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UK PM and Effeminate Pussy Keir Starmer Vows He Will "Fiiiiiight" Any Move to Depose Him

Before that: This Effeminate Pussy just reduced the formerly "special relationship" between the UK and the US by announcing that the UK will no longer share "some" intelligence with the US... to protect his communist ally Maduro in Venezuela.

This is a major breach of our alliance.

The United Kingdom has suspended some intelligence sharing with the United States, its close ally, over the U.S. military's lethal strikes against alleged drug-trafficking boats in the Caribbean, since London thinks the attacks are illegal and does not want to be implicated, multiple outlets reported on Tuesday.

The decision to halt intelligence sharing, which took place earlier this fall, highlights the range of skepticism regarding the Trump administration's legal justification for the vessel strikes, which so far have killed at least 76 people.

The U.S. garners intelligence from a variety of sources, including the UK, which oversees some territories in the Caribbean and offers information that assists the U.S. in identifying boats suspected of smuggling narcotics in the region.

The gathered intelligence is normally delivered to the Joint Interagency Task Force South (JIATFS), based in Key West, Fla., which works on monitoring and detecting suspected illegal trafficking targets and conducting counter-narcotic operations.

More than a dozen countries, including close U.S. allies, have liaison officers based at JIATFS, which is led by Coast Guard Rear Adm. Jeff Randall.

The British have radar bases and listening stations in the Caribbean. You've seen James Bond movies. They're like all set in the Caribbean. It's kind of stupid.

So this isn't nothing. The British are denying us intelligence collected at Jamaica, the Bahamas, etc.

If you missed it, Argentina is talking tough again about seizing the Falkland Islands from the British, and this time, I say we side with Argentina.

Not that these ponces will care much. They just signed over the nearly-unhinhabited but strategically useful Chagos Islands to Mauritius... which is very friendly with expansionist Red China.

These are the islands where the US maintains an absolutely vital base at Diego Garcia. The US will continue to have access to that base, for a while, as the UK negotiated a 99 year lease (on something they formerly owned)... but China will build its own base right next to ours soon enough. (The British negotiated a 24-mile buffer zone around Diego Garcia. Pretty sure a Chinese base 25 miles away would still be a threat.)

Back to the headline story:

Even the effeminate pussies at the Guardian admit that their ally Keir Starmer is the most unpopular PM in UK history.

However, they put a Happy Spin on it.

Yes, Keir Starmer is Britain’m's most unpopular PM ever. That could liberate him

Amazing. Hitler similarly felt liberated as the Wehrmacht dissolved. He felt so liberated he decided to YOLO a bullet into his own temple and liberate his cerebral cortex from his brain stem.


Forget the public vitriol and use the next four years to get things done -- first and foremost, whatever it takes to stop Reform

Somewhere in Greater Britain, a chicken cries out, "Help! I'm being sexually assaulted!"

(That is a real old-school reference.)

...

As often, Wes Streeting dares say what all can see: that there is "deep disillusionment in this country at the moment" and "a growing sense of despair about whether anyone is capable of turning this country round". The "change" Labour promised is not yet visible; we still lack a guiding light towards better things to come.

Note that name "Wes Streetling" for later.


Yet, even so, the current vitriolic state of public opinion is perplexing and alarming. Keir Starmer is the most unpopular prime minister ever.


...

As prime minister, he's short on charisma, they say: more seriously, he lacks political agility, ingenuity or instinct for where the wind blows.


...

Polling guru John Curtice warns them to stop chasing Reform voters: they've gone.

Labour's leader is failing; there's no denying it when pollsters suggest no leader could ever return from these unplumbed depths.

...

Unsurprisingly, panic on the back benches will make talk of leadership change rife if May's elections go as badly as predicted -- or, some suggest, sooner. I see aficionados reaching for the Labour party rulebook, reminding one another of a little-noticed but key change made at last year's conference. It's now easier to challenge a sitting leader at any time of year with a nomination backed by 20% of Labour MPs -- currently, 80 of them. Before, a leader was safe except in a brief pre-conference window.

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Here's ministers' paradox: Labour's only hope lies in despair. Assume they will be wiped out whatever, so use this massive majority for four more years to follow their natural social democratic instinct: make radical tax reforms, raising plenty. Expect to lose the next election, so do everything now. Forget opinion polls and focus groups; let voters see sincerity in their purpose. The only way to restore some respect is to do transparently what they think most right and fair.

Well that's a plan. As with Hitler: YOLO it.

Remember how Labour got this huge majority: It was emphatically not because the public craved more feckless IngSoc communism and control. Just a few years before, the public handed the "Conservative" party an enormous majority, one of the largest in history.

No, Labour only won because the "Conservative" continued allowing hundreds and hundreds of thousands of immigrants, many "boat people" criminals escaping justice in their own home countries, and absolutely would not change this policy no matter how much their own voters demanded it.

Their own voters were not yet ready to embrace the "extremism" of Reform, so they choose the path of self-harm -- political cutting -- of voting for Labour to send a message.

A message Labour itself didn't get either, though they make insincere claims about wanting to "stop the boats."

There was never any desire for a return of IngSoc. People just wanted the boats stopped. Now they have more destructive socialism and more boat criminals.

The General Electios won't take place for a while. I think that Guardian scrunt mentioned May. We'll get to the May elections below.

But members of Keir Starmer's disaster-party are scheming to depose him before the scheduled party leadership vote.

Keir Starmer, the most demasculated man in the world -- even Justin Castreaux at least uses his left-wing effeminancy to smash mish -- vows he will "fight" with every atom of male strength he has, which is three. Three atoms of male strength.


Allies of the prime minister are making it clear he would fight any challenge to his leadership from Labour MPs.

There are fears from those loyal to Sir Keir Starmer that his job might be under immediate threat, perhaps as soon as shortly after the Budget in a fortnight's time.

Critics say it is evidence that Downing Street is "in full bunker mode" which "won't help the government out of the hole we're in."

You know who else went into full bunker mode?

I'm not the only one thinking about Hitler. Me and Important Conservative Thought Leader Nick Fuentes have Hitler on our minds.

Friends of Sir Keir are deeply worried about what they see as plotting going on to try to replace him and are seeking to make clear what they see as the grave risks of a leadership challenge.

You don't want none of this smoke, Friend-O.



Those names being discussed by Labour MPs as potential candidates to displace Sir Keir include some of his closest cabinet allies, especially Wes Streeting, the health secretary, and Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood.

Absolutely Shabana Mahmood will deliver on Labour's insincere promise to stop the Islamic Invasion of Britain.

Some also speculate about the ambitions of Ed Miliband, the energy secretary, and backbenchers including the former transport secretary Louise Haigh.

The ambition of Streeting is seen with particular suspicion from some loyal to the prime minister.

Speaking to BBC Breakfast, Streeting called suggestions he would challenge Sir Keir "self-defeating nonsense", and said he was not standing against the prime minister.

Asked if he would ever consider making such a move, he replied: "I cannot see circumstances under which I would do that to our prime minister."

LOL. "I cannot foresee the eventualities under which such an ambition would even be contemplated" = "Yes."

Circumstances change, don't they, Colonel? Nice Army base you have 'ere. Would be a shame if anything were to 'appen to it.

He said the prime minister should sack the aide who was responsible for the briefing, which he described as "the worst attack on a faithful since Joe Marler was banished in The Traitors final".

He added that there was a "toxic culture" in Downing Street that needed to change.

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Opinion polls suggest Sir Keir is deeply unpopular, perhaps even the most unpopular British prime minister in the history of modern opinion polling.

Polls also suggest the Labour Party has commanded the support of no more than a fifth of the electorate in recent months.

But, a move to replace Sir Keir isn't straightforward. Under Labour's rules, it would take 20% of its MPs to nominate a challenger - 81 given the current size of the parliamentary party in the Commons.

For months now, plenty in the Labour Party have acknowledged that the government faces a likely crunch point after devolved elections in Scotland and Wales and local elections in many parts of England next May.

Ohhh, parts of the UK outside of England itself will hold elections. Most Scots vote for the socialist, pro-transgender, grievance based Scottish National Party, because at least it also pushes for independence. But for second place, Reform has just moved past Labour in polls.

But we're only talking a few seats there, not nearly enough to strip Labour of its huge majority.

As for Wales, I think again they mostly support the "nationalist" Welsh party, Plaid Cymru. Plaid Cymru leads with 28%, with Reform close behind at 21%.

The figures for Wales put Plaid Cymru on 28%, with Reform on 21%, the Green Party on 19%, Labour on 15%, the Conservatives on 12% and the Liberal Democrats on 4%. Other parties were at 2%.

But again, we are talking about a few seats changing hands here and there. Maybe. Not nearly enough to dent the Labour Majority.


Labour is widely expected to do badly in those elections, but there are growing concerns from some in the party that it can't wait until then to contemplate a change of leader.

Downing Street is aware of the potential imminence of such a threat to them.

One senior Labour MP told us: "It's all very well to say wait for the locals, but that's my activist base I'm sending into the gunfire. I can't lose all my councillors."

Another Labour source said: "The list of reasons for people to move after the Budget are growing by the day.

"If Wes is brave and moves he may well be rewarded by being prime minister by Christmas."

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The prime minister's supporters are telling Labour MPs they should be careful what they wish for.

They argue a leadership contest would plunge the party into the chaos associated with the final years of the Conservative Party's stint in office which came to an end last year, and install a leader who does not have their own mandate from the country.

They are trying to convince their colleagues that a contest could destabilise the international markets too, and would jeopardise the good relationship the prime minister has established with President Trump.

But others, including some ministers, fret about what they perceive to be the desperate position the government is in.

"It's terrible. He [Starmer] is hated out there. It is worse than it got under Corbyn. I don't see how this is sustainable until May," one minister said.

Keir Starmer is widely-acknowledged to be a sad vagina made from soft gray putty, but he wants you to know, he is a very feisty and fighty sad vagina.

Keir Starmer has backed Wes Streeting and refuted the "completely unacceptable" No 10 leaks amid mounting speculation the prime minister could face a leadership coup.

As a civil war erupts at the top of the Labour Party, the health secretary has categorically denied that he is plotting to oust Sir Keir and called for those in Downing Street briefing against him to face the sack.

Nah it wasn't categorical. He said he could not foresee the circumstances. That's such a non-categorical non-denial it's essentially a confirmation.


In a flurry of anonymous late-night briefings, allies of the prime minister came out fighting on his behalf amid fears his job could be under threat after the Budget in two weeks' time....

Speaking during a fiery PMQs, Sir Keir said that "any attack on any member of my Cabinet is completely unacceptable", and insisted that the health secretary is doing a "great job" as he highlighted his record on turning around the NHS.


During his speech at the NHS Providers conference in Manchester Mr Streeting suggested he was not "on manoeuvres".

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Quizzed about a 2024 interview when he expressed his desire to be PM one day.

He said: I've got a hard job already, so I'm quite enjoying doing this, and I'm thank you very much."

Adding "I'm not going to say anything today that adds to the silly season that is going down."

He's totally not thinking of challenging Starmer just like Donkey-Chompers is totally not thinking of primarying Sloppy Schumer.


"I don't think that's a helpful or constructive thing to say, I also don't think it's true.

He doesn't "think it's true" that he's going to challenge Starmer? When will he have more certainty about that estimation?

Okay enough of this gay British pageantry.

How are you?

Posted by: Ace at 12:10 PM




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1 Morning Ace

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 12, 2025 12:10 PM (CiNGX)

2 One

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 12:10 PM (bfwj/)

3 Starmer looks like a bottom.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 12, 2025 12:11 PM (CiNGX)

4 Morning.

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 12:12 PM (1AU8Q)

5 The Hill: Space food made from astronaut urine to be tested on ISS

https://tinyurl.com/mr2pxtad

Via Insty.

Now to read the content.

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 12:12 PM (1AU8Q)

6 Hi Ace
I'm here for a,change.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 12, 2025 12:12 PM (t/2Uw)

7 They do love power more than anything.
Thankfully UK PMs are as disposable as condoms.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 12, 2025 12:13 PM (xcxpd)

8 Good morning, everyone.

Starmer is...unfortunate for real British citizens.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 12, 2025 12:13 PM (PMtkd)

9 It's so cute when a conquered nation still tries to act tough.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 12, 2025 12:14 PM (NR6c1)

10 Elections have consequences.

Maybe the Brits will finally realize that, before it's too late.

But it could be too late already.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 12, 2025 12:14 PM (cuae1)

11 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Completely OT, but Hubby and I are going to a Straight No Chaser concert this evening.

It's in Dallas, so we are spending the night in a nice hotel right next to the venue so that we aren't navigating unfamiliar freeways after dark.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 12, 2025 12:15 PM (SRRAx)

12 The punching, I just…why would you let that be filmed? The UK is toast.

Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2025 12:15 PM (Wmg4n)

13 Starmer and Obama have a boxing match. Who wins?

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 12, 2025 12:16 PM (PMtkd)

14 How are you?


I am fine.
Thanxs for asking.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2025 12:16 PM (2WIwB)

15 Okay Keir, we'll take those nuke warheads back.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:16 PM (N72/9)

16 The parliamentary system sucks.

They'll do like the Liberals did in Canada when Trudeau became unpopular. "You hate Trudeau! We understand. How do you like this new guy?"

Back later. Hopefully Sponge will have a happy update.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 12:16 PM (Sco7b)

17 The maximum life of a parliament is 5 years, so the Labour government can wait until 2029 before calling a new election. Regardless of the unpopularity of a government, Britain doesn't have any constitutional mechanism for forcing early elections, and Labour won a two-thirds majority in Parliament with one-third of the popular vote.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at November 12, 2025 12:17 PM (i7tnZ)

18 Somewhere in Greater Britain, a chicken cries out, "Help! I'm being sexually assaulted!"

(That is a real old-school reference.)


Thanks for the shout out, Ace!

Posted by: That Chicken at November 12, 2025 12:17 PM (bFu5X)

19 Teresa -
Great to see you! Enjoy the special evening with your Hubby.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 12, 2025 12:17 PM (N39Ws)

20 England is done for. Thanks to my ancestors for seeing the writing on the wall hundreds of years ago.

Posted by: huerfano at November 12, 2025 12:17 PM (98kQX)

21 ""Keir Starmer is widely-acknowledged to be a sad vagina made from soft gray putty""


lolol..lolol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 12:17 PM (snZF9)

22 We love Keir!! Not only does he let us rape his women and children, but he pays us on the dole and anyone that attacks us is labeled a racist just like they do in America!

Once we are in charge, I look forward to shaking Keri’s hand as I toss his gay ass off of the top of Big Ben. But first I will rape him. LOL

Posted by: London Moslems at November 12, 2025 12:17 PM (UNIEM)

23 Watling Street > Wes Streetling

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 12, 2025 12:17 PM (XvL8K)

24 England is where we would be if Kamala had won. It may be too late to reverse the Islamic takeover. There are multiple towns with Muslim mayors. They can take over the streets at will. The courts continue to put people in jail for social media posts while allowing foreign immigrants to rape and stab and disrupt.
How do they come back from this? What possible purpose did it serve to allow this?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 12, 2025 12:17 PM (t/2Uw)

25 18 Somewhere in Greater Britain, a chicken cries out, "Help! I'm being sexually assaulted!"

(That is a real old-school reference.)

Thanks for the shout out, Ace!
Posted by: That Chicken at November 12, 2025 12:17 PM (bFu5X)

Help! I'm being choked!

Posted by: The Chicken at November 12, 2025 12:18 PM (N39Ws)

26 Good morning! Much like NYC, I really don't care what happens in the UK. They're getting the government they voted for good and hard. Hopefully, folks will watch and learn.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at November 12, 2025 12:18 PM (luW68)

27 Keir Starmer is widely-acknowledged to be a sad vagina made from soft gray putty, but he wants you to know, he is a very feisty and fighty sad vagina.

Poetry, Ace.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 12, 2025 12:18 PM (QGetb)

28 I see aficionados reaching for the Labour party rulebook, reminding one another of a little-noticed but key change made at last year's conference.
________
Double Secret Probation?

Posted by: Eeyore at November 12, 2025 12:18 PM (s0JqF)

29


Funny how MI6 was all cozy in bed with Brennan, Comey and Clapper to engineer the Russia Collusion Hoax.


Starmerbahnfuhrer should enjoy a Muslim rape gang liberating his sigmoid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2025 12:19 PM (x0n13)

30 27 Keir Starmer is widely-acknowledged to be a sad vagina made from soft gray putty, but he wants you to know, he is a very feisty and fighty sad vagina.

Poetry, Ace.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 12, 2025 12:18 PM (QGetb)

Cruel poetry

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 12, 2025 12:19 PM (xcxpd)

31 Does Plaid Cymru go to eleven?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2025 12:19 PM (npFr7)

32 The content was tasty. Thank you for the content.

"...Argentina is talking tough again about seizing the Falkland Islands from the British, and this time, I say we side with Argentina."

Yep.

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (pFY3R)

33 Yes, the Britain of Knickerless Parsons and the Right Horrible Edward Teeth is gone.

Posted by: Benny Hill, 1978 at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (oftw2)

34 26 Good morning! Much like NYC, I really don't care what happens in the UK. They're getting the government they voted for good and hard. Hopefully, folks will watch and learn.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at November 12, 2025 12:18 PM (luW6

Sort of. The more we allow Muslims to take over like the, the closer they are to our gates…seems we have barbarians inching pretty close now.

Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (Wmg4n)

35 I've been out of work for almost a year, in the tech space, so my One Issue is H-1B.
Everyone was delaying hiring "because of AI" but really to stall so they could hire the visas they wanted.
I'm at the point Trump is doing nothing for me.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (gKWVE)

36 Conservatives didn't vote for Labour in 2024. Half the Conservatives voted for Reform, but this just allowed Labour to win a gigantic majority with almost the exact same percent of the vote they won in 2019 (because Labour voters were not abandoning ship for Reform or for LibDems, Greens or whatever other commie alternative).

Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (Dg7ng)

37 If it were not for breeding with Scots or Irish I think the weak tea Brits would be speaking German. Of course the USA bailed them out twice, so they also can trace their DNA back to the UK...but the strong came here.

He looks weak, speaks weakly, and has the spine of a worm. Good luck, UK! After seeing his boxing skills I am very sure I could take him out myself, and that is not saying much.

To abandon the USA in fighting narco terrorists shows they fear someone other than us. China, I would guess, based on what you wrote, Ace.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (MAl//)

38 I feel like I'm the only one following the air crash in Louisville story. It has nothing to do with Trump so no one cares

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (PAmwh)

39 It's kinda sad watching all these Brits petty tyrants desperately throwing any and all--men, women, children--to the muslim alligator to try and save themselves.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 12, 2025 12:21 PM (HXT0k)

40 Starmer and Obama have a boxing match. Who wins?
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 12, 2025 12:16 PM


Their shadows.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 12:22 PM (bFu5X)

41 38 I feel like I'm the only one following the air crash in Louisville story. It has nothing to do with Trump so no one cares
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (PAmwh)

UPS plane crash?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 12, 2025 12:22 PM (xcxpd)

42 Okay enough of this gay British pageantry.

How are you?

Posted by: Ace

Doing well thank you!
Hope you are feeling better.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 12, 2025 12:22 PM (uWSFJ)

43 The Royal Navy is 25 vessels, the Argies have a good chance.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:22 PM (N72/9)

44 Ace - wow, what a post.

I'm glad I decided to take 10 minutes to read it before posting.

The UK is so totally boned right now.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 12, 2025 12:22 PM (0CU3H)

45 Every month the cartels kill thousands of people with their poison. More than any other war on record.

The beneficiaries of this genocide are not just the cartels. It is sovereigns like Venezuela and China, both of whom are hostile to the US and our interests. That’s demonstrable and I will debate that point on any given day, and win the argument.

The cartels have been specifically designated DTO’s for a reason. That not only allows us to kill them before they kill my neighbors or their children, it allows a whole range of actions designed to destroy them.

After all, this is war

So now that I’ve drawn that with pictures and in crayon, please tell me why Democrats, Rand Paul and this poofter, defend the cartels, Venezuela and China over American citizens?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 12, 2025 12:22 PM (nxfBy)

46 The intel-sharing outrage should be met with a response 10 times its importance to make a point, but nah. Mewling non-response most likely. And of course there are completely separate grounds to revisit the intel arrangement. Ironically similar to those that our Five Eyes "allies" should have been mulling during the Obama/Biden catastrophes (presence of enemy-connected assets high in US nat security structure).

Curious about the Dutch stance here. They're actually a key player on the Caribbean side, in the south. Not part of Five Eyes, but (historically at least) very very tied in and cooperative with the US on major issues.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2025 12:23 PM (U/Byj)

47 30 27 Keir Starmer is widely-acknowledged to be a sad vagina made from soft gray putty, but he wants you to know, he is a very feisty and fighty sad vagina.

Poetry, Ace.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 12, 2025 12:18 PM (QGetb

Fake vaginas are usually made with Thermoplastic Elastomer (TPE) or Silicone.

But that was still a great line.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 12:23 PM (Sco7b)

48 Okay enough of this gay British pageantry.

How are you?

Posted by: Ace at 12:10 PM


Feeling like a cold is creeping up on me, but otherwise can't complain too much.

How you doin'?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 12:23 PM (bFu5X)

49 People constantly complain about Israel which has been our ally through thick and thin, but say nothing about how often we are stabbed in the back by our NATO allies.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 12, 2025 12:23 PM (t/2Uw)

50 Okay Keir, we'll take those nuke warheads back

I really hope that the codes we gave them don't actually match the codes in the Permissive Action Links

Posted by: Chuck C at November 12, 2025 12:23 PM (0GLZr)

51 ... the UK will no longer share "some" intelligence with the US... to protect his communist ally Maduro in Venezuela.

--------------

Can we seize Venezuela, Canada, The UK, Greenland, and The PanaMAGA Canal at the same time?

/It's the only way to save them ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 12:23 PM (+W0sM)

52
The British have radar bases and listening stations in the Caribbean. You've seen James Bond movies. They're like all set in the Caribbean. It's kind of stupid.

____________

*polite cough*

Dusky-hued maidens

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2025 12:23 PM (tgvbd)

53 "The decision to halt intelligence sharing, which took place earlier this fall, highlights the range of skepticism regarding the Trump administration's legal justification for the vessel strikes, which so far have killed at least 76 people."

Gee I don't recall media articles reporting a range of skepticism for Barky's legal justification to drone U.S. citizens abroad. If they were jihadis they deserved it IMO, but normally the FNM would have been "can the POTUS do that?"

Posted by: PaleRider at November 12, 2025 12:23 PM (JEcs7)

54 Afternoon Ace.
After Corbyn, the best that Labour could do was Starmer.
Here in the US Schumer sucks but everyone who the Dems (Labour) may replace him with is Starmwr

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 12:23 PM (bfwj/)

55 35 I've been out of work for almost a year, in the tech space, so my One Issue is H-1B.
Everyone was delaying hiring "because of AI" but really to stall so they could hire the visas they wanted.
I'm at the point Trump is doing nothing for me.
Posted by: gKWVE at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (gKWVE)

Have you looked in other spaces outside tech? That's what my daughter did to get hired...not the best option, but better than running out of unemployment payments option...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 12, 2025 12:23 PM (tOcjL)

56 Did Ace like the movie, or not? 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 12, 2025 12:24 PM (SRRAx)

57 House of Reps just released emails from Epstein to Maxwell saying that Trump spent hours at his house with one of the Christian child victims.

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at November 12, 2025 12:24 PM (J2DSD)

58 Sefton

Keir will merely lean back and think of England, getting screwed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:24 PM (N72/9)

59 Sort of. The more we allow Muslims to take over like the, the closer they are to our gates…seems we have barbarians inching pretty close now.

Today Detroit, tomorrow Minnesooooda!

Posted by: Muslim Rape Gangs at November 12, 2025 12:24 PM (UNIEM)

60 Interesting precedent for going YOLO and hanging onto power no matter yet - the infamous Long Parliament did exactly that from 1640 - 1653, up to the moment that Cromwell marched in backed by his soldiers and tossed them all out.
"In the name of God, Go!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 12:24 PM (uWKK8)

61 I feel like I'm the only one following the air crash in Louisville story. It has nothing to do with Trump so no one cares
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (PAmwh)

I'm sure the ASS troll will appear to tell you it was caused by the Trump shutdown.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2025 12:24 PM (npFr7)

62 Starmerbahnfuhrer should enjoy a Muslim rape gang liberating his sigmoid.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2025 12:19 PM (x0n13)

Rather harsh for my breakfast, JJ. But I agree. Seeing as how Rotherham has been on my radar since, oh, 2014? it is past time and probably too late for Britain.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 12:24 PM (MAl//)

63 I was in England recently. You can't imagine the level of hatred toward Starmer. It is universal. The Right DESPISE him. But the Left also HATE HIS GUTS because he's such a sniveling lying weasel. i've never seen anything like it -- how someone managed to inspire universal loathing from all political sides.

He really is the worst Prime Minister in British history, and that's saying something.

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2025 12:24 PM (oraVG)

64 Keir Starmer vs. Brian Stelter in Ultimate Slapfighting.

The Pay-per-view take will be astronomical.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 12, 2025 12:25 PM (wtvvX)

65 Perhaps what should be done in America is what Reform did in the yookay. Let the commies win, destroy the GOP Whig-style and let something else take its place.
Supposedly Trump was to do that - he'd also come out of a Reform Party, Perot's - but the clock is ticking.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 12, 2025 12:25 PM (gKWVE)

66 38 I feel like I'm the only one following the air crash in Louisville story. It has nothing to do with Trump so no one cares
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12,

I am not sure what you mean? It was awful, but looks like mechanical failure of the worst kind. I don’t believe in accidents, someone or somewhere was a failure point that could have prevented this, but it does little to soothe the souls of those who lost family and friends.

Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2025 12:25 PM (Wmg4n)

67 Europe is lost. The boot on their throat won't be of german descent, but of Islamic. And when they cry out to the USA to save them (for the 3rd time), if we go and when we win - they become a US territory. They've shown they can't govern.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 12, 2025 12:25 PM (N39Ws)

68


"Labour's only hope lies in despair."

LOL

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 12, 2025 12:25 PM (och2J)

69 5 The Hill: Space food made from astronaut urine to be tested on ISS

https://tinyurl.com/mr2pxtad

Via Insty.

Now to read the content.

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 12:12 PM (1AU8Q)

OUT: Pizza
IN: Pissa

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 12, 2025 12:26 PM (wtvvX)

70
So now that I’ve drawn that with pictures and in crayon, please tell me why Democrats, Rand Paul and this poofter, defend the cartels, Venezuela and China over American citizens?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 12, 2025 12:22 PM (nxfBy)

Let's see, I think I remember a 70's song about that, it started like this: 'Money money money, Money!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 12:26 PM (uWKK8)

71 Keir Stamer is the worst prime minister of GB, of all time, full stop. Absolute disaster at every possible level.

I think labor needs to stop think "YOLO" and start thinking extinction level event.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 12, 2025 12:26 PM (gDhA9)

72 Somewhere in Greater Britain, a chicken cries out, "Help! I'm being sexually assaulted!"

(That is a real old-school reference.)

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I'm old enough to get the variation of "Quit plucking that chicken!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 12:27 PM (+W0sM)

73

STILL!!!

Posted by: imp at November 12, 2025 12:27 PM (g6TN6)

74 You know what would make him feel more liberated? An AGM to the keister.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 12:27 PM (abIsI)

75 Why don't WE take the Falklands and make it the 51st state?
Then do Greenland.

Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2025 12:27 PM (KtOUo)

76 gKWVE, I'm not clear on where the H1-B changes actually stand, but the atmospherics and leadership tone are ..... not encouraging. See the Trump interview with Ingraham. And not just that. The body language on ag and hospitality illegals, the rather stunning pre-surrender/declaration of helplessness on Chinese students.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2025 12:27 PM (U/Byj)

77 Link goes to independent.co.uk not The Guardian

Posted by: anon2020 at November 12, 2025 12:28 PM (RqMDa)

78 Yet, even so, the current vitriolic state of public opinion is perplexing and alarming.

Also perplexing and alarming? Surprise Rapes by illegal Muslims.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 12:28 PM (2ocoG)

79
I am not sure what you mean? It was awful, but looks like mechanical failure of the worst kind.

_________

Wouldn't be astonished if it was a maintenance issue and some mechanic who was high on Our Legal Pot didn't tighten the bolts.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2025 12:28 PM (tgvbd)

80 Starmer reminds me of a sedated Keith Olbermann with a brit accent.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 12, 2025 12:28 PM (bNf8H)

81 67 Europe is lost. The boot on their throat won't be of german descent, but of Islamic. And when they cry out to the USA to save them (for the 3rd time), if we go and when we win - they become a US territory. They've shown they can't govern.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 12, 2025 12:25 PM (N39Ws)

There's hope for Eastern Europe, and Meloni is doing surprisingly well in Italy. (long ways to go, though)
However the governments of Germany, France, and the UK are all on the verge of collapse, and they'll probably sweep up Denmark and the Netherlands in their wreckage. Spain is a basket case but it's been that way for 2 centuries now, so who cares.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 12:29 PM (uWKK8)

82 The Falkland's have Gaucho's right?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 12:29 PM (abIsI)

83 It's also amusing that the worldwide left has only one message to run on:

"You must accept less and suffer worse because you are a racist."

Which, for some reason unknown--and unknowable--to them, is not being met with cheers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 12, 2025 12:29 PM (HXT0k)

84 he Hill: Space food made from astronaut urine to be tested on ISS

https://tinyurl.com/mr2pxtad

Via Insty.

Now to read the content.

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 12:12 PM


Wicked pissah!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 12:29 PM (bFu5X)

85 5 The Hill: Space food made from astronaut urine to be tested on ISS



I would call it Wang Tang. TM Seftoncorp

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2025 12:29 PM (x0n13)

86 Keir Starmer is widely-acknowledged to be a sad vagina made from soft gray putty

Is that the trans surgery for people who can't afford the "luxurious" tilapia-skin model?

Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 12:29 PM (2ocoG)

87 Ace, the upcoming elections don't affect the UK Parliament, they will be for the Welsh & Scottish Parliaments only. Won't touch the Labour majorities at Westminster.

Posted by: Spelling Nazi at November 12, 2025 12:29 PM (NcvvS)

88 The UPS MD-11F is looking like pylon failure. But that is just a guess from what the NTSB has already released. The FAA has issued an emergency directive grounding every MD-11/11F until they are fixed.

But it happened after V1 so there was no hope of stopping the plane before they ran out of runway.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:29 PM (N72/9)

89 Wouldn't be astonished if it was a maintenance issue and some mechanic who was high on Our Legal Pot didn't tighten the bolts.
_________________

When an engine falls off, it's almost never not because of bad maintenance.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 12:30 PM (+113B)

90 You wanted Soylent Green.
You got piss.

Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2025 12:30 PM (KtOUo)

91 "I'm not going to say anything today that adds to the silly season that is going down."

They have a Ministry for that sort of thing.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 12, 2025 12:30 PM (w9Wax)

92 Dame Kim Stammer is getting together with preezy shit Midas to do a dumbbell workout later.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at November 12, 2025 12:30 PM (xvV+O)

93 Sounds like an excuse to me.

Florida Woman Going 107 MPH Tells Cops She Was Trying To Get To Little Caesars Before Close

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 12, 2025 12:30 PM (jZDMh)

94 66 38 I feel like I'm the only one following the air crash in Louisville story. It has nothing to do with Trump so no one cares
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12,

I am not sure what you mean? It was awful, but looks like mechanical failure of the worst kind. I don’t believe in accidents, someone or somewhere was a failure point that could have prevented this, but it does little to soothe the souls of those who lost family and friends.
Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2025 12:25 PM (Wmg4n)

I noticed that all of the MD-11's are now grounded, and rightly so.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 12:30 PM (uWKK8)

95 Hey Ace
Saw this today and looked like it would be an entertaining movie.
https://tinyurl.com/mwk7fh5k

There have been so few lately.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 12, 2025 12:31 PM (t/2Uw)

96 All you need to become a racist "far-right" party in Europe is to oppose unlimited immigration.

That's it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 12, 2025 12:31 PM (xTIDn)

97 Has there ever before been a case where BOTH the dominant political parties in a country committed suicide in quick succession?

Posted by: Eeyore at November 12, 2025 12:31 PM (s0JqF)

98 England is where we would be if Kamala had won. It may be too late to reverse the Islamic takeover. There are multiple towns with Muslim mayors. They can take over the streets at will. The courts continue to put people in jail for social media posts while allowing foreign immigrants to rape and stab and disrupt.
How do they come back from this? What possible purpose did it serve to allow this?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 12, 2025 12:17 PM (t/2Uw)

A combination of American revolution, french revolution, and a heavy side dish of ethnic cleansing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 12:31 PM (snZF9)

99 OUT: Pizza
IN: Pissa
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Poppy was sloppy!

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at November 12, 2025 12:31 PM (oftw2)

100 If you missed it, Argentina is talking tough again about seizing the Falkland Islands from the British, and this time, I say we side with Argentina.
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In 1982 the British had the ability to project military power all the way down there. Now, they don't.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2025 12:31 PM (A0sqA)

101 "Gay British pageantry" is all the UK is capable of these days.

Other than creating pleasant conditions for the rape gangs that will soon direct more of their public policy than they already do.

Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 12:31 PM (TN0g+)

102 The competency crisis is real.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 12:31 PM (+113B)

103 [Things I'd forgotten about over the decades:]

"In George Orwell's dystopian novel 1984, IngSoc (English Socialism) is a totalitarian ideology that presents itself as a form of socialism or communism but functions as a tool for absolute state control rather than genuine social or economic equality.

While it borrows the name and some surface-level principles from Marxism-Leninism, Ingsoc is fundamentally distinct in its goals and methods, using authoritarianism, mass surveillance, and psychological manipulation to maintain power."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 12:32 PM (+W0sM)

104 Good grief, Starmer makes me look like the second coming of Muhammad Ali.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 12, 2025 12:32 PM (UJMvS)

105 The Democrats are in high dungeon over 23000 Epstein emails they released.
So far, they're just more paper.

Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2025 12:32 PM (KtOUo)

106 The DAY AFTER the Manchester synagogue terror attack, Kier Starmer sat down with religious leaders and promised to give them £10 million in government funds to help them increase security.

Sounds reasonable. What's the problem?

The "religious leaders" he met with were all MUSLIMS IMAMS, and the £10 million was to protect MOSQUES from revenge attakcs by eveil Jews.

Seriously.

I've seen video of the meeting. It makes you want to vomit. He is practically groveling at the feet. they treat him like a serf.

Starmer is utterly repulsicve in every way.

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2025 12:32 PM (oraVG)

107 Don't think we run the PALs on UK nukes (or other countries where we've shared the tech). Didn't used to, anyway.

But it does point to a potential real issue.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2025 12:32 PM (U/Byj)

108 "Gay British pageantry" is all the UK is capable of these days.
________________________
They traded an Empire for government health care.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 12:33 PM (+113B)

109 Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (PAmwh)

Been trying to keep up with it, but right now they're still recovering debris and data.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at November 12, 2025 12:33 PM (luW68)

110 Sounds like an excuse to me.

Florida Woman Going 107 MPH Tells Cops She Was Trying To Get To Little Caesars Before Close
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I don't know man, "Pizza Pizza" is a pretty intoxicating siren!

Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 12:33 PM (TN0g+)

111 On the bright side, it's been a while since the head of the London police announced that he was going to arrest Americans for their social media posts.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 12, 2025 12:33 PM (xTIDn)

112 A combination of American revolution, french revolution, and a heavy side dish of ethnic cleansing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 12:31 PM (snZF9)

The Brits with butter knives, the moose limbs with machetes.

Why we are armed in the USA.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 12:33 PM (MAl//)

113 Soylent yellow is piss!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at November 12, 2025 12:33 PM (xvV+O)

114 It would be hilarious and perfectly appropriate for Milei to work a way to finally take over the Falklands. Needs to be non-violent, though.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 12:33 PM (uWKK8)

115 In 1982 the British had the ability to project military power all the way down there. Now, they don't.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2025 12:31 PM (A0sqA)

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"THIS thought crime would get you arrested in Britain today, tr8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 12:34 PM (+W0sM)

116 Don't think we run the PALs on UK nukes (or other countries where we've shared the tech). Didn't used to, anyway.

Fun fact: the Brits haven't had a successful Trident launch in more than a decade.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 12, 2025 12:34 PM (xTIDn)

117 While it borrows the name and some surface-level principles from Marxism-Leninism, Ingsoc is fundamentally distinct in its goals and methods, using authoritarianism, mass surveillance, and psychological manipulation to maintain power.
______________________________________
Authoritarianism, mass surveillance, and psychological operations *are* the goals and methods of Communism.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM (+113B)

118 To abandon the USA in fighting narco terrorists shows they fear someone other than us. China, I would guess, based on what you wrote, Ace.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (MAl//)
==
They are afraid of themselves - that is why they are willing to lay down and let the Muslims conquer them. China can't do crap to anyone. Cut off their trade and they sink pretty quickly. They'd be hardpressed to get enough boats in one piece to Taiwan to make a go of that.

Posted by: Black JEM at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM (GZYu7)

119 Argentina to Great Britain, "I'll give you one billion pesos for the Falklands."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM (N72/9)

120 105 The Democrats are in high dungeon over 23000 Epstein emails they released.
So far, they're just more paper.
Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2025 12:32 PM (KtOUo)

I hope they are so retarded they accidently release the emails with the Clintons. Oops!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM (MAl//)

121 The new non-royal, Andy Windsor might be a good fit for the job as PM for the sinking once great UK. His grifting ex-wife Sarah could join him in the Downing Street digs and they could throw some pretty big parties with lots of young men and women.

Hey, if you are going to go, go down big!

Posted by: Cheri at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM (oiNtH)

122 Pretty sure there are no musloids in the Falklands.

Back in 1982, I strongly supported the British response to the Argentinian invasion. But that was when Argentina was Fascist and Britain was conservative. Now Argentina is conservative, and Britain is Fascist.

If I were a Falklander, I would be agitating for Falklands to declare independence, and become a protectorate of Argentina, and join Argentina is a customs union.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM (npFr7)

123 Does Plaid Cymru go to eleven?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


What a ludicrous question.

Posted by: mikeski at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM (/4Xtr)

124 Actually, the ONE nice feature of the Parliamentary system is thatparties can be destroyed.

I've seen it twice. Canada's NDP which propped up Trudeau are down to 7 seats.

And the Conservatives became so unpopular that they went from a majority government to 2 seats.

Unfortunately, even though parties can be nearly wiped out, unless things are horrible, most people will just switch to the closest alternative. It's not often raging liberals or socialists will suddenly see the light.

And since you have more than 2 parties running, votes get split up and you can still be ruled by the same type of corrupt assholes - just under a different name.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM (Sco7b)

125 Brit leadership is comprised entirely of ponces, nonces, and toffs.

Posted by: Oh my at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM (TbWk/)

126 Sounds like an excuse to me.

Florida Woman Going 107 MPH Tells Cops She Was Trying To Get To Little Caesars Before Close
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I don't know man, "Pizza Pizza" is a pretty intoxicating siren!

Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 12:33 PM (TN0g+)

When I was in high school a few of us cut out during lunch and went to McDonalds. A teacher happened to be there and saw us and ratted us out. We ended up in the principal's office and he asked "what were you doing in McDonalds?". One of our group blurts out "We had a Big Mac attack". lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 12:36 PM (snZF9)

127 While it borrows the name and some surface-level principles from Marxism-Leninism, Ingsoc is fundamentally distinct in its goals and methods, using authoritarianism, mass surveillance, and psychological manipulation to maintain power."
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I'd take issue with Orwell on that one--the use of "authoritarianism, mass surveillance, and psychological manipulation to maintain power" describes every single governing body that has adopted Marxism-Leninism.

Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 12:36 PM (TN0g+)

128 Space food made from astronaut urine to be tested on ISS

https://tinyurl.com/mr2pxtad
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Second look at Tang?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 12:36 PM (CwwHD)

129 I can’t decide if Starmer’s boxing is lamer than the famous clips of Obama fucking up at basketball and golf. It’s definitely in the same league.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 12:36 PM (QZThv)

130 The Democrats are in high dungeon over 23000 Epstein emails they released.
So far, they're just more paper.


If there was anything in the Epstein files incriminating Trump, the Obama Administration would have released it in 2016. No question.

Therefore, there is nothing in the Epstein files incriminating Trump.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 12, 2025 12:36 PM (xTIDn)

131 105 The Democrats are in high dungeon over 23000 Epstein emails they released.
So far, they're just more paper.
Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2025 12:32 PM (KtOUo)

In them, Epstein, who's dead and cannot be questioned, talked about Trump but said nothing other than he talked to some people, and exchanged messages with someone else who's dead and cannot be questioned, who also said that Trump talked to some people, nothing else.

ohmigod whatascandal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 12:37 PM (uWKK8)

132 When I was in high school a few of us cut out during lunch and went to McDonalds. A teacher happened to be there and saw us and ratted us out. We ended up in the principal's office and he asked "what were you doing in McDonalds?". One of our group blurts out "We had a Big Mac attack". lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 12:36 PM (snZF9)
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Heh, a buddy of mine and I were seen at a local restaurant by a coach from our high school. He didn't turn us in, because he was at the restaurant with someone other than his wife. At least, we're pretty sure that's why he kept his mouth shut.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 12, 2025 12:38 PM (UJMvS)

133 Brit leadership is comprised entirely of ponces, nonces, and toffs.
Posted by: Oh my at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM


Don't forget nancy boys and poofters.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 12:38 PM (bFu5X)

134 One of these days the Democrats will suffocate from huffing their own farts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:38 PM (N72/9)

135 We all think it can't happen here, yet we let Pro Palestinian overrun college campuses and blockade Jewish students. Mamdani got elected in the largest city in the country because candidates cared more for their themselves than the good of,the city. Antifa at UCBerkely just succeeded in causing a riot and keeping people from exercising their free speech.
Slowly, then all of a sudden....

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 12, 2025 12:38 PM (t/2Uw)

136 At phys.org: "Astronomers discover new pulsating ultraluminous X-ray source"

I'm thinking:
1) Let's make S'Mores!
2) What would happen if I throw this unopened can of beans in there? Time to try it.
3) Oooo, I wonder what happens if I pee on it!

Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 12:38 PM (7imtn)

137 Remember the British people supposedly voted for Starmer because they saw the tories as too left wing...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2025 12:38 PM (sKqQm)

138 China can't do crap to anyone. Cut off their trade and they sink pretty quickly. They'd be hardpressed to get enough boats in one piece to Taiwan to make a go of that.
Posted by: Black JEM at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM (GZYu7)

Good, because I am filled with hatred towards the entire lot of moose limbs and chy na (since the Wuhan Fun).

The Brits remind me of the gentlemen's club of the GOP. We must turn the other cheek and negotiate. Vs Trump 2 and FIGHT! Bloody hell, they are in trouble. They saw the signs and ignored them.

In fact I was shocked that they allowed millions to march in London after Kirk's death for free speech. This gave me hope that there may be a silent majority. Unarmed but present and willing to fight.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 12:38 PM (MAl//)

139 Hey, if you are going to go, go down big!
Posted by: Cheri at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM (oiNtH)
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Are we not doing phrasing?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 12:38 PM (CwwHD)

140 >>When I was in high school a few of us cut out during lunch and went to McDonalds. A teacher happened to be there


I had that experience in a Deli with the Principle. My HS GF ducked out for lunch and she was the person behind us in line.
I ordered our food to go and bought her lunch.

Bullet dodged.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2025 12:39 PM (rO4EG)

141 The EU and the UK do not recognize Maduro as the leader of Argentina, so what the hell is Starmer doing?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2025 12:39 PM (NpAcC)

142 The Falklands were discovered by Detective Columbo,...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2025 12:39 PM (x0n13)

143 The Dems are yelling about Epstein writing "he knew about the girls". How did he know? Trump found out and "told Ghislaine to stop".
That doesn't help you Dems

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 12:39 PM (bfwj/)

144 Asked if he would ever consider making such a move, he replied: "I cannot see circumstances under which I would do that to our prime minister."

Skin that Smoke Wagon and see what happens.

Posted by: Keir Starmer at November 12, 2025 12:39 PM (jc0TO)

145 AOP, not a bad course of action on the Falklands. Er, "las Malvinas".

One of the all-time classic stories remains that of the young family - Canadian - that fled North America, moving to the Falklands, just prior to the Argie invasion and war. "Fled" what they were certain would be Nukyler Armageddon caused by - wait for it - the reckless warmonger Reagan.

Couldn't have made up a more beautiful story. As I recall, they of course didn't appreciate the rich idiotic irony of their situation, when interviewed.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2025 12:39 PM (U/Byj)

146 But mainly poofters

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:39 PM (N72/9)

147 133 Brit leadership is comprised entirely of ponces, nonces, and toffs.
Posted by: Oh my at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM

Don't forget nancy boys and poofters.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 12:38 PM (bFu5X)

Plus wankers.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 12:40 PM (MAl//)

148 En fuego!

Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at November 12, 2025 12:40 PM (0sNs1)

149 UK didn't just hand over the Chagos. They paid Mauritius millions to take the islands. It is like paying a ransom for a kidnapper to take the victim.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 12, 2025 12:40 PM (0U5gm)

150 Second look at Tang?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 12:36 PM (CwwHD)

If the astronauts are female, what kind of Tang would that be, now?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2025 12:41 PM (npFr7)

151 "Man in power asserts that he will not be removed from power" is not exactly a shocking development

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 12:41 PM (yjAVs)

152 He is unburdened by what has been

Posted by: Josephistan at November 12, 2025 12:41 PM (FLx59)

153 Heh, a buddy of mine and I were seen at a local restaurant by a coach from our high school. He didn't turn us in, because he was at the restaurant with someone other than his wife. At least, we're pretty sure that's why he kept his mouth shut.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 12, 2025 12:38 PM (UJMvS)

We found 2 of our teachers going at it in a parked car. Most of us didn't want to get too close. I said well if anybody here has those teachers you might want to press your face against the glass. You'll never fail that class. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 12:41 PM (snZF9)

154 Plus wankers.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 12:40 PM


You want to forget about us, don't you?

Posted by: Wakers at November 12, 2025 12:41 PM (0sNs1)

155 "Amazing. Hitler similarly felt liberated as the Wehrmacht dissolved. He felt so liberated he decided to YOLO a bullet into his own temple and liberate his cerebral cortex from his brain stem."

More like YODO, am I right?

Posted by: cheshirecat at November 12, 2025 12:41 PM (TwA+r)

156 Space food made from astronaut urine to be tested on ISS
https://tinyurl.com/mr2pxtad
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Second look at Tang?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Space food made from vaginal secretions would be....

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 12, 2025 12:41 PM (w9Wax)

157 Sulu: "Captain, we are approaching NGC 4631 X-8. I've put the throbbing turgid red pulsating object up on the view screen. Requesting permission to head for my bunk."

Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 12:42 PM (7imtn)

158 As someone sagely noted, the British Political System provides a robust choice of different politcal parties but you will be guaranteed the same polices no matter who you vote for.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2025 12:42 PM (XV/Pl)

159
The EU and the UK do not recognize Maduro as the leader of Argentina, so what the hell is Starmer doing?
Posted by: redridinghood


No country does. He's Venezuela's problem.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge?h hil at November 12, 2025 12:42 PM (xG4kz)

160 How are you?

Exhausted. I'm so tired I can't keep with the posts.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 12, 2025 12:42 PM (WPL6O)

161 May I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the British Navy, absolutely none. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than I personally admit. But, all new Ratings are warned that if they wake up in the morning and find any toothmarks at all anywhere on their bodies, they are to tell me immediately so that I can immediately take every measure to hush the whole thing up. And finally, necrophilia is right out.

Posted by: Monty Python at November 12, 2025 12:42 PM (i7tnZ)

162 Put a fork in the UK and Ireland. They're done.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2025 12:42 PM (ddZuf)

163 150 Second look at Tang?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 12:36 PM (CwwHD)

If the astronauts are female, what kind of Tang would that be, now?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2025 12:41 PM (npFr7)


Poon Tang. Male version = Wang Tang

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2025 12:42 PM (x0n13)

164 Second look at Lord North?

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (77rzZ)

165 In other news, Kneel DeGrassy Tyson has become irrelevant.

Popped up in YouTube feed a podcast of his postulating that Godzilla could be teal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (N72/9)

166 lol. Democrats selectively released emails and then tried to hide that Giuffre, who said under oath Trump didn’t do anything untoward and was always a gentlemen, is the person on the redacted sentence.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (nxfBy)

167 The EU and the UK do not recognize Maduro as the leader of Argentina, so what the hell is Starmer doing?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2025 12:39 PM (NpAcC)

Laying back, rolling his bean, and dreaming of allah.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (snZF9)

168 And since you have more than 2 parties running, votes get split up and you can still be ruled by the same type of corrupt assholes - just under a different name.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL


All for show. The country is ruled by the civil service. The conservatives have whined about it for years; no matter their policy choices, the bureaucrats decide what happens. We have a deep state, they have a machine from hell.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (mlg/3)

169 If there was anything in the Epstein files incriminating Trump, the Obama Administration would have released it in 2016.
_______________________

The Cluster B leftists don't care about logic or facts. They've decided Trump a Nazi pedophile and nothing will change their minds.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (0XD7L)

170 "Somewhere in Greater Britain, a chicken cries out, "Help! I'm being sexually assaulted!"

***

Damn I'm old....

Posted by: Azathoth at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (SMNYn)

171 Escape From UK is a film just waiting to be made.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (i24o9)

172 Et tu, Ace. My kids speak/text almost always with acronyms. YOLO? I have to look these things up half the time.

Aside from that, watched the movie WARFARE last night. Top notch. Most people here would really enjoy it I think.

Posted by: Lex at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (l5xX+)

173 But mainly poofters
Posted by: Anna Puma

Don't forget the wankers! Lots of wankers.

Posted by: Cheri at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (oiNtH)

174 When I was in high school a few of us cut out during lunch and went to McDonalds. A teacher happened to be there and saw us and ratted us out. We ended up in the principal's office and he asked "what were you doing in McDonalds?". One of our group blurts out "We had a Big Mac attack". lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 12:36 PM (snZF9)

=====

We had a very cool Spanish teacher in HS. I remember once we asked him to write us a pass to 7-Eleven. He said, "I can't write you a pass to 7-Eleven, but I can write you a pass for the bathroom. And bring me back a Big Gulp Dr. Pepper."

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (DRSnL)

175 156 Space food made from vaginal secretions would be....
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 12, 2025 12:41 PM (w9Wax)



Smegma Eggs. Smeggos

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (x0n13)

176 "Don't forget the wankers! Lots of wankers."

Toffs and punters and rude boys and hooligans.

Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 12:44 PM (7imtn)

177 The Falklands were discovered by Detective Columbo,...
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He wasn't sure initially if there was anything there, but then he asked ONE MORE QUESTION...

Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 12:44 PM (TN0g+)

178 There is no way to unfuck the pooch that GB has fucked. No. Way.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (xvV+O)

179 The Democrats are in high dungeon over 23000 Epstein emails they released.
So far, they're just more paper.
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It's so very, very stupid.

They seriously believe that it's all everyone everywhere is talking about.

I like the headline from the Independent (commie rag fucksticks) that Trump "outed" an Epstein victim--that victim that the Dems are on about in the recent emails.

That's the headline to invoke anger--"attacking a victim!"

But, the "victim" in question is none other than Virginia Giuffre--who was very open and clear that Trump did nothing at all untoward.

Gosh, why oh why did the Dems redact her name from the emails?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (HXT0k)

180 Popped up in YouTube feed a podcast of his postulating that Godzilla could be teal.
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Godzilla's a bird?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (CwwHD)

181 How are you going to get through the skyshield?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (ishno)

182 range of skepticism regarding the Trump administration's legal justification for the vessel strikes, which so far have killed at least 76 people.
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I find it interesting the number is that high, and I haven't heard anyone dispute that they were all cartel operatives.

Posted by: Methos at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (vSvIl)

183 Didn't Starmer say some words (after relentless pressure) a few months ago about the need to stop the invasion of third world immigrant replacements? Never heard about it again. Are they still flowing in by the tens of thousands?

Posted by: Ripley at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (GUOwU)

184 "Let go my Smeggos!"

Wasn't that in Red Dwarf?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (N72/9)

185
Popped up in YouTube feed a podcast of his postulating that Godzilla could be teal.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Blue-Winged or Green-Winged?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge?h hil at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (xG4kz)

186
As far as I'm concerned, the drug boats are a species of piracy. Sort 'em out the same way we took care of those Barbary bastards.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (tgvbd)

187 Speaking of Virginia Giuffre...are the Democrats looking into how she was almost assassinated?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (sKqQm)

188 It is an odd thing in the modern lib mind. It seems as though they have decided they no longer need to even try to make their stuff palatable, they will merely force you to accept by giving you no option.

It is kind of breathtaking because it strips away the faux populist idea behind communism and just exposes the dictatorial core. If only there were enough people to realize this.

It goes without saying that this fundamentally cannot be allowed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (bss/y)

189 Laying back, rolling his bean, and dreaming of allah.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM


Allah does not approve of has-beans. Only had-beans.

Posted by: Abdully al-McAbdulface at November 12, 2025 12:46 PM (0sNs1)

190 Err

Not teal, real

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:46 PM (N72/9)

191 It is an odd thing in the modern lib mind. It seems as though they have decided they no longer need to even try to make their stuff palatable, they will merely force you to accept by giving you no option.

They've designed a system in which the average lefty LIV or street level activist don't need to think at all. Just repeat whatever mantra they taught you

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2025 12:47 PM (sKqQm)

192 Arguably England was well further along than Uncle Sam with fast fission, and the potential for power generation and bombs during World War Two. They had a secret program under the name “Tube Alloys”. They hoped to parlay this info, and radar developments with the US.

The US had the industrial capacity and engineering capability to get isotope separation done, however.

And the US very quickly stopped sharing information with GB. Why?

Because they leaked like a sieve to either communists or nazis. Take your pic. Klaus Fuchs for one notable example, was vetted by British intelligence, this was taken at face value, more or less, and was a great blunder at Los Alamos. I understand completely why Fuchs did what he did, he was hopelessly naive however.

Anyhoo, it just sparked a synapse reading the article at the top of the page. Fucking limey poofters

Posted by: Common Tater at November 12, 2025 12:47 PM (qQhFt)

193
Escape From UK is a film just waiting to be made.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

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Do they have a voter apathy problem? Maybe I'm in an alternative media bubble, but I see almost nothing but disgust with the way things are going over there, and yet their leadership worsens.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2025 12:47 PM (I3KId)

194 Britain and France recognizing a Palestinian state was the last straw for me. Des gens très stupides.

Posted by: Cheri at November 12, 2025 12:47 PM (oiNtH)

195 The Democrats are in high dungeon over 23000 Epstein emails they released.
So far, they're just more paper.

By the way, it's "dudgeon". I blame autocucomber.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2025 12:47 PM (npFr7)

196 Tin Cup shotcups are made from real tin apparently.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 12:47 PM (ishno)

197 All for show. The country is ruled by the civil service. The conservatives have whined about it for years; no matter their policy choices, the bureaucrats decide what happens. We have a deep state, they have a machine from hell.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (mlg/3)
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Thousands of Sir Humphrey Applebys, but without the charm.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 12:47 PM (CwwHD)

198 Speaking of leaders and sports, the clip of Jolani (al-Shara), the "Syrian" leader, shooting baskets with CINC CENTCOM the other day seemed to show he kinda shot like a girl, or like Obama, same-same.

Not as bad as guys from non-baseball countries, who tend to really throw like girls (non-athletic girls who don't play softball, to be precise and fair), but still.

I only use the scare quotes on "Syrian" because that "country", always a confection of the evil imperial Euros, is not exactly a coherent whole. But currently it's showing how obviously advantageous it was for the Assad regime to collapse. Druze are/will end up with de facto autonomy under benevolent quite Israeli power. Israel has/will retain strategic heights. Kurds, as usual, will need to keep on their toes, and more.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2025 12:48 PM (U/Byj)

199 Peenie-Weenies

Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at November 12, 2025 12:48 PM (u+AWT)

200 61 I feel like I'm the only one following the air crash in Louisville story. It has nothing to do with Trump so no one cares
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (PAmwh)
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Is that the delivery plane, the MD that dropped one engine and one on the other side blew up? If he'd had ten more foot of loft and ten more seconds he would have brought it down level.
What a shitty way to die.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 12, 2025 12:48 PM (uGpeQ)

201 Popped up in YouTube feed a podcast of his postulating that Godzilla could be teal.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM


I mean, he could, if he was feeling particularly fabulous. I think the more classic dark green is better, though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 12:48 PM (bFu5X)

202 "He really is the worst Prime Minister in British history, and that's saying something."

Thatcher's ghost can breathe a sigh of relief.

Posted by: cheshirecat at November 12, 2025 12:48 PM (TwA+r)

203 Did they ever ban longbows?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 12:48 PM (ishno)

204 Karl Fuchs - Commie spy

Windscale - England's Chernobyl

Thanks Britain

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:48 PM (N72/9)

205 >>When I was in high school a few of us cut out during lunch and went to McDonalds. A teacher happened to be there

Went to a party one evening, my second grade teacher was there - had a drink with her (legally).

Posted by: Spelling Nazi at November 12, 2025 12:48 PM (NcvvS)

206 They have always filtered astronaut piss for drinking water, with some extra water from hydrogen fuel cells. The astronauts prefer the hydrogen fuel cell water.

And we all eat recycled piss in some form after piss by-products are used to fertilize crops.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM (JEcs7)

207 @195 AOP , I was going to say something because I think "dudgeon" is a cool word, but I figured autocucumber and I didn't want to be a language Nazi

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM (bfwj/)

208 Err

Not teal, real

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:46 PM (N72/9)
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Neil not teal, real?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM (ddZuf)

209 the "nationalist" Welsh party, Plaid Cymru

That can't be the original name, there's too many vowels.

Posted by: pookysgirl, er, "p'kysgrl" at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM (Wt5PA)

210 "I feel like I'm the only one following the air crash in Louisville story. It has nothing to do with Trump so no one cares "

I've commented on it.

Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM (7imtn)

211 188 It is an odd thing in the modern lib mind. It seems as though they have decided they no longer need to even try to make their stuff palatable, they will merely force you to accept by giving you no option.
It is kind of breathtaking because it strips away the faux populist idea behind communism and just exposes the dictatorial core. If only there were enough people to realize this.
It goes without saying that this fundamentally cannot be allowed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (bss/y)

It's fanaticism in its pure form, no longer hidden - it's Robespierreism, it's Bolshevism. It's a destructive mania, and the core Left has been orbiting this for a long time, they've finally given in all the way.
I hope and pray that they're already weak enough that it won't require an actual civil war to crush them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM (uWKK8)

212 So glad the Welsh party name sparked 'Spaceballs' references. Belief in humanity = restored.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM (CwhoI)

213 It is an odd thing in the modern lib mind. It seems as though they have decided they no longer need to even try to make their stuff palatable, they will merely force you to accept by giving you no option.
—-

See Kumallah Harris as the “democratic” party presidential candidate.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM (xvV+O)

214 So this isn't nothing. The British are denying us intelligence collected at Jamaica, the Bahamas, etc.
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If drives a wedge into Five Eyes, then fine. Legitimate intelligence sharing go away will suck for sure, but the "I'll farm out illegal domestic surveillance and targeting to you, and vice-versa" going away is not a tragedy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM (yjAVs)

215 Dod they forget to bolt his engine on?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM (ishno)

216 Who would win if Keir Starmer, Mark Carney and Tim Walz had effeminate pussy offs

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM (ZbPL4)

217 Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2025 12:48 PM (U/Byj)

Dude, Syria goes back to the Old Testament. Sometimes referred to there as "Aram."

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 12:50 PM (77rzZ)

218 By the way, it's "dudgeon". I blame autocucomber.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

What are the metrics that distinguish "High" from "Moderate" or "Low" dudgeon?

Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Miklos at November 12, 2025 12:50 PM (u+AWT)

219 191 It is an odd thing in the modern lib mind. It seems as though they have decided they no longer need to even try to make their stuff palatable, they will merely force you to accept by giving you no option.

*****

They've designed a system in which the average lefty LIV or street level activist don't need to think at all. Just repeat whatever mantra they taught you.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2025 12:47 PM (sKqQm)


Four legs good! Two legs Better!

Posted by: George O at November 12, 2025 12:50 PM (Q+gd/)

220 In other news, Kneel DeGrassy Tyson has become irrelevant.

Popped up in YouTube feed a podcast of his postulating that Godzilla could be teal.


He's whatever color Toho wants, although I can understand someone as low-IQ as Tyson not understanding movie magic.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 12:51 PM (2ocoG)

221 However the governments of Germany, France, and the UK are all on the verge of collapse, and they'll probably sweep up Denmark and the Netherlands in their wreckage. Spain is a basket case but it's been that way for 2 centuries now, so who cares.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 12:29 PM (uWKK

Little Portugal wonders why you forgot them?

I hope we don't have to bail the UK out again. Jacknapes do it to themselves, thinking they are superior to dirty fighting for their culture.

We were in the Cotswalds eating lunch shortly after Trump 1 was elected. There were a group of 5 men who must come daily. Heard our American accents (my Southern), noted how tall and good looking we were. Then one asshole started talking trash about Trump.

I can't speak for my husband, son and DIL, but I heard him. I ignored him til we left and walked by their table. I met his eyes and he melted under my redneck green lasers and looked away quickly. Twit.

It was not like we were there and throwing food or acting rude. We were simply Americans giving their little pub money and enjoying ourselves.

This is what the majority think of us. Those who are not wishing they had a Trump of their own.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 12:51 PM (MAl//)

222 Five Eyes was a big part of sabotaging Trump's first term, do if heads roll , so be it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 12:51 PM (bfwj/)

223 The modern Left cannon fodder are very akin to that Hitler Jungen who said, "he freed us from thinking."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:51 PM (N72/9)

224 Went to a party one evening, my second grade teacher was there - had a drink with her (legally).
Posted by: Spelling Nazi

You were awfully young to be drinking.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 12, 2025 12:51 PM (w9Wax)

225 Absolutely Shabana Mahmood will deliver on Labour's insincere promise to stop the Islamic Invasion of Britain.

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Vote for Mahmood, Mahmood Shabana (Mahmood Shabana)
The hottest bot north of Havana, (here)
As for Mahmood, Mahmood Shabana (Mahmood Shabana)
Rape gang sharia will next be in season
Vote for Mahmood .... go lose your head

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 12:51 PM (/b2ls)

226 Why do engines detach?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 12:52 PM (ishno)

227 >>As far as I'm concerned, the drug boats are a species of piracy. Sort 'em out the same way we took care of those Barbary bastards.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (tgvbd)
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I can't think of a more justifiable use of force. Clearly-identifiable bad actors, who know they are bad actors, isolated from innocent population, and zero risk of collateral damage. I say plink away.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 12, 2025 12:52 PM (bNf8H)

228 Madonna has gone bra-less to promote her latest album release!

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at November 12, 2025 12:52 PM (0sNs1)

229 'Dude, Syria goes back to the Old Testament. Sometimes referred to there as "Aram."'

No place on earth keeps the same name for long. We should just name everyplace with their lat-longs and be done with it. Less bickering.

Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 12:52 PM (7imtn)

230 Speaking of Virginia Giuffre...are the Democrats looking into how she was almost assassinated?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (sKqQm)
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The Propaganda Press organs not talking about Keir Starmer are busy talking about Epstein again today.

Apparently, they figured out PDJT sometimes got an email or two from Epstein, and maybe he even read them! Hair on fire!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2025 12:52 PM (PVITw)

231 These are the islands where the US maintains an absolutely vital base at Diego Garcia.


--Is that absolutely so? How close are they to America? What is the nearest U.S. state? (I'm not quizzing; I can only guess.)

Posted by: logprof at November 12, 2025 12:52 PM (jo6FO)

232 What are the metrics that distinguish "High" from "Moderate" or "Low" dudgeon?
Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Miklos

For the AWFLS, it's based on cup size.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 12:52 PM (77rzZ)

233 Tin Cup shotcups are made from real tin apparently.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 12:47 PM (ishno)

"Tin" used to be a synonym for "cheap". Real tin is practically a precious metal now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2025 12:52 PM (npFr7)

234 209 the "nationalist" Welsh party, Plaid Cymru
That can't be the original name, there's too many vowels.
Posted by: pookysgirl, er, "p'kysgrl" at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM (Wt5PA)

LOL, from Wiki: "Plaid was formed in 1925 under the name Plaid Genedlaethol Cymru ('the national party of Wales')

I can understand their appeal now; when the central government is failing and widely hated, a local nationalist party will have great appeal, no matter what their actual politics are. It's significant that Reform is now running second in Wales; both are far above the two traditional parties, Labour and the Tories.

The Tories should just disband and quit trying to play spoiler. They're finished.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 12:53 PM (uWKK8)

235 Bold move, Cotton.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 12:53 PM (ishno)

236 Bold Choice, Cotten. Let's see how it plays out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 12:53 PM (uWKK8)

237 The Barrel calls

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:53 PM (N72/9)

238
The Democrats are in high dungeon over 23000 Epstein emails they released.
So far, they're just more paper.


Dudgeon -- feeling of offense or resentment; anger

Although, having the Dims in a dungeon is not a bad idea.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge?h hil at November 12, 2025 12:53 PM (xG4kz)

239 Dude, Syria goes back to the Old Testament. Sometimes referred to there as "Aram."
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 12:50 PM (77rzZ)
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Bring back the Principality of Antioch!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 12:53 PM (CwwHD)

240 LOL Boss!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 12:53 PM (uWKK8)

241
Barrel is thataway.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2025 12:54 PM (PVITw)

242 Feed Me.

Posted by: Barrel at November 12, 2025 12:54 PM (rO4EG)

243 "Just repeat whatever mantra they taught you."

It happens on both sides. The Dems are better at it, but we're catching up. We've got a story and we're sticking to it.

Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 12:54 PM (7imtn)

244 “seems as though they have decided they no longer need to even try to make their stuff palatable, they will force you to accept”
——-

They don’t have a choice. Remember there are only two (2) ways to get somebody to do something. You can try to persuade. Or, you have to force them.

Their parlor tricks and “nudging” are increasingly ineffective. “Manufactured Consent” was a thing for a long time. Delphi Techniques for managing the illusion of group consensus.

All backed up by a complicit “news media”. That’s all pretty much toast now. Nobody believes them any longer. About anything.

Brute force is all they have left in the toolbox. That’s why they are always at Defcon 1 for several years now.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 12, 2025 12:54 PM (2BdZb)

245 The Barrel calls

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:53 PM (N72/9)
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Let's roll out!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2025 12:54 PM (ddZuf)

246 Two legs Better!
Posted by: George O at November 12, 2025 12:50 PM


The Word of the Day is Legs.

Spread the word.

Posted by: 60's Hippie button at November 12, 2025 12:54 PM (0sNs1)

247 What are the metrics that distinguish "High" from "Moderate" or "Low" dudgeon?
Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Miklos

For the AWFLS, it's based on cup size.
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 12:52 PM


I'd have thought wineglass size, myself.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 12:54 PM (bFu5X)

248 House of Reps just released emails from Epstein to Maxwell saying that Trump spent hours at his house with one of the Christian child victims.

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at November 12, 2025 12:24 PM


"The ‘unnamed victim’ referenced in these emails is the late Virginia Giuffre, who repeatedly said President Trump was not involved in any wrongdoing whatsoever and ‘couldn’t have been friendlier’ to her in their limited interactions," she said. "The fact remains that President Trump kicked Jeffrey Epstein out of his club decades ago for being a creep to his female employees, including Giuffre."

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 12, 2025 12:55 PM (0N4FZ)

249 Why do engines detach?

Originally it was because they hoisted them up on a forklift and jamming them into the wing forcefully was not great for structural integrity. Nowadays probably because Becky and Shaniqua were hired for maintenance.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 12:55 PM (2ocoG)

250 Are the U.K. police still threatening to arrest Americans who exercise free speech

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 12, 2025 12:55 PM (ZbPL4)

251 Dr. Just came and talked to me. Said everything went well and I'll be able to go back in about 45 minutes.

Hallelujah. Praise be to God.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 12:55 PM (yn1Pr)

252 Madonna has gone bra-less to promote her latest album release!

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre


"Hanging Out In Low Places"

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 12:55 PM (soZKq)

253 "Why do engines detach?"

They yearn for freedom.

Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 12:56 PM (7imtn)

254 Why do engines detach?
_________________________

Usually as a way of coping with emotional trauma.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 12:56 PM (MhhhI)

255 So we're gonna get Epstein trolls all day ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 12:56 PM (VE6XX)

256 Do they have a voter apathy problem? Maybe I'm in an alternative media bubble, but I see almost nothing but disgust with the way things are going over there, and yet their leadership worsens.
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The problem is two fold. They have no guns, or knives, and will be arrested for even a walking stick IF they use it to defend themselves (seriously, that's their law). Secondly, they have so little allowed speech that they can barely scratch the surface of the many evils they face without risking arrest.

We're ONE election away in this country from facing prosecution for free speech. And after seeing how little resistance we gave Covid policy, I'm not sure our guns, knives, and sticks would be used to fight the squelching of free speech here.

Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 12:56 PM (TN0g+)

257 Dr. Just came and talked to me. Said everything went well and I'll be able to go back in about 45 minutes.

Hallelujah. Praise be to God.
Posted by: Sponge


That's awesome news!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 12:56 PM (soZKq)

258 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 12:55 PM

Great news, Sponge!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 12:56 PM (bFu5X)

259 Madonna has gone bra-less to promote her latest album release!
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at November 12, 2025 12:52 PM (0sNs1)

She will have to take her pants off, too, if we are to see them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2025 12:56 PM (npFr7)

260 Hallelujah. Praise be to God.
Posted by: Sponge

Indeed. Congratulations, Sponge.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 12:57 PM (77rzZ)

261 Madonna has gone bra-less to promote her latest album release!

Madonna has worn a bra?

Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 12:57 PM (2ocoG)

262 So we're gonna get Epstein trolls all day ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 12:56 PM (VE6XX)
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ASS gonna ass

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2025 12:57 PM (PVITw)

263 >>You were awfully young to be drinking.

Said, 'legally'. This was 15 years after 2nd grade. Mutual friends' party.

Posted by: Spelling Nazi at November 12, 2025 12:57 PM (NcvvS)

264 The Free Shit Army keeps getting bigger. Someday the free shit will run out.

Posted by: davidt at November 12, 2025 12:57 PM (Q+gd/)

265 187 Speaking of Virginia Giuffre...are the Democrats looking into how she was almost assassinated?
Posted by: 18-1
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Whose testimony has been discredited in a court of law.
Her words didn't reconcile with the receipts.
Always keep your receipts.
_Saul Esq.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 12, 2025 12:57 PM (uGpeQ)

266 Ace had the post about conspiracy theories yesterday.

This is up at GatewayPundit now.

"WAYNE ROOT: CHEMTRAILS: We All See It. We All Know It’s Happening. We’re All Concerned. We Want President Trump and RFK Jr. to Address This Crisis. And Then Ban the Chemtrails in Our Skies."


With 40 million people scattered through the second largest country in the world, there's got to be easier ways to kill me.

After the first 20 cities or so, city populations here drop a lot.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 12:57 PM (Sco7b)

267 Iv'e got funbags in low places.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 12:57 PM (ishno)

268 Are things getting back to normal at airports? I am flying to see my dad this weekend in a crazy fly out Friday fly back Sunday trip. No room for error! 😂

Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2025 12:58 PM (aT5K/)

269 251 Dr. Just came and talked to me. Said everything went well and I'll be able to go back in about 45 minutes.

Hallelujah. Praise be to God.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 12:55 PM (yn1Pr)

So glad... My Daughter had a hysterectomy 2 years ago when she was 45... Mrs Sponge won't be lifting heavy things for a while but will be fine in a bit...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 12:58 PM (VE6XX)

270 I have never EVER wanted to see Madonna's boobs. Always thought she was hideous-looking.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 12:58 PM (77rzZ)

271 OT: Hamburger Helper sales are up 14.5% this year (through Aug 2025). Is it b/c of it's appearance on The Bear (which made an entire positive episode about the product with its main black chef character) or b/c of low grocery budgets getting stretched? Probably depends on what side of the political aisle you are one...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 12, 2025 12:58 PM (tOcjL)

272 175 156 Space food made from vaginal secretions would be....
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 12, 2025 12:41 PM (w9Wax)

Smegma Eggs. Smeggos
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (x0n13)

Lawsie. I can't believe I am starting to think like Morons. I was thinking yeast bread.

I don't have a clue why they are testing urine stuff on the poor people already stuck in the space station.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 12:58 PM (MAl//)

273 [/]

I can't quit The Barrel

Posted by: logprof at November 12, 2025 12:59 PM (jo6FO)

274 Why do engines detach?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 12:52 PM (ishno)

I'm more surprised they don't detach more often. They just hang there under the wing and are bolted to an area that looks mighty small for such a large engine. Then you factor in thrust strong enough to keep it airborne at 35,000 feet generated by these things bolted to that mighty small area.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 12:59 PM (snZF9)

275 No country does. He's Venezuela's problem.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge?h hil at November 12, 2025 12:42 PM (xG4kz)
*******
I meant Venezuela. I thought I corrected it.... but nope too late... send.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2025 12:59 PM (NpAcC)

276 Hallelujah. Praise be to God.
Posted by: Sponge


Great news, Sponge!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2025 12:59 PM (npFr7)

277 >>>The problem is two fold. They have no guns, or knives, and will be arrested for even a walking stick IF they use it to defend themselves (seriously, that's their law). Secondly, they have so little allowed speech that they can barely scratch the surface of the many evils they face without risking arrest.
---------------

Secret societies go out after dark and take care of business.
+

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 12, 2025 01:00 PM (uGpeQ)

278 268 Are things getting back to normal at airports? I am flying to see my dad this weekend in a crazy fly out Friday fly back Sunday trip. No room for error! 😂
Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2025 12:58 PM (aT5K/)

No, probably not til after Thanksgiving week (paychecks are not out til Nov 24, unless they try to pay controllers early, which will still likely mean not til Nov 17 - aka Monday)...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 12, 2025 01:00 PM (tOcjL)

279 Good grief, off, stale sock!

Posted by: Nazdar at November 12, 2025 01:00 PM (NcvvS)

280 England is where we would be if Kamala had won. It may be too late to reverse the Islamic takeover. There are multiple towns with Muslim mayors. They can take over the streets at will. The courts continue to put people in jail for social media posts while allowing foreign immigrants to rape and stab and disrupt.
How do they come back from this? What possible purpose did it serve to allow this?


Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 12, 2025 12:17 PM

We're not too far off from the UK even with President Trump. We'd just be FAR worse with Harris.

I have read that in Muslim countries Muslims do not pray in the streets, like they do in every Western nation. They pray in mosques. The takeover of streets and praying in public places is a show of force and show of domination for Muslims in Western nations.

This already happens all over the USA in NYC; Dearborn, MI; Minnesota; Houston, TX.

Muslims watched how everyone in Western nations bent over to tyranny during the Plandemic. They know based on that the West is ripe for conquest and will not fight back.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 12, 2025 01:00 PM (P5BPp)

281 Starmer's too white and too gay. The UK needs a strong Moslem man in charge.

Posted by: Durka Durka at November 12, 2025 01:00 PM (MZ+PY)

282 269 251 Dr. Just came and talked to me. Said everything went well and I'll be able to go back in about 45 minutes.

Hallelujah. Praise be to God.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 12:55 PM (yn1Pr)

So glad... My Daughter had a hysterectomy 2 years ago when she was 45... Mrs Sponge won't be lifting heavy things for a while but will be fine in a bit...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 12:58 PM (VE6XX)

Great news. If it was the LAVH she will do really well. Prayers for her recovery with no problems!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 01:00 PM (MAl//)

283 259 Madonna has gone bra-less to promote her latest album release!
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at November 12, 2025 12:52 PM (0sNs1)

An album devoted to puke or people gouging their eyes out is at least refreshingly edgy.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 01:00 PM (Sco7b)

284 Merrie Olde England???

Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2025 01:00 PM (PCK5/)

285 "Madonna, The Queen of Pop, 67, looked incredible as she went braless in a plunging sheer dress and fishnet tights.

She completed the look with a vintage Gucci brown fur coat and gold heels by designer brand Gina.

The singer also posed down a flight of stairs in a sparkly black jacket and bedazzled denim jeans as she held a cigarette up to her lips.

She completed the edgy look with sunglasses and black fingerless gloves."

Posted by: AoSHQ 'Ette Celebrity Fashion Centre at November 12, 2025 01:01 PM (0sNs1)

286 "Are things getting back to normal at airports?"

Govt shutdown isn't over-over yet, AFAIK.

Whenever it IS over-over, we'll just do it again in 75 days. A flat-broke nation struggling to keep decades of stupid unrealistic promises, flailing in clusterfuckery.

Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 01:01 PM (7imtn)

287 Skimmed the post. Looked like it was all about some European Islamish conclave that adds egregious u's in their words.

At least it gave Ace something to start the day with.

🎶
And the dangling participle
And the superficial u's…
—Paul Simon

Posted by: mindful webworker - ...with which to start the day at November 12, 2025 01:01 PM (391Jd)

288 OT:

This video on the engineering of Project ORION (OG, not the modern pussy NASA thing), is very interesting.

https://tinyurl.com/27kyz6xe

Also OT OT: tinyurl changed their interface again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2025 01:01 PM (bss/y)

289 Good to see you logprof. Hope all is well in your world.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2025 01:01 PM (rO4EG)

290 Why do engines detach?

Originally it was because they hoisted them up on a forklift and jamming them into the wing forcefully was not great for structural integrity. Nowadays probably because Becky and Shaniqua were hired for maintenance.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 12:55 PM (2ocoG)

Oh, it's really Lefty Loosey / Righty Tighty then? Oops.

Posted by: Becky & Shaniqua at November 12, 2025 01:01 PM (wVcYX)

291 Thank you Sponge.

That's great news. I'm so hqppy for the both of you. Time to move on with my day.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 01:01 PM (Sco7b)

292
Great news. If it was the LAVH she will do really well. Prayers for her recovery with no problems!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 01:00 PM (MAl//)


That's what my Daughter had and went home the same day

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 01:02 PM (VE6XX)

293 Madonna's had more wangs in her than the Beijing phonebook

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 01:02 PM (bfwj/)

294 Popped up in YouTube feed a podcast of his postulating that Godzilla could be teal.
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Godzilla's a bird?
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Just more colorful.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 12, 2025 01:02 PM (uWSFJ)

295 > Dod they forget to bolt his engine on?
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According to a former MD-11 pilot, when undergoing maintenance that requires the engines to be removed, a "short cut" is to remove the entire pylon/engine.

Why?

Because apparently there are fewer connections; fuel, electrical and hydraulic lines there, than at the engine itself. But this process can cause stress on the bolts that hold the engine onto the pylon.

The #1 engine fell off its pylon during the takeoff roll.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 12, 2025 01:02 PM (NwnyJ)

296 "Originally it was because they hoisted them up on a forklift and jamming them into the wing forcefully was not great for structural integrity."

AA 191.

Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 01:02 PM (7imtn)

297 Shit. PM Starmer breached our alliance by working to give away the Chagos Islands to Mauritius, a PRC ally. Fuck him.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 12, 2025 01:02 PM (sVOFR)

298 I'm more surprised they don't detach more often. They just hang there under the wing and are bolted to an area that looks mighty small for such a large engine. Then you factor in thrust strong enough to keep it airborne at 35,000 feet generated by these things bolted to that mighty small area.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 12:59 PM (snZF9)

I always thought that, too. What makes sense to me is a design like Chuck Yaeger's F-104, which is really just a cockpit strapped onto one bigass jet engine with two little wings stuck on the sides.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 01:02 PM (uWKK8)

299 Chandu the Magician radio program used to off the “Assyrian Money Changer”. Turns pennies into dimes! It’s magic.

Cost a quarter. I figured you could send them three pennies and tell ‘em “keep the change” but they probably saw through that ruse

Posted by: Common Tater at November 12, 2025 01:02 PM (y+G1Q)

300 >>>Then you factor in thrust strong enough to keep it airborne at 35,000 feet generated by these things bolted to that mighty small area.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Read of one MD incident, engine falling off, held on by a clevis pin. R&R crew had forced the clevis, damaging and weakening it.
A f**king clevis pin.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 12, 2025 01:02 PM (uGpeQ)

301 Dr. Just came and talked to me. Said everything went well and I'll be able to go back in about 45 minutes.

Hallelujah. Praise be to God.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 12:55 PM (yn1Pr)

Woo!

Posted by: Count "Ric Flair" de Monet at November 12, 2025 01:03 PM (wVcYX)

302 Secret societies go out after dark and take care of business.
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“And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?... The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt!"

Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 01:03 PM (TN0g+)

303 ace oughta do a post on Trump with Jolani in the Oval, horsing around, spraying cologne on himself, Jolani, and the Syrian foreign minister. Also joking about whether Jolani had only one wife.

It's spectacular, in the sense that we have a president who really does things nobody else would imagine doing, and brings a perfect American informality to even the most "serious" matters and situations. For those who suffered decades of dishwater-dull and stupid conventional public behavior by the mediocrities that infest the Beltway, it's just beautiful.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2025 01:03 PM (U/Byj)

304 It is an odd thing in the modern lib mind. It seems as though they have decided they no longer need to even try to make their stuff palatable, they will merely force you to accept by giving you no option.
---
Modifying what I said earlier:

The only difference between communism and socialism is how many guns, and when, are used to force you to accept it.

Commies pull the guns out up front.
Socialist pull them out after the vote to disarm the citizens.

Commies, at least, are more honest than socialists.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 12, 2025 01:03 PM (HXT0k)

305 261 Madonna has gone bra-less to promote her latest album release!

Madonna has worn a bra?
Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 12:57 PM (2ocoG)

She's a fossil and, like cockroaches, will be around forever. Which is a bummer. Despise her and think she's been evil since she evolved. Yuck.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 01:03 PM (MAl//)

306 Sponge, glad your Honey’s through the surgery and starting the recovery. Lots of TLC is the prescription now.

Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2025 01:04 PM (PCK5/)

307 "The Democrats are in high dungeon over 23000 Epstein emails they released.
So far, they're just more paper."

High dudgeon, mate, not dungeon.

Posted by: cheshirecat at November 12, 2025 01:04 PM (TwA+r)

308 Bin the phrase “thought leader”. Forever.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 12, 2025 01:04 PM (sVOFR)

309 You'd think that after all this time, they would have figured out all of the physics of aircraft construction by now.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 01:04 PM (77rzZ)

310 Madonna, The Queen of Pop, 67, looked incredible as she went braless in a plunging sheer dress and fishnet tights.
_______________

From Queen of Pop to embarrassing senior citizen.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 01:04 PM (MhhhI)

311 Grats Sponge.

May Lady Sponge recover quickly and without incident.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2025 01:04 PM (bss/y)

312 a while ago i saw a pic of starmer wearing glasses and thought he looked like keith olbermann. this implies that he's a twat

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 12, 2025 01:04 PM (CWTWj)

313 >Madonna has gone bra-less to promote her latest album release!


Hold my beer...

Posted by: Sydney Sweeny at November 12, 2025 01:04 PM (Q+gd/)

314 When did we start calling Madonna the Queen of Pop?

I never heard it before.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2025 01:05 PM (bss/y)

315 Does Madonna still have that bizarre messed-up face from the plastic surgery?

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 01:05 PM (77rzZ)

316 "You'd think that after all this time, they would have figured out all of the physics of aircraft construction by now."

Easy to fly.
Hard to make money doing it, without cutting corners.

Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 01:05 PM (7imtn)

317 Madonna was the villain in my silly time travel novel. David Bowie and Yoko Ono had to team up to stop her from destroying the world.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 01:05 PM (MhhhI)

318 Didn't Obama meet with Starmer recently ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 01:05 PM (VE6XX)

319 Fuck the British. I'd love nothing more than a complete break with them.

From an intelligence standpoint, their cooperation in international espionage is outweighed by their threat to our citizenry.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 12, 2025 01:06 PM (RFyPq)

320 An even more spectacular crash than one in Louisville was the C-130 in Turkey, where both the crew cabin and the rear fuselage broke off in mid-air.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 01:06 PM (uWKK8)

321 re 310: she wants to be in a class with marlene dietrich i guess

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 12, 2025 01:06 PM (CWTWj)

322 Whenever it IS over-over, we'll just do it again in 75 days. A flat-broke nation struggling to keep decades of stupid unrealistic promises, flailing in clusterfuckery.
Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 01:01 PM (7imtn)

Beats writing an actual budget I guess…

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 12, 2025 01:06 PM (sVOFR)

323 >Madonna has gone bra-less to promote her latest album release!

Madonna, the Queen of Flop.

Posted by: davidt at November 12, 2025 01:06 PM (Q+gd/)

324 a while ago i saw a pic of starmer wearing glasses and thought he looked like keith olbermann. this implies that he's a twat
Posted by: gnats local 678

He looks like a Muppet.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 01:07 PM (77rzZ)

325 From an intelligence standpoint, their cooperation in international espionage is outweighed by their threat to our citizenry.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 12, 2025 01:06 PM (RFyPq)

And theirs.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 12, 2025 01:07 PM (sVOFR)

326 What if the near future proves to be the opposite of Children of Men (in which England is the only country left on earth that still has a functioning government)?

What if England is the only country that has less of a government than Haiti or Somalia?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 12, 2025 01:07 PM (GD2xa)

327
Madonna, The Queen of Pop, 67, looked incredible as she went braless in a plunging sheer dress and fishnet tights.

_________

I'm sure the word "incredible" doesn't even scratch the surface of how it looked. And I don't mean that in a complimentary way.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2025 01:07 PM (tgvbd)

328 High dudgeon, mate, not dungeon."

Sure it is. Remember "man in the high castle "?

Ergo, high dungeon!

Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 01:07 PM (tubbA)

329 "YOLO" as a verb. I like it!

Posted by: Paco at November 12, 2025 01:07 PM (mADJX)

330 Boris Johnson couldn't even use a comb.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 01:08 PM (ishno)

331 "(ishno)" Love the hash!

Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 01:09 PM (7imtn)

332 321 re 310: she wants to be in a class with marlene dietrich i guess
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 12, 2025 01:06 PM (CWTWj)

“Vallink Een Luff Again, Vat am I to do?
Didn vant to, cahn’t help eet!!”

Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2025 01:09 PM (PCK5/)

333 High dudgeon, mate, not dungeon."

Sure it is. Remember "man in the high castle "?

Ergo, high dungeon!
Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 01:07 PM (tubbA)
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That would be "high donjon," wouldn't it?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 01:09 PM (CwwHD)

334 "WAYNE ROOT: CHEMTRAILS: We All See It. We All Know It’s Happening. We’re All Concerned. We Want President Trump and RFK Jr. to Address This Crisis. And Then Ban the Chemtrails in Our Skies."
---
You know how the lottery exposes people who are really bad at statistics?

Belief in chemtrails exposes people who are really retarded at science.

What's the PPM, at ground level, of an aerosol disbursed at 35k feet? Don't forget to account for high altitude wind currents.
Hur-dee-durr! I spray da vinegar and they went away!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 12, 2025 01:09 PM (HXT0k)

335 Madonna, The Queen of Pop, 67, looked incredible as she went braless in a plunging sheer dress and fishnet tights.

_________

I'm sure the word "incredible" doesn't even scratch the surface of how it looked. And I don't mean that in a complimentary way.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2025 01:07 PM (tgvbd)

"breathtaking", even.

I wonder if former First Lady Dr. Jill Biden took notes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 12, 2025 01:09 PM (wVcYX)

336 Did Madonna rent Sydney Sweeney's boobs for that photo shoot

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 12, 2025 01:09 PM (ZbPL4)

337
Here's madonna:

https://tinyurl.com/47ejcbcv

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2025 01:10 PM (I3KId)

338 I only use the scare quotes on "Syrian" because that "country", always a confection of the evil imperial Euros...

====
"Hold my falafel."
-the Hashemites

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2025 01:10 PM (CTokg)

339 Huh. My current hash looks Welsh...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 01:10 PM (CwwHD)

340 I think 'ishno' would have been SO much better than 'NaN.'

Can't div-zero, lest an ishno results.

Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 01:10 PM (7imtn)

341 What a bunch a fags.

Argentina it is then

Posted by: Melodicmetal1 at November 12, 2025 01:10 PM (61TgR)

342
I cannot foresee the circumstances under which I would comment on this thread.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 12, 2025 01:10 PM (iJfKG)

343 Who would win if Keir Starmer, Mark Carney and Tim Walz had effeminate pussy offs
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM


It's ON!

Posted by: Gavin Newsom's X Account at November 12, 2025 01:11 PM (jc0TO)

344 She's a fossil and, like cockroaches, will be around forever. Which is a bummer. Despise her and think she's been evil since she evolved. Yuck.

I thought she was really smart about marketing herself right on up until she put out a half-assed anti-war album in 2003. That imploded her career and she never recovered.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 01:11 PM (wItF4)

345 High dudgeon, mate, not dungeon."

Sure it is. Remember "man in the high castle "?

Ergo, high dungeon!
Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 01:07 PM (tubbA)
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That would be "high donjon," wouldn't it?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 01:09 PM (CwwHD)

Isn't that when you mix edibles with Grey Poupon?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 12, 2025 01:11 PM (wVcYX)

346 Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

LMFAO! Secretary Bobby Kennedy just made the whole room CRACK UP after revealing the funniest behind-the-scenes Donald Trump moment

"Trump had them bring in a full-size picture of himself with Putin. When they were in Hawaii - he's very tall and Putin was very short. Putin came up to about here and he said, 'You know what I said to him?' He said, 'I've had it up to HERE with you!'"

https://tinyurl.com/55t8jxhd

Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2025 01:11 PM (NpAcC)

347 When will all the remaining Real Men of Britain stand up and fight? Yeah, that's right, all five of them -- when are they going to do something?

Posted by: Another cuppa piss, love? at November 12, 2025 01:11 PM (qUkBO)

348 342
I cannot foresee the circumstances under which I would comment on this thread.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 12, 2025 01:10 PM (iJfKG)

Bribery? Extortion? Blackmail?

Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2025 01:11 PM (PCK5/)

349 Wus all dis ‘bout the Falklands then?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 01:12 PM (F2Ar1)

350 when I saw the thumbnail of Starmer and the heavy bag, I thought we were going to see him punch the bag.

not whatever silliness he was doing with his arms, wtf, really though

Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2025 01:12 PM (dCxaZ)

351 282 269 251 Dr. Just came and talked to me. Said everything went well and I'll be able to go back in about 45 minutes.

Hallelujah. Praise be to God.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 12:55 PM (yn1Pr)

So glad... My Daughter had a hysterectomy 2 years ago when she was 45... Mrs Sponge won't be lifting heavy things for a while but will be fine in a bit...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 12:58 PM (VE6XX)

Great news. If it was the LAVH she will do really well. Prayers for her recovery with no problems!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Ex had one. It went well. Recovery time was minimal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 12, 2025 01:12 PM (uGpeQ)

352 Does Madonna still have that bizarre messed-up face from the plastic surgery?
Posted by: Bulg


Ladies, and I mean this with all due respect.
There's a difference between having your hair pulled back in a ponytail and having your hair pulled back so severely that it looks like it's cutting off blood flow.

Don't do blood flow. Very unattractive.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 01:12 PM (soZKq)

353 Madonna, The Queen of Pop, 67, looked incredible as she went braless in a plunging sheer dress and fishnet tights.

_________

I'm sure the word "incredible" doesn't even scratch the surface of how it looked. And I don't mean that in a complimentary way.
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I googled the story. She doesn't look "incredible". Her face isn't as bad as I've seen it, but its still mishapen due to the surgeries. She's "blond", if by blond we mean the ends of her hair are blond and at least an inch of the roots aren't. She's posed in some awkward position that looks really, really uncomfortable. IF someone thought this was some sort of sexual glamour shot...it missed its mark.

Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 01:12 PM (TN0g+)

354 Ace en fuego!!

Posted by: m at November 12, 2025 01:12 PM (RuTUS)

355 Who Lost England?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2025 01:12 PM (9ipOP)

356 Colombia's President Petro has also vowed to end intelligence sharing with the US over blowing up the smuggling boats.

Probably is getting lots of heat from "friends" but that is just supposition

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2025 01:13 PM (rbvCR)

357 high donjon," wouldn't it"

Hidonsjohns?

Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 01:13 PM (tubbA)

358 b"h for a good outcome.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2025 01:13 PM (9ipOP)

359 Who Lost England?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2025 01:12 PM (9ipOP)


Joe McCarthy got into boucoup problems just asking questions like that about China.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2025 01:13 PM (rbvCR)

360 High doujins. Plenty.

Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 01:13 PM (7imtn)

361 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November

Madonna's face looks rather scary there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2025 01:14 PM (ELdpA)

362 356 Colombia's President Petro has also vowed to end intelligence sharing with the US over blowing up the smuggling boats.

Not sure I'd trust any "intelligence" coming from them....

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 01:14 PM (VE6XX)

363 Thank you. Some of you are a blessing. You know who you are. :p

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 01:14 PM (yn1Pr)

364 Are there any territories in the Caribbean that are 1) fairly well off economically, and 2) would like to get out from under the lavender, fur-topped boots of Old Blighty? Maybe Trump could bring some of those into the U.S. fold (if nothing else, a lot warmer than Greenland and Canada).

Posted by: Paco at November 12, 2025 01:14 PM (mADJX)

365 Wus all dis ‘bout the Falklands then?"

Malvinas, senior.

Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 01:14 PM (tubbA)

366 Even an AI writing drivel about Madonna would balk at "looks incredible"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 01:14 PM (bfwj/)

367 326 What if the near future proves to be the opposite of Children of Men (in which England is the only country left on earth that still has a functioning government)?

What if England is the only country that has less of a government than Haiti or Somalia?
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis


That's actually already true. 90% of British citizens do not regard the sitting Government to be legitimate. The only reason there hasn't been a violent revolution is because they'e all pussies. Grumpy, angry pussies, but pussies nonetheless.

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2025 01:15 PM (oraVG)

368 Thanks Britain
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:48 PM (N72/9)

In our defence we've always been a bunch of commies.

Posted by: MI6 at November 12, 2025 01:15 PM (phGCW)

369 Gaaaaiiiinzzzzz

Tried the keto diet, calorie restriction, med diet. I would walk 10 miles a day and almost killed myself from the heat. Nothing was successful.

But I remember Ace saying he was doing fasting. So I’m in week two of 48 hour fast, healthy dinner, 48 hour fast, 16/8 over the weekend.

Lost 10 lbs in two weeks. This is the most successful diet I have ever done. It’s a bit hard the first days but I’m getting used to the 48 hour fasting.

Posted by: The MewTwix at November 12, 2025 01:15 PM (SAMCf)

370 There are people who haven't seen Madonna's boobs?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 01:15 PM (yn1Pr)

371 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 12:55 PM (yn1Pr)


Thanks for letting us know Prayers continue.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2025 01:15 PM (ELdpA)

372 The Paolo, how you say, never does the weed, so he is never a high Don Juan.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 12, 2025 01:15 PM (77rzZ)

373 The only reason there hasn't been a violent revolution is because they'e all pussies. Grumpy, angry pussies, but pussies nonetheless.
Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2025 01:15 PM (oraVG)

And unarmed.... A warning to Us...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 01:15 PM (VE6XX)

374 I saw Grumpy Angry Pussies open for 10cc back in '73.

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2025 01:15 PM (oraVG)

375 high donjon," wouldn't it"

Hidonsjohns?
Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 01:13 PM (tubbA)

Jimmy Johns?

Pappa Johns?

Long Mustache Johns?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 12, 2025 01:15 PM (wVcYX)

376 Dr. Just came and talked to me. Said everything went well and I'll be able to go back in about 45 minutes.

Hallelujah. Praise be to God.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 12:55
******
Yay! 🙏

Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2025 01:16 PM (NpAcC)

377 why would Sir Keir consent to a boxing photo op when it is so clear he had never ever landed a hit to a heavy bag ever

he was afraid it might mess up his mascara hand

Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2025 01:16 PM (dCxaZ)

378 318 Didn't Obama meet with Starmer recently ?
___

If two bottoms meet in Sherwood Forest, did it happen?

Posted by: Well MY Wife's Penis Is Bigger Than YOUR Wife's Penis! at November 12, 2025 01:16 PM (qUkBO)

379 There are people who haven't seen Madonna's boobs?"

Rosie O'Donnell?

Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 01:16 PM (tubbA)

380 >>Shit. PM Starmer breached our alliance by working to give away the Chagos Islands to Mauritius, a PRC ally. Fuck him.

Nothing for nothing, but Trump gave his blessing to the deal.

Posted by: All the Kardashian wymens at November 12, 2025 01:16 PM (Y1sOo)

381 355 Who Lost England?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2025 01:12 PM (9ipOP)

The English, who are increasingly showing themselves to be unfit to be free and incapable of self-government (h/t, TX Declaration of Independence, 1836).

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 12, 2025 01:16 PM (sVOFR)

382 I have a Plaid Cymru but I never wear it. I prefer my kilt around the house.

Posted by: wth at November 12, 2025 01:17 PM (v0R5T)

383 off sluts sock

Posted by: All the Kardashian wymens at November 12, 2025 01:17 PM (Y1sOo)

384 Does Madonna still have that bizarre messed-up face from the plastic surgery?

Her face is significantly improved from 5 years ago when she could've played Skeletor in a live-action He-Man with no special effects, but it's still pretty far off of when she was actually hot 35 years ago.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 01:17 PM (wItF4)

385 370 There are people who haven't seen Madonna's boobs?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 01:15 PM (yn1Pr)


lolol

nobody remembers that skank-a-thon book she published back in the 90s where she showed All the Things

Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2025 01:17 PM (dCxaZ)

386 Good news Sponge. May God speed her to a quick recovery.

Posted by: Paco at November 12, 2025 01:17 PM (mADJX)

387 Joe McCarthy got into boucoup problems just asking questions like that about China.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2025 01:13 PM (rbvCR)
=====

I know, I know, don't tell me!

Whittaker Chambers.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2025 01:17 PM (9ipOP)

388 Colombia's President Petro has also vowed to end intelligence sharing with the US over blowing up the smuggling boats.

Not sure I'd trust any "intelligence" coming from them....
Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 01:14 PM (VE6XX)

Nor any record club offers.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 12, 2025 01:17 PM (wVcYX)

389 Shit. PM Starmer breached our alliance by working to give away the Chagos Islands to Mauritius, a PRC ally. Fuck him.

He's trying to kiss up to Big Dodo.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 01:17 PM (77rzZ)

390 You know how the lottery exposes people who are really bad at statistics?

Belief in chemtrails exposes people who are really retarded at science.

[ . . . ]
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 12, 2025 01:09 PM (HXT0k)


Did you know that the trust that owns one of Epstein's ranches won the powerball? It was a really odd fluke of events, it happened right about the first time he got charged. What are the odds of that?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2025 01:17 PM (rbvCR)

391 373 The only reason there hasn't been a violent revolution is because they'e all pussies. Grumpy, angry pussies, but pussies nonetheless.
Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2025 01:15 PM (oraVG)

And unarmed.... A warning to Us...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 01:15 PM (VE6XX)

I look in my gun safe, think I have not shot “ this” in X number of years, maybe I should then nah, I’m good.

Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2025 01:18 PM (PCK5/)

392 They are properly called jet Contrails. I suppose non-jet or gasoline engined old school prop planes do it too.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 12, 2025 01:18 PM (8c30T)

393 "The English, who are increasingly showing themselves to be unfit to be free and incapable of self-government"

They're in the grips of the same myth of Universal Egalitarianism that we are. Everybody's the same. Nobody's better than anybody else.

Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 01:18 PM (7imtn)

394 that skank-a-thon book"

Hey, that was art...

Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 01:18 PM (tubbA)

395 DataRepublican (small r) @DataRepublican

THREAD: How Mormon Women for Ethical Government fits into a State Department–backed effort to remake America

Every Utahn needs to read this and be aware of the coup that's happening within their borders.

Recently, Mormon Women for Ethical Government (MWEG) secured a court victory and a safe Democratic seat in a new map through a judge's ruling.

The Utah legislature must impeach the judge -- not only because of their activism, but also to send a message: Utah will not permit outside backed NGOs to infiltrate and succeed in their plan to turn America into a democracy.

That's right. Mormon Women for Ethical Government is not who they seem to be. They are part of an "interfaith" ecosystem to infiltrate Utah and LDS and transform America from the bottom up.

I have the receipts.

X: https://bit.ly/4oFKwAu

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 12, 2025 01:18 PM (P5BPp)

396 Here's madonna:

https://tinyurl.com/47ejcbcv
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2025 01:10 PM (I3KId)

It looks like an AI image with a prompt to include lots of inflammation.

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 01:18 PM (0677y)

397 Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2025 01:15 PM (oraVG)

I don't think they're all pussies. The guy who was in jail ( ( Tommy Robinson?) certainly isn't . My BIL who is very fit and looks much younger than his age isn't either. They don't have guns though.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2025 01:19 PM (ELdpA)

398 I saw Grumpy Angry Pussies open for 10cc back in '73.
Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2025 01:15 PM (oraVG)

ISWYDT. and approve!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 12, 2025 01:19 PM (wVcYX)

399 crap, there, dammit

Posted by: one hour sober at November 12, 2025 01:19 PM (Y1sOo)

400 suppose non-jet or gasoline engined old school prop planes do it too."

Si.

Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 01:19 PM (tubbA)

401 Stop! Don't pluck me there. This is my buk buk b'kaw square!

Posted by: the Chicken Lady from Kids In The Hall at November 12, 2025 01:19 PM (7Q0e+)

402 I do not recognise the land my ancestors came from, the devolution has turned them into mewling simps deserving nothing but derision.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at November 12, 2025 01:19 PM (qZdIZ)

403 nood

Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 01:19 PM (7imtn)

404 I suppose non-jet or gasoline engined old school prop planes do it too.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 12, 2025 01:18 PM (8c30T)
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Photos of the 8th AF on the way to bomb Germany rate this as "true."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 01:20 PM (CwwHD)

405 I went down a 90s memory hole, and found out that Madonna and Vanilla Ice were once a couple. I probably knew that back in the day, but no way would that factoid stick, because why would it?

however, now with the perspective of several decades, I can see how that pairing was wildly appropriate for the 1990s

Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2025 01:20 PM (dCxaZ)

406 396 Here's madonna:

https://tinyurl.com/47ejcbcv
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2025 01:10 PM (I3KId)

It looks like an AI image with a prompt to include lots of inflammation.
Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 01:18 PM (0677y)

She's going for that Stormy Daniel's look.

and her boobs weren't even half that size in the 80's.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 01:21 PM (uWKK8)

407 Jeebus. Someone needs to give Starmer the "I have complete confidence in our coach" speech to make it obvious he's on the way out.

Posted by: Octochicken at November 12, 2025 01:21 PM (oCS0o)

408 Ladies, and I mean this with all due respect.
There's a difference between having your hair pulled back in a ponytail and having your hair pulled back so severely that it looks like it's cutting off blood flow.

Don't do blood flow. Very unattractive.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 01:12 PM (soZKq)

I would have to be mauled by a bear or go through a windshield to volunteer anyone cutting my face.

I had a "surprise" basal cell on my nose after not going to the derm for 2yrs (I blamed covid). Looked like a clogged pore. Nope!

I ended up, after MOH's chipping away at it by a derm, to a visit to a plastic surgeon's office that afternoon. The next day I had half of my face carved to cover the hole by yanking up part of my cheek. I was drugged and in shock, but it was horrific and my guy helped me heal and took care of the wounds

You can't tell now unless you look very hard. But after going through my life without a pimple on my face it was rough going and put a damper on my self esteem. Fortunately my husband loves me even when half of my face is under a bandage.

So, there is NO WAY I'd do this for vanity. None. I will submit to lasering of a bump off, but that's all.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 01:21 PM (MAl//)

409 The LDS was all in on illegals forever. So do they really need to be “infiltrated” to turn left wing?

And Utah elected Romney as their senator and the mighty RINO Cox as governor. They’re guy whose thing is “disagree better”. They kill us but we should just disagree better.

Utah is already gone.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 01:22 PM (F2Ar1)

410
They're in the grips of the same myth of Universal Egalitarianism that we are. Everybody's the same. Nobody's better than anybody else.
Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 01:18 PM

Point still stands though.

The State Department should put them at Level 3: Reconsider travel for: Crime, Civil Unrest, and the possibility of Arbitrary Detention.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 12, 2025 01:22 PM (sVOFR)

411 nobody remembers that skank-a-thon book she published back in the 90s where she showed All the Things
Posted by: kallisto

I remember that that came out around the same time as Rush Limbaugh's (first?) book. My Dad, who was in his eighties at the time was talking about Rush's book and said something like "it's even doing better than that little girl with the dirty book." Still makes me chuckle. Here she thought she was being all edgy, but to my Dad she was just "a little girl with a dirty book."

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 01:22 PM (77rzZ)

412 398 I saw Grumpy Angry Pussies open for 10cc back in '73.
Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2025 01:15 PM (oraVG)

ISWYDT. and approve!
Posted by: Count de Monet


I'm glad somebody got it.

Also, "open" is a double-entendre here too.

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2025 01:22 PM (oraVG)

413 And Utah elected Romney as their senator and the mighty RINO Cox as governor. They’re guy whose thing is “disagree better”. They kill us but we should just disagree better.

Utah is already gone.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 01:22 PM (F2Ar1)

Defeatism is easy. Doing something about the problem is just TOO HARD.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 12, 2025 01:23 PM (sVOFR)

414 new thread up

Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2025 01:23 PM (dCxaZ)

415
There are people who haven't seen Madonna's boobs?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 01:15 PM (yn1Pr)


Well...to be fair, these are Madonna's New and Improved 99.999% Silicone Boobs with Tattoo Enhanced Nipples and VibroLux Vibrator Efx for times when her tits need to be calmed.

So, no. Most haven't seen these exact boobs.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 12, 2025 01:23 PM (iJfKG)

416 Ace en fuego!!

Posted by: m at November 12, 2025 01:12 PM (RuTUS)

-------------

Flaming Ace is best Ace.

Wait, that didn't come out right ...

/Doin' my best garrett claw-back impression here, boss!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 01:24 PM (uwsUi)

417
Here's madonna:

https://tinyurl.com/47ejcbcv
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


She looks just like every other shambling druggo in Philly's Kensington neighborhood.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge?h hil at November 12, 2025 01:24 PM (xG4kz)

418 I knew someone from the Falklands. Don't know if they still did this, but they paid people to migrate there, then purchased what they raised. This was sheep and wool. Everyone there is British. Maybe the Argentines could figure out a way to make it work.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 12, 2025 01:24 PM (Q/+Op)

419 Here's madonna:

https://tinyurl.com/47ejcbcv
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2025 01:10 PM


That was not a nice thing you just did.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 01:25 PM (bFu5X)

420 When the Left is in power, things always degenerate, and quickly. It is typical of them to immediately blame the man in power and not the ideology, as a kind of deflection. It happened in NYC with de Blasio. Suddenly he was the worst thing ever, and everything would be just fine if only they could replace him with another socialist who believes the exact same ideology and espouses the exact same policies. One Labour leader in Britain is just like the next.

Posted by: Max Eastern at November 12, 2025 01:26 PM (ilW/N)

421 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
......

I've had Mohs twice, once on my forehead that ended me up in the hospital getting rebuilt by a plastic surgeon.

Posted by: wth at November 12, 2025 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

422 418 I knew someone from the Falklands. Don't know if they still did this, but they paid people to migrate there, then purchased what they raised. This was sheep and wool. Everyone there is British. Maybe the Argentines could figure out a way to make it work.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 12, 2025 01:24 PM (Q/+Op)

The Argentines pissed off the Brits there just by changing the side of the road driven on. Keep dreaming.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 12, 2025 01:29 PM (sVOFR)

423 Has Trump deported Retard Harry and his hootchie mama yet?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 12, 2025 01:30 PM (Cjet/)

424 Doomberg had an article on how the Brits have chased off the big oil companies, which are selling off a refinery to a guy under investigation for multiple scams in different countries. They are managing to destroy the industry even more than Germany.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 12, 2025 01:30 PM (Q/+Op)

425 I kinda thought the "special relationship" was terminated when the 5 Eyes spied and lied on the Trump campaign in 2016.

Posted by: Kinda thinker at November 12, 2025 01:34 PM (2rEO+)

426 I've had Mohs twice, once on my forehead that ended me up in the hospital getting rebuilt by a plastic surgeon.
Posted by: wth at November 12, 2025 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

I hope and pray I have suffered enough for being tan and in a bikini in my youth. But I had fun! my young self says.

A friend in college took a great photo of me having this fun after we survived a semester of nursing school. I am going to frame the profile as it is a good memory and without scars from my fun times.

The photo where i am facing her and laughing is good...but my husband says I look wasted. Indeed I was. That one I won't frame so our innocent sons can ask questions of their refined mother. I may be dumb but I am not a fool.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 01:41 PM (MAl//)

427 Pale Penis > Bent banana.

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 12, 2025 01:41 PM (vK/Ja)

428 Conservatives didn't vote for Labour in 2024. Half the Conservatives voted for Reform, but this just allowed Labour to win a gigantic majority with almost the exact same percent of the vote they won in 2019 (because Labour voters were not abandoning ship for Reform or for LibDems, Greens or whatever other commie alternative).
Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (Dg7ng)

Conservatives and Labor and the other parties formed a "corrupt bargain" to block Reform rather than represent their constituents. Former Tory voters decided it was a best first step to destroy the Conservatives utterly for the betrayals of Brexit and immigration despite the huge majority they had had.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 12, 2025 01:44 PM (8avO+)

429 418 I knew someone from the Falklands. Don't know if they still did this, but they paid people to migrate there, then purchased what they raised. This was sheep and wool. Everyone there is British. Maybe the Argentines could figure out a way to make it work.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 12, 2025 01:24 PM (Q/+Op)

The Argentines pissed off the Brits there just by changing the side of the road driven on. Keep dreaming.
Posted by: Cow Demon at November 12, 2025 01:29 PM (sVOFR)

Best way would be to give them internal self rule, some subsidies under supervision of Argentina to salve their pride. I don't trust the UK to do something stupid with them to assuage the shame of beating a German Fleet there in 1914 or something

Posted by: Oldcat at November 12, 2025 01:48 PM (8avO+)

430 Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2025 01:15 PM (oraVG)

I don't think they're all pussies. The guy who was in jail ( ( Tommy Robinson?) certainly isn't . My BIL who is very fit and looks much younger than his age isn't either. They don't have guns though.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2025 01:19 PM (ELdpA)

They are ripe for an Atlas Shrugged type revolution. Just do you job as they tell you, since the 'elites' have no idea how to make even a third world country run. Let it rot.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 12, 2025 01:53 PM (8avO+)

431 The LDS was all in on illegals forever. So do they really need to be “infiltrated” to turn left wing?

And Utah elected Romney as their senator and the mighty RINO Cox as governor. They’re guy whose thing is “disagree better”. They kill us but we should just disagree better.

Utah is already gone.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 01:22 PM (F2Ar1)

Voters can't vote for what they don't put on the ticket in Utah.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 12, 2025 01:55 PM (8avO+)

432 They are properly called jet Contrails. I suppose non-jet or gasoline engined old school prop planes do it too.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 12, 2025 01:18 PM (8c30T)

Any condition where the exhaust can form water droplets or ice crystals on an aircraft will do it.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 12, 2025 01:56 PM (8avO+)

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