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Fido Friday: Flying

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CYOA: Music memes

Crazy frog, all star and around the world

Silly girl, she brought a dishwasher

Silly grandma

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Futureama venn

Wild headline

English are hard

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Someone tell me this is Photoshopped

Where the guns are

This is just bizarre

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When you've lost the FBI...

This is a clever quip

Where are the Acme products?

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The ole stink eye

He's got a point

Well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my acctions

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Miss NYC

Begun, the meme wars have

Goals

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We close with a pun

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1 Hola!

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at November 07, 2025 10:02 PM (kpS4V)

2 Good evening morons en bedankt wd

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 07, 2025 10:02 PM (A0sqA)

3 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 07, 2025 10:02 PM (SRRAx)

4 thank the Lord the weekend is here

Posted by: caf at November 07, 2025 10:02 PM (/+mVZ)

5 /loser pedant sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2025 10:02 PM (A0sqA)

6 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 07, 2025 10:04 PM (cYBz/)

7 The dog ate dental floss while I was texting. It was on the bed and it was so quick even though he's 14.

I gave him hydrogen peroxide and I hope he vomits soon.

But still.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 07, 2025 10:04 PM (Sco7b)

8 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 07, 2025 10:04 PM (lUFok)

9 Wall Street already kissing Mahdani's ring. Pathetic. But i guess they did donate 90% to Joe Biden in 2020

Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2025 10:04 PM (YCxFk)

10 What a relief! The blog was running dangerously low on Sydney Sweeney content.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 07, 2025 10:04 PM (dyewR)

11 Goat pic is great

Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2025 10:05 PM (YCxFk)

12 thank the Lord the weekend is here
Posted by: caf at November 07, 2025 10:02 PM (/+mVZ)

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Everyone's watching to see what you will do.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 07, 2025 10:05 PM (dyewR)

13 Thanks for the ONT. It helped.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 07, 2025 10:06 PM (Sco7b)

14 Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at November 07, 2025 10:06 PM (w3u3d)

15 Thanks for the ONT.

Kentucky represent!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 07, 2025 10:06 PM (zZu0s)

16 Diogenes, I will get your email from nurse. I promised you filets, libations and cigars and I haven't forgotten.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2025 08:48 PM (zzXla)

Ben Had
In case I missed you on the earlier thread.
This sounds great!
I hope we can sync up.
Looking forward to the email.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2025 10:07 PM (2WIwB)

17 I'm pretty sure Texas has more guns than that. We have a lot of illegal aliens and they aren't telling.

Posted by: huerfano at November 07, 2025 10:07 PM (98kQX)

18 Okay, but WHY buttplug-shaped ice cubes?

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at November 07, 2025 10:08 PM (kpS4V)

19 Interesting memes tonight.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 07, 2025 10:09 PM (uQesX)

20 I've always liked Montana.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2025 10:09 PM (2WIwB)

21 Yes, guessing more guns in Texas. But go MT and ID!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 07, 2025 10:10 PM (OUqBw)

22 Okay, but WHY buttplug-shaped ice cubes?
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at November 07, 2025 10:08 PM (kpS4V)

For a hot date?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 07, 2025 10:10 PM (uQesX)

23 Good evening Horde. Thanks for the excellent ONT content WD!

Don't remember which day, but we had Crazy Frog Axel F and a rock roll in an ONT recently.

Posted by: TRex - under-armed dino at November 07, 2025 10:10 PM (IQ6Gq)

24 Evening, Weird Dave, and ONT Horde!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2025 10:11 PM (npFr7)

25 Okay, but WHY buttplug-shaped ice cubes?
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at November 07, 2025 10:08 PM (kpS4V)

Better thermodynamics

Posted by: Kindltot at November 07, 2025 10:11 PM (rbvCR)

26 Yes, guessing more guns in Texas. But go MT and ID!
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

Hey! Wyoming's tied for first!

Posted by: Some Rat at November 07, 2025 10:11 PM (TfUTr)

27 I gave him hydrogen peroxide and I hope he vomits soon.

But still.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 07, 2025 10:04 PM (Sco7b)

Don't get all strung out. It will pass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2025 10:12 PM (npFr7)

28 Okay, but WHY buttplug-shaped ice cubes?
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at November 07, 2025 10:08 PM (kpS4V)

You want to freeze someone's arse off, the natural way.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 07, 2025 10:12 PM (S/Y4j)

29 Adam Carolla mentioned on his show this week or maybe it was a guest who shoved an ice cube up there as an urgent hangover cure.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2025 10:12 PM (A0sqA)

30 Goat pic is great
Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2025 10:05 PM (YCxFk)

Indeed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2025 10:13 PM (npFr7)

31 Sorry I'm late, I was assisting the librarian with a few things. Some of the books in non-fiction had to be moved to fiction after the result of a few lawsuits, the reference room staff always thought people were talking about them, and don't even get me started on periodicals- lots of issues there.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 07, 2025 10:13 PM (EbcTI)

32 Okay, but WHY buttplug-shaped ice cubes?

So you can chill while you thrill?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 07, 2025 10:14 PM (lUFok)

33 Hey! Wyoming's tied for first!

Posted by: Some Rat

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My bad! Wyoming is awesome also.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 07, 2025 10:14 PM (OUqBw)

34 Adam Carolla mentioned on his show this week or maybe it was a guest who shoved an ice cube up there as an urgent hangover cure.

Don't know if it will cure one but it should give you second thoughts about acquiring the next one.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 07, 2025 10:14 PM (rZ6Ue)

35 Yay weirddave, the last of the great ONTers.

Posted by: alpine_beer at November 07, 2025 10:15 PM (van9r)

36 Don't get all strung out. It will pass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2025 10:12 PM (npFr7)

Thanks. I did more research but the internet always gives you worst case scenario.

I did more research and gave him food.

Thanks AOP!

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 07, 2025 10:15 PM (Sco7b)

37 Hi folks, made it to today without alcohol and then, Friday happened. Hope you're all poised to have a great weekend.

I watched "Horrors of Malformed Men" which is an awesome title that promises a lot, but it's a Japanese film that asked "What if we did what Italian films do?" so delivery is delayed.

Up until the last 30 minutes it could have been one of those Enzo G. Castillari films. Until it stopped doing that. Oh. Oh dear.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 07, 2025 10:15 PM (CHHv1)

38 So you can chill while you thrill?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 07, 2025 10:14 PM (lUFok)
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At last, a logical answer.

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at November 07, 2025 10:15 PM (kpS4V)

39 I want four fried chickens and a coke…

And some dry white toast please.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 07, 2025 10:16 PM (XV/Pl)

40 20 I've always liked Montana.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2025 10:09 PM (2WIwB)

Never got to see it ...

Posted by: zombie Capt Vasilli Borodin at November 07, 2025 10:17 PM (3sXRv)

41 In Montana, your truck won't run right unless there is a rifle in the rear window gun rack, and a couple beers rolling around under the seats.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2025 10:18 PM (2WIwB)

42 NYC once had a Miss Subways contest yearly. There was also a Miss Rheingold every year.

I can't imagine what the winners would look like now.

Posted by: 1968 Subway Ad at November 07, 2025 10:18 PM (oftw2)

43 man, "Somebody That I Used To Know" was bad. That may well have been the song that got me to stop listening to popular music.

Posted by: Iggy Azalea's I'm So Fancy, dishonorable mention at November 07, 2025 10:18 PM (gKWVE)

44 I claim both TN and WV as home. I have guns at both.

"I'm doing my part ™"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 07, 2025 10:18 PM (NwnyJ)

45 > I claim both TN and WV as home. I have guns at both.

"I'm doing my part ™"

And KY

damnit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 07, 2025 10:19 PM (NwnyJ)

46 Every time I look at a meme like the top one, it makes me feel good, because I have no fuckin' clue what it's referencing. I love not understanding pop culture anymore.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2025 10:19 PM (BI5O2)

47 WHY buttplug-shaped ice cubes?

Ask the Walking Dude from "The Stand"

Posted by: gKWVE at November 07, 2025 10:19 PM (gKWVE)

48 Um, Tennessee's numbers are woefully underreported. In the hills EVERYONE owns shoot'n irons and in the cities - hoo boy! DeQuantavious, La’Shaniqua, and Tyrone carry multiples.

The only folks that don't have any equalizers are the white Nashvegas Nouveau Riche - you know, Chadsworth Harrington III & Muffy Vanderbilt.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 07, 2025 10:19 PM (cYBz/)

49 42 NYC once had a Miss Subways contest yearly. There was also a Miss Rheingold every year.

I can't imagine what the winners would look like now.

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Eveninck vair. Vereh nice!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 07, 2025 10:19 PM (0RiMX)

50 Thanks. I did more research but the internet always gives you worst case scenario.

I did more research and gave him food.

Thanks AOP!
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 07, 2025 10:15 PM (Sco7b)

I remember cats with Christmas tinsel hanging from their butts. Didn't seem to bother them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2025 10:20 PM (npFr7)

51 You were warned.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 07, 2025 10:20 PM (25kuG)

52 mmm, Wouldn't an Eskimo Pie taste great?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 07, 2025 10:21 PM (HGVuo)

53 Crazy Frog, Darude and Daft Punk.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 07, 2025 10:21 PM (EbcTI)

54 I've always liked Montana.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2025 10:09 PM (2WIwB)

Never got to see it ...
Posted by: zombie Capt Vasilli Borodin at November 07, 2025 10:17 PM (3sXRv)

Pity. All you needed was a recreational vehicle and a large woman to cook rabbits.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2025 10:21 PM (2WIwB)

55 My son and I still send each other the Badger Badger Badger video and laugh like hyenas. Amazing Horse is another old favorite.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at November 07, 2025 10:21 PM (31p00)

56 After reading this evening's memes, I would like to announce that "Bring your child to work" day has been canceled.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 07, 2025 10:22 PM (EbcTI)

57 Adam Carolla mentioned on his show this week or maybe it was a guest who shoved an ice cube up there as an urgent hangover cure.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I'm here to tell you that having your date replace the ice with alcohol will lead to a VERY interesting evening.

Or so I've been told. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at November 07, 2025 10:22 PM (cYBz/)

58 The dishwasher comic is woefully correct.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 07, 2025 10:22 PM (OUqBw)

59 On the gun map, Indiana beat Michigan. That just sucks.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 07, 2025 10:22 PM (0Htd1)

60 good lord, crazy frog has 20M likes on youtube.
...where's sad kermit?

Posted by: gKWVE at November 07, 2025 10:22 PM (gKWVE)

61 Dutch
It makes sense if you don't think about it.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 07, 2025 10:23 PM (EbcTI)

62 in CA 28% of adults own at least one gun. Most of those are the criminals.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 07, 2025 10:23 PM (0RiMX)

63 So, turns out, Bezos' ex wife has given 20 Billion dollars to woke causes over the last five years. The grants were given to three causes: Climate Change, Education, and DEI. The grants were also given without instructions for use, meaning the groups can spend the money as they see fit.

Is it even possible that none of that money went to fund violence against police? Let's make Grand Juries great again.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 07, 2025 10:24 PM (pIfcn)

64 > I claim both TN and WV as home. I have guns at both.

"I'm doing my part ™"

Lisa Cook would like a word...

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2025 10:24 PM (2WIwB)

65 Why do so many of you know what a buttplug looks like?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2025 10:25 PM (viF8m)

66 60 good lord, crazy frog has 20M likes on youtube.
...where's sad kermit?
Posted by: gKWVE at November 07, 2025 10:22 PM (gKWVE)

Kansas City

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 07, 2025 10:25 PM (pIfcn)

67 Why do so many of you know what a buttplug looks like?
Posted by: JackStraw

Um. . . . . Research?

Posted by: Pete Townsend at November 07, 2025 10:26 PM (cYBz/)

68 Bezos' ex wife has given 20 Billion dollars to woke causes over the last five years

I'm not saying I condone OJ Simpson, said Chris Rock . . .

Posted by: gKWVE at November 07, 2025 10:26 PM (gKWVE)

69 People's Republic of Illinois has the same gun owner percentage as California. And all the democrats think that 28% is way too high.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 07, 2025 10:27 PM (Qzfwe)

70 Netherlands.....Nether?.......Dutch!!

Posted by: Joemarine at November 07, 2025 10:28 PM (y171U)

71 63 So, turns out, Bezos' ex wife has given 20 Billion dollars to woke causes over the last five years.

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Hold our Chardonnay.

Posted by: Melinda Gates and Laurene Powell Jobs at November 07, 2025 10:28 PM (0RiMX)

72 Did something I haven't done for 15 years, replaced a window regulator/motor on my old Caravan. If I have to do it again in 15 years, I'll be 85. Might not be a sure thing that's going to happen.

Posted by: Old Yeller at November 07, 2025 10:28 PM (oftw2)

73 There was a butt plug for sale on the clearance aisle at Walmart a few weeks ago. Right next to a vibrator. No, did not buy. Had no clue they sold those at Walmart.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 07, 2025 10:28 PM (OUqBw)

74 28 Okay, but WHY buttplug-shaped ice cubes?
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at November 07, 2025 10:08 PM (kpS4V)

You want to freeze someone's arse off, the natural way.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 07, 2025 10:12 PM (S/Y4j)

I think chronic internal hemorrhoids and gheys may be involved. But I could be incorrect and they are little Christmas trees.

One of my brothers and a friend used scopes from Tampax...we hope out of the box...for scopes for their guns. Little cross hair threads and everything. Quite proud. We nearly died laughing after they left.

I hope all of you have a great weekend and don't end up like this fella. I got willowed below, my contribution to Friday night.

What happened to Willow and where is she?

https://tinyurl.com/2rvyv8b2

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2025 10:29 PM (MAl//)

75 65 Why do so many of you know what a buttplug looks like?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2025 10:25 PM (viF8m)

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And I was thinking, it's sad that I know this.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 07, 2025 10:29 PM (Qzfwe)

76 I remember cats with Christmas tinsel hanging from their butts. Didn't seem to bother them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2025 10:20 PM (npFr7)

Thanks. He's 14 and I don't know how much longer he has.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 07, 2025 10:29 PM (Sco7b)

77 Those numbers are bs, Nobody knows how many firearms I have. Never bought one in a store.

Posted by: Bob at November 07, 2025 10:30 PM (YiqZD)

78 73 There was a butt plug for sale on the clearance aisle at Walmart a few weeks ago. Right next to a vibrator. No, did not buy. Had no clue they sold those at Walmart.

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PRO TIP: Never buy a butt plug that's been returned out of the packaging, even if it is a really good deal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 07, 2025 10:30 PM (0RiMX)

79 All states are grossly underreported. Lots and lots of people don't declare their firearms to the government. Lots. Luxurious numbers of them.

And 400m is a way low number.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2025 10:30 PM (BI5O2)

80 "Peace in your heart" would have been you not wrecking someone's sign, bitch.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 07, 2025 10:30 PM (0Htd1)

81 Florida at 35%.
I guess the data was the percentage of population with concealed carry permits because they have no other official records.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 07, 2025 10:30 PM (/lPRQ)

82 51 You were warned.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 07, 2025 10:20 PM (25kuG)

That was a warning? I thought it was a dare.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 07, 2025 10:31 PM (EbcTI)

83 Evenin'
Comment from the previous thread.

220 I don't say Washington D C anymore. Only D.C.
I refuse to besmirch the name of our first President, who is a hero, with D.C.
Posted by: Case

Use Babylon DC.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 07, 2025 10:31 PM (DqJmd)

84 There was a butt plug for sale on the clearance aisle at Walmart a few weeks ago. Right next to a vibrator. No, did not buy. Had no clue they sold those at Walmart.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 07, 2025 10:28 PM (OUqBw)

Can you imagine buying one there before the adoption of the self-checkouts? "Er, isn't that a sink stopper?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2025 10:31 PM (npFr7)

85 77 Those numbers are bs, Nobody knows how many firearms I have. Never bought one in a store.

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Are you saying Internet statistics can be misleading?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 07, 2025 10:31 PM (0RiMX)

86 Anyone have a map of states showing percentages of canoe accidents? Just wondering.

Posted by: TRex - under-armed dino at November 07, 2025 10:31 PM (IQ6Gq)

87 Darude and Daft Punk.
Posted by: tankdemon

We had some excellent drugs in the 1990s.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 07, 2025 10:31 PM (gKWVE)

88 "Miss New York City 2026.
That's insulting to goats. Your average goat can do better than you know who.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 07, 2025 10:32 PM (0Htd1)

89 here's an AI take on Daft Punk
youtu.be/qMQ8g56GTUM

Posted by: gKWVE at November 07, 2025 10:33 PM (gKWVE)

90 Wyoming is awesome, but it's very cold and windy in winter and they close the highways. Best to stay out.

Posted by: Difficult Pete at November 07, 2025 10:33 PM (GluzB)

91 That 400 million guns number? That was an estimate based on a survey some twenty years ago. Since then we've had year after year of over a million guns sold per month. So call it 600 million at the low end of the range. I read someplace that there may be 1 billion guns in this country.

And that's a good thing.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 07, 2025 10:33 PM (utsBX)

92 Why do so many of you know what a buttplug looks like?
Posted by: JackStraw
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I was wondering the same thing.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 07, 2025 10:34 PM (22p5n)

93 I'm here to tell you that having your date replace the ice with alcohol will lead to a VERY interesting evening.

Or so I've been told. . .
Posted by: Tonypete

How?
Shove the spout of a vodka fifth in there like your ass is a watermelon?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 07, 2025 10:34 PM (/lPRQ)

94 So, people in the 90's referred to their digital audio storage and playback device as an "MP3." Retards...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 07, 2025 10:34 PM (XMwZJ)

95 I read the content, there goes a restful night’s sleep.

Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2025 10:34 PM (LHPAg)

96 Those numbers are bs, Nobody knows how many firearms I have. Never bought one in a store.
Posted by: Bob at November 07, 2025 10:30 PM (YiqZD)

So...you were saying...

Posted by: Bob at NSA at November 07, 2025 10:34 PM (2WIwB)

97 Anyone have a map of states showing percentages of canoe accidents? Just wondering.
Posted by: TRex - under-armed dino at November 07, 2025 10:31 PM (IQ6Gq)
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It would be high percentage in southern IL.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 07, 2025 10:35 PM (22p5n)

98 Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 07, 2025 10:33 PM (utsBX)

1 billion is low too. But closer.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2025 10:35 PM (BI5O2)

99 I'm disappointed in Texas. I'm doing my part, but we definitely need to up our game. OK is beating us...sheesh.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 07, 2025 10:35 PM (XMwZJ)

100 How?
Shove the spout of a vodka fifth in there like your ass is a watermelon?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 07, 2025 10:34 PM (/lPRQ)

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The hard-to-find Anal Martini

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 07, 2025 10:36 PM (0RiMX)

101 17 I'm pretty sure Texas has more guns than that. We have a lot of illegal aliens and they aren't telling.
Posted by: huerfano

Michigan could say something similar. You think all those handguns in Detroit are legal?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 07, 2025 10:37 PM (0Htd1)

102 Why do so many of you know what a buttplug looks like?
Posted by: JackStraw
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It was hanging off Garrett's rear view mirror and I asked him about it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at November 07, 2025 10:37 PM (kpS4V)

103 PRO TIP: Never buy a butt plug that's been returned out of the packaging, even if it is a really good deal.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Nicht war! No, no, you can bargain it down and get it for pennies. It's only gonna get dirty again anyway.

Posted by: Dave Ramsey at November 07, 2025 10:38 PM (oftw2)

104 >>It was hanging off Garrett's rear view mirror and I asked him about it.

Rear view mirror. How appropriate.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2025 10:39 PM (viF8m)

105 Wyoming is awesome, but it's very cold and windy in winter and they close the highways. Best to stay out.
Posted by: Difficult Pet

Not to mention the sasquatches. And wendigos. Prolly a rugaru or two.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2025 10:40 PM (mlg/3)

106 I'm not sure if that rape poster is a joke or it's a real European government's guide for their, uhh, "new citizens" from ulululululu-istan.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 07, 2025 10:40 PM (ciXcx)

107 The dog seems alright.

I gave him a couple of dental bone treats so that should help.

Still.

Thanks AOP and anyone else.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 07, 2025 10:40 PM (Sco7b)

108 Why do so many of you know what a buttplug looks like?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2025 10:25 PM (viF8m)

Welcome to the internet, you must be new here.

Posted by: Methos at November 07, 2025 10:41 PM (vSvIl)

109 The colors seem off on that gub map. Montana is turning purple whereas Wyoming is still plenty red.

Posted by: 496 at November 07, 2025 10:41 PM (iM0GV)

110 I expected a falling piano.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2025 10:41 PM (pkeXY)

111 106 I'm not sure if that rape poster is a joke or it's a real European government's guide for their, uhh, "new citizens" from ulululululu-istan.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 07, 2025 10:40 PM (ciXcx)

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The Scandis have published worse.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 07, 2025 10:41 PM (0RiMX)

112 Ankha Zone is best meme
youtu.be/6i_fh-zHJ9o
she's just there to dance, pervs

Posted by: gKWVE at November 07, 2025 10:42 PM (gKWVE)

113 So this gun data.
From the Pew Research Center. Not the Pew Pew Research Center.

Posted by: Bob at NSA at November 07, 2025 10:42 PM (2WIwB)

114 Howdy all.

I had to share this with the younguns here. Last night Jules and I were conversing across a couple of rooms when she finally responded...I can't hear you, but you're wrong!

And that is marriage after 44 yrs.

Posted by: Famer, w/ his own historical take at November 07, 2025 10:42 PM (55Qr6)

115 Why do so many of you know what a buttplug looks like?

Doesn't look like a gerbil to me.

Posted by: Richard "Habitrail" Gere at November 07, 2025 10:43 PM (a4flb)

116 Not to mention the sasquatches. And wendigos. Prolly a rugaru or two.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Don't forget Jackalopes, harmless, but their yodeling can get tedious.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 07, 2025 10:43 PM (TfUTr)

117 Is Lil Jinx is the female version of Dennis The Menace?
The father looks like Archie, could it be the same cartoonist?

Posted by: Joemarine at November 07, 2025 10:43 PM (y171U)

118 lol Farmer

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 07, 2025 10:43 PM (22p5n)

119 Wyoming is awesome, but it's very cold and windy in winter and they close the highways. Best to stay out.
Posted by: Difficult Pet

Son-in-law is from Wyoming. He really...REALLY...likes Florida.

Posted by: Bob at NSA at November 07, 2025 10:45 PM (2WIwB)

120 By the way, you can buy 'refurbished' sex dolls.

Again, internet....

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 07, 2025 10:46 PM (Sco7b)

121 Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here,
I'd bet that a good share of that money went to salaries of the people operating the organizations. The people running BLM are popping champagne corks.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 07, 2025 10:46 PM (0Htd1)

122 How?
Shove the spout of a vodka fifth in there like your ass is a watermelon?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

So, it's THAT kind of party!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 07, 2025 10:46 PM (cYBz/)

123 Why do so many of you know what a buttplug looks like?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2025 10:25 PM (viF8m)

From the warning labels on the Yeti thermoses.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 07, 2025 10:46 PM (rbvCR)

124 That map is percentage of adults that own guns. Nothing about how many guns each of those adults own. Could be 1, could be 3, could be 20...

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at November 07, 2025 10:47 PM (VCgbV)

125 I often tell people that I’ve learned a lot from the Horde through the many years I’ve read the comments. Gotta tell you I could have lived without the knowledge of the little Christmas trees.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 07, 2025 10:47 PM (2NHgQ)

126
And that is marriage after 44 yrs.
Posted by: Famer, w/ his own historical take at November 07, 2025 10:42 PM (55Qr6)

True.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2025 10:47 PM (MAl//)

127 Texas at only 46% gun ownership?

Must be all of the boating accidents.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 07, 2025 10:48 PM (a4flb)

128 65 Why do so many of you know what a buttplug looks like?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2025 10:25 PM (viF8m)
-------
AoSHQ posted a couple articles about butt breathing! I was just doing research! Honest!

Posted by: 496 at November 07, 2025 10:48 PM (QbvHV)

129 Greetings Everyone

I hope everyone is well. I've been absent for a few days on a four day cruise to Catalina Island and Ensenada Mexico which was confusing since the cruise line was Royal CARIBBEAN you see my confusion. We were a largeish family group of 11 including two 90+ y o Aunts. The food was plentiful bun nothing to write home about, the service and attentiveness were impeccable.

This was my first-ever cruise. I might try another sometime.

Did I miss anything interesting? (Loaded question, I know)

I saw Ace's post this afternoon about the Second Circuit (

Be of good cheer. Things are getting better. It's just not monotonically increasing.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 07, 2025 10:49 PM (QGaXH)

130 I am sure I learned about buttplugs from here.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2025 10:50 PM (MAl//)

131 The hard-to-find Anal Martini
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 07, 2025 10:36 PM (0RiMX)

Turned me right off olives that did.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 07, 2025 10:50 PM (rbvCR)

132 By the way, you can buy 'refurbished' sex dolls.

Again, internet....
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 07, 2025 10:46 PM (Sco7b)

What about the ones that have been furbished only once?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2025 10:50 PM (npFr7)

133 Merry Butt Plug Christmas Tree, Charlie Brown!

*all the kids hum "Hark, the Herald Angels Sing"*

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at November 07, 2025 10:51 PM (kpS4V)

134 I've learned a lot of things from here. Some useful. Others require brain and eye bleach.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 07, 2025 10:51 PM (OUqBw)

135 Jersey only has 15% of adults owning guns. Not sure I believe that, but I do know one thing, that 15% has a fuck ton of guns. People used to buy them like cigarettes. Gun stores were always busy. Still are actually. I was at one today just looking around and there had to be 50 different ARs on the wall, and it was busy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2025 10:52 PM (snZF9)

136 Well, see, you got your butt stuff, your butts secks, then there's butt plugs, butt breathing, butt chugging,

NO. Just NO, I can't do it...

that's...that's about it

Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2025 10:52 PM (rdVOm)

137 By the way, you can buy 'refurbished' sex dolls. Again, internet....
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless

Yeah, but they've found Jesus and just want to settle down now

Posted by: gKWVE at November 07, 2025 10:54 PM (gKWVE)

138 Bers and CBD are responsible for 85% of that 15%.

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at November 07, 2025 10:54 PM (kpS4V)

139 This was my first-ever cruise. I might try another sometime.

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I hope you sprang for the drink package.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 07, 2025 10:55 PM (0RiMX)

140 Soviet Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

https://youtu.be/4W5BQTzKF-4

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 07, 2025 10:55 PM (lUFok)

141 > 17 I'm pretty sure Texas has more guns than that.

Alaska too. The saying here is that you can recognize a liberal by the fact that they don't own anything larger than .357 Magnum.

Even Dem candidates never emit a goddamned peep about gun control.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 10:55 PM (IG3/x)

142 Ah....so, now that "Florida man" meme makes more sense. Since there are less guns in that state, they find some other way to entertain themselves. Feeding an alligator some Doritos while blind folded; Drinking anti-freeze on a cold day; Using dynamite sticks instead of candles on a birthday cake; Giving a dairy cow and enema.

(Ok, I'm going to stop, because I'm a bit disturbed that I was able to think them up)

Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2025 10:57 PM (dIske)

143 I'm doing my part to keep the WA state numbers up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 07, 2025 10:58 PM (xcxpd)

144 These polls of gun ownership are generally really terrible.

The results you get depend entirely on whether the person who answers will lie when a stranger calls them up and asks them about how many guns they own.

I'm betting gun owners are way more likely to lie and say they don't have any rather than the other way around, and that the likelihood of a straight answer depends a lot on whether the populace hates everything about the government (e.g., Alaska, Montana), or is paranoid about potential gun confiscation (e.g., California, New York).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 11:00 PM (IG3/x)

145 I'm in Montana. I need to up my game. I only have 4 guns.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at November 07, 2025 11:00 PM (iNp3L)

146 Launch in 4 hours.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 10-51
LC-39A - Kennedy Space Center - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: November 8, 2025
Launch Time: 3:42 a.m. EST (0842 UTC, 09:42 CET)

https://youtu.be/Xrmk3_ssWp4

Posted by: Joyenz at November 07, 2025 11:02 PM (2F0/Y)

147 Democrats tell us what they will do.

Former AG Eric Holder said the SCOTUS is so corrupt that Democrats must add four Justices when they next take power. Probably have to kill the filibuster to do it.

Did republicans revolt when Roe v Wade passed?
Or when Roberts declared the Obamacare mandate was actually a tax?

No and No

Ds are serious about using power

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 07, 2025 11:03 PM (wh5AX)

148 We have guns that were inherited or given to us. I doubt those are taken into account.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 07, 2025 11:03 PM (OUqBw)

149 Steven Wright: I was crossing the border into Canada and the border guard asked if I had any firearms. I asked him "Whaddaya need?"

Posted by: 496 at November 07, 2025 11:03 PM (6U6WV)

150 Say, those "Christmas Tree" ice cubes look like they'd be soothing on sunburned areas, n'est-ce pas?

Posted by: Josh Brolin at November 07, 2025 11:04 PM (wVcYX)

151 > I would like to announce that "Bring your child to work" day has been canceled.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 07, 2025 10:22 PM (EbcTI)

Cartoon: Julius Caesar in the Roman Senate. "What? Is this bring your knife to work day or something?"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 11:04 PM (IG3/x)

152 Why do so many of you know what a buttplug looks like?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2025 10:25 PM

Welcome to the internet, you must be new here.
Posted by: Methos at November 07, 2025 10:41

LOL Menthos. Actually I'm surprised at how many have never heard of the old ice cube at the moment of org@sm thing.

Hey I might be an old farmer but I read the internet too.

Posted by: Famer, w/ his own historical take at November 07, 2025 11:04 PM (55Qr6)

153 Richard Grenell retweeted

The Gateway Pundit@gatewaypundit . 2h

JUST IN:
Grand Jury Subpoenas Brennan,
Lisa Page and Peter Strzok
in Russiagate Investigation

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 07, 2025 11:05 PM (HGVuo)

154 Heck the spawn shot 6 guns and an air rifle just today...

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at November 07, 2025 11:05 PM (VCgbV)

155 Ds are serious about using power
Posted by: JM in Illinois

They want to jump straight to sending people to the camps but like to pretend it's all nice and legal.
Out of respect for Stalin's means and methods.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 07, 2025 11:06 PM (/lPRQ)

156 I would find a robot that found Jesus and accepted him as her savior fascinating. Honestly. I think we would both learn a lot. And not in a physical way you pervs.

But then, I'm officially brain-damaged so who cares.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 07, 2025 11:06 PM (CHHv1)

157 Ds are serious about using power

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 07, 2025 11:03 PM (wh5AX)

Yeah they are. What they have failed to realize is that they have been drinking their own koolaide for so long, they don't realize there is a tipping point. They will cross it and it will be game on.

Posted by: Bob at NSA at November 07, 2025 11:07 PM (2WIwB)

158 I'm going to disengage until.I can sort my socks.
Sheesh!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2025 11:08 PM (2WIwB)

159 Buttplug sounds like something that they would give a guy as part of his prison uniform.

Posted by: Case at November 07, 2025 11:08 PM (9HFDU)

160 I'm doing my part to keep the WA state numbers up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 07, 2025 10:58 PM (xcxpd)

Ditto!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2025 11:09 PM (2WIwB)

161 The father looks like Archie, could it be the same cartoonist?
Posted by: Joemarine at November 07, 2025 10:43 PM (y171U)

I had the same thought!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2025 11:09 PM (eQmnE)

162
These polls of gun ownership are generally really terrible.

The results you get depend entirely on whether the person who answers will lie when a stranger calls them up and asks them about how many guns they own.

I'm betting gun owners are way more likely to lie and say they don't have any rather than the other way around, and that the likelihood of a straight answer depends a lot on whether the populace hates everything about the government (e.g., Alaska, Montana), or is paranoid about potential gun confiscation (e.g., California, New York).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 11:00 PM

also, they cite the 400,000,000 as the number of guns in the United States

they've been using the "400 million guns" number for over twenty years and over that time we've heard about "record gun sales" year over year

ten quatloos says there are 650,000,000 guns in private hands these days

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 07, 2025 11:10 PM (tljrc)

163 156 I would find a robot that found Jesus and accepted him as her savior fascinating. Honestly. I think we would both learn a lot. And not in a physical way you pervs.”

I wonder if he would dream of electric sheep.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2025 11:12 PM (eQmnE)

164 > 161 The father looks like Archie, could it be the same cartoonist?
Posted by: Joemarine at November 07, 2025 10:43 PM (y171U)

I had the same thought!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2025 11:09 PM (eQmnE)

Wikipedia says it was a different cartoonist, but was published by Archie Comics and set in Riverdale.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 11:13 PM (IG3/x)

165

Following the civil rights movement, Li'l Jinx's friends also included African-American kids Russ and Roz.

https://t.ly/moUA4

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2025 11:14 PM (pkeXY)

166 Just the other dayI saw my friends gun room. Way more than fifty- closer to 100. M2!

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at November 07, 2025 11:15 PM (iNp3L)

167 Now I’ll bet those frozen Christmas trees are just meant to help poor hemorrhoid sufferers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2025 11:16 PM (eQmnE)

168 15 Thanks for the ONT.

Kentucky represent!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 07, 2025 10:06 PM (zZu0s)

Wife and I just watched one of those shows about murders that took place in Bardstown. Have a nephew who lives there. He's in the justice system. Have to ask him about them.

Posted by: javems at November 07, 2025 11:16 PM (8I4hW)

169 >>> 166 Just the other day I saw my friends gun room. Way more than fifty- closer to 100. M2!
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at November 07, 2025 11:15 PM (iNp3L)

You got to see NZ Frank's gubs?!

*seethes with jealousy*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 07, 2025 11:18 PM (ULPxl)

170 159 Buttplug sounds like something that they would give a guy as part of his prison uniform.
Posted by: Case

I thought it was a politician from Indiana.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 07, 2025 11:18 PM (0Htd1)

171 @163 she might. I'm kind of dull. Might need several counting bits to fall asleep.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 07, 2025 11:18 PM (CHHv1)

172 > ten quatloos says there are 650,000,000 guns in private hands these days
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 07, 2025 11:10 PM (tljrc)

Yeah, well-maintained guns don't go away. Still plenty of original .30-'06s and M1911s out there.

Not to mention .303 British. The limeys spread those things all over the fucking planet.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 11:19 PM (IG3/x)

173 Following the civil rights movement, Li'l Jinx's friends also included African-American kids Russ and Roz.

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Those don't sound like names of black kids.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 07, 2025 11:21 PM (0RiMX)

174 R'uss. R'oz.

Posted by: NCKate at November 07, 2025 11:22 PM (4bYb7)

175 There was that black bailiff Roz on Night Court. But all the Russes I've known were white guys.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 07, 2025 11:24 PM (OUqBw)

176 Just the other dayI saw my friends gun room. Way more than fifty- closer to 100. M2!
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at November 07, 2025 11:15 PM (iNp3L)

Of the group of folks I drink bier with, I have the fewest...by a long ways.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2025 11:26 PM (2WIwB)

177 Awww- part of my post disappeared. Probably operator error. I wrote that I saw the post about the second circuit reversing the district court and the words of John Rambo in Rambo II came to mind....

'Do we get to win this time...?'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 07, 2025 11:27 PM (QGaXH)

178 Ds are serious about using power

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 07, 2025 11:03 PM (wh5AX)

Yeah they are. What they have failed to realize is that they have been drinking their own koolaide for so long, they don't realize there is a tipping point. They will cross it and it will be game on.

Posted by: Bob at NSA at November 07, 2025 11:07 PM (2WIwB)

Yeah thats something thats been on my mind. Once trump is gone, and god forbid if its a dem that gets in they will go full stalin. However bad it was under biden it will go 100 fold next time around. I know trump is busy building monuments to himself and flying around the world playing deal maker (which I approve), he only got 3 years to get shit happening. Somehow things need to get codified in law that gives serious, serious protections to Americans. He got 3 years to get Americans on equal footing with the scumbags on the horizon. There needs to be a deterrent, because if not, yeah it will be game on. We're not doing the fucking camps. Period.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2025 11:27 PM (snZF9)

179 126
And that is marriage after 44 yrs.
Posted by: Famer, w/ his own historical take at November 07, 2025 10:42 PM (55Qr6)

True.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2025 10:47 PM (MAl//)

DITTO!!!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 07, 2025 11:29 PM (QGaXH)

180 Friends wife just had her customer service job moved to Mexico, needless to say, she's out of a job.

Something Something Ross Perot... Something Something Giant Sucking Sound...

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 07, 2025 11:30 PM (XV/Pl)

181 Thank you for the ONT, WD. As always a splendid job.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 07, 2025 11:31 PM (CHHv1)

182 139 This was my first-ever cruise. I might try another sometime.

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I hope you sprang for the drink package.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 07, 2025 10:55 PM (0RiMX)

I'm not much of a drinker, so no. Smiles.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 07, 2025 11:32 PM (QGaXH)

183 Lot of people in Texas aren’t telling the truth.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 07, 2025 11:34 PM (EYmYM)

184 Someone recently posted about a cruise around South America and Antarctica. Snail Racer, I think. That sounded fascinating. It's on the ol' bucket list.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 07, 2025 11:35 PM (OUqBw)

185 I'm a big fan of cruises. Never thought I would be, but they're pretty cool. Maybe it's the food. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2025 11:36 PM (snZF9)

186

I'm not sure what the law in Wyoming is regarding registering guns.

We have two full gun safes and son also has two.

hmmmm, probably need to check, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at November 07, 2025 11:38 PM (3ek7K)

187 @GuntherEagleman . 10h

Senator @RandPaul is OPPOSING Trump on getting rid of the Filibuster!

Its like Rand WANTS the Democrats to have the chance to do it if they get power back

I have Rand Paul tagged, let him know what you think
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Apple/tree syndrome

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 07, 2025 11:39 PM (HGVuo)

188 Thanks for the ONT.

Kentucky represent!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 07, 2025 10:06 PM (zZu0s)

McConnell , Massie and Rand Paul.

They ain’t representing very well.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 07, 2025 11:40 PM (EYmYM)

189 the filibuster stuff is bukkake theater on the R side.
The only way to fix this is to put the screws on the D side.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 07, 2025 11:42 PM (gKWVE)

190 Ah I see SCOTUS just gave Trump the emergency order he wanted as to the SNAP benefits.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2025 11:42 PM (eQmnE)

191 I'm a big fan of cruises. Never thought I would be, but they're pretty cool. Maybe it's the food. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2025 11:36 PM (snZF9)

That my main attraction. You can eat 24/7 if you want. And I do.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 07, 2025 11:42 PM (EYmYM)

192 We had the Ushuia/Antartica/Punta Arenas trip planned. Airfare got way to stupid. Been to Argentia in the past and loved it.I could live there.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at November 07, 2025 11:43 PM (iNp3L)

193 186

I'm not sure what the law in Wyoming is regarding registering guns.

We have two full gun safes and son also has two.

hmmmm, probably need to check, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at November 07, 2025 11:38 PM (3ek7K)

Had a friend move from Calif to Texas including an extensive gun collection. His take was: 'California asks 'why do you need so many guns?', Texas asks 'Is that all you have?'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 07, 2025 11:44 PM (QGaXH)

194 Buttplug appropriately sounds like the name of a former Secretary of Transportation.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 07, 2025 11:44 PM (EYmYM)

195 There shouldn’t be anywhere close to 42 million receiving SNAP.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 07, 2025 11:47 PM (EYmYM)

196 Second successful livecast completed. It feels SO good when stuff works right. Time to par-tay. Goodbye, tympanic membranes!
youtube.com/watch?v=j74mxqvxRDQ

Posted by: gp at November 07, 2025 11:48 PM (7imtn)

197 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2025 11:00 PM (IG3/x)

I agree 100%.

If someone called me and asked how many guns I had, the answer would be "none."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (Flying the American Flag!) at November 07, 2025 11:51 PM (n9ltV)

198

I got a text today from the GOP.

It said "this not a big ask."

I'm going to text them back tomorrow and tell them that "ask" is not a noun.

Also, I'm not giving you any money.

Posted by: four seasons at November 07, 2025 11:58 PM (3ek7K)

199 Further proof that bassists don't get enough camera time:
youtube.com/watch?v=CprfjfN5PRs

Posted by: gp at November 08, 2025 12:00 AM (7imtn)

200 Well, 10:00 P.M. here, and I am tired from running the snow blower. Going to get an early one. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2025 12:01 AM (npFr7)

201 199 I thought that song was a dirge for a dead bandmate, but I didn't know she was a chick. The guitarist is great; I remember him from Dethklok.

Posted by: gp at November 08, 2025 12:02 AM (7imtn)

202 Oh, guns.

Are you speaking of legal black and long rifles?
Or, are you speaking of legal handguns?

Would not know either way.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 08, 2025 12:02 AM (25kuG)

203 Supreme court to decide overruling gay marraige. If they overrule gay marraige it will give the left all shock troops they need!

Posted by: raimondo at November 08, 2025 12:03 AM (CfzD/)

204 Posted by: gp at November 07, 2025 11:48 PM (7imtn)

These guys were great. I was amused by the audience. They were just...sitting there.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 08, 2025 12:03 AM (OUqBw)

205 204 Ass-kicking song, fer sure!

Posted by: gp at November 08, 2025 12:07 AM (7imtn)

206 Finally home

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2025 12:07 AM (+qU29)

207 Posted by: raimondo at November 08, 2025 12:03 AM (CfzD/)

You’ll just have to live in sin with your Butt Buddy.

You want a drink with some Christmas ice cubes?

Posted by: the way I see it at November 08, 2025 12:07 AM (EYmYM)

208 Yeah, that 28% of Californians owning guns?

Those are just the ones who will admit it... the percentage is actually much higher.

Because... we have lots and lots of... Canoes...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2025 12:09 AM (mP0Kj)

209 203 Supreme court to decide overruling gay marraige. If they overrule gay marraige it will give the left all shock troops they need!
Posted by: raimondo at November 08, 2025 12:03 AM (CfzD/)

Yes, the Tranny slap fights will be LIT!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2025 12:10 AM (mP0Kj)

210 203

Speaking of which...back in 2008, California voted to affirm marriage was between a MAN & A WOMAN!!

A single Black Robe Judge overturned the will of the people.

Thus became Commiefornia and the slope was slid.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 08, 2025 12:10 AM (25kuG)

211 Saw these guys live. At the end of their set, they told the audience to throw their trash at the rows of seats in front of them. Had to bounce before the Chili Peppers got on stage, or get else brained by bottles. Good times!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abrn8aVQ76Q

This new amp is working mighty fine! It goes to 12. By next year, I'll need one that goes to 15.

Posted by: gp at November 08, 2025 12:11 AM (7imtn)

212 190 Ah I see SCOTUS just gave Trump the emergency order he wanted as to the SNAP benefits.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2025 11:42 PM (eQmnE)

Dare I say....

Oh.. SNAP!

Maybe.... Four Snaps in a Z formation!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2025 12:12 AM (mP0Kj)

213 Why does Montana get the nod over Wyoming? They are both at 66%.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 08, 2025 12:13 AM (0Mn7M)

214 I'm a big fan of cruises. Never thought I would be, but they're pretty cool. Maybe it's the food. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2025 11:36 PM (snZF9)

That my main attraction. You can eat 24/7 if you want. And I do.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 07, 2025 11:42 PM (EYmYM)

I come home fat, lol. I can't control myself. Every breakfast, a pile of eggs, home fries, and the bacon roof. then there's the breads, and pancakes, and waffles. I sit til they close, because fuck the sun. I'm in no rush. lol.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2025 12:13 AM (snZF9)

215 The only hope for this POS state is if we can get voter ID passed into law which is doubtful with them controlling the very voting process.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 08, 2025 12:13 AM (25kuG)

216 210 203

Speaking of which...back in 2008, California voted to affirm marriage was between a MAN & A WOMAN!!

A single Black Robe Judge overturned the will of the people.

Thus became Commiefornia and the slope was slid.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 08, 2025 12:10 AM (25kuG)

Just like prop 50... where we have somehow voted to ignore our own Constitution... Calif is only a Democracy when it is convenient for the Left.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2025 12:13 AM (mP0Kj)

217
Nemo, it should be a tie.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 08, 2025 12:14 AM (3ek7K)

218 Why does Montana get the nod over Wyoming? They are both at 66%.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 08, 2025 12:13 AM (0Mn7M)

Maybe its a population thing, like a per capita thing?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2025 12:14 AM (snZF9)

219 215 The only hope for this POS state is if we can get voter ID passed into law which is doubtful with them controlling the very voting process.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 08, 2025 12:13 AM (25kuG)

Until Calif rescinds the 'every supposed voter is mailed a ballot' crap... elections are moot.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2025 12:15 AM (mP0Kj)

220 The only hope for this POS state is if we can get voter ID passed into law which is doubtful with them controlling the very voting process.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 08, 2025 12:13 AM (25kuG)

I was reading that there might be funny business with the jersey election. The numbers aren't adding up. Gee shocked.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2025 12:16 AM (snZF9)

221 lol Farmer
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 07, 2025 10:43

Hi there SMH. You and ex-ex still in IL or did you get to freedom in Missouri?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at November 08, 2025 12:19 AM (55Qr6)

222 LOL... I'm in contact with a Calif Conservative group, who just filed a Fed Lawsuit against Prop 50...

One of the Key questions, if we are a Republic, can you VOTE to Ignore your own Constitution... because that is exactly what Prop 50 did... it did not amend the Constitution, it just ignored it.

And as States are forced to have a REPUBLICAN form of Government... seems like a slam dunk to moi.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2025 12:21 AM (mP0Kj)

223 I come home fat, lol. I can't control myself. Every breakfast, a pile of eggs, home fries, and the bacon roof. then there's the breads, and pancakes, and waffles. I sit til they close, because fuck the sun. I'm in no rush. lol.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2025 12:13 AM (snZF9)

The midnight Buffetts were great. Like going to Taco Bell after a night of drinking except the food is good.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 08, 2025 12:23 AM (EYmYM)

224 RIP Chris Squire:
youtube.com/watch?v=359qGNryZmY

Posted by: gp at November 08, 2025 12:23 AM (7imtn)

225 Some things that I have learned from the Internet, butt plug edition:

* This is a sex thing, to be avoided if not your kink. Sticking things in your butt can cause all kinds of problems, from reducing the tension of the orifice muscles -- leading to anal leakage or even outright incontinence -- to actually getting lost and/or broken up in there. The classic butt plug shape is merely less bad for you than the alternatives; there is no good.

* As a general rule, the harder and smoother the material, the less comfortable but more sanitary. The softer it is, the more porous, the more safe habitat for microorganisms, the more dangerous for reuse (God forbid shared).

* Teledildonics is not just for camgirls; it can also be used to cheat in chess, including by men. RF (radio frequency) can be used to signal computer-controlled battery-powered motors in a vibrating dildo, and since the transmitter can be hooked up to the Internet, it can be controlled from anywhere in the world. This includes buttplugs, including for covert communication at competitive endeavors, so it's not just for milking simps' wallets. (Still beta tho.)

* Some are sparkly and cute? I wouldn't judge a woman for it.

Posted by: SciVo at November 08, 2025 12:26 AM (VB5xp)

226 Watching Under the Silver Lake and, of course, Sydney Sweeney's in it. From 2018, Andrew Garfield's the lead. Decently weird film.

Posted by: mot at November 08, 2025 12:27 AM (fIPNY)

227 Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2025 12:21 AM (mP0Kj)

The intertubes indicate it was an amendment to the State Constitution. If a suit is filed I assume the intertubes are mistaken.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 08, 2025 12:28 AM (EYmYM)

228 Cruises are fun

Unpack once. Spend the night in many different locales.

Explore as much or as little as you want.

Sit on your veranda and watch the world go by.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 08, 2025 12:31 AM (mT+6a)

229 Best song by Hole. Saw them live, they sounded great. Yes, Courtney showed her boobs. I think they all would show their boobs if you asked, even Eric. Maybe not the drummer, because she plays for the other team.
youtube.com/watch?v=v0CYB5V9e64

Posted by: gp at November 08, 2025 12:31 AM (7imtn)

230 I am one of the 66% in Montana.

Now if only we could get rid of the dirty hippies and AWFLs in Missoula, Bozeman, and Helena...

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 08, 2025 12:33 AM (VyHyF)

231 Futurama venn diagram

About smart people + for dumb people = Big Bang Theory?

This is the truest thing I've read all week.

Posted by: mikeski at November 08, 2025 12:35 AM (nhCoE)

232 Have a good night everyone
I have to get up and do it all again tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2025 12:36 AM (+qU29)

233 The midnight Buffetts were great. Like going to Taco Bell after a night of drinking except the food is good.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 08, 2025 12:23 AM (EYmYM)

24 hour pizza rules!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2025 12:36 AM (snZF9)

234 @libsoftiktok . 7h

Georgia Police Officer under investigation after confronting and “misgendering” a man pretending to be a woman using the women’s bathroom at a public library

“There are women and little girls in there, and I have to protect them!”

This officer is a HERO!!!!!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 08, 2025 12:37 AM (HGVuo)

235 Cruises are fun

Unpack once. Spend the night in many different locales.

Explore as much or as little as you want.

Sit on your veranda and watch the world go by.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 08, 2025 12:31 AM (mT+6a)

That really is it in a nutshell.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2025 12:37 AM (snZF9)

236 Why does Montana get the nod over Wyoming? They are both at 66%.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Maybe its a population thing, like a per capita thing?
Posted by: Berserker

Rounding off to the nearest percent? Maybe Montana is 66.04 and Wyoming is a mere 66.02?

Posted by: mikeski at November 08, 2025 12:39 AM (nhCoE)

237 My wish...

President Trump Airlifts a C-5 Galaxy full of DOJ Lawyer Shock Troops into Travis AFB and rip roads them into Sacramento in up armored Humvees and MRAPS and take over offices just outside the Capitol...

"OH Hey Gavin..."just here to check things out."

heh

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 08, 2025 12:40 AM (25kuG)

238 Cruises are fun
Unpack once. Spend the night in many different locales.
Explore as much or as little as you want.
Sit on your veranda and watch the world go by.
Posted by: nurse ratched

That really is it in a nutshell.
Posted by: Berserker

A luxury hotel that takes you places. And feeds you. And entertains you.

Or Section 8 Housing that does the same, if Carnival.

Posted by: mikeski at November 08, 2025 12:40 AM (nhCoE)

239 Well, I was wandering around on the interwebz. I would have been here sooner if I'd remembered it was WeirdDave ONT night.

Some form of the word "butt"

Posted by: mindful webworker - or is it an IOU? at November 08, 2025 12:41 AM (EX7R5)

240 Given that Oregon is at 51%, I'd say that the areas outside of Portland are close to Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming percentages.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 08, 2025 12:42 AM (VyHyF)

241 oops. Was trying to say some form of the word "butt" appears 35 times in this thread, it says here.

Good ol' Horde.

Posted by: mindful webworker - but what? at November 08, 2025 12:42 AM (EX7R5)

242 A man followed a girl into the bathroom stating he identified as a woman.
The man’s teeth were knocked out by the girl’s father who identifies as the Tooth Fairy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 08, 2025 12:43 AM (HGVuo)

243 Further proof that bassists don't get enough camera time:
youtube.com/watch?v=CprfjfN5PRs
Posted by: gp

A great rhythm section makes a band.

https://youtu.be/8pavnAi7lNk

.....in 5/4.

Posted by: mikeski at November 08, 2025 12:49 AM (nhCoE)

244 Pork Butt

On an "offset" BBQ over 8 hours with pole oak wood, some would slather on a spicy home sauce at hour 6 to glaze it up and give it a fine juicy finish.

It should be tender, moist, and just pulls apart in your hands.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 08, 2025 12:51 AM (25kuG)

245 MP3 powers..... I'll take Crazy Frog, Around The World, and, just in case of fuckups, Somebody That I Used To Know.

Posted by: mikeski at November 08, 2025 12:53 AM (nhCoE)

246 "A great rhythm section makes a band.

Preach it, brother. I was the world's worst cellist, and second worst basement band rock bassist. Alas, no sense of rhythm.

Posted by: gp at November 08, 2025 01:01 AM (7imtn)

247 231 About smart people + for dumb people = Big Bang Theory?

This is the truest thing I've read all week.
Posted by: mikeski at November 08, 2025 12:35 AM (nhCoE)

Something I read years ago that really stuck with me was one guy defending the LCD (Lowest Common Denominator) for the UMC (Upper Middle Class). He had a very intense job and made good money at it, but it left his brain fried at the end of the day, at which point the sex and fart jokes of "Two And A Half Men" (Charlie Sheen edition) were just his speed. So, For Dumb People could include For Exhausted People.

Posted by: SciVo at November 08, 2025 01:04 AM (VB5xp)

248
The man’s teeth were knocked out by the girl’s father who identifies as the Tooth Fairy.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

Summer teeth FTW!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 08, 2025 01:05 AM (xG4kz)

249 The % of adults owning firearms map:

Even allowing for the likely-low and otherwise-wrong statistical numbers, just assuming the reported %ages are approximate relatively…

y'got your Idaho-to-the-Dakotas block.

Then y'got your Oklahoma-to-Alabama block, which if you add a bit of leeway for 50%+ could include Louisiana, and Tennessee on up to Maryland.

I can understand the People's Republic of Colorado not having a higher %age, but I wonder - as I often do -

what is wrong with Kansas and Nebraska? And Missouri. Much less Texas!? This is the armed heart of the nation, folks. Must do better if we want that "well regulated Militia" when we need it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - If. I meant if. at November 08, 2025 01:05 AM (EX7R5)

250 I was only second chair, but I was so bad at cello, Hannibal Lecter tried to eat me, twice.

Posted by: gp at November 08, 2025 01:06 AM (7imtn)

251 I was only second chair, but I was so bad at cello, Hannibal Lecter tried to eat me, twice.
Posted by: gp

I played kettledrums thru high school. Though I was pretty okay.

Tried playing in college. Discovered I was not pretty okay.

Posted by: mikeski at November 08, 2025 01:09 AM (nhCoE)

252 Cruises are fun.

Until you get on one and after a day or two a bug starts going around and you wind up spending the rest of your trip barfing up in your cabin.

Posted by: Case at November 08, 2025 01:10 AM (9HFDU)

253 Though = Thought.

I blame beer.

Posted by: mikeski at November 08, 2025 01:13 AM (nhCoE)

254
About smart people + for dumb people = Big Bang Theory?

This is the truest thing I've read all week.
Posted by: mikeski

My now deceased FiL watched that show and he wondered why I would not. "I've got better things to do or watch" would not suffice as an answer so I defaulted to, "It's just shot clean through with dumb."

As for Futurama at the center -- the first four years, sure. The reboot sucked green donkey balls.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 08, 2025 01:14 AM (xG4kz)

255 Cruises are fun.

Until you get on one and after a day or two a bug starts going around and you wind up spending the rest of your trip barfing up in your cabin.
Posted by: Case

I've been on a dozen, and have never seen that.

Catching someone's cold on the cruise, or the flight home, sure. Been there and done that a few times.

One of the benefits of the Covidiocy..... now I know to overload on C & D & Zinc when I'm traveling.

Posted by: mikeski at November 08, 2025 01:15 AM (nhCoE)

256
Until you get on one and after a day or two a bug starts going around and you wind up spending the rest of your trip barfing up in your cabin.
Posted by: Case

The Petri Dishes of the High Seas!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 08, 2025 01:16 AM (xG4kz)

257 what is wrong with Kansas and Nebraska? And Missouri. Much less Texas!? This is the armed heart of the nation, folks. Must do better if we want that "well regulated Militia" when we need it.
Posted by: mindful webworker - If. I meant if. at November 08, 2025 01:05 AM (EX7R5)

Fuck all y'all. Alaska. Hands down. Bang bang bang. So there.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 08, 2025 01:16 AM (yKmBH)

258 I heard that Groening did a sketch of all the Futurama characters nude from the waist down, to inspire the animators and writers of the show. That would auction for how much? I'd buy that for a dollar.

Posted by: gp at November 08, 2025 01:17 AM (7imtn)

259 George Orwell, right on point.

Posted by: Archer at November 08, 2025 01:17 AM (YGRGv)

260 I don't know if it's been pointed out but if 28 percent of Califonicators own guns that is about 11 million gun owners. There are still more gun owners in california than there are people in a lot of states.

Posted by: Reforger at November 08, 2025 01:17 AM (PRpSP)

261 Bodycam investigation just gets sicker and sadder and sicker and sadder:
youtube.com/watch?v=vXlt7HT74SE

Posted by: gp at November 08, 2025 01:21 AM (7imtn)

262 I heard that Groening did a sketch of all the Futurama characters nude from the waist down, to inspire the animators and writers of the show. That would auction for how much? I'd buy that for a dollar.
Posted by: gp

* ponders how to draw Bender nude from the waist down *

Posted by: mikeski at November 08, 2025 01:21 AM (nhCoE)

263 "Bender, are you jacking on in there?"

Posted by: gp at November 08, 2025 01:22 AM (7imtn)

264 "Bender, are you jacking on in there?"
Posted by: gp

Dreaming of the Crushinator, I suppose.

Posted by: mikeski at November 08, 2025 01:24 AM (nhCoE)

265
111 106 I'm not sure if that rape poster is a joke or it's a real European government's guide for their, uhh, "new citizens" from ulululululu-istan.
Posted by: Ian S

It's from The Philippines, per its lower right corner

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 08, 2025 01:25 AM (xG4kz)

266 A luxury hotel that takes you places. And feeds you. And entertains you.

Or Section 8 Housing that does the same, if Carnival.

Posted by: mikeski at November 08, 2025 12:40 AM (nhCoE)

Yeah, I don't hear much good about carnival.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2025 01:26 AM (snZF9)

267 What's the ritziest first-class cruise company?

Posted by: gp at November 08, 2025 01:28 AM (7imtn)

268 I heard that Groening did a sketch of all the Futurama characters nude from the waist down, to inspire the animators and writers of the show. That would auction for how much? I'd buy that for a dollar.
Posted by: gp

Let me guess, the 1 eye chick got 2 vayjays.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2025 01:28 AM (snZF9)

269 A Kundt's Tube is an apparatus used to demonstrate and measure sound waves, consisting of a transparent horizontal pipe containing powder or styrofoam beads
----

Interesting

https://tinyurl.com/59vprmr7

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 08, 2025 01:29 AM (HGVuo)

270 What's the ritziest first-class cruise company?
Posted by: gp

I'm not sure, but this one is up there:

https://aboardtheworld.com/

Posted by: mikeski at November 08, 2025 01:29 AM (nhCoE)

271 "Let me guess, the 1 eye chick got 2 vayjays."

I haven't seen it, I just heard about it. I heard some things.

The show had its moments. I was sitting in front of the TV for the premiere, shortly before my TV's unfortunate demise.

Posted by: gp at November 08, 2025 01:30 AM (7imtn)

272 The wine is deep now...

I just had a woke dream about a home invasion where I was able to "dispatch" all five of the invaders', but my home is a bloody mess now...especially in the living room...but my family is in the back yard and safe.

Should say night at this point.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 08, 2025 01:34 AM (25kuG)

273 "https://aboardtheworld.com/"

Could be OK. Condo Of The Seas? Time Share Of The Tropics? I guess I'd check closely for disgruntled tenant stories before signing a contract.

Posted by: gp at November 08, 2025 01:34 AM (7imtn)

274 What's the ritziest first-class cruise company?
Posted by: gp

I'm not sure, but this one is up there:

https://aboardtheworld.com/

Posted by: mikeski at November 08, 2025 01:29 AM (nhCoE)

I would hate to see what those cabins cost.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2025 01:34 AM (snZF9)

275 https://www.summitlakelodge.com/

A cabin that doesn't take you anywhere, but you really don't want to go, anyway.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 08, 2025 01:39 AM (yKmBH)

276 It always seemed the stuffier the cruise, the less fun I had. I guess thats why I settled on the metal cruises. The same big ass royal caribbean ships I was on during other cruises. Its like the same thing only without all the adult supervision. Skeleton crew, no lime in the coconut shit, no kettle drums, no cruise director. Just the ship, all the food, the booze, and 60 bands. Oh yeah, no frigging suits in the dining room should you want to waste time there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2025 01:40 AM (snZF9)

277 I knew a young married couple who honeymooned on a cruise. It turned out to be a cruise for geriatrics, and while showing us the photos, the new bride seemed a bit less than satisfied by the memories. Then they started selling Amway.

Posted by: gp at November 08, 2025 01:41 AM (7imtn)

278 I knew a young married couple who honeymooned on a cruise. It turned out to be a cruise for geriatrics, and while showing us the photos, the new bride seemed a bit less than satisfied by the memories. Then they started selling Amway.
Posted by: gp

Was this supposed to be read in Andy Rooney's voice?

Because it was.

Posted by: mikeski at November 08, 2025 01:44 AM (nhCoE)

279 Before you buy a unit in a bazillion-dollar, huge, boldly designed and engineered superstructure that requires world-class specialists for constant maintenance, yet still falls apart, you might want to read the Saga of 432 Park Ave, NYC:

wikipedia.org/wiki/432_Park_Avenue

Posted by: gp at November 08, 2025 01:45 AM (7imtn)

280 I knew a young married couple who honeymooned on a cruise. It turned out to be a cruise for geriatrics, and while showing us the photos, the new bride seemed a bit less than satisfied by the memories. Then they started selling Amway.

Posted by: gp at November 08, 2025 01:41 AM (7imtn)

Reason #23635 why I stuck with the metal cruises. A serious party boat with a much younger crowd. No barnacles on that ship.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2025 01:46 AM (snZF9)

281 278 Yes, I do channel Andy Rooney sometimes when I'm celebrating, but it is something beyond my control.

Posted by: gp at November 08, 2025 01:47 AM (7imtn)

282 I thought the Amway line was kind of John Cheeveresque. I just have to test out all this material before open mike night.

Posted by: gp at November 08, 2025 01:49 AM (7imtn)

283 Capt Steeeve sez dual engine failure.

Posted by: gp at November 08, 2025 01:52 AM (7imtn)

284
Or Section 8 Housing that does the same, if Carnival.

Posted by: mikeski at November 08, 2025 12:40 AM (nhCoE)

Yeah, I don't hear much good about carnival.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2025 01:26 AM (snZF9)

-----

According to youtube videos, carnival realizes it has a problem with way too much of a certain culture, involving? loud music, shouting matches, and brawls. Carnival is trying to fix it

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 08, 2025 02:14 AM (PDq+Y)

285 People will be cruising the rings of Saturn by what? 2060?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 08, 2025 02:41 AM (pIfcn)

286
Bodycam investigation just gets sicker and sadder and sicker and sadder:

Posted by: gp

Leaving the kids out of it, every adult had staked out their own private reserve in the intersectionality ghetto and returned continually to crowing about their place in it while skirting or denying any responsibility for their own actions. "Love is love!" as we are told...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at November 08, 2025 02:44 AM (xG4kz)

287 Launch time changed.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 10-51
LC-39A - Kennedy Space Center - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: November 8, 2025
Launch Time: 6:23 a.m. EST (1123 UTC, 12:23 CET)

https://youtu.be/Xrmk3_ssWp4

Posted by: Joyenz at November 08, 2025 03:06 AM (2F0/Y)

288 Yeah thats something thats been on my mind. Once trump is gone, and god forbid if its a dem that gets in they will go full stalin. However bad it was under biden it will go 100 fold next time around. I know trump is busy building monuments to himself and flying around the world playing deal maker (which I approve), he only got 3 years to get shit happening. Somehow things need to get codified in law that gives serious, serious protections to Americans. He got 3 years to get Americans on equal footing with the scumbags on the horizon. There needs to be a deterrent, because if not, yeah it will be game on. We're not doing the fucking camps. Period.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2025 11:27 PM (snZF9)

----

There's Fetterman, and maybe one or two other Democrats in Congress that are not totally extreme.
I agree, Republicans need to try their best to put in some serious protections in Law. EOs go pffft!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 08, 2025 03:50 AM (ScfWn)

289 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at November 08, 2025 04:00 AM (RuTUS)

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