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As Democrats Spiral Crazily Over the East Wing Renovation, Noted Chinese Spywhore Asset Eric Swallowell Declares That All Democrat Candidates Must Vow to Raze the (Finished) Ballroom to the Ground
The Democrats keep discovering new issues to obsess over and alienate normie voters with.
Rep. Eric Swalwell, D-Calif., was mocked for demanding that any 2028 Democratic presidential candidate pledge to demolish President Donald Trump's ballroom. "Don't even think of seeking the Democratic nomination for president unless you pledge to take a wrecking ball to the Trump Ballroom on DAY ONE," Swalwell wrote on X on Saturday. Swalwell followed up with another post to X that read, "Or, as @RubenGallego proposes, rename it the Barack Obama Ballroom. But a Trump monument to corruption will not stand." The Democratic lawmaker was called out by conservatives and lawmakers, including Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, who wrote, "these people are deranged." "I thought you guys were against demolishing anything at the White House," Sen. Mike Lee, R-Utah, wrote. ... The ballroom's construction set off a firestorm of criticism among Democrats, as well as liberal media commentators. "Oh you're trying to say the cost of living is skyrocketing? Donald Trump can't hear you over the sound of bulldozers demolishing a wing of the White House to build a new grand ballroom," Democratic Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren posted to X. But conservatives took aim at Swalwell's demands. "Yes, Democrats should run on Trump's ballroom," The Washington Free Beacon's Chuck Ross said. Conservative commentator AG Hamilton called out Swalwell for "promising to spend taxpayer time and money" to destroy the ballroom. He quipped that it was "certainly one way to signal priorities for Democrats."
"The Vince Show" host Vince Coglianese pointed to the Democrats' initial criticism of the demolition at the White House. "I was reliably told that demolishing side buildings = 'destroying the White House,'" he wrote. "Now it's part of the platform!"
Glenn Reynolds notes that even though the Democrats' florid insanity is driving down their poll numbers to the basement, they just can't stop. Insane people cannot just stop being insane. Obsessives gonna obsess, neurotics gonna neuro.
President Donald Trump has done it again -- sent the left and the media (but I repeat myself) down a rabbit hole of absurdity. "It's like the media is a cat and Trump has the world's biggest laser pointer," Margo Cleveland posted on X, "with it currently aimed at the new ballroom." That's right: While Trump tours Asia, dancing, making trade deals and apparently having a blast, he's got his opponents back in the Swamp obsessing over . . . a home renovation project. Using donated funds, not taxpayer money, Trump is rebuilding the White House's shabby East Wing -- originally added to cover up construction of a bomb shelter during World War II -- to create a large and modern space that meets the needs of today's presidency. Naturally, this has the usual gang of idiots fuming. Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Calif.) on Saturday lectured his fellow Democrats not to even imagine running for the presidential nomination unless they "pledge to take a wrecking ball" to Trump's renovation.Update to Previous Post: More videos of Subsidized Citizens threatening to loot grocery stores at Hot Air.
(Cleveland commented: "The funniest thing about this is not that Swalwell posted it, but that he thought it was so brilliant that he reposted it.") Talk show host Joe Walsh, who once cosplayed as a Republican, took up Swalwell's demand: "I'll say it every day for the next 3yrs," he wrote, "any Democrat running for president in 2028 MUST pledge to tear down Trump's ballroom. It matters." Does it? Does it really? It's hilarious to see such reactions from Democrats like these, along with Joe Scarbrough, Stephanie Ruhle and other Very Serious People, to a project that enriches our national infrastructure and won't cost taxpayers a dime. Those who a couple of years ago were toppling monuments to America's founders and denouncing America itself as a slave state are now posing as defenders of our deep history and heritage. Because nothing says "deep history and heritage" like a structure built in 1942 to hide a bomb shelter. Trump's new White House annex will contain a lot more space, including a huge ballroom with a drone-proof metal roof and other security enhancements. Up to now, big state dinners have been held in tents on the White House lawn, with portable space heaters, awkward temporary restrooms -- and zero overhead protection against security threats like drones, which are becoming a bigger and bigger danger. The new building will make formal receptions and other big events safer and more comfortable. ... But most of the leftists have to pretend. If Trump is for it, a large segment of this country just has to be against it, and in the most overwrought, over-moralizing way. They can't help themselves. Thus when Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. promoted a Harvard study suggesting a link between consuming Tylenol in pregnancy and autism in children, pregnant Democratic women started posting TikTok videos of themselves gobbling the tablets: That'll show Trump! Some reportedly wound up in the emergency room, but resisting Trump was more important.
Man says people need to get their ski masks ready and start coordinating how they are going to loot places like Walmart. pic.twitter.com/wnbwRVi4Uc
— EBT of TikTok (@EBTofTikTok) October 28, 2025
This woman says that starting November 1st, "we robbing White people" if EBT ends up getting cut. pic.twitter.com/rFE6YrJ6Un
— EBT of TikTok (@EBTofTikTok) October 28, 2025
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2025 05:13 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 28, 2025 05:13 PM (W3AhE)
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2025 05:14 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2025 05:14 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 28, 2025 05:15 PM (W3AhE)
LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2025 05:15 PM (afKoR)
Posted by: pookysgirl, passing along suggestions at October 28, 2025 05:15 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Representative Eric "Cato" Swalwell at October 28, 2025 05:15 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 28, 2025 05:16 PM (s0JqF)
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[Repeating from yesterday:]
The Troller-in-Chief should name it the "Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom."
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 28, 2025 05:16 PM (Cnnff)
Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2025 05:16 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2025 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Irony can be pretty ironic at times.
Posted by: Captain Buck Murdock at October 28, 2025 05:16 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2025 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Anybody who still claimed the Democrats after the Clintons trashed the presidency I would not consider even semi-decent. The Democrat party has long been the home of anti-American grifters, racists, and socialists.
Posted by: fd at October 28, 2025 05:16 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2025 05:16 PM (OuEQR)
We leady, loundeye.
Posted by: Roof Koreans Everywhere at October 28, 2025 05:17 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2025 05:17 PM (lCppi)
Swalwell followed up with another post to X that read, "Or, as @RubenGallego proposes, rename it the Barack Obama Ballroom. But a Trump monument to corruption will not stand."
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BOTH of my predictions in one thread.
1. Tear the ballroom down.
2. Rename it to something the Dems can cope with to deny that Trump ever built the room for balls.
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2025 05:17 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2025 05:17 PM (OuEQR)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2025 05:18 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2025 05:18 PM (afKoR)
Posted by: eleven at October 28, 2025 05:18 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: LaTravodka trashing Walmart at October 28, 2025 05:18 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: one hour sober at October 28, 2025 05:18 PM (Y1sOo)
Come get some.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 28, 2025 05:19 PM (eYAt4)
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2025 05:19 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 28, 2025 05:19 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: ace the black female lesbian immigrant at October 28, 2025 05:19 PM (1wjle)
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It's been in the plans from early on. Apparently both wings, and what they would contain, were. Teddy was supposed to build the east wing, but the ballroom sounded too removed from blue collar America for him. So that waited for FDR to build.
Apparently, Bill Clinton suggested to W that he should finally build the bigger ball room.
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2025 05:20 PM (krQz2)
As a woman of color who is also an immigrant and an enthusiastic lesbian...
that's Rayciss.
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2025 05:20 PM (OuEQR)
I can see the Trump admin doing this, they are quite good at trolling. The FNM would probably cover it in outrage and it would remind native EBT folks that there would be more money for them if the Dems had not rolled out the red carpet for Trendy Arugala and their baby mamas.
Posted by: PaleRider at October 28, 2025 05:20 PM (kdHU2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2025 05:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don't Be Dumb! at October 28, 2025 05:20 PM (oftw2)
Homeboy admitted to prior looting in no uncertain terms. Arrest him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2025 05:20 PM (BI5O2)
The Apple Store, I can see.
That's just a misunderstanding.
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2025 05:20 PM (OuEQR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2025 05:21 PM (BIg7z)
Posted by: pookysgirl, passing along suggestions at October 28, 2025 05:15 PM (Wt5PA)
Tell her that the white walls exist to avoid drawing attention away from the ladies gowns.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2025 05:21 PM (ExV1e)
If Trump is for it, a large segment of this country just has to be against it, and in the most overwrought, over-moralizing way.
They can't help themselves.
TRUMP IS FOR OXYGEN!!! Reeeeeeee!
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 28, 2025 05:21 PM (PO1Da)
Oh, please. Please please please.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2025 05:21 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2025 05:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2025 05:21 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2025 05:21 PM (mP0Kj)
Good thing they don't have control of media to get this insane message out.
Or maybe it IS good, so the propaganda media can (unwittingly) expose all their opposition to 80/20 issues.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 28, 2025 05:21 PM (vbXSk)
Come get some.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 28, 2025 05:19 PM (eYAt4)
This.
Come give it a try.
I'll be happy to give you some vouchers for MacDonalds but only if you remove that stupid nose thing.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2025 05:22 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 28, 2025 05:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 28, 2025 05:22 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 28, 2025 05:22 PM (vK/Ja)
IT"S FUNNY, BEACUSE YOU WERE ROBBING THEM ALL ALONG
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBURGER at October 28, 2025 05:22 PM (OuEQR)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 28, 2025 05:22 PM (hlNLQ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2025 05:22 PM (Zz0t1)
How many of the are on the Toks talking about how they're gonna rob Walmart?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2025 05:23 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2025 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)
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No kidding.
Being stuck in misery, despair, anger, and hatred has to be exhausting after a while.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2025 05:23 PM (IBQGV)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2025 05:20 PM (BI5O2)
A turkey and greens. Yuk
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2025 05:23 PM (lCppi)
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Ideological paralysis, is what I call it.
The only move left is the downward spiral.
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2025 05:23 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: pookysgirl, passing along suggestions at October 28, 2025 05:15 PM (Wt5PA)
Everyone's a critic.
*straightens tie*
-DJT
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 28, 2025 05:23 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2025 05:23 PM (BIg7z)
I don't care anymore. Give me a reason.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 28, 2025 05:23 PM (eYAt4)
They'll be taking over an incomplete superstructure with no interior finishes in '28.
They will not tear that down. They will finish it as the Epstein-Diddy Pleasuredome of State, or somesuch.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2025 05:23 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2025 05:21 PM
And a stylin' shower cap.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2025 05:23 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 28, 2025 05:23 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2025 05:20 PM (krQz2)
Yeah, Trump is just moving the Ballroom away from the Oval Office... ie.. Bill Clinton's Ball room...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2025 05:23 PM (mP0Kj)
My amulet of whiteness and .45 have other plans.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 28, 2025 05:23 PM (fqXci)
Who knows.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2025 05:23 PM (rbvCR)
IT"S FUNNY, BEACUSE YOU WERE ROBBING THEM ALL ALONG
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBURGER at October 28, 2025 05:22 PM (OuEQR)
You asked for it.......
https://youtu.be/A8MO7fkZc5o
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2025 05:23 PM (Zz0t1)
I do my grocery shopping at 6am. I suspect that I'm gonna be safe.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2025 05:24 PM (ExV1e)
Anybody tries to roll me outside the grocery store is going to get to ride in a hearse.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 28, 2025 05:24 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2025 05:24 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 28, 2025 05:24 PM (Cnnff)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 28, 2025 05:24 PM (W3AhE)
Dems: It's HORRID that Trump tore something down that looks White-Housey!!
Also Dems: Hey let's tear the new White-Housey-looking ballroom down and make White-Housey rubble!!
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2025 05:24 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Auric G. at October 28, 2025 05:24 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 28, 2025 05:24 PM (VslTN)
I’d love for see the Dems explain tearing that down.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 28, 2025 05:24 PM (vK/Ja)
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2025 05:23 PM
And the jump.
Posted by: Riff Raff at October 28, 2025 05:24 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2025 05:24 PM (viF8m)
Who knows.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2025 05:23 PM
We're on it.
Posted by: Holdover FIB Agent Union at October 28, 2025 05:25 PM (ewjUl)
Being stuck in misery, despair, anger, and hatred has to be exhausting after a while.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2025 05:23 PM (IBQGV)
One would think, right?
#BarrelMouthTrigger FTW, libtards.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2025 05:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Farmer Bob
But if you geld him, you have much less trouble out of him.
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 28, 2025 05:25 PM (PO1Da)
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Because when Martin Luther King Jr. took his own life (hap-tip to Saturday Night Live), black "leadership" completely disavowed any notion of "judge not by the color of one's skin but by the quality of their character" and INSTEAD pivoted to the equivalent of "Whites are inherently evil and flawed and ya'll owe us incompetent Blacks for the rest of all eternity and there can never be any racial healing or reconciliation".
And it worked...for their "leadership"...and not for anyone else but the black "leadership". The rest of us have been dealt a really, really crappy hand by them.
Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2025 05:25 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2025 05:25 PM (OuEQR)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 28, 2025 05:25 PM (kXUuT)
Completely incomprehensible.
Posted by: Huck Follywood"
That what I deal with all the time around here and I've lived in Ga since before disco died.
Posted by: fd at October 28, 2025 05:26 PM (vFG9F)
Not because it's bad.
Not because it's aesthetically hideous.
Not because it's defective.
Not because they need that space for something.
Not for any purpose other than spite. Charming.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2025 05:26 PM (CgKt6)
She needs to fire her money manager.
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2025 05:26 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 28, 2025 05:24 PM (Cnnff)
It's FINE when THEY do it, you see.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2025 05:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 28, 2025 05:26 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: pookysgirl, passing along suggestions at October 28, 2025 05:15 PM (Wt5PA)
My oldest foster sister asked my foster dad to let her paint one of her walls purple in her room for the change in color. He let her, and it seems petty, but it was 1968 and that was Not Done.
Find out what color she wants and if she is willing to do the painting herself.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2025 05:26 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: pookysgirl, passing along suggestions at October 28, 2025 05:15 PM (Wt5PA)
On the plus side, anytime it is used for a state dinner, the colors used, say the flag of a foreign dignitary, will really pop and the decorations will be awesome.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2025 05:26 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 28, 2025 05:24 PM (IifOV)
You could fit a lot of groceries in a hearse!!
Posted by: Guy Who Doesn't Get It at October 28, 2025 05:26 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 28, 2025 05:22 PM (ewjUl)
Two people have sued to stop the ballroom until Trump gets permission from half a dozen planning commissions.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2025 05:26 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 28, 2025 05:26 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2025 05:18 PM (afKoR)
______
Anyone showing off metal boogers is creepy.
I'm thinking of loading up groceries tomorrow, though I just went yesterday. Be sure to carry a week into the month, avoiding the creeps.
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 28, 2025 05:26 PM (s0JqF)
Posted by: fd at October 28, 2025 05:27 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at October 28, 2025 05:27 PM (XLfSN)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at October 28, 2025 05:27 PM (94hyz)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at October 28, 2025 05:27 PM (GD2xa)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 28, 2025 05:27 PM (qwx/I)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2025 05:28 PM (BIg7z)
The Trump Ballroom at the White House.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2025 05:28 PM (tgvbd)
I do my grocery shopping at 6am. I suspect that I'm gonna be safe.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2025 05:24 PM (ExV1e)
Lol
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2025 05:28 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 28, 2025 05:28 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2025 05:28 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2025 05:25 PM (OuEQR)
I have a list of bodies to use as filler in the concrete foundations: starting with everyone over 18 from that one story in San Francisco.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 28, 2025 05:28 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 28, 2025 05:28 PM (ewjUl)
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Give him time to find some short hobos.
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2025 05:29 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: fd at October 28, 2025 05:29 PM (vFG9F)
Many of these folks have been stealing from grocery stores already.
Why not just get a job?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2025 05:29 PM (H3kqf)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2025 05:24 PM (ExV1e)
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I shop at the commissary on base. I'm probably safe as well.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2025 05:29 PM (DRSnL)
It's not a distraction from their incompetence.
Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2025 05:29 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Guy Who Doesn't Get It at October 28, 2025 05:26 PM (q177U)
It's essentially a formal station wagon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 28, 2025 05:29 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: huerfano at October 28, 2025 05:29 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 28, 2025 05:29 PM (hlNLQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2025 05:29 PM (H3kqf)
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That would cut into the crack smoking and Xbox time.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2025 05:29 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 28, 2025 05:29 PM (9aoE1)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2025 05:30 PM (rbvCR)
Come get some.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 28, 2025 05:19 PM (eYAt4)
++++
Really smart play, that.
Most of the time, people on food stamps cluster together geographically. It isn't nefarious, it's just a consequence of the fact that poor people are poor, and live where poor people live. Poor neighborhoods will also have a lot of food stamp recipients.
So when she goes to "get whitey" over it, given the probability of geography and demographics, she means, "mug my equally-poor white neighbors."
These people can't even manage first-order thinking.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2025 05:30 PM (CgKt6)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 28, 2025 05:26 PM (ewjUl)
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Lol. Yes. If some of the retards and gimmedats realized the power of a cookbook, all bets are off.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 28, 2025 05:30 PM (W3AhE)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 28, 2025 05:30 PM (ewjUl)
I did not understand a single word she said.
Posted by: one hour sober
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And therein lies the crux of the situation! They're able-bodied adults and should be working, but who on earth would hire them?
As for the other guy talking about ransacking Wal-mart and how it would be a bad look to bust people for stealing food -- LOLOL as if they'll only steal food.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2025 05:30 PM (5e+/e)
My stepson works at a grocery store - I'll tell him to be careful and not afraid to leave work if anything gets weird. But I'll bet 99-1 against anybody going crazy at the stores here.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2025 05:30 PM (BI5O2)
We chooding black people then
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 28, 2025 05:24 PM (VslTN)
How are the rooftops in your neighborhood?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2025 05:30 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Jordan61
ULULULUUU~! - "Soldier of Allah" - Nidal Hasan
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2025 05:30 PM (mlg/3)
Have you read "The Radical King"?
MLK was always a racial socialist. Maybe he uttered a few nice words about "character" to a wider audience. Arafat spoke peace in English too.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 28, 2025 05:30 PM (gKWVE)
Now: How dare you change something on government land?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2025 05:30 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2025 05:29 PM
Now THAT is funny Nurse.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 28, 2025 05:31 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: pookysgirl, passing along suggestions at October 28, 2025 05:15 PM (Wt5PA)
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The outside is white, as it should be. It's neo-classical architecture and attached to the White House.
Inside, I have no idea. It might not even be finalized yet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2025 05:31 PM (CgKt6)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 28, 2025 05:29 PM (9aoE1)
They should name it after Barack's actual dad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2025 05:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2025 05:31 PM (OuEQR)
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2025 05:31 PM (Cg3Gl)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 28, 2025 05:28 PM (ewjUl)
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Give him time to find some short hobos.
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2025 05:29 PM (krQz2)
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get the young ones! Aren't they more tender?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2025 05:31 PM (BIg7z)
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If there is ever another "Democrat" President, life is going to be pretty miserable for the rest of us. J6 and the Trump prosecutions from 2021-2024 were just a pregame warm-up compared to what they'll attempt if there is a "next time". That's why we MUST secure the ballot and the border.
Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2025 05:32 PM (TN0g+)
Not because it's aesthetically hideous.
Not because it's defective.
Not because they need that space for something.
Not for any purpose other than spite. Charming.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2025 05:26 PM (CgKt6)
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The Party of S
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2025 05:32 PM (krQz2)
They should name it after Barack's actual dad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2025 05:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Frank Marshall Davis?
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2025 05:32 PM (Cg3Gl)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2025 05:30 PM
Fake nail section hardest hit.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 28, 2025 05:32 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 28, 2025 05:32 PM (yXalN)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 28, 2025 05:29 PM (9aoE1)
Lol. I do love that he thinks thats some sort of sick burn.
Good one, racist fartmonger.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 28, 2025 05:32 PM (zZu0s)
A stage and mini stripper polls for the children.
Cash machines that dispense free cash.
Sex toy vending machines.
Seats with vibrating dildos attached.
Hooker discount cards under every table placemat.
Security Clearances for everyone.
Phone lines to the Chinese embassy where they can set up weekend group sex honeypot holidays.
Rainbows everywhere.
Problem solved.
Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, LOVED, APPRECIATED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.4% at October 28, 2025 05:32 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 28, 2025 05:33 PM (hlNLQ)
Nasal septum shrapnel performs the crucial function of providing snotsicles with a stable anchoring point.
Just saying.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 28, 2025 05:33 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Butch at October 28, 2025 05:33 PM (98xTj)
Can they propose to partially close the border? Propose to deport only the worst of the worst illegal alien murders and racists, but only after a review by a panel of 15 eminent immigration experts unanimously determines they should be deported? Propose a New-New Green New Deal that will drastically reduce US CO2 emissions, but, swearsies, will not raise gas and electricity prices more than 5 percent per year (a lie), and not force EVs on everyone thru crazy CAFE numbers? Propose a new POTUS-appointed bi-partisan board of experts decide nation-wide rules for fake men in women's K-12 and college girl's sports, locker rooms, and rest rooms?
Their base won't stand for those policies and the normals won't believe the obvious lies pandering for their votes.
Posted by: Gref at October 28, 2025 05:33 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2025 05:34 PM (Zz0t1)
These people can't even manage first-order thinking.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2025 05:30 PM (CgKt6)
They might have some older white neighbors who've lived there their whole lives and "will never abandon my precious neighborhood". They'll get robbed, possibly killed, it won't be covered in the media. SSDD.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2025 05:34 PM (ExV1e)
Oh, I think we will, sparky.
Posted by: Butch at October 28, 2025 05:33 PM (98xTj)
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LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2025 05:34 PM (DRSnL)
Ya know, I say go ahead and name it the Barack Obama Ballroom. Obama would love that, I'm sure.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2025 05:34 PM (5e+/e)
Now every Congressman is basically Johnny Iselin.
But I say McCarthy was right.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 28, 2025 05:34 PM (qwx/I)
I am proud to announce that I am a " Biological Male Lesbian" that is sexually attracted to women of the opposite sex that have Large Mammary Glands and Round/Tight Gluteus Maximus Muscles.
Thank You for you compassion....
Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2025 05:35 PM (J9q9v)
I do my grocery shopping at 6am. I suspect that I'm gonna be safe.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2025 05:24 PM (ExV1e)
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A legal and vigorous application of the Second Amendment may be necessary.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 28, 2025 05:35 PM (QdGJh)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 28, 2025 05:24 PM
We did Sams today scored a pallet of Spam and some orange tag pork chops.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2025 05:35 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 28, 2025 05:25 PM
Tanned, rested, and ready.
Posted by: The Kitchen Table at Ben Had's at October 28, 2025 05:35 PM (0sNs1)
I need both family food, and fruit to make 2 25 person trays and cookie material for 6 dozen for a Church high school outing (they are giving cookies to all the Catholic high schoolers as a "nice" thing from the Church - no need to be poor, just willing to approach a youth leader table) and then 2 more 25 person amounts for the youth groups. The cookie and family food is fine, but fresh fruit 3-4 days early is subpar...but I'm not shopping Saturday...and apparently, I've got car buying (again) and Halloween now for Friday...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 28, 2025 05:35 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 28, 2025 05:35 PM (PBwDQ)
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2025 05:36 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 28, 2025 05:36 PM (96wnD)
Posted by: pookysgirl, passing along suggestions at October 28, 2025 05:15 PM (Wt5PA)
Tell her that the white walls exist to avoid drawing attention away from the ladies gowns.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2025 05:21 PM (ExV1e)
________
You need walls of color. Preferably queer and foreign born.
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 28, 2025 05:36 PM (s0JqF)
No way will they allow a Trump stamp on the White House
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2025 05:36 PM (+qU29)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2025 05:34 PM
Go Bigly. The Bill Clinton Ball Room. Bill loved having balls in the WH.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 28, 2025 05:36 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 28, 2025 05:36 PM (kTd/k)
He just said he stole a basket from Kroger (on "accident") and he's going to take it to Walmart as part of his looting spree. He's going to wear a zip up jacket that hides his face more than just a mask.
But he'll be the ONLY GUY in Walmart carrying a Kroger basket.
Genius plan!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2025 05:36 PM (IBQGV)
We chooding black people then
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 28, 2025 05:24 PM (VslTN)
How are the rooftops in your neighborhood?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Diogenes
The exit doors are a natural choke point if you stack some bodies.
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 28, 2025 05:36 PM (PO1Da)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2025 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2025 05:35 PM (J9q9v)
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What if you only have one or the other? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2025 05:37 PM (DRSnL)
Pookette wants more "color" in the ballroom, saying it's too white. I said the gold filigree would help, but she disagrees.
Posted by: pookysgirl
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Ballrooms are typically light and bright.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2025 05:37 PM (5e+/e)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 28, 2025 05:37 PM (yXalN)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2025 05:30 PM (sKqQm)
https://tinyurl.com/rz5mpuph+ link goes to an image on Hot Air. A topic which should be raised more widely.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2025 05:37 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 28, 2025 05:29 PM (9aoE1)
Should name it "The Big Mike" Ballroom because he/she/it/them/they has the Big Balls of the family.
Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2025 05:37 PM (J9q9v)
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at October 28, 2025 05:38 PM (WQDw6)
Guard yo' ham, turkey and greens, yo.
My favorite part is how he "accidently" stole the basket from Kroger's. His plot at 1030pm may be the call to steal. Their grandmother's are not going to approve. But maybe I am thinking of the great-grandmother's generation.
How much did those nose piercings cost, beetch?
I reckon we are going to see some martial law on 11/1. The Dims are probably delighted, altho they are to blame due to not passing a bill with illegals getting free healthcare among other porky projects.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2025 05:38 PM (j5WMt)
Uh, sweetheart - what do you think SNAP is?
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at October 28, 2025 05:38 PM (bufu1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2025 05:24 PM (ExV1e)
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In one of the videos above, the dude says they're going to rob Walmart at 10:30 p.m., just before closing time.
So pickings may be a bit slim at 6 am the next day...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2025 05:38 PM (IBQGV)
.
The next Democratic Party president will come preloaded with the carbon footprint of razing the White House ballroom. Carbon credits will be charged against his salary.
Posted by: Marooned at October 28, 2025 05:38 PM (kt8QE)
Genius plan!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2025 05:36 PM
* scribbles notes *
Posted by: Heineken Man at October 28, 2025 05:38 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 28, 2025 05:29 PM (9aoE1)
They should name it after Barack's actual dad.
jeffrey epstein?
Posted by: anachronda at October 28, 2025 05:38 PM (v3pYe)
Uh, sweetheart - what do you think SNAP is?
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at October 28, 2025 05:38 PM
LOL
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 28, 2025 05:38 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 28, 2025 05:39 PM (5yDGQ)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 28, 2025 05:36 PM (kTd/k)
It depends on whom you ask.
Sincerely ,
Uncle Screwtape
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2025 05:39 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 28, 2025 05:39 PM (kTd/k)
I have missed the fashion trend once again! Because I never go anywhere, apparently.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2025 05:39 PM (j5WMt)
That's not going to work as well as tearing it down.
Every time they say "Barack Obama ballroom" they'll know in their hearts, BO didn't have anything to do with it. And it's just cope.
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2025 05:39 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Yoda, from Dagoba at October 28, 2025 05:40 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 28, 2025 05:40 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2025 05:29 PM
Heh.
I've counted 7 WE'RE HIRING signs within three miles of my house.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2025 05:40 PM (2WIwB)
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On the plus side, anytime it is used for a state dinner, the colors used, say the flag of a foreign dignitary, will really pop
Posted by: Diogenes
*Glares*
Posted by: The French at October 28, 2025 05:40 PM (D0HYP)
==
true, unfortunately
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2025 05:40 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 28, 2025 05:36 PM (kTd/k)
No.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2025 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)
NYC is famous for contractors paying court clerks and others for a tip off, so they can show up on a Sunday and tear the building down before the court order calling a halt is issued on Monday.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 28, 2025 05:40 PM (yXalN)
The White House is being destroyed.
Major-General Robert Ross laughs....
Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, LOVED, APPRECIATED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.4% at October 28, 2025 05:40 PM (Sco7b)
Uh, sweetheart - what do you think SNAP is?
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That is a sorely under-appreciated truth.
Not because "poor people" are stupid, but because most of this country has been lulled to sleep to the point that when somebody whips out an EBT or Snap card narry a soul wonder's *whose* paycheck that particular welfare purchase came from.
Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2025 05:40 PM (TN0g+)
I go grocery shopping pretty much every day because I'm a damn adult and being an adult means I can barely decide what to fix for dinner tonight, let alone tomorrow.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2025 05:40 PM (ExV1e)
nonsense. if the republicans had let me blow up the filibuster, i wouldn't be able to do this. see, it's all the republicans' fault!
Posted by: chuckie shumer at October 28, 2025 05:40 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 28, 2025 05:41 PM (kTd/k)
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2025 05:41 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 28, 2025 05:41 PM (gfXWV)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2025 05:39 PM (j5WMt)
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They are indeed a thing. Silk bonnets.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2025 05:41 PM (DRSnL)
Name it The Big Mike Ballroom, after the biggest swinging dick around.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 28, 2025 05:41 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 28, 2025 05:42 PM (wBaIH)
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I think this is what bothers them most - Trump is leaving his mark on the country. He will be like Catherine the Great or those Roman Emperors who built shit that poeple talk about for millenia.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 28, 2025 05:42 PM (yXalN)
The new ballroom represents a change to a new era. The last major WH change was at the end of WWII. The current layout thus defines the post-War order. And that order is coming to an end. Things have changed, and that old order is over. Trump represents a "fundamental transformation" into the new order, the "fourth republic" as he dubbed it (think 4th Turning, if you will).
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2025 05:42 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2025 05:40 PM (2WIwB)
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That should be "WE HIRING" for the target audience.
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2025 05:42 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2025 05:43 PM (6EDhb)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 28, 2025 05:43 PM (gfXWV)
I go grocery shopping pretty much every day because I'm a damn adult and being an adult means I can barely decide what to fix for dinner tonight, let alone tomorrow.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2025 05:40 PM (ExV1e)
I did pork egg roll bowls tonight (always get wonton crisp salad topping to give the fried crunch you want - way lighter than a real egg roll with more veg, but just as satisfying)...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 28, 2025 05:43 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2025 05:38 PM (IBQGV)
I survived the covid supply crisis. The key is to figure out how to make do with what's available rather than getting hung up on the specifics you had in mind when you arrived.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2025 05:43 PM (ExV1e)
I'm thinking one of two things:
The dems make a hard turn back to the right and the country continues.
or
The dems fully embrace the socialist/marxist plan and America enters Civil War II.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2025 05:43 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 28, 2025 05:43 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Rooftop Koreans at October 28, 2025 05:44 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2025 05:44 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2025 05:44 PM (+qU29)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 28, 2025 05:44 PM (TfUTr)
From polling to early voting returns, endorsements & rallies - everything shows that momentum is building and the energy is on our side.
Here are the facts: Mikie Sherrill is a disaster, and her campaign is falling apart. Democrats’ traditional early vote advantage has collapsed across the state. In 2021, Phil Murphy led early in-person voting by 12 points. Today, that edge is down to just 3.3%. Vote-by-mail margins are shrinking too — from a 47.8% Democrat edge in 2021 to 42% today.
And that’s just the start.
Republicans have gained ground in every single county in New Jersey — improving by 17 points in Passaic, 7 in Hudson, 6 in Essex, 13 in Union, and even 4 in Camden. Meanwhile, turnout is surging in Republican strongholds like Ocean and Monmouth, up 15 points from this time four years ago.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2025 05:44 PM (t93WW)
George Floyd remembers.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2025 05:44 PM (6EDhb)
Posted by: Marooned at October 28, 2025 05:44 PM (kt8QE)
Posted by: Interesting at October 28, 2025 05:44 PM (6ADhN)
Genius plan!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2025 05:36 PM
* scribbles notes *
Posted by: Heineken Man at October 28, 2025 05:38 PM (0sNs1)
LOL! I have to say that the MS Walmart people we encountered in February were kind and polite. And there were a lot of them on Valentine's Day evening. We stopped for groceries en route to the farm, and flowers for my mother. We'd just left NOLA 2hrs away.
The ONLY weirdo was a white redneck guy who flirted with me carrying the flowers and trying to find my family. Walking with me, he was naming random flowers they were not and how good they smelled (a hydrangea bush is not fragrant). I was ignoring him and my husband walked up to me and he fled. I reckon he thought I was ripe for a Valentine's romance. Our son laughed that more guys (probably mentally ill) hit on me than his wife. I would prefer to be left alone.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2025 05:44 PM (j5WMt)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 28, 2025 05:26 PM (ewjUl)
Yes Walmart: hide all the food in books
Approved By Chris Rock
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2025 05:44 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2025 05:44 PM (+qU29)
The Feng Bang Ballroom.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2025 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)
I have missed the fashion trend once again! Because I never go anywhere, apparently.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2025 05:39 PM (j5WMt)
I am led to believe that those are referred to as bonnets. I assume the wymmins wear them when they don't have a wig on. Not sure about the fellas.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2025 05:45 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2025 05:38 PM (IBQGV)
I survived the covid supply crisis. The key is to figure out how to make do with what's available rather than getting hung up on the specifics you had in mind when you arrived.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2025 05:43 PM (ExV1e)
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This is true. My own needs are pretty sparse and I don't fixate on specific brands most of the time. As long as there is food *somewhere* in the store, I can probably find something I can cook and eat.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2025 05:45 PM (IBQGV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 28, 2025 05:45 PM (xcxpd)
Trump should sell the naming rights to the ballroom like the major sports stadiums do.
The AT&T Ballroom
The Lysol Ballroom
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 28, 2025 05:45 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2025 05:45 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2025 05:40 PM
I paid $11,400 in federal income tax last year. Figuring an average of $250 for each snap card per month, the taxes I paid funded 45.6 snap cards for one month last year.
We are gonna need a $hitload more money.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2025 05:46 PM (0N4FZ)
Hey Mon, we request $100 Million from Ex President Clinton, Ex-President Obama and Hunter Biden provide aid to save the Jamaican Gunja Crops and Bob Marley's Tomb....
We know you enjoy high quality Gunja from Jamaica...
Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2025 05:46 PM (J9q9v)
only fang fang knows for sure.
Posted by: anachronda at October 28, 2025 05:46 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2025 05:40 PM (2WIwB)
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That should be "WE HIRING" for the target audience.
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2025 05:42 PM (krQz2)
We Be Hiring
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2025 05:46 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 28, 2025 05:26 PM (ewjUl)
Yes Walmart: hide all the food in books
Approved By Chris Rock
Posted by: LASue
Hide 'em under work boots and gloves.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 28, 2025 05:46 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 28, 2025 05:44 PM (TfUTr)
You would be mistaken if it is a Walmart. Big screen tv's to go with your ham and greens.
Think NOLA looting but on a larger level and without floods.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2025 05:47 PM (j5WMt)
But then I relized that if he had done that, the Dems might pass legislation to save those things for a rebuild. Seriously, I consider that a risk so Trump did the right thing in destroying it all.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 28, 2025 05:47 PM (yXalN)
how you expect me to get lobster on only $250 per month?
Posted by: snap recipient at October 28, 2025 05:47 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 28, 2025 05:29 PM (9aoE1)
They should name it after Barack's actual dad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2025 05:31 PM (Zz0t1)
_________
"Anonymous sperm donor?"
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 28, 2025 05:47 PM (s0JqF)
According to the Daily Mail, displaced crocodiles are roaming the streets in Jamaica, and they are pissed. A Crocnado, you might call it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2025 05:48 PM (w6EFb)
California, New York, & Portland businesses are F**ked !!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2025 05:48 PM (J9q9v)
The AT&T Ballroom
The Lysol Ballroom
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 28, 2025 05:45 PM (IifOV)
The Tidy Bowl Room.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2025 05:48 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2025 05:40 PM (2WIwB)
There's a guy named Caleb Hammer - does financial audit podcasts. He had a fella on recently who said that he couldn't find work. Caleb said, "In Houston? There's at least 10 fast food places hiring within a mile of this room." The guy said, "I don't want to do fast food." Caleb said, "$15 per hour is a lot more than zero. You're an adult. Face your responsibilities."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2025 05:48 PM (ExV1e)
Why am I reminded of the scenes in "Lawrence of Arabia" where the British simply step back and let the governing Arabs tear themselves asunder.
General Allenby practicing casting for fly fishing is an especially apt visual.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 28, 2025 05:48 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 28, 2025 05:49 PM (PBwDQ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2025 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: wth at October 28, 2025 05:49 PM (v0R5T)
EBT Wars: Return of the Grifters
EBT Wars: Welfare Queen Menace
Posted by: Frank Barone
EBT Wars: Ton Ton Attacks
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 28, 2025 05:49 PM (PO1Da)
I am led to believe that those are referred to as bonnets. I assume the wymmins wear them when they don't have a wig on. Not sure about the fellas.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2025 05:45 PM (ExV1e)
Well, as someone once said in the South, "Butter my butt and call me a bisquit." I never said it nor my mother or grandmother's. But there it is.
I've never heard of bonnets since Little House on the Prairie. Maybe sunbonnets will be next and those fundie dresses of polygamists. I am not ready for this trend.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2025 05:49 PM (j5WMt)
Posted by: Randolph Duke at October 28, 2025 05:50 PM (R/m4+)
The AT&T Ballroom
The Lysol Ballroom
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 28, 2025 05:45 PM (IifOV)
The Tidy Bowl Room.
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The My Pillow Ballroom.
Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2025 05:50 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Farmer Bob
My old boss was a Dane. Man, what a pain in the ass. And he was tall, too. A big pain in the ass.
How big was he? I dunno, but he f*cked everybody over.
Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at October 28, 2025 05:50 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2025 05:48 PM (ExV1e)
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How much is this guy making living on government largesse?
If he gets a job for $15-$20/hour, he'll have to give that up...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2025 05:50 PM (IBQGV)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2025 05:50 PM (+qU29)
There's a guy named Caleb Hammer - does financial audit podcasts.
He is brutally funny with the financially hapless schmoos who come seeking his advice.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 28, 2025 05:50 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 28, 2025 05:51 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Gavin Newscum at October 28, 2025 05:51 PM (xvV+O)
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Mirthful Moments
@moment_mirthful
Correct 🤣🤣🤣
[Trump: "DON'T DRINK YOUR PISS"]
Liberals: ]
https://is.gd/r0wUEJ
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 28, 2025 05:51 PM (Cnnff)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 28, 2025 05:29 PM (9aoE1)
They should name it after Barack's actual dad.
jeffrey epstein?
Posted by: anachronda at October 28, 2025 05:38 PM (v3pYe)
Literally Hitler?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 28, 2025 05:51 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: man at October 28, 2025 05:52 PM (tubbA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2025 05:53 PM (BLGhW)
Posted by: Nudniks on CNN at October 28, 2025 05:53 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2025 05:53 PM (SQPqL)
Posted by: Skip
Or to occupy the wrong side of the grass.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 28, 2025 05:53 PM (LjSYW)
Posted by: man at October 28, 2025 05:54 PM (tubbA)
Damm. That'll clog the pipes...
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I had an intelligent/conservative "foodie" explain to me that its not the cheese that can cause those types of problems. Instead its the fact that *cheap* cheeses have so many other chemicals and what amounts to "waxes" in them that cause the pipe problems.
Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2025 05:54 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2025 05:53 PM (SQPqL)
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*snort*
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2025 05:54 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 28, 2025 05:54 PM (zZu0s)
The Jamaican govt has issued a desperate plea to Trump for help.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2025 05:54 PM (w6EFb)
Not because it's bad.
Not because it's aesthetically hideous.
Not because it's defective.
Not because they need that space for something.
Not for any purpose other than spite. Charming.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2025 05:26 PM (CgKt6)
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If it weren't for spite, they'd have no spit at all.
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 28, 2025 05:55 PM (Cnnff)
The White House is being destroyed.
Major-General Robert Ross laughs....
Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, LOVED, APPRECIATED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.4% at October 28, 2025 05:40 PM (Sco7b)
From a site called American Battlefields
With the war against Napoleon winding down, the British government determined to send four brigades from Europe to deal with the crisis in North America. One of these was to go to the east coast of the United States and “retaliate upon the Americans for the outrages which they had committed,” including the burning of the Canadian city of York (present-day Toronto). Ross was selected to command this expeditionary force and sailed to Bermuda in the summer of 1814. From there, Ross and his command of 4,500 infantry and marines embarked for the United States, landing on August 19, 1814.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 28, 2025 05:55 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 28, 2025 05:55 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Some Rat
Those are probably headed to Jamaica tomorrow.
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 28, 2025 05:55 PM (PO1Da)
that should be the standard, and if we were issuing bulk staples we can afford to be generous.
it is not supposed to be fun. the cloward-pivenites have made it so .
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 28, 2025 05:55 PM (kHop/)
Posted by: man
Based on the "babes" in the videos, way ahead of you.
Posted by: Arterial sclerosis at October 28, 2025 05:56 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Gavin Newscum
---- no new tats, no smart phone, no expensive cars or clothes.
And a weight limit - over healthy weight for your height and rations cut in half.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 28, 2025 05:56 PM (yXalN)
Posted by: wth at October 28, 2025 05:56 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 28, 2025 05:51 PM (TfUTr)
You know that when Congress passes the bill to give back pay to the fed workers that they'll give back benefits to these folks also.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2025 05:56 PM (ExV1e)
"As long as I am your President, there will never be a drag queen show in your Big Beautiful Ballroom.
Thank you for your attention to this matter."
Because the Dems will instantly start yelling how they are going to hold drag shows there.
Because they haven't fallen into enough of the wrong side of 90/10 traps.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2025 05:56 PM (6EDhb)
Otherwise known as, The Blue City Blues, as sang by the ghost of Leadbelly.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2025 05:57 PM (aX+RN)
https://youtu.be/xCc-RWIp7XU
Posted by: Lurch at October 28, 2025 05:57 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2025 05:53 PM (SQPqL)
It's a song about a mirror.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2025 05:57 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2025 05:54 PM (w6EFb)
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Biden would send The USNS Harvey Milk.
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 28, 2025 05:57 PM (Cnnff)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2025 05:54 PM (w6EFb)
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Biden would send The USNS Harvey Milk.
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 28, 2025 05:57 PM (Cnnff)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 28, 2025 05:57 PM (kTd/k)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 28, 2025 05:57 PM (kHop/)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2025 05:58 PM (SQPqL)
that should be the standard, and if we were issuing bulk staples we can afford to be generous.
it is not supposed to be fun. the cloward-pivenites have made it so .
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 28, 2025 05:55 PM (kHop/)
++++
"Government cheese" used to be a thing. Making most subsidies in-kind and in-person would be a major improvement. Make it an actual, physical, limited process. Such a scheme would likely be more expensive per-unit than food stamps (after all, the grocery chains already have logistics and processing), but would cut down fraud so much - and make long-term use of such programs fairly unappetizing - that there would probably be a net savings.
Not that savings are the point.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2025 05:58 PM (CgKt6)
Okay, this is a gross thing.
People who have those gross long nails, how in the world do they wipe their asses and then make sure the nails are clean afterwards.
Posted by: four seasons at October 28, 2025 05:58 PM (3ek7K)
It was a boon to honest families trying to make ends meet paying taxes paying these freeloaders, but the freeloaders just sold off that "white people food" and bought Popeye's
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 28, 2025 05:58 PM (yXalN)
ROFL! As if! You might be robbing white liberals. But you're certainly not going to be robbing white people where I live. At least not successfully.
Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2025 05:58 PM (6Us78)
The Jamaican govt has issued a desperate plea to Trump for help.
Posted by: publius
The Cajun Navy is poised for their first ever international relief mission. I saw this morning where they are just waiting for the hurricane to pass..
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 28, 2025 05:58 PM (PO1Da)
People are always people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 28, 2025 05:59 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: wth at October 28, 2025 05:59 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: four seasons at October 28, 2025 05:58 PM (3ek7K)
Spatulas and tongs are not only for cooking.
Posted by: Obese Gross Long Nails Having Broodmare at October 28, 2025 05:59 PM (R/m4+)
Otherwise known as, The Blue City Blues, as sang by the ghost of Leadbelly.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2025 05:57 PM (aX+RN)
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Heard Vince Coglianese earlier today refer to J.B. Pritzker as "Jelly Belly."
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 28, 2025 06:00 PM (Cnnff)
Posted by: four seasons at October 28, 2025 05:58 PM (3ek7K)
https://youtu.be/fIq1E3zYQcc
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2025 06:00 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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This is a great injustice. And a given.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 28, 2025 06:00 PM (yXalN)
SCOTUS must be damn tired of overturning these ridiculous orders.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2025 06:00 PM (SQPqL)
Posted by: Some Rat
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There's a seekret toit - Get. A. Job. - do your part in re-balancing the economy.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2025 06:00 PM (aX+RN)
I did not understand a single word she said.
Posted by: one hour sober
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And therein lies the crux of the situation! They're able-bodied adults and should be working, but who on earth would hire them?
As for the other guy talking about ransacking Wal-mart and how it would be a bad look to bust people for stealing food -- LOLOL as if they'll only steal food.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2025 05:30 PM (5e+/e)
Now, y'all. I could translate if needed.
My elderly mother in the Atlanta airport once had to translate to a crowd in line for a delayed flight. The confused people were not from the South and got agitated. They were impressed.
I like normal black people, and they do exist. It is these bonnet heads that make many look bad. Sort of like Swalwell and others for white people that are not ghey.
I don't think Swallowell has to fret as there will be two terms for VP Vance, two terms for Rubio, and then Baron Trump might be old enough. I'll probably be in heaven by then. No worries!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2025 06:00 PM (j5WMt)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 28, 2025 06:00 PM (xvV+O)
So, looting should not happen here...more so, b/c felonies are also forever...but now, since we apparently have a lower SNAP rate than the nation (under 10%), we're gonna fund it til we don't have to.
Posted by: Nova Local at October 28, 2025 06:00 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: wth
"You got it, we taken it."
Posted by: Some Rat at October 28, 2025 06:01 PM (TfUTr)
Have you seen videos of robbery crews lately? It's usually at least three people now. Maybe if you've got a tight draw time and have your head on a swivel you'll be OK. If you can get a shot off early, they scatter. But if you're a seasoned citizen with a slow draw time, they'll surround you and clock you in the face before you get a chance to draw. Or at least have multiple guns on you before you draw.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2025 06:01 PM (Yp6az)
People who have those gross long nails, how in the world do they wipe their asses and then make sure the nails are clean afterwards.
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A) bunch and dab
B) the flossing method
D) none
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2025 06:01 PM (6EDhb)
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 28, 2025 06:02 PM (sVOFR)
People who have those gross long nails, how in the world do they wipe their asses and then make sure the nails are clean afterwards.
Posted by: four seasons
......
scoop some peanut butter with then, then lick clean.
Posted by: wth at October 28, 2025 06:02 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 28, 2025 05:55 PM (Sco7b)
I wonder what would have happened if Ross and his forces were sunk at sea after the raid.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 28, 2025 06:03 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: four seasons at October 28, 2025 06:03 PM (3ek7K)
Guess I need to start carrying to supermarkets again. I have a concealed carry permit and Mister 9MM, the shepherd who protects my righteous ass
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Patiently Awaiting My Pre-Ordered AI Powered Fembot at October 28, 2025 06:03 PM (HYKHz)
Posted by: Gavin Newscum at October 28, 2025 05:51 PM
Back when I was a kid that is exactly how it was done. You wen to the warehouse place and got what they handed to you. Big blocks of government cheese, green #10 cans of peanut butter that had so much oil floating on the top you had to stir it up for 20 minutes to be able to eat it and whatever cans of vegetables they had on the shelf.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2025 06:04 PM (0N4FZ)
The Jamaican govt has issued a desperate plea to Trump for help.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2025 05:54 PM (w6EFb)
Jamaica is a former British colony. Isn't Starmer sending all the needed disaster relief to Jamaica? I believe it is a member of the British Commonwealth.
Posted by: Gref at October 28, 2025 06:04 PM (5rh/l)
The Lysol Ballroom
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 28, 2025 05:45 PM (IifOV)
The Tidy Bowl Room.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2025 05:48 PM (2WIwB)
Oh come on go with Michelle Obama's Balls Room. Invite Obama to the grand opening.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2025 06:04 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: wth at October 28, 2025 06:04 PM (v0R5T)
They had access to the actual security and loyalty documents. They knew the truth, yet in open hearings said the complete opposite. Just like some of the bottom feeders and scum infesting the halls of Congress today.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 28, 2025 06:04 PM (wO3Gh)
Posted by: Cheri at October 28, 2025 06:04 PM (oiNtH)
We somehow recruited a black kid for pitcher (little league) since he had a great fastball. We had an 8 AM game and he said "I don't get up that early". In high school he became the #1 on the tennis team, and I assume he somehow made it to school on time, only because he had no choice.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 28, 2025 06:04 PM (vbXSk)
This is a very rare spam call. Catchy name.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2025 06:05 PM (j5WMt)
Posted by: Nova Local
As noted above: Looting is also to get fun stuff to use while one eats.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 28, 2025 06:05 PM (TfUTr)
Judge denying Freedom of Speech, to both individuals, and the Government itself...
While allowing defense free reign to speak in public.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2025 06:05 PM (mP0Kj)
Okay, this is a gross thing.
People who have those gross long nails, how in the world do they wipe their asses and then make sure the nails are clean afterwards.
Posted by: four seasons at October 28, 2025 05:58 PM (3ek7K)
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Paint more nail polish over the brown part.
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 28, 2025 06:05 PM (s0JqF)
Didnt New Mexico basically ban guns by calling it a pandemic?
Let's see how that goes
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Patiently Awaiting My Pre-Ordered AI Powered Fembot at October 28, 2025 06:06 PM (HYKHz)
Posted by: Nova Local
As noted above: Looting is also to get fun stuff to use while one eats.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 28, 2025 06:05 PM (TfUTr)
True, but looting is fun when you know no one will ever prosecute you for it. Less fun when you could be brought up on charges 20 years later...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 28, 2025 06:06 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 28, 2025 06:07 PM (CRh6x)
ROFL! As if! You might be robbing white liberals. But you're certainly not going to be robbing white people where I live. At least not successfully.
Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2025 05:58 PM (6Us7
Also, given American dating, why are they going to wait until January?
Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2025 06:07 PM (OXMaC)
People who have those gross long nails, how in the world do they wipe their asses and then make sure the nails are clean afterwards.
Posted by: four seasons
......
scoop some peanut butter with then, then lick clean.
Posted by: wth
This place never disappoints.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 28, 2025 06:07 PM (LjSYW)
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 28, 2025 05:58 PM (PO1Da)
Hopefully the similar Texas Navy is not far behind.
Damn, I love civil society.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 28, 2025 06:07 PM (sVOFR)
Posted by: Queer black woman of color in a shower cap at October 28, 2025 06:07 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Sardonicus at October 28, 2025 06:08 PM (8I4hW)
Okay, this is a gross thing.
People who have those gross long nails, how in the world do they wipe their asses and then make sure the nails are clean afterwards.
Posted by: four seasons at October 28, 2025 05:58 PM (3ek7K)
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Paint more nail polish over the brown part.
or use brown nail polish.
Posted by: anachronda at October 28, 2025 06:08 PM (v3pYe)
YEp, Jamaica is part of the Commonwealth. How many assets could the British navy muster now? Not a whole lot.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2025 06:08 PM (w6EFb)
People who have those gross long nails, how in the world do they wipe their asses and then make sure the nails are clean afterwards.
Posted by: four seasons
......
scoop some peanut butter with then, then lick clean.
Posted by: wth
This place never disappoints.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 28, 2025 06:07 PM (LjSYW)
Well, that’s a new variation on peanut butter and chocolate…
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 28, 2025 06:08 PM (sVOFR)
Trump should make them a deal ... food and rebuilding for land. heh
Posted by: illiniwek at October 28, 2025 06:08 PM (vbXSk)
meh. as long as he keeps the beam cut from that cherry tree.
Posted by: anachronda at October 28, 2025 06:08 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 28, 2025 05:36 PM (PO1Da)
The bar scene from A Bronx Tale comes to mind. Often.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 28, 2025 06:09 PM (5xuJ/)
Free trip to Club GITMO provided by the US Air Force.
Hurry, offer ends in 12 hours....
Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2025 06:09 PM (J9q9v)
You ever think of that racists?!?!?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 28, 2025 06:09 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2025 05:30 PM (5e+/e)
Now, y'all. I could translate if needed.
My elderly mother in the Atlanta airport once had to translate to a crowd in line for a delayed flight. The confused people were not from the South and got agitated. They were impressed.
I like normal black people, and they do exist. It is these bonnet heads that make many look bad. Sort of like Swalwell and others for white people that are not ghey.
...
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Bring it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2025 06:10 PM (aX+RN)
Judge denying Freedom of Speech, to both individuals, and the Government itself...
While allowing defense free reign to speak in public.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2025 06:05 PM
That's the same stuff they did with Trump, put multiple gag orders on him with his numerous cases and let the prosecutors have free willie to chat with the press. I expected nothing different.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2025 06:10 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: publius
That's the thing we don't know about, because that is the way Trump rolls. He could've had the military already prepping for hurricane relief as soon as the hurricane passes.
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 28, 2025 06:10 PM (PO1Da)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
Dude! They've given ya the date AND the locations!
Posted by: Some Rat at October 28, 2025 06:11 PM (TfUTr)
The UK used own the island.... So, ask the Brits for help....
Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2025 06:11 PM (J9q9v)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2025 06:11 PM (+qU29)
Trump should make them a deal ... food and rebuilding for land. heh
Posted by: illiniwek
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Make Jamaica Great Again. Bankers would love it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2025 06:11 PM (aX+RN)
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Where do they think the money for their EBT comes from? The Easter Bunny?
Posted by: Decaf at October 28, 2025 06:12 PM (unUNN)
People who have those gross long nails, how in the world do they wipe their asses and then make sure the nails are clean afterwards.
Posted by: four seasons
A mystery to me as well. So I pretend not to think about it. As a former nurse my nails are never long at all. Have never had fake nails as that would drive me insane like false eyelashes and I'd rip them off.
I'd say it is a good thing I don't have boob implants or I'd be freaking out about those as well. Then I read about the silicone glue garage butt deals and truly wonder how you sit. Is it like a yoga ball and bouncy? Or numb from lidocaine permanently, where you feel nothing at all. Then I stop thinking about it and move on to bonnets.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2025 06:12 PM (j5WMt)
Si. Also - webcams still up @ Kingston - looks stormy, but not devastated...
Posted by: man at October 28, 2025 06:12 PM (tubbA)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 28, 2025 06:11 PM (TfUTr)
Where? In the comments?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 28, 2025 06:13 PM (CRh6x)
Bank on it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at October 28, 2025 06:13 PM (UJMvS)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2025 06:01 PM (Yp6az)
++++
Standard informal urban combat tactics.
If it spreads to the interfaces with the less-broken parts of town, one of two things happens:
1. The city falls
2. The places on the other side of the interface fight back the same way.
Spotters, pre-planned intersections for the strike. Cover fire from a truck with higher ground, mopping up from the flanks - and all of it executed by people with very good geographical knowledge (they live there) and who are defending their home territory.
That latter is called "civil war" and it is increasingly likely as these roving teams continue. But they seem to forget that the victims can build a technical and work out hand and radio signals. It gets very nasty very fast.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2025 06:13 PM (CgKt6)
Not good news for the Blue Cities.....
Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2025 06:14 PM (J9q9v)
Posted by: Skip
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Hillary's notes?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2025 06:14 PM (aX+RN)
Free trip to Club GITMO provided by the US Air Force.
Hurry, offer ends in 12 hours....
Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2025 06:09 PM (J9q9v)
My ship did Refresher Training in GitMo in 1982... Nice Beaches... GREAT Diving and snorkeling... had really cheap beer then. Yeah, no Women as we still had all Male crews back then... but...
Did a number of beach parties during the day with BBQs into the night...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2025 06:14 PM (mP0Kj)
He will attend only if they serve "Chinese Food".....
Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2025 06:15 PM (J9q9v)
Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2025 06:14 PM (J9q9v)
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Noticed that, have you.
All of these "National Problems" are in fact "major urban area problems."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2025 06:15 PM (CgKt6)
Posted by: man at October 28, 2025 06:15 PM (tubbA)
Posted by: Skip
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Hillary's notes?
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And Hunter's coke.
Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2025 06:15 PM (TN0g+)
A cultural enricher in Britain enriching the local culture by stabbing a man walking his dog on the street:
https://is.gd/IOMW2l
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2025 06:15 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Decaf at October 28, 2025 06:12 PM (unUNN)
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Obama's stash.
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2025 06:16 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Decaf
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Obama's stash.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2025 06:16 PM (aX+RN)
https://is.gd/IOMW2l
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2025 06:15 PM (w6EFb)
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According to UK cops, walking a dog on the street is provocation for Muslims.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at October 28, 2025 06:17 PM (UJMvS)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
Believe the fine ladies (I crack me up!) in the videos said Nov. 1, food stores.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 28, 2025 06:17 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2025 06:17 PM (ExV1e)
The Trayvon and George Floyd standard for the "black community". "We are thugs and we take things by force. Our culture is based on the black thug and mobs. So give us more free stuff, you white supremacists (that believe in work and self reliance)."
Posted by: illiniwek at October 28, 2025 06:18 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: 29Victor at October 28, 2025 06:18 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: 29Victor at October 28, 2025 06:19 PM (0MjtC)
I tried to get hired in fast food when I was in high school.
They didn't even call me back.
I think it was because I was honest about my availability and didn't say I was available 24/7 for whatever stupid schedule the incompetent manager decided to put me on.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 28, 2025 06:19 PM (a+4eV)
NYC will be prime for food from Dior and places like that...who will board up, not wanting their food stolen.
Happy All Saint's Day! I will be on our mountain ridge and watching football or planting stupid bulbs. I order them and then hate them before I slam them in the ground. Then! In spring! I love them and say I will never plant anymore ever again. We had our first hard frost last night and I have waited til the ground is hard so I can complain louder.
Wait. I forgot I have a dinner planned for Sunday. So will be doing stuff.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2025 06:19 PM (j5WMt)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 28, 2025 06:17 PM (TfUTr)
Ain't happening around here.
People are going to crap in their own backyard. Have fun with that.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 28, 2025 06:19 PM (CRh6x)
Posted by: FeatherBlade
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If you really want a job learn to say, Yes.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2025 06:21 PM (aX+RN)
Didnt New Mexico basically ban guns by calling it a pandemic?
Let's see how that goes
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked
I live in New Mexico. The tiny tyrant aka the governor is a communist. First try at getting rid of guns was she literally just banned them from the state using the pretext of a healthcare pandemic. That lasted about 15 minutes before the courts shut her down. So she turned right around and banned guns on all property owned by the State of New Mexico. This being New Mexico exactly zero criminals paid attention to her and have continued to shoot each other left and right non-stop. She eventually just let that go on the down low. She's is term limited. What's coming is worse: The former Biden Secretary of the Interior or as I call her Chief Dreamcatcher.
New Mexico is an extremely poor state. After living here for a number of years now I lay this at the feet of the Democrats who manage everything in this state so the politicians can stay in power and loot the place. If you look at all the states around New Mexico, they're booming. New Mexico is a economic crater.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 28, 2025 06:26 PM (uv8gn)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 28, 2025 06:27 PM (uv8gn)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2025 06:32 PM (aX+RN)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2025 06:45 PM (aX+RN)
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at October 28, 2025 07:01 PM (gDhA9)
Might I suggest two cities - Memphis and Washington DC. Really go all out on robbing people in those two cites. No one is going to stop you.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at October 28, 2025 07:02 PM (gDhA9)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 28, 2025 07:25 PM (3ggIY)
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Texas, Colorado, Arizona, sorta. Actual Mexico, not so much.
I'm too lazy to do the work, but I wonder what the economies of AZ and NM would be if you eliminate all the reservations. Significant portions of both states are Indi... excuse me, Native American reservations, where they are poorer than a church mouse and a large part of "economy" on them is federal payments, essentially, welfare.
Posted by: buddhaha at October 28, 2025 07:54 PM (tDjFx)
Tents and generators can come in a couple of days.
Posted by: pawn at October 28, 2025 07:57 PM (sPsWv)
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 28, 2025 05:25 PM
Tanned, rested, and ready.
Posted by: The Kitchen Table at Ben Had's at October 28, 2025 05:35 PM (0sNs1)
Seriously.
Many years ago in our small town the barber and the doctor were drinking buddies.
One evening after a considerable amount of libation was consumed the barber confided.in the doctor that he was considering a vasectomy.
The doctor cleared the kitchen table and did the surgery.
Later, in the early.morning hours, the barber's scrotum began looking like an eggplant.
The ER surgeon discovered that the doctor had nicked a,blood vessel.
Oops.
Posted by: waepnedmann at October 29, 2025 12:30 AM (QSoKr)
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