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More Deets: Conde Nast Fires Four Entitled Wokesters Including a Formerly-Untouchable Transgender
This isn't entirely a repeat. On Friday, I posted about this, but only had the video and a quick recap from someone on Twitter.
I also failed to say something very obvious. I know it's obvious and you probably all thought of it yourself, but it feels to me like I left a golf ball right on the edge of the cup and never tapped it in: Five years ago, all left-wing wokesters, and especially minority wokesters, and especially especially trans wokesters, could hold executives in left-wing media operations hostage and demand firings of executives and other personnel for failing to zealously appease their every demand. Now, it seems like even the most left of left-wing media corporations have had enough of entitled, barely-working woke political agitators on their payrolls, and are now firing them. They are using the difficult economy and rise of AI content "creation" as an excuse to fire the wokesters, but as Clownfish TV and many other people have observed, they have long wanted to fire these people anyway, but were politically/culturally cowed from doing so. Now they feel they have sufficient justification to fire barely-working workplace political terrorists. And yes, this even means that the most protected identity of all, "trans," is now eligible for firing as well, and no, the highly-protected, highly-entitled "trans" identity will not give you sanction to harass, blockade, surround, and virgually "kidnap" executives (as they literally do in France) so you can berate them into keeping your non-binary sex-friend on the payroll, as seems to have happened at Conde Nast. I know that's obvious enough but it's like a scratch I didn't itch on Friday and it's bugged me ever since. So once again, a repeat from Friday: the video so you know what the hell I'm even babbling about. Conde Nast, mega-corporation with a dozen major media brands under its control, fired and/or reassigned personnel from various media outlets, including "Teen" Vogue, which now specializes in such fare as "The Teen Vogue Guide to Anal Sex," infinite stories on the best prosthetics and "tucking" underwear to simulate either having or not having a penis, and endless agitation for full-on communist revolution. Some of these sexual-extremist and Marxist people were fired, others will reassigned from Teen Vogue to regular Vogue. Conde Nast apparently wants Teen Vogue less about hard-core Marxist politics and LGBT issues and more about, you know, make up and cute outfits. One of the people fired was a "non-binary journalist," and a group of left-wing activists surrounded and heckled the head of HR -- which I think makes him as senior executive -- and made demands of him even after he repeatedly told them to go back to their actual assigned jobs. Oh: The other thing they're angry about is the new Conde Nast rule that they have to actually come to the office four (not five) days per week. Prior to that they were allowed to mostly, or entirely, "work" from home.The most brutally awkward thing you'll see today: Condé Nast staffers confront head of HR Stan Duncan over layoffs outside his 34th-floor office.
— TheWrap (@TheWrap) November 6, 2025
Four of the employees featured in this exclusive video from the confrontation were then fired for "extreme misconduct."
The whole… pic.twitter.com/Ze6Vmyz0iI
Watch Condé Nast staffers literally boo head of HR Stan Duncan after he refuses to discuss layoffs.
— TheWrap (@TheWrap) November 6, 2025
This video of the standoff, obtained exclusively by TheWrap, shows the confrontation that led to four employees being fired for "extreme misconduct."
The whole story:… pic.twitter.com/rHggXXLvNT
Video footage shows Condé Nast employees confronting the company's head of human resources -- part of an incident that management characterized as "extreme misconduct" leading to four unionized staffers' firings, a framing which their union rejects. The clips, filmed Wednesday outside HR chief Stan Duncan's 34th-floor office at One World Trade Center in Lower Manhattan, show about 20 editorial staffers asking to discuss layoffs tied to Teen Vogue's merger with Vogue.com. Hours later, Condé Nast fired four union members who participated in the confrontation -- Jasper Lo of the New Yorker, Jake Lahut of Wired, Alma Avalle of Bon Appétit and Ben Dewey of Condé Nast Entertainment -- citing "gross misconduct and policy violations." Condé Nast also filed a federal labor complaint against the NewsGuild of New York. One clip shows Duncan asking the employees to stop "congregating" outside his office before telling them to leave. "What counts as congregating?" Lahut asks. "What's your definition of congregating?" "We'd appreciate if you would go back to the workplace, to your workplace assignments," Duncan replies. "Is there a place that you'd be able to speak to us?" Avalle asks Duncan. "Do you think we're not worth speaking to, Sam?" "Those are your words, not mine," Duncan replies, saying he could not speak to them on Wednesday due to "other things going on." "But they might be your beliefs!" Avalle says. "They're not my beliefs," Duncan replies. The exec is then seen walking down the hallway before pointing to another part of the floor, telling the group he was in a meeting and could not meet with them. "Well, we have some quick questions," Avalle says. "If you answered them, we'd be happy to go back to our desks." "All right, leave," Duncan said before walking back toward his office. After Avalle presses him on his refusal to answer questions, Duncan insists: "I've directed you back to your workplace." "We're concerned about our colleagues!" an employee says off camera.They'll do their jobs, but only if you satisfy their demands.
As mentioned on Friday: One of the most aggressive of the workplace disruptors was a "trans" employee who was angry that his "non-binary lover" had been fired from Teen Vogue.
Another clip shows Duncan standing outside his office, asking the angry employees to "move forward" toward the other side of the floor before entering his office and closing the door. "We'd like you to answer questions," Avalle says. "We'd love to move forward."
Anna Wintour's gilded offices descended into chaos after a 'aggressive' transgender journalist confronted a HR executive for firing her non-binary ex-lover. Alma Avalle was among four journalists fired by publisher Conde Nast after confronting head of human resources Stan Duncan about her former beau Lex McMenamin's layoff from Teen Vogue on Wednesday. Avalle, a digital producer at food website Bon Appétit, was given the boot alongside Wired senior reporter Jake Lahut, Conde Nast entertainment videographer Ben Dewey and Jasper Lo, a fact checker at The New Yorker magazine. ... The foursome took it upon themselves to gather outside Duncan's offices at Conde Nast's One World Trade Center headquarters in Manhattan, where they demanded to speak to him about cuts at Teen Vogue comprising half its 12 staff. Semafor reported that Duncan ordered the troublemakers to return to work, only to be asked if he was 'running away'. Duncan was then grilled by the unionized group about how he planned on standing up to the Trump administration. ... Avalle and McMenamin were in a relationship until recently and even protested together outside of the skyscraper that houses their former employer last year.You don't say.
The two were pictured together at the LGBTQ+ 'Them Now Awards' in New York City last June. McMenamin gushed on X about their 'beautiful girlfriend' who 'valiantly won Conde Nast's FIRST EVER union contract' in June 2024.You don't say.
Two formerly-Untouchable Adult Toddlers
are now quite touchable
More: One of the effeminate Adult Toddlers is begging for rent money.
One of four journalists recently fired by Condé Nast for confronting the company's head of human resources is asking internet users for help covering his rent. Ex-senior writer for Wired Jake Lahut was seen in a Wednesday video clip standing feet away from HR boss Stan Duncan as angry employees confronted to exec over layoffs tied to Condé's downsizing of Teen Vogue. The layoffs of Lahut and three others came just hours later. Lahut wrote on Spotfund that he's seeking short-term help in the wake of his firing. "After getting terminated as one of the Fired Four at Condé Nast, I need to shore up a couple months of rent as I get on my feet," he wrote. "Any amount helps," Lahut added. "Plus, New York is expensive!"These people had been working from home. Until recently, there was no reason they had to be in the first or second most expensive real estate market in the world.
As of Friday afternoon, the scribe had received more than $5,000 from dozens of donors. He was aiming to raise a total of $8,800 through the Spotfund campaign.What do you think the odds are that this highly-effeminate man is a nepo baby whose expenses are mostly covered by his parents and he "works" mostly just to cover disco money? I think the odds are even. And by "even," I mean 98%. Which is an even number.. The union backing these Adult Toddlers say that they did nothing wrong.
... He noted that he worked as a live-in super before landing the Wired gig, "and my finances were barely making it work at the time."
Note this video was released by the Adult Toddler Workplace Disruptors themselves, in the belief that this shows them in a good light and will rally the world to their cause. Obviously, the workplace disruptors will edit the video to conceal their worst behavior. Conde Nast hired noted internet investigator Candace Owens to find this missing video. Note that "a dozen" employees took part in this harassment and refusal to work, but Conde Nast only fired four of them. Presumably the most aggressive or the ringleaders. Or maybe they're just super-homophobic: It turns out that, get this, "nearly all" of the people fired are LGBT:
NewsGuild of New York, the union representing company employees, said the video disproves management's claims that the terminated workers engaged in "extreme misconduct." "The video footage shared by the union captures only a portion of the incident," a company spokesperson told The Post. "Several additional minutes are missing from their version."
Condé Nast just fired a bunch of Teen Vogue staffers.
— Diver 41 (Expose Them) (@ExposeDarkDeeds) November 4, 2025
"Nearly all of these staffers identify as LGBTQ. As of today, only one woman of color remains on the editorial staff at Teen Vogue."
Tragic stuff here, we may never recover as a nation. pic.twitter.com/ZMuW2M9u3L
"Management plans to lay off six of our members, most of whom are BIPOC women or trans, including Teen Vogue's Politics Editor -- continuing the trend of layoffs at Condé disproportionately impacting marginalized employees," the guild said in a statement on Monday, adding: "Teen Vogue now has no writers or editors explicitly covering politics."
CLARIFICATION: There are two batches of firings. The first, the purge of six wokesters from Teen Vogue, the second, the firing of the most aggressive workplace disruptors complaining about the first batch of firings. I believe when they say "most of the people fired were LGBT," they are referring to the six fired earlier. As to the second group of four: it sounds like at least one is gay, or at least deeply, deeply feminized, and then there's the transgender. I don't know about the other two. At least 50% I would say.
Horrors! The transgender badgering the HR guy, "Alma" Avalle, wrote on Twitter -- which I can't link, as he is limiting who can see his posts -- that calling him and his other LGBT agitators "aggressive" is a transphobic "dog whistle." While I can't see the tweet, I can see this much from a search for the tweet. Calling him "aggressive," he says...
..."when I was calmly asking questions is a transphobic dog whistle.
From Semafor:
Well, yes, like I said: They're firing the wokesters and all I can say is "Finally." This is going on all over the media, including in entertainment/Hollywood. Economics are the justification, but the real reason is: people are tired of being bullied by no-talent layabouts who just want to take over companies and turn them into left-wing political propaganda outfits. They went along with this for years, but the absolute bottom has fallen out of the media and they just can't afford this any longer.
THE SCOOP Condé Nast abruptly fired four staffers who were among a group of more than a dozen employees who confronted the company's head of human resources on Wednesday, an unsubtle message to its employee union that the publisher was taking a harder line in its dealings with employees. According to two people familiar with the situation, the company told the four staffers, including a senior fact checker at The New Yorker, a politics reporter for WIRED, a digital staffer at Bon Appétit, and a video staffer, that they were being fired for violating company policies. ...
In response, Condé Nast filed a charge with the National Labor Relations Board against the NewsGuild of New York citing the organization's "repeated and egregious disregard of our collective bargaining agreement." "Extreme misconduct is unacceptable in any professional setting. This includes aggressive, disruptive, and threatening behavior of any kind," a spokesperson said in a statement to Semafor. ...
Condé's decision to take a hard line with unionized staff comes amid a broader post-pandemic attempt by bosses to claw back power they feel was ceded to employees during the internal upheavals within white collar workplaces following the #MeToo movement, the 2020 racial reckoning, and flexible COVID-era work arrangements. The confluence of pro-employee cultural forces and shaky economics in the media business inspired many employees to form unions or deploy more aggressive union tactics. But years of challenging media economics and changing cultural sentiments have emboldened bosses to adopt a more confrontational approach with employees. X, once a powerful social media platform on which staff could gin up support against company management, has waned in importance. And many journalists have simply become desensitized to frequent cuts and layoffs, which have become a normal part of the modern media business.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)I still wouldn't touch them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 10, 2025 01:28 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Flyguy at November 10, 2025 01:28 PM (jyvpN)
Posted by: Flyguy at November 10, 2025 01:28 PM (jyvpN)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 10, 2025 01:28 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Piper at November 10, 2025 01:28 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Captain Fantastic at November 10, 2025 01:29 PM (VPPG8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)
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And, in the deepest of ironies, they have Donald Trump and MAGA to thank for it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 01:29 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Given that "trans" can always be replaced by "fake" (e.g., "trans woman" = "fake woman"), I vote we start calling these people "trans-workers".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2025 01:29 PM (IG3/x)
"After getting terminated as one of the Fired Four at Condé Nast, I need to shore up a couple months of rent as I get on my feet," he wrote.
"Any amount helps," Lahut added. "Plus, New York is expensive!"
Socialism is as socialism does.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2025 01:30 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 10, 2025 01:30 PM (NwnyJ)
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And, of course, hard-core Marxist politics. Just dressed up (if you'll pardon the expression) a tad more subtly. The leopard cannot change its spots.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 01:30 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: Piper at November 10, 2025 01:28 PM (Wmg4n)
You like kale.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 10, 2025 01:31 PM (ExV1e)
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I've been waiting for that for a long time. It was always surprising, even to a cynic like me, that these people got away with "occupying" their own offices and berating their bosses without being immediately shit-canned for cause.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 01:31 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Great Horney Toads!!! Them's fighting words!!!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2025 01:32 PM (cYBz/)
Transexual.
The word you're looking for is transexual.
Gender refers to possessive pronouns: his and hers.
You know, like we all learned about in 4th grade.
Posted by: Word Nerd at November 10, 2025 01:32 PM (+A7Lm)
I like this line a lot.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 10, 2025 01:33 PM (Yp6az)
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How very ... carefully done. That was likely the key line, and he almost certainly practiced it well.
Now it's for cause. "I gave you a direct order. You were insubordinate. Goodbye"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 01:33 PM (zxP/x)
While AI had a small role in it, that wasn’t the big story. The real story (ignored by the msm) was the layoffs were mainly bullshit roles. Lots of marketing, social media, DEI and other admin garbage roles that produce no value. Not a lot of engineers were part of that 14k.
You know all those “day in the life of” videos made by 26 year olds wymynses? Where they do nothing all day but drink lattes and sleep in the meditation rooms. That’s who got let go.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 10, 2025 01:33 PM (lO7EU)
Posted by: Piper at November 10, 2025 01:28 PM (Wmg4n)
You like kale.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
This is true! Kale sausage soup is delicious. You might even like it!
Posted by: Piper at November 10, 2025 01:33 PM (Wmg4n)
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I think they're always untouchable. Yeeech
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Works for me.
Posted by: a ten-foot pole at November 10, 2025 01:33 PM (nhCoE)
I also vote that we start replacing "(descriptor) of (descriptor)" with "retard of idiocy".
This wholesale butchering of the English language needs to stop. It's nothing but Orwellian NewSpeak, designed not to facilitate thought, but to prevent it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2025 01:33 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Picky wannabe interior decorator type at November 10, 2025 01:33 PM (+A7Lm)
Since they never cared about these freaks to begin with, they have no use for them now. Whatever thing the left is going to push next, it won't involve the chix with dix.
Conde Nast takes its marching orders from higher rungs of the left hierarchy.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2025 01:33 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Wiese at November 10, 2025 01:34 PM (J+Zbt)
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 10, 2025 01:34 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Piper at November 10, 2025 01:28 PM (Wmg4n)
I read that with an "h" in grey in place of the "r"
Posted by: Doof at November 10, 2025 01:34 PM (QMAsf)
Is it too hard to identify the exact number? Three out of four is not a complex calculation, and doesn't really require estimation.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 10, 2025 01:34 PM (Riz8t)
Good grief. It's early yet, but dayum. This woodland brunette is happy to act as eye bleach:
http://tiny.cc/bruu001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 01:34 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2025 01:35 PM (dxtDq)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2025 01:33 PM (IG3/x)
You're just saying that as a lesbian immigrant of color.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2025 01:35 PM (JwNbV)
Yes. Human beings do not have "genders". They have sexes, of which there are exactly two.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2025 01:35 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Doof at November 10, 2025 01:34 PM (QMAsf)
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Well, don't be looking in a mirror when reading AoS!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 10, 2025 01:35 PM (UJMvS)
Posted by: Bulg at November 10, 2025 01:35 PM (77rzZ)
When 100% of your employees are lgbtqia2s+, anyone you fire is going to be lgbtqia2s+. Shocking, I know.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 10, 2025 01:35 PM (Yp6az)
"Any amount helps," Lahut added. "Plus, New York is expensive!"
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Did you have no savings? Why not?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 01:35 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 10, 2025 01:35 PM (Yp6az)
Posted by: Archimedes at November 10, 2025 01:35 PM (Riz8t)
Left for work early because it is snowing and that skeers Kentucky folk.
Left 20 mins early and got here 20 mins early. Who's a skeered?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 10, 2025 01:35 PM (h4uy9)
Posted by: Piper at November 10, 2025 01:33 PM (Wmg4n)
Only as a friend.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 10, 2025 01:35 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 10, 2025 01:36 PM (Yp6az)
Posted by: Doof at November 10, 2025 01:34 PM (QMAsf)
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Well, don't be looking in a mirror when reading AoS!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 10, 2025 01:35 PM (UJMvS)
Hey - I thought we was frenz!
Posted by: Doof at November 10, 2025 01:36 PM (QMAsf)
http://tiny.cc/bruu001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Is that purple hair I see?
Posted by: Bulg at November 10, 2025 01:36 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 10, 2025 01:35 PM (Yp6az)
Bulgar is not down with the lingo we 29 year old use.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 10, 2025 01:36 PM (h4uy9)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 01:34 PM (zxP/x)
Very pretty. Thanks.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 10, 2025 01:36 PM (Sco7b)
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Yeah, that's the hilarious part. This was supposed to be *sympathetic* to the idiots. Unreal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 01:36 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 01:33 PM (zxP/x)
Yes. My Spidey Sense detects an expensive lawyer behind that phrasing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2025 01:36 PM (IG3/x)
Someone should point out to the trannies that the Left is literally genociding them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 10, 2025 01:37 PM (ExV1e)
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Expect the remaining 8 to be quietly laid off in a couple of quarters, after the next crop of lunatic retards is brought in to replace them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 01:37 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: Bulg at November 10, 2025 01:35 PM (77rzZ)
20 bucks - you know the rest
Posted by: Doof at November 10, 2025 01:37 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 10, 2025 01:37 PM (lO7EU)
No person under the age of 20 has physically been in the same room as an issue of teen vogue since 1997.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2025 01:37 PM (JwNbV)
Posted by: Womp womp at November 10, 2025 01:37 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: NCKate at November 10, 2025 01:37 PM (uQzkA)
Posted by: Doof at November 10, 2025 01:34 PM (QMAsf)
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Well, don't be looking in a mirror when reading AoS!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 10, 2025 01:35 PM (UJMvS)
Hey - I thought we was frenz!
Posted by: Doof at November 10, 2025 01:36 PM (QMAsf)
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We are. Hence amusing myself at your expense. I expect no less when I inevitably give you the same opportunity.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 10, 2025 01:37 PM (UJMvS)
Posted by: ballistic at November 10, 2025 01:38 PM (5aZAZ)
Is it too hard to identify the exact number? Three out of four is not a complex calculation, and doesn't really require estimation.
Posted by: Archimedes
You're presuming a measurable number of personalities amongst those four.
And that it's a whole number.
And that it's one.
Posted by: mikeski at November 10, 2025 01:38 PM (nhCoE)
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They do try so hard to connect things - avoiding the real/root issue. Zero correlation, yet they're so confident.
Posted by: scampydog at November 10, 2025 01:38 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2025 01:38 PM (/V9Q9)
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"Clawing it back" is easy. I went through it directly. It goes like this:
"Be back in the office by {date}. If you're not, you're fired. If you moved without notice, sucks to be you. Call your boss and see if there's a local office. If there is, we'll consider reassigning you. If there isn't, you're fired."
That was it. The amount of bitching was unbelievable. The level of compliance matched it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 01:38 PM (zxP/x)
Finally.
I will add: moar of this!
oh, and kale & sausage soup is excellent!
(we add onions, carrots, & taters, too)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 10, 2025 01:39 PM (kHop/)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 10, 2025 01:39 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: mikeski at November 10, 2025 01:39 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Bulg at November 10, 2025 01:35 PM (77rzZ)
Deet is details in yoot. Ace has to keep his street cred with his fellow kids.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 10, 2025 01:39 PM (ExV1e)
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Did you have no savings? Why not?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Remember when begging was shameful?
Pepperidge Farm remembers. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2025 01:39 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 10, 2025 01:37 PM (ExV1e)
Literallay?
Yes, literallah!
Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2025 01:39 PM (dGCAG)
because, I guess, men are aggressive.
And... so is he. Because he's a man.
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2025 01:39 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 10, 2025 01:37 PM (UJMvS)
But thats like beating up a midget- hardly fair, even if entertaining.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 10, 2025 01:39 PM (h4uy9)
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By who or what?
This is why God invented the 10' pole.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 10, 2025 01:39 PM (IBQGV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2025 01:39 PM (dxtDq)
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David Burge
@iowahawkblog
I grew up in a small rural community, and I distinctly remember back in '73 how shocked all the grownups were to turn on PBS and learn about World War II for the first time
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Well, we know they're smart in NYC.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 10, 2025 01:39 PM (L/fGl)
Answer: Everything
Posted by: Orson at November 10, 2025 01:40 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Code Nasty at November 10, 2025 01:40 PM (HcoTw)
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Meh. They were propaganda outfits before and they'll continue to be propaganda outfits tomorrow. The conflict is over petulant bitches rising above their raising and being obstructionists who aren't useful to primary operations.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 01:40 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 10, 2025 01:40 PM (lO7EU)
Then don't fucking live in fucking New York, you fucking fucktard.
You're supposedly a writer. We have this thing called the Internet nowadays that lets you submit your writing from anywhere on the planet. If you feel like giving Elon a few bucks for Skylink, you can even turn in your drivel from the top of Mount Everest or the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
Granted, there aren't quite as many fetish bars in those locations, but sometimes Art requires sacrifice.
Trans-man up and grow an imaginary pair of testicles, son.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2025 01:40 PM (IG3/x)
because, I guess, men are aggressive.
And... so is he. Because he's a man.
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2025 01:39 PM (1wjle)
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The one on the left looks just like the tranny my son's ex-girlfriend is dating.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 10, 2025 01:40 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2025 01:36 PM (IG3/x)
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Mine, too. Immediate. And those employees, if they were less stupid, would have noticed it, too. It wasn't subtle.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 01:41 PM (zxP/x)
When's the last time you really saw anyone buying magazines like this anymore?
Posted by: Leupold at November 10, 2025 01:41 PM (eIzlH)
Like, how did they ever make it into an actual job where that was acceptable?
It's the escalating terrorism of toxic femininity.
The implication of that question is, the "tribe" is turning on you and your social status is threatened unless you confirm and submit to their demands.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 10, 2025 01:41 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2025 01:41 PM (dGCAG)
are now quite touchable
Phrasing??
Multiple problems with phrasing!
Posted by: Womp womp at November 10, 2025 01:41 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 10, 2025 01:40 PM (DRSnL)
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How sad.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 01:41 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2025 01:41 PM (IeCgc)
So as for the concessions the GOP made, food stamps and RIF-firings being restored are annoying. Probably means Big Balls won't be allowed to touch them for another year, and 2026 is an election year so that means the layabouts can be motivated to vote.
The one concession NOT made, is Obamacare. We might be able to get an "affordability" bill passed to skinny-repeal it.
But it will have to be soon.
Posted by: gKWVE at November 10, 2025 01:42 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 10, 2025 01:42 PM (kHop/)
The Leftist view of the world in a nutshell.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 10, 2025 01:42 PM (lO7EU)
Posted by: Trans THAT! at November 10, 2025 01:42 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at November 10, 2025 01:42 PM (JDH8J)
Posted by: in case this joke hasn't been made yet at November 10, 2025 01:42 PM (1wjle)
Wow. You people really think the rubes are f*cking ignorant cavemen, don't you.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 10, 2025 01:42 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2025 01:42 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 10, 2025 01:41 PM (HXT0k)
Add the threat of violence that's also implicit and you've got yourself a Brownshirt.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2025 01:43 PM (JwNbV)
One skill actual women have is choosing clothing that they look good in, even if they're fat or homely or whatever. It does exist, and most women at least *can* figure it out (some choose not to, but whatever). Trannies never seem to. I am sure there are clothes for skinny, flabby, flat-chested women that makes them look decent instead of like ghouls. Trannies never choose to investigate those options.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 01:43 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 10, 2025 01:40 PM (DRSnL)
Looks like your son made the right choice kicking that psycho to the curb.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Answer: Everything
Posted by: Orson at November 10, 2025 01:40 PM (dIske)
I don't know if Graydon Carter is still in charge there, but back in the day he was responsible for Spy Magazine, which poked fun at all the absurdity of New Yakk culture, and more!
Then he became part of it. Sold his soul, if he ever had one.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2025 01:43 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 10, 2025 01:28 PM (ExV1e)
I could name things you could reach out and touch them with, but I shall refrain.
54 degrees here! Snow is melting like crazy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2025 01:44 PM (npFr7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2025 01:44 PM (IeCgc)
Posted by: Code Nasty at November 10, 2025 01:44 PM (HcoTw)
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As Elon said, you can either come to the office and work or find some other company not to work for.
He said that, to the aghast of others, a year ago. Tip of the spear his is.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2025 01:44 PM (QBs6H)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)
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By who or what?
This is why God invented the 10' pole.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 10, 2025 01:39 PM (IBQGV)
I recognize the look!! *credit Piper
MAXIMALIST GRANDMA! Amirite ??
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2025 01:44 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Doof at November 10, 2025 01:36 PM (QMAsf)
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We are. Hence amusing myself at your expense. I expect no less when I inevitably give you the same opportunity.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 10, 2025 01:37 PM (UJMvS)
Point taken. Carry on!
Posted by: Doof at November 10, 2025 01:44 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Womp womp at November 10, 2025 01:44 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Jordan61
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How sad.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
It is, but we all learn about rule #1 sometime.
Posted by: mikeski at November 10, 2025 01:44 PM (nhCoE)
Wow. You people really think the rubes are f*cking ignorant cavemen, don't you.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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All over the internet is this narrative that all of these things trump is doing is acccchtually only hurting MAGA constituents. Then why are leftist coastal elites so upset about it if that were actually true?
Posted by: Leupold at November 10, 2025 01:44 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: Done Black. Message: be inplacable at November 10, 2025 01:44 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 10, 2025 01:44 PM (Yp6az)
I'm shocked the head of HR isn't an AWFL. Is that even legal?
Posted by: Ripley at November 10, 2025 01:44 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Benji at November 10, 2025 01:45 PM (+AnDO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
We just po' ignorant childens.
Posted by: Tuna at November 10, 2025 01:45 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)
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I always thought she was a weirdo. She's really, really rich though.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 10, 2025 01:45 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 10, 2025 01:45 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Ah, thanks. I bet Chuy teaches Ace all the latest lingo.
Posted by: Bulg at November 10, 2025 01:45 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Done Black. Message: be inplacable at November 10, 2025 01:45 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 10, 2025 01:45 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 10, 2025 01:45 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 10, 2025 01:40 PM (DRSnL)
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How sad.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 01:41 PM (zxP/x)
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You can always point out to your son that the gal is so fucked up she is getting banged by a dude pretending to be a gal.
On the other hand, maybe don't point that out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 10, 2025 01:45 PM (h4uy9)
Posted by: Fusilli Jerry at November 10, 2025 01:46 PM (zhJxI)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 10, 2025 01:46 PM (OTdqV)
Throughout the 1990s there was a whole fashion industry geared around 5'10 boney pallid female models. Schiffer and Crawford had curves but most didn't.
... Of course you're right, those models all looked like horrors summoned forth from the Necronomicon.
Posted by: gKWVE at November 10, 2025 01:46 PM (gKWVE)
I always thought she was a weirdo. She's really, really rich though.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 10, 2025 01:45 PM (DRSnL)
Daddy's money usually produces broken daughters.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Leupold at November 10, 2025 01:44 PM (eIzlH)
Did you know that the Obamacare subsides are used more by Republicans than Democrats? It’s true. Reddit says so. lol.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 10, 2025 01:46 PM (lO7EU)
Answer: Everything
Posted by: Orson at November 10, 2025 01:40 PM (dIske)
Oppressing everybody as well.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 10, 2025 01:46 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2025 01:46 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Leupold at November 10, 2025 01:44 PM (eIzlH)
There is a theory going around that the narrative is a lie.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 10, 2025 01:46 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 10, 2025 01:45 PM (DRSnL)
Can I have her number?
Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2025 01:46 PM (dGCAG)
I guess Glenn Beck is starting a new venture and scaling back his connection to the Blaze? Which he started? Weird.
I hope Normal World doesn't get axed next at the Blaze, I like those guys even though I don't tune in all the time.
Posted by: LizLem at November 10, 2025 01:47 PM (Eng1Z)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 10, 2025 01:46 PM (OTdqV)
I would. With a cattle prod.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 10, 2025 01:47 PM (kHop/)
Living in Alaska as I do, I'm more than a little bit snowbilly/redneck adjacent.
The members of that demographic I know aren't exactly famed for their obsessive consumption of PBS and NPR.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2025 01:47 PM (IG3/x)
"Be back in the office by {date}. If you're not, you're fired. If you moved without notice, sucks to be you. Call your boss and see if there's a local office. If there is, we'll consider reassigning you. If there isn't, you're fired."
That was it. The amount of bitching was unbelievable. The level of compliance matched it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 01:38 PM (zxP/x)
Should've developed a sudden-onset case of the trannies. Then they couldn't have fired you.
Posted by: I'm calling in gay, I won't be at work. at November 10, 2025 01:47 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: ace
They look like they were made for each other.
.....from spare parts in the looney bin.
Posted by: mikeski at November 10, 2025 01:47 PM (nhCoE)
Which is why it's best to leave the skinny gross looking funny colored ones as deep as possible, where they belong.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2025 01:47 PM (JwNbV)
The word you're looking for is transexual.
Gender refers to possessive pronouns: his and hers.
You know, like we all learned about in 4th grade.
Posted by: Word Nerd at November 10, 2025 01:32 PM (+A7Lm)
Well, really, transvestites. One cannot actually change one's sex; it's hard-coded into one's DNA. The surgical mutilation is nothing more than cosplay taken to an insane extreme.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2025 01:47 PM (npFr7)
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As I said on Friday: Imma gonna go out on a limb and guess the boss is a straight white male ...
What do I win?
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 10, 2025 01:48 PM (K2ADg)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 10, 2025 01:46 PM (OTdqV)
By unanimous vote!
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 10, 2025 01:48 PM (wVcYX)
Well... go ask yer new Mayor for help... I'm SURE that yer new Islamic Mayor will be HAPPY to help out a Gay Tranny... it's in the Koran, ya know?
Oh... wait.. the Koran says something different?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2025 01:48 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Prolly cuz daddy was so busy making money that he never paid attention to daughter.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 10, 2025 01:48 PM (ExV1e)
I think that actually helps us. The AWFLs and the leeches voted heavily blue because they were worried about food stamps. So it takes that issue off the table for us.
Posted by: LizLem at November 10, 2025 01:48 PM (Eng1Z)
Posted by: Your Typical Lib at November 10, 2025 01:48 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2025 01:48 PM (JwNbV)
Those "confront the boss" CN insurrectionists should thank their lucky stars that they weren't shown their way out of the building via its rooftop exit.
Which they ought to have experienced, by all rights.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 10, 2025 01:49 PM (Jl99f)
He's grandfathered in.
Whoops, I should say, he's grandPARENTED in. Woudln't want to be gender-exclusionary.
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2025 01:49 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 10, 2025 01:49 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Joe Mama at November 10, 2025 01:50 PM (TezPK)
Akshully, Ken Baby, they will become propaganda deserts. Which is a really good thing.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at November 10, 2025 01:50 PM (JDH8J)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 10, 2025 01:45 PM (DRSnL)
Can I have her number?
Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2025 01:46 PM (dGCAG)
the difference between Crazy, and Eccentric, is the size of yer bank account.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2025 01:50 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 10, 2025 01:50 PM (bfwj/)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 10, 2025 01:48 PM (ExV1e)
Ever seen the movie, "Four Friends"? Weird movie, early on the main character is going to marry the daughter of an uber wealthy guy who pays TOO much attention to his daughter (IYKWIM).
That doesn't end well.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2025 01:50 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Prolly cuz daddy was so busy making money that he never paid attention to daughter.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 10, 2025 01:48 PM (ExV1e)
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He actually died when she was little. It's a long story, but she ended up with a huge trust fund after he died. Like in the past year she bought a house for cash, and a plane.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 10, 2025 01:51 PM (DRSnL)
I certainly hope that someone pointed out that there are probably a number of places in NYC where, if he put his knees to good use, he could suck up that kind of cash in no time.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 10, 2025 01:51 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 10, 2025 01:48 PM (ExV1e)
And gave her all the money she ever asked for to keep her from whining and "I HATE DADDY!!!" all the time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at November 10, 2025 01:50 PM (JDH8J)
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Yup.
Uninformed > Misinformed
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 01:51 PM (zxP/x)
Cloisters of hillbillies in darkest Appalachia whose only contact with the outside world is NPR, like undisturbed indigenous tribes on North Sentinel Island, completely cut off from the light of modern reason and technology.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 10, 2025 01:51 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 10, 2025 01:51 PM (lO7EU)
Posted by: ace
They look like they were made for each other.
.....from spare parts in the looney bin.
Posted by: mikeski at November 10, 2025 01:47 PM (nhCoE)
I know it's all propaganda, but I'm getting tired of constantly being shown this fucked up shit as if it's normal. It's not, but they're deliberately trying to create the belief that it's an everyday and widespread thing, like how 80% of married couples on TV programs and commercials are interracial and 1/3 to 1/2 of the broader population is ghey. I know I'm not their target audience but damn. Stop it. Get some help.
Posted by: Even Goebbels knew when to ease up at November 10, 2025 01:51 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: PabloD at November 10, 2025 01:51 PM (c5y1+)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 10, 2025 01:51 PM (DRSnL)
So, she never really learned the value of money or actually earning it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)
He said that, to the aghast of others, a year ago. Tip of the spear his is.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2025 01:44 PM (QBs6H)
There is a lot of sudden open statement of common sense coming out recently.
Followed by predictable reeling, writhing and fainting in coils.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2025 01:52 PM (rbvCR)
Which they ought to have experienced, by all rights.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge?
Just wait until the Conde Naste Tehran office gets caught up.
Posted by: Joe Mama at November 10, 2025 01:52 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: Your Typical Lib at November 10, 2025 01:48 PM (8AONa)
Yeah, if I want to get lectured about non sensical unrealistic downright wrong shit?
I'll call the X Wifey.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2025 01:52 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2025 01:52 PM (pkeXY)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2025 01:50 PM (mP0Kj)
Christina Onassis enters the chat.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2025 01:52 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Romeo13
Like that great Dennis Hopper line in Speed where Keanu calls him a "psycho," or something like that, and he holds up his huge wad of ransom money and says "Psycho? No! Now I'm eccentric!"
Posted by: Bulg at November 10, 2025 01:52 PM (77rzZ)
http://tiny.cc/nsuu001
Posted by: bonhomme at November 10, 2025 01:52 PM (Yp6az)
I really like the part where the employer filed a complaint against the labor union; that the union put them up to an unauthorized strike.
Along with the carefully-worded "I've directed you back to work" sniffed out above, I'd suggest this is the first step in de-certifying the union.
Lastly:
Why isn't the left celebrating this?
How can they not cheer the top-level talent that is now available to write engaging, exiting content for Jen Rubin's podcast?!
LOLGF
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 10, 2025 01:53 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 10, 2025 01:51 PM (DRSnL)
Ah. That sucks. Left her the means but was never able to give her the know-how.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 10, 2025 01:53 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 10, 2025 01:48 PM (ExV1e)
Daddy was busy making money so his wife wouldn't leave and take his kids away and never get to see them again.
Posted by: A hostage situation entered into as a sacrament at November 10, 2025 01:53 PM (TbWk/)
He said that, to the aghast of others, a year ago. Tip of the spear his is.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2025 01:44 PM (QBs6H)
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He was early, but I don't think he was first on it. Silicon Valley started to break all at once. Yahoo!, Amazon, Broadcom and various others all gave "get back to work and do it now" updates within a couple of weeks of each other. I am not sure they colluded (they might have) or if everyone was just waiting for somebody - anybody - to go first.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 01:53 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)
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I always thought she was a weirdo. She's really, really rich though.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 10, 2025 01:45 PM (DRSnL)
wealth can destroy people just as much as poverty can, perhaps more so.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 10, 2025 01:53 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)
I will spank it into her, if it's the last thing I do.
Which it might be.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2025 01:54 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 10, 2025 01:51 PM (DRSnL)
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Ah, someone easily programmed into "newthink." People with that kind of "fashionable" money want to hang with the fashionistas, hence going with the current psychological break disguised as "fashion forward."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 10, 2025 01:54 PM (UJMvS)
Cloisters of hillbillies in darkest Appalachia whose only contact with the outside world is NPR, like undisturbed indigenous tribes on North Sentinel Island, completely cut off from the light of modern reason and technology.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 10, 2025 01:51 PM (l3YAf)
I've driven over large areas of the US, and can only think of one or two places that the ONLY Radio station I could get, was NPR.... and that was BEFORE Satellite radio...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2025 01:54 PM (mP0Kj)
McMenamin gushed on X about their 'beautiful girlfriend' who 'valiantly won Conde Nast's FIRST EVER union contract' in June 2024.
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Clinical Mental Illness is not just a river in Egypt.
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 10, 2025 01:54 PM (K2ADg)
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You know where they don’t have any trans people? In the shantytowns of India or Brazil. Because surviving is a full time job there, they don’t have time to debate pronouns.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 10, 2025 01:54 PM (lO7EU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 10, 2025 01:53 PM (uWKK
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I am of the opinion that wealth is an amplifier, not a cause.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 01:54 PM (zxP/x)
Has anyone here ever read "Cancer Ward" by Solzhenitsyn? What did you think? TIA.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2025 01:55 PM (Ixlky)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Much more so.
Poverty can kill your body.
Wealth can kill your soul.
Posted by: Bulg at November 10, 2025 01:55 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at November 10, 2025 01:55 PM (+YRf1)
Posted by: Fusilli Jerry at November 10, 2025 01:55 PM (zhJxI)
Why do they have a magazine designed to appeal and influence young female readers operated by homosexuals. Is Conde Nast in the recruitment business? Is this a pedophile operation in disguise?
They should be investigated.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2025 01:55 PM (QBs6H)
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 10, 2025 01:56 PM (xTIDn)
"Danish Style Cookies, artificially flavored, Made in India". Now with more bare ass, rats, and rancid butter.
I see no problems here.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 10, 2025 01:56 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 10, 2025 01:56 PM (Yp6az)
Cloisters of hillbillies in darkest Appalachia whose only contact with the outside world is NPR, like undisturbed indigenous tribes on North Sentinel Island, completely cut off from the light of modern reason and technology.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 10, 2025 01:51 PM (l3YAf)
[picking up a magazine] Dammit man, the Doobie Brothers broke up! Shit! When did that happen?
Posted by: Cloistered Appalachian Hillbilly at November 10, 2025 01:56 PM (wVcYX)
The one on the left looks just like the tranny my son's ex-girlfriend is dating.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 10, 2025 01:40 PM (DRSnL)
*****
(blinks)
Ok, I'm sure there's a story there...
Posted by: EFG at November 10, 2025 01:56 PM (jTEUc)
Posted by: ace
The math nerd in me loves the meme that says something like:
By declaring yourself "non-binary," you've sorted people into two groups: binary and non-binary.
Which is a binary.
Posted by: mikeski at November 10, 2025 01:56 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 10, 2025 01:56 PM (gDhA9)
This idea that wealth destroys you is silly.
Are there wealthy people who are fucked up? Sure. But they’d be fucked up as poor people too. This way they live comfortably while being fucked up.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 10, 2025 01:57 PM (lO7EU)
Ironically, I used to listen to it on my trips to town. I wanted to hear what the enemy was saying and thinking and brewing. But even I had my limits...after about 20 minutes or so I had to turn it off. For health reasons. Both mental and blood pressure.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at November 10, 2025 01:57 PM (JDH8J)
the former must-have of everyone in the movie industry, to keep abreast of who, what and where in Tinseltown, is reduced to covering a woke spat in magazine publishing on the other side of the country that has zip, zero, zilch to do with movies?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 10, 2025 01:57 PM (HXT0k)
No wonder most of their recipes taste like vinegary hobo balls.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 10, 2025 01:57 PM (wBaIH)
I believe when they say "most of the people fired were LGBT," they are referring to the six fired earlier.
As to the second group of four: it sounds like at least one is gay, or at least deeply, deeply feminized, and then there's the transgender. I don't know about the other two. At least 50% I would say.
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2025 01:57 PM (1wjle)
They look like complete privileged assholes.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 10, 2025 01:57 PM (gDhA9)
All the writers for "Sex and the City" were gay males - they simply took gay relationships in New York. and put heterosexual women into those roles.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 10, 2025 01:58 PM (xTIDn)
......
Tweet.
Tweet.
Woof woof.
Posted by: wth at November 10, 2025 01:58 PM (v0R5T)
I just change the channel when NPR "news" is on.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 10, 2025 01:58 PM (Riz8t)
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If only we had the Internet, so we wouldn't have to rely on PBS or NPR...
Oh, wait.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 10, 2025 01:58 PM (22p5n)
How will those hillbillies know climate change is killing their crops and animals if we don't tell them?
Posted by: Ripley at November 10, 2025 01:58 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 10, 2025 01:58 PM (bfwj/)
are now quite touchable
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Psychological, emotional, mental, social, moral, and spiritual Infants in Adult Bodies ... permanently stuck in their Terrible-Twos.
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 10, 2025 01:58 PM (K2ADg)
http://tiny.cc/ysuu001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 01:59 PM (zxP/x)
Poverty can kill your body.
Wealth can kill your soul
Big money got a mean streak
Big money got no soul
Posted by: Geddy at November 10, 2025 01:59 PM (HcoTw)
I’ve never seen and episode if SatS. I didn’t know they all had AIDS.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 10, 2025 01:59 PM (l3YAf)
All these people come from money and their parents are subsidizing their existence. The “job” is a side gig for them. The real job is being left wing agitators.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 10, 2025 01:59 PM (lO7EU)
http://tiny.cc/nsuu001
Posted by: bonhomme
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I guess we gotta stick with the Royal Dansk brand. They're still manufactured in Denmark. Or so the interwebz tells me.
Posted by: scampydog at November 10, 2025 01:59 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 10, 2025 01:58 PM (xTIDn)
++++
This, too, is the story of Tinder.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 01:59 PM (zxP/x)
qdpsjL at the gmail thingy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2025 01:59 PM (Ixlky)
[picking up a magazine] Dammit man, the Doobie Brothers broke up! Shit! When did that happen?
Posted by: Cloistered Appalachian Hillbilly at November 10, 2025 01:56 PM (wVcYX)
Abe Vigoda is dead?!?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Dude. You are on FIRE today.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 10, 2025 02:00 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: mr tmz at November 10, 2025 02:00 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: brindle at November 10, 2025 02:00 PM (EIBfx)
Iowahawk:
I grew up in a small rural community, and I distinctly remember back in '73 how shocked all the grownups were to turn on PBS and learn about World War II for the first time
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 10, 2025 02:00 PM (xTIDn)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 10, 2025 02:00 PM (22p5n)
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2025 01:57 PM (1wjle)
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They write for Teen Vogue. The odds are really really low they're anything but abnormal on the sexual kink scale.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 10, 2025 02:00 PM (UJMvS)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 10, 2025 02:00 PM (s0JqF)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 10, 2025 01:51 PM (l3YAf)
[picking up a magazine] Dammit man, the Doobie Brothers broke up! Shit! When did that happen?
Posted by: Cloistered Appalachian Hillbilly at November 10, 2025 01:56 PM (wVcYX)
/Looks at paper from last year...
There's a new King? They replaced ELVIS? BASTARDS!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2025 02:00 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Jordan61
......
Sounds like the new season of 90 Day Fiance.
Posted by: wth at November 10, 2025 02:00 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: That Guy at November 10, 2025 02:00 PM (pXXpD)
http://tiny.cc/ysuu001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 01:59 PM (zxP/x)
She likes like someone with whom you could have a conversation about Kierkegaard.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 10, 2025 02:01 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 10, 2025 02:01 PM (l3YAf)
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess it was really more about alphabet people grooming teens into being "queer social justice activists" or some shit where AI spits out the same articles every few weeks and a bunch of unwashed layabouts play on their phones all day and congratulate themselves for speaking truth to power.
Posted by: brak at November 10, 2025 02:01 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 10, 2025 02:01 PM (bfwj/)
Gay pedophiles are underrepresented in Congress, after all.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 10, 2025 02:01 PM (xTIDn)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 10, 2025 01:57 PM (lO7EU)
without wealth Michael Jackson would have always just have been a nice black kid with a poor voice. He would never have tried to turn himself white.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 10, 2025 02:02 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: brak at November 10, 2025 02:01 PM (jGJov)
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I reckon that ain't much of a limb.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 02:02 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Oh, nooo! The horror. Maybe they should hire Kamala. She's a woman of color, so, obviously qualified for whatever job it is.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 10, 2025 02:03 PM (0Htd1)
Gay pedophiles are underrepresented in Congress, after all.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 10, 2025 02:01 PM (xTIDn)
Sorry... I'd venture they are way OVER represented.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2025 02:03 PM (mP0Kj)
That's why you didn't sleep.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 10, 2025 02:03 PM (1Nv0l)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2025 01:54 PM (mP0Kj)
I noted that too. It literally is/was the Leftist version of Radio Free Europe - when we were broadcasting the truth into communist countries. Only these fucking communists were broadcasting communist propaganda into MY country. Using my money/our fucking tax dollars to poison us. Fuck them all. Along with Ken Burns.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at November 10, 2025 02:03 PM (JDH8J)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 10, 2025 02:00 PM (22p5n)
*hugs*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Great, now there's water everywhere. Dammit...
Posted by: AOSHQ Facilities Maintenance at November 10, 2025 02:03 PM (TbWk/)
Sounds like the new season of 90 Day Fiance.
Posted by: wth at November 10, 2025 02:00 PM (v0R5T)
I read the "Golden Bachelor" showed his bride where it was going to bury her after he cut her into pieces.
Needless to say, the marriage didn't last.
Wonder why?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)
http://tiny.cc/ysuu001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 01:59 PM (zxP/x)
I'd bet she could pop an olive into her mouth from her navel with them toned abs.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 10, 2025 02:03 PM (wVcYX)
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Reminds me of one of the recent movies I hate the most:
News of the World
It is every racist, classist stereotype of the Liberal Religion rolled into a shitty movie.
And, of course, flat-out lies about all the main "fact" it's based on:
That the American West was illiterate and ill-informed.
But hey, Tom Hanks gets to mock poor, white people and isn't that all that matters?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 10, 2025 02:03 PM (HXT0k)
What’s that noise? Did one of you put a cat in a blender?
Maybe you haven't heard.
We are back. Put a chick in it. Didn't make it gay tho. Sorry Disney.
Posted by: Geddy at November 10, 2025 02:04 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 10, 2025 02:04 PM (L/fGl)
Honestly, how many people are there in any of our lives who could hold a deep conversation about Kierkegaard?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 10, 2025 02:04 PM (Yp6az)
He's a white, male, HR person in the publishing industry.
Imagine how tough he had to be to hang on to his job up to this point.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 10, 2025 02:04 PM (xTIDn)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 10, 2025 02:04 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Archimedes at November 10, 2025 01:58 PM (Riz8t)
There was always one guy in the office that had to say "I heard on NPR today " when you were just trying get get some coffee in breakroom and go back to work.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 10, 2025 02:04 PM (kanec)
Posted by: Bulg at November 10, 2025 02:04 PM (77rzZ)
Is it something that actual teens would find interesting?
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 10, 2025 02:04 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 10, 2025 02:04 PM (1Nv0l)
Nasty aggressive homosexual is no longer a protected class.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 10, 2025 02:05 PM (UJMvS)
Needless to say, the marriage didn't last.
Wonder why?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)
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She didn't think that was sexy? Huh.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 10, 2025 02:05 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 10, 2025 02:05 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 10, 2025 02:04 PM (Yp6az)
To be completely honest... I don't even know who he was. I just remembered the name.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 10, 2025 02:05 PM (ExV1e)
"Danish Style Cookies, artificially flavored, Made in India". Now with more bare ass, rats, and rancid butter.
...
Posted by: Archimedes
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So's your medicine.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2025 02:05 PM (QBs6H)
Maybe he can move in with his brother Jabba.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 10, 2025 02:05 PM (0bjKf)
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 10, 2025 02:06 PM (1Nv0l)
Posted by: Archimedes at November 10, 2025 01:58 PM (Riz8t)
NPR was always unlistenable to me. Such soporific pacing and delivery. Made me sleepy.
Posted by: Bulg at November 10, 2025 02:06 PM (77rzZ)
Hey, did you know that we had a conservative on PBS twenty-five years ago?
Just shows how impartial we are!
Posted by: Ken Burns! at November 10, 2025 02:06 PM (xTIDn)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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I named a Doberman after him.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2025 02:06 PM (QBs6H)
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I got some bad news for you ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 10, 2025 02:06 PM (K2ADg)
Oh, nooo! The horror. Maybe they should hire Kamala. She's a woman of color, so, obviously qualified for whatever job it is.
Posted by: nerdygirl
Or, go compare the fashion choices of some teenage girls "of color" to some teenage girls "of pallor."
They ain't readin' the same fashion magazines.
Posted by: venus-flytrap eyelash extensions at November 10, 2025 02:07 PM (nhCoE)
I made this point to a colleague last week that it feels like the pendulum is swinging back with aplomb.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2025 02:07 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2025 02:07 PM (bFu5X)
JLC character " yes they do Otto they just don't understand it"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 10, 2025 02:07 PM (bfwj/)
Posted by: Beartooth at November 10, 2025 02:04 PM (kanec)
It is known, anyone who tells you what they heard on NPR is an imbecile trying to convince you they're smert.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2025 02:07 PM (dGCAG)
He's a white, male, HR person in the publishing industry.
Imagine how tough he had to be to hang on to his job up to this point.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 10, 2025 02:04 PM (xTIDn)
There's always been that bullshit trope about "as a female professional I have to work ten times harder than the men" which as we've seen time and again is rubbish. They get makework silliness so trivial they spend maybe 30 minutes a day actually producing anything. A white dude these days in BigCorp America has to be the GOAT to hold on to a white collar position so this guy must be the God of HR.
Posted by: Must be phenomenal at his job at November 10, 2025 02:08 PM (TbWk/)
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Now that's some funny stuff.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 10, 2025 02:08 PM (UJMvS)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 10, 2025 02:08 PM (kHop/)
It is known, anyone who tells you what they heard on NPR is an imbecile trying to convince you they're smert.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2025 02:07 PM (dGCAG)
Used to work with a German guy that listened to NPR all the time.
"Well, you're from a socialist country......"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 10, 2025 02:09 PM (lO7EU)
Just shows how impartial we are!
Posted by: Ken Burns! at November 10, 2025 02:06 PM (xTIDn)
Give Ken some credit, he looked and sounded like a lesbian long before it was cool to do so.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2025 02:09 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Bulg at November 10, 2025 02:09 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg
___
Beyond looking at a few listings, meh.
We're debating whether to just buy up some land and build, but seeing how a lot of these construction companies cut corners (sometimes literally), we're taking it very slow and cautious.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 10, 2025 02:09 PM (22p5n)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 10, 2025 02:10 PM (22p5n)
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Now that's some funny stuff.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 10, 2025 02:08 PM (UJMvS)
Wait!!! Venus????? Trans? I thought he was just Gheto!
Posted by: Dr Johny Fever at November 10, 2025 02:10 PM (mP0Kj)
“We see that the biggest and most important football clubs are lagging well behind the wider European business community in the basics of even setting a net zero target.”
Western Europe - an economically stagnant museum, soon to become a caliphate.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 10, 2025 02:10 PM (xTIDn)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 10, 2025 02:04 PM (xTIDn)
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Or how "receptive" to "executive direction"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 02:10 PM (zxP/x)
"Well, you're from a socialist country......"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
So are you.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 10, 2025 02:10 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2025 02:10 PM (npFr7)
Transgender women to be banned from all female Olympic events
https://archive.is/43DZa
Posted by: Archimedes at November 10, 2025 02:10 PM (Riz8t)
Am I still gonna get my stuff the day after I order it? If so, sounds like Amazon knows what it's doing.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 10, 2025 02:11 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Beartooth at November 10, 2025 02:04 PM (kanec)
It is known, anyone who tells you what they heard on NPR is an imbecile trying to convince you they're smert.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2025 02:07 PM (dGCAG
We have a female like that, she usually says ‘oh my g-d! Do you know what Trump’s done now? This will really hurt children!’.
Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2025 02:11 PM (/V9Q9)
Posted by: Bulg at November 10, 2025 02:06 PM (77rzZ)
I especially hated their 'mellifluous' tones and cadences. It was just 'Pied Piper' speak to stupid people who considered themselves smart and worldly.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at November 10, 2025 02:11 PM (JDH8J)
So are you.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 10, 2025 02:10 PM (l3YAf)
I get no government assistance whatsoever, so it's not full socialism.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)
He's white, male, and does not have any immediately visible sexual kinks.
He's a unicorn.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 10, 2025 02:12 PM (xTIDn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2025 02:10 PM (npFr7)
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You're saying AOP cannot be bothered with something as mundane as changing a tire?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 10, 2025 02:12 PM (UJMvS)
Posted by: Count de Monet
......
Hope she's not having crackers with those olives.
Posted by: wth at November 10, 2025 02:13 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Lousy kulak.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2025 02:13 PM (JwNbV)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 10, 2025 02:13 PM (bfwj/)
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Old & Busted: Disco Danny and Disco Duck.
New Hotness: Disco Tranny and Disco Cuck.
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 10, 2025 02:13 PM (f/27w)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 10, 2025 02:12 PM (UJMvS)
Mounting tires on rims. Total pain in the ass. Tire shops have the right tools and do it cheap.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at November 10, 2025 02:13 PM (l3YAf)
The one where they give both sides--the left and the socialist view?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 10, 2025 02:14 PM (HXT0k)
https://archive.is/43DZa
Posted by: Archimedes at November 10, 2025 02:10 PM (Riz8t)
The national women's soccer league had a player who wrote an op-ed about her believing they needed to ban men from their league.
Her team and teammates disavowed her and said they didn't condone or agree with her.
I hope your league dies, you stupid bints. AFTER men take it over and destroy you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at November 10, 2025 02:11 PM (JDH8J)
And Top 40 radio has DJ's that sound like they are wired to nuts on cocaine or something. Can't we get radio presenters that just sound like a guy or a gal chatting with you across a table?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2025 02:14 PM (npFr7)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Oh, yeah? Well then, what gender are those two things in the photo above, because I'm not sure? There must be some middle ground. Maybe we should use the terms "he", "she", "whatever". I think those two might be "whatevers". Just kidding.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 10, 2025 02:14 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 10, 2025 02:14 PM (wBaIH)
https://is.gd/YkR6jZ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
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Saying she can live whatever country she wants
knowing full well that she'll never leave here.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2025 02:14 PM (QBs6H)
So I made an offer on it, $3k under asking. sales manager says no we’re a no haggle dealership. So I said ok then drop the asking price by $3k and I’ll pay your full asking price lol. He chuckled as well said he’d see what he can do and get back to me. I think we can meet in the middle.
Everything is negotiable. Even when it is t.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 10, 2025 02:15 PM (lO7EU)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 10, 2025 02:15 PM (DRSnL)
The one where they give both sides--the left and the socialist view?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at
I think that’s NPR.
And I believe the very unfunny “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me”. Is still airing.
It’s horribly cringeworthy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 10, 2025 02:15 PM (W2Pud)
I hope your league dies, you stupid bints. AFTER men take it over and destroy you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)
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Those are some gals who've never taken a hit from a man. Can you imagine a female goalie trying to defend shot on goal from a guy who probably outweighs his female counterparts by at least 50lbs?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 10, 2025 02:16 PM (UJMvS)
Mind you I'm just a dinosaur boomer straight woman who should just slink off into the desert and die according to these toddlers but some of the "old" ways are still the way it is.
Posted by: Cheri at November 10, 2025 02:16 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: venus-flytrap eyelash extensions at November 10, 2025 02:07 PM (nhCoE)
I've been known to describe myself as a Person of Pallid Penis.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2025 02:16 PM (IG3/x)
What does the acronym GOAT stand for ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2025 02:16 PM (6jJM4)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 10, 2025 02:14 PM (wBaIH)
Seems she neglected to order the box.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
We'd have to check the sex offender lists in D.C., Virginia, and Maryland to know for sure.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 10, 2025 02:16 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
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Time better spent doing less mundane things.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2025 02:16 PM (QBs6H)
https://youtu.be/05WhNMT8FWE
Posted by: Mr. Blandings at November 10, 2025 02:16 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 10, 2025 02:14 PM (wBaIH)
You know how they have those contests for who can write the best short story in two sentences?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2025 02:17 PM (JwNbV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2025 02:16 PM (6jJM4)
Greatest of all time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Everything is negotiable. Even when it is t.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 10, 2025 02:15 PM (lO7EU)
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When "No Haggle" means "No Sale," negotiation often opens up...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 02:17 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
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Met the Fed Ex driver at the end of the driveway last week. He said, "I saw the name on the package and didn't even need to look at the address." Checked the package, scampywife's name. FML.
Posted by: scampydog at November 10, 2025 02:17 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2025 02:16 PM (6jJM4)
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Greatest of All Time.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 10, 2025 02:17 PM (UJMvS)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 10, 2025 02:18 PM (Yp6az)
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There was no better example of Kept Opposition on the R side than those who gasped at his daring to attack the Squad.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 10, 2025 02:18 PM (HXT0k)
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With Trump's permission and assistance, Bibi's Secret Weather Control Satellites and Space Lasers accidentally blew up that while trying to assassinate Charlie Kirk! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 10, 2025 02:18 PM (f/27w)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 10, 2025 02:18 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 10, 2025 02:18 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 10, 2025 02
I am so proud of you! Meanwhile I just ate sour gummy bears from Halloween. They were disappointing at best.
Posted by: Piper at November 10, 2025 02:19 PM (OoFl2)
I didn't realize they eat cereal in the Amazon. I thought it was lizards and shit for breakfast there.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at November 10, 2025 02:19 PM (JDH8J)
Bro Fro?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 10, 2025 02:18 PM (Yp6az)
She married her brother for citizenship and has bad hair?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)
I’m tempted to tell them dudes you’re leaving a lot of money on the table. But I guess they make it up in goodwill from customers who come back to buy tires.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 10, 2025 02:19 PM (lO7EU)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 10, 2025 02:16 PM (UJMvS)
Unfortunately some of them are so brainwashed they'll still toe the tranny line even after getting Scott Sterlinged by a dude who can kick twice as hard as a chick.
Posted by: Open mind, concave face at November 10, 2025 02:19 PM (TbWk/)
Bro Fro?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 10, 2025 02:18 PM (Yp6az)
Persistent rumors that her first "husband" is actually her brother. Immigration scam. Unknown whether any actual ugly-bumping was involved.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2025 02:19 PM (IG3/x)
Flush em all
I can't stand that fake feminine lisp bullshit
Welcome to poverty assholes!
Posted by: Melodicmetal at November 10, 2025 02:20 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 10, 2025 02:12 PM (UJMvS)
(tries again, damned windows key!)
My little old Coats 10/10 tire machine struggles mightily to mount/dismount those 265/75R16 steel belted radials. And AOP struggles mightily to lift those sumbitches up onto the machine. And my little bubble balancer flat-out cannot handle those big 8-lug rims at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2025 02:20 PM (npFr7)
Posted by: rfitz3 at November 10, 2025 02:21 PM (ff0VG)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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It's he, she, it; not whatever.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2025 02:21 PM (QBs6H)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 10, 2025 02:21 PM (90TCz)
It turns out that, get this, "nearly all" of the people fired are LGBT
And this, this HORROR was perpetrated so close to Pride Month?!?!!
Be better, Conde Nast! Be better!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 10, 2025 02:21 PM (Jl99f)
It's he, she, it; not whatever.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2025 02:21 PM (QBs6H)
He shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: No Name Today at November 10, 2025 02:22 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 10, 2025 02:22 PM (bfwj/)
"Nearly all of these staffers identify as LGBTQ"
Identify as? If you're a "T" then you "identify as" something you're not. Otherwise you just are L,G,B,T, or Q.
Or can I "identify as G" even though I am only interested in ladyparts?
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 10, 2025 02:22 PM (1Nv0l)
NY is free bitchez! Mayor Jihadi promised!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2025 02:22 PM (kMqUr)
Tragic stuff here, we may never recover as a nation.
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Now THIS, Democrat-Communists, IS The Government Shutdown Hill TO DEI ON!
Get after it, Chuck U. Schumer ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 10, 2025 02:22 PM (f/27w)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 10, 2025 02
I am so proud of you! Meanwhile I just ate sour gummy bears from Halloween. They were disappointing at best.
Posted by: Piper at November 10, 2025 02:19 PM (OoFl2)
My breakfast was a homemade brownie and the remainder of a bag of chili cheese Fritos, thus covering all the major food groups: the fat group, the salt group, the sugar group, and the chocolate group.
As long as I manage to include the alcohol group before the end of the day, I'll have a balanced diet.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2025 02:23 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2025 02:20 PM (npFr7)
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Sigh I should have known you actually own the tools to do that. So much for that joke.
On a more serious note, I don't even like pulling the tires off my 1/2 ton Chevy truck. I'm not 29 any more and those tires weigh. I can move the tires on the minivan all day long, though.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 10, 2025 02:23 PM (UJMvS)
I had a small interest in a self storage business where the under 22 year olds demanded the firing of their manager. A big meeting of the partners came about what to do. Hy position was a simple NO. The others all said what will we do if they all quit? I said hire new people. This was not a skilled workforce. In the end the partners came around to my position but if I hadn't been there they would have given in to the extortion. I personally would have fired a few of them just to let them know their actual place in the organization.
Guess what, none of the know nothings quit. Not one. In fact, the discipline was enforced and the operation became more efficient and profitable.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 10, 2025 02:23 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2025 02:16 PM
I'm more a Person of Pellucid Penis, myself.
Posted by: The Invisible Man at November 10, 2025 02:23 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: thug dolphin at November 10, 2025 02:23 PM (EyfuW)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 02:23 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2025 02:23 PM (QBs6H)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 10, 2025 02:23 PM (90TCz)
Her demand that all the members of the rival Somali clan in Minneapolis be "eliminated" was illuminating.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 10, 2025 02:23 PM (xTIDn)
Posted by: EveR at November 10, 2025 02:23 PM (GMel5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 10, 2025 02:24 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 10, 2025 02:04 PM (Yp6az)
To be completely honest... I don't even know who he was. I just remembered the name.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
He's one of those people you learned a little bit about in college, and then promptly forgot.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 10, 2025 02:24 PM (0Htd1)
Gonna make 1910's Russia look like a picnic.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2025 02:24 PM (JwNbV)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at November 10, 2025 02:11 PM (JDH8J)
NPR has the anechoic studio sound with the filters making everything even as they slowly moved into uptalking and vocal fry.
Pacifica Radio had the mellifluous ex-smokers with the measured pacing and controlled breathing
Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2025 02:25 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 10, 2025 02:24 PM (zZu0s)
White or brown?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)
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Begun, the gravy wars have
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 02:25 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: blake
What I am enjoying is that I am seeing a lot of videos now of protesting shrieking harpies whether it is pro-Hamas, anti-ICE, anti-LE, etc. getting thrown around. They want to act like they are girl boss bad asses by getting into LE faces, blocking ICE trucks, throwing rocks, bricks, etc. at pro-Hamas rallies but cry and scream like bitches when they are thrown to the ground and handcuffed like they should be. Reality comes at them hard.
Posted by: Cheri at November 10, 2025 02:26 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Pray The Gay Away at November 10, 2025 02:26 PM (VE6nQ)
I blame what's coming on those Lutheran organizations that helped import these un-assimilable savages here. If they'd ministered to them over there in Somalia they'd have my respect. Bringing them here and turning Minneapolis into Mogadishu earns them nothing but my contempt. And hatred.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at November 10, 2025 02:26 PM (JDH8J)
On a more serious note, I don't even like pulling the tires off my 1/2 ton Chevy truck. I'm not 29 any more and those tires weigh. I can move the tires on the minivan all day long, though.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 10, 2025 02:23 PM (UJMvS)
I will do the 15" tires on Studebakers all day long, easy-peasy, which is why I bought the old machine in the first place. 300 bucks well-spent.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2025 02:26 PM (npFr7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)
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Chicken, so yellow.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 10, 2025 02:27 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2025 02:28 PM (QBs6H)
Lahut wrote on Spotfund that he's seeking short-term help in the wake of his firing.
"After getting terminated as one of the Fired Four at Condé Nast, I need to shore up a couple months of rent as I get on my feet," he wrote.
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He's moved on to the third stage of grieving about getiing fired. It goes anger, denial, douchebag...
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 10, 2025 02:28 PM (hZ1gu)
Posted by: Bulg
There was a local NPR station here that had absolutely the best oldies music. It was in the hands of a man who had been a disk jockey. He must have had an incredible record collection. He played songs that no other oldies station had. He retired and the NPR station went back to the usual bland, liberal talk radio sh*t.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 10, 2025 02:29 PM (0Htd1)
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Uh, huh. Kill Whitey because he was wearing a short skirt and had it coming?
More like "the 2020 racial wreckoning," Semafor, amirite?
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 10, 2025 02:30 PM (gofuB)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 10, 2025 02:28 PM (hZ1gu)
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...stroke, compost?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 10, 2025 02:30 PM (x7EH8)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 10, 2025 02:15 PM
If you're planning on the TxMoMe Triathalon next year, I have some concerns about you getting enough protein to support your training regime.
Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at November 10, 2025 02:30 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 10, 2025 02:28 PM (hZ1gu)
++++
I usually see:
1. Shock
2. Panic
3. Resignation
4. Frustration
5. New job
You can skip the first two stages through attentiveness and planning.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 10, 2025 02:31 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: SMOD at November 10, 2025 02:31 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at November 10, 2025 02:30 PM (0sNs1)
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Does wenching bacon, jerky, and ham count as a triathlon?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 10, 2025 02:31 PM (DRSnL)
Gun to mybhead: sausage gravy is the best even though brown b gravy on turkey or egg foo Yung is delicious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 10, 2025 02:32 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2025 02:32 PM (npFr7)
Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at November 10, 2025 02:30 PM (0sNs1)
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So, the Triathlon is, what? Bacon, Shiner, Buffalo Trace?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 10, 2025 02:32 PM (x7EH8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 10, 2025 02:32 PM (zZu0s)
Her demand that all the members of the rival Somali clan in Minneapolis be "eliminated" was illuminating.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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Her sponsored candidate lost the mayoral race.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2025 02:33 PM (QBs6H)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 10, 2025 02:33 PM (SRRAx)
Does wenching bacon, jerky, and ham count as a triathlon?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 10, 2025 02:31 PM (DRSnL)
Win.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2025 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)
I could watch it once a week! Primetime stuff.
Posted by: m at November 10, 2025 02:33 PM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 10, 2025 02:31 PM
That's exactly what it is. You really stepped up this year, and I want to see continued progress in your career.
We're talking potential Wenching HOF here, you know.
Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at November 10, 2025 02:33 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 10, 2025 02:34 PM (x7EH8)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 10, 2025 02:34 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2025 02:33 PM (QBs6H)
Yeah, the one who looked like beelzebubs little minion.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 10, 2025 02:34 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: SMOD at November 10, 2025 02:34 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2025 02:33 PM (QBs6H)
And the world was thus robbed of the chance at seeing that fucking gremlin say "Look at me! I am the mayor now!"
Sad.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2025 02:34 PM (JwNbV)
Remember the piped in music {usually easy listening} businesses and restaurants had in the 60s, 70s.
Posted by: thug dolphin at November 10, 2025 02:35 PM (EyfuW)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2025 02:35 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 10, 2025 02:18 PM (uWKK
_____________________________
I'll have you know when I was killed when my 1943 Tractor rolled over on me, my hair flew off and no one bothered to grab it because they thought it was a field of wheat grass. Still there to this day, and it's become a wildlife refuge.
Posted by: Jim Traficant at November 10, 2025 02:35 PM (dIske)
Her demand that all the members of the rival Somali clan in Minneapolis be "eliminated" was illuminating.
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The War of Northern Aggression featured blue vs grey--I wonder what colors the Minneapolis one will use?
Posted by: Crusader at November 10, 2025 02:35 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at November 10, 2025 02:30 PM (0sNs1)
Shoot rifles, shoot pistols, eat like a pig with plenty of libations?
I believe that is the Triathalon of which you speak.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 10, 2025 02:35 PM (yKmBH)
Posted by: SMOD at November 10, 2025 02:36 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Crusader at November 10, 2025 02:35 PM (TN0g+)
Pink with orange stripes.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 10, 2025 02:36 PM (yKmBH)
Posted by: Paul at November 10, 2025 02:37 PM (nbHuw)
And I laughed to myself at the men and the ladies
Who never conceived of us billion dollar babies
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2025 02:37 PM (pkeXY)
Posted by: Crusader at November 10, 2025 02:35 PM (TN0g+)
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Commie Red and Islamist Green.
Imagine watermelons exploding everywhere ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 10, 2025 02:38 PM (gofuB)
Posted by: Crusader at November 10, 2025 02:35 PM (TN0g+)
bloo-pering and gra-ting
Posted by: m at November 10, 2025 02:39 PM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Ronsonic at November 10, 2025 02:40 PM (ZDUTO)
As I understood it, they're not reforming Teen Vogue - they're eliminating it altogether.[-i]
Elimination issues are such a challenging chore for LGBT folk!
Be better, Conde Nast! Be better!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 10, 2025 02:40 PM (Jl99f)
Oh my! Closing tage dailure!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 10, 2025 02:41 PM (Jl99f)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 10, 2025 02:41 PM (pIfcn)
Type in haste, read like a dork!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 10, 2025 02:41 PM (Jl99f)
... I can remember the Soviets trying this
Posted by: SMOD at November 10, 2025 02:43 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!
Saturday Night Live used to do a bit based on that. It often had our friend, Alec Baldwin.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 10, 2025 02:43 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: SMOD at November 10, 2025 02:45 PM (RHGPo)
They went along with this for years, but the absolute bottom has fallen out of the media and they just can't afford this any longer.
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Make America Great Again in Hollywood!
Posted by: mrp at November 10, 2025 02:46 PM (rj6Yv)
Which side will sport the venerable banner of the Sainted George of the Most Excellent Banana-Mayonnaise Sammiches?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 10, 2025 02:49 PM (Jl99f)
Posted by: SMOD
Snipers with suppressed weapons.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2025 02:56 PM (kMqUr)
So, like in prison where you shiv someone on your first day, to show you can't be messed with.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 10, 2025 02:57 PM (0Htd1)
I do……. https://ch00sey0urp0siti0n86.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Margarita Ankunding at November 10, 2025 03:41 PM (Ei/TH)
Posted by: Tracy at November 10, 2025 03:43 PM (8BeDK)
I do
Posted by: Margarita Ankunding at November 10, 2025 03:41 PM (Ei/TH)
They don't think it be like that, but it do
Posted by: heywood the third at November 10, 2025 04:02 PM (3xY1r)
We need to resume calling them by their erstwhile nom de guerre.
Oh, and can we talk about 'gender appropriation,' ladies? Seriously. There's a reason they were always called the woman-haters--in more honest times.
Posted by: Beverly at November 10, 2025 07:03 PM (Epeb0)
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Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 10, 2025 07:14 PM (gDhA9)
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