Mid-Morning Art Thread

Brigand and His Wife in Prayer
Léopold Robert

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Slaking that first

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 12, 2025 09:30 AM (w9Wax)

2 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at November 12, 2025 09:31 AM (R11M+)

3 she's not praying.

Posted by: cmeat at November 12, 2025 09:31 AM (R11M+)

4 She's praying for a speedy delivery.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 12, 2025 09:31 AM (0nHVk)

5 The prayer theme continues.
I like it!

Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2025 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

6 Not so happy couple, are they?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 12, 2025 09:32 AM (NwnyJ)

7 The theme continues. I like it. New artist too.

Posted by: Tuna at November 12, 2025 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)

8 he's asking for the tva to reach his house.

Posted by: cmeat at November 12, 2025 09:32 AM (R11M+)

9 Looks as if she's got a bun in the oven.

3 days into the week, and nothing to offend the eye.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 12, 2025 09:32 AM (s0JqF)

10 Well dressed for a brigand.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at November 12, 2025 09:33 AM (JXPGD)

11

Praying for deliverance...

Posted by: Ped Xing at November 12, 2025 09:33 AM (KrNsD)

12 She's praying for a girl and he wants a boy.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2025 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

13 Thank you for all the prayerful paintings, CBD.
Much appreciated.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 12, 2025 09:33 AM (CMSLe)

14 She wanted pickles! and all you got her was this stupid hat.
Moral of the story: Do not cross a pregnant wife!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 12, 2025 09:33 AM (w9Wax)

15 They had telephone poles back then?

/

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 09:34 AM (Nn/9H)

16 Im pretty sure she is looking over her shoulder to the real father. I see contempt in her face, so this whole situation won’t end well.

Posted by: Cookie at November 12, 2025 09:34 AM (QuqHN)

17 Wife of armed robber is pregnant and Catholic.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 12, 2025 09:35 AM (p9rFX)

18 Another prayer painting. Just what is CBD trying to tell us?

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 09:35 AM (77rzZ)

19 Expecting a little baby brigand.
They're called crumbsnatchers for a reason.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 12, 2025 09:35 AM (2MeEb)

20 This is nice, but CBD is lulling us into complacency. Pray there's no Ottoman on Friday!

Posted by: Evil Never Rests at November 12, 2025 09:35 AM (oftw2)

21 Needs more sliming stripes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 09:35 AM (ishno)

22 They are long ways from the local town.

Posted by: dantesed at November 12, 2025 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)

23 She does not look happy.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 09:36 AM (F2Ar1)

24 The Met-

"Brigand and His Wife in Prayer" by Léopold Robert depicts a brigand and his pregnant wife praying at a roadside shrine, reflecting themes of devotion and the struggles of their life in the mountains of central Italy.

The painting highlights the contrast between their criminal lifestyle and their deep religious faith."

Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2025 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

25 james adie

Posted by: cmeat at November 12, 2025 09:37 AM (R11M+)

26 I always laughed at mafia guys being religious. I don't think they understood the concept.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 09:37 AM (EYmYM)

27 They had telephone poles back then?
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe

Where else could the crows perch?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 12, 2025 09:38 AM (CcfmG)

28 She's praying for a girl and he wants a boy.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2025 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

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"Dear God, is it too much to ask for triplets?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 09:38 AM (Nn/9H)

29 Something about a criminal praying before he commits crimes is kind of odd to me.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 12, 2025 09:38 AM (NR6c1)

30 21 sure beats slimming stripes

Posted by: cmeat at November 12, 2025 09:39 AM (R11M+)

31 They had telephone poles back then?

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 09:34 AM (Nn/9H)
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Look carefully.

Wireless.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2025 09:39 AM (G/BeD)

32 She fell for the bad boy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 12, 2025 09:39 AM (wVcYX)

33 First time I have seen the spear and sponge depicted with a cross. Interesting.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 12, 2025 09:39 AM (zzXla)

34 They're going to name the little bandito Frito.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

35 The Brigand's wife was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at November 12, 2025 09:39 AM (gHosT)

36 She looks like their child will arrive soon.

They are both kneeling, and his head is bent, as if honoring a fellow brigand who fell during a raid.

Are these the kind of brigands who roamed the Spanish mountains, like during their Civil War? If so, I'd expect "Ingles" (Robert Jordan) to show up any second.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 09:39 AM (wzUl9)

37 She's praying it isn't twins this time.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 09:39 AM (soZKq)

38
Uh oh, dude. I hope you have some whiskey in the jar-o, because Molly there already dimed you out to Captain Farrell.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 12, 2025 09:39 AM (RFyPq)

39 2 ms?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 09:40 AM (ishno)

40 He looks more like a gypsy . All brigands are gypsies but not all gypsies are brigands or is it the other way around?

Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 09:40 AM (EYmYM)

41 Where else could the crows perch?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 12, 2025 09:38 AM (CcfmG)

----------------

* golf clap *

Was wonderful to meet, hang out, and chat with you in TX.

Please give our best as well to your beau ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 09:40 AM (Nn/9H)

42 There wouldn't have been any San Gennaro Festivals without the mob paying for it.

Posted by: Five Families at November 12, 2025 09:40 AM (oftw2)

43 38 so it is red molly

Posted by: cmeat at November 12, 2025 09:40 AM (R11M+)

44 Something about a criminal praying before he commits crimes is kind of odd to me.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 12, 2025 09:38 AM (NR6c1)
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"Crime does not pray."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2025 09:41 AM (G/BeD)

45 Looks like they're praying to a power pole. Odd painting. Don't think I'd hang.
Thx anyway CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 09:41 AM (bfwj/)

46 He regrets not buying ammo nor focusing on fundamentals. Plus, his shit was wobbly.

Posted by: Weasel at November 12, 2025 09:41 AM (2u3vn)

47 She fell for the bad boy.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 12, 2025 09:39 AM (wVcYX)
******
Her mother tried to warn her, but she didn't listen.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2025 09:41 AM (NpAcC)

48 The art has been beautiful this week. Thank you.

It's a nice painting. I like the subject matter and the colors.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 09:41 AM (Sco7b)

49 "do not take the red molly"

Posted by: cmeat at November 12, 2025 09:42 AM (R11M+)

50 He looks more like a gypsy . All brigands are gypsies but not all gypsies are brigands or is it the other way around?
Posted by: the way I see it

He had to settle for Micaëla after Carmen dumped him.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 09:43 AM (77rzZ)

51 You see dear, the 8th Commandment is more what you'd call a Guideline.

Posted by: The Brigand at November 12, 2025 09:43 AM (wVcYX)

52 What's a Brigand?

Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at November 12, 2025 09:43 AM (gHosT)

53 It's all fun and games until someone gets knocked-up.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 09:43 AM (1Nv0l)

54 Now his hat is all dirty.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2025 09:44 AM (dyewR)

55 Nicely done. Good use of color and light and spacing.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 12, 2025 09:44 AM (WPL6O)

56 Did Brigands wear Brigandine?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 09:44 AM (ishno)

57 A Brig and what?

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 09:44 AM (1Nv0l)

58 If you told me this was a painting of a Peruvian shepherd and his wife I would not question it.

The hat would cause the confusion.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 09:44 AM (EYmYM)

59 What's a Brigand?
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at November 12, 2025 09:43 AM

A bandit, a desperado, a highwayman.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 12, 2025 09:45 AM (RFyPq)

60 Her mother tried to warn her, but she didn't listen.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2025 09:41 AM (NpAcC)
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https://youtu.be/3xPo73Qk66Q

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2025 09:45 AM (G/BeD)

61 He looks to be without a plethora of piñatas. Bereft, even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 12, 2025 09:45 AM (wVcYX)

62 What's a Brigand?
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at November 12, 2025 09:43 AM

A bandit

Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 09:45 AM (EYmYM)

63 A Maverick?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 09:45 AM (ishno)

64 brigandoon

Posted by: cmeat at November 12, 2025 09:45 AM (R11M+)

65 40 He looks more like a gypsy . All brigands are gypsies but not all gypsies are brigands or is it the other way around?
Posted by: the way I see it

We Leutonians hate all Gypsy!! Ptui!! Plague on planet! Deport! Deport! Deport!

Posted by: The Happy Wanderers (Schmenge Brothers) at November 12, 2025 09:45 AM (oftw2)

66 Thought bubble:
"At least I'm not on a donkey headed for Bethlehem."

Posted by: The Brigand's wife at November 12, 2025 09:46 AM (gHosT)

67 I bet she stole that baby.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 12, 2025 09:46 AM (RFyPq)

68 If the cops ever catch him, he'll wind up in the brig.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 09:46 AM (77rzZ)

69 He looks more like a gardner.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 09:46 AM (ishno)

70 We Leutonians hate all Gypsy!! Ptui!! Plague on planet! Deport! Deport! Deport!
Posted by: The Happy Wanderers (Schmenge Brothers) at November 12, 2025 09:45 AM (oftw2)

Almost time to exchange socks.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 09:47 AM (EYmYM)

71 Better than OK art. The scene is very interesting... almost captivating. Wouldn't work in the Man Cave, though.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at November 12, 2025 09:47 AM (6qf1m)

72 Brigandage refers to criminal activity.

Posted by: dantesed at November 12, 2025 09:48 AM (Oy/m2)

73 52 What's a Brigand?
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask

Twenty bucks. Same as in town.

Posted by: Geez, people! Come on... at November 12, 2025 09:48 AM (gHosT)

74 Bet them earrings 'o 'is cost a buccaneer.

Posted by: Billy Bones at November 12, 2025 09:49 AM (Ki8Tv)

75 pirate corn

Posted by: cmeat at November 12, 2025 09:50 AM (R11M+)

76 She's got a couple of brigadinos in the oven.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 09:50 AM (1Nv0l)

77 The Subaru Brigand never caught on as a three wheeled delivery vehicle.

Posted by: Car Nerd at November 12, 2025 09:50 AM (gHosT)

78 The little bun in the oven would go on to be a prominent member of the Bergin Hunt and Fish Club.

Posted by: Mob Rule at November 12, 2025 09:50 AM (oftw2)

79 So the husband is a gang member ? Where's ICE ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 09:50 AM (VE6XX)

80 Look carefully.

Wireless.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2025 09:39 AM (G/BeD)

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 09:50 AM (Nn/9H)

81 Can any of you gun folks identify the rifle?

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

82 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around.
Dang. He may not know it yet, but as soon as he's done praying, he's in deep trouble. I've seen that same look on Mrs D before. Not good. Not good at all.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2025 09:51 AM (2WIwB)

83 I got nothing for this. No snark or witty comment or even historical note.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 12, 2025 09:51 AM (ufSfZ)

84 One telephone pole is never going to cut it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 09:52 AM (ishno)

85 A bandit, a desperado, a highwayman.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 12, 2025 09:45 AM (RFyPq)

"Brigare" means "to fight" in Latin. Probably where "brigade" come from. But how it morphed into a term for a bad guy is beyond me...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2025 09:52 AM (n9ltV)

86 Diog, how'd the geezer golf go yesterday?

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 09:52 AM (77rzZ)

87 The Subaru Brigand never caught on as a three wheeled delivery vehicle.

Posted by: Car Nerd at November 12, 2025 09:50 AM (gHosT)

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If they'd only named and marketed it as the Trigand ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 09:52 AM (Nn/9H)

88 He's concerned. She doesn't have wide birthing hips.

Posted by: Push! at November 12, 2025 09:53 AM (gHosT)

89 One telephone pole is never going to cut it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 09:52 AM (ishno)

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A second one is coming ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 09:53 AM (Nn/9H)

90 A long time forgotten our dreams had just fell by the way

And the good life he promised ain't what she's livin' today

But she never complains of the bad times or bad things he's done, Lord

She just talks about the good times they've had and all the good times to come

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 12, 2025 09:54 AM (wVcYX)

91 He looks more like a gypsy . All brigands are gypsies but not all gypsies are brigands or is it the other way around?
Posted by: the way I see it

According to Cher, they're also tramps and thieves.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 12, 2025 09:54 AM (ufSfZ)

92 What's that in the lower left corner?

Posted by: dantesed at November 12, 2025 09:54 AM (Oy/m2)

93 The origin story of Niccolò Machiavelli, in one act.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 09:54 AM (1Nv0l)

94 Can any of you gun folks identify the rifle?
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

A late1700's Beretta.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 09:54 AM (EYmYM)

95 Is it time to boil water and get some clean towels yet?

Posted by: Expectant TV Sitcom Mothers at November 12, 2025 09:54 AM (oftw2)

96 He dropped his sombrero.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 09:55 AM (ishno)

97 92 What's that in the lower left corner?
Posted by: dantesed at November 12, 2025 09:54 AM (Oy/m2)

A hat ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 09:56 AM (VE6XX)

98 I think it's his hat. Which he would have taken off while praying.

Posted by: But what do I know about religion? at November 12, 2025 09:56 AM (gHosT)

99 It was a much simpler trip once they put the railroad through.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2025 09:56 AM (dyewR)

100 hondo

Posted by: cmeat at November 12, 2025 09:56 AM (R11M+)

101 Does the second thingee hold ammo?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 09:56 AM (ishno)

102 "Brigare" means "to fight" in Latin. Probably where "brigade" come from. But how it morphed into a term for a bad guy is beyond me...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2025 09:52 AM (n9ltV)

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[Per Brave search "AI:"]

This early meaning was not inherently negative, as these soldiers were part of legitimate military units.

However, the term began to shift in connotation during the 14th century, particularly in English, where the distinction between professional mercenary armies and armed, organized criminals blurred.

As soldiers often turned to pillaging and robbery after wars ended or when unpaid, the word "brigand" increasingly came to describe those who lived by theft and violence outside established authority.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 09:57 AM (Nn/9H)

103 That's the actual Carcano the CIA dropped in the Book Suppository to implicate that patsy Oswald.

Posted by: Ted Cruz Dad at November 12, 2025 09:57 AM (oftw2)

104 NGOs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 09:58 AM (ishno)

105 The brigands who inhabited the mountains outside of Rome were known for both their criminal ways and their profound religious devotion.

Too dark in many ways. Would not hang.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 09:58 AM (abIsI)

106 Got a bun in the oven.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 09:58 AM (jc0TO)

107 She doesn't look too thrilled...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 09:58 AM (VE6XX)

108 lol

Two Danes who are referred to as “Godfathers of Wind” for spearheading wind electricity have the sadz. They see the mood shifting on climate change. People aren’t freaking out about it as much as they used to.

Womp womp.

And of course it’s Trump’s fault. But you already knew that. And also the voters who are against climate change green nonsense are too stupid to know they’re voting against their own interests. Which you also already knew.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 09:59 AM (F2Ar1)

109 He dropped his sombrero.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 09:55 AM (ishno)

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Sounds like Hakeem Jeffries in the bathhouse ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 09:59 AM (Nn/9H)

110 The Mafia initiation is basically mocking God.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 10:00 AM (EYmYM)

111 106 Got a bun in the oven.
Posted by: toby928(c)

They know what causes that now.

Posted by: Science! at November 12, 2025 10:00 AM (gHosT)

112 He told her mountain hikes are good exercise for someone who's eight months pregnant.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2025 10:00 AM (dyewR)

113 Shotgun wedding, yes … ?

Posted by: Dr_No at November 12, 2025 10:00 AM (ayRl+)

114 There wouldn't have been any San Gennaro Festivals without the mob paying for it.
Posted by: Five Families at November 12, 2025

***
Laura San Gennaro was adorable in Quigley Down Under.

(Oh. Wait. . . .)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:01 AM (wzUl9)

115 What's a Brigand?
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at November 12, 2025 09:43 AM
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It's pay $20 or your life. Same as in town.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 12, 2025 10:02 AM (IBQGV)

116 The only redeeming quality of this painting is, he appears to be carrying a long gun.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 10:02 AM (abIsI)

117 Thought Bubble: "Dad warned me about this guy."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2025 10:02 AM (dyewR)

118 established authority

Great work comrade. Authority that can be bought. Traded.

Posted by: thug dolphin at November 12, 2025 10:03 AM (EyfuW)

119 She looks like a hostage.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2025 10:03 AM (8o16y)

120 Two Danes who are referred to as “Godfathers of Wind"

So, flatulence?

Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 10:03 AM (FQO7+)

121 She doesn't look too thrilled...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025

***
Not only does she feel like she's the size of a planet, she is not looking forward to hauling a bambino all around the mountains on Husband's raids.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:03 AM (wzUl9)

122 The guy's got a helluva an earring.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 10:03 AM (jc0TO)

123 Mama said there'd be days like this...

Posted by: The other thought bubble at November 12, 2025 10:03 AM (gHosT)

124 The guy is thinking, no one knows you in this town, they said. Go ahead and have fun with her. You'll never see the wench again.....

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 12, 2025 10:04 AM (g8Ew8)

125 Shotgun wedding, yes … ?

Posted by: Dr_No at November 12, 2025 10:00 AM (ayRl+)

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Nice.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 10:04 AM (Nn/9H)

126 he appears to be carrying a long gun."

There's a Paolo line in there...

Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 10:04 AM (FQO7+)

127 122 The guy's got a helluva an earring.
Posted by: toby928(c) [/i

Left ear. Not gay.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 10:04 AM (abIsI)

128 Diog, how'd the geezer golf go yesterday?
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 09:52 AM (77rzZ)

It was the final outing for golfing with the geezers. After yesterday it's just pickup rounds until spring. I did pretty good. Won two holes and got closest to the hole on a Par 3. ( about 3 feet). Good news I won $13. Bad news is we're down to 9 guys so the money pool was small. Most of the regular players have gone to warmer climates for the winter.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2025 10:05 AM (2WIwB)

129 What's a Brigand?
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at November 12, 2025 09:43 AM

Someone was too busy getting laid in high school to play AD&D.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 10:05 AM (Sco7b)

130 hondo
Posted by: cmeat at November 12, 2025

***
"A man ought to do what he thinks is right."
( -- Hondo Lane)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:05 AM (wzUl9)

131 Left ear. Not gay.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 10:04 AM

Might be one on the other side.

Trans.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 10:05 AM (jc0TO)

132 Two Danes who are referred to as “Godfathers of Wind"

So, flatulence?

Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 10:03 AM (FQO7+)

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“Godfarters of Wind" typo?

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 10:06 AM (Nn/9H)

133 Then there is "Brigantine", a two masted ship. Do brigands favor brigantines, or will they sail on just anything?

Posted by: The Dogs Barque... at November 12, 2025 10:06 AM (oftw2)

134
You're a fine girl, he said. What a good wife you would be, he said...

Posted by: The next thought bubble at November 12, 2025 10:06 AM (gHosT)

135 Waarem een hond?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2025 10:06 AM (8o16y)

136 Is that a bone handled dagger?

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 10:07 AM (jc0TO)

137 20th century cinematic version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pf8BkFLBRw

Posted by: clams on the half shell and roller skates, roller skates at November 12, 2025 10:07 AM (kvDvI)

138 or will they sail on just anything?"

Phrasing there...

Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 10:08 AM (tubbA)

139 136 Is that a bone handled dagger?

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Or are you just enjoying the show?

Posted by: Lily vonSchtupp at November 12, 2025 10:08 AM (dyewR)

140 Wife: "Stop breaking the law, asshole!!!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:08 AM (bFu5X)

141 133 Then there is "Brigantine", a two masted ship. Do brigands favor brigantines, or will they sail on just anything?

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They'll have to ketch up.

Posted by: Oh, no. Maritime puns... at November 12, 2025 10:08 AM (gHosT)

142 His hat laying on the ground looks, well, flamboyant. Maybe he does have to earrings.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 10:09 AM (abIsI)

143 141 133 Then there is "Brigantine", a two masted ship. Do brigands favor brigantines, or will they sail on just anything?

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They'll have to ketch up.
Posted by: Oh, no. Maritime puns..

They're mizzen the real point.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 10:10 AM (abIsI)

144 > Two Danes who are referred to as “Godfathers of Wind"
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Spinning windmills is cheap. Producing anything of value off that will cost more than spinning the windmill.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 12, 2025 10:10 AM (NwnyJ)

145 That's how I wore my hair in Junior High school. My dad wanted in short and I wanted it long, this was the compromise.

Posted by: call me mister tibbs at November 12, 2025 10:10 AM (XSpKf)

146 Her facial expression says, "It's good that you're devout but you do see the asshole approaching us, right?"

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 10:11 AM (ExV1e)

147 Was Brigand part of a 60s rock band?

Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2025 10:11 AM (pZEOD)

148 79 year old Vietnam Vet shot a killed a naked guy who was breaking into apartments in broad daylight. When confronted the naked guy threw the Vet to the ground breaking both the vets legs and was on top of him when the vet was able to pull his gun and shoot the guy point blank and then another time for good measure when he got off of him.

Expect LA DA to indict vet when he gets out of the hospital. /s

Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 10:11 AM (EYmYM)

149 Brigands favor brigantines.
They like the cut of their jib.

Posted by: Groan at November 12, 2025 10:12 AM (gHosT)

150 Then there is "Brigantine", a two masted ship. Do brigands favor brigantines, or will they sail on just anything?

---
They'll have to ketch up.
Posted by: Oh, no. Maritime puns... at November 12, 2025 10:08 AM

Yawl kill me.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 10:12 AM (jc0TO)

151 The look on the lady's face is because the Sheriff is near.

Posted by: Long Arm Of The Law at November 12, 2025 10:12 AM (oftw2)

152 And yawl keel me.

Posted by: So there at November 12, 2025 10:14 AM (gHosT)

153 You're a fine girl, he said. What a good wife you would be, he said...
Posted by: The next thought bubble at November 12, 2025

***
They look to be a long ways from a port on a western bay. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:14 AM (wzUl9)

154 150 Then there is "Brigantine", a two masted ship. Do brigands favor brigantines, or will they sail on just anything?

---------

They set a course for Brigadoon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2025 10:14 AM (dyewR)

155 Yawl kill me.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 10:12 AM (jc0TO)

I don't know if youre being nice and leaving the pun for someone else but

Yawl Keel me

Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 10:14 AM (EYmYM)

156 And yawl keel me.
Posted by: So there at November 12, 2025

***
Clipper? I don't even know 'er!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:15 AM (wzUl9)

157 because the Sheriff is near."

Strike up the band!

Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 10:15 AM (tubbA)

158 155 see 152.

Posted by: Missed it by THAT much at November 12, 2025 10:16 AM (gHosT)

159 Yawl kill me.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Yachta, yachta, yachta...

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:16 AM (77rzZ)

160 There is a pipe tobacco blend called Hamborger Veermaster (= a four-masted ship out of Hamburg). Naturally everybody calls it, you guessed it, "Hamburger Beermaster."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:16 AM (wzUl9)

161 because the Sheriff is near."

Strike up the band!
Posted by: man

I present to you this laurel and a hearty handshake.
Oh.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 10:17 AM (soZKq)

162 155 see 152.
Posted by: Missed it by THAT much at November 12, 2025 10:16 AM (gHosT

You're a ghost . I didn't see you.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 10:17 AM (EYmYM)

163 ... while I whip this out....

Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 10:17 AM (tubbA)

164 >>Then there is "Brigantine", a two masted ship.

The yacht America that won the Hundred Sovereign Cup that then became the America's Cup was a brigantine.

Country full of pirates.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2025 10:18 AM (viF8m)

165 (gHosT)

You paid pixy for that hash, right?

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 10:18 AM (jc0TO)

166 With the bone handled dagger I believe he prefers a cutter.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 10:18 AM (abIsI)

167 Won't someone help that poor man!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 10:18 AM (bfwj/)

168 The fellow was watching out for his young family. Can you think of a place less likely to be affected by the rising sea levels?

Posted by: Danish Godfathers of Wind at November 12, 2025 10:18 AM (oftw2)

169 My dog just helped himself to a sip of coffee. He is already part goblin. Sigh.

Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2025 10:18 AM (p4NUW)

170 Stay back or the nagger gets it!

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 10:19 AM (jc0TO)

171 Ya gotta be fleet with the maritime puns around here.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:19 AM (77rzZ)

172 It takes some real panache to wear a cloak like that!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:19 AM (wzUl9)

173 *They'll have to ketch up.*

These puns are making me kvetch.

Posted by: Make it stop at November 12, 2025 10:19 AM (gHosT)

174 It's twue! It's twue!

Posted by: All the Kardashian wymens at November 12, 2025 10:19 AM (Y1sOo)

175 Do what he say! Do what he say!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:19 AM (bFu5X)

176 I wouldn't have known he was a brigand if the title didn't tell me! Are there telltale signs of brigandry I am missing?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 10:19 AM (yjAVs)

177 As we do the entire Blazing Saddles movie...

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 10:19 AM (soZKq)

178 You just know he's wearing a red sash.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 10:19 AM (jc0TO)

179 I wouldn't have known he was a brigand if the title didn't tell me! Are there telltale signs of brigandry I am missing?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025

***
His official Brigand Badge is hidden by the cloak.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:20 AM (wzUl9)

180 I don't have whisky in a jar-o, but I do have a touch of the creature. Does that count?

Posted by: The Brigand at November 12, 2025 10:20 AM (yjAVs)

181 Maybe she's praying the kid looks like him, because there's a good chance it won't?

Posted by: PabloD at November 12, 2025 10:20 AM (I8S3t)

182 79 year old Vietnam Vet shot a killed a naked guy who was breaking into apartments in broad daylight.

I warned you about those guys!

Posted by: Randy Newman at November 12, 2025 10:20 AM (ufSfZ)

183 RMBS, good to see you. Yesterday we were having a discussion here about how wokeism has ruined both Catholicism and the mainline Protestant churches, and I wished you were around because I wanted to know to what extent wokeism has infiltrated Eastern Orthodoxy.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:21 AM (77rzZ)

184 She'll stay by his side until the bitter end.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 10:21 AM (abIsI)

185 His official Brigand Badge is hidden by the cloak.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:20 AM (wzUl9)
++++
Ah. Chilly weather often makes identification difficult.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 10:21 AM (yjAVs)

186 *You paid pixy for that hash, right?*

Ha!

Posted by: Casper the friendly at November 12, 2025 10:21 AM (gHosT)

187 Maritime puns?

* Giving everybody a stern look *

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:21 AM (wzUl9)

188 Cops were called to Letitia James' rental property over a dozen times. Check out the pic of her niece.

https://tinyurl.com/2t4m5bsp

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 12, 2025 10:21 AM (XvL8K)

189 I saw a rain dirty valley
You saw Brigadoon
I saw the crescent
You saw the whole of the moon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 10:22 AM (bfwj/)

190 She'll stay by his side until ~~the bitter end~~ offered 12 months' probation and time served if she rolls on him.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 10:21 AM (abIsI)
++++
Updated for accuracy

Posted by: Fact-Checkers Local 203 at November 12, 2025 10:22 AM (yjAVs)

191 Bad Boys Bad Boys
Whatcha Gonna do

Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 10:22 AM (EYmYM)

192 She'll stay by his side until the bitter end.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025

***
Which will be the day the local law surrounds him and drags him off to prison.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:22 AM (wzUl9)

193 Maritime puns?

* Giving everybody a stern look *

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:21 AM (wzUl9)
-

Good one!

Take a bow.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2025 10:23 AM (ddZuf)

194 He's praying his EBT card will be refilled.

Posted by: Just like LaShondra at November 12, 2025 10:23 AM (gHosT)

195 Cops were called to Letitia James' rental property over a dozen times. Check out the pic of her niece.

https://tinyurl.com/2t4m5bsp
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 12, 2025 10:21 AM (XvL8K)
++++
Classy!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 10:23 AM (yjAVs)

196 I saw Danish Godfathers of Wind open for Virgil Fox and His Heavy Organ at Carnegie Hall in '73.

Posted by: Musikologist at November 12, 2025 10:23 AM (oftw2)

197 Dude has a side hustle manufacturing concrete. Brigand mortar.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

198 8 Cops were called to Letitia James' rental property over a dozen times. Check out the pic of her niece.

https://tinyurl.com/2t4m5bsp
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 12, 2025

***
I can see that at any Walmart around here.

Or at any store at all, come to think of it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:24 AM (wzUl9)

199 praying the Seigneur's men don't locate them, no doubt

(about the painting)

Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2025 10:24 AM (dCxaZ)

200 Morning.

That chick looks preggers.

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 10:24 AM (TzMjx)

201 Then there is "Brigantine", a two masted ship. Do brigands favor brigantines, or will they sail on just anything?

---------

They set a course for Brigadoon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2025 10:14 AM (dyewR)

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And we're briggadocious about it, to boot!

* cue "Supercalifragilisticbrigandswereatrocious" *

/There's a Muldoon pun in there somewhere ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 10:24 AM (idUt2)

202 Cops were called to Letitia James' rental property over a dozen times. Check out the pic of her niece.

https://tinyurl.com/2t4m5bsp
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Ignoring the trundling sweat beast for a moment, my eyes gravitate to the horrendous condition of the trim paint on that house.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 10:24 AM (abIsI)

203 the Sicilian mob in America claimed St. Anthony as their patron saint

make that make sense

Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2025 10:25 AM (dCxaZ)

204 Maritime puns?

* Giving everybody a stern look *

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025
-
Good one!

Take a bow.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2025

***
My gunwales are awash.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:25 AM (wzUl9)

205 As chairman of the welcoming committee, it is my privilege to extend a Laurel - and Hardy handshake to our new...

Posted by: Howard Johnson at November 12, 2025 10:25 AM (gHosT)

206 For anyone interested, this vtuber is collecting funds for a veteran oriented charity.

https://tinyurl.com/bdz593xt

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 10:26 AM (TzMjx)

207 POLITICO@politico
Obamacare could collapse under Trump’s new plan, policy experts say

-
He spent all the money on his damn ballroom!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:26 AM (4FThh)

208 They set a course for Brigadoon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2025

***
While munching on Lorna Doones.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:26 AM (wzUl9)

209 The fellow was watching out for his young family. Can you think of a place less likely to be affected by the rising sea levels?
Posted by: Danish Godfathers of Wind at November 12, 2025 10:18 AM (oftw2)

Sadly, they were on the slope of a volcano erroneously believed to be dormant.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 10:26 AM (ExV1e)

210 the Sicilian mob in America claimed St. Anthony as their patron saint

make that make sense
Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2025 10:25 AM (dCxaZ)

Philosophy of finders keepers?

Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 10:26 AM (EYmYM)

211 metmuseum.org
Léopold Robert | Brigand and His Wife in Prayer | The Metropolitan Museum of Art

The fall of the Napoleonic empire left the young Swiss painter Léopold Robert doubly dispossessed. Not only was his mentor, the history painter Jacques Louis David, forced to leave Paris in exile, but the loss of his French citizenship made him ineligible to compete for the coveted Prix de Rome.

Would pass hanging this painting though it does convey the proper mood. thanks

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 12, 2025 10:26 AM (NFX2v)

212 RMBS, good to see you. Yesterday we were having a discussion here about how wokeism has ruined both Catholicism and the mainline Protestant churches, and I wished you were around because I wanted to know to what extent wokeism has infiltrated Eastern Orthodoxy.
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:21 AM

Sorry, I was busy bottling the brew yesterday. Missed that thread.

Honestly, I don't see too much "woke", unless you count Patriarch Bartholomew, who's known as the Green Patriarch. He means well, and takes environmental stewardship seriously, but I don't think he's politically savvy enough to know to avoid the Watermelon Coalition. Other than that, if anything we've seen a lot of converts in recent years, partly because wokeism and modernization have hit everywhere else. Just my $0.02.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:26 AM (bFu5X)

213 I wouldn't have known he was a brigand if the title didn't tell me! Are there telltale signs of brigandry I am missing?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 10:19 AM (yjAVs)

Someone suggested that they have badges but the idea was nixed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 10:27 AM (ExV1e)

214 She has a rather briggadocious set of mammary glands.

Posted by: Can't help but notice at November 12, 2025 10:27 AM (gHosT)

215 POLITICO@politico
Obamacare could collapse under Trump’s new plan, policy experts say

-
He spent all the money on his damn ballroom!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:26 AM (4FThh)

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the minor attracted transfurry illegal aliens!

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 10:27 AM (TzMjx)

216 She'll stay by his side until the bitter end.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

There were seven Spanish angels at the alter of the sun
They were prayin' for the lovers in the valley of the gun

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 10:27 AM (soZKq)

217 42 There wouldn't have been any San Gennaro Festivals without the mob paying for it.

lol true!

the Philly mob extended their charity outside to other ethnic neighborhoods

the Don du jour would go to the hood to hand out turkeys during Thanksgiving week

Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2025 10:27 AM (dCxaZ)

218 207 POLITICO@politico
Obamacare could collapse under Trump’s new plan, policy experts say

Experts ? No doubt from Big Insurance...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:27 AM (VE6XX)

219 Dude has a side hustle manufacturing concrete. Brigand mortar.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

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That would have been a great company name reference in The Flintstones ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 10:28 AM (idUt2)

220 Dude has a side hustle manufacturing concrete. Brigand mortar.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

Looks like we have a new favorite word...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:28 AM (VE6XX)

221 Cops were called to Letitia James' rental property over a dozen times. Check out the pic of her niece.

https://tinyurl.com/2t4m5bsp
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 12, 2025 10:21 AM

Would this be the fugitive from justice niece?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:28 AM (bFu5X)

222 A little to on the nose?

Muslim named Jihad charged with attacking Christian at TPUSA event

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:29 AM (4FThh)

223 Sorry, I was busy bottling the brew yesterday.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

So, it turned out well?

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

224 Would this be the fugitive from justice niece?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:28 AM (bFu5X

I believe she has more than one in trouble with the law.... Nice Family

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:29 AM (VE6XX)

225 Would this be the fugitive from justice niece?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:28 AM (bFu5X)

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You're gonna need to be a LOT more specific.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 10:29 AM (idUt2)

226 POLITICO@politico
Obamacare could collapse under Trump’s new plan, policy experts say

Still ignoring the COVID subsidies were only supposed to be temporary.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 10:30 AM (EYmYM)

227 POLITICO@politico
Obamacare could collapse under Trump’s new plan, policy experts say

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He spent all the money on his damn ballroom!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:26 AM

The "experts" say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:30 AM (bFu5X)

228 "Brigare" means "to fight" in Latin. Probably where "brigade" come from. But how it morphed into a term for a bad guy is beyond me...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2025 09:52 AM (n9ltV)

I suspect it comes from the "Brigantes", a large Celtic tribe in Britain that fought the Romans repeatedly. (maybe the Roman's called them that because they were fighters) Anyway, the Roman's didn't like them, and their name is too close to be a coincidence. (Same thing happened with Vandal)

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 10:30 AM (uWKK8)

229 Horde mind, donna!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 10:30 AM (idUt2)

230 Cops were called to Letitia James' rental property over a dozen times. Check out the pic of her niece.

https://tinyurl.com/2t4m5bsp
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 12, 2025 10:21 AM

Would this be the fugitive from justice niece?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:28 AM (bFu5X)

She (he?it?) looks older than her auntie.

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 10:30 AM (TzMjx)

231 202 Cops were called to Letitia James' rental property over a dozen times. Check out the pic of her niece.

https://tinyurl.com/2t4m5bsp
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

We can now move from Maritime to Whaling puns...
Sweet...

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 10:30 AM (Sco7b)

232 As chairman of the welcoming committee, it is my privilege to extend a Laurel - and Hardy handshake to our new...
Posted by: Howard Johnson at November 12, 2025 10:25 AM (gHosT)

Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard. . .

Posted by: Randy Newman at November 12, 2025 10:31 AM (ufSfZ)

233 I see the Dems are trying to change the subject on their shutdown debacle by dragging out Epstein again....

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:31 AM (VE6XX)

234 OMG, check out this law-firm name:

Roop Xanttopoulos Babounakis Klam, PLLC is hiring a Paralegal

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:31 AM (77rzZ)

235 So, it turned out well?
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:29 AM

Very well, thanks. It should be just right in time for Thanksgiving.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:31 AM (bFu5X)

236
Experts ? No doubt from Big Insurance...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:27 AM (VE6XX)

Big insurance Bad

Big Government…(chokes up) government can NEVER BE BIG ENOUGH

Amirite?

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 12, 2025 10:31 AM (sVOFR)

237 the Sicilian mob in America claimed St. Anthony as their patron saint

make that make sense
Posted by: kallisto

Should've been Saint Tommygun.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:32 AM (4FThh)

238 Cops were called to Letitia James' rental property over a dozen times. Check out the pic of her niece.

https://tinyurl.com/2t4m5bsp
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

We can now move from Maritime to Whaling puns...
Sweet...
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless

That she blows!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 10:33 AM (soZKq)

239 "Yesterday we were having a discussion here about how wokeism has ruined both Catholicism and the mainline Protestant churches,"

It's ruined the leadership, without a doubt. I would say as a practicing Catholic, and having Protestant friends, that the front line is still there trying to hold the line.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at November 12, 2025 10:33 AM (6qf1m)

240 POLITICO@politico
Obamacare could collapse under Trump’s new plan, policy experts say

'Could' being the key word in this headline.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 10:33 AM (ExV1e)

241 *Thar

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 10:33 AM (soZKq)

242 224, 225 Hordemind!

And yeah, I should have remembered whom I was talking about.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:33 AM (bFu5X)

243 I'm balleen if we start with whaling puns.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:33 AM (77rzZ)

244 A former commander of Whiteman Air Force Base was completely unaware of a nearby trailer park allegedly linked to the Chinese Communist Party (CCP).

Top men.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 10:34 AM (abIsI)

245 Nice colors and I like the sky I appreciate her facial expression. Maybe she's praying he gives up being a brigand. I'll have to look up some more by this artist , although his name sounds familiar. Have we had something by him before?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2025 10:34 AM (2sfNr)

246 244+ comments, and I can still slip in before the "no dog, not art" observation.

It's like I don't even know you folks anymore.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 12, 2025 10:34 AM (0sNs1)

247 the Sicilian mob in America claimed St. Anthony as their patron saint

make that make sense
Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2025 10:25 AM (dCxaZ)

It used to be an old Italian-American tradition that when something was lost, you prayed to St Anthony to find it. The vernacular rhyme was "Tony, Tony, look around / There's something lost that must be found."

So, if you extrapolate "something lost that must be found" to "This TV just fell off the back of a truck, so fuhgeddabout it!", there you are.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 12, 2025 10:34 AM (ufSfZ)

248 That she blows!
Posted by: rickb223

We talking about Grace Kelly again?

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:35 AM (77rzZ)

249 Roop Xanttopoulos Babounakis Klam

His name is my name too!

Posted by: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt at November 12, 2025 10:36 AM (ufSfZ)

250 the Sicilian mob in America claimed St. Anthony as their patron saint

make that make sense
Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2025 10:25 AM (dCxaZ)

It used to be an old Italian-American tradition that when something was lost, you prayed to St Anthony to find it. The vernacular rhyme was "Tony, Tony, look around / There's something lost that must be found."

So, if you extrapolate "something lost that must be found" to "This TV just fell off the back of a truck, so fuhgeddabout it!", there you are.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Tony, Tony, don't look around/We don't want this tv being found!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 10:37 AM (soZKq)

251 You guys krill me.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 10:37 AM (EYmYM)

252 That she blows!
Posted by: rickb223

We talking about Grace Kelly again?
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:35 AM

* smiles *

Posted by: Willie B. at November 12, 2025 10:37 AM (0sNs1)

253 Other than that, if anything we've seen a lot of converts in recent years, partly because wokeism and modernization have hit everywhere else. Just my $0.02.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Interesting, thanks. Good to hear.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

254 I see the Dems are trying to change the subject on their shutdown debacle by dragging out Epstein again....

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:31 AM (VE6XX)

--------------

As I've opined a couple times before:

The Troller-in-Chief should name the ballroom The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom" just for the resultant exploding heads alone ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 10:38 AM (idUt2)

255 Look at the beer gut on her. Accentuated even, by the beer garden outfit.

Posted by: thug dolphin at November 12, 2025 10:38 AM (EyfuW)

256 The expansion of TPUSA on campuses is a good sign.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 10:39 AM (EYmYM)

257 “Haiti doesn’t work as a country. It just doesn’t. People have tried forever. People spent billions of dollars trying to make Haiti work as a project. Haiti doesn’t work.”.

-
Bill and I made out OK.
- Hillzabub

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:39 AM (4FThh)

258 “Haiti doesn’t work as a country. It just doesn’t. People have tried forever. People spent billions of dollars trying to make Haiti work as a project. Haiti doesn’t work.”

Have you tried turning it off and then back on again?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 10:40 AM (ExV1e)

259 see the Dems are trying to change the subject on their shutdown debacle by dragging out Epstein again....

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:31 AM (VE6XX)

And that's why Trump was aggravated previously that a lot on the Right joined them.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 10:40 AM (EYmYM)

260 As I've opined a couple times before:

The Troller-in-Chief should name the ballroom The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom" just for the resultant exploding heads alone ...
Posted by: ShainS

The Monica Lewinski Ballroom

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 10:40 AM (soZKq)

261 While the brigand was off raping, pillaging and plundering,his wife was being impregnated by the local longshoremen.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 12, 2025 10:41 AM (Cjet/)

262 Studio 54 Ball Room

Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 10:41 AM (EYmYM)

263 252 Thar she blows!
Posted by: rickb223

I'm sure there's plenty of smart phone video proof.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 10:42 AM (Sco7b)

264 To paraphrase Longshanks " Haiti doesn't work because it's filled with Haitians"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 10:42 AM (bfwj/)

265 Kamala Says Dems "Took Black Women for Granted" in 2024 Election
- Shit Kamala Said vol. XXIII

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:43 AM (4FThh)

266 While the brigand was off raping, pillaging and plundering,his wife was being impregnated by the local longshoremen.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Hard to get upset that your wife is preggers while you are out raping...

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 10:43 AM (soZKq)

267 The Art Thread has been particularly Vibrant this week. Credit to our host here.

Posted by: Hot Air Ex-pat at November 12, 2025 10:43 AM (oftw2)

268 The white of her headpiece and blouse is particularly effective against the red of her outfit as well as the yellowish rocks behind her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2025 10:43 AM (2sfNr)

269 Haiti still operates under the Might Makes Right philosophy as do almost all African countries.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 10:43 AM (EYmYM)

270 I am sorry my dear, I thought it was the right hole.

Posted by: Tuco Ramirez, Ass Raper at November 12, 2025 10:44 AM (UNIEM)

271 Kamala Says Dems "Took Black Women for Granted" in 2024 Election
- Shit Kamala Said vol. XXIII
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:43 AM (4FThh)

Maybe they should have nominated one. No doubt that would have turned the tide.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 10:44 AM (ExV1e)

272 A brigand praying? For what, easier targets?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 10:44 AM (snZF9)

273 A brigand praying? For what, easier targets?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Looks like she was plenty easy.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:45 AM (77rzZ)

274 The Monica Lewinski Ballroom

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 10:40 AM (soZKq)

Add a few cigar dispensers and you got something.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 10:46 AM (snZF9)

275 So all the govt “employees” who were fired during the shutdown get reinstated with back pay? Nice 7 week paid vacation for them. On top of their already lavish PTO.

Spit.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 10:46 AM (F2Ar1)

276 “Haiti doesn’t work as a country. It just doesn’t. People have tried forever. People spent billions of dollars trying to make Haiti work as a project. Haiti doesn’t work.”

Have you tried turning it off and then back on again?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 10:40 AM

Ayuh. When we were there we used to joke that we should have just temporarily relocated the population, mulched the top few feet, and started over.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:46 AM (bFu5X)

277 Cat fight!

Sydney Sweeney and Zendaya Reportedly Locked in “Bitter Feud” Over Political Differences

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:46 AM (4FThh)

278 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:46 AM (yn1Pr)

279 277 Cat fight!

Sydney Sweeney and Zendaya Reportedly Locked in “Bitter Feud” Over Political Differences
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:46 AM (4FThh)

What's a Zendaya ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:47 AM (VE6XX)

280 Cat fight!

Sydney Sweeney and Zendaya Reportedly Locked in “Bitter Feud” Over Political Differences
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

It's not a real cat fight until mud wrestling is involved. Otherwise, it's just show.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:47 AM (77rzZ)

281 To paraphrase Longshanks " Haiti doesn't work because it's filled with Haitians"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 10:42 AM

All the sane, hard working ones already left for America. What's left is...suboptimal.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:47 AM (bFu5X)

282 Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:45 AM (77rzZ)

She's married to him. I guess she want that easy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2025 10:47 AM (2qeOG)

283 First Lady is in the operating room. Doc seemed confident and his usual positive self.

I'll know more in an hour or so.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:47 AM (yn1Pr)

284 “Haiti doesn’t work as a country. It just doesn’t. People have tried forever. People spent billions of dollars trying to make Haiti work as a project. Haiti doesn’t work.”

Slap hot iron to it!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2025 10:47 AM (ufSfZ)

285 It's not a real cat fight until mud wrestling is involved. Otherwise, it's just show.
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:47 AM

We would also have accepted Jello.

Posted by: The Judges at November 12, 2025 10:48 AM (bFu5X)

286
I'll know more in an hour or so.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:47 AM (yn1Pr)

Saying a prayer

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:48 AM (VE6XX)

287 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:47 AM

Prayers up, brother.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:48 AM (bFu5X)

288 Sweeney should tell the Madonna wannabe that no one cares and she should GFY.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:48 AM (yn1Pr)

289 What's a Zendaya ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:47 AM (VE6XX)

2 notches below an imbecile.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 10:48 AM (snZF9)

290 Sydney Sweeney and Zendaya Reportedly Locked in “Bitter Feud” Over Political Differences
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:46 AM (4FThh)

According to multiple sources, Zendaya is now refusing to participate in joint press activities or stand near Sweeney at events for the promotion of Euphoria’s upcoming third season.

So, apparently, Zendaya is a whiney little bitch like all leftists.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 10:48 AM (ExV1e)

291 Ayuh.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

In HS, I played the father in Our Town. I called my brother's father-in-law in Fall River to get tips on how to sound New-Englandy. I think the first thing he taught me was "ayuh."

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

292 Thank you all for your kind thoughts for her. They are greatly appreciated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:49 AM (yn1Pr)

293 According to multiple sources, Zendaya is now refusing to participate in joint press activities or stand near Sweeney at events for the promotion of Euphoria’s upcoming third season.

So, apparently, Zendaya is a whiney little bitch like all leftists.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 10:48 AM (ExV1e)

Would you want to stand next to Sweenwy ? I mean if you were Zendaya ...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:49 AM (VE6XX)

294 What's a Zendaya ?

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 12, 2025 10:50 AM (exwDm)

295 294 What's a Zendaya ?

$20, same as in town.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 12, 2025 10:50 AM (exwDm)

I knew I set myself up for that one...You're welcome

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:50 AM (VE6XX)

296 Would anyone even look at Zendaya?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 10:50 AM (F2Ar1)

297 gloorp

Posted by: Sid... who puts the ANAL in anal sex at November 12, 2025 10:50 AM (8BQId)

298 Sydney Sweeney and Zendaya Reportedly Locked in “Bitter Feud” Over Political Differences
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:46 AM (4FThh)

What's a Zendaya ?
Posted by: It's me donna

$20. Same as in the parking lot.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 10:50 AM (soZKq)

299 He's praying. She is craving pickles and coconut cream pie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:51 AM (yn1Pr)

300 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

What is it when two men fight over political differences? A dog fight? No, wait. That's sounds classy and brave like Baron Von Richtoven (sp?) in WWI fighting against England, America and France.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2025 10:51 AM (2qeOG)

301 The Monica Lewinski Ballroom

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 10:40 AM (soZKq)

* snort *

Complete with sexual double entendre!

/Cigars for everyone!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 10:51 AM (idUt2)

302 Would you want to stand next to Sweenwy ? I mean if you were Zendaya ...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:49 AM (VE6XX)

Supposedly they were friends but Sweeney failed to sufficiently denounce worse-than-Hitler and, therefore, must be shunned.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 10:52 AM (ExV1e)

303 In HS, I played the father in Our Town. I called my brother's father-in-law in Fall River to get tips on how to sound New-Englandy. I think the first thing he taught me was "ayuh."
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:49 AM

That's more Maine/northern NH/northern VT, but I appropriate it every now and again.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:52 AM (bFu5X)

304 Walls are closing in on Trump. For the 871st time.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 10:52 AM (F2Ar1)

305 Old news.

Paleontologists have identified a new species of flying reptile, named Bakiribu waridza.

The most compelling detail of the discovery is the origin of the fossil: it was found in a regurgitalite, or fossilized puke, left by an unknown predator.

Surprisingly, the trace fossil preserved the remains of an entirely new pterosaur species that was consumed and then regurgitated indigestibly.

https://is.gd/uOtMpD

It's a glamour profession.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:53 AM (4FThh)

306 Good luck Mrs and Mr Sponge

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 10:53 AM (bfwj/)

307 304 Walls are closing in on Trump. For the 871st time.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 10:52 AM (F2Ar1)

The Dems were pretty excited about this one.... Too bad they will be disappointed again

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:53 AM (VE6XX)

308 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:51 AM (yn1Pr)

Ewww. I don't recall craving any foods when I was pregnant and I used to like coconut . Now I can't stand it.

Is Mrs. Sponge in surgery yet or still hasn't had it ? Am praying.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2025 10:53 AM (2qeOG)

309 275 So all the govt “employees” who were fired during the shutdown get reinstated with back pay? Nice 7 week paid vacation for them. On top of their already lavish PTO.

Spit.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 10:46 AM (F2Ar1)

We all knew it would happen. Probably why Trump never laid off as many as we wanted him to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 10:53 AM (uWKK8)

310 Would anyone even look at Zendaya?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 10:50 AM

Perhaps, if I knew who she was.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:53 AM (bFu5X)

311 292 Thank you all for your kind thoughts for her. They are greatly appreciated.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:49 AM (yn1Pr)

It'll be a long hour....
Hanging here will hopefully help.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 10:53 AM (Sco7b)

312 I have it on good authority Sid is a dick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:54 AM (yn1Pr)

313 >>I see the Dems are trying to change the subject on their shutdown debacle by dragging out Epstein again....

Wow! Who could have seen this coming?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2025 10:54 AM (viF8m)

314 Is Mrs. Sponge in surgery yet or still hasn't had it ? Am praying.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2025 10:53 AM (2qeOG)

**********

She just went back. Having it now.

Thank you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:55 AM (yn1Pr)

315 That's more Maine/northern NH/northern VT, but I appropriate it every now and again.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

My SiL's family used to summer in Maine every year.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:55 AM (77rzZ)

316 Walls are closing in on Trump. For the 871st time.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 10:52 AM

His reelection is in serious trouble.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 10:55 AM (jc0TO)

317 Perhaps, if I knew who she was.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:53 AM (bFu5X)

She's a slim, reasonably pretty, actress who has decided to become BLACK.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 10:56 AM (ExV1e)

318 Good luck Mrs and Mr Sponge
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 10:53 AM (bfwj/)

***********

Thanks!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:56 AM (yn1Pr)

319 A brigand praying? For what, easier targets?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 10:44 AM

It this case, brigapoon?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 12, 2025 10:56 AM (0sNs1)

320 Funny, cycling back to Epstein. Remember how for 2 weeks every media outlet was shrieking about how Trump was desecrating the White House with his changes? Guess the order went out, it's not working, drop it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 10:56 AM (uWKK8)

321 Sponge, prayers...

Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 10:56 AM (tubbA)

322 So all the govt “employees” who were fired during the shutdown get reinstated with back pay? Nice 7 week paid vacation for them. On top of their already lavish PTO.

Spit.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 10:46 AM (F2Ar1)

----------------

Nothing like folding when you're holding a Royal flush hand.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 10:57 AM (idUt2)

323 A brigand praying? For what, easier targets?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 10:44 AM

It this case, brigapoon?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

That's Loewe.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:57 AM (77rzZ)

324 First Lady is in the operating room. Doc seemed confident and his usual positive self.

I'll know more in an hour or so.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:47 AM (yn1Pr)

Prayers!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 10:57 AM (snZF9)

325 The Epstein victim being referenced by the just released emails is Virginia Giuffre. She has already testified in testimony that was released months ago that she never saw Trump act inappropriately.

This was always the left's plan with the Epstein shit. Manufacture a new scandal despite the fact all evidence Trump did absolutely nothing wrong and in fact offered to testify against Epstein in the Florida case after he tossed him from his club.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2025 10:57 AM (viF8m)

326 I'd never heard of "Euphoria" the HBO series about teen sex and teen drugs and teen whatever but mostly about teen sex, so I asked the cloud and it has a large cast and Sydney Sweeney is listed something like sixteen down from the top. Does that stupid twit that won't appear with her know that Sweeney's recent film character is a lesbian? Is her TDS so powerful it overcomes all?

Posted by: M. Gaga at November 12, 2025 10:57 AM (zeLd4)

327 I have it on good authority Sid is a dick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:54 AM

We don't claim him.

Posted by: All the Richards oscillating on ropes at November 12, 2025 10:58 AM (0sNs1)

328 309 275 So all the govt “employees” who were fired during the shutdown get reinstated with back pay? Nice 7 week paid vacation for them. On top of their already lavish PTO.

Spit.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 10:46 AM (F2Ar1)

We all knew it would happen. Probably why Trump never laid off as many as we wanted him to.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 10:53 AM (uWKK

I had a teeenie bit of hope this time it would be different and the slobs would not get paid.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 10:58 AM (F2Ar1)

329 I have it on good authority Sid is a dick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:54 AM

I've also heard that.

Posted by: Dr. Venkman at November 12, 2025 10:58 AM (bFu5X)

330 Hey, Sid! Fuck off!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 12, 2025 10:58 AM (g8Ew8)

331 Biden had all the Epstein files for 4 f*cking years.

THERES NOTHING IN THERE ON TRUMP.

If you don't think they'd have used anything to prevent Trump from running in 2024, you're a dumbass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:58 AM (yn1Pr)

332 That's Loewe."

He's quite the Lerner...

Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 10:58 AM (tubbA)

333 Posted by: Sid at November 12, 2025 10:50 AM (8BQId

He kicked Epstein out of Mar a Lago because awful Epstein was hitting on a young girl working in the kitchen. Some friend. Yeah!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2025 10:58 AM (2qeOG)

334 MEDORA, North Dakota — Standing here this summer in the Badlands overlooking where the new Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library is under construction

-
Good lord! Slower than the Obama atrocity!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:58 AM (4FThh)

335 She just went back. Having it now.

Thank you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:55 AM (yn1Pr)

----------------

Doubling Down on Prayers ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 10:59 AM (idUt2)

336 She's praying that Brigand Jr. comes out looking like at least vaguely like him, rather than his buddy the pirate, or his buddy the thug, or his buddy the desperado, or his buddy the...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2025 10:59 AM (IG3/x)

337 Prayers!
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 10:57 AM (snZF9)

*********

Thank you, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:59 AM (yn1Pr)

338 Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2025 10:57 AM

Forget it, Jack...it's Sid.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:59 AM (bFu5X)

339 Is her TDS so powerful it overcomes all?

Apparently.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 11:00 AM (ExV1e)

340 One day, we will have nothing to rant about.
Today is not that day.

Nood.
From Mannix

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 11:00 AM (Sco7b)

341 Thank you, ShainS. Much appreciated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 11:00 AM (yn1Pr)

342 336 She's praying that Brigand Jr. comes out looking like at least vaguely like him, rather than his buddy the pirate, or his buddy the thug, or his buddy the desperado, or his buddy the...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2025 10:59 AM (IG3/x)

or his buddy the Black Samurai.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 11:01 AM (uWKK8)

343 114 There wouldn't have been any San Gennaro Festivals without the mob paying for it.
Posted by: Five Families at November 12, 2025

********

We had a Gennaro Festival at the Nakatomi Plaza one Christmas Eve, thanks to some German party crashers!

Posted by: Holly Gennaro at November 12, 2025 11:01 AM (Y9Q55)

344 nood monkey!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 12, 2025 11:01 AM (uWSFJ)

345 I thought I'd read that those gummint jobs in which sat leftist dolts and the dolts got furloughed during SchumerShutdown, that the JOBS must persist, but that the FURLOUGHED DOLTS don't have to be rehired.

That means new dolts of perhaps the MAGA tilt can be hired to fill the jobs. That is, if any such people can be found within miles of D.C.

Posted by: M. Gaga at November 12, 2025 11:01 AM (zeLd4)

346 > 301 The Monica Lewinski Ballroom

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 10:40 AM (soZKq)

* snort *

Complete with sexual double entendre!

/Cigars for everyone!
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 10:51 AM (idUt2)

AC/DC's got you covered.

https://tinyurl.com/mrn2ywmt

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2025 11:02 AM (IG3/x)

347 Many prayers to your wife, Sponge. Btw, I saw it the other day, but just watched the sidebar on the 100 year old WWII vet. It makes me equal parts heartbroken and utterly enraged at the same time.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 12, 2025 11:02 AM (qBdHI)

348 >>Forget it, Jack...it's Sid.

It's all of X at the moment.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2025 11:03 AM (viF8m)

349 In HS, I played the father in Our Town. I called my brother's father-in-law in Fall River to get tips on how to sound New-Englandy. I think the first thing he taught me was "ayuh."
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

That's really more the classic Down East Mainer than anything else. Since Our Town is based on Peterborough NH, the accent would be nasal, but not the laconic "ayuh," IMO.

If you want a real laugh, read HP Lovecraft's attempts to mimic a NH or MA accent in some of his stories.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2025 11:03 AM (ufSfZ)

350 315 "...using summer as a verb..."

Posted by: cmeat at November 12, 2025 01:22 PM (R11M+)

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