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Thursday Overnight Open Thread - October 23, 2025 [Doof]
The Week In Weirdness Indian Man Fakes Death to See Who Would Attend His Funeral
A 74-year-old man who wanted to check who would grieve his passing faked his death and staged a mock funeral to see who would attend. The people of Konchi, a village in India’s Bihar state, were shocked to learn about the sudden passing of Mohan Lal, a local 74-year-old former Air Force veteran. It was confusing to see a procession when most people didn’t even know he had died, but that didn’t stop people from joining the procession, mourning the poor man, and taking part in all the traditional rites. But what really stunned people was the moment when Mohan got up from his casket. They soon learned that the funeral was nothing but a twisted test thought up by the 74-year-old man to see how many people cared about him. *** To make locals forgive him for the mock funeral, Mohan Lal organized a big feast for everyone.I don't think I want to know who would show up for my funeral. Although I do think it would be kinda cool to see if my buddy Sponge showed up and yelled "FIRST!!!" ----- Unemployed Man Exploits Food Delivery Platform to Eat 1,000 Free Meals Over Two Years
A 38-year-old Japanese man was arrested on suspicion of fraud after exploiting a food delivery app’s loophole to unlawfully receive over 1,000 deliveries without paying for them. For more than two years, Takuya Higashimoto, an unemployed man from Nagoya, Aichi Prefecture, took advantage of the order cancellation policy of a major Japanese food delivery platform to eat over 1,000 free meals. To do this without being detected was no easy feat. Investigators found that the fraudster used 124 accounts on the Demae-can delivery app, many of them registered under false names and fake addresses. Higashimoto typically used prepaid cards to register an account and cancelled his membership a few days later. This made it very hard for the platform to detect and stop his operation, which resulted in losses exceeding 3.7 million yen ($24,000). *** “At first, I just tried this trick. I couldn’t stop after reaping the rewards of my fraud,” Higashimoto told police after his capture, earlier this month.That's a Moron-worthy effort! ----- Husband Forced to Compensate Ex-Wife for Saving Her Number as ‘Chubby’ in His Phone
Spouses often come up with nicknames for each other, some more endearing than others, but rarely do these end up as a reason for a divorce. Exceptions do occur, though, as was the case with a Turkish couple who broke up over how the husband had his wife’s name saved in his phone. The Court of Cassation ruled that the woman should be compensated for being saved as ‘Tombek’, which is apparently Turkish for ‘Chubby’. The nickname came to light during court proceedings as the couple went through a divorce, and the woman claimed that the derogatory nickname was degrading and damaging to their marital relationship.I have several Hordelings listed by their AOSHQ nic in my phone. None are too terribly inappropriate. Thankfully, I don't personally know Bea Arthur's Dick or Masturbatin' Pete. What is the weirdest nic you have in your phone (AOSHQ person or otherwise)?
5. He doesn't legally have to seek out permission to parody an artist's song, but he asks for it anyway.----- Check out this video of Weird Al breaking down some of his most iconic tracks
Under the "fair use" provision of U.S. copyright law, Yankovic and other parodists don't need permission from original artists to satirize their work, as long as royalties are paid. But to stay on friendly terms with other artists in the industry, Al asks for permission before recording anyway. 6. Some musicians and record labels have denied “Weird Al” Yankovic permission to parody their songs.
Yankovic has said that only "about two to three percent" of the time does he get a "no" from an artist or record label, but there have been notable rejections. Even though Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page is a fan, he indicated he would not approve of a polka medley of Zeppelin tunes. Still, a sample of "Black Dog" was allowed in a "Trapped in the Closet" parody. Paul McCartney didn't give permission for Wings' "Live and Let Die" to be parodied because the altered version would have been "Chicken Pot Pie," which would have gone against McCartney's vegetarianism.
When you see Democrats complaining that the healthcare system is collapsing, be sure to forward them this.
— MAZE (@mazemoore) October 22, 2025
Thanks Obama. pic.twitter.com/x95atuvMca
----- Speaking of Obama - it wasn't such a big deal to CNN when HE was having some work done to The White House
A CNN report from 2010:
— Christian Collins (@CollinsforTX) October 22, 2025
$376 million White House renovation during the Obama Administration.
Where was the Democrat outrage then? pic.twitter.com/MvLVDFcTru
----- Bernie Sanders has a favorite word
OMG 😂 pic.twitter.com/CDq60JMizH https://t.co/YPyEuLn7Sx
— MAZE (@mazemoore) October 21, 2025
A couple who met after one of them was run over and crushed by a car have tied the knot and celebrated with wedding photos at the crash scene. The story begins five years ago when Kirsty Southern rushed to help after spotting Ryan McLeod trapped underneath a vehicle. She had just left a swimming class when she saw a car’s wheel flatten a man’s leg, and the helpless victim banging wildly on the driver-side door trying to get the motorist to move. Rushing over without a clue what to do, she ended up comforting him for some 40 minutes while emergency services arrived through the gridlocked traffic. *** “I had a little Facebook look as I knew his name afterwards. I didn’t message him, just a look,” said Southern. They began chatting on social media and began dating soon after that, while COVID regulations would have had them socially distanced. The pair moved into together and had a blissful 4 years before McLeod went down on bended knee over a special weekend getaway, but given his injury, his bride-to-be worried he’d hurt himself. “It is a lovely story, and we still don’t quite believe it,” Southern admitted. “Married life is like living in a cosy love story. We’re in a beautiful bubble together, and it’s absolute bliss.”Some guys will do anything to get a woman's attention!
----- R.I.P. to a One Hit Wonder
(H/T to T Rex) Soft Cell and The Grid electronic pioneer David Ball has died, aged 66 This version is the best, I think
When you've got a friend like that you don't need an enemy... 😭 💀 pic.twitter.com/70cUNtQV0p
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) October 21, 2025
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Posted by: fourseasons at October 23, 2025 09:57 PM (3ek7K)
Another hobo geezer down by the river in T-town. Why won't the city clean up these degenerates?
https://youtu.be/GSM2W5W14kQ
Posted by: mindful webworker - take a bad song and make it better at October 23, 2025 09:57 PM (A//+n)
Posted by: Adriane the Eyes Always Closed in Pictures Critic . . . at October 23, 2025 10:00 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2025 10:00 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at October 23, 2025 10:00 PM (v23vE)
I blame the talk of lightning strikes in the last thread.
Posted by: mindful webworker - zzzap at October 23, 2025 10:01 PM (A//+n)
Now off to read the content...
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at October 23, 2025 10:00 PM (v23vE)
Thanks - You too!
Posted by: Doof at October 23, 2025 10:01 PM (QMAsf)
Have our leftist friends smartened up any today?
Didn't think so. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2025 10:00 PM (cYBz/)
Sadly, no improvements in either IQ or political savvy on the port side of the spectrum have been either observed or are expected. Hope all is well with you, sir!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at October 23, 2025 10:02 PM (v23vE)
I didn't even know there was a renovation under Obama.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 23, 2025 10:02 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 23, 2025 10:03 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 23, 2025 10:03 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2025 10:03 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 23, 2025 10:03 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 23, 2025 10:03 PM (rRMBj)
First thought was that this was some North Korea propaganda viddy
Posted by: gKWVE at October 23, 2025 10:03 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: mindful webworker - lonely man theme at October 23, 2025 10:03 PM (A//+n)
Posted by: Sherman T. Potter at October 23, 2025 10:04 PM (WQDw6)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 23, 2025 10:04 PM (3uBP9)
Weird Al was one of my Bucket List items this year. Oh, my gosh - that concert was THE BEST!!!! We had so much fun 😊
Puddles Pity Party was the opening act, and he was great, too.
If you ever have a chance to see Weird Al in concert, GO!!!!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 23, 2025 10:04 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 23, 2025 10:04 PM (Z8Qvl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2025 10:05 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: TRex - chubby dino at October 23, 2025 10:05 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2025 10:05 PM (nhCoE)
I would just die.
Posted by: mindful webworker - lonely man theme at October 23, 2025 10:03 PM (A//+n)
Saves time to already be in the coffin.
Posted by: RickZ at October 23, 2025 10:05 PM (gKDq2)
"Entertain Me" is a banger.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 23, 2025 10:06 PM (gKWVE)
Hiya Horde!😛
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 23, 2025 10:06 PM (mAdag)
He's not just a humorless twat. He's a lyin' humorless twat.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 23, 2025 10:06 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Berserker
It would have been more convincing if the wrench fit the nut. 0:28 is the most obvious.
Still funny, though.
Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2025 10:07 PM (nhCoE)
Celebrating multiple years of blowing off Mediscare "required" exams...
It's breezy (waiting for rain) and enjoying a fine James Gin (and tonic).
Y'all have a nice evening...
Posted by: man at October 23, 2025 10:07 PM (tubbA)
When movie exec Harry Cohn died, just about everyone in Hollywood attended his funeral. Red Skelton commented, "It proves what Harry always said: Give the public what they want and they'll come out for it."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2025 10:08 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: gKWVE at October 23, 2025 10:08 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Piper at October 23, 2025 10:08 PM (p4NUW)
First thought was that this was some North Korea propaganda viddy
Posted by: gKWVE at October 23, 2025 10:03 PM (gKWVE)
The wrench wasn't even the right size. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 23, 2025 10:08 PM (snZF9)
Doesn't work that way in the UK. Ask Neil Innes.*
* Or course, you can't. He dead.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2025 10:08 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 23, 2025 10:09 PM (PGEno)
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 23, 2025 10:10 PM (25kuG)
After the ruling, he changed the name to "Humorless Bitch-Queen."
Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2025 10:10 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Joyenz at October 23, 2025 10:10 PM (2F0/Y)
Still funny, though.
Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2025 10:07 PM (nhCoE)
I saw that. lol This is why you need a zoomer (milwaukee electric ratchet). Just hold the wrench on the bolt, zoomer on the nut, pull the trigger and your heart rate don't change.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 23, 2025 10:11 PM (snZF9)
Now off to read the content...
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at October 23, 2025 10:00 PM (v23vE)
Wait. You weren't in Walberswick??
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2025 10:11 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 23, 2025 10:11 PM (47diA)
"Entertain Me" is a banger.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 23, 2025 10:06 PM (gKWVE)
Tainted Love reached #8 in the US. They had no other songs hit the Billboard Top 100. Doesn't get much more "one hit wonder" than that.
Posted by: Doof at October 23, 2025 10:12 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: tankdemon at October 23, 2025 10:12 PM (J3orf)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 23, 2025 10:12 PM (3uBP9)
CBS News@CBSNews
A Cuban deported by the U.S. to the tiny African nation of Eswatini is on hunger strike and his "life is on the line," his lawyer says.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 23, 2025 10:13 PM (L/fGl)
Must have been about 20 years ago - my husband and I took our daughters (in elementary school at the time) to a Weird Al concert - we were in the 4th or 5th row. It was quite fun! I read up about him and apparently he is a talented musician (when I think of him as just clever for his lyrics). Sadly, his parents died on the same day due to a gas leak at their house.
Posted by: Iris at October 23, 2025 10:13 PM (bOJ2I)
Posted by: TRex - chubby dino at October 23, 2025 10:05 PM (IQ6Gq)
Howdy, Dino!
Posted by: Doof at October 23, 2025 10:13 PM (QMAsf)
Nice ONT, Doof!
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic
We have lots of standards. I just scrolled through the list until I found one low enough to allow me in.
Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2025 10:13 PM (nhCoE)
__________
I would not be surprised.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2025 10:05 PM (tgvbd)
Not even the dogs?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2025 10:13 PM (uQesX)
That is a lot for one k-mart hoop a rooftop voodoo hut for his Mother in Law.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 23, 2025 10:13 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Doof at October 23, 2025 10:14 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: tankdemon at October 23, 2025 10:12 PM (J3orf)
Does it cover the damage from two bears getting it on in it?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 23, 2025 10:14 PM (S/Y4j)
He's not just a humorless twat. He's a lyin' humorless twat.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
See the link at my #2.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Let it beef at October 23, 2025 10:14 PM (A//+n)
Posted by: tankdemon
A two-parter. Nice.
Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2025 10:14 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: man at October 23, 2025 10:15 PM (tubbA)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 23, 2025 10:08 PM (snZF9)
I can hear my grandfather yelling at me
Posted by: Doof at October 23, 2025 10:15 PM (QMAsf)
A Cuban deported by the U.S. to the tiny African nation of Eswatini is on hunger strike and his "life is on the line," his lawyer says.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 23, 2025 10:13 PM (L/fGl)
So the Bobby Sands diet is as popular as ever.
Posted by: RickZ at October 23, 2025 10:15 PM (gKDq2)
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Gee, that's too bad. Maybe the lawyer can send him some food.
My give-a-damn is broken and I can't find any parts!
Posted by: JQ at October 23, 2025 10:16 PM (rdVOm)
BERNIE [Sanders]: “If you don’t have any borders, you don’t have a nation.”
“Trump did a better job. I don’t like Trump, but we should have a secure border. It ain’t that hard to do. Biden didn't do it.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 23, 2025 10:16 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's "Plucky Wee One"- Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 23, 2025 10:16 PM (SRRAx)
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Breanna Morello of Infowars, the far-right conspiracy theory website created by Alex Jones, will be joining Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth’s “New Pentagon Press Corps” as an independent journalist, alongside other right-wing personalities and media outlets such as Tim Pool, Jack Posobiec, LindellTV, and Red State
---
A pic to help you identify the far right-winger
https://tinyurl.com/ycxc8r2k
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2025 10:17 PM (Ffc+8)
Posted by: gKWVE at October 23, 2025 10:17 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 23, 2025 10:17 PM (47diA)
Posted by: Piper at October 23, 2025 10:17 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Yogi Berra at October 23, 2025 10:17 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: gKWVE at October 23, 2025 10:18 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 23, 2025 10:20 PM (47diA)
—
Bet she has a Nazi tattoo or something. Right?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 23, 2025 10:20 PM (PGEno)
Posted by: Piper at October 23, 2025 10:17 PM (p4NUW)
Haha - took me a minute to get what you meant!
Posted by: Doof at October 23, 2025 10:21 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 23, 2025 10:21 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2025 10:21 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 23, 2025 10:21 PM (mAdag)
Posted by: Case at October 23, 2025 10:22 PM (9HFDU)
Posted by: banana Dream
Moe Howard and his brother Jerome were experts at that.
Posted by: Stoogemania at October 23, 2025 10:22 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: man at October 23, 2025 10:22 PM (tubbA)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
Black Sun artfully accentuates the starfish.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 23, 2025 10:22 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: gKWVE
If you had asked me "African Nation or Hipster Cocktail," I would have been incorrect.
Posted by: mikeski, 29-year-old at October 23, 2025 10:23 PM (nhCoE)
Is nurse in semi-permanent mourning over the (once again) title loss by the Marooners?
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 23, 2025 10:23 PM (47diA)
Posted by: gKWVE
May be, but "Tainted Love" lasted 'til the end of the world.
https://youtu.be/9Pr88nKuQlw
Posted by: mindful webworker - Let it beef at October 23, 2025 10:23 PM (A//+n)
Posted by: davidt at October 23, 2025 10:24 PM (i0F8b)
CBS News@CBSNews
A Cuban deported by the U.S. to the tiny African nation of Eswatini is on hunger strike and his "life is on the line," his lawyer says.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 23, 2025 10:13 PM (L/fGl)
Don't blame him. I wouldn't eat a damn thing there either.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 23, 2025 10:24 PM (snZF9)
What are you, an Aggie? Yikes.
Posted by: man at October 23, 2025 10:15 PM (tubbA)
***waves hands in the air***
I'm an Aggie! Whoop! 👍👍👍
***adds a hearty "Hullabaloo!" just because***
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's at October 23, 2025 10:24 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: tankdemon at October 23, 2025 10:12 PM
***
Bet you're glad now that you paid up for the extra pudding protection.
Posted by: TRex - nobody thinks a tapioca tragedy will happen to them at October 23, 2025 10:25 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 23, 2025 10:23 PM (47diA)
Does that make the players a bunch of maroons (in best Bugs Bunny voice)?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 23, 2025 10:25 PM (S/Y4j)
later, when the kids had their own fones, she became "scam likely." after 30yrs, sadly she is gone...bad seizure last year.
Posted by: cmeat at October 23, 2025 10:25 PM (R11M+)
If something's important, he can still leave a vmail.
Posted by: JQ at October 23, 2025 10:25 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 23, 2025 10:26 PM (47diA)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 23, 2025 10:27 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 23, 2025 10:27 PM (F2xQR)
Posted by: mindful webworker - now I run from you at October 23, 2025 10:27 PM (A//+n)
Posted by: JQ
*************
This has to be a comment of the week!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at October 23, 2025 10:27 PM (IQ6Gq)
Nah. Just looking to jangle nurse a little!
A JOKE, nurse!
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 23, 2025 10:27 PM (47diA)
The wom×n! (?) Is that how the retards say it?!
Howdy anyway girlfriends 🤪!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October
Hi! Is the table wobbling?
Posted by: Piper at October 23, 2025 10:28 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: LRob
But the only difference from the Cuban diet is it has more goat.....
Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2025 10:28 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's "Plucky Wee One"- Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 23, 2025 10:28 PM (SRRAx)
Don't blame him. I wouldn't eat a damn thing there either.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 23, 2025 10:24 PM (snZF9)
________
Her Majesty and I ate at a Nigerian restaurant after her physical therapy session. It was not an experience we are likely to repeat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2025 10:28 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 23, 2025 10:21 PM (mAdag)
Big waves Heyo!
Posted by: Joyenz at October 23, 2025 10:28 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 23, 2025 10:29 PM (W7XSX)
Posted by: davidt at October 23, 2025 10:29 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 23, 2025 10:27 PM (F2xQR)
Thanks, not-so-scary Mary!
Posted by: Doof at October 23, 2025 10:29 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: cattle at October 23, 2025 10:29 PM (47diA)
Man, what a loss for the music world. I mean, I can hear it in my head.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2025 10:30 PM (ox3Df)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 23, 2025 10:30 PM (47diA)
_Karoline Leavitt
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Senator Kennedy (LA), said, he thought the Dems would carry the shutdown through Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2025 10:30 PM (Ffc+8)
It's amazing to me - I'm old and fat (well, at least to me), but am in far better shape than so many folks wandering about these days.
It's amazing.
I'm an Aggie! Whoop!"
Oh, another one... (lunching tomorrow w/a former Aggie football player... dude is... over 29, but still freak'n huge (OL). Went to a game at Kyle field w/him once, and the reverence by which he was treated was... wow.
Posted by: man at October 23, 2025 10:30 PM (tubbA)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 23, 2025 10:27 PM (F2xQR)
I saw some great colors going through PA on the way home from texas. The sun was hitting the sides of the mountains and they were glowing red and orange in some areas. I took some pictures.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 23, 2025 10:30 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: cmeat at October 23, 2025 10:25 PM (R11M+)
{{{hugs}}} So very sorry for your loss
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's at October 23, 2025 10:31 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2025 10:31 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 23, 2025 10:30 PM (47diA)
You scored a C minus
Posted by: Doof at October 23, 2025 10:31 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 23, 2025 10:31 PM (mAdag)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 23, 2025 10:31 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: man at October 23, 2025 10:32 PM (tubbA)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 23, 2025 10:32 PM (47diA)
Posted by: man at October 23, 2025 10:32 PM (tubbA)
Look up Timothy Dexter. From Wiki:
"Dexter faked his own death to see how people would react, and about 3,000 people attended Dexter's mock wake. When Dexter did not see his wife cry, he revealed the hoax and after the ceremony beat her with his cane for not sufficiently mourning his death."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2025 10:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2025 10:31 PM (2WIwB)
Aren't all commies self-serving?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2025 10:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Case at October 23, 2025 10:34 PM (9HFDU)
Posted by: man at October 23, 2025 10:34 PM (tubbA)
Not getting the bright reds and oranges here, yet. The neighbor's birch tree is a brilliant yellow now-- just *glows* in the sun!
Posted by: JQ at October 23, 2025 10:35 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: no one of any consequence
Can't find your way out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 23, 2025 10:31 PM (L/fGl)
The cattle graze,
On ground up maize,
Deep in feed lots of Nebraska...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2025 10:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 23, 2025 10:35 PM (47diA)
"Dexter faked his own death to see how people would react, and about 3,000 people attended Dexter's mock wake. When Dexter did not see his wife cry, he revealed the hoax and after the ceremony beat her with his cane for not sufficiently mourning his death."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Strange that she'd be so deficient in sorrow after apparently losing such a fine specimen of a husband.
Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2025 10:36 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Piper at October 23, 2025 10:36 PM (p4NUW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHW8srS0ylo
Posted by: man at October 23, 2025 10:36 PM (tubbA)
Aren't we all?
/Horn and Hardart
Posted by: man at October 23, 2025 10:34 PM (tubbA)
No.
Posted by: Oregon Gas Stations at October 23, 2025 10:36 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
BREAKING: In an incredible gesture, President Trump reveals the anonymous billionaire who is paying the troops during the shutdown has OFFICIALLY sent a check for $130M. WOW!
"Today he sent us a check for $130 million."
REPORTER: Who?
TRUMP: "He doesn't want the the recognition! But he gave us a check for $130M. It's gonna go to the military!"
"That's what I call a PATRIOT."
I wonder who it is
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 23, 2025 10:36 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Nice!
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 23, 2025 10:36 PM (F2xQR)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 23, 2025 10:20 PM (47diA)
Chances are his life is in danger because there are Angolans with long memories.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2025 10:36 PM (rbvCR)
https://tinyurl.com/4r8edjyy
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2025 10:37 PM (uQesX)
Not getting the bright reds and oranges here, yet. The neighbor's birch tree is a brilliant yellow now-- just *glows* in the sun!
Posted by: JQ at October 23, 2025 10:35 PM (rdVOm)
We have some great colors here in the mid-Atlantic. Coming into Maryland near Harper's Ferry on Tuesday was especially beautiful.
Posted by: Doof at October 23, 2025 10:39 PM (QMAsf)
"Dexter faked his own death to see how people would react, and about 3,000 people attended Dexter's mock wake. When Dexter did not see his wife cry, he revealed the hoax and after the ceremony beat her with his cane for not sufficiently mourning his death."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Strange that she'd be so deficient in sorrow after apparently losing such a fine specimen of a husband.
Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2025 10:36 PM (nhCoE)
He was generally disliked, but somehow, even when scammed, ended up making huge profits. There was an old joke about selling coal to Manchester (England, a major coal producer). He was told by upper crust that he could make money that way, so he loaded up a ship with coal and headed there. It just so happened that when the ship arrived, a strike had caused a shortage of coal, and he made boo koo bucks.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2025 10:39 PM (ynpvh)
I listed Fanni as 'Gorilla Grip'. Made public in court proceedings. Seemed like a lighthearted idea at the time.
Posted by: Nathan Wade at October 23, 2025 10:39 PM (wVcYX)
REPORTER: Who?
TRUMP: "He doesn't want the the recognition! But he gave us a check for $130M. It's gonna go to the military!"
"That's what I call a PATRIOT."
I wonder who it is
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 23, 2025 10:36 PM (L/fGl)
Heck. I'll take credit for it, if he doesn't want to.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2025 10:40 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 23, 2025 10:36 PM (L/fGl)
Certainly not bear claw.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2025 10:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2025 10:40 PM
You are a great American.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2025 10:40 PM (ox3Df)
Posted by: man at October 23, 2025 10:41 PM (tubbA)
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2025 10:40 PM (ox3Df)
And a patriot.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2025 10:42 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 23, 2025 10:42 PM (mAdag)
I listed Fanni as 'Gorilla Grip'. Made public in court proceedings. Seemed like a lighthearted idea at the time.
Posted by: Nathan Wade at October 23, 2025 10:39 PM (wVcYX)
I don't...but for my sister, a pic comes up of Peppa Pig...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2025 10:43 PM (ynpvh)
I wonder who it is
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy
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Bill Ackman?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2025 10:45 PM (ldc7S)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 23, 2025 10:45 PM (euLGA)
Posted by: Piper at October 23, 2025 10:47 PM (p4NUW)
Look up Timothy Dexter. From Wiki:
"Dexter faked his own death to see how people would react, and about 3,000 people attended Dexter's mock wake. When Dexter did not see his wife cry, he revealed the hoax and after the ceremony beat her with his cane for not sufficiently mourning his death."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Dexter Morgan faked his own death too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 23, 2025 10:48 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2025 10:48 PM (wVcYX)
Man, what a loss for the music world. I mean, I can hear it in my head.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2025 10:30 PM (ox3Df)
with the accordian riff...LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2025 10:48 PM (ynpvh)
Look up Timothy Dexter. From Wiki:
"Dexter faked his own death to see how people would react, and about 3,000 people attended Dexter's mock wake. When Dexter did not see his wife cry, he revealed the hoax and after the ceremony beat her with his cane for not sufficiently mourning his death."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Dexter Morgan faked his own death too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 23, 2025 10:48 PM (/lPRQ)
Maybe he's a descendant...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2025 10:48 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2025 10:11 PM (uQesX)
Having just read this weeks' Bleats, I would absolutely love to visit there with James some day. But today is not that day...
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at October 23, 2025 10:49 PM (v23vE)
He is the right President, at the right time.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 23, 2025 10:50 PM (25kuG)
You all know that the President going out to that Aircraft Carrier with the missus was to send a message to Putin.
Posted by: Nightwatch
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Didn't he already send that message with the flyover in Alaska?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2025 10:51 PM (ldc7S)
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 23, 2025 10:52 PM (25kuG)
Posted by: Mary Richards at October 23, 2025 10:52 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Diogenes
And his accent is annoying. I couldn't bear to listen to all those "oligarchy" clips.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2025 10:53 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Come On Baby Light My Fire at October 23, 2025 10:53 PM (oftw2)
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
Posted by: man at October 23, 2025 10:54 PM (tubbA)
How did this not get more airplay when the airhead said it?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2025 10:54 PM (sKqQm)
He is a fan of "Bulk" messaging. Like, "Hey Vald, just in case I was not clear with the first part."
"Call me."
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 23, 2025 10:55 PM (25kuG)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 23, 2025 10:56 PM (snZF9)
On ground up maize,
Deep in feed lots of Nebraska...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2025 10:35 PM (ynpvh)
Having grown up in that state, I can attest that the smell of feedlots along the roadways is likely the reason why the "RECIRC" button for car climate controls was invented. IYKYK.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at October 23, 2025 10:56 PM (v23vE)
If something's important, he can still leave a vmail.
Posted by: JQ at October 23, 2025 10:25 PM (rdVOm)
For a long time, the ex was simply X. At some point, Little requested I change it. Her entry now reads, Boo!
Haven't gotten a call from her in a number of years, and I suspect she has a different phone. I should delete the entry...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 23, 2025 10:57 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 23, 2025 10:31 PM (L/fGl)
Silly. That's a corn maize.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2025 10:57 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 23, 2025 10:57 PM (gDlxJ)
How did this not get more airplay when the airhead said it?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2025 10:54 PM (sKqQm)
Tell that to the dudes sitting in prison who touched a chick the wrong way. Gee your honor, no meant I needed to try harder.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 23, 2025 10:59 PM (snZF9)
The more desperate (and espousing violence) the Democrat party will become.
Lock & Load.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 23, 2025 10:59 PM (25kuG)
1. "Tainted Love," original
2. "Tainted Love," SC
3. "S.O.S."
Posted by: Fritz Geiger at October 23, 2025 11:01 PM (38jsa)
These soft, easily triggered baby adults I work with now have forced my hand.
And I really don't want to start again somewhere else pretty much these are the people you have to work with every where now.
You raise your voice and off to HR they go and then you have to deal with an emotionalles robot hr drone who has zero clue of the industry you work in nor the demands of the job.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2025 11:01 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 23, 2025 11:01 PM (gDlxJ)
This is something they just can't fathom.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2025 11:02 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Kernel Korn at October 23, 2025 11:02 PM (oftw2)
Lord Bebo
@MyLordBebo
14h
🇷🇺🇬🇧 SANCTIONS ON RUSSIAN OIL EXPLAINED!
But what do US-EU-UK sanctions on Russian oil actually do?
I’ll explain:
1) Sanctioned products cannot be transported by ships anymore with western insurance and by western shipping companies.
2) Eastern shipping companies take over, like the fleet of Chinese ships that now transport Russian oil.
3) These ships now use another insurance, from China or from Russia. (Which was not existent before, or were not widely used)
4) Now the same amount of oil is transported, but without being insured in England and by BRICS ships. That is what they called “shadow fleet”.
-> England lost its shipping insurance monopoly, which is very bad for the UK.
Starmer celebrates essentially the handover of a British traditional market to BRICS.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2025 11:02 PM (rbvCR)
I literally have people from forty years ago in my phone. It comes from knowing how to dump databases and reimport them. And being too lazy to clean said data.
Though I would be pretty damned surprised if I saw someone calling from Rick Beato’s old number in Ithaca (I took lessons from him, or someone with that name, for several months in 1987 or 1988.)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 23, 2025 11:02 PM (EXyHK)
A pic to help you identify the far right-winger
https://tinyurl.com/ycxc8r2k
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2025 10:17 PM (Ffc+
Well, if she's gonna dress like that and hang out in front of the Correctional Center, I'm going to assume she's a good sport with an excellent sense of humor and a gun.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 23, 2025 11:03 PM (pIfcn)
I mean there are probably better ways of implementing it, but what we had before was not good.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 23, 2025 11:03 PM (gDlxJ)
How did this not get more airplay when the airhead said it?
Posted by: 18-1
Don't!
Stop!
Don't stop..... don't stop.....
Posted by: overheard from the House coatroom at October 23, 2025 11:04 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 23, 2025 10:04 PM (SRRAx)
+1. Weird Al puts on an amazing show. He and the band did costume changes for every song at the show I went to. He apparently still has the 'I'm Fat' suit.
Posted by: Nerd Herd at October 23, 2025 11:04 PM (NZPfR)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at October 23, 2025 10:49 PM (v23vE)
I read the England posts for the pictures of the city and the places he goes, but it seems a little creepy that he wormed his way into that woman's family.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2025 11:06 PM (uQesX)
I mean there are probably better ways of implementing it, but what we had before was not good.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 23, 2025 11:03 PM (gDlxJ)
^^This whole Obamacare subsidies ending and the LIV pain it will cause - makes me think it's just another problem (Healthcare) for Trump to solve.
Posted by: Iris at October 23, 2025 11:06 PM (bOJ2I)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 23, 2025 11:02 PM (EXyHK)
There is likely a good story behind this -- or maybe a better story to come. Anyway, pleasure to see you again last weekend!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at October 23, 2025 11:06 PM (v23vE)
I mean there are probably better ways of implementing it, but what we had before was not good.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 23, 2025 11:03 PM (gDlxJ)
The good news is I'm now covered for abortion, gyno exams and the like.
Pay for insurance you will never need. Brilliant! Only a Dem mind could come up with a 'solution' that.
Posted by: RickZ at October 23, 2025 11:07 PM (gKDq2)
“So I'm looking for a girl with a gun and a job. And a house… with cable. Don't you know where you are?”
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 23, 2025 11:07 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: The Military Junta Is Behind Them at October 23, 2025 11:08 PM (oftw2)
I mean there are probably better ways of implementing it, but what we had before was not good.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 23, 2025 11:03 PM (gDlxJ)
+1000 on this proposal. Unfortunately, I don't know of a way to implement it without a universal requirement to have insurance coverage, and SCOTUS frowned upon that (although spitRoberts didn't shoot it down entirely).
Freedom of commerce also means freedom not to engage in said commerce, IMHO.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at October 23, 2025 11:09 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: JQ at October 23, 2025 11:09 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 23, 2025 11:03 PM (pIfcn)
She's got a pair of .45s for sure.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2025 11:09 PM (uQesX)
>>The good news is I'm now covered for abortion, gyno exams and the like.
Well one day you might identify as a women and as everyone knows, once you identify as a woman, you biologically become a woman.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2025 11:10 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 23, 2025 11:10 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: the way I see it at October 23, 2025 11:11 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2025 11:06 PM (uQesX)
If memory serves, Peg's daughter invited him over the first time; can't remember if that was before or after Peg's passing. But they do seem to like him...
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at October 23, 2025 11:11 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: RickZ
Yeah, the fiats are dumb and expensive, but prior to that, unless you had insurance through your employer, you were pretty much SOL.
If Pres Trump or Pres Vance can reform the marketplace it would be a lot better.
But with most ppl not having decent benefits anymore, just doing gigs or combining several part time jobs, it needs to stay.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 23, 2025 11:12 PM (gDlxJ)
Posted by: CA Token at October 23, 2025 11:12 PM (2+yws)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 23, 2025 11:13 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at October 23, 2025 11:11 PM (v23vE)
He sure name drops when he's there: "Michael Palin and I had...."
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2025 11:13 PM (uQesX)
Aren't we all?
/Horn and Hardart
Posted by: man at October 23, 2025 10:34 PM (tubbA)
No.
Posted by: Oregon Gas Stations at October 23, 2025 10:36 PM (ynpvh)
***
Ha!
Took me a second.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2025 11:13 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2025 11:13 PM (uQesX)
I mean, wouldn't you, if the occasion arose? It's Monty Frickin' Python, after all ...
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at October 23, 2025 11:14 PM (v23vE)
But nooooo....gotta have children's dental & a bunch of other unnecessary crap.
(Yeah, like I'm gonna have kids at my age, and after a hysterectomy!)
Posted by: JQ at October 23, 2025 11:17 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2025 10:30 PM (ox3Df)
with the accordian riff...LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2025 10:48 PM (ynpvh)
Lemme help..
http://tiny.cc/qn6u001
Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 23, 2025 11:17 PM (nbLIj)
^^This whole Obamacare subsidies ending and the LIV pain it will cause - makes me think it's just another problem (Healthcare) for Trump to solve.
Posted by: Iris
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That's what I'm hoping. People will start to notice that awful scheme and demand to know why we have to put up with it. Answer: We don't!!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2025 11:17 PM (ldc7S)
But nooooo....gotta have children's dental & a bunch of other unnecessary crap.
(Yeah, like I'm gonna have kids at my age, and after a hysterectomy!)
Posted by: JQ at October 23, 2025 11:17 PM (rdVOm)
I'm told WeirdDave can help you with that...
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at October 23, 2025 11:18 PM (v23vE)
I expect the Green jobs will stay in Canada, so that's good.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2025 11:18 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 23, 2025 11:19 PM (ZVgZ4)
Vet costs are through the roof. Yeah care is better but the main reason is that small single vet clinics get bought by big investment groups.
The Black Rock shitification of everything.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 23, 2025 11:20 PM (cSByu)
@bayraktar_1love Oct 22
The Mi-8 helicopter carrying the Indian president got stuck in concrete that was poured just hours before landing.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 23, 2025 11:21 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 23, 2025 11:19 PM (ZVgZ4)
They are a subsidiary to Tricolor, and to tell you the truth, they want three years of premiums up front
Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2025 11:22 PM (rbvCR)
By the way, I got a text this morning. “You have an appointment with your provider…”. I still have no clue what I am being provided. Such a stupid word.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 23, 2025 11:22 PM (vwL3N)
Posted by: JQ at October 23, 2025 11:22 PM (rdVOm)
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Imma gonna do this at a future Texas MoMe where there'll be a ceremony to bury my heart.
Thanks for the ONT, Doof -- and a great pleasure to meet, chat, & hang out with you last weekend.
Although I was expecting you to have a bro 'fro ... I am disappoint!
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 23, 2025 11:23 PM (/hdlF)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2025 11:22 PM (rbvCR)
I passed a Tricolor warehouse south of Dallas the other day. Their collapse makes me smile.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 23, 2025 11:23 PM (vwL3N)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at October 23, 2025 11:23 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
And instead of just taking off....they freaking manhandled it.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2025 11:24 PM (TfUTr)
But damnit, NOW they add the San Antonio date…
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 23, 2025 11:24 PM (vwL3N)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 23, 2025 11:24 PM (xcxpd)
https://tinyurl.com/ycxc8r2k
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2025 10:17 PM (Ffc+
and once again I can hear my grandfather "mama mia she gottem some-a nice-a melonies
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 23, 2025 11:24 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy
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Don't believe WD can help with Idaho insurance.
Posted by: JQ at October 23, 2025 11:24 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 23, 2025 11:24 PM (ZVgZ4)
Aren't we all?
/Horn and Hardart
Posted by: man at October 23, 2025 10:34 PM (tubbA)
No.
Posted by: Oregon Gas Stations at October 23, 2025 10:36 PM (ynpvh)
***
Ha!
Took me a second.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2025 11:13 PM (2WIwB)
Apparently, as of 2023, there is now self-serve gas in Oregon...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2025 11:27 PM (ynpvh)
If Pres Trump or Pres Vance can reform the marketplace it would be a lot better.
But with most ppl not having decent benefits anymore, just doing gigs or combining several part time jobs, it needs to stay.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 23, 2025 11:12 PM (gDlxJ)
I don’t go through my employer for auto insurance. Why do I need to go through one for medical? I should just be able to buy a damned policy.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 23, 2025 11:27 PM (vwL3N)
Posted by: JQ at October 23, 2025 11:22 PM (rdVOm)
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Well, at least he didn't give us the "Patriot Act" (already written and stored in Congressional file cabinets for years awaiting for the opportunity to abuse it and spy on Americans) and FISA Warrants and Courts.
Oh, wait ... [although in an odd, some might say Manifest Destiny kind of way, he and the DogEater gave us TRUMP -- so we've got that going for us.]
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 23, 2025 11:27 PM (/hdlF)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2025 11:27 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 23, 2025 11:28 PM (6U1c2)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at October 23, 2025 10:56 PM (v23vE)
Some asshat a few months ago kept assuring me there was absolutely no cattle in NE. Which is about the time I stopped listening to him though he kept running his mouth.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 23, 2025 11:30 PM (vwL3N)
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 23, 2025 11:27 PM (vwL3N)
See Roosevelt, Franklin Delano and his wage and price controls during WWII. Since employers couldn't offer higher salaries to attract workers, they had to offer incentives (think, health insurance).
Democrats ruin everything...
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at October 23, 2025 11:30 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2025 11:27 PM (ynpvh)
We're not giving up our servants. Let them stand in the cold. lol
They don't touch the motorcycles though. Riders pump their own, for it is written.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 23, 2025 11:30 PM (snZF9)
My wife was listed as "Sugarbritches" once upon a time.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 23, 2025 11:31 PM (TdYBy)
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 23, 2025 11:30 PM (vwL3N)
Good move. There are, in fact, cattle -- especially in the Sandhills, where nothing else is going to grow.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at October 23, 2025 11:32 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: RickZ at October 23, 2025 10:15 PM (gKDq2)
Is he smearing his prison cell walls with shit too?
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 23, 2025 11:32 PM (vwL3N)
Democrats ruin everything...
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless)
Created a whole new very profitable industry.
Posted by: Kaiser Shipbuilding at October 23, 2025 11:32 PM (/lPRQ)
My wife was listed as "Sugarbritches" once upon a time.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 23, 2025 11:31 PM (TdYBy)
I worked with a guy who had different ringtones for different people...when his wife would call the phone would say, in a miltary voice "INCOMING!"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2025 11:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 23, 2025 11:33 PM (ZVgZ4)
So, you think he'll sell and move to England?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2025 11:33 PM (uQesX)
Democrats ruin everything...
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at October 23, 2025 11:30 PM (v23vE)
I do know this history. But…
Last I checked (as I always mused when I got red flagged on my security clearance paperwork when I indicated my mother was born in Germany), WWII ended. 80 years ago. We don’t have to do things like that anymore.
Why not buy medical insurance from whoever you damn well please?
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 23, 2025 11:35 PM (vwL3N)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2025 11:33 PM (uQesX)
It's not impossible. Depends on what the spousal unit decides to do with regard to retirement, I suppose.
OK, really leaving for the night.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at October 23, 2025 11:35 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
What was the other state, Oregon? What was the story there?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 23, 2025 11:36 PM (ZVgZ4)
Why not buy medical insurance from whoever you damn well please?
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 23, 2025 11:35 PM (vwL3N)
But that would cause competition and lower prices! We can't let you do that! We need to be deeply involved to get OUR cut!
Posted by: Politicians at October 23, 2025 11:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at October 23, 2025 11:35 PM (v23vE)
Just in case you haven't....
If she says sell, he'll sell. But she doesn't seem to go on those England trips.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2025 11:37 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
What was the other state, Oregon? What was the story there?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 23, 2025 11:36 PM (ZVgZ4)
They passed a law in 2023, apparently, that allowed for self-serving gas. Depending on what city/county, your mileage may vary...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2025 11:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 23, 2025 11:40 PM (LZkMk)
Pray every day, that I don't need hospitalization until I can get on Medicare. If it's still around by then.
Posted by: JQ at October 23, 2025 11:42 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Politicians at October 23, 2025 11:37 PM (ynpvh)
And because you guys want power and if we could do those things and drive down medical costs ourselves, y’all have less to do.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 23, 2025 11:43 PM (vwL3N)
If she says sell, he'll sell. But she doesn't seem to go on those England trips.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2025 11:37 PM (uQesX)
Dagnabit, you caught me ...
I am behind on my Bleatage, but I thought they were kinda committed to quitting MPLS earlier this month. Haven't heard one way or the other, though, on the Ricochet podcast or Duane Patterson's podcast (https://duaneworld.com). Based on the carjacking and his proximity to the spicy part of town, the smart play would be to sell, but I'm not James so I can't say.
(for those who have no idea what we're talking about, https://lileks.com/bleats is a good starting point)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at October 23, 2025 11:44 PM (v23vE)
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Try this One Weird Trick and eat free for life!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2025 11:46 PM (0RiMX)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2025 11:47 PM (wVcYX)
If I go to Arco, then I pump my own.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2025 11:48 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Cow Demon
Seriously. Who argues cow facts with a Cow Demon?
Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2025 11:51 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at October 23, 2025 10:56 PM (v23vE)
(driving through iowa in august going to sturgis in 1999)
Oh give me a home, where no farm creatures roam
and your face isn't melted away
where seldom is heard, what left that big turd
and it don't smell like cow shit all day
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 23, 2025 11:52 PM (snZF9)
It was OBAMA who completely TRASHED HEALTHCARE in the United States during his two terms by design.
💩"You can KEEP your doctor!!"💩
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 23, 2025 11:54 PM (25kuG)
Posted by: raimondo at October 23, 2025 11:54 PM (sAmht)
But with most ppl not having decent benefits anymore, just doing gigs or combining several part time jobs, it needs to stay.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport .
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It's not the marketplace it's the insurance companies.
They have the control. Their tentacles weave through congress, big pharma and major health centers like Capt. Nemo's squid.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2025 11:55 PM (Ffc+8)
If I go to Arco, then I pump my own.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2025 11:48 PM (rbvCR)
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Word is that at the Obama Library and Gay Bathhouse you'll have the option of pumping yourself or they'll pump for you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2025 11:56 PM (0RiMX)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at October 23, 2025 11:44 PM (v23vE)
His wife demanded everything be cleaned up, and someone had come to appraise the house. Then, he said "No, I'm not selling." But as I've said before, I think his wife is making the decision whether they move or not.
I'll let you go to bed now.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2025 11:56 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: gKWVE at October 23, 2025 11:57 PM (gKWVE)
*snort*
Hilarity will ensue.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2025 11:57 PM (0RiMX)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 23, 2025 11:58 PM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Emmie at October 23, 2025 11:58 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2025 11:58 PM (Ffc+8)
Posted by: Cow Demon
Seriously. Who argues cow facts with a Cow Demon?
Posted by: mikeski
NE? Nebraska?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 23, 2025 11:59 PM (rRMBj)
Posted by: raimondo at October 24, 2025 12:00 AM (sAmht)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 24, 2025 12:00 AM (Ffc+8)
*snort*
Hilarity will ensue.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2025 11:57 PM (0RiMX)
Right? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 24, 2025 12:00 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
What about the next town over?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 24, 2025 12:02 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 24, 2025 12:02 AM (vwL3N)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 24, 2025 12:02 AM (0RiMX)
Not in terrible shape now but with my luck, would break a leg the next calendar month after cancelling. Argh!
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 12:03 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 24, 2025 12:03 AM (rRMBj)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 24, 2025 12:02 AM (ZVgZ4)
Massachusetts, the birthplace of the revolution. Gone Tory.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 24, 2025 12:03 AM (uQesX)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 23, 2025 11:59 PM (rRMBj)
Postal abbreviation for Nebraska. I do postal abbreviations because I am lazy.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 24, 2025 12:03 AM (vwL3N)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 24, 2025 12:04 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 24, 2025 12:04 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2025 11:51 PM (nhCoE)
We do. We will sweep away all cow demons and snake spirits. Death to the Four Olds!!!
Posted by: Red Guards at October 24, 2025 12:05 AM (vwL3N)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 24, 2025 12:05 AM (ZVgZ4)
I know, I was stationed there a million years ago. I was just wondering how somebody could believe that there are no cows in Nebraska. I mean, there are world famous slaughterhouses right in Omaha.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 24, 2025 12:05 AM (rRMBj)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2025 11:47 PM (wVcYX)
And a good five cent cigar!
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 24, 2025 12:07 AM (uYBA9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 24, 2025 12:07 AM (Ffc+8)
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 12:07 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 24, 2025 12:00 AM (Ffc+
I've had steaks from Omaha. Delivered frozen in a container with dry ice.
Saying there are no cows in Nebraska is like saying there are no idiots in Congress.
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2025 12:09 AM (gKDq2)
Ever since then, I've been on a healthcare bill sharing plan, which is much cheaper because we all just pay each other's bills and very little, if any, of this money ends up in the pockets of connected people. I haven't needed to make a claim, but a family member has and reported that it worked very well.
Posted by: Emmie at October 24, 2025 12:10 AM (FMtrg)
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 12:10 AM (rdVOm)
I know, I was stationed there a million years ago. I was just wondering how somebody could believe that there are no cows in Nebraska. I mean, there are world famous slaughterhouses right in Omaha.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 24, 2025 12:05 AM (rRMBj)
I’m not making this up. I mentioned the flooding in NE some time back caused a spike in cattle prices and thus beef prices. The dude I was talking to said “There is no cattle in NE. None. I have driven all through the state. There are no cows there.” Again, this is when I stopped listening to him. I figure NE is a pretty damn big state so it has to have at least ONE cow. (And I have been there as well.)
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 24, 2025 12:10 AM (vwL3N)
Can't afford that anymore, darn it!
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 12:07 AM (rdVOm)
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Arby's now has steak bites, or so I've heard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 24, 2025 12:10 AM (0RiMX)
Late arrival. My wife wanted to go to dinner at Marie Callender's. She had the open face sandwich, I had the Turkey club. We had the 2 for $45 special which with tax and tips came to just under $60 since we both just had water. Then when we got home I watched Gutfeld on DVR.
Now I'm off to read content and scroll thru the other posts which usually takes an hour or two.
Hope everyone is well and life is getting back to normal after the Mo-Me shenanigans.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 24, 2025 12:10 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 24, 2025 12:11 AM (uYBA9)
Posted by: raimondo at October 24, 2025 12:12 AM (sAmht)
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Taffy?
*slides over bag*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 24, 2025 12:12 AM (0RiMX)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 24, 2025 12:13 AM (uYBA9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 24, 2025 12:13 AM (0RiMX)
$60 out the door for two sandwiches? What the hell?
Posted by: Inflation is insane at October 24, 2025 12:14 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 24, 2025 12:14 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 12:16 AM (rdVOm)
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So no "secret sauce" on your steak then?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 24, 2025 12:16 AM (0RiMX)
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 12:17 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 12:18 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: garrett at October 24, 2025 12:21 AM (FCi/W)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 24, 2025 12:23 AM (0RiMX)
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 12:10 AM (rdVOm)
Never going to get affordable health care while there are lawyers suing doctors because they couldn't keep somebody's 104 year old grandfather alive.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 24, 2025 12:23 AM (snZF9)
How did this not get more airplay when the airhead said it?
I am still a little stuck on "Drinkable Air".
My theory is two people on her staff have a $1.00 "Duke Brothers" bet on who can get her to say the stupidest thing to the press.
Posted by: JB1000 at October 24, 2025 12:24 AM (ttgbj)
Posted by: Ian Watkins (in hell) at October 24, 2025 12:24 AM (gKWVE)
Inorite?
Posted by: Ian Watkins (in hell) at October 24, 2025 12:24 AM (gKWVE)
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Or increase your dosage.
*fistbump*
Posted by: Bill Cosby at October 24, 2025 12:25 AM (0RiMX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 24, 2025 12:13 AM (0RiMX)
History via human centipede...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 12:26 AM (ynpvh)
She gave me seven and I'll just toast the seeds-- their flesh is pretty stringy and not likely to make good pies.
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 12:26 AM (rdVOm)
$60 out the door for two sandwiches? What the hell?
Posted by: Inflation is insane at October 24, 2025 12:14 AM (TbWk/)
I sometimes feel like my Dad did when he telling us little ones how back when he was a kid chocolate was 10¢/lb, and his first car was $500. Like when I tell my kids you could by a new car in the late 1970's for under $5K...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 12:28 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: garrett at October 24, 2025 12:29 AM (FCi/W)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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And that's liberal judges allowing frivolous lawsuits to go forward instead of shaming the lawyer who brought it before the court.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 24, 2025 12:29 AM (Ffc+8)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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This is part of what I mean, when I say that "insurance is the problem, not the solution."
Liability insurance, anyone?
Liability lottery, bleh.
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 12:29 AM (rdVOm)
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Taffy?
*slides over bag*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 24, 2025 12:12 AM (0RiMX)
***
Buc-EEs Beaver nuggets
Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2025 12:30 AM (2WIwB)
She gave me seven and I'll just toast the seeds-- their flesh is pretty stringy and not likely to make good pies.
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 12:26 AM (rdVOm)
Had voluntary cherry tomatoes one year...half were round red, the other pear-shaped orange. They cross-polinated and the following year were mixes of shapes and colors. The third year was the last. Oh well, it was a good run.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 12:30 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 12:16 AM (rdVOm)
Wait. You're supposd to wash you hands at home, too?
{Checks notes in rulebook}
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2025 12:30 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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This is part of what I mean, when I say that "insurance is the problem, not the solution."
Liability insurance, anyone?
Liability lottery, bleh.
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 12:29 AM (rdVOm)
I have uninsured motorist coverage because Kalifornia. So many illegals driving without licenses and insurance here.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 12:31 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 24, 2025 12:32 AM (UoKhB)
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 12:16 AM (rdVOm)
Wait. You're supposd to wash you hands at home, too?
{Checks notes in rulebook}
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2025 12:30 AM (gKDq2)
If you're not the only one eating the food...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 12:32 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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It's not just in automotive... "malpractice insurance" drives up healthcare costs. A LOT.
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 12:34 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 24, 2025 12:32 AM (UoKhB)
They have solanine like the leaves of tomatoes (and the flowers and green parts of potatoes). I *believe* cooking tomatoes reduces it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 12:35 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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People who have paying for those who have not. They have nothing so if they fail to pay they walk away. On the other hand if you fail to pay the lawyers will pick your bones.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 24, 2025 12:37 AM (Ffc+8)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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It's not just in automotive... "malpractice insurance" drives up healthcare costs. A LOT.
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 12:34 AM (rdVOm)
True. Remember an article back in the '90s talking about it...for an OBGYN, it was $30K/yr back then. No idea how much it is today.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 12:37 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
This is correct in dealing with pirates and smugglers.
If a country wants to claim responsibility for them and demand reparations then we talk formal war with the state sponsor.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 24, 2025 12:37 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 24, 2025 12:38 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 12:38 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
This is correct in dealing with pirates and smugglers.
If a country wants to claim responsibility for them and demand reparations then we talk formal war with the state sponsor.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 24, 2025 12:37 AM (/lPRQ)
Or letters of Marque?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 12:39 AM (ynpvh)
My husband accused me of three "accidents" I had in different cars & did not confess til he saw the damage. His first car was a rusted out beat up car & who would notice? My brother, who was visiting, & I got some burgers & the take out window drive had a sharp turn. I turned but scraped along a wooden fence a few feet. This resulted in me having to stop so we could laugh. Big deal.
The second time I was worried about our baby son's high fever & quickly ran into Walgreen's for poison Tylenol. Was looking at his feverish face in the rear view mirror & ran over the low bollard in front of the car. I am positive I told him about this.
The 3rd time I was backing out of our garage with our sick dog & the boss of me was out of town. I sneezed violently (due to the dog) & hit the gas & the rising garage door with a jolt. I checked & the garage door could close & went on to the vet. Decided not to tell him out of state and wait. I really did forget. He saw the door one morning and asked wth? How could I forget he wondered? Well, I did.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 24, 2025 12:40 AM (6PCLE)
In more severe cases, hallucinations, loss of sensation, paralysis, fever, jaundice, dilated pupils, hypothermia, and death have been reported.[2][3][4]
Ingestion of solanine in moderate amounts can cause death.
One study suggests that doses of 2 to 5 mg/kg of body weight can cause toxic symptoms, and doses of 3 to 6 mg/kg of body weight can be fatal.[5]
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 24, 2025 12:40 AM (Ffc+8)
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 24, 2025 12:38 AM (3/XaG)
Maybe he secretly eats pot pies...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 12:40 AM (ynpvh)
In more severe cases, hallucinations, loss of sensation, paralysis, fever, jaundice, dilated pupils, hypothermia, and death have been reported.[2][3][4]
Ingestion of solanine in moderate amounts can cause death.
One study suggests that doses of 2 to 5 mg/kg of body weight can cause toxic symptoms, and doses of 3 to 6 mg/kg of body weight can be fatal.[5]
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 24, 2025 12:40 AM (Ffc+
Ask your doctor if Solanine is right for you.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 12:41 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 24, 2025 12:43 AM (UoKhB)
I referred to the second wife of one of my brothers as the SuperCollider...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 12:43 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 12:38 AM (rdVOm)
The secret, to fried green tomatoes, is to slice them and put them in ice water for about 15min before batter and frying. Have with some Hoppin' John, cornbread and heaven.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 24, 2025 12:43 AM (6PCLE)
Posted by: Braenyard
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YIKES!
Ok, no more fried green tomatoes. They're good, but not *that* good!
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 12:44 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard
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YIKES!
Ok, no more fried green tomatoes. They're good, but not *that* good!
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 12:44 AM (rdVOm)
I believe they're relatively safe to eat when cooked...deep fried probably better
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 12:45 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 12:46 AM (ynpvh)
The Democrat Party is REALLY the party of fascism.
We need to shut them down by whatever means necessary.
For our children and Grandchildren.
Lock and load!
Night Horde.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 24, 2025 12:46 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 12:47 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 24, 2025 12:48 AM (Ffc+8)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 24, 2025 12:48 AM (UoKhB)
I referred to the second wife of one of my brothers as the SuperCollider...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 12:43 AM (ynpvh)
I can't even remember why he brought it up the other night. I told him about all three "incidents," but not always when they happened. I was not trying to get away with it. He never got mad but does wonder about me, especially the stupid garage door. He unbent it somehow on his own. I think it barely scratched the bumper of my car. It was not that important to me.
It was pre-cell phone photos and I didn't want to worry him on a business trip. Then I just forgot and he noticed the dent in the garage door about 2wks later.
Otherwise I have a splendid driving record since marriage and only one speeding ticket. He and our sons were napping on the long trip from my parent's farm to FL. I always took the straight I-10 drive from Mobile to Jacksonville. I was going to "surprise" him by "making good time" (my father's motto). He was surprised when the Hwy Patrol pulled me over going 83mph.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 24, 2025 12:50 AM (6PCLE)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Our own private pirates.
I assume historically they would not be publically announced or claimed.
IOW the Letters are advance Pardons.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 24, 2025 12:51 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 24, 2025 12:48 AM (UoKhB)
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Yep.
Humans used them as draft animals for centuries before they discovered you could eat them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 24, 2025 12:53 AM (0RiMX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2025 12:54 AM (XeU6L)
YouTube sure do have a lotsa stuff. Good and bad. New and old. Serious and silly.
Possibly the most dangerous site on the web.
https://youtu.be/1xGGoTgdads
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - please release me let me go at October 24, 2025 12:54 AM (A//+n)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=95owtLHoMHg
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 24, 2025 12:48 AM (Ffc+
We do love Steve Miller...and I do drive him crazy but he says I am never boring. He's stuck with me now. I am basically harmless most of the time...he and my father liked to compare notes.
Seriously, I am shocked my father did not offer him a dowry when they met.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 24, 2025 12:54 AM (6PCLE)
One study suggests that doses of 2 to 5 mg/kg of body weight can cause toxic symptoms, and doses of 3 to 6 mg/kg of body weight can be fatal.[5]
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
So... not a good buzz?
Might be better than Robitussin though.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 24, 2025 12:54 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 24, 2025 12:55 AM (UoKhB)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Loot and plunder was also part of the deal. There's no goodies with this booty.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 24, 2025 12:55 AM (Ffc+8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 12:56 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2025 12:56 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy
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Reminds me -
Years ago, when I5 was first opened, we ran down to the LA area from the sf peninsula to visit family (on both sides) regularly. I5 at that time was pretty desolate. I always knew when it was time to fill up, without even looking at the gauge. Kettleman City, about halfway, and with multiple stations (cheaper) had feed lots lining the freeway coming into town both from north and south.
Posted by: buddhaha at October 24, 2025 12:56 AM (4fUqg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
You have to be careful with that stuff. I forget what the prep is for making it safe to eat. I'll stick with collard greens and a hamhock.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at October 24, 2025 12:57 AM (F2xQR)
Welcome to JQ's Snack -n- Snooze, Cat! Enjoy your stay...
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 12:57 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 24, 2025 12:58 AM (UoKhB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 24, 2025 01:00 AM (0RiMX)
You have to be careful with that stuff. I forget what the prep is for making it safe to eat. I'll stick with collard greens and a hamhock.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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I have plenty around the property, but:
Poisonous ingredients include:
Phytolaccatoxin
Phytolaccigenin
No idea what those are, but I ain't eating it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2025 01:00 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Inflation is insane at October 24, 2025 12:14 AM (TbWk/)
I should be more clear. The special includes two appetizers and two pie slices. With tax it came to 48$ and I added a generous tip.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 24, 2025 01:02 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 24, 2025 01:03 AM (UoKhB)
https://tinyurl.com/ycxc8r2k
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2025 10:17 PM (Ffc+
She has a couple of outstanding qualifications.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 01:04 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
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That's better! Still pricey, but you didn't need to prepare it or wash the dishes. Nice treat for you both!
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 01:05 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2025 12:31 AM (ynpvh)
Just look at that horrific crash on the 10 in Ontario yesterday. Sad!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 24, 2025 01:06 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 24, 2025 01:07 AM (UoKhB)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 24, 2025 01:08 AM (UoKhB)
{Checks notes in rulebook}
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2025 12:30 AM (gKDq2)
I know!
I learn something new every time I come here....which is most nights lately now that I'm an unemployed, good-for-nothing layabout.
That could be a good future nic.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 24, 2025 01:08 AM (QGaXH)
That could be a good future nic.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
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I prefer the descriptor 'affable idler'. I use that here ocassionally.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2025 01:12 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
Put the shit back on the street in Chyna.
Relabel as exotic animal body part boner tea.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 24, 2025 01:12 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 24, 2025 01:13 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 24, 2025 01:13 AM (UoKhB)
Posted by: Boss Moss
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My neighbors have mumbled something about 'harmless eccentric'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2025 01:16 AM (XeU6L)
Wow. Vegetarianism.
The man lives and dies by his principles.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 24, 2025 01:18 AM (mC4Jq)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 23, 2025 11:19 PM (ZVgZ4)
Buddy Holly's plane crash cleaned them out. Dial the number, and...crickets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 01:18 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 24, 2025 01:20 AM (47diA)
Posted by: Boss Moss
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My neighbors have mumbled something about 'harmless eccentric'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2025 01:16 AM (XeU6L)
My attitude toward money has shifted also, now that I get free money every month from the government and three of my previous employers...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 24, 2025 01:20 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 24, 2025 01:22 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 24, 2025 01:23 AM (snZF9)
My attitude toward money has shifted also, now that I get free money every month from the government and three of my previous employers...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
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Lucky guy. I have to periodically knock over a liquor store.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2025 01:24 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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I didn't see nuthin.
Will likely need to do the same, soon.
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 01:25 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 01:28 AM (rdVOm)
I've heard tales of "pole salat". Pokeweed -- I hate those damned things.
You've got to boil it long enough, and pick only the more tender leaves to neutralize the toxic compounds.
Surprisingly, there a few common vegetables that are toxic in the raw state, and heating is what breaks those down into non-toxic components. Lima/butter beans are an example. Raw, they have some toxic compounds, and if you ate enough of them raw, it would make you sick. Cooking them kills that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 24, 2025 01:30 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius
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I knew it! I knew it! Damned Lima & Butter beans and their dry, mealy texture... aren't fit for human consumption!
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 01:32 AM (rdVOm)
I assume historically they would not be publically announced or claimed.
IOW the Letters are advance Pardons.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 24, 2025 12:51 AM (/lPRQ)
You have conjured up a Stan Rogers song. Mike Hammer knows which one, I bet:
https://youtu.be/ZIwzRkjn86w
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 01:34 AM (8zz6B)
I'll add that it wasn't until the 1800's that tomatoes became accepted as a food source.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2025 01:34 AM (XeU6L)
ROFL.
There is a variety dubbed "butter peas" here that I like. The beans are more roundish, pea-like, that regular flat butter bean like.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 24, 2025 01:35 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Ok that made me laugh. One of the harley shops I work out of is owned by a friend of mine. I actually taught him 30-35 years ago, he's 10 years younger than me, but eventually he started working on harleys for a living, just not quite on the scale I do. I do all of his engines because I have the special tooling for balancing and rebuilding heads, etc. Every time I go there to work its a party. One day he looked at me and says yeah, drinking beers, and building harleys, and no bosses, we're gentlemen of leisure. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 24, 2025 01:37 AM (snZF9)
Worst bellyache I ever had, was after drinking a glassful of blended chocolate milk & peyote buttons.
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 01:38 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2025 01:34 AM (XeU6L)
Potatoes and tomatoes are both members of the nightshade family. I wonder if some GMO work could produce a plant that would yieled both edible fruit and edible tubers? And get the toxins out of the greens so they could be used for cattle feed. A three-fer!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 01:41 AM (8zz6B)
Full disclosure: I've never tried to grow any.
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 01:44 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 01:28 AM (rdVOm)
I know. She was only 17 when she died, and I was 18-19. I had seen her a week or so before, we bumped into each other in a local 7-11. The last fucking memory I have was how her eyes lit up. I know it wasn't my fault, but I'll carry it forever.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 24, 2025 01:46 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 01:49 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's "Plucky Wee One"- Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 24, 2025 01:50 AM (SRRAx)
Loved your video! So sweet...
Vegetarians, IMO, do it for one of two reasons:
1-- virtue signal
2-- belief that it's (somehow?) "healthy" for them
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 01:54 AM (rdVOm)
Full disclosure: I've never tried to grow any.
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 01:44 AM (rdVOm)
I looked them up. Pomato plants are hand-made by grafting the root of a small potato plant to the stem of a young tomato seedling. Plant the seeds, and tomatos result.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 01:55 AM (8zz6B)
1-- virtue signal
2-- belief that it's (somehow?) "healthy" for them
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 01:54 AM (rdVOm)
If pallid and scrawny is "healthy", LOL.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 01:57 AM (8zz6B)
Also: fun novelty for gardeners.
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 01:58 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Well, yes. But they *believe* it's healthier.
Look at the link in post #2! McCartney looks like a frail old woman...
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 02:00 AM (rdVOm)
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An aside re Rogers.
You know, it's rather strange...I first heard 'Mary Ellen Carter' at a pub in Atlanta in the mid 80's, a Canadian group was playing there. I was so impressed with the tune that I talked to the group leader during a break. I admit that the lyric that caught my attention was "...With smiling bastards lying to you everywhere you go..."
Fast forward 35 years or so, without hearing any Rogers, or knowing who he was, then, AoP mentions 'Mary Ellen Carter' here, I check it, and there 'tis. It's become something of a staple.
As far as 'Barrett's Privateers', I like this vid, bunch of guys sitting around a table with a couple of bottles.
https://tinyurl.com/3yrs93cy
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2025 02:02 AM (XeU6L)
Also: fun novelty for gardeners.
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 01:58 AM (rdVOm)
But the fact that they are hand-made by grafting means they will be expensive. If you could breed or gene-splice a hybrid, it could be propagated from the tubers like potatoes, and could be grown inexpensively. And maybe be frost-tolerant for those of us in northern climes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 02:07 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JQ
You two
*Offers soon to expire $100 Best Western Gift Card with Jacuzzi Suite Upgrade*
Posted by: Do bot ask how Miklos got that at October 24, 2025 02:07 AM (M772T)
Posted by: Do bot ask how Miklos got that
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LOL, but we're both married, and NOT to each other! (But you know that, haha)
Pretty sure I don't want to face the wrath of Mrs. B.!
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 02:10 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 24, 2025 02:11 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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It'd be great to have a longer tomato season!
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 02:11 AM (rdVOm)
If pallid and scrawny is "healthy", LOL.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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KJV, Romans 14:2:
For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2025 02:12 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 02:10 AM (rdVOm)
Shit, *I* don't want to face her wrath. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 24, 2025 02:12 AM (snZF9)
https://youtu.be/lKF2uPx-d50
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 24, 2025 02:13 AM (uYBA9)
Salad is never the main course, of course. I am an omnivore.
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 02:14 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2025 02:15 AM (XeU6L)
At about 1/4 of the way through the funeral.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 24, 2025 02:17 AM (O7YUW)
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Periodically, searchers turn up some artifact from the Franklin expedition. It is fascinating, but capsulizes the risks of the age of exploration.
"Westward from the Davis Strait
'Tis there 'twas said to lie
The sea route to the Orient
For which so many died
Seeking gold and glory,
Leaving weathered, broken bones
And a long-forgotten lonely cairn of stones"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2025 02:20 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 02:21 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 02:14 AM (rdVOm)
Trump Taco Salad is a main course. The finest, healthiest, most luxurious main course you could ever hope to have!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 02:23 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: The Suburban at October 24, 2025 02:23 AM (XeU6L)
I'll just have to settle for "chef's salad" at home. All the salad fixin's plus ham, bacon, cheese, sliced hard-boiled egg... basically whatever's in the fridge.
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 02:29 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: The Suburban at October 24, 2025 02:23 AM (XeU6L)
Yup. Arrived here on sunday the 12th, in the wee hours, and in the midst of the torrential rains, which disclosed to me how bad the roof is. Left here for Corsicana on Wednesday, spent the weekend at the MoMee, and departed Corsicana Sunday morning the 19th. Arrived back here on Monday. Was planning to leave tomorrow, but things got in the way, so will leave Saturday AM. Tomorrow I will house-clean, and hoe some weeds outside.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 02:30 AM (8zz6B)
Man, am I gonna look good driving that beauty.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 24, 2025 02:31 AM (urtE/)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 24, 2025 02:33 AM (uYBA9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 24, 2025 02:33 AM (UoKhB)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 24, 2025 02:33 AM (UoKhB)
I learned to drive in a Falcon station wagon, three on a tree. This one is a sedan and automatic, so less work but just as chromed up and curvy. Wing windows FTW.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 24, 2025 02:35 AM (urtE/)
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK
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Sweet ride! Hope it drives as good as it looks!
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 02:36 AM (rdVOm)
Or maybe no.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 24, 2025 02:36 AM (urtE/)
Posted by: Boss Moss
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Hoping not to affect tcn's affection, here's a pic:
https://tinyurl.com/5d2r8zu9
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2025 02:41 AM (XeU6L)
https://tinyurl.com/5d2r8zu9
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2025 02:41 AM (XeU6L)
Not sure mine is gonna get that kinda air...
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 24, 2025 02:44 AM (urtE/)
Posted by: tcn
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Guess it would depend on the height of flood waters.
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 02:45 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 24, 2025 02:33 AM (UoKhB)
The Falcon was Ford's entry into the then-new "compact car" category. The original Falcons sported a pavement-ripping 144 cubic inch inline six, soon upped to 170, and later to 200.
Competitors were Chevy II, Plymouth Valiant/Dodge Dart, Studebaker Lark, and Rambler American.
The Mustang started out on the Falcon platform.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 02:45 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 24, 2025 02:46 AM (UoKhB)
https://tinyurl.com/5d2r8zu9
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2025 02:41 AM (XeU6L)
Somewhere, I have a pic of an AMC Pacer partially-submerged in a pond, looking like a huge turtle.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 02:49 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 24, 2025 02:46 AM (UoKhB)
Largely because less Federal regulations. No bumper height laws, no crumple zones, no CAFE rules that forced all cars to look like a used bar of soap.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 02:51 AM (8zz6B)
Somewhere, I have a pic of an AMC Pacer partially-submerged in a pond, looking like a huge turtle.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Yeah, well the caption for the pic was; 'Falcon, resting in a tree'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2025 03:00 AM (XeU6L)
tcn - Here's hoping the Falcon is as you are hoping.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2025 03:02 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 03:07 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2025 03:15 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2025 03:17 AM (+qU29)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2025 03:27 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2025 03:36 AM (+qU29)
BREAKING: Law enforcement opened fire at driver backing U-Haul truck into line of police outside U.S. Coast Guard base in Alameda, California. Injuries unknown.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 24, 2025 03:41 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2025 03:43 AM (+qU29)
If I remember correctly a 1966 Corvette with a 427 engine was about $5,000.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at October 24, 2025 03:53 AM (Da7Vv)
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It took me all of 10 seconds to update his record in my address book and now he is "Shazam!" until the day he dies.
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