Mid-Morning Art Thread

The Toilette
Bartolomé Esteban Murillo

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1
ESPONJA!!1!!1!1

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 03, 2025 09:30 AM (tljrc)

2 Nit picking.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at November 03, 2025 09:31 AM (x1Zfx)

3 Get out the lice comb!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2025 09:31 AM (kDa7l)

4 If that's the toilet, and she's wiping his ears, does that make him a shit head?

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at November 03, 2025 09:32 AM (x1Zfx)

5 Not modernist crap. Good.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

6 Kid going to puke?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 03, 2025 09:32 AM (gkvfK)

7 Nanny checking for head lice.

Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2025 09:32 AM (Oy/m2)

8 Ticks?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2025 09:32 AM (5dJvI)

9 The sweet little dog wants some of that bread.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2025 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

10 I bet that kid's hair smells real good

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 03, 2025 09:33 AM (sKqQm)

11 Nits.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 09:33 AM (E6fZE)

12 Might I suggest Permethrin, Ma'am?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2025 09:33 AM (ySpAZ)

13 Dog, therefore art.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

14 Hobbit Feet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2025 09:33 AM (5dJvI)

15 Gee, your hair smells terrific!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 03, 2025 09:34 AM (0nHVk)

16 Kid going to puke?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 03, 2025 09:32 AM (gkvfK)
******
Or choke on that wad of bread in his mouth.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2025 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

17 I like this one. The kid's got some bread in his left hand, and some meat under his right hand. A nice family life painting.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 03, 2025 09:34 AM (sKqQm)

18 What is that thing on the bench in the lower right?

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

19 Looks like a sepia tone photograph, but it's a big improvement over last week's dreck, lice notwithstanding.

Posted by: Picking a Nit at November 03, 2025 09:34 AM (oftw2)

20 "No! This is MY distraction for hair-combing, not yours!"

Posted by: pookysgirl has a boy and a puppy in her house at November 03, 2025 09:34 AM (Wt5PA)

21 Excellent work. Very nice detail, and the subjects are very lifelike.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 03, 2025 09:34 AM (PSEDc)

22 Is she picking lice out of the kid's hair?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 03, 2025 09:35 AM (bss/y)

23 I usually don’t like portraiture type paintings but the composition of this one had me subconsciously like it on first view.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 03, 2025 09:35 AM (EYmYM)

24 Hey kid--no eating in the toilet.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 03, 2025 09:35 AM (WPL6O)

25 "The Nit Picker"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 03, 2025 09:35 AM (36PRH)

26 I would have thought that a chamber pot would have a bigger opening. Maybe things were different in Spain at the time.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 03, 2025 09:35 AM (CRvDs)

27 Is the kid gonna hit the dog or pet it?

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 09:35 AM (77rzZ)

28 If that's not his grandma, then life sure aged you fast back then.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 03, 2025 09:36 AM (wVcYX)

29 28 If that's not his grandma, then life sure aged you fast back then.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 03, 2025 09:36 AM (wVcYX)

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Older sister.

She's 13.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 03, 2025 09:36 AM (GBKbO)

30 Dog. Art.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2025 09:36 AM (7CivM)

31 "nits turns inta lice."

Posted by: cmeat at November 03, 2025 09:37 AM (R11M+)

32 Older sister.

She's 13.

I wonder if she'd like to go get some ice cream with me?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 03, 2025 09:37 AM (sKqQm)

33 Is that a broom or what on the right side?

Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2025 09:37 AM (Oy/m2)

34 Lice are not nice
Instead try some fried rice

Posted by: Moron poetry at November 03, 2025 09:37 AM (sKqQm)

35 The composition has a great flow bottom left guiding you up to the old lady. Or for some people, top right to bottom left.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 03, 2025 09:37 AM (EYmYM)

36 Hobbit Feet.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2025 09:33 AM

We'll need She Hobbit's opinion on this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2025 09:37 AM (ySpAZ)

37 Monkeys pick lice off each other, even infected Mississippi monkeys.

Posted by: Tail Of Woe at November 03, 2025 09:38 AM (oftw2)

38 Looking for lice … ?

Posted by: Dr_No at November 03, 2025 09:38 AM (ayRl+)

39 "Hold STILL, dang it! You want to be here all day??"

I like.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 03, 2025 09:38 AM (LxER7)

40 Oh, "toilette", not "toilet".

Nevermind.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 03, 2025 09:38 AM (CRvDs)

41 What's the thing on the bench?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 03, 2025 09:38 AM (XvL8K)

42 "hmmm... 666."

Posted by: cmeat at November 03, 2025 09:39 AM (R11M+)

43 Eau de Toilette.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2025 09:39 AM (5dJvI)

44 If that's not his grandma, then life sure aged you fast back then.
Posted by: Count de Monet

I read something once about the Irish peasantry that mentioned their "women who were aged before they were old."

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

45 Hobbit Feet.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2025 09:33 AM (5dJvI)

Hah now I cannot not see the dirt on the feet as hair.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 03, 2025 09:39 AM (EYmYM)

46 If they were Chinese, they could be prepping the evening meal of 'flied lice' …

Posted by: Dr_No at November 03, 2025 09:40 AM (ayRl+)

47 Eating while on the toilet? yuck. You keep this one.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 03, 2025 09:40 AM (89Sog)

48 I remember when my kid had head lice. Didn't last too long, but it was while it did.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 09:40 AM (77rzZ)

49 Before Hadrian gets here.

Dog, therefore art.

Posted by: JTB at November 03, 2025 09:40 AM (yTvNw)

50 @29
"Dis my mother. She oldest woman in village. She is 43!"
https://tinyurl.com/3tz4a7yx

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 03, 2025 09:40 AM (36PRH)

51 The Cats Advantage II for Large Cats will effectively control fleas on ticks on young Junior here for over a month. Slap it on the nape of his neck-good to go.

Posted by: Chewy, Dewey, and Louie at November 03, 2025 09:40 AM (oftw2)

52 Painted between 1670-1675.

"The painting captures a moment of intimacy and care in a humble household.
The elderly woman is shown tending to the boy, searching for lice in his hair, which reflects the everyday realities of life during the 17th century."

Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2025 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

53 "nits turns inta lice."

Posted by: cmeat at November 03, 2025 09:37 AM (R11M+)

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There's a punny and knit-picking Limerick in there somewhere.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 03, 2025 09:41 AM (0VN84)

54 Nanny or Grandma has a ring on her left hand.

Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2025 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)

55 > The Cats Advantage II for Large Cats will effectively control fleas on ticks on young Junior here for over a month. Slap it on the nape of his neck-good to go.
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Yea, he won't be able to lick it off either.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 03, 2025 09:42 AM (Q4IgG)

56 My boys had a run of head lice once when they were in grade school.

They went to theirs dads for the weekend while I scrubbed and did laundry and their father returned them with shaved heads.

I cried. They looked like concentration camp survivors.

And they had the same filthy feet as the boy in the piece today.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2025 09:42 AM (HCL3E)

57 There's a punny and knit-picking Limerick in there somewhere.
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 03, 2025 09:41 AM

And no doubt a billing code.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2025 09:42 AM (ySpAZ)

58 56 My boys had a run of head lice once when they were in grade school.

They went to theirs dads for the weekend while I scrubbed and did laundry and their father returned them with shaved heads.

I cried. They looked like concentration camp survivors.

And they had the same filthy feet as the boy in the piece today.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2025 09:42 AM (HCL3E)

A father will never turn down a chance to shave his child's head.

Posted by: XTC at November 03, 2025 09:43 AM (UnA8+)

59 Painted between 1670-1675.

"The painting captures a moment of intimacy and care in a humble household.
The elderly woman is shown tending to the boy, searching for lice in his hair, which reflects the everyday realities of life during the 17th century."

Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2025 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

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Who gets treated first: the puppy for ticks & fleas; the child for lice; or the old woman for arthritis?

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 03, 2025 09:44 AM (0VN84)

60 Lousy kid.

Literally.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2025 09:45 AM (JwNbV)

61 "The painting captures a moment of intimacy and care in a humble household. The elderly woman is shown tending to the boy, searching for lice in his hair, which reflects the everyday realities of life during the 17th century."
Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2025 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

Talk about your historical snobbery. There are outbreaks of lice at even our snobbiest schools all the time. My own experience gave me the impression that there's a niche of healthcare workers who make a pretty good thing out of going around and treating the kids.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 03, 2025 09:45 AM (LxER7)

62 I think Murillo should be more famous but he was at a time with Velazquez and non Spanish painters Caravaggio an Rubens.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 03, 2025 09:46 AM (EYmYM)

63 Do they elect the Head Lice or is it hereditary or what?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 03, 2025 09:46 AM (L/fGl)

64 I've read that it's actually good for a kid to get head lice. They're fairly innocuous as far as disease transmission is concerned, and they confer immunity to body lice, which can transmit far more dangerous diseases.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 09:46 AM (77rzZ)

65 Bottom right: brass ass enema

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at November 03, 2025 09:47 AM (WQDw6)

66 Hobbit Feet.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2025 09:33 AM

We'll need She Hobbit's opinion on this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Methinks his feet are dirty, not hairy. Hobbit likelihood = 15%.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 03, 2025 09:47 AM (lA1d2)

67 I'll bet she cracks the nits with her teeth. Can't waste protein.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2025 09:48 AM (jc0TO)

68 I enjoy his realistic portrayal of people: faces, expressions, postures. And the detail of the clothing and accourements. But what strikes most is his use of color and light, always appropriate to the scene and the mood of the painting. The paintings of everyday life in this style and period is a visual history lesson.

I couldn't find any still life paintings by Murillo. Too bad. They would have been wonderful.

Posted by: JTB at November 03, 2025 09:48 AM (yTvNw)

69 He should be grooming the dog while MeeMaw is picking his hair. Otherwise they'll just be back here again next week.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 03, 2025 09:49 AM (lA1d2)

70 Sheep Dip is effective, or I suppose you could stick Junior in a cattle chute and pour Ivermectin down his back. You might as well geld him and brand him while he's there.

Posted by: Life On The Ranch at November 03, 2025 09:49 AM (oftw2)

71 I remember the great kerosene flood of aught-8. My entire family was swept away.

Posted by: Logger Crab at November 03, 2025 09:50 AM (jc0TO)

72 When I think "moment of intimacy" I do not also think "picking nits"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2025 09:50 AM (vL0rw)

73 The Toilette
Bartolomé Esteban Murillo

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Heaven Scent

A young boy's mother named Betty
Struggled to get his bath ready
But when it was complete
The laddie smelled so sweet
That she named the boy Odie Twaletty

Posted by: muldoon at November 03, 2025 09:50 AM (/iMjX)

74 The interwebs say that's a spindle and distaff on the bench.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 03, 2025 09:50 AM (XvL8K)

75 Yes, that is a hand spindle and distaff

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 03, 2025 09:51 AM (0vX/r)

76
Dog, therefore art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2025 09:51 AM (tgvbd)

77 There were weekly head checks in parochial school for the little kids.

Even the snobby rich kids got picked and treated.

Sort of leveled the playing field.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2025 09:51 AM (+YvDy)

78 Why has my scalp been itching since 9:30 AM EST?

Posted by: Flea-Bitten Bobby at November 03, 2025 09:52 AM (oftw2)

79 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Would not hang.
Scratches again.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2025 09:52 AM (2WIwB)

80 See?! After they cancelled their EBT the peasants were forced to eat their own hair.

Posted by: Chuck You Schumer at November 03, 2025 09:53 AM (vlGKf)

81 Not as obvious in this painting but Murillo often had brilliant, jewel-like colors in his works. I know a little of how those paints were created. Wish I knew more. I wonder if those paints were related to the gorgeous colors in illuminated manuscripts from previous centuries.

Posted by: JTB at November 03, 2025 09:53 AM (yTvNw)

82 - colonel skimmerhorn

Posted by: cmeat at November 03, 2025 09:54 AM (R11M+)

83 How do you solve a problem like Murillo?

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

84 64 I've read that it's actually good for a kid to get head lice. They're fairly innocuous as far as disease transmission is concerned, and they confer immunity to body lice, which can transmit far more dangerous diseases.
Posted by: Bulg

Bulg comes out as Pro-Head Lice. Didn't expect that!

Posted by: The Mind That Alters, Alters All at November 03, 2025 09:57 AM (oftw2)

85 A father will never turn down a chance to shave his child's head.

Posted by: XTC at November 03, 2025 09:43 AM (UnA8+)

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My father had been a Marine, and until he abandoned the family when I was seven in the late 60s -- it was shaved heads for me and my two younger brothers.

On the upside it always helped me to hate hippies and early rock stars ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 03, 2025 09:57 AM (0VN84)

86 My boys had a run of head lice once when they were in grade school.

They went to theirs dads for the weekend while I scrubbed and did laundry and their father returned them with shaved heads.

I cried. They looked like concentration camp survivors.

And they had the same filthy feet as the boy in the piece today.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2025 09:42 AM (HCL3E)

When Michael Jordon was a thing, our oldest boy wanted his head shaved like Jordon's.

I thought it was silly, but eh, why not?

So, next haircut...shaved.

Of course, then little brother wanted his head shaved. So, it was shaved heads around here for a couple of years.

It turns out other boys in their classes thought it was cool and so wanted their heads shaved to be like Mike.

We went unappreciated by the parents of those boys.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 03, 2025 09:58 AM (iJfKG)

87 Very Good. Details, color, light, etc., spot on.

The little doggie is super-cute.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at November 03, 2025 09:59 AM (6qf1m)

88 Boy928 had a thick and curly mane in HS. When he got to college he shaved his head. I never did get an explanation for this.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2025 10:00 AM (jc0TO)

89 I've read that it's actually good for a kid to get head lice. They're fairly innocuous as far as disease transmission is concerned, and they confer immunity to body lice, which can transmit far more dangerous diseases.
Posted by: Bulg

Bulg comes out as Pro-Head Lice. Didn't expect that!
Posted by: The Mind That Alters, Alters All at November 03, 2025 09:57 AM (oftw2)

HEAD LICE
They'rrrrrrrre Grrrreat!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 03, 2025 10:00 AM (iJfKG)

90 As I continue to look at this painting more features come through. I like the way he captures the subtle colors and textures of the little dog. And the skin tones of the old woman and boy are so revealing. Look at the woman's hands and her face. They could be anatomical studies. Fascinating.

Posted by: JTB at November 03, 2025 10:00 AM (yTvNw)

91 Bulg comes out as Pro-Head Lice. Didn't expect that!

Posted by: The Mind That Alters, Alters All at November 03, 2025 09:57 AM (oftw2)

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Also why it's good to let your kids eat dirt: it exposes them to a diverse range of microbes that help train and strengthen their developing immune systems.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 03, 2025 10:00 AM (0VN84)

92 The art....
Nice.

Head lice? My boy spawn never got them. His hair was buzzed off less than a third of an inch long. Lice can't hang out on hair that short. The girl spawn however did have them once. It was a helluva battle getting rid of it. My niece got them repeatedly. Her hair was like a magnet for them. I've never been infested personally in spite of being the one who had to de-bug the girl spawn. I have heard that lice prefer darker hair. Idk if that's true or not. I was also dying my hair regularly back then and I've heard that the chemicals in hair dye are toxic to lice.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 03, 2025 10:00 AM (2J/Lj)

93 We went unappreciated by the parents of those boys.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 03, 2025 09:58 AM (iJfKG)
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Trendsetter!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 03, 2025 10:01 AM (IBQGV)

94 The Toilette
Bartolomé Esteban Murillo

*********

Mom's Thought Bubble

We'll be enshrined forever in Art
So the boy and I are doing our part
But this room is antiquated
and not well-ventilated
It smells like a stinky old...

Posted by: muldoon at November 03, 2025 10:01 AM (/iMjX)

95 ...Bart

Posted by: muldoon at November 03, 2025 10:02 AM (/iMjX)

96 Very interesting painting. Thanks!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2025 10:02 AM (8Cor4)

97 95 ...Bart

Posted by: muldoon at November 03, 2025 10:02 AM (/iMjX)

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The sheriff?

He's a near.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 03, 2025 10:03 AM (GBKbO)

98 HEAD LICE
They'rrrrrrrre Grrrreat!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 03, 2025 10:00 AM (iJfKG)

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It's like putting a tiger in your tank ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 03, 2025 10:03 AM (SXbui)

99 The Toilette
Bartolomé Esteban Murillo

Painted roughly 1675, the detail so fine & the light so perfect it could be a photograph. Very nice for a Monday.

However, the painting also took me to thinking about one of my grandmothers many decades ago and her insistence on getting out her comb to perform a weekly head check for nits on us once we started elementary school. 😱

I'd probably pass hanging today's selection.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 03, 2025 10:03 AM (NFX2v)

100 New York City is a toilet. You know what goes into a toilet.

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Walker at November 03, 2025 10:03 AM (4rdBE)

101 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 03, 2025 10:03 AM (IXZGh)

102 Bulg comes out as Pro-Head Lice. Didn't expect that!
Posted by: The Mind That Alters

They're better than any of the Dem candidates on the ballot tomorrow.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:03 AM (77rzZ)

103 Alternate title: Digging for Lice

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 03, 2025 10:04 AM (IXZGh)

104 Anytime my kids schools sent home lice sighting reports my wife went into full on craziness. Laundry daily, hair combing, special shampoo of some kind...No idea if we ever actually had any in our house, but we had a military-like response to even the mention.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2025 10:04 AM (23qBW)

105 The kid does have dirty ass manfeet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 03, 2025 10:04 AM (IXZGh)

106 Why didn’t we 29 year olds get lice in our hair when we were children? Was it DDT? DuPont’s “Better Living Through Chemistry”? I swear, head lice was practically unheard of at a certain point in time in this country.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 03, 2025 10:04 AM (tPQMP)

107 They're fairly innocuous as far as disease transmission is concerned, and they confer immunity to body lice...

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 09:46 AM (77rzZ)

I doubt that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at November 03, 2025 10:04 AM (n9ltV)

108 I’d always heard that the best cure for head lice was to shave one side of the kid’s head, soak the other side in kerosene, then set it on fire. Then, stab the lice with an ice pick as they flee (flea?) to the other side. Is this no longer the protocol?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 03, 2025 10:05 AM (hlNLQ)

109 The interwebs say that's a spindle and distaff on the bench.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

On the bench? I don't think so.

An Arizona Superior Court judge has stepped down from the bench following an incident in which she was reportedly caught urinating in public near the courthouse where she served.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 03, 2025 10:05 AM (L/fGl)

110 Might I suggest Permethrin, Ma'am?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2025 09:33 AM (ySpAZ)

This was the world before mayonnaise

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 10:05 AM (rbvCR)

111 108 I’d always heard that the best cure for head lice was to shave one side of the kid’s head, soak the other side in kerosene, then set it on fire. Then, stab the lice with an ice pick as they flee (flea?) to the other side. Is this no longer the protocol?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 03, 2025 10:05 AM (hlNLQ)

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Rubbing alcohol as the flame starter is preferred in the newest literature.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 03, 2025 10:05 AM (GBKbO)

112 DuPont’s “Better Living Through Chemistry”?

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Dupont was the Monsanto of our time.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 03, 2025 10:05 AM (sX1BW)

113 Late to the thread - first thought was lice. Did a CTRL F to search comments and of course, the Horde is waaaay ahead. 38 references already. LOL, this place.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2025 10:05 AM (2bFN5)

114 Since this is a Fine Art Thread...

Went and saw Ibsen's The Wild Duck in DC on Saturday. It is not a play for the faint of heart. First time I've ever cried at a play.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:05 AM (77rzZ)

115 Kids get lice. Old people get scabbies.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 03, 2025 10:06 AM (EYmYM)

116 I question the timing.

Carville Tears into Hunter Biden with Profanity-Laced Tirade

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 03, 2025 10:06 AM (L/fGl)

117 A friend of my wife's got lice from a family she was helping. I got her ivermectin and she washed the entire house in hot water, and finally shifted them.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 10:06 AM (rbvCR)

118 Yes !!! Netanyahu refuses to release the 200 hamassholes caught in Rafa.

PDT needs to stay out of this.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 10:06 AM (E6fZE)

119 Anytime my kids schools sent home lice sighting reports my wife went into full on craziness. Laundry daily, hair combing, special shampoo of some kind...No idea if we ever actually had any in our house, but we had a military-like response to even the mention.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2025 10:04 AM (23qBW)

Kids in my daughter's daycare kept passing them back and forth for months way back when. It was an INCREDIBLE pain in the ass and absolute torture on the poor kid. Lice are asshoe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 03, 2025 10:07 AM (IXZGh)

120 Scratches again.
Posted by: Diogenes

*********

Heh! ISWYDT

Posted by: muldoon at November 03, 2025 10:07 AM (/iMjX)

121
Carville Tears into Hunter Biden with Profanity-Laced Tirade
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 03, 2025 10:06 AM (L/fGl)

Where's an out of control bus when you need one.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 03, 2025 10:07 AM (IXZGh)

122 Anytime my kids schools sent home lice sighting reports my wife went into full on craziness. Laundry daily, hair combing, special shampoo of some kind...No idea if we ever actually had any in our house, but we had a military-like response to even the mention.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2025 10:04 AM (23qBW)

lol

Never had it in our house either as a kid or as an adult.

*knock wood*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2025 10:07 AM (evhpt)

123 106 pretty much the same reason bed bugs are back.

Posted by: cmeat at November 03, 2025 10:07 AM (R11M+)

124 100 New York City is a toilet. You know what goes into a toilet.
Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Walker

Me!

Posted by: Ty-D-Bol Man at November 03, 2025 10:07 AM (oftw2)

125 108 tourniquet around the neck.

Posted by: cmeat at November 03, 2025 10:08 AM (R11M+)

126 Why didn’t we 29 year olds get lice in our hair when we were children? Was it DDT? DuPont’s “Better Living Through Chemistry”? I swear, head lice was practically unheard of at a certain point in time in this country.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
_________

I don't remember it in the 70s, and we all had hair down to our asses.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 03, 2025 10:08 AM (XvL8K)

127 Went and saw Ibsen's The Wild Duck in DC on Saturday. It is not a play for the faint of heart. First time I've ever cried at a play.
Posted by: Bulg

There's a stage version of The Golden Girls. Mrs. Wrecks heard that it sucks. I thought that was implied.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 03, 2025 10:08 AM (L/fGl)

128 My parents were fanatical sticklers regarding ever wearing other kids hats or borrowing their combs/brushes.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 03, 2025 10:09 AM (hlNLQ)

129 127 There's a stage version of The Golden Girls. Mrs. Wrecks heard that it sucks. I thought that was implied.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 03, 2025 10:08 AM (L/fGl)

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Idea:

Golden Girls and Gilmore Girls crossover in the Mad Max universe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 03, 2025 10:09 AM (GBKbO)

130 Newsome's Hair Fat. Nothing shinier than pig fat for that shine and smell.

Posted by: dreamingrobot at November 03, 2025 10:10 AM (EyfuW)

131 the etrnal reality of the louse

Posted by: kallisto at November 03, 2025 10:10 AM (dCxaZ)

132 There's a stage version of The Golden Girls. Mrs. Wrecks heard that it sucks. I thought that was implied.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 03, 2025 10:08 AM (L/fGl)

I hate seeing the reruns of the Golden Girls now because I’m now that age.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 03, 2025 10:10 AM (EYmYM)

133 I saw Odie Twaletty open for Le Garfield at The Ritz in '78.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 03, 2025 10:11 AM (outmo)

134 I remember we boys did have buzz cuts when we were very young (but not our sister). Still I didn’t know what “cooties” really were other than some imaginary thing boys said the girls have and boys said the girl have until I was close to being an adult. I remember a children’s game “Cooties” where the point was to assemble a colorful plastic “Cootie” before your friends did. Really, we didn’t know what they were!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 03, 2025 10:11 AM (tPQMP)

135 Why didn’t we 29 year olds get lice in our hair when we were children? Was it DDT? DuPont’s “Better Living Through Chemistry”? I swear, head lice was practically unheard of at a certain point in time in this country.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 03, 2025 10:04 AM (tPQMP)

I remember it wasn't too long ago where the EPA banned anything that worked effectively on bed bugs and there was a run on that starting in NYC hotels that spread.

My dad's house had them, which spread to my brother's and my house (I was attempting to rid them from dad's). They are an incredible nuisance as well. I have a sofa that had over a gallon of concentrate sprayed in and around it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 03, 2025 10:11 AM (IXZGh)

136 Willowed, but this is too silly for me to ignore:
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[Notable sodomite Nick Fuentes] said he admired [Comrade Stalin's] efficiency in industrializing Russia.
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What "efficiency?"

The key salient feature of Stalin's """industrialization""" of the Soviet Union was the collective farm. The rest was all vague pronouncements about tractors and electrification.

He believed collective farms would produce agricultural surpluses for the new urban worker, and bring in badly needed foreign currency reserves for the capital investments those workers would need to create their jobs.

He referred to them in industrial terms as "grain factories" modeled on the emerging American industrial agriculture methods. But an agrarian society could no more imitate that than a monkey could play a violin. At the cost of 10 million hardy Russian peasants, he induced a famine and ended up plundering the Hermitage to increase foreign reserves - one year in the early '30s, art sales to Andrew Mellon alone were a third of Russian exports.

None of his industrial plans came to fruition until massive infusions of American cash for the war effort, and the USSR GDP still lagged the West forever after.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 10:11 AM (BI5O2)

137 Newsome's Hair Fat. Nothing shinier than pig fat for that shine and smell.
Posted by: dreamingrobot at November 03, 2025 10:10 AM (EyfuW)

I'm a Brylcreem man myself.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 03, 2025 10:11 AM (wVcYX)

138 Why didn’t we 29 year olds get lice in our hair when we were children? Was it DDT? DuPont’s “Better Living Through Chemistry”? I swear, head lice was practically unheard of at a certain point in time in this country.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

That or admonitions to never share your hair comb or brush with other people, and to not put on other people's hats.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 03, 2025 10:12 AM (i00+Z)

139 Golden Girls and Gilmore Girls crossover in the Mad Max universe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 03, 2025 10:09 AM (GBKbO)

826 feral girl bosses going bonkers. Not sure about this one.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 03, 2025 10:12 AM (2J/Lj)

140 I'm a Brylcreem man myself.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Not Fop. I'm a Dapper Dan man.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:12 AM (77rzZ)

141 132 There's a stage version of The Golden Girls. Mrs. Wrecks heard that it sucks. I thought that was implied.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 03, 2025 10:08 AM (L/fGl)

I hate seeing the reruns of the Golden Girls now because I’m now that age.
Posted by: the way I see it at November 03, 2025 10:10 AM (EYmYM)

My grandmother was an avid watcher of Empty Nest (one of the spin-offs). Not so much of Golden Girls, though.

Posted by: XTC at November 03, 2025 10:12 AM (UnA8+)

142 Newsome's Hair Fat. Nothing shinier than pig fat for that shine and smell.

Posted by: dreamingrobot at November 03, 2025 10:10 AM (EyfuW)

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I've always assumed that he was wearing copious amounts of smegma.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 03, 2025 10:12 AM (outmo)

143 The fact that the game “Cooties” could be marketed to families in that day does suggest head lice was a thing of the past.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 03, 2025 10:12 AM (tPQMP)

144 138 That or admonitions to never share your hair comb or brush with other people, and to not put on other people's hats.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 03, 2025 10:12 AM (i00+Z)

Then why did everyone ask Edd Kookie Byrnes to lend them his comb?

Posted by: XTC at November 03, 2025 10:13 AM (UnA8+)

145 100 New York City is a toilet. You know what goes into a toilet.
________________________

Toilets are hygienic and purposeful. NYC is a port a potty left behind after a Phish concert.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 03, 2025 10:13 AM (JgehI)

146 Time to pick the lice.
Would hang. Like this one
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 03, 2025 10:13 AM (Sm0sq)

147 So apparently the Oregon Department of Human Services Seniors and Disabled program has been taking the developmentally disabled to strip clubs and paying for the excursions with Medicaid funds. A representative for the state government has claimed that to deny taking the developmentally disabled to strip clubs could well jeopardize federal funding to the state.

I for one want to know if the case workers were providing ones to their clients.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 10:13 AM (rbvCR)

148 Bed bug are asshoe too.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 03, 2025 10:14 AM (IXZGh)

149 Not a toilet. A twa-LET.

Posted by: Stephen LaPrice Blair at November 03, 2025 10:14 AM (EXyHK)

150 144- you’re going to have to explain that one to some of the younger hordlings- probably 77 times.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 03, 2025 10:14 AM (hlNLQ)

151 So apparently the Oregon Department of Human Services Seniors and Disabled program has been taking the developmentally disabled to strip clubs and paying for the excursions with Medicaid funds. A representative for the state government has claimed that to deny taking the developmentally disabled to strip clubs could well jeopardize federal funding to the state.

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The stimulative effects of this program are well known.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 03, 2025 10:15 AM (sX1BW)

152 Can people get fleas, too, or just lice?

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:15 AM (77rzZ)

153 I remember it wasn't too long ago where the EPA banned anything that worked effectively on bed bugs and there was a run on that starting in NYC hotels that spread.

My dad's house had them, which spread to my brother's and my house (I was attempting to rid them from dad's).

Ugh. Those are an incredible nuisance. They'll put you off picking up roadside furniture forever.

The little bastards can live for weeks in a sealed plastic bag with no food source.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 03, 2025 10:15 AM (i00+Z)

154 My grandmother as a school teacher in the early teens had hair cutting shears and a kerosene mixture to handle nits. She also was known to give gassy children enemas. Life was different then.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 03, 2025 10:15 AM (jFCkp)

155 145 100 New York City is a toilet. You know what goes into a toilet.
________________________

Toilets are hygienic and purposeful. NYC is a port a potty left behind after a Phish concert.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 03, 2025 10:13 AM (JgehI)

Regardless, they're electing a Street-Shitter to be Mayor.

Posted by: XTC at November 03, 2025 10:15 AM (UnA8+)

156 144- you’re going to have to explain that one to some of the younger hordlings- probably 77 times.
Posted by: Farmer Bob

I'm an older Hordeling, and I don't get it.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:16 AM (77rzZ)

157 Boy928 had a thick and curly mane in HS. When he got to college he shaved his head. I never did get an explanation for this.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2025 10:00 AM (jc0TO)

***

50 quatloos saya a girl was involved in some.way.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2025 10:16 AM (2WIwB)

158 Posted by: XTC at November 03, 2025 10:12 AM (UnA8+)

Golden Girls came out 40 years ago. I never watched it but my mom started watching the reruns 20 years ago when she was their age, now my time has come to be the same age.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 03, 2025 10:16 AM (EYmYM)

159 History's worst monster

Harrison Ford has broken his usual political silence to deliver a scathing attack on President Trump’s environmental policies, calling the president’s approach to climate change one that “scares the shit out of me” in a new interview with The Guardian.

“It scares the shit out of me. The ignorance, the hubris, the lies, the perfidy,” Ford told The Guardian. “[Trump] knows better, but he’s an instrument of the status quo and he’s making money, hand over fist, while the world goes to hell in a handbasket.”

Ford escalated his criticism further, making an extraordinary comparison about Trump’s place in history: “It’s unbelievable. I don’t know of a greater criminal in history.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 03, 2025 10:16 AM (L/fGl)

160
144- you’re going to have to explain that one to some of the younger hordlings- probably 77 times.
Posted by: Farmer Bob

snap snap

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2025 10:16 AM (pkeXY)

161
Again, many decades ago my family had a lot of kids who loved the WWF (?).

During the summer, they were allowed to shave off most of their hair but had 'rat tails,' too. Then they asked the barbers to create thunderbolts into the very short hair that remained on the sides of their heads, and then the thunderbolts were made very dark (markers??) for real effect in on their scalps.

Come the 1st week of September, all had hair cuts that were back to Catholic school acceptable.

No nits among the more than a dozen young boys.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 03, 2025 10:17 AM (NFX2v)

162 Checking for lice, old-school style 🤣🤣🤣

(Makes my scalp itch, just looking at it)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2025 10:17 AM (SRRAx)

163 Is bee waiting for SNAP to gets open agains so I can keep on getting all fat on SNAP.

Posted by: democrat goblin at November 03, 2025 10:17 AM (4rdBE)

164 Then why did everyone ask Edd Kookie Byrnes to lend them his comb?
Posted by: XTC

*hunted look* I... don't know that reference. I might actually be younger than 29...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 03, 2025 10:17 AM (i00+Z)

165 The little bastards can live for weeks in a sealed plastic bag with no food source.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 03, 2025 10:15 AM (i00+Z)

Like the Covid-19 virus on countertops. Except that the bedbugs actually can do this.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 03, 2025 10:17 AM (wVcYX)

166 156 144- you’re going to have to explain that one to some of the younger hordlings- probably 77 times.
Posted by: Farmer Bob

I'm an older Hordeling, and I don't get it.
Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:16 AM (77rzZ)

I'm on the younger side (for the Horde anyway) and I'm the one who made the reference.

Posted by: XTC at November 03, 2025 10:17 AM (UnA8+)

167 Can people get fleas, too, or just lice?
Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:15 AM (77rzZ)

I dunno, but the thought always haunts me for days after I give my dog a flea bath. So far it's never happened, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 10:17 AM (BI5O2)

168 156- well, I’m on my 28th 29th birthday and the only reason I get it is because of my father’s love of 50s tv reruns on MeTV

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 03, 2025 10:17 AM (hlNLQ)

169 “It’s unbelievable. I don’t know of a greater criminal in history.”

You know he’s a great actor if he said that with a straight face.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 03, 2025 10:18 AM (EXyHK)

170 None of his industrial plans came to fruition until massive infusions of American cash for the war effort, and the USSR GDP still lagged the West forever after.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 10:11 AM (BI5O2)

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At least Mussolini and Hitler made the trains run on time ... at least per their Propaganda Ministries.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 03, 2025 10:18 AM (IRLtI)

171 Harrison Ford has broken his usual political silence to deliver a scathing attack on President Trump’s environmental policies, …

That’s a lie right there.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 03, 2025 10:18 AM (EYmYM)

172
Maybe It's Not Head Lice

There once was a fine lad named Fred
Who loved getting ready for bed
His mom could see the future
in his sagittal suture
Just by feeling the bumps on his head

Posted by: muldoon at November 03, 2025 10:18 AM (/iMjX)

173 Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2025 09:45 AM (GbwPZ)

I ruled long ago that their white hate was a soft cover for their Jew hate. Obviously they despise hillbillies I'm not denying that, but when they say white, they know what they mean.

Like how they were merely going after "rich bankers". Uh huh.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2025 10:18 AM (y0GVq)

174 Harrison Ford has broken his usual political silence to deliver a scathing attack on President Trump’s environmental policies

"That's nice Grandpa, let's get you back to your nursing home"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 03, 2025 10:18 AM (i00+Z)

175 At least Mussolini and Hitler made the trains run on time ... at least per their Propaganda Ministries.

I’ve no idea of Hitler’s success in that regard, but my impression is that Italians “of a certain generation” did at least concede that of Mussolini.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 03, 2025 10:19 AM (EXyHK)

176 Lice Lice Baby....!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 03, 2025 10:19 AM (Q4IgG)

177
Then why did everyone ask Edd Kookie Byrnes to lend them his comb?
Posted by: XTC at November 03, 2025 10:13 AM (UnA8+)

He sure had one Mad Pad. Plaid lightbulbs and stereophonic telephone!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 03, 2025 10:19 AM (IXZGh)

178 The journey to becoming a phrenologist is a bumpy road.

Posted by: muldoon at November 03, 2025 10:19 AM (/iMjX)

179 Certain forests at certain times you can get them all. Lice, ticks, maybe discover a new threat.

Posted by: dreamingrobot at November 03, 2025 10:19 AM (EyfuW)

180 he’s making money, hand over fist, while the world goes to hell in a handbasket.”

ISTG it's always the most entitled, privileged a-holes who make comments like this

I hear sheet like dis from AWFLs who work with me. "The world is really scary right now, it's going to hell, "yada yada yada...
and meantime they don't even have to work, they're so set for life.

I'm convinced they come to work because they need a platform and virtual reality just isn't doing it for them.

Posted by: kallisto at November 03, 2025 10:19 AM (dCxaZ)

181 She also was known to give gassy children enemas

Yknow who else was gassy?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 03, 2025 10:19 AM (nQDRM)

182 I'm a Brylcreem man myself.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Not Fop. I'm a Dapper Dan man.
Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:12 AM

I can get it for you but it will take two weeks.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2025 10:20 AM (jc0TO)

183 Ford escalated his criticism further, making an extraordinary comparison about Trump’s place in history: “It’s unbelievable. I don’t know of a greater criminal in history.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 03, 2025 10:16 AM (L/fGl)

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Well, Trump's no Chairman Mao, Harrison.

And you might want to back off on the LSD for awhile ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 03, 2025 10:20 AM (yB0MT)

184 If you have cats 🐈‍⬛ or dogs🐕 or both, you’ve probably had a flea or two on you. The cure is simple: just go pet the dog or stroke the cat. The fleas prefer them to us and will readily jump off you and onto them. Then treat your pet for fleas!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 03, 2025 10:21 AM (tPQMP)

185 We're saved!

Jeffries Suggests He's Future of Dem Party, Not Mamdani

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 03, 2025 10:21 AM (L/fGl)

186 182 I can get it for you but it will take two weeks.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2025 10:20 AM (jc0TO)

Don't forget the Hai Karate.

Posted by: XTC at November 03, 2025 10:21 AM (UnA8+)

187 I’ve no idea of Hitler’s success in that regard, but my impression is that Italians “of a certain generation” did at least concede that of Mussolini.

Mussolini's reign only benefited the developed North.

The sons of the impoverished South were sent to die on the battlefields of WW2, particularly the ill-advised Axis campaigns

Posted by: kallisto at November 03, 2025 10:21 AM (dCxaZ)

188 "Why didn’t we 29 year olds get lice in our hair when we were children?"

Probably for the same reason nobody got measles but has now made a reappearance. But nobody is allowed to pinpoint the obvious source

Posted by: Ripley at November 03, 2025 10:21 AM (GUOwU)

189 The journey to becoming a phrenologist is a bumpy road.
Posted by: muldoon at November 03, 2025 10:19 AM

*golf clap

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2025 10:21 AM (jc0TO)

190 Now my head itches........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 03, 2025 10:22 AM (IXZGh)

191 “It scares the shit out of me. The ignorance, the hubris, the lies, the perfidy,” Ford told The Guardian. “[Trump] knows better, but he’s an instrument of the status quo and he’s making money, hand over fist, while the world goes to hell in a handbasket.”

Ford escalated his criticism further, making an extraordinary comparison about Trump’s place in history: “It’s unbelievable. I don’t know of a greater criminal in history.”
----

He could have said the same about Bill Gates and it would have been actually true.

Posted by: clarence at November 03, 2025 10:22 AM (zBOWZ)

192 Of course Harrison Ford has multiple homes, flew airplanes and flies in airliners 20x more than the average person. His carbon footprint dwarves the average person’s .

Posted by: the way I see it at November 03, 2025 10:22 AM (EYmYM)

193 We don't call it a "syndrome" for nothin', Har.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2025 10:22 AM (JwNbV)

194 Ho, boy, Hunter Biden really went off, didn't he?

George Clooney, Jake Tapper, David Axelrod, David Plouffe, Anita Dunn and James Carville in his crosshairs.

I love when Blue eats its own.

Posted by: one hour sober at November 03, 2025 10:22 AM (Y1sOo)

195 At least Mussolini and Hitler made the trains run on time ... at least per their Propaganda Ministries.
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 03, 2025 10:18 AM (IRLtI)

They never did say where Hitler's trains were going.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2025 10:22 AM (y0GVq)

196 Can people get fleas, too, or just lice?
Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:15 AM (77rzZ)
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Oh yea, humans can. Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2025 10:22 AM (iFTx/)

197 If the train was late, the local fascist leaders and his men would grab the conductor when he arrived, beat him senseless then make him drink a quart of castor oil. No more late train.

Posted by: Zombie Benito Mussolini at November 03, 2025 10:23 AM (4rdBE)

198 156 sunset strip.

Posted by: cmeat at November 03, 2025 10:23 AM (R11M+)

199 Carville Tears into Hunter Biden with Profanity-Laced Tirade
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If he has "handlers", they're not doing a very good job.

If he doesn't have "handlers", its about time he did.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2025 10:23 AM (TN0g+)

200 Can people get fleas, too, or just lice?
Posted by: Bulg

Not on their bodies, I think. Not enough hair and what hair there is gets regularly washed.

Fleas aren't resistant to normal soap the way lice are reputed to be.

They can, however, live in your house's carpet and chew your ankles to bits.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 03, 2025 10:24 AM (i00+Z)

201 Decent painting in terms of skill, but TBWNH. Too weird and you can almost smell it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2025 10:24 AM (iFTx/)

202 At least Mussolini and Hitler made the trains run on time ... at least per their Propaganda Ministries.

I’ve no idea of Hitler’s success in that regard, but my impression is that Italians “of a certain generation” did at least concede that of Mussolini.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 03, 2025 10:19 AM (EXyHK)

Hitler was praised at the time for Germany’s economic comeback and the 1936 Olympics.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 03, 2025 10:24 AM (EYmYM)

203 Can people get fleas, too, or just lice?
Posted by: Bulg

*********

♫

Fleas got my dad.
Fleas got my dad...

Posted by: muldoon at November 03, 2025 10:24 AM (/iMjX)

204 Just heard a radio commercial for a new film opening November 7th: "Nuremberg" starring Russell Crowe.

Please tell me that Rat-Face Fauci and his merry band of Rat-Fucks make cameo appearances ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 03, 2025 10:24 AM (yB0MT)

205 Harrison Ford has broken his usual political silence to deliver a scathing attack on President Trump’s environmental policies, calling the president’s approach to climate change one that “scares the shit out of me” in a new interview with The Guardian.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 03, 2025 10:16 AM (L/fGl)
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This Harrison Ford?

https://tinyurl.com/bdf826bn

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2025 10:25 AM (C6GAH)

206 nobody is allowed to pinpoint the obvious source

Lousy mooslums?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 03, 2025 10:25 AM (nQDRM)

207 Ford escalated his criticism further, making an extraordinary comparison about Trump’s place in history: “It’s unbelievable. I don’t know of a greater criminal in history.”
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And yet nobody bothered to ask him if he'd ever read anything about Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Castro, etc.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2025 10:26 AM (TN0g+)

208 207 Ford escalated his criticism further, making an extraordinary comparison about Trump’s place in history: “It’s unbelievable. I don’t know of a greater criminal in history.”
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And yet nobody bothered to ask him if he'd ever read anything about Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Castro, etc.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2025 10:26 AM (TN0g+)

=====

"That's nothing. JD Vance is the real monster."
-Harrison Ford, in 3 years

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 03, 2025 10:26 AM (GBKbO)

209 History's worst monster

Harrison Ford has broken his usual political silence to deliver a scathing attack on President Trump’s environmental policies, calling the president’s approach to climate change one that “scares the shit out of me” in a new interview with The Guardian.

“It scares the shit out of me. The ignorance, the hubris, the lies, the perfidy,” Ford told The Guardian. “[Trump] knows better, but he’s an instrument of the status quo and he’s making money, hand over fist, while the world goes to hell in a handbasket.”

Ford escalated his criticism further, making an extraordinary comparison about Trump’s place in history: “It’s unbelievable. I don’t know of a greater criminal in history.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 03, 2025 10:16 AM (L/fGl)

Ford's known for his predictable and tiresome acting, not for his mental acuity or grasp of reality.

Just shut up and dance, monkey.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2025 10:26 AM (evhpt)

210 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at November 03, 2025 10:27 AM (FQukp)

211 “It’s unbelievable. I don’t know of a greater criminal in history.”

some Hollyweird bigwig must have images of him with a dead girl or a live boy

this criticism is just too "extra"
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Posted by: kallisto at November 03, 2025 10:27 AM (dCxaZ)

212 I don't think anyone has ever really cared what Harrison Ford thought. He makes (... made) some good movies. His interviews have been bizarre for years.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 03, 2025 10:27 AM (sX1BW)

213 209
Ford's known for his predictable and tiresome acting, not for his mental acuity or grasp of reality.

Just shut up and dance, monkey.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2025 10:26 AM (evhpt)

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It's kind of funny.

His best performances (Witness and Blade Runner) have him doing almost nothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 03, 2025 10:27 AM (GBKbO)

214 Posh. Jimmy Carter remains History's Greatest Monster.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2025 10:27 AM (jc0TO)

215 I can get it for you but it will take two weeks.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2025 10:20 AM (jc0TO)

Don't forget the Hai Karate.
Posted by: XTC

Jovan Musk.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at November 03, 2025 10:27 AM (x1Zfx)

216 Next time Harrison Ford flies one of his airplanes above 12,000 feet he should try using oxygen.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2025 10:27 AM (2WIwB)

217 chew your ankles to bits.

Like chirrens.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 03, 2025 10:28 AM (nQDRM)

218 I remember an ep of I Love Lucy in which Lucy, Ricky, Fred, and Ethel were taking English elocution lessons or something from some snooty professor.

The professor starts off by saying, "There are two words you must never use. One is 'swell' and the other is 'lousy.'"

Fred responds, "Well, let's hear the lousy one first."

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:28 AM (77rzZ)

219 Breaking mental health news.

Therapy Via Text Shown Effective Against Depression

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 03, 2025 10:28 AM (L/fGl)

220 Shut up, dunce.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2025 10:28 AM (jc0TO)

221 ♫

Fleas got my dad.
Fleas got my dad...
Posted by: muldoon at November 03, 2025 10:24 AM

Can we at least wait until after Thanksgiving for that?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2025 10:28 AM (ySpAZ)

222 He's got fleas on his head
But don't call him a flea-head.

Posted by: XTC at November 03, 2025 10:29 AM (UnA8+)

223
In case Bulg missed it:

Here's what Judy Jetson (Lost In Space daughter) looks like today:

https://is.gd/5lEWfl

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at November 03, 2025 10:29 AM (BoAYR)

224 His best performances (Witness and Blade Runner) have him doing almost nothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

No love for The Fugitive?

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

225 At bottom, Stalin's argument went like this...

"To industrialize the cities we must first industrialize the farms, like the Americans do. They did it with capitalism, which is inferior to socialism, which you know from reading our tracts. So this should be a cinch. Get it done right now, no matter how many people you have to shoot and starve, or you'll join them next."

That's it. That's the sum total of Stalin's awesome plan, and it yielded predictable results. The only thing he ever did right was get invaded and ravaged by the same Army his wealthy Western opponents happened to be fighting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 10:29 AM (BI5O2)

226 They can, however, live in your house's carpet and chew your ankles to bits.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 03, 2025 10:24 AM (i00+Z)

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We're occasionally invited to some monthly dinners -- and while the host is a great guy, he's got several dogs and cats running around coming and going from the outdoor's back patios and yard.

Our lower legs get eaten alive by fleas to the point of needing to wear knee-high tube socks and long pants -- even during the warm summers.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 03, 2025 10:30 AM (rwvgL)

227 I think Enrico Fermi claimed that the only similarity between the official train schedule and the actual arrival time of the trains in Italy was a fantasy played in Mussolini's brain.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 10:30 AM (rbvCR)

228 People were still starving to death in the Soviet Union in 1950.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2025 10:31 AM (jc0TO)

229 His best performances (Witness and Blade Runner) have him doing almost nothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 03, 2025 10:27 AM (GBKbO)

He's dwarfed by Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2025 10:31 AM (evhpt)

230 “It scares the shit out of me. The ignorance, the hubris, the lies, the perfidy,” Ford told The Guardian. “[Trump] knows better, but he’s an instrument of the status quo and he’s making money, hand over fist, while the world goes to hell in a handbasket.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 03, 2025 10:16 AM (L/fGl)
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Who talks like this? Sounds like a man-bun stoner TA for "Lectures on Bad Orange Man Is Really Bad" trying to impress some purple-haired nose-ringed Lume-needed weirdo of indeterminate gender.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2025 10:31 AM (iFTx/)

231 Lye soap in the East, through at least the 1960s, was used not only for nits in the hair but on every other washable thing a "cootie kid" touched - sheets, clothing, towels. So common, there were recipes to make it or it could be bought in bars.

It was readily available in most households because it also removed coal dust, etc.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 03, 2025 10:32 AM (NFX2v)

232 I think Enrico Fermi claimed that the only similarity between the official train schedule and the actual arrival time of the trains in Italy was a fantasy played in Mussolini's brain.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 10:30 AM (rbvCR)

Probably said after he was safely in the US and building a reactor under the stands at the U of Chicago.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2025 10:32 AM (2WIwB)

233 230
Who talks like this? Sounds like a man-bun stoner TA for "Lectures on Bad Orange Man Is Really Bad" trying to impress some purple-haired nose-ringed Lume-needed weirdo of indeterminate gender.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2025 10:31 AM (iFTx/)

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But enough about Calista Flockhart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 03, 2025 10:32 AM (GBKbO)

234 He's dwarfed by Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Everything is dwarfed by Darryl Hannah's rack in that flick.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:32 AM (77rzZ)

235 Gaff was considering murdering Deckard at the end of the movie.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2025 10:33 AM (jc0TO)

236 Harrison Ford never smiles or laughs in any of his roles. The closest he comes is a smirk and a sarcastic chuckle. Unlikable IMO.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 03, 2025 10:33 AM (EYmYM)

237 I worked for a Residential Treatment Center for adolescents in Portsmouth, VA right near the Naval Hospital on the water. They had a half-dozen large 1910-era homes that they turned into group homes. One hadn't been used in about 6 months, as the census was down. They were going to use it again, so I went over to see if/how much work it would take.

The moment you opened the door, fleas in the dozens were on your socks. Squirrels had chewed their way into the attic and made it their playground. Making a hasty retreat, the exterminators were called before anyone else went in there.

Posted by: Itchin' and Scratchin' at November 03, 2025 10:33 AM (oftw2)

238 Here's what Judy Jetson (Lost In Space daughter) looks like today:

https://is.gd/5lEWfl
Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything

About what I'd expect. Looks like she had some work done to her face.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:34 AM (77rzZ)

239 "Ford's known for his predictable and tiresome acting, not for his mental acuity or grasp of reality.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2025 10:26 AM (evhpt)

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His best performances (Witness and Blade Runner) have him doing almost nothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison"

I thought is was Raiders of the Lost Ark, where everything he did had no impact on the movies outcome.

Posted by: Ripley at November 03, 2025 10:34 AM (GUOwU)

240 "A father will never turn down a chance to shave his childs head."

Sounds like my dad. Ever heard of a crew cut? That was a thing back in the early '60s. My dad had all three of his boys get that haircut for years. I just thought he was being cheap. Still think that was the reason.

Posted by: Case at November 03, 2025 10:34 AM (9HFDU)

241 So, JJ, by moving to Wisconsin, did you get what you voted for?

https://tinyurl.com/ya7j6hus

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2025 10:35 AM (C6GAH)

242 239 I thought is was Raiders of the Lost Ark, where everything he did had no impact on the movies outcome.

Posted by: Ripley at November 03, 2025 10:34 AM (GUOwU)

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Would the Nazis have discovered the Ark without his involvement?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 03, 2025 10:35 AM (GBKbO)

243 What gives Ford the impression someone cares?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 03, 2025 10:36 AM (kTd/k)

244 He's dwarfed by Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2025 10:31 AM (evhpt)

Appropriate, since Rutger Hauer is the true hero of the film. Or better put, the anti-hero. Deckard is a bystander to all of the important action.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2025 10:36 AM (uWKK8)

245 243 What gives Ford the impression someone cares?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 03, 2025 10:36 AM (kTd/k)

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I don't care what people who are paid to talk politics say about politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 03, 2025 10:36 AM (GBKbO)

246 I store my information in an information silo.

Abby Phillip says she talks to MAGA people every day, so she understands the “information silos” they’re in that make it hard to see outside of.
This was said by a CNN host on the Obama bros podcast.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 03, 2025 10:36 AM (L/fGl)

247
I thought is was Raiders of the Lost Ark, where everything he did had no impact on the movies outcome.
Posted by: Ripley at November 03, 2025 10:34 AM (GUOwU)

That’s the meme but it is only true after the ark is discovered. Without Indy the Germans would not have found it.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 03, 2025 10:36 AM (EYmYM)

248 Kate Capshaw was the hottest Indie girl.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

249 Would the Nazis have discovered the Ark without his involvement?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 03, 2025 10:35 AM

They would never had known to take back one kadam to honor the Hebrew God whose Ark this is.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2025 10:37 AM (jc0TO)

250 Meet Black Mamdani:

https://tinyurl.com/bde4vhtr

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2025 10:37 AM (C6GAH)

251 Appropriate, since Rutger Hauer is the true hero of the film. Or better put, the anti-hero. Deckard is a bystander to all of the important action.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2025 10:36 AM (uWKK

So Deckard is a robot or not?

Posted by: the way I see it at November 03, 2025 10:37 AM (EYmYM)

252 Ford is 83. Grandpa undoubtedly has all sorts of cranky opinions.

Posted by: boomers want you off their lawns at November 03, 2025 10:37 AM (yis/O)

253 Sounds to me like it was Ford's turn to make the obligatory bow to the liberal gods of hollywood. Chances are they paid him to say it.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2025 10:38 AM (2WIwB)

254 Kate Capshaw was the hottest Indie girl.

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Dr. Schneider had some nice outfits.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 03, 2025 10:38 AM (sX1BW)

255 50 quatloos saya a girl was involved in some.way.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2025 10:16 AM (2WIwB)
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Isn't it obvious?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2025 10:38 AM (A0sqA)

256 Marta Kristen was a War Baby. Born in 1945 in occupied Norway, she was the product of a German soldier and a young Norwegian Lady. Dad died in '45, she was adopted by a Norwegian-American couple in USA and brought up as American.

Posted by: Nordic Interiors at November 03, 2025 10:38 AM (oftw2)

257 249 Would the Nazis have discovered the Ark without his involvement?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 03, 2025 10:35 AM

They would never had known to take back one kadam to honor the Hebrew God whose Ark this is.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2025 10:37 AM (jc0TO)

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I was curious about the holes in the floor, and how the whole thing is supposed to work on different days of the year.

I looked it up, apparently the holes in the floor are an Egyptian calendar. Never explained, never commented on, Indy just does it silently without exposition, and it works.

Quality filmmaking.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 03, 2025 10:38 AM (GBKbO)

258 Calling it a "Toilette" doesn't make it any classier.

Posted by: fd at November 03, 2025 10:38 AM (vFG9F)

259 >>>More than 41K Wisconsin voter registrations don't match driver, ID database, state data shows
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Hey, that's OK, every vote counts.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2025 10:39 AM (FVOLT)

260 Ford's little mini tirade is a great example of bubbleish thinking. No verifiable gripes, nothing tangible, just pure virtue signaling through a string of adjectives and adverbs, signifying nothing but Goodthink.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2025 10:39 AM (JwNbV)

261 I guess there won't be a Raiders of the Lost Ark IX, amirite?

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2025 10:39 AM (g47mK)

262 Kate Capshaw was the hottest Indie girl.
Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

Perhaps but hand me the earplugs.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2025 10:39 AM (2WIwB)

263 How did Indy survive clinging to a submerged submarine? Never understood that.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 03, 2025 10:39 AM (XvL8K)

264 258 Calling it a "Toilette" doesn't make it any classier.
Posted by: fd at November 03, 2025 10:38 AM (vFG9F)

Don't drink the water.

and forget about the eau.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2025 10:40 AM (uWKK8)

265 261 I guess there won't be a Raiders of the Lost Ark IX, amirite?
Posted by: runner at November 03, 2025 10:39 AM (g47mK)

There are THREE Indiana Jones movies.

NEVER SHALL THERE BE A FOURTH.

Posted by: Cow Demon at November 03, 2025 10:40 AM (sVOFR)

266 Grok: "kadam" is approximately one foot (12 inches), and the staff is meant to be six kadam high, or 72 inches (6 feet), but reduced by one kadam to 5 feet (60 inches) as a gesture of respect to the Hebrew God.

This adjustment results in a staff that appears towering over Indiana Jones in the film, creating a visual inconsistency, as it implies Jones is only about four feet tall in the movie's universe.

The script originally had the line as "add one kadam" in the Revised Fifth Draft, which would have made the Nazi staff shorter, aligning better with the visual.
The change to "take back" was likely made during filming or post-production, possibly to emphasize the religious significance of the Ark's location, but it introduced the visual error.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2025 10:40 AM (jc0TO)

267
I was curious about the holes in the floor, and how the whole thing is supposed to work on different days of the year.

I looked it up, apparently the holes in the floor are an Egyptian calendar. Never explained, never commented on, Indy just does it silently without exposition, and it works.

Quality filmmaking.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 03, 2025 10:38 AM (GBKbO)

The best part of the movie was every movie watchers complaint since movies have been made.

It’s when Indy shoots the guy with the sword.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 03, 2025 10:40 AM (EYmYM)

268 Jeffries Suggests He's Future of Dem Party, Not Mamdani
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 03, 2025 10:21 AM (L/fGl)
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Hakeem should learn to code.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2025 10:40 AM (A0sqA)

269 92 year old who fled the Nazis and then fled Russia in the early 90's voted for the first time against Mandami . "From NY Post"

https://tinyurl.com/46j74hh6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2025 10:41 AM (ELdpA)

270 Big Butch Wax was behind the crew-cut frenzy. There's always Big Money behind social movements.

Posted by: The Crew Cats at November 03, 2025 10:41 AM (oftw2)

271 267 The best part of the movie was every movie watchers complaint since movies have been made.

It’s when Indy shoots the guy with the sword.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 03, 2025 10:40 AM (EYmYM)

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Thank Ford having the shits that day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having some laughs with Alexander Mackendrick at November 03, 2025 10:41 AM (GBKbO)

272 More than 41K Wisconsin voter registrations don't match driver, ID database, state data shows
—-

And it’s racist to do anything about it.
- Some Judge (soon)

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 03, 2025 10:41 AM (3qp0C)

273 "Would the Nazis have discovered the Ark without his involvement?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Yes. The Gestapo was looking for headpiece of the staff and he barely beat them to Tibet.

Posted by: Ripley at November 03, 2025 10:42 AM (GUOwU)

274 Lotsa kids out playing today. Must be a teacher workday.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:42 AM (77rzZ)

275 225 At bottom, Stalin's argument went like this...

"To industrialize the cities we must first industrialize the farms, like the Americans do. They did it with capitalism, which is inferior to socialism, which you know from reading our tracts. So this should be a cinch. Get it done right now, no matter how many people you have to shoot and starve, or you'll join them next."

That's it. That's the sum total of Stalin's awesome plan, and it yielded predictable results. The only thing he ever did right was get invaded and ravaged by the same Army his wealthy Western opponents happened to be fighting.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2025 10:29 AM (BI5O2)

Surpass Britain and catch up with America.

Posted by: Mao at November 03, 2025 10:43 AM (sVOFR)

276 92 year old who fled the Nazis and then fled Russia in the early 90's voted for the first time against Mandami . "From NY Post"

https://tinyurl.com/46j74hh6
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2025 10:41 AM (ELdpA)

Likely to be found deceased in his apartment from a gas leak a week after the election.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2025 10:43 AM (2WIwB)

277 There are THREE Indiana Jones movies.

NEVER SHALL THERE BE A FOURTH.
Posted by: Cow Demon at November 03, 2025 10:40 AM

This. This is a Known Thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2025 10:44 AM (ySpAZ)

278 Probably said after he was safely in the US and building a reactor under the stands at the U of Chicago.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2025 10:32 AM (2WIwB)

If you are interested there are a number of lectures by Ralph Raico on fascism on Youbute. His attitude on Italian fascism is that it led to a government that was incapable of operating a gelato stand, with the side comment that the worst abuses occurred after the Germans started directing things.

(It is rumored that the German Infantry prayer for all the things they want ends with ". . . And the Italians as a foe")

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 10:44 AM (rbvCR)

279 Head Lice are virtually unknown in Great Britain since they adopted my Alberto VO-5 Hot Oil Treatment. It smothers the itchy, little bastards!

Posted by: Rula Lenska at November 03, 2025 10:44 AM (oftw2)

280 Yes. The Gestapo was looking for headpiece of the staff and he barely beat them to Tibet.
Posted by: Ripley at November 03, 2025 10:42 AM (GUOwU)

You said everything Indy did wouldn’t have changed what happened. If you are now saying if Indy never got involved then you are correct.

Posted by: the way I see it at November 03, 2025 10:45 AM (EYmYM)

281 Saw a meme that had Mamdani’s face and under it 2026 Florida Realtor of The Year.

I say careful what you wish for Florida. These NYers won’t move down and start voting Republican. They’ll vote for just a slightly less left wing Democrat. But still left wing.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 03, 2025 10:45 AM (3qp0C)

282 The Toilette - Guess the kid's a real shit head, huh?

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at November 03, 2025 10:45 AM (U3fVU)

283 Race to the bottom.

Supreme Court of Canada overturns mandatory one-year jail terms for possession of child porn

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 03, 2025 10:46 AM (L/fGl)

284 282 The Toilette - Guess the kid's a real shit head, huh?
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at November 03, 2025 10:45 AM (U3fVU)

"It's pronounced, Shuh-THEED."

-John Shithead

Posted by: XTC at November 03, 2025 10:47 AM (UnA8+)

285 In more important news - Gojira Day

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2025 10:47 AM (C/v00)

286 Ford, along with a vast majority of hollywood, are just overpaid court jesters. They just don't get killed by royal decree when they fail to entertain.

Maybe a 2nd look at kings..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 03, 2025 10:47 AM (IXZGh)

287 So Deckard is a robot or not?

If you haven’t read the book, I’d recommend it. The movie follows it surprisingly closely, given that they literally switched the title out for another (also great) book.

The original book title was Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep. It is sometimes today marketed under the title Blade Runner, but if you accidentally buy the real Blade Runner by Alan E. Nourse that’s no loss.

In the book (this is not a spoiler, it comes up early), even humans are basically robots. Not in the physical sense of being made up of artificial parts, but in that they literally program their moods using a device called a “Penfield Mood Organ”. Further, humanity no longer looks to the stars; they’re not even visible from Earth.

It’s one of PKD’s more straightforward books.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 03, 2025 10:47 AM (EXyHK)

288
"It's pronounced, Shuh-THEED."

-John Shithead
Posted by: XTC at November 03, 2025 10:47 AM (UnA8+)

LULZ

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 03, 2025 10:47 AM (IXZGh)

289 At bottom, Stalin's argument went like this...

"To industrialize the cities we must first industrialize the farms, like the Americans do. They did it with capitalism, which is inferior to socialism, which you know from reading our tracts. So this should be a cinch. Get it done right now, no matter how many people you have to shoot and starve, or you'll join them next."

***

A 500 acre farm in Russia would have 50 people working it from the farm Supervisor, three Asst Supervisors and on down. A 500 acre farm in Colfax Washington would have a family of five and a couple of hands who would go from farm to farm. Yields far more as well.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2025 10:48 AM (2WIwB)

290 In more important news - Gojira Day
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2025 10:47 AM (C/v00)

Is that Japanese for Godzilla?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 03, 2025 10:48 AM (IXZGh)

291 Lindane shampoo was taken off the market on 2023. It worked

Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2025 10:48 AM (E6fZE)

292 Me too, Greasy. Me too.

Gavin Newsom: "Nothing I dislike more than a politician that sits there and lies to you."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 03, 2025 10:48 AM (L/fGl)

293 164 Then why did everyone ask Edd Kookie Byrnes to lend them his comb?
Posted by: XTC

Many many beautiful custom hot rods were showcased on that show.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 03, 2025 10:49 AM (oBhMC)

294 Is that Japanese for Godzilla?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 03, 2025 10:48 AM (IXZGh)
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No its Godzirra, but that's not important now.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2025 10:49 AM (A0sqA)

295 Lotsa kids out playing today. Must be a teacher workday.
Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:42 AM (77rzZ)

At least they're outside playing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 03, 2025 10:49 AM (IXZGh)

296 It’s funny how people are freaking out over Mandani as if nyc was once as red as Wyoming and now out of the blue will be socialist. It’s always been far left. Has everyone forgotten DeBlasio? The current city council of NYC is basically all Mandanis.

Nothing will really chance. It’s a shithole now it will continue to be a shithole. But hey 3am Thai food. So totally worth it.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 03, 2025 10:50 AM (3qp0C)

297 "Shuh-THEED residence, Lady of the House speaking."

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:50 AM (77rzZ)

298
No its Godzirra, but that's not important now.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2025 10:49 AM (A0sqA)

But, I said it in English.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 03, 2025 10:50 AM (IXZGh)

299 I feel like the art of the day is a weird representation of my mornings. Trying to get my kid's hair dry and get them out the door, and all the want to do is eat and play with the dog and be impossible. Prefer choice for Monday!

Posted by: LizLem at November 03, 2025 10:50 AM (gWBY1)

300 At least they're outside playing.
Posted by: Sponge

Yeah, it's good to see.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:50 AM (77rzZ)

301 263 How did Indy survive clinging to a submerged submarine? Never understood that.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 03, 2025 10:39 AM (XvL8K)

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It makes sense that the trip was made on the surface. WWII subs operated submerged only for limited times, mostly while evading detection or setting up a torpedo attack.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2025 10:50 AM (dyewR)

302 Perfect choice for Monday, I mean. The autocorrect madness, it begins in earnest!

Posted by: LizLem at November 03, 2025 10:50 AM (gWBY1)

303
Gavin Newsom: "Nothing I dislike more than a politician that sits there and lies to you."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 03, 2025 10:48 AM (L/fGl)

"I've never come across anyone in my career that can lie so effortlessly and seemingly genuine. He's a true sociopath."

- - - - - Tucker Carlson

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 03, 2025 10:51 AM (IXZGh)

304 Harrison Ford doesn't know of a greater criminal in history. What a Karen.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2025 10:51 AM (y0GVq)

305 That Ridley Scott now insists that Harrison's character is a Replicant, destroys something special.

Our Blade Runner has burned out and become a robot going through the motions of living. By meeting Roy who so wants to be Human, Deckard regains his Humanity. And even escapes with the girl.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2025 10:52 AM (C/v00)

306 I saw a French movie called Animal Kingdom this weekend. The plot is about humans mutating into various animals. Interesting premise. First 30 minutes is really good. But the pacing gets too slow, it kinda meanders on, and nothing is ever explained. It's also too long at 130 minutes. This would be a good candidate for an American remake that's tighter and 15 minutes shorter.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2025 10:52 AM (iFTx/)

307 It makes sense that the trip was made on the surface. WWII subs operated submerged only for limited times, mostly while evading detection or setting up a torpedo attack.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2025 10:50 AM

Apparently the crew remained below deck the entire trip.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2025 10:52 AM (jc0TO)

308 If Leftards were a comedy bit it would be the funniest thing ever made.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2025 10:52 AM (y0GVq)

309 The original book title was Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep. It is sometimes today marketed under the title Blade Runner, but if you accidentally buy the real Blade Runner by Alan E. Nourse that’s no loss.

I thought Nourse' book was pure dystopian fantasy in that it described an America with what can only be described as single payer healthcare where conscientious doctors who wish to help patients who are not inside the system have to perform black market operations.
The "blade runner" is the mule who moves the surgical supplies from a dealer to the site where the operation is performed.

Then Covid happened and it stopped being a dystopian fantasy

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2025 10:52 AM (rbvCR)

310
Supreme Court of Canada overturns mandatory one-year jail terms for possession of child porn
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 03, 2025 10:46 AM (L/fGl)

"Why is Canada suddenly a hotbed for child pornography and trafficking?"

- - - - - - Liberal Canadians

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 03, 2025 10:53 AM (IXZGh)

311 So a guy who celebrated Stalin, Shits on Trump and hates Jews is the future of the conservative movement according to Heritage Foundation.

Lovely.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 03, 2025 10:54 AM (3qp0C)

312 ‘Sit still or I’ll cut you.’
- Granny

Posted by: Eromero at November 03, 2025 10:54 AM (jgmnb)

313 Nothing will really chance. It’s a shithole now it will continue to be a shithole. But hey 3am Thai food. So totally worth it.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 03, 2025 10:50 AM (3qp0C)

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When you start openly and overly talking about "seizing the means of production" and Free Shit For All except rich whites ... I suspect you'll hear Ross Perot's giant sucking sound.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 03, 2025 10:54 AM (g8yrO)

314 Harrison Ford, who's extensive movie collection has gone above and beyond in the pollution and climate change violations, calls Trump a criminal he fears because of his stance on climate change.

Hey, Mr. Ford! Here's a bag of dicks for you to munch on while you SHUT THE F*CK UP.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 03, 2025 10:55 AM (IXZGh)

315 312 ‘Sit still or I’ll cut you.’
- Granny
Posted by: Eromero at November 03, 2025 10:54 AM (jgmnb)

"Cut him anyway, it'll toughen the little p*ssy up."
-Dad

Posted by: XTC at November 03, 2025 10:55 AM (UnA8+)

316 306 I saw a French movie called Animal Kingdom this weekend. The plot is about humans mutating into various animals. Interesting premise. First 30 minutes is really good. But the pacing gets too slow, it kinda meanders on, and nothing is ever explained. It's also too long at 130 minutes. This would be a good candidate for an American remake that's tighter and 15 minutes shorter.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2025 10:52 AM (iFTx/)

Trans mutants, you say!

Posted by: Hollywood at November 03, 2025 10:55 AM (yis/O)

317 When you start openly and overly talking about "seizing the means of production" and Free Shit For All except rich whites ... I suspect you'll hear Ross Perot's giant sucking sound.
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 03, 2025 10:54 AM (g8yrO)

City council has been saying this for a long time. As has AOC. As have other NYC Dems. It’s nothing new. Only difference is the Muslim angle for Mandani.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 03, 2025 10:56 AM (3qp0C)

318 Trans mutants, you say!
Posted by: Hollywood at November 03, 2025 10:55 AM (yis/O)

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They should have cast DeNiro since he's got one at home.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2025 10:56 AM (dyewR)

319 So a guy who celebrated Stalin, Shits on Trump and hates Jews is the future of the conservative movement according to Heritage Foundation.

Lovely.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 03, 2025 10:54 AM (3qp0C)

Have you ever listened to him directly or are you just picking what others have cut and told you what he REALLY means?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 03, 2025 10:56 AM (IXZGh)

320 Then Covid happened and it stopped being a dystopian fantasy.

Yup. The United States of Blade Runner has implemented a very unpopular national health care law that both discourages people from seeking health care and discourages doctors from providing it, while also creating a monstrous bureaucracy more interested in maintaining itself than in staving off potential epidemics before they become unmanageable.

And then, against the backdrop of this mess of draconian government incompetence comes the Shanghai Flu…

“…the whole program was a bid to bribe people into submitting to sterilization as the price of healthcare, and a whole segment of the population wouldn’t bribe. God knows how many people have turned to the underground, they must number in the millions. It’s a lousy brand of medicine, nobody can do good surgery on a kitchen table, but doctors and patients alike are into it because it’s the only sane way to resist the government program.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 03, 2025 10:57 AM (EXyHK)

321 Trans mutants, you say!
Posted by: Hollywood at November 03, 2025 10:55 AM (yis/O)

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They should have cast DeNiro since he's got one at home.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2025 10:56 AM (dyewR)
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[Laughing]

-- Cynthia Nixon

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2025 10:57 AM (iFTx/)

322 You can't just have an opinion, and be against something or not like someone. Everything must be hyperbolic, everything must be the limit as x approaches infinity. Anything less might as well not even be said.

I will end all life on earth for lesbian bongo therapy in Borneo. What, you wouldn't? Wrecker.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2025 10:58 AM (JwNbV)

323 [Laughing]

-- Cynthia Nixon
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2025 10:57 AM (iFTx/)

Can she laugh with a face full of fat nastypussy?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 03, 2025 10:58 AM (IXZGh)

324 Also from Nourse’s Blade Runner:

“There’s nothing personal about it, it’s just part of their policy.”

“Well, it may not be personal to them, but it’s plenty personal to me.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 03, 2025 10:58 AM (EXyHK)

325 Here's what Judy Jetson (Lost In Space daughter) looks like today:

https://is.gd/5lEWfl
Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything

About what I'd expect. Looks like she had some work done to her face.
Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 10:34 AM (77rzZ)

She looks great! Excellent scandi and kraut genes.

Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2025 10:58 AM (lCppi)

326 Have you ever listened to him directly or are you just picking what others have cut and told you what he REALLY means?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 03, 2025 10:56 AM (IXZGh)

I’ve watched a lot of his videos. Not just 30 second clips but 10-15 minute clips. The “you took me out of context” thing doesn’t work for him. Don’t be fooled by it.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 03, 2025 10:58 AM (3qp0C)

327 The head lice thread.

I was waiting for this.

in the weeds.

Posted by: eleven at November 03, 2025 10:59 AM (aTgV0)

328 [Laughing]

-- Cynthia Nixon
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2025 10:57 AM (iFTx/)

Can she laugh with a face full of fat nastypussy?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 03, 2025 10:58 AM (IXZGh)
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Don't know. Don't wanna know. Some things can't be unseen.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2025 10:59 AM (iFTx/)

329
Supreme Court of Canada overturns mandatory one-year jail terms for possession of child porn

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at November 03, 2025 10:46 AM (L/fGl)

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BREAKING: The Clinton, Obama, and Biden Crime Families All Simultaneously Announce Relocation Plans To Canada.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 03, 2025 10:59 AM (g8yrO)

330 Does the kid have fleas because of the dog, or does the dog have fleas because of the kid? Ah, the Middle Ages.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 03, 2025 10:59 AM (MZ+PY)

331 Ah, the Middle Ages.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder

17th century. Early Modern period.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 11:00 AM (77rzZ)

332 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 03, 2025 11:00 AM (IXZGh)

333 Lost In Space had great theme music.

That bass.

Posted by: eleven at November 03, 2025 11:01 AM (aTgV0)

334
I’ve watched a lot of his videos. Not just 30 second clips but 10-15 minute clips. The “you took me out of context” thing doesn’t work for him. Don’t be fooled by it.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 03, 2025 10:58 AM (3qp0C)

Well, good on you, then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 03, 2025 11:01 AM (IXZGh)

335 333 Lost In Space had great theme music.

That bass.
Posted by: eleven at November 03, 2025 11:01 AM (aTgV0)

That was early John Williams.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 03, 2025 11:01 AM (LxER7)

336 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2025 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

337 The Fuentes common themes is Jews no loyalty to their US and only loyalty to Israel and they need to leave. And then you get into the usual Jews run world banking and the usual shit.

It’s nothing new or original just repackaged into podcast form.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 03, 2025 11:02 AM (3qp0C)

338 There’s talking with your hands and then there’s whatever this is, which strongly suggests an inability to hold still, uncontrollable arm movements, restlessness and twitches. The obvious answer is cocaine. Cocaine seems to be right up Newsom’s alley. He’s often hyper, over-intense and agitated. If he’d been on cocaine during his time as governor, it would explain a whole lot about how the state is run.

But a second option, especially for a politician desperately trying to build his brand by going everywhere and doing everything, is amphetamines. It would explain the bizarre arm and hand movements all too well. This is a guy who is overdoing it, not getting much sleep and spinning out of control. Sometimes he starts yelling during interviews. - Daniel Greenfield
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It's meth.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2025 11:02 AM (A0sqA)

339
nood

throck buckmorton

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 03, 2025 11:02 AM (tljrc)

340 >>>I say careful what you wish for Florida. These NYers won’t move down and start voting Republican. They’ll vote for just a slightly less left wing Democrat. But still left wing.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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Regretfully, I agree.
Look at Colorado and Arizona.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2025 11:06 AM (FVOLT)

341 325 robinson.

Posted by: cmeat at November 03, 2025 11:15 AM (R11M+)

342 I thought is was Raiders of the Lost Ark, where everything he did had no impact on the movies outcome.
Posted by: Ripley at November 03, 2025 10:34 AM (GUOwU)

Pointed out by Amy on The Big Bang Theory, after watching the movie with Sheldon. LOL!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 03, 2025 11:28 AM (5xuJ/)

343 54 Nanny or Grandma has a ring on her left hand.
Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2025 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)

Don't Euros wear their wedding rings on their right?

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 03, 2025 11:53 AM (qTPVJ)

344 I recently received my 3rd online check for $21,850 which I won by doing a super simple and easy job online. wq300 This online business is amazing and the regular acquisitions that come from it are amazing. Online according to the subtleties

referenced on... m0ney0ffer8.blogspot.com/

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