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DEI Ding-Dong Kamala Harris: I Campaigned Brilliantly Against Donald Trump and Played a Keen Game of Three Dimensional Chess Against Him (Which, If You're Being Fussy, I Lost)

I can hear the naysayers neighing -- they're saying:

"Ace, you are linking this story because it is ludicrously easy content where you don't even have to write a single word, the story tells itself and the objections to Kamala Harris are so obvious that you don't even have to mention them. This is just an easy lay-up post where the commenters will provide all the commentary so you can blow off work for an hour and just watch Office re-runs."


YES.

OF COURSE.

Duh, naysayers.

What, are you gonna narc on me?

That's against the Bro Code, you know.

Bro's don't narc.

Bro's snark but they don't narc.

Jason Cohen of the Daily Caller:

Former Vice President Kamala Harris said on "Storehouse & Friends" Sunday that she was determined to prevent President Donald Trump from beating her at "three-dimensional chess" during her 2024 presidential campaign.

Harris lost all seven swing states and the national popular vote to Trump in 2024. The former vice president said on the show that she recognized the Trump campaign's strategy and sought to ensure it did not affect her own.


"I was aware of my opponent's strategy. And I wasn't about to fall prey or fall into those traps," Harris said." And part of his strategy, and those around him, was to try and take me off our game and message."

"And I wasn't about to be distracted by those flames that he was trying to throw to get me away from one of my highest priorit[ies], which was talking to people about the economy and their well-being, in terms of their financial well-being," she added. "I understood the game that was being played and I made a decision that I wasn't going to get played."

Harris then cackled for several seconds while at least one of the hosts said, "Chess, not checkers."

"Yeah. Three-dimensional chess," Harris responded.


She successfully avoided Trump's "traps" and "checkers" play, but she could not outthink Mensa Chapter President, Chess Grandmaster (14,000+ rating) and Noted Rocket Trajectory Human Calculator Sonny Hostin, who played infinity-dimensional chess by asking the one question that nobody, except everyone but Kamala, expected.


She's got dead eyes, like a doll's eyes, don't even seem like they're livin', but when she talks about Venn diagrams, or electric schoolbuses, those eyes roll over white, and then you know she's alive, and you don't hear nothing' but the cackling and the slurring and the blaccent and the hollerin' about Fweedom and coconuts...


Below, black female "journalists" cry about having Failed to Position Kamala For Success. Which is generally not officially part of a "journalists'" function, but we're talking about left-wing black women here. Your stupid Pale Penis Patriarchy Rules do not apply, bigots.


Posted by: Ace at 01:20 PM




Comments

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1 How can we miss you if you won't go away?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 12, 2025 01:20 PM (2UnvF)

2 Kamala, you'd have won except for that pesky voter turnout thing what swamped the cheat.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 12, 2025 01:21 PM (UJMvS)

3 Called em

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 12, 2025 01:21 PM (2UnvF)

4 She would've won if not for the popular vote and the electoral college. Other than that...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 12, 2025 01:22 PM (2UnvF)

5 Storehouse & Friends"

What, "steptoe and friends" was taken?

Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 01:22 PM (tubbA)

6 3-D chess, huh?

impressive

Had I known she was capable of that feat, I'd have voted for her

Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2025 01:22 PM (dCxaZ)

7 That picture at the bottom of the thread reminded me of the album cover "Heaven and Hell".

Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 01:22 PM (TN0g+)

8 Diabolically clever, President Harris!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2025 01:23 PM (guGkK)

9 It's hilarious that the Dems are still arguing amongst themselves about a pathetic loser that they should have completely exiled over a year ago. (because she's a proven loser, if for no other reason)

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 01:23 PM (uWKK8)

10 Yeah.. I don't think that one question from Sonny was the end of Democracy...Everytime Kamala opened her mouth less people wanted to vote for her.. They couldn't even cheat her in....

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 01:23 PM (VE6XX)

11 "Barely a scratch," said her campaign manager after the results came in.

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2025 01:23 PM (oraVG)

12 My word. This woman needs to just shut her pie hole and escape into the dust bin of history.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2025 01:24 PM (2WIwB)

13 You think I'm kidding, but I bet I could laugh for 5-10 minutes consecutively IF somebody asked Kamala how 3-D chess is played AND Kamala was foolish enough to attempt to explain it.

Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 01:24 PM (TN0g+)

14 She says she stayed on message.

So, what she's saying is that the American people hated her message.

Good play, there.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 01:24 PM (CwwHD)

15 Just cut straight to the part where she flips over the chess game, declares victory, and struts about.

Posted by: Pigeons Playing Chess at November 12, 2025 01:24 PM (wVcYX)

16 What a comedy act they are. A major embarrassment to some demographics, and SO representative of others. How long will this show stagger along?

Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2025 01:24 PM (PCK5/)

17 I think 3D chest is what Sydney Sweeney plays.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 01:25 PM (77rzZ)

18 I wonder how many favors are being offered to get Kamala on various TV shows?

Because there's no way that empty headed twit is in demand to appear on tv shows.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 12, 2025 01:25 PM (UJMvS)

19 Chess ? She can't even play checkers

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 01:25 PM (VE6XX)

20 What a comedy act they are. A major embarrassment to some demographics, and SO representative of others. How long will this show stagger along?
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Until morale improves, obviously.

Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 01:25 PM (TN0g+)

21 I'll fix this for her.


"I was aware of my opponent's strategy. And I wasn't about to fall prey or fall into those traps," Harris said." And part of his strategy, and those around him, was to try to get me publicly talking to people"

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 01:25 PM (Sco7b)

22 Willowed:

{i]There are people who haven't seen Madonna's boobs?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 01:15 PM (yn1Pr)

Well...to be fair, these are Madonna's New and Improved 99.999% Silicone Boobs with Tattoo Enhanced Nipples and VibroLux Vibrator Efx for times when her tits need to be calmed.

So, no. Most haven't seen these exact boobs.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 12, 2025 01:25 PM (iJfKG)

23 So....She gives Good Head AND plays 3D chess?

Posted by: Hap Davis at November 12, 2025 01:25 PM (5ecWR)

24 16 What a comedy act they are. A major embarrassment to some demographics, and SO representative of others. How long will this show stagger along?
Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2025 01:24 PM (PCK5/)

I think they have no idea what to do with the time slot if they cancel it. I Love Lucy reruns, probably.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 01:25 PM (uWKK8)

25 Sonny Hostin: Democracy Destroyer

They have such high opinions of themselves.

Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2025 01:25 PM (aT5K/)

26 So basically she is still claiming that it is everyone else's fault that she lost.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 12, 2025 01:25 PM (0N4FZ)

27 Even Spock would laugh at Kamala playing three- dimensional chess

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 01:26 PM (bfwj/)

28 LMAO Jason Whitlock calls Joy Reid "Racial Maddow"

Posted by: logprof at November 12, 2025 01:26 PM (jo6FO)

29 Bumper sticker.. Run Kamala Run, for the front bumper

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 12, 2025 01:26 PM (uWSFJ)

30

Query: is not the actual playing of chess invariably taking place in 3 dimensional space?

Posted by: imp at November 12, 2025 01:26 PM (g6TN6)

31
Someone pop on over to 7-Eleven and get Ace a Big Gulp.

Or is he still in NYC and Bloomberg's Curse is still upon them?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge?h hil at November 12, 2025 01:26 PM (xG4kz)

32 Kamala Harris played three-dimensional chess with my wang.

She "castled" my pud and my bud, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Willie Brown at November 12, 2025 01:27 PM (1wjle)

33 No, Trump was playing three-dimensional chess, Harris was playing three-dimensional slap-Jack.

Posted by: Paco at November 12, 2025 01:27 PM (mADJX)

34 Posted by: naturalfake at November 12, 2025 01:25 PM (iJfKG)
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Appropriate you'd explain the pressing issue of Madonna's boobs.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 12, 2025 01:27 PM (UJMvS)

35 DEI Ding-Dong Kamala Harris: I Campaigned Brilliantly Against Donald Trump and Played a Keen Game of Three Dimensional Chess Against Him


Um, Kamala, the game was 6 D chess.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 01:27 PM (soZKq)

36 Behold all of the useless, dingbat women in these clips. They will be the death of us.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 12, 2025 01:27 PM (bNf8H)

37 Willowed, re Madonna:

nobody remembers that skank-a-thon book she published back in the 90s where she showed All the Things
Posted by: kallisto

I remember that that came out around the same time as Rush Limbaugh's (first?) book. My Dad, who was in his eighties at the time was talking about Rush's book and said something like "it's even doing better than that little girl with the dirty book." Still makes me chuckle. Here she thought she was being all edgy, but to my Dad she was just "a little girl with a dirty book."
Posted by: Bulg

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 01:27 PM (77rzZ)

38 You know that gotcha email where Trump knew about Epstein and his girls? Well . . .

https://is.gd/bO3RMl

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 12, 2025 01:27 PM (L/fGl)

39
I just finished listening to that "I lost my way to victory" podcast.

Dadaist

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2025 01:27 PM (I3KId)

40 Kamala: �There is not a thing that comes to mind in terms of and I�ve been a part of of of most of the decisions that have had impact.�

Here is why Kamala did do poorly.

Put a Bill Clinton or Barack Obama in that interview and they say something vague to the effect of "I would have did everything Biden did, because he was doing good things, but I would have done them better." and then just refuse to answer a follow up if you get one.

So you can then claim you'd do better then Biden did without actually going on record opposing anything Biden did.

And if Harris was actually a person that cared about the country, the correct answer would have been "I wouldn't have destroyed half the value of the dollar via inflation to pay for illegal aliens"

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2025 01:27 PM (sKqQm)

41 Trying to remember a bigger dumb ass than Kam and I come up with no one. Well, Biden, but he was a special breed of retard. She has zero self reflection. NONE!

"I embrace the embracing of a good embrace as I am embracing the whole. One can learn from me as I embrace the universal equity of all things three dimensional. Whole, as in the roundness of infinity." Cackle. Snort. Repeat.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 01:27 PM (MAl//)

42 >>>28 LMAO Jason Whitlock calls Joy Reid "Racial Maddow"

lol

Posted by: ace at November 12, 2025 01:28 PM (1wjle)

43 It's called dunking.

Dunking on Kamala is always APPROVED.

And fun and enjoyable.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2025 01:28 PM (9ipOP)

44 Chess ? She can't even play checkers
Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 01:25 PM (VE6XX)

Winning Tic Tac Toe is a stretch goal for her.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 12, 2025 01:28 PM (wVcYX)

45 Ace, you are linking this story because it is ludicrously easy content where you don't even have to write a single word, the story tells itself and the objections to Kamala Harris are so obvious that you don't even have to mention them. This is just an easy lay-up post so you can blow off work for an hour and just watch Office re-runs.

Posted by: JTSmith at November 12, 2025 01:28 PM (38587)

46
It's too easy. I'll read along.

Afternoon, all.

Posted by: Don Black. at November 12, 2025 01:28 PM (AOsQT)

47 Kumala's best strategywas keeping her mouth shut whic she was utterly incapable of doing.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at November 12, 2025 01:28 PM (qZdIZ)

48 @41 maybe the people who voted for her are dummer

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 01:28 PM (bfwj/)

49 "Harris, who claimed she worked at McDonald’s while in college"

Kammie's Pioneer Woman Cool is Hot.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at November 12, 2025 01:28 PM (6qf1m)

50 i'd bet ten dollars that kamala couldn't name all the pieces in a chess set. she'd probably want to know why there are no female bishops.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 12, 2025 01:29 PM (CWTWj)

51 I'll tell you something, every day on the campaign trail I took whatever was put in front of me. I licked every task. No one swallowed more campaign positions than me... although Tim did come close. -- Kamala Harris

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 01:29 PM (ExV1e)

52 Kamala is a has been. Charlamagne Tha God' has crowned Jasmine Crockett Queen of the New Democrat Party.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2025 01:29 PM (NpAcC)

53 What about the *biden staffers who've insisted, and still insist to this day, that *biden was of "sound mind" and they never noticed his dementia?

Those staffers who, you know, actually saw and interacted with *biden. Not the ones who claim he was of sound mind, but never actually saw the vegetable in person. Yet, were "staff."

About that...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 12, 2025 01:29 PM (NwnyJ)

54 >>>Ace, you are linking this story because it is ludicrously easy content where you don't even have to write a single word, the story tells itself and the objections to Kamala Harris are so obvious that you don't even have to mention them. This is just an easy lay-up post so you can blow off work for an hour and just watch Office re-runs.

narc

Posted by: ace at November 12, 2025 01:29 PM (1wjle)

55 Like that time I played Parchisi at a bowling tournament.

It was a simple misunderstanding. These thing happen.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 12, 2025 01:29 PM (0MjtC)

56 LOL.

In a town this bent, who would we rat to?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2025 01:29 PM (bss/y)

57 The Gratuitous rudeness troll has appeared.

Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2025 01:29 PM (PCK5/)

58 Kamala Harris played three-dimensional chess with my wang.

She "castled" my pud and my bud, if you know what I mean.
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You should get yourself a maid, and take her on a cruise...

Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 01:29 PM (TN0g+)

59 and i'd like to have someone ask kamala to explain what three dimensional chess means.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 12, 2025 01:30 PM (CWTWj)

60 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 01:30 PM (8J6A/)

61 Kamala was playing 3D chess but Trump won all the marbles.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 12, 2025 01:30 PM (L/fGl)

62
No, Trump was playing three-dimensional chess, Harris was playing three-dimensional slap-Jack.
Posted by: Paco


Three-dimensional Pong

* swing! and a miss! *
* computer raspberry *

"Damn!"

* swing! and a miss! *
* computer raspberry *

"Damn!"

... and so it went

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge?h hil at November 12, 2025 01:30 PM (xG4kz)

63 The question that should have come out re the latest Epstein emails should be why were the AGs of NY - Cyrus Vance Jr and Robert Morgenthau - protecting Epstein?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2025 01:30 PM (sKqQm)

64 Bro's snark but they don't narc.

--------------

That's "The First Rule of Bro Club."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 01:30 PM (uwsUi)

65 Chess ? She can't even play checkers"

52 card pick up would be a stretch...

Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 01:30 PM (tubbA)

66 28 LMAO Jason Whitlock calls Joy Reid "Racial Maddow"
Posted by: logprof


That's right up there with "Osama bin Lenin" for Mamdani.

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2025 01:30 PM (oraVG)

67 She does know that regular chess is in 3 dimensions and you say 4 or more to indicate being clever, right?

Oh, who am I kidding, she probably doesn’t know what chess even is.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 01:30 PM (QZThv)

68 Far be it from me to defend Sunny Hostin, but Kamala's blank stare and "nothing comes to mind" answer wasn't her fault. All Kamala had to do is list one or two things about economic policy that she would diverge from the Biden administration on, preferably something specifically tied to inflation. That question wasn't a takedown, it was an assist. Kamala just straight up fumbled it.

Posted by: Caiwyn at November 12, 2025 01:31 PM (s9G+W)

69 >> "Ace, you are linking this story because it is ludicrously easy content where you don't even have to write a single word, the story tells itself and the objections to Kamala Harris are so obvious that you don't even have to mention them. This is just an easy lay-up post so you can blow off work for an hour and just watch Office re-runs."

Wait. Did you sell out to Salem Media? That’s their formulation…

Posted by: Marcus T at November 12, 2025 01:31 PM (Jn3fB)

70 Chess ? She can't even play checkers
Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 01:25 PM (VE6XX)

Winning Tic Tac Toe is a stretch goal for her.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 12, 2025 01:28 PM (wVcYX)
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I'd pay good money to see her play 3D Tic Tac Toe.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 01:31 PM (CwwHD)

71 Mockery is the best tool because of their insufferable self-imoortance.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2025 01:31 PM (9ipOP)

72 You know that gotcha email where Trump knew about Epstein and his girls? Well . . .

https://is.gd/bO3RMl

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 12, 2025 01:27 PM (L/fGl)
-

I smell a 20 gazillion dollar lawsuit coming up soon.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2025 01:31 PM (ddZuf)

73 I have a suspicion that she HAS fallen for "the banana in the tailpipe" on more than one occasion.

Posted by: Doug Walker at November 12, 2025 01:31 PM (y3Tko)

74 Trying to decide who is more fun to snark on, Kamala or Madonna. Tough call.

Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2025 01:32 PM (PCK5/)

75 Kammy was going to beat Trump at chess, but then the racist meanie refused to let her double jump.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2025 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

76 One would think her family would care enough to get her the help she needs.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at November 12, 2025 01:32 PM (6t8M3)

77 You know that gotcha email where Trump knew about Epstein and his girls? Well . . .

https://is.gd/bO3RMl
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 12, 2025 01:27 PM (L/fGl)


Most people, right or left, never read past the headline. They take whatever is written, roll it up with their existing beliefs, and start shrieking on social media for the seals to clap.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 01:32 PM (ExV1e)

78 How come nobody plays three dimensional tic tac toe?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 12, 2025 01:32 PM (0U5gm)

79 Madonna turned a marginal level of singing ability into a pile of money and a couple of STDs

Kamala just sucked.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2025 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

80
Hey, Red Kammie!

Please 'splain three-dimensional Venn diagrams to us!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge?h hil at November 12, 2025 01:33 PM (xG4kz)

81 Does Kamala really think she's got a shot at the presidency next election? Or is it another opportunity to collect a cool billion dollars and piss it away?

Like last year.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 12, 2025 01:33 PM (NwnyJ)

82 Kamala is a has been. Charlamagne Tha God' has crowned Jasmine Crockett Queen of the New Democrat Party.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2025 01:29 PM (NpAcC)
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And I'm the King of the Wild Frontier.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 01:33 PM (CwwHD)

83 Posted by: naturalfake at November 12, 2025 01:25 PM (iJfKG)
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Appropriate you'd explain the pressing issue of Madonna's boobs.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 12, 2025 01:27 PM (UJMvS)



That's my gig, man.

Totally appropriate and relevant commentary always and everywhere at all times.

naturalfake
The name you can trust!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 12, 2025 01:33 PM (iJfKG)

84 she HAS fallen for "the banana in the tailpipe" on more than one occasion."

That ain't no banana.. .

/Willie

Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 01:33 PM (tubbA)

85 When you look at Kamala Harris being asked a question, her face always looks like she’s on the bathroom and constipated.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 12, 2025 01:33 PM (Jn3fB)

86 So....She gives Good Head AND plays 3D chess?
Posted by: Hap Davis


No one has ever asserted either of those things were true.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 12, 2025 01:33 PM (uWSFJ)

87 Kamala Harris says she wasn’t going to fall for Trump’s “traps” during the 2024 campaign and that she was playing “three-dimensional chess.”

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She keeps having nightmares of hearing "King Me! King Me! King Me!" in Trump's voice ... over and over.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 01:33 PM (uwsUi)

88 It's called dunking.

Dunking on Kamala is always APPROVED.

And fun and enjoyable.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2025 01:28 PM


Dunking in Kamala, on the other hand, is to be avoided at all costs.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 01:33 PM (bFu5X)

89 Banana in the tailpipe, oh I couldn't tell you how many times Chasten has gotten me with this one

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at November 12, 2025 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

90 Remember Pick-Up-Sticks? That was kind of a fun game.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 01:34 PM (77rzZ)

91 Which three dimensions was she playing in?

Glarflax, imbugald and senex?


PS: I was just typing random sounds-like words to make joke and ... senex is a real word.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 12, 2025 01:34 PM (HXT0k)

92 Query: is not the actual playing of chess invariably taking place in 3 dimensional space?
Posted by: imp


Technically, yes. But since the pieces move only on a flat plane, no.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 12, 2025 01:34 PM (a+4eV)

93 And I'm the King of the Wild Frontier."

Kill a bar when only three?

Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 01:34 PM (tubbA)

94 12 My word. This woman needs to just shut her pie hole and escape into the dust bin of history.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Someone or thing keeps floating her up to the top.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 12, 2025 01:34 PM (uGpeQ)

95
I have a cunning plan...

Posted by: Kamala Harris, #D Chessmaster at November 12, 2025 01:34 PM (iJfKG)

96 Far be it from me to defend Sunny Hostin, but Kamala's blank stare and "nothing comes to mind" answer wasn't her fault.

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She didn't position her for success!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 12, 2025 01:35 PM (L/fGl)

97 76 One would think her family would care enough to get her the help she needs.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at November 12, 2025 01:32 PM (6t8M3)

Considering how the Biden's are riding Joe's broken down corpse trying to extract every last potential soon to be gone penny from the masses, I don't think that's how Dems think.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 01:35 PM (Sco7b)

98 PS: I was just typing random sounds-like words to make joke and ... senex is a real word.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 12, 2025 01:34 PM (HXT0k)
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And a character in "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 01:35 PM (CwwHD)

99 Kamala's favorite opening move in chess is to strap on her kneepads.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 12, 2025 01:35 PM (AZJJC)

100 I would pay to watch Kamala Harris, Jasmine Crockett and AOC compete at a spelling bee. Imagine all that brainpower in one room. It would be like ice cream day at a home for the mentally infirm when the temperature was 100 degrees.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 12, 2025 01:36 PM (Jn3fB)

101 Kamala is a has been. Charlamagne Tha God' has crowned Jasmine Crockett Queen of the New Democrat Party.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2025 01:29 PM (NpAcC)
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And I'm the King of the Wild Frontier.
Posted by: Captain Obvious,


Pfft.

Posted by: Webb Wilder, last of the Full Grown Men at November 12, 2025 01:36 PM (u+AWT)

102 if you're too afraid to go on Joe Rogan and defend your positions (which Bernie did very well), you aren’t a capable politician.

Which I really don't understand. She actually debates and cross-examines pretty well. This is somehow a glaring hole in her skill set.

She couldn't get away from Biden. As VP it's impossible to run away when inflation was a problem. Vance will have the same problem in 2028 with Trump's base not liking Vance's wife and children.

She wouldn't be tooting her horn if she wasn't running again. She is playing the Hillary Clinton role

Hilldawg was smart enough to bow out of politics after 2016. Kamala's clearly gearing up to lose again.

YouGov Poll: Kamala Harris leads Newsom by just 2% in a 2028 Democratic Primary. However, a plurality of Democrats say they would be most disappointed if she becomes the nominee, followed by Bernie Sanders and AOC, with Shapiro at 0% disappointment. Newsom by far viewed as most electable

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 12, 2025 01:36 PM (JCZqz)

103 Show Kamala a Connect Four game and watch her turn pale.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 12, 2025 01:36 PM (wVcYX)

104 I have two turkey breasts on the smoker. Mrs928 wanted to spatchcock them this time. I don't know what that will do to the cooking time, if anything.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 01:36 PM (jc0TO)

105 Wouldn't Kamala be more of a Lord Percy Percy whereas Biden would be Baldrick?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2025 01:36 PM (sKqQm)

106 She gives Good Head AND plays 3D chess?
Posted by: Hap Davis


Jeesh, can't we move on from Grace Kelly already?

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 01:36 PM (77rzZ)

107 ------------
And I'm the King of the Wild Frontier.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 01:33 PM (CwwHD)

I had that little yellow record for my first record player. Now I will have this song in my hollow head for awhile and will have to blast it out with rock and roll.

Thanks, Davy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 01:36 PM (MAl//)

108 How come nobody plays three dimensional tic tac toe?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 12, 2025 01:32 PM


Ahem.

Posted by: Connect 4 Spin at November 12, 2025 01:36 PM (bFu5X)

109 How come nobody plays three dimensional tic tac toe?
Posted by: Thomas Paine


Hmmm... well whaddya know!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3D_tic-tac-toe

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 12, 2025 01:36 PM (a+4eV)

110 Kamala's favorite opening move in chess is to strap on her kneepads.

Out: Chess boxing

In: Chess blowing

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2025 01:37 PM (sKqQm)

111 Go Fish

Posted by: wth at November 12, 2025 01:37 PM (UjdFS)

112 How come nobody plays three dimensional tic tac toe?

They did on Star Trek by having 3 boards stacked on top of each other. They wisely didn’t try to explain how it actually worked.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 01:37 PM (QZThv)

113 "Yeah. Three-dimensional chess," Harris responded.

Harris barely plays zero-dimensional chess. Most of the beltway doesn’t even play one-dimensional chess. Chess requires an acknowledgment that (a) policies are in pursuit of policy goals, and (b) that policies have effects.

If DC even played one-dimensional chess, the unaffordable care act would have been repealed long ago.

This is what gets me about the complaints that Trump fans think he’s playing n-dimensional chess. Most seem to be happy he’s playing any chess at all. Even if n=1 he’s still doing better than everyone else in the beltway.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 12, 2025 01:37 PM (EXyHK)

114 I was just typing random sounds-like words"

Hey that's our gig!

/pharma marketing departments

Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 01:37 PM (FQO7+)

115 I bet Harris can’t even spell three-dimensional.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 12, 2025 01:37 PM (Jn3fB)

116 Wouldn't Kamala be more of a Lord Percy Percy whereas Biden would be Baldrick?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2025 01:36 PM (sKqQm)
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Maybe General Melchett.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 01:37 PM (CwwHD)

117 Glarflax, imbugald and senex?


PS: I was just typing random sounds-like words to make joke and ... senex is a real word.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


The other two sound like IKEA products

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 12, 2025 01:38 PM (a+4eV)

118 All chess is 4 dimensional. You smooth brained idiots.

Posted by: Kamala Harris undercover genius at November 12, 2025 01:38 PM (YOyEP)

119 "I feel like what you're articulating there is ...."

--Joy Reid to Kamala

These are the words of a journalist?

Posted by: m at November 12, 2025 01:38 PM (RuTUS)

120 "Spatchcocking" sounds like a weird sexual fetish.

Especially if chicken is involved.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 01:38 PM (77rzZ)

121 And a character in "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 01:35 PM


"Second time around!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 01:38 PM (bFu5X)

122 Which, If You're Being Fussy, I Lost
_______
But I won on Gurl Points. Reely, I did. You're a racist sexist homophobe if you say otherwise.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 12, 2025 01:38 PM (s0JqF)

123 >> Kamala Harris says she wasn’t going to fall for Trump’s “traps” during the 2024 campaign and that she was playing “three-dimensional chess.”

Oh yeah, Kamala. You’re slicker than dog shit on wet grass, you are.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 12, 2025 01:38 PM (Jn3fB)

124 I have two turkey breasts on the smoker. Mrs928 wanted to spatchcock them this time. I don't know what that will do to the cooking time, if anything.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 01:36 PM (jc0TO)

It will shorten your cook time to reach the right temp.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 12, 2025 01:38 PM (wVcYX)

125 98 PS: I was just typing random sounds-like words to make joke and ... senex is a real word.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 12, 2025 01:34 PM (HXT0k)
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And a character in "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 01:35 PM (CwwHD)
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Yep, and means "old man".

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 12, 2025 01:39 PM (LxER7)

126 And I'm the King of the Wild Frontier.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 01:33 PM (CwwHD)

I had that little yellow record for my first record player. Now I will have this song in my hollow head for awhile and will have to blast it out with rock and roll.

Thanks, Davy.
--------

Random assertion of the Day: Webb Wilder was a compelling musical act and deserved far more success than he and his band achieved.

Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 01:39 PM (TN0g+)

127 "What could go wrong?"

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 12, 2025 01:39 PM (YlWIZ)

128 “ I feel like”. That phrase really pisses me off.

Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2025 01:39 PM (PCK5/)

129 >>I have two turkey breasts on the smoker. Mrs928 wanted to spatchcock them this time. I don't know what that will do to the cooking time, if anything.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 01:36 PM (jc0TO)
__
It should significantly reduce cooking time.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 12, 2025 01:39 PM (bNf8H)

130 And a character in "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 01:35 PM

Was that the Buster Keaton character?

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 01:39 PM (77rzZ)

131 When did we get to this point where people who are obviously incredibly dumb are taken seriously?

Posted by: steevy at November 12, 2025 01:39 PM (YwEeS)

132 She's got dead eyes, like a doll's eyes, don't even seem like they're livin', but when she talks about Venn diagrams, or electric schoolbuses, those eyes roll over white, and then you know she's alive, and you don't hear nothing' but the cackling and the slurring and the blaccent and the hollerin' about Fweedom and coconuts...

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A symptom from her actually playing CHESS all these years (Chronic Habitual Excessive Semen-Slurping Syndrome).

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 01:40 PM (uwsUi)

133 i'd bet ten dollars that kamala couldn't name all the pieces in a chess set. she'd probably want to know why there are no female bishops.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 12, 2025 01:29 PM (CWTWj)

--I'm pissed I can't find a youboob clip of Sam Malone playing Robin Colcort in chess. Friggin hilarious.

Posted by: logprof at November 12, 2025 01:40 PM (jo6FO)

134 Query: is not the actual playing of chess invariably taking place in 3 dimensional space?
Posted by:


3D Chess - https://tinyurl.com/yt6btjrb

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 01:40 PM (soZKq)

135 Yep, and means "old man".
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 12, 2025 01:39 PM (LxER7)
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Where the word "senator" comes from. And, boy, is it being used hard, these days.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 01:40 PM (CwwHD)

136
national popular vote


*makes wanking motion with fist*

Since there isn't a single nation in the developed world who uses a national popular vote to choose their Head of Government, anyone who uses the term is a dumbass retard.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2025 01:40 PM (y9nCu)

137 130 And a character in "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 01:35 PM

Was that the Buster Keaton character?
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 01:39 PM (77rzZ)

He was Erronius.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 12, 2025 01:40 PM (LxER7)

138 Errrbody is way overestimating what the view question did.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 01:41 PM (F2Ar1)

139 Chess ? She can't even play checkers

But she's this close to nailing down the tic-tac-toe end game strategy.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 12, 2025 01:41 PM (Uk/qH)

140 I feel like”. That phrase really pisses me off.
Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2025 01:39 PM (PCK5/)
====

I feel that you're overthinking it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2025 01:41 PM (9ipOP)

141 And a character in "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 01:35 PM

Was that the Buster Keaton character?
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 01:39 PM


Wrong...that was Erronius.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 01:41 PM (bFu5X)

142 I have two turkey breasts on the smoker. Mrs928 wanted to spatchcock them this time. I don't know what that will do to the cooking time, if anything.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 01:36 PM (jc0TO)



I'm not sure but this sounds like it has something to do with Madonna's new breasts.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 12, 2025 01:41 PM (iJfKG)

143 Since there isn't a single nation in the developed world who uses a national popular vote to choose their Head of Government, anyone who uses the term is a dumbass retard.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2025 01:40 PM (y9nCu)

France says hi.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 01:41 PM (F2Ar1)

144 Red means stop.

https://is.gd/L3GGgq

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 12, 2025 01:42 PM (L/fGl)

145 I guess you could count alcoholism, racism, and socialism as three dimensions.

Posted by: DaveA at November 12, 2025 01:42 PM (FhXTo)

146 YAHTZEE!!!!!

Posted by: KAMALA at November 12, 2025 01:42 PM (5ecWR)

147 How come nobody plays three dimensional tic tac toe?

They did on Star Trek by having 3 boards stacked on top of each other. They wisely didn’t try to explain how it actually worked.
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Spock beat the Enterprise computer three games in a row, an outcome he explained shouldn't be theoretically possible...

Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 01:42 PM (TN0g+)

148 140 I feel like”. That phrase really pisses me off.
Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2025 01:39 PM (PCK5/)
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I feel that you're overthinking it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2025 01:41 PM (9ipOP)

Grrrr

Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2025 01:42 PM (PCK5/)

149 She's on some drugs. Or alcohol has winnowed out her senses.

Posted by: m at November 12, 2025 01:43 PM (RuTUS)

150 Errrbody is way overestimating what the view question did.

Well, they can't blame Kamala for Kamala so they have to blame something.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 12, 2025 01:43 PM (Uk/qH)

151 The View: “If anything, would you have done something differently than President Biden during the past 4 years?”

Kamala: “There is not a thing that comes to mind...


She could actually stop right there.

Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2025 01:43 PM (dfgzq)

152 She's on some drugs. Or alcohol has winnowed out her senses.
Posted by: m at November 12, 2025 01:43 PM


Embrace the healing power of "and".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 01:44 PM (bFu5X)

153 Oh, Kamala... Dear Kamala, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 12, 2025 01:44 PM (jBmvU)

154 They did on Star Trek by having 3 boards stacked on top of each other. They wisely didn’t try to explain how it actually worked.
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They also had little extensions of four squares each. Leaks in space-time, I suppose.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 01:44 PM (CwwHD)

155 Harris then cackled for several seconds

A written sentence you can hear. And then wish you didn't.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 01:44 PM (2ocoG)

156 Kamala is like a black Indian Spock.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 12, 2025 01:44 PM (gbOdA)

157 128 “ I feel like”. That phrase really pisses me off.
Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2025 01:39 PM (PCK5/)

The "journalist" who interviewed Sydney Sweeney for GQ kept saying, "I was wondering," which ... retch.

Posted by: m at November 12, 2025 01:44 PM (RuTUS)

158 Just think, she was just one slip and fall in the shower away from runnung the Big Show.

Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2025 01:45 PM (PCK5/)

159 Give Kamala a Pop-O-Matic and she'll be entertained for hours.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 12, 2025 01:45 PM (wVcYX)

160 Oh, Kamala... Dear Kamala, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.

David Warner was the best bad guy of the 80s.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 01:45 PM (2ocoG)

161 Spock beat the Enterprise computer three games in a row, an outcome he explained shouldn't be theoretically possible...
Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 01:42 PM (TN0g+)

Bet whatever happened a Red Shirt got killed before the first commercial.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 12, 2025 01:45 PM (gbOdA)

162 Pale Penis King to Queen’s level three.

If Spock transitioned into an alien space whore, they’d look just like Kamala.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 12, 2025 01:45 PM (Cjet/)

163 I've had Mohs twice, once on my forehead that ended me up in the hospital getting rebuilt by a plastic surgeon.
Posted by: wth at November 12, 2025 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

I also "won" a little yellow record in a grade school Halloween festival. It was a rocking song called, "From a Jack to a Queen," or similar. Those were the words, anyway, along with the other little yellow records.

I did the twist to it because my cousin, 5yrs older, taught me that dance and others. I was probably 7yrs old and the beginning of my dancing career (I dance on our deck in the summer with wine). I also dance randomly when I feel like it and our grands love it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 01:45 PM (MAl//)

164 Using her math, that make my normal dick eighteen inches long.

Posted by: thug dolphin at November 12, 2025 01:46 PM (EyfuW)

165 Hillary! Clinton will never be President of the United States of America.

Posted by: m at November 12, 2025 01:46 PM (RuTUS)

166 Star Trek 3D Chess Board

https://tinyurl.com/3su94t2r

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 01:46 PM (soZKq)

167 Scott Johnson calls this interview "Cackling is the Best Medicine"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2025 01:46 PM (9ipOP)

168 I just don't believe these gaffes break a candidate. Sure Kamala looks bad from that question on the View, but absolutely nobody watches that show and did you ever hear a single person in real life say "I was going to vote for Kamala, but not after this!"

It's sort of like when Romney had the "47%" comment, I think Romney lost for about a dozen other reasons.

Posted by: Leupold at November 12, 2025 01:46 PM (eIzlH)

169 Say what you want about Trump, but Kamala....woof.

Absolutely unqualified, and absolutely sure of herself, until she gets asked a hard question, then suddenly isn't sure, then just stands there, wide eyed, waiting for someone to bail her out.

Compare that to JD Vance, who handles everything with grace and humor, even going on the attack if the questions are unfair.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 12, 2025 01:46 PM (gDhA9)

170 You ARE Christy Brinkley aren’t you?? I’m not fooled.

Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2025 01:47 PM (PCK5/)

171 I also "won" a little yellow record in a grade school Halloween festival. It was a rocking song called, "From a Jack to a Queen," or similar. Those were the words, anyway, along with the other little yellow records.
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In junior high I won a demo copy of the Kiss album "Rock and Roll Over".

Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 01:48 PM (TN0g+)

172 (I dance on our deck in the summer with wine)


You know the rule, Missy.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 01:48 PM (77rzZ)

173 Every election people try to find the one thing that made a difference. It’s never that simple. It’s a lot of small things. And mainly it’s the mood of the country. All the campaigning moves the needle a little here and there. But I suspect if you had no campaigning the results would still be more or less the same.

Dukakis in the tank is always seen as THE MOMENT HE LOST. Nah he would have lost either. Or when Bush looked at his watch in the debates. Yeah nobody gave a fuck other than political nerds.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 01:48 PM (F2Ar1)

174 She's on some drugs. Or alcohol has winnowed out her senses.

Michael Malice called her "America's Wine Mom" on Joe Rogan's show before the 2024 election. His whole explanation of why she's obviously a day drinker was an instant classic. Lefties still get mad if you bring it up.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 01:48 PM (2ocoG)

175 143 Since there isn't a single nation in the developed world who uses a national popular vote to choose their Head of Government, anyone who uses the term is a dumbass retard.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2025 01:40 PM (y9nCu)

France says hi.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

France has rapidly declined out of the "developed world" club. What nation gives 2 shits what France thinks?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 12, 2025 01:48 PM (JCZqz)

176 A comment for Ace:

I know I am just a third tier commenter here. But a long standing one.

I know you hate Fuentes. So do I.

I think you should stop trying to make strong arguements about why he needs to be banished.

Instead, just mock him.

The Devil cannot bear mockery.

And you, Sir, are very, very good at mockery.

Make him an object of ridicule and scorn, not fear.

Because I do indeed fear him.

So let us beat him through mockery.

Posted by: EFG at November 12, 2025 01:49 PM (jTEUc)

177
Since there isn't a single nation in the developed world who uses a national popular vote to choose their Head of Government, anyone who uses the term is a dumbass retard.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2025 01:40 PM (y9nCu)

France says hi.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 01:41 PM (F2Ar1)




I said DEVELOPED world.

Besides, the Frogs have a really weird semi-presidential system.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2025 01:49 PM (y9nCu)

178 WH presser right now, the first two qs from the forking MFM ladies in the press corps were about Epstein.

Posted by: M. Gaga at November 12, 2025 01:49 PM (zeLd4)

179 Since there isn't a single nation in the developed world who uses a national popular vote to choose their Head of Government

What in the world...?

Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2025 01:49 PM (dfgzq)

180 How many cards in your deck, Christy?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2025 01:50 PM (rbvCR)

181 Pale Penis King opened for Queens of the Stone Age in 2010.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at November 12, 2025 01:50 PM (P7vXf)

182 142 I have two turkey breasts on the smoker. Mrs928 wanted to spatchcock them this time. I don't know what that will do to the cooking time, if anything.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 01:36 PM (jc0TO)

I'm not sure but this sounds like it has something to do with Madonna's new breasts.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 12, 2025 01:41 PM (iJfKG)

LOL! I love you Morons but I need to now be productive so my husband does not find another productive younger model (fat chance, he's mine and I am no Brit and will fight).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 01:50 PM (MAl//)

183 168 I just don't believe these gaffes break a candidate. Sure Kamala looks bad from that question on the View, but absolutely nobody watches that show and did you ever hear a single person in real life say "I was going to vote for Kamala, but not after this!"
Posted by: Leupold at November 12, 2025 01:46 PM (eIzlH)

But then, as they say in that recap, the Opposition used clips in ads, and those reached a very wide audience. And maybe depressed turnout?

Posted by: m at November 12, 2025 01:50 PM (RuTUS)

184 WH presser right now, the first two qs from the forking MFM ladies in the press corps were about Epstein.
Posted by: M. Gaga at November 12, 2025 01:49 PM (zeLd4)


The Dems released and email between Epstein and Maxwell that mention Trump. IT IS THE CRIME OF THE CENTURY

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2025 01:51 PM (rbvCR)

185 Wrong...that was Erronius.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Common mistake

Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis the Elder at November 12, 2025 01:51 PM (u+AWT)

186 149 She's on some drugs. Or alcohol has winnowed out her senses.
Posted by: m at November 12, 2025 01:43 PM (RuTUS)


It came out recently that Hillary! (who will not be President, ever) was on a cocktail of tranqs in 2016 that would have made JFK jealous.
Someday someone will leak whatever Kamala was on. Benzos is my guess.
Being a Democrat and female means SSRIs and late-stage alcoholism, it seems. (We men seem to prefer estrogen when we vote Dem.)

Posted by: gKWVE at November 12, 2025 01:51 PM (gKWVE)

187 It's still astonishing to me that Trump managed to defeat not one but two of the most qualified of all time female candidates for President. The cheat was obviously in.

Posted by: mindful webworker - but lost to Joe Dementia at November 12, 2025 01:51 PM (391Jd)

188 I also "won" a little yellow record in a grade school Halloween festival. It was a rocking song called, "From a Jack to a Queen," or similar. Those were the words, anyway, along with the other little yellow records.

Amazing! It feels like it's was written for me!!! Are you interested in selling the rights? A musical, starring me, telling my story for the millions of unrepresented trans people!!!!!

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at November 12, 2025 01:52 PM (JCZqz)

189 But then, as they say in that recap, the Opposition used clips in ads, and those reached a very wide audience.

When she was deemed the candidate, the entire buildup in the media was about how she was going to prove she's different and better than Biden. That clip went mega-viral because it definitively answered that question as "nah, bro".

Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 01:52 PM (2ocoG)

190 180 How many cards in your deck, Christy?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2025 01:50 PM (rbvCR)

Fiddy two? Is that the correct answer?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 01:52 PM (MAl//)

191 She is someone who has Failed Upwards her entire career. No accomplishments other than being promoted for being black, which she isn't.

Posted by: casual observer number 129 at November 12, 2025 01:52 PM (nCKhE)

192 You all do recognize that the blog was scripted.

This was a set up from the go with the checker and chess line to be thrown in so Kammie could answer 3 Duh Chess.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 12, 2025 01:52 PM (gbOdA)

193 What is this new Epestein stuff the donk supposedly released?

Everyone has moved on from Epstein, even me, what could the donks possibly hope to gain?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2025 01:53 PM (0bnA2)

194 Fell asleep in my recliner while watching something on YouTube that has a bright red background. When I woke and opened my eyes, everything looked green! Well, not the red background, but other stuff both on the tv and in the living room!!! My walls are a very light tan color but they looked green also.

That was seriously weird.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 12, 2025 01:53 PM (2J/Lj)

195 How many cards in your deck, Christy?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2025 01:50 PM (rbvCR)

Fiddy two? Is that the correct answer?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Don't forget the jokers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at November 12, 2025 01:53 PM (P7vXf)

196 174 She's on some drugs. Or alcohol has winnowed out her senses.

Michael Malice called her "America's Wine Mom" on Joe Rogan's show before the 2024 election. His whole explanation of why she's obviously a day drinker was an instant classic. Lefties still get mad if you bring it up.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 01:48 PM (2ocoG)

Here it is!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vcpWjgSMLCg

Posted by: m at November 12, 2025 01:54 PM (RuTUS)

197 What is this new Epestein stuff the donk supposedly released?

Everyone has moved on from Epstein, even me, what could the donks possibly hope to gain?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2025 01:53 PM (0bnA2)

Their base is convinced Trump is a pedo. This just feeds them some red meat.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 01:54 PM (F2Ar1)

198 It came out recently that Hillary! (who will not be President, ever) was on a cocktail of tranqs in 2016 that would have made JFK jealous.
Someday someone will leak whatever Kamala was on. Benzos is my guess.
Being a Democrat and female means SSRIs and late-stage alcoholism, it seems. (We men seem to prefer estrogen when we vote Dem.)
Posted by: gKWVE at November 12, 2025 01:51 PM (gKWVE)

I play the Day of The Bollard and Hilldog Toss whenever I need cheering up.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 12, 2025 01:54 PM (gbOdA)

199 They also had little extensions of four squares each.

There was a commercial version of that with 4 by 4 by 4 boards and the top 3 were transparent plastic.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 12, 2025 01:54 PM (hMgSG)

200 194 Fell asleep in my recliner while watching something on YouTube that has a bright red background. When I woke and opened my eyes, everything looked green! Well, not the red background, but other stuff both on the tv and in the living room!!! My walls are a very light tan color but they looked green also.

That was seriously weird.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 12, 2025 01:53 PM (2J/Lj)

Was, uh, medication involved, perchance?

Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2025 01:54 PM (PCK5/)

201 Fell asleep in my recliner while watching something on YouTube that has a bright red background. When I woke and opened my eyes, everything looked green! Well, not the red background, but other stuff both on the tv and in the living room!!! My walls are a very light tan color but they looked green also.

That was seriously weird.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 12, 2025 01:53 PM (2J/Lj)
====

Bitten by a zombie.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2025 01:54 PM (9ipOP)

202 I love you Morons but I need to now be productive so my husband does not find another productive younger model (fat chance, he's mine and I am no Brit and will fight).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

"Damn. Out of sammiches again. Maybe I can score with that cute girl at Subway.
-- Mr. TheGreat

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 01:54 PM (77rzZ)

203 Make him an object of ridicule and scorn, not fear.

Because I do indeed fear him.

So let us beat him through mockery.
Posted by: EFG


He's a gay pedo furry white supremacist who encourages his followers to go after underage foreign brown girls instead of breeding with white women.

I don't see how we can make more of a mockery of him that he himself has done.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 12, 2025 01:54 PM (a+4eV)

204 Everyone has moved on from Epstein, even me, what could the donks possibly hope to gain?

The big story is that it involves Epstein mentioning the name "Donald Trump", which clearly means Trump is Bad.

Except that he's mentioning it in the context of Trump banning him from his properties, from what I've seen.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 01:55 PM (2ocoG)

205 Ace makes the bullies cry like little girls when some boy raped one of their Barbie dolls. He filmed the doll rape using a phone to record the vile act of GI Joe ass raping.

Posted by: thug dolphin at November 12, 2025 01:55 PM (EyfuW)

206 174 She's on some drugs. Or alcohol has winnowed out her senses.

Michael Malice called her "America's Wine Mom" on Joe Rogan's show before the 2024 election. His whole explanation of why she's obviously a day drinker was an instant classic. Lefties still get mad if you bring it up.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 01:48 PM (2ocoG)

If I had to guess, based on my own theories, she smokes a doobie prior to appearing. Because! She thinks this makes her more creative and intelligent, as well as mellow and calm.

Instead she comes off as a stoner. Which is fine for those who voted for her with bong breath.

Plus, she has those special radio pearl earrings for debates with our brilliant and witty VP Vance.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 01:55 PM (MAl//)

207 Leupold, it is a form of creating and enforcing consensus in the voters. It is like innuendo laundering in a way. Create innuendo, report it as news, come out with it as bad news, repeat bad news, create opinion pieces on bad news, force that bad news on politician during a presser, crow about the inability to answer or refute bad news during presser, fume to the audience about politicians obvious sins proven by the presser and public opinion . . .

Eventually nothing is blown into a societal meme, and you got a classic "Trump said Nazis were good people"
It is a form of chickens___ cancelling by cowards who have nothing else.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2025 01:55 PM (rbvCR)

208 120 "Spatchcocking" sounds like a weird sexual fetish.

Especially if chicken is involved.
Posted by: Bulg
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It's phonetic word made up by pedos.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 12, 2025 01:55 PM (wCq0Y)

209 Was, uh, medication involved, perchance?
Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2025 01:54 PM (PCK5/)

Nope. No drugs involved.

Bitten by a zombie.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2025 01:54 PM (9ipO

And no zombies either.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 12, 2025 01:57 PM (2J/Lj)

210 Fiddy two? Is that the correct answer?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 01:52 PM (MAl//)


Ever try to play blackjack or solitaire with a pinochle deck?
Minutes of fun

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2025 01:57 PM (rbvCR)

211 Kumallah doesn't "spatchcock." She does the whole "cock" or nothing at all.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at November 12, 2025 01:57 PM (xvV+O)

212 How come nobody plays three dimensional tic tac toe?
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Got to skip work in Algebra class in high school one day, playing 3-D tic-tac-toe. And I would have won, too, except for that guy who said, Hey, if you move there, you win, so I didn't. I were dumb.

But, in Second Life, I did re-create the 4x4x4 game for two players.
http://mindfulwebworks.com/second-life/tic4-3dsl

Posted by: mindful webworker - but lost to Joe Dementia at November 12, 2025 01:57 PM (391Jd)

213 206 174 She's on some drugs. Or alcohol has winnowed out her senses.

Michael Malice called her "America's Wine Mom" on Joe Rogan's show before the 2024 election. His whole explanation of why she's obviously a day drinker was an instant classic. Lefties still get mad if you bring it up.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 01:48 PM (2ocoG)

If I had to guess, based on my own theories, she smokes a doobie prior to appearing. Because! She thinks this makes her more creative and intelligent, as well as mellow and calm.

Instead she comes off as a stoner. Which is fine for those who voted for her with bong breath.

Plus, she has those special radio pearl earrings for debates with our brilliant and witty VP Vance.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 01:55 PM (MAl//)

I buy all this. But she had handlers, and donors, and no one said, "Stop"?

Posted by: m at November 12, 2025 01:57 PM (RuTUS)

214 How come nobody plays three dimensional tic tac toe?
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Got to skip work in Algebra class in high school one day, playing 3-D tic-tac-toe. And I would have won, too, except for that guy who said, Hey, if you move there, you win, so I didn't. I were dumb.

But, in Second Life, I did re-create the 4x4x4 game for two players. Pic shows 7-way win for yellow.
http://mindfulwebworks.com/second-life/tic4-3dsl

Posted by: mindful webworker - but lost to Joe Dementia at November 12, 2025 01:58 PM (391Jd)

215 Damn. Out of sammiches again. Maybe I can score with that cute girl at Subway.
-- Mr. TheGreat
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 01:54 PM (77rzZ)

Ha! He's currently at Jimmy John's! I tell him I know he has a girl there and at Home Depot.

He not only married a supermodel but no fool!

He also has believed me for 46yrs that I will first hurt him badly before taking every penny. No straying allowed and he's a good boy. He knows his redneck wife well.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 01:58 PM (MAl//)

216 How many cards in your deck, Christy?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2025 01:50 PM (rbvCR)

Fiddy two? Is that the correct answer?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Don't forget the jokers.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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That's my line!

Posted by: Zombie Lemmy at November 12, 2025 01:58 PM (TN0g+)

217 >>The Dems released and email between Epstein and Maxwell that mention Trump. IT IS THE CRIME OF THE CENTURY

Seems to me the much bigger story from the emails is that leftist hero author Michael Wolff was not just friends with Epstein he was advising him on how to attack Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2025 01:58 PM (viF8m)

218 Their base is convinced Trump is a pedo.

Because their base is all ugly menopausal AWFLs and they're all locked into permanent psychiatric turmoil over the concept that a high value man chose a supermodel who speaks 6 languages over them.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 01:58 PM (2ocoG)

219 "I should've answered that question better. Part of the problem was that I didn't fully embrace the reality of how people felt and I should have..."

And yet Grandmaster wasn't thrown off her game by Trump as she we t around the country talking to people about their economic concerns.

We not only dodged a bullet. We dodged Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 12, 2025 01:59 PM (FxH7T)

220
I buy all this. But she had handlers, and donors, and no one said, "Stop"?
Posted by: m at November 12, 2025 01:57 PM (RuTUS)

They think she's purty. A purty face gets votes of retarded socialists who sadly are allowed to vote.

If I were her I'd buy a winery and spend my time there where I don't make a dumbass of myself on tv.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 01:59 PM (MAl//)

221 Mark Hemingway's write up on the Epstien NYT thing:

"In this case, it’s much more likely that Democrats in Congress squinted at the Epstein docs long enough that they realized that if they selectively released certain emails and blacked out a key name, they could probably get away with saying they were trying to protect one of Epstein’s victims, instead of hiding exonerating information for Trump."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2025 02:00 PM (mlg/3)

222
My conspiracy theory about the Epstein stuff is that the Bernie / AOC wing of the criminal party is out to shoo away Shumer and the old guard and replace them with screamers, so let all the salacious details out about how they were in bed with the perverts and have Trump do it for them as he tries to defend himself.

I know, crazy, but it makes sense for them.

Posted by: Auspex at November 12, 2025 02:00 PM (Y8DZL)

223 The dem base flipped from: Epstein is a hoax like Pizzagate to Trump is an Epstein client shortly after the election

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2025 02:00 PM (sKqQm)

224 Query: is not the actual playing of chess invariably taking place in 3 dimensional space?
Posted by: imp at November 12, 2025 01:26 PM (g6TN6)

Since it takes time to play, there is a 4D component.

As for the game, the 3rd dimension is just visibility. It could be played on thin sheet pieces on wood veneer but then the audience could not see so well and bumps on the table could move pieces.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 12, 2025 02:00 PM (8avO+)

225 "Oh, my god, this cereal's got a rabbit on it--it's so great *cackle*."

Posted by: m at November 12, 2025 02:01 PM (RuTUS)

226 Absolutely unqualified, and absolutely sure of herself, until she gets asked a hard question, then suddenly isn't sure, then just stands there, wide eyed, waiting for someone to bail her out.

Compare that to JD Vance, who handles everything with grace and humor, even going on the attack if the questions are unfair.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 12, 2025 01:46 PM (gDhA9)

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Comparing JD's Intelligence Quotient (IQ) and Emotional (Intelligence) Quotient (EQ) to Kommie-la's us like converting temperature from Fahrenheit to Celsius (subtract 32 and multiply by 5/9ths).

/If Fauci is "The Science," I can be "The Math!" ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 02:01 PM (fblw/)

227 I buy all this. But she had handlers, and donors, and no one said, "Stop"?
Posted by: m at November 12, 2025 01:57 PM (RuTUS)


She still had money to burn, and could borrow more.
It is like the Producers, but with more fraud and stealing.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2025 02:02 PM (rbvCR)

228 Jeebus.

The pivot is now back to the Epstein Files. The MDM got their marching orders and are dutifully following them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 12, 2025 02:02 PM (W2Pud)

229 You can't dream up stuff and say Trump did this and he bad. Nothing you say will be true of Trump. But and shit you dream up about Bill Gates is probably true.

Posted by: thug dolphin at November 12, 2025 02:02 PM (EyfuW)

230 219 "I should've answered that question better. Part of the problem was that I didn't fully embrace the reality of how people felt and I should have..."

And yet Grandmaster wasn't thrown off her game by Trump as she we t around the country talking to people about their economic concerns.

We not only dodged a bullet. We dodged Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 12, 2025 01:59 PM (FxH7T)

She seems to believe that "That one question. That was it. That's what did it."

Posted by: m at November 12, 2025 02:03 PM (RuTUS)

231 They should ask KammieKins about "Chicken Of The Sea".

Posted by: Bad Andrew at November 12, 2025 02:03 PM (6qf1m)

232 As if Biden's presidency wasn't bad enough, Delaware is now hemorrhaging corporations because their courts and government have gone anti business and woke. Sucks to be Delaware

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 02:04 PM (bfwj/)

233 I buy all this. But she had handlers, and donors, and no one said, "Stop"?
Posted by: m at November 12, 2025 01:57 PM (RuTUS)

They think she's purty. A purty face gets votes of retarded socialists who sadly are allowed to vote.

If I were her I'd buy a winery and spend my time there where I don't make a dumbass of myself on tv.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 01:59 PM (MAl//)

She's a cypher. As Veep, Biden and Jill's people were her handlers and leaked monthly how awful Harris was. She was the bomb that Biden would set off if they tried to take him out as president. When it happened anyhow, he set off the bomb.

You are right about going off somewhere as the better option. But she's dumb. Hillary also should have done the same thing and become the "most intelligent woman in the world" for money, a female Jesse Jackson until retirement.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 12, 2025 02:05 PM (8avO+)

234 And no zombies either.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 12, 2025 01:57 PM (2J/Lj)
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Maybe we need to wait a few more minutes in case you "turn."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2025 02:05 PM (A0sqA)

235 Metal detector chick on Oak Island last night was looking particularly scrumptious.

Posted by: wth at November 12, 2025 02:06 PM (UjdFS)

236 Strong male Doug needs to slap Kumallah around a little more to get her head on straight and "listen" to what he is saying.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 12, 2025 02:06 PM (xvV+O)

237 Was talking to my doc this morning about the black box warning being removed from HRT. She said she watched the round table a few days ago with doctors from all specialties just savaging that warning. She was watching with a bowl of popcorn and enjoying every second.
I have been on HRT for several years. I do pellets inserted every three months. It's literally a pain in the ass but worth it.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 12, 2025 02:06 PM (2J/Lj)

238 >>She still had money to burn, and could borrow more.
It is like the Producers, but with more fraud and stealing.
Posted by: Kindltot
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So, her winning was less important than the money that could be made off the running grift. And she's still a money maker?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 12, 2025 02:06 PM (wCq0Y)

239 So I guess she's saying that "I'm stupid, but smart enough to know that I'm stupid, and by answering questions that would show the world how stupid I am, I would be playing their (winning) game...so girl, I didn't play!"
Smahhhht.
Like Fredo Corleone.

Posted by: UncleJefe at November 12, 2025 02:06 PM (gAuAm)

240 Compare that to JD Vance, who handles everything with grace and humor, even going on the attack if the questions are unfair.

JD's handling of a media bimbo on the Haitians eating wildlife in Ohio was a masterclass in public discussion.

The Bimbo kept repeating the claim was debunked because a local pol put out a press releasing saying so. Vance pointed out there were sworn statements and pictures from people that lived there and the bimbo repeated her statement.

So then Vance asked her, "Isn't it your job, as a journalist isn't it your job to GO there, talk with the local people, and as best as you can collect all the evidence pro and con you can find while there and report it all to the public?"

And...the bimbo got a glazed look on her face and then for the third time re-iterated that the claim was debunked.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2025 02:06 PM (sKqQm)

241 Joy Behar is really biting her tongue, there. And where is Whoopie???

Posted by: m at November 12, 2025 02:07 PM (RuTUS)

242
Why is Brian Ta Ta wearing a suit (?) that's two sizes too small?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 12, 2025 02:07 PM (VWtfl)

243 Feel sorry for that punching bag being groped by that gay boxer.

Posted by: thug dolphin at November 12, 2025 02:07 PM (EyfuW)

244 Stop dancing up there!

Posted by: Little Jackie Wright at November 12, 2025 02:07 PM (oftw2)

245 JD talking to people for 5 minutes at VA rehab.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3OT5RkD0Qg

Kammie can play 4 D Chess but she cant do this.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 12, 2025 02:07 PM (gbOdA)

246
"I was aware of my opponent's strategy. And I wasn't about to fall prey or fall into those traps," Harris said." And part of his strategy, and those around him, was to try and take me off our game and message."

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That's why she won, right?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 12, 2025 02:08 PM (VWtfl)

247 In a special headline dedicated to Tucker, today's Bee says

Latest Tucker Guest Bigfoot Reveals How Mind-Controlling Chemtrails Are Sprayed Over The Flat Earth By The Jews

Thar pretty covers everything except Mossad-trained sharks.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2025 02:08 PM (IkXZl)

248 My conspiracy theory about the Epstein stuff is that the Bernie / AOC wing of the criminal party is out to shoo away Shumer and the old guard and replace them with screamers, so let all the salacious details out about how they were in bed with the perverts and have Trump do it for them as he tries to defend himself.

I know, crazy, but it makes sense for them.
Posted by: Auspex at November 12, 2025 02:00 PM (Y8DZL)

The old criminal wing of the Clintons is dying out, and the old ones clung to power too long and neglected to groom replacements. Communists would purge them regardless, but the main thing is that the current form of communist has no practical experience about anything. Even their riots only hurt their own districts.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 12, 2025 02:08 PM (8avO+)

249 Falling over a checkers table while drunk does not mean 3-D chess

Posted by: Blanco at November 12, 2025 02:09 PM (q83gU)

250 235 Metal detector chick on Oak Island last night was looking particularly scrumptious.
Posted by: wth at November 12, 2025 02:06 PM (UjdFS

They're going to keep that going for 30 years aren't they.

"Look, we found wood!"
"Science dates it back to the 1600's!"
"It could have been used as......"

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 02:09 PM (Sco7b)

251 The warnings on HRT were always at least partially a political thing.

Keep in mind that the same government had no problem giving hormones to kids to trann-ify them which has NO health benefits, unlike HRT.

And I think this is more important for women specifically - as a man you can increase testosterone via exercise I don't think there is a similar option for women.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2025 02:10 PM (sKqQm)

252


"She's got dead eyes, like a doll's eyes, "

Sharkin'

She sorta looks like a shark when she gets a cacklin, a sound...a sound no man wants to ever hear. End of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. She averaged six an hour.



Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 12, 2025 02:10 PM (och2J)

253 Dang. How did Pixy let me post double? Thought there were guardrails for that.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Do better, Pixy. at November 12, 2025 02:10 PM (391Jd)

254 /If Fauci is "The Science," I can be "The Math!" ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 02:01 PM (fblw/)
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Not on this blog, mister! You know the rules...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 12, 2025 02:10 PM (IBQGV)

255 And...the bimbo got a glazed look on her face and then for the third time re-iterated that the claim was debunked.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2025 02:06 PM (sKqQm)

The list of sacraments leftists must believe is so fixed that 'debunked' is defined as 'absolutely true but the media doesn't want you to say it'

Posted by: Oldcat at November 12, 2025 02:11 PM (8avO+)

256 Pretty sure Math is racist.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2025 02:11 PM (sKqQm)

257 If I were her I'd buy a winery and spend my time there where I don't make a dumbass of myself on tv.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 01:59 PM (MAl//)

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Future BREAKING Headline: Emhoff & Harris Spitters Spirits & Winery Filed For Bankruptcy Today After A Few Months of Operations Owing to The Inventory Continuously & Mysteriously Disappearing Faster Than Production Capacity Could Keep Up. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 02:11 PM (mmqCU)

258 Thar pretty covers everything except Mossad-trained sharks.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2025 02:08 PM (IkXZl)
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With or without laser beams strapped to their heads?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 12, 2025 02:11 PM (IBQGV)

259 If the left had any brains at all, they'd be mentally exhausted from having to continually claim Kamala is in any way smart or intelligent.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 12, 2025 02:11 PM (HXT0k)

260 And I think this is more important for women specifically - as a man you can increase testosterone via exercise I don't think there is a similar option for women.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2025 02:10 PM (sKqQm)

kitten and puppy pictures on the internet.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 12, 2025 02:12 PM (8avO+)

261 "Oft evil will shall evil mar." -- Theoden King

The same toxic woketardery that brought us Commie Lay in the first place is responsible for the inability to dump her.

I mean, given that the previous time out she was forced to drop out of HER OWN PARTY'S PRIMARY without winning a single delegate would seem to indicate that she wasn't a viable national candidate, but they were 100% sure that the Power of Vagina of Color would triumph over all.

These are fundamentally unserious people. Dangerous, yes, Angry retards can certainly fuck things up. But not serious.

Not that I'm sure that Vagina of Color even makes sense... in my youth, the adage with respect to interracial relationships was "all pussy is pink".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2025 02:12 PM (IG3/x)

262
I bet that Kamala Harris' staff had prepared answers for all likely questions and Kamala refused to even look at it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 12, 2025 02:12 PM (VWtfl)

263 If the left had any brains at all, they'd be mentally exhausted from having to continually claim Kamala is in any way smart or intelligent.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 12, 2025 02:11 PM (HXT0k)

Communists always have to deify the leader. Even if its only 110 days or whatever.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 12, 2025 02:12 PM (8avO+)

264 Remember that kid years ago who was so stupid you just laughed at him? You couldn’t even get annoyed because he was so pathetic, and clearly unable to produce a cogent thought.

Well…

Posted by: Vengeance at November 12, 2025 02:12 PM (q+EmQ)

265 NY Post headline:

"Trump snubs BofA CEO Brian Moynihan in White House dinner for Wall Street execs following ‘debanking’ controversy: sources"

Bank of America "debanked" President Trump following the fracas on Capitol Hill on Jan. 6, 2021.

Posted by: mrp at November 12, 2025 02:13 PM (rj6Yv)

266 Nood.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 12, 2025 02:14 PM (i24o9)

267 187 It's still astonishing to me that Trump managed to defeat not one but two of the most qualified of all time female candidates for President. The cheat was obviously in.

ya know, trump could win again if he identified as geraldine in the 2028 election (the other two elections were for my deadname, h8r!). then he could also be our first historic woman president!

Posted by: anachronda at November 12, 2025 02:14 PM (sGtp+)

268 "Trump snubs BofA CEO Brian Moynihan in White House dinner for Wall Street execs following ‘debanking’ controversy: sources"

Brian Moynihan: Yes I'm the CEO of Bofa

Trump: Bofa deez nuts?

Brian Moynihan: Why you rascal!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2025 02:14 PM (sKqQm)

269 FOX Business headline:

"Bank of America CEO seeks 'important' meeting with Mamdani, says NYC's success vital to company"

Posted by: mrp at November 12, 2025 02:14 PM (rj6Yv)

270 I mean, given that the previous time out she was forced to drop out of HER OWN PARTY'S PRIMARY without winning a single delegate would seem to indicate that she wasn't a viable national candidate, but they were 100% sure that the Power of Vagina of Color would triumph over all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2025 02:12 PM (IG3/x)

Kamala was on the ticket so that nobody would be tempted to kick Biden out to put HER in charge. Worked for a long time too.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 12, 2025 02:14 PM (8avO+)

271 The old criminal wing of the Clintons is dying out, and the old ones clung to power too long and neglected to groom replacements. Communists would purge them regardless, but the main thing is that the current form of communist has no practical experience about anything. Even their riots only hurt their own districts.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 12, 2025 02:08 PM (8avO+)

I refer to this as grifters vs. Marxists. The crooks didn't want to get off the gravy train. Now the Marxist loons are taking control. They don't care about grifting. They want the power to stomp on their enemies faces.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 12, 2025 02:14 PM (2J/Lj)

272 Dang. How did Pixy let me post double? Thought there were guardrails for that.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Do better, Pixy. at November 12, 2025 02:10 PM (391Jd)

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This happens to me occasion when I'm mobile in a vehicle.

I think by the time he does a check to see if it's a duplicate comment, the second one has already posted.

Needs. MOAR. Hampsters!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 02:14 PM (mmqCU)

273 Was talking to my doc this morning about the black box warning being removed from HRT. She said she watched the round table a few days ago with doctors from all specialties just savaging that warning. She was watching with a bowl of popcorn and enjoying every second.
I have been on HRT for several years. I do pellets inserted every three months. It's literally a pain in the ass but worth it.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 12, 2025 02:06 PM (2J/Lj)
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You might be interested in this good interview with Marty Makary (it's pretty short) on the subject. It was interesting to hear his take.

https://tinyurl.com/23v4skyu

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2025 02:14 PM (IkXZl)

274 Wasn't Wolff the one who got to interview PDT for hours for a book?

If so...who the hell let that happen?!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 12, 2025 02:15 PM (3ImbR)

275 >>Trump snubs BofA CEO Brian Moynihan in White House dinner for Wall Street execs following ‘debanking’ controversy: sources"


Well, that jackass Moynihan and BoA also just stated he would be the first to work with Mamdani the Commie in NYC. They are also one of the most prolific DEI banks who should be sued into next year for their discrimination. And btw their service reflects it.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 12, 2025 02:16 PM (q+EmQ)

276
It amazes me that the DUmmies really genuinely believe that ANYBODY cares about J.D. Vance's wife's ethnicity. They fundamentally don't understand us, and thank God for it.

Posted by: American Hawkman at November 12, 2025 02:16 PM (9VDxG)

277 Nood

Epstein.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 02:16 PM (Sco7b)

278 251 The warnings on HRT were always at least partially a political thing.

Keep in mind that the same government had no problem giving hormones to kids to trann-ify them which has NO health benefits, unlike HRT.
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Many women suffered, when the pill first came out, from high doses of estrogen. Now we watch the effects of hormones on athletes. It's can be difficult to convenience people that there is an effective and harmless dosage.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 12, 2025 02:16 PM (wCq0Y)

279 "Trump snubs BofA CEO Brian Moynihan in White House dinner for Wall Street execs following ‘debanking’ controversy: sources"

Bank of America "debanked" President Trump following the fracas on Capitol Hill on Jan. 6, 2021.
Posted by: mrp at November 12, 2025 02:13 PM (rj6Yv)
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It was BofA who volunteered Jan 6 card use data to the Fibbies without a warrant, turning on their customers despite a positive duty to protect privacy.

Moynihan is a POS.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2025 02:16 PM (IkXZl)

280 Bank of America also voluntarily turned over all the cardholder data of people who used credit cards or banking services in the DC area after January 6th.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 12, 2025 02:17 PM (q+EmQ)

281 Metal detector chick on Oak Island last night was looking particularly scrumptious.
Posted by: wth at November 12, 2025 02:06 PM (UjdFS

They're going to keep that going for 30 years aren't they.

"Look, we found wood!"
"Science dates it back to the 1600's!"
"It could have been used as......"
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 02:09 PM (Sco7b)

When I was a young kid reading almost everything in libraries I read several books mentioning Oak Island and it was old then. This would be the 60s. Can't these kids today make up some new stupid thing to grift on? Besides supersymmetry?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 12, 2025 02:18 PM (8avO+)

282 > Was talking to my doc this morning about the black box warning being removed from HRT.

Maybe they'll do the same for testosterone replacement therapy for men.

Gym rats roided to the gills have given that a bad name, too, but there's a big difference between maintaining a normal level and overdosing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2025 02:18 PM (IG3/x)

283 guardrails? Oh. Those are fake. Like a bra doesn't prevent unwrapping. Au contraire. It is made so even a one handed deewb can unwrap the puppies.

Posted by: thug dolphin at November 12, 2025 02:20 PM (EyfuW)

284 "And I wasn't about to be distracted by those flames that he was trying to throw to get me away from one of my highest priorit[ies]..."

"Cause that Vodka... that shit goes off! You know, girlfriend!"
/cackle... 3 snaps.

Posted by: Croaker at November 12, 2025 02:22 PM (+BcZI)

285 253 Dang. How did Pixy let me post double? Thought there were guardrails for that.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Do better, Pixy. at November 12, 2025 02:10 PM (391Jd)

Different wording.

212 How come nobody plays three dimensional tic tac toe?
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Got to skip work in Algebra class in high school one day, playing 3-D tic-tac-toe. And I would have won, too, except for that guy who said, Hey, if you move there, you win, so I didn't. I were dumb.

But, in Second Life, I did re-create the 4x4x4 game for two players.
http://mindfulwebworks.com/second-life/tic4-3dsl
Posted by: mindful webworker - but lost to Joe Dementia at November 12, 2025 01:57 PM (391Jd)

214 How come nobody plays three dimensional tic tac toe?
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Got to skip work in Algebra class in high school one day, playing 3-D tic-tac-toe. And I would have won, too, except for that guy who said, Hey, if you move there, you win, so I didn't. I were dumb.

But, in Second Life, I did re-create the 4x4x4 game for two players. Pic shows 7-way win for yellow.
http://mindfulwebworks.com/second-life/tic4-3dsl
Posted by: mindful webworker - but lost to Joe Dementia at November 12, 2025 01:58 PM (391Jd)

Posted by: m at November 12, 2025 02:29 PM (RuTUS)

286 I propose a new rule:
Any future mention of Kamala must be accompanied by the Nelson Kuntz HaHa meme.

Posted by: buddhaha at November 12, 2025 03:05 PM (V+y+Q)

287 Since I started with my online business, I earn $25 every 15 minutes. It sounds unbelievable but you won’t forgive yourself if you don't check it out. Learn more about it

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Posted by: Aliya Greenholt at November 12, 2025 03:05 PM (XmMvG)

288 Random assertion of the Day: Webb Wilder was a compelling musical act and deserved far more success than he and his band achieved.
Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 01:39 PM (TN0g+)

One of my favorites from the 90s. Saw him perform numerous times at various small clubs. Always a great show!

Posted by: NCDave at November 12, 2025 03:26 PM (VQC/c)

289 Kamela was Checkmated now she can return to her creepy Castle and feed her Moat Monsters

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 12, 2025 05:29 PM (wGqjj)

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