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Sunday Overnight Open Thread - October 26, 2025 [Doof]
Do "Man Cards" Expire With Age? If not, this old timer better turn his in! 95-Year-Old Man Starts Taylor Swift Fan Club in Retirement Home
Taylor Swift just released her latest album The Life of a Showgirl and her popularity has reached every demographics—including a certain 95-year-old in a Nebraska retirement home. Frank Uryasz is a resident at the Remington Heights Retirement Community in Omaha. He was talking to a worker one day who expressed disappointment that Swift had never responded to any of her fan letters. Frank wanted to do something about it. “I know some people,” the 95-year-old said in an interview with Omaha’s KETV. He started a Taylor Swift fan club and worked to spread the word as far and wide as he could. Membership kept snowballing, from 10 members to 20 and, soon, into the triple digits. *** The club is preparing to deliver a big envelope to Taylor’s team in Kansas City, where her fiancee, Travis Kelce, plays NFL football for the Chiefs. There’s a letter typed for Taylor and Kelce that includes marriage advice from Frank, who is a lifelong Chiefs fan. There’s a letter for quarterback Patrick Mahomes in the envelope too, along with photos of the newest—some might say oldest—Swiftie fan club. Frank is having fun just thinking about all of them showing up to the Remington Heights building someday. And maybe that’s the whole point: you’re never too old to dream. “We’re having a wonderful time with this,” he said.Dude. Seriously - DUDE!!! ----- This grandma can probably kick Grandpa Swiftie's ass! 80-Year-Old Grandma Who Learned to Swim at 59 Just Became Oldest Ever Female Ironman Finisher
With every step toward the finish line, Natalie Grabow was proving it’s never too late to get started. Earlier this month, the 80-year-old grandmother from Mountain Lakes, New Jersey, became the oldest woman to ever finish the punishing Ironman World Championship triathlon in Kailua-Kona, Hawaii. She swam 2.4 miles—even though she never learned to swim until she was almost 60—then she pedaled 112 miles on a bicycle and immediately ran a full 26.2-mile marathon to make history.News segment video clip at the link.
California man successfully restores one of the first ever mercedes-benz from 1886 and gets it to start again 🔥 pic.twitter.com/rIpWJg2Afa
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) October 21, 2025
Hi Kwality!
LMAOpic.twitter.com/x4vg9qMuc4
— Community Notes & Violations (@CNviolations) October 26, 2025
Fellas - have you considered Korea?!
BRB, moving to Korea: pic.twitter.com/7hsx2UumPP
— AlphaFox (@Alphafox7October 24, 2025
Lots of Nancyisms to unpack here.
— CeCe (@cecegkh) October 25, 2025
1. She said it’s not a clean CR, but isn’t this the same CR they continued to pass through Biden’s term?
2. What reforms? The republicans have been very clear about the reforms they want to make.
3. Republicans shutdown the government? I am… pic.twitter.com/yqMJWKbzVX
Ah, fall 2025—when the air crisps up like a fresh apple cider donut, pumpkin spice everything reigns supreme, and suddenly, your sandal collection feels as out-of-place as flip-flops at a hayride. Enter the boot: fashion's coziest co-conspirator, ready to stomp through crunchy leaves, dodge rogue acorns, and turn every sidewalk into a runway. From slouchy boho dreams to equestrian vibes, we've rounded up the boots that have us swooning. Buckle up—or should we say, lace up—for our cheeky review of the kicks that scream "autumn slay" without whispering "wardrobe malfunction." Slouchy Boots: The Boho Slacker That Says "I'm Effortlessly Effortful"
Picture this: You're channeling your inner '70s free spirit, but with a 2025 twist that involves zero patchouli. Slouchy boots are back from their 2010s hiatus, courtesy of Louis Vuitton's surprise boho drop. These knee-high wonders wrinkle and bunch perfectly imperfect, pairing flawlessly with midi skirts. Princess Kate was seen wearing this trend during a visit to Northern Ireland.
Burgundy Beauties: The Wine-Stained Sirens of Subtle Drama
Burgundy isn't just fall's color du jour, it's the boot shade that's equal parts vampy romance and I spilled merlot on my soul. Seen strutting at Hermès and Max Mara, these deep-red darlings flatter every skin tone like a magical filter, making your legs look endlessly elongated and eternally elegant. Zara Tindall was seen wearing Dune London Suede boots in burgundy recently. The bag is also Dune London, the skirt and jacket are The Fold London Napier Boiled Wool in Navy.
Equestrian Elegance: Gallop Into Fall With Polo-Ready Panache
Saddle up for fall's equestrian-inspired boots, where countryside charm meets city sophistication, straight from the stables of Gucci, Tory Burch and of course, Hermes. These polished, riding-style boots boast sleek lines, structured silhouettes, and subtle hardware—like buckles or stirrup details—that whisper "I summer in the Hamptons" without the trust fund. Perfect for pairing with tailored blazers or cozy sweater dresses, they bring a refined yet adventurous vibe, like you’re one canter away from a countryside.
Our SLOTUS has been in Israel this week looking fabulous, her style is really starting to elevate as she becomes more comfortable with her role. She wore 2 outfits from Anthropology :
On October 22, she, along with the VP, meet with Israeli President Isaac Herzog and his wife Michal Herzog. The meeting took place at the Beit Hanassi presidential residence. Usha Vance wore Alice & Olivia Breann Long Fitted Blazer and Alice & Olivia Tisa Mid-Rise Boot-Cut Pants. I can’t tell the shoes.
Hadrian's Wall served as the most northerly frontier of the Roman Empire for 300 years. The wall is located in northern England, runs for about 74 miles (118 kilometers) between Bowness-on-Solway in the west and Wallsend in the east. Construction started around A.D. 122, after a visit to Britain by Emperor Hadrian (reign A.D. 117 to 138 ), who was determined to consolidate the Roman Empire's borders. England and Wales had both fallen to Roman control by A.D. 61 when the Iceni queen, Boudica, was defeated. Scotland, however, had successfully resisted Roman attempts at conquest thanks to a people called the "Caledonians" who thwarted attempts by Roman legions to take permanent control of the Scottish lowlands. The wall was Hadrian's attempt to establish a defensible border between southern Britain and the unconquered north. Built using local materials by Roman soldiers from the II, VI and XX legions, the wall's initial fortifications were finished within a few years and were staffed mainly by auxiliary (non-Roman citizen) units.Much more at the link. Long and interesting article!
(from thisdayinmusic.com) Born on this date in 1967: Australian and American country singer, songwriter and guitarist Keith Urban, whose commercial success has been mainly in the United States and Australia.
Born on this date in 1963: American singer-songwriter Natalie Merchant, from the American alternative rock band 10,000 Maniacs, which was founded in 1981.
Born on this date in 1953: Keith Strickland, guitar, keyboards, drums, with the American new wave band The B-52's.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mindful webworker - bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran... at October 26, 2025 10:01 PM (K0Os3)
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Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2025 10:02 PM (JkO4W)
https://w.wiki/FpNV
Posted by: mindful webworker - who's on first? ME at October 26, 2025 10:03 PM (K0Os3)
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2025 10:03 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2025 10:04 PM (0RiMX)
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Second look at majority vote assisted suicide?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2025 10:05 PM (0RiMX)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2025 10:05 PM (snZF9)
I understand the more recent invasion via the airports did England in.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2025 10:06 PM (cYBz/)
Sometimes in my tent, late at night, I think I can hear the stars scraping against the sky. —Rick Yancey
Posted by: mindful webworker
For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2025 10:08 PM (pkeXY)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at October 26, 2025 10:08 PM (w3u3d)
Look at that picture. If you were that guy, what wouldn't you do if it meant those young cuties hanging around with you?
Posted by: Oddbob at October 26, 2025 10:08 PM (3nLb4)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 26, 2025 10:09 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Berserker
No fair posting threadwinners in the top 20!
Posted by: mikeski at October 26, 2025 10:09 PM (nhCoE)
The cheerleader at the end is Kim Jeongwon. Don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2025 10:09 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2025 10:08 PM (pkeXY)
You are not of Yonanda!
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2025 10:10 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: browndog head cocked to the side at October 26, 2025 10:10 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Adriane the Eyes Always Closed in Pictures Critic . . . at October 26, 2025 10:10 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2025 10:10 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at October 26, 2025 10:10 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: 95 year old man at October 26, 2025 10:10 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2025 10:04 PM (0RiMX)
When, and more importantly, HOW did you get a tilde-enabled membership?
Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2025 10:10 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 26, 2025 10:10 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2025 10:10 PM (0RiMX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2025 10:10 PM (LbMjz)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2025 10:11 PM (Riz8t)
A blonde sees a thermos cup and asks, "What's that for?" She gets the answer, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
Later, another blonde sees her with one and asks, "What's that for?" She answers, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
"So what do you have in there?"
"Two Popsicles and a cup of coffee."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2025 10:11 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: KCSteve at October 26, 2025 10:11 PM (bxAlI)
: -))
Posted by: Adriane the Eyes Always Closed in Pictures Critic . . . at October 26, 2025 10:11 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Berserker
No fair posting threadwinners in the top 20!
Posted by: mikeski at October 26, 2025 10:09 PM (nhCoE)
I don't know, I'm kinda liking this one lol-
Second look at majority vote assisted suicide?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2025 10:05 PM (0RiMX)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2025 10:12 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: 496 at October 26, 2025 10:12 PM (EDXUr)
Posted by: Methos at October 26, 2025 10:12 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at October 26, 2025 10:10 PM (n9ltV)
Infomercial guy Phil Swift >>>>>>>>>>>>> Taylor Swift
Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2025 10:13 PM (QMAsf)
Despite the noise, we are living in amazing time. Waited all my life for this and I am enjoying the hell out of every single moment. We are the people we've been waiting for.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2025 10:13 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Archimedes
I was wondering about that one myself.
Considering we haven't heard about any wars or plagues killing off all the Korean men, I can only assume this video is propaganda produced by the Korean women, who consume men like praying mantises.
Posted by: mikeski at October 26, 2025 10:13 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2025 10:13 PM (Riz8t)
Great photo up top. Very moody.
Thanks to Piper for the boot fashion!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 26, 2025 10:13 PM (kB9dk)
Good stuff in the content. The caption on the early mercedes video is a little off. It is a replica driven in Germany by a MBZ museum employee. A random guy in CA did not stumble onto the oldest car ever made and managed to wrangle it back to life.
Posted by: TRex - automotive dino at October 26, 2025 10:13 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2025 10:10 PM (0RiMX)
From that time, it was mostly road apples.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 26, 2025 10:13 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: The Pilot at October 26, 2025 10:13 PM (M+4Y9)
Posted by: Adriane the Eyes Always Closed in Pictures Critic . . . at October 26, 2025 10:13 PM (3ZUWJ)
Thank you for most excellent ONT Doof!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 26, 2025 10:13 PM (QGaXH)
I don't get the Taylor Swift adoration.
If it wasn't for the internet would we even know about most of those assholes?
Yes, I'm very old and set in my ways, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at October 26, 2025 10:14 PM (3ek7K)
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Or an invite to join the Chinese army.
Either way, if you're going to have a fantasy, it might as well be a good one.
Posted by: Methos at October 26, 2025 10:14 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 26, 2025 10:15 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2025 10:04 PM (0RiMX)
When, and more importantly, HOW did you get a tilde-enabled membership?
Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2025 10:10 PM (QMAsf)
From tilde-ing at wiñdmills.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 26, 2025 10:15 PM (Ji2w3)
Posted by: TRex - automotive dino at October 26, 2025 10:13 PM (IQ6Gq)
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I figured it was one of those "barn finds" that keep turning up on the internet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2025 10:15 PM (0RiMX)
Posted by: mindful webworker - What's a tailor shift anyway? at October 26, 2025 10:15 PM (K0Os3)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2025 10:13 PM (Riz8t)
Money and power and power and money and money and power and castles and money and expensive cars and power and money and.....
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2025 10:15 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2025 10:15 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2025 10:05 PM (0RiMX)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2025 10:12 PM (snZF9)
Death by Snu-snu.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 26, 2025 10:15 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: TRex - automotive dino at October 26, 2025 10:13 PM (IQ6Gq)
It was on the internet so it has to be true.
Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2025 10:15 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2025 10:15 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 26, 2025 10:16 PM (hFJdg)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at October 26, 2025 10:10 PM (n9ltV)
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That explains a lot.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2025 10:16 PM (LbMjz)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2025 10:10 PM (LbMjz)
Howdy SF!
Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2025 10:17 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: mikeski
Start vacation with two kidneys, end it with one.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 26, 2025 10:17 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: PabloD at October 26, 2025 10:17 PM (j5I5n)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2025 10:18 PM (LbMjz)
Posted by: 496 at October 26, 2025 10:12 PM (EDXUr)
Thanks! Good to see you!
Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2025 10:18 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2025 10:08 PM (pkeXY)
One of my favorite episodes from TOS, the only one, true series.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 26, 2025 10:18 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2025 10:15 PM (Riz8t)
If he becomes president, you will never hear about, nor see his wife in any media. She will be disappeared.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 26, 2025 10:19 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2025 10:13 PM (Riz8t)
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To be fair, in his youth William was very cute. He just hit the wall early and hard.
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at October 26, 2025 10:19 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Cicero
HOW did you get a tilde-enabled membership?
Posted by: Doof
By joining the Enya fan club, of course.
Posted by: mikeski at October 26, 2025 10:19 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: TRex - automotive dino at October 26, 2025 10:13 PM (IQ6Gq)
You mean it wasn't a barn find?
Posted by: Joemarine at October 26, 2025 10:20 PM (y171U)
80-Year-Old Grandma Who Learned to Swim at 59 Just Became Oldest Ever Female Ironman Finisher
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She has an advantage over men who broke their backs providing for their families.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 26, 2025 10:20 PM (ES1Rb)
Despite the noise, we are living in amazing time. Waited all my life for this and I am enjoying the hell out of every single moment. We are the people we've been waiting for.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2025 10:13 PM (viF8m)
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Trump continues to perform the most amazing things. Still not tired of winning!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 26, 2025 10:20 PM (kB9dk)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2025 10:20 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: The Pilot at October 26, 2025 10
You will figure out my creative spelling is truly a sign of genius. You will also appreciate it more to know I own the same pants she is wearing and 60% of what I wore at the MoMe was from Anthropologie. In this particular case, it’s probably a spell check snafu. 😂
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2025 10:20 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Joyenz at October 26, 2025 10:21 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 26, 2025 10:21 PM (lUFok)
But he COULD have! And that makes it REAL!!
So there, h8erz!
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 26, 2025 10:21 PM (lWPQK)
Posted by: mindful webworker - old guy should go to Korea? at October 26, 2025 10:21 PM (K0Os3)
Great photo up top. Very moody.
Thanks to Piper for the boot fashion!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 26, 2025 10:13 PM (kB9dk)
Glad you always seem to enjoy the photos I use. One day I'm probably gonna let you down though!
Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2025 10:21 PM (QMAsf)
Brazilian Chef Rejects Prince William’s Vegan Banquet: “It’s Like Asking Iron Maiden to Play Jazz”
https://tinyurl.com/2duabc4b
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2025 10:21 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Some Rat
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My problem is that I'm not a Mavis Beacon student.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, grumpy old guy at October 26, 2025 10:22 PM (XeU6L)
To be fair, in his youth William was very cute. He just hit the wall early and hard.
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at October 26, 2025 10:19 PM (kpS4V)
But he strangely bounced back with his new beard look. It is weird.
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2025 10:22 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at October 26, 2025 10:10 PM (n9ltV)
I'm old enough to remember when a Swiftie was something else entirely (John Kerry campaign)
Not to be confused with a swirlie....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 26, 2025 10:22 PM (QGaXH)
There must be a bin in every store for misfit squiggly lumber that nobody would buy. Wonder what happens to those pieces? Firewood?
Posted by: TRex - bootless dino at October 26, 2025 10:22 PM (IQ6Gq)
I've got a neighbor that likes to buy used Mercedes cars. I'll have to ask him if he looked at this one.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 26, 2025 10:22 PM (lUFok)
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"Shake It Off."
Death is the only sure escape.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2025 10:23 PM (0RiMX)
William has lost his hair.
So what, I think he is very attractive. He seems to be sane and very based.
Hopefully he won't take after his muzzie loving father.
Posted by: four seasons at October 26, 2025 10:24 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2025 10:18 PM (LbMjz)
Not at all! Boots are teh hot. If you knew how many pairs are in my closet…well, let’s just not worry about it because I live in Alabama and hardly ever get to wear any of them, so best we just move on. Sigh.
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2025 10:24 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at October 26, 2025 10:25 PM (kpS4V)
In the Home Depot clip, that's not an 8ft 1x2, it's a boomerang. Dig into the country of origin and I'll bet you'll find Australia at some level.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at October 26, 2025 10:25 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2025 10:13 PM (viF8m)
Damn straight! I've spent most of the last year with a s***-eating grin stuck to my face. Almost as bad as spending all of sixth grade with a never-ending boner....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 26, 2025 10:26 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2025 10:26 PM (tgvbd)
Just the kind of things he casually does while passing by.
Posted by: mindful webworker - knows how to vacation, that guy at October 26, 2025 10:26 PM (K0Os3)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2025 10:20 PM (snZF9)
I know only shake it off and only because of my kid. TS music seems to appeal to children. Now my girl is a teen and listens to Sabaton, a big improvement. Sabaton is actually pretty big now with the yutes.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 26, 2025 10:27 PM (hFJdg)
Posted by: TRex - bootless dino at October 26, 2025 10:22 PM (IQ6Gq)
Umm -- lumber that nobody would buy?? Are you not familiar with the proprietor of this blog and his prowess with shelving?
Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2025 10:27 PM (QMAsf)
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"Shake It Off."
Death is the only sure escape.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2025 10:23 PM (0RiMX)
Now let’s do lyrics! I will start:
Saw you there, and I thought
"Oh my God, look at that face
You look like my next mistake“
Stop chasing me with that knife, Cicero!
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2025 10:28 PM (p4NUW)
It's astounding what he's accomplished in less than 1 year. He hasn't just changed the US, he's changed the world through the force of his personality.
He talks a lot of smack but he backs it up with results. It's frigging remarkable.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2025 10:28 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: gKWVE at October 26, 2025 10:28 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Archimedes
The BS has already started. I read today that JD Vance couldn't possibly be a man of the people.
He attended Yale you know!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2025 10:28 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Methos at October 26, 2025 10:12 PM (vSvIl)
My wife goes to Korea regularly. Once she went expecting to get a room "at her regular place" which closed during Covid and never reopened. She wound up at a hotel that rented rooms by the hour because her flight got in at midnight and she needed somewhere to sleep.
"but there were lots of couples there!" is not what I wanted to hear on the phone from overseas.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2025 10:28 PM (rbvCR)
Boots. Yum.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2025 10:26 PM (tgvbd)
Send me your recipe. Mine always turn out very tough and extremely chewy.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 26, 2025 10:29 PM (Ji2w3)
I'm old enough to remember when a Swiftie was something else entirely (John Kerry campaign)
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Coincidence that you mention Kerry. Today, reading 'Six Frigates', I noted that Napoleon referred to Tallyerand as 'A shit-filled silk stocking'. For some reason Kerry immediately came to mind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, grumpy old guy at October 26, 2025 10:29 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2025 10:21 PM (QMAsf)
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I do enjoy the photos and I doubt very much that you will ever let me down.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 26, 2025 10:29 PM (kB9dk)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 26, 2025 10:13 PM (QGaXH)
Oops! AND Piper! Didn't mean to overlook you! It's just I'd buy my clothes from Goodwill if left on my own. Except underwear.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 26, 2025 10:29 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Sevent
Send me your recipe. Mine always turn out very tough and extremely chewy.
Posted by: tankdemon
My Sainted Mother's fried liver has entered the chat.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2025 10:30 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2025 10:31 PM (LbMjz)
Posted by: The Pilot at October 26, 2025 10:31 PM (M+4Y9)
Posted by: gKWVE at October 26, 2025 10:32 PM (gKWVE)
I don't give a shit what the name is on the clothes I buy.
If it looks nice, fits and doesn't cost a fortune I'm good to go.
Posted by: four seasons at October 26, 2025 10:32 PM (3ek7K)
Happy happy nonsense. Takes me back to college dorm life.
I still have friends from those days. They are still idiots.
As
Am I.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2025 10:33 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 26, 2025 10:33 PM (QGaXH)
Brazilian Chef Rejects Prince William’s Vegan Banquet: “It’s Like Asking Iron Maiden to Play Jazz”
Posted by: Kindltot
Had to search youtube for "Iron Maiden jazz."
Was not disappointed.
https://youtu.be/PJkYGNiBkso
It's even Bossa Nova, which is a Brazilian jazz style. Serendipity.
Posted by: mikeski at October 26, 2025 10:33 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at October 26, 2025 10:25 PM (kpS4V)
Quite a few are from Shakespeare.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 26, 2025 10:34 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 26, 2025 10:34 PM (hFJdg)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2025
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Also a cool episode title.
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at October 26, 2025 10:34 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 26, 2025 10:34 PM (L7OEs)
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I keep picturing Trump as wielding the jawbone of an ass, the field strewn with Philistines.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2025 10:34 PM (XeU6L)
If it looks nice, fits and doesn't cost a fortune I'm good to go.
Posted by: four seasons
HA! Member's Only from the 80's suddenly comes to mind.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2025 10:34 PM (cYBz/)
If it looks nice, fits and doesn't cost a fortune I'm good to go.
Posted by: four seasons at October 26, 2025 10:32 PM (3ek7K)
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Check out our website. Quality, durability and a tiny smidge of style!
Posted by: Oshkosh By Gosh at October 26, 2025 10:34 PM (0RiMX)
He attended Yale you know!
Egad! A Yale man!
Posted by: Thurston Howell III at October 26, 2025 10:34 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: TRex - peace the old fashioned way at October 26, 2025 10:35 PM (IQ6Gq)
Yeah, I was conversing with an old dorm friend just the other day. In many ways we haven't grown up at all, despite our allegedly respectable job titles, marriages, and homes.
Posted by: PabloD at October 26, 2025 10:35 PM (j5I5n)
Posted by: banana Dream
I was an IT nerd. My entire career was like that.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2025 10:35 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: banana Dream
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Only half? That will change. Resistance is futile.
Posted by: AI at October 26, 2025 10:36 PM (XeU6L)
She starts tomorrow, where her siblings are in school. It is probably fine. I know, however, she'd rather be with me. I'd rather her be with me as well.
She really tries to talk to me and has a lovely smile. Maybe she will throw a fit over the next few days and she and I will win!
A few days ago I was in rare tears (I shed four, two from each eye, if you are counting... and I only cry at all about every 7yrs or so) over this horror and my thoughts. But I go with the flow and trust in God. Have turned it over to Him. It is either that or kidnapping her.
She's a little doll and no one had better harm her. I have told her grandfather to be prepared to make bail.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2025 10:36 PM (6PCLE)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
You are fine! And thrifting can be very trendy.
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2025 10:36 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2025 10:10 PM (0RiMX)
No but I bet he just got a call about an extended warranty!
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 26, 2025 10:36 PM (EMEJ3)
Posted by: Rick James at October 26, 2025 10:36 PM (pIfcn)
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What, Madonna wasn't available?
I continue posing the following eternal question here sans answers:
How in the hell did "Weird Al" get Madonna to portray herself, apparently accurately, as a gold-digging whore in his (very funny and entertaining -- and thanks to those members of The Horde who recommended, as I'd not previously heard of, it) 2022 film "Weird: The Al Yankovic Story?"
/rhetorical, I wonder how much he paid her? SWIDT?
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 26, 2025 10:37 PM (/hdlF)
Posted by: Rick James
Super Freaky!!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2025 10:37 PM (cYBz/)
I find it amazing that the "elites" - and especially pols from NY - pretend to have never heard of Trump before he descended the golden escalator. The man has been rock steady in his love for our nation and people, yet too many have no appreciation.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 26, 2025 10:37 PM (kB9dk)
Posted by: Berserker
Mike Portnoy from Dream Theater plays Taylor Swift?
https://youtu.be/cHl_gsd0OR0
It's no Nyango Star video, but it's definitely something.....
Posted by: mikeski at October 26, 2025 10:37 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: mot at October 26, 2025 10:37 PM (fIPNY)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 26, 2025 10:26 PM (QGaXH)
To take a quote from Piper completely out of context: "Best we just move on."
Posted by: RickZ at October 26, 2025 10:38 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2025 10:38 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at October 26, 2025 10:39 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2025 10:10 PM (0RiMX)
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Am I the only one who read that as "Apple Cart?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 26, 2025 10:39 PM (/hdlF)
William has lost his hair.
So what, I think he is very attractive. He seems to be sane and very based.
Hopefully he won't take after his muzzie loving father.
Posted by: four seasons
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He's a climatista idiot and generally woke.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2025 10:40 PM (5e+/e)
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 26, 2025 10:36 PM (EMEJ3)
Wait a minute. PETE Bog?? I thought it was PET Bog?
Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2025 10:40 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 26, 2025 10:40 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2025 10:41 PM (XeU6L)
When I observe them ladies' boots.
I will admit I might admire
A pair that pulled up thigh or higher.
Myanmar Shave
https://bit.ly/thi-hi
Posted by: mindful webworker - pix, piper, pix or... at October 26, 2025 10:41 PM (K0Os3)
Doof!
Posted by: scampydog at October 26, 2025 10:41 PM (CwoHs)
Piper, thanks for the fashion notes! It looks like Usha is upping her game.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2025 10:41 PM (5e+/e)
I keep waiting for him to say he needs some time off to relax and then he doubles down and starts building a new ballroom for the White House after ending a bunch of wars. Leftists keep trying stop him and he is like 15 steps ahead of them.
It's truly incredible what he's accomplishing.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2025 10:42 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: DBCooper at October 26, 2025 10:42 PM (4JrlJ)
Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2025 10:10 PM (QMAsf)
Pixymissa rejiggered things in the Great Rejiggerment
ALT + 164 = ñ
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2025 10:42 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2025 10:42 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: four seasons at October 26, 2025 10:42 PM (3ek7K)
Athens, Georgia, got a minor league hockey team last year.
They are called the Rock Lobsters.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 26, 2025 10:43 PM (Ji2w3)
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For Nurse in particular -- and all other horde-lings in general -- a very important 20-minute video entitled "Healthcare Tyranny" on protecting yourself from the Leftist Activist scum in the healthcare industry (those same people who celebrated and cheer on the assassination of Charlie Kirk and fellow outspoken conservatives) from a woman who goes by the moniker of "Patriot Nurse:"
thetacticalhermit.com/index.php/
2025/10/22/healthcare-tyranny/
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 26, 2025 10:43 PM (/hdlF)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2025 10:43 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: scampydog at October 26, 2025 10:41 PM (CwoHs)
DFW...waiting for our flight. Trying to find a bar, and one had a A smokeshow Texas lady in cowboy boots, a short skirt, and I have no idea what else.
Life can be grand.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at October 26, 2025 10:44 PM (n9ltV)
Doof!
Posted by: scampydog at October 26, 2025 10:41 PM (CwoHs)
Doggie boots? How cute.
Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2025 10:44 PM (QMAsf)
Doof!
Posted by: scampydog at October 26, 2025 10:41 PM (CwoHs)
Had Achilles been wearing decent boots instead of sandals, he wouldn't have been killed.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 26, 2025 10:45 PM (Ji2w3)
There must be a bin in every store for misfit squiggly lumber that nobody would buy. Wonder what happens to those pieces? Firewood?
Posted by: TRex - bootless dino at October 26, 2025 10:22 PM (IQ6Gq)
With all the renovations I did in the last few years to the old and new house I was in home depot every day. Picking through lumber there is right up there with ball surgery with a rusty soup can lid. Then I would watch the mutha&^((#%WE bastard raghead come in with wife and 6 kids in tow and pick a nice straight piece of molding thats sold by the foot, and cut 3 feet off of it and toss the rest in the bin. What are you possibly going to do with 3 feet of molding you cheap ass bastard, is that a wife beater stick? You're only going to fuck it up at home when you try to cut it with a steak knife so just buy the whole frigging length.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2025 10:45 PM (snZF9)
I am in the Jim Breuer school: being the old guy playing Slayer and Megadeth in the Shuddering Pines Retirement Home.
My dad liked Mancini and Gershwin.
I am a metalhead forever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon Knows Stuff at October 26, 2025 10:45 PM (0aYVJ)
Athens, Georgia, got a minor league hockey team last year.
They are called the Rock Lobsters.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 26, 2025 10:43 PM (Ji2w3)
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If they were owned by Shaquille O'Neal, they could have gone with ... WAIT FOR IT ...
The Love Shaqs!
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 26, 2025 10:45 PM (/hdlF)
Posted by: JB1000 at October 26, 2025 10:45 PM (ttgbj)
Well...and P.I.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Middletown, OH - a real shithole!!
P.I.
The OSU
Yale Law School
Clerked for a Federal Judge
Wrote a book
Senator
VP of the US
And that my friends, is a hell of a resume'.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2025 10:45 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 26, 2025 10:46 PM (47diA)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2025 10:46 PM (FH2HJ)
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You know who sang that last Saturday Night at the TX MoMe??????
* Takes a bow *
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 26, 2025 10:46 PM (/hdlF)
++++
Wasn't so much for keeping invading armies out but masses of undocumented migrants.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 26, 2025 10:46 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon Knows Stuff at October 26, 2025 10:47 PM (0aYVJ)
They are called the Rock Lobsters.
Posted by: tankdemon
Not bad but still second to the Lansing Lugnuts. (baseball)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2025 10:47 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2025 10:47 PM (bmcLt)
The Love Shaqs!
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 26
That is Good Stuff, Shain! 😁
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2025 10:47 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2025 10:48 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2025 10:40 PM (QMAsf)
Hey Dick! Good ONT
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 26, 2025 10:49 PM (EMEJ3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2025 10:49 PM (bmcLt)
Posted by: Tom Brady at October 26, 2025 10:49 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2025 10:50 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2025 10:24 PM (p4NUW)
And you didn't wear any at the mome. Some time the universe sucks. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2025 10:50 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: mikeski at October 26, 2025 10:33 PM (nhCoE)
If you look up "grunge bossa nova" you will be treated to the most listenable version of grunge ever
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2025 10:50 PM (rbvCR)
I just saw this late last night. RIP June Lockhart, of Lost in Space fame, along with Bea Benaderet's replacement on Petticoat Junction, amongst many other things.
She was 100.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2025 10:50 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: gKWVE at October 26, 2025 10:51 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, grumpy old guy at October 26, 2025 10:29 PM (XeU6L)
It's a grumpy old guy thing.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 26, 2025 10:51 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by pew pew at October 26, 2025 10:51 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 26, 2025 10:34 PM (L7OEs)
His great grandfather was German.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2025 10:51 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Easily Led at October 26, 2025 10:51 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 26, 2025 10:51 PM (/hdlF)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2025 10:51 PM (mT+6a)
My dad liked Mancini and Gershwin.
I am a metalhead forever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon Knows Stuff at October 26, 2025 10:45 PM (0aYVJ)
That will be me. Sit down sonny, this be SLAYER. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2025 10:51 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 26, 2025 10:52 PM (vwL3N)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 26, 2025 10:52 PM (47diA)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October
Which ones? I provided helpful links to a few that were still available, in case anyone was in the market. If you mean ones I didn’t find, I can give you a ball park!
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2025 10:52 PM (p4NUW)
Worse ways to check out.
Posted by: Nelson Rockefeller at October 26, 2025 10:52 PM (gKWVE)
Life can be grand.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at October 26, 2025 10:44 PM (n9ltV)
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* Apocalypse Now -- the UNCUT version -- has entered the chat *
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 26, 2025 10:53 PM (/hdlF)
Posted by: With age comes wisdom at October 26, 2025 10:53 PM (hD90I)
B-52s rock.
Amazing to believe they're still flying after all these years.
Posted by: TRex - peace the old fashioned way
They deliver the goods.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2025 10:53 PM (pkeXY)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2025 10:47 PM (cYBz/)
The best team name was the now defunct hockey team, the Macon Whoopee.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 26, 2025 10:53 PM (Ji2w3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2025 10:53 PM (bmcLt)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 26, 2025 10:54 PM (47diA)
Posted by: Eric in Atlanta at October 26, 2025 10:54 PM (L3gF5)
I am in the Jim Breuer school: being the old guy playing Slayer and Megadeth in the Shuddering Pines Retirement Home.
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Jim is hilarious. He's a better AC/DC singer than Brian Johnson.
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at October 26, 2025 10:54 PM (kpS4V)
* Takes a bow *
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 26, 2025 10:46 PM (/hdlF)
You were doing such a good job entertaining everyone, Disco Doof decided to take the night off.
Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2025 10:54 PM (QMAsf)
Life can be grand.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at October 26, 2025 10:44 PM
Fake Tits. It's the boob job capital of America as I have been repeatedly told.
Dallas, that is, not the bar at the airport specifically.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 26, 2025 10:55 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: KCSteve
Great...
Now you got me thinking I have to "volunteer" to help with that Filipina beauty pageant again...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 26, 2025 10:55 PM (/lPRQ)
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The Dancing Playmates -- dressed almost like Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders -- Scene cut out of the original ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 26, 2025 10:55 PM (/hdlF)
Posted by: With age comes wisdom at October 26, 2025 10:53 PM (hD90I)
At his age all he can do is smell them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2025 10:56 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2025 10:42 PM (viF8m)
He built casinos while fighting off local and state governments, suppliers, truckers, unions, insurance companies, bonding companies, banks, people who resent change, competing casinos, and the mob.
I think he is having fun, mostly.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2025 10:56 PM (rbvCR)
If you are dressing to impress other people you are doing it wrong.
Being clean, your clothes are clean goes a long way to make an impression. If you are going to job interview, you know how to dress.
Otherwise fuck what people think.
Posted by: four seasons at October 26, 2025 10:56 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2025 10:56 PM (bmcLt)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2025 10:51 PM (snZF9)
FUCKIN SLAYER!!!
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 26, 2025 10:57 PM (vwL3N)
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 26, 2025 10:51 PM (/hdlF)
Parris Island, Marine Corps training base.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 26, 2025 10:57 PM (Ji2w3)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 26, 2025 10:58 PM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Berserker
Don't knock it 'til you've..... you know, the thing.
Posted by: J. Robinette Biden at October 26, 2025 10:58 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2025 10:56 PM (bmcLt)
There better be eight of them.
I was crushed when they took away the GE TF39s from the C-5.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 26, 2025 10:58 PM (vwL3N)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2025 10:49 PM (bmcLt)
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Dusted Doof > Rusted Roof
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 26, 2025 10:59 PM (/hdlF)
Posted by: DBCooper at October 26, 2025 10:59 PM (4JrlJ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at October 26, 2025 10:10 PM (n9ltV)
TBF, her new drummer is talented.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 26, 2025 10:59 PM (vwL3N)
Posted by: A Place For Mom at October 26, 2025 10:59 PM (oftw2)
Not all of us.
Some of us get to experience the joys of the health care industry. Again.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2025 11:00 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: tankdemon at October 26, 2025 10:57 PM (Ji2w3)
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Thank you and SON OF A [insert favorite expletive here] ... this will be the third time this week that Imma gonna have to surrender my "Man Card."
* blushes once again *
G'night all!
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 26, 2025 11:00 PM (/hdlF)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Aren't all of her songs about her hooking up with the wrong guy?
So, he even knows his audience.
Posted by: mikeski at October 26, 2025 11:00 PM (nhCoE)
Finally. I worked B-52s a long time. In 1986 or so, I saw a tabletop model of the "soon-to-come" B-52J, which was to have new engines. Here we are ONLY 40 years later getting new engines. The AF isn't even to own the engines and won't do much maintenance on them. The deal with RR covers just about everything. There is some irony/limitation. The wings on the jet are speed limited according to aircraft weight, so overall performance won't change very much.
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 26, 2025 11:00 PM (47diA)
Posted by: Pug Mahon Knows Stuff
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Don't know what country his style could be from.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2025 11:01 PM (FH2HJ)
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 26, 2025 11:01 PM (vwL3N)
A classmate of mine retired from Boeing so he could work on the engine mount design on the RR. Fed up with Boeing. Much more fun.
Posted by: DBCooper at October 26, 2025 11:01 PM (4JrlJ)
Amazing ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 26, 2025 11:01 PM (/hdlF)
Posted by: The Magic of the Little Blue Pill at October 26, 2025 11:02 PM (hD90I)
She was 100.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2025 10:50
Wow, did not know she was still alive. Another part of our youth gone.
Posted by: Farmer at October 26, 2025 11:02 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 26, 2025 11:00 PM (47diA)
There is always the B-52I. The Megafortress.
Posted by: The Old Dog Zero One at October 26, 2025 11:03 PM (vwL3N)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2025 10:56 PM (bmcLt)
Dateline 2525
And in the latest Military news, the B-52X engines are being replaced with the same engines as the Constitution Class Starship... tests show Warp 11eventy maximum cruise speed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 26, 2025 11:03 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Pug Mahon Knows Stuff
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Don't know what country his style could be from.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2025 11:01 PM (FH2HJ)
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Aussie Outback Country, Mate!
/have no idea what I'm talking about (just making shit up here, boss) ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 26, 2025 11:04 PM (/hdlF)
She was 100.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2025 10:50
Wow, did not know she was still alive. Another part of our youth gone.
Posted by: Farmer at October 26, 2025 11:02 PM (55Qr6)
Damn, Barbra Eden will be the final blow.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2025 11:04 PM (snZF9)
* Apocalypse Now -- the UNCUT version -- has entered the chat *
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe
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Surprisingly brutal truth in that later on scene.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2025 11:05 PM (FH2HJ)
@B5News
·
Oct 25
RIP to legendary actress June Lockhart. Though she’s perhaps best known as Bill Mumy’s mom on Lost in Space, she also made her mark on Babylon 5, memorably playing Dr. Laura Rosen on the first season episode ‘The Quality of Mercy
Posted by: 13times at October 26, 2025 11:05 PM (6zWEJ)
Posted by: PabloD at October 26, 2025 11:06 PM (j5I5n)
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 26, 2025 10:51 PM (/hdlF)
Parris Island, Marine Corps training base.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 26, 2025 10:57 PM (Ji2w3)
Nah, like some of my Navy friends from Hawaii, he worked as an Extra for Magnum PI...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 26, 2025 11:06 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2025 11:07 PM (bmcLt)
Posted by: 13times at October 26, 2025 11:05 PM (6zWEJ)
Yeah that was wild seeing her in Babylon 5.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2025 11:07 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2025 11:08 PM (FH2HJ)
Posted by: 13times
Her film debut was A Christmas Carol (193
as one of the Cratchit kids. Her parents, Gene Lockhart and Kathleen Lockhart were in it also (Ma and Pa Cratchit). Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2025 11:09 PM (cYBz/)
Livestreams of rattlesnakes help shift public attitudes and foster empathy
My interpretation: The politicians involved have repeatedly asked that the cameras be shut off since it interferes with how those politicians see fit to conduct their business
Reality: https://rattlecam.org/
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2025 11:09 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 26, 2025 11:09 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and
The Fairfax & Favor ones are sold out, but would have retailed around $500, so not horrible at all. I wish they weren’t gone! I linked a good Burberry substitute, but the link isn’t working, sorry. Those were about $1700, but if you have ever felt Burberry leather, it’s like butter, they last forever and you can actually resole them, unlike cheaper boots.
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2025 11:09 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: 13times at October 26, 2025 11:05 PM (6zWEJ)
Yeah that was wild seeing her in Babylon 5.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2025 11:07 PM (snZF9)
And with Billy Mummy being Babylon 5 Cast?
I'd wager there were a LOT of 'Danger, Will Robinson' jokes that week.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 26, 2025 11:09 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Aren't all of her songs about her hooking up with the wrong guy?
So, he even knows his audience.
Posted by: mikeski at October 26, 2025 11:00 PM (nhCoE)
Isn't that what 'they' said about her endorsement of Biden?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 26, 2025 11:09 PM (QGaXH)
When the power is out you can get some wonderful heat and light from candle lanterns.
Cheap at ikea.
And listening to the battery powered radio is soothing.
I love the beach.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2025 11:10 PM (mT+6a)
Not just another time but another planet.
Posted by: RickZ at October 26, 2025 11:10 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 26, 2025 11:10 PM (47diA)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 26, 2025 11:11 PM (ZVgZ4)
Genius.
Posted by: Veeshir at October 26, 2025 11:11 PM (47a2j)
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2025 11:12 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2025 11:13 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: fourseasons at October 26, 2025 11:16 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2025 11:10 PM (mT+6a)
My wife called this evening to tell me that her friend's neighbor, across the back fence, had one of the dead trees in the yard blow down on the neighbor's own roof in the storm, and she wanted to know if I wanted the tree for firewood.
I had to reassure her that the tree company could use the wood either for sale or to donate, and we had more than we can burn this winter.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2025 11:16 PM (rbvCR)
Genius.
Posted by: Veeshir at October 26, 2025 11:11 PM (47a2j)
One flick of his hearing aid and he doesn't even have to listen to the music.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 26, 2025 11:17 PM (RWp+V)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2025 11:04 PM (snZF9)
For some. For me, being deep into 29, I have other names out there that qualify.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 26, 2025 11:17 PM (vwL3N)
Posted by: Ripley at October 26, 2025 11:17 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2025 11:07 PM (snZF9)
And with Billy Mummy being Babylon 5 Cast?
I'd wager there were a LOT of 'Danger, Will Robinson' jokes that week.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 26, 2025 11:09 PM (mP0Kj)
That was my exact thought when that B5 episode first aired. I remember saying that she probably went up to bill mummy and said "let me guess, you sold the robot to the Centauri and Londo got him serving drinks".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2025 11:18 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2025 11:16 PM (rbvCR)
Cutting on a big tree that has fallen onto a house is a quick way to find fame on EweTube, and not in a good way.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 26, 2025 11:21 PM (RWp+V)
I see Chicom spybanger Eric Swallowwell is demanding the next Dem president take a wrecking ball to the new WH ballroom.
These people are clinically insane.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2025 11:22 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: gKWVE at October 26, 2025 11:24 PM (gKWVE)
These people are clinically insane.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Never interrupt your enemy ...
Posted by: Adriane the Eyes Always Closed in Pictures Critic . . . at October 26, 2025 11:25 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: raimondo at October 26, 2025 11:25 PM (b1gVL)
Posted by: fourseasons at October 26, 2025 11:26 PM (3ek7K)
Up next - loose socks and plaid skirts.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 26, 2025 10:40 PM (/lPRQ)
I was personally hoping for pencil skirts.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 26, 2025 11:27 PM (vwL3N)
Posted by: gKWVE at October 26, 2025 11:27 PM (gKWVE)
as one of the Cratchit kids. Her parents, Gene Lockhart and Kathleen Lockhart were in it also (Ma and Pa Cratchit).
Looked it up. YooToob, the scoundrels, offer it to rent or buy. Amazon also wants you to shell out for it.
DailyMotion seems to have it for free, if I turn off my adblocker.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x97y0ce
Posted by: mindful webworker - God bless us every one at October 26, 2025 11:28 PM (K0Os3)
https://tinyurl.com/52yn349j
Only $5,400...
GREAT FOR PUDDLE STOMPING!!!! And, pretending to have special needs. Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2025 11:29 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Ripley at October 26, 2025 11:17 PM (PTDkx)
Uh, wasn't it last year where the Legislature and Executive were literally arresting each other?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 26, 2025 11:29 PM (mP0Kj)
These people are clinically insane.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2025 11:22 PM (w6EFb)
Calling them insane gives them a built-in excuse. They know exactly what they are doing: Trying to regain power by appealing to their debased base. I'm sure they've had strategy/struggle sessions over this.
Posted by: RickZ at October 26, 2025 11:29 PM (gKDq2)
So, he even knows his audience.
Posted by: mikeski
Isn't that what 'they' said about her endorsement of Biden?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
That's probably the first time I heard it, yes. When people here were pointing out that 'they' were saying it.
Posted by: mikeski at October 26, 2025 11:31 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2025 11:32 PM (mT+6a)
Prime has pissed me off.
I find a show I want to watch and Prime lets you watch a couple of episodes and if you want to watch more you have to subscribe to some other service.
Fuck off. I subscribe to 3 other services and i ain't subscribing to any more.
Posted by: fourseasons at October 26, 2025 11:33 PM (3ek7K)
Classic Jefferson Housefly
https://youtu.be/M1FnOH26tZQ
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - bugging out at October 26, 2025 11:34 PM (K0Os3)
Posted by: fourseasons at October 26, 2025 11:33 PM (3ek7K)
You should rent a movie and then not watch it. That'll show 'em.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 26, 2025 11:36 PM (RWp+V)
You want my man card? Come and take it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 26, 2025 11:37 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 26, 2025 11:39 PM (vwL3N)
Posted by: raimondo at October 26, 2025 11:39 PM (b1gVL)
The Warren G. Harding Memorial Magnolia Tree has been removed from the grounds. A true tragedy!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2025 11:41 PM (bI6eY)
Korea has the lowest fertility rate in the world. Their women are driving their race to extinction. But they want bald middle aged white guys with money!!
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 26, 2025 11:42 PM (R86kT)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at October 26, 2025 11:42 PM (DK5Sh)
People like what they like.
Of course if you don't like what I like you are a nonperson, lmao.
Does that sound like the weirdos in this country?
Posted by: fourseasons at October 26, 2025 11:42 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at October 26, 2025 11:43 PM (yTvNw)
There are certain people who come into your life that make you want to be better.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2025 11:46 PM (viF8m)
You want my man card? Come and take it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards”
You must have a TS fan club with young hotties of you own.
Posted by: Ripley at October 26, 2025 11:47 PM (PTDkx)
Despite the noise, we are living in amazing time. Waited all my life for this and I am enjoying the hell out of every single moment. We are the people we've been waiting for.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2025 10:13 PM (viF8m)
*** Agree and, btw, it wasn't a single trade deal that was signed. It was three. Trump oversaw the signing of the peace deal between Cambodia and Thailand, achieved with Malaysian assistance, AND proceeded to sign trade deals with all three countries with significant concessions to the US. He also found time to stride the red carpet like a colossus, receiving the highest of receptions, and also make a side trip along the self-same carpet to actually acknowledge the host of traditional dancers receiving him and, in true Trump " I was born to do retail politics" fashion, he stopped and "danced" with them. Now he's wheels up. Incredible. I really am in awe.
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 26, 2025 11:49 PM (Gu66x)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 26, 2025 11:50 PM (R86kT)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 26, 2025 11:50 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Not to mention Marla Gibbs. (94)
Posted by: TV Hall of Fame at October 26, 2025 11:54 PM (oftw2)
I'm warm and toasty in my own bed in the comfy confines of the home place.
After 15 days and sixteen states I've returned to what I'll simply refer to as "East Coast."
What an enjoyable Road trip. Finally got to a Texas MoMe and thoroughly enjoyed it! Great to meet so many people in person. Along the way I visited with all three of my siblings, one of my kids and my three grandkids. Seven nights camping and seven in hotel rooms. Beautiful weather made it so nice.
And technology: Hipcamp, Android Auto, Google Maps, YouTube Premium, Starlink, Citi (plus my bank), Walmart, weather, and hotel booking apps.
All powered by countless free refills of McDonald's 29+ coffee.
From Maryland to Mississippi, Tennessee to Texas, Alabama to Arkansas, I saw so many great things.
Western NC is breathtaking. Rice paddies in Arkansas are fascinating, the massive farms of southern Illinois are impressive, and Interstate 68 is one of the prettiest drives I've ever been privileged to take.
I can now fully endorse a meme I saw just a month ago:
"If you want to hate America, watch the news.
If you want to love America, drive across it."
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 27, 2025 12:00 AM (XQo4F)
Talk about around the world in 80 days. I think he's been around the world several times in the last 80 days.
I don't see how he does it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2025 12:00 AM (w6EFb)
Scooped seeds out of a few small pumpkins, cleaned them, now drying them. Those will get seasoned and toasted for snacking, tomorrow.
Trimmed hubby's beard this afternoon and then electric shaved his face. Poor guy can't do it for himself any more. He was happy with the result, and that's what matters!
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 12:01 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 12:04 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: fourseasons at October 27, 2025 12:11 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2025 12:12 AM (XeU6L)
Gavin Newsom shows you the White House being renovated b/c he doesn’t want you seeing the Palisades
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🎵 🤡 🎵
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNv2RHR62Rs
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2025 12:13 AM (FH2HJ)
Are you a NASCAR fan?! My goodness, finally a connection! This is awesome!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 27, 2025 12:13 AM (Ezs10)
Now.to read the content.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2025 12:13 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2025 12:14 AM (FH2HJ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 27, 2025 12:15 AM (Ezs10)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2025 12:15 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2025 12:16 AM (2WIwB)
There are angels amongst us.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2025 12:16 AM (viF8m)
Amen to everything you said. Especially Interstate 68!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 27, 2025 12:17 AM (Ezs10)
How goes the battle on your end? Hope all's well (as can be, you know) with your Mama..
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 12:17 AM (rdVOm)
Trump's flight time to Japan is about 7 hours or so. I thought that seemed a bit long. Damned Mercator projection compressing the equatorial regions relative to us, mostly.
Looking on 3D globe projection, it's a long way between them. Winds may have something to do with it as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2025 12:17 AM (w6EFb)
We demands Trump opin the government now!
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at October 27, 2025 12:18 AM (QNNvM)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 12:20 AM (rdVOm)
Sadly, things have taken a rapid turn for the worse this week, and I am about to have a nervous breakdown. Prayers appreciated!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 27, 2025 12:20 AM (Ezs10)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2025 12:21 AM (snZF9)
JQ, you are a special kind of person.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 27, 2025 12:22 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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I am so very sorry it's gone that way, Tammy.
Prayers up, for sure!
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 12:23 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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Just found (I'm slo) Google Earth this year. It's fantastic.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2025 12:24 AM (FH2HJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 12:26 AM (D8aJc)
Posted by: Berserker
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I would accept just the SS becoming more competent than the Imperial Storm Troopers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2025 12:26 AM (XeU6L)
Oh, I still haven't got around to email... ugh... I suck at keeping up with some things.
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 12:26 AM (rdVOm)
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WTAF? I made the Wall of Shame? I think that's only the third time in a decade (first week of commenting made it as a sock-puppeteer).
Made it last year when I dared to take a f*cking vacation from work and we went on a wonderful Alaskan cruise; this past week must have been an unexpected result of attending the TX MoMe, after which I've been in a tremendous manic phase and is really annoying The Poor, Long-Suffering Wifey.
And don't get me started on three- and four-hour philosophical discussions in the middle of the night, and owing to insomnia, with Grok.
As I wrote to a cousin earlier today: it's somewhat depressing to realize that we're in the 4th Quarter of life -- and I pray that we're actually in the 3rd Quarter (but obviously past Half-Time) -- unless "AI" and "SkyNet" co-opt our bodies and turn us into batteries a la "The Matrix."
/Yeah, yeah, I know: DON'T CROSS THE MEMES!
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 27, 2025 12:26 AM (/hdlF)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 27, 2025 12:20 AM (Ezs10)
Honey, we all fall apart once in a while. Get yourself to a safe space, and let 'er rip. If you need more support, please get in touch. We can find you a support system if you need it. Don't be shy. Just ask.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 27, 2025 12:26 AM (urtE/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2025 12:21 AM (snZF9)
Likewise the teepee image for the native American wing in honor of Fauxahantus.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2025 12:27 AM (2WIwB)
However it did work out in a way. I started reading Clavell's "King Rat" when leaving O'Hare. I finished it minutes before landing at Chang'i in S'pore - and out the side of the plane, as I landed, I could see the ruins/site of the Chang'i POW camp in which Clavell was held and which was the setting for the novel. That was sort of interesting and weird.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 27, 2025 12:27 AM (U/Byj)
Somehow I knew you were a sailor.
Best to you and your husband.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2025 12:27 AM (viF8m)
You are so kind. Your kindness alone is therapeutic, thank you!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 27, 2025 12:31 AM (Ezs10)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2025 12:26 AM (XeU6L)
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We just finished watching Episode 8 of Season 1 of NCIS: Tony & Ziva, in which the Sean Pertwee international arms dealer character is surrounded at some conference by a heavily-armed private protective detail.
I immediately turned to The Wifey and said: "That's what Trump needs -- a private security detail-- and f*ck The Secret Cervix!"
I was most disappoint that he appointed as Director some field agent idiot who happened to be captured in one of the greatest images of all time ("FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!") instead of somebody like Dan Bongino whom I think could have gutted and reformed the corrupted DEI DIE-merchant incompetent loser agency (which almost got Trump assassinated at least two, and at most five, times -- especially by Iranian agents).
* spit, which Imma running' out of these days ... *
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 27, 2025 12:33 AM (/hdlF)
There are angels amongst us.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2025 12:16 AM (viF8m)
Absolutely.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2025 12:36 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Doof at October 26, 2025 10:54 PM (QMAsf)
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lmao
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 27, 2025 12:36 AM (/hdlF)
Or to put it another way, Trump wins again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2025 12:37 AM (bI6eY)
tcn, it was great to meet you in Texas too, how is the Falcon running?
JQ, no worries on the email, I'll just check in from time to time.
Sweet dreams, Horde, I have got an early alarm.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 27, 2025 12:37 AM (0nHVk)
If you are dressing to impress other people you are doing it wrong.
Being clean, your clothes are clean goes a long way to make an impression. If you are going to job interview, you know how to dress.
Otherwise fuck what people think.
Posted by: four seasons at October 26, 2025 10:56 PM (3ek7K)
I love good fashion, like those awesome boots. But I can't justify spending the money, since I have nowhere to wear such items. I mostly wear skirts or dresses, since they are most comfortable, but very few of what i own are dressing up. Alaska mostly doesn't do that.
If you are up here wearing a suit and tie, you are a California lawyer. Same is true of those lovely boiled wool skirt suits and high boots the ladies wear. Beautiful, but no practical. Oh well.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 27, 2025 12:37 AM (urtE/)
* spit, which Imma running' out of these days ... *
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 27, 2025 12:33 AM (/hdlF)
Trump should be surrounded by Delta, seal team 6, and some retired SAS dudes looking to get the fuck out of the UK. Everybody else seems to be a frigging piker.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2025 12:39 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 12:39 AM (D8aJc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 27, 2025 12:31 AM (Ezs10)
Always like your nic. My name is Tami, and my son's name is Thor, so....
At any rate, praying for you as I do for all morons and ettes. Let me know if you have a particular prayer intention and I shall be on it.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 27, 2025 12:39 AM (urtE/)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 12:41 AM (rdVOm)
Or to put it another way, Trump wins again.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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They love him. Saw some clips a week or so ... he was walking in the middle of a plaza surrounded by a thousand people all trying to be close to him. Unbound adoration.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2025 12:43 AM (FH2HJ)
Yeah, the 3D perspective projections are very nice, trying to be realistic about how you'd see the globe from a certain height in space. It's fascinating.
The Pacific is huge, and the South Pacific and Indian Ocean are yuge as well. The flat map projections just can't do it justice compared to seeing it realistically in 3D.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2025 12:44 AM (w6EFb)
But she has turned every head that has passed by her. I have named her Queen Eleanor. Seems fitting. For a "compact" car, she's quite imposing. Must be the chrome.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 27, 2025 12:45 AM (urtE/)
Trump should be surrounded by Delta, seal team 6, and some retired SAS dudes looking to get the fuck out of the UK. Everybody else seems to be a frigging piker.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Shame on them and shame on those who allow it.
They took an oath and defamed it.
You know what they deserve.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2025 12:46 AM (FH2HJ)
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I was about to revoke Doof's man-card, but now it all makes perfect sense with the boots and fashion commentary.
And since I found it interesting, I WILL surrender my man-car for the FOURTH time this week.
Imma gonna see a doctor about some testosterone ... but Wifey says "Not Needed!," so I've got THAT goin' for me.
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 27, 2025 12:47 AM (/hdlF)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2025 12:47 AM (D8aJc)
We were lucky here last night, the worst weather missed this area, although we got plenty of wind and rain. No power outage, yay!
I have a few battery-op lanterns and several oil (liquid paraffin) lamps, for emergencies.
Cat 'roughed it' outdoors last night, but has been spending more time indoors today, LOL. He's getting older...
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 12:48 AM (rdVOm)
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She should be wearing boots.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2025 12:48 AM (FH2HJ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2025 12:50 AM (FH2HJ)
She should be wearing boots.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Don't know about that, but she should button the jacket.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2025 12:51 AM (5e+/e)
There is only one ocean and it covers 3/4 of the planet. And there are no stop signs.
If you really want explore it then go and explore it.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2025 12:52 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2025 12:50 AM (FH2HJ)
Madly in love is always in fashion.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 27, 2025 12:53 AM (urtE/)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Yes, they do! Good for them! It's refreshing to see.
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 12:53 AM (rdVOm)
Blow that transformer.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2025 12:55 AM (FH2HJ)
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 27, 2025 12:33 AM (/hdlF)
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snort!
But it makes sense. It's fully DEIlated.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 27, 2025 12:56 AM (N03yu)
Cat 'roughed it' outdoors last night, but has been spending more time indoors today, LOL. He's getting older...
Posted by: JQ
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I can't get over that cat. It prefers to rough it? Do you have coyotes or horned owls around there?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2025 12:57 AM (5e+/e)
Mamdani went on t.v. and cried salt tears about the plight of his aunt after 9/11. She couldn't take the subway anymore because of the hateful looks she got in her hijab. She feared for her life.
He hasn't responded yet, but--
He has only one aunt. She wasn't in America after 9/11. She's as westernized in her appearance as Huma Abedin and does not wear a hijab. There are receipts for all of this.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2025 01:02 AM (5e+/e)
Here's another cool projection. This is the 3D geoid of the Erf:
https://is.gd/3WPqD4
It exaggerates the "geodectic undulation", but that shows the lumpy shape of the equipotential "sea level" surface.
Note there is a deep "hole" below India. And then a big bump off west around the South Pacific.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2025 01:05 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2025 01:02 AM (5e+/e)
My favorite response on X was "no one cares about your aunt" over a pic of one of the victims falling from the tower.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2025 01:05 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Used to have horned owls, nesting in neighbors' (behind us) tree, but the tree blew down a few years ago. Owls moved on.
Coyotes? Eh, they're around, but across the creek about 1/2 mile or so away. Back when my ears worked right, could hear them howling some nights.
Have only seen ONE little kitten, one day, in over 20 years here. Never saw it a second time.
Cat flinches and crouches low when shadows pass overhead! He's a "barn cat" or so I was told by his former owner. They left him out all the time, and then got a big, barky dog. That's how Cat ended up in my yard, LOL. He's officially mine now.
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 01:13 AM (rdVOm)
We need to recognize the threat that we face. They are running candidates like Zohran Mamdani, Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib for office.
@1:05 --”I can be very confident to tell you that we are on the road to the White House, to the Congress, to the decision making everywhere in the United States…
_Islamic Center of America, MEMRI TV
https://tinyurl.com/3wt6npe9
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2025 01:14 AM (FH2HJ)
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Perfect reply! I agree. F mad-manny and his whole tribe.
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 01:18 AM (rdVOm)
But she has turned every head that has passed by her. I have named her Queen Eleanor. Seems fitting. For a "compact" car, she's quite imposing. Must be the chrome.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 27, 2025 12:45 AM (urtE/)
Something done about the lack of compression? Thats a shitload of "something". I'm guessing the engine is original?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2025 01:18 AM (snZF9)
He hasn't responded yet, but--
He has only one aunt. She wasn't in America after 9/11. She's as westernized in her appearance as Huma Abedin and does not wear a hijab. There are receipts for all of this.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2025 01:02 AM (5e+/e)
He's a lying piece of shit and the point of the spear for a muslim invasion of NYC.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2025 01:20 AM (snZF9)
Ridiculous, impossible..just silly talk
Posted by: Jan and Dean at October 27, 2025 01:22 AM (3/XaG)
Jamaica is toast if the current forecast holds.
The Melisa is intensifying and not getting larger.
Maybe a Cat 5 now and looking to keep intensifying.
Has not done a ERC yet that normally throttles these super storms down.
Another Andrew.
Posted by: pawn at October 27, 2025 01:23 AM (sPsWv)
Posted by: Berserker
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Yep. I'd go for the complete rebuild. Worth the effort and $$$ for such a classic!
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 01:23 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2025 01:23 AM (FH2HJ)
The Moon is much lumpier than Erf -- couldn't find any good visualization of that off hand.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2025 01:27 AM (w6EFb)
My mom's cousin who was a very nice guy went to work on 9/11 and never went home.
Hard to believe that 20 some odd years later NYC might elect a muslim mayor.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2025 01:32 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Not only that... to hear NYC residents talk, you'd think they were THE toughest s.o.b.'s on the planet-- boggles the mind that there are *any* muzzloids left in that city.
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 01:39 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: raimondo at October 27, 2025 01:42 AM (b1gVL)
They are running candidates like Zohran Mamdani, Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib for office.
@1:05 --”I can be very confident to tell you that we are on the road to the White House, to the Congress, to the decision making everywhere in the United States…
_Islamic Center of America, MEMRI TV
https://tinyurl.com/3wt6npe9
Posted by: Braenyard
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And Omar Fateh, the next mayor of Minneapolis.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2025 01:42 AM (5e+/e)
Cat flinches and crouches low when shadows pass overhead! He's a "barn cat" or so I was told by his former owner. They left him out all the time, and then got a big, barky dog. That's how Cat ended up in my yard, LOL. He's officially mine now.
Posted by: JQ
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I'm amazed that cat doesn't want to get indoors a little more often. Get petted, get fed, get warm and dry, the works.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2025 01:44 AM (5e+/e)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 27, 2025 01:49 AM (sAmhv)
Not only that... to hear NYC residents talk, you'd think they were THE toughest s.o.b.'s on the planet--
Posted by: JQ
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Running to Nanny Mamdani for their allowance and a ride to school isn't exactly tough. They seem like the biggest babies in the country.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2025 01:51 AM (5e+/e)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 01:23 AM (rdVOm)
Pretty much. A nice original never apart well worn engine will usually take pretty good to a nice rebuild.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2025 01:53 AM (snZF9)
Small pond tough.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2025 01:54 AM (viF8m)
Mamdani explains how free buses will be safer:
"You have a farebox on a bus, it increases a site of tension, conflicts, assaults. When you remove the farebox, what you find is a safer experience for the riders and the operators."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2025 01:56 AM (5e+/e)
Small pond tough.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2025 01:54 AM (viF8m)
They're assholes to each other. Thats about it for their toughness.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2025 01:56 AM (snZF9)
Fan-Fan's boy toy says that all Dim candidates for Prexnixent in 2028 MUST commit to tear down the new WH Ballroom.
You know who else lives to tear down and obliterate nice things left in an area by its previous occupants? That's right, the Gazintoans.
So go ahead and pledge that, Dims. Let your "We are all Palestinians" freak flags fly between now and 2028. See where that gets you.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 27, 2025 01:56 AM (xG4kz)
"You have a farebox on a bus, it increases a site of tension, conflicts, assaults. When you remove the farebox, what you find is a safer experience for the riders and the operators."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2025 01:56 AM (5e+/e)
Sure, until the assholes just start boarding to rob the occupants. Commies need to be exterminated, they are a danger to everything around them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2025 01:58 AM (snZF9)
"You have a farebox on a bus, it increases a site of tension, conflicts, assaults. When you remove the farebox, what you find is a safer experience for the riders and the operators."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Another genius pronouncement from the Ugandan lackwit.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 27, 2025 01:58 AM (xG4kz)
Sure, until the assholes just start boarding to rob the occupants. Commies need to be exterminated, they are a danger to everything around them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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You know what else increases tension, conflicts, and assaults? CASH REGISTERS. Better get rid of them and make everything free.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2025 02:01 AM (5e+/e)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 27, 2025 01:56 AM (xG4kz)
Trump should have a huge grand opening gala, and not allow a single fucking dem on the property.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2025 02:02 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Winter time? He wants in overnight. Wakes me at zero-dark-thirty to go out for bathroom. Have tried, but cannot get him to use "the box" at all. At least he doesn't pee in the corner!
He's been coming in more as he gets older. According to former owner, he's now 13. I don't expect him to ever be a *wimpy, sissy housecat* but he knows he's welcome indoors and does seem to enjoy the nice warm, soft bed. There's also a protected area at the back porch, for him to find a dry shelter if he's caught out in bad weather.
Once weather gets nice, about April or so.. don't see much of him, most of the time. LOL!
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 02:03 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: pawn at October 27, 2025 02:05 AM (sPsWv)
Fan-Fan's boy toy says that all Dim candidates for Prexnixent in 2028 MUST commit to tear down the new WH Ballroom.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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You are effing kidding. omg I wonder if the would like to sell tickets for its destruction. Pay $10 and get a whack with the sledgehammer! That is insane. Even the WaPo has now endorsed the construction.
Speaking of destruction... (gonna need a bigger post)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2025 02:10 AM (5e+/e)
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I might pay that for a swing at the Obamalisk.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2025 02:11 AM (XeU6L)
... I'm watching AOC shouting herself hoarse at a Mamdani rally. Massive crowd cheering like insanity, chanting TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH! When Nanny Mamdani's initiatives inevitably fail -- $30/hr minimum wage, free childcare, free buses, utopian grocery stores, rent freezes -- those people are going to riot. I expect huge violence before 2028. Trump, of course, will be blamed.
This is going to be a huge problem.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2025 02:13 AM (5e+/e)
JQ, a cat lover like me just wants to bring him in and make him cozy forever -- but if he won't use the box, OUT he goes! At least he lets you know!
There was a half-broken, tattered old cat that used to live on my block. He'd eat food that you put out, fight any other cat that came within a foot of him, and shimmy backwards at the sight of an open door. We called him Jesse James. When he died, he pretty much dropped in his tracks.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2025 02:17 AM (5e+/e)
Posted by: pawn at October 27, 2025 02:18 AM (sPsWv)
He's just.. a cool dude. Mellow. Doesn't go looking for fights (neutered by former owner) and munches the rodent and grasshopper populations down. My kinda critter!
I've taught him that *indoors is ok* and *rubbys are ok* since he arrived here about 4 years ago. He was quite hesitant at first.
My former cats were obnoxious with their lap-loving ways, so this dude is kind of a relief. He's so chill. Will hang out nearby whenever I'm outside, and sometimes approach for a "bonk" and skritch, then continue on his way.
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 02:24 AM (rdVOm)
I might pay that for a swing at the Obamalisk.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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At this point, I bet Obama would. He'll probably get into the new ballroom when JD Vance is inaugurated and fume all the way home.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2025 02:25 AM (5e+/e)
He's just.. a cool dude.
Posted by: JQ
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I've had cats with every kind of personality in the DSM-V. The cat my mom stole from me is one of the duller cats I've owned; hence my minimal protests. You're lucky you've got a cool cat right now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2025 02:27 AM (5e+/e)
Well, the backlash has to start sometime.
Posted by: pawn
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Yes, it does. The collision course has been set for years and it's just a matter of time before it happens. Watching that crowd, there is no way they're gonna settle for crumbs. Everyone should be fortifying their buildings now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2025 02:30 AM (5e+/e)
https://tinyurl.com/9x7h62h2
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2025 02:30 AM (PFs9e)
Pretty sure that no scoring in the first 20 is Soccer only
Posted by: Fen at October 27, 2025 02:33 AM (dylrg)
But not a tuxedo, no, he's more of a "cow cat" as was discussed here some months ago.
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 02:34 AM (rdVOm)
This is going to be a huge problem.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2025 02:13 AM (5e+/e)
Blow the bridges and send in Snake Plissken.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2025 02:40 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Berserker
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This is the way.
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 02:42 AM (rdVOm)
Swing by Fen's FAFO to upgrade your Pepper Spray with Holy Water. The slow burn is so satisfying!
Posted by: Fen at October 27, 2025 02:44 AM (dylrg)
Posted by: Berserker
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Time to dust off the excerpt from Mickey Spillane's 'One Lonely Night'. Haven't done that in a while:
“I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hands. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs into the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I’ve ever been and happy too. They were Commies, Lee. They were red sons-of-bitches who should have died long ago.”
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2025 02:44 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 02:49 AM (rdVOm)
Thou Shall Not suffer a Marxist to live.
Also, capitalization is optional.
-,The Book of Fen 3:8-9
Posted by: Fen at October 27, 2025 02:51 AM (dylrg)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 02:59 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2025 03:07 AM (ZeH0U)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 03:09 AM (rdVOm)
You're welcome, dear. I hope you can get some sleep.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2025 03:13 AM (looXz)
Some nights, sleep is easier than other nights...
Tonight is one of the tough ones.
:shrug:
It's all good. Thanks.
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 03:15 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 27, 2025 12:33 AM (/hdlF)
snort!
But it makes sense. It's fully DEIlated.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 27, 2025 12:56 AM (N03yu)
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* golf clap *
Hope to meet you some day, Dog! Isn't it time for an Israeli MoMe?
Getting over there to the Hold Land is definitely on my bucket list (I'm a YUGE Dennis Prager fan, and enamored of his Rational Bible Torah series -- and pray that he can recover from his horrible fall and injuries).
I've gone from Ayn Rand a-theist radical libertarian to agnostic conservative to a believer in Satan (since 2020) -- and hence a believer in God -- to Christian-Curious as moved & touched by Charlie Kirk, but am fond of saying that as a self-described "Justice Freak" if I had to convert to a religion, it would likely be the "Eye For An Eye" Judaism over the "Turn The Other Cheek" Christianity.
The Wifey and I have been watching "The Chosen" and it's very well done, and I cry most every episode. I'm like the Fox Mulder of Simon Peters: "I WANT TO BELIEVE."
It's a spiritual dilemma between the head and the heart ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 27, 2025 03:21 AM (/hdlF)
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 27, 2025 03:23 AM (/hdlF)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 03:24 AM (rdVOm)
Just rolled in to Peon Manor about 25 minutes ago. Very tired, so not going to stick around tonight. Uneventful trip; just long hours.
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2025 03:24 AM (npFr7)
https://tinyurl.com/r8v6s9cy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2025 03:07 AM (ZeH0U)
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Adorable! And ONE TRUSTING kitteh -- it could be crushed, but this is obvious a routine that's played out numerous times before.
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 27, 2025 03:26 AM (/hdlF)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 03:27 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2025 12:39 AM (snZF9)
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* fist bump* my Berserker Friend!
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 27, 2025 03:30 AM (/hdlF)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2025 03:45 AM (rdVOm)
What the Hell is that racket?
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