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Latrine John-Pissoir's Book Tour Is a Disaster (Which Only Makes Sense Because Latrine John-Pissoir Is a Disaster)

"Her" "book," which is a disaster, is already in identity crisis.

To sell to the public, you need to promise that you're going to deliver "the real insider story" to the public. Kamala Harris pretended she was going to deliver the real insider story, and then delivered nothing but the usual spin she offers for free.

Latrine John-Pissoir's book is titled, Independent: A Look Inside a Broken White House. The problem is that this title is clearly fabricated by the publisher to sell books and does not reflect the actual content of the book.

Because Latrine John-Pissoir's " look inside" is the same look she offered us from the podium day after day after day: behind the scenes, Joe Biden was forming human pyramids with Bulgarian acrobats and solving three-dimensional matrices in his mind.

People -- even identity-politics-besotted woke leftists -- aren't going to pay for the same spin that they already had a bellyfull of for free, so the publisher subtitled the book "A Look Inside a Broken White House." Suggesting we're going to read about the Biden White House being broken, from an insider's perspective.

Fooled you! The only thing that's broken about the Biden White House is the public's mistaken impression of Joe Biden, and the Democrats' betrayal of Biden.


So how can she justify her book's subtitle being "A Look Inside a Broken White House?"

Insanely, she claims that the broken White House she's speaking of is the Trump White House. But obviously she cannot offer an "insider's look" at that.

She's offering an "Insider's Look" at the Biden White House, which was Perfect, and an outsider look at the "broken White House" of Donald John Trump. And so she just kind of smooshed those together to be an "Insider Look at a Broken White House."

This makes no sense. It's not really supposed to -- it's just yet another senseless lie from the serial liar and DEI dummy Latrine John-Pissoir.

I want someone to sue her for false advertising so we can read emails between her and the publisher scheming what is the maximally-deceptive title they can give the book without opening themselves up to lawsuit.

The public is not fooled by this abominable horsesh*t:


Latrine got ugly with Karoline Leavitt, calling her "deplorable." How original. Leavitt fired back:

"With all due respect to my predecessor, she's one of the main culprits of the greatest coverups and scandals in American history. She took the podium every day and lied to the press about the incompetence of her boss."

"The Trump White House is the most accessible and transparent White House ever."

And if you can't get enough of crackhead hooker-addict gun felon Hunter Biden whining about the betrayal of his corrupt grifter father, I've got you covered.

Hunter Biden claims he was so enraged watching Barack Obama lead his father, then-President Joe Biden, off the stage at a Hollywood fundraiser last year that he nearly cursed out the former president.

In an excerpt of journalist Jonathan Karl's forthcoming book, "Retribution: Donald Trump and the Campaign that Changed America," obtained by Axios Tuesday, the former first son recalled the anger he felt toward Obama, who grabbed Joe by the wrist and tugged him in the direction of the curtains after he froze for a full 10 seconds at the star-studded campaign fundraiser.

"I almost jumped up on the stage and said, 'Don't ever f--king do that to the president of the United States again -- ever," Hunter told Karl, during an interview months after the awkward moment.


"I knew that that was going to be a meme," the former first son added. "That really, really, really, really pissed me off."

Joe's freeze-up at the Peacock Theater in Los Angeles indeed went viral and took place as concerns over the octogenarian president's age and mental acuity mounted, following a spate of public moments where the then-president appeared dazed or confused about where he was.

The Hollywood event raked in more than $30 million in contributions for the Biden campaign, about a week-and-a-half before Joe's disastrous debate with President Trump, which forced the Democratic incumbent to end his re-election bid less than a month later.

Actor and Democratic mega-donor George Clooney was one of several Hollywood luminaries at the event, and later recounted in a New York Times op-ed that the president "was not the Joe 'big F-ing deal' Biden of 2010."

"He wasn't even the Joe Biden of 2020," Clooney said of what the president was like at the fundraiser. "He was the same man we all witnessed at the debate."

He's also grousing about Kamala Harris not showing loyalty to his corrupt father. First he admits that Kamala Harris was chosen by Biden because Biden believes that "African American women are the heart and soul of the Democrat Party, and the conscience of the Democrat Party." Then he realizes he just said she was picked entirely for racial/gender reasons, and adds that she was "perfectly qualified" to be president.

Then he again suggests that she wasn't qualified to be president by stressing that Biden picked her out of his assumption that she would be loyal, which he says she isn't, so what was her qualification, exactly, beyond being (half) black and female?

The crack-addict daughter-denying scumbag also whines that he was prosecuted for his gun and drug crimes, even as he admits his extreme privilege in being pardoned by his father the "president" of the United States.

Former first son Hunter Biden is claiming that his father only pardoned him because Donald Trump reclaimed the presidency in November 2024 -- and "would not have" done so under "normal circumstances" while the appeals process played out.

"Donald Trump went and changed everything," Hunter said in an interview released Monday on journalist Tommy Christopher's Substack platform.

"And I don't think that I need to make much of an argument about why it changed everything."

Can you make any argument?

The 55-year-old -- who pleaded guilty last year to evading $1.4 million in back taxes to the IRS and was convicted on felony gun charges -- declined to mention that he had apparently been present for discussions on pardons during Joe Biden's final months in the White House.

"I've said this before," Hunter went on.

"My dad would not have pardoned me if President Trump had not won, and the reason that he would not have pardoned me is because I was certain that in a normal circumstance of the appeals [I would have won]."


The Biden scion added that Trump was planning a "revenge tour" against his father, which would have made himself the "easiest target to just to intimidate and to not just impact me, but impact my entire family into, into silence in a way that at least he is not -- it's not as easy for him to do [with] me being pardoned."

"I realize how privileged I am," Hunter went on.


"I realize how lucky I am; I realize that I got something that almost no one would have gotten.

"But I'm incredibly grateful for it and I have to say that I don't think that it requires me to make much of a detailed argument for why it was the right thing to do, at least from my dad, from his perspective."

Again: Can you make any argument for why this was "the right thing to do?"

Posted by: Ace at 06:24 PM




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1 She is a vacuous little twat.

Posted by: fd at October 22, 2025 06:25 PM (vFG9F)

2 Oh yeah. First.

Posted by: fd at October 22, 2025 06:25 PM (vFG9F)

3 Who thinks these books are good idea?

Or is this just straight graft and money laundering?

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2025 06:26 PM (FCi/W)

4 Even Stephen Colbert has had enough of the spin. When the most loyal late-night ally starts fact-checking Karine Jean-Pierre on live TV, you know the narrative is collapsing.

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Long past WHEN IT COUNTS!!

Just like so many in media.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2025 06:27 PM (krQz2)

5 192 Pages.

And, I'm betting there isn't even any Minotaur Milking.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2025 06:27 PM (FCi/W)

6 Joe Biden was forming human pyramids with Bulgarian acrobats

Only if they were underage little girls, and it took place in a shower...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2025 06:28 PM (ynpvh)

7 Yo Hunter:
if you loved your dad (and I can understand why you might not, he molested your sis) or even cared about your family's dignity (which you should do, anyway) then your job was to get him to step down before primary-season. That would have saved him the embarrassment.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 22, 2025 06:29 PM (p/J4D)

8 Should I go get some ice cream?

Posted by: Accomack at October 22, 2025 06:29 PM (JY+81)

9 "I realize how privileged I am,"

And then he smoked some crack.

Posted by: fd at October 22, 2025 06:29 PM (vFG9F)

10 Looks like she's got a new hairdo.

Posted by: Tuna at October 22, 2025 06:30 PM (lJ0H4)

11 I'm sure "her" "book" has already "sold" a bazilllion copies.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2025 06:30 PM (ULPxl)

12 Because Latrine John-Pissoir's " look inside" is the same look she offered us from the podium day after day after day: behind the scenes, Joe Biden was forming human pyramids with Bulgarian acrobats and solving three-dimensional matrices in his mind.

Joe Biden was also performing as "Catcher" for The Flying Wallendas in their death-defying trapeze act. Rock solid and steady.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2025 06:30 PM (wVcYX)

13 Former first son Hunter Biden is claiming that his father only pardoned him because Donald Trump reclaimed the presidency in November 2024 -- and "would not have" done so under "normal circumstances"
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A first for politics when the other side's candidate winning can't be considered a "normal" circumstance.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2025 06:30 PM (krQz2)

14 She should have called it the Cabbage Patch tour.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2025 06:30 PM (0N4FZ)

15 > " I realize that I got something that almost no one would have gotten."

Yeah - a $1.4M break on your taxes.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at October 22, 2025 06:31 PM (1Nv0l)

16 It's impossible to shame the shameless.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2025 06:31 PM (fGmWu)

17 Just read a hate feed whining about Trump giving our swag bags at his dinner.
Autographed hats and such.

So many lol at their petty sniping.

These idiots have no idea, do they?
How much rich and powerful love getting free shit, especially one-of-a-kind free shit.

While you dumbases are still whining about "affordable health care" (for illegals and lay-abouts), Trump just bought another must-pass bill.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2025 06:31 PM (HXT0k)

18
omg ace thanks for this. I've been watching her interviews with FRIENDLIES and they're disasters. Every question -- from "What color would you say your shoes are?" to "Why didn't you stand up to that harridan Jill?" -- gets the identical stock speech with the identical gestures. At some random point, she summons an imaginary White House Press Room podium and says "I can't speak to that."

It just makes me SO. DAMN. RELIEVED. that those liars and con artists did not win!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 06:32 PM (ldc7S)

19 As for KJP, she is stupid.
I never accused Psaki of being stupid - evil, but not stupid. She was able to evade questions like a pro. "Circle back" is a meme because although annoying, it worked.
KJP looked like a high school glee-club senior the whole time.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 22, 2025 06:32 PM (p/J4D)

20 I'm still fantazing about a 2 AM SWAT raid on the admissions office of Yale Law School, to seize Hunter Biden's admission records.

How many phone calls do you think that Joe had to make to get him in there?

(Hunter went to Georgetown Law for one year, obviously concluded that that wasn't prestigious enough, and then got admitted to Yale Law through pure merit.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2025 06:33 PM (xTIDn)

21 I smoke two rocks in the morning . . .

Posted by: Hunter! at October 22, 2025 06:33 PM (p/J4D)

22 Everything a Leftist says is a lie in some fashion. They lie even when it's not necessary to lie.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 22, 2025 06:33 PM (EYmYM)

23 Nobody wants to hear your shite, Latrine. You don't even rate 15 minutes of fame.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2025 06:33 PM (QGLzn)

24 Joe Biden was also performing as "Catcher" for The Flying Wallendas in their death-defying trapeze act. Rock solid and steady.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2025 06:30 PM


I saw joe biden and ruth ginsberg running the Appalachian trail together in 2018. They both had ruck sacks filled with gravel and each of them were carrying two .50 cal ammo cans filled with sand. They left me in the dust.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2025 06:33 PM (0N4FZ)

25 She was cute as a pumpkin head, now, she looks like her fat felon sisters.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2025 06:33 PM (XwyaG)

26 192 Pages.

And, I'm betting there isn't even any Minotaur Milking.
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I'm betting its one of those books where the Title, and only the title, appears on page 1, followed by a blank page. And then the chapter begins, but only half-way down the page, because the top half has the number 1 centered, and then underneath the one is the name of chapter 1. So 3 pages in, we have one-half of one page.

And after every chapter ends, we have another blank page. And this pattern repeats throughout.

192 pages is about...67 pages of actual writing, most of it likely just made up stories nobody can confirm or deny, and none of it interesting.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2025 06:33 PM (TN0g+)

27 Raggity Karine was a habitual lier

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2025 06:34 PM (+qU29)

28 "Long past WHEN IT COUNTS!!"

so true, and of so many things, too

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 22, 2025 06:34 PM (kHop/)

29 The bidens nauseate me.



Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2025 06:34 PM (W2Pud)

30 She was cute as a pumpkin head, now, she looks like her fat felon sisters.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2025 06:33 PM (XwyaG)
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She was quite cute.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2025 06:34 PM (krQz2)

31 She can do bird hands and crazy eyes at the same time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2025 06:35 PM (XwyaG)

32 Pretty telling about the state of our legal system when Hunter flat out admits that if Harris had won a pardon wouldn't have been necessary. There's no doubt of his guilt on any of the charges but he would never have paid a price with a Democrat president.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2025 06:35 PM (viF8m)

33 Puppet Show

And

Book Tour

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 22, 2025 06:35 PM (5yDGQ)

34 Remember when they tried to announce her replacement and she pulled the Black Lesbian Uno Reverse on them and basically said, 'I'm not leaving and I dare you to fire me'.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at October 22, 2025 06:35 PM (lCHt6)

35 Gaslighting. It's on the menu. The all-day menu. The only thing on the menu.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2025 06:36 PM (wVcYX)

36 I smoke two rocks in the morning . . .
Posted by: Hunter! at October 22, 2025 06:33 PM (p/J4D)
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I smoke more before breakfast than many men will in their entire lives!

Posted by: Hunty B at October 22, 2025 06:36 PM (krQz2)

37 I liked her more as a live-action red-headed golliwog.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at October 22, 2025 06:36 PM (1Nv0l)

38 The male attraction to KJP and AOC--one of the things I still don't get about AoS even after all of these years.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2025 06:37 PM (TN0g+)

39 She found a way to be even less appealing.

Posted by: fd at October 22, 2025 06:37 PM (vFG9F)

40 And, I'm betting there isn't even any Minotaur Milking.
---
New meaning to "8 maids a-milking."

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2025 06:37 PM (krQz2)

41 Kamala/Karine 2028 -- Two Winos and Whiners for One!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 22, 2025 06:37 PM (BO/19)

42 Curiously, there doesn't seem to be any record of the amount of KJP's book advance.

Remember the rules: real authors have to repay a portion of their advance if the book doesn't sell well, politicians never do.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2025 06:38 PM (xTIDn)

43 Psaki knew which dicks to put out for to keep her career alive.

Carpet muncher Latrine didn't figure out that out. More guys in power than lesbos.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2025 06:38 PM (QGLzn)

44 I for one am surprised at the conviction and anger by coke-head Delanites. Harrump!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2025 06:38 PM (mlg/3)

45 Which white dude failed to position Karine for success this time?

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 22, 2025 06:39 PM (BO/19)

46 She's culturally appropriating white girl hair.

Posted by: jsg at October 22, 2025 06:39 PM (VM+VC)

47 38 The male attraction to KJP and AOC--one of the things I still don't get about AoS even after all of these years.
Posted by: Crusader

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Attraction only in a certain sense. I would put up with the inane dinner conversation for one reason, and one reason only.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at October 22, 2025 06:39 PM (1Nv0l)

48 "Which white dude failed to position Karine for success this time?"

All of them.

Posted by: fd at October 22, 2025 06:39 PM (vFG9F)

49 willowing:

282 So, is Luigi a trOnz=adjacent "ally", like Charlie Kirk's assassin?

I guess that would depend on whether or not Luigi LIKED being beaten up by them.
Posted by: Pete in Texas
--------------------------------

Or is beaten up a euphemism for something else?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2025 06:39 PM (XwyaG)

50 All Leftists think they are a victim of some sort . Never take responsibility and it's always someone else's fault

Posted by: the way I see it at October 22, 2025 06:39 PM (EYmYM)

51
is this just straight graft and money laundering?
Posted by: garrett

==============

I'm guessing it gives her a line on her resume and maybe gets her another $50-100k on her next job. Consulting? Teaching? Journalizing?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 06:39 PM (ldc7S)

52 31 She can do bird hands and crazy eyes at the same time.

LOL! now that's a real qualification!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 22, 2025 06:40 PM (kHop/)

53 What a Pissoir

Posted by: Ted Striker at October 22, 2025 06:40 PM (9mQ3m)

54 29 The bidens nauseate me.



Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2025 06:34 PM (W2Pud)

I'm not sure that is a potent enough word to describe it.

The stench of evil that wafts off all of them is enough to produce projectile vomit.

Closer?

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 22, 2025 06:40 PM (urtE/)

55 37 I liked her more as a live-action red-headed golliwog.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at October 22, 2025 06:36 PM (1Nv0l)

I guess it hasn't exactly been a cakewalk for her...
https://youtu.be/vijqldMQkVs&t=18s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2025 06:40 PM (ynpvh)

56 Who thinks these books are good idea?

Or is this just straight graft and money laundering?
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2025 06:26 PM (FCi/W)

Well, graft and money-laundering are good ideas, if you are the beneficiary.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2025 06:40 PM (8zz6B)

57 And, I'm betting there isn't even any Minotaur Milking.
---
New meaning to "8 maids a-milking."
Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2025 06:37 PM (krQz2)

What was the verse for the maids churning butter?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2025 06:40 PM (wVcYX)

58 48 "Which white dude failed to position Karine for success this time?"

All of them.
Posted by: fd at October 22, 2025 06:39 PM (vFG9F)

She probably couldn't be successful in a truck stop bathroom.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 22, 2025 06:41 PM (urtE/)

59 We get around.

Posted by: the ahl al-zutt at October 22, 2025 06:41 PM (p/J4D)

60 KJP was a one.
Psaki was a zero.

Posted by: Accomack at October 22, 2025 06:41 PM (T1QkV)

61
How many phone calls do you think that Joe had to make to get him in there?
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Only took one to get him on the Board of Amtrak. I mean, he had the background and experience, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2025 06:41 PM (XeU6L)

62 40 And, I'm betting there isn't even any Minotaur Milking.
---
New meaning to "8 maids a-milking."

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2025 06:37 PM (krQz2)

Wait until those 10 lords start leaping...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2025 06:41 PM (ynpvh)

63 I guess it hasn't exactly been a cakewalk for her...
https://youtu.be/vijqldMQkVs&t=18s
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

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TIL...

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at October 22, 2025 06:42 PM (1Nv0l)

64 53 What a Pissoir

Posted by: Ted Striker at October 22, 2025 06:40 PM (9mQ3m)

Her memoir?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2025 06:42 PM (ynpvh)

65 KJP looked like a high school glee-club senior the whole time.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 22, 2025 06:32 PM (p/J4D)

She always seemed to me to be trying to keep her cool while her eyes were panicked that nobody believed her bullshit.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 22, 2025 06:43 PM (urtE/)

66 Tim Miller: "Biden talked way less to the press than Donald Trump does."

Karine Jean-Pierre: "That's not true…

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Trump literally gave more & longer (by orders of magnitude) press conferences and media interviews during his first month in Office 2.0 than F. Joe Mugabe get throughout his entire 4-year derelict disaster.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 22, 2025 06:44 PM (BO/19)

67 60 KJP was a one.
Psaki was a zero.

Posted by: Accomack at October 22, 2025 06:41 PM (T1QkV)

Hunter rated her a coke zero...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2025 06:44 PM (ynpvh)

68
"Which white dude failed to position Karine for success this time?"

All of them.
Posted by: fd

============

Please guard your nose. She is literally trying to make that case. In 2025, having served in the White House as a foreign-born Black lesbian whose former partner is a prominent lesbian of color at a major news org.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 06:44 PM (ldc7S)

69 "...forthcoming book."
_____________________

The self-importance is strong in these ones. All these "important" people writing books is insulting to all us "unimportant" people who just happen to be exceedingly more qualified for the positions they held. Harris, Jean-Pierre, Karl. These are unexceptional people who actually believe they qualify to lecture the rest of us by convincing themselves that there are actually people out there who are interested in what they say, beyond busting on them for outright stupidity.

It's like being tutored by the dumbest kid in the class.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2025 06:44 PM (dIske)

70 I confess I had to scroll down to remind myself of her real name. She has been "Latrine John Pissoir" for as long as I can remember.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at October 22, 2025 06:44 PM (1Nv0l)

71 no allegedly-female leftist can ever be anything but a yuge zero.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 22, 2025 06:45 PM (kHop/)

72 whose former partner is a prominent lesbian of color at a major news org.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 06:44 PM (ldc7S)

Don Lemon ?

Posted by: jsg at October 22, 2025 06:45 PM (VM+VC)

73 Speaking of books, I was volunteering at a local library book sale recently and one of the books I was straightening was Bolton's book "I was in the Room". This was about 2 days after the indictment. I laughed but didn't even spend the $1 to buy it.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 22, 2025 06:45 PM (kanec)

74 Well, nice to have it on record, I suppose

@theblaze 11m
DHS probe confirms Biden's FEMA refused aid to Trump-supporting disaster survivors http://dlvr.it/TNqk00

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2025 06:45 PM (mlg/3)

75 KJP looked like a high school glee-club senior the whole time.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 22, 2025 06:32 PM (p/J4D)

She always seemed to me to be trying to keep her cool while her eyes were panicked that nobody believed her bullshit.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 22, 2025 06:43 PM (urtE/)


Narrator: Nobody did, in fact, believe her bullshit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2025 06:46 PM (wVcYX)

76 It's like being tutored by the dumbest kid in the class.
Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2025 06:44 PM (dIske)

That's what all of Biden's press conferences were. They just kept repeating the lies over and over as if we were toddlers who weren't listening carefully or something. They really believed they were the smartest people in the world and still don't understand why we didn't buy their crap.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 22, 2025 06:46 PM (urtE/)

77 Insanely, she claims that the broken White House she's speaking of is the Trump White House. But obviously she cannot offer an "insider's look" at that.

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# of cells in an amoeba > # of her neurons capable of firing

Single-Digit IQ

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 22, 2025 06:47 PM (BO/19)

78 Is everyone as sick as I am of hearing her tell us she's a black lesbian? Who gives one fat rat's ass? Of course, those are her only qualifications, but still.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 22, 2025 06:47 PM (urtE/)

79 I would not pay her to talk.
I have a thing for black girls.

Posted by: Accomack at October 22, 2025 06:47 PM (T1QkV)

80 Not a fairy tale. Psaki came home from the nuke talks in Paris pregnant. By whom? How do you think she is still getting sinecure jobs?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2025 06:47 PM (QGLzn)

81 38 The male attraction to KJP and AOC--one of the things I still don't get about AoS even after all of these years.
Posted by: Crusader


Something something
Putting your dick in crazy
Something

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2025 06:48 PM (W2Pud)

82 "76 It's like being tutored by the dumbest kid in the class.
Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2025 06:44 PM (dIske)

That's what all of Biden's press conferences were. They just kept repeating the lies over and over as if we were toddlers who weren't listening carefully or something. They really believed they were the smartest people in the world and still don't understand why we didn't buy their crap.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 22, 2025 06:46 PM (urtE/) "

really, isn't that every demonrat press conference?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 22, 2025 06:48 PM (kHop/)

83 How do you think she is still getting sinecure jobs?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2025 06:47 PM (QGLzn)

Sold her soul to the devil?

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 22, 2025 06:49 PM (urtE/)

84 I was shocked Raggity Karine was in her 40s, thought for sure 25 tops

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2025 06:49 PM (+qU29)

85 > KJP was a one.

Pardon?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2025 06:49 PM (Yp6az)

86
It's funny, everyone says she sucked at that job, but in a crazy way, I thought she was perfect at it. Her job was to lie and deny while keeping her composure and speaking in complete sentences. To frustrate seekers of facts. Success. To put a DEI face on a disastrous administration. Success.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 06:49 PM (ldc7S)

87 >>> 80 Not a fairy tale. Psaki came home from the nuke talks in Paris pregnant. By whom? How do you think she is still getting sinecure jobs?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2025 06:47 PM (QGLzn)

How many of the "men" present would have had sufficient testosterone to get that job done?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2025 06:49 PM (ULPxl)

88 Harris and KJP both write books dumping on Dems. The only political career they might have now would be with the Dem Socialists. Who in the Dem party would want to risk working with either one of them?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2025 06:49 PM (8RjCi)

89 Tim Miller: "Biden talked way less to the press than Donald Trump does."

Karine Jean-Pierre: "That's not true…

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Mr. Barnard: Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!

Karine Jean-Pierre: What?

Mr. Barnard: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous, pervert!!!

Karine Jean-Pierre: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!

Mr. Barnard: OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.

Karine Jean-Pierre: Oh, I see, well, that explains it.

Mr. Barnard: Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor. [stupid git!]

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2025 06:50 PM (wVcYX)

90 really, isn't that every demonrat press conference?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 22, 2025 06:48 PM (kHop/)

Well, if they aren't spouting shit, they are putting cheese on raw hamburgers.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 22, 2025 06:50 PM (urtE/)

91 84 I was shocked Raggity Karine was in her 40s, thought for sure 25 tops
Posted by: Skip

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Black don't crack.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at October 22, 2025 06:50 PM (1Nv0l)

92 Leftwing media is dedicated to maintaining the lie. Never give up the con as a way of life .

Posted by: Accomack at October 22, 2025 06:50 PM (T1QkV)

93 "Psaki came home from the nuke talks in Paris pregnant. By whom?"


/whistles while nonchalantly sidling away

Posted by: Hunter at October 22, 2025 06:50 PM (i0F8b)

94 I guess it hasn't exactly been a cakewalk for her...
https://youtu.be/vijqldMQkVs&t=18s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OrH_Kgtx_0

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2025 06:51 PM (krQz2)

95 87 >>> 80 Not a fairy tale. Psaki came home from the nuke talks in Paris pregnant. By whom? How do you think she is still getting sinecure jobs?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2025 06:47 PM (QGLzn)

How many of the "men" present would have had sufficient testosterone to get that job done?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2025 06:49 PM (ULPxl)

Check the AoSHQ Style Guide please. The correct response is "Not with Ace's dick!"

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 22, 2025 06:51 PM (urtE/)

96 KJP was a one.

Pardon?
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Yeah, I don't know why we had to pretend we needed something other than a 1-10 scale. There are no zeroes, and in truth there are no 10s.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2025 06:51 PM (TN0g+)

97 How many of the "men" present would have had sufficient testosterone to get that job done?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

=========

It's catch-22. Anyone with sufficient testosterone wouldn't touch her with a barge pole. I'm betting on the turkey baster.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at October 22, 2025 06:52 PM (1Nv0l)

98 DHS probe confirms Biden's FEMA refused aid to Trump-supporting disaster survivors http://dlvr.it/TNqk00
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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For the Left, that was the morally correct thing to do. And more importantly, politically shrewd.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2025 06:52 PM (XeU6L)

99 >>>78 Is everyone as sick as I am of hearing her tell us she's a black lesbian? Who gives one fat rat's ass? Of course, those are her only qualifications, but still.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK
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Not me.
I only see her when ace or a commenter posts a link, otherwise she doesn't exist.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2025 06:52 PM (XwyaG)

100 Never found KJP attractive in the least.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 22, 2025 06:53 PM (abIsI)

101 Dash cam video from 18-wheeler that caused horrific fatal wrecks in CA. Driver was a 21-year-old, but authorities are not giving out any other info:

https://tinyurl.com/2vfdbkw5

Apologies if someone has already posted this.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 22, 2025 06:53 PM (3ImbR)

102 98 DHS probe confirms Biden's FEMA refused aid to Trump-supporting disaster survivors http://dlvr.it/TNqk00
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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For the Left, that was the morally correct thing to do. And more importantly, politically shrewd.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2025 06:52 PM (XeU6L)

How to win friends and influence people.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 22, 2025 06:53 PM (urtE/)

103 Pathetic: Indiana RINOS Refuse to Redistrict to Add a New Republican US Congressional Seat – Republicans Hold 39-10 Majority in Indiana Senate!


The GOP is not a serious party.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 22, 2025 06:54 PM (abIsI)

104 Psaki was fucking Kerry and she made sure she had a gig after her State Dept job was gone.

I followed her and Nuland for 8 years like a like friggin coon hound.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2025 06:54 PM (QGLzn)

105 Megyn jumped on KJP's case with "does she ever not mention she's a black lesbian"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2025 06:54 PM (8RjCi)

106 Latrine should go back to her Little Orphan Annie haircut. It was a much better look for her.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 22, 2025 06:55 PM (3ImbR)

107
It's going to be fun when Jill's and Joe's books come out. I think it could even have a teensy effect on Pete Buttigieg's 2028 bid.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 06:55 PM (ldc7S)

108 101 Dash cam video from 18-wheeler that caused horrific fatal wrecks in CA. Driver was a 21-year-old, but authorities are not giving out any other info:

https://tinyurl.com/2vfdbkw5

Apologies if someone has already posted this.
Posted by: IrishEi


BREAKING: Identity of 21-Year-Old Semi-Truck Driver Who Killed Three People in Fiery SoCal Crash Released: Jashanpreet Singh

Immigration status unknown.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 22, 2025 06:55 PM (abIsI)

109 GP:
After public pressure, the identity of the 21-year-old semi-truck driver who killed three people on a Southern California freeway on Tuesday was released: Jashanpreet Singh

Singh’s immigration status is not known at this time.

Three people were killed and several others were severely injured after the driver of a semi-truck plowed into vehicles on a freeway in Ontario, California, on Tuesday.

Eyewitnesses said the collision created a massive fireball after the driver failed to stop as traffic slowed down.
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Jashanpreet Singh, eh? I wonder if he's from the New Bedford Singhs?

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2025 06:56 PM (TN0g+)

110 https://tinyurl.com/2vfdbkw5

Apologies if someone has already posted this.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 22, 2025 06:53 PM (3ImbR)

Jesus, Mary and Joseph, preserve us. The nonchalant evil around us is astounding.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 22, 2025 06:56 PM (urtE/)

111 @105

>>Megyn jumped on KJP's case with "does she ever not mention she's a black lesbian"

Homosexuals are the Vegans of Crossfitters.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 22, 2025 06:56 PM (+t/xu)

112 BREAKING: Identity of 21-Year-Old Semi-Truck Driver Who Killed Three People in Fiery SoCal Crash Released: Jashanpreet Singh

Immigration status unknown.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 22, 2025 06:55 PM (abIsI)
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I bet you it's Name Not Given!

Fuck that guy!

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2025 06:57 PM (krQz2)

113 She looks like a toilet brush. I suppose working in a toilet like the Biden Whitehouse does that to you.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 22, 2025 06:57 PM (IifOV)

114
https://tinyurl.com/2vfdbkw5

Posted by: IrishEi

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And the "Sandhu Trucking" website is nothing more than a stock image and a Contact form. Any chance they're a CDL mill?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 06:57 PM (ldc7S)

115 Jashanpreet Singh, eh? I wonder if he's from the New Bedford Singhs?
Posted by: Crusader


Turban or dot?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 22, 2025 06:57 PM (abIsI)

116 Not a fairy tale. Psaki came home from the nuke talks in Paris pregnant. By whom? How do you think she is still getting sinecure jobs?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2025 06:47 PM (QGLzn)

How many of the "men" present would have had sufficient testosterone to get that job done?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2025 06:49 PM


Pretty sure there was alcohol and coke involved. As hunter biden said after a day filled with snorting coke he would bang anything.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2025 06:57 PM (0N4FZ)

117 Is Senile Joe still making the odd public appearance or has he been institionalized?
Oh do we only have KJP's word that she's lesbian or is there film?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 22, 2025 06:58 PM (kTd/k)

118 I followed her and Nuland for 8 years like a like friggin coon hound.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2025 06:54 PM (QGLzn)

They all have the morals of an alley cat.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 22, 2025 06:58 PM (urtE/)

119 I think I'll just wait for the puppet show.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 22, 2025 06:59 PM (Q1uY4)

120 That dashcam video of the illegal trucker crashing into cars in front of him without slowing down is terrifying. Whatever state illegally issued that illegal son of a bitch a CDL should face criminal charges.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2025 06:59 PM (TN0g+)

121
Pathetic: Indiana RINOS Refuse to Redistrict to Add a New Republican US Congressional Seat – Republicans Hold 39-10 Majority in Indiana Senate!


The GOP is not a serious party.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

===============

Do they provide anything approaching a rationale?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 06:59 PM (ldc7S)

122 I'm watching last night's Gutfeld. Talking about the Louvre heist:

Gutfeld: "You know who's behind this? Macron's wife!"

Tyrus: "Does she have the balls for something like that?"

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at October 22, 2025 07:00 PM (kpS4V)

123 Pathetic: Indiana RINOS Refuse to Redistrict to Add a New Republican US Congressional Seat – Republicans Hold 39-10 Majority in Indiana Senate!


The GOP is not a serious party.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

===============

Do they provide anything approaching a rationale?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Not who we are?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 22, 2025 07:00 PM (abIsI)

124
Whatever state illegally issued that illegal son of a bitch a CDL should face criminal charges.
Posted by: Crusader

==============

Supposedly, Sean Duffy has cut off a whopping $40mil (enough to fill in a few pot holes) because Cali doesn't have an English proficiency requirement for a CDL. He and Bondi need to sit down and figure out a way to do more.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 07:01 PM (ldc7S)

125 Latrine John-Pissoir's...

That reminds me, where did I put that short little toilet brush...

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2025 07:01 PM (upeQk)

126 Gutfeld: "You know who's behind this? Macron's wife!"

Tyrus: "Does she have the balls for something like that?"
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at October 22, 2025 07:00 PM (kpS4V)

Yeah, that one almost made me spit out my cocktail. But I'm not into alcohol abuse.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 22, 2025 07:01 PM (urtE/)

127 Her job was to play dumb, and she was a natural. She was preternatural. She was The Natural.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at October 22, 2025 07:02 PM (YwWCT)

128 So, how much money does KJP get from "writing" this book?

Posted by: dantesed at October 22, 2025 07:02 PM (Oy/m2)

129 Psaki was fucking Kerry and she made sure she had a gig after her State Dept job was gone.
I followed her and Nuland for 8 years like a like friggin coon hound.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2025 06:54 PM (QGLzn)
~~~~~

Wow! Gross.

I remember seeing a picture of Psaki in a pink Ushanka in Russia with Kerry. But never suspected...ugh, just the thought.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 22, 2025 07:02 PM (3ImbR)

130 Did the Louvre robbery involve a hot female cat burglar in something skin tight?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 22, 2025 07:03 PM (kTd/k)

131 Not a fairy tale. Psaki came home from the nuke talks in Paris pregnant. By whom? How do you think she is still getting sinecure jobs?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2025 06:47 PM (QGLzn)
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There is something insidiously incestuous about the DC crowd. Everyone is married to everyone else. Or boning them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2025 07:03 PM (IBQGV)

132
By the way, is Hunter in the clear now? All pardoned and legal and on his merry way?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 07:03 PM (ldc7S)

133 Do they provide anything approaching a rationale?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia



Republican leaders in the Indiana Senate say they don’t currently have the votes needed to pursue a mid-decade redraw of the state’s congressional map — a setback for Gov. Mike Braun and national Republicans who have been pushing for new lines ahead of the 2026 midterm election cycle.

“The votes aren’t there for redistricting,” said Molly Swigart, spokeswoman for the Indiana Senate Republican caucus, in a statement Wednesday.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 22, 2025 07:03 PM (abIsI)

134 I sent 30$ to Winsome. Now, that harridan traitor Susan Collins is looking for some cash. Nope.

Posted by: Accomack at October 22, 2025 07:03 PM (Bbhox)

135 Turban or dot?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 22, 2025 06:57 PM (abIsI)

Turban, for certain. And "Sandhu" is a Sikh name, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2025 07:04 PM (8zz6B)

136 60
'KJP was a one.
Psaki was a zero.'

I'd bang Peppermint Patties a lot more willingly than that little goblin.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 22, 2025 07:04 PM (fd80v)

137 tcn, it was all about securing a high paid position and the power that comes with it. These people wouldn't know about morals if it
bit them in the ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2025 07:06 PM (QGLzn)

138 Ginger is a no go.

Posted by: Accomack at October 22, 2025 07:06 PM (Bbhox)

139
I thought we were all done looking at Kaream Liar Pissant!

Oh well. I know how to scroll past disturbing stuff.

I posted a prayer request this morning for Smash and MegaRoy. MegaRoy had an allergic reaction to the three year shot the vet gives every 12 months for all the so called vaccine shit the government pushes at our pets. Smash thought he was dying and I'm on the road for business and not there.

Good news, MegaRoy is drinking water and has had a little food. Walked around and used the litter box although he hasn't shat since Monday morning.

Smash is better now that MegaRoy is obviously feeling better.

Horde sourced prayers work. Thank you all.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 22, 2025 07:06 PM (Dy1+e)

140 John Graham has won the annual World's Biggest Liar title five times. Held annually in November at The Bridge Inn, Santon BridgeUK. Festival of Fibs.

KJP could give this guy a work over.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 22, 2025 07:06 PM (abIsI)

141 It's funny, everyone says she sucked at that job, but in a crazy way, I thought she was perfect at it. Her job was to lie and deny while keeping her composure and speaking in complete sentences. To frustrate seekers of facts. Success. To put a DEI face on a disastrous administration. Success.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 06:49 PM (ldc7S)

Only, none of it was a success. Everyone could see through her lies. Not just being a bad liar, but being utterly incompetent, deer in the headlights.

The fact she thinks anyone anywhere in the world thinks she did a good job...woof.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at October 22, 2025 07:06 PM (D1vbu)

142 GP:
Singh was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of drugs. Other charges are pending.

Tuesday’s horrific accident comes as California is under fire for giving Commercial Driver’s Licenses (CDL) to illegal aliens.

Investigators found that one in four commercial driver’s licenses issued in California were improperly issued to non US citizens, including illegal aliens.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2025 07:07 PM (TN0g+)

143 If Psaki gives birth to a pfoal we'll know Kerry is the father.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 22, 2025 07:07 PM (kTd/k)

144 Mrs. F. finished 107 Days yesterday.

Her one word summary: laughable.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2025 07:07 PM (IC093)

145 Did the Louvre robbery involve a hot female cat burglar in something skin tight?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 22, 2025 07:03 PM (kTd/k)

An Octopussy crew of female circus acrobats.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2025 07:07 PM (wVcYX)

146 There is something insidiously incestuous about the DC crowd. Everyone is married to everyone else. Or boning them.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2025 07:03 PM (IBQGV)
~~~~~

Mark Simone frequently talks about this and says it is absolutely true.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 22, 2025 07:07 PM (3ImbR)

147 What the hell is Major League Fishing?

Posted by: Accomack at October 22, 2025 07:07 PM (Bbhox)

148
Psaki was fucking Kerry and she made sure she had a gig after her State Dept job was gone.
I followed her and Nuland for 8 years like a like friggin coon hound.
Posted by: Ben Had
~~~~~
Wow! Gross.
I remember seeing a picture of Psaki in a pink Ushanka in Russia with Kerry. But never suspected...ugh, just the thought.
Posted by: IrishEi

Thank God Kerry didn't knock her up. I need to get blind drunk and kill those brain cells with malice that imagined the little horse faced gingers running around.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 22, 2025 07:08 PM (Dy1+e)

149
So, how much money does KJP get from "writing" this book?
Posted by: dantesed

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Good question. Even the trade rags aren't providing the size of the advance. It might be embarrassingly small. These books are getting tedious.

And she doesn't reveal anything. Megyn Kelly guessed the identity of Anita Dunn, but Karine's book has no payoffs for the provocative title and hints about insider info.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 07:08 PM (ldc7S)

150 Feds should set up road blocks at every border crossing out of California to check the DL’s.

Posted by: Accomack at October 22, 2025 07:09 PM (Bbhox)

151 Investigators found that one in four commercial driver’s licenses issued in California were improperly issued to non US citizens, including illegal aliens.
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Betcha they are "Real" IDs as well, thus freeing this fine folks to fly wherever they wish.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2025 07:09 PM (TN0g+)

152 What the hell is Major League Fishing?
Posted by: Accomack


It's like Major League Chessing.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 22, 2025 07:09 PM (abIsI)

153 “The votes aren’t there for redistricting,” said Molly Swigart, spokeswoman for the Indiana Senate Republican caucus, in a statement Wednesday.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 22, 2025 07:03 PM (abIsI)
~~~~~

Rumor on X is that Pence is sabotaging this.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 22, 2025 07:09 PM (3ImbR)

154 192 Pages.

And, I'm betting there isn't even any Minotaur Milking.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2025 06:27 PM (FCi/W)


It's a book about the Biden White House. I wouldn't be so sure of that.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2025 07:09 PM (AIhUY)

155 Jashanpreet Singh, eh? I wonder if he's from the New Bedford Singhs?
Posted by: Crusader
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My first thought was Cape Cod.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2025 07:10 PM (XeU6L)

156 Bif, he did knock her up. That is what she is trading on now.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2025 07:11 PM (QGLzn)

157 Feds should set up road blocks at every border crossing out of California to check the DL’s.
Posted by: Accomack at October 22, 2025 07:09 PM (Bbhox)
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When I was driving to Texas last week via Oklahoma, I couldn't help but wonder how many of the truckers driving around me had an illegal CDL...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2025 07:11 PM (IBQGV)

158 Double header of action: fishing and cornhole

Posted by: Accomack at October 22, 2025 07:11 PM (Bbhox)

159 I amazed Hunter can talk that long without mentioning the many Health Benefits of Crack Cocaine.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2025 07:12 PM (FCi/W)

160
Rumor on X is that Pence is sabotaging this.
Posted by: IrishEi


That figures.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 22, 2025 07:12 PM (abIsI)

161 No one can be surprised Leftifornia was giving out truck driver licenses to Illegals

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2025 07:12 PM (+qU29)

162 158 Double header of action: fishing and cornhole
Posted by: Accomack


I think you could do ice fishing and curling.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 22, 2025 07:13 PM (abIsI)

163 Psaki is married to some Dem apparatchik. The thought of her bumping uglies with Kerry puts me off food

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2025 07:13 PM (8RjCi)

164 “Identify Politics” is pure poison. Maybe it wasn’t intended to be. Maybe.

It forces everyone to come up with lame excuses to cover for incompetence or corruption. Word salads and thought ending cliches. While everyone can see an individual installed in a position they are not qualified for. It is really quite corrosive, and various flavors of it being fielded for 50 years running.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 22, 2025 07:13 PM (OZ5rj)

165 What the hell is Major League Fishing?
Posted by: Accomack

It's like Major League Chessing.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 22, 2025 07:09 PM (abIsI)

But not as captivating as Major League Yabbos.

Posted by: Brother Otter, Rush Chairman, Delta House at October 22, 2025 07:13 PM (wVcYX)

166 Three people were killed and several others were severely injured after the driver of a semi-truck plowed into vehicles on a freeway in Ontario, California, on Tuesday.

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An everyday occurance in LA according to CHiPs

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 22, 2025 07:14 PM (+GW0+)

167 " ... three year shot the vet gives every 12 months ... "

that might be the most "here we are in the 21st century" thing I've heard today

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 22, 2025 07:14 PM (kHop/)

168 That toilet brush is full of poop.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at October 22, 2025 07:14 PM (WQDw6)

169 If I was Trump I would make a big deal about Hunter's pardon, rambling in his Trumpian way about how he would like to go after Hunter for all the crimes he did and the damage it caused the world, but Joe probably was cognizant of what he was doing when he signed this pardon, and that proof is there that it was physically signed by Joe...

...UNLIKE ALL THE OTHER PARDONS!

Posted by: Minuteman at October 22, 2025 07:15 PM (47/pr)

170 Harf got to be press secretary at State because Psaki was pregnant.

Wanna talk boobs. Look at the pictures of Psaki before she stepped down from State and after the 5 months of those treaty talks.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2025 07:16 PM (QGLzn)

171 semi-truck, semi-auto, bad bad bad.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 22, 2025 07:16 PM (UjBI4)

172 glad to hear MegaRoy is surviving it!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 22, 2025 07:17 PM (kHop/)

173 I take this as meaning Kamala didn’t blow hunter enough. He probably has low expectations and she failed at meeting even that.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 22, 2025 07:17 PM (3uBP9)

174 I would comment but I called a lid, Jack!

Posted by: Joe Biden. Miss me yet? at October 22, 2025 07:17 PM (47/pr)

175
Everyone could see through her lies. Not just being a bad liar, but being utterly incompetent, deer in the headlights.

Posted by: El Mariachi

==============

You and I could, but the left adored her. Did she ever get a tough question from anyone other than Peter Doocy?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 07:18 PM (ldc7S)

176
>>Insanely, she claims that the broken White House she's speaking of is the Trump White House. But obviously she cannot offer an "insider's look" at that.

==============

I'm going to force myself to watch the vids here. I missed that insane claim. I need more staring and head-shaking exercise today.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 07:20 PM (ldc7S)

177 Wait

Hunter knocked up Jen Psaki?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2025 07:20 PM (W2Pud)

178 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 22, 2025 07:20 PM (Zz0t1)

179 Technically speaking, she always reminded me of a Scrubby Bubble, the cartoon character on some brand of counter or toilet cleaner, something like that.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 22, 2025 07:21 PM (TEI8e)

180 >>Insanely, she claims that the broken White House she's speaking of is the Trump White House. But obviously she cannot offer an "insider's look" at that.

==============

I'm going to force myself to watch the vids here. I missed that insane claim. I need more staring and head-shaking exercise today.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

-------------

Just heard it. Insane.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 07:21 PM (ldc7S)

181 Just had to slap down my lib idiot friends droning on about the "illegal" renovation at the WH

One is an architect so feels he has special license

When student loans were forgiven even though the Supreme Court said it was illegal they were silent so spare me lectures on illegal renovations

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2025 07:21 PM (CTokg)

182 You will never convince me Hunter didn't bang Jill.

He hates her now because she drug her teeth one too many times.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 22, 2025 07:21 PM (Zz0t1)

183 Guy cracked Siri up...

https://tinyurl.com/yx4rvamz

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 22, 2025 07:22 PM (TGPs7)

184 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 22, 2025 07:20 PM (Zz0t1)
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You might want to rethink your claim.

We've been speculating about who knocked up Jen Psaki...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2025 07:22 PM (IBQGV)

185 Insanely, she claims that the broken White House she's speaking of is the Trump White House. But obviously she cannot offer an "insider's look" at that.


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With that statement, the only insiders look she can give is the inside of her own colon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 22, 2025 07:23 PM (Zz0t1)

186
Why are we trash-talking Jen Psaki? She's married. Was she single when she came back from Paris pregnant?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 07:24 PM (ldc7S)

187 Maybe Kamala doesn’t even need to blow people any more and has people who do that for her, fluffers, if you will. But regardless, hunter was not impressed.

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188 We've been speculating about who knocked up Jen Psaki...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2025 07:22 PM (IBQGV)


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As they say, timing is everything. Even BAD timing.

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189 Once watched an entire show of the National Rock Skipping Championship. A bunch of guys and I watched it after a round of golf. The ladies naturally thought we were idiots

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191 Once watched an entire show of the National Rock Skipping Championship. A bunch of guys and I watched it after a round of golf. The ladies naturally thought we were idiots
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There was a "tag" series that ran for awhile. One participant would be "it" and chase the other, and the other had a specific time goal he was trying to meet without being tagged. It was an indoor course and probably half the size of a basketball course with rails and other things to jump over or thru. It was more interesting than soccer...which is saying practically nothing.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2025 07:27 PM (TN0g+)

192 Blonde Morticia, she was married at the time of the nuke talks in Paris. She left the State Dept spokesperson position after those talks. Why, go look at the pictures. I am not kidding, I followed her and Nuland every day for 8 years.

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194 Marie Harf isn’t a real person, no way. It’s Dana Carvey in drag, pretty sure. I was gobsmacked the first time I heard her at the podium. It was like some 8th grade junior high chick, complete with “like, you know” and the rest of it. More disturbing is the mentality of people who hired her. Because they know what they are doing is dumb as hell, but it makes a mockery of the entire edifice. Audio or Radio announcers with goofy voices, when formerly they were hired based on a good voice. Or fat water buffalo adorning VS billboards. The idea is to cause offense, basically. I guess it’s working, so there’s that.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 22, 2025 07:28 PM (OrWo5)

195
Another particularly crazy central claim of her "book," aside from how badly Black lesbians born outside America are treated, is that the Dem party is too timid right now. Yes. They're not filing enough lawsuits (she literally says this), they're not standing up for LGBTQ people, they're not maximizing the astounding gains of the No Kings movement.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 07:28 PM (ldc7S)

196 You want to know why the major sports get paid billions for their games? Go look at what’s on the ESPN networks and CBS sports tonight.
Last night Kennesaw St played Florida International. Tonight, Middle Tennessee at Delaware.

Posted by: Accomack at October 22, 2025 07:28 PM (Bbhox)

197 Huh. Just saw a ewetub video of some twitch streamer dismissing her lawsuit alleging sexual assault against some other streamer- three years after he crashed and burned because of the allegations.

People are shit.

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It appears that the lane to his left was open. _ No attempt.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2025 07:30 PM (XwyaG)

199
Who thinks these books are good idea?

Or is this just straight graft and money laundering?
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Megyn thinks she's angling for a spot on The View. There's an awful lot of crazy, jobless women looking for that slot. I bet Stacey Abrams is one of them. Wendy Davis. Some of those fired lawyers.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 07:31 PM (ldc7S)

200 So Beau Biden's family (kids) likely gets VA disability award - even though cuvilian drs. had denied a relationship with his brain cancer - but does Hunter also get VA disability for being crazy as a sh*thouse rat exacerbated from his brief military service?

After all, Dad, the POTATO.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 22, 2025 07:31 PM (NFX2v)

201 Just for the record, the Indiana Senate has a GOP supermajority.

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202 Gavin Newsom Rocked by Poll Showing Him Losing Dem. Nomination Drive to Kamala Harris

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