Halloween Friday Cafe

T-1000 costume. I'll post a few more below, thanks to the Massimo/@RainMaker1973 account.

Beware of deceitful children tricking you into giving them triple treats.

Here's a scary scene for you: The Devil himself, confronting none other than Mr. Rourke.

KISS's first appearance on TV, from 1974.

Baby elephant keeps close to her mama's skirts.

Carrie costume:

Super Dave Osborne's first stunt. This is history right here.

Garret sent this over. It's another one of his favorites. More clips from Garret's favorite Center Square Halloween Special.

So I had those links yesterday, but then Soothsayer one-upped me and linked the entire Paul Lynde Halloween Special. I think I saw that. I remember this stupid joke about KISS, something about them fighting as kids, so their moms told them to "kiss and make up." I'm guessing that terrible joke is from this special.

Adorable Caddyshack costume. The kid has no idea what's going on but I'm sure it's fun for his father.

Possum gets a good spooking. And a cougar also gets a good spook.

This is my favorite Halloween costume. First I thought it was just fake. Now I think it's real, and ingenious.

Halloween party snacks. More snacks.

Halloween nachos.

Possibly excessive.

The Japanese lead the world in the Cute/Nightmarish aesthetic.

I rate this as my least favorite costume. You were warned.

A classic.

That time Sylwester Wardęga bought a giant spider Halloween costume for his dog and let him loose.pic.twitter.com/CkpViHV1G9
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) October 17, 2025

The Jetson ONE personal air vehicle.

Price: $128,000pic.twitter.com/qrlTipWFqm
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) October 30, 2025

Halloween art pumpkin sculpture
pic.twitter.com/fkoNy5MZGc
— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) October 30, 2025

Soaring Through Spooky Skies This Halloween 🎃🪂 pic.twitter.com/XjLye0IAG3
— Enezator (@Enezator) October 30, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 Happy Halloween!

Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2025 07:31 PM (ZdaMQ)

2 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 31, 2025 07:32 PM (LjSYW)

3 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 31, 2025 07:32 PM (p6raP)

4 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 31, 2025 07:33 PM (p6raP)

5 "Possibly excessive".

I dunno. Ya think?

Posted by: Paco at October 31, 2025 07:34 PM (mADJX)

6 One of my former coworkers has a little black furry chihuahua that she dressed up in a spider costume today.

Adorable and creepy at the same time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2025 07:35 PM (IBQGV)

7 Sitting on the porch playing pirate songs waiting for trick or treaters. I was Sandy from Grease this year at my friends party.

Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2025 07:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

8
*runs in*
*slams door*
*nails it shut*

Yeesh, I feel defiled by that creep in the last thread.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2025 07:35 PM (tgvbd)

9 We're off to see the Wizard...

Posted by: Shani at October 31, 2025 07:35 PM (KwcEn)

10 Did you see JD's costume ace?

https://x.com/JDVance/status/
1984370346204524803

Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2025 07:36 PM (3uBP9)

11 No trick or treaters here in the boonies. The kids go into town where they can get a better haul.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 31, 2025 07:36 PM (W3AhE)

12 Wow, I've nooded several times today.

Nood. Cafe.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 07:31 PM (Sco7b)

Hydrate and Zinc for faster recovery time.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 07:36 PM (wVcYX)

13 Sitting on the porch playing pirate songs
Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2025 07:35 PM

Ya arrrrrrrrr?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 31, 2025 07:37 PM (0sNs1)

14 6:30. Candy bowl locked and loaded. Bourbon poured.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 07:38 PM (wVcYX)

15 Good evening everyone and Happy Halloween 🎃

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2025 07:39 PM (+qU29)

16 I remember superdave on showtime when I was a teen. Was there an occasional boob on that show?

RIP, Mr Dave.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2025 07:39 PM (zZu0s)

17 Looks like Venezuela going hot.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 31, 2025 07:39 PM (0sNs1)

18 Best candy:

Obviously Snickers

Then

Twix

Then

KitKat

Posted by: Shani at October 31, 2025 07:39 PM (KwcEn)

19 Wow, missed the end of the thread.

New tactic: they set up a forward command post two doors down and rained continuous teams down on me. Totally pinned down. I tried to call in a strike, but they vanished just as the aircraft arrived on station.

Sneaky bastards.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2025 07:40 PM (ZOv7s)

20 Not one trick or treater. Oh well. I guess I will have to eat all these delicious Vienna sausages myself.

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2025 07:40 PM (vFG9F)

21 T1000's parent (?) is dressed like John Connor in T2. Nice touch there.

Posted by: God he was super annoying though at October 31, 2025 07:40 PM (TbWk/)

22 This is one of my favorites. The expression on the little girl's face says it all.

https://tinyurl.com/ysk5mv44

Posted by: Paco at October 31, 2025 07:41 PM (mADJX)

23 lol fd

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 31, 2025 07:41 PM (P9xGM)

24 Wow, missed the end of the thread.

New tactic: they set up a forward command post two doors down and rained continuous teams down on me. Totally pinned down. I tried to call in a strike, but they vanished just as the aircraft arrived on station.

Sneaky bastards.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2025 07:40 PM (ZOv7s)

A Broken Arrow radio call?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 07:41 PM (wVcYX)

25 I'm going with double taps now. Only 20 minutes left and I've got a full bag in reserve.

COME GET SOME!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2025 07:41 PM (ZOv7s)

26 19 Wow, missed the end of the thread.

New tactic: they set up a forward command post two doors down and rained continuous teams down on me. Totally pinned down. I tried to call in a strike, but they vanished just as the aircraft arrived on station.

Sneaky bastards.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2025 07:40 PM (ZOv7s)

BROKEN ARROW, I REPEAT, BROKEN ARROW!

Posted by: In danger of being overrun! at October 31, 2025 07:42 PM (TbWk/)

27 I'm going with double taps now. Only 20 minutes left and I've got a full bag in reserve.

COME GET SOME!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2025 07:41 PM

Dude. Load 'em in the fougasse and fire it!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 31, 2025 07:43 PM (0sNs1)

28 A Broken Arrow radio call?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 07:41 PM (wVcYX)
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It was bad. You do one pair, another waits and then moves in. It's like they wanted me just to stand there, serving them one after the other. Some of the loons didn't even have their bags out, like I have time to wait for them fumbling with their gear.

But we're good. It was almost pistol time, but they ran out of bodies.

17 minutes left.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2025 07:43 PM (ZOv7s)

29 Well this was willowed. I guess its better off here anyway.

Mrs B went to a wedding with her friend tonight. Halloween themed. She had to wear a costume. She holds up 3 costumes. One was a cheerleader, not bad since she was one in high school. The second was a ballet chick, also not bad since she did that for years. The 3rd was a witch. I said well, you would make a good witch. She looked me. I followed up quick with " well you were never a witch before". She says "nice save". At that point I'm glad I didn't add that it was a bit more age appropriate. lol

She did actually look good as a witch. She had a cool choker necklace with little bats, the dress was kinda Elvira like, and wore her black harley boots.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2025 07:44 PM (snZF9)

30 We live in a community consisting mostly of retirees, so we never get any kids. Still, I always have this sneaking suspicion that Mrs. Paco may have bought some candy just in case, so I always try to find it, but never do. It's a bit like being trapped in an Edgar Allan Poe story.

Posted by: Paco at October 31, 2025 07:44 PM (mADJX)

31 We have two kids in our rural neighborhood. Hubby bought a bag of Snickers minis in case they come by.
We canceled out on a Halloween party due to hubby nec’s vertigo. We had planned on going as geriatric bobby sockers, poodle skirt and a walker for me and a white tee with slicked hair and a cane for hubby. Oh well, maybe next year.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 31, 2025 07:44 PM (2NHgQ)

32 Watching the Fantasy Isand sketch

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2025 07:45 PM (+qU29)

33 World Series soon.

As a Canadian, go Dodgers. After what I went through to stay unjabbed and protect my late mother, Canada doesn't deserve nice things.

The lights were off here but I'd peek outside. Dang, it was quiet.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 07:45 PM (Sco7b)

34 Mrs B went to a wedding with her friend tonight. Halloween themed. She had to wear a costume. She holds up 3 costumes. One was a cheerleader, not bad since she was one in high school. The second was a ballet chick, also not bad since she did that for years. The 3rd was a witch. I said well, you would make a good witch. She looked me. I followed up quick with " well you were never a witch before". She says "nice save". At that point I'm glad I didn't add that it was a bit more age appropriate. lol

She did actually look good as a witch. She had a cool choker necklace with little bats, the dress was kinda Elvira like, and wore her black harley boots.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2025 07:44 PM (snZF9)
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I'm expecting you to wake up as a toad tomorrow morning...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2025 07:46 PM (IBQGV)

35 Aldi chicken fajitas for dinner. One pound, and only 300 cals? Yeah, right!

Last time I waved this brand of plastic bagged stuff, it jumped right out of the tray. But by the time the full wave cycle was finished, it was not only merely dead, it was really most sincerely dead.

Posted by: gp at October 31, 2025 07:46 PM (7imtn)

36 Yeesh, I feel defiled by that creep in the last thread.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

The main problem with a critter like that is that it is emotionally stunted and immature. So it needs something even more immature and emotionally vulnerable than itself to prey on.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 31, 2025 07:46 PM (a+4eV)

37 She says "nice save". At that point I'm glad I didn't add that it was a bit more age appropriate. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2025 07:44 PM

Well, you had "Calm down." in reserve had you added it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 31, 2025 07:47 PM (0sNs1)

38 29 At that point I'm glad I didn't add that it was a bit more age appropriate. - Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Good thing you didn't. She might have turned you into a toad or something.

Posted by: Paco at October 31, 2025 07:47 PM (mADJX)

39 Walmart tomorrow:

https://tinyurl.com/3ww35mzt

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 31, 2025 07:47 PM (P9xGM)

40 First assault wave repulsed with select fire targeted rounds.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 07:48 PM (wVcYX)

41 Great pictures tonight

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2025 07:48 PM (+qU29)

42 She had a cool choker necklace with little bats
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2025 07:44 PM

Always a good choice. Far better than little penguins, with the eau de toilet they require as an accoutrement.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 31, 2025 07:49 PM (0sNs1)

43 Hmmm. Over at insty they link to a piece by Erik Erickson about Billy Kristol.

Didn't Erick Erickson go wobbly during 2020?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2025 07:49 PM (zZu0s)

44 2 Trick or Treaters and they came 2 hours ago. Now the wind is blowing 25 mph with gusts to 40.

Bah. I've got way too much candy. I'm bringing it to the nursing home, get those old foggies a sugar buzz.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2025 07:50 PM (viF8m)

45 Which candy bar does NOT pair well with Makers Mark?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 07:50 PM (wVcYX)

46 Which candy bar does NOT pair well with Makers Mark?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 07:50 PM (wVcYX)

Chewy sweet tarts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2025 07:51 PM (zZu0s)

47 Awwww. I have such a soft spot in my heart for possums. They do so much good, but far
too often they end up dead on the roads.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 31, 2025 07:51 PM (968vk)

48 First assault wave repulsed with select fire targeted rounds.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 07:48 PM (wVcYX)
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That's what you say now. It starts slow and then all hell breaks loose. Ten minutes left.

Looking forward to my grandraiders returning with their plunder.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2025 07:51 PM (ZOv7s)

49
Count,

Drink enough and it won't matter, lol

Posted by: fourseasons at October 31, 2025 07:51 PM (3ek7K)

50 "Didn't Erick Erickson go wobbly during 2020?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone "

He's been a wobbly bigmouth jerk since he was a county commissioner here. Probably before.

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2025 07:52 PM (vFG9F)

51 2 Trick or Treaters and they came 2 hours ago. Now the wind is blowing 25 mph with gusts to 40.

Bah. I've got way too much candy. I'm bringing it to the nursing home, get those old foggies a sugar buzz.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2025 07:50 PM (viF8m)

Give Room 237 a miss. Fair warning.

Posted by: Jack Torrance at October 31, 2025 07:52 PM (wVcYX)

52 Count,

Drink enough and it won't matter, lol

Posted by: fourseasons at October 31, 2025 07:51 PM (3ek7K)

Good plan! Am calling an audible for this.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 07:53 PM (wVcYX)

53 Which candy bar does NOT pair well with Makers Mark?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 07:50 PM (wVcYX)
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It's pretty much an all-purpose bourbon, and the first one I remember experiencing in depth, as they say. Still a fan.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2025 07:53 PM (ZOv7s)

54 My brother went to a party as the original terminator one year. Holy shit, the way he did the costume. He had the jeans, biker leather, the easy parts, but the face...damn. He made it to look like the terminator near the end of the move with the messed up face with the one glowing eye. He found a chrome terminator skull with eyes that lit up. He cut the skull apart to use the whole area around the one eye socket and part of the forehead, grafted it to his face and blended it using latex, hid the wires for the glowing eye under the latex and up over his ear, and then did all the torn flesh around the eye and parts of the face. Damn it looked real, frigging creepy. He won first place for that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2025 07:53 PM (snZF9)

55 39 Walmart tomorrow:

https://tinyurl.com/3ww35mzt
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 31, 2025 07:47 PM (P9xGM)

---

I read that some lefty activist judge forced the Trump administration to fund EBT.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 31, 2025 07:54 PM (968vk)

56 Turned off the lights. Was invited to a party but I'm not feeling it. Might just go binge the Witcher season 3

Posted by: lin-duh: I'm offended! at October 31, 2025 07:54 PM (VCgbV)

57 I sat in for my son at his house while he was at work. Know the area so expected a lot of trick or treaters. By the time he got home, had already gone through 60 of the 67 bags that we made. Ran to the supermarket to get more candy for him. He just called and they're still coming. He's going to turn out the lights when this second batch runs out.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 31, 2025 07:55 PM (3ImbR)

58 1 Happy Halloween!
Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2025 07:31 PM (ZdaMQ)

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I was wondering if Piper's brain does somersaults on a day like today

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 31, 2025 07:55 PM (968vk)

59 Correction, Erroriickson was a city councilman. That was before the city and county merged, WHICH WE DID NOT WANT YOU F'N PRICK!

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2025 07:55 PM (vFG9F)

60 Beaver Moon is a little past half-waxed.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 31, 2025 07:55 PM (0sNs1)

61 World Series Game 6.

I'm tempted to watch 'Terrifier' again. One and two.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 07:56 PM (Sco7b)

62 Beaver Moon is a little past half-waxed.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 31, 2025 07:55 PM (0sNs1)

Vertically or Horizontally?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 07:57 PM (wVcYX)

63 Could there be anything today that could galvanize a culture like The Wizard of OZ did in 1939?

Fragmentation seems so complete now that it isn't possible.

Posted by: Shani at October 31, 2025 07:57 PM (KwcEn)

64 "Didn't Erick Erickson go wobbly during 2020?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone "

He's been a veritable tower of JELL-O for years, possibly even earlier than 2020.

Posted by: Paco at October 31, 2025 07:57 PM (mADJX)

65 I read that some lefty activist judge forced the Trump administration to fund EBT.
Posted by: JM in Illinois
___

Trump's response to the judges:

https://tinyurl.com/26wsu434

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 31, 2025 07:57 PM (P9xGM)

66 >>> Always a good choice. Far better than little penguins, with the eau de toilet they require as an accoutrement.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 31, 2025 07:49 PM (0sNs1)

You know, with rule 34.b: "If it exists, there is a sexy Halloween costume for it."

There are probably Sexy Penguin costumes available somewhere. I could even check the internet but I know I don't have to. 100% chance.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2025 07:58 PM (3uBP9)

67 Last night I watched Starship Troopers 1, 2 & 3.

The first one was the best of the lot.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 07:59 PM (wVcYX)

68 I read that some lefty activist judge forced the Trump administration to fund EBT.
Posted by: JM in Illinois

Don't know how. There's no money. Is the judge telling him to break the law?

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 31, 2025 07:59 PM (p6raP)

69 Block is clear. One minute until the sirens sound.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2025 07:59 PM (ZOv7s)

70 If I wear my chaps does that count as a costume?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2025 08:00 PM (E6fZE)

71 >>> Last night I watched Starship Troopers 1, 2 & 3.

The first one was the best of the lot.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 07:59 PM (wVcYX)

There was an animated series that was actually very good.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2025 08:00 PM (3uBP9)

72 He's been a veritable tower of JELL-O for years, possibly even earlier than 2020.
Posted by: Paco at October 31, 2025 07:57 PM (mADJX)

It is kind of amazing how many sites I have checked out over the years and how few I have kept checking out. Hell ace and weaselzippers were the only every day ones I still looked at.

*pours one out for WZs*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2025 08:00 PM (zZu0s)

73 I liked that Kiss vidya. That was when they were a young band with a lot of potential. but they got too famous, too fast. I find it funny that the first song was Nothing to Lose, which is about talking the girl into buttsecks.

Still, a pretty cool set, and I would have loved seeing it as a kid. But stuff like that was supremely rare back in the day. First time I saw Kiss on TV was on that weird Paul Lynde special.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Antisocial Media Influencer at October 31, 2025 08:00 PM (0aYVJ)

74 Oh, better yet, I can wear my chinks

Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2025 08:01 PM (E6fZE)

75 If I wear my chaps does that count as a costume?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2025 08:00 PM (E6fZE)

Yes, in my book. Yippi Kai Yay!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 08:01 PM (wVcYX)

76 Local station runs Air Wick M-F. I have let them know my distaste for his lack of spine.

Posted by: Miflin at October 31, 2025 08:01 PM (aA6YN)

77
Bewitched's Halloween full episode:

https://is.gd/xIdTtQ

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at October 31, 2025 08:01 PM (ORU5Y)

78 Paul Lynde and Hollywood Squares and Match Game and such were really funny at times. No way they could get away with some of those lines today. That's pretty sad. But we can here!

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2025 08:01 PM (vFG9F)

79 If I wear my chaps does that count as a costume?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2025 08:00 PM (E6fZE)

Are you going for a YMCA kind of thing, ma'am?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2025 08:01 PM (zZu0s)

80 47 now - just had a group of teens. Since it's Friday and I still have 15 bars, we'll be open til 8:30pm vs 8pm, but I expect just some straggling teens at this point...and the spouse may get a few bars of candy all his own after all...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 31, 2025 08:01 PM (tOcjL)

81 >>> I sat in for my son at his house while he was at work. Know the area so expected a lot of trick or treaters. By the time he got home, had already gone through 60 of the 67 bags that we made. Ran to the supermarket to get more candy for him. He just called and they're still coming. He's going to turn out the lights when this second batch runs out.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 31, 2025 07:55 PM (3ImbR)

You didn't happen to tell any of the kids that they were # 67 did you? Believe me, you would remember if you did.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2025 08:02 PM (3uBP9)

82 Happy Halloween!

Not one costumed bratling this year. I am disappointed. It was a cold, blustery day; maybe they're down at the brewpub knocking back flaming shots.

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at October 31, 2025 08:02 PM (kpS4V)

83 Block is clear. One minute until the sirens sound.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

The PURGE is a go!

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 31, 2025 08:02 PM (p6raP)

84 Could there be anything today that could galvanize a culture like The Wizard of OZ did in 1939?

Fragmentation seems so complete now that it isn't possible.
Posted by: Shani
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When a huge segment of the population believe that child sacrifice and mutilation is a right, and that assassination is a valid response to political differences, there is no reconciliation.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 31, 2025 08:02 PM (P9xGM)

85
Fag fake Darren ruined Bewitched.

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at October 31, 2025 08:02 PM (ORU5Y)

86 We don't get any little trick or treaters anymore. Used to but the few families in the neighborhood with kids take them to community events. I miss the little ones. Opening the door and seeing their expressions was priceless. Apparently I reminded them of Haggrid from the Harry Potter movies.

Posted by: JTB at October 31, 2025 08:02 PM (yTvNw)

87 It sure got quiet out there. Too quiet.

I got a bad feeling about this . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 08:02 PM (wVcYX)

88 "Aldi chicken fajitas for dinner."

*Burp.* OK, that gets a thumbs up, immediate post-consumption impression. Not bad for under $6. I like the Taco Bell Cantina Chicken Bowl (530 cals) a lot too, but it runs around $9.

Posted by: gp at October 31, 2025 08:02 PM (7imtn)

89 The main problem with a critter like that is that it is emotionally stunted and immature. So it needs something even more immature and emotionally vulnerable than itself to prey on.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 31, 2025 07:46 PM (a+4eV)

Hey now, not everybody who's emotionally stunted and immature is a predo!

Posted by: Take this blog's commentariat for example at October 31, 2025 08:02 PM (TbWk/)

90 Hey now, not everybody who's emotionally stunted and immature is a predo!
Posted by: Take this blog's commentariat for example at October 31, 2025 08:02 PM (TbWk/)

...

Thanks?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2025 08:04 PM (zZu0s)

91 78 Paul Lynde and Hollywood Squares and Match Game and such were really funny at times. No way they could get away with some of those lines today. That's pretty sad. But we can here!
Posted by: fd at October 31, 2025 08:01 PM (vFG9F)

I like having the GameShow Network on in the background.

Match Game was pretty funny.

I can't believe how pretty the female contestants were on "The Price is Right" with Bob Barker. Skirts. Dresses. Very cool.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 08:05 PM (Sco7b)

92 11 No trick or treaters here in the boonies. The kids go into town where they can get a better haul.
LOL! same here.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 31, 2025 08:06 PM (kHop/)

93 You didn't happen to tell any of the kids that they were # 67 did you? Believe me, you would remember if you did.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2025 08:02 PM (3uBP9)
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Haha! I wasn't there for #67, but that would have been a hoot. But a gotta say, this 6-7 thing is crazy.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 31, 2025 08:06 PM (3ImbR)

94 I remember during the covid insanity, seems like a million years now, but on Halloween the oldsters had 30' long pvc pipes and put the candy at one end and it came out for the kids at the other end.

I had never thought about it that much but I think a lot of older folk really look forward to seeing the kids.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2025 08:06 PM (3uBP9)

95 2 golf carts of kids only. I am sad! And there is a football game where they are firing off fireworks. Making my doge and kitties very not happy.

Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2025 08:07 PM (p4NUW)

96 We don't get any little trick or treaters anymore. Used to but the few families in the neighborhood with kids take them to community events. I miss the little ones. Opening the door and seeing their expressions was priceless. Apparently I reminded them of Haggrid from the Harry Potter movies.
Posted by: JTB

Before we moved out to the country, I lived in the same house in town for 31 years. I watched the neighborhood age out. It was saddening. We lived on the corner and was a half block from a middle school.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 31, 2025 08:07 PM (p6raP)

97 I like having the GameShow Network on in the background.

Match Game was pretty funny.

I can't believe how pretty the female contestants were on "The Price is Right" with Bob Barker. Skirts. Dresses. Very cool.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 08:05 PM (Sco7b)

Dian Parkinson is a 1.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 08:07 PM (wVcYX)

98 "Starship Troopers" 1 is fine. I know it disappoints some of those who read the novel first, and I know a lot of critics like to scream 'fascism' at it, but it works for me.

Tangential: First time I heard Yes's "Starship Troopers," I immediately realized that Chris Squire was a f'n electric bass god. RIP Chris Squire.

Posted by: gp at October 31, 2025 08:07 PM (7imtn)

99 Crazy MTG

Vanguard Renewables, a subsidiary of Blackrock, is planning an anaerobic digestion facility in beautiful Murray County and the entire county and community at large is FURIOUS!!!

The good people in my district HATE this, do NOT want it, and are DEMANDING this toxic waste dump be stopped!!!

I am with the people.

I will be attending the meeting on Dec 4th.

EPD must deny permitting for this facility as the public outcry is screaming and ringing my phones off the hook!!!

NW Georgia, we need to ALL show up on Dec 4th!!!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2025 08:08 PM (D1XPg)

100 I have " Justified " on in the background.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2025 08:08 PM (E6fZE)

101 43 Hmmm. Over at insty they link to a piece by Erik Erickson about Billy Kristol.

Didn't Erick Erickson go wobbly during 2020?

I think Glenn Reynolds (and certainly Ed Driscoll) are still dreaming of "Big Tent" conservatism, which is why NeverTrumpers get linked so often - although they're usually cagey about it; they'll go back 8 or 10 years to find a quote from, say, Jonah Goldberg that is consistent with garden variety conservatism (the same with Kevin Williamsom and others of that stamp). The problem is, the only interest the NeverTrumpers have in a big tent is to get in out of the rain occasionally and mooch the BBQ.

Posted by: Paco at October 31, 2025 08:08 PM (mADJX)

102 Dian Parkinson is a 1.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 08:07 PM (wVcYX)

Seeing clips of her on ewetub, she was more racktastic than I remembered.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2025 08:09 PM (zZu0s)

103 I wish we did get TorTers, not the best location with housing developments near by.

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2025 08:09 PM (+qU29)

104 Score! Trump on SNAP crap...

Hey, courts? yeah, I've got 2 courts telling me different things... so I need YOU to tell ME how I LEGALLY fund SNAP... if you do, I will.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2025 08:11 PM (mP0Kj)

105 The problem is, the only interest the NeverTrumpers have in a big tent is to get in out of the rain occasionally and mooch the BBQ.
Posted by: Paco at October 31, 2025 08:08 PM (mADJX)

The only fart knocker I hate insty linking is that piece of shit fuckwad David Bernstein. After J6 he said 'well it should be obvious now that that man never deserved to be president.' I hate that fucker. I get pissed every time his fucking name comes up over there. The epitome of the Gabe malor, baseball crank, Rick Wilson Ian bullshit assholes.

Oh, Drew too. And the Meatwad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2025 08:11 PM (zZu0s)

106
Still daylight here in SW Wyoming.

Posted by: fourseasons at October 31, 2025 08:12 PM (3ek7K)

107 92 11 No trick or treaters here in the boonies. The kids go into town where they can get a better haul.
LOL! same here.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 31, 2025 08:06 PM (kHop/)

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Same here. Maybe I'll get visits from animals in the state park

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 31, 2025 08:13 PM (vIhue)

108 I larfed at the chest-burster pumpkin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2025 08:13 PM (npFr7)

109 I was wondering if Piper's brain does somersaults on a day like today
Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 31, 2025 07

I make Halloween last all month and get to do fun things here and at the studio. We had so many costumes at the studio today, that is making up for this bummer of an evening. But let me tell you, my yard looks fire!

Oh wait! Trick or treaters! Be right back!

Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2025 08:13 PM (p4NUW)

110 Paula Sevenbergen is writing an homage to Carrie for Mad Cave - no, that's not the joke. It's called "Flow" and it's a comic series.
Actually there's no joke.
"Flow" is about a sheltered teenager Dara Lund (hey, swedish name, might this be a self-insert...) who gets that first titular flow in a summer camp, and is of course bullied by girls who should know better, because girls are evil. They convince Dara she is cursed so get her to do humiliating rituals.
Now all the girls are grown up and are experiencing supernatural curses of their own.

Apparently Stephen King (who is an asshole) knew what he was talking about with Carrie and that is why women are still taking it seriously.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 31, 2025 08:14 PM (gKWVE)

111 I have " Justified " on in the background.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2025 08:08 PM (E6fZE)

My all-time favorite show. It was bottled lightning. Six seasons and done.

But,

they tried again with the sequel, or whatever. I passed.

We dug coal together.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Antisocial Media Influencer at October 31, 2025 08:14 PM (0aYVJ)

112 98 "Starship Troopers" 1 is fine. I know it disappoints some of those who read the novel first, and I know a lot of critics like to scream 'fascism' at it, but it works for me.

Tangential: First time I heard Yes's "Starship Troopers," I immediately realized that Chris Squire was a f'n electric bass god. RIP Chris Squire.
Posted by: gp at October 31, 2025 08:07 PM (7imtn)

Uh, how can you have Starship Troopers without Powered Battle Armor? It was a centerpiece of the Book.

It's like doing IronMan without the Suit... they should have waited until they had the tech to do it right... or they should now redo it CORRECTLY.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2025 08:14 PM (mP0Kj)

113 >>> Vanguard Renewables, a subsidiary of Blackrock, is planning an anaerobic digestion facility in beautiful Murray County and the entire county and community at large is FURIOUS!!!
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2025 08:08 PM (D1XPg)

They're making the poo poo.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2025 08:14 PM (3uBP9)

114 Pug, look for an email.from me tomorrow.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2025 08:15 PM (E6fZE)

115 Doctor Disaster is saying Witcher season 4 is bad.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 31, 2025 08:16 PM (gKWVE)

116 There is no big tent. The left won't allow it.

Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2025 08:17 PM (LHPAg)

117 The famed actor, and son of famed actor Martin Sheen, Charlie Sheen, once spent a weekend of polymorphic perversity with a pair of penguins that were sent as spies to seduce him. Whether or not this experience explains why he turned gay, it certainly did help Big Penguin gain access to the deep recesses of Hollywood's elite.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at October 31, 2025 08:17 PM (vFG9F)

118 78 Paul Lynde and Hollywood Squares and Match Game and such were really funny at times. No way they could get away with some of those lines today. That's pretty sad. But we can here!
Posted by: fd at October 31, 2025 08:01 PM (vFG9F)

Yeah... Paul Lynde... now you KNOW they had to give the Stars the questions ahead of time so they could come up with something pithy to say... no way that was all ad lib.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2025 08:17 PM (mP0Kj)

119 Halloween in a low-trust society:

https://tinyurl.com/5bxa8nju

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 31, 2025 08:18 PM (P9xGM)

120 105 The only fart knocker I hate insty linking is that piece of shit fuckwad David Bernstein. - Aetius451AD

I see posts with his name, but somehow I have contrived never to read any of them. Your "no stars" review makes me glad I didn't bother.

Posted by: Paco at October 31, 2025 08:19 PM (mADJX)

121 Uh, how can you have Starship Troopers without Powered Battle Armor? It was a centerpiece of the Book.

It's like doing IronMan without the Suit... they should have waited until they had the tech to do it right... or they should now redo it CORRECTLY.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2025 08:14 PM (mP0Kj)
Armor by John Steakley. The gold standard.

Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2025 08:19 PM (LHPAg)

122 115 Doctor Disaster is saying Witcher season 4 is bad.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 31, 2025 08:16 PM (gKWVE)

Shows writer said they will have him explore his feelings.... uh... one major premise of the character in the book is that Witcher's have their feelings burned out of them....

From Witcher, to Watch Her....
From Sigma to Symp...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2025 08:20 PM (mP0Kj)

123 >>> It's like doing IronMan without the Suit... they should have waited until they had the tech to do it right... or they should now redo it CORRECTLY.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2025 08:14 PM (mP0Kj)

The movie was a showcase for Dina's dirty pillows in the shower. Nothing more.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2025 08:20 PM (3uBP9)

124 Maybe word got around I have pretzels. Lol.

Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2025 08:20 PM (p4NUW)

125 Pug, look for an email.from me tomorrow.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2025 08:15 PM (E6fZE)

Copy that. And, hi!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Antisocial Media Influencer at October 31, 2025 08:21 PM (0aYVJ)

126 121 Uh, how can you have Starship Troopers without Powered Battle Armor? It was a centerpiece of the Book.

It's like doing IronMan without the Suit... they should have waited until they had the tech to do it right... or they should now redo it CORRECTLY.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2025 08:14 PM (mP0Kj)
Armor by John Steakley. The gold standard.
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2025 08:19 PM (LHPAg)

Funny no real BattleTech movies either... that entire Story verse has LOTS of good books in it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2025 08:21 PM (mP0Kj)

127 "you KNOW they had to give the Stars the questions ahead of time so they could come up with something pithy to say... no way that was all ad lib.
Posted by: Romeo13"

Imagine the ones they came up with that didn't make it on TV.

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2025 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

128 Hey now, not everybody who's emotionally stunted and immature is a predo!
Posted by: Take this blog's commentariat for example at October 31, 2025 08:02 PM (TbWk/)

In the words of the immortal Curly, "Hey, I resemble that remark!"

Posted by: Paco at October 31, 2025 08:21 PM (mADJX)

129 Romeo13: Verhoeven (Dutch and old) didn't give a shit, since he was writing a parody of Heinlein's book encapsulated in a satire of American militarism.
The movie is good anyway.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 31, 2025 08:22 PM (gKWVE)

130 Paul Lynde, like Garrett, is best taken in very small doses. He had a series in 1972, the Paul Lynde Show. He played a suburban Dad. It was awful. He looked miserable and he made everyone miserable.
Pamelyn Ferdin played his daughter and she hated it. Worse was that she had to be replaced as Edna Unger on The Odd Couple, a job she really loved. Both Klugman and Randall treated her like a niece.
Lynde never called her anything but "kid" and she didn't like him as he as always cranky.

One minute quips on Hollywood Squares or pop-in as Uncle Arthur, Lynde was bearable, sustaining a series-NO!!

Posted by: The Mind That Alters, Alters All at October 31, 2025 08:22 PM (oftw2)

131 119 Halloween in a low-trust society:

https://tinyurl.com/5bxa8nju
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 31, 2025 08:18 PM (P9xGM)

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And the older kids -- who should only be there as escorts -- are showing the young ones how to hog it. Very sad.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 31, 2025 08:22 PM (tr0k+)

132 Approx 150 kids tonight in North Dallas. . Started around 5:30.
It's crazy for us because we just moved back after 20 years in DC where trick-or-treaters were nil. Like we didnt even bother leaving the porch lights on.

Posted by: Fen at October 31, 2025 08:23 PM (aNhid)

133 >>> It's like doing IronMan without the Suit... they should have waited until they had the tech to do it right... or they should now redo it CORRECTLY.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2025 08:14 PM (mP0Kj)

The movie was a showcase for Dina's dirty pillows in the shower. Nothing more.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2025 08:20 PM (3uBP9)

#3 saw the return of Johnny Rico and the introduction of some mechanized armor suits. The Marauder program.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 08:23 PM (wVcYX)

134 Uh, how can you have Starship Troopers without Powered Battle Armor? It was a centerpiece of the Book.

It's like doing IronMan without the Suit... they should have waited until they had the tech to do it right... or they should now redo it CORRECTLY.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2025 08:14 PM (mP0Kj)
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I've never understood the hype around Heinlein. I read Starship Troopers. It was...fine. OK. Not fantastic. I've read several other books of his and felt the same way. He's a good writer, but not top tier science fiction, IMHO (which is probably wrong, but whatever).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2025 08:24 PM (IBQGV)

135 And the older kids -- who should only be there as escorts -- are showing the young ones how to hog it. Very sad.
Posted by: JM in Illinois
___

Once trust is lost, it's almost impossible to regain it.

This applies to both individuals and societies.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 31, 2025 08:25 PM (P9xGM)

136 Raining pretty good here on the beach. Not many kiddos in my hood. I have a punkin on the steps and a small bowl of Reese’s and Snickers.

It’s ok.

Go Dodgers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2025 08:26 PM (mT+6a)

137 Word from Ontario today of two rabid bats at a daycare. We've been sounding the alarm for years. Humans cannot live with infected wildlife. Nor should we have to.

Posted by: Support Your Local Penguin at October 31, 2025 08:28 PM (oftw2)

138 Star Trek is on. It's the Halloween special.

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2025 08:28 PM (vFG9F)

139 Happy Reformation Day!

https://tinyurl.com/39wyxmpx

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 31, 2025 08:28 PM (P9xGM)

140 "Romeo13: Verhoeven (Dutch and old) didn't give a shit, since he was writing a parody of Heinlein's book encapsulated in a satire of American militarism.
The movie is good anyway."

I was thinking Romeo13 was doing a little tongue-in-cheek there.

Whatever Verhoeven's intentions, imagine the movie really happened to us. Wouldn't it be GREAT if humanity really could be as nobly motivated and organized and united as the "satire" movie depicts? It shows the best of the best for us to laff at, but you can react to it positively too.

It is NOT fascism to kill Killer Bugs!! No way. No how. Never will be.

Posted by: gp at October 31, 2025 08:28 PM (7imtn)

141 Hi, All. Happy Halloween.

Posted by: Bulg at October 31, 2025 08:28 PM (77rzZ)

142 Hey Bulg!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 31, 2025 08:29 PM (P9xGM)

143 Just think, this time tomorrow if I give strange kids candy, I could be arrested.

Posted by: Josephistan at October 31, 2025 08:29 PM (FLx59)

144 The famed actor, and son of famed actor Martin Sheen, Charlie Sheen, once spent a weekend of polymorphic perversity with a pair of penguins that were sent as spies to seduce him. Whether or not this experience explains why he turned gay, it certainly did help Big Penguin gain access to the deep recesses of Hollywood's elite. - Penguin Facts

Did you know that all of Penguin Facts' comments are first typed out in code on a Woodstock Model 5 typewriter - the same model used by Alger Hiss - and delivered to the Chinese Embassy for review before publication here?

Posted by: PenguinAnti-CommunistOrganization at October 31, 2025 08:29 PM (mADJX)

145 Happy Reformation Day, SMH!

Posted by: Bulg at October 31, 2025 08:30 PM (77rzZ)

146 Roughnecks: Starship Troopers Chronicles

I thought I remembered it was animated, but it was CGI. Still pretty enjoyable and closer to the books. Thirty some episodes before Sony canceled it. 1999-2000 timeframe

Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2025 08:30 PM (3uBP9)

147 Hey, SMH!

Posted by: Bulg at October 31, 2025 08:30 PM (77rzZ)

148 De gustibus non est disputandum, innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 31, 2025 08:31 PM (kHop/)

149 139 Happy Reformation Day!

https://tinyurl.com/39wyxmpx
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 31, 2025 08:28 PM (P9xGM)
A mighty fortress is our GOD.

Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2025 08:33 PM (LHPAg)

150 No roving gangs of older teens this year, which was nice. Had one little guy, maybe five, who told me very politely he'd like to choose his own from the bowl. Since he was polite--and very cute soldier--I let him. He even remembered to say thank you.

Posted by: Lirio100 at October 31, 2025 08:34 PM (ky7/T)

151
I had a "hot" Pretzel, once. It was quite delicious.

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at October 31, 2025 08:34 PM (ORU5Y)

152 So true, Eromero.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 31, 2025 08:35 PM (P9xGM)

153 Also in the news today, announcement that Kate Upton had a parasitic twin that squashed Kate's lower body in the womb, causing the deformity.

Posted by: And Flat Backside at October 31, 2025 08:35 PM (oftw2)

154 Robocop 1 and 2 are satires, but they both have some important cultural messages that can be found. R2 in particular has some genuine moments of pathos.

Posted by: gp at October 31, 2025 08:35 PM (7imtn)

155 119
'Halloween in a low-trust society:'

Despicable.
I want to force the parents to watch that on loop and then slap them senseless.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 31, 2025 08:35 PM (fd80v)

156 You know Special Forces has already pulled the patent on that personal air vehicle...and already have Ruskin Co. working on the sound dampers.

Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2025 08:36 PM (dIske)

157 Robocop 1 still held up when I rewatched last year.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 31, 2025 08:37 PM (gKWVE)

158 That was fun! Had a little girl ask why the pirate was moving, why there was a ship in my yard, why a pirate was walking a dog, why a pirate was climbing up my house, and then affirmatively let me know the reason there is a skeleton head on the flags is because the pirates are skeletons. The more you know!

Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2025 08:38 PM (p4NUW)

159 I like the Starship Troopers movie better than the book.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 31, 2025 08:38 PM (Vh9CX)

160 157 Ditto this year for me.

Posted by: gp at October 31, 2025 08:38 PM (7imtn)

161 153 Kate’s face is still waaaaay more beautiful than that of that Sweeny girl.

Posted by: Bulg at October 31, 2025 08:39 PM (77rzZ)

162 Should get to bed, no reason to get up at Pixy the but will anyway

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2025 08:39 PM (+qU29)

163 Roz Kelly (Pinky Tuscadero) kinda went nuts and left Hollywood. Arrested for firing a shotgun through her neighbor's window and other assaults.

Posted by: Unhappy Days at October 31, 2025 08:39 PM (oftw2)

164 "The Jetson ONE personal air vehicle."

I've seen too many quadcopters crash. You'll never get me up in one of those things.

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2025 08:40 PM (vFG9F)

165 Doctor Disaster is saying Witcher season 4 is bad.
Posted by: gKWVE

Witcher 3 was sooo.bad I have interest in watching any of it ever again, or the new season 4.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 31, 2025 08:40 PM (/lPRQ)

166 "The only fart knocker I hate insty linking is"

I'm okay with anyone as long as it's not Jim Treacher.

Content wouldn't matter - he had a big Never Trump rant where he insulted us a thick-skulled morons who couldn't wrap their around concepts like Principles. Fine. Sticks and stones but don't come back asking me to read your drek. Not without a mea culpa. Driscoll skipped that step and acted like WE were the jackasses for meming about his Daily Treacheround

Posted by: Fen at October 31, 2025 08:40 PM (aNhid)

167 OK, I'm off to do my very first livecast! Wish me luck!

Posted by: gp at October 31, 2025 08:40 PM (7imtn)

168 Trick or treating is over. Now, we're sipping mulled cider and waiting for pizza.

Outstanding weather for our Halloween. And a lot more kids. We're pretty cleaned out. Which makes me want to ask, what Halloween candy do you hold back for yourselves? Like, you give out the other candy first, but you hold "in reserve" and privately hope you don't have to use? With me, this year, anyway, it's Mike and Ike's.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 31, 2025 08:40 PM (vKEG1)

169 153
'Also in the news today, announcement that Kate Upton had a parasitic twin that squashed Kate's lower body in the womb, causing the deformity.'

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Paul Lynde!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 31, 2025 08:40 PM (fd80v)

170
Yeah, I had a hot pretzel with mustard on it. It was soft & doughy, not crunchy like I expected.

Mall kiosk or carnival, I forget where.

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at October 31, 2025 08:41 PM (ORU5Y)

171 Romeo13
Eromero

Power Armor hides the face of the actor. This is a mortal sin in Hollywood.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2025 08:41 PM (u82oZ)

172 Posted by: And Flat Backside at October 31, 2025 08:35 PM (oftw2)

Kate Upton delivered a second baby boy last summer, so her hips remain fit for purpose.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 31, 2025 08:42 PM (gKWVE)

173 Liked Heinlein's The Moon is a Harsh Mistress and the stuff surrounding that. Farnham's Freehold was interesting. I also liked the movie more than the book of ST. Never understood the hype around Stranger in a Strange Land

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 31, 2025 08:42 PM (8vl0d)

174 Had a trick-or-treater this year who said he was dressed as St. Francis of Assisi. Even as a non-Catholic, I thought that was cool.

Posted by: Bulg at October 31, 2025 08:42 PM (77rzZ)

175 Jim Treacher has a brief moment of insight. Crushed by a Leftist security vehicle. Message delivered.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2025 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

176 Wow, it's dark outside.

World Series is on and a large chunk of Canada is watching.

I haven't heard back from my friends. I'm not watching the low trust video. It's hilarious and charming that they are so trusting. I love them.

But we are in a good area. People are pretty decent.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 08:43 PM (Sco7b)

177 No ToTs so far (it's in the 30s and damp). Pooky took the kids and JT The Wonder Dog to the nursing home, and they were a huge hit.

Posted by: pookysgirl has KitKats at October 31, 2025 08:44 PM (Wt5PA)

178 Like, you give out the other candy first, but you hold "in reserve" and privately hope you don't have to use? With me, this year, anyway, it's Mike and Ike's.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 31, 2025 08:40 PM (vKEG1)
__________________________

Excuse to buy those extra giant bags of Twix bars. Not an impressive candy bar, until you pair it up with black coffee.

Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2025 08:44 PM (dIske)

179 Smell the Glove

Stranger in a Strange Land was magic wish fulfillment. Nothing more.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2025 08:45 PM (u82oZ)

180 Forward OPs report no movement. All quiet in this sector.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 08:45 PM (wVcYX)

181 >>> Robocop 1 still held up when I rewatched last year.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 31, 2025 08:37 PM (gKWVE)

I always think the guy in the movie that says:
I'd buy that for a dollar!

Is the same character that says:
Big money! Big prizes! I love it!
In the arcade game Smash TV.

I wonder which one came first.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2025 08:46 PM (3uBP9)

182 Stateless

Glad to hear Canada has decent areas left.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2025 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

183 172 Exactly! Let’s see how many kids that Sweeney strummer pops out.

Posted by: Bulg at October 31, 2025 08:46 PM (77rzZ)

184 Allie, my resident book critic, has plopped herself on my book once again.

Sad, because I'm really enjoying it...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2025 08:47 PM (IBQGV)

185
The nicest polite group of 8 kids just came by. I told them to take all the candy and I can turn off the lights. Their eyes lit up.

Lights out.

Charleston SC paper has Nancy Mace news.

She made an ass of herself at an airport. She ain't right in the head.

Posted by: fourseasons at October 31, 2025 08:47 PM (3ek7K)

186 >>Pooky took the kids and JT The Wonder Dog to the nursing home, and they were a huge hit.

I always take Elvis to the nursing home. He loves it and they love him. When I call my mom she always says her fellow inmates ask her to ask after Elvis. Never me, the dog.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2025 08:48 PM (viF8m)

187 Sweeney “strumpet,” I meant.

Posted by: Bulg at October 31, 2025 08:48 PM (77rzZ)

188 @trump_repost . 6h
Christianity is facing an existential threat in Nigeria. Thousands of Christians are being killed. Radical Islamists are responsible for this mass slaughter.

I am hereby making Nigeria a "COUNTRY OF PARTICULAR CONCERN" — But that is the least of it. When Christians, or any such group, is slaughtered like is happening in Nigeria (3,100 versus 4,476 Worldwide), something must be done!

I am asking Congressman Riley Moore, together with Chairman Tom Cole and the House Appropriations Committee, to immediately look into this matter, and report back to me.

The United States cannot stand by while such atrocities are happening in Nigeria, and numerous other Countries. We stand ready, willing, and able to save our Great Christian population around the World!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2025 08:48 PM (D1XPg)

189 "I champion elevating resiliency to the boardroom...
BECAUSE RESILIENCE THRIVES ONLY
WHEN IT'S INTEGRATED WITH STRATEGY AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL. I ALSO FOCUS ON DEVELOPING THE NEXT GENERATION OF LEADERS, ESPECIALLY HELPING MID-LEVEL MANAGERS FIND THEIR VOICE IN A RESILIENT ECONOMY."

… what does this word salad mean ?

Posted by: SMOD at October 31, 2025 08:48 PM (GITLP)

190 182 Stateless

Glad to hear Canada has decent areas left.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2025 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

Country to country, I think once you are out of the urban zoos, people are more conservative. And good.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 08:49 PM (Sco7b)

191 per @catturd2, halloween 1975 was when Bohemian Rhapsody entered this material plane

Posted by: just open your eyes, look up to the skies at October 31, 2025 08:49 PM (gKWVE)

192 >>> Excuse to buy those extra giant bags of Twix bars. Not an impressive candy bar, until you pair it up with black coffee.
Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2025 08:44 PM (dIske)

There's a candy bar in Australia, Tim Tam, that you can drink coffee through. You bite off opposite corners of the rectangular bar, and then you can sip coffee through it. Why? That was never explained to me.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2025 08:49 PM (3uBP9)

193 Kate Upton delivered a second baby boy last summer, so her hips remain fit for purpose.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 31, 2025 08:42 PM (gKWVE)

Kid won't starve, thats for sure.

Lucky bastard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2025 08:49 PM (zZu0s)

194 164 "The Jetson ONE personal air vehicle."

I've seen too many quadcopters crash. You'll never get me up in one of those things.
Posted by: fd at October 31, 2025 08:40 PM (vFG9F)
I'd do it. But then I'm 77.

Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2025 08:50 PM (LHPAg)

195 166 I'm okay with anyone as long as it's not Jim Treacher. - Fen

His schtick was originally politics with a lighter touch, but he did indeed burn his bridges with that original rant which very foolishly, I believe, foreclosed any possibility whatsoever that he would ever support Trump under any circumstances, no matter how destructive and corrupt the Democratic opposition. This was intellectual myopia on stilts.

Posted by: PenguinAnti-CommunistOrganization at October 31, 2025 08:50 PM (mADJX)

196 183 172 Exactly! Let’s see how many kids that Sweeney strummer pops out.
Posted by: Bulg

She has good genes. She better pass them on.

Posted by: Happy To Pitch In at October 31, 2025 08:51 PM (oftw2)

197 184 Perfessor, when are you gonna realize that cats stink?

Posted by: Bulg at October 31, 2025 08:51 PM (77rzZ)

198 "I champion elevating resiliency to the boardroom...
BECAUSE RESILIENCE THRIVES ONLY
WHEN IT'S INTEGRATED WITH STRATEGY AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL. I ALSO FOCUS ON DEVELOPING THE NEXT GENERATION OF LEADERS, ESPECIALLY HELPING MID-LEVEL MANAGERS FIND THEIR VOICE IN A RESILIENT ECONOMY."

… what does this word salad mean ?
Posted by: SMOD at October 31, 2025 08:48 PM (GITLP)

Whatever it means, it's resilient.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 08:51 PM (wVcYX)

199 Stateless

Been thinking on how the Nika riots in Constantinople led to another 600 years of existence for the Eastern Roman Empire.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2025 08:51 PM (u82oZ)

200 my least favorite costume is the 9 dudes in the previous thread

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 31, 2025 08:52 PM (6cI2W)

201 "Charleston SC paper has Nancy Mace news.

She made an ass of herself at an airport. She ain't right in the head."

As long as she votes the correct way. Could not care how much of an ass she is.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 31, 2025 08:52 PM (89Sog)

202 Watchman was great in spite of Alan Moore's garbage politics, and Starship Troopers in spite of Verhoven's.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2025 08:53 PM (lhenN)

203 Robocop - 1987, Smash TV - 1990. So the movie inspired a bit of the game probably. Also Running Man. Wait, Running Man was also 1987?? For some reason I thought Robocop was way earlier than Running Man.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2025 08:53 PM (3uBP9)

204 I am not sure for most of these guys I even ever read enough to recognize their style. Jonah was bland (playing at 'hip') but when it comes down to it, they were all the fucking same.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2025 08:53 PM (zZu0s)

205 whoa! good luck gp!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 31, 2025 08:53 PM (kHop/)

206 Damn that kiss video brings back memories. I remember seeing that when I was pretty young. I saw all those Marshall amps and heard that power and said yeah man, I will own some of those one day. Damn that was long time ago.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2025 08:54 PM (snZF9)

207 Kate Upton has already passed her genes on. Let’s see if Butterface can do the same.

Posted by: Bulg at October 31, 2025 08:54 PM (77rzZ)

208 Maybe Nancy Mace will be rooming with Roz Kelly soon.

Posted by: Pilgrim State Hospital Bldg 23 at October 31, 2025 08:54 PM (oftw2)

209 Mace is crazier than a shit house rat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 31, 2025 08:54 PM (LjSYW)

210 A lot of rain tonight, dampening the trick or treaters.

Lots of left over candy

Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2025 08:55 PM (Q+gd/)

211 Self perpetuating bureaucracy- the core of any successful but soon to be moribound business. Right before it gets taken over by hr, woke and then dead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2025 08:55 PM (zZu0s)

212 "Power Armor hides the face of the actor. This is a mortal sin in Hollywood. "

LOL

Spacesuits with internal lighting on the face to destroy the ability to see out ...

magic thinking at it's finest

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 31, 2025 08:55 PM (kHop/)

213 He's a wonderful president sent by God but by Geronimo he has no taste. You have to scroll down about 3 posts then there are several posts with pictures of the redone Lincoln bathroom.
brrrrrrrrr.

https://x.com/trump_repost

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2025 08:56 PM (D1XPg)

214 Lol. Sydney Sweeney is a butterface. Sure. Pull the other one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2025 08:56 PM (zZu0s)

215 210 A lot of rain tonight, dampening the trick or treaters.

Lots of left over candy

Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2025 08:55 PM (Q+gd/)

Extra cardio. A few more weights.
You'll be fine.

First World Problems...

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 08:57 PM (Sco7b)

216 3-0 Dodgers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2025 08:57 PM (mT+6a)

217 Sydney Sweeney can eat crackers in my bed anytime.

Posted by: Crackers at October 31, 2025 08:57 PM (Q+gd/)

218 When you see demonstration flights of those little machines, always assume that the very maximum sustained flight time is equal to the longest unedited scene . If that is 3 minutes don't assume that the thing can fly for 3 minutes and 1 second.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2025 08:58 PM (3uBP9)

219 216 3-0 Dodgers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2025 08:57 PM (mT+6a)

I'm traitorous, but happy.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 08:58 PM (Sco7b)

220
[waves to SMH]

Happy Reformation Day!
--------------
Is the Reformation over?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2025 08:59 PM (XeU6L)

221 195 166

foreclosed any possibility that I would ever read another word of his, ever, or that I would piss on him if he was on fire.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 31, 2025 08:59 PM (kHop/)

222 banana Dream

Wingsuit from far off and high C-130s is the way to infiltrate SF.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2025 09:00 PM (u82oZ)

223 Carrie is a cool costume.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 31, 2025 09:00 PM (3qp0C)

224 No trick-or-treaters here in rural WI, same as the last many years.

I gave candy to my piano students yesterday. I had plenty to spare and invited the students with siblings to take some home for them, if they wanted. One student said about her siblings, "I think they have plenty." LOL.

Posted by: PT, Piano Teacher, former Official Delurker at October 31, 2025 09:00 PM (gnQUZ)

225 The famed actor, and son of famed actor Martin Sheen, Charlie Sheen, once spent a weekend of polymorphic perversity with a pair of penguins that were sent as spies to seduce him. Whether or not this experience explains why he turned gay, it certainly did help Big Penguin gain access to the deep recesses of Hollywood's elite.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at October 31, 2025 08:17 PM

If only the MSM were capable of this level of journalism. Well done, Penguin Facts!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 31, 2025 09:00 PM (0sNs1)

226 I am not sure for most of these guys I even ever read enough to recognize their style. Jonah was bland (playing at 'hip') but when it comes down to it, they were all the fucking same. - Aetius451AD

Good point. In addition to their slippery ideological stances, there was a dreary sameness to their prose which made their output practically interchangeable.

Posted by: Paco at October 31, 2025 09:01 PM (mADJX)

227 Sydney Sweeney can eat crackers in my bed anytime.
Posted by: Crackers at October 31, 2025 08:57 PM (Q+gd/)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 09:01 PM (wVcYX)

228 217 Same here, if she wears a bag over her head.

Posted by: Bulg at October 31, 2025 09:01 PM (77rzZ)

229 I associated Frank Zappa with Halloween for a while because through most of the 70s he'd be touring in the NYC area in the 2 weeks leading up to Halloween. I saw him 4 times at Capitol Theater in Passaic alone.

Posted by: Inca Roads at October 31, 2025 09:01 PM (oftw2)

230 That was not pretty....

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 09:01 PM (Sco7b)

231 Sydney Sweeney, knocking on heaven's door.

https://tinyurl.com/4b7amyd4

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2025 09:02 PM (D1XPg)

232 A friend of mine who took up acting in her 70's (!) told me that while they aren't hosting trick-or-treaters this year, that in the past, "I did evolve a horribly effective costume, however. Black straight skirt, nice blouse, sturdy black lace-up shoes, cardigan sweater, modest pearl necklace - your basic Little Old Lady suit. Then I would take my darkest, reddest lipstick and smear it all around my mouth and across my teeth, and *smile* at them when I opened the door. “My, my, what dear little children. Don’t you all look delicious! Mmmmm, yum!” The kids were terrified and so were their parents. It was great…."

I have very inventive friends!

Posted by: tankascribe at October 31, 2025 09:02 PM (NtoJk)

233 220. Mike Hammer, Nope.

Posted by: Bulg at October 31, 2025 09:03 PM (77rzZ)

234 "Excuse to buy those extra giant bags of Twix bars. Not an impressive candy bar, until you pair it up with black coffee.
Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2025 08:44 PM (dIske) "

huh, I'm'a have to try that ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 31, 2025 09:04 PM (kHop/)

235 We had a fun night here. About 100 kids. I always love Halloween night, it reminds me of how much fun my kids had. Now they have a great time handing out candy in their own places.

Posted by: boo-bell 👻 at October 31, 2025 09:04 PM (79pEw)

236 214 Lol. Sydney Sweeney is a butterface. Sure. Pull the other one. - Aetius451AD

I saw a photo of her on a magazine cover that popped up in my recommended reading feed; she was wearing a very sheer silver dress and...just...wow. There were other women in the picture, and I couldn't tell you who any of them were.

Posted by: Paco at October 31, 2025 09:05 PM (mADJX)

237 barely begun ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 31, 2025 09:05 PM (kHop/)

238 The face is the most important feature of beauty in women.

Posted by: Bulg at October 31, 2025 09:05 PM (77rzZ)

239 Favorite memory as a new Dad taking the little one out on her first trick-or-treating:

Every time the door opened, she barged into the home to go visiting folks.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 09:06 PM (wVcYX)

240 Who are you people that think Sidney isn’t pretty. Good lord man.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 31, 2025 09:06 PM (3qp0C)

241 Well shit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2025 09:07 PM (mT+6a)

242 240 Who are you people that think Sidney isn’t pretty. Good lord man.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

They're GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

Posted by: Guy in the back of the classroom at October 31, 2025 09:09 PM (s1NDj)

243 238 The face is the most important feature of beauty in women.
Posted by: Bulg

Bulg, if you need money for an optometrist or a psychiatrist, I'm willing to help.

Posted by: Good Samaritan at October 31, 2025 09:09 PM (oftw2)

244 Bulg

Disagree.

Her personality, the ability to remember your name the next morning, without finding your wallet, and gratitude and friendship.

Not face.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2025 09:10 PM (u82oZ)

245 nurse ratched

May I be of assistance, young lady?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2025 09:11 PM (u82oZ)

246 148 very polite youngsters came by tonight.

And every one of them had an actual costume.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2025 09:11 PM (a1415)

247 My friends are home.

The porch was NOT raided. Sweet.

Their kids had a great night.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 31, 2025 09:12 PM (Sco7b)

248 Sidney Sweeney...starring in The Silver Orbs of Delight.

Has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2025 09:13 PM (a1415)

249 The face is the most important feature of beauty in women.
Posted by: Bulg at October 31, 2025 09:05 PM (77rzZ)

Faces come and go,
well-made sammiches are forever

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 09:13 PM (wVcYX)

250
TWIX first appeared in the USA in what year?

a) 1979
b) 1986
c) 2002
d) 1957

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at October 31, 2025 09:13 PM (ORU5Y)

251 240 “Pretty” is not the same as “sexy,”. They are not synonymous.

Sydney is sexy, But she is not pretty.

Posted by: Bulg at October 31, 2025 09:14 PM (77rzZ)

252 184 Perfessor, when are you gonna realize that cats stink?
Posted by: Bulg at October 31, 2025 08:51 PM (77rzZ)
----
Actually, Allie always smells like she just took a bath. No idea how she manages that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2025 09:14 PM (IBQGV)

253 Really disappointed at the lack of tasty children. Maybe if I build a big gingerbread house covered in candy.... 🤔

The classics: Witch Hazel and those ungrateful little pork pies Hansel und Gretel --

https://tinyurl.com/5n8bm6d2

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at October 31, 2025 09:14 PM (kpS4V)

254 i got no trick or treaters. I spent most of the evening trying to fix a bad internet connection. FUN!

I watched half of Vincent Price and Diana Rigg in Theater of Blood (on Amazon). Most of the time the internet was working at like 120 pixels. It was like watching the movie at a drive-in in the pouring rain and every five minutes the movie would freeze.

Posted by: ace at October 31, 2025 09:14 PM (1wjle)

255 @fentasyl

The breadth of Alejandro Mayorkas' global human importation program remains underappreciated.

He flew them in from every random country in the world. With no legal or even humanitarian justification

https://tinyurl.com/2duxz3c4
--------------------

Iva J Browning@Ivajbrowning64 . Replying to @fentasyl @elonmusk

Alejandro Mayorkas’ administration oversaw significant changes to U.S. immigration enforcement and border policies that resulted in historically high numbers of migrant encounters.
Under his leadership, Customs and Border Protection encountered over 7 million individuals at the southern border alone between 2021-2023, representing an unprecedented volume of migration.
The administration utilized parole authority extensively to admit migrants from numerous countries - including...

https://tinyurl.com/2duxz3c4

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2025 09:15 PM (D1XPg)

256 1979?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 31, 2025 09:15 PM (W3AhE)

257 "Sydney is sexy, But she is not pretty."

She is pretty, she is sexy, she is pretty sexy.

Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2025 09:15 PM (Q+gd/)

258
1979?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

Correctal!

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at October 31, 2025 09:16 PM (ORU5Y)

259 twix is either 1979 or 1986. Hm, I want to guess that it came out later than 79. So I'll say 86.

Posted by: ace at October 31, 2025 09:16 PM (1wjle)

260
But you'll say Elizabeth Montgomery was beautiful. She wasn't.

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at October 31, 2025 09:17 PM (ORU5Y)

261 I don't think they had twixing layered cookie technology until the mid-80s.

Posted by: ace at October 31, 2025 09:17 PM (1wjle)

262 I watched half of Vincent Price and Diana Rigg in Theater of Blood (on Amazon). Most of the time the internet was working at like 120 pixels. It was like watching the movie at a drive-in in the pouring rain and every five minutes the movie would freeze.
Posted by: ace at October 31, 2025 09:14 PM (1wjle)

Didja make out with Betty Lou and steam up the car windows?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 09:17 PM (wVcYX)

263 wait i think the layered cookie candy is Kit-Kat

or is it both?

Posted by: ace at October 31, 2025 09:18 PM (1wjle)

264 Kate Upton has already passed her genes on. Let’s see if Butterface can do the same.

Posted by: Bulg at October 31, 2025 08:54 PM (77rzZ)

I did a search on her when people first started going gaga over her. Yeah, there are some pics of her that are not that good, and her face is weird. But, there are other pics that look really good. With her it seems to depend on makeup, expression, and angle of the pictures. She doesn't have much makeup on in a lot of the pics, and she still can look good. Its a mixed bag, but she is not ugly by any stretch of the imagination.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2025 09:19 PM (snZF9)

265 wait i think the layered cookie candy is Kit-Kat

or is it both?
Posted by: ace at October 31, 2025 09:18 PM (1wjle)
---
Twix was the only candy bar with the cookie crunch at the time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2025 09:19 PM (IBQGV)

266
Do you remember Toothpaste WITHOUT the flip-caps?

That's a relatively new thing. Internet says 1990 from Colgate, but I think it was the 80's with the newcomer "Aquafresh."

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at October 31, 2025 09:19 PM (ORU5Y)

267 Twix has the caramel and is superior to KitKat.

Posted by: boo-bell 👻 at October 31, 2025 09:19 PM (79pEw)

268 Kit Kats were layered. Twix had that bottom layer of cookie topped with caramel going on.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 31, 2025 09:20 PM (W3AhE)

269 No trick or treaters out here on a dirt road in the country. When we first moved here from town we stocked up on candy to hand out. No one showed. Been that way every year, over thirty years.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 31, 2025 09:20 PM (ZVgZ4)

270
I don't think they had twixing layered cookie technology until the mid-80s.
Posted by: ace

Well, Ace, according to the Internet: Twix was invented in 1967 in the United Kingdom by Mars, Inc.. It was initially sold under the name "Raider" in the UK and other European countries before being introduced to the United States in 1979 and renamed Twix.

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at October 31, 2025 09:21 PM (ORU5Y)

271 Lol. Sydney Sweeney is a butterface. Sure. Pull the other one. - Aetius451AD

I saw a photo of her on a magazine cover that popped up in my recommended reading feed; she was wearing a very sheer silver dress and...just...wow. There were other women in the picture, and I couldn't tell you who any of them were.
Posted by: Paco

Prolly related to the 'Silver Spheres" in the right sidebar.

She seems to have that Seinfeld "two-face" thing on -
- sheer poetry in motion
- still shots... ummmm... Big Udders ?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 31, 2025 09:21 PM (/lPRQ)

272 These kids' costumes made me lol:

https://tinyurl.com/mjdjhhxh

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 31, 2025 09:21 PM (caSoV)

273 Husband and I have watched horror movies all month, one a night. Husband is a horror newb and we started out easy. Tonight we finished with The Exorcist. I hadn't seen it since I saw it in the theatre and I still think its terrifying. Husband says thats enough of the horror stuff. He needs a break.

Posted by: Megthered at October 31, 2025 09:22 PM (toRSZ)

274 I still use toothpaste with a screw on cap. Oh the horror!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 31, 2025 09:22 PM (ZVgZ4)

275
What??

Raider?

What kind of name is that for a candy bar, especially a Twix?

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at October 31, 2025 09:22 PM (ORU5Y)

276 I got a rockopolis

Posted by: Charlie Brownopolis at October 31, 2025 09:23 PM (gbOdA)

277 These kids' costumes made me lol:

https://tinyurl.com/mjdjhhxh
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 31, 2025 09:21 PM (caSoV)

+1

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 09:23 PM (wVcYX)

278 even Heinlein had trouble figuring out what Stranger in a Strange Land was about. It started out like he was filling out the concepts behind the world of Beyond This Horizon, got stuck, and put it aside until he had some other ideas.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2025 09:23 PM (rbvCR)

279 I got a pavedday

Posted by: Charlie Brownopolis at October 31, 2025 09:23 PM (gbOdA)

280 My costume was pretty lame tonight, but at least I dressed-up a little this year.

Found a VN-era jungle fatigue shirt. Wore that with jeans & steel-toed (ugly) boots and took the belt off of a bathrobe to wear as a headband. Put a walkie-talkie in one of the front pockets..

Rambo-ette, LOL.

Kids had no clue. Sad.

Posted by: JQ at October 31, 2025 09:23 PM (rdVOm)

281
Years ago, someone said Hershey's Kisses were like poops. Kinda ruined it for me.

Was that one of You People? Or was that before You People time?

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at October 31, 2025 09:23 PM (ORU5Y)

282 I got a Hershey hiway

Posted by: Charlie Brownopolis at October 31, 2025 09:24 PM (gbOdA)

283
what does this word salad mean ?
Posted by: SMOD at October 31, 2025 08:48 PM (GITLP)

Sounds like a job for [trumpets] GrokFen! Super Hero landing! Super Hero- [splat] ...landing.

Overall Impression

*This is a concise, values-driven leadership mantra rather than a traditional mission statement. It’s written in the first person, all-caps for emphasis, and uses the word “BECAUSE” as a hinge to connect vision (boardroom elevation) with rationale (strategic integration) and secondary focus (next-gen leaders). It signals an executive who sees resilience not as a buzzword but as a strategic capability that must be governed from the top.

Most execs talk about resilience; this one talks governance of resilience. Positions speaker as strategic translator between board and middle management."

Posted by: GrokFen sans cape at October 31, 2025 09:24 PM (aNhid)

284 I got a Goodbye Rocky Road

Posted by: Charlie Brownopolis at October 31, 2025 09:24 PM (gbOdA)

285
I still use toothpaste with a screw on cap. Oh the horror!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

What a HUGE waste of time!

Get with the times, man.

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at October 31, 2025 09:24 PM (ORU5Y)

286 Do you remember Toothpaste WITHOUT the flip-caps?

That's a relatively new thing. Internet says 1990 from Colgate, but I think it was the 80's with the newcomer "Aquafresh."
Posted by: Soothsayer
------

Pfft. How about lead toothpaste tubes?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2025 09:25 PM (XeU6L)

287 I'm hammered. Porch lights out in 5 min.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 09:25 PM (wVcYX)

288 Amazon calls them sandwich cookies. Little rectangles on both sides with vanilla filling in the middle. Eat them till I got sick and continue till they were gone. Better than a bag of little powdered donuts.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2025 09:25 PM (D1XPg)

289 What??

Raider?

What kind of name is that for a candy bar, especially a Twix?
----

Race memory of Viking attacks.

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at October 31, 2025 09:25 PM (kpS4V)

290 Perfessor, when are you gonna realize that cats stink?
Posted by: Bulg at October 31, 2025 08:51 PM (77rzZ)

It is always amazing to realize that cats lick themselves clean with a fishy mouth and wind up smelling like fresh laundry and happiness.

And then I wind up cleaning the cat box.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2025 09:26 PM (rbvCR)

291 The great thing about invaders not assimilating is we can tell who they are easy. The bad thing is we don’t recognize them as invaders and treat them accordingly. But the times, they are a-changing!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 31, 2025 09:27 PM (ZVgZ4)

292 249 The face is the most important feature of beauty in women.
Posted by: Bulg at October 31, 2025 09:05 PM (77rzZ)

Faces come and go,
well-made sammiches are forever
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 09:13 PM (wVcYX)

Objective surface beauty is something for art. Actually beauty goes a lot deeper.

The most beautiful face can cover the nastiest person you've ever met. Eventually, it shows.

Youth fades, for both men and women, but I still think DH is the most handsome person I have ever met. He's gone gray, gained weight, farts a lot, and long ago abandoned the mullet (thank heaven), but I think he is positively adorable, so I adore him.

YMMV.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 31, 2025 09:27 PM (urtE/)

293 I love my mother but I still think on swiping my toothbrush inside the cut off big end of the tube to get ready for school.

I now throw out tubes with a squeeze in the middle.

Posted by: Charlie Brownopolis at October 31, 2025 09:27 PM (gbOdA)

294 I still use toothpaste with a screw on cap. Oh the horror!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

What a HUGE waste of time!

Get with the times, man.
Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything

The Colgate Pump

1985 Product of the Year

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 31, 2025 09:27 PM (/lPRQ)

295 I still use toothpaste with a screw on cap. Oh the horror!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

is it hard to work the cap with your teeth in the other hand?

Posted by: n at October 31, 2025 09:28 PM (zdAQ2)

296 Finished the Paul Lynde special, lol. Just put on The Abominable Dr. Phibes.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 31, 2025 09:28 PM (W3AhE)

297 "Kinda ruined it for me."

Like when the wife mocked my love of lobster
"They're just underwater cock roaches"

/trigger warning

ah hell I got that backwards again, didn't I?

Posted by: Fen at October 31, 2025 09:29 PM (aNhid)

298 How about a tin of Colgate Tooth Powder? Bet you don’t remember that!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 31, 2025 09:29 PM (ZVgZ4)

299 Exorcist, back in the day, was a game-changer ... still scary today ...
saw it in the theater back when; got home, tried to get to sleep with all the lights on and the Gerber Mk II in hand ... lol.

knew a couple of stoners who scoffed & did a couple hits of acid & went to see it ... those boys were never quite right ever again.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 31, 2025 09:29 PM (kHop/)

300 All my teeth still reside in my mouth, not counting wisdom teeth.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 31, 2025 09:30 PM (ZVgZ4)

301 "The face is the most important feature of beauty in women"

The eyes.

Posted by: Fen at October 31, 2025 09:31 PM (aNhid)

302 277 These kids' costumes made me lol:

https://tinyurl.com/mjdjhhxh
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 31, 2025 09:21 PM (caSoV)
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+1
Posted by: Count de Monet
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+1✅︎

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2025 09:31 PM (D1XPg)

303 260 Those guys dissing Liz Montgomery obviously preferred Dick Sargent.

Posted by: Bulg at October 31, 2025 09:31 PM (77rzZ)

304 Faces come and go,
well-made sammiches are forever
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 09:13 PM (wVcYX)

You can't fix stupid.
Ron White

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2025 09:31 PM (zZu0s)

305 You know, earlier today we were talking about Sean Duffy and the Dept. of Trans busting down on CDL's. It didn't register at the time, but yesterday I stopped at a truck stop to grab some fuel and junk food, and there were two helicopters completely stationery over the area in the back where all the trucks were parked.

Probably related.

Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2025 09:32 PM (dIske)

306 All my teeth still reside in my mouth
Posted by: Ne

both of them?

Posted by: n at October 31, 2025 09:32 PM (zdAQ2)

307 Anyone gonna hang out in he pumpkin patch waiting for the great one tonight?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 31, 2025 09:32 PM (89Sog)

308 Well-made sammiches quickly disappear!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 31, 2025 09:32 PM (ZVgZ4)

309 300 All my teeth still reside in my mouth, not counting wisdom teeth.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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And they're all mine, until you look at the x-ray.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2025 09:33 PM (D1XPg)

310 278, huh, interesting concept ... I'm'a haveta noodle on that for a while & maybe reread both ... an noodle s'more ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 31, 2025 09:33 PM (kHop/)

311 Exorcist, back in the day, was a game-changer ... still scary today ...
saw it in the theater back when; got home, tried to get to sleep with all the lights on and the Gerber Mk II in hand ... lol.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 31, 2025 09:29 PM (kHop/)
~~~~~

I was reading the book on a long nighttime bus ride. Ended up being the last passenger and got so scared that I threw the book in my bag and went up to sit right behind the driver. He probably thought I was a psycho because I kept trying to make small talk, and he barely answered me.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 31, 2025 09:34 PM (3ImbR)

312 tcn,
You and DM rock.

Solid, trustworthy people. I’d man a turret for your land.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2025 09:35 PM (mT+6a)

313 G’night, All.

Posted by: Bulg at October 31, 2025 09:35 PM (77rzZ)

314 I was reading the book on a long nighttime bus ride. Ended up being the last passenger and got so scared that I threw the book in my bag and went up to sit right behind the driver. He probably thought I was a psycho because I kept trying to make small talk, and he barely answered me.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 31, 2025 09:34 PM (3ImbR)

He was probably a serial killer, working his second job.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2025 09:35 PM (npFr7)

315 Vance is having way too much fun tonight!

https://tinyurl.com/42j3x4j6

Posted by: IrishEi at October 31, 2025 09:36 PM (3ImbR)

316 g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 31, 2025 09:36 PM (kHop/)

317 A good heart is the most becoming feature in any woman.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 31, 2025 09:36 PM (ZVgZ4)

318 260
But you'll say Elizabeth Montgomery was beautiful. She wasn't.
Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at October 31, 2025 09:17 PM (ORU5Y)

She looks a lot like her father, actor Robert Montgomery, and I see the resemblance.

Posted by: Joemarine at October 31, 2025 09:36 PM (y171U)

319 "The face is the most important feature of beauty in women"

I always like it when Women talk about the most important feature of other women . Its like Pittsburgh talking about what they most like about the Dallas defense.

And you'll get the Cuck Take - we just like their personality. That is a lie. Same as all your Hollywood dudes slobbering to get Fresh Young Hottie on the Casting Couch.

The most attractive ability in any Woman - just like any young buck in the NFL - is Availability. Write that down.

Posted by: How It Is at October 31, 2025 09:37 PM (yUWlf)

320 301 "The face is the most important feature of beauty in women"

The eyes.
Posted by: Fen at October 31, 2025

It’s obviously pointy elbows. Sheesh.

Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2025 09:37 PM (pZEOD)

321 >>>He was probably a serial killer, working his second job.
~~~~~

You laugh!
Don't think that didn't cross my mind!

Posted by: IrishEi at October 31, 2025 09:38 PM (3ImbR)

322 307 Anyone gonna hang out in he pumpkin patch waiting for the great one tonight?
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80

I’d be game.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2025 09:38 PM (mT+6a)

323 I took my high school girlfriend to see The Exorcist. Afterwards, we deferred the usual post-movie makeout session and mutually agreed to just go back home.

No blue balls but terrible nightmares that night.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 09:38 PM (wVcYX)

324 I’d be game.
Posted by: nur

this is entirely true

Posted by: n at October 31, 2025 09:39 PM (zdAQ2)

325 A good heart is the most becoming feature in any woman.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 31, 2025 09:36 PM (ZVgZ4)

Yes., but it's hard to see through all the boobage.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2025 09:40 PM (wVcYX)

326 271 Lol. Sydney Sweeney....Prolly related to the 'Silver Spheres" in the right sidebar.

She seems to have that Seinfeld "two-face" thing on -
- sheer poetry in motion
- still shots... ummmm... Big Udders ?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 31, 2025 09:21 PM (/lPRQ)

She looks like a classic Hollywood blonde bembshell in those silver dress photos.

Posted by: Joemarine at October 31, 2025 09:40 PM (y171U)

327 I grew up racist because my parents made me use Mighty White Fluoride Toothpaste.

Posted by: You've Got To Be Carefully Taught at October 31, 2025 09:41 PM (oftw2)

328 Lucille Ball cleans up very nice.
Gorgeous AND funny.

Posted by: Fen at October 31, 2025 09:41 PM (aNhid)

329 A good heart is the most becoming feature in any woman.

And I'm sure any simp would see Kay Parker, Honey Wilder - shall I go on - as the Hooker with the Heart of Gold.

Good grief.

Posted by: How It Is at October 31, 2025 09:42 PM (yUWlf)

330 Night, Bulg.

Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2025 09:42 PM (pZEOD)

331 Anime calls: may read and post sporadically. For a good rom-com try last season’s “The Fragrant Flower Blooms in Dignity”. For something off the wall, “Turkey, Time to Strike”. It’s not your average sports anime, not by a long shot. Later!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 31, 2025 09:43 PM (ZVgZ4)

332 A good heart is the most becoming feature in any woman.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 31, 2025 09:36 PM (ZVgZ4)

Exactly, a good heart, a loving personality, hair like silk, skin like the finest porcelain, eyes of a gazelle in liquid beauty, and sweater puppies and gams that go all the way to that marvelous ass.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2025 09:43 PM (rbvCR)

333 Objective surface beauty is something for art. Actually beauty goes a lot deeper.

The most beautiful face can cover the nastiest person you've ever met. Eventually, it shows.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 31, 2025 09:27 PM (urtE/)

yeah, don't in know it. I went out with a chick that looked like a young Kelly LeBrock, stunning, but under that was a rotten head. Good lord she was a dumpster fire. I pulled that rip cord but quick. She wasn't the only one..good lord.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2025 09:44 PM (snZF9)

334 All my teeth still reside in my mouth
Posted by: Ne

both of them?
Posted by: n

This reminds me of an exchange between my brother and dad before we had a family picture taken.

Dad (after running one of those little black combs through his hair): How does my hair look?

Brother: They're both fine.

Posted by: PT, Piano Teacher, former Official Delurker at October 31, 2025 09:44 PM (gnQUZ)

335 Halloween in a low-trust society:
https://tinyurl.com/5bxa8nju
Posted by: SMH

By extreme contrast:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vRQ9xy89YXc

h/t PoliNation.blog, with a good collection of H'ween costumes.

Posted by: mindful webworker - check it out at October 31, 2025 09:45 PM (UUhkk)

336 Exactly, a good heart, a loving personality, hair like silk, skin like the finest porcelain, eyes of a gazelle in liquid beauty, and sweater puppies and gams that go all the way to that marvelous ass.

Betty Crocker in the Kitchen ... and Seka in the bedroom.

Doesn't exist.

Posted by: How It Is at October 31, 2025 09:45 PM (yUWlf)

337 There ws a jok from jackie mason about frank sinatra , mia farrow, he said "when frank and mia go to be, she brudshes her teeth and he puts his in a glass"

apparently sinatra had some friends express his displeasure over the jok to jackie

Posted by: n at October 31, 2025 09:46 PM (zdAQ2)

338 Dad (after running one of those little black combs through his hair): How does my hair look?

Brother: They're both fine.
___

lol

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 31, 2025 09:46 PM (Qa1H2)

339 I think I won Halloween. We were going to be out of the house so I put out a bowl with candy figuring that the youngest kids will arrive first with their parents who would keep them from over-self-serving and then the first teenager to show up would dump the bowl. We just got back and not only is the bowl still half full, someone left me a gift of a slice of wrapped American cheese.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 31, 2025 09:46 PM (3nLb4)

340 Something needs to be done because between the phony CDL illegals who can't read English, and the perennial problem of ladies farding while driving in cars, I'm afraid to get on the road.

Posted by: Uneasy Motorist at October 31, 2025 09:47 PM (oftw2)

341 Wow. It's 70s pornstars all the way down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2025 09:48 PM (zZu0s)

342

lulz

I just heard of this. Disney made & just released a Bruce Springsteen "biographical drama" that no one asked for. It BOMBED. Like, real hard.

Posted by: Soothsayer Remembers Everything at October 31, 2025 09:48 PM (P8+56)

343 ladies...farding?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 31, 2025 09:48 PM (Qa1H2)

344 "good heart is the most becoming feature in any woman."

That's what I married for. Wasn't even in love, my heart belonged to a girl I lost to a car accident. But this one was smarter than me, good sense of humor, easy on the eyes and sane. But most importantly she had a pure heart.

I told myself that love would come later, that I would be a fool if I missed this opportunity. Best decision I ever made.

Posted by: Fen at October 31, 2025 09:48 PM (aNhid)

345 What is this long green latex thing in my trick or treat bag?

Posted by: Peppermint Patty at October 31, 2025 09:50 PM (Q+gd/)

346 He was probably a serial killer, working his second job.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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"Empty stolen bus found abandoned on side road"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2025 09:51 PM (XeU6L)

347 I would allow Sydney Sweeney to support me in a style to which I would like to become accustomed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2025 09:51 PM (npFr7)

348 328 Lucille Ball cleans up very nice.
Gorgeous AND funny.

Posted by: Fen

She wan't funny in real life. Desi was much more fun to hang around with.

Gracie Allen was another one who never told a joke when she wasn't being paid. She liked to host parties and was a nice person, but nothing like her stage self.

Posted by: Stage Door Johnny at October 31, 2025 09:51 PM (oftw2)

349 343 ladies...farding?
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy

Big problem. Ever see a woman put on eye liner or lipstick while merging on the interstate? No one is safe!

Posted by: Automobile Club of America at October 31, 2025 09:54 PM (oftw2)

350 ONT

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 31, 2025 09:55 PM (W3AhE)

351 I told myself that love would come later, that I would be a fool if I missed this opportunity. Best decision I ever made.
================
Awwww...how sweet!

Seriously, congratulations!

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 31, 2025 09:56 PM (lWPQK)

352 24 years and still strong It's the kind of love that Catelyn Stark talked about in GoT:

"Love didn’t just happen to us. We built it slowly over the years, stone by stone, for you, for your brothers and sisters, for all of us. It is not as exciting as secret passion in the woods, but it is stronger. It lasts longer,”

I've been head over heals in love, for 10 years. Moments of pure bliss, moments of debilitating pain. It was wonderful but unhealthy. I have felt the full power of Aphrodite and she is no sexualized bimbo. I'm lucky to have experienced that but it wasn't sustainable. Better a cozy winter blanket than sexy lingerie.

Posted by: Fen at October 31, 2025 09:58 PM (aNhid)

353 That witch pumpkin carving was at the Chicago Botanic Garden -- they have an annual pumpkin carving display which is mighty cool. I recognize it from the "Season of the Witch" background song.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 31, 2025 10:14 PM (qwx/I)

354 If you could fit 2 bags of groceries in that flying car it might be worth $128,000.

Posted by: GWB at October 31, 2025 10:24 PM (6Us78)

355 354 If you could fit 2 bags of groceries in that flying car it might be worth $128,000.
Posted by: GWB at October 31, 2025 10:24 PM (6Us7

C'mon Rockefeller, no one can afford two whole bags of groceries these days.

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