Spooky Scary ONTs

Happy Halloween everyone! See any good costumes tonight?

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Feline Friday: Wheeee!

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Halloween math

Service with a smile

Halloween post

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Trilogies, ranked

Vote

Hell yeah

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Pumpkin meme

Islam

Skillz

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How to defeat a robot dog

A meme for Alex

Animal fails

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Love

Where to eat?

It's a lousy volleyball shot, bt I love the reaction

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Anyone hungry?

Bad bird

Tapping a keg

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Backwards

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

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1 Boo!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 31, 2025 09:55 PM (W3AhE)

2 Back to the Future and Terminator are wrong for their 1-2.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 31, 2025 09:56 PM (gKWVE)

3 Not even

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 31, 2025 09:56 PM (YlWIZ)

4 Hello, Horde! 🧙‍♀️🎃

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 31, 2025 09:57 PM (SRRAx)

5 yay weird dave. last of the great ONTers.

Posted by: alpine_beer at October 31, 2025 09:58 PM (EH7ZV)

6 Damn, read the content.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2025 10:00 PM (mP0Kj)

7 Creepy top photo!

Wouldn't kick her out of bed.......LOL!!!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2025 10:01 PM (QGaXH)

8 Hssst!

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at October 31, 2025 10:01 PM (w3u3d)

9 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 31, 2025 10:02 PM (rbKZ6)

10 Trilogy meter?

1, 2, 3, John.... Wick? nahhhhhh

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2025 10:02 PM (mP0Kj)

11 Top Pic is creepy, ngl.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2025 10:03 PM (zZu0s)

12 Good evening Horde. Thanks WD! Great videos.

Posted by: TRex - got skillz at October 31, 2025 10:03 PM (cCn4/)

13 Happy Halloween everyone! See any good costumes tonight?

SF Psycho, did you see the rotting body of Nan?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 31, 2025 10:04 PM (uQesX)

14 Bangable

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 10:04 PM (Sco7b)

15 licorice is Germancoded
x.com/VDAREJamesK/status/1984209947597681133

Posted by: gKWVE at October 31, 2025 10:05 PM (gKWVE)

16 I liked the animal fails. Hope they all survived the head injuries.

Posted by: Hard-headed Hal at October 31, 2025 10:05 PM (oftw2)

17 Girl in pic had waaay too much sugar...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2025 10:05 PM (ynpvh)

18
Twizzlers

Raise your paw if you ever used a Twizzler as a straw.

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at October 31, 2025 10:05 PM (P8+56)

19
Stateless,

You must be drinking, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at October 31, 2025 10:06 PM (3ek7K)

20 Sorry I'm late, I was exploring the catacombs under the Paris Opera House.

Do not recommend.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 31, 2025 10:06 PM (sL3J7)

21 Raise your paw if you ever used a Twizzler as a straw.

A loud caw if you’ve ever stuck a sizzler in your maw.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 31, 2025 10:07 PM (EXyHK)

22 Last WTF looks like any old night at the frat house of Tappa Kegga Bru.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2025 10:07 PM (npFr7)

23 In re: top photo:

She seems nice.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 31, 2025 10:07 PM (sL3J7)

24 My black cat wants to go out and wander. No Honey, it is Hallowe'en, you can't go out.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2025 10:07 PM (rbvCR)

25 Sorry I'm late, I was exploring the catacombs under the Paris Opera House.

Do not recommend.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 31, 2025 10:06 PM (sL3J7)

Did you find the stolen jewels?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2025 10:08 PM (npFr7)

26 Good, but not good enough until the judges start paying a price for it.

https://is.gd/GFrB7W

Posted by: Oddbob at October 31, 2025 10:08 PM (3nLb4)

27 Imagine telling people 20 years ago we've have a muslim congresswoman that violated immigration laws by marrying her brother, is known for calling Somalia her real country, and is considered a serious political voice in 2025...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2025 10:08 PM (sKqQm)

28 Happy Hallowe'en.

Do you use the apostrophe or not?

Posted by: mindful webworker - boo! at October 31, 2025 10:09 PM (UUhkk)

29 The pumpkin meme is funny

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at October 31, 2025 10:09 PM (w3u3d)

30
Licorice is the candy of grinding disappointment, of parental indifference, of a hopeless future.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2025 10:09 PM (tgvbd)

31 14 Bangable
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 10:04 PM (Sco7b)

So I'm not the only sick b***ard....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2025 10:09 PM (QGaXH)

32 G' evening all. Thanks for the ONT WD.

What's hanging?

Posted by: Farmer at October 31, 2025 10:10 PM (55Qr6)

33 Licorice is the candy of grinding disappointment, of parental indifference, of a hopeless future.
___

So basically, the Kaboom of candies.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 31, 2025 10:10 PM (Qa1H2)

34 A loud caw if you’ve ever stuck a sizzler in your maw.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 31, 2025 10:07 PM (EXyHK)

When I got married, we were riding in the limo out to Long Island and got stuck in traffic on the Grand Central. The driver in a car next to me indicated to roll down the window, so I did. He tossed me a pack of Twizzlers. Don't ask me, I was only there.

Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2025 10:11 PM (gKDq2)

35 We put together ~225 candy packets for the trick-or-treaters this year (150 wasn't enough last year). Gonna have to make more next year - we ran out around 7:30 pm this year, and there were lots of kids still coming!

Our neighbor from across the street came over and sat on our porch and helped hand out candy with us - it was a lot of fun to hang out together and ooh and ahh over all of the cute kiddos in their costumes 🧙‍♀️🎃

This year we put some "fairy wands" out in the yard so that everyone could see to get up on our porch. They worked out so well that we decided that next year we might hand those out in addition to candy so that everyone can see the trick-or-treaters and vice versa (our neighborhood streets are pretty dark at night).

We gave some out with swag bags at our anniversary party, and they were a huge hit with our younger guests 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 31, 2025 10:12 PM (SRRAx)

36 Trilogy meter?

1, 2, 3, John.... Wick? nahhhhhh
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2025 10:02 PM (mP0Kj)

I think that's supposed to be the epistles.

This should probably be a BEN ROETHLISBERGER joke, but I don't feel like changing my name field.

Posted by: Methos, feeling lazy for the weekend at October 31, 2025 10:12 PM (vSvIl)

37 Some wonderful seasonal music:

https://youtu.be/ILleWEWfM8s

Posted by: tankdemon at October 31, 2025 10:12 PM (sL3J7)

38 Licorice is the candy of grinding disappointment, of parental indifference, of a hopeless future.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2025 10:09 PM (tgvbd)

The German stuff may give you heart palpitations.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2025 10:12 PM (rbvCR)

39 I hadn't heard all those facts about Islam.

One could only believe it in spite of Mohammed.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 31, 2025 10:12 PM (fd80v)

40 I wonder how Miss StClair is doing these days. Nobody looked good in that whole situation. Hope the kid turns out ok.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2025 10:14 PM (3uBP9)

41 SMH and Hadrian: I think licorice is best as the Balkans do it, keeping it to 100 proof shots. It's not candy. It's booze.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 31, 2025 10:14 PM (gKWVE)

42 I might not give you a hassle over putting ketchup on those Holloweiners, since it is impossible to desecrate them any further.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 31, 2025 10:14 PM (sL3J7)

43 "Raise your paw if you ever used a Twizzler as a straw."

Theres nothing like strawberry flavored cocaine.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2025 10:14 PM (snZF9)

44 Wow.....7:15 and not a single trick or treater.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2025 10:15 PM (QGaXH)

45 Whatever floats your boat, gKWVE.

I find the taste too disgusting to eat or drink.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 31, 2025 10:15 PM (Qa1H2)

46 31 14 Bangable
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 10:04 PM (Sco7b)

So I'm not the only sick b***ard....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2025 10:09 PM (QGaXH)

Horde members who ignore Rule #1 probably have the best stories...

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 10:16 PM (Sco7b)

47 SMH and Hadrian: I think licorice is best as the Balkans do it, keeping it to 100 proof shots. It's not candy. It's booze.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 31, 2025 10:14 PM (gKWVE)

I hate all those anise-flavored drinks. Anise? Might as well be anus.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2025 10:16 PM (npFr7)

48
Licorice says you will always occupy the lowest rung of any org chart, a car you can neither fix nor afford to replace, malfunctioning appliances, cracked linoleum, roaches that will never be exterminated, store-brand soup, a sagging mattress.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2025 10:16 PM (tgvbd)

49 As I said in the thread on "Trump: Nuke the Filibuster, Pass the CR," changing circumstances now make it a massive political winner to do a limited nuke of cloture, just for continuing budget resolutions. What I didn't mention is that this golden opportunity only holds through Monday. I will explain.

First, the (D)s have contempt for their own base, and they're not entirely wrong, but they're sociopaths in a bubble. They really don't have an accurate view. I think that they think that if the (R)s nuke the filibuster, they can call it "violating the Minority's rights" and their base will hear RAAAAACISM. But through end of business Monday, that is completely defanged and Uno-Reversed if folks hear that (R)s got them their EBT over (D) objections.

Second, (D)s will cave on Wednesday, or maybe as early as Tuesday, and then claim that they finally got the (R)s to do the right thing. And the blatant inversive lie will work on dummies, so there is a very short window to pre-empt it.

Posted by: SciVo at October 31, 2025 10:16 PM (VB5xp)

50 26 Good, but not good enough until the judges start paying a price for it.

https://is.gd/GFrB7W
Posted by: Oddbob at October 31, 2025 10:08 PM (3nLb4)

When even the 9th Circuit says yer too liberal...

Yer off the reservation... or.. damn.. is that nativist?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2025 10:16 PM (mP0Kj)

51 "Did you find any jewels?"

WTF. OPSEC dude. STFU.

Posted by: no one at October 31, 2025 10:17 PM (W7XSX)

52 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 31, 2025 10:17 PM (s1NDj)

53 Posted by: SciVo at October 31, 2025 10:16 PM (VB5xp)

If you are nuking the filibuster, then just pass the spending bills.

CR just goes until Nov 21.... three weeks... not worth it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2025 10:17 PM (mP0Kj)

54 Don't ask me, I was only there.

That’s an awesome story. And a wonderful time and place to be a part of.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 31, 2025 10:17 PM (EXyHK)

55 Top pick looks like a reject from the Museum of Modern Art!

Posted by: Joemarine at October 31, 2025 10:17 PM (y171U)

56 Horde members who ignore Rule #1 probably have the best stories...

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 10:16 PM (Sco7b)

Uh, yeah. Some good, some bad, some where you find out hell has a basement.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2025 10:18 PM (snZF9)

57 My younger one is manning the candy bowl for the kiddies...and probably eating a few while he waits.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2025 10:18 PM (ynpvh)

58 Licorice says you will always occupy the lowest rung of any org chart, a car you can neither fix nor afford to replace, malfunctioning appliances, cracked linoleum, roaches that will never be exterminated, store-brand soup, a sagging mattress.

I feel seen.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 31, 2025 10:19 PM (3nLb4)

59 If you are nuking the filibuster, then just pass the spending bills.

CR just goes until Nov 21.... three weeks... not worth it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2025 10:17 PM (mP0Kj)

Just have ICE arrest a few Democrat senators on suspicion of harboring illegal aliens, and pass the spending bill while they are on the horn to the their lawyers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2025 10:20 PM (npFr7)

60 25 Did you find the stolen jewels?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2025 10:08 PM (npFr7)

Nope, just ran into this creepy guy named Erik. He seemed like a music fan.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 31, 2025 10:20 PM (sL3J7)

61 That "SKILLZ" video.

THAT is what we should be sending out into space on radio waves. As it is now, we are sending generic information (Arecibo Message) about humanity and Earth out into space.

Instead of the mundane "we want to be your friend" crap. We should be sending stuff like that video above. Let them think we're crazy, talented, and entirely unhinged. Give them the impression that they're welcome. But, don't f*ck with us. This is a planet of superheroes.

Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2025 10:20 PM (dIske)

62 58 Licorice says you will always occupy the lowest rung of any org chart, a car you can neither fix nor afford to replace, malfunctioning appliances, cracked linoleum, roaches that will never be exterminated, store-brand soup, a sagging mattress.

I feel seen.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 31, 2025 10:19 PM (3nLb4)

So either the prelude to or the chorus of a country song...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2025 10:20 PM (ynpvh)

63 Hmm...these comments are making me re-consider stocking Twizzlers in Club ONT.

Posted by: TRex - red vines save lives at October 31, 2025 10:21 PM (cCn4/)

64 63 Hmm...these comments are making me re-consider stocking Twizzlers in Club ONT.

Posted by: TRex - red vines save lives at October 31, 2025 10:21 PM (cCn4/)

Go with Candy Corn...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2025 10:21 PM (ynpvh)

65 I hate all those anise-flavored drinks.

And I almost brought some of my homemade Rosolio di anaci to the MoMe. It’s from an old Italian cookbook.

I especially like it mixed with sparkling water to make a soda. But, I like aniseed baked goods too.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 31, 2025 10:21 PM (EXyHK)

66
Nope, just ran into this creepy guy named Erik. He seemed like a music fan.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 31, 2025 10:20 PM (sL3J7)

_______

Too bad it wasn't Miss Daaé. She's yum.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2025 10:22 PM (tgvbd)

67 Black weiners? Not my favorite but honestly? Not bad either

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 31, 2025 10:22 PM (sKqQm)

68 Wow.....7:15 and not a single trick or treater.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2025 10:15 PM (QGaXH)

Only five groups since six pm. Three at a time at most.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 31, 2025 10:22 PM (uQesX)

69 No bellringers tonight.

All those "fun size" (What's so fun about them being tiny?) Snickers are mine.

Posted by: no one at October 31, 2025 10:22 PM (W7XSX)

70 Go with Candy Corn...

Circus peanuts. Or marshmallow bars made with Kaboom!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 31, 2025 10:23 PM (EXyHK)

71 67 Black weiners? Not my favorite but honestly? Not bad either
Posted by: Barack Obama

You do what you gotta do

Posted by: Kamala! at October 31, 2025 10:23 PM (gKWVE)

72 (Hopefully) off to see grandkids tomorrow. Have a pleasant evening, Horde, and early greetings for a happy November.

Posted by: PT, Piano Teacher, former Official Delurker at October 31, 2025 10:24 PM (gnQUZ)

73 Everyone furry seems traumatized by the loud football game, and the fact we keep going in and out of the front door, a door we never use. They are all on my bed together supporting each other in their time of need. They will go back to growling and hissing tomorrow.

Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2025 10:24 PM (Wmg4n)

74 The kids came in waves at my house. But they were all done by about 7:30

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2025 10:24 PM (sKqQm)

75 Good evening morons y gracias wd por los memes de viernes noches

Posted by: San Franpsycho ZOA stooge at October 31, 2025 10:24 PM (lkBjo)

76 68 Wow.....7:15 and not a single trick or treater.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2025 10:15 PM (QGaXH)

Only five groups since six pm. Three at a time at most.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 31, 2025 10:22 PM (uQesX)

There used to be lots of kids in my neighborhood 30 years ago, even 10 years ago...I guess most grew up and didn't stick around...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2025 10:25 PM (ynpvh)

77 SF Psycho, did you see the rotting body of Nan?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 31, 2025 10:04 PM (uQesX)
=====
Have I seen things? Yes, yes I have.

Posted by: San Franpsycho ZOA stooge at October 31, 2025 10:25 PM (lkBjo)

78 I've had some English Ale in a pub that did the 'Tapping the keg' thing like in that video. In Nottingham I think. Damn good ale. A bit potent. Kind of staggered to my B&B afterwards, which was near by thankfully.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 31, 2025 10:26 PM (s1NDj)

79
There is a six-foot fence surrounding the Schloss Hadrian and a locked gate. No visitors.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2025 10:26 PM (tgvbd)

80 help me

Posted by: Tri-Delt is having a Halloween Party in a Mexican bar at October 31, 2025 10:27 PM (0Cvnr)

81 Another outstanding load of memey goodness, WeirdDave. Thanks as always.

Skillz - I never had such skills, but I miss being in good shape. Grateful I can still walk down to the gate and back.

🙄

Posted by: mindful webworker - meme of woot at October 31, 2025 10:28 PM (UUhkk)

82 SMH and Hadrian: I think licorice is best as the Balkans do it, keeping it to 100 proof shots. It's not candy. It's booze.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 31, 2025 10:14 PM (gKWVE)

Anise is used to kill the flavor of the raw liquor. It is used all over. My favorite is aguardiente.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2025 10:28 PM (rbvCR)

83 41 SMH and Hadrian: I think licorice is best as the Balkans do it, keeping it to 100 proof shots. It's not candy. It's booze.
Posted by: gKWVE

Ouzo.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 31, 2025 10:28 PM (s1NDj)

84 There is a six-foot fence surrounding the Schloss Hadrian and a locked gate. No visitors.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2025 10:26 PM (tgvbd)

Have you fitted the sight hounds with night vision goggles?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2025 10:28 PM (npFr7)

85 I have these jingle-ball cat toys. I tossed one of them under a small box and the cat is trying to figure out how to fish it out.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2025 10:29 PM (rbvCR)

86 First year ever, ZERO kids. Regular suburban street, good weather, Friday night. Crazy. Usually average about 50.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 31, 2025 10:30 PM (n5tGW)

87 Anise is used to kill the flavor of the raw liquor. It is used all over. My favorite is aguardiente.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2025 10:28 PM (rbvCR)

Raw liquor tastes better than anise, as do antifreeze and Varsol.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2025 10:30 PM (npFr7)

88 speaking of furries, tyler robinson's roommate was kind of unhinged
tinyurl.com/4363fysp

Posted by: gKWVE at October 31, 2025 10:30 PM (gKWVE)

89 44 Wow.....7:15 and not a single trick or treater.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2025 10:15 PM (QGaXH)

7:30 - still no trick or treaters....waaaahhhhh!

What am I gonna do with all this candy?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2025 10:30 PM (QGaXH)

90 Licorice says you will always occupy the lowest rung of any org chart, a car you can neither fix nor afford to replace, malfunctioning appliances, cracked linoleum, roaches that will never be exterminated, store-brand soup, a sagging mattress.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2025 10:16 PM (tgvbd)
=====

I was finally starting to feel good about myself again, until just now.

Posted by: San Franpsycho ZOA stooge at October 31, 2025 10:31 PM (lkBjo)

91 84 There is a six-foot fence surrounding the Schloss Hadrian and a locked gate. No visitors.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2025 10:26 PM (tgvbd)

Have you fitted the sight hounds with night vision goggles?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2025 10:28 PM (npFr7)

Internationally, landmines are frowned upon..

What about for personal use?

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 10:31 PM (Sco7b)

92 We are from France

We participate in your custom

Enjoy mass quantities of beer and fried chicken embryos

Posted by: Conehead Miklos at October 31, 2025 10:31 PM (0Cvnr)

93 Another Halloween carol:

(Warning, this video has flashing lights, do not click link if prone to seizure)

https://youtu.be/ArsWV6LLy3k

Posted by: tankdemon at October 31, 2025 10:31 PM (sL3J7)

94 Saijo is going to have to forgo bed time walkies. Who has a high school football game on Halloween?

Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2025 10:33 PM (Wmg4n)

95 Hello, Horde. Helloween in fact.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 31, 2025 10:33 PM (CHHv1)

96 Go with Candy Corn...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2025 10:21 PM (ynpvh)

Only the ones with the chocolate sugar-flavored parts.

Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2025 10:33 PM (gKDq2)

97 What am I gonna do with all this candy?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Candy Johnson was right!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sqMOXOEI3U

Posted by: Miklos Johnson at October 31, 2025 10:34 PM (0Cvnr)

98 Black licorice is the shit. Strawberry licorice is the shit. Chocolate licorice..yeah not so much.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2025 10:35 PM (snZF9)

99 What am I gonna do with all this candy?

Drive around town in that van with "FREE CANDY!" painted on it. Duh.

Posted by: Lincoln Project at October 31, 2025 10:35 PM (gKWVE)

100 If you are nuking the filibuster, then just pass the spending bills.

CR just goes until Nov 21.... three weeks... not worth it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2025 10:17 PM (mP0Kj)

Just have ICE arrest a few Democrat senators on suspicion of harboring illegal aliens, and pass the spending bill while they are on the horn to the their lawyers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2025 10:20 PM (npFr7)

Why not isolate them in Protective custody over death threats? Schumer, De Lauro, Spartacus, Warren, Klobuchar, and Paul start as likely candidates.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2025 10:35 PM (S/Y4j)

101 I hate licorice, but have cracked linoleum anyway.

Posted by: Born To Lose at October 31, 2025 10:35 PM (oftw2)

102 speaking of furries, tyler robinson's roommate was kind of unhinged
tinyurl.com/4363fysp
Posted by: gKWVE at October 31, 2025 10:30 PM (gKWVE)

Well, robinson is not exactly hinged himself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2025 10:35 PM (npFr7)

103 Yandere has never appealed to me:

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Yandere

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 31, 2025 10:37 PM (ZVgZ4)

104 What am I gonna do with all this candy?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Trade you a painting

Posted by: Hunter, in a van down by the river at October 31, 2025 10:37 PM (0Cvnr)

105 53 If you are nuking the filibuster, then just pass the spending bills.

CR just goes until Nov 21.... three weeks... not worth it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2025 10:17 PM (mP0Kj)

That is engineer thinking. I'm talking about the affect on political fortunes, not the flow of electrons through the circuits. And giving people relief from a personal crisis is absolutely massive. You are literally making a category error.

Also, I'm speaking of a targeted nuke of just cloture for continuing budget resolutions. For a general nuke, I would want to see the House first passing a massive flotilla of bills on every subject under the sun, for every MAGA and MAHA base priority ever conceived. But that's not what I'm talking about.

Posted by: SciVo at October 31, 2025 10:37 PM (VB5xp)

106 Why not isolate them in Protective custody over death threats? Schumer, De Lauro, Spartacus, Warren, Klobuchar, and Paul start as likely candidates.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2025 10:35 PM (S/Y4j)

Free cruise to Caracas on a Carnival liner.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2025 10:38 PM (npFr7)

107 Oh - after last year, we made sure to have Milk Bones to hand out to any peppers who accompanied their Trick or Treaters. That was a lot of fun!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 31, 2025 10:39 PM (SRRAx)

108 Well, robinson is not exactly hinged himself.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Bet they lubed it though

Posted by: L'Observateur at October 31, 2025 10:39 PM (0Cvnr)

109 Why not isolate them in Protective custody over death threats? Schumer, De Lauro, Spartacus, Warren, Klobuchar, and Paul start as likely candidates.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2025 10:35 PM (S/Y4j)

Free cruise to Caracas on a Carnival liner.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2025 10:38 PM (npFr7)

One way?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2025 10:41 PM (S/Y4j)

110 WE DO "NOT" nuke the filibuster.

We just OUTSTAY the democrap party

We do not give in.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 31, 2025 10:41 PM (25kuG)

111 Raw liquor tastes better than anise, as do antifreeze and Varsol.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2025 10:30 PM (npFr7)

To each their own. I am not fond of licorice but I do like aguardiente. If you mix it with cold water the anise oils turn milky.
I will soak anise and star anise in cheap white rum, but I really don't drink enough to keep in around.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2025 10:42 PM (rbvCR)

112 Free cruise to Caracas on a Carnival liner.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

UNLIMITED FREE CHICKEN NUGGETS WITH CHOICE OF !! SAUCES 11 PM*

*quantities limited

Posted by: Carnival Darwin Cruises at October 31, 2025 10:42 PM (0Cvnr)

113 Raise your paw if you ever used a Twizzler as a straw.
Posted by: Soothsayer

…to drink beer.

😶

🧹It's strictly taboooooo
https://youtu.be/_RCtDnfYPGo

Posted by: mindful webworker - classic frankie at October 31, 2025 10:43 PM (UUhkk)

114 "Puppers"

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 31, 2025 10:43 PM (SRRAx)

115 Fucking BlowJobs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2025 10:44 PM (mUKNl)

116 112 Free cruise to Caracas on a Carnival liner.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

UNLIMITED FREE CHICKEN NUGGETS WITH CHOICE OF !! SAUCES 11 PM*

*quantities limited

Posted by: Carnival Darwin Cruises at October 31, 2025 10:42 PM (0Cvnr)

Are the younger, skinny black chicks into white guys?

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 10:44 PM (Sco7b)

117 33 Licorice is the candy of grinding disappointment, of parental indifference, of a hopeless future.
___

So basically, the Kaboom of candies.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 31, 2025 10:10 PM (Qa1H2)

I like licorice. There is quite a variety. A store near me sells licorice of allsorts (see what I did there) from around the world and lots of it is great. Except for that salt shit from Netherlands.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 31, 2025 10:45 PM (OA79/)

118 Fucking BlowJobs.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2025 10:44 PM (mUKNl)

At first I was thinking you don't like practicing then I realized it was about baseball.

Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2025 10:45 PM (gKDq2)

119 That Trilogy Chart is missing the best trilogy of them all:

The Lord of the Rings.

Posted by: Darrell Harris - Je Suis Charlie at October 31, 2025 10:45 PM (0CU3H)

120 112

"SECURITY!!" "TO THE AFTER HOURS BUFFET DECK!!"

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 31, 2025 10:45 PM (25kuG)

121 115 Fucking BlowJobs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2025 10:44 PM (mUKNl)

Dodgers are still doung well.
Yamamoto is a beast....

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 10:46 PM (Sco7b)

122 Only the ones with the chocolate sugar-flavored parts.

Sounds like a fairly specific order to an escort service.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 31, 2025 10:46 PM (CHHv1)

123 To each their own. I am not fond of licorice but I do like aguardiente. If you mix it with cold water the anise oils turn milky.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2025 10:42 PM (rbvCR)

Sounds akin to raki, which Little discovered and enjoyed while exploring the Turkish delights of GF's home world...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 31, 2025 10:46 PM (nbLIj)

124 ***Canonically dies by having his aorta severed
------

Yet, they are still welcomed here.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2025 10:46 PM (D1XPg)

125
I like Wenda's idea for leftover candy bars.

She chops them up in the food processor and uses them in different baked goods. You can freeze them maybe in zip lock bags.

Posted by: fourseasons at October 31, 2025 10:47 PM (3ek7K)

126 Raise your paw if you ever used a Twizzler as a straw.
Posted by: Soothsayer

…to drink beer.

Big City Fancy pants

We just dropped half a pack of Lance peanuts in a bottle of PBR

Posted by: Respecter of Tradition at October 31, 2025 10:47 PM (0Cvnr)

127 Nice. Second out.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 10:49 PM (Sco7b)

128 Hang in there

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 31, 2025 10:50 PM (25kuG)

129 Fucking BlowJobs.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Not the same

Law School teaches you that

Posted by: Billy Jeff "is+/-is" at October 31, 2025 10:50 PM (0Cvnr)

130 Let’s go Dodgers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2025 10:51 PM (mT+6a)

131 Dodgers.....dodge one.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 31, 2025 10:51 PM (25kuG)

132 115 Fucking BlowJobs.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2025 10:44 PM (mUKNl)

I'm going to need a little bit of the backstory on this one.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 31, 2025 10:51 PM (sL3J7)

133 LAST INNING!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 31, 2025 10:52 PM (25kuG)

134 Wow.....7:15 and not a single trick or treater.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2025 10:15 PM (QGaXH)

7:30 - still no trick or treaters....waaaahhhhh!

What am I gonna do with all this candy?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Just think of it as having your Christmas shopping is done early this year !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Careful to be as Positive as Possible Critic. . . at October 31, 2025 10:52 PM (JzisY)

135 First of all, there is only one matrix movie so I don’t know what he’s talking about.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 31, 2025 10:52 PM (XV/Pl)

136 Wow.....7:15 and not a single trick or treater.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2025 10:15 PM (QGaXH)

7:30 - still no trick or treaters....waaaahhhhh!

What am I gonna do with all this candy?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Donate it to a food pantry for people who lose their EBTs to grab.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2025 10:53 PM (S/Y4j)

137 I did watch "Terminator: Dark Fate" a few weeks ago.

That was a woke dumpster fire. There was the hot latina chick which was cool. But still.

Let's reboot the franchise by focusing on a latina hero and have the first 25% of the movie sub-titled.

Brilliant.

Nice tits though.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 10:54 PM (Sco7b)

138 Anise cookies, grandma's best.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2025 10:54 PM (D1XPg)

139 LAST INNING!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch

Baseball fan in Hospice?

Posted by: random thought at October 31, 2025 10:54 PM (0Cvnr)

140 Just for the record

Democrat Party...now fully Socialist/Commie Party.

Destroy them.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 31, 2025 10:55 PM (25kuG)

141 Raki is made of grapes, so it is a brandy of sorts. Aguardiente is based on molasses, though traditionally in Colombia and Brazil it was brewed from sugarcane bagasse. Which means there was always the risk of wood alcohol in the finished product.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2025 10:56 PM (rbvCR)

142 139

Pray a Dodger fan.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 31, 2025 10:56 PM (25kuG)

143 Just for the record

Democrat Party...now fully Socialist/Commie Party.

Destroy them.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 31, 2025 10:55 PM (25kuG)

You left out islamic.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2025 10:57 PM (snZF9)

144 "Puppers"
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 31, 2025 10:43 PM (SRRAx)

Last thread I was talking about sweater puppies, but I am happy to discuss sweaty puppers instead.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2025 10:57 PM (rbvCR)

145 What am I gonna do with all this candy?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Donate it to a food pantry for people who lose their EBTs to grab.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Trade for an EBT that will get the moneys later

Posted by: Honest EBT accepting Healthy Food, Tobacco, and Liquor Store at October 31, 2025 10:57 PM (0Cvnr)

146 Last thread I was talking about sweater puppies, but I am happy to discuss sweaty puppers instead.
Posted by: Kindltot

Sweaty Sweater Puppies

Posted by: Dr. Pangloss, the Best of all Possible Worlds at October 31, 2025 10:58 PM (0Cvnr)

147 Last Chance for the CANUCKS tonight...

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 31, 2025 10:59 PM (25kuG)

148 7:30 - still no trick or treaters....waaaahhhhh!

What am I gonna do with all this candy?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Got about ten or so here. The remaining Kit Kats and Almond Joys are mine. Tomorrow I might hit the stores and score a few bags of Hershey's kisses on clearance for Christmas baking..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 31, 2025 11:00 PM (nbLIj)

149 So apparently over the last year the inverse Cramer autopilot trader has slightly edged out the Pelosi autopilot trader...

Guess not being speaker has drawbacks

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2025 11:00 PM (sKqQm)

150 143

First Things First.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 31, 2025 11:00 PM (25kuG)

151 Here we go!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2025 11:02 PM (mT+6a)

152 Stayed home tonight, no T&Ters at our rural hideaway. No candy. Must be time to go watch something Hallowe'enish.

https://youtu.be/5KR2XxDR-nE

G'nite, haunted Hordelings.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Hogwarts drop-out at October 31, 2025 11:02 PM (UUhkk)

153 Oh ffs

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2025 11:02 PM (mT+6a)

154 walk off

Posted by: alpine_beer at October 31, 2025 11:03 PM (EH7ZV)

155 You left out islamic.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2025 10:57 PM (snZF9)

I lived in Dearbornistan Michigan with my Aunt for about 4 month just off of Ford Road around 2000.

Diverse area. Mainly because of my white ass. And my Aunt. Sorry Auntie.

Last inning. Break Canada's heart.

Covid taught me a lot.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 11:03 PM (Sco7b)

156 Wow, actually had trick or treaters come by this year.

Only six, but that's six more than some other years.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 31, 2025 11:04 PM (lUFok)

157 "Trilogies" is wrong: "Jurassic Park 3" is WAY better than "JP2".

Posted by: Nemo at October 31, 2025 11:06 PM (4RPgu)

158 86 First year ever, ZERO kids. Regular suburban street, good weather, Friday night. Crazy. Usually average about 50.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 31, 2025 10:30 PM (n5tGW)

Son said two or three kids. Already after 8 p.m. here.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2025 11:06 PM (ynpvh)

159 I am curious who will riot and where and in what numbers when they run out of EBT money.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 31, 2025 11:06 PM (ZVgZ4)

160 That ain't good.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 11:06 PM (Sco7b)

161 89 44 Wow.....7:15 and not a single trick or treater.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2025 10:15 PM (QGaXH)

7:30 - still no trick or treaters....waaaahhhhh!

What am I gonna do with all this candy?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2025 10:30 PM (QGaXH)

Send it to me if it doesn't have licorice...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2025 11:06 PM (ynpvh)

162 I lived in Dearbornistan Michigan with my Aunt for about 4 month just off of Ford Road around 2000.

Diverse area. Mainly because of my white ass. And my Aunt. Sorry Auntie.

Last inning. Break Canada's heart.

Covid taught me a lot.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY!

When YOU and one other person are the diversity....move.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 31, 2025 11:08 PM (trSP4)

163 I'm starting to suspect that many of these little beggars on my porch are repeat customers...

Posted by: PabloD at October 31, 2025 11:08 PM (H1N8f)

164 I kept the lights out because of the dog.

But peeking out the window, there were barely any kids around. I'm in a small town but in the neighbourhood where kids go.

Weird.

Canada. Maybe the ballgame distracted them.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 11:09 PM (Sco7b)

165 When YOU and one other person are the diversity....move.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 31, 2025 11:08 PM (trSP4)

Preach!

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 11:11 PM (Sco7b)

166 Game 7!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2025 11:11 PM (mT+6a)

167 Sweet!

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 11:12 PM (Sco7b)

168 I'm giving away the Almond Joys first... I hate coconut

Posted by: PabloD at October 31, 2025 11:13 PM (H1N8f)

169 I guess tomorrow will be my last beer day.
Go Dodgers!

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 11:15 PM (Sco7b)

170 138 Braenard -- Anise pizelles for the win!!!

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at October 31, 2025 11:15 PM (DK5Sh)

171 I'm giving away the Almond Joys first... I hate coconut
Posted by: PabloD

Comments like this make me want to post my mailing address...

Posted by: Some Rat at October 31, 2025 11:15 PM (trSP4)

172 I'm giving away the Almond Joys first... I hate coconut

I'll take any leftovers.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 31, 2025 11:15 PM (lUFok)

173 Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. They dislike random strangers coming up to their front door.

Posted by: Don't Blame 'Em at October 31, 2025 11:16 PM (oftw2)

174 GAME 7 Bitches!!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 31, 2025 11:16 PM (25kuG)

175 172 I'm giving away the Almond Joys first... I hate coconut

I'll take any leftovers.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 31, 2025 11:15 PM (lUFok)

Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don't.
Hershey's doesn't do other genders...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2025 11:17 PM (ynpvh)

176 I'm giving away the Almond Joys first... I hate coconut
Posted by: PabloD

Sometime you feel like a nut...

Posted by: an Exercise for the Kind Mind in the Gutter Reader at October 31, 2025 11:17 PM (0Cvnr)

177 173 Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. They dislike random strangers coming up to their front door.

Posted by: Don't Blame 'Em at October 31, 2025 11:16 PM (oftw2)

Does anybody enjoy strangers coming up to their front door?
Well, maybe serial killers would...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2025 11:18 PM (ynpvh)

178 172 I'm giving away the Almond Joys first... I hate coconut

I'll take any leftovers.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 31, 2025 11:15 PM (lUFok)

No trick or treaters at all this year... so... I'm sitting here eating Reese's...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2025 11:18 PM (mP0Kj)

179 174 GAME 7 Bitches!!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 31, 2025 11:16 PM (25kuG)

Who are the game 7 bitches? I'm confused...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2025 11:18 PM (ynpvh)

180 Used to eat mounds, but after my surgery, the coconut is too hard to chew well enough...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2025 11:19 PM (ynpvh)

181 In Back to the Future, #2 is not that good on it's own but it is used to set up #3 which is a GREAT movie

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2025 11:19 PM (kDHiw)

182 I'm giving away the Almond Joys first... I hate coconut

I'll take any leftovers.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 31, 2025 11:15 PM (lUFok)

No shit.

Fnished my last mini Almond Joy from a bag earlier this afternoon. (Bought it weeks ago -- for me. I never have trick or treaters.)

Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2025 11:20 PM (gKDq2)

183 GO DODGERS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2025 11:20 PM (mT+6a)

184 181 In Back to the Future, #2 is not that good on it's own but it is used to set up #3 which is a GREAT movie

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2025 11:19 PM (kDHiw)

The first one was the best. Hard to believe it was 40 years ago...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2025 11:20 PM (ynpvh)

185 Almond Joy and Mounds are candy from satan.

Nasty ass shit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2025 11:21 PM (mT+6a)

186 GAME 7 Bitches!!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 31, 2025 11:16 PM (25kuG)

Kaching!

Posted by: the MLB cash register at October 31, 2025 11:21 PM (npFr7)

187 For lazy but pretentious cooking, you can just throw some Almond Joys on some catfish and call it "Truite Americane aux Amands au chocolat"

Posted by: Chef Mikleuse at October 31, 2025 11:22 PM (0Cvnr)

188 185 Almond Joy and Mounds are candy from satan.

Nasty ass shit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2025 11:21 PM (mT+6a)

I'm sure there are worse...
Here, have some butterscotch hard candy...it might have been around since Grandma...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2025 11:23 PM (ynpvh)

189 >>> Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. They dislike random strangers coming up to their front door.

Posted by: Don't Blame 'Em at October 31, 2025 11:16 PM (oftw2)

Does anybody enjoy strangers coming up to their front door?
Well, maybe serial killers would...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2025 11:18 PM (ynpvh)

They are real determined to meet people around here. My wife has completely lost patience with them. I never answer the door but she did once trying to be nice. And they keep coming back and leaving cards and stuff on our porch. Normally you tell them once that your Catholic and they never come back. Not these folk.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2025 11:23 PM (3uBP9)

190 Damn, not sure what is going on, but, just heard the 7th or 8th set of sirens today.

Normally I hear a siren every two or three days in my little town.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2025 11:24 PM (mP0Kj)

191 I never have trick or treaters.)
Posted by: RickZ

BANGS ON DOOR

Posted by: JASON HAS A SWEET TOOTH at October 31, 2025 11:25 PM (0Cvnr)

192 190 Damn, not sure what is going on, but, just heard the 7th or 8th set of sirens today.

Normally I hear a siren every two or three days in my little town.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2025 11:24 PM (mP0Kj)

I hear them multiple times daily when I'm home, and when I don't hear them, one of the neighbor dogs makes sure I know (he howls at them).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2025 11:26 PM (ynpvh)

193
We have the Mormons showing up at our door.

We don't answer the front door.

Posted by: four seasons at October 31, 2025 11:26 PM (3ek7K)

194 They are real determined to meet people around here. My wife has completely lost patience with them. I never answer the door but she did once trying to be nice. And they keep coming back and leaving cards and stuff on our porch. Normally you tell them once that your Catholic and they never come back. Not these folk.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2025 11:23 PM (3uBP9)

I've got a great T shirt that is a Wolf head with a sword in the background...

Had a couple of Jehovahs Ws come to my door, and one said he really liked my T-shirt...

Yeah... uh... it's Fenris... the Wolf that will Kill Odin during Ragnarök.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2025 11:27 PM (mP0Kj)

195 I'm sure there are worse...
Here, have some butterscotch hard candy...it might have been around since Grandma...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Hey

Those Werthers are a Family Heirloom

Posted by: Estate Attorney at October 31, 2025 11:28 PM (0Cvnr)

196 191 I never have trick or treaters.)
Posted by: RickZ

BANGS ON DOOR
Posted by: JASON HAS A SWEET TOOTH at October 31, 2025 11:25 PM (0Cvnr)

/Bang Bang...

Candygram...

Posted by: Landshark at October 31, 2025 11:28 PM (mP0Kj)

197 193
We have the Mormons showing up at our door.

We don't answer the front door.

Posted by: four seasons at October 31, 2025 11:26 PM (3ek7K)

Had some sales-kids come to my door for windows, roofing, etc. Told them I had that all done. talked to them through my door, looking at them through the peephole...
They kept wanting to talk, I kept telling them no, please leave as I don't want you on my property anymore, and have a nice day. After the third time they finally left.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2025 11:28 PM (ynpvh)

198 Trilogy bars are spot on except Terminator. The first one should be a full bar.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 31, 2025 11:29 PM (3qp0C)

199 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2025 11:28 PM (ynpvh)

My fav now are the ones who come to my door.... right into my patio trying to sell me solar panels...

Right between the 12 Solar panels that surround my front patio.

Posted by: Landshark at October 31, 2025 11:29 PM (mP0Kj)

200 195 I'm sure there are worse...
Here, have some butterscotch hard candy...it might have been around since Grandma...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Hey

Those Werthers are a Family Heirloom

Posted by: Estate Attorney at October 31, 2025 11:28 PM (0Cvnr)

I found a candy-gram sent to me in HS a decade ago; it was a lolipop with swirls of red and white, except after all those years the red had migrated into the white like some sort of horror movie prop. LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2025 11:30 PM (ynpvh)

201 Two more big beers.

"Terrifier" it is.
Sometimes you just need to see people sawed in half vertically...

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 11:30 PM (Sco7b)

202 183 GO DODGERS!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2025 11:20 PM

If I was still in California, I'd have watched that game in my neighbor's man cave. Dodger flag outside, garage door up, 80" flat screen, dedicated beer fridge. It's still early there, so he's probably tuning into a Columbo rerun right about now...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 31, 2025 11:30 PM (nbLIj)

203 199 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2025 11:28 PM (ynpvh)

My fav now are the ones who come to my door.... right into my patio trying to sell me solar panels...

Right between the 12 Solar panels that surround my front patio.

Posted by: Landshark at October 31, 2025 11:29 PM (mP0Kj)

Get those too, with the ones on my roof in full view as they walk towards my front door...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2025 11:31 PM (ynpvh)

204 The Jehovah's Witnesses do not bother anybody toward this end of the road.

Not since we fenced in an Octagon for them and the Door-to-Door Mormons.

Posted by: HOA Miklos at October 31, 2025 11:31 PM (0Cvnr)

205
Our family knows how to get in the house. Anyone else, if we don't have an appointment set up with you, GO AWAY!!!

Posted by: four seasons at October 31, 2025 11:31 PM (3ek7K)

206 I found a candy-gram sent to me in HS a decade ago; it was a lolipop with swirls of red and white, except after all those years the red had migrated into the white like some sort of horror movie prop. LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2025 11:30 PM (ynpvh)

Let me rephrase...a decade ago I found a candy-gram sent to me in HS...it's was several decades old...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2025 11:32 PM (ynpvh)

207 Well, it be slow in here...I'm off to greener pastures (and a large bag of candy)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2025 11:33 PM (ynpvh)

208 I am curious who will riot and where and in what numbers when they run out of EBT money.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 31, 2025 11:06 PM (ZVgZ4)

Blue state shit holes are a safe bet. Any dem run city in a blue or red state filled with gimmedats.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2025 11:33 PM (snZF9)

209 I find that the barking of a psychotic German Shepherd reinforces the "No Soliciting" sign.

Posted by: PabloD at October 31, 2025 11:33 PM (H1N8f)

210 Normally you tell them once that your Catholic and they never come back. Not these folk.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2025 11:23 PM
-------------

"Put a gargoyle statue by your front door." said a guy I worked with, after I'd mentioned being visited by JWs.

Apparently, his wife had placed some garden statue-- a gargoyle with gazing ball (popular in the 90's)-- near their entry & the JWs just stopped coming to their house.

"If only we had known! Took a while to realize that must have been what did it."

Posted by: JQ at October 31, 2025 11:34 PM (rdVOm)

211
That's great JQ!

Posted by: four seasons at October 31, 2025 11:35 PM (3ek7K)

212 205
Our family knows how to get in the house. Anyone else, if we don't have an appointment set up with you, GO AWAY!!!
Posted by: four seasons at October 31, 2025 11:31 PM (3ek7K)

What is funny is that I am actually a pretty intimidating guy in person... 6 ft 220 lbs... grey hair with goatee... in pretty good shape for me age... people have always said they thought I was 'larger' than I actually am, mainly due to body language and attitude.

Yet some of these sales folks are just reallllllyyyy bad at reading the room.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2025 11:35 PM (mP0Kj)

213 Typical male of the species—will bang a sex-bot if that’s what’s available.

Posted by: Fido likes it Rrufff at October 31, 2025 11:36 PM (FxINA)

214 Do the hood rats not have any food so that at 12:01am they start starving?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 31, 2025 11:36 PM (3qp0C)

215 Blue state shit holes are a safe bet. Any dem run city in a blue or red state filled with gimmedats.

Going to go see my nephew about a new truck tomorrow. Have to skirt the Phoenix metro to do it. Anyone blocking the freeway is fair game. You're not a protestor, you're a speedbump in training.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 31, 2025 11:36 PM (lUFok)

216 The locked gate at the end of the driveway keeps Jehovahs Witnesses and random sales people out. If I wanted what you're selling, I'd call you.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 31, 2025 11:37 PM (W3AhE)

217 "Put a gargoyle statue by your front door." said a guy I worked with, after I'd mentioned being visited by JWs.

Apparently, his wife had placed some garden statue-- a gargoyle with gazing ball (popular in the 90's)-- near their entry & the JWs just stopped coming to their house.

"If only we had known! Took a while to realize that must have been what did it."
Posted by: JQ at October 31, 2025 11:34 PM (rdVOm)

Dang.... I got a nice brick wall with wrought Iron fence and gate.... a couple of brick columns that would be GREAT of Gargoyles... had never considered it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2025 11:37 PM (mP0Kj)

218 Mmmmmm, that salt shit from the Netherlands (thank you, Cuthbert). I must have consumed pounds of the stuff - let’s see… 6oz a month, 12 months a year, X 29 = a lot. Yum!
I think I’ll bring some to next year’s MoMe!

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 31, 2025 11:37 PM (CU/cE)

219 190 Damn, not sure what is going on, but, just heard the 7th or 8th set of sirens today.

Normally I hear a siren every two or three days in my little town.
Posted by: Romeo13

Super quiet on the beach.

I’m certain the pounding rain has nothing to do with it

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2025 11:39 PM (9kQYH)

220

We've had so many problems with the Census People this year. It for some stupid survey they do in the off years from the actual Census.

They are sneaky too. They'll leave a leaflet in between the storm door and the front door than the assholes wait down the street watching to see if you open the door to get the leaflet.

We always keep the storm door locked now.

Oh, then they started texting and calling us and we never gave them our telephone numbers. It was a nightmare for about 5 months.

Posted by: four seasons at October 31, 2025 11:39 PM (3ek7K)

221 The locked gate at the end of the driveway keeps Jehovahs Witnesses and random sales people out. If I wanted what you're selling, I'd call you.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 31, 2025 11:37 PM (W3AhE)

Upside down cross on the door and pitchfork shaped driveway lights also does wonders. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2025 11:39 PM (snZF9)

222 I live in the non diverse part of town so I assume my Safeway will be safe from free shit army.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 31, 2025 11:39 PM (3qp0C)

223 SnailRacer!

Smooches. I miss WDS

I’m drunk.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2025 11:40 PM (9kQYH)

224 217 "Put a gargoyle statue by your front door." said a guy I worked with, after I'd mentioned being visited by JWs

I have monkey statues. Granted, not gargoyles, but monkeys can be real assholes.

They aren't that big. But concrete. Each is about 175 pounds.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 11:40 PM (Sco7b)

225 89 44 Wow.....7:15 and not a single trick or treater.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2025 10:15 PM (QGaXH)

7:30 - still no trick or treaters....waaaahhhhh!

What am I gonna do with all this candy?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2025 10:30 PM (QGaXH)

8:30 PM - outside lights out.

No trick or treaters this year.

Maybe next year get the alligators out of the moat and let the drawbridge down......

Yeah....like I'm all of a sudden gonna become an extrovert....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2025 11:40 PM (QGaXH)

226 I think I have a crush on Ashley StClair.

that was a killer post.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Antisocial Media Influencer at October 31, 2025 11:40 PM (0aYVJ)

227 Blue state shit holes are a safe bet. Any dem run city in a blue or red state filled with gimmedats.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I made my last run for a while to both the grocery and likka stores.

I am only interested in the EBT Apocalypse if I can watch it in real time from cameras far from me.

If it happens when and where one expects, I will run out of Bourbon long before food.

Because sometimes, you just gotta laugh. And drink.

Posted by: Miklos needs Federal Funding to make video of EBT riots a Drinking Game at October 31, 2025 11:41 PM (0Cvnr)

228 It got quiet all of a sudden. These brats have until 2100 PDT to get candy, and then I'm done.

Posted by: PabloD at October 31, 2025 11:42 PM (H1N8f)

229 Gawd.
So much content.
And so few biers.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2025 11:42 PM (2WIwB)

230 I just completed producing my first-ever livecast, and it went 100% perfect! I can't believe it! I'm on f'n Cloud Nine and the party tunage is now cranked UP!

Hey Murphy's Law: Maybe next time, you SOB! Ha!

Posted by: gp at October 31, 2025 11:44 PM (7imtn)

231 No trick or treaters this year.

M
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)

There are Trick you and Treat me people allright

https://x.com/i/status/1719729776385216678

Posted by: Miklos so notes at October 31, 2025 11:44 PM (0Cvnr)

232 Do the hood rats not have any food so that at 12:01am they start starving?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 31, 2025 11:36 PM (3qp0C)

Any old excuse to riot will do.

Our team won the Championship! Let's riot!

Our team lost the Championship! Let's riot!

Coca-Cola is bringing back Mr. Pibb! Let's riot!

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 31, 2025 11:45 PM (JS0nJ)

233 >>> I think I have a crush on Ashley StClair.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Antisocial Media Influencer at October 31, 2025 11:40 PM (0aYVJ)

She has expensive tastes.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2025 11:46 PM (3uBP9)

234 Bought enough groceries this week to not need to go again for several weeks. Also vacuum sealed another 20 lbs of rice for the burning times.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 31, 2025 11:47 PM (W3AhE)

235 Nurse!
I miss her, too.
I’m not.

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 31, 2025 11:47 PM (CU/cE)

236 First World Problems!

So, YoutubeTV (Google) and Disney are having a tiff over $$$. Both corporations are evil and deserve a smiting, but that won't happen. Not yet, anyway. That means no ESPN or ABC on YoutubeTV until the sniping stops. Thankfully, most of my college football teams I follow, suck. Pitt and Virginia are doing alright. VTech, WVU, and Penn State aren't. I watch mostly racing and golf anyway.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 31, 2025 11:47 PM (s1NDj)

237 I have a statue, about 3 feet high, brought back from China by my maternal grandmother, the artist. It is, according to her description, “an example of Hellenistic influence in Asian sculpture”. It is probably some sort of goddess and has some intrinsic artistic merit. I moved it to the front door as it’s meant to be displayed outdoors, and the front door area provides some protection from the elements. It seems to keep Jehovah’s Witnesses and the like away. I explained it’s provenance to my minister, and he exclaimed,”You don’t have to apologize for having it!” And I don’t.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 31, 2025 11:48 PM (ZVgZ4)

238 Coca-Cola is bringing back Mr. Pibb! Let's riot!
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 31, 2025 11:45 PM (JS0nJ)

Tried that shit once. Carbonated prune juice, I think. Not even a very good paint remover.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2025 11:48 PM (npFr7)

239 "Mr. Pibb" is but a poor imitation, a watered-down version, of Dr. Pepper.

Posted by: JQ at October 31, 2025 11:52 PM (rdVOm)

240 I've seen all kinds of spooky specters and Halloween haints during my nocturnal perambulations with my female hellion tonight.

But nothing so creepy as a bunch of dudes with fake tits, wearing shirts that say "Protect The Dolls." That's a real horror show.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2025 11:53 PM (BI5O2)

241 >>> Coca-Cola is bringing back Mr. Pibb! Let's riot!
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 31, 2025 11:45 PM (JS0nJ)

Tried that shit once. Carbonated prune juice, I think. Not even a very good paint remover.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2025 11:48 PM (npFr7)

So you're not a fan of Dr. Pepper I imagine. The worst is something you'll find down in the south called Cheerwine. It tastes like years-old tops baseball card gum. But some people love it.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2025 11:53 PM (3uBP9)

242
YD,

It's sick shit.

Posted by: fourseasons at October 31, 2025 11:54 PM (3ek7K)

243 I made my last run for a while to both the grocery and likka stores.

I am only interested in the EBT Apocalypse if I can watch it in real time from cameras far from me.

If it happens when and where one expects, I will run out of Bourbon long before food.

Because sometimes, you just gotta laugh. And drink.

Posted by: Miklos needs Federal Funding to make video of EBT riots a Drinking Game at October 31, 2025 11:41 PM (0Cvnr)

No free shit army in my area, not expecting any either. With all the farms around here they would never be found.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2025 11:54 PM (snZF9)

244
Apparently, his wife had placed some garden statue-- a gargoyle with gazing ball (popular in the 90's)-- near their entry & the JWs just stopped coming to their house.

Get the solar powered one!

https://t.ly/5OHzC

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2025 11:54 PM (pkeXY)

245 Upside down cross on the door and pitchfork shaped driveway lights also does wonders. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Damn

All I got along the driveway is some half buried old tires painted white.

And them could use some paint.

But hell, I know where I'm goin'

It's My Damn Trailer, like I don't know where my lot is

Posted by: Greetings from Trailer Acres at October 31, 2025 11:54 PM (0Cvnr)

246 Got 2 TorTers tonight-- a cowboy and a grim reaper. They brought their dogs and their mom with. So cute!

*stares at bowl of 'Fun Size' Skittles packets*

Tomorrow? Target practice!

Posted by: JQ at October 31, 2025 11:55 PM (rdVOm)

247 So you're not a fan of Dr. Pepper I imagine. The worst is something you'll find down in the south called Cheerwine. It tastes like years-old tops baseball card gum. But some people love it.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2025 11:53 PM (3uBP9)

I've had Cheerwine. It was drinkable, but too sweet for my taste.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2025 11:55 PM (npFr7)

248 She has expensive tastes.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2025 11:46 PM (3uBP9)
--
I actually know nothing about her. But that was a fucking wicked brilliant post.

I absolutely loathe Massive Headwound Ilmar. Vile beast.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Antisocial Media Influencer at October 31, 2025 11:58 PM (0aYVJ)

249 When Coca Cola introduced Mr. Pibb they called it Dr. Pibb which led to a lawsuit that Dr. Pepper won. So they changed it to Mr. Pibb. It’s been an imitator since the start!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 01, 2025 12:00 AM (ZVgZ4)

250 Rambo and Terminator rankings are incorrect.

T2 is only flashing SFX, T1 is the superior story...so much so, it got sued.

Rambo 1 is a good drama, body count of 1 and not by Rambo's hand. Rambo 2 is peak action and defines what a Rambo movie is.

Also more sex and nudity in Terminator 1. Better kills and gunplay too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 01, 2025 12:01 AM (xcxpd)

251 I'm a T1 guy, as well. But my stepdaughter loves T2. I don't really care. Both movies kick ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2025 12:03 AM (BI5O2)

252 'But nothing so creepy as a bunch of dudes with fake tits, wearing shirts that say "Protect The Dolls." That's a real horror show.'

Genesis 19 NIV:

"4 Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom—both young and old—surrounded the house. 5 They called to Lot, “Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them.”

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 12:04 AM (7imtn)

253 I think T1 was the creepier of them all. Seemed darker.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 01, 2025 12:04 AM (snZF9)

254 243 I made my last run for a while to both the grocery and likka stores.

I am only interested in the EBT Apocalypse if I can watch it in real time from cameras far from me.

If it happens when and where one expects, I will run out of Bourbon long before food.

Because sometimes, you just gotta laugh. And drink.

Posted by: Miklos needs Federal Funding to make video of EBT riots a Drinking Game at October 31, 2025 11:41 PM (0Cvnr)

No free shit army in my area, not expecting any either. With all the farms around here they would never be found.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2025 11:54 PM (snZF9)

I shop at Costco. You gotta show ID to get in and pay $50 a year at least to shop there. No Didntdunuffins there.

Also, I have guns.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 01, 2025 12:05 AM (xcxpd)

255 Also, T1 has the greatest pickup line ever... "Come with me, if you want to live."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2025 12:05 AM (BI5O2)

256 I actually know nothing about her. But that was a fucking wicked brilliant post.

I absolutely loathe Massive Headwound Ilmar. Vile beast.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Antisocial Media Influencer at October 31, 2025 11:58 PM (0aYVJ)

I wonder if BroFo even got the allusion. She's not all that bright.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2025 12:06 AM (npFr7)

257 It is a very windy night here, not a single trick or treater appeared at my door, they were probably afraid that a tree would fall on them.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 01, 2025 12:06 AM (0nHVk)

258 Linda Hamilton ROCKED in T2. No nude titties needed.

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 12:06 AM (7imtn)

259 You know who I miss, besides Chavez the Hugo and Vic, I miss KBdaBear. So many fine T&A links.

Whatever happened to him?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 01, 2025 12:07 AM (xcxpd)

260 You know who I miss, besides Chavez the Hugo and Vic, I miss KBdaBear. So many fine T&A links.

Whatever happened to him?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 01, 2025 12:07 AM (xcxpd)

He showed up in a thread here within a week or so.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2025 12:08 AM (npFr7)

261 >>> She has expensive tastes.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2025 11:46 PM (3uBP9)
--
I actually know nothing about her. But that was a fucking wicked brilliant post.

I absolutely loathe Massive Headwound Ilmar. Vile beast.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Antisocial Media Influencer at October 31, 2025 11:58 PM (0aYVJ)

She got Musk to knock her up with space babies. And then, in Musk general fashion, he got bored and dumped her, she got jealous, there's some sort of legal thing going on.

Nobody looked good, the crew she was hanging out with, including babylon bee and for some time turning point, weren't great in this, somehow involved in setting them up.

She should have known Musk was a 55yo peterpan dipshit that wasn't going to sweep her off her feet to live happily ever after. She was young but not that young.

Musk making a big deal about how she wasn't as young as he wanted. Dude, you sick ai gooning mfer.

It was all bad. But like I said before, I do really hope at least the kid will be ok. I mean on one hand, he'll be drowning in money as he grows up, but on the other, he'll be drowning in money as he grows up.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 01, 2025 12:08 AM (3uBP9)

262 Nine pm. Closed up after three hours. Fewer this year than last, but no one over thirteen this time. Oh, well. More candy for me!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 01, 2025 12:09 AM (uQesX)

263
Halloween

The only day of the year when a distinct Hungarian accent is Cool.

Fine. Money for me.

Did twelve hours of Scary Count Miklos today. First part was at Walmart, part of the script I was given was about "you can buy still candy on SNAP today, last day"

Or "Ultima Dia" in the Spanish script, which was about 75%.

I was encouraged to be "scary" so I started with Hola! Count Miklos Immigra de CBP!"

Posted by: Count Miklos Floyd, Scaring the Keeds at November 01, 2025 12:10 AM (0Cvnr)

264 260 You know who I miss, besides Chavez the Hugo and Vic, I miss KBdaBear. So many fine T&A links.

Whatever happened to him?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 01, 2025 12:07 AM (xcxpd)

He showed up in a thread here within a week or so.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2025 12:08 AM (npFr7)

Good. We need our elder statesmen.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 01, 2025 12:10 AM (xcxpd)

265 Fired and escorted out, but with the cheap-ass Walmart Dracula costume.

I have a much better Hungarian Count outfit, don't wear it for work, because the temp agency does not pay for dry cleaning.

So the temp agency sent me to some bars and clubs. Hourly rate the same, but they buy you drinks.

Anyway, I insisted on being paid hourly by Venmo, money to Eyegore to stock the bar back at the ruined castle and start the Gulyas.

Now back at the castle, fire in the large fireplace. Changed out of that polyester crap into my favorite silk smoking jacket. Brushed teeth/fangs.

Now we await the cute chicks in the Slutty Vampire costumes. Slutty Nurses etc. are quite welcome.

Eyegore gets the best chicks. Girls like guys with the "hump" thing going.

Posted by: Count Miklos Floyd, Scaring the Keeds at November 01, 2025 12:10 AM (0Cvnr)

266 >>> You know who I miss, besides Chavez the Hugo and Vic, I miss KBdaBear. So many fine T&A links.

Whatever happened to him?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 01, 2025 12:07 AM (xcxpd)

I've seen him around infrequently. Maybe a few weeks ago. And he's on the twitters.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 01, 2025 12:12 AM (3uBP9)

267 170 138 Braenard -- Anise pizelles for the win!!!
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin
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She only made them at Christmas because they were so difficult.
Other than delicious, they had to be made up and baked a bit then taken out and allowed to rise, then baked to finish.
Almost ivory color with a thin crust about an inch or so high. Looked like two pieces the base cookie shaped with a dome.
She took the recipe with her.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 01, 2025 12:12 AM (D1XPg)

268 We had a long dry spell up til the Nor'easter this week. Plenty of time to paint my half-buried tires. The whiteness stands out. Driveway is a gravel semi-circle. Looks nice, but I hope the county don't raise my taxes.

Posted by: Nana, On A Very Fixed Income at November 01, 2025 12:13 AM (oftw2)

269 If you want to get the chicks, give out paprikash. Skin on, bone in, browned in lard, with wax peppers, and plenty of onion. Old ways are best ways.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2025 12:16 AM (BI5O2)

270 >>> Did twelve hours of Scary Count Miklos today. First part was at Walmart

Posted by: Count Miklos Floyd, Scaring the Keeds at November 01, 2025 12:10 AM (0Cvnr)

Velcome to Valmart, ah HAH HAH HAH HAH HAAAAH!

Posted by: banana Dream at November 01, 2025 12:18 AM (3uBP9)

271 These cock sucking commie fucking fuckers wouldn't know a fact if I hit them upside the head with my own huge fucking cock.

Worthless shits with panties around their ankles and no customers

Posted by: The Chavez Abides at November 01, 2025 12:19 AM (0Cvnr)

272 Posted by: The Chavez Abides at November 01, 2025 12:19 AM (0Cvnr)

That was pretty close, lol. Man, that guy was great at cursing. A virtuoso.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2025 12:21 AM (BI5O2)

273 252 Genesis 19 NIV:

"4 Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom—both young and old—surrounded the house. 5 They called to Lot, “Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them.”
Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 12:04 AM (7imtn)

No 2nd Amendment in Sodom....?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 01, 2025 12:21 AM (QGaXH)

274 If you want to get the chicks, give out paprikash. Skin on, bone in, browned in lard, with wax peppers, and plenty of onion. Old ways are best ways.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Dis one, he no de wey

Posted by: What is the way to a woman's heart, if dat chick got tojasok? at November 01, 2025 12:22 AM (0Cvnr)

275 "No 2nd Amendment in Sodom....?"

The problem was effectively taken care of, shortly after that passage, without guns.

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 12:25 AM (7imtn)

276 259 You know who I miss, besides Chavez the Hugo and Vic, I miss KBdaBear. So many fine T&A links.

Whatever happened to him?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 01, 2025 12:07 AM (xcxpd)

He has been spotted in the past year, showed up for something significant like debate night, maybe?

I do miss his nightly compliance posts I think he called them.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 01, 2025 12:26 AM (QGaXH)

277 I think Empire of Jeff was the true master of letting it fly. Thats someone I would like to see here again. The shit he would come up with. But yeah, Chavez was was a badass. I miss him.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 01, 2025 12:30 AM (snZF9)

278 Skin on, bone in

key to any Sexy paprikas

Posted by: Lisa now demands Oliver to get OUT of New York at November 01, 2025 12:31 AM (0Cvnr)

279 Chavez the Hugo made me snort.

He was a gem.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 01, 2025 12:34 AM (vRoTw)

280 Eyegore gets the best chicks. Girls like guys with the "hump" thing going.

What hump?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 01, 2025 12:35 AM (ZVgZ4)

281 The ONT WTF cartoon was later used in a video for the Tones on Tail song "Go."

Posted by: PabloD at November 01, 2025 12:36 AM (H1N8f)

282 Chavez the Hugo made me snort.

He was a gem.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 01, 2025 12:34 AM (vRoTw)

Yeah he would come out of left field with shit that was hysterical, and you only needed to read the first few words to know who it was. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 01, 2025 12:36 AM (snZF9)

283 Eyegore gets the best chicks. Girls like guys with the "hump" thing going.

What hump?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 01, 2025 12:35 AM (ZVgZ4

Sedagive??!?

Posted by: Frahnk-en-steen at November 01, 2025 12:37 AM (cbVuQ)

284 Looks like the Dodgers get home ice advantage for Game 7. Should be a barn-burner.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2025 12:37 AM (npFr7)

285 The wrath of God works better than any gun!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 01, 2025 12:37 AM (ZVgZ4)

286 Coca-Cola is bringing back Mr. Pibb! Let's riot!

I never knew Mr Pube had been discontinued.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 01, 2025 12:37 AM (lUFok)

287 275 "No 2nd Amendment in Sodom....?"

The problem was effectively taken care of, shortly after that passage, without guns.
Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 12:25 AM (7imtn)

Yes. Nuked 'em from orbit. It WAS the only way to be sure.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 01, 2025 12:37 AM (QGaXH)

288 The ONT WTF cartoon was later used in a video for the Tones on Tail song "Go."
Posted by: PabloD at November 01, 2025 12:36 AM (H1N8f)

That cartoon shows up on Ewetoob with a lot of different music attached to it. I don't know what was the original sound track. The cartoon skeletons are very well done.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2025 12:39 AM (npFr7)

289 Swearing is one of my favorite things, and has been since early childhood. I've been trying to do it less for my daughter's sake, but then I think about swearing heros like Chavez, and I feel like a fuckin' sorry ass bitch made cuck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2025 12:39 AM (/S4AJ)

290 There should be some regular "cuss like Chavez" competition on the ONT.

In respect, and to keep us on our linguistic toes

"A gentleman is one who can compliment a lady for three minutes, and cuss for five without repeating himself".

Posted by: Miklos demands satisfaction at November 01, 2025 12:40 AM (0Cvnr)

291 284 Looks like the Dodgers get home ice advantage for Game 7. Should be a barn-burner.

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What happened to Toronto?

I mean scheduled-wise, not civic collapse-wise

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2025 12:44 AM (0RiMX)

292 289 Swearing is one of my favorite things

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It sounded better when Julie Andrews sang it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2025 12:45 AM (0RiMX)

293 On NOV. 3rd, expect Blue States to have their primary voting block riot in the streets.

Their "AHEM" primary voting block indeed.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 01, 2025 12:47 AM (25kuG)

294 292 289 Swearing is one of my favorite things

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It sounded better when Julie Andrews sang it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2025 12:45 AM (0RiMX)

And then I don't feel... sooo... bad...

Wow... it works.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 01, 2025 12:47 AM (mP0Kj)

295 I am almost done with the wiring phase of the transmission swap on the Avanti. Really hadn't planned on a re-wire, but I kept finding other fuckups, and one thing led to another. I think I have ONE wire left to connect, and that is ignition power to the 4th gear pressure switch in the transmission to enable converter lockup in 4th. And that one will be "temporary", since I think I will want to have a vacuum switch in the circuit, so that any brisk acceleration will unlock the converter momentarily.

Signal lights work. Courtesy light works, horn works. I tidied up the spark plug wires, and fitted them into little wire brackets stolen off the dead Suburban engine. Underhood area is starting to look tidy again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2025 12:48 AM (npFr7)

296 Terminator was really a one shot idea. That's the problem with movies being made because of marketing. Imagine a "Them 2" and "Them 3" etc. Sequels only really work if the story can be continued and new angles can be found. Often the novelty of the idea is very specific and once you know the idea there's not much more to do than expound on the backstory. Marketing types LOVE to not have to sell a new idea though, which is why there are so many remakes of movies that never needed a remake

Posted by: Azjaeger at November 01, 2025 12:48 AM (3/XaG)

297 I never knew Mr Pube had been discontinued.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Mr. Microphone was also discontinued.

Coincidence?

Posted by: Miklos demands ANWSERS at November 01, 2025 12:49 AM (0Cvnr)

298 VU meters pinned crimson, and still not loud enough. Shit. Time for bigger amp, and deader ears. YOLO!

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 12:49 AM (7imtn)

299 Sorry...I meant primary voting Black...my bad.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 01, 2025 12:50 AM (25kuG)

300 Mr. Microphone was also discontinued.

Coincidence?

Blatant misandry is more like it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 01, 2025 12:51 AM (lUFok)

301 But if Julie Andrews cussed like Chavez, it wouldn't sound like cussing, would it?

Small children would fall asleep to that.

Posted by: Parenthood Advice from Evil Count Miklos at November 01, 2025 12:52 AM (0Cvnr)

302 I'll be back to pick ya up later!

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 12:54 AM (7imtn)

303 My guess for the original soundtrack for the skeletons cartoon would be something from the 1930s, which this version doesn’t have.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 01, 2025 12:54 AM (ZVgZ4)

304 Underhood area is starting to look tidy again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I have realized that..I must move on.

But I can't

Posted by: the Wretched Panhard at November 01, 2025 12:54 AM (0Cvnr)

305 Blatant misandry is more like it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 01, 2025 12:51 AM (lUFok)

Pass the biscuits, Misandry?

https://youtu.be/pgn_aNCBXKw

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2025 12:55 AM (npFr7)

306 I'll be back to pick ya up later!
Posted by: gp

I can afford a better cool car now than when I was 17.

Not sure if it would work today.

But why not try?

Posted by: Miklos is no Joe Biden at November 01, 2025 12:56 AM (0Cvnr)

307 Mr. Microphone was also discontinued.

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It seemed like a fine Ronco product, but they never incorporated the smooth-action Johnson spin-casting reel. A real shame.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2025 12:56 AM (BI5O2)

308 Aliens was just as good as, if not better than Alien. It went downhill from there.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 01, 2025 12:59 AM (ZVgZ4)

309 It seemed like a fine Ronco product, but they never incorporated the smooth-action Johnson spin-casting reel. A real shame.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Ah

So you have a Ronco Pocket Fisherman. Copyright having expired, your proposed modifications could work with the upgraded Bass-O-Matic 3000

I have the Bottle Jar and Jug Cutter, as well as a Rhinestone and Stud Setter.

Posted by: Ron Miklos-Popeil, another fine Central European Product at November 01, 2025 01:03 AM (0Cvnr)

310 Mr. Microphone was also discontinued.

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It seemed like a fine Ronco product, but they never incorporated the smooth-action Johnson spin-casting reel. A real shame.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Tell me about it.

Posted by: The Salad Shooter at November 01, 2025 01:03 AM (XeU6L)

311 Democrats want a race war...they have nothing else as their base is deserting them.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 01, 2025 01:04 AM (25kuG)

312 2 middle smaller toes are burning painful and cramp in left leg

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2025 01:05 AM (+qU29)

313
It seemed like a fine Ronco product, but they never incorporated the smooth-action Johnson spin-casting reel. A real shame.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Tell me about it.
Posted by: The Salad Shooter at November 01, 2025 01:03 AM (XeU6L)

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Fun for the entire family!

Posted by: The Richard Simmons Chia Pet at November 01, 2025 01:06 AM (0RiMX)

314 2 middle smaller toes are burning painful and cramp in left leg
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2025 01:05 AM (+qU29)

Could be a touch of the gout, maybe? Get up, walk around a bit, maybe drink a bottle of Gatorade for the electrolytes?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2025 01:07 AM (npFr7)

315 Democrats want a race war...they have nothing else as their base is deserting them.
Posted by: Nightwatch

They are leaving! But we don't know who exactly

They all look alike

Posted by: Karen AWFL at November 01, 2025 01:07 AM (0Cvnr)

316 That top painting is quite well done; really gives the impression of back-lighting.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2025 01:08 AM (npFr7)

317 Fun for the entire family!
Posted by: The Richard Simmons Chia Pet
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I point out, from time to time, that the Obama Chia Pet is still available. It's as if it's NOS.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2025 01:09 AM (XeU6L)

318 2 middle smaller toes are burning painful and cramp in left leg
Posted by: Skip

I'm make a warm poultice

Maybe some of "Uncle" Raymond's brandy

Posted by: Earth Mother Aunt Miklos at November 01, 2025 01:09 AM (0Cvnr)

319 I point out, from time to time, that the Obama Chia Pet is still available. It's as if it's NOS.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,

That just messes with my head

Posted by: Big Mike at November 01, 2025 01:11 AM (0Cvnr)

320 If it’s gout, wiggle those toes! It will hurt but will warm up the joints and help dissolve the crystals that form from gout.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 01, 2025 01:11 AM (ZVgZ4)

321 Godfather III wasn't that bad

Back To The Future II was worse

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2025 01:12 AM (0RiMX)

322 NOS = Never On Sale?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 01, 2025 01:13 AM (ZVgZ4)

323 Well, past 2300 here, and I am getting the yawns. Time for bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2025 01:14 AM (npFr7)

324 Tell me about it.
Posted by: The Salad Shooter

Replaced by low wage young ladies in the Philippines

Posted by: Miklos never knew a banana could do that at November 01, 2025 01:14 AM (0Cvnr)

325 Godfather III wasn't that bad

Back To The Future II was worse
Posted by: Cicero

RFK Jr seems OK

Posted by: Miklos vandeVoort Molnar V at November 01, 2025 01:17 AM (0Cvnr)

326 "I can afford a better cool car now than when I was 17.

Not sure if it would work today.

But why not try?"

Get one of those big chest medallions. It's cheaper, and the chicks really go for those. Like a lucky shiny fishing lure.

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 01:18 AM (7imtn)

327 2 middle smaller toes are burning painful and cramp in left leg
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2025 01:05 AM (+qU29)
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Could be a touch of the gout, maybe? Get up, walk around a bit, maybe drink a bottle of Gatorade for the electrolytes?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2025 01:07 AM (npFr7)

Here I was thinking 'amputation', then slap the hot iron, but we'll go with 'Gatorade'.

Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2025 01:18 AM (gKDq2)

328 Best literary description of expert cursing evah:

"[He] broke loose upon [his victim] like a thunderclap. Oaths rolled from his lips in a continuous stream. And they were not namby-pamby oaths, or mere expressions of indecency. Each word was a blasphemy, and there were many words. They crisped and crackled like electric sparks. I had never heard anything like it in my life, nor could I have conceived it possible. With a turn for literary expression myself, and a penchant for forcible figures and phrases, I appreciated, as no other listener, I dare say, the peculiar vividness and strength and absolute blasphemy of his metaphors. ...

I was shocked. Oaths and vile language of any sort had always been repellent to me. I felt a wilting sensation, a sinking at the heart, and, I might just as well say, a giddiness ... While I appreciated the power of the terrific denunciation that swept of [the coprolalian's] mouth, I was inexpressibly shocked, The scorching torrent was enough to wither the face of [its victim.] I should have not been surprised if his beard had frizzled and curled and flared up in smoke and flame."

Guess the book and/or author.

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 01:21 AM (7imtn)

329 Get one of those big chest medallions. It's cheaper, and the chicks really go for those. Like a lucky shiny fishing lure.
Posted by: gp

I inherited a bunch of Collectible Plates.

Franklin Mint, the real shit.

Like that?

Posted by: Miklos, street stylin' at November 01, 2025 01:23 AM (0Cvnr)

330 Goodnight AOP, I am going to sleep too. Sweet Halloween dreams Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 01, 2025 01:23 AM (0nHVk)

331 Guess the book and/or author.
Posted by: gp

Forsooth!

Posted by: Chaste and Retiring Miss Miklos at November 01, 2025 01:25 AM (0Cvnr)

332 I am bothered by details in the latest episode of Spy x Familly Season 3. In my mind it’s set in the 1960s. But the Westania agents are watching events on TV (in appropriate low res) but in color, and they are videotaping it and rewinding the tape to review scenes and details. That seems like a mixing of eras. I know, the whole scenario is made-up fiction. But it doesn’t appear to be consistent. I think the problem is, the creators don’t know quite when what technology was introduced. And, yeah, you can say they are spies and have advanced spy technologies. But why is the broadcast in color? And the phones have rotary dials!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 01, 2025 01:26 AM (ZVgZ4)

333 NOS = Never On Sale?
Posted by: Nemo
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New Old Stock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2025 01:26 AM (XeU6L)

334 Hark!

How yonder wind breaks!

Posted by: Shakespeare, as written my 14 year old Miklos at November 01, 2025 01:26 AM (0Cvnr)

335 New Old Stock
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Sorry, no

I bought a "semi-boneless" leg of lamb.

New or Old

Gotta bone or it don't.

Some people just obfuscate in a duplicitous manner.

Posted by: Miklos' Old Mama just said"they's lyin'" at November 01, 2025 01:30 AM (0Cvnr)

336 "I inherited a bunch of Collectible Plates.

Franklin Mint, the real shit.

Like that?"

I found a gigantic solid silver medallion at a garage sale for $10, sold it for $200. Wish I hadn't.

You would not believe how much PM you can find in people's old junk, and costume jewelry. But my garage saling days are over. Gotta conserve this old jalopy, because I sure as hell can't afford a new one these days.

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 01:30 AM (7imtn)

337 Any mention of Trump moving the National Guard into DC to prevent the Coup?

Posted by: Goatweed at November 01, 2025 01:32 AM (jK3NL)

338 Swearing is one of my favorite things, and has been since early childhood. I've been trying to do it less for my daughter's sake, but then I think about swearing heros like Chavez, and I feel like a fuckin' sorry ass bitch made cuck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2025 12:39 AM (/S4AJ)

My father was a master. He mellowed out later in life, but in his prime he cursed forward and backwards. Son of a bitching bastard bastard son of a bitch. Shit like that. Sometimes I swore he made up words. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 01, 2025 01:32 AM (snZF9)

339 Guess the book and/or author.
Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 01:21 AM (7imtn)

"Hop on Pop" by Dr. Suess?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 01, 2025 01:32 AM (JS0nJ)

340 "Guess the book and/or author."

Tick tock

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 01:32 AM (7imtn)

341 Hark!

How yonder wind breaks!
Posted by: Shakespeare, as written my 14 year old Miklos at November 01, 2025 01:26 AM (0Cvnr)

Oh, The Humanity!

Oh, The Flatulence!

Posted by: Herbert Morrison at November 01, 2025 01:32 AM (gKDq2)

342 YD, you have an excellent way for words! I am not worthy.

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 01:33 AM (7imtn)

343 Franklin Mint, the real shit.

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Rimmed in genuine 14 karat gold leaf?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2025 01:34 AM (0RiMX)

344 The animation up top is a Walt Disney, The Skeleton Dance, 1929

It did have a musical score

Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2025 01:34 AM (rbvCR)

345 Gotta conserve this old jalopy, because I sure as hell can't afford a new one these days.
Posted by: gp

I hear Mr. Junior Samples will give you a good deal.

Call at BR-549

Posted by: Miklos just a grinnin' and a-pickin' at November 01, 2025 01:35 AM (0Cvnr)

346 Hark, hark, the lark!
And Phoebus' guns arise.
And winking muzzles begin
To ope their blue-stained mouths.

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 01:36 AM (7imtn)

347 Guess the book and/or author.
Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 01:21 AM (7imtn)

"Solomon Kane" by Robert E. Howard?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 01, 2025 01:36 AM (JS0nJ)

348 "Rimmed in genuine 14 karat gold leaf?"

Yup, numbered too. With printed Certificate! Only fifty ever made. I'll trade you for some Bored Ape NFTs.

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 01:37 AM (7imtn)

349 Rimmed in genuine 14 karat gold leaf?
Posted by: Cicero

This one is clever.

No, I will not give my address

Posted by: Miklos has dog too, you thievin' miscreants at November 01, 2025 01:38 AM (0Cvnr)

350 Robert Louis Stevenson, either Kidnapped or Treasure Island.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2025 01:38 AM (rbvCR)

351 Time's up.

First clue:
The fiery curser is Captain Wolf Larsen.

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 01:39 AM (7imtn)

352 OK, I was wrong.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2025 01:39 AM (rbvCR)

353 "Call at BR-549"

Is that out on Figueroa, or up in Chatsworth?

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 01:40 AM (7imtn)

354 Horizontality calls

Another day, another losing battle with gravity.

Posted by: Miklos bids a Lawrence Welk adieu at November 01, 2025 01:41 AM (0Cvnr)

355 My ears aren't bleeding yet. Going out for that new amp tomorrow. Oops, today.

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 01:42 AM (7imtn)

356 Didn’t Lawrence Welk have a song they always ended the program with?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 01, 2025 01:46 AM (ZVgZ4)

357 "Didn’t Lawrence Welk have a song they always ended the program with?"

I got it playing right now: "Drugs are Good," by NOFX. But it needs to be played louder than this.

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 01:48 AM (7imtn)

358 I’m so old I remember when exchanges had letters as well as numbers, like SWift 5-4008, i.e., 795-4008.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 01, 2025 01:52 AM (ZVgZ4)

359 345 Gotta conserve this old jalopy, because I sure as hell can't afford a new one these days.
Posted by: gp
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And after you buy it, the insurance. That's like another car note.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 01, 2025 01:53 AM (D1XPg)

360 HUdson 3-2700 for carpets!

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 01:53 AM (7imtn)

361 Small town college. The whole town had one/the same prefix.
You didn't need to dial it. Four digits got your number.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 01, 2025 01:55 AM (D1XPg)

362 I’m so old I remember when exchanges had letters as well as numbers, like SWift 5-4008, i.e., 795-4008.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 01, 2025 01:52 AM (ZVgZ4)

Growing up, my home number was JUstice 8-5519, 588-5519.

Posted by: Herbert Morrison at November 01, 2025 01:55 AM (gKDq2)

363
Pennsylvania 6 500

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 01, 2025 01:56 AM (D1XPg)

364 "And after you buy it, the insurance. That's like another car note."

Copy that! This is not good. If I had to carry full car insurance, it would be cheaper to ditch the car and just Uber everywhere. I did the math. The car's 15 years old. Can't last too much longer.

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 01:56 AM (7imtn)

365 Bye, Herb.

Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2025 01:56 AM (gKDq2)

366 "The Sea Wolf" by Jack London?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 01, 2025 01:56 AM (JS0nJ)

367
Just got back from Bugonia. Wasn't wild about it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 01, 2025 01:58 AM (xJGPn)

368 Pennsylvania 6 500

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 01, 2025 01:56 AM (D1XPg)

I know that phone number worked into the early '80s, to the hotel across from Penn Station, whatever name it was, Statler-Penn or something. May still work for all I know.

Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2025 01:58 AM (gKDq2)

369 >>>The car's 15 years old. Can't last too much longer.
Posted by: gp
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Mine's 21 old enough to vote. Main thing is a good honest mechanic.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 01, 2025 01:58 AM (D1XPg)

370 Vance did the meme!! Halloween made.
https://tinyurl.com/3nbarjwe

Also lots of cute costumes from trick or treaters, and kpop demon hunters, as expected. I was actually happy to see older teens. It was refreshing. They aren't getting into trouble and looked happy.

Bought donuts, cider, and caramel for dunking apples. Watched Halloween stuff. Good times.

Posted by: LizLem at November 01, 2025 01:59 AM (gWBY1)

371 364 Guess the author and/or book title:

'"How did you go bankrupt?" Bill asked.
"Two ways," Mike said. "Gradually and then suddenly."'

I am currently in the "gradually" phase. It sucks balls to fall out of the Middle Class. Nobody to blame but me, I admit it.

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 01:59 AM (7imtn)

372 366 Yes sir! Thank you for playing! Hope you enjoyed the quote. I LOVE the way that guy writes!

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 02:02 AM (7imtn)

373
Lol, the photo of Vance wearing a wig.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 01, 2025 02:05 AM (3ek7K)

374
Write it down, in your book
On your wall, oh baby just call
Pennsylvania 6-5000
In your room, in your bed
Keep it in your head, oh baby just call
Pensylvannia 6-5000

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 01, 2025 02:06 AM (D1XPg)

375 "Mine's 21 old enough to vote. Main thing is a good honest mechanic."

I had to replace the heater/AC control panel this year. I took a chance and bought a used one online for $90. I couldn't figure out how to get the old one out, even with the new tools they told me to use, so I took it to my regular mechanic to put in, and they graciously charged only $100.

They hesitated at first, because the wiring harness behind the panel is a bit charred. I said, well, we're this close, so shoot the moon, and got lucky.

Dealership would have charged me probably $1500 for that job.

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 02:06 AM (7imtn)

376 367
Just got back from Bugonia. Wasn't wild about it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Say high to Ruby while you were there?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 01, 2025 02:10 AM (D1XPg)

377 I don't see how Uber drivers can break even, without generous tips. The fuel, insurance, maintenance, wear and tear and depreciation on their own equity in their end of the stick.

Uber drivers have to have a clean fairly nice car I think, as required by Uber. Mine wouldn't pass the test.

I just don't see any positive NPV out of that there gig.

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 02:10 AM (7imtn)

378 Gotta go, it's late, getting silly, yall have fun.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 01, 2025 02:11 AM (D1XPg)

379 Four seasons, I love Vance did his own meme. I wondered what wig he'd use if he did it, he chose a solid one.

And I get a kick out of Trump just wearing a suit to the WH for the trick or treaters. Though I saw what I think was AI of him wearing the McDonald's smock and a cardboard McDonald's sign at the WH, his costume being a McDonald's employee again. If he didn't actually do it, opportunity missed.

Posted by: LizLem at November 01, 2025 02:13 AM (gWBY1)

380 OK, "God Save the Queen" is loud enough. At least they had a deaf engineer who knew how to lay it on tape Real Thick. I can hear it with the amp turned off.

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 02:14 AM (7imtn)

381 370 Vance did the meme!! Halloween made.
https://tinyurl.com/3nbarjwe

Can someone show me the inspiration/meme for this? I am woefully out of touch....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 01, 2025 02:14 AM (SRRAx)

382 Can someone show me the inspiration/meme for this? I am woefully out of touch....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 01, 2025 02:14 AM

https://x.com/remarks/status/ 1984372170458378357

[Remove space]

It's from a lefty meme of Vance, not very funny. He ran with it.

Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2025 02:18 AM (gKDq2)

383 Let Anthrax shred you:
youtube.com/watch?v=Hx_m7Y9nGtU

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 02:18 AM (7imtn)

384
Say high to Ruby while you were there?

Posted by: Braenyard

============

Didn't see Ruby. Did she go to see it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 01, 2025 02:21 AM (xJGPn)

385 GP, my husband does Uber as a side gig. Sometimes it doesn't make a ton, sometimes he can make a couple hundred a night. Depends on the holidays, season, weekend or weekday, etc. It helps we live in a place with an active bar scene and he can do the airport run too. (You have to have an extra level of security clearance from Uber to pick up people at the airport, btw.) and as former military, he's also cleared to pick up and drop off people at the base.

But Uber eats? He refuses to do that anymore. It simply does not give a good return at all compared to the fuel and car maintenance. Regular Uber is more lucrative.

He is doing the Halloween drunk crowd tonight, and apparently is making good money so far!

Posted by: LizLem at November 01, 2025 02:21 AM (gWBY1)

386 LizLem, real data MUCH appreciated! Best of luck to you folks! Stay safe!

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 02:22 AM (7imtn)

387 Thanks, RickZ!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 01, 2025 02:24 AM (SRRAx)

388 I looked into getting an e-bike. They're expensive. I don't want to keep it in the house, because they self-combust sometimes.

Worst of all, probably second day I take it to Aldi, somebody will come with a bolt cutter, and throw it in the back of their pickup, and vamoose.

Then there's our minus 20degF winters. Had a minus 30degF a few years ago.

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 02:27 AM (7imtn)

389 Superb cover of "War Pigs" by Judas Priest. So good:
youtube.com/watch?v=IB6jbWoGtlA

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 02:29 AM (7imtn)

390 OK, meat thermometer sez my ear canal is up to 170degF. Serving temperature! Come and get it!

73 and QRT guys! Thanks!

Posted by: gp at November 01, 2025 02:35 AM (7imtn)

391 I am shocked at how bad Harvard's avg SATs are. I took them when I was 13 and did mich better than those scores.

Posted by: heya at November 01, 2025 02:38 AM (XAeCh)

392 An even better cover of "War Pigs":

https://youtu.be/L5m5ycA_QHk

And I am out of here. I'll see you sex-crazed ice weasels tomorrow.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 01, 2025 02:38 AM (JS0nJ)

393 Teresa, here's a decent explanation of the JD Vance hair meme:
https://tinyurl.com/49jwvbxu

I guess the left tried to meme JD after the Ukraine talks where he asked Zelenskyy "did you even say thank you?" Between south park and the left they reeeealy want to make him look fat. I can't tell if it's to fat shame him for being chubby when he was a kid, or just basic mean girl stuff.

What is ironic is we are supposed to not fat shame people, body positivity crap. But when they are trying to make fun of a republican they forget their own woke bullcrap and all that goes out the window.

Posted by: LizLem at November 01, 2025 02:40 AM (gWBY1)

394 Write it down, in your book
On your wall, oh baby just call
Pennsylvania 6-5000
In your room, in your bed
Keep it in your head, oh baby just call
Pennsylvania 6-5000

That Brian Setzer cover rocks! As does his version of "In The Mood" (both on the Vavoom! album, I believe.

Howdy, nightwalkers. Not normally here, but I have about three hours of work to do this morning, and since I can't sleep, I might as well get it done now.

Might be popping in and out.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 01, 2025 02:56 AM (ufSfZ)

395
Kamala did an hour and forty-five minute interview with some guy and I've been listening to the whole thing.

"I tend to be a perfectionist even though I am far from perfect."

"I don't rest easy with the idea that something is not possible. At least, I don't rest easy with it without trying to show that it is possible. But you can't change everyone."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 01, 2025 02:57 AM (xJGPn)

396 Yes, stay safe everyone! Call an Uber driver if you need one and give a nice tip. And please don't throw up in the car! That happened last weekend and my husband called a detailing service to come and clean it up so the interior could get nice again. (Luckily it was mostly alcohol and not food.) he lost a whole day of Ubering. We need to invest in waterproof seat covers I think.

Posted by: LizLem at November 01, 2025 02:57 AM (gWBY1)

397 "[Remove space]"

What does adding a space to a link do other than stretch the margin by another space?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 01, 2025 02:58 AM (89Sog)

398 And I get a kick out of Trump just wearing a suit to the WH for the trick or treaters. Though I saw what I think was AI of him wearing the McDonald's smock and a cardboard McDonald's sign at the WH, his costume being a McDonald's employee again. If he didn't actually do it, opportunity missed.
Posted by: LizLem at November 01, 2025 02:13 AM (gWBY1)

He didn't work at McDonalds to make fun of anyone. I can't imagine him wearing the costume on a lark. He respects people who work for a living.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at November 01, 2025 03:01 AM (urtE/)

399 That Trilogy Chart is missing the best trilogy of them all:

For movies missing

Alien
Predator

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 01, 2025 03:42 AM (/lPRQ)

400 What does adding a space to a link do other than stretch the margin by another space?
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80

Long unbroken character strings blow CBD margins causing him to loose shit upon the perp. Spaces break the strings...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 01, 2025 03:46 AM (/lPRQ)

401 I hadn't heard all those facts about Islam.

One could only believe it in spite of Mohammed.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Most perfect person to have ever lived.
One every good musselman seeks to emulate.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 01, 2025 03:49 AM (/lPRQ)

402 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at November 01, 2025 04:00 AM (RuTUS)

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