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When Democrats write a book
Choose your superpower
Chicken treats
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New fitness fad just dropped
Her life is in his hands
Wheeeee!
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You know this kid don't GAF
Moo
Wow
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Excuse me?
What series did you have ruined by woke?
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When?
Emo Elmo
Deep thoughts
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AWS went down this week, causing massive disruptions of...high end beds?
Coke
He got game
How to pull trim like a professional: Get a duck if you want to fuck. pic.twitter.com/ESKQYMSbeb
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New theory on women. Discuss
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: fourseasons at October 24, 2025 10:00 PM (3ek7K)
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Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at October 24, 2025 10:05 PM (IQ6Gq)
Tron 3 will not
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:05 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 24, 2025 10:01 PM
And then the murders started...
Posted by: Winston Wolf at October 24, 2025 10:05 PM (Wnv9h)
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Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 24, 2025 10:07 PM (47diA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:07 PM (rRL05)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 24, 2025 10:01 PM
And then the murders started...
Posted by: Winston Wolf at October 24, 2025 10:05 PM (Wnv9h)
*subscribed*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:07 PM (xcxpd)
https://5mind.com/
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 24, 2025 10:07 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: angsterdam at October 24, 2025 10:07 PM (van9r)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 24, 2025 10:07 PM (QVmho)
Good evening, WeirdDave and the world of Morons. We're at the start of days of rain, with flood warnings. Sounds pleasant enough on our roof, but the doggie is not happy.
Posted by: mindful webworker - wet walkies at October 24, 2025 10:07 PM (K0Os3)
Are there any piano teachers here...?
Posted by: Official Delurker, thinking of getting a new nic at October 24, 2025 10:08 PM (cifhi)
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2025 10:09 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 24, 2025 10:09 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 24, 2025 10:01 PM
And then the murders started...
Posted by: Winston Wolf
I was as loaded as the 38 stuck in my waistband....
Posted by: Some Rat at October 24, 2025 10:09 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:09 PM (rRL05)
Posted by: TRex - dino was workin' for the weekend at October 24, 2025 10:09 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 24, 2025 10:07 PM (47diA)
If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao Zedong (1893-1976) at October 24, 2025 10:09 PM (vwL3N)
Posted by: mindful webworker - steak multiplied at October 24, 2025 10:10 PM (K0Os3)
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Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 24, 2025 10:11 PM (mAdag)
Posted by: angsterdam at October 24, 2025 10:07 PM
***
Ouch.
Posted by: TRex - slightly dented dino at October 24, 2025 10:11 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Official Delurker, thinking of getting a new nic
"Eighty eight fingers" McKinty, but he only plays at the Club ONT.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 24, 2025 10:11 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 24, 2025 10:11 PM (cYBz/)
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Posted by: COMountainMarie
Yeah, the overbite is way worse than I recall. {{{}}}
Posted by: Some Rat at October 24, 2025 10:13 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Piper at October 24, 2025 10:13 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 24, 2025 10:11 PM (47diA)
Chiming in.
Posted by: Neigbor at October 24, 2025 10:13 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 24, 2025 10:13 PM (UjDHi)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 24, 2025 10:07 PM (47diA)
If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao Zedong (1893-1976) at October 24, 2025 10:09 PM (vwL3N)
Never trust a fart over 50...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:13 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2025 10:13 PM (gKDq2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfrrIDT53_w
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:13 PM (rRL05)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 24, 2025 10:14 PM (6bHrD)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 24, 2025 10:14 PM (47diA)
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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 24, 2025 10:15 PM (tgvbd)
Never trust a fart over 50...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:13 PM (xcxpd)
Go to Xinjiang Province and fix tractors.
Posted by: Mao Zedong (1893-1976) at October 24, 2025 10:15 PM (vwL3N)
Posted by: Cow Demon
The first Tron was really "out there". Pretty much way ahead of its target audience.
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 24, 2025 10:15 PM (UjDHi)
Posted by: the way I see it at October 24, 2025 10:15 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 24, 2025 10:15 PM (47diA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:16 PM (rRL05)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 24, 2025 10:16 PM (TfUTr)
In the dim glow of a flickering desk lamp, she sat perched on the edge of a worn leather chair, her silhouette sharp enough to cut glass. The office was a dive—peeling wallpaper, a battered desk cluttered with cigarette burns and half-empty bourbon bottles, the kind of place where dreams went to sulk. Her name was probably something like Vivian or Faye, but her eyes, hard and glinting like polished obsidian, said she wasn’t here for small talk. Crimson lipstick stained the cigarette she tapped against a chipped ashtray, each puff curling smoke like a ghost of bad decisions. Her black dress clung to her curves, a little too tight, like it was daring someone to notice. One leg crossed over the other, a stiletto heel dangling like a threat, she checked her watch with a scowl that could sour whiskey. Whatever she was waiting for— trouble, or a guy with a gun—it wasn’t coming fast enough, and her patience was thinner than the ice on a February puddle. Outside, the city growled through the rain-streaked window, and in here, the air was thick with secrets and the faint whiff of her perfume, something expensive and dangerous, like her.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 24, 2025 10:16 PM (cYBz/)
'I didn't think the first Tron bombed. No, it wasn't a colossal hit but not a catastrophe either, from what I can remember.'
It had a cult following among the nerd-minded.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 24, 2025 10:16 PM (fd80v)
I was a paperboy in my teens and there was a huge Lab buck on my route named Jet that loved me. He would often hunt me down carrying a folded up newspaper that I had just delivered somewhere on my route and was so proud of himself.
I just had to go home and wait for the phone call. Of course Jet would follow me around.
I was riding my bike through the neighborhood one and Jet saw me and took off after, ended up trying to jump in my lap as I was pedaling. CRASH! Lots of facelicking followed.
Posted by: pawn at October 24, 2025 10:17 PM (tqkKb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:17 PM (rRL05)
Posted by: the way I see it at October 24, 2025 10:17 PM (EYmYM)
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Posted by: scampydog at October 24, 2025 10:17 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Yeah, the overbite is way worse than I recall. {{{}}}
Posted by: Some Rat
Well, he can't brush his teeth very well so. . ..
Posted by: Tonypete at October 24, 2025 10:17 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 24, 2025 10:18 PM (6bHrD)
Posted by: King Thutmoses III at October 24, 2025 10:18 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 24, 2025 10:18 PM (PGEno)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 24, 2025 10:18 PM (47diA)
Posted by: clarence at October 24, 2025 10:19 PM (Z2R71)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 24, 2025 10:11 PM
***
That's my cousin. Fartshumper Rex. He has a good personality.
Posted by: TRex - pretty dino at October 24, 2025 10:19 PM (IQ6Gq)
Yes. He's fantastic...but! we got us some boys coming up who are pretty damn good...just sayin' 🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 24, 2025 10:19 PM (mAdag)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 24, 2025 10:19 PM (6bHrD)
Retire at 55 instead of 65...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2025 10:19 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: the way I see it at October 24, 2025 10:20 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: 496 at October 24, 2025 10:20 PM (G/LYz)
Retire at 55 instead of 65...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2025 10:19 PM (sKqQm)
That’s the one I would choose.
Posted by: the way I see it at October 24, 2025 10:20 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 24, 2025 10:20 PM (MZ+PY)
If you made that up....Brilliant!! If not. You sir, have read WAY TOO MUCH Mickey Spillane.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 24, 2025 10:20 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 24, 2025 10:21 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 24, 2025 10:21 PM (pIfcn)
TBH having a cute animal with you is a great way to open a discussion with a woman. And yes there are men that get pets for this specific reason.
Babies work too but for obvious reasons you need to make it clear its not your baby. Oh and that you didn't steal the baby either. "I'm the uncle" is a good answer. "Hey I found this baby, honest" is not.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2025 10:22 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 24, 2025 10:22 PM (PGEno)
Here is the OP song. The disk at the end is how Compiler, Assembler, and the other programs perform their power-ups.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0QL1_mmqR0
Brief nudity.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:22 PM (rRL05)
Posted by: the way I see it at October 24, 2025 10:20 PM (EYmYM)
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Good to know. I only watched one or two episodes after they wrote Malory off.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 24, 2025 10:22 PM (Pek1+)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 24, 2025 10:22 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Piper at October 24, 2025 10:22 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: King Thutmoses III at October 24, 2025 10:18 PM (oftw2)
When you want to send the very best memes, send WeirdDave.
{Bows in respect}
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2025 10:22 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: TRex - slightly dented dino
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Your ONTs are appreciated, by the peasantry Mr Dino.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 24, 2025 10:23 PM (KEwlz)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 24, 2025 10:21 PM
***
That Coke machine is the work of the devil. I have done battle with such a machine in pursuit of a root beer. It is evil.
Posted by: TRex - barq's has bite at October 24, 2025 10:24 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:24 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 24, 2025 10:24 PM (mAdag)
Posted by: clarence at October 24, 2025 10:24 PM (Z2R71)
Posted by: tankdemon at October 24, 2025 10:24 PM (FVLcK)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0QL1_mmqR0
Brief nudity.
I loaded your link and youtube had an unhappy Hatemonger in the "view next" area...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2025 10:25 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 24, 2025 10:25 PM (PGEno)
Here is the OP song. The disk at the end is how Compiler, Assembler, and the other programs perform their power-ups.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0QL1_mmqR0
Brief nudity.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:22 PM (rRL05)
Boobs
Butts.
Approved.
End of Line.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:25 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Buck at October 24, 2025 10:25 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:26 PM (rRL05)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 24, 2025 10:21 PM (Riz8t)
Each syrup had it's own dispenser in the first pic. In the second, they all come out one spout. It's soda syrup cross-contamination.
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2025 10:26 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2025 10:22 PM (sKqQm)
"It fell off the back of a truck."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 10:26 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 24, 2025 10:21 PM
I thought it was referring to all the flavors being mixed in one hole ( dispenser) instead of being pure in their own hole.
Posted by: the way I see it at October 24, 2025 10:27 PM (EYmYM)
Seems like pretty much all of them lately.
Watch American Gods
Think this is an interesting idea and Ian McShane can easily carry a show.
Get into it
BAM 15 minute hairy genie on hairy arab buttsechs scene
/I literally left the room figuring it would be over in 5m and...nope.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2025 10:27 PM (sKqQm)
Sorry if I'm not being clear. Watching Criterion's "Cure" and it's way weird. Too weird. Plus I have an evil cat.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 24, 2025 10:27 PM (CHHv1)
"The kid is just a rental" doesn't really work, either.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 24, 2025 10:27 PM (lUFok)
I was watching a show on Prime, a detective show. I don't remember the name. The first two episodes were good.. Third episode the female detectives were making out. They were lesbos.
That was it for me. I don't want to see that shit. It was sneaky how they tried to get you hooked.
Posted by: fourseasons at October 24, 2025 10:27 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 24, 2025 10:27 PM (47diA)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 24, 2025 10:28 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 24, 2025 10:28 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: 496 at October 24, 2025 10:29 PM (1+1mZ)
Great Danes are awesome dogs. And big. You will get attention if you are out with one, for sure.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 24, 2025 10:29 PM (KEwlz)
Posted by: gKWVE at October 24, 2025 10:29 PM (gKWVE)
Mumble decades ago, my new wife and I were barhopping in St. Louis and there was a guy at the bar with some furry animal in his arms, not anything that I had ever seen before. but cute with soft fur and liquid eyes. The young girls were digging it. It would nuzzle on their necks and boobs and they would laugh.
After watching for a while my wife said 'It's a puppet, the guy has his arm up inside it'. I watched and damn if she wasn't right.
That guy was smooth.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 24, 2025 10:29 PM (jc0TO)
Makes sense. So what's with the pictures of the forest and stream?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 24, 2025 10:29 PM (Riz8t)
He plays a psychotic hitman.
And here's the thing, even when he plays a psycho killer he really just comes across as an asshole.
Him murdering a witness? Nah, don't buy it
Him keying your car or taking a crap on your porch? Totally believe it
Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2025 10:29 PM (sKqQm)
Have you been watching Toujima Wants to be a Kamen Rider? It is nuts and made with lots of heart.
Bad guys theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0QL1_mmqR0
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:29 PM (rRL05)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 24, 2025 10:30 PM (TfUTr)
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I read the book. I don't remember that being in it but it's been a while.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 24, 2025 10:30 PM (Pek1+)
Posted by: gKWVE at October 24, 2025 10:30 PM (gKWVE)
He searched his pockets. No more coins; nothing. “I’ll pay you tomorrow,” he told the door. Again he tried the knob. Again it remained locked tight. “What I pay you,” he informed it, “is in the nature of a gratuity; I don’t have to pay you.”
“I think otherwise,” the door said. “Look in the purchase contract you signed when you bought this conapt.”
In his desk drawer he found the contract; since signing it he had found it necessary to refer to the document many times. Sure enough; payment to his door for opening and shutting constituted a mandatory fee. Not a tip.
“You discover I’m right,” the door said. It sounded smug.
From the drawer beside the sink Joe Chip got a stainless steel knife; with it he began systematically to unscrew the bolt assembly of his apt’s money-gulping door.
“I’ll sue you,” the door said as the first screw fell out.
Joe Chip said, “I’ve never been sued by a door. But I guess I can live through it.”
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2025 10:30 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 24, 2025 10:29 PM (KEwlz)
Sadly, one of the shortest-lived breeds, averaging between 6 to 8 years.
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2025 10:32 PM (gKDq2)
That was it for me. I don't want to see that shit. It was sneaky how they tried to get you hooked.
Posted by: fourseasons at October 24, 2025 10:27 PM (3ek7K)
The upcoming Sydney Sweeney movie will be about her husband who tried to kill her and how she found her true lesbian love and was always a lesbian. True story of some woman boxer.
Posted by: the way I see it at October 24, 2025 10:32 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 24, 2025 10:20 PM (MZ+PY)
Kid Crock
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 24, 2025 10:32 PM (vwL3N)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 24, 2025 10:32 PM (WtEb/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:33 PM (rRL05)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 24, 2025 10:33 PM (Pek1+)
Posted by: the way I see it at October 24, 2025 10:32 PM (EYmYM)
I'm not saying I WON'T watch it....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:33 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 24, 2025 10:33 PM (47diA)
Designing Women
It started out good, then Julia Sugarbaker got on her freaking Bloodworth-Thomason high horse every week, and it became another Democratic talking point as the theme of the show. I grew to despise that self righteous biddy.
Posted by: moki at October 24, 2025 10:34 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 24, 2025 10:33 PM (Pek1+)
Do NOT piss off Mr. Jordan61
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:34 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 10:34 PM (ynpvh)
Well at least it wasn’t Starsky and Hutch.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 24, 2025 10:34 PM (WtEb/)
So they had margaritas?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2025 10:34 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: RickZ
We had one who lived to be around 11, maybe 12. She was fully grown when we adopted her so had to guess. What a gentle giant. A true lap dog.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 24, 2025 10:35 PM (KEwlz)
Designing Women
It started out good, then Julia Sugarbaker got on her freaking Bloodworth-Thomason high horse every week, and it became another Democratic talking point as the theme of the show. I grew to despise that self righteous biddy.
Posted by: moki at October 24, 2025 10:34 PM (wLjpr)
An intended. Designing Women was intended as Femininst emasculating propganda from the beginning.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:35 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:34 PM (xcxpd)
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I didn't do it. The Dodgers did.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 24, 2025 10:35 PM (Pek1+)
Posted by: the way I see it at October 24, 2025 10:32 PM (EYmYM)
Ace will be able to review a real busty lesbian movie!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 10:35 PM (8zz6B)
Miami Blues he played a good psycho killer. I usually hate his acting. Plus you get to see Jennifer Jason Leigh’s boobs.
Posted by: the way I see it at October 24, 2025 10:35 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: scampydog at October 24, 2025 10:35 PM (41CYW)
'I started watching The Last Of Us on a plane ride. First episode was good so I started #2. Very soon it turned into a show glorifying two gay men who love fine wine'
You didn't want to watch Ron Swanson pack fudge?
Why not?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 24, 2025 10:35 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 10:36 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 10:36 PM (rdVOm)
Their cop car being a Subaru should have been a clue.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 24, 2025 10:36 PM (lUFok)
His character is supposed to be a pompous asshole and he was born to play the role.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2025 10:36 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Joyenz at October 24, 2025 10:37 PM (2F0/Y)
Had a boss who somehow jumped to management after taking 15 years off to raise three kids.
Guess how she comes across?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 24, 2025 10:37 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:37 PM (rRL05)
Have you been watching Toujima Wants to be a Kamen Rider? It is nuts and made with lots of heart.
Bad guys theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0QL1_mmqR0
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:29 PM (rRL05)
I'm still on "Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Sempai". And liking it. Just watching one episode ever few days.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:37 PM (xcxpd)
Oh, I read some of the stories my brother made up about me in court. Does that count?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 10:37 PM (ynpvh)
Screw throwing around wine bottles and hand wipes. That's for pikers. I...my friends, shall control every motor vehicle on the road thanks to some jackass's inclusion of ethanol as an additive. I will be levitating slow drivers, teaching a lesson to road ragers. Someone cuts me off...don't even try to run, I'm putting your sorry vehicle on top of a billboard, then applying my powers toward the alcohol based paint on the billboard to create an arrow pointing at your car, and the phrase, "Hey, look at this asshole. He cut off the wrong guy."
Perhaps I'm getting carried away. No...oh hell NO. What else? Oh yeah, who's up for betting on the Daytona 500? I'm pretty sure I know who's going to win. Etc etc etc....best super power of the bunch, if you don't count last time when I had a monkey following me around who dressed like me.
Posted by: Orson at October 24, 2025 10:38 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:33 PM (xcxpd)
Think Charlize Theron in Monster.
SS is almost unrecognizable.
Posted by: the way I see it at October 24, 2025 10:38 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 24, 2025 10:38 PM (lUFok)
His character is supposed to be a pompous asshole and he was born to play the role.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2025 10:36 PM (sKqQm)
He comes in and gets out in 15 minutes.
He was good on '30 Rock'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:38 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:38 PM (rRL05)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:33 PM (rRL05)
Because nobody wants to see real lesbians naked. Even if the trucker wallet covers the naughty bits.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 10:38 PM (8zz6B)
Homelander is in no ways a complex or interesting character. Oh and as played by the mincing f****t Anthony Starr, is Trumpian figure.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 24, 2025 10:38 PM (XV/Pl)
Oh, I read some of the stories my brother made up about me in court. Does that count?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 10:37 PM (ynpvh)
Did they involve Sydney Sweeney?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:39 PM (xcxpd)
Why not?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 24, 2025 10:35 PM (fd80v)
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I'm weird like that. I find it disgusting. And I find the liberal lecturing inherent in that stuff insulting.
Posted by: 496 at October 24, 2025 10:39 PM (jCuBf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:39 PM
fighting a tube top.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 24, 2025 10:40 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:38 PM (rRL05)
First Season. I'm working my way through in publication order.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:40 PM (xcxpd)
TBH the girl in most of the lesbian couples I've know is generally presentable.
The one pretending to be a guy not so much
Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2025 10:40 PM (sKqQm)
This ONT is hilarious. Evening, all!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2025 10:40 PM (ldc7S)
Sorry if I'm not being clear. Watching Criterion's "Cure" and it's way weird. Too weird. Plus I have an evil cat.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 24, 2025 10:27 PM (CHHv1)
You can do most of it online - social security.gov. Fill out the form and if you aren't planning to apply for disability, for the love of all that is holy, leave that stuff blank. It is cumbersome but necessary, in order to weed out fraud, but if you make a mistake and answer some of the questions, it will delay the start of your SS payments. Normally it takes a couple of months to start, so you can file the paperwork a month or two before your eligibility date. If you need help, call your state SS office. Ours was really responsive, so I hope yours is as well. Good luck!
Posted by: moki at October 24, 2025 10:41 PM (wLjpr)
Which the people from there think is really funny.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2025 10:41 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:41 PM (rRL05)
Homelander is in no ways a complex or interesting character. Oh and as played by the mincing f****t Anthony Starr, is Trumpian figure.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 24, 2025 10:38 PM (XV/Pl)
Garth Ennis hates heroes and hates America. That explains everything in 'The Boy's.
Boyscott.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:41 PM (xcxpd)
I have a figure of Mai in her school uniform but with bunny ears.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:41 PM (rRL05)
Dorbs
Mai is a great character
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:42 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 24, 2025 10:35 PM (Pek1+)
They lost a beisbol game?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 10:42 PM (8zz6B)
Screw throwing around wine bottles and hand wipes. That's for pikers. I...my friends, shall control every motor vehicle on the road thanks to some jackass's inclusion of ethanol as an additive. I will be levitating slow drivers, teaching a lesson to road ragers. Someone cuts me off...don't even try to run, I'm putting your sorry vehicle on top of a billboard, then applying my powers toward the alcohol based paint on the billboard to create an arrow pointing at your car, and the phrase, "Hey, look at this asshole. He cut off the wrong guy."
Perhaps I'm getting carried away. No...oh hell NO. What else? Oh yeah, who's up for betting on the Daytona 500? I'm pretty sure I know who's going to win. Etc etc etc....best super power of the bunch, if you don't count last time when I had a monkey following me around who dressed like me.
Posted by: Orson at October 24, 2025 10:38 PM (dIske)
Agreed. It has the most potential
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 10:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:43 PM (rRL05)
Oh, I read some of the stories my brother made up about me in court. Does that count?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 10:37 PM (ynpvh)
Did they involve Sydney Sweeney?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:39 PM (xcxpd)
Well...no.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 10:43 PM (ynpvh)
Which the people from there think is really funny.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2025 10:41 PM (rbvCR)
"Sleeping policemen" in Nicaragua.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 10:43 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:44 PM (rRL05)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2025 10:22 PM (sKqQm)
"It fell off the back of a truck."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
"I know a guy".
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 24, 2025 10:44 PM (UjDHi)
Oh, I read some of the stories my brother made up about me in court. Does that count?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 10:37 PM (ynpvh)
Did they involve Sydney Sweeney?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:39 PM (xcxpd)
Well...no.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 10:43 PM (ynpvh)
Bad fiction then
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:44 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:44 PM (rRL05)
They really are. They keep me watching through all the endless drama-filled teenaged girls.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:45 PM (xcxpd)
'I'm weird like that. I find it disgusting. And I find the liberal lecturing inherent in that stuff insulting.'
I'm with you there. That episode was a rude surprise.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 24, 2025 10:45 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:45 PM (rRL05)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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It's just a racist stereotype that Latins are lazy and sleep all the time! Reeee!
Posted by: 496 at October 24, 2025 10:45 PM (rlR9Y)
www.youtube.com/shorts/F-9o_XyJ4mM
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 24, 2025 10:45 PM (UkwIP)
everybody knows that tron is the bomb.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 24, 2025 10:45 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 10:42 PM (8zz6B)
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Not yet, but it's 11-2 in the 7th.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 24, 2025 10:45 PM (Pek1+)
Oh, I read some of the stories my brother made up about me in court. Does that count?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 10:37 PM (ynpvh)
Did they involve Sydney Sweeney?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:39 PM (xcxpd)
Well...no.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 10:43 PM (ynpvh)
Bad fiction then
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:44 PM (xcxpd)
Indeed. IT was the wurst; bad sausage making.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 10:45 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 24, 2025 10:46 PM (XV/Pl)
everybody knows that tron is the bomb.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 24, 2025 10:45 PM (snZF9)
Especially the neu one.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 10:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Virtual Clint Howard, still prematurely bald at October 24, 2025 10:46 PM (DsA2n)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 24, 2025 10:47 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: PaleRider at October 24, 2025 10:47 PM (kdHU2)
"Orphanage caught on fire, what luck!"
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2025 10:47 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2025 10:47 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 24, 2025 10:47 PM (YlWIZ)
Many. Legion.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 10:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: PT, Piano Teacher, former Official Delurker at October 24, 2025 10:47 PM (cifhi)
Which the people from there think is really funny.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2025 10:41 PM (rbvCR)
____________________________________
I call them fences. I can drive over them. But, if I'm going for a walk, I have to turn around and find another around.
Sincerely,
Robert Reich
Posted by: Orson at October 24, 2025 10:47 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:47 PM (rRL05)
Thanx in advance....you have a wobbly stool at my crooked table
any ol' day or night.... *please bring balancing matchbooks*
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 24, 2025 10:47 PM (mAdag)
Posted by: 496 at October 24, 2025 10:47 PM (YpWtw)
Y'all have a great weekend!
https://tinyurl.com/j62aaytb
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 24, 2025 10:48 PM (6PCLE)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 24, 2025 10:47 PM (YlWIZ)
Many. Legion.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 10:47 PM (ynpvh)
Here's a useful guide...
https://tinyurl.com/mxsfhmth
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 10:48 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 24, 2025 10:48 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 10:48 PM (ynpvh)
Yes there were certainly movies with gay characters, but if you went to watch the Birdcage or something like that you knew what you were signing up for.
To take American Gods again...the main character is Odin, I'll just say his retainer and his retainer's dead wife. Simple right? Oh, here's a dorky Arab character and a male genie. Let's make them gay. And a sudden focus of the show.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2025 10:48 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
*************
Oh, he is definitely not blue...more of an orange tone.
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at October 24, 2025 10:49 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:50 PM (rRL05)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 24, 2025 10:50 PM (9ipOP)
Posted by: Tube Tops at October 24, 2025 10:50 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2025 10:50 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey
Close, but not exactly:
Damnitol
Fuckitol
Just stay away from Enditol
Posted by: Tonypete at October 24, 2025 10:50 PM (cYBz/)
I want a sound track. One I can hear normally, but can make others around me hear at will...
So like when it's time to get romanitcal? Right music... bad guy sneakin up on me? yeah...
Training montage? all in...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 24, 2025 10:51 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 24, 2025 10:51 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 24, 2025 10:51 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 24, 2025 10:51 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:51 PM (rRL05)
Posted by: gKWVE at October 24, 2025 10:52 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2025 10:47 PM (viF8m)
No boobs
Just music.
You can do better
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:52 PM (xcxpd)
On my run today I realized that my 'Give a Shit'?
Constipated.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 24, 2025 10:52 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2025 10:53 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: The Strand at October 24, 2025 10:53 PM (DsA2n)
Tron bombed because it sucks.
Watch Heavy Metal instead.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 24, 2025 10:50 PM (9ipOP)
It's a one way ticket to midnight
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:53 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2025 10:50 PM (2WIwB)
Funny how suddenly every single Sherlock Holmes show has either a Female sidekick, or a Daughter, or Niece, who actually solves the crimes.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 24, 2025 10:54 PM (mP0Kj)
Watch Heavy Metal instead.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 24, 2025 10:50 PM (9ipOP)
I got the soundtrack.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 24, 2025 10:54 PM (vwL3N)
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2025 10:53 PM (gKDq2)
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Mmmmm....Nathan Stark.....
I'm actually rewatching Eureka right now.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 24, 2025 10:54 PM (Pek1+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 24, 2025 10:50 PM
It's a one way ticket to midnight
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:53 PM
***
Randy Marsh and Kenny approved.
Posted by: TRex - major boobage at October 24, 2025 10:56 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2025 10:56 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: scampydog at October 24, 2025 10:56 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey
Close, but not exactly:
Damnitol
Fuckitol
Just stay away from Enditol
Posted by: Tonypete at October 24, 2025 10:50 PM (cYBz/)
Mostly Beta Blockers
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 24, 2025 10:56 PM (6PCLE)
My guy pal drives a Subaru. He never gets enough crap from me for this. Of, course we live in Boulder County, so he's kind of a 'grey man' here....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 24, 2025 10:56 PM (mAdag)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 24, 2025 10:56 PM (ZVgZ4)
The good news is they start the clock on accruing your payments when you specify, and you be paid a lump sum when you get approved.
Example: You submit your request in January, with a requested payment start date of January. You get approved in March. They send you the January and February payments as soon as you get approved in March.
Looking back, I should have submitted a couple of months before I wanted the payments to start.
The SS website should have all this information, and it would be accurate info, too, as opposed to the ravings of some idiot on the intertubes.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 24, 2025 10:56 PM (RWp+V)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 24, 2025 10:57 PM (cYBz/)
Overheard at last week's Texas MoMe -- but apparently not Top 10-Worthy:
"I was told there would be no physics!" -- ShainS
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 24, 2025 03:02 PM (XABzT)
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Hey. It doesn't count as overheard if you're the one who said it!
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 24, 2025 03:06 PM (DRSnL)
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Touché!
And thanks for the hearty laugh ... 'twas a pleasure getting to meet, hang out with, chat, be fed by, and have my fingers burned by The World Famous TX MoMe Bacon Wench!
;-)
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 24, 2025 10:57 PM (/hdlF)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 10:57 PM (ynpvh)
And half the songs in the movie are in just one episode.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:58 PM (rRL05)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You funny!!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 24, 2025 10:58 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2025 10:50 PM (2WIwB)
Funny how suddenly every single Sherlock Holmes show has either a Female sidekick, or a Daughter, or Niece, who actually solves the crimes.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 24, 2025 10:54 PM (mP0Kj)
"Funny"
As planned. Sherlock Holmes must be destroyed or he might indicate men can be competent and not a slave to poonany.
Space King thinks Sherlock Holmes does not need updating.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:58 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 10:57 PM (ynpvh)
Love ya Jim
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:59 PM (xcxpd)
Boy was I surprised.
Posted by: pawn at October 24, 2025 10:59 PM (tqkKb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:59 PM (rRL05)
"Orphanage caught on fire, what luck!"
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2025 10:47 PM
It was a surprise adoption!
Posted by: Josephistan at October 24, 2025 11:00 PM (FLx59)
And half the songs in the movie are in just one episode.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 10:58 PM (rRL05)
"Open Arms" by Journey?
Damn it, I need to get my CD to be sure
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 11:00 PM (xcxpd)
In my mind, you look like Bogey and smell of Chesterfields. If you continue to write, I would subscribe to your newsletter.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 24, 2025 11:00 PM (KEwlz)
Boy was I surprised.
Posted by: pawn at October 24, 2025 10:59 PM (tqkKb)
It moved
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 11:00 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: scampydog at October 24, 2025 11:00 PM (41CYW)
Great job Tony Pete.
I'm-a gonna finish off this Sazerac Rye and turn in.
Have a good night Morons.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 11:01 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 10:58 PM (xcxpd)
Dr. Watson would seem silly with a Glock instead of his Webley.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 11:02 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2025 11:02 PM (rRL05)
Boy was I surprised.
Posted by: pawn at October 24, 2025 10:59 PM (tqkKb)
It moved
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 24, 2025 11:00 PM (xcxpd)
Lesson learned... Giving Head has a slightly different definition to lesbians.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 24, 2025 11:02 PM (mP0Kj)
;-)
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 24, 2025 10:57 PM (/hdlF)
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Aww, shucks. It was great meeting you and the Mrs. too!
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 24, 2025 11:02 PM (Pek1+)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 24, 2025 11:06 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 24, 2025 10:50 PM
Sternnnnnnn..he's nothing but a low down, double dealing, back stabbing, larcenous, perverted wormmmm. Hanging's too good for him, burning's too god for him, he should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried aliiiiiiive.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 24, 2025 11:06 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2025 10:47 PM (viF8m)
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"Tedeschi Trucks Band - Angel From Montgomery/Sugaree"
Love me some Tedeschi Trucks. Somebody, maybe you Jack, posted another video of them -- I think a different song, some years ago.
I would never have heard of them if we didn't have a Pirate Radio station (in Jerome, AZ) called "Gulch Radio" that went legit and licensed some years ago. They play great old & contemporary stuff that rarely got radio airplay (e.g. how I first discovered both of these artists as well as Widespread Panic).
I still occasionally re-watch that great tribute to the BeeGees and Barry Gibb (live and in person) at the 2017 Grammys you posted here by Keith Urban covering "To Love Somebody."
Thanks for both -- and all your commentary!
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 24, 2025 11:07 PM (/hdlF)
Posted by: Never Owned A Dog, Myself at October 24, 2025 11:08 PM (oftw2)
*except when he was sellin' dope to little kids while dressed as a NUN!*
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 11:08 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Bulg at October 24, 2025 11:09 PM (77rzZ)
Boy was I surprised.
Posted by: pawn at October 24, 2025 10:59 PM (tqkKb)
Should have invited them in for a nice game of switchboard.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 24, 2025 11:09 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: 18-1
How many people does he have to kill before you would believe it?
Posted by: Kratwurst at October 24, 2025 11:09 PM (fcDpY)
Posted by: RickZ
MiladyJo and I are just a few episodes into a re-watch of Eureka. As I said the other night, it's amazing how little I remember when it was only a decade ago. I don't recall a descent into wokism, in that or Warehouse 13. My wokedar may not have been as finely honed back then.
I really enjoyed Avatar, the Last Airbender original series. The subsequent series, whatever it was called, was forgettable and ultimately disappointing in the final relationship development.
Posted by: mindful webworker - totally gratuitous at October 24, 2025 11:09 PM (K0Os3)
A lesbian asked me out once at a party and I almost went with her to a concert. Which would have ended u a big surprise for me. My bf now husband (I think we were broken up at the time, but he was always lurking around) overheard her ask me if I was straight. I told her no, because I was pretty wasted at the time, and yes, I'd go.
He then told her I was with him and was straight and I argued with him about both issues. I never saw her again but she was not butch. The lipstick lesbian type.
As I have said, my guardian angels, and there were more than one in shifts, were exhausted by the time we married.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 24, 2025 11:09 PM (6PCLE)
Posted by: Kratwurst at October 24, 2025 11:11 PM (fcDpY)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2025 10:50 PM (2WIwB)
Funny how suddenly every single Sherlock Holmes show has either a Female sidekick, or a Daughter, or Niece, who actually solves the crimes.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 24, 2025 10:54 PM (mP0Kj)
Elementary is actually one of my favorite series, and I think it did the race/gender swaps very well. Watson did end up solving some crimes, but it was in the context of her being Sherlock's apprentice, so it made sense.
Posted by: Darrell Harris - Je Suis Charlie at October 24, 2025 11:11 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: tankdemon at October 24, 2025 11:11 PM (FVLcK)
My guy pal drives a Subaru. He never gets enough crap from me for this. Of, course we live in Boulder County, so he's kind of a 'grey man' here....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 24, 2025 10:56 PM (mAdag)
Subaru is a car? I thought it was the United Way.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 24, 2025 11:12 PM (vwL3N)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 24, 2025 11:06 PM (ZVgZ4)
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Owing to recommendations from some fans here, we reluctantly have been watching the "Elementary" series with both Watson and Moriarty portrayed as women (a little off putting) and an occasion tranny character.
However, the stores are pretty well-written and the acting quite good. What's amazing to us is that many of the themes (especially tech-related), though about a decade old, are still quite relevant and in the news today (it seems like a contemporary series, not an "old" one).
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 24, 2025 11:12 PM (/hdlF)
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 24, 2025 11:12 PM (vwL3N)
Then just as quickly, the pursuit blows down my side street and fires out north on Laurel Canyon and the sound fades north.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 24, 2025 11:14 PM (25kuG)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2025 11:15 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 24, 2025 11:15 PM (WtEb/)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2025 11:15 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Darrell Harris - Je Suis Charlie at October 24, 2025 11:11 PM (0CU3H)
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Agree, Darrell.
[BTW, I wrote comment #266 without having read any of the other (apparently previous) comments on the same subject and independently -- so rack it up as a "Horde Mind" experience ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 24, 2025 11:16 PM (/hdlF)
Posted by: Robert the Cat at October 24, 2025 11:16 PM (9ipOP)
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 24, 2025 11:14 PM
***
Just another night in LA...
Posted by: TRex - here a chopper, there a chopper, everywhere a chopper at October 24, 2025 11:18 PM (IQ6Gq)
--
In a sexy times way or in a domestic violence way?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 24, 2025 11:18 PM (Wx316)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at October 24, 2025 11:19 PM (gkBHR)
'Warehouse 13' had the whole 'Jinx is gay' character arc. Really? That's necessary to recover artifacts?
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2025 11:19 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Same - was cool.
Posted by: scampydog at October 24, 2025 11:19 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 24, 2025 11:20 PM (25kuG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 24, 2025 11:20 PM (WtEb/)
Posted by: TRex - AF1 tracking service at October 24, 2025 11:21 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 24, 2025 11:21 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 24, 2025 11:21 PM (mT+6a)
Dexter never went woke.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 24, 2025 11:22 PM (Wx316)
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 11:22 PM (rdVOm)
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 11-12
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: October 25, 2025
Launch Time: 7:00 a.m. PDT (1400 CEST, 16:00 CEST)
https://youtu.be/9teOiWp47m8
Posted by: Joyenz at October 24, 2025 11:23 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 24, 2025 11:21 PM (ZVgZ4)
Exactly! a good reason for making copyright longer, not shorter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 11:23 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
Consider the power of AND.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 24, 2025 11:24 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: scampydog at October 24, 2025 11:24 PM (41CYW)
"the Shadow can only mock, not make; not new things of its own" -- JRRT
Posted by: gKWVE at October 24, 2025 11:24 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: the way I see it at October 24, 2025 10:32 PM (EYmYM)
Giiiiiiigydddy
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 24, 2025 11:26 PM (PGEno)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 24, 2025 11:21 PM (ZVgZ4)
1000X this.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 24, 2025 11:26 PM (snZF9)
youtube.com/watch?v=x9mwzZsBfK0
What's the make, model and year of the death car?
Posted by: gp at October 24, 2025 11:27 PM (7imtn)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 24, 2025 11:28 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 24, 2025 11:28 PM (mT+6a)
Always remember those heady nights when we'd make it to 1000 comments (MisHum times),,,, Miklos, PeteBog, DOOF!, DDS, etc.,etc....and all the late nighter wackos...perhaps our wonderful, fun, new Cobs can inspire this once again (DOOF! ),,,
A girl can dream....
Love youz...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 24, 2025 11:29 PM (mAdag)
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BTW, we need to get you (I have some memory of you maybe being in the NorthEast?) -- and numerous other Morons -- to come to a TX MoMe so we can meet in person.
Really enjoy your commentary and perspective!
/BTW, I wore a bright red (with white letters) "I AM CHARLIE" cap to the TX MoMe Friday night -- and was blessed and privileged to attend Charlie Kirk's Memorial Service (two hours south of us in Phoenix).
Additionally, post-Charlie Hebdo, I bought a wonderful black-and-white drawing of Ayn Rand (one of my philosophical intellectual mentors) created by Bosch Fawstin -- an American cartoonist and anti-Islamist activist who is known for drawing the Islamic prophet Muhammad.
Born a Muslim, his parents came from Albania. Fawstin left the religion and now describes himself as a "radical critic of Islam" He won a controversial Muhammad cartoon contest in 2015 that saw the Curtis Culwell Center attack take place (by a known Deep State FBI Patsy who was allowed to do so).
Naturally, he's had fatwas and death threats since a la Salman Rushdie and has had to live in hiding.
https://is.gd/eS70BW
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 24, 2025 11:29 PM (/hdlF)
"Dinner on the table in five minutes" I say. "You probably outta wash your hands."
The end
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 24, 2025 11:30 PM (KEwlz)
Posted by: Billy Jeff at October 24, 2025 11:30 PM (gKWVE)
Boy was I surprised.
Posted by: pawn
Love is Love.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 24, 2025 11:31 PM (6bHrD)
The end
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
Realistic, but I prefered Nurse’s ending
Posted by: Kratwurst at October 24, 2025 11:31 PM (fcDpY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 24, 2025 11:34 PM (WtEb/)
Gimme more.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 24, 2025 11:21 PM (mT+6a)
The rain lashed against the shuttered windows and the wind slapped branches against the eaves in its blind, arrhythmic spite, competing with the gurgle of overburdened downspouts and cascades of overfilled gutters. Inside, the fire ticked softly as the wood glowed its way to embers, shifting from time to time as the coals collapsed from the gnawing flame, releasing a scatter of sparks up the chimney in response; the cats arrayed in the warmth, drowsed in varying poses of contentment, a breath of feline snore, a shift, and contemptuous silence in response to the storm outside.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2025 11:36 PM (rbvCR)
A very extra special story
Make it mine, every line
Don't make me sorry
It's what I want, it's what I want
And I'll tell you what
You know me, and I can be
A very very vicious critic
- Anthrax, "Misery Loves Company"
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 24, 2025 11:36 PM (vwL3N)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 24, 2025 11:38 PM (6bHrD)
The classification of gender dysphoria has evolved over time, with the DSM-5 recognizing it as a mental health diagnosis but NOT as an illness. We need and should keep it in the classification of a Mental Health ILLNESS in spite of Marxist/Socialist attempts to reassign this disorder as a social construct based on the ILLEGAL RIGHT of TRANS to get THEIR FREAK ON and BE SOCIALLY ABHORRENT. This attempt to further denude the REPUBLIC.
We still have Pornography laws... Tranny's fall into this because...Tranny's.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 24, 2025 11:39 PM (25kuG)
I recently learned, from KTE, that the author of Eat Pray Love is a truly vile person.
There's a review of her latest book that touches on it if anyone cares
https://tinyurl.com/asjuzxzc
Wealthy, whiny and wildly tone deaf: Elizabeth Gilbert’s new memoir exemplifies ‘priv-lit’
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 24, 2025 11:39 PM (7gFa4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 24, 2025 11:34 PM (WtEb/)
Late '70's to early '80's, maybe. Don't really remember when the rectangular headlamps first began to be seen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 11:43 PM (8zz6B)
Ok I better quit right there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 24, 2025 11:43 PM (WtEb/)
Oh, and as to Gilbert's new one
Marketed – predictably – as “a story of love, loss and liberation”, and lauded by Oprah as “the bravest thing [she’s] ever read”
Oprah might actually be the Antichrist.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 24, 2025 11:44 PM (gKWVE)
The rain lashed against the shuttered windows and the wind slapped branches against the eaves in its blind, arrhythmic spite, competing with the frantic gurgle of overburdened downspouts and cascades of overfilled gutters. Inside, as the weather's prying fingers rattled the panes and sought entrance under the sashes, the cats arrayed in the warmth, drowsed in varying poses of contentment; the fire ticked softly as the wood glowed its way to embers, shifting from time to time as the coals collapsed under the gnawing flame, releasing a scatter of sparks up the chimney in response. The only noises a breath of feline snore, a dreaming twitch, a shift, and contemptuous cozy silence in response to the fury outside.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2025 11:45 PM (rbvCR)
Oh, and as to Gilbert's new one
Marketed – predictably – as “a story of love, loss and liberation”, and lauded by Oprah as “the bravest thing [she’s] ever read”
Oprah might actually be the Antichrist.
Posted by: gKWVE
She antichrist adjacent, anyway. Oprah has done profound damage to civilization.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 24, 2025 11:47 PM (6bHrD)
Posted by: Weirddave at October 24, 2025 11:47 PM (pimpz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 11:43 PM (8zz6B)
One of our pals got a new ‘77 Trans Am, and one of the things we thought was so cool about it was that we’d never seen the square headlights before.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 24, 2025 11:48 PM (WtEb/)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2025 11:48 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 24, 2025 11:49 PM (KEwlz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 24, 2025 11:50 PM (oeNAa)
Posted by: gKWVE
Nah, she’d have to settle for the Whore of Babylon.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 24, 2025 11:50 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2025 11:48 PM (rbvCR)
And all the pets came running.
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2025 11:51 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2025 11:53 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 11:43 PM (8zz6B)
One of our pals got a new ‘77 Trans Am, and one of the things we thought was so cool about it was that we’d never seen the square headlights before.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Now with LEDs we can have all kinds of goofy shapes.
Also a bit harder to tell if they are hitting you with the high beams. Except when they are behind and their lights are casting shape shadows of your own car on the road in front of you.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 24, 2025 11:54 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 24, 2025 11:55 PM (25kuG)
--
Yes.
Then she broke up with second husband to be with her hair dresser/ best friend/ lover former addict Rayya right after Rayya got a terminal cancer dx. They decide to skip treatment, enjoy Rayya's last 6 months of life, go to Bali on a spending spree, Rayya gets addicted again, (morphine). Elizabeth gets tired of taking care of an addict, and thinks about killing her by swapping something into her heroin or something.
Rayya kicks the bucket finally and Elizabeth gets lauded by Oprah again. So brave.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 24, 2025 11:55 PM (7gFa4)
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Even so, she's still no Jacques Rousseau.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 24, 2025 11:56 PM (oeNAa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 11:57 PM (8zz6B)
I usually like Rick Beato, appreciate his knowledge and analysis of music, but I feel kind of like I just lost seventeen minutes I'll never get back, as the saying goes, as he waxes rhapsodic (or more rapsodic?) about some artist Sleep Token's song Emergence.
I sometimes wonder what Rick might make of some of my (few) better songs, although watching him talk about recording production, I more wonder how my songs might sound with real production vs. my poor low-q solo home-recordings work. I also gotta admit, I wonder what it would be like to have a hundred million plays on Spotify like this song!!! Things I'll never know.
A song I've always enjoyed, though:
https://youtu.be/y2f3tlgApHw
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - over half a century and it doesn't age at October 24, 2025 11:58 PM (K0Os3)
... ah crap.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 24, 2025 11:58 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 24, 2025 11:58 PM (UjDHi)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
What a CU Next Tuesday. Vile.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 24, 2025 11:58 PM (KEwlz)
Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at October 24, 2025 11:58 PM (M772T)
Posted by: Cicero
Who never got a Michelin star, by the way
Posted by: Chef Mikleuse at October 25, 2025 12:00 AM (M772T)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 25, 2025 12:00 AM (oeNAa)
Posted by: Kindltot
Do you, perchance, know a stripper named Stormy Knight?
Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Miklos at October 25, 2025 12:03 AM (M772T)
Posted by: Cicero
Unkind, lound eye
Posted by: Fang-Fang loyally served The Party at October 25, 2025 12:05 AM (M772T)
youtube.com/watch?v=x9mwzZsBfK0
What's the make, model and year of the death car?
Posted by: gp at October 24, 2025 11:27 PM (7imtn)
Model 1919 30.06 caliber.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2025 12:05 AM (snZF9)
The Democrat party has thrown over their mantle to them.
We should work up some nerve to take them out...completely.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 25, 2025 12:05 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: Cicero
You gotta have something if you wanna be with me
Posted by: Billy Preston at October 25, 2025 12:07 AM (M772T)
youtube.com/watch?v=x9mwzZsBfK0
Sorry. Ackshully, that is not a M2 "Ma Deuce" .50 BMG.
I believe it is a Model 1919 in 30-06.
Now, please excuse me. Wesley Crusher and I have an epic D&D campaign underway, and those pizza rolls aren't going to eat themselves.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 25, 2025 12:07 AM (RWp+V)
Now, please excuse me. Wesley Crusher and I have an epic D&D campaign underway, and those pizza rolls aren't going to eat themselves.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 25, 2025 12:07 AM (RWp+V)
It certainly made unrealistic-looking holes in the car.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2025 12:12 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 11:43 PM (8zz6B)
Quick glance I thought it was a late model chrysler cordoba, but then in other ways its looks ford.. It got shot up good. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2025 12:14 AM (snZF9)
I was unhappy I didn't know who wrote the cinema music and was most annoyed when someone argued with me that it was Daft Punk.
A few years later Joe Trapenese wrote the music to the animated video "sequel" and it was clear he wrote the first one as well.
https://youtu.be/8Li0Tyeqlc4?si=hBtc-7kvPvR_RIf6
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 25, 2025 12:16 AM (lhenN)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2025 12:17 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
...rich....Corinthian....leather.....
Posted by: Miklos passed out briefly, overwhwelmed by Nostalgia at October 25, 2025 12:18 AM (M772T)
I still pine for my first car. A 1942 Willy's Jeep.
The times I had in that classic rough and tumble beast.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 25, 2025 12:18 AM (25kuG)
Wild the waves and chill the spray
Swim against the tide
And say your last goodbye
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 25, 2025 12:20 AM (7gFa4)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
...rich....Corinthian....leather.....
Posted by: Miklos passed out briefly, overwhwelmed by Nostalgia at October 25, 2025 12:18 AM (M772T)
Rich corinthian blood stained bullet ridden leather.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2025 12:21 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 25, 2025 12:23 AM (oeNAa)
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2nd vehicle pining here. '69 Land Cruiser, FJ 40. Traded it for a car. Dumb, dumb decision.
Posted by: scampydog at October 25, 2025 12:27 AM (41CYW)
Alas, it is gone.
Posted by: JQ at October 25, 2025 12:30 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 11:43 PM (8zz6B
Without research, I would say 1975 with the last refresh of the 71 GM full-size DeVille, Electra and 98
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 25, 2025 12:30 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
You might forget your first girl, but you'll never forget your first car
Posted by: Vito-Miklos Graziano at October 25, 2025 12:43 AM (M772T)
Alas, it is gone.
Posted by: JQ at October 25, 2025 12:30 AM (rdVOm)
My father had a willys wagon he used for his business when I was really young, so I don't remember it that good. This was probably later 60's, and it seemed old already. I remembered a weird green color, and yeah, a lot of space in the back. I might have 5 or 6 at the time. I wish I could remember it more. I remember getting a ride in it only a few times.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2025 12:46 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2025 12:47 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2025 12:48 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: J. Strom Thurmond at October 25, 2025 12:49 AM (M772T)
Fine, I'll take it, and make all the Japanese schoolgirls' tentacle dreams come true.
Posted by: mikeski may be arriving a bit drunkish at October 25, 2025 12:49 AM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Vito-Miklos Graziano at October 25, 2025 12:43 AM (M772T)
My first car was a 1968 GTO. Yeah, not forgetting that any time soon. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2025 12:49 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
President of Free Alberta campaign kickoff
Posted by: Miklos so suspects at October 25, 2025 12:50 AM (M772T)
Posted by: Vito-Miklos Graziano
That's the problem for those of us who 'came of age' in the late 80s.
Our first cars were from the early 80s. Nobody's gettin' it on in the back seat of a Ford Escort, unless you're dating a midget or a contortionist.
Posted by: mikeski at October 25, 2025 12:52 AM (nhCoE)
Our first cars were from the early 80s. Nobody's gettin' it on in the back seat of a Ford Escort, unless you're dating a midget or a contortionist.
Posted by: mikeski at October 25, 2025 12:52 AM (nhCoE)
those were the dark ages. The chevy chevette was an abomination.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2025 12:54 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
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*Envious head tilt*
Posted by: scampydog at October 25, 2025 12:56 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: mikeski
I once came across a 1949 Cadillac.
Interesting in that instead of a glove box, there was a pull-out record player. Hmm, no way you could go down the road listening to records, the needle would skip.
*momentary flash*
Yep.
The front seat folded back all the way to make a comfy bed with the rear seat.
Posted by: Miklos things he would like the submarine races at October 25, 2025 12:57 AM (M772T)
Our first cars were from the early 80s. Nobody's gettin' it on in the back seat of a Ford Escort, unless you're dating a midget or a contortionist.
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My first car was a '71 Toyota Corona. Back seat? Naw, but the front buckets reclined all the way back!
I remember being told one morning, quietly, (by my grandfather!) that I "might want to clean the windshield" LOL!
Posted by: JQ at October 25, 2025 12:58 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
*whew*
*that was close*
Posted by: the AMC-Renault Alliance at October 25, 2025 12:59 AM (M772T)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
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*Envious head tilt*
Posted by: scampydog at October 25, 2025 12:56 AM (41CYW)
Funny story. A dude I went to high school with was driving, and I wasn't. He was older, but he passed my house on the way to high school, so he would pick me up, and 2 of my friends and we drove to school, got stoned out of our minds sitting in the parking lot before school and listened to the radio. we did that all year It was the 1968 GTO. A year later he wanted to sell it just as I was getting my license. $350. It got totaled 6 months later when an asshole in a van ran a stop sign while arguing with his fucking rotund ugly ass girlfriend. I was pissed. I got a roadrunner after that so it wasn't all bad. It was a great car though.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2025 01:03 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ at October 25, 2025 01:08 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ
Teen JQ dutifully headed out that morning, with windex and roll of paper towels... to see the sun shining through her windshield, rather *illuminating* a foot print...
Posted by: JQ
That's about the tamest possible end to that story. Heh.
Posted by: mikeski at October 25, 2025 01:10 AM (nhCoE)
Posted by: JQ
Footprints can identify like fingerprints.
Good move
Posted by: Miklos always expected court papers about the Child Support at October 25, 2025 01:12 AM (M772T)
Safe travels, AOP.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 25, 2025 01:13 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: mikeski
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No kidding!
He must not have said anything to my parents, or I'd *still* be grounded!
Posted by: JQ at October 25, 2025 01:13 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: RickZ at October 25, 2025 01:14 AM (gKDq2)
I remember being told one morning, quietly, (by my grandfather!) that I "might want to clean the windshield" LOL!
Posted by: JQ at October 25, 2025 12:58 AM (rdVOm)
My friend had one. We called it a toyota corrosion. It looked like somebody launched boats with it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2025 01:20 AM (snZF9)
I understand the new Donald J. Trump Ballroom will make liberal use of Fine Corinthian Leather.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 25, 2025 01:22 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 25, 2025 01:22 AM (w6EFb)
With Trump's tastes he'll have shit flown in from all over the known universe.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2025 01:24 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: publius
All the couches will be back seats from old muscle cars.
But with gold filigree, because Trump.
Posted by: mikeski at October 25, 2025 01:26 AM (nhCoE)
Just watching the rerun of Jesse Watters tonight, who had Michael Shellenberger on who made an interesting point about the Ballroom.
The last major renovations of the WH were right after WWII, and this represents the end of that era. The major renovation signals a new era, the end of the post WWII order. And that, subconsciously, is what is freaking out the establishment.
Demolishing the East Wing and putting up something new and grander represents the end of the Old Order.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 25, 2025 01:26 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ
Not all bad. At least you didn't lose the windshield. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2025 01:26 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Pedro Miklosodopoulos at October 25, 2025 01:26 AM (M772T)
The auto-trans was. a. dog. when cold, however... sluggish as hell until warmed up.
It became my sister's car, and then she wrecked it. It wasn't a bad crash, she was ok, but insurance totalled it because 'old' by mid-1980s. Meh.
Posted by: JQ at October 25, 2025 01:27 AM (rdVOm)
You feeling lucky?
Posted by: MartynWW at October 25, 2025 01:28 AM (s1DvK)
Posted by: publius
All the couches will be back seats from old muscle cars.
But with gold filigree, because Trump.
Posted by: mikeski
Dining tables should be padded red booths like a Classic American diner
Posted by: Miklos the Redneck Aesthete at October 25, 2025 01:28 AM (M772T)
Corinth is in Greece
Posted by: Pedro Miklosodopoulos at October 25, 2025 01:26 AM (M772T)
In an interview Ricardo Montalban was asked wtf exactly is corinthian leather. He said no clue, it just sounded good so he said it. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2025 01:29 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
That has worked for me a few times
The hardest part was faking the accent
Posted by: Improvised pick-up lines by Miklos at October 25, 2025 01:33 AM (M772T)
Yep, "rich Corinthian leather" was entirely the invention of some Don Draper type for that Chrysler campaign.
And vaguely Spanish 'case Montalban was vaguely Spanish. Well, more than vague by a good bit.
The phrase rolled off like butter in his voice and accent.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 25, 2025 01:34 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Berserker
This is how you memed before the internet.
Posted by: mikeski at October 25, 2025 01:34 AM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Miklos the Redneck Aesthete at October 25, 2025 01:28 AM (M772T)
I love those. In september a bunch of us rented a big cabin in stokes state forest and took off for 4 days on harleys cruising around NW jersey, upstate NY, and PA doing a bunch of nice roads. We found an old style diner that had those seats. 2 women owned it and one was the cook, the other served the tables. Food was outstanding.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2025 01:35 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Miklos needs an invite at October 25, 2025 01:35 AM (M772T)
And vaguely Spanish 'case Montalban was vaguely Spanish. Well, more than vague by a good bit.
The phrase rolled off like butter in his voice and accent.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 25, 2025 01:34 AM (w6EFb)
The funnier part was the leather was sourced from Newark NJ if I remember right. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2025 01:36 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Berserker
"So what makes it 'Corinthian'?"
"Bought it from a dude named Corey."
Posted by: mikeski at October 25, 2025 01:39 AM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Miklos needs an invite at October 25, 2025 01:35 AM (M772T)
My parents probably got to experience that one. A food tray hanging on a car window. Damn, thats sooo americana
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2025 01:39 AM (snZF9)
Ricardo on Letterman in '87 asked about Corinthian leather:
https://is.gd/yHEYUA
Cue to 7:30.
The Don Draper type wanted a word that sounded good in Ricardo's voice. "Corinthian" was the ticket.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 25, 2025 01:40 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 25, 2025 01:44 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: mindful webworker - over half a century and it doesn't age at October 24, 2025 11:58 PM (K0Os3)
His story about I Nine, "Almost Famous: The Cruelty of the Music Business," will make you glad you were never scouted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oWsgTAXc8U
Fair warning, it isn't quite a shaggy dog story, but he does take the scenic route.
Posted by: SciVo at October 25, 2025 01:44 AM (VB5xp)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 25, 2025 01:45 AM (3uBP9)
Was it you that did the pushin'
Left the stains upon the cushion
Footprints on the dashboard upside down.
Was it you you sly wood pecker
Who got into my daughter Rebecca?
If it was you, you better leave this town.
Reply
Yes, t'was I that did the pushin'
Left the stains upon the cushion
Footprints on the dashboard upside down.
But since I got into your daughter
I've had trouble passing water
So I guess we're even all around.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 25, 2025 01:46 AM (df/te)
Posted by: Maitre d'Miklos at October 25, 2025 01:47 AM (M772T)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 25, 2025 01:45 AM (3uBP9)
Sounds like the pan galactic gargle blaster. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2025 01:47 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Miklos needs an invite
My parents probably got to experience that one. A food tray hanging on a car window. Damn, thats sooo americana
Posted by: Berserker
The town I grew up in had a throwback burger place like that, in the 80s..... maybe into the 90s? Roller skating wasn't required for the job, but a few of them wore skates. Old-school skates, not rollerblades, even.
Posted by: mikeski at October 25, 2025 01:47 AM (nhCoE)
Posted by: JQ at October 25, 2025 01:48 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Miklosian Diagnosis at October 25, 2025 01:49 AM (M772T)
Just listening to Montalban say the word "Corinthian" -- that was marketing genius indeed. His voice and persona conveys Latin romantic and aristocratic elegance. Yep, "Corinthian leather" is just what somebody like that would have.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 25, 2025 01:54 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: mikeski at October 25, 2025 01:47 AM (nhCoE)
There are cruise nights almost every night of the week around here in different locations from april to october. I would say within a 20 mile radius. I wonder how a throw back burger joint would do in this area. there seem to be classic cars everywhere. They come out of the woodwork. I did a halloween show tonight, which was the last show of the year in that location and there was over 100 cars, and thats a smaller show. Some larger locations get 700 cars.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2025 01:58 AM (snZF9)
I had to read up on Ricardo. He married Georgiana Young (half-sister of Loretta Young) in 1944. They stayed together until her death in 2007. He died in 2009, aged 88.
Class act, he was.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 25, 2025 02:01 AM (w6EFb)
He did a lot of things, Fantasy Island a big one, but his legacy will be "Corinthian leather" and "Khan!!!".
All in all, a good run, I'd say.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 25, 2025 02:05 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2025 01:39 AM (snZF9)
Yep. At the Tastee Freeze. We got dip cones. The servers wore roller skates, and hung the tray on the window of the car. Ford Falcon station wagon. And all five of us kids in the back seat.
And mom would have killed us if we let one drop hit the floor.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 25, 2025 02:18 AM (urtE/)
This is interesting. 18 yr old Ricardo was going to school in LA, staying with his brother, splitting time between there and working in his father's store down in Mexico.
He became enamored with Georgiana seeing her on screen a 1939. She was just 15 at the time. Later, in 1944 after he started acting himself, they were set up on a blind date. He proposed to her right then and there. It took him a week to convince her, and they were married.
And it lasted until 2007 when she died. That's quite a story.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 25, 2025 02:19 AM (w6EFb)
Class act, he was.
Posted by: publius,
She was a bit on the young side (15 or 16)
So said the old folks
Goes to show never can tell
Posted by: Miklos quotes Chuck Berry at October 25, 2025 02:20 AM (M772T)
She was 15 when he first saw her on screen. They didn't marry until 1944, after the blind date he lucked into.
So she would've been about 19 or 20 when they married.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 25, 2025 02:24 AM (w6EFb)
My parents were married once (for the both of them).
57 years with the same person, same house, same bed.
In sickness and in health etc.
But try to tell the kids that.
No, kids, there is no app for that.
Posted by: Miklos observes things at October 25, 2025 02:25 AM (M772T)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 25, 2025 02:26 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: JQ at October 25, 2025 02:27 AM (rdVOm)
Back then, Mexico sent us their best.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 25, 2025 02:27 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
I stand corrected.
But reminds me of a case maybe 25 years ago when some private elite teacher man went off to marry a 14 year old girl student. I think the loophole was that you could get married in Georgia at 14 if the girl was pregnant. She claimed that, then claimed a miscarriage.
Don't remember the outcome.
But there are some creepy people teaching children.
Posted by: Miklos observes unpleasant things at October 25, 2025 02:30 AM (M772T)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 25, 2025 02:32 AM (ldc7S)
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 25, 2025 02:32 AM (urtE/)
My paternal grandmother married my grandfather when she was 16. He was 19 or 20, IIRC.
Later, she worried about her granddaughter getting married when she was 25. Way too young, my grandmother fretted. But her fret was right, as, let's just say, he wasn't the very best.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 25, 2025 02:34 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
"The Ricky Ricardo Ballroom"
Covers Ricardo Montalban and Desi Arnez de Cuba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbTDkhv5Eco
Posted by: El Mikloso tiene Ideas at October 25, 2025 02:35 AM (M772T)
Posted by: Miklos de muchos accentos at October 25, 2025 02:38 AM (M772T)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 25, 2025 02:42 AM (Z0W66)
Posted by: Boss Moss
So that's where George W got his war-boner from~!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 25, 2025 02:47 AM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Tribune of the People Miklosius at October 25, 2025 02:47 AM (M772T)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 25, 2025 02:49 AM (Z0W66)
All the consultants say I fit the profile perfectly
Posted by: Col. (KGB, Ret.) Rosa Klebb at October 25, 2025 02:51 AM (M772T)
Posted by: RickZ at October 25, 2025 02:52 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: RickZ
Small victories can become Great Victories
Posted by: Miklos ran the dishwasher today, so got that to my credit at October 25, 2025 02:55 AM (M772T)
* get carded yesterday *
"Are you fucking kidding me? "
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 25, 2025 02:56 AM (mlg/3)
"Are you fucking kidding me? "
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 25, 2025 02:56 AM (mlg/3)
Everyone gets carded up here. Don't freak out. Just take it as a compliment on your youthful appearance.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 25, 2025 02:59 AM (urtE/)
Posted by: Miklos ran the dishwasher today, so got that to my credit at October 25, 2025 02:55 AM (M772T)
They can also become good eats.
Posted by: RickZ at October 25, 2025 03:01 AM (gKDq2)
But, through habit and habituation, there is kind of protocol before I can go to bed.
Garage door closed?
Doors locked, windows open or closed as appropriate.
Dog out one last time.
Kitchen in reasonable shape.
Take the one before bed pill
Tonight almost forgot one-
*pees off the back deck, because I can and that is what a back deck is for*
Posted by: Miklos, dutifully heeding the call of nature at October 25, 2025 03:05 AM (M772T)
Posted by: Cheery and uplifting Miklos at October 25, 2025 03:06 AM (M772T)
* get carded yesterday *
"Are you fucking kidding me? "
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Got two stores, same retailer, equidistant from. So 50-50 which one I go to.
One never cards obvious grandfatherly me, the other always does...
The one that cards I loudly proclaim
"I get it. It's OK. Not you personally, but the store got caught knowingly selling to minors and will lose its license if it ever happens again so you have to card EVERYONE."
Big store so nobody has had to hear it twice.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 25, 2025 03:07 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 25, 2025 03:08 AM (Z0W66)
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2025 03:09 AM (+qU29)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 25, 2025 03:11 AM (Z0W66)
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK
"What? SPEAK UP! ID? I can't grab that and hold on to the the walker! It's next to the colostomy bag!"
Posted by: Miklos is old enough to have use fake underage ID to presenting a Social Security card as ID at October 25, 2025 03:13 AM (M772T)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbTDkhv5Eco
Posted by: El Mikloso tiene Ideas
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Wow! I love I Love Lucy, and I've never seen such a cool tribute. Weird Al brings it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 25, 2025 03:14 AM (ldc7S)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 25, 2025 03:15 AM (Z0W66)
Posted by: Skip
Honey, I been waitin' all week
Posted by: M'LaTona at October 25, 2025 03:15 AM (M772T)
If you want to see some of those charged in this NBA mafia gambling, Doug Ross Substack
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2025 03:16 AM (+qU29)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 25, 2025 03:18 AM (Z0W66)
I was 13 when the original Tron came out. I really wanted to like it. Went to the theater 3 separate times to see it. Fell asleep all 3 times. Cindy Morgan in tights was the only thing it had going for it. And there were a couple of decent Tron arcade games.
I haven't bothered with the sequels.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at October 25, 2025 03:21 AM (xverI)
Posted by: Miklos almost enough for a toaster at October 25, 2025 03:24 AM (M772T)
I haven't bothered with the sequels.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat
Usually, the book is better than the movie.
Sometimes, the pinball is also better than the movie.
Posted by: Miklos still saves up his quarters at October 25, 2025 03:26 AM (M772T)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 25, 2025 03:26 AM (Z0W66)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 25, 2025 03:28 AM (Z0W66)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 25, 2025 03:30 AM (Z0W66)
I used to cheat on NBA games when I was in Europe. On occasion, when opportunity arose.
Simple.
You can bet on NBA games on a simple point spread through the government lotteries. The tickets are printed and distributed days in advance of the game.
So-pay attention to sports media, and if a serious player is injured after the tickets are printed (3-4) days, your odds increase quite a bit.
Posted by: Mainly Honest Miklos at October 25, 2025 03:35 AM (M772T)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 25, 2025 03:38 AM (Z0W66)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 25, 2025 03:39 AM (Z0W66)
Posted by: Boss Moss
All Canadian touchdowns will face a 100% tariff
Field goals too
Touchbacks prohibited, too much like Nickleback
Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump at October 25, 2025 03:44 AM (M772T)
Posted by: tcn
Minnesota is pretty card-happy too. But repeat DWI offenders get a license with "never serve this person alcohol ever" printed on the back. Or something like that written in lawyerese. So it's not always about our youthful visages.
Posted by: mikeski at October 25, 2025 03:48 AM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Boss Moss
The chair is against the wall
repeat
The chair has a long moustache
Posted by: the monotonous languor of Miklos at October 25, 2025 03:48 AM (M772T)
Posted by: the monotonous languor of Miklos
Sorry, those are cobwebs. I'll have words with the housekeeper.
Posted by: mikeski is dust, and to dust he will return at October 25, 2025 03:51 AM (nhCoE)
Posted by: mikeski
Hmm
I seem to recall Hussein Jr.'s Uncle Onyango, illegally in America for years despite deportation order, living in public housing.
Worked in a liquor store (not the most observant of moslems) busted for DUI (or DWI, depending on local lingo) after drunkenly crashing into a police car.
45 day suspension of license. That's it. Lived at taxpayer expense until the ends of his illegally present days.
Posted by: Miklos so recalls at October 25, 2025 03:55 AM (M772T)
Posted by: mikeski is dust
I think dust bunnies are cute, and the dog plays with them.
Posted by: Miklos has excuses for lazy housekeeping since Graciela was deported for murder and and probably oth at October 25, 2025 03:57 AM (M772T)
Posted by: bedtime for Bonzoklos at October 25, 2025 04:04 AM (M772T)
Posted by: mikeski at October 25, 2025 04:10 AM (nhCoE)
Good evening, good people, from the Adirondacks.
May all effort be of maximum benefit to you in every manner, with accompanying heartburn for the leftwit fungi.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at October 25, 2025 04:12 AM (vFbHf)
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