The Blaze Publishes Name of Person It Claims Matches the J5 Pipe Bomber, Based on Gait Analysis

Eh.

Update: "Eh" is becoming "nahh."

Breanna Morello
@BreannaMorello
🚨UPDATE🚨
Another federal employee with knowledge on the J6 pipebomb investigation tells me they DO NOT believe Shauni Kerkhoff had a role in the pipebomb.
This source tells me they know where she was at the time and they do not believe it's her.
The FBI may have another suspect they're focused on in their investigation.

Original post below:

It's based on gait analysis, which I do believe is a valid kind of forensic analysis, but...

They say a computer program says that this woman's gait matches the J5 Pipe Bomber's gate at 94%, and they say that adding human analysis to that makes it more like 98%.

Okay, but:

How many other people would also match this gait?

Compare a DNA match to a ballistics marking match. A DNA match means that the DNA either came from this person or a a close family member. Only one, or maybe 3 or 4 or 5, people in the would match the DNA profile collected from the scene.

On the other hand, while the markings on a spent bullet may be "consistent with" the gun a suspect owns, a lot of other guns would fire bullets that would be "consistent with" the bullet from the crime scene. You can say it's a "match," and yes, the bullets have markings that match, but that match does not mean that the bullet was fired from the gun. It means it was fired from that gun, or the hundreds or even thousands of guns with the same rifling pattern in the barrel.

"Match" has some very different meanings based not just on which suspects are included by the match but which ones are excluded. With a DNA match, nearly the entire world is excluded. With a ballistics markings match, many guns are excluded, but a lot of guns are still included.

So which is a gait analysis more like? I am imagining it is much more like a ballistics marking match than a DNA or fingerprint match.

Does that mean this article is wrong? No, but I don't think this is conclusive. They say the gait of the woman they name is like the gait of the J5 bomber. Okay, but how many other 5'7" women of the same age and build would have the same gait? Probably a lot.

So those are my reservations and doubts, and they're substantial.

Should this person be investigated? Certainly, especially if we pretend to believe the left's claim that the events of January 6th, and the 5th therefore, constituted the greatest attack on America since the War of 1812. Every suspect must be considered when attempting to solve the Greatest Attack on America Since the War of 1812.

But... this isn't close to conclusive.

Steve Baker for The Blaze:

A computer program that compared the bomb suspect's gait to that of Shauni Kerkhoff produced a 94% match.
A forensic analysis of a female former U.S. Capitol Police officer's gait is a 94%-98% match to the unique stride of the long-sought Jan. 6 pipe-bomb suspect, according to a Blaze News investigation confirmed by several intelligence sources.
A source close to a congressional investigation of Jan. 6 additionally told Blaze News evidence has emerged recently that pointed toward law enforcement possibly being involved in the planting of the pipe bombs.

A software algorithm that analyzes walking parameters including flexion (knee bend), hip extension, speed, step length, cadence, and variance rated Shauni Rae Kerkhoff, 31, of Alexandria, Va., as a 94% match to the bomb suspect shown on video from Jan. 5, 2021. The veteran analyst who ran the analysis for Blaze News said that based on visual observations the program can struggle with, he personally pegged the match at closer to 98%.
Kerkhoff, who was a Capitol Police officer for four and a half years, left the department in mid-2021 for a security detail at the Central Intelligence Agency, sources told Blaze News.

CIA spokeswoman Liz Lyons stated that the subject worked in campus security.

This indicates she is being given a look by "law enforcement:"

Kerkhoff's residence in Alexandria, Va., appeared to be under the watch of law enforcement officers on Friday night. Blaze News editor in chief Christopher Bedford was pulled over by local police after stopping to observe the home. He was then allowed to leave.

In fairness to this woman: The police might have been posted to protect her, as one can just imagine that a person named in this investigation would face a substantial threat.

If I were named as a suspect, you better believe I'd like a cop posted outside my door.

The FBI, which failed to solve the case in nearly five years of investigation but indicated that it was closing in after Blaze News brought its investigation to intelligence sources, was feet from the Falls Church address of the pipe bomb suspect days after Jan. 6, according to the Blaze News investigation.
Former FBI Special Agent Kyle Seraphin realized Friday that he was doing surveillance next door to the woman now suspected of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber.
"The FBI put us one door away from the pipe bomber within days of January 6, and we were deliberately pulled away for no logical or logically investigative reason," Seraphin told Blaze News Friday. "And everything about that tells me that they were involved in a cover-up and have been since day one.

I don't know what to make of that. They were surveilling someone next to this woman's house, and were pulled off that investigation, so we should consider this woman a suspect?

Eh, that's a stretch. Possible but by no means the most likely explanation.

(Plus, over the years, I have grown wary of Kyle Seraphim.)

"They were f**king in on it," Seraphin said.
Seraphin proposed doing a "knock and talk" at the door of an Air Force civilian employee whose address was tied to a vehicle that picked up the bomb suspect in Falls Church, Va., on Jan. 5, 2021.
Seraphin's team spent two days watching the man, but Seraphin's request to go face-to-face with the person of interest was denied. The team was pulled off the case the same night, he said.
Seraphin said he has given the same details publicly since 2021.
"There's a personal reaction to it, which is the complete vindication that the things I've been saying and my recollection of being briefed on this stuff has been accurate for years and I've never changed my tune," he said.

The bomber used a smart metro card purchased by an Air Force civilian employee but an investigation has shown that that man is not the J5 bomber. So, the J5 bomber must have gotten this man's metro card, somehow. This doesn't seem to clear, or convict, this new suspect. It seems like a red herring no matter who the real suspect turns out to be. (Unless they can show that a suspect could have easily have taken this man's card, or that he gave it to her.)

...
Kerkhoff was a Capitol Police officer from 2018 until mid-2021. She was a member of the department's Civil Disturbance Unit and a training officer on the use of "less-lethal" crowd-control weapons that were extensively used on the Jan. 6 crowds.
Using lethal force Jan. 6

Interesting, but... doesn't really indicate much.

...
Blaze News approached numerous intelligence officials two weeks ago with questions about findings from its investigation, which suggested that Kerkhoff matched the description and behavior of the suspected bomber, based on her distinctive walk, slight limp, 5'7" frame, and other factors.
...
Former Capitol Police Chief Steven Sund told Blaze News he is eager to learn the results of the pipe-bomb investigation. But he said he had no awareness of any Capitol Police officer involvement in the pipe-bomb planting.

In my Expert opinion -- and I say I'm an Expert because I'm an Internet Researcher (and all leftwing internet nobodies claim this is accreditation, so I'm claiming it too), this is all somewhat suggestive but not nearly conclusive. Not even close.

There's a problem I see in "internet detective work." It's the Light Under the Street Lamp bias.

You know the old joke about the drunk searching for his car keys? He's searching for them under a street lamp. A passer-by asks him what he's doing, and he says "I'm looking for my car keys." The passer-by asks, "Oh, did you lose them under the street lamp?"

The man says "No, I don't think so."

"So why," the passer-by asks, "are you searching under the street-lamp?"

"Because the light's better here," the drunk man says.

So not to explain the joke and kill it*, but the point is that people search where they can see. They don't search where they can't see... and on a dark night, that means they're not searching most of the world where the car keys might have fallen.

Internet-based research can only include people for whom there is profile on the internet, and pictures, and videos. (This woman's gait was compared to her gait seen in videos of her playing "professional" soccer.)

So internet-based research is always looking "where the light is," and the light here means "people with a presence on the internet and easily-accessed public pictures and video."

(This is why Candace Owens' search for The Real Killers of Charlie Kirk focuses exclusively on public video -- it's where the light is better.)

Yes, more and more people have some internet presence, but this technique always assumes the suspect must be one of (admittedly large-ish) group of people who have a photographic/video profile on the internet. Where the light is better, don't you know.

When the Blaze teased this, they said they had both gait analysis and human intelligence to supplement it. I thought the "human intelligence" would be something like, "and this woman is a disgruntled federal employee who has made threats against the government."

But no, the "human intelligence" just means they had humans look at the gait footage and add a human evaluation to the computer analysis. It's all gait analysis, then.

So... I'm unimpressed. Definitely take a look, but I don't think I'd start clearing out a jail cell just yet.

* Also, why is a drunk man searching for car keys? He should call an uber and retrieve his car when sober.

This joke sends a terrible message about driving while drunk, suggesting that it's okay.

Well it's not okay, and I DENOUNCE this joke.

Posted by: Ace at 12:50 PM

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1 Ace on a Saturday!

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 12:53 PM (RuTUS)

2 Seems "fishy" to me...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2025 12:55 PM (VE6XX)

3 ND

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2025 12:55 PM (q2Q7i)

4
Wotta Kerkoff!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2025 12:55 PM (Vm5wJ)

5 Smells like an op. Blaze gets fed disinformation, even has it "confirmed". But it's bullshit and will be debunked in short order. The alleged bomber will transform into a victim of MAGA menace. She'll make a good amount of money put of her humiliation, of course. End result will be all interest in, investigation about, the J6 pipe bomb will be discredited completely.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 08, 2025 12:55 PM (AkkXw)

6 WTH?

*checks calendar*

It is still saturday, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2025 12:56 PM (bss/y)

7 Kerkhoff.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2025 12:57 PM (q2Q7i)

8 But no, the "human intelligence" just means they had humans look at the gait footage and add a human evaluation to the computer analysis. It's all gait analysis, then.

So... I'm unimpressed. Definitely take a look, but I don't think I'd start clearing out a jail cell just yet.

Posted by: Ace at 12:50 PM

Yeah... I cannot imagine you could convict based on gait analysis from a reasonable jury... so I guess whoever it is will fry then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2025 12:57 PM (bss/y)

9 Has she been arrested ? Then I'm skeptical...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2025 12:58 PM (VE6XX)

10 Can they get a search warrant based on gait analysis?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2025 12:58 PM (q2Q7i)

11 Morning.

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 08, 2025 12:59 PM (pNNfr)

12 Imagine if this chick ran for office. I can see her supporters now.

Jerkoffs for Kerkhoff.

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 08, 2025 12:59 PM (pNNfr)

13 >>>10 Can they get a search warrant based on gait analysis?

hm, I dunno, probably.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 12:59 PM (1wjle)

14 13 >>>10 Can they get a search warrant based on gait analysis?

hm, I dunno, probably.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 12:59 PM (1wjle)

What could you search for 5 years after the fact?

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2025 01:00 PM (uWKK8)

15 I would say there are other reasons to think that she might be the pipe bomber, and the gait analysis is more in the nature of confirmatory evidence than the magic clue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2025 01:00 PM (npFr7)

16 I like being Ace in Detective Mode. My favorite kind of post.

(And yes I'm an Expert Internet Researcher damnit!)

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:00 PM (1wjle)

17 >>>What could you search for 5 years after the fact?

what I'd be interested in is: Does she know the Air Force civilian whose metro card was used? Did she work out at his gym or something like that?

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:01 PM (1wjle)

18 Would she make the bomb at work, or home?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2025 01:01 PM (q2Q7i)

19 16 I like being Ace in Detective Mode. My favorite kind of post.

(And yes I'm an Expert Internet Researcher damnit!)
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:00 PM (1wjle)

If it's on the Internet it has to be true.. Right ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2025 01:01 PM (VE6XX)

20 KT was a bit enstompenated.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:02 PM (RuTUS)

21 >>>what I'd be interested in is: Does she know the Air Force civilian whose metro card was used? Did she work out at his gym or something like that?

and I really would have liked some indication if they checked into that, and what they discovered

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:02 PM (1wjle)

22 Can they get a search warrant based on gait analysis?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2025 12:58 PM (q2Q7i)

If the Fuzz can get warrants based on the word of a "psychic" I don't see why not.

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 08, 2025 01:02 PM (pNNfr)

23 13 >>>10 Can they get a search warrant based on gait analysis?

hm, I dunno, probably.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 12:59 PM (1wjle)

You can?!

Am I the only one who thinks this is Minority Report level insanity?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2025 01:02 PM (bss/y)

24 She was DC Capitol Police. We know that organization is dirty. Then she got hired by the CIA. Also dirty.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2025 01:03 PM (npFr7)

25 >>>20 KT was a bit enstompenated.

was she? It was an 11:14 post. That's an hour and 35 minutes.

Is that not enough?

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:03 PM (1wjle)

26 16 I like being Ace in Detective Mode. My favorite kind of post.

(And yes I'm an Expert Internet Researcher damnit!)
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:00 PM (1wjle)

ace, Arkham Knight

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2025 01:03 PM (bss/y)

27 did I read that time stamp wrong?

if so I'll put this into draft and pop it out later

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:03 PM (1wjle)

28 KT was a bit enstompenated.
Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:02 PM (RuTUS)

That's the risk one takes when agreeing to be part of Ace's harem.

Thread is still there for anyone wanting to comment.

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 08, 2025 01:04 PM (pNNfr)

29 yeah, smart take, Ace.

Computer models, uhuh. "gait analysis", right.
better or worse than the climate change ones?

is it good enough to represent sufficient probable cause for a warrant? a subpoena?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 08, 2025 01:04 PM (kHop/)

30 Seems "fishy" to me...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2025 12:55 PM (VE6XX)

Every time I see a "bombshell!" report, I check the source. When I see it's from The Blaze or Gateway Pundit, I always close the tab.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 08, 2025 01:04 PM (uQesX)

31 27 did I read that time stamp wrong?

if so I'll put this into draft and pop it out later
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:03 PM (1wjle)

Nah.. There were 200 comments which is big for a Saturday

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2025 01:05 PM (VE6XX)

32 I knew this would be a letdown the minute it was teased. If it was a real bombshell there wouldn't have been hyped before release.

Posted by: Caiwyn at November 08, 2025 01:05 PM (0mzVh)

33 No No No! Not Shauni Kerkoff!

It's Jack Meoff! Jack Meoff!

Posted by: Glenn Beck, Old Washer Woman Who Weeps A Lot at November 08, 2025 01:05 PM (R/m4+)

34
Ace, you're okay. Gives us a break from the Tucker and Fuentes stuff.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 08, 2025 01:05 PM (3ek7K)

35 No, no, Ace, you're fine. It's fine. We're all fine. Everyone's fine.

Everyone, say you're fine.

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 08, 2025 01:05 PM (pNNfr)

36 What could you search for 5 years after the fact?

We’ve seen over and over that criminals on the left never expect to get caught, to the point of not taking even basic precautions. There’s no telling what the actual perpetrator didn’t throw away until the last few days, especially since the suspect wasn’t named immediately.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 08, 2025 01:05 PM (EXyHK)

37 Cell phone locations would be more usefull.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2025 01:05 PM (q2Q7i)

38 So internet-based research is always looking "where the light is," and the light here means "people with a presence on the internet and easily-accessed public pictures and video."
________
Sort of like the way OJ was searching for the killer on golf courses? Have I got that right?

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2025 01:06 PM (s0JqF)

39 Fine, fine. You?

Posted by: Eddie Davers at November 08, 2025 01:06 PM (EXyHK)

40 37 Cell phone locations would be more usefull.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2025 01:05 PM (q2Q7i)

Would she be dumb enough to have her cell and not a burner phone ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2025 01:06 PM (VE6XX)

41 25 >>>20 KT was a bit enstompenated.

was she? It was an 11:14 post. That's an hour and 35 minutes.

Is that not enough?
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:03 PM (1wjle)

"A bit enstompenated." "A bit." Comments were still clipping right along, like one per minute.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:07 PM (RuTUS)

42 >>>Sort of like the way OJ was searching for the killer on golf courses? Have I got that right?

yup, golf courses and/or the bathroom mirror

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:07 PM (1wjle)

43 He should call an uber and retrieve his festive little hat.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 08, 2025 01:07 PM (TExcx)

44 24 She was DC Capitol Police. We know that organization is dirty. Then she got hired by the CIA. Also dirty.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2025 01:03 PM (npFr7)
Hey AOP! I also read someone say FBI, but , not sure

Posted by: zigggggy at November 08, 2025 01:07 PM (/Pwrg)

45 I think we've all known this was a fake gay op from day one, but why are we being thrown this suspect at this time and in this manner? After all the orchestration we know for a fact took place in connection with the J6 nonsurrection, this is not just coincidental or organic. Cui bono? I don't know. Probably the Jooz.

Posted by: That was a joke at November 08, 2025 01:07 PM (TbWk/)

46 You're fine.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:07 PM (RuTUS)

47 They left the gait open.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2025 01:07 PM (pkeXY)

48 >>>"A bit enstompenated." "A bit." Comments were still clipping right along, like one per minute.

oh sorry, I didn't think to check that. Yes, that is a valid point, if it was still generating responses at a good pace.

Apologies, KT.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:07 PM (1wjle)

49 "He's so fine."

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:08 PM (RuTUS)

50 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2025 01:03 PM (npFr7)
Hey AOP! I also read someone say FBI, but , not sure
Posted by: zigggggy at November 08, 2025 01:07 PM (/Pwrg

Speaking of the FBI, no comment from them ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2025 01:08 PM (VE6XX)

51
Festive hat man,

Your handle cracks me up, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 08, 2025 01:08 PM (3ek7K)

52 (I do post or not post my own posts based on my sense of how quickly comments are coming.. I just didn't think to check. Sorry KT!)

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:08 PM (1wjle)

53 Would she be dumb enough to have her cell and not a burner phone ?

Step back, good people. I'm an Internet Expert on whether or not people are dumb enough. The answer is yes. It's always yes.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 08, 2025 01:08 PM (rZ6Ue)

54 No one seems to be covering the real questions. Is she hot? How big are her bewbs?

Those are what the Horde needs to know.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2025 01:08 PM (s0JqF)

55 Happy Saturday Ace
I posted earlier that I like the info that's coming out about 1/6, but it will take a tsunami of info to convince your average Dem that 1/6 is not the worst thing ever. I would be willing to bet the GOPe is trying to suppress any info coming out

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 08, 2025 01:08 PM (Sm0sq)

56 (whistles) you hoo, pet thread!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 08, 2025 01:09 PM (TExcx)

57 43 He should call an uber and retrieve his festive little hat.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 08, 2025 01:07 PM (TExcx)

See, it's always the (((smol hats)))!

Posted by: JOOZ STOLE MY CAR KEYS at November 08, 2025 01:09 PM (TbWk/)

58 She was a soccer player.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2025 01:09 PM (q2Q7i)

59 56 (whistles) you hoo, pet thread!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 08, 2025 01:09 PM (TExcx)

Naughty.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:09 PM (RuTUS)

60 >>>58 She was a soccer player.

sus

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:10 PM (1wjle)

61 That's my aim!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 08, 2025 01:10 PM (TExcx)

62 58 She was a soccer player.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2025 01:09 PM (q2Q7i)

Ah, so we definitely know she's a lesbian.

Posted by: She HATES balls at November 08, 2025 01:10 PM (TbWk/)

63 when I saw this name trotted out yesterday, I searched for it, and found the pro soccer player profile. I thought, "That must not be her."

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:10 PM (1wjle)

64 61 That's my aim!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 08, 2025 01:10 PM (TExcx)

wut's your aim

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:10 PM (RuTUS)

65 Jerkoff? Flexi Jerkoff?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 08, 2025 01:10 PM (/HDaX)

66 34, agreed!

35: I'm fine!

two active threads for the price of one!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 08, 2025 01:11 PM (kHop/)

67 The Commie 0.5 Black President slithers out of the Bilge to real its self...

Obama Urges Democrats to Embrace Socialism After NYC Election Win...

Former President Barack Obama said Democrats should welcome socialists as part of the party’s broader coalition, arguing that the party should avoid imposing ideological “litmus tests” on its members.

His comments came during an appearance on the “Pod Save America” podcast Thursday, which was posted to YouTube on Friday.

Obama’s remarks followed the projected victory of Democratic Socialist Zohran Mamdani, who was elected mayor of New York City earlier in the week.

Posted by: Jackson at November 08, 2025 01:11 PM (J9q9v)

68 There's a joke in here about Chesterton's Gait, just can't quite work it out,

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2025 01:12 PM (XeU6L)

69 Seems like the FBI can locate grandmas all over the USA just by images of their retinas. Why can't this person be identified in a way that's unassailable?

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 08, 2025 01:12 PM (qBdHI)

70 Ace posting on Saturday? It is Saturday, right?

This must be connected to 3I/ATLAS.

Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2025 01:13 PM (PVV5z)

71 (I do post or not post my own posts based on my sense of how quickly comments are coming.. I just didn't think to check. Sorry KT!)
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:08 PM (1wjle)

What's-a behind me, is not-a important!

(throws last post out the window)

Posted by: Franco Bertollini at November 08, 2025 01:13 PM (uQesX)

72 No, no, Ace, you're fine. It's fine. We're all fine. Everyone's fine.

Everyone, say you're fine.
Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 08, 2025 01:05 PM (pNNfr)

That you, President Muffley?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 08, 2025 01:13 PM (/HDaX)

73 did anyone come across the article a few years ago, where she hit one dude with like 40 pepper balls on J6???
and why did the story come out on a Friday night? And why does Just the news have this story coming out today? "J6 Shocker: FBI informants warned of armed violence, Antifa presence before riot, lawmaker reveals " (At least I think it's from today, no date that I see)

Posted by: zigggggy at November 08, 2025 01:13 PM (/Pwrg)

74 Dan Bongino was supposed to be working on this, he even said so. Looks like a whiff on his part.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at November 08, 2025 01:13 PM (DY7Xb)

75 i remember when we saw the video of the Charlie Kirk suspect we all went right into gait analysis mode ourselves

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:15 PM (1wjle)

76 Glenn Beck continues to excel at doing one thing: selling Glenn Beck.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 08, 2025 01:15 PM (XQo4F)

77 This must be connected to 3I/ATLAS.
Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2025 01:13 PM (PVV5z)

4J/WEIDER had a better physique.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2025 01:15 PM (npFr7)

78 75 i remember when we saw the video of the Charlie Kirk suspect we all went right into gait analysis mode ourselves
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:15 PM (1wjle)

Right.. he seemed to have a limp...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2025 01:15 PM (VE6XX)

79 >>> Right.. he seemed to have a limp...

yup. or as some guessed, he had a disassembled rifle down his pant-leg.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:16 PM (1wjle)

80 BTW, if it has not been nuked already, there is an evil spammer at 190 in the Prayer Thread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2025 01:16 PM (npFr7)

81 I'm listening to K.T.'s posted video of Scott Adams while I'm reading Moron comments on this thread. An embarrassment of riches!

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:17 PM (RuTUS)

82 here is "her" story on firing 30- to 40 pepper balls at one guy. She seems very sane https://tinyurl.com/5cm6dc4t

Posted by: zigggggy at November 08, 2025 01:17 PM (/Pwrg)

83 Austrian Xanax ad.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2025 01:17 PM (q2Q7i)

84 Right.. he seemed to have a limp...

yup. or as some guessed, he had a disassembled rifle down his pant-leg.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:16 PM (1wjle)

Maybe he was just excited to see me?

Posted by: Mae West at November 08, 2025 01:17 PM (uQesX)

85 For some reason. 'Walk This Way', Aerosmith, just came to mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2025 01:18 PM (XeU6L)

86 Ace on a Saturday!! Unprecedented… I think

I read the article. Not much there honestly… but I have believed for some time that the pipe bomber is a fed and it’s been covered up. It was yet another op to get Trump (his supporters plant bombs!!!!)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 08, 2025 01:18 PM (YobFY)

87
FINE:

Frustrated
Irritated
Neurotic
Emotional

Posted by: Your therapist at November 08, 2025 01:18 PM (XQo4F)

88 I did see a crime show once where a woman working in the wee hours at a church had someone break in and slaughter her. There was cctv video of the perpetrator. I believe they were identified based solely on that, but the person had a limp in their gait, so it wasn't hard to narrow suspects. Unless there's something very unique to a person's manner of walking, it sounds like a hard sell.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 08, 2025 01:19 PM (qBdHI)

89 85 For some reason. 'Walk This Way', Aerosmith, just came to mind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2025 01:18 PM (XeU6L)

For me, what came to mind was Verbal Kint toward the end of The Usual Suspects.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:19 PM (RuTUS)

90 75 i remember when we saw the video of the Charlie Kirk suspect we all went right into gait analysis mode ourselves
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:15 PM (1wjle)

Walks like a fag and his gait's all retarded.

Posted by: Maybe he should, like, just, you know at November 08, 2025 01:19 PM (TbWk/)

91 when my friend, the late and great Rich Higgins, was trying to solve the Las Vegas shooting, i objected that he just kept focusing on people who were posting on social media that day. Where the light is better.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:19 PM (1wjle)

92 87
FINE:

Frustrated
Irritated
Neurotic
Emotional
Posted by: Your therapist at November 08, 2025 01:18 PM (XQo4F)

Your therapist, Karen.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:20 PM (RuTUS)

93
Burt's comments are disappearing, lol.

Maybe a banned V whatever that is called.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 08, 2025 01:20 PM (3ek7K)

94 >>>Unless there's something very unique to a person's manner of walking,

the article claims a limp and a "very distinctive gait." I dunno. Maybe an expert would find it very distinctive. I couldn't say.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:20 PM (1wjle)

95 Maybe it's not really Saturday. Maybe it's Monday and Sunday is missing. Maybe we're in the twilight zone.

Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2025 01:21 PM (DJPFk)

96 Frustrated
Irritated
Neurotic
Emotional
Posted by: Your therapist
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Depressive

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2025 01:21 PM (XeU6L)

97 The sad reality of most forensic "science" is that it tends to be unscientific garbage. A whole lot of "I bet this thing is pretty unique, let's try to compare it" and very little of double blind studies to actually try and determine just how unique and how comparable it really is.

Something like "gait analysis" might be useful to identify someone who merits more investigation, but publicly calling them over it is just reckless.

Posted by: Sjg at November 08, 2025 01:22 PM (aqZN1)

98 the article claims a limp and a "very distinctive gait." I dunno. Maybe an expert would find it very distinctive. I couldn't say.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:20 PM (1wjle)

Well, if the woman was a pro soccer player, she might have injured a leg taking a dive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2025 01:22 PM (npFr7)

99 "Maybe we're in the twilight zone.
Posted by: Weasel "

I wondered what those wavy lines were.

Posted by: fd at November 08, 2025 01:23 PM (vFG9F)

100 >>>97 The sad reality of most forensic "science" is that it tends to be unscientific garbage. A whole lot of "I bet this thing is pretty unique, let's try to compare it" and very little of double blind studies to actually try and determine just how unique and how comparable it really is.

yeah. it is often a species of sorcery.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:23 PM (1wjle)

101 100

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:23 PM (RuTUS)

102 Burt's comments are disappearing, lol.

Maybe a banned V whatever that is called.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 08, 2025 01:20 PM (3ek7K)

Damn, I didn't notice. I just changed the VPN. Let's see...

Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2025 01:23 PM (mH4hz)

103 Robbed.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:23 PM (RuTUS)

104 >>Well, if the woman was a pro soccer player, she might have injured a leg taking a dive.

i'm sure that's part of their evidentiary offering.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:23 PM (1wjle)

105 the article claims a limp and a "very distinctive gait." I dunno. Maybe an expert would find it very distinctive. I couldn't say.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:20 PM (1wjle)

John Cleese!!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 08, 2025 01:24 PM (uQesX)

106 So far, so good.

All that wisdom lost though. Like tears... in the rain.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2025 01:24 PM (mH4hz)

107 106 So far, so good.

All that wisdom lost though. Like tears... in the rain.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2025 01:24 PM (mH4hz)

Very sad, BurtTC.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:24 PM (RuTUS)

108 yeah. it is often a species of sorcery.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:23 PM (1wjle)

I believe it has been proven that much of the FBI's vaunted crime lab techniques are pseudo-scientific bullshit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2025 01:24 PM (npFr7)

109 Watching the TTU vs BYU game. Oldest spawn finally got into a game so he's in the stands. Waited all night to get in.
*GUNS UP!!*

Posted by: lin-duh at November 08, 2025 01:25 PM (VCgbV)

110 >>>I believe it has been proven that much of the FBI's vaunted crime lab techniques are pseudo-scientific bullshit.

if I remember right, and maybe I don't... weren't they just cooking the results, too?

I think they were.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:25 PM (1wjle)

111 Why isn’t Chris Wray in the dock yet?? Do better Kash… do better

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 08, 2025 01:25 PM (/iXAp)

112 re: Gait-Gate:

Pence/Pelosi Productions needed a perfectly-choreographed “Emergency” to stop any reconsideration of the Pence Rubber-Stamp Certification of the Establishment’s Election Fraud.

The Founders chose the VP as a Constitutional Officer presumably possessing the honor to ensure the Will of the People would be represented. Alas, no.

The Toy Bomb placed by an CIA bimbo was a back-up “emergency”, just in case the Babbitt Op failed to produce one.

The crime therefore is not the fake bomb placement itself, but as a part of the Gangster Government Coup against the People.

link in nic

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 08, 2025 01:25 PM (KI9zf)

113 Cell phone locations would be more usefull.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2025 01:05 PM (q2Q7i)

If I recall correctly, the Eff Bee Eye said that all cell data from that area was somehow corrupted.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at November 08, 2025 01:26 PM (TQmWD)

114 Anyhoo, the only two relevant things I had to say was:

1. I've been wondering for a couple days now if Hillory Clinton is 5'7".

2. I was wondering if the pipe bomb perp might be a softball player instead of a soccer player.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2025 01:26 PM (mH4hz)

115 So far, so good.

All that wisdom lost though. Like tears... in the rain.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2025 01:24 PM (mH4hz)

Like I said: Any city with a 42nd street, downtown mission, or a rehab....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 08, 2025 01:26 PM (uQesX)

116 112 Gait-Gate
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 08, 2025 01:25 PM (KI9zf)

LOL

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:26 PM (RuTUS)

117 I ain't no legal expert, but if Beck is wrong...that could be a problem for the mormon StayPuff marshmallow man.

Posted by: Lloyd Christmas at November 08, 2025 01:26 PM (vgiEE)

118 Very sad, BurtTC.
Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:24 PM (RuTUS)

I'm ok. I am sad for the rest of y'all though.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2025 01:27 PM (mH4hz)

119 It's fine, ace. I did not have much more to say on Fuentes (beyond thinking up new and creative gay/nazi jokes... probably would have started in on an Ernst Rohm rif next.)

Plus, I have to go to work. *sigh*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2025 01:27 PM (bss/y)

120
I'm ok. I am sad for the rest of y'all though.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2025 01:27 PM (mH4hz)

We'll live..

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2025 01:27 PM (VE6XX)

121 120
I'm ok. I am sad for the rest of y'all though.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2025 01:27 PM (mH4hz)

We'll live..
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2025 01:27 PM (VE6XX)

Until we don't.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:27 PM (RuTUS)

122 Like I said: Any city with a 42nd street, downtown mission, or a rehab....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 08, 2025 01:26 PM (uQesX)

Phoenix isn't that far.

It's probably too hot there though. Who wants a stinky ho.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2025 01:28 PM (mH4hz)

123 Former President Barack Obama said Democrats should welcome socialists as part of the party’s broader coalition, arguing that the party should avoid imposing ideological “litmus tests” on its members.

Mein Fuhrer ... das Socialists ..

Posted by: toby928(c) tugs collar at November 08, 2025 01:28 PM (jc0TO)

124 Watching Benny Johnson right now. He says Kerkhoff had a distinctive limp from a soccer injury that matches the "gait."

Posted by: Delurker at November 08, 2025 01:29 PM (NhiOW)

125 118 Very sad, BurtTC.
Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:24 PM (RuTUS)

I'm ok. I am sad for the rest of y'all though.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2025 01:27 PM (mH4hz)

It's all right. I am sure you'll inflict- I mean 'impart' your 'wisdom' on us-TO us- again.

And again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2025 01:29 PM (bss/y)

126 I'm ok. I am sad for the rest of y'all though.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2025 01:27 PM (mH4hz)

We'll live..
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2025 01:27 PM (VE6XX)

I admire your courage and perseverance.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2025 01:29 PM (mH4hz)

127 I admire your courage and perseverance.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2025 01:29 PM (mH4hz)

It was difficult but I'll pull through

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2025 01:29 PM (VE6XX)

128 Good look, Ace.
If there were other bits (ok, the move to CIA is a thing, and the surveillance next door) that were damning, it might be a valid push. But it's still a bit sketchy.

(The surveillance next door thing is interesting. If it had a cause - like "phone was traced to within 50 feet of there", or "they picked up the bomber, so watch everyone that shows up" - it would really add something. But I don't see that being laid out.)

Posted by: GWB at November 08, 2025 01:29 PM (nkpjL)

129 >>>124 Watching Benny Johnson right now. He says Kerkhoff had a distinctive limp from a soccer injury that matches the "gait."

yeah I'm willing to believe the gait basically matches but I don't know how exclusionary such a match is.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:29 PM (1wjle)

130 I was curious and looked for a photo. Probably mentioned but she is now in the CIA? And does not look feminine, which is not required, I know, for pipe bombers.

Not that I know squat about pipe bombers. But here we are. I did say the perp walked like a female, so I win!

I am bummed out it was not AOC.

And I hope this is not going to blow up (pun) in their faces.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 08, 2025 01:30 PM (MAl//)

131 >>>The surveillance next door thing is interesting. If it had a cause - like "phone was traced to within 50 feet of there", or "they picked up the bomber, so watch everyone that shows up" - it would really add something. But I don't see that being laid out.)

Yeah that would be very probative... but they don't mention that.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:30 PM (1wjle)

132 And again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2025 01:29 PM (bss/y)

Now you asked for it. I was speculating on why and how Beck got the leak. I was wondering if there are some Feebers who are trying to do the right thing, who got tired of waiting for permission to release the info.

And further, I'm wondering if maybe Dan Bongino is the one who's getting tired of waiting.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2025 01:30 PM (mH4hz)

133 Those pictures of the suspected gaiter at notthebee…. Sheesh she’s about as attractive as Greta Thunberg. Short spiky hair no thanks

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 08, 2025 01:31 PM (/iXAp)

134 We definitely need more evidence

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2025 01:31 PM (VE6XX)

135 Can't they dump the ldls?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2025 01:31 PM (q2Q7i)

136
69 Seems like the FBI can locate grandmas all over the USA just by images of their retinas. Why can't this person be identified in a way that's unassailable?
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 08, 2025 01:12 PM (qBdHI)

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They almost certainly can be identified, and could have been five years ago when this happened. It's utterly fishy. Things like the FBI claiming that geolocation data was accidentally corrupted, when the phone company says no it wasn't and we've got it right here, don't help.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 08, 2025 01:31 PM (dtlw7)

137 tbh I don't know if I would have published this. Definitely pass this on to Dan Bongino, but publish?

They can't be sued for defamation, I don't think, assuming that what they're saying is true, but this is a big accusation to make about a named person with evidence that is merely circumstantial.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:32 PM (1wjle)

138 Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a bomber woman no time to talk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 08, 2025 01:32 PM (V+4oG)

139 Ever since the FBI's zealous and unethical 'investigation' to frame Richard Jewell, I am a strong skeptic of such claims from that crew, even under new management.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 08, 2025 01:33 PM (CwhoI)

140 i thought about blanking her name out but it seems like the horse is out of the barn

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:33 PM (1wjle)

141 138 Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a bomber woman no time to talk
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 08, 2025 01:32 PM (V+4oG)

More! More!

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:33 PM (RuTUS)

142 140 i thought about blanking her name out but it seems like the horse is out of the barn
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:33 PM (1wjle)

It's all over the Internet.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:33 PM (RuTUS)

143 It's based on gait analysis, which I do believe is a valid kind of forensic analysis, but...

During my short stint in the Army I found I could recognize certain people across the parade field based upon how they walked. Despite everyone being exactly the same and not wearing glasses.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2025 01:33 PM (/lPRQ)

144 Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a bomber woman no time to talk
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 08, 2025 01:32 PM (V+4oG)

More! More!
Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:33 PM (RuTUS)

How do you like it, how do you like it.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2025 01:34 PM (mH4hz)

145
"They were f**king in on it," Seraphin said.

================

The true note of false evidence.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 08, 2025 01:34 PM (n7rxJ)

146 They almost certainly can be identified, and could have been five years ago when this happened. It's utterly fishy. Things like the FBI claiming that geolocation data was accidentally corrupted, when the phone company says no it wasn't and we've got it right here, don't help.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 08, 2025 01:31 PM (dtlw7)

Well, if I were going to go out and plant pipe bombs, real or fake, I would sure as Hell leave my phone at home. Or maybe take it to a restaurant or bar, hide it there, go do my nefarious deeds, and return to the bar.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2025 01:34 PM (npFr7)

147 Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 08, 2025 01:33 PM (CwhoI)

Now I want cake. I don't have any.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:34 PM (RuTUS)

148 i thought about blanking her name out but it seems like the horse is out of the barn
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:33 PM (1wjle)

It's all over the Internet.
Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:33 PM (RuTUS)

Sorta like when Michael Byrd's name got out. I think a lot of people were skittish about it at first, but then the horse got out of the toothpaste tube.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2025 01:35 PM (mH4hz)

149 I can't remember but were the bombs all fake ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2025 01:35 PM (VE6XX)

150 Just realized, the streetlight joke is pretty much a variation of The Moth Joke. "Because the light was on."

Posted by: Delurker at November 08, 2025 01:36 PM (NhiOW)

151 146 They almost certainly can be identified, and could have been five years ago when this happened. It's utterly fishy. Things like the FBI claiming that geolocation data was accidentally corrupted, when the phone company says no it wasn't and we've got it right here, don't help.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 08, 2025 01:31 PM (dtlw7)

Well, if I were going to go out and plant pipe bombs, real or fake, I would sure as Hell leave my phone at home. Or maybe take it to a restaurant or bar, hide it there, go do my nefarious deeds, and return to the bar.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2025 01:34 PM (npFr7)

Criminal mind!

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:36 PM (RuTUS)

152 Also Aerosmith… Dude looks like a lady…

This lady looks like a dude. Reminds me of Bo Nix (Denver Broncos QB)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 08, 2025 01:36 PM (YobFY)

153 distinctive limp from a soccer injury

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AWFL, DC, Capitol cop, soccer. She's guilty.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 08, 2025 01:36 PM (V+4oG)

154 .... one can just imagine that a person named in this investigation would face a substantial threat.

Umm, no. I cannot imagine Tranzifa going after her.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2025 01:37 PM (/lPRQ)

155 150 Just realized, the streetlight joke is pretty much a variation of The Moth Joke. "Because the light was on."

Posted by: Delurker at November 08, 2025 01:36 PM (NhiOW)

I miss Norm.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:37 PM (RuTUS)

156 I can't remember but were the bombs all fake ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2025 01:35 PM (VE6XX)

I believe they were. Or at least inert, as in the wires weren't connected, or something like that.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2025 01:37 PM (mH4hz)

157 >>During my short stint in the Army I found I could recognize certain people across the parade field based upon how they walked. Despite everyone being exactly the same and not wearing glasses.

yes I definitely believe that. I always bring up Adam Carolla's point that a fan recognized him in the dark based only on his basic body type and gait.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:37 PM (1wjle)

158 >>>Just realized, the streetlight joke is pretty much a variation of The Moth Joke. "Because the light was on."

yeah.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:37 PM (1wjle)

159 Well, it's DC and it's a four-year-old story. If something besides a video shows up and a fed or a fed-adjacent perp is identified, then let's go! Until then -

1) For criminality, DC is a target-rich environment.

2) Resources are limited

3) Public interest is limited

4) Nancy Pelosi is retiring to spend more time with her husband and her ice cream.

5) Dems continue to step on garden rakes with increasing frequency.

6) Dems refuse to pay the military until the government pays for more health care for illegal immigrants. This is a national security problem because more and more members of the military are standing in line at food banks instead of doing military things. But Dems don't care about them.

Posted by: mrp at November 08, 2025 01:38 PM (rj6Yv)

160 154 .... one can just imagine that a person named in this investigation would face a substantial threat.

Umm, no. I cannot imagine Tranzifa going after her.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2025 01:37 PM (/lPRQ)

But maybe co-conspirators who don't want her to sing?

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:38 PM (RuTUS)

161 Gait-Gate

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Heh, that's good.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 08, 2025 01:38 PM (qBdHI)

162 Da fuq yall talking about?
- msm

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 08, 2025 01:38 PM (Vb3xW)

163 At the turn

BYU trails Texas Tech 13-0
Indiana leads Penn State 17-7
Georgia leans on Miss State 24-7

Posted by: toby928(c) has drink taken at November 08, 2025 01:38 PM (jc0TO)

164 A street racer lost control of his car and crashed into a gay bar killing four people and injuring 11. Genocide of gays!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 08, 2025 01:39 PM (Sm0sq)

165
If I recall correctly, the Eff Bee Eye said that all cell data from that area was somehow corrupted.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at November 08, 2025 01:26 PM

because of course it was

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 08, 2025 01:39 PM (tljrc)

166 But maybe co-conspirators who don't want her to sing?
Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:38 PM (RuTUS)

But the co-conspirators have known the identity of the bomber all along. Because they are in on it, or gave her the orders to do it. If she were going to be silenced, it would have been done already.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2025 01:40 PM (npFr7)

167 The story "could" be believed. Not sure if I do.

Paid attention to the Capitol Police when one saved Scalise.

Paid attention again when one shot Ashley Babbitt, who was unarmed.

Considering the shenanigans of Pelosi on January 6th, anything is possible to "fix" the MAGA people.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 08, 2025 01:40 PM (MAl//)

168 A street racer lost control of his car and crashed into a gay bar killing four people and injuring 11. Genocide of gays!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 08, 2025 01:39 PM (Sm0sq)

Probably hit the Astroglide slick, and spun out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2025 01:41 PM (npFr7)

169
146

Well, if I were going to go out and plant pipe bombs, real or fake, I would sure as Hell leave my phone at home. Or maybe take it to a restaurant or bar, hide it there, go do my nefarious deeds, and return to the bar.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2025 01:34 PM

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So would I. But the story at the time was that the suspect was tracked to the Metro by video, and observed talking on the phone, but that the phone couldn't be identified or tracked.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 08, 2025 01:41 PM (dtlw7)

170 166 But maybe co-conspirators who don't want her to sing?
Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:38 PM (RuTUS)

But the co-conspirators have known the identity of the bomber all along. Because they are in on it, or gave her the orders to do it. If she were going to be silenced, it would have been done already.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2025 01:40 PM (npFr7)

Maybe not if they all smugly presumed they were all going to get away with it. And now that she's A Suspect Known to the Police, they might want to stifle her.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:42 PM (RuTUS)

171 >>Well, if I were going to go out and plant pipe bombs, real or fake, I would sure as Hell leave my phone at home. Or maybe take it to a restaurant or bar, hide it there, go do my nefarious deeds, and return to the bar.

OOOh I like the "leave it at a bar" deal!

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:42 PM (1wjle)

172 Well, if I were going to go out and plant pipe bombs, real or fake, I would sure as Hell leave my phone at home. Or maybe take it to a restaurant or bar, hide it there, go do my nefarious deeds, and return to the bar.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Not if you were just doing your job.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2025 01:42 PM (/lPRQ)

173 Similar: Leave it at a movie theater, after having bought the ticket online

No one believes the "movie ticket alibi" but add the phone being located there and maybe you beat a murder charge

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:43 PM (1wjle)

174 I had read online (I know, I know) that the bombs were dummies of the kind used in training.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 08, 2025 01:43 PM (0Mn7M)

175 Criminal minds all over this comments section!

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:43 PM (RuTUS)

176 Poor old Shauni Rae. What's she going to say if they put her in a police line-up? Come on, I lean?

Posted by: Rex B at November 08, 2025 01:44 PM (MLtjZ)

177 So would I. But the story at the time was that the suspect was tracked to the Metro by video, and observed talking on the phone, but that the phone couldn't be identified or tracked.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 08, 2025 01:41 PM (dtlw7)

Raymond Reddington always uses a burner phone!

And he looks like an aging lesbian.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2025 01:44 PM (7Lh4q)

178 Similar: Leave it at a movie theater, after having bought the ticket online

No one believes the "movie ticket alibi" but add the phone being located there and maybe you beat a murder charge
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:43 PM

[ Ten to Midnight has entered the chat ]

Posted by: toby928(c) has drink taken at November 08, 2025 01:44 PM (jc0TO)

179 It's easy to perpetrate a crime like this if they don't want to "find" you..

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2025 01:44 PM (VE6XX)

180 OOOh I like the "leave it at a bar" deal!
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:42 PM (1wjle)

Well, it supports my alibi. "I was in Harry's Bar, drinking all evening, and the cell geolocation confirms it." Pick a real busy bar, not one where you're known as a regular, and it would be very hard to find a witness who saw you slip out, and return an hour later.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2025 01:45 PM (npFr7)

181 btw I don't know who's minding the shop but you can post whatever post is scheduled next whenever you like

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:45 PM (1wjle)

182 A federal source told another indie reporter this ID is wrong, and that the woman named by the Blaze has an alibi.

https://tinyurl.com/hdu6zuha

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2025 01:45 PM (ZePNB)

183 Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a bomber woman no time to talk
Posted by: Anonosaurus
---------

So much of the humor here is/would be lost on Gen ZX. The other day I made a joke about a 'phone book' and was met by vacant stare.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2025 01:46 PM (XeU6L)

184 That idiot Massie is out there bloviating about it, which basically confirms to me that its bullshit.

What happened to all those Epstein witnesses you sat in front of holding signs TRUMP IS PEDO, Massie?

He's moved on to his next bullshit grift to try and con the idiot lolbertarians from noticed what a piece of shit he is.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at November 08, 2025 01:46 PM (setIA)

185 >>Well, it supports my alibi. "I was in Harry's Bar, drinking all evening, and the cell geolocation confirms it." Pick a real busy bar, not one where you're known as a regular, and it would be very hard to find a witness who saw you slip out, and return an hour later.

no i get it. I'm not dumb. I saw the potential.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:46 PM (1wjle)

186 175 Criminal minds all over this comments section!
Posted by: m

And Dr. Watson just died!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 08, 2025 01:46 PM (XQo4F)

187 No one believes the "movie ticket alibi" but add the phone being located there and maybe you beat a murder charge
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:43 PM (1wjle)

Didn't I meet you on a train once?

Posted by: Bruno Antony at November 08, 2025 01:46 PM (7Lh4q)

188 182 A federal source told another indie reporter this ID is wrong, and that the woman named by the Blaze has an alibi.

https://tinyurl.com/hdu6zuha
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2025 01:45 PM (ZePNB)

The plot thickens

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2025 01:47 PM (VE6XX)

189 btw I don't know who's minding the shop but you can post whatever post is scheduled next whenever you like

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:45 PM

So this is just a palate cleanser.

Posted by: toby928(c) has drink taken at November 08, 2025 01:47 PM (jc0TO)

190 Does she walk like an Egyptian?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2025 01:47 PM (pkeXY)

191 180 OOOh I like the "leave it at a bar" deal!
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:42 PM (1wjle)

Well, it supports my alibi. "I was in Harry's Bar, drinking all evening, and the cell geolocation confirms it." Pick a real busy bar, not one where you're known as a regular, and it would be very hard to find a witness who saw you slip out, and return an hour later.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2025 01:45 PM (npFr7)

Ooh, ooh! Put the cellphone in your coat pocket, and hang the coat on a coat rack in the bar! And leave, plant bombs, come back to the bar.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:47 PM (RuTUS)

192 the person I know who has a strong suspicion of who the bombers are thinks this article is wrong and sloppy. That could just be due to bias for her own suspects, of course.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:48 PM (1wjle)

193 . . . so you are advocating for pulling all elements off this investigation, again?

I suppose, if it saves just one life.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 08, 2025 01:48 PM (rbvCR)

194 He's moved on to his next bullshit grift to try and con the idiot lolbertarians from noticed what a piece of shit he is.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at November 08, 2025 01:46 PM (setIA)

No, we're pretty good at noticing pieces of shit.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2025 01:48 PM (7Lh4q)

195
KT is nood in the garden

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 08, 2025 01:49 PM (tljrc)

196 Well, it is time for me to crawl into the insulated coveralls, and go out and change some tires. Last time I checked the outside thermometer, it was up to 25 degrees, and the Sun is shining brightly, so it won't be too brutal out there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2025 01:49 PM (npFr7)

197 Ooh, ooh! Put the cellphone in your coat pocket, and hang the coat on a coat rack in the bar! And leave, plant bombs, come back to the bar.
Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:47 PM (RuTUS)

Haven't you watched any of the "caught on camera " crime shows ? There are cameras everywhere and they would show you leaving and returning..

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2025 01:49 PM (VE6XX)

198 trying to figure out if you could send a text, from the phone you left in the bar, from a dark phone you carry, somehow sending the text through the alibi phone, or at least hitting "send"

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:50 PM (1wjle)

199 >>> Haven't you watched any of the "caught on camera " crime shows ? There are cameras everywhere and they would show you leaving and returning..

take up smoking as a hobby. Smokers are in and out every 15 minutes.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:50 PM (1wjle)

200 197 Ooh, ooh! Put the cellphone in your coat pocket, and hang the coat on a coat rack in the bar! And leave, plant bombs, come back to the bar.
Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:47 PM (RuTUS)

Haven't you watched any of the "caught on camera " crime shows ? There are cameras everywhere and they would show you leaving and returning..
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2025 01:49 PM (VE6XX)

"Aw, man! I left my coat. Oh, here it is. What the hell, I'll get another drink, but I'll keep the coat with me this time."

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:50 PM (RuTUS)

201 KT is nood in the garden
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 08, 2025 01:49 PM (tljrc)

Hubba hubba.

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 08, 2025 01:51 PM (pNNfr)

202 >>Well, if I were going to go out and plant pipe bombs, real or fake, I would sure as Hell leave my phone at home. Or maybe take it to a restaurant or bar, hide it there, go do my nefarious deeds, and return to the bar.

OOOh I like the "leave it at a bar" deal!
Posted by: ace

Meh.
Clock in at the station. Leave phone on desk. Do the op. Go back to station. Get phone. Clock out. Go home
Rock solid alibi.

Kind of an important date and time.
The supervisor knows exactly where she was.

This is not some random joe from Alexandria or Podunk that could have been anywhere.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2025 01:51 PM (/lPRQ)

203 people i'm trying to plot a murder here, I need ideas. Blue-sky it. There are no wrong answers in brainstorming.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:51 PM (1wjle)

204
take up smoking as a hobby. Smokers are in and out every 15 minutes.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:50 PM (1wjle)

Cameras have time stamps

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2025 01:51 PM (VE6XX)

205 Somebody steals your coat and phone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2025 01:52 PM (pkeXY)

206 >>>A federal source told another indie reporter this ID is wrong

The source is a fed who may or may not have been in on the op. Be dubious.

Posted by: one hour sober at November 08, 2025 01:52 PM (Y1sOo)

207 trying to figure out if you could send a text, from the phone you left in the bar, from a dark phone you carry, somehow sending the text through the alibi phone, or at least hitting "send"
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:50 PM (1wjle)

I believe some phones can be programmed to send a test "later". I think mine has that feature, but I have never tried to use it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2025 01:52 PM (npFr7)

208 >>>I believe some phones can be programmed to send a test "later". I think mine has that feature, but I have never tried to use it.

nice.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:52 PM (1wjle)

209 203 people i'm trying to plot a murder here, I need ideas. Blue-sky it. There are no wrong answers in brainstorming.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:51 PM (1wjle)

Ewwww. "Bluesky."

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:52 PM (RuTUS)

210
188 182 A federal source told another indie reporter this ID is wrong, and that the woman named by the Blaze has an alibi.

https://tinyurl.com/hdu6zuha
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2025 01:45 PM (ZePNB)

The plot thickens
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2025 01:47 PM (VE6XX)

----

It's aging like fine milk.

I think this was an inside job and we've been lied to, but honestly, any revelation connected to Glen Beck, my first reaction is to doubt it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 08, 2025 01:52 PM (dtlw7)

211 A street racer lost control of his car and crashed into a gay bar killing four people and injuring 11. Genocide of gays!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 08, 2025 01:39 PM (Sm0sq)

Probably hit the Astroglide slick, and spun out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The bar was along the Hershey Highway.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 08, 2025 01:53 PM (LjSYW)

212 >>> Cameras have time stamps

wear a light disguise when you leave. Trucker hat glasses and windbreaker you keep in your pocket.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:53 PM (1wjle)

213 205 Somebody steals your coat and phone.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2025 01:52 PM (pkeXY)

And that can be tracked!

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:53 PM (RuTUS)

214 A federal source told another indie reporter this ID is wrong, and that the woman named by the Blaze has an alibi.

https://tinyurl.com/hdu6zuha
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Yeah. She was working.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2025 01:54 PM (/lPRQ)

215 Trump appointed DOJ prosecutor Ed Martin, who is prosecuting the mortgage fraud cases against Fatty McFattyface in NYC says the person the Blaze named has not been determined a suspect by the DOJ.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2025 01:54 PM (Tc1d8)

216 212 >>> Cameras have time stamps

wear a light disguise when you leave. Trucker hat glasses and windbreaker you keep in your pocket.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:53 PM (1wjle)

The video that you put up the other day shows the "perp" and the trail she took on numerous street cameras...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2025 01:54 PM (VE6XX)

217 thanks for the update, it's me donna.

guess this was all a snipe-hunt.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:55 PM (1wjle)

218 OOOh I like the "leave it at a bar" deal!
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:42 PM (1wjle)

I got to sit through a trial where part of the evidence was the ankle bracelet monitor one of the victims wore for parole. It could tell what side of an alley and where in a building she was. Leaving it at a bar means very little movement, and there is always the risk of cameras as well.
Better to "forget" it at home.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 08, 2025 01:56 PM (rbvCR)

219 The source is a fed who may or may not have been in on the op. Be dubious.
Posted by: one hour sober at November 08, 2025 01:52 PM (Y1sOo)

It's like being the love child of a Hatfield and McCoy in the middle of their feud.

You have no idea who the good guys and bad guys are.

Do you just kill yourself?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2025 01:57 PM (7Lh4q)

220 >>>I got to sit through a trial where part of the evidence was the ankle bracelet monitor one of the victims wore for parole. It could tell what side of an alley and where in a building she was. Leaving it at a bar means very little movement...

tie it under the belly of a trained wombat

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:57 PM (1wjle)

221 I have seen things you people wouldn't believe; pipe bombs planted by a Fed with a Tannhauser Gait.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 08, 2025 01:57 PM (M0V4/)

222 I am practically stunned to see Ace posting today...It's Saturday, isn't it? ....Yeah, it's Saturday. In all my many many years of lurking, I have never seen this guy post on Saturday or Sunday, or even Friday afternoon or Monday morning. He keeps hours that would make a congressman envious. I don't like the looks of this...

Posted by: Weekend Work Overseer at November 08, 2025 01:58 PM (2rEO+)

223 220 >>>I got to sit through a trial where part of the evidence was the ankle bracelet monitor one of the victims wore for parole. It could tell what side of an alley and where in a building she was. Leaving it at a bar means very little movement...

tie it under the belly of a trained wombat
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:57 PM (1wjle)

Points for creativity.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 01:58 PM (RuTUS)

224 The Zuby - Scott Adams video on the previous thread is an hour and ten minutes and I'm only staying with it because I've invested 50 minutes in it already. I believe this is an example of the sunk cost fallacy. But we'll see.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 02:01 PM (RuTUS)

225 I posted this when I first saw it, then looked at the “suspects” eyebrows and upper face compared to the screenshots of the video and I regretted it.

It was obviously not her. The women in the video is more attractive in the upper face.

Posted by: The MewTwix at November 08, 2025 02:06 PM (LakW0)

226 I believe this is an example of the sunk cost fallacy. But we'll see.
Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 02:01 PM (RuTUS)

Verdun has cost too many lives for us to give up now. The Hun is on the verge of giving up!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 08, 2025 02:07 PM (zZu0s)

227 tie it under the belly of a trained wombat
Posted by: ace

Risky. It might wander into a Taylor Swift concert then they'd know it wasn't me.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 08, 2025 02:08 PM (V+4oG)

228 Upper face attractiveness is what I always look for in a woman.

That and huge tits.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 08, 2025 02:08 PM (zZu0s)

229 217 thanks for the update, it's me donna.

guess this was all a snipe-hunt.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:55 PM (1wjle)

Huck Follywood?

182 A federal source told another indie reporter this ID is wrong, and that the woman named by the Blaze has an alibi.

https://tinyurl.com/hdu6zuha
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2025 01:45 PM (ZePNB)

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 02:08 PM (RuTUS)

230 oh, thanks to Huck Follywood. Whoops!

I read on a fourth grade level.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 02:09 PM (1wjle)

231 thank you, m.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 02:10 PM (1wjle)

232 You betcha, ace. You're the best.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 02:11 PM (RuTUS)

233 Huck Follywood?

182 A federal source told another indie reporter this ID is wrong, and that the woman named by the Blaze has an alibi.

https://tinyurl.com/hdu6zuha
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2025 01:45 PM (ZePNB)
Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 02:08 PM (RuTUS)

Yeah.. I just quoted it

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2025 02:11 PM (VE6XX)

234 Fourth grade reading was a good reading year, "Long Lonesome Train Whistle", the Weekly Reader Book Club, and my personal favorite, the biography of R.E. Lee's horse, Traveler, that I was given for my birthday.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2025 02:13 PM (A9kSL)

235 234 Fourth grade reading was a good reading year, "Long Lonesome Train Whistle", the Weekly Reader Book Club, and my personal favorite, the biography of R.E. Lee's horse, Traveler, that I was given for my birthday.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2025 02:13 PM (A9kSL)

Some good ideas for ace's next birthday.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 02:15 PM (RuTUS)

236 Greetings, weekend ace.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 08, 2025 02:18 PM (Wx316)

237 203 people i'm trying to plot a murder here, I need ideas. Blue-sky it. There are no wrong answers in brainstorming.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2025 01:51 PM (1wjle)

The biggest cover up to me (ok, one of them) was the murder of Seth Rich. I just looked at a Rolling Stone article, to see if the Capitol police were involved in any way. They were not the AI tells me.

https://tinyurl.com/4nmvkb5y

An assistant DA, Sines, connected dots to the "conspiracy" theories, then gave it all to the head honcho of the FBI then (Comey, McCabe and Mueller). Bowser was mayor. A Met policeman was feeding information to a podcaster, Couch. She found all this and then retired as she was tired. It became Russia, Russia, Russia and his family sued FOX. Unsolved.

Which is all to say how twisted and deeply corrupted the entire District of Columbia is, as we all know & dots are still being connected with the web almost always being centered back to Clinton.

Not much surprises me about DC. Anything is possible. Pelosi and, I think, the mayor of DC the, deny that President Trump requested the National Guard J6. They denied the help during that time. Deeply entwined DNC to agencies & Capitol police.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 08, 2025 02:18 PM (MAl//)

238 the biography of R.E. Lee's horse, Traveler, that I was given for my birthday.
Posted by: Huck
---

Traveler has been canceled:

"Washington & Lee University tears down plaque honoring Robert E. Lee's horse Traveller"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2025 02:20 PM (XeU6L)

239 For the record, I'd hit it.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 08, 2025 02:25 PM (abIsI)

240 Whew, the Zuby - Scott Adams video is over.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 02:28 PM (RuTUS)

241 The horse was racist I suppose?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2025 02:29 PM (jqPhM)

242 Traveler has been canceled:

"Washington & Lee University tears down plaque honoring Robert E. Lee's horse Traveller"

-----------

Traveler was a heterosexual white horse that consorted with known racists. Of course he was cancelled.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2025 02:33 PM (+vNs+)

243 I think "gait analysis" is a real thing. I have always been very near sighted, and didn't have my vision corrected until I was 8 years old. I learned to identify people at a distance by their gait while walking and their posture while standing.

Posted by: Stinky at November 08, 2025 02:34 PM (hvkEx)

244 The horse was racist I suppose?
Posted by: Huck
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The school has committed itself to DEI initiatives to 'repudiate racism'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2025 02:36 PM (XeU6L)

245 The school has committed itself to DEI initiatives to 'repudiate racism'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2025 02:36 PM (XeU6L)

Traveller was replaced by Black Beauty.

Posted by: mrp at November 08, 2025 02:36 PM (rj6Yv)

246
Just got back home from a nice motorcycle ride with Smash. The Fall colors in North Alabama are peaking the weekend and the mountains and rolling hills are beautiful.

We went to a covered bridge down in Blount county. Swan bridge.
https://is.gd/kz6ReM
Link goes to Tennessee River Valley GEO Tourism

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 08, 2025 02:40 PM (QVmho)

247 Why are those things worn over lower part of pants called gaiters?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 08, 2025 02:42 PM (kTd/k)

248 I still say everything related to J6 was an op, except the protesters.

Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2025 02:46 PM (LHPAg)

249 Washington & Lee University tears down plaque honoring Robert E. Lee's horse Traveller"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2025 02:20 PM (XeU6L)

This enrages me as General Robert E. Lee was a very good man. Top of his class at West Point. A gentleman. What did Traveller do to them?

He later taught in his declining years at this same university and is buried under their chapel. This great man lost his citizenship and the ablity to vote after the war. Was not forgiven til President Ford pardoned him. His home became Arlington Cemetary to first insult him.

When he died a proper coffin could not be found due to flooding, altho two local boys found one of the ordered coffins in the flood, undamaged, but too short for General Lee. He had to be buried without his shoes for the final insult.

He was a good man who believed in reconciliation, and I will defend this with a rebel yell. To have statues removed it puts him in the class of Hitler, which ticks me off.

All because he chose loyalty to Virginia when he could have commanded the Union Army, he was persecuted for the rest of his life.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 08, 2025 02:46 PM (MAl//)

250 That story linked at insty of the young French girl tortured and murdered by an immigrant woman is heart breaking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 08, 2025 02:53 PM (zZu0s)

251 All because he chose loyalty to Virginia when he could have commanded the Union Army, he was persecuted for the rest of his life.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 08, 2025 02:46 PM (MAl//)

How many lives could have been saved if Lee HAD commanded the Union Army?

Winfield Scott and George Thomas were both Virginians, and they kept their oaths.

Posted by: mrp at November 08, 2025 02:55 PM (rj6Yv)

252 I still say everything related to J6 was an op, except the protesters.
Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2025 02:46 PM (LHPAg)

This. Choreographed by the authorities to turn into a bloodbath. When the protesters (who I believe they expected to be armed) did not start shooting, they shot one of them to try to set them off, then proceeded as if it HAD been a bloodbath.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 08, 2025 02:55 PM (zZu0s)

253 In my headcanon for the joke, the drunk is both lying and mistaken. He's lying about having dropped his keys, in order to save face, when really his friends took them away; and he's mistaken, because he thought they threw his keys away off into the distance, but really they fake-threw (as one might do with a dog) to distract him, and pocketed the keys to keep them safe. (And so now he's looking under the streetlamp, where he can see, instead of out where he thought they were thrown...) He'll get them back in the morning. It's fine.

Posted by: SciVo at November 08, 2025 02:56 PM (VB5xp)

254 Hmmm. Ed Morrissey is kind of a little bitch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 08, 2025 02:58 PM (zZu0s)

255 Capitol Police Officer Shauni Kerkhoff Identified as J6 Bomber – Testified to Firing Pepper Balls on J6 Crowd – Then Months Later Went to Work Security at CIA

Posted by: SMOD at November 08, 2025 03:01 PM (HOTmz)

256 AG
@AGHamilton29
1h
Two possibilities here:

1) The Blaze just broke a major story with widespread repercussions and law enforcement will need to corroborate

or

2) They just set themselves up for a major and likely successful lawsuit.

I really hope they have more than what’s in the article because I would be very wary, as a news org, to publicly accuse a specific private person of a serious crime unless there was substantial evidence to support it.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 03:05 PM (RuTUS)

257 Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 03:05 PM (RuTUS)

You'd think they would go with the more sem way if libel where they just do the 'sources say...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 08, 2025 03:08 PM (zZu0s)

258
How many lives could have been saved if Lee HAD commanded the Union Army?

Winfield Scott and George Thomas were both Virginians, and they kept their oaths
Posted by: mrp at November 08, 2025 02:55 PM (rj6Yv)

Good point. A lot of lives. He did not believe in secession. The choice was difficult for him and his family was divided.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 08, 2025 03:10 PM (MAl//)

259 Upset alert

Penn State leads Indiana 24-20 at the two minute warning with the ball 2 and 10.

Posted by: toby928(c) has drink taken at November 08, 2025 03:16 PM (jc0TO)

260 What reason would The Blaze have to match the gait analysis of the J5 bomber to this woman specifically? If it’s not her, will The Blaze be bankrupted by a defamation suit?

Posted by: Lex at November 08, 2025 03:16 PM (y4H1r)

261 PSU punts. 1:51

Posted by: toby928(c) has drink taken at November 08, 2025 03:18 PM (jc0TO)

262 Indiana needs a TD

Posted by: toby928(c) has drink taken at November 08, 2025 03:20 PM (jc0TO)

263 PSU is playing prevent victory.

Posted by: toby928(c) has drink taken at November 08, 2025 03:20 PM (jc0TO)

264 Prevent never works. Indiana has just moved them down the field. Threatening to score now.

Posted by: toby928(c) has drink taken at November 08, 2025 03:23 PM (jc0TO)

265 If I were the Blaze I'd sack my legal advisors because this is the sort of stuff that gets you sued into oblivion.
It's weaker than an asthmatic kitten.

I don't like any part of it, particularly because, like almost anything, the reliability of analysis is skewed quite dramatically by the quality of the data being compared.

If you are comparing someone, presumably under stress, walking on pavement that might not be even or level to someone playing soccer, where you might be on grass or astroturf, you might be tired or injured, your pace differs, you aren't walking in straight lines but forward, backwards and side to side and you are wearing football boots- then I'm skeptical.

I mean what is the quality of the footage? How was it compared? Were manual markers used and if so how were they placed? The confidence percentage they provided is meaningless without knowing all of that.

Amazingly there is no standardization for gait analysis and consequently there are a lot of court cases where it has been ruled inadmissible.

The additional human opinion is simply meaningless.

Honestly, even if you think you have the person, the place to test it would be in a court, not in print.

Posted by: STV at November 08, 2025 03:24 PM (XMeSM)

266 So much of the humor here is/would be lost on Gen ZX. The other day I made a joke about a 'phone book' and was met by vacant stare.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

An Ancient Roman is in the dress shop with his wife showing her a dress marked L. She's all pissed off screaming, "I'm not that fat!" Then he shows her another marked XL and she's all, "That's more like it!" Life was confusing for Ancient Roman husbands.

More such humor.

https://is.gd/3Wg0el

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 08, 2025 03:25 PM (L/fGl)

267 2nd and goal

Posted by: toby928(c) has drink taken at November 08, 2025 03:26 PM (jc0TO)

268 3rd and goal

Posted by: toby928(c) has drink taken at November 08, 2025 03:26 PM (jc0TO)

269 TD Indiana.

Penn State choke.

Posted by: toby928(c) has drink taken at November 08, 2025 03:27 PM (jc0TO)

270 TD by one quarter inch.

Posted by: toby928(c) has drink taken at November 08, 2025 03:28 PM (jc0TO)

271 My Boy pal makes $seventy five/hour on net. he has been job less for six months. However he earns$16453 genuinely working at the internet for some hours. Immediately join

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Posted by: Jacynthe Johnston at November 08, 2025 03:34 PM (l/Kzw)

272 Very poor clock management by PSU's interim coach.

Posted by: toby928(c) has drink taken at November 08, 2025 03:34 PM (jc0TO)

273 Very strange and poor play calling by PSU at the end.

27-24 Indiana the final

Posted by: toby928(c) has drink taken at November 08, 2025 03:37 PM (jc0TO)

274 But, a super comeback by Indiana. And that last TD catch was a highlight reel.

Posted by: toby928(c) has drink taken at November 08, 2025 03:45 PM (jc0TO)

275 BYU trails Texas Tech 13-0
Indiana leads Penn State 17-7
Georgia leans on Miss State 24-7
Posted by: toby928(c) has drink taken at November 08, 2025 01:38 PM (jc0TO)

"We don't play Notre Dame
We don't play B Y U...
We just play Holy Cross
'Cause tha-at's the Army Way"

AFA parody of West Point fight song - back when AFA did play ND and BYU

Posted by: GWB at November 08, 2025 03:51 PM (Ok9rV)

276 I became convinced Seraphin was a opp last year or the year before.

He's like damage control. He pretends to be anti-FBI or whatever, but then he's always there supporting some very sus crap.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books!) at November 08, 2025 03:55 PM (asXVI)

277 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 08, 2025 02:46 PM (MAl//)

Amen. An extraordinary man who did extraordinary things. And the people tearing him (and Traveller) down couldn't do half of what he did.

Posted by: GWB at November 08, 2025 03:57 PM (Ok9rV)

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