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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Fernhout Schedel1.jpg

Schedel
Edgar Fernhout

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2025 09:30 AM (D1kEJ)

2 Well...

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:31 AM (77rzZ)

3 skelly rocketman

Posted by: cmeat at November 14, 2025 09:31 AM (R11M+)

4 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2025 09:31 AM (D1kEJ)

5 Kewl! That's a man cave worthy piece of art!

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2025 09:31 AM (zcJ6r)

6 yorick likes birch.

Posted by: cmeat at November 14, 2025 09:31 AM (R11M+)

7 Halloween is over.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2025 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

8
Yorick in the Window

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2025 09:32 AM (y9nCu)

9 No one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore. And it shows!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2025 09:32 AM (D1kEJ)

10 Need more for a throne.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 09:32 AM (Zgp2+)

11 Well, that was unexpected. I opened the page and saw the cheery light blue sky, then scrolling down, what do I see? A skull. Wow.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 09:32 AM (aPZZR)

12 The view from Jeffrey Dahmer's living room.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 14, 2025 09:32 AM (0nHVk)

13 Why

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Throw it- don't take the sack at November 14, 2025 09:32 AM (AOsQT)

14 Dooooooood!!!!!!

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 14, 2025 09:32 AM (F2Ar1)

15 I'll just wait out here on the porch until you finish getting ready, sweetheart.

Posted by: Guy on the porch at November 14, 2025 09:33 AM (vFG9F)

16 One of the lady lawyers I worked with in my last job had a son named "Edgar."

Good to see that name's still around.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

17
Halloween was last month

Posted by: Auspex at November 14, 2025 09:33 AM (Y8DZL)

18 He thought the sniper was just a myth.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 14, 2025 09:34 AM (0sNs1)

19 Another Jenny Craig Success Story!

Posted by: Before Ozempic at November 14, 2025 09:34 AM (PiwSw)

20 tanksgibbing is this, xday is next.

Posted by: cmeat at November 14, 2025 09:34 AM (R11M+)

21 Terminator?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2025 09:34 AM (NwnyJ)

22 Could have been a Wyeth. I like it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at November 14, 2025 09:34 AM (kpS4V)

23 Does "Schedel" mean "skull" in Krautese?

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:35 AM (77rzZ)

24 The theme this week seems to be prayer and death.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2025 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

25 Neato. I like it. I did a few art projects featuring skulls in high school. Teachers thought I was weird.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 14, 2025 09:35 AM (PSEDc)

26 Is that Horatio? I knew him well.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2025 09:35 AM (+4yJ5)

27 Schedule, if Google translate can be trusted, is the Dutch word for "skull," but you probably already guessed that.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 14, 2025 09:35 AM (zPjZn)

28 Alrighty!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2025 09:35 AM (GbwPZ)

29 The rest of the bones remain in the closet.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 14, 2025 09:35 AM (zPjZn)

30 That guy F'edA and Fernedhout.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

31
That's cheery for a Friday. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2025 09:36 AM (tgvbd)

32 Huh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 14, 2025 09:36 AM (bss/y)

33 fernhout tonight.

Posted by: cmeat at November 14, 2025 09:36 AM (R11M+)

34 Straight-up awesome. Love this piece.

Posted by: American Hawkman at November 14, 2025 09:36 AM (9VDxG)

35 Skulls are ok, but femurs are the best.

Posted by: Monkey teaching the young around the monolith at November 14, 2025 09:36 AM (0sNs1)

36 Would not hang.

Posted by: no one at November 14, 2025 09:36 AM (W7XSX)

37 Is that Horatio? I knew him well.
Posted by: NR Pax

No, it's poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:37 AM (77rzZ)

38 That guy is totally boned

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 09:37 AM (aPZZR)

39 thats a t-600 skull, correct? I mean I can't fathom any reason why a sane person would pain that.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 14, 2025 09:37 AM (89Sog)

40 Chin is too pointy.

Posted by: Crustacean Clue at November 14, 2025 09:37 AM (36PRH)

41 Reminds me of a Steppenwolf album cover.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at November 14, 2025 09:37 AM (Lo97M)

42 Well you could contemplate life and death staring at the skull so I guess today's selection is on theme with the rest of the week. I was expecting something a little more beautiful though.

Posted by: Tuna at November 14, 2025 09:38 AM (lJ0H4)

43 Very funny Bulg.

Posted by: no one at November 14, 2025 09:38 AM (W7XSX)

44 shortly, the cat knocked it out.

Posted by: cmeat at November 14, 2025 09:38 AM (R11M+)

45 The schedel was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at November 14, 2025 09:38 AM (XQo4F)

46 Is that the skull that inspired the AOSHQ logo?

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2025 09:38 AM (zcJ6r)

47 Waiting for the cable guy to show up.
Would hang, very sparse .
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2025 09:38 AM (bfwj/)

48 I'm fear skulls. They give me Schedelfraid.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

49 Alas, the guy should have seen an orthodontist.

Posted by: Too Late? at November 14, 2025 09:39 AM (oftw2)

50 Schedel. I knew him well.

Posted by: Eromero at November 14, 2025 09:39 AM (i+bC1)

51
Oh, wow ... like, DEEP, man!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 14, 2025 09:40 AM (xG4kz)

52 Just can't wrap my head around it.

Posted by: Oh, no. Punz... at November 14, 2025 09:40 AM (XQo4F)

53 Must be a very high trust society, to leave cash out in the open like that.

Posted by: Pol Pot at November 14, 2025 09:40 AM (JCZqz)

54 Looks like someone has spent a little too much time in one place contemplating Nature.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 14, 2025 09:40 AM (IBQGV)

55
Schedel, Schedel, Schedel

I made you out of bone

Schedel, Schedel, Schedel

It's time that you went home

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 14, 2025 09:41 AM (xG4kz)

56 Cheery way to end the week. CBD loves us, it seems.

Posted by: Lovable, But Gruff at November 14, 2025 09:41 AM (oftw2)

57 Oh hey, gonna get that painted on the gas tank of my motorcycle

Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2025 09:41 AM (rbvCR)

58 totenkoph

Posted by: cmeat at November 14, 2025 09:41 AM (R11M+)

59 I'll be there some time between 1 and 6.

Posted by: Larry. The cable guy. at November 14, 2025 09:41 AM (XQo4F)

60 My my, what have we here? Doesn't look like anyone's around...

Posted by: Skullfucker at November 14, 2025 09:42 AM (JCZqz)

61 I like it. Very nicely done. I like the colours. And the skull has beautiful detail.

The new border wall ROCKS!

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 14, 2025 09:42 AM (Sco7b)

62 Oh hey, gonna get that painted on the gas tank of my motorcycle
Posted by: Kindltot

I wouldn't recommend it for the side of the free candy van.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:42 AM (77rzZ)

63 It's like looking in the mirror, in a way.

Posted by: PG at November 14, 2025 09:42 AM (79AiZ)

64 needs to be walking around on a parrot.

Posted by: cmeat at November 14, 2025 09:42 AM (R11M+)

65 The schedel demilich was angry that day, my friends.
Posted by: George Costanza at November 14, 2025 09:38 AM (XQo4F)
----
FIFY...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 14, 2025 09:42 AM (IBQGV)

66 57 Oh hey, gonna get that painted on the gas tank of my motorcycle
Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2025 09:41 AM (rbvCR)

----
Add some flames and you have "Ghost Rider."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 14, 2025 09:43 AM (36PRH)

67 Where did you dig this up?

Posted by: Case at November 14, 2025 09:43 AM (9HFDU)

68
Yorick was such a nudge.

Hamlet was no great shakes, either.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 14, 2025 09:43 AM (xG4kz)

69 Well, his artistic talent is obvious: realistic detail, natural colors, effective perspective. But what is the point of the image? Maybe he was inspired by Georgia O'Keefe. He did another one of a sheep's skull which is even more explicit. It's sad that such talent is wasted with northern European angst. There doesn't seem to be a Carl Larrson in post-WW I Europe.

Posted by: JTB at November 14, 2025 09:43 AM (yTvNw)

70 50 Cent wants to know who took his damned skull.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2025 09:43 AM (UnA8+)

71 I guess he lit his hair on fire one too many times.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 14, 2025 09:43 AM (mT+6a)

72 Why did everyone want to hire the headhunter?

Because he had such a great skull set.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:43 AM (77rzZ)

73 Take away the skull, and it reminds me of a drizzly Spring weekend at an in-law's Nantucket place that had nothing between it and the beach ~ 1/2 mile away. It was so peaceful and calm.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2025 09:44 AM (GbwPZ)

74 It's always in the last place you look.

Posted by: Ichabod the horseman at November 14, 2025 09:44 AM (XQo4F)

75 If I paint that on the side of my Free Candy van, the kids never approach it.

Posted by: More Candy For Me, I Guess at November 14, 2025 09:44 AM (oftw2)

76 Well, I guess the beautiful blue sky and the plains vista will outlive us poor viewers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 09:44 AM (aPZZR)

77 Hamlet is such a stupid play. Can't stand it.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

78 Alas, the guy should have seen an orthodontist.
Posted by: Too Late? at November 14, 2025 09:39 AM (oftw2)

I was reading a paper on the pathogens in remains of soldiers who were buried in Poland during Napoleon's retreat from Russia, and the main takeaway was that "it wasn't typhus that killed them, but something similar" and the shots of the skeletons under excavation made me realize that those French soldiers had pretty good teeth.

perhaps not the conclusion that the authors were trying to convey.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2025 09:45 AM (rbvCR)

79 There once was a skull in Nantucket...

Posted by: Limerick lover at November 14, 2025 09:45 AM (XQo4F)

80 if you wind it up it clacks for a surprisingly long time. satisfying.

Posted by: cmeat at November 14, 2025 09:45 AM (R11M+)

81 There were 3 extra things in the CR.
1. Hemp ban.
2. Permission to sue the empire for illegal surveillance. Just lawmakers.
3. I forget.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 09:45 AM (Zgp2+)

82 74 It's always in the last place you look.
Posted by: Ichabod the horseman at November 14, 2025 09:44 AM (XQo4F)

You mean Abraham Van Brunt.

Posted by: Ichabod Crane at November 14, 2025 09:45 AM (36PRH)

83 Take away the skull, and it reminds me of a drizzly Spring weekend at an in-law's Nantucket place that had nothing between it and the beach ~ 1/2 mile away. It was so peaceful and calm.
Posted by: Lizzy

Spring? The background looks like fall to me.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

84 Add some flames and you have "Ghost Rider."
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 14, 2025 09:43 AM (36PRH)

That's a negative . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2025 09:46 AM (rbvCR)

85 ⁶Now for my untrained commentary:

I like the way he blends the skull in with the landscape, and the fact that it is not the bleached white bone we are used to seeing depicted in pop culture, that makes the blending of foreground and background seem more natural. I also like that the fall foliage in the background is an almost uniform dull brown; a colorful background including reds and yellows probably would not be as effective. I think he probably shows a bit too much of the sky in the picture. Using the scroll function of the website, I think the picture is best with the top ⅛ of the painting removed.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 14, 2025 09:46 AM (zPjZn)

86
Where's the love for American primitive painters?

Like Alabama O'Grits or Cleetus O'Kudzu?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 14, 2025 09:46 AM (xG4kz)

87 There were 3 extra things in the CR.
1. Hemp ban.
2. Permission to sue the empire for illegal surveillance. Just lawmakers.
3. I forget.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 09:45 AM (Zgp2+)

ISWYDT.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2025 09:47 AM (ExV1e)

88

Look on my works, ye mighty ... or maybe not

Posted by: imp at November 14, 2025 09:47 AM (g6TN6)

89 @85 if you had spelled it "colourful" I would have thought it highly insighful and intellectual.

Posted by: Ichabod Crane at November 14, 2025 09:47 AM (36PRH)

90 PRO TIP: Don't copy/paste a comment from AoSHQ into the URL field of another webpage you are editing.

The results may be unpredictable.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 14, 2025 09:48 AM (IBQGV)

91
Y'all gonna help push this thing over the line or just sit there, scratching yourselves and gawking?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 14, 2025 09:48 AM (xG4kz)

92 Look on my works, ye mighty ... or maybe not
Posted by: imp at November 14, 2025 09:47 AM (g6TN6)
----------------------
"Ozymandias" might be a good title for this one.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 09:48 AM (aPZZR)

93 Spring? The background looks like fall to me.
Posted by: Bulg

Trees don't leaf out until Memorial Day in blighted New England.

Posted by: Gentleman of the South at November 14, 2025 09:49 AM (oftw2)

94 87 There were 3 extra things in the CR.
1. Hemp ban.
2. Permission to sue the empire for illegal surveillance. Just lawmakers.
3. I forget.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 09:45 AM (Zgp2+)

ISWYDT.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

It's not funny!

Posted by: Rick Perry at November 14, 2025 09:49 AM (JCZqz)

95 I like, but the skull is too far at the bottom of the image.

It's a spacial issue.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at November 14, 2025 09:49 AM (6qf1m)

96 >> There once was a skull in Nantucket...




Where's Muldoon?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2025 09:49 AM (GbwPZ)

97 I'll be there some time between 1 and 6.
Posted by: Larry. The cable guy


5:59 Looks like we're not going to be able to make it today.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2025 09:49 AM (D1kEJ)

98 Der Mensch plant, Gott lacht.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2025 09:49 AM (A0sqA)

99
Turning loose the pooch here in my cloistered workplace.

Today is letter writing day ... ugh. It's not the writing per se, it's that there are nigh on to a double digits number of them for me to do.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 14, 2025 09:50 AM (xG4kz)

100 >>> 77 Hamlet is such a stupid play. Can't stand it.
Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

He's a wimp! I mean, look at him! He can't make up his mind about anything! All he does is go around saying "What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?" Give me Romeo or Henry the Fifth! Now there's a guy I could boff!

Posted by: Sandy Brozinsky at November 14, 2025 09:50 AM (ULPxl)

101 Is this about me?

Posted by: Guy who's just sitting there, scratching himself and gawking. at November 14, 2025 09:50 AM (XQo4F)

102
hunnert

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 14, 2025 09:50 AM (xG4kz)

103 Where's Muldoon?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2025 09:49 AM (GbwPZ)
==============
probably checking the ICD code for "missing skull"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 09:50 AM (aPZZR)

104 27 Schedule, if Google translate can be trusted, is the Dutch word for "skull," but you probably already guessed that.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 14, 2025 09:35 AM (zPjZn)

I just noticed thst autocucumber, that despicable bastsrd, has changed my carefully typed "schedel" to "schedule" in this above post. My copy editor will be severely reprimanded for allowing such a careless mistake to be posted to such a fine blog.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 14, 2025 09:50 AM (zPjZn)

105 Y'all gonna help push this thing over the line or just sit there, scratching yourselves and gawking?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


Scratching & gawking is all my contract calls for.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2025 09:50 AM (D1kEJ)

106 The art...
Hmmm. We went from people praying to dead lobsters to ... Dead people. Good thing it's Friday or we could get lobsters praying next!

Thanks CBD!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2025 09:51 AM (2J/Lj)

107 87 There were 3 extra things in the CR.
1. Hemp ban.
2. Permission to sue the empire for illegal surveillance. Just lawmakers.
3. I forget.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Lord Palmerston, is that you?

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

108 Bleak. But it fits my mood a bit.

Posted by: GWB at November 14, 2025 09:51 AM (9tT1a)

109 I guess someone's head wasn't screwed on.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 14, 2025 09:52 AM (JCZqz)

110 Very interesting what he's done with the bone tone.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 14, 2025 09:52 AM (0sNs1)

111 Bleak. But it fits my mood a bit.
Posted by: GWB at November 14, 2025 09:51 AM (9tT1a)

Imagine it's Fauci. That'll brighten your day.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2025 09:52 AM (ExV1e)

112 >>Spring? The background looks like fall to me.

Eh, it's a first impression thing. That's probably mountains behind the foliage, but when I first looked at it I imagined the sea. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2025 09:52 AM (GbwPZ)

113 Alternate title: I Told You I Was Sick.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 14, 2025 09:53 AM (L/fGl)

114 48 I'm fear skulls. They give me Schedelfraid.
Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

That was humerus.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 14, 2025 09:53 AM (zPjZn)

115 Today is letter writing day ... ugh. It's not the writing per se, it's that there are nigh on to a double digits number of them for me to do.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Just send money with mine. No need to write anything.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:53 AM (77rzZ)

116 Stay in your lane pal.

Posted by: Brotherhood of Scratchers And Gawkers local #408 at November 14, 2025 09:54 AM (XQo4F)

117 Y'all gonna help push this thing over the line or just sit there, scratching yourselves and gawking?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 14, 2025 09:48 AM

Scratching themselves and gawking is about all MAGATs can do.

Posted by: Denizens of Democratic Underground at November 14, 2025 09:54 AM (0sNs1)

118
Scratching & gawking is all my contract calls for.
Posted by: rickb223

I recall the line from The Music Man where Harold Hill was hanging with Opie Taylor and said something along the line of "... if he intended to stay in River City he had better learn to whittle and spit, and he had the spitting part down pretty well already."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 14, 2025 09:54 AM (xG4kz)

119 Why was the mummy kicked out of the orchestra?

Because he was playing out of tomb.

And what did he play?

The tombbone.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

120 Friends will help you move. Real friends will help you move the bodies.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 14, 2025 09:55 AM (O7YUW)

121 No bones about it, good art.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 09:55 AM (Zgp2+)

122 I thought the scratching part was Diogenes' bailiwick.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:56 AM (77rzZ)

123 Very interesting what he's done with the bone tone.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 14, 2025 09:52 AM (0sNs1)

Bone tone.... Bone. Tone. Bone..... Tone. Yep! That sound filthy! I like it!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2025 09:56 AM (2J/Lj)

124 >>Alternate title: I Told You I Was Sick.


Promised to spend retirement together in the country

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2025 09:56 AM (GbwPZ)

125 I watch the Youtube channel of Serenity Sue in Ireland, who travels around visiting cemeteries, showing ancient graves, crypts, church ruins, etc. It's amazing what modern cameras can see in vaults. The skulls and bones have this brown hue, not the bleached med school look we are used to. The earliest grave she has shown is from AD 632.

Posted by: I Bury Paul at November 14, 2025 09:56 AM (oftw2)

126 To me, John Fetterman is sort of an almost RINO, but kind of in a good way when you think about it

-
A reverse RINO, or a ONIR.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 14, 2025 09:56 AM (L/fGl)

127 Morn' all... Yeah.. It fits my mood too... So I guess the most important thing in the US right now is the Epstein files ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2025 09:57 AM (VE6XX)

128 It's a transpelvis you bigots.

Posted by: Dr. Rosenpenis at November 14, 2025 09:57 AM (rHq8a)

129 Best wishes to Sen. Fetterman. I hope he has the best security available.

Posted by: Eromero at November 14, 2025 09:57 AM (i+bC1)

130 Not a naked man on ottoman Friday! 😉
--
Edgar Fernhout (1912–74), Schedel (Skull),1935.

The skull looks almost identical - the older is just 'crustier' - to that on Andrew Wyeth's Dr. Syn, 1981!

Therefore, yes, I'd hang it.

Thank you.

(P.S Also a good lead-in to the weekend.)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 14, 2025 09:58 AM (NFX2v)

131 >> Why was the mummy kicked out of the orchestra?

Only knew rap music!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2025 09:58 AM (GbwPZ)

132 That's a lot of scrolling for dry head.

Posted by: DaveA at November 14, 2025 09:58 AM (FhXTo)

133 Best wishes to Sen. Fetterman. I hope he has the best security available.
Posted by: Eromero

His lump is ever vigilant for threats.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:58 AM (77rzZ)

134 some family back east, sayin' "Why don't he write?"

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2025 09:58 AM (uWKK8)

135 It's well done... Just weird

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2025 09:59 AM (VE6XX)

136 Why was the mummy kicked out of the orchestra?

Only knew rap music!
Posted by: Lizzy

Ooh, a new addition to my dad-joke repertoire. Thanks!

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:59 AM (77rzZ)

137
Doggo is free to wander -- I just have to keep her from scoping out what might be on the countertops.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 14, 2025 10:00 AM (xG4kz)

138 To me, John Fetterman is sort of an almost RINO, but kind of in a good way when you think about it

-
A reverse RINO, or a ONIR.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 14, 2025 09:56 AM (L/fGl)

He's their McCain. A pain in the ass who does what he's told.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2025 10:00 AM (2J/Lj)

139 He's their McCain. A pain in the ass who does what he's told.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2025 10:00 AM (2J/Lj)

Yes, but I think Fetterman is sincere...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2025 10:01 AM (VE6XX)

140 135 It's well done... Just weird
Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2025 09:59 AM (VE6XX)

nahh, weird would be if a frogs body popped out underneath it with a cane and it started singing "Hello my Baby, Hello my Darling, Hello, my good time Girl!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2025 10:01 AM (uWKK8)

141
some family back east, sayin' "Why don't he write?"
Posted by: Tom Servo

Perhaps the best line in that movie, and certainly the funniest one.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 14, 2025 10:01 AM (xG4kz)

142 >>Why was the mummy kicked out of the orchestra?

Forgot to bring his organs!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2025 10:01 AM (GbwPZ)

143 Everyone raise a glass to Senator Fetterman!

Here's to soft floors!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2025 10:01 AM (D1kEJ)

144

Alternative title - self portrait c. 1985

(At least it's not one of his numerous self portraits)

Posted by: imp at November 14, 2025 10:01 AM (g6TN6)

145 Why did the archaeologists steal King Tut's underwear?

Because it was loot of the tomb.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 10:02 AM (77rzZ)

146 The Hill: AOC hears growing calls for her to challenge Schumer in New York

I can't imagine why. Looking at his own web site, he has done a good job using the words "demands", "announces" and "meets". Kind of light on actually *doing* anything, though.

I'd prefer her there than some dumb white house bid. After seeing what McConnell was able to do to this country, I'd prefer her there wielding similar but opposing power.

Honestly, she's been mostly consistent in her stances AND she's under 60. Low bar, but here we are. Senate in 28, President in 36? One can dream...

Democrats aren’t getting enough votes from their base to elect a women president in the next decade, unfortunately.

Schumer isn't helping the American people. I'm even becoming skeptical of Hakeem Jeffries. We need people that are going to fight for us. Just saying.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 14, 2025 10:02 AM (JCZqz)

147 There once was a skull in Nantucket,
Hairless 'cause e’er did he pluck it.
Though life could be worse,
It ends in this verse—
With talk of how oft he did f*** it!

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 14, 2025 10:02 AM (1Nv0l)

148 Yes, but I think Fetterman is sincere...
Posted by: It's me donna

Agreed. McCain just said whatever he was paid to say. He sold hisself to the highest bidder and got on his knees for them whenever they said so.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2025 10:03 AM (2J/Lj)

149 From the Morning Report:

Jesse Jackson is still alive?? Who knew??

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 14, 2025 10:04 AM (QGaXH)

150
I'm even becoming skeptical of Hakeem Jeffries

Temu Obama sports a mean sombrero. You have got to give him that.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 14, 2025 10:04 AM (xG4kz)

151 13 Tons of Cocaine Headed for U.S. Seized from Ferry In Pacific, Panama Says

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Damn alternate lifestyle drug dealers!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 14, 2025 10:04 AM (L/fGl)

152 Honestly, she's been mostly consistent in her stances AND she's under 60. Low bar, but here we are. Senate in 28, President in 36? One can dream..


Anyone remember AOC running an Amazon warehouse out of her district costing them $2 billion in taxes and untold jobs?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2025 10:04 AM (D1kEJ)

153 What lump?

Posted by: Marty Feldman at November 14, 2025 10:05 AM (XQo4F)

154 Jesse Jackson is still alive?? Who knew??
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

More undead.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 14, 2025 10:05 AM (L/fGl)

155 What does calling someone a "Temu ______" mean?

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 10:05 AM (77rzZ)

156 Anyone remember AOC running an Amazon warehouse out of her district costing them $2 billion in taxes and untold jobs?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Posted by: rickb223
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Worse. It was Amazon's planned East Coast headquarters. Ran them out of Long Island City.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 14, 2025 10:06 AM (1Nv0l)

157 Cheap knock off, Bulg.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2025 10:06 AM (2J/Lj)

158 >> Yes, but I think Fetterman is sincere...

Reading excepts from his interview with Katie Couric, you can see his decency. She tees him up numerous times to call Trump and Kirk Nazis and he refuses and makes her look like a ghoul in comparison.

I think he is sincere.
May not agree with his politics, but he is a rare 2025 Democrat who shows restraint.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2025 10:06 AM (GbwPZ)

159 Thanks, Madamemayhem.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 10:06 AM (77rzZ)

160
Temu -- cheap, shoddy, foreign, and Chinese-owned

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 14, 2025 10:06 AM (xG4kz)

161 >>What does calling someone a "Temu ______" mean?

Temu is a Chinese company that makes super-cheap stuff, knockoffs.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2025 10:07 AM (GbwPZ)

162 Funny how the MSM forgets so quickly that Trump was an informant that helped convict Epstein after he found out that he'd trafficked some of Trump's former Mar a Lago staff.

detour -

"I am open to suggestions, preferably a solution that allows us to actually preserve the spirit if not the entirety of the Constitution"

Either the Constitution permits what has been done, or is wholly inadequate to prevent it. It needs replaced. I think the most blatant flaws are judges, by which I mean LAWYERS, playing the "you lack standing" game, preventing redress; lack of real penalties for officials violating the clear language and enabling crime and foreign invasion; and tolerance for public plotting of the same. And vote fraud probably needs the death penalty.

Posted by: heya at November 14, 2025 10:07 AM (2aSU8)

163 Bulg - if you’re still here.

Where are you going to work at? A large city, small city? Mail handling is rough. They are all rough, clerks and carriers too.

As a probationary (and regular) you will most likely be working 12 hour shifts with (rarely) a day off. Half day schedule! A lot of people can’t handle that.

And when you haven’t got the schemes memorized, it is pure torture at first. The belt will have maybe 10,000 parcels and packages. Pick it up, look at the last 3 digits of the zip. Throw it in the correct pouch. There are maybe 150 of them. It’s easy once you memorize everything. Before that, not so much.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 14, 2025 10:08 AM (XQS41)

164 Imagine it's Fauci. That'll brighten your day.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2025 09:52 AM (ExV1e)

Lol. Thanks.

That puts me in the mood for an entire field of skulls....entire bloodlines.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 14, 2025 10:08 AM (Sco7b)

165 Temu: (adj) cheap, poor quality, imitation, knock off, worse than generic store brand.
See: Jeffries, Hakeem

Posted by: The More You Know at November 14, 2025 10:08 AM (XQo4F)

166 I'd call this painting "Coffee and scones at ZOD's house."

Posted by: PabloD at November 14, 2025 10:08 AM (uXs/5)

167 schedelgezicht

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 14, 2025 10:09 AM (gDlxJ)

168 can i buy a tegu on temu?

Posted by: cmeat at November 14, 2025 10:09 AM (R11M+)

169 Foreshadowing. I like it, thanks CBD.

Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2025 10:09 AM (hKL2U)

170 The official harbinger of winter: when the leaves are all dead and the skulls return from Capistrano.

Posted by: red speck at November 14, 2025 10:09 AM (Ve/HL)

171 Bulg - if you’re still here.

Where are you going to work at? A large city, small city? Mail handling is rough. They are all rough, clerks and carriers too.

As a probationary (and regular) you will most likely be working 12 hour shifts with (rarely) a day off. Half day schedule! A lot of people can’t handle that.

And when you haven’t got the schemes memorized, it is pure torture at first. The belt will have maybe 10,000 parcels and packages. Pick it up, look at the last 3 digits of the zip. Throw it in the correct pouch. There are maybe 150 of them. It’s easy once you memorize everything. Before that, not so much.

I'll be in my NoVa suburb. It's just supposed to be a part-time gig.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 10:10 AM (77rzZ)

172 Temu Limu Emu...

and dug

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 14, 2025 10:10 AM (PSEDc)

173 (At least it's not one of his numerous self portraits)
Posted by: imp
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Artists do self-portraits until they can afford nude models.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 14, 2025 10:10 AM (1Nv0l)

174 Yorick! Dat you?!?

Posted by: Hamlet, Prince of Denmark at November 14, 2025 10:10 AM (hlNLQ)

175 I could never understand why anybody would think of AOC as anything other than a dimwitted manikin, but after reading the Intercepted Reddit Transmissions, I now understand that, to a coozergibbet with a 65 IQ, a muffin head with a 81 IQ seems a genius.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 14, 2025 10:10 AM (zPjZn)

176 >>He's their McCain. A pain in the ass who does what he's told.

McCain was a duplicitous, back stabbing, corrupt POS. Not only was he in on the Russia hoax he was as deep in the corruption in Ukraine as Biden. He was a malignant scumbag with no honor.

Fetterman appears to be a much better person than McCain even if I don't agree with much he says or does.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2025 10:10 AM (viF8m)

177 165 Temu: (adj) cheap, poor quality, imitation, knock off, worse than generic store brand.
See: Jeffries, Hakeem
Posted by: The More You Know

Pete Buttigieg seems like a Temu knockoff of someone...I just can't place who. Sure, he looks like Alfred E. Neuman and has the same gravitas, but that's not what I'm thinking.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 14, 2025 10:10 AM (JCZqz)

178 Er, scratch that. You won’t be working the pouch rack as a Mail Handler. That’s a Clerk job. You’ll be doing the 12 hour thing on the night shift. Show up at maybe 6 PM and work till 6 AM.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 14, 2025 10:11 AM (XQS41)

179 Morning.

It's a skull.

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 14, 2025 10:11 AM (1Yy3c)

180 131 >> Why was the mummy kicked out of the orchestra?

Only knew rap music!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2025 09:58 AM (GbwPZ)

Cursed Joke, would not Embalm.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2025 10:11 AM (UnA8+)

181 Dang! My joke esta muy stale! Gotta start checking first.

Posted by: Hamlet, Prince of Denmark at November 14, 2025 10:11 AM (hlNLQ)

182 You load 13 tons and what do you get?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 10:11 AM (Zgp2+)

183 Dutch.

Kroller-Muller Museum

In part, "Edgar Fernhout comes from a famous family of artists. He is the son of Charley Toorop and grandson of Jan Toorop and starts painting himself at an early age. Initially he works in a very precise, realistic style. The works from this early period, mainly landscapes and portraits, are also termed magic realism, due to the austere and hushed character of the scenes."

Fernhout made many still lifes during the war years, because he refused to become a member of the Kultuurkamer and was forced to work indoors. In these works the skull is a frequently recurring motif, a reference to the transience of life.

..."Fernhout made many still lifes during the war years, because he refused to become a member of the Kultuurkamer and was forced to work indoors. In these works the skull is a frequently recurring motif, a reference to the transience of life."
--------
In 1942, the German occupation introduced an institution called the Nederlandse Kultuurkamer.

Jewish members were turned away.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 14, 2025 10:12 AM (NFX2v)

184 "I just noticed thst autocucumber, that despicable bastsrd, has changed my carefully typed "schedel" to "schedule" in this above post. My copy editor will be severely reprimanded for allowing such a careless mistake to be posted to such a fine blog.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 14, 2025 09:50 AM (zPjZn)"

Hey, all, in this relatively peaceful interlude before we continue the slide into the abyss...

You all REALLY need to consider the technical implications of autocorrect, how it works, and why you need to turn it off.

Posted by: heya at November 14, 2025 10:12 AM (2aSU8)

185 re-post

Lodge makes a great arbon steel pan. Not expensive and MADE IN THE USA!

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at November 14, 2025 10:12 AM (iNp3L)

186 19- thread winner-bravo!

Posted by: Hamlet, Prince of Denmark at November 14, 2025 10:12 AM (hlNLQ)

187 Don't forget, McCain was one of the Keating Five.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 10:12 AM (77rzZ)

188 apology for repetition

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 14, 2025 10:13 AM (NFX2v)

189 Carbon?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 10:13 AM (Zgp2+)

190 I saw Coozergibbet and the Muffin Heads open for Codswallop at the ’85 Super Bowl.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 14, 2025 10:13 AM (1Nv0l)

191
If you've been to Braddock, you can understand that Fetterman has an interest in helping those at the lower end of the economic scale.

McCain, with his second squeeze's booze distributor money, despised those on the lower end of the economic scale. See his "hobbits" slam, for example.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 14, 2025 10:14 AM (xG4kz)

192 to a coozergibbet with a 65 IQ, a muffin head with a 81 IQ seems a genius.
Posted by: tankdemon

If the catty gossip is true, she's turning into a muffin top, too.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 14, 2025 10:14 AM (JCZqz)

193 "Pete Buttigieg seems like a Temu knockoff of someone...I just can't place who."


Is this about me?

Posted by: The ghost of Jim Traficant at November 14, 2025 10:15 AM (XQo4F)

194 What always bugged me about McCain was how he milked his POW status. Always struck me as unseemly.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 10:15 AM (77rzZ)

195 Just checked Amazon. You can buy all kinds of realistic skull models, but can't find a real one. Disappointing.

Posted by: No Bones About It at November 14, 2025 10:15 AM (oftw2)

196 I can't find the "hymietown" quote by jesse jackson anywhere on the interboob.

Must have been scrubbed.

Weird.

Posted by: Ingsoc at November 14, 2025 10:15 AM (2LxGk)

197 I'll be in my NoVa suburb. It's just supposed to be a part-time gig.
——-

Yes, this is a classic USPS dodge. It is listed as a “part time” gig.

That means nothing. 12 hour shifts, you get one day off every week, which will vary. Trust Me. What the goal is, is to make “Regular”. Then you’ll have a published schedule. With a couple days off now and then, on a regular basis.

Do not get hurt, don’t be late, and don’t steal, and they probably won’t fire you during probation.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 14, 2025 10:15 AM (XQS41)

198 182 You load 13 tons and what do you get?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 10:11 AM (Zgp2+)

Docked pay because you're three tons under quota.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 14, 2025 10:15 AM (zPjZn)

199 Welcome!

Fetterman is someone I could respect. He has principles. He has character. I don't agree with him politically, but he would probably be a hoot at the neighborhood cookout. I like the fact that he defends Israel and he defends civility. Constantly calling the President of the United States a Nazi and a tyrant and fascist is just ugly. Saying he's the absolute worst person in the world is wrong. Fetterman sees that and calls it out. I would like for him to say that anyone doing that should not ever be in a position of power. Meh. I'll take what I can get.
I don't hate Senator Fetterman.

Oh lort.... That's two... TWO.. Demoncrats that I don't hate. This shit is getting out of hand.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2025 10:16 AM (2J/Lj)

200 Oh lort.... That's two... TWO.. Demoncrats that I don't hate.
Posted by: Madamemayhem

Who's the other one?

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 10:17 AM (77rzZ)

201 Media Eager to Talk About Republican, Not Democrat, Antisemitism

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I watched Kenneth Branagh's Conspiracy about the Wannsee Conference yesterday. In a coda they tell what happened to each of them. It was distressing to see how few faced any real consequences.

(I liked the movie although I thought Branagh's Heydrich was a bit too jovial. Stanley Tucci's Eichmann was sleazy, sleazy, sleazy.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 14, 2025 10:17 AM (L/fGl)

202 Fruity Danish leggings off.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 14, 2025 10:17 AM (hlNLQ)

203
Buttgiggity is Temu Walz

Walz is Temu Buttgiggity

Interchangeable parts -- it's the American System!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 14, 2025 10:17 AM (xG4kz)

204 John Fetterman is my senator. As much as I appreciate his taking a stand against the majority of his party, I sure ain't voting for him if he runs again.

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2025 10:18 AM (dCxaZ)

205 Pete Buttgig is lauded as some kind of megabrain but I've never heard him speak anything other than anodyne bromides.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 14, 2025 10:18 AM (1Nv0l)

206 194 What always bugged me about McCain was how he milked his POW status. Always struck me as unseemly.
Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 10:15 AM (77rzZ)

To be fair, his be___ a POW was his only redeeming quality.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 14, 2025 10:19 AM (zPjZn)

207 I liked the movie although I thought Branagh's Heydrich was a bit too jovial.
====================
He enjoyed his work. Scary as hell to see banality in action.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 10:19 AM (PRNCD)

208 You load 13 tons and what do you get?

Another day older and deeper in debt?

Posted by: Halfhand at November 14, 2025 10:19 AM (1BSVJ)

209 13 Tons of Cocaine Headed for U.S. Seized from Ferry In Pacific, Panama Says

*You load thirteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store*

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2025 10:20 AM (cYBz/)

210 195 Just checked Amazon. You can buy all kinds of realistic skull models, but can't find a real one. Disappointing.
Posted by: No Bones About It at November 14, 2025 10:15 AM (oftw2)

But you can buy a shovel and a map to the nearest graveyard.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 14, 2025 10:20 AM (zPjZn)

211 203
Buttgiggity is Temu Walz

Walz is Temu Buttgiggity

Interchangeable parts -- it's the American System!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Appropriate, as they're both like Mr. Potato Head. Parts are interchangeable....and they like shoving body parts in their trunk.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 14, 2025 10:20 AM (JCZqz)

212 Damn!! Missed it by that much!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2025 10:20 AM (cYBz/)

213 So you're saying we're Temu platitudes?

Posted by: Anodyne Bromides at November 14, 2025 10:20 AM (XQo4F)

214 204- I’m not registered in PA since I still maintain a home/primary residence in Pensacola- is PA open primary? If I was I’d consider crossing over and voting for him in a primary (or even registering dem to do so) against whatever crazy Marxist they run against him. But agree for general.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 14, 2025 10:21 AM (hlNLQ)

215 Mr. Potato Head was a genius invention.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 14, 2025 10:21 AM (1Nv0l)

216 Looks like something that should be on a Hot Topic t-shirt.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2025 10:21 AM (dGCAG)

217 194 What always bugged me about McCain was how he milked his POW status. Always struck me as unseemly.
Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 10:15 AM (77rzZ)
To be fair, his be___ a POW was his only redeeming quality.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 14, 2025 10:19 AM (zPjZn)

The Keating Five should have been The McCain Five.

Posted by: John McCain was human garbage at November 14, 2025 10:22 AM (2LxGk)

218 Who's the other one?
Posted by: Bulg

RFK, Jr. Damn the man for making me like a fucking Kennedy.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2025 10:22 AM (2J/Lj)

219 Common Tater, I appreciate the warnings. I'll just have to see what kind of vibe I get from the orientation, if they let me go through it.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 10:22 AM (77rzZ)

220 to a coozergibbet with a 65 IQ, a muffin head with a 81 IQ seems a genius.
Posted by: tankdemon

If the catty gossip is true, she's turning into a muffin top, too.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions


She is entering abuela land.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2025 10:22 AM (D1kEJ)

221
Looks like something that should be on a Hot Topic t-shirt.
Posted by: BurtTC

Or the title slide for a "deep" TED Talk

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 14, 2025 10:22 AM (xG4kz)

222 Even when you get past probationary status, making “regular” status can take months or even years, depending on the office.

Many people wig out and quit. Make sure you’re up to it. 12 hour days get old really quick. You will have no life, because of the hours, and the night shift thing. And it is hard work.

Federal holidays mean nothing, surprisingly enough. You will work all of those, although you’ll get a night differential pay, and Sunday pay. About $22 an hour, maybe.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 14, 2025 10:23 AM (N7Ml+)

223 RFK, Jr. Damn the man for making me like a fucking Kennedy.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

What about Tulsi?

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 10:23 AM (77rzZ)

224 Just checked Amazon. You can buy all kinds of realistic skull models, but can't find a real one. Disappointing.
Posted by: No Bones About It


I like the ones you can buy for a firepit.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2025 10:24 AM (D1kEJ)

225 milf > abuela

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 14, 2025 10:24 AM (1Nv0l)

226 Neil Boortz once worked part time at the Post Orifice. He said he started on the loading dock and he was told to slow down, he was loading the trucks too fast.

Posted by: Union Shop Steward at November 14, 2025 10:25 AM (2LxGk)

227 What about Tulsi?
Posted by: Bulg


STOP THAT!!!! Stop encouraging this nonsense!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2025 10:25 AM (2J/Lj)

228 195 Just checked Amazon. You can buy all kinds of realistic skull models, but can't find a real one. Disappointing.
Posted by: No Bones About It

They must be available from somewhere. The newer Beavis and Butthead episodes don't review music videos, they review YouTube videos, and one of them is some guy unboxing a bunch of human skulls he ordered.

https://shorturl.at/fOLLV

Bonus Moron points for them using lots of puns, which many of you seem to enjoy.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 14, 2025 10:25 AM (JCZqz)

229 I knew him, Horatio.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 14, 2025 10:26 AM (jc0TO)

230
What about Tulsi?
Posted by: Bulg

I do admire how she tossed a live grenade into the midst of her detractors.

"Put me on a travel watch list, did you? Let's see how you like having your dirty deeds exposed and charged!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 14, 2025 10:26 AM (xG4kz)

231 She is entering abuela land.
Posted by: rickb223

She's had draft horse haunches for 10 years. It's only getting worse.

Posted by: Gluteus Maximus, Fer Sure at November 14, 2025 10:26 AM (oftw2)

232 It's Shakespeare's 'Orick', yes … ?

Posted by: Dr_No at November 14, 2025 10:27 AM (ayRl+)

233 Just saw Chuck’s retiring- strange how Mr. 1600 SAT got outmaneuvered by a ditzy Marxist bartender, basically by ignoring the old maxim about feeding the crocodile hoping you’ll get eaten last. I think Pelosi, Obama, and Schumer have either succeeded in destroying the democrat party or the country, depending on how this all shakes out.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 14, 2025 10:28 AM (hlNLQ)

234 Late to the thread. Why are you people trash-talking McCain? Can't you at least wait until his funeral is over??

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 14, 2025 10:28 AM (LxER7)

235 I wonder how many houses he has now?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 10:29 AM (Zgp2+)

236 The Post Office is weird. You’ll get to know absolutely some of the finest people you’d ever want to meet. Just stellar.

And then … a non-trivial number of real turds in the punchbowl. Who cannot be fired, and know very well how to game the system. You don’t have to be crazy to work for USPS, but it helps. I had no real love for the Union nor Management. Some real twatwaffles.

Most organizations, you want to work hard, work smart, so you can get it done, and go home. That is not how the Post Office works.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 14, 2025 10:30 AM (N7Ml+)

237 Lol. CNN top headline has one of Ace's muses:

Georgia election interference case against Trump and allies to carry on. A new prosecutor will replace Fani Willis, who was disqualified from the 2023 racketeering case after a long court fight

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 14, 2025 10:30 AM (JCZqz)

238 Alas poor Yorick!

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 14, 2025 10:31 AM (sVOFR)

239 She's had draft horse haunches for 10 years. It's only getting worse.
Posted by: Gluteus Maximus, Fer Sure at November 14, 2025 10:26 AM (oftw2)

They come with the teeth.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 14, 2025 10:31 AM (zPjZn)

240 Late to the thread. Why are you people trash-talking McCain? Can't you at least wait until his funeral is over??
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 14, 2025 10:28 AM (LxER7)

No.
My dad was a Vietnam veteran and he was not inclined to be really nasty about other veterans. He wasn't really nasty about anyone really. But veterans got a very kid glove take from Pappymayhem. However, he called John McCain the "crookedest son of a bitch" in DC. He was right.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2025 10:32 AM (2J/Lj)

241 She is entering abuela land.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2025 10:22 AM (D1kEJ)

Her size or lack thereof will not keep her from being elected - probably to Chuck Schumer s Senate seat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2025 10:32 AM (Nx5jP)

242 At DM: "Man, 22, fights for life after swallowing a whole burger without chewing it 'for a joke'"

That reminds me: I've got a BOGO coupon for Culver's! I shall endeavor to spend it today.

Posted by: gp at November 14, 2025 10:32 AM (4kcNT)

243 Just saw Chuck’s retiring-

===

Last I (we) heard there are calls for him to retire. Did he actually announce it ??

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2025 10:32 AM (g47mK)

244 Too depressing. TBWNH.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2025 10:33 AM (iFTx/)

245
Yorick was a cow orker of infinite jest

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 14, 2025 10:33 AM (xG4kz)

246 217 194 What always bugged me about McCain was how he milked his POW status. Always struck me as unseemly.
Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 10:15 AM (77rzZ)
To be fair, his be___ a POW was his only redeeming quality.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 14, 2025 10:19 AM (zPjZn)

The Keating Five should have been The McCain Five.
Posted by: John McCain was human garbage at November 14, 2025 10:22 AM (2LxGk)

But he was a POW as he would remind you.

Did you know he was a POW?

(In the documentary Return With Honor he only featured towards the end IIRC)

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 14, 2025 10:33 AM (sVOFR)

247 yeah, carbon :-)

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at November 14, 2025 10:33 AM (iNp3L)

248 Cook out? I'll bring the devilled Tide Pods.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 10:33 AM (Zgp2+)

249 Ten and a half hours of Haydn. Choke on this music burger:
youtube.com/watch?v=9KTgA1i06xU

Posted by: gp at November 14, 2025 10:34 AM (4kcNT)

250
Last I (we) heard there are calls for him to retire. Did he actually announce it ??
Posted by: runner

No.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 14, 2025 10:34 AM (xG4kz)

251 Too depressing. TBWNH.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Where you been, Man?

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 10:34 AM (77rzZ)

252 241 She is entering abuela land.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2025 10:22 AM (D1kEJ)

Her size or lack thereof will not keep her from being elected - probably to Chuck Schumer s Senate seat.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2025 10:32 AM (Nx5jP)

She never was anything above a 2. She COULD afford a dentist now, surely. Or an orthodontist. And her *** is wider than the State of NY. Some guys like. I don’t.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 14, 2025 10:34 AM (sVOFR)

253 Welp, it would appear Epstein allegedly claimed that he [Vince Foster] and Hillary Clinton had a relationship.

https://is.gd/uG71I0

-
Geez! No wonder he killed himself.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 14, 2025 10:35 AM (L/fGl)

254 243- leaks ostensibly from COS and major donors- no official announcement, basically same routine Pelosi followed, so I think credible.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 14, 2025 10:35 AM (hlNLQ)

255 >>Don't forget, McCain was one of the Keating Five.

Like many deep staters, McCain had an "institute" where deep thinkers could gather to launder money and plot global control. His institute was largely financed by none other than George Soros, that champion of limited government and America First.

McCain was part of every overt and covert intel fuckup for years. He was particularly uselful because he was both greedy and stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2025 10:35 AM (viF8m)

256 She's had draft horse haunches for 10 years. It's only getting worse.
Posted by: Gluteus Maximus

Don't pretend you don't get sprung looking. Alex Stein at least has the courage to tell it like it is.

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at November 14, 2025 10:35 AM (JCZqz)

257 Last I (we) heard there are calls for him to retire. Did he actually announce it ??
Posted by: runner at November 14, 2025 10:32 AM (g47mK)

Not officially, but...
http://tiny.cc/q92v001

Posted by: tankdemon at November 14, 2025 10:36 AM (zPjZn)

258 Ten and a half hours of Haydn.

-
Hallelujah!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 14, 2025 10:36 AM (L/fGl)

259 256- my anaconda is ambivalent

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 14, 2025 10:37 AM (hlNLQ)

260 Any good death marches?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 10:37 AM (Zgp2+)

261 The Senator's wife, Gisele Barreto Fetterman, has been invaluable to his career.

Wikipedia, in part, "... born in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.[2][3] When she was seven years old, she came to the United States as an undocumented immigrant with her mother and younger brother, taking up residence in a one-room apartment in New York City.[4][2][5] They left Brazil due to violent crime in their community.[2][6] In New York, the family lived in poverty, and furnished their apartment with furniture they found on the street.[4] Fetterman said that her family often depended on food banks and thrift stores.[2] Her mother, who has a PhD degree from a Brazilian university and had worked as a nutritionist and educator, took jobs cleaning hotels and houses, and was often denied pay due to her status as an undocumented immigrant.[2][6]

Fetterman did not speak English when she arrived in the US, and enrolled in an English as a second language program at her school in Queens.[2] The family later moved to Newark, New Jersey.[6] She studied at the Institute for Integrative Nutrition.[7]
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The story has changed a bit over time but never has it been denied re: entering the US undocumented.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 14, 2025 10:38 AM (NFX2v)

262 Speaking of death, I'm finishing up with Christmas decorations in my part of Canada and my late mother has a nice vase of very pretty plastic flowers. Pink. Maybe plastic or whatever fake flowers are made of.

But one unopened bulb turned completely black and a nice open flower is also turning black. I didn't know that could happen. I'm sure they're decades old. It was just weird.

I'm thinking it may be a 'Picture of Dorian Gray' thing. Perhaps it was siphoning off my very negative thoughts this year. Going through the house, I've come across pkenty of disintegrating rubber bands. But things turning black.

Weird. Perfect for this thread though.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 14, 2025 10:38 AM (Sco7b)

263 Schumer retiring? Link.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 10:38 AM (Zgp2+)

264 77 Hamlet is such a stupid play. Can't stand it.
Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

It inspired “Pull Me Under” by Dream Theater, how bad can it be?

Also, it is a study in how being a whiny, indecisive little bitch gets you nowhere.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 14, 2025 10:39 AM (sVOFR)

265 263- it’s first post over at insty

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 14, 2025 10:39 AM (hlNLQ)

266 It inspired “Pull Me Under” by Dream Theater, how bad can it be?

Also, it is a study in how being a whiny, indecisive little bitch gets you nowhere.
Posted by: Cow Demon at November 14, 2025 10:39 AM (sVOFR)

Nice job pulling in DT!

Hope you're doing well, brother!

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2025 10:39 AM (zcJ6r)

267 257 Last I (we) heard there are calls for him to retire. Did he actually announce it ??
Posted by: runner at November 14, 2025 10:32 AM (g47mK)

I like Fetterman too. I want him there as long as possible to stir up a tiny little extra bit of bile in every Dem.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 14, 2025 10:39 AM (Sco7b)

268 Skeletor (AKA James Carville).

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 10:40 AM (YMXsV)

269 "Jets fan waiting for a playoff"

Posted by: gKWVE at November 14, 2025 10:40 AM (yYROg)

270 Second for me.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 10:40 AM (Zgp2+)

271
That reminds me: I've got a BOGO coupon for Culver's! I shall endeavor to spend it today.
Posted by: gp

OK, but please chew it!

Posted by: It's Endeavour, BTW at November 14, 2025 10:41 AM (oftw2)

272
The Keating Five should have been The McCain Five.
Posted by: John McCain was human garbage at November 14, 2025 10:22 AM (2LxGk)

Far more true than most realize, even now. McCain recruited all of the other Senators into the money laundering, and the source of the money was Cindy McCain's old family organized crime connections, who were the ones backing Keating.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2025 10:41 AM (uWKK8)

273 264-but where else you gonna get a 3 paragraph emo monologue that boils down to:maybe I should just off myself?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 14, 2025 10:41 AM (hlNLQ)

274 >>What always bugged me about McCain was how he milked his POW status. Always struck me as unseemly.

I had the pleasure of speaking with Doug Hegdahl when he was an instructor at Navy SERE school. He was a "lowly" enlisted sailor who had the misfortune of falling off a ship operating in the Gulf of Tokin and being turned over to North Vietnam forces after being pulled out of the drink by fisherman. He did time at the Hanoi Hilton before being released.

I have 100% respect for that guy and what he did to help improve conditions at the prison for the captives.

I have 0% respect for McCain, regardless of his status as a POW there.

Posted by: one hour sober at November 14, 2025 10:41 AM (Y1sOo)

275 Yesterday, the guy I docent with at the Civil-War graffiti house, who loves to travel, was telling me about visiting Hanoi. He asked to be taken on a tour of the "Hanoi Hilton."

The exhibits there are all about the abuses that the inmates suffered when the commies were imprisoned there by the French. It was almost all about how evil the French were. Only one room had anything to say about the American POWs there, and the Vietnamese guide would not take him in that one.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 10:41 AM (77rzZ)

276 Bulg, if they’ve assigned you an EIN or employee number, you’re “in”. You’re as good as hired.

It’s a process. A long involved process. Whole day orientation for a couple days. Lots of movies and briefings. And then they’ll have you show up for work. “Part time” snares a lot of people unaware.

Sounds like you’ll come in for a few hours a week, right? A little extra spending money on the side. It ain’t like that. Be prepared for “Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here”. It is grueling. If you can make regular, and find something you like doing, it isn’t so bad.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 14, 2025 10:41 AM (N7Ml+)

277 Welp, it would appear Epstein allegedly claimed that he [Vince Foster] and Hillary Clinton had a relationship.

https://is.gd/uG71I0

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Geez! No wonder he killed himself.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 14, 2025 10:35 AM (L/fGl)

The whole Vince Foster thing is so quaint now. Of COURSE they had him killed. Who even doubts such things anymore.

Whether he was banging that broad or they were in cahoots about graft, and he had second thoughts or whatever, at this point what difference does it make.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2025 10:41 AM (dGCAG)

278 Ten and a half hours of Haydn.

---

Know what's better than ten and a half hours of Haydn? Ten and a half MOAR hours of Haydn.

I could listen to Papa forever.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 14, 2025 10:42 AM (LxER7)

279 167 schedelgezicht
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 14, 2025 10:09 AM (gDlxJ)

Geshundrite.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 14, 2025 10:42 AM (QGaXH)

280 217 The Keating Five should have been The McCain Five.
Posted by: John McCain was human garbage at November 14, 2025 10:22 AM (2LxGk)

The Songbird McPlanecrash Five.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2025 10:43 AM (UnA8+)

281 I like Haydns Seasons without the singing.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 10:43 AM (Zgp2+)

282 Uh oh. Bad news.

Dean Withers@itsdeaann
Its Happening. MAGA Is Dead.

Tim@trouble_man90
Donald Trump must resign the office of president by noon tomorrow.

-
This the result of the Epstein revelations.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 14, 2025 10:43 AM (L/fGl)

283 67 schedelgezicht
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 14, 2025 10:09 AM (gDlxJ)

Geshundrite.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 14, 2025 10:42 AM (QGaXH)

and Fahrvergnügen!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2025 10:44 AM (wVcYX)

284 But one unopened bulb turned completely black and a nice open flower is also turning black. I didn't know that could happen. I'm sure they're decades old. It was just weird.

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If they've been exposed to UV sunlight over the years, that will happen owing to "photo-oxidation."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 10:45 AM (YMXsV)

285 Nice job pulling in DT!

Hope you're doing well, brother!
Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2025 10:39 AM (zcJ6r)

I will find ways to pull in Dream Theater…: )

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 14, 2025 10:45 AM (sVOFR)

286 @trouble_man90 must film himself crossing his eyes while rubbing his belly and jumping on one foot by noon tomorrow.

Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at November 14, 2025 10:45 AM (yYROg)

287 Sounds like you’ll come in for a few hours a week, right? A little extra spending money on the side. It ain’t like that. Be prepared for “Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here”. It is grueling. If you can make regular, and find something you like doing, it isn’t so bad.
Posted by: Common Tater

Well, you've certainly given me food for thought. Thanks.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 10:45 AM (77rzZ)

288 Resign or else? I’m betting on “else”

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 14, 2025 10:45 AM (hlNLQ)

289 Dean Withers@itsdeaann
Its Happening. MAGA Is Dead.

Tim@trouble_man90
Donald Trump must resign the office of president by noon tomorrow.

-
This the result of the Epstein revelations.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 14, 2025 10:43 AM (L/fGl)

WTF are those idiots blabbering about now?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2025 10:45 AM (2J/Lj)

290 Ha!

>>@trump_repost
·
4m


>>Now that the Democrats are using the Epstein Hoax, involving Democrats, not Republicans, to try and deflect from their disastrous SHUTDOWN, and all of their other failures, I will be asking A.G. Pam Bondi, and the Department of Justice, together with our great patriots at the FBI, to investigate Jeffrey Epstein's involvement and relationship with Bill Clinton, Larry Summers, Reid Hoffman, J.P. Morgan, Chase, and many other people and institutions, to determine what was going on with them, and him. This is another Russia, Russia, Russia Scam, with all arrows pointing to the Democrats. Records show that these men, and many others, spent large portions of their life with Epstein, and on his "Island." Stay tuned!!!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2025 10:45 AM (viF8m)

291 Speaking of Epstein, Twitchy has an email saying Hilldogger was boning Vince Foster. But you already knew that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 10:46 AM (sMqD7)

292 I don't know nuthin about no Clintons.

Posted by: Seth Rich at November 14, 2025 10:46 AM (yYROg)

293 Uh oh. Bad news.

Dean Withers@itsdeaann
Its Happening. MAGA Is Dead.

--------------

The wheels are finally closing in and the walls are coming off!

ONCE AGAIN, The MAGA King Is Dead ... LONG LIVE THE MAGA KING!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 10:46 AM (YMXsV)

294 Hell of a way to ruin a landscape painting.

Posted by: Paco at November 14, 2025 10:47 AM (mADJX)

295 WTF are those idiots blabbering about now?
Posted by: Madamemayhem

They need a Madamemayhem letter!

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 10:47 AM (77rzZ)

296 Are the walls closing in again? Another day ending in Y

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 10:47 AM (sMqD7)

297 281 I like Haydns Seasons without the singing.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 10:43 AM (Zgp2+)

When she was a chorister in school, one of my daughters got to perform his Creation.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 14, 2025 10:47 AM (LxER7)

298 McCain should have been out of the military before he got shot down. He crashed a couple of planes and only because he was the son and grandson of admirals did he stick around

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2025 10:47 AM (bfwj/)

299 Too depressing. TBWNH.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Where you been, Man?
Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 10:34 AM (77rzZ)
_____

Was in California, Napa and Sonoma

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2025 10:48 AM (iFTx/)

300 Fink!

Byron York@ByronYork
Didn't Epstein adviser Michael Wolff say that 'Epstein believed that it was Trump who first informed the police about what was going on in Epstein's house.' Yes, he did. Wolff claimed he got that straight from Epstein himself.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 14, 2025 10:48 AM (L/fGl)

301 Ha!

>>@trump_repost
·
4m


>>Now that the Democrats are using the Epstein Hoax, ...

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2025 10:45 AM (viF8m)

I don't believe there will be any incriminating revelations about Trump, but the problem is him calling it a hoax.

It's not a hoax. And whatever nuance he's trying to make here, saying what they are saying about him is a hoax, it's not a good look, when it's HIS Justice Department that is now complicit in the cover up.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2025 10:48 AM (dGCAG)

302 Doors and windows open and close. Walls not so much.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 10:49 AM (Zgp2+)

303 Well done, but too morose to hang.

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 10:49 AM (krQz2)

304 The story has changed a bit over time but never has it been denied re: entering the US undocumented.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 14, 2025 10:38 AM (NFX2v)
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The story is complete bullshit

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2025 10:49 AM (iFTx/)

305 Well, you've certainly given me food for thought. Thanks.
Posted by: Bulg

If AOP finishes the mechanicals on his Studebaker Zip Van, I could paint it for you. You'll be stylish Zipping around in that.

Posted by: 170 Cubic Inches Of Power at November 14, 2025 10:49 AM (oftw2)

306 Was in California, Napa and Sonoma
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Oh, that's right, you said you were going out there.

How was it? How was your racetrack driving?

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

307 Democrats treat the Epstein emails like a two year old looks at a fire. They just gotta go there, even though they get burned every time.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 10:49 AM (sMqD7)

308 Schedel
Edgar Fernhout
---
Alternate title: Portrait of that Hobo That Went Missing a Few Years Back.

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 10:49 AM (krQz2)

309 Epstein bullshit is just replacing the shutdown bullshit program in the NPCs with a new (old) one, which, of course, was previously replaced with the “east wing” bullshit- rage junkies gotta have their fix.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 14, 2025 10:50 AM (hlNLQ)

310 Schadenfreude.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 10:50 AM (Zgp2+)

311 I see another cow. Same as yesterday.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 14, 2025 10:50 AM (nNv2C)

312 Uh oh. Bad news.

Dean Withers@itsdeaann
Its Happening. MAGA Is Dead.

Tim@trouble_man90
Donald Trump must resign the office of president by noon tomorrow.

-
This the result of the Epstein revelations.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Bwahahahahahahaha!!! No. Wait.
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2025 10:51 AM (D1kEJ)

313 Was in California, Napa and Sonoma
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Oh, that's right, you said you were going out there.

How was it? How was your racetrack driving?
Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 10:49 AM (77rzZ)
______

Was great -- I'll describe in an upcoming episode of The Blade's Garage of Awesome :-)

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2025 10:51 AM (iFTx/)

314 It's not a hoax. And whatever nuance he's trying to make here, saying what they are saying about him is a hoax, it's not a good look, when it's HIS Justice Department that is now complicit in the cover up.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2025 10:48 AM (dGCAG)
==================
Not a clue what you are talking about. How else do you describe a manufactured criticism of Trump, entirely relying on the Propaganda Press for traction, that relies entirely on fake news? Of course it's a hoax?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 10:52 AM (sMqD7)

315 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang democrat skull. It's looking left.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2025 10:52 AM (2WIwB)

316 Also, law of diminishing returns, some of the junkies are just gonna burn out on theatrical rage, especially with payday always being tomorrow.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 14, 2025 10:52 AM (hlNLQ)

317 Epstein bullshit is just replacing the shutdown bullshit program in the NPCs with a new (old) one, which, of course, was previously replaced with the “east wing” bullshit- rage junkies gotta have their fix.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 14, 2025 10:50 AM (hlNLQ)

The "Epstein bullshit" is going to have staying power, because it's not bullshit, and people know it. They know THIS administration is now lying to them about it, and they're asking why.

Sometimes the coverup is worse than the crime, but in this case, the crime is bad, and whatever reason Team Pam and Kash are covering it up, it's bad because of how bad the crime is.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2025 10:52 AM (dGCAG)

318 "Tim@trouble_man90
Donald Trump must resign the office of president by noon tomorrow."


This one amuses me. JD Vance would take over. He's the one that will bury a pick axe in your brain while smiling and being polite. Trump ain't polite or polished. It telegraphs "DON'T FUCK WITH ME". You get the warning just from his attitude and demeanor. There is no warning with JD. He's polite, friendly, smiling... All while sharpening the pick axe and preparing to strike.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2025 10:52 AM (2J/Lj)

319 Ha!

>>@trump_repost
·
4m


>>Now that the Democrats are using the Epstein Hoax, involving Democrats, not Republicans, to try and deflect from their disastrous SHUTDOWN, and all of their other failures, I will be asking A.G. Pam Bondi, and the Department of Justice, together with our great patriots at the FBI, to investigate Jeffrey Epstein's involvement and relationship with Bill Clinton, Larry Summers, Reid Hoffman, J.P. Morgan, Chase, and many other people and institutions, to determine what was going on with them, and him. This is another Russia, Russia, Russia Scam, with all arrows pointing to the Democrats. Records show that these men, and many others, spent large portions of their life with Epstein, and on his "Island." Stay tuned!!!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2025 10:45 AM (viF8m)

---------------

2016: A New Hope.
2020: The Empire Strikes Back.
2024: Return of the Jedi.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 10:53 AM (YMXsV)

320 Speaking of Epstein, Twitchy has an email saying Hilldogger was boning Vince Foster. But you already knew that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 10:46 AM (sMqD7)
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For most of 30 years now. (I was precocious).

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 10:53 AM (krQz2)

321 >>I don't believe there will be any incriminating revelations about Trump, but the problem is him calling it a hoax.

The hoax is that it had anything to do with Trump. The left has been pushing that idiocy for months.

The DOJ requested a judge give them the ability to release grand jury material and a judge said no. Not the DOJ, a judge.

https://tinyurl.com/3tx4wkku

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2025 10:54 AM (viF8m)

322 Juan McCain needs the Mariarchi treatment.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 10:54 AM (Zgp2+)

323 It's not a hoax. And whatever nuance he's trying to make here, saying what they are saying about him is a hoax, it's not a good look, when it's HIS Justice Department that is now complicit in the cover up.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2025 10:48 AM (dGCAG)
==================
Not a clue what you are talking about. How else do you describe a manufactured criticism of Trump, entirely relying on the Propaganda Press for traction, that relies entirely on fake news? Of course it's a hoax?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 10:52 AM (sMqD7)
_____

The issue is what exactly is the "hoax"? Trump rightfully claims the Democrap masturbatory fetish about him participating in Epstein's perversion is a hoax, and he is 100% right about that. But the fact that Epstein and some very rich and powerful men behaved badly with women is not a hoax. It may be overblown and embellished, but it's not a hoax. It happened.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2025 10:54 AM (iFTx/)

324 I am open to suggestions, preferably a solution that allows us to actually preserve the spirit if not the entirety of the Constitution"

Either the Constitution permits what has been done, or is wholly inadequate to prevent it. It needs replaced. I think the most blatant flaws are judges, by which I mean LAWYERS, playing the "you lack standing" game, preventing redress; lack of real penalties for officials violating the clear language and enabling crime and foreign invasion; and tolerance for public plotting of the same. And vote fraud probably needs the death penalty.
Posted by: heya at November 14, 2025 10:07 AM (2aSU

As time goes on, the solutions get uglier. But there are solutions.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 14, 2025 10:54 AM (g8Ew8)

325 temu chemjeff is back

Posted by: alpine_beer at November 14, 2025 10:54 AM (van9r)

326 Not a clue what you are talking about. How else do you describe a manufactured criticism of Trump, entirely relying on the Propaganda Press for traction, that relies entirely on fake news? Of course it's a hoax?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 10:52 AM (sMqD7)

Children were taking to that island, and the rich and powerful had sex with them.

That's not a hoax.

Trump using the word "hoax" is Trump's mistake. Whoever and however the info that's being covered up by the Justice Department contains information that would embarrass Trump is not the point.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2025 10:54 AM (dGCAG)

327
If they've been exposed to UV sunlight over the years, that will happen owing to "photo-oxidation."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 10:45 AM (YMXsV

Thank you. That's very interesting. It was just very weird.

When I put everything away in early January, I'll make a trip to Michael's.

I appreciate the info. Have a happy weekend.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 14, 2025 10:54 AM (Sco7b)

328 That's who I have been waiting to announce that MAGA is over.

A couple of nonames.

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 10:54 AM (krQz2)

329
This the result of the Epstein revelations.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage?

It's wish casting.

"...by noon tomorrow" -- that's a nice touch.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 14, 2025 10:55 AM (xG4kz)

330 Speaking of Epstein, Twitchy has an email saying Hilldogger was boning Vince Foster. But you already knew that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 10:46 AM (sMqD7)
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For most of 30 years now. (I was precocious).
Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 10:53 AM (krQz2)
_________

There've been rumors about that for decades. It's certainly possible. But do we really believe Hillary was into men?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2025 10:55 AM (iFTx/)

331 317- sure, Burt.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 14, 2025 10:56 AM (hlNLQ)

332 I thought it was the Telescope guy?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 10:56 AM (Zgp2+)

333 After failing to find an attorney willing to take up Fulton County Fani Willis’ troubled 2020 election case, the prosecutor conducting the search for her replacement appointed himself.

The Prosecuting Attorneys Council of Georgia (PACGA) faced a Nov. 14 deadline to select a new attorney or have the case dismissed.

“The filing of this appointment reflects my inability to secure another conflict prosecutor to assume responsibility for this case,” PACGA Executive Director Peter Skanadlakis wrote.
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The Fani WIllis case will limp onwards, at least for now. My bet is he drops it quietly, at some far distant time.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 10:56 AM (sMqD7)

334 Unsolved Mysteries of WWII.

New York Post@nypost
Adolf Hitler likely had a micropenis — and just one ball: study

https://is.gd/1Ggfwd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 14, 2025 10:56 AM (L/fGl)

335 There've been rumors about that for decades. It's certainly possible. But do we really believe Hillary was into men?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2025 10:55 AM (iFTx/)

Or men were in her?

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 14, 2025 10:56 AM (Sco7b)

336 "...by noon tomorrow" -- that's a nice touch.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Reminds of all the Ronco ads back in the day: "Call before midnight tomorrow," which would run for two weeks straight.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 10:56 AM (77rzZ)

337
If they've been exposed to UV sunlight over the years, that will happen owing to "photo-oxidation."

Sunlight is not plastics' friend.

There is a wealth of patent literature that covers additives for plastic items to mitigate against them getting damaged from the UV rays in sunlight.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at November 14, 2025 10:57 AM (xG4kz)

338 The issue is what exactly is the "hoax"? Trump rightfully claims the Democrap masturbatory fetish about him participating in Epstein's perversion is a hoax, and he is 100% right about that. But the fact that Epstein and some very rich and powerful men behaved badly with women is not a hoax. It may be overblown and embellished, but it's not a hoax. It happened.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2025 10:54 AM (iFTx/)

There are people here who are so committed to protecting Trump, they can't see the problem with how he's handling this.

Fine.

I get called names here, but people who are going to be shocked with this has repercussions on the 2026 elections, and beyond.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2025 10:57 AM (dGCAG)

339 334 How do you research that?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 10:57 AM (Zgp2+)

340 There've been rumors about that for decades. It's certainly possible. But do we really believe Hillary was into men?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2025 10:55 AM (iFTx/)

Or men were in her?
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless

Webb Hubbel was, apparently.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 10:58 AM (77rzZ)

341 It's a load of bullshit designed to tie someone the Demos don't like to a pedophile, but it's not a hoax. I am very intelligent.

Posted by: gKWVE's head hurts at November 14, 2025 10:58 AM (yYROg)

342 People Magazine, 'John McCain's First Wife Opens Up About Him Leaving Her to Marry Cindy: 'It Broke My Heart'
John McCain eldest daughter Sidney and first wife Carol get candid in John McCain: For Whom the Bell Tolls, an upcoming HBO documentary

Published on May 29, 2018
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And then tied into his 'involvement' with the Keating Five.

Wikipedia, in part, "In addition, McCain's wife Cindy McCain and her father Jim Hensley had invested $359,100 in the Fountain Square Project, a Keating shopping center, in April 1986, a year before McCain met with the regulators.[7][45] McCain, his family, and their baby-sitter had made nine trips at Keating's expense, sometimes aboard Keating's jet; three of the trips were made during vacations to Keating's Bahamas retreat at Cat Cay.[7] McCain did not pay Keating (in the amount of $13,433) for some of the trips until years after they were taken, when he learned that Keating was in trouble over Lincoln.[7][46]"

A sleeze, like so many of our pols.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 14, 2025 10:58 AM (NFX2v)

343 There've been rumors about that for decades. It's certainly possible. But do we really believe Hillary was into men?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2025 10:55 AM (iFTx/)
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Everybody says she fucked Web Hubbell.

C'mon, you wouldn't want a seed donation from that guy!

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 10:58 AM (krQz2)

344 Oh, good, the contrarian schtick is here.

Posted by: one hour sober at November 14, 2025 10:58 AM (Y1sOo)

345 If they had anything on him they would have used it by now.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 14, 2025 10:59 AM (Zgp2+)

346 There've been rumors about that for decades. It's certainly possible. But do we really believe Hillary was into men?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2025 10:55 AM (iFTx/)

Or men were in her?
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 14, 2025 10:56 AM (Sco7b)
__

The younger Hillary was not ugly. I'm sure some men would have been interested. But I'll bet money she's a closeted dyke. That was the deal with marrying Bill: he gets to fuck every trailer park THOT in Arkansas -- and rape a few unwilling women -- and she gets the prestige and corruption opportunities of marrying and up-and-coming politician.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2025 10:59 AM (iFTx/)

347 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2025 10:52 AM (2J/Lj)

Vance/Sanders2028!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2025 10:59 AM (n9ltV)

348 If they had anything on him they would have used it by now.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Exactly.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 10:59 AM (77rzZ)

349 If Hillary turned Lez, it's probably about men disappointing her.

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 10:59 AM (krQz2)

350 Oh, good, the contrarian schtick is here.
Posted by: one hour sober at November 14, 2025 10:58 AM (Y1sOo)

Have a drink, you'll feel better.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2025 11:00 AM (dGCAG)

351 Anyway nobody is going to care about Epstein in 2026, since the emails make clear Trump backed off as soon as he saw what Epstein was, and even tried to rat Epstein out.
I've made pretty damn clear what voters are going to care about in 2026. Brought to you by the letter "H" and "B", and the numeral "1".

Posted by: gKWVE at November 14, 2025 11:00 AM (yYROg)

352 Johnson said he will call a vote next week to release the files the DOJ has already turned over to Congress.

We'll see who is for releasing them and who is against it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2025 11:00 AM (viF8m)

353 There've been rumors about that for decades. It's certainly possible. But do we really believe Hillary was into men?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2025 10:55 AM (iFTx/)

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Chelsea certainly was a result of Webster Hubbell being into Hillary.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 11:01 AM (YMXsV)

354 But I'll bet money she's a closeted dyke.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2025 10:59 AM (iFTx/)
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Webster. Hubbell.

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 11:01 AM (krQz2)

355 Nood

Posted by: tankdemon at November 14, 2025 11:01 AM (zPjZn)

356 Buck up!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 14, 2025 11:01 AM (LxER7)

357 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2025 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

358 >>Have a drink, you'll feel better.

Your shtick is well past it's expiration date. Find some other way to attention whore yourself.

Posted by: one hour sober at November 14, 2025 11:01 AM (Y1sOo)

359 So the big reveal is that Epstein was emailing with a bunch of rich and influential people? And for this Trump has to resign.

Am I getting this right? lol.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 14, 2025 11:02 AM (F2Ar1)

360 They say that woman can actually choose their sexuality, because it's more emotional for them.

And if they are turned off by "men". Then, a man is going to have to work hard in order to turn her on.

And that's too much work for that much shrew.

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 11:02 AM (krQz2)

361 Johnson said he will call a vote next week to release the files the DOJ has already turned over to Congress.

We'll see who is for releasing them and who is against it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2025 11:00 AM (viF8m)

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The Dems have been resisting releasing them for the past five years now ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 11:02 AM (YMXsV)

362 The issue is what exactly is the "hoax"? Trump rightfully claims the Democrap masturbatory fetish about him participating in Epstein's perversion is a hoax, and he is 100% right about that. But the fact that Epstein and some very rich and powerful men behaved badly with women is not a hoax. It may be overblown and embellished, but it's not a hoax. It happened.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2025 10:54 AM (iFTx/)

There are people here who are so committed to protecting Trump, they can't see the problem with how he's handling this.

Fine.

I get called names here, but people who are going to be shocked with this has repercussions on the 2026 elections, and beyond.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2025 10:57 AM (dGCAG)
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I'm not protecting Trump and don't think he's handled this the right way. I also think we're gonna have big problems in 2026, but Epstein is barely a blip in those problems.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2025 11:02 AM (iFTx/)

363 233 Just saw Chuck’s retiring- strange how Mr. 1600 SAT got outmaneuvered by a ditzy Marxist bartender...
Posted by: Farmer Bob a

_____

Who has been behind the "ditsy marxist bartender"? I don't mean now, that she is a "star", but from the beginning of her run for congress.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 14, 2025 11:03 AM (6KLK+)

364 Webster. Hubbell.

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2025 11:01 AM (krQz2)

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Horde Mind!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 14, 2025 11:03 AM (YMXsV)

365 Children were taking to that island, and the rich and powerful had sex with them.

That's not a hoax.

Trump using the word "hoax" is Trump's mistake. Whoever and however the info that's being covered up by the Justice Department contains information that would embarrass Trump is not the point.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2025 10:54 AM (dGCAG)
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Trump never described Pedo Island as a hoax. It was a real series of events. Trump used the word "hoax" in referring to Democrat attempts to tie him to the scandal.

And it is a hoax. Trump is not Prince Andrew, Jesse Staley, or John Roberts, or Bill Clinton. Those men were actually involved. Trump was the only man who tried to stop Epstein, volunteered to testify against him, and worked to get Maxwell to leave MAL employees alone.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 11:04 AM (PSpan)

366 Your shtick is well past it's expiration date. Find some other way to attention whore yourself.
Posted by: one hour sober at November 14, 2025 11:01 AM (Y1sOo)

No.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2025 11:04 AM (dGCAG)

367 Trump using the word "hoax" is Trump's mistake. Whoever and however the info that's being covered up by the Justice Department contains information that would embarrass Trump is not the point.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2025 10:54 AM (dGCAG)

Learn more about the issue before you spout this sort of nonsense.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2025 11:05 AM (n9ltV)

368 Trump never described Pedo Island as a hoax. It was a real series of events. Trump used the word "hoax" in referring to Democrat attempts to tie him to the scandal.

And it is a hoax. Trump is not Prince Andrew, Jesse Staley, or John Roberts, or Bill Clinton. Those men were actually involved. Trump was the only man who tried to stop Epstein, volunteered to testify against him, and worked to get Maxwell to leave MAL employees alone.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 11:04 AM (PSpan)

I know.

The problem is HE'S calling it a hoax, and VOTERS heard him and his Justice Department team tell them we were going to get the information on Day 1.

It's his problem now. Not the crime, the cover up.

Why people here don't understand this is mystifying.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2025 11:06 AM (dGCAG)

369 My personal take is that the Epshtien Files are a game-playing device for media purposes.

Only worth a comment from me because it's Friday.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at November 14, 2025 11:07 AM (6qf1m)

370 By the way, Republicans have already tried to release all the Epstein material Congress has (that is not subject to court seal), but Democrats refused to release it. Tennessee representative Tim Burchett made a UC motion on Monday and Democrats said NO.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 11:07 AM (PSpan)

371 Learn more about the issue before you spout this sort of nonsense.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2025 11:05 AM (n9ltV)

As usual, you have no idea what you're talking about.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2025 11:07 AM (dGCAG)

372 Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2025 11:07 AM (dGCAG)

You are being a contrarian ass. You spout easily disproved bullshit, and you have the fucking nerve to suggest that others are poorly informed?

That's ballsy, even for a retard like yourself.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2025 11:09 AM (n9ltV)

373 Burt, I hope you are genuinely confused in conflating these different things so obstinately, because it is getting weird.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2025 11:09 AM (PSpan)

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