Support




Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Powered by
Movable Type





The GQ Clips of the Sydney Sweeney Struggle Session Were Misleading.
The Full Interview is Worse.

So says Pirate Wires, who watched the whole thing.


Inside The Sydney Sweeney GQ Interview From Hell

wherein sydney, who evidently has a voluptuous iq, stares into the depths of a gotcha reporter's soul instead of apologizing for being hot

Blake Dodge

...

Assuming the clips were less forgiving than the full-length interview because of the laws of the internet, I listened to the whole thing. Come to find out: it's actually worse than the clips. It's really bad. I honestly can't deal with it.

The reporter's whole vibe was kind of: BuzzFeed nark in little white sneakers crossed with your best friend's mom who's not really authorized to discipline you but is mad at you for something that you did?

She front-loaded just about every question with an accusation ("context") and raised eyebrows that betrayed the feelings she wouldn't say out loud....


Katherine replied: given stuff like Euphoria (which doesn't take a moral stance on the different problems it explores, like teen drug use), Sydney's career doesn't look very political. And yet: "you have become very swept up in politics. And so I wondered if that has surprised you, as you put your ideas and yourself into art, not commentary."

*this was the first among many times in the interview that Sydney had to process the different levels of fuckery in the question with her face muscles*

"I've always believed that I'm not here to tell people what to think," she said. "I'm just here to kind of open their eyes to different ideas. And so I think that's why I gravitate towards characters and stories that are complicated and are maybe morally questionable and characters that are, on the page, hard to like, but then you find the humanity underneath them."

After sort of affirming (?) the idea of artists keeping themselves "a little bit" separate from politics, Katherine moved on to the cultural obsession with Sydney reaching a kind of climax: "Did your sense of your own fame change this year?"

(First of all, what?)

Cue Sydney's extremely sane answer:

"No. I surround myself with a really, really strong group of people who have been in my life since I was little. And they take me out of Hollywood, take me out of this bubble, and remind me what the real world is. And that that's where I exist. The idea of fame -- it doesn't apply to my personal life. I'm just Syd."

"You can't feel the difference in the volume at times?"

"If I turn on my phone, yes. If I have my phone off, and I'm home, no."

"So what is it like now being single?"

Lol. You may not see how that is a natural follow-up question, but Katherine sure did. After Sydney produced and starred in the rom-com Anyone But You, she played a "game" of letting rumors fly about a romance with Glen Powell, her co-star, Katherine asserted.

"We all now know that that was a projection, let's say, on our parts -- that wasn't real. But it occurred to me that maybe that story doesn't go so viral if you're not a very private person," Katherine said. "I imagine there are personal benefits to being private about your personal life, but are there also professional benefits to being private about your personal life?"

Wow, so, the question was roughly: is Sydney really private, or is she just pretending to be, such that the secrecy makes her even more rich and powerful?

*facial processing*

"The professional benefits for me and being private -- is for my own just health and sanity. If I let everybody in all the time, I have nothing for myself." She's just 28 years old, Sydney said; she's still going to make mistakes and grow. "And I think that it's important to be able to do that without having to say every single thing all the time."

"Right. Okay."

Lol.

"I don't really let other people define who I am," Sydney said.

"I'm happy to hear that. I have a lot of secondhand concern for you lately," Katherine said while fake laughing. "We're sort of talking around this American Eagle ad right now."

Aha.

The whole piece is good. I don't want to excerpt more.

Sydney Sweeney's small movie, Christy, about a female boxer with an abusive husband/coach, did poorly at the box office, but...

1, it's a small-budget movie about a niche figure. Who expected it to break records?

2, almost every movie is bombing now, including the much bigger box office and much-promoted love letter to Antifa bombers starring Leonardo DiCaprio.

3, this was plainly a passion project for Sydney Sweeney, one she probably only got made by agreeing to do some more commercial fare. Again, how much do we expect passion -- or vanity -- projects to make?

Christian Toto says we should support it, as she's a culture war icon.

I don't even know if she's "on the right." I watched her movie Immaculate, about a virgin nun becoming pregnant and being celebrated by creepy members of a Catholic church as the New Madonna. It's a halfway competently made movie, with a semi-"clever" gimmick to set it apart from Rosemary's Baby, but... did you see it?

It's the most egregiously anti-Christian and stridently pro-abortion commercial movie I've ever seen. I mean, I'm not much of a Christian and I'm an abortion moderate and even I was like, "What the hell is this nasty propaganda?"

I don't even want to tell you the ending. It's... it goes as far as you could possibly go in a pro-abortion, anti-Christ direction.

Remember Mac's joke headline in the Always Sunny abortion episode? "What if they aborted Jesus?" It's along those lines.

And she's in charge of her career. She picked this film to make.

I don't want to jump on her because I kind of like her but this is not a right-wing culture warrior. I'll praise her for not wading into political issues outside of her actual art, and I will definitely give her props for mogging a femcel CHUD, but I'm not going to hail her as a MAGA spokesmodel.

Eh. If she refunds the $7 I spent to buy the movie, maybe I'll buy a matinee ticket to Cristy.

I'm not going to see a feminist empowerment lady-boxer movie -- a sort of movie I have no interest in -- just to put money in the pockets of someone who made more money by age 20 than I've made in 20 years.


Eh. I already supported Matt Walsh, despite finding him to be tedious and annoying. I don't know how much money I have to spend on Culture War Bonds, as the now-insane Ya Boy Zack says.

Isn't "supporting" movies for identity-politics and political reasons a left-wing thing?

Gay entertainment zine The Hollywood Reporter:


In the new film Predator: Badlands, a young Predator monster, Dek (Dimitrius Schuster-Koloamatangi), is bullied by his domineering father for being too small and weak, learns important lessons about the value of sensitivity, and meets two feisty women (one a robot, the other an alien) who will become his besties for life. He might as well audition for the school musical. Or move to New York City at the end.

That's the joke a friend and I made as we walked out of Dan Trachtenberg's surprisingly soft-hearted addition to the Predator canon, a movie that pushes its franchise mythology in a decidedly sweet direction. Some viewers might miss the macho brutality of Predators past, but Dek's adventures in self-confidence and chosen family may well satisfy plenty of others. This Predator is queer and we should say it.

Meanwhile: Billy Bob Thornton says he's tired of know-nothing celebrities pontificating about every political and cultural issue.

Obligatory: I don't want to post this. I have to post this.

sydneysweeneyobligatory.jpg

Posted by: Ace at 04:42 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 w4t5vwbtv

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 04:42 PM (0lgzA)

2
I had to not read a LOT of content to do that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 04:42 PM (0lgzA)

3 It's who they are.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 11, 2025 04:42 PM (zjgNU)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 11, 2025 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

5 th

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2025 04:44 PM (ZOv7s)

6 Katherine moved on to the cultural obsession with Sydney reaching a kind of climax:"

wait what? is there video?

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2025 04:45 PM (uWKK8)

7 Dimitrius Schuster-Koloamatangi

Gesundheit!

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 04:45 PM (77rzZ)

8 Meanwhile: Billy Bob Thornton says he's tired of know-nothing celebrities pontificating about every political and cultural issue.
---
He signed on for Land Man, so it makes sense.

Posted by: Axeman at November 11, 2025 04:45 PM (krQz2)

9 This Predator is queer and we should say it.

Two snaps up!!!

Posted by: Men on Film at November 11, 2025 04:45 PM (ULPxl)

10 When you gaze long into the bosoms the bosoms also gaze into you. Which is kind of nice if you think about it.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 11, 2025 04:46 PM (NW+2e)

11 Remember the words of Hatemonger:

"Boobies...are evil! We mustn't look at boobies!".

Posted by: Thrawn at November 11, 2025 04:46 PM (9Ovst)

12 When you gaze long into the bosoms the bosoms also gaze into you. Which is kind of nice if you think about it.
Posted by: banana Dream

My hands are up here.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 04:47 PM (77rzZ)

13 I thought Billy Bob used to mouth off about politicks his own self.

Am I misremembering?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 11, 2025 04:48 PM (LxER7)

14 "No. I surround myself with a really, really strong group of people who have been in my life since I was little. And they take me out of Hollywood, take me out of this bubble, and remind me what the real world is. And that that's where I exist. The idea of fame -- it doesn't apply to my personal life. I'm just Syd."
++++
I'll take "girl with a dad and/or brothers" for $500, Alex.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 11, 2025 04:48 PM (zxP/x)

15 When boobies are presented before me, I CAN’T NOT LOOK. I am XY, after all.

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2025 04:48 PM (PCK5/)

16 Nice that Sydney stumped the reporter, but I wouldn't make too much of it. Best thing was showing what an arrogant POS the reporter is

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 11, 2025 04:48 PM (bfwj/)

17 "I kind of like her but this is not a right-wing culture warrior."

I don't know why we pay her any attention. She's pretty, and that's about it. We embrace pretty celebrities to own the ugly libs, I guess.

Posted by: gp at November 11, 2025 04:48 PM (7imtn)

18 How many comments before the first comment about that one alien franchise movie? Any bets? I say 65.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 11, 2025 04:49 PM (NW+2e)

19 Every damn day I'm told I have to support certain people and hate them at the same time because "influencers" are in charge of who is on what team.

Fuck that noise. I'm on my own team and I'll choose who I support and who I don't.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2025 04:49 PM (viF8m)

20

You guys crack me up.

Either you weren't breastfed or you wish you were still sucking your mommas teats, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at November 11, 2025 04:49 PM (3ek7K)

21 Culture War Bonds, lol!

that said, respect to Sydney Sweeney for holding her own line in the face of the Enemy.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 11, 2025 04:49 PM (kHop/)

22 It's the most egregiously anti-Christian and stridently pro-abortion commercial movie I've ever seen. I mean, I'm not much of a Christian and I'm an abortion moderate and even I was like, "What the hell is this nasty propaganda?"
++++
Hollywood.

Feh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 11, 2025 04:49 PM (zxP/x)

23 I agree with you, Ace. She is not a right-of-center cultural warrior.

She is independent but the libtards perceive her as being conservative. As long as the wokesters keep picking fights with her and she responds the way she has been doing, it is an advantage to the right.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 11, 2025 04:49 PM (5yDGQ)

24 The Silver Orbs of Pleasure are formidable indeed.

Posted by: Norrin Radd at November 11, 2025 04:49 PM (gYnrv)

25 I imagine Thorton is not super left given some of the roles he's done. I keep hearing I should check out Landman as I've worked with landmen and lived in the Permian, but idk -- it was bit hokey, the first episode anyway. Maybe I should give it another chance but I don't watch much tv.

Posted by: brak at November 11, 2025 04:50 PM (jGJov)

26 Meanwhile: Billy Bob Thornton says he's tired of know-nothing celebrities pontificating about every political and cultural issue.

===

I feel your pain !

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2025 04:50 PM (g47mK)

27 voluptuous iq


So "iq" is the new synonym for "rack?" Good to know.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 04:50 PM (77rzZ)

28 I don't know why we pay her any attention. She's pretty, and that's about it. We embrace pretty celebrities to own the ugly libs, I guess.
Posted by: gp at November 11, 2025 04:48 PM (7imtn)
---
She is attractive, but compared to Jennifer Connelly in her prime, or dozens of other starlets, nothing remarkable.

BUT

In an age of fat, shaved-headed lesbians being pushed for every role, she is Venus Incarnate. Sad, but that's where we are.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2025 04:51 PM (ZOv7s)

29 Sydney should have stood up and started singing Death Metal.

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2025 04:51 PM (UjdFS)

30
"I surround myself with a really, really strong group of people who have been in my life since I was little. And they take me out of Hollywood, take me out of this bubble, and remind me what the real world is. And that that's where I exist. The idea of fame -- it doesn't apply to my personal life. I'm just Syd."

----------

Actually, this isn't timeless wisdom or uniquely insightful, even though it's a good way to look at things and it's probably true. It's a stock response to those "Has fame spoiled you?" questions.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 04:51 PM (0lgzA)

31 Isn't "supporting" movies for identity-politics and political reasons a left-wing thing?
++++
More or less. There's the idea of the "buycott" as the positive side of "vote with your wallet" but it never really took off.

I don't need my ego stroked. I do want to not give money to people who want me dead. I long for a time when corporations just don't do politics at all

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 11, 2025 04:51 PM (zxP/x)

32 Isn't "supporting" movies for identity-politics and political reasons a left-wing thing?

Whenever someone says I should see a picture or buy something for political reasons (including commenters here), I tune right out.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 11, 2025 04:51 PM (guCHD)

33 as for queer predator ... well, the less said, the better.
another once bankable franchise tossed into the Porcelain Swirl.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 11, 2025 04:52 PM (kHop/)

34 "Accept your little award, and F*CK OFF."


How novel.

That, however, doesn't do ANYTHING to stroke the egos of these award winning psychophants.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 11, 2025 04:52 PM (Zz0t1)

35 This Predator is queer and we should say it.
---
Yes, thanks for the warning.

Posted by: Axeman at November 11, 2025 04:52 PM (krQz2)

36 SS should get a tight fit “My Brains Are Even Bigger” T.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 11, 2025 04:52 PM (NW+2e)

37 I’m tired of Billy Bob Thornton telling me what phone service I need to buy.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 11, 2025 04:52 PM (EXyHK)

38 four seasons

I know what I like. A woman with a caring personality, a brain, and eloquent nipples.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 11, 2025 04:52 PM (u82oZ)

39 Some viewers might miss the macho brutality of Predators past, but Dek's adventures in self-confidence and chosen family may well satisfy plenty of others. This Predator is queer and we should say it.
++++
A predatory alien monster is emblematic of being "queer?"

Y'all sure you wanna do that? You might find more agreement than you suspected.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 11, 2025 04:52 PM (zxP/x)

40 Sweeney has not once been a scold about anything.

That's it. That's all it takes to become a pariah to the left.

That and she's hot.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 11, 2025 04:52 PM (KbCG3)

41 >>>She is independent but the libtards perceive her as being conservative.

you can never be left enough for the left, especially if you are guilty of the original sin of being white

Posted by: brak at November 11, 2025 04:52 PM (jGJov)

42
I am the ONLY brilliant person to notice she's quite Chauncy Gardner-like.

Posted by: Soothsayer plays etymologist at November 11, 2025 04:52 PM (A/n7m)

43 Obligatory: I don't want to post this. I have to post this.





Are there panties of any style under there? Need to see the back view......must know.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 11, 2025 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)

44 She is attractive, but compared to Jennifer Connelly in her prime, or dozens of other starlets, nothing remarkable.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Thank you. Agree totally.

There was a time when I would've eaten raw Brussels sprouts off of Jenniger Connelly's ass.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 04:53 PM (77rzZ)

45 She is independent but the libtards perceive her as being conservative. As long as the wokesters keep picking fights with her and she responds the way she has been doing, it is an advantage to the right.

If you aren't a libtard, the libtards perceive you as an enemy. And then they're off looking for "a left wing Joe Rogan" because they moved so far left they left the real one behind.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2025 04:53 PM (2ocoG)

46 Here's my hot take - the last "good" Predator movie was Predator 2.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 11, 2025 04:53 PM (9Ovst)

47 Obligatory: I don't want to post this. I have to post this
-----

Well if you have to post it, I guess I have to look at it.
Closely.
For the usual TJM disqualifiers.
I'll let you know when I find them.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 11, 2025 04:53 PM (Hx0tZ)

48 Oof. "Jennifer" Connelly

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 04:53 PM (77rzZ)

49 How do you know an alien monster is a homo? A serious, admittedly odd question.

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2025 04:53 PM (PCK5/)

50 This Predator is queer and we should say it


Disney. Where everything goes to become fake and gay.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 11, 2025 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)

51 >>>She is attractive, but compared to Jennifer Connelly in her prime, or dozens of other starlets, nothing remarkable.

and her elbows....

so pointy....

Posted by: brak at November 11, 2025 04:53 PM (jGJov)

52 Other than Bad Santa Guy, I don't know who any of these folks are but I like the last picture. A lot.

Whole lotta shakin goin on.

Posted by: Stiffy at November 11, 2025 04:54 PM (R/m4+)

53 This Predator is queer and we should say it.

So, uhh, a ravenous killing monster is gay? I'm not sure that's sending the message they think it is.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2025 04:54 PM (2ocoG)

54 A predatory alien monster is emblematic of being "queer?"

Y'all sure you wanna do that? You might find more agreement than you suspected.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 11, 2025 04:52 PM (zxP/x)

It's the same thing as equating Magneto and the Brotherhood of (Evil) Mutants as being "queer". Magneto wanted to wipe out the entire human race and almost succeeded in X-Men 2.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 11, 2025 04:54 PM (9Ovst)

55 Does the gay predator sodomize his prey before or after killing them?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 11, 2025 04:54 PM (bfwj/)

56 There was a time when I would've eaten raw Brussels sprouts off of Jenniger Connelly's ass.

What is this, the horror movie version of Tampopo?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 11, 2025 04:54 PM (EXyHK)

57 Billy Bob Thornton always struck me as a weird duck. I question the sanity of someone who has been married six times. Wasn't he the one who married Angelina Jolie back when she was hot and wore a vial of her blood or something around his neck?

Posted by: Orson at November 11, 2025 04:54 PM (dIske)

58 >>>I don't know why we pay her any attention. She's pretty, and that's about it. We embrace pretty celebrities to own the ugly libs, I guess.

Well, yeah, and she did just say "nah brah" to this wallflower cunt's efforts to trap her, and I think that's great, but no, I'm not going to spend money to see a movie I have no interest in just to buy "Culture War Bonds."

I did see "Anyone But You," the romcom she did with Glenn Powell (who I think is mouthing off lefty crap now), and that was okay. I did spend money on a Sydney Sweeney-produced movie.

I did my part in the Sydney Sweeney War, son.

Posted by: Guy who doesn't know the correct usage of at November 11, 2025 04:54 PM (1wjle)

59 And they made the new predator look like Corky from Life Goes On.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 11, 2025 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)

60 47 Obligatory: I don't want to post this. I have to post this
-----

Well if you have to post it, I guess I have to look at it.
Closely.
For the usual TJM disqualifiers.
I'll let you know when I find them.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 11, 2025 04:53 PM (Hx0tZ)

Yes, I too looked.I suppose that makes me bad and somehow defective.

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2025 04:54 PM (PCK5/)

61 So, how do they* stay up like that? Tape?

*you know...

Posted by: man at November 11, 2025 04:55 PM (9Ehkn)

62 she a throwback to the GOlden Age of Hollywood starlet era, the Marylyn Monroe , Jane Russell, Gene Harlow days; and the studios bosses knew what worked and what sells

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2025 04:55 PM (g47mK)

63 Billy Bob Thornton always struck me as a weird duck. I question the sanity of someone who has been married six times. Wasn't he the one who married Angelina Jolie back when she was hot and wore a vial of her blood or something around his neck?
Posted by: Orson at November 11, 2025 04:54 PM (dIske)



He's hollywood. 99% of them are just completely batshit f*cking insane.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 11, 2025 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)

64 This Predator is queer and we should say it.
---
Movie version of the "Hugo-winning" If You Were a DinosaurPredator

Posted by: Axeman at November 11, 2025 04:55 PM (krQz2)

65 5 th
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2025 04:44 PM


Announcer: He nailed it! He absolutely nailed it! What a performance!! You can hear the Commentariat going wild in the background!

The question is, will this be reflected in his Commenter Annual Review this year? We will find out in a few weeks.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 11, 2025 04:55 PM (0sNs1)

66 you can never be left enough for the left, especially if you are guilty of the original sin of being white
Posted by: brak at November 11, 2025 04:52 PM (jGJov)
++++
Yup. This is the "Left Pole" problem.

If you're standing on the North Pole, any direction you move is south, at least for a moment. Pick any point and take a step, you just moved south. It's an absolute reference.

The Left Pole is same thing. Any direction you step, you're Literally Hitler. Unlike the North Pole, though, the Left Pole moves rapidly and you can up being Literally Hitler just by standing still. Ask JK Rowling about that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 11, 2025 04:55 PM (zxP/x)

67 She front-loaded

I'll say

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 11, 2025 04:56 PM (xLh2x)

68 "She is independent but the libtards perceive her as being conservative. "

it's how we got nazzies called right wing; they were, maybe, compared to Stalinist communism. if you are not 100% on board with what a commie says, you are by definition right wing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 11, 2025 04:56 PM (kHop/)

69 You guys crack me up.

Either you weren't breastfed or you wish you were still sucking your mommas teats, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at November 11, 2025 04:49 PM (3ek7K)
---
I am reliably informed the women also derive pleasure from guys enjoying their funbags, but YMMV.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2025 04:56 PM (ZOv7s)

70 MRDUCKS

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 11, 2025 04:56 PM (Zz0t1)

71 I think the only thing in movie history that would not be claimed as queer is the javelin thrower in revenge of the nerds.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 11, 2025 04:56 PM (NW+2e)

72 Full beam headlights.

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 11, 2025 04:56 PM (vK/Ja)

73 you wish you were still sucking your mommas teats, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at November 11, 2025 04:49 PM (3ek7K)



That's just disgusting. Take that back.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 11, 2025 04:56 PM (Zz0t1)

74 She was in one of the White Lotus installments, and .. I don't remember her role at all.

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2025 04:57 PM (g47mK)

75 We need more films about American heroes. "Hacksaw Ridge" did pretty well.

Maybe a film about O. H. Perry and the Battle of Lake Erie. I'm in for a burning of Toronto (York).

Posted by: mrp at November 11, 2025 04:57 PM (rj6Yv)

76 Time and gravity are not going to be kind to Ms. Sweeney.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2025 04:57 PM (zzXla)

77 For the usual TJM disqualifiers.
I'll let you know when I find them."

Well, it's not Prometheus...

Posted by: man at November 11, 2025 04:57 PM (9Ehkn)

78 Best compliment I ever had was a friends daughter told me I reminded her of Billy Bob Thronton.

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2025 04:57 PM (v0R5T)

79 I am still trying to wrap my head around the fact that a major news outlet wants a pretty girl to apologize for being pretty. It's mind boggling.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 11, 2025 04:57 PM (0N4FZ)

80 I think it might have been the first season, and she played someone's daughter.

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2025 04:57 PM (g47mK)

81 Reagan should have nuked Berkley when he had the chance.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 11, 2025 04:57 PM (l3YAf)

82 Time and gravity are not going to be kind to Ms. Sweeney.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2025 04:57 PM (zzXla)
++++
They never are. Hell, they haven't been great for *me* and I never had her assets...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 11, 2025 04:57 PM (zxP/x)

83 it's how we got nazzies called right wing; they were, maybe, compared to Stalinist communism. if you are not 100% on board with what a commie says, you are by definition right wing.

The left hates Nazis purely because Hitler double-crossed Stalin. Prior to that Naziism was the toast of the New York Times complete with Experts Saying that their eugenics theories were The Science Everyone Should Follow.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2025 04:57 PM (2ocoG)

84 >>>44 She is attractive, but compared to Jennifer Connelly in her prime, or dozens of other starlets, nothing remarkable.

why didn't she become a major star? I think it's because she's too overtly beautiful and so women don't like her in female-led movies, so she can only be the love interest in male-led movies.

She was (is) stunning.

I saw the Rocketeer with my friend and his girlfriend and after the movie his girlfriend said, "Who was that actress? She had HUGE breasts!"

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 04:57 PM (1wjle)

85 voluptuous iq

So "iq" is the new synonym for "rack?" Good to know.
Posted by: Bulg


It's long been known that they're related.

The larger a woman's rack, the dumber the men around her become.

Posted by: mikeski at November 11, 2025 04:58 PM (nhCoE)

86 How do you know an alien monster is a homo? A serious, admittedly odd question.
Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2025 04:53 PM


There are often a number of clues. You may want to start with "Is it wearing Crocs?"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 11, 2025 04:58 PM (0sNs1)

87 I am still trying to wrap my head around the fact that a major news outlet wants a pretty girl to apologize for being pretty. It's mind boggling.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 11, 2025 04:57 PM (0N4FZ)
+++
LOL. It's GQ. Not exactly the Wall Street Journal. Not that the WSJ is any better, other than by reputation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 11, 2025 04:58 PM (zxP/x)

88 Are there panties of any style under there? Need to see the back view......must know.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 11, 2025 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)
---
If you view the image in a new tab and embiggen it, you'll have your answer...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 11, 2025 04:58 PM (IBQGV)

89 Time and gravity are not going to be kind to Ms. Sweeney.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2025 04:57 PM (zzXla)



They call the phenomenon "Future Lower Back Problems" for a reason.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 11, 2025 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)

90 How do you know an alien monster is a homo?

All space aliens are homo. When someone is abducted by them, they all speak of how they were violated in the anus by the space aliens probe. Hell, they have violated me numerous times and I loved it!

Call me Klaatu next time you visit, I miss you.

Posted by: Giorgio A Tsoukalos, Weirdo Ancient Alien Guy at November 11, 2025 04:58 PM (R/m4+)

91 The guy at cosmicbook dot news which I found because of ace, is very anti-woke and really liked Predator Badlands. He said it wasn't woke at all.

I did see part of the Sweeney interview on some Fox show. It was funny watching a liberal uggo trying to go after the hot girl and finding out high school rules still apply.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 11, 2025 04:58 PM (Sco7b)

92 Billy Bob Thornton always struck me as a weird duck. I question the sanity of someone who has been married six times. Wasn't he the one who married Angelina Jolie back when she was hot and wore a vial of her blood or something around his neck?

Posted by: Orson at November 11, 2025 04:54 PM (dIske)
---
Maybe he quit heavy drugs.

The rant that he had to give about windmills in Landman is epic. My wife watches the series, and I sometimes see scenes.

Posted by: Axeman at November 11, 2025 04:58 PM (krQz2)

93 Am I taking crazy pills, or was GQ at some point not a magazine for mewling gays?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 11, 2025 04:58 PM (zxP/x)

94 I wonder how the new predator movie stacks up to the Alien franchise-- particularly the Prometheus movie?

Posted by: Polka will never die at November 11, 2025 04:58 PM (FySVj)

95 and the studios bosses knew what worked and what sells"

Quick- someone convince Elon to add dagmars to a tesla...

Posted by: man at November 11, 2025 04:59 PM (9Ehkn)

96 If you view the image in a new tab and embiggen it, you'll have your answer...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 11, 2025 04:58 PM (IBQGV)



Evil genius, you.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 11, 2025 04:59 PM (Zz0t1)

97 Time and gravity are not going to be kind to Ms. Sweeney.
Posted by: Ben Had

Eh, she could have them reduced and they would still look good. That's what I'd do if I were a busty gal. Monetize them when they're at their maximum, then gradually reduce them over time.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 04:59 PM (77rzZ)

98 Jennifer Connolly solved the time and gravity problem. Very pretty lady, to this day, she is.

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2025 04:59 PM (PCK5/)

99 Am I taking crazy pills, or was GQ at some point not a magazine for mewling gays?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 11, 2025 04:58 PM (zxP/x)



When it first came out and a majority of the flamers were still miring in closets.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 11, 2025 05:00 PM (Zz0t1)

100 How do you know an alien monster is a homo?
---
Maybe they're a contestant on The Floor?

I now expect everybody on The Floor to be gay until they indicate different.

Posted by: Axeman at November 11, 2025 05:00 PM (krQz2)

101 female actresses only hit the big time when they're embraced by the *female* audience, so they can lead female-skewing films.

If an actress is too hot, she gets stuck being the female lead in action movies, and she never makes the big money or is the real "It" girl.

I think she keeps doing movies to appeal to women and women keep saying "naaaahhh"

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 05:00 PM (1wjle)

102 > Billy Bob Thornton always struck me as a weird duck. I question the sanity of someone who has been married six times. Wasn't he the one who married Angelina Jolie back when she was hot and wore a vial of her blood or something around his neck?

I randomly saw Angelina Jolie talking about why she divorced BBT. Apparently he's boring as hell in real life. He just wanted to play video games. All day. Every day.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 11, 2025 05:00 PM (Yp6az)

103 With Billy Bob its pretty funny... because Landsman is TOTALLY BASED.

Or to put it another way, based on reality. Those silly facts and figures that the Left does not want to acknowledge in their perception of Reality.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 11, 2025 05:00 PM (mP0Kj)

104 >>> 77 For the usual TJM disqualifiers.
I'll let you know when I find them."

Well, it's not Prometheus...
Posted by: man at November 11, 2025 04:57 PM (9Ehkn)


I missed it, but not by much

Posted by: banana Dream at November 11, 2025 05:00 PM (NW+2e)

105 >>>Jennifer Connolly solved the time and gravity problem. Very pretty lady, to this day, she is.

Well, she had them reduced.

I will not be a party to that.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 05:00 PM (1wjle)

106 I thought Billy Bob used to mouth off about politicks his own self.

Am I misremembering?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 11, 2025 04:48 PM (LxER7)


No.

And toward the end of that clip he...shockingly...mouths off about his own politics.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 11, 2025 05:01 PM (n9ltV)

107 The left hates Nazis purely because Hitler double-crossed Stalin"

This person knows whereof he speaks.

Posted by: man at November 11, 2025 05:01 PM (9Ehkn)

108 105 >>>Jennifer Connolly solved the time and gravity problem. Very pretty lady, to this day, she is.

Well, she had them reduced.

I will not be a party to that.
Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 05:00 PM (1wjle)

That would not be a fun party, at all.

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2025 05:02 PM (PCK5/)

109 I think she keeps doing movies to appeal to women and women keep saying "naaaahhh"

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 05:00 PM (1wjle)

I don't think women like it when the men they drag these movies to end up anxious to go.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 11, 2025 05:02 PM (KbCG3)

110 >>>How do you know an alien monster is a homo?

He watches the Graham Norton show.

Posted by: That bit from the 40 Year Old Virgin at November 11, 2025 05:02 PM (1wjle)

111 He just wanted to play video games. All day. Every day.

She may have misunderstood his wanting to “play Tomb Raider” every night.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 11, 2025 05:02 PM (EXyHK)

112 why didn't she become a major star? I think it's because she's too overtly beautiful and so women don't like her in female-led movies, so she can only be the love interest in male-led movies.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 04:57 PM (1wjle)
---
Her dramatic turn were not a good fit. We want to see hot chicks being happy, not miserable. "A Beautiful Mind" made everyone feel sorry for her, not a great look.

She is what *everyone* remembers from "The Rocketeer." You can't discuss that movie without her smoking hotness being a big part of the discussion. I remember when it came out and all the guys who had already seen it were "Yeah, the movie's okay, but that girl from Labyrinth has HUGE TITS! You have to see it!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2025 05:02 PM (ZOv7s)

113 >>>Or to put it another way, based on reality.

the industry is not quite as exciting as drug planes blowing up tanker trucks on access roads but yeah some of the rants I've seen from the show are good

Posted by: brak at November 11, 2025 05:03 PM (jGJov)

114 Eh. I already supported Matt Walsh, despite finding him to be tedious and annoying. I don't know how much money I have to spend on Culture War Bonds, as the now-insane Ya Boy Zack says.

———

Yeah, we cannot all be overpaid employees of “non-profits” on the government teat doing as little as possible.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 11, 2025 05:03 PM (Vh9CX)

115 I randomly saw Angelina Jolie talking about why she divorced BBT. Apparently he's boring as hell in real life. He just wanted to play video games. All day. Every day.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 11, 2025 05:00 PM (Yp6az)

According to the Interwebs, BBT is worth an estimated net of $45 million, building his fortune through his acting, screenwriting, and even being a musician. If he plays vidya games on his downtime...w/e. Maybe they should have played Tomb Raider together? But maybe they did that IRL once or twice.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 11, 2025 05:03 PM (9Ovst)

116
You just want Sydney to do a lesbian pron, Ace.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Auspex at November 11, 2025 05:03 PM (Y8DZL)

117 Stephen Price Blair, hahahahaha.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2025 05:04 PM (zzXla)

118 >>> Jennifer Connolly solved the time and gravity problem. Very pretty lady, to this day, she is.

Well, she had them reduced.

I will not be a party to that.
Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 05:00 PM (1wjle)


Musk is a horndog. What if his whole space effort is just leading to a low gravity environment for a large breasted harem. Because low g is the answer.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 11, 2025 05:04 PM (NW+2e)

119 She may have misunderstood his wanting to “play Tomb Raider” every night."

She is not a lady...

Posted by: man at November 11, 2025 05:04 PM (9Ehkn)

120 I only saw the clips, but if I was her I would have slapped the interviewer for the constant uptalking. That was incredibly irritating.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 11, 2025 05:04 PM (0U5gm)

121 I randomly saw Angelina Jolie talking about why she divorced BBT. Apparently he's boring as hell in real life. He just wanted to play video games. All day. Every day.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 11, 2025 05:00 PM (Yp6az)

OK, if someone is as HAWT as Jolie, and yer ignoring her?

Yeah, maybe there's a reason she was divorced 3 times, and is now single.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 11, 2025 05:04 PM (mP0Kj)

122 1) Sydney has a glorious rack.

2) She's hot, so she will always struggle to attract a female audience because women are catty and jealous. Same as the not-so-good-looking woman keeping her much-hotter friend from talking to/going home with a guy from the bar. If they can't have it, neither can she.

3) Matt Walsh is an annoying, sanctimonious pud.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: ballistic at November 11, 2025 05:04 PM (3BwY8)

123 Connelly in Requiem for a Dream was hard to watch . Didn't help her career

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 11, 2025 05:04 PM (bfwj/)

124 Some female actors have beautiful faces. I am NOT a one trick pony.Jennifer Love Hewitt for instance.

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2025 05:04 PM (PCK5/)

125 >>And toward the end of that clip he...shockingly...mouths off about his own politics.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 11, 2025 05:01 PM (n9ltV)
___
Even the "reasonable" actors who feel the need to offer their opinions on matters outside their realm suffer from extreme naivete. "The answer is simple! Just use common sense!" But, I guess that's better than insisting that a man can be a woman.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 11, 2025 05:04 PM (bNf8H)

126 Jennifer Connolly was also a very pleasant part of Dark City, which is a strong movie on its own.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 11, 2025 05:05 PM (EXyHK)

127 I will also say that I actually watched Madame Web, as a goof, and Sydney Sweeney was the only person in it I didn't hate. Maybe she fought to have her character be the non-annoying, non-grating, nice one.

(No sexiness because she was supposed to be like 16 so she was buried under sweaters.)

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 05:05 PM (1wjle)

128 How much will the minimum wage be in NY city?

Posted by: thug dolphin at November 11, 2025 05:05 PM (EyfuW)

129 Seems to me like there ought to be exercises that women with huge boobs could do to alleviate or obviate the lower-back issues.

Piper, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 05:05 PM (77rzZ)

130 126 Jennifer Connolly was also a very pleasant part of Dark City, which is a strong movie on its own.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 11, 2025 05:05 PM (EXyHK)

Excellent movie.

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2025 05:05 PM (PCK5/)

131 >>And toward the end of that clip he...shockingly...mouths off about his own politics.

we need a "common sense" party -- yeah sure there's some magic 3rd way that agrees with you on everything and it's just common sense

Posted by: brak at November 11, 2025 05:05 PM (jGJov)

132 Well, she had them reduced.

I will not be a party to that.
----------

Two out of three ain't bad.

Posted by: Zombie Meatloaf at November 11, 2025 05:06 PM (TN0g+)

133 Jennifer Connolly was also a very pleasant part of Dark City, which is a strong movie on its own.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 11, 2025 05:05 PM (EXyHK)

Excellent movie.
Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2025 05:05 PM (PCK5/)
---
Concur.

Posted by: Axeman at November 11, 2025 05:06 PM (krQz2)

134 I bet eventually women in space would develop larger and larger boobs. Because there’s no weight limitations. From generation to generation.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 11, 2025 05:07 PM (NW+2e)

135 61 So, how do they* stay up like that? Tape?

*you know...
Posted by: man at November 11

They really aren’t staying up well here, and when you are this size, going braless is a flex against gravity she will lose. She should have used tape for this moment, honestly.

Posted by: Piper at November 11, 2025 05:07 PM (Wmg4n)

136 I like to look with my hands.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 11, 2025 05:07 PM (/lPRQ)

137 Jennifer Connolly was also a very pleasant part of Dark City, which is a strong movie on its own.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 11, 2025 05:05 PM (EXyHK)
---
I remember seeing the trailer for that and it was pretty cool, and then it showed her in the evening gown and my friends and I were like "BUY THE TICKETS!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2025 05:07 PM (ZOv7s)

138 123 Connelly in Requiem for a Dream was hard to watch . Didn't help her career
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 11, 2025 05:04 PM (bfwj/)
------
I felt like I needed to go take a shower after watching that shit.

Posted by: ballistic at November 11, 2025 05:07 PM (3BwY8)

139 123 Connelly in Requiem for a Dream was hard to watch . Didn't help her career
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 11, 2025 05:04 PM (bfwj/)

She has a lot of unendearing roles. That one, House of Sand and Fog, He's Not That Into You. She plays crazy very well. Maybe too well.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 11, 2025 05:07 PM (guCHD)

140 90 How do you know an alien monster is a homo?

All space aliens are homo. When someone is abducted by them, they all speak of how they were violated in the anus by the space aliens probe. Hell, they have violated me numerous times and I loved it!

Call me Klaatu next time you visit, I miss you.
Posted by: Giorgio A Tsoukalos, Weirdo Ancient Alien Guy at November 11, 2025 04:58 PM (R/m4+)

I would posit that all the reports of Anal Probing by UFOs? Kinda a give away.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 11, 2025 05:08 PM (mP0Kj)

141 Thanks to Sydney for shining headlights on Katherine’s misogyny.

Posted by: Fugg Face Faces The Headlights Of Truth at November 11, 2025 05:08 PM (FxINA)

142 138 123 Connelly in Requiem for a Dream was hard to watch . Didn't help her career
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 11, 2025 05:04 PM (bfwj/)
------
I felt like I needed to go take a shower after watching that shit.
Posted by: ballistic at November 11, 2025 05:07 PM (3BwY

Never seen it. That bad?? How about a quick review??

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2025 05:08 PM (PCK5/)

143 How do you know an alien monster is a homo? A serious, admittedly odd question.

-------

The man-bun was the first clue.

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2025 05:08 PM (TN0g+)

144 I was gonna comment, read all the content, even to the last picture ....

What were we talking about again?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 11, 2025 05:09 PM (HXT0k)

145 Sydney Sweeny makes me angry in so many ways.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 05:09 PM (aTgV0)

146 >>>I remember seeing the trailer for that and it was pretty cool, and then it showed her in the evening gown and my friends and I were like "BUY THE TICKETS!"

those stupid pop culture YouTube channels ALWAYS have her picture up from Dark City, and (because the image is small) I don't know who this beautiful woman is, so I click on it, and I'm like "Oh, Dark City for the 20th time, you got me again."

Not that I object to Dark City. Just that any "10 underrated sci fi movies" video will use her picture as a torchsong singer to suck you in.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 05:09 PM (1wjle)

147 Thanks to Sydney for shining headlights on Katherine’s misogyny.
Posted by: Fugg Face Faces The Headlights Of Truth

ISWYTD

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 05:09 PM (77rzZ)

148 Jennifer Connelly’s eyebrows are to bushy, would not bang.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 11, 2025 05:09 PM (Vh9CX)

149 Piper, thank you. Not a good look when your boobs are already sagging.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2025 05:09 PM (zzXla)

150 Geez.

Just scant days ago Republicans were starving people on SNAP. Now people want Schumer to step down as minority leader because people on SNAP will be able to buy food and he couldn't stop it.

Posted by: Axeman at November 11, 2025 05:09 PM (krQz2)

151 How much will the minimum wage be in NY city?
Zero, just like everywhere else.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 11, 2025 05:10 PM (XMwZJ)

152 Sydney Sweeny makes me angry in so many ways.
Posted by: eleven

Because you just want to date her?

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 05:10 PM (77rzZ)

153 >>>Never seen it. That bad?? How about a quick review??

the phrase "ass to ass" will never be the same

Posted by: brak at November 11, 2025 05:10 PM (jGJov)

154 148 Jennifer Connelly’s eyebrows are to bushy, would not bang.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 11, 2025 05:09 PM (Vh9CX)

Now, pinch hitting for TJM -

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2025 05:10 PM (PCK5/)

155 Jennifer Connelly’s eyebrows are to bushy, would not bang.
------

And what about her elbows?

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2025 05:10 PM (TN0g+)

156 Totally distracted by the last photo.

Posted by: KungPow at November 11, 2025 05:10 PM (JwsTt)

157 Top of my head, i want to do a sculpture. For blind people.

Posted by: thug dolphin at November 11, 2025 05:10 PM (EyfuW)

158 Billy Bob just wants normal.

What a revelation.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 05:10 PM (aTgV0)

159 Jennifer Connelly’s eyebrows are to bushy, would not bang.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

The Brooke Shields problem. Just shave the damn things.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 05:11 PM (77rzZ)

160 > why didn't she become a major star?

She's had a great career. Labyrinth, The Rocketeer, Mulholland Falls, Dark City, Requiem for a Dream, A Beautiful Mind, House of Sand and Fog, Blood Diamond, Alita: Battle Angel, Top Gun: Maverick.

There are bigger stars, but she did really well for herself.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 11, 2025 05:11 PM (Yp6az)

161 >>>155 Jennifer Connelly’s eyebrows are to bushy, would not bang.

I like a good strong eyebrow on a woman

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 05:11 PM (1wjle)

162 Sydney Sweeney was gross in Once Upon A Time in Hollywood, in a way that Margaret Qualley was not, even though they both played Manson family whores.

Very strange how that worked.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 11, 2025 05:11 PM (GD2xa)

163 I have a cousin that was a 44 DD at age 16. She never got to go without a bra.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2025 05:11 PM (zzXla)

164 The Bee:
Latest Tucker Guest Bigfoot Reveals How Mind-Controlling Chemtrails Are Sprayed Over The Flat Earth By The Jews

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2025 05:11 PM (TN0g+)

165 Obligatory: I don't want to post this. I have to post this.
---
We are all victims of circumstance, at times, Ace.

Posted by: Axeman at November 11, 2025 05:12 PM (krQz2)

166 "Because you just want to date her?
Posted by: Bulg"


I would hate to date her, bro!

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 05:12 PM (aTgV0)

167 161 >>>155 Jennifer Connelly’s eyebrows are to bushy, would not bang.

I like a good strong eyebrow on a woman

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 05:11 PM (1wjle)

Love the singular. Freda Kahlo accifianado?

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2025 05:12 PM (PCK5/)

168 Obligatory: I don't want to post this. I have to post this.

Who's up for a remake of Tobe Hooper's Life Force, with Sydney in the Mathilda May role?

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 05:13 PM (77rzZ)

169 >>>She's had a great career. Labyrinth, The Rocketeer, Mulholland Falls, Dark City, Requiem for a Dream, A Beautiful Mind, House of Sand and Fog, Blood Diamond, Alita: Battle Angel, Top Gun: Maverick.

um, The Hot Box? Or was it the Long Hot Summer? the one with Don Johnson where she takes off her top.

also Career Opportunities. ANd phenomenon, which I still ahven't seen, but I hear good things. I've had it on my Amazon PRime watch list now for like 8 years.

But... this is a thin resume for legitimately one of the most beautiful women on the past 30 years.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 05:13 PM (1wjle)

170 Top of my head, i want to do a sculpture. For blind people.
------

That would be a great to feature in a music video!

Posted by: Lionel R. at November 11, 2025 05:13 PM (TN0g+)

171
That silver dress is amazing. Eat your heart out Jennifer Lopez Green Versace dress.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 11, 2025 05:13 PM (IifOV)

172 > According to the Interwebs, BBT is worth an estimated net of $45 million

Those estimates are never even close.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 11, 2025 05:13 PM (Yp6az)

173 "I like a good strong eyebrow on a woman

Posted by: ace"


With glasses...oh mer ger.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 05:13 PM (aTgV0)

174 Not that I object to Dark City. Just that any "10 underrated sci fi movies" video will use her picture as a torchsong singer to suck you in.
Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 05:09 PM (1wjle)
---
Is it underrated? I don't recall what its box office was, but it had a decent cast overall and people like it.

Sutherland and Sewell chew on the scenery and she's there to hold it all together, and also to look hot.

Too many actresses think that they can be Bette Davis and play queen bitches for awards, but Davis was also clever and witty in those roles, not just a pain in the ass.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2025 05:13 PM (ZOv7s)

175 123 Connelly in Requiem for a Dream was hard to watch . Didn't help her career
Posted by: Smell the Glove


She got an Oscar in A Beautiful Mind the next year; so her career did just fine after Requiem, I'd say.
Or at least other factors were at play, probably just aging out. Older actresses can find roles, and sometimes even good roles (Aniston in Horrible Bosses, Streep in Prada, Dench in everything) but it's harder.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 11, 2025 05:13 PM (gKWVE)

176 150, LOL! quite the turnaround, innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 11, 2025 05:13 PM (kHop/)

177 Jennifer Connelly’s eyebrows are to bushy, would not bang.

I like a good strong eyebrow on a woman

---
Who cares about eyebrows?!

Posted by: George Costanza at November 11, 2025 05:14 PM (krQz2)

178 >>>162 Sydney Sweeney was gross in Once Upon A Time in Hollywood, in a way that Margaret Qualley was not, even though they both played Manson family whores.

oh right.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 05:14 PM (1wjle)

179 The best thing about Sydney Sweeney besides her boobs is her gearhead persona.

I don't need her to be a conservative, but knowing she loves ICE cars, I'm sure she'll never be a true liberal.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 11, 2025 05:14 PM (GD2xa)

180 110 >>>How do you know an alien monster is a homo?

With the billions of hours of radio and television signals sent out into space, they capture you and and the comm system is pkaying showtunes.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 11, 2025 05:14 PM (Sco7b)

181 >>>Who cares about eyebrows?!

i thought of that too.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 05:14 PM (1wjle)

182 OK, if someone is as HAWT as Jolie, and yer ignoring her?

Yeah, maybe there's a reason she was divorced 3 times, and is now single.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 11, 2025 05:04 PM (mP0Kj)

__________________________________

I've always put her in the "Wow, check her out" category, followed by the "did she just passionately kiss her brother?" category.

Posted by: Orson at November 11, 2025 05:14 PM (dIske)

183 129 Seems to me like there ought to be exercises that women with huge boobs could do to alleviate or obviate the lower-back issues.

Piper, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025

You can definitely increase core strength, but the reality is if you are a normal weight and you have extra big boobs, it’s hard. Strap 2 10 pound dumbbells to your chest and make sure some of what holds them in place are straps over your shoulders. Walk around for a week, get back to me.

Posted by: Piper at November 11, 2025 05:14 PM (Wmg4n)

184 After a few millennia I bet space chicks couldn’t even go down to planets. All double zs or whatever cup is at the top.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 11, 2025 05:14 PM (NW+2e)

185 I hated Predator 2 when it came out, after seeing lots of praise for it I recently rewacthed it as a comedy. It was better, but will never be a favorite. I watched half of Prometheus and have had no desire to ever watch any sequel since. Star Wars, Alien, Predator and Terminator series all done past death.

Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at November 11, 2025 05:15 PM (KaHlS)

186
Much sympathy for the women enduring the breast reduction surgery. Not pleasant, and like all plastic surgery, scars.

Maybe carrying a backpack on your chest loaded with rocks would help you sympathize, pigs.

HEY! My eyes are up here!

Posted by: Auspex at November 11, 2025 05:16 PM (Y8DZL)

187 I just love that Keira Knightly is a nerd.

I'm in lurve.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 05:16 PM (aTgV0)

188 You can definitely increase core strength, but the reality is if you are a normal weight and you have extra big boobs, it’s hard. Strap 2 10 pound dumbbells to your chest and make sure some of what holds them in place are straps over your shoulders. Walk around for a week, get back to me.
Posted by: Piper

The Paolo, how you say, has a similar problem. Only lower in the body.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 05:16 PM (77rzZ)

189 I randomly saw Angelina Jolie talking about why she divorced BBT. Apparently he's boring as hell in real life. He just wanted to play video games. All day. Every day
---
My estimation of BBT has increased.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 11, 2025 05:16 PM (HXT0k)

190 I'm totally open to consoling Sydney if the need arises.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 11, 2025 05:17 PM (abIsI)

191 They're Magnificent!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 11, 2025 05:17 PM (9ipOP)

192 >>also Career Opportunities.

Nothing also about it. The movie produced one of the most iconic movie images of all time. Jennifer Connelly on a mechanical horse.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2025 05:17 PM (viF8m)

193 This brunette in the pool isn't sure that this thread needs her, but she wants y'all to know she's here just in case:
http://tiny.cc/8vwu001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 11, 2025 05:17 PM (zxP/x)

194 Feathers have been ruffled. Time to go.

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2025 05:17 PM (PCK5/)

195 >>Who cares about eyebrows?!

i thought of that too.
Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 05:14 PM (1wjle)
__
Eyebrows are only relevant as a comparative tool to determine whether the carpet and drapes match.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 11, 2025 05:17 PM (bNf8H)

196
Who?

Posted by: Audrey Hepburn & Grace Kelly at November 11, 2025 05:17 PM (IifOV)

197 am I really the only one who saw Immaculate?

I thought we had some horror-hounds here.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 05:17 PM (1wjle)

198 I've always put her in the "Wow, check her out" category, followed by the "did she just passionately kiss her brother?" category.
Posted by: Orson at November 11, 2025 05:14 PM (dIske)
---
She's at the outer edge of the hot/crazy matrix, a place we might call "suicide zone."

Also, busy transing her kids. God help them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2025 05:18 PM (ZOv7s)

199 I think crime stats show that a disproportionately large number of predators are gay. The movies should probably reflect that.

Posted by: Wally at November 11, 2025 05:18 PM (BJxxz)

200 Jennifer Connelly reminds me of a current iteration of Susan Hayward. Someone enjoyable to watch.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2025 05:18 PM (zzXla)

201
I'm not buying the "too beautiful" theory, ace. Women idolize glamorous actresses, too. But the Big Star is a thing of the past. Too much content out there, audiences too pulverized. In his day, the entire world knew who Jimmy Stewart was, but if you didn't watch The Sopranos, you don't know who James Gandolfini was. And he DOMINATED that show.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 05:18 PM (0lgzA)

202 Jennifer Connolly was in the remake of War of the Worlds, and I think she has aged very well.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 11, 2025 05:18 PM (0U5gm)

203 BBT?

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 05:18 PM (aTgV0)

204 Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav

Biden/Harris Admin spent
$42.45 45 BILLION tax dollars on the Broadband Equity, Access and Deployment program

It connected 0 people to the
internet .

But please, complain more about Trump's ballroom that was privately funded...
---
To which, somebody replied:
---
So basically, $42 billion for buffering…

Posted by: Axeman at November 11, 2025 05:19 PM (krQz2)

205 171
That silver dress is amazing. Eat your heart out Jennifer Lopez Green Versace dress.
Posted by: Frank Barone

Shut your mouth! 😂

Posted by: Piper at November 11, 2025 05:19 PM (Wmg4n)

206 This brunette in the pool isn't sure that this thread needs her, but she wants y'all to know she's here just in case:
http://tiny.cc/8vwu001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

It looks like she's thinking, "Oh, here's another sap that I can toy with."

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 05:19 PM (77rzZ)

207 You know who looks pretty damn good in a tight dress?

Julia Garner.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 05:19 PM (aTgV0)

208 I like the way Syd handled that interview. That sort of poise is rare these days. Kudos to both her and her handlers.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 11, 2025 05:19 PM (wBaIH)

209 Jennifer Connelly on a mechanical horse

Boiiioiioing

Posted by: gKWVE denounces self at November 11, 2025 05:19 PM (gKWVE)

210 >>>I'm not buying the "too beautiful" theory, ace. Women idolize glamorous actresses, too.

All I know is that the actresses I'm really ga-ga for always have a Jennifer Connelly-like resume. Never a Julia Roberts one.

I think Margot Robbie is striving for the latter but she won't make it. (I'm also not ga-ga for her so I don't care.)

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 05:20 PM (1wjle)

211 Ah. Susan Hayward. A genuine, classic Hollywood beauty.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 05:20 PM (77rzZ)

212
It looks like she's thinking, "Oh, here's another sap that I can toy with."
Posted by: Bulg


While eying the girth of his...wallet.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 11, 2025 05:20 PM (abIsI)

213 Bye, all. Supper calls. Maybe later.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 05:21 PM (77rzZ)

214 197 am I really the only one who saw Immaculate?

I thought we had some horror-hounds here.
Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 05:17 PM (1wjle)

I watch a lot of horror. But I have not got around to it. You're take on it hasn't been encouraging.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 11, 2025 05:21 PM (guCHD)

215 Strap 2 10 pound dumbbells to your chest and make sure some of what holds them in place are straps over your shoulders. Walk around for a week, get back to me.
Posted by: Piper


Y'know, we have a more structurally-sound solution...

Posted by: Corset-makers at November 11, 2025 05:22 PM (a+4eV)

216 >>.I watch a lot of horror. But I have not got around to it. You're take on it hasn't been encouraging.

i'm def not recommending it to a conservative audience, just wanted someone who saw it to say "I KNOW!!!"

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 05:22 PM (1wjle)

217 vRBMQ, are these surrender monkeys in the room with us now?

Posted by: gKWVE at November 11, 2025 05:23 PM (gKWVE)

218 jewells was our resident horror film.watcher.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2025 05:24 PM (zzXla)

219

Oh look. No One Likes the Truth is back.

Different hash this time.

Posted by: four seasons at November 11, 2025 05:24 PM (3ek7K)

220 Came across this conspiracy that the left has been funding themselves with "lotto winners" which do not really exist.

Wonder if anybody else has heard this.

I can file it under Things that Really Wouldn't Be That Surprising.

Because it would be just another way the left helps themselves to tax money.

Posted by: Axeman at November 11, 2025 05:24 PM (krQz2)

221 Smart girl with a fabulous pair. But like most people who get overdosed on attention, she will go crazy. Its unavoidable, unless you walk away from it. But almost none of them can. Very few. Best of luck to her.

Posted by: Obvs. at November 11, 2025 05:24 PM (s+QZn)

222 Different hash this time.
Posted by: four seasons at November 11, 2025 05:24 PM (3ek7K)


He's just asking questions.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 11, 2025 05:25 PM (gKWVE)

223 218 vRBMQ, are these surrender monkeys in the room with us now?
Posted by: gKWVE at November 11, 2025 05:23 PM (gKWVE)
__________________________

Nick Fuentes has entered the chat.

Posted by: dIske at November 11, 2025 05:25 PM (dIske)

224 204 Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav

Biden/Harris Admin spent
$42.45 45 BILLION tax dollars on the Broadband Equity, Access and Deployment program

It connected 0 people to the
internet .

---
So basically, $42 billion for buffering…
Posted by: Axeman at November 11, 2025 05:19 PM (krQz2)

They really need to audit that program for fraud.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 11, 2025 05:26 PM (mP0Kj)

225 216 Strap 2 10 pound dumbbells to your chest and make sure some of what holds them in place are straps over your shoulders. Walk around for a week, get back to me.
Posted by: Piper

Y'know, we have a more structurally-sound solution...
Posted by: Corset-makers at November

This is so true- holding up is much better than pulling up. A long line is better than a regular bra. I guess the extra fabric is thought of as being too hot or uncomfortable? I don’t know why women don’t wear them. I am including me in that.

Posted by: Piper at November 11, 2025 05:26 PM (Wmg4n)

226
Sydney Sweeney was gross in Once Upon A Time in Hollywood, in a way that Margaret Qualley was not, even though they both played Manson family whores.

Very strange how that worked.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis

================

That makes two movies I saw that I didn't even know she was in. Didn't really know who she was. She doesn't burn up the screen.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 05:27 PM (0lgzA)

227 They really need to audit that program for fraud.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 11, 2025 05:26 PM (mP0Kj)
++++
LOL. Why bother? It was all stolen and sluiced into NGOs and major telecoms. Not one penny of it will ever be clawed back and nobody will be punished for it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 11, 2025 05:27 PM (zxP/x)

228 221 Came across this conspiracy that the left has been funding themselves with "lotto winners" which do not really exist.

Wonder if anybody else has heard this.

I can file it under Things that Really Wouldn't Be That Surprising.

Because it would be just another way the left helps themselves to tax money.
Posted by: Axeman at November 11, 2025 05:24 PM (krQz2)

/Nods

They are using the Lotto winnings to fund the vapor trails!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 11, 2025 05:27 PM (mP0Kj)

229 That makes two movies I saw that I didn't even know she was in. Didn't really know who she was. She doesn't burn up the screen.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 05:27 PM (0lgzA)
----------
Her role in Once Upon... was pretty small.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 11, 2025 05:28 PM (CwwHD)

230
Second look at Selma Hayek?

I never thought she was all that. I mean, she's "hot"...for a Mexican, I guess.

But I recently first-time watched Desperado, and, I gotta say, she looks like a legit 8.

Posted by: Soothsayer plays etymologist at November 11, 2025 05:29 PM (A/n7m)

231 Did Russell Crowe slim down or bulk up to play Hermann Goering

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 11, 2025 05:29 PM (kTd/k)

232 I liked Penelope Cruz more than Selma Hayek.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2025 05:29 PM (zzXla)

233 228 They really need to audit that program for fraud.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 11, 2025 05:26 PM (mP0Kj)
++++
LOL. Why bother? It was all stolen and sluiced into NGOs and major telecoms. Not one penny of it will ever be clawed back and nobody will be punished for it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 11, 2025 05:27 PM (zxP/x)

To quote Brad Pitt...

We can't win if we never try....

Sonny Hayes

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 11, 2025 05:29 PM (mP0Kj)

234 A long line is better than a regular bra. I guess the extra fabric is thought of as being too hot or uncomfortable? I don’t know why women don’t wear them. I am including me in that.
Posted by: Piper


I think it's just hard to find a good-quality corset for sale. They kind of have to be custom-fitted too.
And there are so many different styles, you have to pick which one works best for your figure or gives you the lines you want.
All of which is... expensive.
Or requires skills most women don't have anymore.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 11, 2025 05:30 PM (a+4eV)

235 Congress Prepares To Continue Doing Nothing After Shutdown Ends

Congress is now making preparations to switch over from doing nothing because of the shutdown to their usual job of doing nothing simply because they’re Congress. - Babylon Bee

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 11, 2025 05:31 PM (abIsI)

236 But I recently first-time watched Desperado, and, I gotta say, she looks like a legit 8.
Posted by: Soothsayer plays etymologist at November 11, 2025 05:29 PM (A/n7m)
---
The sequence where she first sees the Banderas after the bar massacre is awesome. The look, look away, and then return look is epic.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2025 05:31 PM (ZOv7s)

237 That makes two movies I saw that I didn't even know she was in. Didn't really know who she was. She doesn't burn up the screen.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 05:27 PM (0lgzA)

That is actually good acting, when you don't recognize the actor playing the part.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 11, 2025 05:31 PM (mP0Kj)

238 Second look at Selma Hayek?

Jiffy Lube 6.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 11, 2025 05:31 PM (abIsI)

239 Is that last pic Sweeney or the 7of9 actress from whatever StarTrek sequel? And Purina as a sponsor? Was it some kind of emmy, oscar type show or some special pet deal? cuz it seemed really weird to see Purina next to Lifetime and Variety.

Yeah, as an 'ette I noticed the back drop.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 11, 2025 05:32 PM (292AH)

240 The economist?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 11, 2025 05:33 PM (MXjT6)

241 Or requires skills most women don't have anymore.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November

But a long line is the happy medium. And a good bra is expensive, but it makes all the difference in the world.

Posted by: Piper at November 11, 2025 05:33 PM (Wmg4n)

242
Conservatives can objectify, too. Maybe better.

Posted by: Auspex at November 11, 2025 05:33 PM (Y8DZL)

243 Penny Cruz married Tom Cruise.

The hotness diminished.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 05:33 PM (aTgV0)

244 >> I don't want to post this. I have to post this.


THREADWINNER

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2025 05:33 PM (rO4EG)

245
The left hates Nazis purely because Hitler double-crossed Stalin

------

Hitler double-crossed Stalin before Stalin could double-cross Hitler.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 11, 2025 05:33 PM (azNOR)

246 Dated a girl in high school with mammoth mams a la Sydney Sweeney's. We're still good friends. She had 'em reduced when she hit 50. Good idea.

Posted by: Delurker at November 11, 2025 05:34 PM (NhiOW)

247 Her movie choices are odd. There is one where she and her husband start spying on another couple suspecting them of wrong doing. She goes over there, gets banged by the guy, her husband commits suicide or is blinded. It's bizarre. That is just the synopsis and nude clips I watched.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 11, 2025 05:34 PM (zZu0s)

248 you guys are certified fagz.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 05:35 PM (aTgV0)

249 Strap 2 10 pound dumbbells to your chest and make sure some of what holds them in place are straps over your shoulders. Walk around for a week, get back to me.
Posted by: Piper

Two one gallon milk jugs, though not quite ten pounds each, is a better analogy.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 11, 2025 05:35 PM (/lPRQ)

250 233 I liked Penelope Cruz more than Selma Hayek.
Posted by: Ben Had

Fag.

Posted by: Auspex at November 11, 2025 05:35 PM (Y8DZL)

251 Penny Cruz married Tom Cruise.

The hotness diminished.
Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 05:33 PM (aTgV0)
---
You sure about that?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2025 05:35 PM (ZOv7s)

252
That is actually good acting, when you don't recognize the actor playing the part.
Posted by: Romeo13

==============

I saw her in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (very small part) and Madame Web (supposed to be a biggish part that's all glamor, no acting) in which I literally didn't know I was supposed to be paying attention to THE! Sydney Sweeney. Didn't bother finding out who THAT was. Just felt let down by Dakota Johnson and every writer on that mess.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 05:35 PM (0lgzA)

253 Do you have to post vs wanting to post because you're gay... and since no one is THAT gay the photo makes you feel funny ace?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 11, 2025 05:35 PM (zZu0s)

254
Eh, we saw "Predator:Badlands" and it's about as queer as Terminator 2, which I suspect was a big influence.

The P:B story is that he is the runt of the litter and runts get the ax in Predator culture. His brother saves him from getting killed by his father. And the young Pred zips off to kill the most dangerous animal to prove his worth.

This movie makes the Predator "more human" in the same way that T-2 did the killer robot.

Is it a great movie? No.

Is it entertaining? Yes, very much so.

Is it teh ghey? Nope. But, I guess we shouldn't be surprised that a gay zine tries to assign teh ghey where there is none.





Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2025 05:36 PM (iJfKG)

255 Penelope Cruz dated Tom Cruise for 3 years, but they never married.

Posted by: Lionel R. at November 11, 2025 05:36 PM (TN0g+)

256 Yeah, as an 'ette I noticed the back drop.
Posted by: PaleRide


Variety ’s Power of Women gala

Posted by: Piper at November 11, 2025 05:36 PM (Wmg4n)

257 I really hope Sydney can keep it together and real

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2025 05:37 PM (+qU29)

258 That is actually good acting, when you don't recognize the actor playing the part.

Posted by: Romeo13
---
Bruce Willis in Death Becomes Her, e.g.

Posted by: Axeman at November 11, 2025 05:37 PM (krQz2)

259 I have known a couple gals with boobs bigger than SS. They have a very love hate relationship with them- at least the gals i have known.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 11, 2025 05:37 PM (zZu0s)

260 A Kimmel piece from Deadline. The shows music guy died.

"Cleto Escobedo III, the longtime musical director of Jimmy Kimmel Live!, has died at the age of 59.

Escobedo, a childhood friend of the ABC late-night host, died Tuesday morning. The cause of death was not revealed.

Escobedo has worked on JKL! since it premiered in 2003 and was the leader of Cleto and the Cletones, the late-night show’s in-house band"

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 11, 2025 05:37 PM (Sco7b)

261 Loved the Purina logo at the bottom left!

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2025 05:38 PM (zzXla)

262 I like Sweeney's effect on the progs.
Otherwise, I know nothing of her, and she nothing of me, and we are both fine with that, I am sure.

Posted by: From about That Time at November 11, 2025 05:38 PM (sl73Y)

263 I saw an image of that Predator from that stupid movie months ago. I hated it. I said something to the effect of I can see him wearing a blockbuster polo shirt and a whole bunch of people just came in and knocked all the movies onto the floor and he stood there crying like a b*tch. I also said i thought he looked like a Ned.
Then I find out months later that he's supposed to be g*y. I was like..ha! Called it. Seriously though, such an ugly design; i don't even care what the rest of the movie is about.

Posted by: Nelly at November 11, 2025 05:38 PM (3apgh)

264 almost every movie is bombing now, including the much bigger box office and much-promoted love letter to Antifa bombers starring Leonardo DiCaprio.

-
And Springsteen.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 11, 2025 05:38 PM (L/fGl)

265 Do you have to post vs wanting to post because you're gay... and since no one is THAT gay the photo makes you feel funny ace?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 11, 2025 05:35 PM (zZu0s)
---
Like a pitched, internal struggle between Sidney Sweeny and the Vespa and Messenger bag.

Posted by: Axeman at November 11, 2025 05:38 PM (krQz2)

266 259 That is actually good acting, when you don't recognize the actor playing the part.

Posted by: Romeo13
---
Bruce Willis in Death Becomes Her, e.g.
Posted by: Axeman at November 11, 2025 05:37 PM (krQz2)

Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder is the best example I can think of.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 11, 2025 05:38 PM (zZu0s)

267 I saw "Incarnate".

And yes, it's double, super, extra-crispy pro-abortion.

I like Sydney Sweeney as eyecandy that seems to have her head on straight,

but I doubt her personal views are very conservative.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2025 05:39 PM (iJfKG)

268 241 The economist?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 11, 2025 05:33 PM (MXjT6)

The Aristocrats

Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 11, 2025 05:39 PM (mP0Kj)

269
A Kimmel piece from Deadline. The shows music guy died.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless

==============

RIP. Have they found a way to blame Trump yet?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 05:40 PM (0lgzA)

270 Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder is the best example I can think of.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 11, 2025 05:38 PM (zZu0s)
---
Robert Downey Jr.?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2025 05:40 PM (ZOv7s)

271 I like Sydney Sweeney as eyecandy that seems to have her head on straight,

but I doubt her personal views are very conservative.
------

I bet she doesn't spend a lot of time thinking about politics.

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2025 05:40 PM (TN0g+)

272 That is actually good acting, when you don't recognize the actor playing the part.

Posted by: Romeo13
---
Bruce Willis in Death Becomes Her, e.g.
Posted by: Axeman at November 11, 2025 05:37 PM (krQz2)

Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder is the best example I can think of.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 11, 2025 05:38 PM (zZu0s)
---
A role that Ben Stiller fully admits Tom made up himself.

It started out with "You don't have a bad guy in this movie". And then most of it is Cruise.

Posted by: Axeman at November 11, 2025 05:40 PM (krQz2)

273 I'm not going to lay the TRUMP! curse on this one. You can if you want to.

Posted by: fd at November 11, 2025 05:41 PM (vFG9F)

274 256 Penelope Cruz dated Tom Cruise for 3 years, but they never married.
Posted by: Lionel R. at

I heard they couldn't decide on the spelling.

Posted by: From about That Time at November 11, 2025 05:41 PM (sl73Y)

275
That is actually good acting, when you don't recognize the actor playing the part.

Posted by: Romeo13
---
Bruce Willis in Death Becomes Her, e.g.
Posted by: Axeman at November 11, 2025 05:37 PM (krQz2)

Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder is the best example I can think of.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

===============

Cruise was completely disguised. Willis was styled so as to be barely recognizable.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 05:42 PM (0lgzA)

276 I'm not going to lay the TRUMP! curse on this one. You can if you want to.
Posted by: fd at November 11, 2025 05:41 PM (vFG9F)
---
Because Trump killed Kimmel's music director?

His wife needs to call back all her family so she can cut them off again.

Posted by: Axeman at November 11, 2025 05:42 PM (krQz2)

277 The most important thing is this:

What does Kimmel's wife think about Sydney?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 11, 2025 05:42 PM (MAl//)

278 But a long line is the happy medium. And a good bra is expensive, but it makes all the difference in the world.
Posted by: Piper


*Looks up long line bras* Oh, those are boned.

Yeah, those would work pretty well. I was thinking they'd just be elastic shapewear which... works less than well on plumper figures.

They don't look like they're designed to have a chemise or something worn underneath them, which, hygienically speaking, I'd think would make them a bit more difficult to use and maintain.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 11, 2025 05:42 PM (a+4eV)

279 I am so far behind the culture curve. Having never seen 1/1000 of the movies ya'll have seen . Fun to listen to your takes.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2025 05:43 PM (zzXla)

280 Speaking of Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman is now (almost) single.

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2025 05:43 PM (g47mK)

281 Robert Downey Jr.?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2025 05:40 PM (ZOv7s)

Hmmm, valid, but you can still see RDJ. Cruise disappears into that role, which was rhe criteria.

I am open to the argument though. Both are awesome performances.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 11, 2025 05:43 PM (zZu0s)

282 The main reason I was still going to movies is they had a cinema in walking distance that served beer and food, and also had matinees that weren't too crowded. Now they don't. I'm not driving to some place to drop $16 to sit next to some asshole who will passive aggressively mumble or use his cellphone or fart through the whole movie.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 11, 2025 05:44 PM (gKWVE)

283 Wowwa!

Posted by: Borat at November 11, 2025 05:44 PM (36PRH)

284 281 Speaking of Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman is now (almost) single.
Posted by: runner at November 11, 2025 05:43 PM (g47mK)

Totally Gorgeous... Totes Cray Cray...

Rule 1 applies.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 11, 2025 05:44 PM (mP0Kj)

285 Speaking of movies, check your local cinemas.

The anime OVA that commercially bombed in 1985 is getting a 4K release to cinemas for one day to mark its 40th anniversary.

What is the name you ask?

Angel's Egg.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2025 05:44 PM (uvAV5)

286 I find it interesting that as soon as Kidman makes a sexually explicit movie, she loses a husband!

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2025 05:45 PM (g47mK)

287 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at November 11, 2025 05:46 PM (XKYub)

288 Totally Gorgeous... Totes Cray Cray... Rule 1 applies.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 11, 2025 05:44 PM (mP0Kj)


You talking about Kidman or Cruise?

Posted by: gKWVE at November 11, 2025 05:46 PM (gKWVE)

289 Posted by: gKWVE at November 11, 2025 05:44 PM (gKWVE)

80 Inch Ultra High Def TV... Dannon sound system through Klipsch floor mount speakers... surround sound.

Couch 7 feet from the TV... Refrig 10 feet away for drinks...

Yeah, I'll wait until it streams for free.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 11, 2025 05:46 PM (mP0Kj)

290 Go ahead and talk about Kidman, but I'm thinking Hugh Jackman.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2025 05:46 PM (zzXla)

291 That is actually good acting, when you don't recognize the actor playing the part.

Posted by: Romeo13

It's been done. The List of Adrian Messenger. ⁹

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 11, 2025 05:47 PM (L/fGl)

292
Was Cruise's character a parody of Harvey Weinstein?

Posted by: Auspex at November 11, 2025 05:47 PM (Y8DZL)

293 Nicole Kidman was semi kinda hot until she did all that to her face.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 05:49 PM (aTgV0)

294
am I really the only one who saw Immaculate?

I thought we had some horror-hounds here.
Posted by: ace at November 11, 2025 05:17 PM (1wjle)


Ace,

I saw it. Upstairs I miss labeled it as "Incarnate"...

Anyway, YES, it's double, super, extra-crispy pro-abortion.

I like Sydney Sweeney as eyecandy that seems to have her head on straight,

but I doubt her personal views are very conservative.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2025 05:49 PM (iJfKG)

295 Well, if that's not proof positive of the patriarchy, I don't know what is!

Kim Kardashian Fails California Bar Exam Even Though 4 Psychics Told Her She'd Pass

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 11, 2025 05:49 PM (L/fGl)

296 260 I have known a couple gals with boobs bigger than SS. They have a very love hate relationship with them- at least the gals i have known.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 11, 2025 05:37 PM (zZu0s)

Last time I tried to explain this here, I was told that my problems were not important.

Go ahead, morons, and have your big boob fantasies, but understand that they do not age well without a great deal of engineering and heavy construction.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 11, 2025 05:50 PM (yKmBH)

297 Nicole Kidman was semi kinda hot until she did all that to her face.
Posted by: eleven

A la Meg Ryan.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 11, 2025 05:50 PM (L/fGl)

298 Kim Kardashian Fails California Bar Exam Even Though 4 Psychics Told Her She'd Pass
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 11, 2025 05:49 PM (L/fGl)

I believe she blamed it on ChatGP or whatever that stupid artificial intelligence crap is called.

Stupid in, stupid out.

She probably could have read the books herself.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 11, 2025 05:52 PM (yKmBH)

299 BBT?
Posted by: eleven

Billy Bob Thorton

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 11, 2025 05:55 PM (JkCto)

300 Her beauty is an insult to the homeliness of the interviewer. I'm surprised she didn't try to murder Sweeney right there.

Posted by: Turtles at November 11, 2025 06:08 PM (jc0TO)

301 A sweet friend from my youth was sent to an all girls Catholic school for college. When I would see her at summer vacation she would make crude jokes about the nuns who were professors. This same sweet girl always referred to bras as “over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders”. If you are out there, Tina, I remember you!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 11, 2025 06:17 PM (uGI3N)

302 300 Her beauty is an insult to the homeliness of the interviewer. I'm surprised she didn't try to murder Sweeney right there.
Posted by: Turtles at November 11, 2025 06:08 PM (jc0TO)


She did, just with her eyes. It doesn’t work!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 11, 2025 06:19 PM (uGI3N)

303 > Eh. If she refunds the $7 I spent to buy the movie, maybe I'll buy a matinee ticket to Cristy.


Where TF did you find a theater for $7??! I think thats the REAL question on the article.

Posted by: Joe D at November 11, 2025 06:45 PM (LsQsX)

304 Nicole Kidman was semi kinda hot until she did all that to her face.
Posted by: eleven

A la Meg Ryan.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the
****
This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: Cher at November 11, 2025 06:55 PM (7xKra)

305 That is actually good acting, when you don't recognize the actor playing the part.

Posted by: Romeo13
---
Bruce Willis in Death Becomes Her, e.g.
Posted by: Axeman at November 11, 2025 05:37 PM (krQz2)

Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder is the best example I can think of.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

===============
Cruise was completely disguised. Willis was styled so as to be barely recognizable.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 05:42 PM (0lgzA)

Almost any part Gary Oldman ever plays.
Andy Serkis as Gollum or Caeser. (the ape)
John Lithgow as Winston Churchill.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2025 06:56 PM (uWKK8)

306 Im pretty stupid and I passed the California Bar my second try!

Posted by: Kamela at November 11, 2025 06:57 PM (7xKra)

307 "Christian Toto says we should support it, as she's a culture war icon."

After extensive study of that last picture, I have come to the conclusion that Sid Sweeney needs no support.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 11, 2025 07:06 PM (DBP9k)

308 If the world was essentially destroyed at some point there would be very little physical evidence of earlier civilizations. Most cultures have a flood myth that Pegasus them. I heard the Egyptians referred to themselves as a legacy civilization, implying that something superior came before then.

Posted by: Max Power at November 11, 2025 07:16 PM (EIw00)

309 I'm still trying to figure out what the hell happened to Ya Boy Zack. That dude did a 180 degree turn over the course of like two weeks, out of nowhere.

Posted by: JFelix at November 11, 2025 07:17 PM (vyLQz)

310 Appreciate the link above.

I'm not sold-sold on supporting Sweeney, but I'm exhausted by conservatives A. complaining about far-Left Hollywood and pop culture and B. Doing zip-zero-nada about it.

When we finally get a film that speaks to our values we rarely support it en masse ("Sound of Freedom" was glorious exception). Sweeney stared down the woke mob for months over the jeans ad. Imagine the pressure to comply, to give in and say, "OK, I screwed up ... I'll be an ally," was INTENSE.

And she didn't. She seems sane. She's not political but that took guts, and it gives courage to others to also speak their minds without adhering to the progressive script....

Posted by: Christian Toto at November 11, 2025 08:18 PM (JAqXg)

311 I'm still trying to figure out what the hell happened to Ya Boy Zack. That dude did a 180 degree turn over the course of like two weeks, out of nowhere.
Posted by: JFelix at November 11, 2025 07:17 PM (vyLQz)

-------

That Furiosa movie bombed, but that's more of a trigger than an underlying cause. I'd love to know what happened, too.

Posted by: Bubba at November 11, 2025 08:50 PM (4ZLnC)

312 Christian Toto! Love your site, was hoping for a Nuremberg review but I visit and read the posts a few times a week.

Posted by: Bubba at November 11, 2025 08:52 PM (4ZLnC)

(Jump to top of page)






Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0552 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0148 seconds, 320 records returned.
Page size 160 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.



MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat