeny.
Her Heavenly girls are in full focus..
gulp is it hot in here?
https://tinyurl.com/yxkh33am

Oh really Michelle I figure black wimenz owe me mucho dinero just for listening to your bullshit

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at November 13, 2025 02:46 PM (VPPG8)

275
It didn't lead to respect, in fact I thought she was brain damaged. Good job Princeton
Posted by: Smell the Glove


The brain-damaged impression that it left you was bo doubt why it was removed from access by we lesser mortals.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge?h hil at November 13, 2025 02:46 PM (xG4kz)

276 Never, in the history of mankind, have so many, been praised, for doing so little.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 13, 2025 02:46 PM (gDhA9)

277 202 132 I think the funniest thing is she wrote a book about how fashionable she was as FLOTUS .. I think we all remember her boob belts
Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2025 02:19 PM (VE6XX)

She was the John Fetterman of First Ladies.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 13, 2025 02:36 PM (Sco7b)

Boob belts, wearing cardigans backwards, hideous colors not going together and ginormous feets.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 13, 2025 02:46 PM (MAl//)

278
is it fake? Dang, I just keep getting punked.
Posted by: ace at November 13, 2025 02:45 PM (1wjle)



Nah, man. That shit's real. AI just can't seem to get the jiggling jowls right. Her jowls jiggle quite effectively.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

279 i try to avoid black woman like Big Mike as much as I can in my professional and private life.

I ain't got no times for dat.

Posted by: Fatigued at November 13, 2025 02:47 PM (iISCR)

280 Oh, btw---

THANK YOU, ACE! For putting that vid *below the fold*!

Posted by: JQ at November 13, 2025 02:47 PM (rdVOm)

281 Snowing again. At least it warmed up a bit. Low was 2 degrees, high looks like about 14 today. Awfully cold for November. This is more like February.

The dogs love it.

Our porch squirrel is fluffed up like somebody should rub him down with a dryer sheet.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 13, 2025 02:47 PM (yKmBH)

282 No time to comment on this thread, gotta catch the G6- there’s an aged Brie with my name on it in Paris that just won’t wait.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 13, 2025 02:47 PM (hlNLQ)

283 >>Boob belts, wearing cardigans backwards, hideous colors not going together and ginormous feets.


The picture of her walking up the stairs next to Carla Bruni says it ALL.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2025 02:47 PM (rO4EG)

284 Michele is just pissed that Trump plowed over her vegetable garden. That’s her big contribution to the White House. Lol.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2025 02:47 PM (vcUqm)

285 On the other hand, I don't need every Golden Corral 4 going on Tik-Tok proclaiming she's a ten and deserves to be treated like a Queen. )

My Fav lately was the severely obese Black Female Raper, who called for an Uber, and she was refused service because she would not fit in the damn car.... NO WAY she could wear a seatbelt, and in Calif the Driver can get a ticket if a passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

She sued, and they settled out of Court, which was ... DUMB.

But she DEMANDED Respect, and insists her Whale like Blubber, is BE UTE IF FULL!!!! and you better say so you Racist Cracker!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 13, 2025 02:47 PM (mP0Kj)

286 227 Black women's beauty is so powerful and unique ? WTF does that even mean ?
___

Translation:

"Powerful" = large, muscular.
"Unique" = not like the other, attractive ladies.

Posted by: True Dat at November 13, 2025 02:48 PM (qUkBO)

287 Hey tcn. : )

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 13, 2025 02:48 PM (22p5n)

288 "There's a lot of chatter about "Toxic male influencers" talking up men and telling their listeners they're "kings" and they deserve the best women. Okay, fine, criticize that if you will. Maybe it's silly."

Yea, it's silly, but it works. Not the toxic part, but men with confidence have the edge in the dating game. Women respond to confidence. So there's nothing wrong with telling men to be confident in approaching women.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 13, 2025 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

289 Why the hell can't Fetterman wear a suit? I mean, does he think he's Zelenskyy? Show some f*cking respect for the position you hold and where you work in DC, you f*cking pig.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

290 When's the last time Michelle Obama got laid? How old are her kids?
Posted by: The Vaginal Atrophy Monologues

The kids were via the turkey baster method.

Posted by: Miklos, not a joke 9I mean the comment, not me) at November 13, 2025 02:49 PM (u+AWT)

291 And unrelated. Babylon Bee takes a swipe at Jeffries and Schumer and the end of the shutdown:

https://tinyurl.com/yz3mt6b8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2025 02:49 PM (ix8EF)

292 284 Michele is just pissed that Trump plowed over her vegetable garden. That’s her big contribution to the White House. Lol.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2025 02:47 PM (vcUqm)

that would be the Veggy garden where they can't eat the food, because the Soil is so toxic?

But instead of fixing the problem? The optics were more important.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 13, 2025 02:49 PM (mP0Kj)

293 After PDT left the Whie House, Michelle was on a late night show, Colbert, I think, and the conversation focused upon trashing PDT. That wasn’t nasty enough for Michelle; she made sure to include Melania in order to spit out a smirky: Bye, Felicia! Michelle is ugly. Very ugly.

Posted by: EveR at November 13, 2025 02:49 PM (GMel5)

294 But it's so much fun when she flings poo

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 13, 2025 02:49 PM (HTa/G)

295 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

How's Mrs. Sponge ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2025 02:49 PM (VE6XX)

296 I actually took the time , years ago, to read Big Mike's senior thesis. It was on line somewhere.
It didn't lead to respect, in fact I thought she was brain damaged. Good job Princeton
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 13, 2025 02:43 PM (bfwj/)

It was garbage. Middle-school "D" work at best. Something a retarded star football player would have gotten an "A" on so he could be allowed to keep playing.

Posted by: Like I said, easy mode at November 13, 2025 02:50 PM (TbWk/)

297 is it fake? Dang, I just keep getting punked.
Posted by: ace at November 13, 2025 02:45 PM (1wjle)


Don't know as a fact if it is AI, but this seems like a Dan Rather "Fake but accurate" video.

Posted by: Cray Cray at November 13, 2025 02:50 PM (Zfkaw)

298 >> But instead of fixing the problem? The optics were more important.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 13, 2025 02:49 PM (mP0Kj)


Yeah, that and the crappy school lunches that kids were throwing in the garbage. Hell of a legacy.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2025 02:50 PM (vcUqm)

299 289 Why the hell can't Fetterman wear a suit? I mean, does he think he's Zelenskyy? Show some f*cking respect for the position you hold and where you work in DC, you f*cking pig.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

It's a trademark type of thing now... he is playing a Role, and knows it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 13, 2025 02:50 PM (mP0Kj)

300 Obviously, there are hot black chicks, just as there are hot white chicks, and hot Hispanic chicks, and hot Asian chicks, and hot Indian chicks -- even hot Arab chicks.

Hotness is race-independent. Every male's Corpus Cavernosa knows that, on a spinal-cord level of pre-consciousness.

However, Michelle Obama is: 1. Not hot, 2. Not a chick. So she's doubly disqualified.

And hotness does not earn someone the status of being "owed" something, unless you count being owed a jolly roll in the hay.

And it certainly doesn't make one race of hot chicks more "owed" than another race of hot chicks.

Do we all "owe" Sydney Sweeney something because she's hot too? Apparently not. Because she's "white," so says the Left.

Posted by: zombie at November 13, 2025 02:50 PM (oraVG)

301 Jody Watley. Appalonia, Whitney Houston, Sheila E, Sade.

That's it, that's all the comment I am willing to give on this subject.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 13, 2025 02:50 PM (mYoLP)

302 How's Mrs. Sponge ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2025 02:49 PM (VE6XX)



She's doing well. Woke up mid morning and has been up and moving around since. Switched to ibuprofen from the hydrocodone after only 2 doses.

She's one tough broad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

303 Second BBC stealth edit of DJT's Jan.6 speech discovered.

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TWO BILLLION DOLLARS !

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2025 02:51 PM (g47mK)

304 You know -- like JackStraw, always hinting about his Golden-Keeled Yacht and the Grateful Dead Parties he hosts beyond the three-mile limit in international waters, where they pass out Cucumber Sandwiches, Caviar Toast, and "Jazz Cigarettes" -- marihuana "reefers," for the innocent among you.

---------------

You left out that his scarf was apricot ...

/Didn't Carly Simon write "You're So Vain" about JackStraw during a total eclipse of The Sun in Nova Scotia?

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 13, 2025 02:51 PM (Uzd3U)

305 She's doing well. Woke up mid morning and has been up and moving around since. Switched to ibuprofen from the hydrocodone after only 2 doses.

She's one tough broad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

Glad to hear

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2025 02:51 PM (VE6XX)

306 And Babylon Bee gives its take on Michelle Obama as well:

https://tinyurl.com/bdz27fh2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2025 02:52 PM (ix8EF)

307
Glad to hear
Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2025 02:51 PM (VE6XX)



Thank you for asking.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

308 Yea, it's silly, but it works. Not the toxic part, but men with confidence have the edge in the dating game. Women respond to confidence. So there's nothing wrong with telling men to be confident in approaching women.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 13, 2025 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

Being a nice deferential doormat isn't a successful dating strategy, no matter how many men have been programmed since grade school to believe this.

Posted by: Just simp harder and you'll get a girlfriend! at November 13, 2025 02:52 PM (TbWk/)

309 So glad she's up and about, Sponge.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 13, 2025 02:52 PM (22p5n)

310 >>>Yea, it's silly, but it works. Not the toxic part, but men with confidence have the edge in the dating game. Women respond to confidence. So there's nothing wrong with telling men to be confident in approaching women.

not at all, I just question making the subtext the text. Yes, act like you're hot stuff, but don't say "I'm hot stuff."

Also the male influencers in this game are also telling men to take specific steps, like "lose weight," "lift weights," "put together a half-way decent wardrobe." "Lookmaxxing."

The women saying this crap aren't talking about any self-improvement. They're just saying "I'm a ten the way I am."

Again, I don't even mind thinking that you're hot stuff, I kinda just don't want to hear people bragging about themselves, especially when the boasts are preposterous.

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2025 02:52 PM (1wjle)

311 261 You'd think by now someone who actually cares for Michelle would pull her aside and tell her non-stop self pity from one of the richest, most entitled and least accomplished people on the planet is not a good look.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2025 02:44 PM (viF8m)

The other day I saw a brief few seconds of her whining act while she was Foist "Lady." She? said that even with hairdressers, make up artists and stylists it was a chore to appear in public. I dare say. Plus, she can't dress her gigantic frame "off the rack." Pity. It seems pretty easy to me to roll out of bed and have all this done for you, beech on wheels! I have my make up prep down to minutes as there is very little to improve this canvas. My long hair is easy (flips it as I talk to her). I wear what I want.

If I wash my hair and set it on gigantic hot rollers all of this takes about 45min to an hour, Depending on if I apply my make up in the car, asking my King to please warn me about bumps in the road as I apply mascara.

On top of being ugly she's insane! So she fits right in with her rapid wommens.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 13, 2025 02:52 PM (MAl//)

312 287 Hey tcn. : )
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 13, 2025 02:48 PM (22p5n)

Hey, darlin'.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 13, 2025 02:52 PM (yKmBH)

313 Switched to ibuprofen from the hydrocodone after only 2 doses.

Send me the rest!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 13, 2025 02:52 PM (HTa/G)

314 MSNBC video is AI.
It has the watermark.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 13, 2025 02:52 PM (F2Ar1)

315 Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 13, 2025 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

It works because women can't tell the difference between being confident and just being an arrogant dick.

Men can't resist crazy women and women can't resist guys who treat them bad. .

Posted by: the way I see it at November 13, 2025 02:53 PM (EYmYM)

316 Heh....The Bee is funny:


Christian Living · Nov 12, 2025 · 52
Aw Crap: You’re In Line To Give An Account Of Your Life To God Right After Tim Tebow

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

317 You aren't owed anything, sweetcheeks.
You haven't worked hard enough to earn anything, either.
Just maybe, if you shut your yap about yourself and went out to do some good, un-praised, you might amount to something in the eternal valuation.

Posted by: GWB at November 13, 2025 02:53 PM (8XEIp)

318 You know, if you have gas on and on about your unique and powerful beauty and how everybody has to pay homage to your powerful and unique beauty, then-

Then darlin' you are in no objective way beautiful.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 13, 2025 02:53 PM (ryTA0)

319 301 Jody Watley. Appalonia, Whitney Houston, Sheila E, Sade.

That's it, that's all the comment I am willing to give on this subject.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 13, 2025 02:50 PM (mYoLP)

Tyra Banks. Stacey Dash.

Posted by: Hawt and hawt at November 13, 2025 02:53 PM (TbWk/)

320 I am pretty awesome, and I don't care who knows it. False modesty is just bearing false witness against oneself, and, like Big George, I cannot tell a lie. I'm even more awesome than Michelle Obama, though, in fairness, I will acknowledge that her dance on Ellen does suggest that she has a larger penis than me. We must all keep a stiff upper lip in the face of such disappointments.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 13, 2025 02:53 PM (nLy2O)

321 So glad she's up and about, Sponge.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 13, 2025 02:52 PM (22p5n)



Thank you. Me too.

Keeps me from having to continually tell her dad to NOT go into her room to wake her up and ask if she's ok.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

322 That woman who claims she is so informed in the last video, she reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v-33jcEDk4

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 13, 2025 02:54 PM (22p5n)

323 >>If I wash my hair and set it on gigantic hot rollers all of this takes about 45min to an hour, Depending on if I apply my make up in the car, asking my King to please warn me about bumps in the road as I apply mascara.


Well, if Michele washes her hair she has to; chase down a horse, cut off its tail, fashion it into a wig and ONLY THEN can she begin to wash it.

Racist.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2025 02:54 PM (rO4EG)

324 i forgot to add this but if you click on Amazon Prime, you see an ad that auto-plays from Wings and Things 7 Ilsa Schlesinger. The part of her "comedy special" they show is her asserting that the "algorithm" is rigged to make women doubt that they're Natural 10s so that they accept relationships with low-value men.

It's just another "We're all 10s, Queens!" bit of obnoxiously low-class leftwing female group self-affirmation.

This is everywhere. They just never stop.

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2025 02:54 PM (1wjle)

325 She's doing well. Woke up mid morning and has been up and moving around since. Switched to ibuprofen from the hydrocodone after only 2 doses.

She's one tough broad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

Do please send her my and DH's love.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 13, 2025 02:54 PM (yKmBH)

326 It was garbage. Middle-school "D" work at best. Something a retarded star football player would have gotten an "A" on so he could be allowed to keep playing.
Posted by: Like I said, easy mode at November 13, 2025 02:50 PM

I found it brilliant, insightful, and well researched.

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at November 13, 2025 02:54 PM (jo6FO)

327
[0] Days Since Big Mike Has Been Happy

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 13, 2025 02:54 PM (tgvbd)

328
Tyra Banks. Stacey Dash.
Posted by: Hawt and hawt at November 13, 2025 02:53 PM (TbWk/)



Vanessa Williams

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

329 Yea, it's silly, but it works. Not the toxic part, but men with confidence have the edge in the dating game. Women respond to confidence. So there's nothing wrong with telling men to be confident in approaching women.

not at all, I just question making the subtext the text. Yes, act like you're hot stuff, but don't say "I'm hot stuff."

Also the male influencers in this game are also telling men to take specific steps, like "lose weight," "lift weights," "put together a half-way decent wardrobe." "Lookmaxxing."

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2025 02:52 PM (1wjle)
__________

And get a yacht and a $40k bike?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 13, 2025 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

330
Do please send her my and DH's love.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 13, 2025 02:54 PM (yKmBH)



Will do. Thank you!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

331 Cats store their waste internally in anticipation of fresher litter. If you just scoop out the old litter, you're good for 12 hours before needing to do it again. If you pour in fresh litter, an hour later the litter box is already overflowing with crap.

Posted by: gp at November 13, 2025 02:55 PM (7imtn)

332 I remember one guy who was more awesome than anyone, because he told everyone. Then he almost drowned during the 2 mile swim.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2025 02:56 PM (vcUqm)

333 326 It was garbage. Middle-school "D" work at best. Something a retarded star football player would have gotten an "A" on so he could be allowed to keep playing.
Posted by: Like I said, easy mode at November 13, 2025 02:50 PM

I found it brilliant, insightful, and well researched.
Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at November 13, 2025 02:54 PM (jo6FO)


Why, thank you! *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Claudine Gay at November 13, 2025 02:56 PM (PiwSw)

334 You know who I think is more beautiful than Michelle Obama? Harriet Tubman. Because
she was a strong woman of faith who didn't whine:

https://tinyurl.com/yeydf3dj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2025 02:56 PM (ix8EF)

335 A black man who was elected President twice and his pampered black First Lady claim America is systematically racist.

You can't make this shit up

Posted by: the way I see it at November 13, 2025 02:56 PM (EYmYM)

336 Oh, and Pride is not only a Deadly Sin, but it is the first of all sins and leads to all others.

Posted by: GWB at November 13, 2025 02:57 PM (8XEIp)

337 It's just another "We're all 10s, Queens!" bit of obnoxiously low-class leftwing female group self-affirmation.

This is everywhere. They just never stop.
Posted by: ace at November 13, 2025 02:54 PM (1wjle)

See this on the Whatever podcast all the time. Even Gorlock the Destroyer is a self-identified ten.

Posted by: If everyone's a ten, then nobody is at November 13, 2025 02:57 PM (TbWk/)

338
Andrew McCarthy just release that photo he's been teasing. I thought he'd managed to capture a solar flare with an aircraft (para-fan) transiting the sun.

No, it's a skydiver in front of the Sun in H-alpha:
https://is.gd/URZExu

"The Fall of Icarus" he calls it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 13, 2025 02:57 PM (w6EFb)

339 331 Cats store their waste internally in anticipation of fresher litter. If you just scoop out the old litter, you're good for 12 hours before needing to do it again. If you pour in fresh litter, an hour later the litter box is already overflowing with crap.
Posted by: gp

At first I didn't get the connection of this comment to the subject of this post. But upon further reflection, I totally get it now.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 13, 2025 02:57 PM (mYoLP)

340 If Big Mike represents Black Women.....

No wonder the men leave.......

Posted by: Jackson at November 13, 2025 02:57 PM (J9q9v)

341 That seems a little desperate, Frank, but if you want to have a Magnum condom peeking out of the top of your wallet as you pay, that's a different story.

Posted by: Dennis Reynolds at November 13, 2025 02:58 PM (1wjle)

342 So many single mothers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 13, 2025 02:58 PM (JVuEd)

343 This affirmation thing ace speaks of is true- I watched multiple groups of women in a bar the other night proclaim to each other how young and beautiful they were- none were super hot, most were meh, but they acted like it was a supermodel convention.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 13, 2025 02:58 PM (hlNLQ)

344 A black man who was elected President twice and his pampered black First Lady claim America is systematically racist.

You can't make this shit up

Posted by: the way I see it

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It wasn't a unanimous vote

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 13, 2025 02:58 PM (q/4Kc)

345 339 331 Cats store their waste internally in anticipation of fresher litter. If you just scoop out the old litter, you're good for 12 hours before needing to do it again. If you pour in fresh litter, an hour later the litter box is already overflowing with crap.
Posted by: gp

At first I didn't get the connection of this comment to the subject of this post. But upon further reflection, I totally get it now.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 13, 2025 02:57 PM (mYoLP)


That's way existential.. I think..

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2025 02:59 PM (VE6XX)

346 "the connection of this comment to the subject of this post"

Just rando 'after 100' stuff.
I store my waste internally until 100 comes.

Posted by: gp at November 13, 2025 02:59 PM (7imtn)

347 Come to the think of it her thesis which was something like "Princeton blacks and the black community" was not only gibberish but it showed how much she thought if herself being a Princeton grad. Even though it was affirmative action

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 13, 2025 02:59 PM (bfwj/)

348 Tyra Banks. Stacey Dash.
Posted by: Hawt and hawt at November 13, 2025 02:53 PM (TbWk/)

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Husband was on a flight with Tyra Banks at the height of her modeling career. He said she was wearing sweats and no makeup and she was stunning.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 13, 2025 02:59 PM (DRSnL)

349
The difference between Big Mike and some low-rent ghetto Kween is Big Mike went to Princeton.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 13, 2025 03:00 PM (tgvbd)

350 A black man who was elected President twice and his pampered black First Lady claim America is systematically racist.

You can't make this shit up

Posted by: the way I see it

======

It wasn't a unanimous vote
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 13, 2025 02:58 PM


Don't stop clapping.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 13, 2025 03:00 PM (jc0TO)

351 As I was putting out lights, I just came upon a squirrel corpse among the bushes. Had to be my friends' cat Snowflake who hangs here.

So would you rather....?

By the way, wasn't there a time here where it was kind of frowned upon to call Mooch Worf and other names.

We were all so innocent then. We seem to have blown past that.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 13, 2025 03:00 PM (Sco7b)

352
It wasn't a unanimous vote
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 13, 2025 02:58 PM (q/4Kc)

__________

Someone stopped applauding.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 13, 2025 03:00 PM (tgvbd)

353 She is essentially saying she should be worshipped

Posted by: Halfhand at November 13, 2025 03:00 PM (1BSVJ)

354 301 Jody Watley. Appalonia, Whitney Houston, Sheila E, Sade.

That's it, that's all the comment I am willing to give on this subject.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 13, 2025 02:50 PM (mYoLP)

I love Sade, she's so pretty.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 13, 2025 03:01 PM (fGmWu)

355 And get a yacht and a $40k bike?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 13, 2025 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

This is always a trope that has some truth to it but is way overblown. Sure there are the gold diggers but who wants that anyway?

If I look around at guys who are fairly well off, they’re married to normal women.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 13, 2025 03:01 PM (F2Ar1)

356 Hey Jordan!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 13, 2025 03:01 PM (22p5n)

357 325 She's doing well. Woke up mid morning and has been up and moving around since. Switched to ibuprofen from the hydrocodone after only 2 doses.

She's one tough broad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 13, 2025 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

Do please send her my and DH's love.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 13, 2025 02:54 PM (yKmBH)

It's an amazing surgery. Major surgery, however, and she needs to behave.

Women are tough as we give birth. My pain tolerance is high, so if I ever whine my guy pays attention.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 13, 2025 03:01 PM (MAl//)

358 I know the Tao of Damone, but I don't remember him explicitly self-bragging. He conveys his Alpha-ness through attitude and suggestion.

Ace

100% it's all attitude.


Those who can, do.

Those who can't, won't.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 13, 2025 03:01 PM (FxH7T)

359 342 So many single mothers.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 13, 2025 02:58 PM (JVuEd)

And if they're the amazing catches they claim to be...then why are they still single? Why'd their eight baby daddies split?

Posted by: Done with games, ready to settle down with her forever man at November 13, 2025 03:01 PM (TbWk/)

360
"It's a good thing Miles Davis divorced her when he did. He knew she was going to wind up looking like THAT!" This seemed totally unfair to me, for three reasons:



Unfair to her, yes. But I can see Miles taking that attitude, he was one of the biggest gaping assholes in a genre of music overpopulated with gaping assholes, perhaps only exceeded by Charlie Mingus. So fuck Miles as a person, while celebrating his talent.

Thing is, Miles and Mingus are two of my three favorite jazz musicians (along with Coltrane).

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2025 03:01 PM (y9nCu)

361 > "I think the funniest thing is she wrote a book about how fashionable she was as FLOTUS." .. -.Posted by: It's me donna

Can't remember now who said it, (might have been Ace), in referring to one bizarre outfit she had on at a public function, describing the scene as "Michelle Obama, wearing her ceremonial Klingon battle garb."

Posted by: Just reporting at November 13, 2025 03:01 PM (mSFUy)

362 I love Sade, she's so pretty.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 13, 2025 03:01 PM (fGmWu)

She's got a five head but she makes it work. Beautiful.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 13, 2025 03:02 PM (EYmYM)

363 Ace secretly cries out for this one, and HE SHALL NOT BE DENIED!

https://tinyurl.com/4vvc8cwk

Posted by: Yachtless at November 13, 2025 03:02 PM (9iGvM)

364 >>And get a yacht and a $40k bike?


40k is a bit overblown.

You can get a ridiculous mountain bike for around 8k.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2025 03:02 PM (rO4EG)

365
"The Fall of Icarus" he calls it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 13, 2025 02:57 PM (w6EFb)

Such a cool photo.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 13, 2025 03:02 PM (fGmWu)

366 Late. Just read the post. (Sighs).

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 13, 2025 03:02 PM (g8Ew8)

367 You don't care if she stops, drops, flops or shops, your toes are still tappin'!

Posted by: Damone's speech in the heavily edited TNT version at November 13, 2025 03:02 PM (1wjle)

368 Hey SMH!

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 13, 2025 03:02 PM (DRSnL)

369 Jody Watley. Appalonia, Whitney Houston, Sheila E, Sade.

That's it, that's all the comment I am willing to give on this subject.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 13, 2025 02:50 PM (mYoLP)

Tyra Banks. Stacey Dash.
Posted by: Hawt and hawt

Pam Grier

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 13, 2025 03:03 PM (FxH7T)

370 She needs a new race card, her old one is burned up.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at November 13, 2025 03:03 PM (DY7Xb)

371 For someone whose dresses could be found by googling "Sofa Fabric", that's quite a stretch.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 13, 2025 03:03 PM (rdQBa)

372 One’s (and admittedly the hottest) coat fell off the back of her chair- she gestured to it and said to me- “my coat fell.” I said “yep” and she said, “well, get it for me” to which I replied “nope.” She said, “a gentleman would pick it up” and I answered “a lady wouldn’t ask.” Anyway, I’ve got a date with her on Saturday.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 13, 2025 03:03 PM (hlNLQ)

373 Pam Grier
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal
___

When I was little, back in the 70s, I wanted an afro like hers so bad.

Sadly, it was not meant to be.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 13, 2025 03:04 PM (22p5n)

374 In Living Color nailed this over 30 years ago:

https://youtu.be/vogAflT4h18?si=wTRXNg93ZbuDQlSY

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2025 03:04 PM (jo6FO)

375 Now, this is cheap because when she says "as a man" she actually is referring to the man she's talking to, but, whatever, let's have some fun:
---
Well, we know what they made out of Trump's "Dictator for a day" line.

People were "seriously scared!!".

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2025 03:04 PM (Q4cxx)

376 Yes, don't get Miles Davis mad at you. Don't. Do. It.

We desperately need a GOOD movie biopic about that guy. Not the shit one we already got.

Posted by: gp at November 13, 2025 03:04 PM (7imtn)

377 >>Thing is, Miles and Mingus are two of my three favorite jazz musicians (along with Coltrane).


Horace Silver and Art Blakey.

I did get to see Miles twice. Once with the Young All-Stars of Jazz at the New York School and once with BB King at Carnegie Hall.

Got to see Rollins with Jim Hall the night prior to Miles and BB. A much better show.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2025 03:05 PM (rO4EG)

378 Proof that watching 4-5 hours of MSNBC will rot your brain and give you Stage 4 TDS
......

also proof that you don't have a job and will never be married

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2025 03:05 PM (UjdFS)

379 Most Italian Americans I know love to have people think they're associated with "Guidos".

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2025 03:05 PM (0Htd1)

380 373 Pam Grier
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal
___

Vivica A. Fox

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2025 03:05 PM (VE6XX)

381 Jody Watley. Appalonia, Whitney Houston, Sheila E, Sade.

That's it, that's all the comment I am willing to give on this subject.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 13, 2025 02:50 PM (mYoLP)

Tyra Banks. Stacey Dash.
Posted by: Hawt and hawt

Pam Grier
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 13, 2025 03:03 PM (FxH7T)
---
Theresa Graves, in her prime. Yum.

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2025 03:05 PM (Q4cxx)

382 343 This affirmation thing ace speaks of is true- I watched multiple groups of women in a bar the other night proclaim to each other how young and beautiful they were- none were super hot, most were meh, but they acted like it was a supermodel convention.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 13, 2025 02:58 PM (hlNLQ)

____________________________

Cheerleader effect. Individually, none of them are anything special. But, as a group, each can be marginally attractive and deceive the viewer into thinking they are ALL something special because of quantity creating the optical illusion of a blanket quality.


This is right out of my new book: "How Ta Pick up Bitches, and Not Get Stitches."

Posted by: Orson at November 13, 2025 03:06 PM (dIske)

383
Well, if Michele washes her hair she has to; chase down a horse, cut off its tail, fashion it into a wig and ONLY THEN can she begin to wash it.

Racist.
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2025 02:54 PM (rO4EG

*Slaps garrett upside the head

When not wearing wighats, she has bald spots from her braid extensions.

Nothing gets past me. She should have gone full fro after the big White. Maybe Diana Ross major fro. I think her people would like that.

Remember when she wore, somewhere in Italy, barely anything to visit a cathedral? Trash. Pure D trash.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 13, 2025 03:06 PM (MAl//)

384 Mingus had a sense of humor, but keep him away from the guns, please.

Posted by: gp at November 13, 2025 03:07 PM (7imtn)

385 But this is now where "educated," supposedly "sophisticated," middle and upper-middle class leftwing women all are now: Strutting down the street like Guidos in an eye-stinging cloud of Drakkar Noir with a garish gold "#1 SEX MACHINE" medallion and, ironically enough, wearing "NO FAT CHICKS" sleeveless T's.

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I'm also envisioning them strutting like Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder in Stir Crazy while repeatedly shouting "I'm BAD, UH-HUH! I'M BAD!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 13, 2025 03:07 PM (lh/Z+)

386 371 For someone whose dresses could be found by googling "Sofa Fabric", that's quite a stretch.
Posted by: DBCooper at November 13, 2025 03:03 PM (rdQBa)


Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Fashion Maven at November 13, 2025 03:07 PM (PiwSw)

387 Kelly Rowland. >>>>> Beyonce

Posted by: the way I see it at November 13, 2025 03:07 PM (EYmYM)

388
We desperately need a GOOD movie biopic about that guy. Not the shit one we already got.
Posted by: gp at November 13, 2025 03:04 PM (7imtn)

________

You mean a true one? Because it sounds to me that the guy was, personally, a total monster.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 13, 2025 03:07 PM (tgvbd)

389 Nice... DOJ files Lawsuit about Prop 50 in Calif. Others have tried, but can't even get a hearing.

Years ago Calif passed a Constitutional Amendment saying redistricting will be done via an appointed Committee. Prop 50 was written to just ignore that Amendment, not actually change it. It says for 6 years we won't use the Committee, but after that we use it again.

US Constitution guarantees a Republican Form of Government... so... key question?

Can you VOTE to ignore your own Constitution?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 13, 2025 03:08 PM (mP0Kj)

390 Also, I find that singing “Community Property” by Steel Panther after the invariable group drunk chick rendition of “Before He Cheats” by Carrie Underwood is a great conversation starter on karaoke night. Also only lightly less subtle than “I’ll be there for you” by Bob Jovi and easier to sing.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 13, 2025 03:08 PM (hlNLQ)

391 That's *always* been Iliza Schelsinger's act. She's a hot chick who makes a bombastic show about being the "hot chick" but in reality she's just a gross dumb girl who does gross dumb girl things, so it's ok and none of it matters and we're all just gross dumb people trying to share a planet.

I think she single handedly injected the phrase "Goblin Mode" into the lexicon.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2025 03:08 PM (JwNbV)

392 "You mean a true one?"

Yes, an absolutely true biopic is the only good one I can imagine.

Posted by: gp at November 13, 2025 03:08 PM (7imtn)

393
Got to see Rollins with Jim Hall the night prior to Miles and BB. A much better show.
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2025 03:05 PM (rO4EG)



I believe it. Miles burned out by the early 80s, once he started dressing like he was auditioning for a Commodores tribute band at the Des Moines Holiday Inn.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2025 03:09 PM (y9nCu)

394 I see Democrat Party of Peace attacked Alina Habba. She’s thankfully ok and needs better security.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2025 03:09 PM (vcUqm)

395 I think she wants you to bow down and back away if you ever run across her in one of the very high expense shops

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2025 03:09 PM (+qU29)

396 they stop playing the game and sometimes vote for Bernie or the Warlord of NYC
Posted by: Kindltot


Because nothing says "solving a problem" like voting to crank it up to 11.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 13, 2025 03:09 PM (a+4eV)

397 >>> Also, I find that singing “Community Property” by Steel Panther after the invariable group drunk chick rendition of “Before He Cheats” by Carrie Underwood is a great conversation starter

heh.

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2025 03:09 PM (1wjle)

398 Jody Watley. Appalonia, Whitney Houston, Sheila E, Sade.

That's it, that's all the comment I am willing to give on this subject.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 13, 2025 02:50 PM (mYoLP)

Tyra Banks. Stacey Dash.
Posted by: Hawt and hawt

Pam Grier
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 13, 2025 03:03 PM (FxH7T)
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Theresa Graves, in her prime. Yum.
Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2025 03:05 PM (Q4cxx)
_____________

"Bitch, please"

-- Nefertiti

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 13, 2025 03:09 PM (iFTx/)

399 I'd actually say that most days, I see a stunning black lady who my eyes would follow.

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2025 03:10 PM (Q4cxx)

400 Is this a thing? Because this looks like a thing.

🚨 BREAKING: Disgraced Rep. Eric Swalwell has been referred to the DOJ for potential CRIMINAL CHARGES after evidence of mortgage fraud was found by FHFA Chair Bill Pulte, per NBC

Swalwell not only committed mortgage fraud — he deemed himself INELIGIBLE to be a member of Congress, as he declared his DC residence his primary residence.

No public record searches show a home owned or leased by Swalwell in California.

Members of Congress are required under Article I, Section 2 of the U.S. Constitution to be “inhabitants” of the state they represent at the time of their election

Swalwell was not and IS not an inhabitant of California, it seems.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 13, 2025 03:10 PM (FkmEP)

401 "Miles burned out by the early 80s, once he started dressing like he was auditioning for a Commodores tribute band at the Des Moines Holiday Inn."

I've grown accustomed to his fusion stuff.

Posted by: gp at November 13, 2025 03:10 PM (7imtn)

402 "Beauty is So Powerful and So Unique" That It "Demands Respect" and Is "Worthy of a Conversation of Who We Are and What We Are Owed"

Is Saturday Night Live still on. If so, I'm sure Big Mike will be mocked for that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2025 03:10 PM (0Htd1)

403 a subtle joke from Steel Panther (not known for subtlety) is their variation on the standard "Tonight we're gonna rock like mountains" song, except the song is about "Tomorrow Night."

And they just keep singing about what an absolute rager the party Tomorrow Night is going to be, but then add, "Tonight, I'm just gonna jerk off."

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2025 03:12 PM (1wjle)

404 In my county, the black men don't even want the black women, but instead go after whites, for whom in many cases end up a " pump and dump."

The resulting (bastard) offspring are kept until they become endangered or unmanageable, and then are put into "the system," an entire industry here.

Ask me how I know.

On the other hand, maybe don't.

Posted by: ju at November 13, 2025 03:12 PM (EgpoY)

405 "Is Saturday Night Live still on."

Yes, but there's no unfired cast left.

Posted by: gp at November 13, 2025 03:12 PM (7imtn)

406 If Michelle is XX, then while I'd say she can make herself attractive, at times.

I'd never use the word "beauty" about her. Unless as a relative scale of "beauty". Definitely not a special beauty that is "owed respect".

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2025 03:12 PM (Q4cxx)

407 Yikes.. The DOW down 700 and Nasdaq down 500

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2025 03:12 PM (VE6XX)

408 I'm not a Trumpet fan. My preferred jazz is sax based.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 13, 2025 03:12 PM (EYmYM)

409 >>"Miles burned out by the early 80s, once he started dressing like he was auditioning for a Commodores tribute band at the Des Moines Holiday Inn."


That nails his wardrobe for sure.

The walk-on he did with the Young All-Stars was fantastic. But he only played 2 songs with them and walked out of the auditorium.
Never said a word to anyone.
It was cool to see Roy Hargrove, Terrance Blanchard, Branford Marsalis, Christian McBride, Marcus Roberts and the others get to play with him, though.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2025 03:13 PM (rO4EG)

410 The makeup on MSDNC lady looks like she's trying to channel Pris from Bladerunner if she got married and let herself go.

Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at November 13, 2025 03:14 PM (AlQxW)

411 "ikes.. The DOW down 700 and Nasdaq down 500"

1.6% and 2.4%. Meh. Bring on the 9% daily swings we had in 2008. Biggest buying opportunity evah!

Posted by: gp at November 13, 2025 03:14 PM (7imtn)

412 Thing is, Miles and Mingus are two of my three favorite jazz musicians.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Mingus is (or was) a hideous racist.

After a long career of playing with white musicians, in the '70s he started spewing the mot toxic anti-white racist insults that he forever discredited his previous career. At least in my opinion.

Posted by: zombie at November 13, 2025 03:14 PM (oraVG)

413 nood

Posted by: gp at November 13, 2025 03:15 PM (7imtn)

414 Yikes.. The DOW down 700 and Nasdaq down 500

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2025 03:12 PM (VE6XX)

I needed some buying opportunities. Sorry.

- Moo Moo, probably.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 13, 2025 03:15 PM (i24o9)

415 411 "ikes.. The DOW down 700 and Nasdaq down 500"

1.6% and 2.4%. Meh. Bring on the 9% daily swings we had in 2008. Biggest buying opportunity evah!
Posted by: gp at November 13, 2025 03:14 PM (7imtn)

Shit yeah. This market is too damn tight.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2025 03:15 PM (JwNbV)

416 411 "ikes.. The DOW down 700 and Nasdaq down 500"

1.6% and 2.4%. Meh. Bring on the 9% daily swings we had in 2008. Biggest buying opportunity evah!
Posted by: gp at November 13, 2025 03:14 PM (7imtn)

Businesses be like... damn, Government Inspectors are back on the job... shit.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 13, 2025 03:15 PM (mP0Kj)

417 NOOD BBC

Posted by: Turn 2 at November 13, 2025 03:16 PM (CyFyf)

418 I think Sage Steele is pretty, although she'd (to her credit) protest that she's biracial, not black.

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2025 03:16 PM (jo6FO)

419 415 Way overvalued now to commit new cash.

Posted by: gp at November 13, 2025 03:16 PM (7imtn)

420 I don't remember ever seeing a picture of either of the Obama daughters smiling.

Shame on their egos getting in the way of their parenting.

Posted by: Wenda at November 13, 2025 03:17 PM (qQnsV)

421 ewetoob is relentless in its quest to prove that one is a bot

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 13, 2025 03:17 PM (VX4XC)

422 My favorite jazz musicians:

Piano -- Dodo Marmarosa, Erroll Garner
Guitar _ Tal Farlow, Slim Gaillard
Vibes — Cal Tjader, Lionel Hampton

Posted by: zombie at November 13, 2025 03:17 PM (oraVG)

423 I don’t know this for sure, but I’m near 100% that Community Property is an intentional parody of I’ll be there for you. I base this on an interview I saw with Satchel saying they listened to an over the top treacly bullshit song and wanted to do it one better. and the lyrics “I would give you the stars in the sky, but they’re too far away” vs “I’d steal the sun from the sky for you.” I’ve always loved the campiness of I’ll be there for you- stupid chicks eat it up, and it’s literally the musical version of the Carrie Fisher tunnel scene in Blues Brothers.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 13, 2025 03:18 PM (hlNLQ)

424 nood has already changed to nood+1!
I saw it happen with my own eyes!

Posted by: gp at November 13, 2025 03:18 PM (7imtn)

425
I see a lot of the inch-long fake eyelashes as the required beauty standard accessory for black women.

Mike got more than an inch, and it ain't fake.

Posted by: Auspex at November 13, 2025 03:19 PM (Y8DZL)

426 Love Tal.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2025 03:19 PM (rO4EG)

427 "inch-long fake eyelashes"

Sometimes it works, sometimes not.

The three-inch fingernails never work.
Sorry, ladies.

Posted by: gp at November 13, 2025 03:20 PM (7imtn)

428 A Golden Corral FDour is pretty high Looks inflation.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 13, 2025 03:21 PM (xvV+O)

429 322 That woman who claims she is so informed in the last video, she reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v-33jcEDk4

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 13, 2025 02:54 PM (22p5n)

The similarity between the running man snippet and that MSDNC woman was frightening!

How are you doing, dear lady?!

Posted by: moki at November 13, 2025 03:21 PM (wLjpr)

430
Members of Congress are required under Article I, Section 2 of the U.S. Constitution to be “inhabitants” of the state they represent at the time of their election

Swalwell was not and IS not an inhabitant of California, it seems.
Posted by: rickb223

===============

So what's the remedy? Kick him out of Congress, require him to get a house within 30 days, or go full Bondi on him?

(guess what I mean by "full Bondi")

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 13, 2025 03:23 PM (I3KId)

431 I don’t blame Barry Choom Squad for going gay after being tied to this shrieking harpy

Posted by: Sympathy for the Debil at November 13, 2025 03:26 PM (FxINA)

432 "full Bondi"

Full Bondo: caulk the guy into the state he belongs.

Posted by: gp at November 13, 2025 03:26 PM (7imtn)

433 If I look around at guys who are fairly well off, they’re married to normal women.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 13, 2025 03:01 PM (F2Ar1)

They're normal until they start commenting on tic tok. All bets are off then.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 13, 2025 03:32 PM (g8Ew8)

434 "normal women."

A what-what you say? Howzat again?

Posted by: gp at November 13, 2025 03:34 PM (7imtn)

435 Tell me the orange-haired black mascaraed eyes women was a paid actress. Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 13, 2025 03:38 PM (F7P5/)

436 Can you imagine if Melania Trump talked about how powerful the beauty of white females were.

Posted by: James at November 13, 2025 03:59 PM (NmPE2)

437 I'm telling you, I get no respect. And now I know why – Mooch stole all my respect!

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at November 13, 2025 04:04 PM (0Aoc4)

438 sounds precisely like what a male tranny would say

Posted by: Spartacus Booker at November 13, 2025 04:09 PM (W+TLY)

439 I saw Ilisa Shlesinger's special and she is actually really funny and quick witted. There were only a few things that might make you roll your eyes a bit but all-in-all she is pretty evenhanded in going after men and women.

And if we are naming the hottest black women I have to go with:

Lisa Bonet
Stacey Dash
Nathalie Emmanuel
Paula Patton
Thandiwe Newton
Jennifer Beales
Meghan Markle (giving the devil her due)

Posted by: Thatch at November 13, 2025 04:11 PM (4WVkB)

440 Mitch only deserves respect for her ability to guard and defend King ’Big Game’ James in the paint.

The LeBron flop will never be surpassed .

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 13, 2025 04:15 PM (Cjet/)

441 Today's leftist female: Never ashamed and always offended.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at November 13, 2025 04:31 PM (JRxXy)

442 Jody Watley. Appalonia, Whitney Houston, Sheila E, Sade.
That's it, that's all the comment I am willing to give on this subject.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Harris Faulkner. But her husband is white, so maybe she doesn't count.

Posted by: buddhaha at November 13, 2025 04:38 PM (V+y+Q)

443 People of real beauty, intellect, wisdom, etc. don't need to telegraph these attributes - they live their lives and let the best of them shine and strive to make the least of their talents better. They take accountability when wrong and blame no one else when things in their life don't work out. They help others to be the best that they can be and aspire to be good examples of good human beings. Simple as that. This goes for the guy shining shoes on the corner to the CEO of a company and everyone in between. If wealth happens to come as a by product of their work, they don't feel a need to flaunt that either, but yet use that to enrich the lives of others and the world around them.

That’s Crazy Talk!!

Posted by: Common Tater at November 13, 2025 04:57 PM (PbQyP)

444 Wouldn't you be crazy if you had lived with Barack for years and had to f#ck him twice?

Posted by: Juan Paxety at November 13, 2025 05:08 PM (EwniN)

445 "we are owed respect"

We don't 'owe' you shit, you snarling bitch.

Gawd, I hate the scrunt.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 13, 2025 05:15 PM (pkhvN)

446 The Evil Witch Queen will run out of huntsmen before the mirror will tell her she's the Fairest of Them All.

Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peepin' in the Seafood Store at November 13, 2025 05:26 PM (FhMCZ)

447 Michelle Obama: Black Women's "Beauty is So Powerful and So Unique" That It "Demands Respect" and Is "Worthy of a Conversation of Who We Are and What We Are Owed"



A pearl necklace.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2025 05:32 PM (x0n13)

448 Screw You Madam Monkey Maiden

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 13, 2025 05:44 PM (wGqjj)

449 Late to the party but you’re killing me!
Jack Straw? Garrett? She/he?
I’m dying.

Posted by: Westside Dano at November 13, 2025 06:03 PM (J/v2z)

450 Big Mike will only get worse as long as she has a podium to speak in front of and a media that will kiss her...........I can't go on.

Posted by: Sergeant Major at November 13, 2025 06:59 PM (JmVJC)

451 If beauty is powerful why is Monica Bellucci not Empress of the universe?
And Big Mike is an ugly crossdresser.

Posted by: LGBTQ+POC, ANTI RACIST HERO at November 13, 2025 07:55 PM (FRxPm)

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