Two Suspects Arrested for Louvre Robbery

Two suspects were arrested in connection with the theft of crown jewels from Paris' Louvre museum, justice and police officials said Sunday, a week after the heist that stunned the world and sparked a massive manhunt.
The Paris prosecutor said that investigators made arrests Saturday evening, adding that one of the men taken into custody was preparing to leave the country from Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport.

A police official, who was not authorized to speak publicly about the ongoing case, told The Associated Press that two men in their 30s, both known to police, were taken into custody. He said one suspect was arrested as he attempted to board a plane bound for Algeria. The official added that one of the suspects was identified through DNA traces. Beccuau said earlier this week that forensics experts were analyzing 150 samples at the scene.
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Thieves took less than eight minutes last Sunday morning to steal jewels valued at 88 million euros ($102 million) from the world's most-visited museum. French officials described how the intruders used a basket lift to scale the Louvre's façade, forced open a window, smashed display cases and fled. The museum's director called the incident a "terrible failure."

Per Le Figaro, one of the two thieves was captured as he was preparing to take a flight to Algeria. The other was arrested in the banlieu of Seine-Saint-Denis, a so-called "no-go zone" where cars are frequently incinerated during riots.

I'm not saying anything. I'm just saying, when they don't release the perps' names, there's a very high probability the names are Amish.

Posted by: Ace at 03:10 PM

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1 Sacre bleu!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 27, 2025 03:10 PM (u73oe)

2 I Lourve it.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2025 03:10 PM (krQz2)

3 1

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2025 03:10 PM (g47mK)

4 I nooded

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 27, 2025 03:10 PM (u73oe)

5 GIVE US THE NAMES!!

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2025 03:11 PM (g47mK)

6 As noted - an inside job would have required competence from the insiders, and I'm not betting on that.

Posted by: ... at October 27, 2025 03:12 PM (AXQOo)

7 I'm thinking how the french police got the information out of the guy in the day jackal

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 27, 2025 03:12 PM (QXnWO)

8 Cherry Picker.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:12 PM (hJuCq)

9 Amish was the name that crusader was looking for earlier.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2025 03:12 PM (n5tGW)

10 "I'm not saying anything. I'm just saying, when they don't release the perps' names, there's a very high probability the names are Amish."

Negative, Ace - France has a burgeoning Mennonite Liberation Front (MeLF) and so the names obviously are going to be something along the names of Jacob and Heinrich Smith.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 27, 2025 03:12 PM (9Ovst)

11 I'm not saying anything. I'm just saying, when they don't release the perps' names, there's a very high probability the names are Amish.
Posted by: Ace at 04:10 PM

As expected!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 27, 2025 03:12 PM (q70zf)

12 We'll just mark them down as White for the Official Crime Stats, mon frer.

Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2025 03:12 PM (OuEQR)

13
I'm guessing these thieves are about as smart as the Louvre security team.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2025 03:12 PM (5e+/e)

14 GIVE US THE NAMES!!
Posted by: runner

Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed & Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 27, 2025 03:13 PM (UjDHi)

15 Ballroom conniption fatalities have already put the Two Scoops scandal fatalities as in the rear view mirror.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2025 03:13 PM (krQz2)

16 Clearly more of those damn Huegonaughts!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2025 03:13 PM (mP0Kj)

17 Mohomedan Jewel thieves.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:13 PM (hJuCq)

18 I always suspected Freres Ezekiel and Jedediah!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 27, 2025 03:13 PM (hlNLQ)

19 Round up the usual suspects.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 27, 2025 03:13 PM (jc0TO)

20 At least one of these stooges is named Mo.

Nuck, nuck.

Posted by: (Curly) Joe Mama at October 27, 2025 03:13 PM (TezPK)

21 So the louvre doesn’t have locks on the windows?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 27, 2025 03:13 PM (u73oe)

22
Amish was the name that crusader was looking for earlier.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk

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If Crusader shows up here, another possibility is "Musselmen." You see that term in old translations of The Arabian Nights.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2025 03:13 PM (5e+/e)

23 When you outlaw the Amish, only the Amish will have outlaws.

Posted by: eleven at October 27, 2025 03:13 PM (aTgV0)

24 Amish was the name that crusader was looking for earlier.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk

The Yoders.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 27, 2025 03:14 PM (UjDHi)

25 There was a big rush of speculation about the guy wearing a fedora and carrying an umbrella while walking in front of three security guys. People thought he was a detective.

He should have been arrested for excessive nattiness with dapperness aforethought.

https://is.gd/Afk33U

Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2025 03:14 PM (Riz8t)

26 Those right wing white supremacists are up to no good again.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 27, 2025 03:14 PM (VYKOS)

27 I wonder if a local moron.. who shall remain nameless might have cased the joint. Naaaah no food involved!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 27, 2025 03:14 PM (q70zf)

28 First balls, now oui oui’s.

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 27, 2025 03:14 PM (5Uw2I)

29 It's clearly the fault of the Trump shutdown and lack of money from USAID.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2025 03:14 PM (krQz2)

30 Ace posting from the future. He has powers.

Posted by: Josephistan at October 27, 2025 03:14 PM (y9ksN)

31 No just French doors.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:14 PM (hJuCq)

32 The French have Amish people?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 27, 2025 03:14 PM (a3b6Y)

33 Just more of the blessings of diversity.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 27, 2025 03:14 PM (N1DT3)

34 The French and the Algerians go back a long bloody way. Maybe this will spur the French to do something about the no-go zones.
I crack myself up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2025 03:14 PM (8RjCi)

35 "Round up the usual suspects"...

Posted by: mudshark at October 27, 2025 03:15 PM (cHcXy)

36 The French have Amish people?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 27, 2025 03:14 PM

L'amish.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 27, 2025 03:15 PM (jc0TO)

37 How are you smart enough to pull this off but dumb enough to try to leave the country through the airport?

Posted by: the dandy at October 27, 2025 03:15 PM (8l8nW)

38 Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed & Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 27, 2025 03:13 PM (UjDHi)

Mohammed al Mahmoud Mohamed and Ahmed Mohammed al Ahmed Mohammed

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 27, 2025 03:15 PM (VYKOS)

39 I hear there are lots of foreign "migrants" stealing things and escaping on motorcycles. Especially those of the African or Middle Eastern variety.

So many third world migrants/illegals have Zero Respect for Western Values. But they are still treated as a special protected first class of "citizen".

Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2025 03:16 PM (vbXSk)

40 34 The French and the Algerians go back a long bloody way. Maybe this will spur the French to do something about the no-go zones.
I crack myself up
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2025 03:14 PM (8RjCi)

They are! They are sending 7000 Combat Troops to Ukraine!

oh.... wait...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2025 03:16 PM (mP0Kj)

41 If Crusader shows up here, another possibility is "Musselmen." You see that term in old translations of The Arabian Nights.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Do they eat clams too?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 27, 2025 03:16 PM (q70zf)

42 ACE IS POSTING.....

FROM THE FUTURE!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 27, 2025 03:16 PM (wtvvX)

43 GIVE US THE NAMES!!
Posted by: runner

Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed & Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 27, 2025 03:13 PM (UjDHi)
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The names of the thieves. Not the name of their defense attorney's law firm.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 27, 2025 03:16 PM (7MyC8)

44 How are you smart enough to pull this off but dumb enough to try to leave the country through the airport?
Posted by: the dandy at October 27, 2025 03:15 PM

They should have just taken the train to Marrakesh.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 27, 2025 03:16 PM (jc0TO)

45 The French Foreign Legion.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:16 PM (hJuCq)

46 The Louvre "Security" was busy: Doing the French Mistake.

Voila!

Posted by: Dom DeLuise at October 27, 2025 03:17 PM (TezPK)

47 Nothing enriches the cultural heritage of a country like having your crown jewels stolen and carted off to Algeria, by Muslins.

Posted by: Emily Latella at October 27, 2025 03:17 PM (9iMwI)

48 There's something about the display cases: they used to be bulletproof glass, with ornate decorations. The recent Louvre management changed them to stark modernist cases, no decorations, to be "more accessible" to Modern Audiences[TM].

Posted by: Beverly at October 27, 2025 03:17 PM (Epeb0)

49 You know what makes the French really sad? That they've run out of people to surrender to.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 27, 2025 03:17 PM (a3b6Y)

50 They weren't in the museum long enough to be a robbery.

Posted by: ... at October 27, 2025 03:17 PM (AXQOo)

51 You know how every city in the UK has the top baby name Mohammed. Part of that is because they’re all fucking named Mohammed. They all have 6 names. And Mohammed is always one of them.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 27, 2025 03:17 PM (VYKOS)

52
Round up the usual suspect.

Posted by: Captain Renault at October 27, 2025 03:18 PM (IifOV)

53 Trump should make a list of everybody grousing about the ballroom and make sure that they never get invited to any event there.

Also, send them a disinvite. "You're not missing anything, because the event is being held in a ballroom you despise. Do not come. You will be bounced."

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2025 03:18 PM (krQz2)

54 They weren't in the museum long enough to be a robbery.

Posted by: ... at October 27, 2025 03:17 PM (AXQOo)
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It wasn't robbery robbery.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 27, 2025 03:18 PM (7MyC8)

55
Diversity makes us stronger!

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 27, 2025 03:19 PM (IifOV)

56 You know what makes the French really sad? That they've run out of people to surrender to.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 27, 2025 03:17 PM (a3b6Y)
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That's why they are importing a whole new demographic to keep surrendering to.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2025 03:19 PM (krQz2)

57 Diversity makes us stronger!
Posted by: Frank Barone

Smelling!

Posted by: Dom DeLuise at October 27, 2025 03:19 PM (TezPK)

58 They knew it was the Amish because they used getaway buggies.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 27, 2025 03:19 PM (wtvvX)

59 No museums, no museum robberies.

Amiright?

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2025 03:19 PM (krQz2)

60 I louvre you long time.

Posted by: Vietnamese prostitute palming the family jewels at October 27, 2025 03:20 PM (9FEtL)

61 I muat remember the parmesan next time.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:20 PM (hJuCq)

62 How do you say 'Damned amish!' In French?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 27, 2025 03:20 PM (PKI1F)

63
The Amish could have built 2 barns in the amount of time it took the French to find 2 of the 4 thieves.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 27, 2025 03:20 PM (IifOV)

64 The way I look at it, the muzzies are gonna have control of all those jewels in about 2 years anyway. Most of those works of arts in that building will be destroyed. It's what they do.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2025 03:21 PM (n5tGW)

65 They said on Fox this morning that one of the robbers knew the female security chief. Do we need to add "Achmed" to "Chad" and "Tyrone"?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2025 03:21 PM (2ocoG)

66 Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed & Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 27, 2025 03:13 PM (UjDHi)
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You left out a Mohammed!

And the most important one, too!

Posted by: Captain Spaulding at October 27, 2025 03:21 PM (krQz2)

67 Isn't the operator of the cherrypicker on the ground?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:21 PM (hJuCq)

68 I doubt the Louve robbery was Muslims. They would have judged burned it to the ground, like they did Notre Dame.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 27, 2025 03:22 PM (wBaIH)

69 Let's not forget that the DIE security people that were hired most likely let the Amish know of their lax security.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 27, 2025 03:22 PM (xvV+O)

70 I'm Mohammed. This is my brother Mohammed and my other brother Mohammed.

Posted by: ... at October 27, 2025 03:22 PM (AXQOo)

71
At least a theft happened in a museum. Usually the news out of a museum is about obnoxious spoiled rich assholes tossing paint on exhibits, or gluing themselves to artwork.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 27, 2025 03:22 PM (IifOV)

72 DEImond heist

Posted by: ... at October 27, 2025 03:22 PM (AXQOo)

73 How do you say 'Damned amish!' In French?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 27, 2025 03:20 PM (PKI1F)
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Putain d'Amish

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2025 03:22 PM (krQz2)

74 Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed & Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed.

You laugh, but there was a police report in Minneapolis 20 years ago now where they picked up a drunk sleeping in his car, with the legal actual name Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2025 03:23 PM (2ocoG)

75 The French. Sheesh. A servile country, whose citizens male or female cant help but fall to thei knees and orally service the invader. Which of simply encorages more invasions, which seems to be what the French are after.

Posted by: You get more of what you encourage at October 27, 2025 03:23 PM (9iMwI)

76 70 I'm Mohammed. This is my brother Mohammed and my other brother Mohammed.

Posted by: ... at October 27, 2025 03:22 PM
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Weren't they on Newhart?

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 27, 2025 03:23 PM (IifOV)

77 Most leftists give none fucks about the building. It’s all show. But I think k some are genuinely upset. It’s a weird thing how some people get attached to buildings like that. Or cars.

I was selling a car to Tod one recently and when negotiating he says I promise to take very good care of it. To which I said you can douse it in gasoline and set it on fire the second I deposit your money into my account.

Same with houses I’ve sold. Once I sell it burn it to the ground for all I care. But you’ll see people asking for letters from potential buyers on how they’ll take care of it and protect the legacy of the house. Whaaaaa? My peeps it’s bricks and mortar. That’s ll. It’s not a living thing. Chilax.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 27, 2025 03:23 PM (VYKOS)

78 67 Isn't the operator of the cherrypicker on the ground?
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:21 PM (hJuCq)

Most operate from the basket.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 27, 2025 03:23 PM (urtE/)

79 Did I miss daylight savings end? How am I commenting on a post from 4:20?

Oh, 420, I get it now! Jack Straw posted this!

Posted by: Denny Crane - My poop doesn't smell. at October 27, 2025 03:23 PM (i49OE)

80 One living in a No-Go zone and other attempting to make a run for Algeria?

Definitely Amish.

Did they have a couple of 12 year old girls stuffed in a closet? That would be par for the course.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2025 03:24 PM (l0k7j)

81 Right the ground control is the backup.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:24 PM (hJuCq)

82 Amos and Zebulon Stoltzfus

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at October 27, 2025 03:24 PM (4qvWZ)

83 President Trump should do another smash n grab for his ballroom decorations.

“These jewels are mine now, Pierre!”

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 27, 2025 03:25 PM (5Uw2I)

84 You laugh, but there was a police report in Minneapolis 20 years ago now where they picked up a drunk sleeping in his car, with the legal actual name Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2025 03:23 PM (2ocoG)
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Third time's the charm.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2025 03:25 PM (krQz2)

85 Police should release them immediately! Otherwise, my French aunt will be afraid to ride Le Metro.

Posted by: The Zohan at October 27, 2025 03:25 PM (l0k7j)

86 Whoops, I meant 4:10

Posted by: Denny Crane - Trix are for Kids at October 27, 2025 03:25 PM (i49OE)

87 I’m not sure how but this is Trump’s fault and also climate change.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 27, 2025 03:25 PM (VYKOS)

88 Ace is posting to the future again.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 27, 2025 03:25 PM (n4GiU)

89 Anybody who like in Pennsylvania knows about Amish Nogo zones....

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2025 03:25 PM (krQz2)

90 I rolled my eyes at the Lupin TV series, it felt at first glance like a DEI show to "prove" that black African immigrants to Paris aren't bad. But I ended up really liking it. The lead actor has a lot of charisma.

And now it feels prophetic with the heist.

Posted by: LizLem at October 27, 2025 03:26 PM (gWBY1)

91 Right the ground control is the backup.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:24 PM (hJuCq)
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Didn't work for Major Tong.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 27, 2025 03:26 PM (xvV+O)

92 I can't believe the jewels are gone, I have a picture of me and Mamdani's Aunt looking at them.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2025 03:26 PM (n5tGW)

93 I've always found the AP to be straight shooters when it comes to factual news stories. First rate.

Posted by: Dumbass at October 27, 2025 03:26 PM (HfgjV)

94 Anybody who like in Pennsylvania knows about Amish Nogo zones....
Posted by: Axeman

Keep outta their siloes.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2025 03:26 PM (77rzZ)

95 87 I’m not sure how but this is Trump’s fault and also climate change.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 27, 2025 03:25 PM (VYKOS)

My climate changed yesterday. It's still snowing, too. Probably should have planted those bulbs last week. Oh well.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 27, 2025 03:27 PM (urtE/)

96 Anyone ever known a muslimp who didn't drink? I sure haven't.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:27 PM (hJuCq)

97 >>> The way I look at it, the muzzies are gonna have control of all those jewels in about 2 years anyway. Most of those works of arts in that building will be destroyed. It's what they do.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2025 03:21 PM (n5tGW)

"Empires rise and fall, just don't burn the paintings in the Louvre. That's all."

Posted by: LizLem at October 27, 2025 03:27 PM (gWBY1)

98 Critical Drinker reviews something that has been done so many times it's kind of hard to understand why it needed revisiting.

No, not a Kamala Harris campaign; Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein. Amazingly, he rates it very highly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7Uan3Uu3uQ

Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2025 03:27 PM (Riz8t)

99 Homer Simpson being Amish "D'oheth"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2025 03:28 PM (8RjCi)

100 DNA sampling done in under a week? I guess I would have thought it takes longer, based upon my extensive research in pulpy detective novels.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2025 03:28 PM (l0k7j)

101 Anyone ever known a muslimp who didn't drink? I sure haven't.
Posted by: Boss Moss

The Turks drank a lot. That nasty raki.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2025 03:28 PM (77rzZ)

102 70 I'm Mohammed. This is my brother Mohammed and my other brother Mohammed.
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2025 03:22 PM (AXQOo)

This would be funny except that the muzzies have fewer forks in their family tree than a two toothed Appalachian redneck.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 27, 2025 03:28 PM (N39Ws)

103 Most leftists give none fucks about the building. It’s all show. But I think k some are genuinely upset. It’s a weird thing how some people get attached to buildings like that.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 27, 2025 03:23 PM (VYKOS)
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They've used this language: DC is sacred to them.

Any lasting reminder that Trump was President--will remind them that Trump was president TWICE.

And they just can't have a lasting reminder that their sacred space was profaned twice.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2025 03:29 PM (krQz2)

104 My wife watches every crime/detective show known to man. She had this one sussed in like, 20 minutes. Before the first commercial break.

Posted by: goatexchange at October 27, 2025 03:29 PM (hyS0X)

105 You mean the thief was not a hot woman in a skin tight cat suit, hugging every inch of her taut body in a spandex caress?
I am dissappoint.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 27, 2025 03:29 PM (kTd/k)

106 CNBC: Amazon to lay off 30k corporate jobs.

Learn 2 code….oh right. Uhm I dunno learn to suck dick.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 27, 2025 03:29 PM (VYKOS)

107 I see Biden crawled out of his house for an interview. I guess that means we are due for six more weeks of fall.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2025 03:29 PM (l0k7j)

108 Peter Smith and John Williams, I bet

Posted by: Spartacus Booker at October 27, 2025 03:30 PM (Hn9/J)

109 Guillermo is Spaniard for William.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:30 PM (hJuCq)

110 107 I see Biden crawled out of his house for an interview. I guess that means we are due for six more weeks of fall.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2025 03:29 PM (l0k7j)

And he's due for six more falls.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 27, 2025 03:31 PM (N39Ws)

111 27 I wonder if a local moron.. who shall remain nameless might have cased the joint. Naaaah no food involved!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 27, 2025 03:14 PM (q70zf)

If sous vide bags and lukewarm water had been used instead of angle grinders, then you might be on to something.

Posted by: In and out in *checks watch* sixteen hours at October 27, 2025 03:31 PM (TbWk/)

112 Afternoon.

I was saddened to learn that the dapper gentleman in that one picture that was floating around was not, in fact, a French detective.

Posted by: Robert, the Love Walrus at October 27, 2025 03:31 PM (N0R2b)

113 Guillermo is Spaniard for William.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:30 PM (hJuCq)
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William Of the Lawnmower.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2025 03:31 PM (krQz2)

114 There's something amish with this case.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2025 03:31 PM (77rzZ)

115
Same with houses I’ve sold. Once I sell it burn it to the ground for all I care. But you’ll see people asking for letters from potential buyers on how they’ll take care of it and protect the legacy of the house. Whaaaaa? My peeps it’s bricks and mortar. That’s ll. It’s not a living thing. Chilax.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 27, 2025 03:23 PM (VYKOS)

The previous house we bought (in NoVA), had seven offers and our realtor told us to right a letter to the seller. "About what?" "How much you will treasure their family home..."

It worked, we got the house, but you have to wonder at people who need to essentially humiliate the people they are taking money from.

Posted by: moki at October 27, 2025 03:31 PM (wLjpr)

116 The lesson here is, obviously, spread gasoline around the theft area and light the fire before leaving. Burn the DNA samples.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2025 03:31 PM (l0k7j)

117 "This would be funny except that the muzzies have fewer forks in their family tree than a two toothed Appalachian redneck."

Now, I know you are not going to believe this - but the name "Biden?" It means "two toothed."

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 27, 2025 03:32 PM (v/YwY)

118 One on the run, the other in a no-go zone.
So I assume the other two have the jewels.
Or maybe the jewels were already passed off to their "higher ups"?

Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2025 03:32 PM (vbXSk)

119 Amazon is soon to roll out order picker droids.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:32 PM (hJuCq)

120 Isnt rule number 1 of heists don’t use public transportation to escape? Come on guys.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 27, 2025 03:32 PM (VYKOS)

121 The museum's director called ~~the incident~~ herself a "terrible failure."

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Fixed for accuracy.

Make Seppuku Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 27, 2025 03:32 PM (52caq)

122 Guillermo is Spaniard for William.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:30 PM (hJuCq)

GuillerRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRmo!

Posted by: Robert, the Love Walrus at October 27, 2025 03:32 PM (N0R2b)

123 >>> Critical Drinker reviews something that has been done so many times it's kind of hard to understand why it needed revisiting.

Some stories are evergreen because their themes are universal, and they stay alive because each new generation finds a way to make their themes speak to that generation.

Frankenstein's themes of the danger of the hubris of man/science and creating a monster you can't control is a universal lesson we haven't mastered yet.

Posted by: LizLem at October 27, 2025 03:32 PM (gWBY1)

124 116 The lesson here is, obviously, spread gasoline around the theft area and light the fire before leaving. Burn the DNA samples.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2025 03:31 PM (l0k7j)

The movie "The Town" taught us that.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 27, 2025 03:32 PM (N39Ws)

125 The Amish could have built 2 barns in the amount of time it took the French to find 2 of the 4 thieves.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 27, 2025 03:20 PM (IifOV)

I note they have not recovered the loot. Anybody want to bet the two "thieves" arrested are stooges who were planted to be arrested, while the real thieves an the loot were boarding a yacht in Marseille?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2025 03:33 PM (npFr7)

126 One thing France has that helps:

They check your passport, coming AND going.

We need that here.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 27, 2025 03:33 PM (sVOFR)

127 Amish as in ISLamish?

Posted by: night lifted at October 27, 2025 03:33 PM (/YboP)

128 BACKLASH!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Orson at October 27, 2025 03:33 PM (dIske)

129
Arrested running away to islam land.

Maybe this case will unravel like the first World Trade Center bombing in 1993, when the big break in the case was a loudmouth low IQ towelhead going to the Ryder truck rental office the next day to demand return of his deposit for the vaporized truck.

They must have rented that crane.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 27, 2025 03:33 PM (azNOR)

130 Isnt rule number 1 of heists don’t use public transportation to escape? Come on guys.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 27, 2025 03:32 PM (VYKOS)

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And Leave No Gene Behind!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 27, 2025 03:33 PM (52caq)

131 They tried and failed to torch the cherrypicker.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:33 PM (hJuCq)

132 No, not a Kamala Harris campaign; Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein. Amazingly, he rates it very highly.

I've heard it's very good.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2025 03:33 PM (2ocoG)

133 The way I look at it, the muzzies are gonna have control of all those jewels in about 2 years anyway. Most of those works of arts in that building will be destroyed. It's what they do.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2025 03:21 PM (n5tGW)

"Empires rise and fall, just don't burn the paintings in the Louvre. That's all."
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I started hearing more than a decade ago that the really famous art in the Louvre was actually great copies, and that the originals were in safe-keeping somewhere else, mostly because of the Muslims.

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2025 03:33 PM (TN0g+)

134 SCOOP: Cigna Group will eliminate prescription drug rebates in many of its commercial health plans in 2027, upending an opaque, controversial practice that’s drawn the ire of President Donald Trump.

The insurer will expand the rebate-free model to clients of its pharmacy benefits business starting in 2028.

The plan to eventually phase out rebates more broadly portends a seismic shift in the flow of billions of dollars among drugmakers, insurers and employers.

Cigna said it aims to lower patients’ costs at the pharmacy counter with up-front discounts rather than rebates collected from drugmakers long after a medication is dispensed.

https://lnkd.in/eqwHxnid

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 27, 2025 03:34 PM (UjDHi)

135 Genie lifts get delivered wherever you tell the yard. Cordless grinder/cutters sell in tool stores everywhere, the same tool the thieves use to chop out catalytic converters.

Passers by on the street thought they were seeing everyday workmen doing a job.

Mo and Haj had a great idea, but no good exit strategy.

Posted by: M. Gaga at October 27, 2025 03:34 PM (zeLd4)

136 120 Isnt rule number 1 of heists don’t use public transportation to escape? Come on guys.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 27, 2025 03:32 PM (VYKOS)

The deal was this far and no further. The deal is the deal.

Posted by: We are NOT going to Avignon... at October 27, 2025 03:35 PM (TbWk/)

137 Frankenstein's themes of the danger of the hubris of man/science and creating a monster you can't control is a universal lesson we haven't mastered yet.

Anthony Fauci to the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2025 03:35 PM (2ocoG)

138 The movie "The Town" taught us that.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 27, 2025 03:32 PM (N39Ws)
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good movie!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2025 03:35 PM (l0k7j)

139 I started hearing more than a decade ago that the really famous art in the Louvre was actually great copies, and that the originals were in safe-keeping somewhere else, mostly because of the Muslims.
Posted by: Crusader

Probably in caves in Germany b

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 27, 2025 03:35 PM (UjDHi)

140 They're lack of memory shouldn't be *our* problem:
---
Media Lies @MediasLies

MSNBC's Nicolle Wallace claimed no Democratic officials have ever called Trump Hitler.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2025 03:35 PM (krQz2)

141 Frankenstein's themes of the danger of the hubris of man/science and creating a monster you can't control is a universal lesson we haven't mastered yet.
----

History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men...

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2025 03:35 PM (TN0g+)

142 The other was arrested in the banlieu of Seine-Saint-Denis, a so-called "no-go zone" where cars are frequently incinerated during riots.

---------------

Is Seine-Saint-Denis French for Detroit?

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 27, 2025 03:35 PM (52caq)

143 Some families sent us a little sappy "Oh our daughters and our puppies will love your home and we'll cherish it and blah blah blah" letter when we sold our old place. One guy just made a higher offer than the other fifty offers we got, letter or no.

That other guy got it.

(Fun story, it turned out to be a friend of a friend of ours anyway, but none of us had any idea until afterwards)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 27, 2025 03:35 PM (JwNbV)

144 The lesson here is, obviously, spread gasoline around the theft area and light the fire before leaving. Burn the DNA samples.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2025 03:31 PM (l0k7j)

Or maybe just wear gloves and make sure you don't drool.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 27, 2025 03:36 PM (g8Ew8)

145
Frankenstein's themes of the danger of the hubris of man/science and creating a monster you can't control is a universal lesson we haven't mastered yet.

Posted by: LizLem at October 27, 2025 03:32 PM (gWBY1)

That and that man is fundamentally good and parents(creator)/environment/circumstances make him bad - essentially wiping away personal accountability for one's actions and placing the blame on others. Any wonder this is one of the left's favorite books/subject???

Posted by: moki at October 27, 2025 03:36 PM (wLjpr)

146 The insurer will expand the rebate-free model to clients of its pharmacy benefits business starting in 2028.

The plan to eventually phase out rebates more broadly portends a seismic shift in the flow of billions of dollars among drugmakers, insurers and employers.

Cigna said it aims to lower patients’ costs at the pharmacy counter with up-front discounts rather than rebates collected from drugmakers long after a medication is dispensed.

https://lnkd.in/eqwHxnid
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 27, 2025 03:34 PM (UjDHi)

That sounds good, since PBMs are basically rent-seeking middlemen that nobody really needs.

Posted by: We did FINE without them for ages at October 27, 2025 03:36 PM (TbWk/)

147 Guillermo Del Torro did a short story thing called Chifferobe of Curriosites or some such. Pretty good stuff.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:36 PM (hJuCq)

148 Not Goring this time?

Posted by: Baddie at October 27, 2025 03:37 PM (njGzd)

149 MSNBC's Nicolle Wallace claimed no Democratic officials have ever called Trump Hitler.

Steven Crowder dug up the microfische of newspapers from 1948 where the Democrats were saying Thomas Dewey was literally Hitler. The DNC hasn't had an original thought in 80 years.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2025 03:37 PM (2ocoG)

150 Have they fired the two "First Woman in this position" yet.

(they can always make money in another "position")

Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2025 03:37 PM (vbXSk)

151 If Crusader shows up here, another possibility is "Musselmen." You see that term in old translations of The Arabian Nights.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Thank you! But it turned out to be "Moslem". That word was used almost universally...until it seemingly vanished. I don't know why today I woke up and it seemed important to me.

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2025 03:38 PM (TN0g+)

152 I'm not saying anything. I'm just saying, when they don't release the perps' names, there's a very high probability the names are Amish.

Posted by: Ace at 04:10 PM

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* Cue Weird Al's parody of "Gangster's Paradise" *

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 27, 2025 03:38 PM (1nQPV)

153 Frankenstein's themes of the danger of the hubris

The modern promethius.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 27, 2025 03:38 PM (pPnok)

154
The Amish thieves were also found exporting 50 kilos of Scrapple.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 27, 2025 03:38 PM (IifOV)

155 Frankenstein's themes of the danger of the hubris of man/science and creating a monster you can't control is a universal lesson we haven't mastered yet.
Posted by: LizLem at October 27, 2025 03:32 PM (gWBY1)

If you think about it that wasn't really the issue. The issue was ole Frankie forget yo give his creation some hot monster poonrang. If the monster was getting laid everything would have worked out in the end.

Frankenstein's lesson was about how bad things get when men aren't getting any.

Posted by: Robert, the Love Walrus at October 27, 2025 03:39 PM (N0R2b)

156 140, that's not gold, that's like comedy gadolinium!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2025 03:39 PM (kHop/)

157 Paging Buck Throckmorton:

Exploding Chinese EVs are flooding markets and water parks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCh2N0NJ6M4

Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2025 03:39 PM (Riz8t)

158 If you need me to keep the Muzzies from stealing your heirlooms, you did something wrong!

Posted by: Female Head of Security of the Lourve at October 27, 2025 03:39 PM (krQz2)

159 The cops don't have the jewels back yet. I'm going with: the brains of the caper, and the loot, are still free, and two stooges are in the clink.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2025 03:40 PM (npFr7)

160 Some families sent us a little sappy "Oh our daughters and our puppies will love your home and we'll cherish it and blah blah blah" letter when we sold our old place. One guy just made a higher offer than the other fifty offers we got, letter or no.

That other guy got it.

------

Can't blame the sappy-letter crowd! When you have money, that's you use money. When you don't have money, you have to try to find another way to win.

Posted by: Crusader, Realtor at October 27, 2025 03:40 PM (TN0g+)

161 If you think about it that wasn't really the issue. The issue was ole Frankie forget yo give his creation some hot monster poonrang. If the monster was getting laid everything would have worked out in the end.

Frankenstein's lesson was about how bad things get when men aren't getting any.
Posted by: Robert, the Love Walrus at October 27, 2025 03:39 PM (N0R2b)

ooooOOOOOO sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!!!

Posted by: Quite a schwanzstucker he's got at October 27, 2025 03:40 PM (TbWk/)

162 Have they fired the two "First Woman in this position" yet.

(they can always make money in another "position")

Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2025 03:37 PM (vbXSk)

---------------

The US Secret Cervix is Hiring ...

Make "30 For 30" Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 27, 2025 03:41 PM (1nQPV)

163 If the monster was getting laid everything would have worked out in the end.

"He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble" - Dr. Peter Venkman

Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2025 03:41 PM (2ocoG)

164 Koenigsberger @Jimfrombaseball

Marine Corps Colonel: "Captain Williams, I want to give you these orders, they relieve you from active duty in the Marine Corps Reserve and assign you to your home. Ted, I understand that your future address is Fenway Park, is that correct?".

Ted Williams: "Well, as of now, that's where I'm scheduled to go, Colonel. I plan on being up there tomorrow, and needless to say I'm anxious to see if I can still hit.
With the young club the Red Sox have, if I can swing a bat at all, maybe I can help the team.
I certainly hope so."

Ted Williams Williams checks out with guard at Marine Barracks in Washington D.C. after being released from active duty!
After returning from missing three seasons for military service, in which Ted Williams won three medals of valor, Williams hit a home run on the day he returned.

For the season he hit .342/.497/.667 with 38 home runs.
Led the league in runs, walks, total bases, OBP, SLG, and OPS and won the MVP.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2025 03:41 PM (+JNKR)

165 Frankenstein the modern promethius

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 27, 2025 03:41 PM (pPnok)

166 Frankenstein's lesson was about how bad things get when men aren't getting any.
Posted by: Robert, the Love Walrus

Takes notes for any future law enforcement encounters.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2025 03:41 PM (TfUTr)

167 The Louve Boat. Soon we'll be making another run...

Posted by: Head of security getting drilled by achmed at October 27, 2025 03:42 PM (9iMwI)

168 162 Have they fired the two "First Woman in this position" yet.

(they can always make money in another "position")

Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2025 03:37 PM (vbXSk)

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The US Secret Cervix is Hiring ...

Make "30 For 30" Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 27, 2025 03:41 PM (1nQPV)

Could call the hiring incentive bonus "Cash for Gash"

Posted by: Few extra bucks for the hamwallet at October 27, 2025 03:43 PM (TbWk/)

169 For the season he hit .342/.497/.667 with 38 home runs.
Led the league in runs, walks, total bases, OBP, SLG, and OPS and won the MVP.
Posted by: Braenyard

Geez. For every three at bats, he gets on base twice.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 27, 2025 03:43 PM (UjDHi)

170
loov

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2025 03:43 PM (JADMi)

171 "...there's a very high probability the names are Amish.

Posted by: Ace at 04:10 PM"

Damn that Eli and Joshua!

Posted by: Hezikiah at October 27, 2025 03:43 PM (Y0ney)

172 >>> The previous house we bought (in NoVA), had seven offers and our realtor told us to right a letter to the seller. "About what?" "How much you will treasure their family home..."It worked, we got the house, but you have to wonder at people who need to essentially humiliate the people they are taking money from.
Posted by: moki at October 27, 2025 03:31 PM (wLjpr)

This might be the wrong crowd to share this anecdote with. But I had the pleasure of seeing the Vertigo house just down the hill from the famous Lombard Street a while back. I loved it was exactly the same as the movie. I felt like jimmy Stewart would step out of it at any moment. It was a magical moment for me.

I was horrified to go back years later and see the outside even destroyed. Some Muslim rich guy had bought it, and not respecting its legacy, had completely walled it up, changed it and desecrated it. Like of all the homes in San Francisco you can buy, you destroy the one house with a rich cinematic history?

The current social media trend of young influencers buying these gorgeous old homes and bastardizing them into some hideous HGTV tired retread with inferior materials horrifies me.

Posted by: LizLem at October 27, 2025 03:43 PM (gWBY1)

173 >>> Cigna said it aims to lower patients’ costs at the pharmacy counter with up-front discounts rather than rebates collected from drugmakers long after a medication is dispensed.

https://lnkd.in/eqwHxnid
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 27, 2025 03:34 PM (UjDHi)

That sounds good, since PBMs are basically rent-seeking middlemen that nobody really needs.
Posted by: We did FINE without them for ages at October 27, 2025 03:36 PM (TbWk/)

=======

Cigna also had a RIF of 10,000 U.S. contractors in 2025 so that it could hire 6000 FTE's in India. And they're not done yet. U.S. FTE's are next, and will start in 2026.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 27, 2025 03:43 PM (CyFyf)

174
and two stooges are in the clink.

Larry and Curly.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2025 03:44 PM (pkeXY)

175 Thank you! But it turned out to be "Moslem". That word was used almost universally...until it seemingly vanished. I don't know why today I woke up and it seemed important to me.
Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2025 03:38 PM (TN0g+)

"moslem" and "muslim" are just alternate transliterations of the same God-damned* word in Arabic.

*because they are, being slaves to Satan

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2025 03:44 PM (npFr7)

176 Jamaica about to get sandblasted for a couple days.

In case you're wondering what The Next News Cycle Crisis of All Time will be.

Posted by: eleven at October 27, 2025 03:44 PM (aTgV0)

177 Frankenstein's lesson was about how bad things get when men aren't getting any.
Posted by: Robert, the Love Walrus at October 27, 2025 03:39 PM (N0R2b)

ooooOOOOOO sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!!!
Posted by: Quite a schwanzstucker he's got at October 27, 2025 03:40 PM (TbWk/)

At least in the movies, Franky learned his lesson and tried to build the Monster a Bride...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2025 03:44 PM (mP0Kj)

178 ***Two suspects were arrested ***
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Every cop in Paris was on that case applying no small amount of pressure on every crook they knew.
Suit or no-suit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2025 03:45 PM (+JNKR)

179 The Cowardly Lyin'
---
Homeland Security @DHSgov

When asked about an illegal alien who grabbed a woman, bashed her head into a sidewalk, knocked her unconscious, and raped her, his only response was “Let’s move on.”

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2025 03:45 PM (krQz2)

180 We have our own description not included problem.

Of course like you indicated it's almost as good as giving a description.

Posted by: the way I see It at October 27, 2025 03:45 PM (EYmYM)

181 It is going to miss Haitii.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:45 PM (hJuCq)

182 The current social media trend of young influencers buying these gorgeous old homes and bastardizing them into some hideous HGTV tired retread with inferior materials horrifies me.
Posted by: LizLem at October 27, 2025 03:43 PM (gWBY1)

So you don't like shiplap?

Posted by: The Smiths are unemployed, their budget is $900K at October 27, 2025 03:45 PM (TbWk/)

183 "History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men..."

Props for the BOC reference!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 27, 2025 03:45 PM (v/YwY)

184 174
and two stooges are in the clink.

Larry and Curly.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2025 03:44 PM (pkeXY)

Klink? Col. Klink? is Sgt Schultz outside?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2025 03:45 PM (mP0Kj)

185 I note they have not recovered the loot. Anybody want to bet the two "thieves" arrested are stooges who were planted to be arrested, while the real thieves an the loot were boarding a yacht in Marseille?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2025 03:33 PM (npFr7)

The boom lift driver and the bag stuffers are left to be caught.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2025 03:45 PM (8avO+)

186 I started hearing more than a decade ago that the really famous art in the Louvre was actually great copies, and that the originals were in safe-keeping somewhere else, mostly because of the Muslims.
Posted by: Crusader

Probably in caves in Germany
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 27, 2025 03:35 PM (UjDHi)

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* golf clap *

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 27, 2025 03:45 PM (1nQPV)

187 I think what is more important is that a clerical error or hack has relisted Bridgitte Macron's name in the French national tax database as:

'Jean-Michel, known as Brigitte Macron’.

Investigators are now trying to find out how this happened since it affects public confidence in French national tax records

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2025 03:46 PM (rbvCR)

188 Oui oui.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 27, 2025 03:46 PM (abIsI)

189 The hoosegow.

Posted by: Pokey at October 27, 2025 03:46 PM (Y0ney)

190 "moslem" and "muslim" are just alternate transliterations of the same God-damned* word in Arabic.

It was a running joke at one time that there were at least 3 different transliterations of Ghadaffi's name in common use by the media at the same time.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2025 03:46 PM (2ocoG)

191 Clink is another word for rick and nick

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:46 PM (hJuCq)

192 Shemp >> Larry >> Curly

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 27, 2025 03:47 PM (abIsI)

193 It is going to miss Haitii.
Posted by: Boss Moss

At some point, you've beat Haiti up enough.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 27, 2025 03:47 PM (UjDHi)

194 Media Lies @MediasLies

MSNBC's Nicolle Wallace claimed no Democratic officials have ever called Trump Hitler.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2025 03:35 PM (krQz2)

Nicolle Wallace can claim she's the sexiest woman on tv. Same level of horseshit.

Posted by: RickZ at October 27, 2025 03:47 PM (gKDq2)

195 Klink? Col. Klink? is Sgt Schultz outside?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2025 03:45 PM (mP0Kj)
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He saw NOTHING!

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2025 03:47 PM (krQz2)

196
Geez. For every three at bats, he gets on base twice.
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 27, 2025 03:43 PM (UjDHi)

The OBP is 500 not 667 but still half the time is pretty crazy

Posted by: ... at October 27, 2025 03:47 PM (AXQOo)

197 It was a running joke at one time that there were at least 3 different transliterations of Ghadaffi's name in common use by the media at the same time.
Posted by: Ian S.

There are many, many ways to transliterate Ghadafi's name, depending on which dialect you use and other factors.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2025 03:47 PM (77rzZ)

198 I preferred the term "Mohamedan."

Posted by: Ghost of Churchill at October 27, 2025 03:48 PM (Y0ney)

199 It is going to miss Haitii.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Unlike the rest of us.

Posted by: ... at October 27, 2025 03:48 PM (AXQOo)

200 Posted by: LizLem at October 27, 2025 03:43 PM (gWBY1

Don't say this to a Lefty as they will say' see this is just how I feel about Trump and his ballroom' .

But probably not said as nice.

Posted by: the way I see It at October 27, 2025 03:48 PM (EYmYM)

201 It is going to miss Haitii.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:45 PM (hJuCq)
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Haiti has no home here.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2025 03:48 PM (krQz2)

202 "The boom lift driver and the bag stuffers are left to be caught."

But they would know the other two. And probably the other two know the ones above them. Protocol says all four should be executed by the chief thief, for security. Leave no witnesses.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2025 03:49 PM (vbXSk)

203 ""History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men..."

Props for the BOC reference!
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming"

Best crank the volume to 20 in your car song evar.

Posted by: eleven at October 27, 2025 03:49 PM (aTgV0)

204 It was a running joke at one time that there were at least 3 different transliterations of Ghadaffi's name in common use by the media at the same time.
Posted by: Ian S.

Forget Ghadaffi, I'm more interested in the well being of his bodyguard brigade.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 27, 2025 03:49 PM (abIsI)

205 Al Queda is another one.

Posted by: the way I see It at October 27, 2025 03:49 PM (EYmYM)

206 Transhitlerations? Is that what that Maine guy is running on?

Posted by: ... at October 27, 2025 03:49 PM (AXQOo)

207 176 Jamaica about to get sandblasted for a couple days.

In case you're wondering what The Next News Cycle Crisis of All Time will be.
Posted by: eleven
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It's further from Jamaica now than it was last night. It's also on a more westerly course. That course will take it to Yucatan. You know what happens when hurricanes sling-shot past the Yucatan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2025 03:49 PM (+JNKR)

208 Haiti is not a family value.

Posted by: Or so I've heard at October 27, 2025 03:49 PM (Y0ney)

209 Hurricane Melissa McCartney is still on a rampage? Someone give her a donut!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2025 03:50 PM (bmcLt)

210 The boom lift driver and the bag stuffers are left to be caught.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2025 03:45 PM (8avO+)

If I were planning a caper like that, I would be sure to recruit one or more sap criminals to take minor and non-essential roles in the robbery, but whose main purpose, unbeknownst to them, of course, would be to get caught early on, thereby providing cover for me and the trusted henchmen to make good our escape.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2025 03:50 PM (npFr7)

211 "History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men..."

Props for the BOC reference!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 27, 2025 03:45 PM (v/YwY)

--------------------

"Needs more cowbell!"

/forget it, I'm rollin' ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 27, 2025 03:50 PM (1nQPV)

212 The Left would get rid of the WH in a heartbeat. They're such liars.

Posted by: ... at October 27, 2025 03:50 PM (AXQOo)

213 Belize?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:50 PM (hJuCq)

214 They don't even like the country when their guy isn't in charge but they're feigning attachment to the White House?

Posted by: ... at October 27, 2025 03:51 PM (AXQOo)

215 Posted by: Quite a schwanzstucker he's got at October 27, 2025 03:40 PM

That goes without saying.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2025 03:51 PM (ySpAZ)

216 >>> Jamaica about to get sandblasted for a couple days.

In case you're wondering what The Next News Cycle Crisis of All Time will be.
Posted by: eleven

=====

So, no Olympic bobsled team in the 2026?

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 27, 2025 03:51 PM (CyFyf)

217 Haiti is not a family value.

Posted by: Or so I've heard at October 27, 2025 03:49 PM (Y0ney)

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Haiti Has No Home Here!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 27, 2025 03:51 PM (1nQPV)

218 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2025 03:50 PM (npFr7)

Is that you Thomas Crowne?

Posted by: the way I see It at October 27, 2025 03:51 PM (EYmYM)

219 Frankenstein the modern promethius
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 27, 2025 03:41 PM (pPnok)

at some point do Victor and Clerval flee down a mountain in Switzerland while a windmill, tossed by the Monster, overtakes them from behind?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2025 03:51 PM (rbvCR)

220 " It's also on a more westerly course. That course will take it to Yucatan. "

Last I saw (this morning) it was slowing to 2 mph, which they thought usually indicates a change in direction (to the north).

Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2025 03:51 PM (vbXSk)

221 Bwahahahahahahaha!

NOAA Hurricane website:

"The US government is closed. This site will not be updated".

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 27, 2025 03:52 PM (UjDHi)

222 I read somewhere they were hired to rob the Louvre. Consignment?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:52 PM (hJuCq)

223 Belize stop making these Haiti puns. Jamaican me ill.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2025 03:52 PM (77rzZ)

224 Belize?
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:50 PM (hJu

Niger Belize

Posted by: the way I see It at October 27, 2025 03:52 PM (EYmYM)

225 NOAA did rename the Gulf, The Gulf of America.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 27, 2025 03:53 PM (UjDHi)

226
J'Accuse...!

Posted by: Zola at October 27, 2025 03:53 PM (XeU6L)

227 Belize?
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:50 PM (hJuCq)

20 bucks same as in town

Posted by: ... at October 27, 2025 03:53 PM (AXQOo)

228 Belize stop making these Haiti puns. Jamaican me ill.
Posted by: Bulg

We're done here, nobody gonna beat that.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2025 03:54 PM (TfUTr)

229 *Looks at timestamp*

*Looks at watch*

*Scratches head*

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 27, 2025 03:54 PM (LxER7)

230 I read somewhere they were hired to rob the Louvre. Consignment?
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:52 PM (hJuCq)

Hot rodders used to cut louvers in the hood.

Now hoods are robbing the Louvre.

Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2025 03:54 PM (npFr7)

231 The current social media trend of young influencers buying these gorgeous old homes and bastardizing them into some hideous HGTV tired retread with inferior materials horrifies me.

Posted by: LizLem at October 27, 2025 03:43 PM (gWBY1)

Horrifies me even more. I worked in a lot of old houses. The materials alone would cost a king's ransom to buy and reproduce. These asshats rip it all out and replace it with particle board and fingerjoint hell.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2025 03:54 PM (snZF9)

232 It should hit a cold front preventing it from hitting the US.

Posted by: the way I see It at October 27, 2025 03:54 PM (EYmYM)

233 *Looks at Melissa's path*

I've seen drunks walk straighter than that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2025 03:54 PM (bmcLt)

234 "
It's further from Jamaica now than it was last night. It's also on a more westerly course. That course will take it to Yucatan. You know what happens when hurricanes sling-shot past the Yucatan.

Posted by: Braenyard "

Time travel?

Posted by: eleven at October 27, 2025 03:54 PM (aTgV0)

235 It looks like Melissa is turning NE and is going to hump Jamaica head on.

And it's going to truly fornicate Cuba on Tuesday/Wednesday.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 27, 2025 03:55 PM (UjDHi)

236 We should send Jamaica cases of canned jerk chicken seeing as that's all they eat there. Well, that and weed.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 27, 2025 03:55 PM (abIsI)

237 Lake Pipi Caca.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 03:55 PM (hJuCq)

238 >>> Maybe this case will unravel like the first World Trade Center bombing in 1993, when the big break in the case was a loudmouth low IQ towelhead going to the Ryder truck rental office the next day to demand return of his deposit for the vaporized truck.

It's such an amazing heist and is capturing the imagination of the world. I figured we'd eventually find out who the Louvre thieves are, because they wouldn't be able to stand pulling off such a cool heist and no one knows they were the ones that did it. Out of sheer ego, someone will brag.

Posted by: LizLem at October 27, 2025 03:55 PM (gWBY1)

239 *Looks at timestamp*

*Looks at watch*

*Scratches head*

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

As a left coaster, I refuse to do the math.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 27, 2025 03:56 PM (TfUTr)

240 Belize?
Posted by: Boss Moss
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I have an empty Belikin bottle. Been there, done that.

The national beer of Belize is Belikin, produced by the Belize Brewing Company.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2025 03:56 PM (XeU6L)

241 "I've seen drunks walk straighter than that.
Posted by: Anna Puma "

https://youtu.be/Xvj4Ud-RKrM

It's a timeless classic.

Posted by: eleven at October 27, 2025 03:56 PM (aTgV0)

242 And it's going to truly fornicate Cuba on Tuesday/Wednesday.
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 27, 2025 03:55 PM (UjDHi)

All the electricity will go out! Oh, wait....

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2025 03:56 PM (npFr7)

243 So Cuba is gonna be CUBAR?

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2025 03:57 PM (77rzZ)

244 The current social media trend of young influencers buying these gorgeous old homes and bastardizing them into some hideous HGTV tired retread with inferior materials horrifies me.

Posted by: LizLem

Moar please.

Posted by: Ship Lap Dealers United at October 27, 2025 03:57 PM (abIsI)

245 202 "The boom lift driver and the bag stuffers are left to be caught."

But they would know the other two. And probably the other two know the ones above them. Protocol says all four should be executed by the chief thief, for security. Leave no witnesses.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2025 03:49 PM (vbXSk)

Probably already taken care of.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoSHQ's at October 27, 2025 03:57 PM (A2n3G)

246 Maybe the crime rate will drop:

Belize's crime rate is a concern, with violent crime and homicides being particularly high compared to many other countries. However, recent data shows a significant decrease in major crimes and homicides in 2024, with the country no longer ranking among the top 10 most violent in Latin America.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2025 03:57 PM (XeU6L)

247 The national beer of Belize is Belikin, produced by the Belize Brewing Company.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2025 03:56 PM (XeU6L)

Seamus Muldoon to the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2025 03:58 PM (npFr7)

248 209 Hurricane Melissa McCartney is still on a rampage? Someone give her a donut!
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2025 03:50 PM (bmcLt)

Hurricane Monica Lewinsky stopped blowing?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 27, 2025 03:58 PM (N39Ws)

249 Belize was a British colony. They speak English there. So it's not part of Latin America.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2025 03:58 PM (77rzZ)

250 Yay cultural enrichment!

Even the mass media from this event won't get the retarded Europeans to understand they're losing their continent to the trash their ancestors died to fight off centuries earlier.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 27, 2025 03:59 PM (TdN3k)

251 The current social media trend of young influencers buying these gorgeous old homes and bastardizing them into some hideous HGTV tired retread with inferior materials horrifies me.

Posted by: LizLem
------

Don't worry, a nice coat of Millennial gray on the exterior will add appeal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2025 03:59 PM (XeU6L)

252 Apparently Biden emerged and got a lifetime achievement award from the Edward Kennedy Center. He made another angry speech minus the red curtains and the dark interior. Gateway Pundit had an article.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2025 03:59 PM (rZCVI)

253 They don't even like the country when their guy isn't in charge but they're feigning attachment to the White House?
--------

And the last time "their" guy was in the White House they had a topless tranny prancing across the White House lawn.

Posted by: Crusader, Realtor at October 27, 2025 04:00 PM (TN0g+)

254 >>> They don't even like the country when their guy isn't in charge but they're feigning attachment to the White House? Posted by: ... at October 27, 2025 03:51 PM (AXQOo)

2015: the WH was built by slaves, how horrible it is the first black president and First Lady have to live there. So oppressive.

2025: noooo, how can Trump desecrate such an important and amazing building???

Posted by: LizLem at October 27, 2025 04:00 PM (gWBY1)

255 >>Belize was a British colony. They speak English there. So it's not part of Latin America

That would come as a surprise to the people of Belize.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2025 04:00 PM (viF8m)

256 That would come as a surprise to the people of Belize.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2025 04:00 PM (viF8m)

And to all the mapmakers.

Posted by: the way I see It at October 27, 2025 04:01 PM (EYmYM)

257 Seamus Muldoon to the white courtesy phone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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There once was a beer from Belize...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2025 04:01 PM (XeU6L)

258 LizLem

I know, those 'flippers' are vandals.

"We didn't like this gorgeous handcrafted wooden staircase, so we got rid of it."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2025 04:01 PM (bmcLt)

259 I have some Belkin chargers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 04:02 PM (hJuCq)

260 That would come as a surprise to the people of Belize.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2025 04:00 PM (viF8m)

So they consider themselves part of Latin America?

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2025 04:03 PM (77rzZ)

261
"We didn't like this gorgeous handcrafted wooden staircase, so we got rid of it."
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I watched in horror as a new couple down the street had wormy Chestnut paneling ripped out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2025 04:03 PM (XeU6L)

262 Looks like they rounded up the usual suspects.

Posted by: Louis Renault at October 27, 2025 04:03 PM (4RPgu)

263 British Honduras was the last duty station for the last four GR.3 Harriers in RAF service.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2025 04:04 PM (bmcLt)

264 >>So they consider themselves part of Latin America?

Belize is part of Latin America.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2025 04:04 PM (viF8m)

265 The Amish this time? Probably those dastardly Presbyterians put the Amish up to the theft.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at October 27, 2025 04:04 PM (UJMvS)

266 Thank God they didn't burn down any Cathedrals.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 27, 2025 04:05 PM (jFCkp)

267 I recall when Cigna bought Express Scripts. My boss described ES as a shitty company in a shitty business bought at a shitty price.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 27, 2025 04:05 PM (wBaIH)

268 Seamus Muldoon to the white courtesy phone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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There once was a beer from Belize...
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Who made everyone who drank it sneeze...

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 27, 2025 04:06 PM (UjDHi)

269 Hey! Joe Biden is still "alive."

They weekend at Bernied him to give a speech. From GatewayPundit which has this as top story.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 27, 2025 04:07 PM (Sco7b)

270 Protestants are using the Amish as muscle.

Posted by: connected and litigious at October 27, 2025 04:07 PM (s9EN2)

271 The other day someone in the Grocery Store mentioned to me that the Government has been shut down for a month !

I told them I did not notice that the government was shut down...

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 27, 2025 04:07 PM (J9q9v)

272 "We didn't like this gorgeous handcrafted wooden staircase, so we got rid of it."
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I watched in horror as a new couple down the street had wormy Chestnut paneling ripped out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2025 04:03 PM (XeU6L)
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House I grew up in had a custom fireplace, pedestal, could take 4' log, enormous metal hood, great focal point. Irreplaceable, because the people who built it were no longer around and, well, CA.

Torn out by the new owner.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at October 27, 2025 04:07 PM (UJMvS)

273 Of course it was Moose Limbs.

Posted by: XTC at October 27, 2025 04:08 PM (UnA8+)

274 Well, I am waiting for artifacts to start firebombed the construction.

Probably not, they might get shot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 27, 2025 04:08 PM (zZu0s)

275 229 *Looks at timestamp*

*Looks at watch*

*Scratches head*

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 27, 2025 03:54 PM (LxER7)
_____________________________

*Looks at the tramp stamp*
*Looks at watch*
*Realizes he pawned watch for some real choice crack*
*Scratches head and a piece of hair comes off"

Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 27, 2025 04:08 PM (dIske)

276 262 Looks like they rounded up the usual suspects.
Posted by: Louis Renault at October 27, 2025 04:03 PM (4RPgu)

And likely Major Strasser is still dead.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 27, 2025 04:08 PM (YlWIZ)

277 The VA has sent me an email appointment notice as an attachment...a .ics file. WTF? I weary of the assumption that
everyone has a smart phone, or Win 12, or Apple whatever.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2025 04:09 PM (XeU6L)

278 Decided show, me's know help interesting my right web miss, the paragraph about what least fruitful what there's and for, same was posting kids types and posts

Posted by: dubai vacation packages at October 27, 2025 04:09 PM (M/zau)

279 There once was a beer from Belize
That made everyone drop to their knees
It looked frothy and green
With an unnatural sheen
And was 80% antifreeze

Posted by: Limericks on spec at October 27, 2025 04:09 PM (TbWk/)

280 Makes sense.
Whenever I perform a heist, I always lay low in Algeria.

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2025 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

281
Torn out by the new owner.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at October 27, 2025 04:07 PM (UJMvS)

You can't build a wood burning fireplace anymore, why would they do that?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 27, 2025 04:10 PM (TmEds)

282 Is it just me or have we had a sudden influx of spam?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 27, 2025 04:10 PM (zZu0s)

283 >>Hi everyone, it's my first visit at this web page, and paragraph is in fact fruitful in support of me, keep up posting these types of posts.

Threadwinner

Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2025 04:10 PM (OuEQR)

284 Have they investigated George Clooney yet?

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2025 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

285 Vacation in Dubai?

No thanks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 27, 2025 04:11 PM (zZu0s)

286 There once was a beer from Belize,
made everyone drinking it sneeze.
And (much worse than that)
grow uncommonly fat
till putting on pants was a squeeze!

Posted by: Shen Nan I Gan at October 27, 2025 04:11 PM (wKw1c)

287 Mohammed Yoder

Posted by: profligatewaste at October 27, 2025 04:11 PM (/OH4u)

288 Nood

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 27, 2025 04:11 PM (N1DT3)

289 Hurricane Melissa via Earthwinds.

Scroll in, scroll out, move around the globe, too, if you so desire.

https://tinyurl.com/57sybtey

Posted by: one hour sober at October 27, 2025 04:11 PM (Y1sOo)

290 283 >>Hi everyone, it's my first visit at this web page, and paragraph is in fact fruitful in support of me, keep up posting these types of posts.

Threadwinner
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2025 04:10 PM (OuEQR)

Points off for no "please send $___ to cover all modalities" or "remain blessed."

Posted by: Stylebook requirements MEAN something at October 27, 2025 04:12 PM (TbWk/)

291 >>> 261
"We didn't like this gorgeous handcrafted wooden staircase, so we got rid of it."
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I watched in horror as a new couple down the street had wormy Chestnut paneling ripped out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2025 04:03 PM (XeU6L)

If you wanted to buy that from someone who was otherwise going to toss it, what (besides paneling) could you use it for?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2025 04:12 PM (ULPxl)

292 Is it just me or have we had a sudden influx of spam?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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'reflux'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2025 04:12 PM (XeU6L)

293
You can't build a wood burning fireplace anymore, why would they do that?
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 27, 2025 04:10 PM (TmEds)
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Stupidity.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at October 27, 2025 04:12 PM (UJMvS)

294 There once was a beer from Belize...
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Who made everyone who drank it sneeze...
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 27, 2025 04:06 PM (UjDHi)
___________________________

I got this:

There once was a beer from Belize;
It had a tendency to lead to some sleaze;
Your memory would skate;
As would your date;
And now it really hurts when he pees.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 27, 2025 04:13 PM (dIske)

295 If I were planning a caper like that, I would be sure to recruit one or more sap criminals to take minor and non-essential roles in the robbery, but whose main purpose, unbeknownst to them, of course, would be to get caught early on, thereby providing cover for me and the trusted henchmen to make good our escape.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2025 03:50 PM (npFr7)
----
That was basically the Joker's strategy in the bank heist at the beginning of the film. Have all his henchmen take each other out when their part of the heist was done. Then he's the only one with the loot and no accomplices left alive to rat him out.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2025 04:14 PM (IBQGV)

296 Hi everyone, it's my first visit at this web page
.....

recommend you buy the Platinum Plan

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2025 04:16 PM (UjdFS)

297 Hopefully the French will guillotine the pair
I doubt it though

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2025 04:23 PM (+qU29)

298 Nood
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 27, 2025 04:11 PM (N1DT3)

=====

An undernood, even!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2025 04:27 PM (DRSnL)

299 I read an account where the non-Algerian-bound suspect is from Mali.

Posted by: mrp at October 27, 2025 04:28 PM (rj6Yv)

300 Gitmo is gonna get drenched.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 27, 2025 04:29 PM (jc0TO)

301 Somehow it has to be Trump's fault for this robbery..........

Will MSNBC, CNN, FOX, ABC, CBS please provide excuses soon as possible.........

Thank You
Hakeem Jefferies

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 27, 2025 04:32 PM (J9q9v)

302 I'm sure that this so-called robbery was simply a legitimate effort by these two members of an oppressed community to reappropriate wealth by stolen by capitalist colonizers.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at October 27, 2025 04:32 PM (33efi)

303 I just... the nads on these guys, bash in a window with a ladder, grab crap and run LOL I love it somehow

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2025 04:33 PM (dfIr7)

304 No names because they are Foreigners?

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2025 04:41 PM (+qU29)

305
They climbed up the walls like mienkees and lit a bimb.

Posted by: Inspector C at October 27, 2025 04:49 PM (EDXEh)

306 My guess: perp last names are either Anderson or Christianson.
All the baddest of the bad end in 'son' and enjoy pickled fish.

Posted by: LASue at October 27, 2025 04:51 PM (lCppi)

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