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Jimmy Kimmel's Nasty Wife: I Disassociated From Family Members As if I Were Programmed by a Cult Over Them Refusing to Match My Hysterical Anti-Trump Energy

Jimmy Kimel's Whatever-the-Opposite-of-a-Trophy-Wife is does not admit she is mentally unstable, but she makes several key psychiatric admissions that could support a diagnosis of mental illness:

* "When Donald Trump was first elected, I was so upset, I mean, we all were"

* She admits she is "angry all the time" and understands that this "isn't healthy, at all"

* She says she feels "a little bit of sympathy" for people in her family who are conservative, claiming that they are being "deliberately misinformed everyday," while she says she has all the real facts at her fingertips

* She says that family members believing things other than what she does "hurts me so much"

* She further shows a possible Narcissistic Personality Disorder by asserting that everything is about her: When her family members vote for Trump, she claims, they are "voting against" her fat husband and his stupid show (which I believe she produces -- so she's a nepo baby)

* She says this is not about "Democrat versus Republican" but about "family values" as she freely admits -- brags, actually -- about "having lost relationships with members of my family"

* She says she's "immediately mad" at "certain aunts, uncles, cousins" when she reads left-wing media ragebait stories, saying that she gets "really angry" and then she dashes "many emails" collecting the ragebait stories and telling them "here are ten reasons not to vote for Trump." She then says that "ninety percent" of these family members ignore her -- gee, wonder why -- but, worse yet, some of them actually respond with "insane responses." Which, between you and me, are just telling her she's wrong.

* She says "I hate that this has happened," as if her own boxwine-fueld midnight nastygrams to family members have noting to do with her estrangement from family members


* She says she is "in constant conflict" (with family members, I assume" and that "it's really hard"

* Finally, she admits to her cult-mentality by saying "I wish I could deprogram myself in some way, but I get, I get really angry"

These are real quotes. I may have missed a word here or there but this is all real. She is going on podcasts with her Unfunny TV Clown Chubby Hubby and confessing that she is a deeply mentally disturbed woman, and, for some reason, proud of it.

I mean, seriously, there is so much psychiatric cud to chew over in just three minutes that one can only imagine what an entire fifty-minute hour of psychological counseling would stir up.

Kirsten Fleming at the NY Post:

Jimmy Kimmel's wife has a very healthy way of dealing with family members who don't share her political persuasion.

When our president does something she doesn't like, Molly McNearney gets angry at her "aunts, uncles and cousins" who helped put him in office -- and hectors them with anti-Trump emails.

Shockingly, this has led to some "lost relationships."

Speaking on the "We Can Do Hard Things" podcast, Molly McNearney complained about family members who voted for President Trump because it was "them not voting for my husband and me and our family."

But deep down, McNearney, who is also her husband's executive producer for "Jimmy Kimmel Live!," even knows she's the one who has lost the plot.

"I wish I could deprogram myself in some way," she said recently on the "We Can Do Hard Things" podcast.

So why doesn't she go ahead and do it? Reboot the machine and upload a new operating system. Cut back on politics instead of cutting off her right-leaning loved ones.

After all, McNearney's displeasure with her relatives, she insists, is not just politics -- it's about "values."

Yet when she explains the rifts, she reveals that she values politics -- and fealty to her husband -- over blood and free thinking. Hmmmm.


"It hurts me so much ... my husband is out there fighting this man, and to me, them voting for Trump is them not voting for my husband and me and our family," she said.

"And I unfortunately have kind of lost relationships with people in my family because of it."

McNearney has somehow deluded herself into believing that her husband, whose literal job is to be a clown on late-night television and make America laugh at the end of a hard day, is now the unelected leader of the Trump resistance.

This is a serious national health crisis, and no one says anything about it, because almost all of the expErTs we should all TrUsT are all suffering from the same ten-year-nervous breakdown and insisting that it's perfectly normal.

Posted by: Ace at 01:17 PM




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1 twse45vtw3tq3

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 01:16 PM (0lgzA)

2
I'm entitled to do that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 01:16 PM (0lgzA)

3 Made holidays more enjoyable. -- Jimmy Kimmel's Nasty Mentally-Unstable Whore-Wife's Family

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 11, 2025 01:17 PM (ExV1e)

4 Come for the politics, stay for the gossip.

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2025 01:18 PM (oraVG)

5 Ace:

"Jimmy Kimmel's Whatever-the-Opposite-of-a-Trophy-Wife is..."

A Participation Trophy Wife.

(Yes, you can use that.)

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2025 01:19 PM (oraVG)

6 How are her boobs?

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 01:19 PM (77rzZ)

7 People who do not love their families more than politics baffle me.

Posted by: huerfano at November 11, 2025 01:20 PM (98kQX)

8 Read content. I regret nothing...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 11, 2025 01:20 PM (nbLIj)

9 "I'm deeply unhappy, my mood swings wildly based on things completely out of my control, and I won't let my kids see their grandparents because the grandparents may say something about someone I'll never meet that makes me cry. More women should be just like me."
-a suggested translation

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 01:20 PM (GBKbO)

10 This won’t end with Trump. It will transfer to whomever the next Republican candidate is.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2025 01:20 PM (7PRou)

11 when she reads left-wing media ragebait stories, saying that she gets "really angry" and then she dashes "many emails"

Oh to be a recipient of one of these...

Dear Kimmel-Scrunt

I voted for this. So did most of America. If that makes you mad donate your husband's ill gotten gains to the poor and move to Europe. Or I guess continue to be an over paid, under worked dilettante...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2025 01:21 PM (sKqQm)

12 * Finally, she admits to her cult-mentality by saying "I wish I could deprogram myself in some way, but I get, I get really angry"

=======

Turning off Apple News on her phone is just too far.

She needs to stay informed, you know. Just in case.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

13 Her family seems to be very lucky.

Posted by: fd at November 11, 2025 01:21 PM (wUT52)

14 My balls are in her purse
Put me in a hearse

Ow my balls,
Ow my balls

Kibbles and bits !
Kibbles and bits !

Posted by: Jimmy Kibble at November 11, 2025 01:21 PM (NtVYv)

15 nothing lost by the spurned relatives.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 11, 2025 01:21 PM (hUzUC)

16 How old will her children be before she cuts them off, too? You know it has to happen.

Posted by: huerfano at November 11, 2025 01:21 PM (98kQX)

17 "I wish I could deprogram myself in some way, but I get, I get really angry"

Your 'news' sources tell you things to make you angry. They tell you those things in a manner to make you angry. They want you to be angry all the time because emotional people don't think.

Why don't they want you to think, Jimmy Kimmel's nasty mentally-unstable whore-wife? What possible reason could they have?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 11, 2025 01:22 PM (ExV1e)

18 She better watch out with that nose, a house might fall on her

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 11, 2025 01:22 PM (NtVYv)

19
lol the hosts:

"Wow. The reason we're celebrating in this strange way is that we just finished the most delightful, hopeful, honest, funny, hilarious conversation with our friends and neighbors and two people who have been well, in the news lately and their names are Jimmy Kimmel and Molly Mcernney."

Delightful? Hopeful? Funny? Hilarious? Someone, give these people a dictionary.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 01:22 PM (0lgzA)

20 10 This won’t end with Trump. It will transfer to whomever the next Republican candidate is.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2025 01:20 PM (7PRou)

======

Of course, but the audience for it will shrink.

Attacking Vance as a monster will get far less traction than attacking Trump, media mogul with a history that can be picked apart.

The media will narrative endlessly about how Vance is Literally Hitler, but the mantra will be carried by fewer people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 01:22 PM (GBKbO)

21 Can you see the PLA from your window?

https://tinyurl.com/3kymstnv

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 11, 2025 01:22 PM (G/BeD)

22 More proof that leftism is a mental disease.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 11, 2025 01:22 PM (snZF9)

23 Gutted did a good job covering this last night- his analysis with the panel is, I think, spot on and parallels ace’s here- especially Jiilian’s rebuttal to her “misinformation” talking point. (Which, among other things boils down to:why don’t you people understand boys are girls if they feel that way)

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2025 01:22 PM (hlNLQ)

24 Dear Jimmy,

I know some times you might have feelings of inadequacy. That you deserve to be married to a mega-scrunt like this because you yourself are not worthy of being loved.

And you know what? Whenever you have those feelings...

Embrace them because they are true. You earned this. Enjoy.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2025 01:23 PM (sKqQm)

25 Remember when they called Bush, Chimpy McHitler?

If Bush were a real man, and Trump didn’t make his brother weep, he would be speaking out.

By the way, is Jeb still alive?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2025 01:23 PM (7PRou)

26 Maddami's wife is a lefty harpy too. Born in Houston, identifies as Syrian.

Posted by: fd at November 11, 2025 01:23 PM (wUT52)

27 Retard

Posted by: NCKate at November 11, 2025 01:23 PM (uQzkA)

28 23 Gutted did a good job covering this last night- his analysis with the panel is, I think, spot on and parallels ace’s here- especially Jiilian’s rebuttal to her “misinformation” talking point. (Which, among other things boils down to:why don’t you people understand boys are girls if they feel that way)

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2025 01:22 PM (hlNLQ)

=======

"The only reason people think socialism is bad is because Fox News tells them that. If they listened to PBS News Hour, they'd know that socialism is just the whitest countries on the planet like Norway sharing the wealth of oil contracts."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

29 she freely admits -- brags, actually -- about "having lost relationships with members of my family"

If it makes you feel better, we are richer for it.

Posted by: The Aforementioned Family Members at November 11, 2025 01:24 PM (nILj/)

30 Marriage made in Hell.

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2025 01:24 PM (UjdFS)

31 Happy Veterans Day to all my fellow vets out there.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 11, 2025 01:25 PM (sVOFR)

32 Hey TJM! How goes the job search?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2025 01:25 PM (hlNLQ)

33 Jimmy looks horse whipped

Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2025 01:25 PM (VE6XX)

34 People who do not love their families more than politics baffle me.
Posted by: huerfano at November 11, 2025 01:20 PM (98kQX)


My wife has almost no contact with her siblings. She loves them but they've all got ultra-TDS / leftism bad. Like, they cannot shut the fuck up about lefty politics, even for just one dinner. Mental health says to let it go.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 11, 2025 01:25 PM (ExV1e)

35 they'd know that socialism is just the whitest countries on the planet like Norway sharing the wealth of oil contracts."

Its funny how Norway has become like Saudi Arabia.

I've been trying to encourage the left to start a "immigrate to Norway" movement because it would be hilarious to see Norway refuse all these lily white American leftists...

"But borders are made up!"

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2025 01:25 PM (sKqQm)

36 >> Of course, but the audience for it will shrink.

I dunno. There seems to be a growing contingent of sick people like this and they are more determined than ever. I mean, the just murdered the guy who wanted to honestly debate the issues and they are still cheering his murder. It seems the only thing that will eliminate this is some bleach in the gene pool.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2025 01:25 PM (7PRou)

37 "The only reason people think socialism is bad is because Fox News tells them that. If they listened to PBS News Hour, they'd know that socialism is just the whitest countries on the planet like Norway sharing the wealth of oil contracts."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

But Norway is going absolutely nowhere.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 11, 2025 01:25 PM (sVOFR)

38 Why do people wear suits and ties on podcasts?

That's just weird.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 01:25 PM (aTgV0)

39 31- same to you!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2025 01:25 PM (hlNLQ)

40
>>Jimmy Kimel's Whatever-the-Opposite-of-a-Trophy-Wife is

lol ace. Atrophy wife?

No good rhymes. I think you nailed it lolol.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 01:26 PM (0lgzA)

41 32 Hey TJM! How goes the job search?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2025 01:25 PM (hlNLQ)

=====

No bites. Thanks for asking, though.

*fingers crossed that YouTube videos gain enough traction quickly enough so I can just talk into cameras about movies as a living*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

42 40- lol!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2025 01:26 PM (hlNLQ)

43 Like, they cannot shut the fuck up about lefty politics, even for just one dinner

One of the odder things about the left/right divide.

I'm a very political person and yet I can and do attend social gatherings without any need to talk about politics...

My peers on the left cannot...or at least will not...do that

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2025 01:26 PM (sKqQm)

44 I forgot the Bushes even existed.

Is John Bolton still around?

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 01:27 PM (aTgV0)

45 1
twse45vtw3tq3
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
......

So that's how you say "First" in Esperanto?

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2025 01:27 PM (UjdFS)

46 "This is a serious national health crisis, and no one says anything about it, because almost all of the expErTs we should all TrUsT are all suffering from the same ten-year-nervous breakdown and insisting that it's perfectly normal."

Psychiatrists treating these loons are just as crazy.
I bet they're making boat loads of money in California treating TDS.

I should invest in Xanax.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 11, 2025 01:27 PM (NpAcC)

47 41- I subscribed- awesome library!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2025 01:27 PM (hlNLQ)

48
Mental Health issues.

Her Trump supporting family members openly mock her and enjoy her mental collapse. I would to.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 11, 2025 01:27 PM (IifOV)

49 7 People who do not love their families more than politics baffle me.
Posted by: huerfano at November 11, 2025 01:20 PM (98kQX)

Politics is a necessary evil to engage in self-government.

But it shouldn’t BE life.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 11, 2025 01:28 PM (sVOFR)

50 This won’t end with Trump. It will transfer to whomever the next Republican candidate is.

Not if they are gentler, kinder, and more acceptable to The Left!

Posted by: The 'Unity' Psy-Op at November 11, 2025 01:28 PM (nILj/)

51 35 Its funny how Norway has become like Saudi Arabia.

I've been trying to encourage the left to start a "immigrate to Norway" movement because it would be hilarious to see Norway refuse all these lily white American leftists...

"But borders are made up!"

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2025 01:25 PM (sKqQm)

=====

Norway would only accept unvetted immigrants from Afghanistan, not white people from America. They have to preserve their culture and job market, you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 01:28 PM (GBKbO)

52 "I'm deeply unhappy, my mood swings wildly based on things completely out of my control, and I won't let my kids see their grandparents because the grandparents may say something about someone I'll never meet that makes me cry. More women should be just like me."
-a suggested translation
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 01:20 PM (GBKbO)


I think it's more that she's brainwashed. She's brainwashed and her, and her husband's, careers depend on her staying brainwashed. In some ways she can see what's happening but she chooses to not look too closely at that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 11, 2025 01:28 PM (ExV1e)

53 >>My wife has almost no contact with her siblings. She loves them but they've all got ultra-TDS / leftism bad. Like, they cannot shut the fuck up about lefty politics, even for just one dinner. Mental health says to let it go.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 11, 2025 01:25 PM

That I understand. I do not understand why people won't shut the fuck up about something so contentious for three hours on a holiday. Talk about religion or something else innocuous, for God's sake.

Posted by: huerfano at November 11, 2025 01:28 PM (98kQX)

54 Sounds like a slightly better looking Katie Porter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 11, 2025 01:28 PM (bfwj/)

55 50 This won’t end with Trump. It will transfer to whomever the next Republican candidate is.

Not if they are gentler, kinder, and more acceptable to The Left!
Posted by: The 'Unity' Psy-Op at November 11, 2025 01:28 PM (nILj/)

I'm still available.. Please clap

Posted by: Jeb! at November 11, 2025 01:29 PM (VE6XX)

56 Working in a convenience store was tough during the 2016 campaign. I'm glad I was out of it for the 2024 go-around. Everybody wanted to know who I supported, and I didn't keep it a secret (OTHOH, I did my best not to bring it up, too). A lot of eye-rolling, but nothing dramatic.

Posted by: mrp at November 11, 2025 01:29 PM (rj6Yv)

57 >> I'm still available.. Please clap
Posted by: Jeb! at November 11, 2025 01:29 PM (VE6XX)

I want proof of life. A picture with today’s newspaper or something.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2025 01:30 PM (7PRou)

58 Why do people wear suits and ties on podcasts?

So you can't see our underwear.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at November 11, 2025 01:30 PM (nILj/)

59 Why do people wear suits and ties on podcasts?

That's just weird.


It is, but I'm not going to mock people for dressing up in public. Far too many people go out in public looking like they rolled out of bed and walked out the door. I'd rather the pendulum swung the other way for a bit.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 11, 2025 01:30 PM (Yp6az)

60 Jimmy looks horse whipped
Posted by: It's me donna
......

Waking up next to that bitch every morning must be exhausting. Almost makes me feel sorry for him... NAH

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2025 01:30 PM (UjdFS)

61 55- it would be interesting to see the left’s pivot if Jeb somehow got the nomination. How long before he’s Hitler and worse than Trump?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2025 01:30 PM (hlNLQ)

62 Talk about religion or something else innocuous, for God's sake.
Posted by: huerfano

crossbows v. longbows

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 01:31 PM (77rzZ)

63 Jimmy Kimmel is an angry, nasty fat nutcase.

I tried watching his show once and I’d sooner light my pubic hair on fire with a blow torch than do it again.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 11, 2025 01:31 PM (Dxn3F)

64 So what do you guys think about the whole Protestant / Catholic thing?

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 01:31 PM (aTgV0)

65 "It hurts me so much ... my husband is out there fighting this man, and to me, them voting for Trump is them not voting for my husband and me and our family," she said.
======================
Narcissist much?

How's the vodka supply looking?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 11, 2025 01:31 PM (kL7AM)

66 This is why Kimmel is a Zelig empty personality.

There is no way any stable personality can do the Man Show and Crank Yankers then morph into someone completely different because he married this unstable ho.

At least Sarah Silverman didn't take herself so fucking seriously.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at November 11, 2025 01:31 PM (pqc/v)

67 There really is help for all these disorders.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 11, 2025 01:31 PM (YlWIZ)

68 >>It is, but I'm not going to mock people for dressing up in public. Far too many people go out in public looking like they rolled out of bed and walked out the door. I'd rather the pendulum swung the other way for a bit.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 11, 2025 01:30 PM

I have never once worn sweatpants outside my home. Otherwise, I'd think you were talking about me.

Posted by: huerfano at November 11, 2025 01:32 PM (98kQX)

69 Slimey Sloppel.

Posted by: Max Power at November 11, 2025 01:32 PM (EIw00)

70 Jimmy got the wife he deserves.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 11, 2025 01:32 PM (OUqBw)

71 The big shock here is that she has family members who inhabit reality

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 11, 2025 01:32 PM (6RyaQ)

72
Jimmy looks horse whipped
Posted by: It's me donna

===============

It's weird, as I'm listening he sounds utterly incapable of taking rejection, even though he's sought the widest possible public exposure and he (surely) knows that guys like him come and go.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 01:32 PM (0lgzA)

73 I tried watching his show once and I’d sooner light my pubic hair on fire with a blow torch than do it again.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 11, 2025 01:31 PM (Dxn3F)
=================
Maybe take up a different hobby.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 11, 2025 01:32 PM (kL7AM)

74 That hack SV Date made his bones portraying Jeb as Hitler at the Palm Beach Post (I worked for Jeb at the time)

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2025 01:32 PM (hlNLQ)

75 My DIL is a Lib as is her whole Family.. Our side are Conservative.. We have great times together.. We don't discuss politics.... Easy peasy

Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2025 01:32 PM (VE6XX)

76 61 55- it would be interesting to see the left’s pivot if Jeb somehow got the nomination. How long before he’s Hitler and worse than Trump?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2025 01:30 PM (hlNLQ)

===

The second it looks like it'll happen.

For about five minutes in 2019, we started getting the "Trump was bad, but DeSantis is worse," articles when people had talked themselves into thinking DeSantis had a chance in the primary.

That narrative will just reform, giving strange new respect to the previous Literally Hitler.

TDS, though, has an extra layer, infused with feminine energy that's fairly specifically a reaction to Trump himself. That extra layer probably won't survive Trump no longer being the center of the political universe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

77 so because she thinks she's "Rich and Famous" she tries browbeating everyone who knows her into telling her she's right. Nice girl.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2025 01:33 PM (uWKK8)

78 As I have mentioned before, we have no contact with our son and his wife because we voted for Trump in his first term. They were rabid Hillary supporters and hated that we voted for him. They also don't speak to his sisters, because, we don't know why. I tell people now I only have 2 daughters, no son. Its been 9 years so I don't think its going to change.

Posted by: Megthered at November 11, 2025 01:33 PM (pqOPz)

79 Sweat pants are at least made to wear in public but I have seen people in pajamas and slippers.

Posted by: steevy at November 11, 2025 01:33 PM (YwEeS)

80 I remember years ago my then GF had made a new work friend and setup a night out with the coworker, her coworker's BF, and me to go watch a sportsball game at a nearby bar.

And it was fine. We talked about work, the weather, and of course sportsball. Until the cow-worker, a woman named, I kid you not, "Echo", decided she had to get into the latest leftwing freakout.

I'm pretty good at avoiding politics because I've lived among leftists for a long time, but she would not let it go. And our fun night out became a stupid political argument...she didn't want to talk about the actual issue but...psychoanalyze me for not agreeing with her.

And this is long before Trump.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2025 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

81 "It is, but I'm not going to mock people for dressing up in public. Far too many people go out in public looking like they rolled out of bed and walked out the door. I'd rather the pendulum swung the other way for a bit.
Posted by: bonhomme "

I agree that society has adopted the "flood victim" dress style.

Homeless chic?

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 01:34 PM (aTgV0)

82 I never thought I'd feel sorry for Kimmy Kimmel...

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 11, 2025 01:34 PM (gDhA9)

83 Didn’t Kimmel dump his first wife for Sarah Silverman?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2025 01:34 PM (hlNLQ)

84 So what do you guys think about the whole Protestant / Catholic thing?
Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 01:31 PM (aTgV0)

That religion you have? The one you like so much? Well, it's wrong.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 11, 2025 01:34 PM (PH3st)

85 As I have mentioned before, we have no contact with our son and his wife because we voted for Trump in his first term. They were rabid Hillary supporters and hated that we voted for him. They also don't speak to his sisters, because, we don't know why. I tell people now I only have 2 daughters, no son. Its been 9 years so I don't think its going to change.
Posted by: Megthered

That's so sad.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 01:34 PM (77rzZ)

86 That I understand. I do not understand why people won't shut the fuck up about something so contentious for three hours on a holiday.

Because the Lions play Green Bay this Thanksgiving. Less contentious than Giants v. Eagles, at least!

Posted by: NFL.com at November 11, 2025 01:34 PM (nILj/)

87 You are a robot. Stop trying to be a victim in a movie we all love.

Me Tarzan you monkey robot.

Posted by: thug dolphin at November 11, 2025 01:34 PM (EyfuW)

88 She says she feels "a little bit of sympathy" for people in her family who are conservative, claiming that they are being "deliberately misinformed everyday," while she says she has all the real facts at her fingertips


Delulu.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2025 01:35 PM (P58QN)

89 Who are the retard looking hosts of that podcast?

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 11, 2025 01:35 PM (PMtkd)

90 Completely off topic, but someone in an earlier thread today mentioned Ann Barnhardt and I did a google search that lead me to an interesting site (for me, perhaps not all of you). I'm not Catholic, but the site Novus Ordo Watch is devoted entirely to the assertion that Vatican II was an abomination and that all popes associated with it and all that followed in time afterward are illegitimate. Its a very detailed site and an interesting read, no matter what one believes.

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2025 01:35 PM (TN0g+)

91 "We Can Do Hard Things" podcast.

Hey, here's a hard thing, make up with your relatives and forgive them, and stop harassing them about politics 24/7.

That is honestly just a little bit hard. Actually, it's really easy.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 11, 2025 01:35 PM (gDhA9)

92 Nood. Jimmy Kimmel's Nasty Mentally-Unstable Whore-Wife.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 11, 2025 01:17 PM (ExV1e)

How's the rack situation?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2025 01:35 PM (wVcYX)

93 88 She says she feels "a little bit of sympathy" for people in her family who are conservative, claiming that they are being "deliberately misinformed everyday," while she says she has all the real facts at her fingertips


Honey.. You got that backwards.....

Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2025 01:35 PM (VE6XX)

94 57 >> I'm still available.. Please clap
Posted by: Jeb! at November 11, 2025 01:29 PM (VE6XX)


Step back, NepoMan and behold a real Rock-Ribbed Conservative!

Posted by: Asa Hutchinson at November 11, 2025 01:35 PM (PiwSw)

95 I'm a very political person and yet I can and do attend social gatherings without any need to talk about politics...

My peers on the left cannot...or at least will not...do that
Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2025 01:26 PM (sKqQm)

You're not mentally unbalanced, and your psyche does not depend on constant external validation from all those around you.
I'm not a practicing psychiatrist, but I stayed in a Holiday Inn when those used to be a thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2025 01:35 PM (uWKK8)

96 I'm sure being married to Jimmy is no treat.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 11, 2025 01:35 PM (Sh3dj)

97 Too many leftists live in their terrible lefty world where conservatives are to blame for every ill. More open borders, more "gay" sex, more drugs, more free stuff ... why do conservatives fight these wonderful things?

"We hate them ... we have lots of hate but no real plan for a better future ... other than killing all the Christians and restarting Sodom and Gomorrah. If only the UN was running this country (and the West), life would be wonderful."

Posted by: illiniwek at November 11, 2025 01:36 PM (vbXSk)

98 No bites. Thanks for asking, though.

*fingers crossed that YouTube videos gain enough traction quickly enough so I can just talk into cameras about movies as a living*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

I don't see why not. It's been known to happen.

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2025 01:36 PM (g47mK)

99 That's a man, baby.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2025 01:36 PM (3ZJBr)

100
Its been 9 years so I don't think its going to change.
Posted by: Megthered

==============

omg. That is sad.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 01:36 PM (0lgzA)

101 *keep looking though

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2025 01:36 PM (g47mK)

102 nic

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 11, 2025 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

103 "You don't abuse 'em once in a while, they'll shit all over ya.
I don't mean that you walk around morning to night whacking 'em upside the head like someone from the other side, but you gotta terrorize 'em once in a while just to keep 'em in line."

Posted by: Paulie at November 11, 2025 01:36 PM (eHquX)

104 Willowed:

391 374 Taliban and the ISI have always had an incestuous relationship. During the war senior leaders and fighters would winter in Pakistan. Now the dog is biting them.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2025 01:17 PM (7PRou)

*********

How Rob O'Neill earned his first Silver Star (involves a mixture of al Qaeda and Pakistani military getting smoked by a B-1 bomber):

https://tinyurl.com/2de3e25u

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 11, 2025 01:36 PM (uNMpE)

105 Many moons ago, I stopped at a party hosted by a good friend.

I was introduced, and in the introduction, without irony, he noted "he's a conservative. . . but one of the good ones. "

Well . . at least he didn't lose status in his tribe.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 11, 2025 01:36 PM (+1E0X)

106 so because she thinks she's "Rich and Famous" she tries browbeating everyone who knows her into telling her she's right. Nice girl.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2025 01:33 PM (uWKK


Okay, Rich and Famous, hand me a check for $25K and I'll tell you that you're right for the duration of a dinner.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 11, 2025 01:36 PM (ExV1e)

107 Sweat pants are at least made to wear in public but I have seen people in pajamas and slippers.
Posted by: steevy at November 11, 2025 01:33 PM (YwEeS)

I saw a fair amount of that - pajamas, bed hair, unshaven, hung-over (from something), often reeking of weed.

Posted by: mrp at November 11, 2025 01:36 PM (rj6Yv)

108 Genesis 2:24: “Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.”

You can still have a relationship with your family, however. I've got some family news to share along these lines...but not until next year.

Politics is not one of those things I believe family should be abandoned for.

Posted by: Darrell Harris - Je Suis Charlie at November 11, 2025 01:36 PM (0CU3H)

109 Because the Lions play Green Bay this Thanksgiving.
Posted by: NFL.com

They don't play the Bears on Thanksgiving anymore?

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 01:37 PM (77rzZ)

110 Here is my summary , they deserve each other !

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2025 01:37 PM (g47mK)

111 lol. Bank of America is going to be the first to kiss Mamdani’s ass.

The same bank, who debanked Republicans, handed over credit card information on anyone in DC on Jan 6, championed DEI and provided full throated support for Biden during COVID.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2025 01:37 PM (DZTnM)

112 Wow Jimmy, she's a real 'catch.'

Did you use a large butterfly net?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2025 01:37 PM (dxtDq)

113 "That religion you have? The one you like so much? Well, it's wrong.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy "

I darn you to Heck.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 01:37 PM (aTgV0)

114 I like how only now are we learning that the head writer(ish) for the Kimmell Show scored the job via the Kamala Method of knob-polishing.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 11, 2025 01:37 PM (HXT0k)

115 I know people tend not to believe this stuff, but Kimmel is where he is, and everything he does is because he's been to the island.

Literally or figuratively.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2025 01:38 PM (3ZJBr)

116 110 Here is my summary , they deserve each other !
Posted by: runner at November 11, 2025 01:37 PM (g47mK)

Yes... reminds me of Harry and Sparkle Markle... Looks like a hostage situation

Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2025 01:38 PM (VE6XX)

117 109 Because the Lions play Green Bay this Thanksgiving.
Posted by: NFL.com

They don't play the Bears on Thanksgiving anymore?

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 01:37 PM (77rzZ)

Detroit and Dallas always play...there always try to make good match ups, and no one thought the Bears would be any good this year...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 11, 2025 01:38 PM (tOcjL)

118 Why do people wear suits and ties on podcasts?

That's just weird.

It is, but I'm not going to mock people for dressing up in public. Far too many people go out in public looking like they rolled out of bed and walked out the door. I'd rather the pendulum swung the other way for a bit.
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Yeah, its interesting to take a look at the photos of the crowds at Major League Baseball games in the 1920s and 1930s--all of the men are wearing suits and ties.

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2025 01:38 PM (TN0g+)

119 there = they (dang typo)

Posted by: Nova Local at November 11, 2025 01:38 PM (tOcjL)

120 114- hmm…”head writer” there’s a joke in there somewhere

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2025 01:38 PM (hlNLQ)

121 63 Jimmy Kimmel is an angry, nasty fat nutcase.

I tried watching his show once and I’d sooner light my pubic hair on fire with a blow torch than do it again.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 11, 2025 01:31 PM (Dxn3F)

That's hot.

Posted by: Not Sponge at November 11, 2025 01:38 PM (0CU3H)

122 85 As I have mentioned before, we have no contact with our son and his wife because we voted for Trump in his first term. They were rabid Hillary supporters and hated that we voted for him. They also don't speak to his sisters, because, we don't know why. I tell people now I only have 2 daughters, no son. Its been 9 years so I don't think its going to change.
Posted by: Megthered

That's so sad.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 01:34 PM (77rzZ)

I'm so sorry, Megthered. I hope he and his wife wake up one day and realize what they have broken.

Posted by: moki at November 11, 2025 01:38 PM (wLjpr)

123 Dear Kimmel-Scrunt

I voted for this. So did most of America.

Posted by: 18-1

I can tell you, from first-hand experience, that they don't even consider this a possibility. The only reason they lost is because not enough people voted. Their beliefs are widely and wildly popular. They just need to be more motivated next time.

They absolutely cannot accept that they were thrown out the fucking door because of their ever-deepening insanity.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 11, 2025 01:39 PM (4DY5T)

124 Jimmy deserves all of this

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 11, 2025 01:39 PM (xcxpd)

125 "I'm sure being married to Jimmy is no treat.
Posted by: Northernlurker"


I mean he's wearing a suit on a podcast.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 01:39 PM (aTgV0)

126 What makes her think she and Jimmy "flipped" her parents' votes the second time? They told her that to shut her up, guaranteed.

Posted by: huerfano at November 11, 2025 01:39 PM (98kQX)

127 Too many leftists live in their terrible lefty world where conservatives are to blame for every ill.

This is actually another interesting difference between the left and right.

The right believes the world is not perfectible, by human beings at least. There will always be crime, and evil, and misery. We can reduce it via politics, but never eliminate it.

The left believes the only thing stopping Utopia are bad people thinking bad thoughts. And if we could either get rid of them, or at least make them think correctly we could have literal heaven on earth.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2025 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

128 If Bush were a real man, and Trump didn’t make his brother weep, he would be speaking out.

By the way, is Jeb still alive?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2025 01:23 PM (7PRou)

*********

Well, ol' Low-T has the metabolism of a lazy sloth, so he should be able to live around a thousand years.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 11, 2025 01:39 PM (uNMpE)

129 Hi, there.

In before that guy who always says "She seems nice"?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 11, 2025 01:39 PM (LxER7)

130
She is driven by loyalty to her husband. Protecting his dignity. Her court jester shameless groveling prostitute husband.

Also the paycheck she gets for producing his grovel sessions.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 11, 2025 01:39 PM (azNOR)

131 Is this the wife he cheated on with Sarah Silverman, or is she a new version that he abandoned the first wife and his children for?

Posted by: LASue at November 11, 2025 01:39 PM (lCppi)

132 Let's dress up as indians, the new ones, and throw the UN in the harbor.

Posted by: thug dolphin at November 11, 2025 01:39 PM (EyfuW)

133 all of the men are wearing suits and ties.
Posted by: Crusader

That's taking things too far in the other direction.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 01:40 PM (77rzZ)

134 As I have mentioned before, we have no contact with our son and his wife because we voted for Trump in his first term. They were rabid Hillary supporters and hated that we voted for him. They also don't speak to his sisters, because, we don't know why. I tell people now I only have 2 daughters, no son. Its been 9 years so I don't think its going to change.
Posted by: Megthered at November 11, 2025 01:33 PM (pqOPz)

Same as my daughter, although she's never been able or willing to confront me.

She never even showed up at her brother's memorial service. Nor her grandmother's.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2025 01:40 PM (3ZJBr)

135 "I wish I could deprogram myself in some way," she said
......

We could help her out with that. Where's Botched Lobotomy guy?

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2025 01:40 PM (v0R5T)

136 People used to wear straw hats.

Doesn't mean it was a good idea.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 01:41 PM (aTgV0)

137 125 "I'm sure being married to Jimmy is no treat.
Posted by: Northernlurker"


I mean he's wearing a suit on a podcast.
Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 01:39 PM (aTgV0)

And he can't be bothered to tie the tie. He probably finished recording his show before he went on the podcast.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 11, 2025 01:41 PM (0CU3H)

138 SSRIs and birth control pills are making women insane.

Also, insufferable, insipid, ridiculous, irrational, whiny, and they speak with unearned authority but shine brightly with zero self-awareness.

The smug, punchable faces do not help the situation.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 11, 2025 01:41 PM (PMtkd)

139 83 Didn’t Kimmel dump his first wife for Sarah Silverman?
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2025 01:34 PM (hlNLQ)

First wife. And he says he's catholic. Molly is #2.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 11, 2025 01:41 PM (gDhA9)

140 122 85 As I have mentioned before, we have no contact with our son and his wife because we voted for Trump in his first term. They were rabid Hillary supporters and hated that we voted for him. They also don't speak to his sisters, because, we don't know why. I tell people now I only have 2 daughters, no son. Its been 9 years so I don't think its going to change.
Posted by: Megthered

That's so sad.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 01:34 PM (77rzZ)

I'm so sorry, Megthered. I hope he and his wife wake up one day and realize what they have broken.

Posted by: moki at November 11, 2025 01:38 PM (wLjpr)

Things change - you always have a son. Some women have become saints from the Catholic Church b/c even when times were darkest, they never gave up praying and hoping for their son's conversion.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 11, 2025 01:41 PM (tOcjL)

141 131 Is this the wife he cheated on with Sarah Silverman, or is she a new version that he abandoned the first wife and his children for?
Posted by: LASue at November 11, 2025 01:39 PM (lCppi)


I think Silverman "came" before this wife and before the 1st wife he dumped ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2025 01:41 PM (VE6XX)

142 About half of the people in my family vote liberal. But they're not fu**ing nuts like Kimmel's wife. So, there's that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 11, 2025 01:41 PM (0Htd1)

143 How's the rack situation?
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2025 01:35 PM (wVcYX)


I assume you're asking about her breasts. I think they're about a C but I've never been great at that. So, if you're someone who requires a woman to be packing QQQQ tits, she's flat.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 11, 2025 01:41 PM (ExV1e)

144 This is just sad. I understand there are people who don’t agree with me politically. I can still be friendly, polite, and hold a conversation with them. We can talk about baking, a new dinner recipe, taking a pottery class, trying out a new restaurant, please dear heavens, do not bring super low rise jeans back, so many things we can discuss and enjoy outside of politics.

Posted by: Piper at November 11, 2025 01:41 PM (pZEOD)

145 126 What makes her think she and Jimmy "flipped" her parents' votes the second time? They told her that to shut her up, guaranteed.
Posted by: huerfano at November 11, 2025 01:39 PM (98kQX)

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100%

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 11, 2025 01:42 PM (PMtkd)

146 What makes her think she and Jimmy "flipped" her parents' votes the second time? They told her that to shut her up, guaranteed.
Posted by: huerfano at November 11, 2025 01:39 PM (98kQX)

He's got a shedload of money.

I hope they got some of it.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2025 01:42 PM (3ZJBr)

147 I literally don't give a shit about my relatives political views, nor do I ask about them, nor do they ask about mine.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 11, 2025 01:43 PM (gDhA9)

148 So, if you're someone who requires a woman to be packing QQQQ tits, she's flat.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

*call me*
-- tranny Canadian shop teacher

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 01:43 PM (77rzZ)

149 There really is help for all these disorders.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 11, 2025 01:31 PM (YlWIZ)

Electro-shock therapy
Thorazine

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2025 01:43 PM (wVcYX)

150 61 55- it would be interesting to see the left’s pivot if Jeb somehow got the nomination. How long before he’s Hitler and worse than Trump?
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2025 01:30 PM (hlNLQ)

Not long, McCain was the left's favorite, back in 2000 they were all wistfully wishing that he had been the nominee instead of Bush, who was Hitler before Trump.. They spent 7 or 8 years kissing his ass, and IIRC it was the day after super Tuesday in 2008, or whatever day McCain secured the nomination that Rush Limbaugh spent the first hour of his show a New York Times article that had done the 180 pivot on McCain.

Then Romney was really Hitler this time, trust me!

And then Trump was and is Hitler, which I know we said last time, but this time it's rlly RLLY true!

And if its Vance, or Rubio or Desantis or even Jeb, it will be Serious You Guys, Trump was bad but he was like a loose cannon, Vance/Rubio/Desantis is more organized and disciplined and therefore more dangerous!

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 11, 2025 01:43 PM (6RyaQ)

151 She seems nice.

Posted by: That guy who thinks people.seem nice at November 11, 2025 01:44 PM (x7EH8)

152 This is just sad. I understand there are people who don’t agree with me politically. I can still be friendly, polite, and hold a conversation with them. We can talk about baking, a new dinner recipe, taking a pottery class, trying out a new restaurant, please dear heavens, do not bring super low rise jeans back, so many things we can discuss and enjoy outside of politics.
Posted by: Piper

Then somebody disses kale, and everything goes sideways.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 01:44 PM (77rzZ)

153 149 There really is help for all these disorders.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 11, 2025 01:31 PM (YlWIZ)

Electro-shock therapy
Thorazine
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2025 01:43 PM (wVcYX)

Lobotomies ? Where's Nurse ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2025 01:44 PM (VE6XX)

154 143 How's the rack situation?
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2025 01:35 PM (wVcYX)

I assume you're asking about her breasts. I think they're about a C but I've never been great at that. So, if you're someone who requires a woman to be packing QQQQ tits, she's flat.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 11, 2025 01:41 PM (ExV1e)

*sobs*

Posted by: Dolly Parton at November 11, 2025 01:44 PM (0CU3H)

155 OT: I'd like to thank all the businesses honoring vets today. Especially this year and in NoVa, when times are probably pretty rough.

Special shout out to PF Chang's who was so great with my food allergies and my food at lunch. I'm always a little leery eating any of the restaurant free meal deals (but gave them a shot b/c the boys wanted Chinese) b/c busy kitchens make for bad allergy kitchens, but they were great, bringing me a printed out menu with exactly just the foods I could eat and delivering my food in a slightly differently colored plate (genius for allergies).

Posted by: Nova Local at November 11, 2025 01:44 PM (tOcjL)

156 What makes her think she and Jimmy "flipped" her parents' votes the second time? They told her that to shut her up, guaranteed.
Posted by: huerfano at November 11, 2025 01:39 PM (98kQX)

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100%
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 11, 2025 01:42 PM (PMtkd)

And that's another telltale sign of the narcissist. It's not just about what I believe, I have to try to convince you everyone agrees with me.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2025 01:44 PM (3ZJBr)

157 Holy cow.

Brand New Bridge in China Collapses Months After Opening
A newly built bridge in China’s southwestern Sichuan province collapsed just months after opening following a series of warnings about cracks and shifting ground nearby. The 758-meter-long Hongqi Bridge, part of a national highway linking China’s interior to Tibet, was closed to traffic on Monday after police in the city of Maerkang noticed cracks forming on slopes and roads near the site. Authorities said terrain on a nearby mountain had begun to shift, prompting the closure. By Tuesday, the situation had deteriorated. Landslides tore through the area, triggering the collapse of the bridge’s approach and roadbed, according to a statement from the local government. No injuries or deaths were reported, though the collapse is a major embarrassment for Sichuan Road & Bridge Group, the state-backed contractor that celebrated the project’s completion in a promotional video earlier this year.

https://tinyurl.com/2d5ezhcj

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2025 01:44 PM (P58QN)

158 People used to wear straw hats.

Doesn't mean it was a good idea.
Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 01:41 PM (aTgV0)

Susquehanna Hats?!? Slowly I turned, step by step . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2025 01:45 PM (wVcYX)

159 >>I literally don't give a shit about my relatives political views, nor do I ask about them, nor do they ask about mine.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 11, 2025 01:43 PM

Yes. We talk about other things when we get together. We've gotten to the age when it's about who died.

Posted by: huerfano at November 11, 2025 01:45 PM (98kQX)

160 The left believes the only thing stopping Utopia are bad people thinking bad thoughts. And if we could either get rid of them, or at least make them think correctly we could have literal heaven on earth.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2025 01:39 PM (sKqQm)


Because some of them understand that the fallen world is not perfectible and this provides them a means for control. It's obvious that someone wasn't thinking the right thoughts. Someone was being a wrecker, a kulak, a saboteur. The secret police will have to ferret out those people.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 11, 2025 01:45 PM (ExV1e)

161 "We Can Do Hard Things" podcast.
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The hardest thing anyone on that podcast has done was less than 6 inches long and flaccid within 2 minutes.

So tired of all this girl-boss BS acting like talking is difficult work.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 11, 2025 01:45 PM (HXT0k)

162 Speaking of jeans...are skinny jeans finally done?

That was an awful 25 year trend.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 01:46 PM (aTgV0)

163 So, if you're someone who requires a woman to be packing QQQQ tits, she's flat.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


I've seen one breast. Now I want to see them all.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2025 01:46 PM (P58QN)

164 This is the rule not the exception with a certain segment of the population. Those exact sentiments have been expressed by one of my relative's women's study feminist wife. She's disowned most of her own family and a bunch of his. I have avoided excommunication thus far, but damn, is that really how you want to go through life?

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 11, 2025 01:46 PM (MZ+PY)

165 Yes. We talk about other things when we get together. We've gotten to the age when it's about who died.
Posted by: huerfano

What meds everyone is on.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 01:46 PM (77rzZ)

166 Speaking on the "We Can Do Hard Things" podcast ...

One of those hard things would be keeping a hard thing while having sex with Molly McNearney.

Posted by: The_Hoser at November 11, 2025 01:46 PM (f4jia)

167 No one can know what goes on in a marriage, but how is it possible that Kimmel or any man could listen to that bullshit every day?

Because you know she never shuts up about it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 11, 2025 01:47 PM (PMtkd)

168 The left, and Kimmel's spouse are industrializing an insane asylum dominance mentality. They are attempting to make that psychological dementia as the norm in which, we the common sense civilization must genuflect in fealty.

Posted by: john at November 11, 2025 01:47 PM (nEWxZ)

169 Hard times makes good men and woman, good times make soft men and twats. Or something.

Posted by: connected and litigious at November 11, 2025 01:47 PM (s9EN2)

170 One of those hard things would be keeping a hard thing while having sex with Molly McNearney.
Posted by: The_Hoser at November 11, 2025 01:46 PM (f4jia)

Just put a bag over her head and tape over her mouth

Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2025 01:47 PM (VE6XX)

171 but damn, is that really how you want to go through life?

especially when the tribe they choose is the most narcissistic, selfish and VERY unlikely to lend a hand when one finds themselves in a jam

Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2025 01:48 PM (dCxaZ)

172 >>What meds everyone is on.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 01:46 PM

Which doctor are you seeing for your macular degeneration and who did your cataract surgery?

Posted by: huerfano at November 11, 2025 01:48 PM (98kQX)

173 A lobotomy is a form of acupuncture when the application of sharpened knitting needles isn't enough.

Posted by: mrp at November 11, 2025 01:48 PM (rj6Yv)

174 And that's another telltale sign of the narcissist. It's not just about what I believe, I have to try to convince you everyone agrees with me.


sure, because She Is Never Wrong

hey guys! just a quick pop in to say, this chick is nasty and off her meds!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 11, 2025 01:48 PM (emBoF)

175 lol, but Donna? Really?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2025 01:48 PM (hlNLQ)

176 These rage Karens will detest and always be ready to erupt in anger at any conservative politician. They did at Bush and will at Vance, but to a lesser extent than Trump.

Trump is a provocateur, he enjoys poking the bear, and never misses an opportunity to strike back at someone who takes a shot at him. I believe Vance is savvy enough to pick his targets and use humor to "Shush, now..." the Karens and subtly humiliate the Bernies of the left.

Posted by: RM at November 11, 2025 01:48 PM (n/1Oj)

177
Our daughter is fucking crazy. She has bought into all the crazy socialist shit. She wasn't raised like that.

She lives in Boulder CO so that does explain some of her craziness.

Thankfully she doesn't ask us for money to support her wacko lifestyle. She did ask us a few months ago if would take her dog. That we did. The dog is a blessing and doesn't curse us out for being conservative. As long as the dog is fed, she's good, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at November 11, 2025 01:48 PM (3ek7K)

178 144 This is just sad. I understand there are people who don’t agree with me politically. I can still be friendly, polite, and hold a conversation with them. We can talk about baking, a new dinner recipe, taking a pottery class, trying out a new restaurant, please dear heavens, do not bring super low rise jeans back, so many things we can discuss and enjoy outside of politics.
Posted by: Piper at November 11, 2025 01:41 PM (pZEOD)

To the hard core Leftists, Politics is their One True Religion, and they go after it like the most insufferable True Believers for anything that you have ever known. Their self identity cannot withstand the burden of seeing or talking to anyone who thinks differently, so they react with rage and insanity whenever they are confronted with it.

I'd like to take them and put them in a Clockwork Orange type chair with the eyes wide open and make them watch 48 hours straight of Donald Trump talking and dancing, while giving them intravenous stimulants so they don't miss one minute of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2025 01:48 PM (uWKK8)

179 Hard times makes good men and woman, good times make soft men and twats. Or something.

I make a distinction between twattery and c.u.ntery

Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2025 01:49 PM (dCxaZ)

180 161 "We Can Do Hard Things" podcast.


aw it's cute when they try "adulting"

(and fail)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 11, 2025 01:49 PM (emBoF)

181 People who do not love their families more than politics baffle me.
Posted by: huerfano at November 11, 2025 01:20 PM (98kQX)

Sometimes the families were comprised of raging unlovable assholes without politics being much of
a consideration at all, but this is next-level.

Posted by: Some families suck ass at November 11, 2025 01:49 PM (TbWk/)

182 >>>Participation Trophy Wife.

Perfect!

Posted by: Ace at November 11, 2025 01:49 PM (1wjle)

183 The left, and Kimmel's spouse are industrializing an insane asylum dominance mentality. They are attempting to make that psychological dementia as the norm in which, we the common sense civilization must genuflect in fealty.
Posted by: john at November 11, 2025 01:47 PM (nEWxZ)

Like, communism?

Posted by: mrp at November 11, 2025 01:50 PM (rj6Yv)

184 I'm fortunate that all my siblings and spouses conservative. My parents were too. Although, we had concerns about the oldest sibling for awhile. When we get together or talk on the phone politics rarely get brought up.

Daughter is now in the conservative camp after having the Grandkids. Son-in-law is also conservative.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 11, 2025 01:50 PM (0714D)

185 McNearney is example no. 6.02 x 10^23 that universalists are lunatics.

Posted by: Oglebay at November 11, 2025 01:50 PM (GPa4z)

186 No one can know what goes on in a marriage, but how is it possible that Kimmel or any man could listen to that bullshit every day?

Because you know she never shuts up about it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 11, 2025 01:47 PM (PMtkd)


Now you know why he's always sobbing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 11, 2025 01:50 PM (ExV1e)

187
https://tinyurl.com/2d5ezhcj
Posted by: rickb223

==============

Wow. Good to know that the Chinese also refurbished the Oakland Bay Bridge at Governor Brown's insistence, coming in behind schedule and over budget, and with Berkeley structural engineering professor Abolhasaan Astaneh-Asi stating that it's not safe and personally refusing to use it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 01:50 PM (0lgzA)

188 Again, who are the retard looking hosts of this podcast?

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 11, 2025 01:51 PM (PMtkd)

189 ">>>Participation Trophy Wife.

Perfect!
Posted by: Ace "


HAH. This place nails it sometimes!

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 01:51 PM (aTgV0)

190
She says this is not about "Democrat versus Republican" but about "family values" as she freely admits -- brags, actually -- about "having lost relationships with members of my family"




Nothing says "family values" like her husband Jimmy tossing his chunky first wife and kids to the curb so that he could dork Sarah Silverman in her squeekhole just when he started making bigger paychecks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 11, 2025 01:51 PM (y9nCu)

191 185- missed sock opportunity as “Avogadro”

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2025 01:51 PM (hlNLQ)

192 Things change - you always have a son. Some women have become saints from the Catholic Church b/c even when times were darkest, they never gave up praying and hoping for their son's conversion.
Posted by: Nova Local
***
Thanks Nova, but he is no longer part of our family. Its expressly written in our will that he not even be notified. Our daughters despise him for what he put us through, not speaking to us, not coming to his grandfather's memorial or even coming to see him when we asked while he was ill. Maybe one day they'll realize how stupid they were over politics and realize what really matters.

Posted by: Megthered at November 11, 2025 01:51 PM (pqOPz)

193 157. https://tinyurl.com/2d5ezhcj
Posted by: rickb223

Is that the one with the waterfall? Is so, failure should be no surprise.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 11, 2025 01:51 PM (NFX2v)

194 tangentially related but Adam C has been going OFF about his first wife on X the past few weeks

I guess she came out with a bunch of nasty lies about him he feels like he should refute.

poor guy. she was another piece of work!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 11, 2025 01:52 PM (emBoF)

195 "We Can Do Hard Things" podcast.
---
Not "we will do hard things"

Can, not "will"

Like I can go to the Moon. I can be a rock star. I can climb Mt. Everest.

Not will.

Endless affirmations as a substitute for accomplishments.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 11, 2025 01:52 PM (HXT0k)

196 I'd like to take them and put them in a Clockwork Orange type chair with the eyes wide open and make them watch 48 hours straight of Donald Trump talking and dancing, while giving them intravenous stimulants so they don't miss one minute of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2025 01:48 PM (uWKK

There's this scene in "Serenity" when Mal pins the Operator to a railing and then drops the DVD thing into the player ...

Posted by: mrp at November 11, 2025 01:52 PM (rj6Yv)

197 I'm guessing this bitch is a big consumer of those articles telling libs how to talk to their conservative relatives at the holidays.

And if those relatives go to their place, they'd probably be best to feed themselves.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 11, 2025 01:52 PM (Sco7b)

198
"Jimmy Kimmel's Whatever-the-Opposite-of-a-Trophy-Wife is..."

A Participation Trophy Wife.

Posted by: zombie

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lol that's it!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 01:53 PM (0lgzA)

199 "We are members of the resistance. Every night we huddle in the basement, listening to the BBC, waiting on word about the length of John's mustache. When we get that, it's go time! Until then,we get the truth about Trump on the BBC."

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 11, 2025 01:53 PM (gm9Sb)

200 Scratch-n-Dent, Seconds, Imperfect, Gradeouts, Returns, Final Clearance Wife

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2025 01:53 PM (wVcYX)

201 https://tinyurl.com/2d5ezhcj
Posted by: rickb223


Sounds like that "female-led" firm that designed and built the collapsing bridge in Florida.

Posted by: The future of failure is female! at November 11, 2025 01:53 PM (TbWk/)

202 Leftism and Jihadism are the same ism practically speaking.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 11, 2025 01:54 PM (67pTo)

203 Meg- I heard Jordan Peterson once say that anger is like holding a hot coal in your hand and expecting it to burn them. Forgiveness is better for you and your health, physical and emotional.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2025 01:54 PM (hlNLQ)

204 I wonder if anyone has looked her in the eye and said, "Would you PLEASE STFU." "By the way, pass the dinner rolls."

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 11, 2025 01:54 PM (PMtkd)

205 Shockingly, I don't blame her for backing her husband's show because it's their bread and butter.

If she believes being a Democrat whackadoo helps her and her husband make a living, then she should do that.

But it's stupid to believe that if other people vote Republican, that puts her husband's show in danger.

Her husband's show is in danger because he sucks. Having Trump in office would be awesome for Kimmel as an anti-Trump comedian, if he were, you know, funny.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 11, 2025 01:54 PM (GD2xa)

206 Jimmy Kimmel's Nasty Mentally-Unstable Whore-Wife.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 11, 2025 01:17 PM (ExV1e)

How's the rack situation?
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2025 01:35 PM (wVcYX)

And how much does it bear on the whore part of the story? This was not investigated very throughly in your piece and we shall have to talk to your ike turner like manager, young ace!

So, Garrett, what gives? Does this bitch need to be slapped around to act right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 11, 2025 01:54 PM (FPBvm)

207 I am going to hell for that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 11, 2025 01:55 PM (FPBvm)

208 >>She lives in Boulder CO so that does explain some of her craziness.

Posted by: four seasons at November 11, 2025 01:48 PM

I think Boulder is a hellmouth.

Posted by: huerfano at November 11, 2025 01:55 PM (98kQX)

209

Our daughter is so screwed in the head she hasn't met her four nephews and nieces. You see, they might be tainted by our conservatism.

It's her loss.

Posted by: four seasons at November 11, 2025 01:55 PM (3ek7K)

210 The lack of impulse control is a side effect of psych meds. Shes taking everything in the medicine cabinet twice a day and washing it down with box wine.

Posted by: Obvs. at November 11, 2025 01:55 PM (s+QZn)

211 191 185- missed sock opportunity as “Avogadro”
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2025 01:51 PM (hlNLQ)

Damn stupid lazy generation can't afford houses because they spend all their money on Avogadro toast.

Posted by: Boomer crossing streams at November 11, 2025 01:55 PM (TbWk/)

212 "We are members of the resistance. Every night we huddle in the basement, listening to the BBC, waiting on word about the length of John's mustache. When we get that, it's go time! Until then,we get the truth about Trump on the BBC."
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 11, 2025 01:53 PM (gm9Sb)


This is obviously bullshit. No way the resistance would care about the mustache of someone with a cis-normative name like 'John'.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 11, 2025 01:55 PM (ExV1e)

213 I always thought that 6.02 x 10^23 was an excessively large unit for measuring avocadoes. I mean, that's A LOT of avocadoes. Maybe go back to measuring them in pounds or something?

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 01:55 PM (77rzZ)

214 A quick Google search says that:

In 2023, 15.3% of adult women took prescription medication for depression.

I find that a bit low.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 11, 2025 01:56 PM (PMtkd)

215 213 I always thought that 6.02 x 10^23 was an excessively large unit for measuring avocadoes. I mean, that's A LOT of avocadoes. Maybe go back to measuring them in pounds or something?

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 01:55 PM (77rzZ)

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A good avocado is equal to 1/10 of a badger.

Anything but the metric system.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 11, 2025 01:57 PM (GBKbO)

216 I HAVE GIVEN YOU ALL A TEN ITEM NUMBERED LIST AND YET YOU PERSIST IN YOUR INSOLANCE. I HAVE BEEN TO NEW YORK CITY AND EATEN AUTHENTIC SPICY INDIAN FOOD YOU BACKWARDS CLODS. WHY WILL YOU NOT DO THE KIND AND RATIONAL THING AND VOTE FOR THE CALIFORNIA DEMOCRATIC PARTY PASSAROUND SCREWHOLE AND THE ELMER FUDD GUY WHO CURSES WHICH SHOWS HIS AUTHENTICITY. HE HAS A GUN AND WEARS AN ORANGE HAT I WOULD THINK YOU IDIOTS WOULD LIKE HIM FOR THAT. I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD VOTE FOR A LITERAL RUSSIAN SPY AND A LITERAL NAZI.

Posted by: MOLLY at November 11, 2025 01:57 PM (lYOMi)

217 194- I’d say that’s what she wants, he’s better off ignoring her, reacting just says you can still affect me. Mine makes crazy tik toks that people invariably send me, but I don’t care and don’t watch.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2025 01:57 PM (hlNLQ)

218 As I have mentioned before, we have no contact with our son and his wife because we voted for Trump in his first term. They were rabid Hillary supporters and hated that we voted for him. They also don't speak to his sisters, because, we don't know why. I tell people now I only have 2 daughters, no son. Its been 9 years so I don't think its going to change.
Posted by: Megthered at November 11, 2025 01:33 PM (pqOPz)

Same as my daughter, although she's never been able or willing to confront me.

She never even showed up at her brother's memorial service. Nor her grandmother's.
Posted by: BurtTC

We too are in this club. We kindly didn’t get ugly when Biden was in office, nor during covid stuff and mostly talked about their kids etc. However, this second Trump go around, they lost it. We would never speak to our parents like they did. And we are supposed to apologize? Sigh. We are saddest that we have no idea how the grandkids are doing. We send them cards and birthday etc but have no real contact. It saddens us and unfortunate there are so many of us going through a version of this.

Posted by: Hyacinth at November 11, 2025 01:57 PM (ryp7h)

219 A good avocado is equal to 1/10 of a badger.

Anything but the metric system.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 11, 2025 01:57 PM (GBKbO)

And about 30 mushroom-weight.

Posted by: Don't even ask about the snake at November 11, 2025 01:58 PM (TbWk/)

220 People who do not love their families more than politics baffle me.
Posted by: huerfano at November 11, 2025 01:20 PM (98kQX)

Sometimes the families were comprised of raging unlovable assholes without politics being much of
a consideration at all, but this is next-level.
Posted by: Some families suck ass


I have cousins who continually blow my mind.

"How did you become such a flaming liberal? I know your parents. I KNOW how you were raised. WTF happened???"

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2025 01:58 PM (P58QN)

221 134 As I have mentioned before, we have no contact with our son and his wife because we voted for Trump in his first term. They were rabid Hillary supporters and hated that we voted for him. They also don't speak to his sisters, because, we don't know why. I tell people now I only have 2 daughters, no son. Its been 9 years so I don't think its going to change.
Posted by: Megthered at November 11, 2025 01:33 PM (pqOPz)

Same as my daughter, although she's never been able or willing to confront me.

She never even showed up at her brother's memorial service. Nor her grandmother's.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2025 01:40 PM (3ZJBr)

I am so sorry, this is truly heartbreaking. I will pray for everyone involved. While your estranged children may not feel it yet, or at least admit it, there is a loss for everyone. I hope they figure out how important it is for them to fix it before it really is too late.

Posted by: Piper at November 11, 2025 01:58 PM (pZEOD)

222 10 This won’t end with Trump. It will transfer to whomever the next Republican candidate is.
Posted by: Marcus T


Yeah, these same people were nasty about McCain and that prissy Romney.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 11, 2025 01:58 PM (0Htd1)

223 She admits she is "angry all the time" and understands that this "isn't healthy, at all"

Tell me more. How does that make you feel?

Posted by: ChatGPT, Gateway to Euthanasia at November 11, 2025 01:59 PM (EWq0C)

224

Also, it is wonderful the couple of times daughter says she is flying in to visit us. We drive two hours to pick her up from the airport and she doesn't show.

She decided she just can't be around us because we voted for Trump.

Assholes gonna be assholes.

Posted by: four seasons at November 11, 2025 01:59 PM (3ek7K)

225 don't all these people who are disowning their families over Trump understand that they are cutting off the property-owning and rich members of the tribe?

Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2025 01:59 PM (dCxaZ)

226
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 11, 2025 01:54 PM (GD2xa)

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I've got that podcast open in another tab and the WHOLE THING (I'm up to 43 minutes so far) is about him getting temporarily canceled. Them telling their kids. Them dealing with all the implications. Their emotions. Their fears for what it means. The cancelation's connection to our national destiny. Their inability to comprehend how such things happen.

And to think, they're collaborating on a comedy show that you watch at the end of the day to wind down.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 02:00 PM (0lgzA)

227 Meh, she has an irreversible case of tarditis.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at November 11, 2025 02:00 PM (qZdIZ)

228
Anything but the metric system.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at November 11, 2025 01:57 PM (GBKbO)



Only pansy-assed Eurotrash use the metric system.

The one exception to this rule is the use of the metric system for munitions.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 11, 2025 02:00 PM (y9nCu)

229 Is there actual proof that Donald Trump actually intervened with ABC for get Jimmy Kimmel suspended ?

Posted by: SMOD at November 11, 2025 02:00 PM (RHGPo)

230 Didn't Kimmel cheat on his wife with an actress, or was that some other interchangeable leftist on television?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 11, 2025 02:00 PM (BRbc4)

231 Just before Trump won, the third time I mean, my stepmom started posting some militant trans garbage. Never promoting violence though. Just the same ol "you people..." Nonsense and holier than thou attitude. Then came the Kirk shooting and wouldn't you know it, she immediately started posting the typical leftist "killing a racist isn't a bad thing"

Immediately unfriended and blocked. Called up the old man and explained the situation. He has a very young business that is starting to take off. Guess who he told to stop posting hateful garbage on Facebook? She's on reddit now... Of course

Posted by: Melodicmetal at November 11, 2025 02:00 PM (61TgR)

232 In 2023, 15.3% of adult women took prescription medication for depression.

I find that a bit low.


Pretty much every metric of female happiness has cratered as 2nd generation and on feminism have become dominant. It is...fascinating.

One thing the left absolutely refuses to consider is "if you find yourself in a hole, first stop digging" and feminism is a great example of this.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2025 02:00 PM (sKqQm)

233 This sounds so much like my daughter's when they were 8 years old.

Give me what I want or I will hate you.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 11, 2025 02:00 PM (8yx7s)

234 Trump paid the Cleveland pitchers to rig games. Impeach now!

Molly

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 11, 2025 02:01 PM (gm9Sb)

235 134 As I have mentioned before, we have no contact with our son and his wife because we voted for Trump in his first term. They were rabid Hillary supporters and hated that we voted for him. They also don't speak to his sisters, because, we don't know why. I tell people now I only have 2 daughters, no son. Its been 9 years so I don't think its going to change.
Posted by: Megthered at November 11, 2025 01:33 PM (pqOPz)

Same as my daughter, although she's never been able or willing to confront me.

She never even showed up at her brother's memorial service. Nor her grandmother's.
Posted by: BurtTC

Same with one of mine.

But it gets even better. It reminded me recently via text if any money could ever been going its way upon my passing, it could be left to the grandchildren instead.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 11, 2025 02:01 PM (NFX2v)

236 I'd like to take them and put them in a Clockwork Orange type chair with the eyes wide open and make them watch 48 hours straight of Donald Trump talking and dancing, while giving them intravenous stimulants so they don't miss one minute of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo

--------------

This is cruel, unnecessary, and expensive.

Just rig up a dog collar and shock them if they ever close their eyes. Much better.

Posted by: Paulie at November 11, 2025 02:01 PM (eHquX)

237 227- nothing wrong with that- she can be an airline pilot.

Posted by: Dr. Lexus at November 11, 2025 02:01 PM (hlNLQ)

238
I have cousins who continually blow my mind.

"How did you become such a flaming liberal? I know your parents. I KNOW how you were raised. WTF happened???"
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2025 01:58 PM (P58QN)

Oddly I have an inverse situation with my cousin and uncle. Cousin (Gen X) is somewhere to the right of Genghis Khan. Uncle (Boomer) has raging TDS and believes everything the MSNBC tells him.

Posted by: Sometimes there's just no telling at November 11, 2025 02:01 PM (TbWk/)

239 Is there actual proof that Donald Trump actually intervened with ABC to get Jimmy Kimmel suspended ?

... or is this just Jimmy Kimmel "comfort thinking"

Posted by: SMOD at November 11, 2025 02:01 PM (RHGPo)

240 Also, it is wonderful the couple of times daughter says she is flying in to visit us. We drive two hours to pick her up from the airport and she doesn't show.

She decided she just can't be around us because we voted for Trump.

Posted by: four seasons

So, she makes you drive a total of four hours and release all that carbon into the atmosphere? Wow, she's a planet-killer to boot. Hope you got your carbon credits in order.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2025 02:02 PM (77rzZ)

241 Meg- I heard Jordan Peterson once say that anger is like holding a hot coal in your hand and expecting it to burn them. Forgiveness is better for you and your health, physical and emotional.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November
***
We're not angry any more. We're sad for them, they have missed so much. But I will never forgive him for breaking my father's, his grandfather's heart. The man totally adored him, and our son turned his back on him because he was in our home, in hospice, and we might encounter each other. He said we were Nazis.

Posted by: Megthered at November 11, 2025 02:02 PM (pqOPz)

242 This also helps to explain Kimmels unfunny monologues.

He can be funny or try to keep this subhuman scrunt happy for a few hours until the booze kicks in.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 11, 2025 02:02 PM (Sco7b)

243
This won’t end with Trump. It will transfer to whomever the next Republican candidate is.
Posted by: Marcus T

Yeah, these same people were nasty about McCain and that prissy Romney.
Posted by: nerdygirl

===============

And to think, they thought those utter wusses were dangerous sadistic violence-steeped comic book demons.

Vance and Rubio* will make them long for the day.

*maybe Tulsi

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 02:02 PM (0lgzA)

244 If Trump were to come out and say he was AGAINST the bill, would all the rage infused Democrats turn around and become FOR the bill?

Posted by: torabora at November 11, 2025 02:02 PM (7xKra)

245 because almost all of the expErTs we should all TrUsT are all suffering from the same ten-year-nervous breakdown and insisting that it's perfectly normal.
---------
I think there is terminology for this. Parallel Crisis or Parallel Process - something along those lines. Where the therapists begin to take on the neurosis and behavior of the client.

Posted by: scampydog at November 11, 2025 02:02 PM (2bFN5)

246 there actual proof that Donald Trump actually intervened with ABC for get Jimmy Kimmel suspended ?

Since when has proof ever been required to support a progressive belief.

Remember, COVID came from dead bats having sex with wet monkeys or something.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 11, 2025 02:02 PM (8yx7s)

247 There is always an eccentric. In any group of humans of size the eccentric numbers about 33%. As long as the appeal of that eccentric remains within that eccentric it is of no concern. Addressing it only brings it into prominence.

But when the eccentric appeals to the norm it should be identified as such and discredited. Otherwise it will metastasize.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 11, 2025 02:03 PM (X/Ypk)

248 Moneyball predicted this.

"What [Trump is] threatening is their livelihoods...the way that they do things. And every time that that happens...the people who are holding the reins, their hands on the switch, they go bat shit crazy."
https://t.co/MC6cm5wTGV?t=163

Posted by: Gepid at November 11, 2025 02:03 PM (oiYMF)

249 "How did you become such a flaming liberal? I know your parents. I KNOW how you were raised. WTF happened???"
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2025 01:58 PM (P58QN)


Kale. Not even once. Teach your children.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 11, 2025 02:03 PM (ExV1e)

250 224

Also, it is wonderful the couple of times daughter says she is flying in to visit us. We drive two hours to pick her up from the airport and she doesn't show.

She decided she just can't be around us because we voted for Trump.

Assholes gonna be assholes.

Posted by: four seasons at November 11, 2025 01:59 PM (3ek7K)

Next time, offer to foot the Uber when she arrives...so, she can't get joy out of screwing you.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 11, 2025 02:03 PM (tOcjL)

251
If Trump were to come out and say he was AGAINST the bill, would all the rage infused Democrats turn around and become FOR the bill?
Posted by: torabora

==============

That numbskull Angus King (as shown in last thread) literally said the Dems' goal was "to stand up to Trump," so, Sure! Trump should float the idea of giving them a raise...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 02:04 PM (0lgzA)

252 Wife was a nurse back in 2020 and the stepmom wagged her finger and said to my wife "I am surprised at you!! You of ALL PEOPLE should know the dangers...".

My wife basically said get bent, I'm the one with education in the medical field.

Years and years of "Handmaid's" tale "break the patriarchy" horseshit all while her MAGA husband carted her through life without ever having to worry about thing one.

I do miss her, sometimes.

Posted by: Melodicmetal at November 11, 2025 02:04 PM (61TgR)

253 I've lost many relationships past several ears over politics, even before Trump arrived on the scene. Despite the fact that I rarely bring up politics unless asked and never go on rants or scold people and have sat through endless left wing commentary/snide remarks. In each and very case it was my leftist friend/family member that ended the relationship, or just stopped returning call/emails. Every single one.

But I am supposedly the cultist fanatic.

Posted by: Ripley at November 11, 2025 02:04 PM (GUOwU)

254 I occasionally look up young female actresses, singers and influencers when I don't know who they are. 90% + of them talk about their variety of struggles with various mental illnesses. A combination of leftist teachers, idiot parents and Big Pharma are the cause

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 11, 2025 02:04 PM (bfwj/)

255 Mental illness is a sad thing.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 11, 2025 02:05 PM (jc0TO)

256 What happened to "forcing the family dinner table into difficult conversations" to "own the cons" because they were gonna win forever and it was time to torture their extended family? Those were fun days for leftards, weren't they.

Posted by: ... at November 11, 2025 02:05 PM (E0p3T)

257 254 You left out Ernest and Julio Gallo.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 11, 2025 02:05 PM (gm9Sb)

258 >>>Remember, COVID came from dead bats having sex with wet monkeys or something.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life
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No. Monkeys at the infected bats and then the Chinese had sex
with the monkeys the spread it amongst themselves.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 11, 2025 02:05 PM (X/Ypk)

259 Amazingly, if Grok is to be believed, Molly went to an all-girls Catholic high school in St. Louis and then to the University of Kansas.

I always wonder when the screws came loose in someone like this, and I assume, for Molly, moving to California was the defining moment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 11, 2025 02:05 PM (f7c5w)

260 I only have one crazy leftist family member, my brother and his wife, when he starts in, I simply tell him to stop and I don't want to talk politics, there is no point and the only thing that would come of it is unpleasantness.

It works like a charm.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 11, 2025 02:05 PM (67pTo)

261 256 What happened to "forcing the family dinner table into difficult conversations" to "own the cons" because they were gonna win forever and it was time to torture their extended family? Those were fun days for leftards, weren't they.
Posted by: ... at November 11, 2025 02:05 PM (E0p3T)

Wearing footy jammies and fag glasses and talking to your family about Obamacare

Posted by: Oh God that was just awful at November 11, 2025 02:06 PM (TbWk/)

262 Jimmy reaps what he sows

Posted by: La La Looney Land at November 11, 2025 02:06 PM (QjBbY)

263 256 What happened to "forcing the family dinner table into difficult conversations" to "own the cons" because they were gonna win forever and it was time to torture their extended family? Those were fun days for leftards, weren't they.
Posted by: ...

Their trans, furry children wouldn't participate.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 11, 2025 02:07 PM (NFX2v)

264 214 A quick Google search says that:

In 2023, 15.3% of adult women took prescription medication for depression.

I find that a bit low.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 11, 2025 01:56 PM (PMtkd)

They classify Depression and Anxiety as two different things... but both get medicated.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 11, 2025 02:07 PM (mP0Kj)

265 As I've said, if Trump went on television and said "I sincerely hope that Democrats don't commit suicide, because that would be terrible and it would make me sad" 90% of them would be dead the next morning...just to show 'em.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 11, 2025 02:08 PM (CHHv1)

266 One thing the left absolutely refuses to consider is "if you find yourself in a hole, first stop digging" and feminism is a great example of this.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2025 02:00 PM (sKqQm)
****
I've got crack cocaine booze guns. They fall over each other trying to get in my cheap hotel rooms.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 11, 2025 02:08 PM (7xKra)

267 241- I get that- I was much more able to cope with my ex’s abandonment of me than of our disabled son and our youngest, who suffered through two psychiatric hospitalizations. It seemed “unforgivable” and it was very difficult to not see it that way, but there’s this guy, He dindu nuffin (really) and they hung Him on a cross for it, but really for me, and her, and you, and even your son. So, truth is nothing is unforgivable, and honestly we’re not really the one’s sinned against, and the Guy who is, arranged payment for all of us.

Posted by: Dr. Lexus at November 11, 2025 02:08 PM (hlNLQ)

268 I occasionally look up young female actresses, singers and influencers when I don't know who they are. 90% + of them talk about their variety of struggles with various mental illnesses. A combination of leftist teachers, idiot parents and Big Pharma are the cause
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 11, 2025 02:04 PM (bfwj/)


The fact that most of the were/are penile pin cushions probably doesn't help.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 11, 2025 02:08 PM (ExV1e)

269 I have one single individual in my family who is unabashedly Liberal with a capital "L". We're talkin someone who flew to Seattle to have her first child because the midwife (yes, she used a midwife) there had a very will "respected" Crystal "expert" as part of the package.

At family reunions she is convinced she can convert everyone else. And, while the rest of my relatives catch up, share laughs and great food, she makes her rounds trying to convince everyone they need to change their wasteful, bigoted and selfish ways. To my relatives it is endearing to some extent. Entertaining, surly. And, people go out of their way to give her full attention and respect despite her...well...annoying stupidity. Some of my cousins even have fun with it and show up wearing Che' T-shirts and other garb reflecting stereotypical liberal behavior.

My point is that there is certainly a difference between how Conservatives treat Liberals. And, the opposite. They are singularly focused on themselves, and if you are not just like them, you are wrong.

Posted by: Orson at November 11, 2025 02:08 PM (dIske)

270 Jimmy reaps what he sows

==

Hoist with his own petard!

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2025 02:09 PM (g47mK)

271 My rabid Trump-hating relatives bought a really really expensive bottle of whiskey to open when Trump dies. I'd say it's 50/50 they go before him, but in any event, I'm trying to stay on their good side, just in case...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 11, 2025 02:09 PM (MZ+PY)

272 Whoops, forgot to take my sock off

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2025 02:09 PM (hlNLQ)

273 TDS, though, has an extra layer, infused with feminine energy that's fairly specifically a reaction to Trump himself. That extra layer probably won't survive Trump no longer being the center of the political universe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 11, 2025 01:32 PM (GBKbO)
==
I disagree - the TDS women in my family all think Vance is terrible - and when I ask what he did to achieve that status the response is just,"Because he doesn't care about people."

There is a strain of what I might call Bush republicanism that runs through them - which means increasingly they really don't have a party.

Posted by: Black JEM at November 11, 2025 02:09 PM (GZYu7)

274 They classify Depression and Anxiety as two different things... but both get medicated.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 11, 2025 02:07 PM (mP0Kj)


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Yes, that could account for the 30%+, I believe is more accurate.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 11, 2025 02:10 PM (PMtkd)

275 These Nantucket homeowners are giving away their $5M spread for free — but there’s a huge catch -- you have to move the home to a different location in the next 6 months

Posted by: SMOD at November 11, 2025 02:10 PM (RHGPo)

276 Grok is ghey.

Use OpenAI if you want to ask questions about shit you don't really care about!

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2025 02:10 PM (aTgV0)

277 Because her politics have become her religion
Sand it's like the political version of Islam.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2025 02:11 PM (2sfNr)

278 University of Kansas.

I always wonder when the screws came loose in someone like this, and I assume, for Molly, moving to California was the defining moment.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 11, 2025 02:05 PM (f7c5w)


KU is undoubtedly a contributing factor.

Posted by: Emmie at November 11, 2025 02:11 PM (FMtrg)

279 Old friend of mine started in on Elon Musk. When he started telling me Musk gave Ukraine Starlink so he could spy on them and tell poo Tin I hung up.

You can't entertain madness.

Posted by: torabora at November 11, 2025 02:11 PM (7xKra)

280 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 11, 2025 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

281 Speaking of nasty women ...

Attorney General Pam Bondi and FBI Director Kash Patel have produced to Congress a new cache of documents showing how Bill and Hillary Clinton's foundation collected donations from foreign and domestic interests seeking influence – raising fresh concerns that such evidence was kept from federal prosecutors who tried to investigate pay-to-play allegations against the former first family a decade ago.

Posted by: SMOD at November 11, 2025 02:12 PM (RHGPo)

282 Posted by: Ripley at November 11, 2025 02:04 PM (GUOwU)

I've distanced myself from most of the Family. I was taking care of Mom during Covid, and they did an 'intervention' to try to make me take the vaccine... because she was living with me.

Needless to say, did not work... I had already read the actual research on the Gene Therapy shot, and lack of adequate testing... so while they got heated, I got quietly adamant.

Now that EVERYTHING I said at the time, is finally getting admitted to, they wish to sweep that whole time under the rug, and ignore it.

Not happening... I may forgive, but I never forget.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 11, 2025 02:12 PM (mP0Kj)

283 Trophy wife from "Everybody Loves Raymond":

https://youtu.be/usWYn42JQBI

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 11, 2025 02:12 PM (ynpvh)

284 277- ""And" not "Sand"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2025 02:12 PM (2sfNr)

285
Don't these people have something else to talk about besides politics? I mean, I have political opinions, quite strong ones, but I wouldn't think of imposing them on innocent bystanders.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 11, 2025 02:12 PM (tgvbd)

286 I occasionally look up young female actresses, singers and influencers when I don't know who they are. 90% + of them talk about their variety of struggles with various mental illnesses. A combination of leftist teachers, idiot parents and Big Pharma are the cause
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 11, 2025 02:04 PM (bfwj/)
================
Honestly, I think California has a lot to do with it.

I went to a wedding in San Francisco this past summer where the officiant thanked his therapist for turning his own life around, and then the bride (in her damn vows) thanked her new husband for helping her see the "positive side of me".

My wife had to just about tie me to my chair, so I didn't skip out on this divorce-in-the-making.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 11, 2025 02:13 PM (f7c5w)

287
Some of my cousins even have fun with it and show up wearing Che' T-shirts and other garb reflecting stereotypical liberal behavior.

Posted by: Orson

==============

That's funny. They might also come armed with Amway brochures and cut her off by asking eagerly, "May I take you to a meeting this afternoon?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 02:13 PM (0lgzA)

288 Old friend of mine started in on Elon Musk. When he started telling me Musk gave Ukraine Starlink so he could spy on them and tell poo Tin I hung up.


One of the interesting things about leftwing conspiracy theories is they generally don't make internal sense.

Why would Musk spy on the Ukes for Putin? Well the only answer they can give you is something like, "Russia is evil, and Musk is evil, so of course Musk will help Russia because they are both evil".

That's not how evil works nor is it how conspiracies work.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2025 02:13 PM (sKqQm)

289 You can't entertain madness.
Posted by: torabora at November 11, 2025 02:11 PM (7xKra)

------

I'm trying to be compassionate while listening to the horde describe their mentally retarded relatives and the loss of loved ones from insane politics; however, I agree with you, you cannot entertain madness.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 11, 2025 02:13 PM (PMtkd)

290 That extra layer probably won't survive Trump no longer being the center of the political universe.

That's why I'm looking forward to "Trump 2028".

Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2025 02:14 PM (EWq0C)

291
Hadrian,

Their view of politics is a religion.

They won't stop trying to convert us.

Kinda like the church people who show up at your door and want to convert you to their religion.

Posted by: four seasons at November 11, 2025 02:14 PM (3ek7K)

292 I'm 100% certain that this AWFL 100% believes that Trump said Nazi's were "fine people" and that the Russians put Trump into office in 2016 and forged Hunters laptop.

Anybody that says anything opposite to the above are "insane"

Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at November 11, 2025 02:14 PM (czkmI)

293
Old friend of mine started in on Elon Musk. When he started telling me Musk gave Ukraine Starlink so he could spy on them and tell poo Tin I hung up.

__________

Sure, Putin has bought a guy whose net worth is on par with Russia's GDP.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 11, 2025 02:15 PM (tgvbd)

294 >> Molly McNearney.


He'd a done better with Molly McButter

Posted by: Paulie at November 11, 2025 02:15 PM (eHquX)

295 > Whatever-the-Opposite-of-a-Trophy-Wife

Consolation-Prize-Wife

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 11, 2025 02:15 PM (1Nv0l)

296 295 > Whatever-the-Opposite-of-a-Trophy-Wife

Consolation-Prize-Wife

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 11, 2025 02:15 PM (1Nv0l)

Nah, those are the same.

The opposite of a trophy wife is a real wife.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 11, 2025 02:16 PM (tOcjL)

297 295 > Whatever-the-Opposite-of-a-Trophy-Wife

Consolation-Prize-Wife

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 11, 2025 02:15 PM (1Nv0l)

It was a contest from Hell...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 11, 2025 02:16 PM (ynpvh)

298 After my Aunt Pat killed herself, my mother and I crossed the border everyday for 9 days to meet with my 2 aunts and 2 uncles to clear out her house. It was hell.

It was also during the Iraq war and my one aunt is crazy liberal. And I was here or at lgf before Chucky went insane.

We decided after the first meal break that politics was off the table.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 11, 2025 02:16 PM (Sco7b)

299 I saw this the other day. She looks like the quintessential Karen too.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 11, 2025 02:17 PM (1Nv0l)

300 That's funny. They might also come armed with Amway brochures and cut her off by asking eagerly, "May I take you to a meeting this afternoon?"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 02:13 PM (0lgzA)
________________________

My cousins are more warped than I am. I watched one of them take this woman over to the edge of the pavilion we were at one time and took her hand and held it out into a sunbeam. He said something like, "Check it out...the sun is hot." That was his response to her Climate Change spiel.

Posted by: Orson at November 11, 2025 02:17 PM (dIske)

301 I sheepishly admit to breaking off a friendship over politics. My friend lectured me, my wife, and our kids at some point nearly every time we got together. We thought we made a deal at one point, never to raise politics in conversation, but he broke the agreement time and again. I just couldn't stand it any longer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 11, 2025 02:17 PM (f7c5w)

302
Sure, Putin has bought a guy whose net worth is on par with Russia's GDP.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 11, 2025 02:15 PM (tgvbd)

-------

hhhahahahahaha

So plausible.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 11, 2025 02:17 PM (PMtkd)

303
Whatever-the-Opposite-of-a-Trophy-Wife is

_________

Booby-Prize Wife, but strictly speaking that describes all of them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 11, 2025 02:17 PM (tgvbd)

304 A blessing for the rest of the family. Im sure of it

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 11, 2025 02:17 PM (vTgdN)

305
Speaking of nasty women ...

Attorney General Pam Bondi and FBI Director Kash Patel have produced to Congress ...

Posted by: SMOD

===============

I'm curious how this works. DOJ gives documents to Congress so that Congress can investigate and then... make a referral to the DOJ?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2025 02:18 PM (0lgzA)

306 Nah, those are the same.

The opposite of a trophy wife is a real wife.
Posted by: Nova Local
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Well, "consolation prize" is what you get when you don't win.

Personally I feel like I got a trophy and a real wife. They're not mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 11, 2025 02:18 PM (1Nv0l)

307 301 I sheepishly admit to breaking off a friendship over politics. My friend lectured me, my wife, and our kids at some point nearly every time we got together. We thought we made a deal at one point, never to raise politics in conversation, but he broke the agreement time and again. I just couldn't stand it any longer.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 11, 2025 02:17 PM (f7c5w)

I hear ya. I didn't really break it off...more like I ghosted the other person, as why bother arguing if any time you speak is to complain about da Orange Man?

Posted by: Thrawn at November 11, 2025 02:19 PM (9Ovst)

308 I sheepishly admit to breaking off a friendship over politics. My friend lectured me, my wife, and our kids at some point nearly every time we got together. We thought we made a deal at one point, never to raise politics in conversation, but he broke the agreement time and again. I just couldn't stand it any longer.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 11, 2025 02:17 PM (f7c5w)

The sheep got notin to do with it !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 11, 2025 02:20 PM (NtVYv)

309 "I'm 100% certain that this AWFL 100% believes that Trump said Nazi's were "fine people" and that the Russians put Trump into office in 2016 and forged Hunters laptop.

Anybody that says anything opposite to the above are "insane"

Posted by: hate_the_deepstate


From my limited contact with the few remaining leftist I know I can confirm they all believe these things. And many other flat-out. easily debunked lies. I always want to grab them and scream "Can't you at least hate him for something that is true?"

Posted by: Ripley at November 11, 2025 02:20 PM (GUOwU)

310
"We Can Do Hard Things" podcast

Named from the JFK moon shot speech?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2025 02:20 PM (pkeXY)

311 Personally I feel like I got a trophy and a real wife. They're not mutually exclusive.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 11, 2025 02:18 PM (1Nv0l)

I got a rock.

Posted by: They crush you and sink you at November 11, 2025 02:20 PM (TbWk/)

312 301- boundaries aren’t boundaries if they aren’t enforced, no reason to be sheepish.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2025 02:20 PM (hlNLQ)

313 I hear ya. I didn't really break it off...more like I ghosted the other person, as why bother arguing if any time you speak is to complain about da Orange Man?
Posted by: Thrawn at November 11, 2025 02:19 PM (9Ovst)

----

I also ghosted someone. Proud? No. Am I relieved? Yes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 11, 2025 02:20 PM (PMtkd)

314 Well, "consolation prize" is what you get when you don't win.

Personally I feel like I got a trophy and a real wife. They're not mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 11, 2025 02:18 PM (1Nv0l)

You may feel that, but if you ever called your wife a trophy wife, you might have divorce papers handed to you the next day.

You can be hot and not a trophy wife. No saying wives can't have more than one asset coming into the marriage.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 11, 2025 02:21 PM (tOcjL)

315 Here's one for you Ace:
Goes to Crowder.

WOMAN GETS DUMPED AFTER DATING A DUDE FOR A DECADE, NOW SHE DEMANDS HE PAY HER FOR WASTING HER “CHILDBEARING YEARS”

One woman is now beside herself after her long-term boyfriend dumped her just as she thought they were about to start a family. She’s so baffled by this that she’s suing the man, claiming he stole her childbearing years.


https://tinyurl.com/mvpyzp9z

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2025 02:21 PM (P58QN)

316
The sheep got notin to do with it !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

_________

"Don't know about them white ones, but that black one is a lying son-of-a-bitch!" - Just the punchline

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 11, 2025 02:21 PM (tgvbd)

317 That woman is broken beyond repair. She's on the wrong medication.

She needs heavy amounts of vallum. Then an overdose of fentanyl.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 11, 2025 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

318 I feel so bad for all those whose family members have cut them off due to politics

Our family is all over the map politically, and during the coof most of them got the jab. But they didn't deny a seat at the table to anyone who was unjabbed

Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2025 02:22 PM (dCxaZ)

319 I always want to grab them and scream "Can't you at least hate him for something that is true?"
Posted by: Ripley at November 11, 2025 02:20 PM (GUOwU)


Very much this.

Posted by: Emmie at November 11, 2025 02:22 PM (FMtrg)

320 Nood Pardons

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 11, 2025 02:23 PM (zjgNU)

321 This is the life of liberals everywhere, and I'm betting, a majority of them.

They are damaged.

Liberalism is a mental disorder. Trump took them to the next level.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 11, 2025 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

322 I also ghosted someone. Proud? No. Am I relieved? Yes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 11, 2025 02:20 PM (PMtkd)

I never ghosted a friend, but I ghosted a previous high school friend trying to rekindle a relationship 2 decades later (the whole social media contact). I know what she does for a living, and there was no way we were going to be in the same space as we were in high school. That, and I don't do the "rekindle through social media" thing. In person, yes. But not reaching out through media.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 11, 2025 02:24 PM (tOcjL)

323 From the Your Educators At Work Department:

Labels reading "The Anchorage School District does not endorse these materials or the viewpoint expressed in them" were affixed to hand-out copies of... the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence.

Shit. Hitting. The. Fan.

A "mistake", they say.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2025 02:25 PM (IG3/x)

324 281 Speaking of nasty women ...

Attorney General Pam Bondi and FBI Director Kash Patel have produced to Congress a new cache of documents showing how Bill and Hillary Clinton's foundation collected donations from foreign and domestic interests seeking influence – raising fresh concerns that such evidence was kept from federal prosecutors who tried to investigate pay-to-play allegations against the former first family a decade ago.
Posted by: SMOD at November 11, 2025 02:12 PM (RHGPo)
_______________________________

This is "wheel spinning". It's already been documented that while Sec. of State, Hillary had 86 private meetings with parties who eventually provided large sum donations to the Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: Orson at November 11, 2025 02:25 PM (dIske)

325
But they didn't deny a seat at the table to anyone who was unjabbed

Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2025 02:22 PM (dCxaZ)

__________

I have a relation who kind of went off the edge. Said anyone visiting had to wear a mask and stay at least six feet away. The proofs were never put to the test, but I would have declined to visit on the grounds that I am neither a disease vector nor a potential victim.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 11, 2025 02:25 PM (tgvbd)

326 You may feel that, but if you ever called your wife a trophy wife, you might have divorce papers handed to you the next day.

You can be hot and not a trophy wife. No saying wives can't have more than one asset coming into the marriage.
Posted by: Nova Local

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Nah, if I called her my trophy wife she'd almost certainly say something like "too bad I didn't get a trophy husband".

Anyway, I think consolation-prize-wife works here.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 11, 2025 02:26 PM (1Nv0l)

327 Trophy wife from "Everybody Loves Raymond":

https://youtu.be/usWYn42JQBI

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 11, 2025 02:12 PM (ynpvh)
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I looked but I didn't have to. Etched in my memory for decades.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 11, 2025 02:27 PM (G/BeD)

328 Don't these people have something else to talk about besides politics? I mean, I have political opinions, quite strong ones, but I wouldn't think of imposing them on innocent bystanders.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 11, 2025 02:12 PM (tgvbd)

The problem is their political opinion is that they should impose their political opinions on innocent bystanders.

Posted by: ... at November 11, 2025 02:27 PM (E0p3T)

329 Had the same problem with a good friend who's a raging light. Trump's a felon, a sex offender and a fraud. I told him I really didn't care about his opinion. He wrote "facts". I just stopped talking to him, because he's Churchill's def of fanatic " someone who won't change his mind and won't change the subject"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 11, 2025 02:28 PM (bfwj/)

330 The media will narrative endlessly about how Vance is Literally Hitler, but the mantra will be carried by fewer people.

IIRC, on most MoFoMedia channels, Vance has already been declared "Worse than Trump (aka Hitler)".

Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at November 11, 2025 02:29 PM (czkmI)

331 “My husband is out there fighting this man…”

Is your husband a Democrat Senator, or a Congressman?

No. He’s a late night talk show host. It’s not his job to fight presidents!
Both of thes loons are legends in their own minds.

Posted by: FromNJ at November 11, 2025 02:30 PM (C8Y7L)

332 The problem is their political opinion is that they should impose their political opinions on innocent bystanders.
Posted by: ...

It's the only consistent political belief leftists possess.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 11, 2025 02:31 PM (1Nv0l)

333 The fact that Kimmel's wife is a Trump hater and admits that she (more or less) recognizes this as a mental issue, tells everything one needs to know about her.

She's a lefty who doesn't live in reality.

How sad it must be to live life as a lefty. Rush Limbaugh used to point out that, even when Democrats controlled everything under Obama during 2008-2010, they were still angry and miserable. Liberals/Lefties aren't happy people by nature. I make fun of them but kind of pity them.

Posted by: Tracy at November 11, 2025 02:32 PM (8BeDK)

334 lobotomy is a form of acupuncture when the application of sharpened knitting needles isn't enough.
Posted by: mrp at November 11, 2025 01:48 PM (rj6Yv)
****
My family used a butter knife on me.

Posted by: Zombie Kathleen Kennedy at November 11, 2025 02:37 PM (7xKra)

335 Meh. Leftism is just a religious belief system substitute and right now Trump is the Satan figure. Also, her name scans perfectly with Eleanor Rigby so there's a Weird Al type situation just sitting there ready to go

Posted by: Azjaeger at November 11, 2025 02:42 PM (aKN3Q)

336 Anything but the metric system.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

One country put men on the moon.
All the other countries watching from Earth use the metric system.

Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at November 11, 2025 02:46 PM (czkmI)

337 Know any good murder-suicide jokes?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 11, 2025 02:50 PM (Dxn3F)

338 How perpetually angry this psycho must be at Adam Carolla?

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at November 11, 2025 02:52 PM (th/4a)

339 Was she the wife forcibly held under the bed covers after he farted? He told that story on the Man Show back when he was funny.

Posted by: Quint at November 11, 2025 02:54 PM (w3shK)

340 Since I started with my online business, I earn $25 every 15 minutes. It sounds unbelievable but you won’t forgive yourself if you don't check it out. Learn more about it

here... https://ch00sey0urp0siti0n86.blogspot.com/

Posted by: George Fahey at November 11, 2025 02:54 PM (Dkvp+)

341 how was Trump's Apprentice show allowed to be #1 for several seasons in the 2000s ?
did the hollywood elite not yet know he would soon be litterlly-hitler ?

Posted by: mkOxyUltra at November 11, 2025 02:59 PM (5LiC7)

342 I knew there would be some prime snark here, and I was not disappointed.

Thanks, Ace. This is truly "news you can use."

Posted by: Texican ette at November 11, 2025 03:16 PM (SNf74)

343
“To me, them voting for Trump is them not voting for my husband and me and our family …


Now speak to the literal millions who are not watching your pathetic nepotism show ... how many minutes of daily hate do they earn?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 11, 2025 03:18 PM (xG4kz)

344 Well I have a take on family
2021, grandma and grandpa decide they're not getting the shot.

My wife and I and two kids, 4 and 2, decide we're not getting the shot either.

Wife's brother and sister-in-law are getting the shot. Furthermore, grandparents can't visit their kid unless they get the shot. So they cave and get the shot.

4 months later, grandpa passes, heart trouble (complications due to the shot???)

After that, grandma visits our kids, and when she returns she's told by her son and daughter-in-law that she needs to quarantine for 7 days before she can see any of them.

That's when we're told that we are not allowed to visit until we get the shot.

Guess we won't be visiting, and f*ck you and the horse you rode in on.

Fast forward to 2024 and they're, "hey, how come we never the kids?

Sorry, kids still haven't gotten that useless shot, plus you all are azzholes, who have never apologized for being azzholes, and my kids don't need that in their lives.

Now, I'm the one who can't let things go.... Sorry. but when you decide that it's ok to treat my kids like disease vectors, you ware welcome to get f*cked with a pineapple.

Posted by: nononeyouknowyouknow at November 11, 2025 03:21 PM (Iwv3U)

345
Don't these people have something else to talk about besides politics?


A decade back or so, our daughter's then "love of her life's" parents met us for dinner. She insisted that we not bring up the subject of politics.

My sister, who sometimes posts here, can vouch that it was neither she nor us who kept bringing up political topics. It was them. Crashing bores they were.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge?h hil at November 11, 2025 03:35 PM (xG4kz)

346 68 >>It is, but I'm not going to mock people for dressing up in public. Far too many people go out in public looking like they rolled out of bed and walked out the door. I'd rather the pendulum swung the other way for a bit.

Dressing like slobs is the current fashion,

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 11, 2025 03:45 PM (sVOFR)

347 Kimmel has never been funny

Posted by: heywood the third at November 11, 2025 03:59 PM (FT1kj)

348 I think I've finally figured out the author of the viral "Thanksgiving List" I saw a few years ago.

Where the insane "hostess" emailed her entire family the list of foods assigned to bring, the serving pieces, storage, etc. No trashy tupperware or plastic. It was not in a nice holiday format at all, but demanding and shrill and I would have sent a snotty reply and not gone.

It was an exhausting list from a super neurotic old cow and I think it was Kimmel's wife hag!

While my own family and some of my husband's are odd, her TRump whining emails would result in me blocking her ass.

Mystery solved! She also talks nasally and annoying. This explains a lot about her spouse. While it says it's from Marney, I think it is from Mrs. Kimmel.

https://tinyurl.com/4yhscx45

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 11, 2025 03:59 PM (MAl//)

349 Also...THIS is why Dim women are mostly ugly and you can pick them out in crowds of strangers. Also look for the haircut, scowl, and general bitter disposition popping out like zits used to with stress as a teen (not that I had many zits, in all seriousness).

I did not have a breakdown when Barky entered the WH. Nor Biden. I simply became more sarcastic and ignored what I could. Vs starting wars in my own family, or yelling at people voting the other way. What a freaking nutcase this woman is! She needs some electroshock therapy to zap her out of it. Or one of those coffee enemas Gwenneth likes.

I have felt a bit under the weather or whatever today. I don't know who to blame: time change? Dims? I am not sick I just feel "off." So, to cure me or kill me, I had a falafel in a pita with tzatziki sauce and could spend the rest of the day on the terlit in the loo. Having some private time to figure out why I am not my normal self.

My husband said he is worried. I mean, I have only been sort of tired for a couple of days! He says he misses my crazy normal self. I'll try, I weakly say, to be better tomorrow.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 11, 2025 04:12 PM (MAl//)

350 334 lobotomy is a form of acupuncture when the application of sharpened knitting needles isn't enough.
Posted by: mrp at November 11, 2025 01:48 PM (rj6Yv)
****
My family used a butter knife on me.
Posted by: Zombie Kathleen Kennedy at November 11, 2025 02:37 PM (7xKra)

LOL!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 11, 2025 04:14 PM (MAl//)

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