Suspected "Michigan Men" Terrorists Took Target Practice In Preparation of Attack: FBI

Commenters wondered -- rightly -- if this was a legit terror plan or just the FBI entrapping idiots into some hot talk.

We can't say which it is just yet. But the "Michigan Men" who spoke about shooting up synagogues over Halloween weekend did practice shooting.

Practicing shooting is no crime. But... the law of conspiracy requires an "overt act" taken in furtherance of the conspiracy to establish it's a legit plan and not just hot talk. This would satisfy that element. The overt act doesn't have to be a crime. Buying rubber gloves isn't a crime, but if you buy them after agreeing to participate in a break-in and robbery, then buying rubber gloves becomes an overt act in furtherance of the agreed-upon crime.

So no, there's nothing illegal about taking target practice.

But it is, legally, an overt act in furtherance of an alleged conspiracy to shoot up synagogues.

Suspects in foiled Halloween terror plot pictured practicing at Michigan gun range: FBI
FBI recovered stockpile of weapons from suspects who allegedly planned Detroit-area Halloween terror attack

FIRST ON FOX: Two Michigan men have been charged in a foiled ISIS-inspired terror attack that allegedly would have involved a massacre in a Detroit suburb on Halloween, according to an FBI affidavit.
Mohmed Ali, of Dearborn, Michigan, and Majed Mahmoud are accused of plotting to launch a terror-inspired mass shooting codenamed "pumpkin," according to court documents.

Classic Michigan Men names.

They've been charged with receiving, transferring and attempting to receive and transfer firearms knowing and having reasonable cause to believe that they would be used to commit terrorism.
Ali practiced shooting at a local gun range multiple times, including with Mahmoud, a juvenile suspect referred to as "Person 1" and under the alias "Athari" -- and once with an unnamed "Co-conspirator 4," according to the complaint.
The charges come after Amir Makled, a lawyer for Ali, who was arrested Friday, claimed to The Associated Press that there was no plot and that he did not expect charges to be filed. Makled did not respond to a request for comment from Fox News Digital Monday.
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In one exchange, intercepted by law enforcement, according to an affidavit, the unnamed juvenile suspect allegedly insisted that the attack should take place on Halloween and not a later date.

"So ya, I talked to my brothers. We are going to do pumpkin," he allegedly told Ali. "I talked to...[Co-conspirator 4] and [Co-conspirator 5], they said it is getting bad. So we got to do pumpkin, ya."
Read the complaint:
Before they could act, however, authorities served federal search warrants on both men's homes and a storage unit in nearby Inkster, recovering three AR-15-style rifles, two shotguns, four pistols and more than 1,600 rounds of ammunition, along with other evidence including GoPro cameras, tactical vests and other gear.
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The complaint includes multiple unnamed co-conspirators who allegedly practiced shooting at ranges with Ali and Mahmoud. They also allegedly scouted potential attack locations in Ferndale, Michigan, a suburb north of Detroit known in part for its LGBT nightlife.
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Ali and Athari, the juvenile suspect's alias, were allegedly planning to do the "same thing as France," in an alleged reference to the Nov. 13, 2015 ISIS attack in France that left 137 dead and more than 400 injured after gunmen and suicide bombers launched a coordinated assault on multiple locations in the French capital.

Diversity, Which Is Our Strength, has been increasingly shooty and stabby since 10/7. Almost as if they're a would-be conquering army which has infiltrated the west under cover as "civilians."

CNN naturally claimed this was all just "Islamophobia."

Eitan Fischberger
@EFischberger
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--CNN Deletes Piece on Dearborn ISIS Plot--
Earlier today, CNN cast doubt on the ISIS attack being planned by residents of Dearborn, Michigan, framing it as "Islamophobia."
Later, the DOJ released a 70-page criminal complaint revealing that Dearborn residents Mohmed Ali and Majed Mahmoud possessed multiple assault rifles, over 1,000 rounds of ammunition, and detailed plans to carry out an attack on behalf of ISIS.
Following that development, CNN stealth-edited its article, effectively deleting it by transforming it into a piece about the DOJ complaint -- not about "Islamophobia."

—CNN Deletes Piece on Dearborn ISIS Plot—

Earlier today, CNN cast doubt on the ISIS attack being planned by residents of Dearborn, Michigan, framing it as “Islamophobia.”

Later, the DOJ released a 70-page criminal complaint revealing that Dearborn residents Mohmed Ali and Majed… pic.twitter.com/FXLRok7McU
— Eitan Fischberger (@EFischberger) November 3, 2025

In the UK, there was another Diversity Is Our Strength stabbing murder, and I don't mean the mass casualty attack on the train. These just happen once or twice a week now.

A man is dead, and a nation is seething. The blood-curdling murder on Monday night of Wayne Broadhurst, who stepped out at 5pm to walk his dog and never returned home, has left his neighbours along with millions of his countrymen wondering 'what if?'. What if they had turned a corner as Broadhurst did, only to have a knifeman rain blow after blow down upon them. The killing in Uxbridge, a suburban town in the western reaches of Greater London, speaks to fears that run wide and deep.
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Broadhurst was 49. He was a bin man. He was well known in the community. Two days ago, he was living a normal life. Now he's gone. The suspect is a 22-year-old Afghan national. From what we know, the attack was utterly senseless. The Afghan was chasing a 45-year-old man and a 14-year-old boy when Broadhurst tried to intervene. For that act of instinctual courage, he lost his life. The 45-year-old, meanwhile, has sustained 'life-changing' injuries. The boy got off more lightly. Residents believe the alleged killer had been lodging with the 45-year-old, when he chased his landlord out on to the street. He was tasered at the scene, before being carted off by police.
It was senseless, too, in that it almost certainly could have been avoided. While there is much we do not know, while the law demands we still use 'suspect' and 'alleged' when describing the killer and the crime, we cannot help but notice that it appears to fit an awful pattern. The suspect entered the country illegally, in a lorry, in 2020. Two years later, he was granted asylum and leave to remain. The horror in Uxbridge comes after a long line of murders, terror attacks and rapes committed by those who in any sane nation would never have been here.
There's Lawangeen Abdulrahimzai, who plunged a knife into the heart of aspiring Royal Marine Thomas Roberts, outside a Subway in Bournemouth on 12 March 2022. Abdulrahimzai also came here illegally, also from Afghanistan, fleeing murder charges in Serbia. There's Ahmed Alid, the Moroccan asylum seeker in Hartlepool, who was so inspired by Hamas's exploits on 7 October 2023 that he stabbed his Iranian housemate before murdering a 70-year-old British man on the street. There's Abdul Ezedi, another Afghan, who was granted asylum on his third request, despite racking up two sexual offences here. He threw alkali on a refugee woman and her children on 31 January 2024, before going on the run and killing himself.
Ethiopian national Hadush Kebatu had been in the country just eight days when he sexually assaulted a woman and a 14-year-old girl in the Essex town of Epping in the summer. Kebatu's crimes sparked protests outside the Bell Hotel, where he and hundreds more migrants resided. It also inspired months of unrest outside the nation's migrant hotels. Following his conviction -- and farcical, accidental release last weekend -- Kebatu was finally deported this morning -- proving that the authorities can deport people after all, when they really apply themselves. If only they had got to Abdulrahimzai, or Ezedi, or Alid, a little more promptly -- all of whom similarly arrived in this country illegally, festooned in red flags.

Meanwhile, the Diversity Officer who stabbed a baby to death in Germany has been ruled "not criminally responsible" because who are the dhimmis to judge the princes of Islam?

A regional court in Germany has ruled that Enamullah O., the Afghan asylum seeker who fatally stabbed a two-year-old boy and a 41-year-old man who tried to intervene during a daycare outing in January, was not criminally responsible for his actions and will be permanently confined to a psychiatric hospital.
Presiding judge Karsten Krebs announced the decision on Thursday, stating that the 28-year-old suffered from a severe mental illness at the time of the attack, which rendered him incapable of understanding the nature or wrongfulness of his actions.
"The highly dangerous suspect no longer poses a threat to the public due to his confinement," Krebs said during sentencing.

Sounds like a great reason to allow more unvetted third-world psychopaths, rapists, and murderers in. They're so close to a cancer cure I can smell it.

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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at November 03, 2025 05:22 PM (eB6bb)

2 2nd

Posted by: Thanatopsis at November 03, 2025 05:22 PM (eB6bb)

3 3rd

Posted by: Thanatopsis at November 03, 2025 05:22 PM (eB6bb)

4 Some place

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 03, 2025 05:22 PM (vwL3N)

5 Good afternoon good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2025 05:22 PM (cYBz/)

6 Top 10.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2025 05:24 PM (TN0g+)

7
Once the Muslims spell the 9 billion names of Mohammad will the stars disappear?

Posted by: Auspex at November 03, 2025 05:24 PM (PU21p)

8 Not First! Anguish!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 03, 2025 05:24 PM (v/YwY)

9 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 03, 2025 05:25 PM (rbKZ6)

10 >>>FBI recovered stockpile of weapons from suspects who allegedly planned Detroit-area Halloween terror attack

If "stockpile" is not more than just a Glock and an AR and a couple hundred rounds, I won't be surprised.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2025 05:25 PM (7fz8M)

11 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at November 03, 2025 05:26 PM (c/6Ci)

12 Allah hid the cure to cancer in a Goat Ass.

Sooner or later, these guys will find it.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2025 05:26 PM (UDyAS)

13 Let this be a lesson, kids. Read the content before commenting.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2025 05:26 PM (7fz8M)

14 But they didn't do anything regarding a potential kidnapping of the governor, so this isn't that big of a deal.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 03, 2025 05:27 PM (5yDGQ)

15 >If "stockpile" is not more than just a Glock and an AR and a couple hundred rounds, I won't be surprised.

>>Before they could act, however, authorities served federal search warrants on both men's homes and a storage unit in nearby Inkster, recovering three AR-15-style rifles, two shotguns, four pistols and more than 1,600 rounds of ammunition, along with other evidence including GoPro cameras, tactical vests and other gear.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2025 05:28 PM (viF8m)

16 What is happening to Michigan??

Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2025 05:28 PM (Oy/m2)

17 A song about "Michigan Man" would make a good parody of the "Particle Man" song.

Posted by: Weird Al Yankovic at November 03, 2025 05:28 PM (3d4XO)

18
Moonrise was an hour ago, and I had to check it out.

Nice big beaver on the horizon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2025 05:28 PM (w6EFb)

19 >>>In the UK, there was another Diversity Is Our Strength stabbing murder, and I don't mean the mass casualty attack on the train. These just happen once or twice a week now.

There was a story of an American contractor in Germany facing charges for getting stabby with her diverse sexual healer.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2025 05:28 PM (7fz8M)

20 I wi see if the writer of the CNN piece, named Allaa has a bias? Hmmmm.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 03, 2025 05:29 PM (3qp0C)

21 We need to return the poisoned "blessings of liberty" to their home countries.

But our ruling class doesn't have the desire or the will to do that.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 03, 2025 05:30 PM (aPBRN)

22 What is happening to Michigan??
Posted by: dantesed

A Republic, if you can keep it.

Posted by: Zombie Ben Franklin at November 03, 2025 05:30 PM (u7s6s)

23 I think this was a legit terror plan. I’m not yet 100% convinced, but seems materially more serious than the FBI drunking up some hillbilly retards to LARP a conspiracy to maybe kill the Wicked Witmer of the West.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at November 03, 2025 05:30 PM (C5G8P)

24 Presiding judge Karsten Krebs announced the decision on Thursday, stating that the 28-year-old suffered from a severe mental illness at the time of the attack, which rendered him incapable of understanding the nature or wrongfulness of his actions.

"The highly dangerous suspect no longer poses a threat to the public due to his confinement," Krebs said during sentencing.

Islam IS a mind virus, that by Western Standards, is insane.

We are committing cultural suicide out of 'niceness'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2025 05:30 PM (mP0Kj)

25 It’s almost as if many arabs are subhuman, barely cogent, evil animals.

Amd we keep inviting them in?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2025 05:30 PM (W2Pud)

26 17 A song about "Michigan Man" would make a good parody of the "Particle Man" song.

Posted by: Weird Al Yankovic at November 03, 2025 05:28 PM (3d4XO)

Michigan Man, Michigan Man, Michigan Man beats Roll Tide Man.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2025 05:31 PM (7fz8M)

27 They're so close to a cancer cure I can smell it.

That's not cancer.

Posted by: Dookie Howser, M.D. at November 03, 2025 05:31 PM (v0R5T)

28 We MUST bring in more diversoids to replace those mentioned above. Or else where will we be? Who will pick our crops? Or open interesting stylish restaurants, named "Afghan Laundry"?

Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at November 03, 2025 05:31 PM (s0JqF)

29 21 We need to return the poisoned "blessings of liberty" to their home countries.

But our ruling class doesn't have the desire or the will to do that.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 03, 2025 05:30 PM (aPBRN)

That doesn't reflect well on us.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 03, 2025 05:32 PM (vwL3N)

30 Terrorist plots, terrorist acts, suicide bombings, stabbings, shootings. Day after day. Christian Africans being slaughtered wholesale. But we're the racists, the haters. I read the OP and all i could do was listen to Louis Armstong singing "What a Wonderful World" in my head.

Posted by: mrp at November 03, 2025 05:32 PM (rj6Yv)

31 Nice big beaver on the horizon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Thanks. I just had it stuffed.

Posted by: Jane Spencer at November 03, 2025 05:32 PM (u7s6s)

32 It's so close to being over for CNN. Scott Jennings exit will be the dagger.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at November 03, 2025 05:32 PM (wBaIH)

33 Love all these Muslims taking the name of a guy who took it hard up the ass from a bunch of big-dicked guys in the desert in the middle of the night. Sorta like naming your kid “assfuck.”

Posted by: Elric the Blade at November 03, 2025 05:33 PM (C5G8P)

34 Supposedly the recent stabby-stabby on the train in France occurred over a FIFTEEN minute period.

If no one can bring defensive weapons to bear over a 15 minute span, then you live in a defenseless society and your life is now totally dependent upon the forbearance of strangers that may choose to murder you.

No thanks!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 03, 2025 05:33 PM (HlyYF)

35 22 What is happening to Michigan??
Posted by: dantesed

A Republic, if you can keep it.
Posted by: Zombie Ben Franklin at November 03, 2025 05:30 PM (u7s6s)

Calif Prop 50. Calif passed a CA Constitutional Amendment on how to do redistricting.

Prop 50 does not CHANGE that amendment, its a vote to IGNORE that Constitutional Amendment, for the next 6 years.

So, a VOTE to ignore the Constitution... pure Democracy subverting the Republic.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2025 05:33 PM (mP0Kj)

36 "Once the Muslims spell the 9 billion names of Mohammad will the stars disappear?"

A fair Arthur C. Clarke reference, but IIRC, it was the Buddhists who were trying to write down the names and I think it was only nine million.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 03, 2025 05:33 PM (v/YwY)

37 I'm shocked! Shocked I say!! that murderous Islamists are murderous!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2025 05:33 PM (cYBz/)

38 We need to change the death penalty to include the mentally ill. The act leads to punishment.

And make it easier for judicial killing, which is slightly better than vigilante killing.

UK wants its citizenry dead, but then the UK officials will be killed. But not Islam. They look ready to win it all.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2025 05:34 PM (u82oZ)

39 Willowed:

283 164 Didnt watch the video. Whats Moochelle complaining about now?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at November 03, 2025 04:53 PM (wBaIH)

She's upset because when she said, "Look at me! I'm black!" we looked at her and she was black.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at November 03, 2025 05:31 PM (0FiOo)

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at November 03, 2025 05:34 PM (0FiOo)

40 Simple Simon met a knifeman going to the fair.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2025 05:34 PM (pkeXY)

41 12 Allah hid the cure to cancer in a Goat Ass.

Sooner or later, these guys will find it.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2025 05:26 PM

The goats: "Hey, we said you could LOOK for the cure!"

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 03, 2025 05:34 PM (HlyYF)

42 I completely understand why people would be dubious of anything that came from the FBI generically but I do not get why people are so down on Kash and Bongino. They got tossed into a giant pile of dogshit and are trying to clean it up, maybe not perfect or as fast as people want but why would anyone think they are corrupt?

Both have come out and made statements that this was the real deal. I see no reason why they would lie about a couple of radical muslims planning a terror attack.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2025 05:34 PM (viF8m)

43 Whoops! My bad! It was 9 billion.

When I am not First! I get discombobulated.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 03, 2025 05:35 PM (v/YwY)

44 I hope that one day we as a culture realize that there are a group of people who are incompatible with Western-style democracy/republicanism and that we take those people and expel them back to the shithole countries from which they hailed.

I'm also not holding my breath.

Posted by: ballistic at November 03, 2025 05:35 PM (5aZAZ)

45 21 We need to return the poisoned "blessings of liberty" to their home countries.

But our ruling class doesn't have the desire or the will to do that.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 03, 2025 05:30 PM (aPBRN)

Britain is hitting the wall on all of this. I've heard of an actual "crusades" movement now. The ruling class, whether they know it or not, is bringing it about.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 03, 2025 05:35 PM (WHfpM)

46 If you aren't Islamic you're an infidel. An infidel must be killed , converted or enslaved. There is nothing to be phobic about, it is looking at the issue rationally.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 03, 2025 05:36 PM (Sm0sq)

47
According the Daily Mail, Prince Randy Andy threw a party for Epstein and Ghislaine at Sandringham back in 2000. According to leaks by staff now, the aftermath looked like a Diddy party -- tons of lube.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2025 05:36 PM (w6EFb)

48 Before they could act, however, authorities served federal search warrants on both men's homes and a storage unit in nearby Inkster, recovering three AR-15-style rifles, two shotguns, four pistols and more than 1,600 rounds of ammunition, along with other evidence including GoPro cameras, tactical vests and other gear.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2025 05:28 PM (viF8m)

Sounds like my garage, actually.

Hi, Bob from NSA.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at November 03, 2025 05:36 PM (0FiOo)

49 A regional court in Germany has ruled that Enamullah O., the Afghan asylum seeker who fatally stabbed a two-year-old boy and a 41-year-old man who tried to intervene during a daycare outing in January, was not criminally responsible for his actions and will be permanently confined to a psychiatric hospital.

Imwould.sentence him to just ten minutes with a knotted sheet, and an open rafter.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2025 05:36 PM (2WIwB)

50 The stabbing was over in a matter of seconds, so really it wasn't that traumatic for the victims.

Posted by: East German judge gives it a 3.1 at November 03, 2025 05:37 PM (TbWk/)

51 Supposedly the recent stabby-stabby on the train in France occurred over a FIFTEEN minute period.

If no one can bring defensive weapons to bear over a 15 minute span, then you live in a defenseless society and your life is now totally dependent upon the forbearance of strangers that may choose to murder you.

No thanks!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 03, 2025 05:33 PM (HlyYF)

Was that the one where someone was taking video of the attacker delivering about 5-6 knife blows.

I non-hyperbollically lose track.

WTF? Gotta get those likes, I guess.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2025 05:37 PM (7fz8M)

52
btw, isn't "Spring" supposed to be capitalized? Nice writing, shitbum.
No.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent

ah, ya it is.

Just like November is capitalized.

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at November 03, 2025 05:37 PM (hzWzl)

53 Sefton and I talked with Robert Spencer on our latest podcast about the easy claim of insanity so as not to blame the real culprit...Islam

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (Flying the American Flag!) at November 03, 2025 05:38 PM (FNnr1)

54 47
According the Daily Mail, Prince Randy Andy threw a party for Epstein and Ghislaine at Sandringham back in 2000. According to leaks by staff now, the aftermath looked like a Diddy party -- tons of lube.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2025 05:36 PM (w6EFb)

Dude needs to get a damned job so he doesn't have that kind of free time, honestly.

Pervert.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at November 03, 2025 05:38 PM (0FiOo)

55 Calif Prop 50. Calif passed a CA Constitutional Amendment on how to do redistricting.

Prop 50 does not CHANGE that amendment, its a vote to IGNORE that Constitutional Amendment, for the next 6 years.

So, a VOTE to ignore the Constitution... pure Democracy subverting the Republic.
Posted by: Romeo13

I voted No for all the good it will do. I heard a rumor (can't verify) that in some counties, the way that the mail-in ballots and their return envelopes were designed, that 'No' votes could be easily seen from the outside, and those ballots being round-filed.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 03, 2025 05:39 PM (u7s6s)

56
What's happening in Michigan is Gretchen Whitmer being exposed for graft while filming lesbian Eucharist porn and bragging about liking the butt stuff.

I pity anybody planning on abducting that.

Posted by: Auspex at November 03, 2025 05:39 PM (Dtohe)

57 46 If you aren't Islamic you're an infidel. An infidel must be killed , converted or enslaved. There is nothing to be phobic about, it is looking at the issue rationally.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 03, 2025 05:36 PM (Sm0sq)

This has been common or at least widely available knowledge for a generation. And we've not only done next to nothing about it but used lawsuits to stop or slander anybody who tried (ask Pamela Gellar). We can't even shut down CAIR or the Muslim Brotherhood, even after the Holy Land Foundation trial.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 03, 2025 05:39 PM (WHfpM)

58 A song about "Michigan Man" would make a good parody of the "Particle Man" song.

Pat Gray of the Glenn Beck corral did hilarious parodies of songs when he was a DJ in Houston. I bet he could do "Michigan Man" to the tune of 'The Edmond Fitzgerald' or 'Stairway to Heaven'.

Posted by: DanMan at November 03, 2025 05:39 PM (8uzBS)

59 So Snuffy Ali and Jim-Bob Mahmoud up to no good agin?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 03, 2025 05:39 PM (36PRH)

60 53 Sefton and I talked with Robert Spencer on our latest podcast about the easy claim of insanity so as not to blame the real culprit...Islam
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (Flying the American Flag!) at November 03, 2025 05:38 PM (FNnr1)

Islam IS insanity. They are hardly mutually exclusive.

And I still want to know what's in it for the ladies. Nobody has ever explained that to me satisfactorily. I guess all the inbreeding leads to a lack of rational thinking, but were I a Muslim woman, I would be so gone from all of that crap.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at November 03, 2025 05:40 PM (0FiOo)

61
You say insane
I say Islam

Posted by: fd at November 03, 2025 05:40 PM (vFG9F)

62 We need to return the poisoned "blessings of liberty" to their home countries.

But our ruling class doesn't have the desire or the will to do that.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 03, 2025 05:30 PM (aPBRN)

Britain is hitting the wall on all of this. I've heard of an actual "crusades" movement now. The ruling class, whether they know it or not, is bringing it about.

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But they have no guns.

Of course, we have all the guns imaginable and stood quietly as our Constitution was abused during Covid.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2025 05:40 PM (TN0g+)

63 You say insane
I say Islam
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Let's call the whole thing off!

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2025 05:41 PM (TN0g+)

64 12 Allah hid the cure to cancer in a Goat Ass

I switched it with a donkey in Watchfield. We'll see if anyone notices.

Posted by: Allaah ar-Rahmaan ar-Raheem at November 03, 2025 05:42 PM (gKWVE)

65 > recovering three AR-15-style rifles, two shotguns, four pistols and more than 1,600 rounds of ammunition

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To be fair: a typical day at the range with the family.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 03, 2025 05:42 PM (1Nv0l)

66 I'm writing a short story where AntiFa, ISIS, Jihadists, didn't do notings, and the woke leave their homes to try and overrun the White House.

About 2 million in an extended human wave attack.

Can the defense hold, or will they run out of ammo?

The Marine Barracks at 6th and I helps, but battalion sized combat units are further away.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2025 05:42 PM (u82oZ)

67 63 You say insane
I say Islam
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Let's call the whole thing off!

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2025 05:41 PM (TN0g+)

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Dang it.

Posted by: El Cid at November 03, 2025 05:42 PM (36PRH)

68 But they have no guns.

Of course, we have all the guns imaginable and stood quietly as our Constitution was abused during Covid.
Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2025 05:40 PM (TN0g+)

I expect there are several if not more farmers who do, indeed, have guns. I can't imagine everyone giving them up just because. But then, I'm not British.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at November 03, 2025 05:42 PM (0FiOo)

69 "...three AR-15-style rifles, two shotguns, four pistols and more than 1,600 rounds of ammunition..."

Also known as my downstairs closet

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 03, 2025 05:43 PM (xcxpd)

70 52
btw, isn't "Spring" supposed to be capitalized? Nice writing, shitbum.
No.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent

ah, ya it is.

Just like November is capitalized.
Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at November 03, 2025 05:37 PM (hzWzl)

capitalization of proper nouns just is not a thing anymore

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 03, 2025 05:43 PM (vwL3N)

71 We need to change the death penalty to include the mentally ill. The act leads to punishment.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Yes - My test is, 'Is the accused a thread to society?'

I lean towards life in prison for them but no chance at parole or early release. 'Time off for good behavior' - oh please! He acted good in the slammer?! Wow! Pretty low bar there.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2025 05:44 PM (cYBz/)

72 Islam IS insanity.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at November 03, 2025 05:40 PM (0FiOo)

From our perspective, it may be, but Islam is absolutely not insanity. It is a rational frame of mind based on what they learn for their entire lives. These people are not crazy. They are logical, and rational.

That we refuse to see that and instead hide behind the claim of insanity is one of the reasons why we are in the current predicament.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (Flying the American Flag!) at November 03, 2025 05:44 PM (FNnr1)

73 "A nation is seething".

LOL

Posted by: rhomboid at November 03, 2025 05:44 PM (U/Byj)

74 But they have no guns.

Of course, we have all the guns imaginable and stood quietly as our Constitution was abused during Covid.
Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2025 05:40 PM (TN0g+)

And nothing was done during the 2020 coup.
That killed any belief I had in Americans standing up to tyranny using all these guns we own.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 03, 2025 05:44 PM (xcxpd)

75 This is Pure Michigan Man.

Posted by: Jeff Daniels at November 03, 2025 05:44 PM (4DY5T)

76 But we may never know the motivations.

Until we do.

Years later.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 03, 2025 05:45 PM (Q4IgG)

77 Pat Gray of the Glenn Beck corral did hilarious parodies of songs when he was a DJ in Houston. I bet he could do "Michigan Man" to the tune of 'The Edmond Fitzgerald' or 'Stairway to Heaven'.
Posted by: DanMan at November 03, 2025 05:39 PM (8uzBS)

Pat Gray was way funnier than Glenn, even before Glenn got all weird and broken. Gray's impersonation of Arlen Specter made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Antisocial Media Influencer at November 03, 2025 05:46 PM (0aYVJ)

78 capitalization of proper nouns just is not a thing anymore
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That's annoying, grammatically questionable and uncivilized.

/....Jaws theme plays

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2025 05:46 PM (TN0g+)

79 But we may never know the motivations.

Until we do.

Years later.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

By then it will be 'a good thing'(TM).

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 03, 2025 05:46 PM (u7s6s)

80 70 52
btw, isn't "Spring" supposed to be capitalized? Nice writing, shitbum.
No.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent

ah, ya it is.

Just like November is capitalized.
Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at November 03, 2025 05:37 PM (hzWzl)

capitalization of proper nouns just is not a thing anymore

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 03, 2025 05:43 PM (vwL3N)
----
(Hope I'm not opening a can of worms...)

I noticed Microsoft Word is telling me it's wrong to put a comma before "but" in a sentence now. Is that also just not a thing any more? It seems to me like a very "death by a thousand cuts" rationale for destroying written English.

Posted by: El Cid at November 03, 2025 05:47 PM (36PRH)

81 They are Michigan men like I am a modern Briton...

Posted by: sven at November 03, 2025 05:47 PM (MUJd1)

82 And I still want to know what's in it for the ladies. Nobody has ever explained that to me satisfactorily. I guess all the inbreeding leads to a lack of rational thinking, but were I a Muslim woman, I would be so gone from all of that crap.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at November 03, 2025 05:40 PM (0FiOo)

You say that but you're speaking from the mindset of an American western woman. If you were a Muslim, you would be indoctrinated into Islam and not have that mindset. And if you did get a wild hair and decide to buck the system you'd end up 1) beaten, 2) with acid in your face, 3) raped, 4) murdered, or 5) all of the above.

Posted by: Easy to say with no Sharia squads around at November 03, 2025 05:48 PM (TbWk/)

83 73 "A nation is seething".

LOL

Posted by: rhomboid at November 03, 2025 05:44 PM (U/Byj)
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Or, "a nation is clenching."

Posted by: El Cid at November 03, 2025 05:48 PM (36PRH)

84 63 You say insane
I say Islam
Let's call the whole thing off!
Posted by: Crusader

Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire singing that ditty while dancing wearing roller skates was the peak of western civilization.

Posted by: Auspex at November 03, 2025 05:49 PM (Dtohe)

85 Capitalization of proper nouns is certainly still a thing. Capitalization of common nouns has grown less and less common over the last 150 years - and it's a relatively late casualty of the drift away from German conventions. Some older people still do it, but it's rare even among the over-80 set these days.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 05:49 PM (BI5O2)

86 I noticed Microsoft Word is telling me it's wrong to put a comma before "but" in a sentence now. Is that also just not a thing any more? It seems to me like a very "death by a thousand cuts" rationale for destroying written English.

Posted by: El Cid at November 03, 2025 05:47 PM (36PRH)

Comma before "but" when it is used as a conjunction.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2025 05:49 PM (7fz8M)

87 From our perspective, it may be, but Islam is absolutely not insanity. It is a rational frame of mind based on what they learn for their entire lives. These people are not crazy. They are logical, and rational.

That we refuse to see that and instead hide behind the claim of insanity is one of the reasons why we are in the current predicament.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (Flying the American Flag!) at November 03, 2025 05:44 PM (FNnr1)

Islam is a heresy of Catholicism. It removed all of the personal agency and replaced it with submission to an irrational "God." So long as a Muslim prays five times a day, he is good to go. Paradise awaits. Sin is hardly recognized, and anything can be rationalized because their "God" is unknowable. There is nothing truly logical about any of their beliefs. That is why it is okay to lie, cheat, steal, murder, rape, and beat women. It is all fine so long as the men lift their asses in the air repeatedly.

You might check out Hillaire Belloc on the topic. His book is The Great Heresies.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at November 03, 2025 05:49 PM (0FiOo)

88 For what it's worth there's a flashy move in hockey called The Michigan.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 03, 2025 05:49 PM (kTd/k)

89
There was a story of an American contractor in Germany facing charges for getting stabby with her diverse sexual healer.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2025 05:28 PM (7fz8M)

She was a 20 year old American on a train in Kaiserslautern when a 64 year old afghan refugee grabbed her rear end. Allegedly, of course. She whirled around with a pocket knife to defend herself and got him in the heart, and he died. She's now facing 10 years in jail for defending herself.

Avoid Germany and UK like the plagues they have become.

Posted by: moki at November 03, 2025 05:50 PM (wLjpr)

90 Jesus Freakin Congress@TheJFreakinC
ICE agents shot a man in the back…
Simply because he tried to warn them they were right next to a bus stop, and children would be arriving soon.
They pulled their guns on him, so he went to drive away, and they shot him in the back.

-
And now for the rest of the story.

Tricia McLaughlin, a spokesperson for the Department of Homeland Security, said at the time that Jimenez had “attempted to run officers over by reversing directly at them without stopping” and that the shots were “defensive.”

-
And, of course . . .

Jimenez, 25, was charged in federal court with assault on a federal officer. A judge released him on bond Friday.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 03, 2025 05:50 PM (L/fGl)

91 "...three AR-15-style rifles, two shotguns, four pistols and more than 1,600 rounds of ammunition..."

Also known as my downstairs closet
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 03, 2025 05:43 PM (xcxpd)

Yup.
While the ammo number seems low, thats just a closet, eight?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2025 05:50 PM (2WIwB)

92 "Michigan men". They may as well say these guys are members of the Chippewa tribe - they live in a territory that used to be controlled by that polity.

If a 6-5 300lb ex-con called Spike decides he'd rather be called Daisy then these reporters will insist on calling him Daisy, and they'll say that all that matters is his self-conception and it's simple human decency to refer to people as they choose. But I'll bet these Arab Muslims identify as nothing other than Arab Muslims, yet the news deadnames them as "Michigan men".

Posted by: bgates at November 03, 2025 05:51 PM (DwATQ)

93 To be fair: a typical day at the range with the family.

==

You bring GoPro cameras too ?

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2025 05:51 PM (g47mK)

94 I am hoping the Eff Bee Eye play game of getting people to commit crimes is over.

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2025 05:51 PM (+qU29)

95 Fortunately, there are now tons of alternate resources away from terrorist sympathizing media like CNN.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2025 05:52 PM (n5tGW)

96 She was a 20 year old American on a train in Kaiserslautern when a 64 year old afghan refugee grabbed her rear end. Allegedly, of course. She whirled around with a pocket knife to defend herself and got him in the heart, and he died. She's now facing 10 years in jail for defending herself.

Avoid Germany and UK like the plagues they have become.
Posted by: moki at November 03, 2025 05:50 PM (wLjpr)

That sucks because those are places I wanted to visit before I die. Now visiting one of those places could result in my death.

Posted by: I'm just not allowed to have nice things at November 03, 2025 05:52 PM (TbWk/)

97 They amended the jihadi manual , GoPro is a must.

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2025 05:52 PM (g47mK)

98 eight?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2025 05:50 PM (2WIwB)

Right?

Spoopid texting.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2025 05:52 PM (2WIwB)

99 One week from today is the 50th anniversary of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. How is everyone planning to commemorate the occasion?

Posted by: No Lightfoot, No Peace at November 03, 2025 05:52 PM (oftw2)

100 How is everyone planning to commemorate the occasion?
Posted by: No Lightfoot, No Peace at November 03, 2025 05:52 PM (oftw2)

Tragic canoe accident, I'm sure.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at November 03, 2025 05:53 PM (0FiOo)

101 99 One week from today is the 50th anniversary of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. How is everyone planning to commemorate the occasion?

Posted by: No Lightfoot, No Peace at November 03, 2025 05:52 PM (oftw2)
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With an earworm of a song, played in a loop, of course.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 03, 2025 05:53 PM (36PRH)

102 I'm so glad we have top men in-charge.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 03, 2025 05:53 PM (abIsI)

103 99 One week from today is the 50th anniversary of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. How is everyone planning to commemorate the occasion?
Posted by: No Lightfoot, No Peace at November 03, 2025 05:52 PM (oftw2)

Breaking out the old 12-string

Posted by: Something something Gitche Gumee at November 03, 2025 05:54 PM (TbWk/)

104 One week from today is the 50th anniversary of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. How is everyone planning to commemorate the occasion?

Posted by: No Lightfoot, No Peace at November 03, 2025 05:52 PM (oftw2)

*taps the Giv-o-Shit meter*
Nothing.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2025 05:55 PM (2WIwB)

105 >>To be fair: a typical day at the range with the family.

To be fair, the 9/11 terrorists were only armed with box cutters. Just like grocery store clerks. And the British Man just had a knife.

When did we forget radical muslims want to kill us?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2025 05:55 PM (viF8m)

106 96 She was a 20 year old American on a train in Kaiserslautern when a 64 year old afghan refugee grabbed her rear end. Allegedly, of course. She whirled around with a pocket knife to defend herself and got him in the heart, and he died. She's now facing 10 years in jail for defending herself.

Avoid Germany and UK like the plagues they have become.
Posted by: moki at November 03, 2025 05:50 PM (wLjpr)

That sucks because those are places I wanted to visit before I die. Now visiting one of those places could result in my death.

Posted by: I'm just not allowed to have nice things at November 03, 2025 05:52 PM (TbWk/)
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Common data point in all places is public transport... avoid. If you go rent a car, and don't open the doors for anyone.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 03, 2025 05:56 PM (36PRH)

107 Pat Gray of the Glenn Beck corral did hilarious parodies of songs when he was a DJ in Houston. I bet he could do "Michigan Man" to the tune of 'The Edmond Fitzgerald' or 'Stairway to Heaven'.
Posted by: DanMan

Michigan ma-han
Stay away from me
Michigan ma-han
Muzzie, let me be
Don't come hangin' round my door
I don't wanna see your face no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time growin' old with you

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 03, 2025 05:56 PM (L/fGl)

108 I didn't like the Whitmer "assassins" being entrapped,
nor do I like it here.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 03, 2025 05:56 PM (dtajH)

109 "Michigan Men"

You know, when I said that decades ago, I didn't mean this, dammit!!

Posted by: zombie Bo Schembachler at November 03, 2025 05:56 PM (sAmhv)

110 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2025 05:57 PM (SRRAx)

111 "When did we forget radical muslims want to kill us?"

When it's convenient? When you can bash people for not being as perfect as the commentator is? When you have a agenda?

What do I win?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 03, 2025 05:57 PM (89Sog)

112 Jimenez, 25, was charged in federal court with assault on a federal officer. A judge released him on bond Friday.
-------

Interesting that in the first few stories I read of this, not a one of them name the judge who released him on bond.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2025 05:58 PM (TN0g+)

113 Islam is a heresy of Catholicism.

Shiism seems to owe a lot to the Church of the East, yes. The hierarchy, the mysticism, the cult of martyrdom.
Sunnism owes more to Judaism though.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 03, 2025 05:58 PM (gKWVE)

114 I am hoping the Eff Bee Eye play game of getting people to commit crimes is over.

Muslims need to be entrapped to commit crimes? Anyway, the Biden FBI would never have done anything that might make Islam look bad.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2025 05:59 PM (nAs10)

115 Singer Donna Jean Godchaux passed away today age 78. Sang back up for Elvis and is in the Rock and Roll HOF as a member of the Grateful Dead from 72-79.

Posted by: Ramble On Rose at November 03, 2025 05:59 PM (oftw2)

116 I was remembering the date of the Wreck to when I was 13, was 15 so guess thats more reason that read a big article on it in the newspaper.

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2025 05:59 PM (+qU29)

117 /all this is after Sunnism and Shiism formed as coherent mindsets
when the Arabs first went out to conquer, it was probably not much thought out beyond "we get booty!".

Posted by: gKWVE at November 03, 2025 05:59 PM (gKWVE)

118 One week from today is the 50th anniversary of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. How is everyone planning to commemorate the occasion?
Posted by: No Lightfoot, No Peace at November 03, 2025 05:52 PM (oftw2)

Breaking out the old 12-string
---------

1. The electric guitar recorded on that song is the single most annoying aspect of the song. Somebody should have just ditched that piece of the tape.

2. Wikipedia's page for the actual Wreck is really, really good. It has LOTS of historical detail and is a great read.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2025 06:00 PM (TN0g+)

119 104 One week from today is the 50th anniversary of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. How is everyone planning to commemorate the occasion?

Posted by: No Lightfoot, No Peace at November 03, 2025 05:52 PM (oftw2)

*taps the Giv-o-Shit meter*
Nothing.

Posted by: Diogenes

Go sailing on Lake Superior!! (flips off the gales of November)

/s (Not a fan of boats. I'm not even going to sail the Potomac)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 03, 2025 06:00 PM (sAmhv)

120 Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at November 03, 2025 05:49 PM (0FiOo)

Islam is a revolutionary political philosophy that uses an ersatz religion to control its adherents.

Islam created a narrow and twisted (from our perspective) world view to justify its barbarity.

But the rules make sense to its adherents, so no insanity is required.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (Flying the American Flag!) at November 03, 2025 06:01 PM (FNnr1)

121 Muslims don't need prodding to commit crimes, it's in their Koran to do so.

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2025 06:01 PM (+qU29)

122 good one Anonosaurous Wrecks...speaking of Wrecks, Rex "Wrecks" Bell of the Old Quarter in Galveston died over the weekend. He played behind Townes Van Zandt back in the day. His music bar was a cool retreat on the Strand.

Posted by: DanMan at November 03, 2025 06:01 PM (8uzBS)

123 >> How is everyone planning to commemorate the occasion?

Well, I can't feed ya. Too rough.

Posted by: The Old Cook at November 03, 2025 06:01 PM (w6EFb)

124 Gordon Lightfoot. Nothing against the guy, I'm sure he's a nice enough dude. But damn. His music is like nachos, it's so corny and cheesy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 06:02 PM (BI5O2)

125
So tired of hearing the term "islamaphobia".

Fuck their Islam and their death worshiping cult.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 03, 2025 06:02 PM (IifOV)

126
If there's anything where fear is rational, and quite justified, it's Islam.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2025 06:03 PM (w6EFb)

127 Islam is a revolutionary political philosophy that uses an ersatz religion to control its adherents.

Islam created a narrow and twisted (from our perspective) world view to justify its barbarity.

But the rules make sense to its adherents, so no insanity is required.
--------

And whether Mo even existed is in serious doubt--he seems to be more a composite character than an actual being. One piece of evidence supporting his lack of actual existence is that there seems to be a paucity of references to him from secular sources from his historical contemporaries.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2025 06:03 PM (TN0g+)

128 >>Singer Donna Jean Godchaux passed away today age 78.

How she managed to be the worst vocalist in that band will require decades of study.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2025 06:05 PM (UDyAS)

129 The charges come after Amir Makled, a lawyer for Ali, who was arrested Friday...

_________________________

I'm beginning to think Journalism is not receiving the cream of the crop as far as students or educators go.

So. Whom shall we assume was arrested? Was it Amir Makled? Was it the lawyer? Professional journalists, presumably at the top of the news food chain, and they write stuff that would get the red line through it in a Junior High English class.

Posted by: Orson at November 03, 2025 06:05 PM (dIske)

130
Yeah, I always laughed off the term homophobia... "what are they gonna do," I said, "bust into my house and make everything look like a nightclub while I'm at work?"

But then I found out they had a worldwide kidfucking agenda, and I'm not laughing anymore. It's no phobia. These butt-spelunkers mean business.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 06:05 PM (BI5O2)

131 85 Capitalization of proper nouns is certainly still a thing. Capitalization of common nouns has grown less and less common over the last 150 years - and it's a relatively late casualty of the drift away from German conventions. Some older people still do it, but it's rare even among the over-80 set these days.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 05:49 PM (BI5O2)

You haven't read a book in quite awhile. Or a recently published one at least. They rarely, if ever, capitalize proper nouns.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 03, 2025 06:05 PM (vwL3N)

132 The idiocy that Islam causes was so evident that a group was pressured to stop publishing a map. An international group of patent and copyright professionals met every ten years. They would publish a map with dots for all the patents and where they were produced. USA, Europe, Japan South Korea etc had thousands each. In the Middle East only Israel had a bunch of dots. The Muslim countries had almost none. They stopped publishing the map during the reign of Barky I

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 03, 2025 06:05 PM (Sm0sq)

133 The Bee takes on the slaughter of Christians in Nigeria...

Nigerian President Promises To End Genocide If Trump Sends Upfront Fee Of $5,000 In Amazon Gift Cards

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2025 06:06 PM (YB/WK)

134 Crusader: Raymond Ibrahim argues that the Zutt story is evidence that Muhammad was real, because who'd make up a story that a Prophet got tag teamed by a crew of Punjabis and Ethiopians.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 03, 2025 06:06 PM (gKWVE)

135 108 I didn't like the Whitmer "assassins" being entrapped,
nor do I like it here.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 03, 2025 05:56 PM

I don't approve of true entrapment by LEOs, but how fricking stupid are these people that get caught in assassination plots, or murder for hire to kill your husband?

Step 1.) Decide you are going to commit a murder.

Step 2.) Talk to complete strangers about a crime that will certainly land you in jail ... even if you are just talking to a normie!

Actually, while typing out my sarcasm, I just realized that is probably exactly what happens. Someone reports to the police that this drunk lady is offering $10,000 to anyone that will kill her husband, and THEN the cops get somebody to wear a wire and get the dumb conspirator on tape.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 03, 2025 06:06 PM (HlyYF)

136 127 Islam is a revolutionary political philosophy that uses an ersatz religion to control its adherents.

Islam created a narrow and twisted (from our perspective) world view to justify its barbarity.

But the rules make sense to its adherents, so no insanity is required.
--------

And whether Mo even existed is in serious doubt--he seems to be more a composite character than an actual being. One piece of evidence supporting his lack of actual existence is that there seems to be a paucity of references to him from secular sources from his historical contemporaries.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2025 06:03 PM (TN0g+)
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I bet they were all named Mohamed though.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 03, 2025 06:07 PM (36PRH)

137 I'm hearing the gayz in Houston are covering everything in rainbows since Abbott ordered crosswalks cleared of that shit

Posted by: DanMan at November 03, 2025 06:07 PM (8uzBS)

138 One week from today is the 50th anniversary of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. How is everyone planning to commemorate the occasion?
Posted by: No Lightfoot, No Peace at

Run my cigarette boat overloaded with coke?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 03, 2025 06:08 PM (DsA2n)

139 104 One week from today is the 50th anniversary of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. How is everyone planning to commemorate the occasion?

Posted by: No Lightfoot, No Peace at November 03, 2025 05:52 PM

I watch video about Bruce Hudson's 1974 Dodge Challenger. He was the youngest crew mate to perish on the Fitz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cc3DVM2uJw

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 03, 2025 06:08 PM (IifOV)

140
So. Whom shall we assume was arrested? Was it Amir Makled? Was it the lawyer? Professional journalists, presumably at the top of the news food chain, and they write stuff that would get the red line through it in a Junior High English class.
Posted by: Orson at November 03, 2025 06:05 PM (dIske)

Way back in the day, a young Cow Demon was told by his father that he should read newspapers because of their use of grammar if nothing else. That, and when watching the news, the newscasters knew what they were doing with the language because they had to know it inside and out in order to do what they were doing.

Well, maybe once upon a time but now, not so much.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 03, 2025 06:08 PM (vwL3N)

141
"Michigan Man."

I was in the audience at the Peninsular Club last century when MSU coach Daryl Rogers defined that as a "Arrogant Asshole from Ann Arbor."

Posted by: Auspex at November 03, 2025 06:08 PM (Fg64+)

142 139 104 One week from today is the 50th anniversary of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. How is everyone planning to commemorate the occasion?

Posted by: No Lightfoot, No Peace at November 03, 2025 05:52 PM

I watch video about Bruce Hudson's 1974 Dodge Challenger. He was the youngest crew mate to perish on the Fitz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cc3DVM2uJw
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 03, 2025 06:08 PM (IifOV)

Well, you HAVE to break out some Gordon Lightfoot for the occasion of course.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 03, 2025 06:09 PM (vwL3N)

143 How she managed to be the worst vocalist in that band will require decades of study.

on point

Posted by: DanMan at November 03, 2025 06:09 PM (8uzBS)

144
RIP Diane Ladd. She was 89.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2025 06:10 PM (w6EFb)

145 142 139 104 One week from today is the 50th anniversary of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. How is everyone planning to commemorate the occasion?

Posted by: No Lightfoot, No Peace at November 03, 2025 05:52 PM

I watch video about Bruce Hudson's 1974 Dodge Challenger. He was the youngest crew mate to perish on the Fitz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cc3DVM2uJw
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 03, 2025 06:08 PM (IifOV)

Well, you HAVE to break out some Gordon Lightfoot for the occasion of course.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 03, 2025 06:09 PM (vwL3N)

------
Light-FEET!

Posted by: That fat hobbit from Fellowship of the Ring at November 03, 2025 06:10 PM (36PRH)

146
You haven't read a book in quite awhile. Or a recently published one at least. They rarely, if ever, capitalize proper nouns.
Posted by: Cow Demon at November 03, 2025 06:05 PM (vwL3N)

????

Look all over this blog.

Take this passage from a comment close before this one:

"The idiocy that Islam causes was so evident that a group was pressured to stop publishing a map. An international group of patent and copyright professionals met every ten years. They would publish a map with dots for all the patents and where they were produced. USA, Europe, Japan South Korea etc had thousands each. In the Middle East only Israel had a bunch of dots. The Muslim countries had almost none."

Islam, USA, Europe, Japan, South Korea, Middle East, Israel, Middle East & and Muslim - specific people, places and and ideas are all capped.

causes, map, group, patent, copyright, professionals, years, dots, they, bunch, countries - the common nouns - are uncapped.

This is the prevailing convention in written English.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 06:12 PM (BI5O2)

147 One week from today is the 50th anniversary of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. How is everyone planning to commemorate the occasion?

Posted by: No Lightfoot, No Peace

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Depends whether the gales of November come early or not.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 03, 2025 06:12 PM (1Nv0l)

148 82 Posted by: Easy to say with no Sharia squads around at November 03, 2025 05:48 PM (TbWk/)

Not my experience with 09Ls in the Army. The Muslim females who joined US forces tended to end their cousin marriages, were rather shamed by them to the point I had to explain that three generations ago the same thing was distressingly normal in rural American and Canadian locations. They are not going to be western women, but they are also not going to deconstruct the definition of "woman."

Posted by: sven at November 03, 2025 06:13 PM (MUJd1)

149 >>How she managed to be the worst vocalist in that band will require decades of study.

It's simple. Keith. They were a package deal.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2025 06:13 PM (viF8m)

150
Remember after the '22 elections the Fake News immediately declared Trump's influence was officially over because Republicans didn't win as big as expected?

Remember how the Fake News shitbums didn't say nothing about obama after '24?

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at November 03, 2025 06:13 PM (hzWzl)

151
Diane Lane is mortadella?

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at November 03, 2025 06:15 PM (hzWzl)

152 Losing two celebrity ladies, Godchaux and Ladd, in one day must mean the shutdown is beginning to become lethal. I went food shopping and noticed no looters, though, unless someone misswiped a can of beans at the self-checkout.

Posted by: Old Yeller at November 03, 2025 06:15 PM (oftw2)

153
Diane Ladd, she was in all the movies you never wanted to see, such as Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore.

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at November 03, 2025 06:15 PM (hzWzl)

154 oops, Lane

Posted by: Old Yeller at November 03, 2025 06:16 PM (oftw2)

155
Diane Ladd was in a movie that really creeped me out as a kid. I can't remember what it was.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 03, 2025 06:17 PM (IifOV)

156 Well, victory legitimizes.

It is something you want and why you spread tales of heroism, selflessness or bravery. You want your guys to be thinking, 'wow, that could be me.' You want him to go out and BE that guy.

It can also be used by evil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2025 06:18 PM (zZu0s)

157
She was also married to Bruce Dern. Their daughter is Laura Dern.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2025 06:18 PM (w6EFb)

158 Diane Lane is mortadella?
Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything

And Gabbagone too!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2025 06:18 PM (cYBz/)

159 This is the prevailing convention in written English.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 06:12 PM (BI5O2)

That's nice; WE do these things HERE. Do me a favor. Grab a book from recent times. Say, published from about 2000 onwards. Read it. And try telling me the same thing.

You are simply telling me that either you don't read (and when I say that I mean you are perfectly literate, but simply don't read on your own much, say, outside AoS), or that you DO read and the books you read are older. (And clearly you read here because you are citing this blog as an indicator that all is well in the world of English writing.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 03, 2025 06:19 PM (vwL3N)

160
Bruce Dern is mort?

They're dropping like flies, today.

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at November 03, 2025 06:19 PM (hzWzl)

161 Islamophobia.... I'm sorry, but I am no longer going to pretend that being afraid of those who want to kill you is a bad thing.

Islamophobia is a synonym for survival skills.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 03, 2025 06:19 PM (vYgDJ)

162 >>It's simple. Keith. They were a package deal.

It was a terrible package. Really.

Keith didn't bring much that another keyboardist couldn't bring. And Donna was the worst.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2025 06:19 PM (UDyAS)

163 So tired of hearing the term "islamaphobia".

Is there "christianphobia?"

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 03, 2025 06:20 PM (v/YwY)

164 here late
so the thread went from terror attack thwarted, to Laura Dern

Posted by: Don Black at November 03, 2025 06:20 PM (AOsQT)

165 nood

quickies

Posted by: banana Dream at November 03, 2025 06:20 PM (3uBP9)

166 She was also married to Bruce Dern. Their daughter is Laura Dern.
Posted by: publius

B. Dern was in a bunch of films I love but my favorite was Silent Running.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2025 06:21 PM (cYBz/)

167 ***Mohmed Ali, of Dearborn, Michigan, and Majed Mahmoud are accused--- >
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First time non-White accused of such conspiracy. Otherwise it sounds like the same old song.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2025 06:21 PM (FVOLT)

168 149, thank you.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 03, 2025 06:22 PM (kHop/)

169 It would be much wiser and nicer to send them home before they try to turn us into London town.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2025 06:22 PM (FVOLT)

170 here late
so the thread went from terror attack thwarted, to Laura Dern
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Which serves as a counterpoint to the idea that every thread eventually becomes a boobs thread.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2025 06:22 PM (TN0g+)

171 Presiding judge Karsten Krebs announced the decision on Thursday, stating that the 28-year-old suffered from a severe mental illness

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We agree. Radical Islam is a mental illness

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 03, 2025 06:23 PM (vYgDJ)

172 "Islam is a revolutionary political philosophy that uses an ersatz religion to control its adherents."

Woke Leftism is a revolutionary political philosophy that's become an ersatz religion to control its adherents.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 03, 2025 06:23 PM (dtajH)

173 >>Keith didn't bring much that another keyboardist couldn't bring. And Donna was the worst.

You won't get any argument from me about Donna. She was by all accounts a nice lady but her voice grated on me.

Jerry liked Keith. I liked the way he played with the band but I still question whether it was worth the screeching.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2025 06:23 PM (viF8m)

174 "That killed any belief I had in Americans standing up to tyranny using all these guns we own"

I've often wondered why the Left sends it's dumbest people to argue against the 2nd Amendment. It feels like a trap.

Maybe that's because they know it's an illusion. We believe we have insurance against tyranny so we endure oppression (like the Jan 6th round up) that we shouldn't. It's like thinking you have a spare tire. You accept more risk, but when you get that flat and pop open the trunk - it's not there. If you had known you were driving around without a spare you would have been more careful, you wouldn't have gone off-road, you would have avoided construction sites, you would have monitored tire pressure.

The light-switch metaphor doesn't help. We are (rightfully) cautious about resorting to violence because it will spin out of control. So we present a binary choice. Are we really so unimaginative that we can't come up with anything (not necessarily violent) in between Do Nothing and Kill Everyone? To borrow from an old joke: A conservative being forced marched into the Gulag, turns and yells "stop pushing me or you will rue the day!"

Posted by: Fen at November 03, 2025 06:29 PM (IPVPZ)

175 Islam is tailor-made to attract young males of fighting age with room-temperature IQs with no other chance of getting laid.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 03, 2025 06:30 PM (dtajH)

176 All the innocent people keep their firearms in a rented storage unit, nothing to see here.

Posted by: Kenneth King Neil at November 03, 2025 06:31 PM (/g9JB)

177 174 Posted by: Fen at November 03, 2025 06:29 PM (IPVPZ)

The door once opened guarantees that whatever comes out of the other end it will not be what entered...like a meat grinder.

I am not in love with doing that because the GOP in DC let the CDC turn into a tyrannical retard fucking a door knob.

Posted by: sven at November 03, 2025 06:31 PM (MUJd1)

178 I could celebrate the wreck by digging though my pile of weird stuff to find the three taconite pellets I have from it.

Interesting story on how I got them. There aren't any around for a reason.

Posted by: pawn at November 03, 2025 06:34 PM (sPsWv)

179 We also telegraph weakness. If you tell your enemy you won't attack unless provoked he can ensure you never attack at all. He'll come at you sideways, softly. Like the Brits, you'll wake up one day as a wild hog who didn't want to create drama as the fence posts were erected around you.

Posted by: Fen at November 03, 2025 06:35 PM (IPVPZ)

180 Britain is our Mother. If it happened to her it can happen to us.

Posted by: Fen at November 03, 2025 06:36 PM (IPVPZ)

181 Maybe that's because they know it's an illusion. We believe we have insurance against tyranny so we endure oppression (like the Jan 6th round up) that we shouldn't…

The light-switch metaphor doesn't help. We are (rightfully) cautious about resorting to violence because it will spin out of control. So we present a binary choice. Are we really so unimaginative that we can't come up with anything (not necessarily violent) in between Do Nothing and Kill Everyone?

Posted by: Fen at November 03, 2025 06:29 PM (IPVPZ)

The ultimate insurance against tyranny is self government. But people will not do that because IT’S TOO HARD. It’s much easier to sit around and bitch, and maybe demand term limits because it is so much easier than working for better governance. (And we can never forget the idiots in Congress were idiots in state and local government - we chose to look the other way.). It’s not enough to vote for the King every four years. You must vote, and vote often. Yeah, it sucks, but it beats the alternative.

Violence and insurgency should never be done for what TJ would call “light and transient causes”. People did have to be pushed to take up arms against King George 3.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 03, 2025 06:43 PM (vwL3N)

182 Having a code name makes me think the FBI was involved in a not-so-subtle way.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 03, 2025 07:03 PM (MZ+PY)

183 possessed multiple assault rifles, over 1,000 rounds of ammunition

Holy cow, we had that at the MoMe, at least.

Posted by: GWB at November 03, 2025 07:09 PM (68uQM)

184 recovering three AR-15-style rifles, two shotguns, four pistols and more than 1,600 rounds of ammunition

So, less than I have in my home? Pfft.

Sure, these guys might have been terrorists wanting to strike during Halloween. Or, maybe they just talk a big game. Either way, I'm getting pretty tired of "ZOMG! They had lots of guns and enough ammunition to fill a kitchen drawer!" as the excuse to arrest people, though.

(And "in furtherance of" has to be more than an innocuous purchase anyone might make for everyday purposes. Those rubber gloves are perfectly normal if you also buy Drano; nitrile gloves would be for my first aid kit or serving potluck at church.)

Posted by: GWB at November 03, 2025 07:16 PM (68uQM)

185 What if they had turned a corner as Broadhurst did, only to have a knifeman rain blow after blow down upon them.

Well I know what a bunch of us would have done. Because they haven't quite managed to take our God-given right to protect ourselves away here - yet. At least not in some states. It's evil to make the people sheep to be slaughtered by the wolves.

Posted by: GWB at November 03, 2025 07:20 PM (68uQM)

186 I hope this doesn't affect their FBI pensions.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 03, 2025 08:16 PM (NYB6t)

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