Illegal Alien Rams His Car Into a US Marshall Vehicle and Is Shot In Return

Unfortunately, a ricochet hit a Marshall in the hand. He's expected to recover.

The illegal alien turns out to be a TikToker with a long history of following around and stalking ICE agents.

The Cultural Enricher was shot in the elbow which is too bad, really, because that was his cancer-curing elbow and who knows when he'll recover.

The illegal immigrant who was shot after allegedly ramming his car into federal agents in Los Angeles is a TikTok star famous for recording ICE arrests.
Carlitos Ricardo Parias -- who was hit in the elbow Tuesday in a tense standoff where a US marshal was also shot -- is known as Richard LA on TikTok, where he has more than 130,000 followers, ABC 7 reported.
He mostly follows ICE agents around Los Angeles, recording them detaining suspected illegal immigrants, getting him hundreds of thousands of views and likes.
The 44-year-old TikTokker, who had reportedly escaped from custody on a previous occasion, allegedly rammed his Toyota Camry into law enforcement vehicles after agents boxed him in following a traffic stop on Tuesday, officials said.
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Parias was arrested and charged with assaulting a federal officer. He is scheduled to make his initial court appearance at the federal courthouse in Los Angeles on Wednesday and faces up to eight years in prison if convicted.
Despite Parias being in the country illegally and accused of dangerously ramming agents, he was celebrated by Los Angeles City Councilman Curren Price.
"Richard is a pillar of our community, a fearless citizen journalist whose authentic storytelling has consistently uplifted the unheard voices of South Central Los Angeles," Price wrote in a statement.

Agents opened fire in response to a suspect weaponizing his vehicle. The U.S. Marshal was struck in the hand by what appeared to be a ricocheting bullet.. Both the Marshal and the suspect were taken to a local hospital. Open calls for violence by the left are fueling the flames. pic.twitter.com/Sb6cnhJd38
— Big Popz (@BigPopz72) October 21, 2025

A US Marshall and an illegal criminal have been shot. The ICE officer fired at the illegal criminal who was ramming the ICE vehicles, and the bullets ricocheted and hit a US Marshall in the hand and the illegal criminal in the elbow. pic.twitter.com/4kasbtukNg
— Arkadalo™ (@Arkadalo) October 21, 2025

Related: A man rammed his truck into the security barrier outside the White House.

"At approximately 10:37 p.m., an individual drove a vehicle into the Secret Service vehicle gate located at 17th & E St, NW, in Washington, DC," the protective agency said in a statement.
Our investigation into the cause of this collision is ongoing."
...
The unidentified suspect was taken to a local hospital for a mental health screening.
It was not immediately clear whether the collision was intentional or accidental.
Vehicles have crashed into White House gates several times in the past, including in January and May of last year. In May 2023, a driver rammed a U-Haul into a gate and fessed up to plotting to kill former President Joe Biden.
The incident comes amid rising concerns about political violence in the US.

Posted by: Ace at 03:20 PM

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1 1st

Posted by: GF at October 22, 2025 03:21 PM (iVUs+)

2 Huh

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 22, 2025 03:21 PM (jc0TO)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 22, 2025 03:22 PM (eB6bb)

4 Arrested? ICE needs more rangetime.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 22, 2025 03:22 PM (jc0TO)

5 I'm convinced certain areas in LA -- entire neighborhoods -- are probably 90% illegals.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2025 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

6 Shot in the elbow must be fun.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at October 22, 2025 03:24 PM (s9EN2)

7 On a previous similar incident, the MSM referred to the illegal alien as "unarmed" since he was only using a car to try to kill the ICE agents.

I am a scientist. Do you think any "journalists" would volunteer to test the theory that a moving car constitutes a deadly weapon?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 22, 2025 03:25 PM (HlyYF)

8 whose authentic storytelling has consistently uplifted the unheard voices of South Central Los Angeles

East L.A. is where it's at, esse.

Posted by: Cheech Marin at October 22, 2025 03:25 PM (bqcFN)

9
Shot in the elbow must be fun.
Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team

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>>that was his cancer-curing elbow

lol ace yer killin' me

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 03:25 PM (ldc7S)

10 My future Canadian neighbour...

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 22, 2025 03:25 PM (Sco7b)

11 There was a time when sharp elbows were more respected around here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2025 03:25 PM (bqcFN)

12 We're told the gentleman who crashed into the White House gate is an enthusiastic MAGA supporter who simply wanted Trump's autograph.

Posted by: This is CNN at October 22, 2025 03:26 PM (m0WlR)

13 Have we heard any more about the sniper perch at PBI? Or should Trump's family start running zig zag any time they are headed from the car to the plane?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2025 03:26 PM (GcJvH)

14 The 44-year-old TikTokker
......

needs to grow the fuck up

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2025 03:26 PM (v0R5T)

15 >> I'm convinced certain areas in LA -- entire neighborhoods -- are probably 90% illegals.

And they all vote. Same with NY. In fact it’s so bad in NY they are now moving into the suburbs.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 22, 2025 03:26 PM (Oy+3b)

16 4 Arrested? ICE needs more rangetime.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 22, 2025 03:22 PM

I have observed the shooting skills of several of the 'ettes.

Putting a few of them on overwatch duty would keep the ICE agents very safe.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 22, 2025 03:26 PM (HlyYF)

17 Richard? Nice try.. How about Carlitos Ricardo Parias.. His real name

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2025 03:27 PM (VE6XX)

18 6 Shot in the elbow must be fun.
Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at October 22, 2025 03:24 PM (s9EN2)

I hyperextended my elbow during a high school football game forever ago. I still remember the pain I felt when I got back to the trainer's office and he turned my elbow in just the right way...almost blacked out. That was just separation, couldn't imagine shattered bone from a bullet.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 22, 2025 03:27 PM (9Ovst)

19 Well, at least it wasn't a KIA.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2025 03:27 PM (mlg/3)

20 Despite Parias being in the country illegally and accused of dangerously ramming agents, he was celebrated by Los Angeles City Councilman Curren Price.

"Richard is a pillar of our community, a fearless citizen journalist whose authentic storytelling has consistently uplifted the unheard voices of South Central Los Angeles," Price wrote in a statement.

Charge him under 18 USC 1324 Aiding and Abetting Illegal Aliens. This type of statement when knowing he is here illegally, is specifically addressed in that law.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 22, 2025 03:28 PM (mP0Kj)

21 9 Shot in the elbow must be fun.
Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team

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>>that was his cancer-curing elbow

lol ace yer killin' me
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 03:25 PM

Of course that was his cancer-curing elbow ... it is the holy one!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 22, 2025 03:28 PM (HlyYF)

22 A tale of a celebrated storyteller from a distant land, and his encounter with the US Marshal Service.

Posted by: mrp at October 22, 2025 03:28 PM (rj6Yv)

23 Once again a Latinx falls victim to the Trump Terror. We should all be ashamed.

Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 22, 2025 03:29 PM (s0JqF)

24
>>The 44-year-old TikTokker, who had reportedly escaped from custody on a previous occasion, allegedly rammed his Toyota Camry into law enforcement vehicles after agents boxed him in following a traffic stop on Tuesday, officials said.

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We're gonna run out of hedge-words. There's a "reportedly," an "allegedly," and an "officials said." Does this guy even exist?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 03:29 PM (ldc7S)

25 Shot in the elbow must be fun.
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A shot in the arm is considered a pick-me up.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2025 03:29 PM (TN0g+)

26
"Richard is a pillar of our community, a fearless citizen journalist whose authentic storytelling has consistently uplifted the unheard voices of South Central Los Angeles," Price wrote in a statement.

Citizen Journalist ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2025 03:29 PM (VE6XX)

27 >>that was his cancer-curing elbow

lol ace yer killin' me
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 03:25 PM (ldc7S)

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Ditto.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2025 03:29 PM (PMtkd)

28 >> And they all vote.

Yup. Why else would Democrat states fight so hard to keep their voter rolls secret?

Now, how many legal immigrants who aren’t citizens (eg H1b) do you think are registered to vote in Dem-run cities and states?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at October 22, 2025 03:29 PM (l3YAf)

29 Head on a swivel, folks, especially at ATMs and grocery stores next month.

These people are not playing when it comes to their EBT getting cut off, and they are not shy about what they're willing to do.

https://tinyurl.com/y65rv5tw

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 22, 2025 03:29 PM (o18eU)

30 Marshall = surname
Marshal = position

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 22, 2025 03:30 PM (pNkJD)

31 Who do I have to beat up to become a "pillar of the community"?

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2025 03:30 PM (dIske)

32 TGTC! The Blade rates this as "Very Highly True" given that this guy is clearly a creepy faggot into perversion. Plus, he admitted he was beaten up by kathoeys. Who would make up a story like that?

Luigi Mangione got beaten up by seven "ladyboys" in Thailand months before UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting

Luigi Mangione was roughed up by a group of transgender women during a wild night out in Thailand in the months before he allegedly gunned down UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, a new report claims.

The 27-year-old accused assassin allegedly bragged to friends over WhatsApp about his raucous nightlife backpacking through Asia before he returned to the US in July 2024 and allegedly shot Thompson that December, the New York Times reported Tuesday.

https://tinyurl.com/5ea5cv36

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2025 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

33 It might be amusing to see just how big a truck going how fast it would take to get thru the WH gates but I ain't trying it.

Hydraulic bollards with reactive armor FTW.

Posted by: DaveA at October 22, 2025 03:30 PM (FhXTo)

34 14 The 44-year-old TikTokker
......

needs to grow the fuck up
Posted by: wth at October 22, 2025 03:26 PM (v0R5T)

Take a good look at his TAXES. Making money off Tik Tok? with a Fraudulent ID? or is he just not paying taxes?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 22, 2025 03:30 PM (mP0Kj)

35
>>The 44-year-old TikTokker, who had reportedly escaped from custody on a previous occasion

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Who'd he escape from? A French security chief ffs?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 03:30 PM (ldc7S)

36 Arrested? ICE needs more rangetime.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 22, 2025 03:22 PM

No wobbly shit.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2025 03:30 PM (ySpAZ)

37 Meanwhile, DU commenters remain *Big Mad* about the East Wing.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2025 03:30 PM (bqcFN)

38 32 Luigi Mangione got beaten up by seven "ladyboys" in Thailand months before UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting

Luigi Mangione was roughed up by a group of transgender women during a wild night out in Thailand in the months before he allegedly gunned down UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, a new report claims.

The 27-year-old accused assassin allegedly bragged to friends over WhatsApp about his raucous nightlife backpacking through Asia before he returned to the US in July 2024 and allegedly shot Thompson that December, the New York Times reported Tuesday.

https://tinyurl.com/5ea5cv36
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2025 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

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All 7 penetrated him.

No doubt.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 22, 2025 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

39 The 44-year-old TikTokker, who had reportedly escaped from custody on a previous occasion, allegedly rammed his Toyota Camry into law enforcement vehicles after agents boxed him in following a traffic stop on Tuesday, officials said.

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We're gonna run out of hedge-words. There's a "reportedly," an "allegedly," and an "officials said." Does this guy even exist?
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So many missed opportunities: Toyota Camry was "allegedly his", the "alledged" law enforcement vehicles, an "alleged" traffic stop, and alleged "officials" said.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2025 03:31 PM (TN0g+)

40
"Richard is a pillar of our community,

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Yes, I'm sure he's instilling the best American values for his community.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2025 03:31 PM (PMtkd)

41 News says Dems plan to create a website to track ICE actions. Recommend all conservatives bombard with false reports to overwhelm with garbage data and render useless.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at October 22, 2025 03:31 PM (cHNrw)

42 At approximately 10:37 p.m., an individual drove a vehicle into the Secret Service vehicle gate
.....

He was late for work on the new moat around Trump Castle.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2025 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

43 37 Meanwhile, DU commenters remain *Big Mad* about the East Wing.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2025 03:30 PM (bqcFN)

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Because the White House configuration from the 1940s is sacred and holy.

According to secularists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 22, 2025 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

44 Luigi Mangione got beaten up by seven "ladyboys" in Thailand months before UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting

Luigi Mangione was roughed up by a group of transgender women during a wild night out in Thailand in the months before he allegedly gunned down UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, a new report claims.

The 27-year-old accused assassin allegedly bragged to friends over WhatsApp about his raucous nightlife backpacking through Asia before he returned to the US in July 2024 and allegedly shot Thompson that December, the New York Times reported Tuesday.

https://tinyurl.com/5ea5cv36
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2025 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

=====

All 7 penetrated him.

No doubt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 22, 2025 03:30 PM (GBKbO)
______

He was "beaten up" by their penises. Like Mohammad was that night.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2025 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

45

Despite Parias being in the country illegally and accused of dangerously ramming agents, he was celebrated by Los Angeles City Councilman Curren Price.

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Web search:

Curren Price, a Los Angeles City Council member for District 9, is currently facing new felony charges related to corruption, including embezzlement and conflict of interest. He has been accused of steering millions of dollars in city contracts to agencies that paid his wife's consulting firm, which has raised significant concerns about systemic corruption in Los Angeles government. Price has pleaded not guilty to these charges and is set to appear in court soon.

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Huh.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 22, 2025 03:31 PM (GVQFY)

46 Marshall = surname
Marshal = position
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 22, 2025 03:30 PM

Martial = adjective

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2025 03:31 PM (ySpAZ)

47 Meanwhile, DU commenters remain *Big Mad* about the East Wing.
------

Sorry guys, Martin Sheen is retired--the show isn't coming back.

/

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2025 03:32 PM (TN0g+)

48 Luigi Mangione was roughed up by a group of transgender women during a wild night out in Thailand in the months before he allegedly gunned down UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, a new report claims.

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You get roughed up when you don't pay. What ladyboy doesn't want a repeat, femmy customer?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2025 03:32 PM (PMtkd)

49 Tik-tokker=flee bitten, horse's ass of humanity surviving on stale cheetos and hot pockets in his midget granny's basement and whacking off to tele-tubbies with an orange- stained tube sock.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at October 22, 2025 03:32 PM (WQDw6)

50 West Wing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 22, 2025 03:33 PM (zZu0s)

51 21 9 Shot in the elbow must be fun.
Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team

===========

>>that was his cancer-curing elbow

lol ace yer killin' me
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 03:25 PM

Of course that was his cancer-curing elbow ... it is the holy one!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 22, 2025 03:28 PM (HlyYF)

Elbows? /cries

Posted by: Michelle Fields... at October 22, 2025 03:33 PM (mP0Kj)

52 Marsh, y'all.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2025 03:33 PM (wVcYX)

53 "The incident comes amid rising concerns about political violence in the US."

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Wrong, NY Post. The incident comes amid rising ACTS of political violence BY DEMOCRATS AGAINST THEIR ENEMIES in the US.

Posted by: bearski at October 22, 2025 03:33 PM (Bhsk7)

54 43 37 Meanwhile, DU commenters remain *Big Mad* about the East Wing.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2025 03:30 PM (bqcFN)

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Because the White House configuration from the 1940s is sacred and holy.

According to secularists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 22, 2025 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

The White House needs a gun range.
Make leftist heads explode.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 22, 2025 03:33 PM (Sco7b)

55 46 Marshall = surname
Marshal = position
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 22, 2025 03:30 PM

Martial = adjective
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2025 03:31 PM (ySpAZ)

______________________

Maher Shaw....the gay looking drape Bill Maher wears when he goes clubbing.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2025 03:33 PM (dIske)

56
7

I am a scientist. Do you think any "journalists" would volunteer to test the theory that a moving car constitutes a deadly weapon?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 22, 2025 03:25 PM

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I'm sure they would. You don't even have to ask them first.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 22, 2025 03:34 PM (GVQFY)

57 48 Luigi Mangione was roughed up by a group of transgender women during a wild night out in Thailand in the months before he allegedly gunned down UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, a new report claims.

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You get roughed up when you don't pay. What ladyboy doesn't want a repeat, femmy customer?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2025 03:32 PM (PMtkd)

Tranny Slap Fight Video, or it didn't happen....

Internet rulez!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 22, 2025 03:34 PM (mP0Kj)

58 Because the White House configuration from the 1940s is sacred and holy.

According to secularists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 22, 2025 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

Obama added a basketball court. Big Mike added a jelqing station.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at October 22, 2025 03:34 PM (l3YAf)

59 I feel comfortable rooting for Toronto over the Dodgers. L.A. doesn't really count as an American city anymore.

Posted by: Josephistan at October 22, 2025 03:34 PM (D4VWn)

60 and alleged "officials" said.

Self described "officials".

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 22, 2025 03:34 PM (jc0TO)

61 “Curren Price, a Los Angeles City Council member for District 9, is currently facing new felony charges related to corruption, including embezzlement and conflict of interest. He has been accused of steering millions of dollars in city contracts to agencies that paid his wife's consulting firm, which has raised significant concerns about systemic corruption in Los Angeles government. Price has pleaded not guilty to these charges and is set to appear in court soon.”

He networked, made lots of strategic friends, and is now funneling city contracts to his wife? I don’t see the problem. We should all be doing that.

Posted by: Americans at October 22, 2025 03:34 PM (pNkJD)

62 Meanwhile, DU commenters remain *Big Mad* about the East Wing.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
......

Every King needs a new castle.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2025 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

63 You get roughed up when you don't pay. What ladyboy doesn't want a repeat, femmy customer?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2025 03:32 PM (PMtkd)

Well, he IS a commie wannabe. Maybe he told them it was their duty to surrender their manginas, comrades. For the Greater Good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 22, 2025 03:34 PM (zZu0s)

64 Big Mike added a jelqing station.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at October 22, 2025 03:34 PM

There's no way I'm looking that up.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2025 03:35 PM (ySpAZ)

65 Richard. So..... "Dick"

Posted by: CCW at October 22, 2025 03:35 PM (4QBVB)

66 The White House needs a gun range.
Make leftist heads explode.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 22, 2025 03:33 PM (Sco7b)

repurpose the bowling alley in the basement to a Pistol Range?

Works.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 22, 2025 03:35 PM (mP0Kj)

67 OT: OMG!

https://tinyurl.com/y66u6jbs

This is not right.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 22, 2025 03:35 PM (abIsI)

68
Charge him under 18 USC 1324 Aiding and Abetting Illegal Aliens. This type of statement when knowing he is here illegally, is specifically addressed in that law.
Posted by: Romeo13

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N****** W**** H*****

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 03:35 PM (ldc7S)

69 Luigi Mangione got beaten up by seven "ladyboys" in Thailand months before UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting

Luigi Mangione was roughed up by a group of transgender women during a wild night out in Thailand in the months before he allegedly gunned down UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, a new report claims.

The 27-year-old accused assassin allegedly bragged to friends over WhatsApp about his raucous nightlife backpacking through Asia before he returned to the US in July 2024 and allegedly shot Thompson that December, the New York Times reported Tuesday.

https://tinyurl.com/5ea5cv36
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2025 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

=====

All 7 penetrated him.

No doubt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 22, 2025 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

And now we know the reason for Luigi's rage.

United Healthcare doesn't cover "tightening surgery" for a lax and stretched out anal sphincter.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 22, 2025 03:35 PM (iJfKG)

70 The Cultural Enricher was shot in the elbow

agent needs more practice with the hand targets as shown in the well-known documentary "rustler's rhapsody".

Posted by: rex o'herlihan at October 22, 2025 03:36 PM (sGtp+)

71 Obama added a basketball court. Big Mike added a jelqing station.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at October 22, 2025 03:34 PM (l3YAf)

I'm sad to say I know what that is.
Penis health is very important.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 22, 2025 03:36 PM (Sco7b)

72 repurpose the bowling alley in the basement to a Pistol Range?

Works.

Have the WH press corps run back and forth at the end of it, like the ducks you see at fairs.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2025 03:36 PM (Riz8t)

73 You guys are judgy, today. It's like the goodest book sayeth: let he has not tussled with a cackle of ladyboys after nonpayment for services rendered throw the first green dildo.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 22, 2025 03:36 PM (9FEtL)

74 He networked, made lots of strategic friends, and is now funneling city contracts to his wife? I don’t see the problem. We should all be doing that.

Posted by: Americans at October 22, 2025 03:34 PM (pNkJD)

Really though, the nerve... who does he think he is?

A Congressman?

Posted by: Nazi Pelousy at October 22, 2025 03:37 PM (mP0Kj)

75 13 Have we heard any more about the sniper perch at PBI? Or should Trump's family start running zig zag any time they are headed from the car to the plane?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2025 03:26 PM (GcJvH)

SERPENTINE SERPENTINE!

Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at October 22, 2025 03:37 PM (leZwX)

76 Obama added a basketball court. Big Mike added a jelqing station.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director

Clinton established the first WH gloryhole.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 22, 2025 03:37 PM (abIsI)

77 Parias has to be 4 feet tall

Posted by: mishdog at October 22, 2025 03:37 PM (7A7N9)

78 Speaking of violence the horde will be interested in this character:

https://tinyurl.com/23t56k8b

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2025 03:37 PM (n5tGW)

79 >> United Healthcare doesn't cover "tightening surgery" for a lax and stretched out anal sphincter.

It’s probably mandatory under Obamacare.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at October 22, 2025 03:37 PM (l3YAf)

80 We needs better Toyota Camry control!

Posted by: Dept. of Redundancy at October 22, 2025 03:37 PM (oftw2)

81 I'm pretty sure the WH once had a gun range in the basement, and I think it's 50% likely it still does.

100% likely that Super Luigi had a gun range in his asshole.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2025 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

82 "Richard is a pillar of our community,

He's repping the criminal pillar.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 22, 2025 03:37 PM (Qd7dZ)

83 Marshall = surname
Marshal = position
----
Martial = adjective

I hate you all.

Posted by: Jan at October 22, 2025 03:38 PM (3nLb4)

84 All 7 penetrated him.

No doubt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 22, 2025 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

"Stabbed" multiple times?

Posted by: mishdog at October 22, 2025 03:38 PM (7A7N9)

85 Didn't "Michelle" take some roses out to plant some bullshit garden?

I may have that story ass-backward.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2025 03:39 PM (PMtkd)

86 Now y’all know why I said “No yellow”..

White ladyboys only.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 22, 2025 03:39 PM (l3YAf)

87 Marshall Amps FTW!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2025 03:39 PM (wVcYX)

88 Those are RUMORS. I did not kill the CEO because of my prolapsed anus.

Wait...

Forget I said anything.

Posted by: Luigi Mangione at October 22, 2025 03:39 PM (m0WlR)

89 The 27-year-old accused assassin allegedly bragged to friends over WhatsApp about his raucous nightlife backpacking through Asia before he returned to the US in July 2024 and allegedly shot Thompson that December, the New York Times reported Tuesday.

https://tinyurl.com/5ea5cv36
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2025 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

=====

All 7 penetrated him.

No doubt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 22, 2025 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

And now we know the reason for Luigi's rage.

United Healthcare doesn't cover "tightening surgery" for a lax and stretched out anal sphincter.

Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 22, 2025 03:35 PM (iJfKG)
___

I'm willing to bet a few of the 7 had their dicks cut off

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2025 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

90 Off to the DMV to renew tags.

If I shoot myself in the foot first (like an ATF safety trainer), will that make the experience more painful, or less painful?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 22, 2025 03:39 PM (HlyYF)

91 With the abomination in Chicago, I don't want to hear Dems complaining ever again about new construction.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2025 03:40 PM (Riz8t)

92 Clinton established the first WH gloryhole.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 22, 2025 03:37 PM (abIsI)

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hhhahahahhhaaaha

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2025 03:40 PM (PMtkd)

93 Speaking of violence the horde will be interested in this character:

https://tinyurl.com/23t56k8b
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2025 03:37 PM

Otter 841, Jr.?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2025 03:40 PM (6lr4+)

94 How does LA subreddit discuss it?

ICE agents shoot and injure man, deputy US Marshal while serving warrant in South LA.

Considering they’re brandishing weapons and pointing them at bystanders, this tracks. I’m surprised more people haven’t been killed already.

They shot a Marshall? They are going to jail now. That’s gonna be one messy jurisdiction fight.

The Marshals were working WITH ICE on this kidnapping. The Marshall got shot on accident because ICE agents are fucking morons.

Their victim, a grass roots journalist, went to the hospital for surgery. Much of the hospital had to be locked down and he wasn't allowed access to a lawyer for hours.

"Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents opened fire...when the suspect allegedly rammed a law enforcement vehicle with his car as he tried to run away."

They fired "defensive" shots while the suspect was attempting to run away? I guess noncompliance is generally viewed by American law enforcement as a mortal threat

ICE are liars. Investigators believe gunfire erupted after an ICE officer confronted the suspect’s vehicle and smashed a window with their service weapon.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 22, 2025 03:40 PM (JCZqz)

95
Marshall = surname
Marshal = position
----
Martial = adjective

_________

Marichal = pitcher

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2025 03:40 PM (tgvbd)

96 Yeah her totes real 'vegetable' garden that made them 'down to earth'. Right.

Did any of the mansions they bought posted presidency have a vegetable garden? Hell, they could have bought a whole farm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 22, 2025 03:41 PM (zZu0s)

97 94 Their victim, a grass roots journalist, went to the hospital for surgery. Much of the hospital had to be locked down and he wasn't allowed access to a lawyer for hours.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 22, 2025 03:40 PM (JCZqz)

=====

"Bruh! I have a new moniker to use!"
-Hamas

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 22, 2025 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

98 Did the bullet include instructions in Spanish?

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at October 22, 2025 03:41 PM (tMaaq)

99 Tracking ICE agents was trending on X I believe

Posted by: steevy at October 22, 2025 03:41 PM (YwEeS)

100 I'm willing to bet a few of the 7 had their dicks cut off
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2025 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

They didn’t cut off my fists, farang.

Posted by: Thai Ladyboy at October 22, 2025 03:41 PM (l3YAf)

101
Their victim, a grass roots journalist, went to the hospital for surgery. Much of the hospital had to be locked down and he wasn't allowed access to a lawyer for hours.

Forgot the illegal part

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2025 03:41 PM (VE6XX)

102 ICE needs to change its motto to

"F**k Around and Find Out."

Or the Latin equivalent thereof.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2025 03:42 PM (77rzZ)

103 What's the word for a large group of ladyboys? Gaggle, school, pod, pride, or what?

Posted by: Backpacking Through Phuket at October 22, 2025 03:42 PM (oftw2)

104 85 Didn't "Michelle" take some roses out to plant some bullshit garden?

I may have that story ass-backward.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2025 03:39 PM (PMtkd)

I LOVED how the press tried to make that frumpy sack of potatoes into the next Jackie O.

I think that lasted about 3 months before they gave up and focussed on her very toned arms.

Jelqing has side benefits...

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 22, 2025 03:42 PM (Sco7b)

105 Of course that was his cancer-curing elbow ... it is the holy one!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 22, 2025 03:28 PM (HlyYF)

Elbows? /cries
Posted by: Michelle Fields... at October 22, 2025 03:33 PM (mP0Kj)

Oh, shut up!

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at October 22, 2025 03:42 PM (PiwSw)

106 93 Speaking of violence the horde will be interested in this character:

https://tinyurl.com/23t56k8b
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2025 03:37 PM

Otter 841, Jr.?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2025

I'd rather have an otter ripping my stick than a great white shark.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2025 03:42 PM (hs4ik)

107 This could be Ace!

"A fearless citizen journalist whose authentic storytelling has consistently uplifted the unheard voices of the Ewok world."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at October 22, 2025 03:43 PM (n9ltV)

108 103 What's the word for a large group of ladyboys? Gaggle, school, pod, pride, or what?
Posted by: Backpacking Through Phuket at October 22, 2025 03:42 PM (oftw2)

A group of Ladybugs is called a Lovely

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2025 03:43 PM (VE6XX)

109
Kind of on topic because it's more Californication. DUI dash cam footage of a 21-year-old trucker who somehow got a CDL (21 is the minimum age). The Sandhu Trucking website is little more than a stock image and a contact form.

https://x.com/TheKevinDalton/
status/1981049502531539271

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 03:43 PM (ldc7S)

110 Have you seen the fingernails "Michelle" has been sporting?

She's not working in a fricken vegetable garden. Ever.

She looks absolutely, how do the kids say it, "ratchet."

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2025 03:43 PM (PMtkd)

111 On I was wrong the DEMOCRAT party is going to have an ICE tracker

https://instapundit.com/752323/

Posted by: steevy at October 22, 2025 03:43 PM (YwEeS)

112 Then: Pushing a federal agent is an insurrection that should be punished by years in a black site

Now:Richard is a pillar of our community, a fearless citizen journalist whose authentic storytelling has consistently uplifted the unheard voices of South Central Los Angeles

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2025 03:43 PM (sKqQm)

113 What's the word for a large group of ladyboys? Gaggle, school, pod, pride, or what?
Posted by: Backpacking Through Phuket at October 22, 2025 03:42 PM (oftw2)
__________

Grindr

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2025 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

114 Off to the DMV to renew tags.

If I shoot myself in the foot first (like an ATF safety trainer), will that make the experience more painful, or less painful?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

Less painful. You'll be too busy worrying about your foot to worry about how they are screwing you.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 22, 2025 03:43 PM (Qd7dZ)

115
I LOVED how the press tried to make that frumpy sack of potatoes into the next Jackie O.

_________

She has all the beauty, elegance and charm of a Raiders linebacker with a bad hangover.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2025 03:44 PM (tgvbd)

116
Jelqing has side benefits...
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 22, 2025 03:42 PM (Sco7b)

I'm sorry I looked this word up.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2025 03:44 PM (hs4ik)

117 Jelqing has side benefits...
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 22, 2025 03:42 PM

It's a hair straightener and a floor wax.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 22, 2025 03:44 PM (jc0TO)

118
Marichal = pitcher
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Don't mention that name! Gives me a headache just to think about him.

Posted by: John Roseboro at October 22, 2025 03:44 PM (oftw2)

119 On I was wrong the DEMOCRAT party is going to have an ICE tracker

Arrest them all.

This is no different then being a getaway driver for a bankrobber

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2025 03:44 PM (sKqQm)

120 A 'Miss Lindsey.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 22, 2025 03:44 PM (zZu0s)

121 The lesson that the Portland political leadership took away from the 2020 riots was that it would be better to ally with Antifa if riots recurred.

The local paper is now completely anti-ICE and pro-Antifa, using rhetoric that you only saw in the hard-Left "alt-weeklies" in 2020.

The Portland police are selectively enforcing the law around the ICE buildings against conservatives, and not against Antifa. The police say that blocking public roadways is an exercise of "First Amendment rights", and the police is apparently actively working with Antifa to build criminal cases against the Federal agents protecting the ICE building.

In a court filing trying to block the deployment of the National Guard, a Portland police sergeant basically said that the solution for conservative journalists being assaulted in front of the ICE building was for conservative journalists to not be near the ICE building.

The sergeant characterized the assaults as "fights" - the two people most assaulted are small women, but yeah, they are voluntarily engaging in fisticuffs with large Antifa males.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2025 03:44 PM (xTIDn)

122
A group of Ladybugs is called a Lovely
Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2025 03:43 PM (VE6XX)

Loveliness...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2025 03:45 PM (VE6XX)

123 Gaggle, school, pod, pride, or what?
Posted by: Backpacking

I vote for a "mince" or a "sashay."

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2025 03:45 PM (77rzZ)

124 Kind of on topic because it's more Californication. DUI dash cam footage of a 21-year-old trucker who somehow got a CDL (21 is the minimum age). The Sandhu Trucking website is little more than a stock image and a contact form.

https://x.com/TheKevinDalton/
status/1981049502531539271
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 03:43 PM (ldc7S)

Some of these Cali CDLs have Real IDs. How does an alien get a Real ID?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at October 22, 2025 03:45 PM (l3YAf)

125 113 What's the word for a large group of ladyboys? Gaggle, school, pod, pride, or what?
Posted by: Backpacking Through Phuket at October 22, 2025 03:42 PM (oftw2)

I'm happy to never ever need to know this.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 22, 2025 03:45 PM (Sco7b)

126 Joder y descubrirlo. (Spanish equivalent)

Vaga et inveni. (Latin)

skjdflkdj;sjdfkj;kj (Cracked out guy in front of Sunoco station)

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2025 03:45 PM (dIske)

127 Yes it seems the Democrats have decided on full scale insurrection.

Posted by: steevy at October 22, 2025 03:46 PM (YwEeS)

128 Oh, shut up!
Posted by: Rachel Corrie

You take Rachel Corrie out on a date. After the date, you take her home and slip her under the front door.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 22, 2025 03:46 PM (Qd7dZ)

129 OT: OMG!

https://tinyurl.com/y66u6jbs

This is not right.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
......

After the gas, she will check the air pressure in her butt.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2025 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

130 A "mince" of ladyboys.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 22, 2025 03:46 PM (lWPQK)

131 Yes it seems the Democrats have decided on full scale insurrection.
Posted by: steevy at October 22, 2025 03:46 PM

again.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 22, 2025 03:46 PM (jc0TO)

132 News says Dems plan to create a website to track ICE actions.
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If anyone on "our" side were actually one to take action, the actual creation and implementation of this (particularly by a government official or officials) would seem to violate a number of laws.

But hey guys, totes keep following that "blue slip" tradition of working with those honorable folks across the aisle.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2025 03:47 PM (TN0g+)

133
Some of these Cali CDLs have Real IDs. How does an alien get a Real ID?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at October 22, 2025 03:45 PM (l3YAf)

I don't have one and it's fraud, they're cheating. I guarantee you some idiot DMV worker has been helping them cheat.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2025 03:47 PM (hs4ik)

134 The sergeant characterized the assaults as "fights" - the two people most assaulted are small women, but yeah, they are voluntarily engaging in fisticuffs with large Antifa males.

Oh, and the head of the Oregon National Guard announced that if the Guard was deployed, that the Guard would "protect the people of Portland".

He's not actually in command once the Guard has been Federalized, but we are heading into South Carolina territory here.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2025 03:47 PM (xTIDn)

135 Kind of on topic because it's more Californication. DUI dash cam footage of a 21-year-old trucker who somehow got a CDL (21 is the minimum age). The Sandhu Trucking website is little more than a stock image and a contact form.

On a tangent if you had told people 60 years ago we'd routinely have stopped traffic on our highways I don't think they'd believe you.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2025 03:47 PM (sKqQm)

136 131 Yes it seems the Democrats have decided on full scale insurrection.
Posted by: steevy at October 22, 2025 03:46 PM

again.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 22, 2025 03:46 PM (jc0TO)

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BLM and Antifa 2020 was largely random and directed to spaces federal buildings generally were in save blue zones.

Now...they're targeting specific government officials.

It's an escalation for sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 22, 2025 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

137 32 Who would make up a story like that?

Who would ADMIT to a story like that? Like, even under duress?

Posted by: Soylent Red at October 22, 2025 03:47 PM (wh7vU)

138 The 44-year-old TikTokker, who had reportedly escaped from custody on a previous occasion, allegedly rammed his Toyota Camry into law enforcement vehicles after agents boxed him in following a traffic stop on Tuesday, officials said.

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Wait, illegal aliens are driving on our roads?

Next you'll be telling me that they're driving tractor-trailers ad well -- and don't carry any automobile insurance, and blue city & state cops usually just let them go after accidents and traffic stops ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 22, 2025 03:48 PM (8WAox)

139 I'm sorry I looked this word up.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2025 03:44 PM (hs4ik)

My apologies.

Sadly, I can't bring you back 15 minutes in time to your innocence.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 22, 2025 03:48 PM (Sco7b)

140 I'm sorry I looked this word up.
Posted by: CaliGirl

That makes two of us.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2025 03:48 PM (77rzZ)

141 We need common sense car control!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2025 03:48 PM (8RjCi)

142 The Democrats are going to lose their slaves again.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 22, 2025 03:48 PM (jc0TO)

143 >> Who would ADMIT to a story like that? Like, even under duress?

Leftists routinely brag about degenerate stuff you wouldn’t be able to get me to confess to with sodium pentathol and a blowtorch.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at October 22, 2025 03:49 PM (l3YAf)

144 It's like the goodest book sayeth: let he has not tussled with a cackle of ladyboys after nonpayment for services rendered throw the first green dildo.
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Your knowledge of the Koran far surpasses mine.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2025 03:49 PM (TN0g+)

145 This time we need to hang the Democrats after the war.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 22, 2025 03:49 PM (jc0TO)

146 Democrats have endorsed the Dox-and-Harass (and hopefully kill) strategy. They've become an official insurrectionist movement (as if they weren't already).

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 22, 2025 03:50 PM (UseAb)

147 I hope they send Carlitos Ricardo Parias to CECOT. What a pity that americans get to pay for expensive surgery to fix his elbow.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 22, 2025 03:50 PM (41Sxf)

148 The 44-year-old TikTokker, who had reportedly escaped from custody on a previous occasion, allegedly rammed his Toyota Camry into law enforcement vehicles after agents boxed him in following a traffic stop on Tuesday, officials said.

If I understand the leftwing take on this, the police are obligated to let him escape. If they box him in then he is allowed to drive through them and if they get killed it is on them

Which is...a hell of a take.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2025 03:50 PM (sKqQm)

149 Some of these Cali CDLs have Real IDs. How does an alien get a Real ID?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at October 22, 2025 03:45 PM (l3YAf)

You don't need to have a real ID for a Drivers License in Calif. Not even for a CDL.

In fact, they will give known illegals drivers licenses by law... and then ask if you want to register to vote, even with no proof of citizenship (motor voter law)

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 22, 2025 03:50 PM (mP0Kj)

150 The sergeant characterized the assaults as "fights" - the two people most assaulted are small women, but yeah, they are voluntarily engaging in fisticuffs with large Antifa males.

Oh, and the head of the Oregon National Guard announced that if the Guard was deployed, that the Guard would "protect the people of Portland".

He's not actually in command once the Guard has been Federalized, but we are heading into South Carolina territory here.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2025 03:47 PM (xTIDn)

We're on Ready 5 Standby, willing to help if needed.

Posted by: Oregon Highway Department at October 22, 2025 03:51 PM (wVcYX)

151 Eight years. Instigator murder for anybody should be twenty years. Double for cops.

Posted by: dreamingrobot at October 22, 2025 03:51 PM (EyfuW)

152 I'm pretty proud of myself, under incredible internal duress, I'm not going to look up that word.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2025 03:51 PM (PMtkd)

153 I would suggest the estates of the victim of the illegal alien driver should sue the governor, SoS, and whatever bureaucrat heads the license issuing department in CA, personally.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2025 03:51 PM (sKqQm)

154
So this Parias pillar is an illegal aliens who is eligible for 8 years in prison for tangential offenses. What theoretically happens next? He gets kicked out and serves his sentence in his country of origin? He becomes a guest of the American taxpayer and then gets kicked out? He gets kicked back to his home country and trafficked back in at the earliest opportunity?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 03:52 PM (ldc7S)

155 Like many First Families, the Clintons updated and refurbished parts of the White House, with funding from private donations.
Renovations included the family quarters and the president's Oval Office and Treaty Room.
Hillary Clinton oversaw the project, researching the mansion's history extensively.
In a rare step for a first lady, she had an office in the West Wing to manage her initiatives.

After leaving office in January 2001, the Clintons took with them an estimated $190,000 worth of furniture, gifts, and mementos.
The move drew criticism when it came to light that some donors believed the furniture was intended for the permanent White House collection, not for the Clintons' personal use.
After a public outcry, the Clintons returned some items and reimbursed donors for others.
Ultimately, the Clintons returned $28,000 in furniture and paid for another $89,000 in items that may have been for the government.

😉

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 22, 2025 03:52 PM (NFX2v)

156 I'd like to see an automatic federal death penalty for anyone that commits a violent felony in US territory. It would resolve some problems pretty quickly...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2025 03:53 PM (sKqQm)

157 Trump/DHS needs to set up some kind of incentive pay for ICE and other Feds involved in violent use of force incidents. A threat/risk/mental health incentive bonus of $1000 an incident or something. Make it widely known, maybe even have the arresting ICE agents mention it on camera.

"Ma'am, step out of the vehicle please. If you refuse, I will smash your window and use force to remove you, and get an extra $1000 bonus today. (Smash) thank you for the bonus, ma'am. If you continue to kick and strike me, I'll be eligible for an additional $1000 payment. Thank you."

They Left would howl with rage, and say it encourages ICE to be violent and bait people in attacking them. Then Trump has another AI video of him shitting on them, and the dumping buckets of money on ICE.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 22, 2025 03:53 PM (JCZqz)

158 >>>The Cultural Enricher was shot in the elbow which is too bad, really, because that was his cancer-curing elbow and who knows when he'll recover.

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2025 03:53 PM (i24o9)

159
85 Didn't "Michelle" take some roses out to plant some bullshit garden?

I may have that story ass-backward.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2025 03:39 PM

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She did. Vegetable garden. Or rather, abused underlings did. The vegetables had so much lead in them that they couldn't be eaten.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 22, 2025 03:53 PM (ES1Rb)

160 The administration is sending 200 land-based Tomahawks to Ukraine.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 22, 2025 03:53 PM (paSBy)

161 14 The 44-year-old TikTokker
......

needs to grow the fuck up
Posted by: wth at October 22, 2025 03:26 PM (v0R5T)

What did this shitbird do for a living? Mooch?

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 22, 2025 03:53 PM (urtE/)

162 59 I feel comfortable rooting for Toronto over the Dodgers. L.A. doesn't really count as an American city anymore.
Posted by: Josephistan at October 22, 2025 03:34 PM (D4VWn)
==

Yeah, but Toronto's not even a Western Hemisphere city anymore.

Posted by: Ian Faith at October 22, 2025 03:53 PM (0bjKf)

163 "Richard is a pillar of our community ..."

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Given that your turd-world shithole "community" is crumbling into microscopic fecal matter along with the rest of your state, I'd rate this as "mostly true."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 22, 2025 03:54 PM (8WAox)

164 160 The administration is sending 200 land-based Tomahawks to Ukraine.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 22, 2025 03:53 PM (paSBy)

Putin dissed Trump one time too many...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2025 03:54 PM (VE6XX)

165 I jelq it to the east
And I jelq it to the west
And I jelq it to the woman that I love the best
I be jelqin'

Posted by: Clarence Carter at October 22, 2025 03:55 PM (wVcYX)

166 Meanwhile, DU commenters remain *Big Mad* about the East Wing.

Maria Shriver was angry about it, and got replies from a lot of people on X reminding her that JFK did the last major renovation there.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2025 03:55 PM (2ocoG)

167 What did this shitbird do for a living? Mooch?
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK

To be fair, I hear she pays pretty well.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2025 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

168 Now, how many legal immigrants who aren’t citizens (eg H1b) do you think are registered to vote in Dem-run cities and states?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at October 22, 2025 03:29 PM (l3YAf)

Many. Before getting her citizenship, Gingy had to fight with the Baltimore DMV to not be automatically registered. Don't know if Texas was any better.
It's one of the ways the left creates fake ballots, that they then fill out themselves.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 22, 2025 03:55 PM (lFFaq)

169 Antifa maybe?

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2025 03:55 PM (+qU29)

170 Yeah, but Toronto's not even a Western Hemisphere city anymore.

I saw a photo of the graduating class from one Toronto HS this past year. Its all people of South Asian descent and one pale blonde. And...when you zoom in the pale blonde is actually east Asian with dyed hair.

But the great replacement theory is just a myth.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2025 03:55 PM (sKqQm)

171 Posted by: Clarence Carter at October 22, 2025 03:55 PM

*snort*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2025 03:55 PM (ySpAZ)

172 Ultimately, the Clintons returned $28,000 in furniture and paid for another $89,000 in items that may have been for the government.

😉
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 22, 2025 03:52 PM (NFX2v)

I couldn't spend that much for furniture if I tried. Thieving shitheads, the both of them.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 22, 2025 03:55 PM (urtE/)

173 160 The administration is sending 200 land-based Tomahawks to Ukraine.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 22, 2025 03:53 PM (paSBy)

Totally not a fan of this

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 22, 2025 03:55 PM (/6GbT)

174 166 Meanwhile, DU commenters remain *Big Mad* about the East Wing.

Maria Shriver was angry about it, and got replies from a lot of people on X reminding her that JFK did the last major renovation there.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2025 03:55 PM (2ocoG)

=======

None of it really matters, but getting the left riled up over freaking renovations...twice in a year (Rose Garden changes from a few months ago) has got to be just...exhausting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 22, 2025 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

175
I would suggest the estates of the victim of the illegal alien driver should sue the governor, SoS, and whatever bureaucrat heads the license issuing department in CA, personally.
Posted by: 18-1

================

I absolutely would do it. It wouldn't go anywhere because of noblesse privilege, but I'd do my best to get Newsom's name in headlines for it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 03:56 PM (ldc7S)

176 Some of these Cali CDLs have Real IDs. How does an alien get a Real ID?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at October 22, 2025 03:45 PM (l3YAf)

I don't have one and it's fraud, they're cheating. I guarantee you some idiot DMV worker has been helping them cheat.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2025 03:47 PM (hs4ik)
_____

I agree a big portion are inside jobs for bribes. But the documents required for Real ID (if you already have a license) are easy to forge. Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2025 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

177 160 The administration is sending 200 land-based Tomahawks to Ukraine.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 22, 2025 03:53 PM (paSBy)

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To ME this is utterly depressing. We should stay out of that mess, no money, no weapons, no flags in idiot's yards.

YMMV

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2025 03:56 PM (PMtkd)

178 Putin dissed Trump one time too many...
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Yep.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 22, 2025 03:57 PM (paSBy)

179 164 160 The administration is sending 200 land-based Tomahawks to Ukraine.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 22, 2025 03:53 PM (paSBy)

Putin dissed Trump one time too many...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2025 03:54 PM (VE6XX)

Didn't Putty and Trump just have a couple hour phone call, and agree to meet?

This seems... weirdly timed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 22, 2025 03:58 PM (mP0Kj)

180 Trump needed to step on Zelensky , not reward him .

Posted by: the way I see it at October 22, 2025 03:58 PM (EYmYM)

181 "pillar of our community"

Fuck you. There is no coexisting with cocksuckers that think this way.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 22, 2025 03:58 PM (iehdI)

182 164 160 The administration is sending 200 land-based Tomahawks to Ukraine.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 22, 2025 03:53 PM (paSBy)
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That's 200 precise hits up to 1500 miles away

Posted by: WIsRich at October 22, 2025 03:58 PM (+xcAz)

183 The administration is sending 200 land-based Tomahawks to Ukraine.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 22, 2025 03:53 PM (paSBy)

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To ME this is utterly depressing. We should stay out of that mess, no money, no weapons, no flags in idiot's yards.
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There's no reason to be doing this. None. Let them fight each other perpetually.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2025 03:58 PM (TN0g+)

184 I'm not rootin' for Putin anymore. Guy's a first-class shithead. But so is Zelensky. A plague on both their houses.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2025 03:59 PM (77rzZ)

185 One headline says Trump was demanding Lil Z agree to giving the independent minded provinces independence but...giving him Tomahawks isn't going to make him more malleable on that

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2025 03:59 PM (sKqQm)

186 184 I'm not rootin' for Putin anymore. Guy's a first-class shithead. But so is Zelensky. A plague on both their houses.
Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2025 03:59 PM (77rzZ)

I'm with you

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2025 03:59 PM (VE6XX)

187 I agree a big portion are inside jobs for bribes. But the documents required for Real ID (if you already have a license) are easy to forge. Don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2025 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

You don't need a Real ID for a Calif Drivers license... mine is NOT a Real ID... if I need to fly I use my Military Retired ID card.

And Illegals are given drivers licenses in Calif by law... with no markings as to Immigration status, EXCEPT it not a Real ID.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 22, 2025 04:00 PM (mP0Kj)

188 On I was wrong the DEMOCRAT party is going to have an ICE tracker

Yeah, it'd sure be a shame if it got overwhelmed with bogus reports to the point of uselessness. A darn, darn shame.

Posted by: Jan at October 22, 2025 04:00 PM (3nLb4)

189 This is getting better and better.

>>@BigSteve207

>>NEW: Ex-Marine Graham Platner Taught Military Tactics, Recruited for Socialist Paramilitary Group in Maine

>>Reddit posts reveal embattled progressive star recruited and provided firearms training for the Maine Socialist Rifle Association...

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2025 04:00 PM (viF8m)

190 Ya know what else is a shame? Lame sock fails.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 22, 2025 04:00 PM (3nLb4)

191 162 59 I feel comfortable rooting for Toronto over the Dodgers. L.A. doesn't really count as an American city anymore.
Posted by: Josephistan at October 22, 2025 03:34 PM (D4VWn)

As one of the Canadians here....go LA.

Unjabbed were banned fron the stadium. We don't deserve nice things.

And Ohtani is AMAZING! I'll happily root for him.

Out of the stadium....incredible.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 22, 2025 04:00 PM (Sco7b)

192 Didn't Putty and Trump just have a couple hour phone call, and agree to meet?

This seems... weirdly timed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 22, 2025 03:58
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He canceled it. Instead, 200 missiles.

Posted by: WIsRich at October 22, 2025 04:01 PM (+xcAz)

193 Didn't Putty and Trump just have a couple hour phone call, and agree to meet?
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The scheduled meeting in Budapest is off. I thought Trump's proposal to freeze everything is place was very reasonable for Russia, but they refused to negotiate and insisted that Zelensky's government had to go.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 22, 2025 04:01 PM (paSBy)

194 189 This is getting better and better.

>>@BigSteve207

>>NEW: Ex-Marine Graham Platner Taught Military Tactics, Recruited for Socialist Paramilitary Group in Maine

>>Reddit posts reveal embattled progressive star recruited and provided firearms training for the Maine Socialist Rifle Association...
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2025 04:00 PM (viF8m)

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Thought exercise:

Does this make Platner more or less popular with...Democrat primary voters?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 22, 2025 04:01 PM (GBKbO)

195 Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2025 04:00 PM (viF8m)

Another rich kid pretending to be working class.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 22, 2025 04:01 PM (EYmYM)

196 On the Goolag home page, the White House gatecrasher is shown with a photo of a troglodyte-looking individual, and the headline blares that he "threatened to kill Hakeem Jeffries."

Messaging. It's what They do.

Posted by: Beverly at October 22, 2025 04:01 PM (Epeb0)

197 One headline says Trump was demanding Lil Z agree to giving the independent minded provinces independence but...giving him Tomahawks isn't going to make him more malleable on that

Trump should give Z a gold plated piano for his dick.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2025 04:01 PM (2ocoG)

198 A third refinery processing Russian oil (this one in Slovakia) has caught fire, two days after refineries processing Russian oil caught fire in Hungary and Romania.

Probably a complete coincidence.

I recall a saying that "the third time is something or other".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2025 04:02 PM (xTIDn)

199 Does this guy even exist?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Apparently.

Posted by: whig at October 22, 2025 04:02 PM (WDjG6)

200 Sending armaments to Ukraine is asking for war

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2025 04:02 PM (+qU29)

201 GP:
A criminal illegal alien from Serbia and Montenegro plowed a semi-truck into oncoming traffic and killed an Indiana man last week.
Borko Stankovic, who has been living illegally in the U.S. since his visa expired in 2011, was driving without a valid commercial driver’s license (CDL) when he caused the fatal head-on collision.

Stankovic swerved his big rig into the path of a Subaru Crosstrek, instantly killing the driver, Jeffrey Eberly, at the scene.

Stankovic has a history of violating U.S. laws, including a previous arrest in Long Island, New York, for resisting arrest and obstructing governmental administration. He now faces charges of reckless homicide and criminal recklessness.

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has lodged an immigration detainer against him at the Porter County Jail to make sure that he will not slip through the cracks again.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2025 04:02 PM (TN0g+)

202 This happened with just 4 years of Biden.

Imagine if it was followed up with 4 years of Kami.

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 22, 2025 04:02 PM (J9q9v)

203 This seems... weirdly timed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 22, 2025 03:58
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He canceled it. Instead, 200 missiles.
Posted by: WIsRich at October 22, 2025 04:01 PM (+xcAz)

Yes and Little Z had agreed to a meeting... Supposedly Rubio talked to his Russian Counterpart and the Ruskie said they intend to continue to fight until they win or something like that

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2025 04:03 PM (VE6XX)

204 Why does Pete Buttigieg escape ALL of the problems in transportation that were under his purview as the U.S. Secretary of Transportation?

He intends to run for President.
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The Department of Transportation (DOT) is composed of several agencies. The Secretary of Transportation provides high-level policy guidance and oversees the entire department, which includes:

Federal Aviation Administration (FAA): Manages the nation's air traffic control and airport systems, and oversees airline safety.
Federal Highway Administration (FHWA): Administers federal aid to states for highway construction and improvement.
Federal Railroad Administration (FRA): Oversees railroad safety and administers federal rail programs.
Federal Transit Administration (FTA): Provides federal financial and technical assistance to local public transit systems.
Maritime Administration (MARAD): Promotes the U.S. maritime transport system and its workforce.
National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA): Carries out programs to reduce highway fatalities and injuries, including vehicle safety standards.

Like Mayorkas, Marty Walsh, etc., it's just water over the dam.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 22, 2025 04:03 PM (NFX2v)

205 Also, Sweden just signed a deal with Zelensky for up to 150 Gripen fighters.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 22, 2025 04:03 PM (paSBy)

206 44 Luigi Mangione got beaten up by seven "ladyboys" in Thailand months before UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting

Luigi Mangione was roughed up by a group of transgender women during a wild night out in Thailand in the months before he allegedly gunned down UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, a new report claims.

Funny thing is Thai ladyboys get offended if you say they're transgender. They may look like girls but they aren't delusional.

Posted by: Life is strange at October 22, 2025 04:03 PM (TbWk/)

207 157 Trump/DHS needs to set up some kind of incentive pay for ICE and other Feds involved in violent use of force incidents. A threat/risk/mental health incentive bonus of $1000 an incident or something. Make it widely known, maybe even have the arresting ICE agents mention it on camera.

"Ma'am, step out of the vehicle please. If you refuse, I will smash your window and use force to remove you, and get an extra $1000 bonus today. (Smash) thank you for the bonus, ma'am. If you continue to kick and strike me, I'll be eligible for an additional $1000 payment. Thank you."

They Left would howl with rage, and say it encourages ICE to be violent and bait people in attacking them. Then Trump has another AI video of him shitting on them, and the dumping buckets of money on ICE.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 22, 2025 03:53 PM (JCZqz)

150k for every confirmed kill.

Posted by: XTC at October 22, 2025 04:04 PM (UnA8+)

208 196 On the Goolag home page, the White House gatecrasher is shown with a photo of a troglodyte-looking individual, and the headline blares that he "threatened to kill Hakeem Jeffries."

Hakeem Jefferies ? At the White House ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2025 04:04 PM (VE6XX)

209 Trump should give Z a gold plated piano for his dick.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2025 04:01 PM (2ocoG)

Trump should take him out back and bitch-slap him until he gets a little sense.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 22, 2025 04:05 PM (urtE/)

210 A criminal illegal alien from Serbia and Montenegro

Serbia and Montenegro have been separate countries since 2006.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2025 04:05 PM (77rzZ)

211 Word is that Harper is paying Jeff Gilooly and Tonya big bucks to do a Kerrigan on Ohtani.

Posted by: Spreading Rumours at October 22, 2025 04:05 PM (oftw2)

212 >>Does this make Platner more or less popular with...Democrat primary voters?

I have little doubt the Maine Socialist Rifle Association is antifa so that work with "progressives".

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2025 04:05 PM (viF8m)

213 > The administration is sending 200 land-based Tomahawks to Ukraine.
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Presumably with the same restrictions the other, medium range ballistic missiles we sent over when *biden's administration was fueling that war. IOW, someone here has to authorize their use and the target selection.

Putin's said that the types of weapons used against Russia would dictate how Russia responds.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 22, 2025 04:06 PM (Q4IgG)

214 Open calls for violence by the left are fueling the flames.

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Fortunately and thankfully for the nation:

There are at ~~least~~ most ~~10,000~~ ~~1,000~~ ~~100~~ 10 2 prominent voices on the left condemning these open calls to violence as well as the resultant violent acts stemming from those calls.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 22, 2025 04:06 PM (8WAox)

215 I’m in a very red county where my only problem are meth heads setting their trailers on fire. They have no idea what’s going on politically.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 22, 2025 04:06 PM (EYmYM)

216 204 Is NASA part of the DoT, too? There was an item in MR this morning that said Sean Duffy is head of NASA.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2025 04:07 PM (77rzZ)

217 If they used an EV to ram the gate, then they should be punished for accelerating global warming because that is one less anti-gas guzzling polluter on the road.

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 22, 2025 04:07 PM (J9q9v)

218 Also GP:
A Secret Service agent on Kamala Harris’ detail never passed a fitness test and was also a ‘plus-size model’ on the side.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2025 04:07 PM (TN0g+)

219 Gate crasher has to be Antifa or Anarchist

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2025 04:07 PM (+qU29)

220 200 Sending armaments to Ukraine is asking for war
Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2025 04:02 PM (+qU29)

Key is there is no way Ukes have the training to run the systems needed to target or launch them.

There will be US Personnel on the ground, with maybe one Uke pushing the big red button to launch... but everything else run by Americans.

Its the same with the Brit missiles that are being fired into Russia.

But then, its the same story as with other US Weapon systems there...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 22, 2025 04:07 PM (mP0Kj)

221 130k?

There are slowly molding baloney sandwiches on tok with more subs than that, bro.

Rookie numbers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2025 04:08 PM (06Hmj)

222 And Ohtani is AMAZING!

Does he prefer dive bomber or torpedo bomber?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 22, 2025 04:08 PM (135ws)

223 210 A criminal illegal alien from Serbia and Montenegro
Serbia and Montenegro have been separate countries since 2006.
Posted by: Bulg

I've been there several times. Beautiful coutry with lots of mountains and lakes. Of note:

Montenegro hosts an annual "Lying Down Championship" or "World Championship of Laziness" in the village of Brezna, an event initiated 12 years ago as a humorous response to the stereotype that Montenegrins are lazy.

Posted by: Military Moron at October 22, 2025 04:08 PM (JCZqz)

224 216 204 Is NASA part of the DoT, too? There was an item in MR this morning that said Sean Duffy is head of NASA.
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No, that's a second job for Duffy.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 22, 2025 04:08 PM (paSBy)

225 205 Also, Swed^en just signed a deal with Zelensky for up to 150 Gripen fighters.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 22, 2025 04:03 PM

Liberal actors and Drama teachers leading countries suck.

There have been a few good Conservative actors who worked out well.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 22, 2025 04:09 PM (Sco7b)

226
Ex-Marine Graham Platner Taught Military Tactics, Recruited for Socialist Paramilitary Group in Maine

Posted by: JackStraw

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Sounds insurrectiony to me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 04:09 PM (ldc7S)

227 Didn't Putty and Trump just have a couple hour phone call, and agree to meet?

This seems... weirdly timed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 22, 2025 03:58
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Like Rubio, he wears many hats.

Posted by: WIsRich at October 22, 2025 04:09 PM (+xcAz)

228 Maybe wide enough to block throw objects

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2025 04:09 PM (+qU29)

229 200 Sending armaments to Ukraine is asking for war
Posted by: Skip
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Not seeing that report anywhere but here so far. Fox, CBS, etc. nada. There was discussions floated about giving 200 Tomahawks to Ukraine but apparently nothing concrete that I have dug up.

Posted by: whig at October 22, 2025 04:09 PM (WDjG6)

230 If the EU would stop buying Russian Natural Gas and Oil the Ruskies would run out of money for this war.

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 22, 2025 04:10 PM (J9q9v)

231 There was a high-profile trial in MA over the summer (Karen Read re-trial) that a buddy of mine covered. A juror just went public, saying that one third of the jury he was on did not speak English.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 22, 2025 04:10 PM (vV6n9)

232 222 And Ohtani is AMAZING!

Does he prefer dive bomber or torpedo bomber?
Posted by: Commissar

TORA TORA TORA!

Posted by: Shohei Ohtani, calling out a homerun at October 22, 2025 04:10 PM (JCZqz)

233 I thought drones were the unstoppable weapons that were defeating the Russians. Why the need for tomahawk missiles?

Posted by: the way I see it at October 22, 2025 04:10 PM (EYmYM)

234 Gentlemans and Ladies,

We are still accepting applications for boat captains. Start immediately! On the job training! Very competitive salary and benefits!

Posted by: Venezuelan Freelance Pharmaceutical Distributors at October 22, 2025 04:11 PM (PiwSw)

235 BTW, Fox is running a story right now about Rutte (Nato Sec. Gen) meeting with Trump.

"Additionally, Rutte’s meeting comes as Trump appeared to throw cold water on any hopes that the U.S. would arm Ukraine with Tomahawk missiles, like Trump had said he was considering doing days ahead of Zelenskyy’s visit.

"I would much rather have them not need Tomahawks," Trump told reporters Friday. "I would much rather have the war be over to be honest, because we're in it to get the war over."

Posted by: whig at October 22, 2025 04:11 PM (WDjG6)

236 I thought drones were the unstoppable weapons that were defeating the Russians. Why the need for tomahawk missiles?
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That "chop" thing the soldiers do after each firing really seems to help morale.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2025 04:11 PM (TN0g+)

237 Forget the Tomahawks-send Camrys.

Posted by: Toyota Jan at October 22, 2025 04:12 PM (oftw2)

238 205 Also, Sweden just signed a deal with Zelensky for up to 150 Gripen fighters.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 22, 2025 04:03 PM (paSBy)

Paid for by? whom?

$10 Billion deal? Z can't pay his own government right now.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 22, 2025 04:12 PM (mP0Kj)

239 234 Gentlemans and Ladies,

We are still accepting applications for boat captains. Start immediately! On the job training! Very competitive salary and benefits!
Posted by: Venezuelan Freelance Pharmaceutical Distributors

Ahoy! 🚢 ⚓️ I have plenty of cruise ship experience, and I also hate Trump! Let's talk!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at October 22, 2025 04:12 PM (JCZqz)

240 Question for the legal minded:

If criminals do a crime together, and one of them kills somebody, the others face face murder as well. Even if they didn't mean to kill anyone, only the actuall killer meant to.

So, it appears this anti-ICE guy crashed his car into the ICE guys.

OK, assault on a fed. A felony.

But...in defending themselves, a bullet also hit one of the ICE agents.

So...does the anti-ICE guy also face legal responsibility for the ICE agent getting shot? And if so, is that a separate charge, or does it just get lumped in with the vehicular assualt on a fed?

I have no idea how it works.

Just curious.

Thanks in advance if anyone throws me some knowledge.

Posted by: EFG at October 22, 2025 04:12 PM (rHQZF)

241 Posted by: Lincolntf at October 22, 2025 04:10 PM (vV6n9)

I find it hard to believe the prosecutors would allow that to happen.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 22, 2025 04:13 PM (EYmYM)

242 The administration is sending 200 land-based Tomahawks to Ukraine.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist
......

What a total mistake.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2025 04:13 PM (v0R5T)

243 Why Tomahawks? My guess would be range and warhead size.

Posted by: WIsRich at October 22, 2025 04:13 PM (+xcAz)

244 0730-0735
‘Your day in court, Juan.’

Posted by: Eromero at October 22, 2025 04:13 PM (jgmnb)

245 Why the need for tomahawk missiles?
Posted by: the way I see it at October 22, 2025 04:10 PM (EYmYM)
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It sends a message.

American arms will be used to attack Russia.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2025 04:14 PM (vL0rw)

246 How many car rammings have there been. Are we like on number 3 now?

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2025 04:14 PM (q177U)

247 So far Antifa has tried only one planned ambush that I know about, the one where the officer (a sheriff's deputy I think) was shot in the neck. I'm not counting the now-happily dead lone gunman who shot at ICE and inadvertently hit illegals, killing one of them.

Those orchestrating this violence must've have realized any organized guerilla-style attacks aimed at killing/intimidating ICE agents would be nearly instantly crushed. The way to go would be to keep doing what they've been doing, inciting the most mentally unstable among them into action using carefully crafted 'fight' language.

I'm also guessing this kind of low-intensity street theater won't satisfy their base, not for long. Look at these people. Listen to them. They want blood.

Posted by: troyriser at October 22, 2025 04:14 PM (DPeYO)

248 233 I thought drones were the unstoppable weapons that were defeating the Russians. Why the need for tomahawk missiles?
Posted by: the way I see it
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I think that was fake news probably from X as I can find nothing other than old stories contemplating Tomahawks but nothing current.

If anything, stories including from ABC indicate that Tomahawks are off the table for now.

Posted by: whig at October 22, 2025 04:14 PM (WDjG6)

249 Question for the legal minded:

If criminals do a crime together, and one of them kills somebody, the others face face murder as well. Even if they didn't mean to kill anyone, only the actuall killer meant to.

So, it appears this anti-ICE guy crashed his car into the ICE guys.

OK, assault on a fed. A felony.

But...in defending themselves, a bullet also hit one of the ICE agents.

So...does the anti-ICE guy also face legal responsibility for the ICE agent getting shot? And if so, is that a separate charge, or does it just get lumped in with the vehicular assualt on a fed?

I have no idea how it works.

Just curious.

Thanks in advance if anyone throws me some knowledge.
Posted by: EFG

Imho, he should. It shouldn't matter. If you weren't there committing the crime, no one would have been injured.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 22, 2025 04:15 PM (Qd7dZ)

250 If the EU would stop buying Russian Natural Gas and Oil the Ruskies would run out of money for this war.

Good point - instead, the Russians can just sell oil to India, and then India can sell the oil to the EU.

Much better.

Restrictions on Russian energy imports have done far more damage to the Western European economies than to the Russian economy.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2025 04:15 PM (xTIDn)

251
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 22, 2025 04:10 PM (vV6n9)

I find it hard to believe the prosecutors would allow that to happen.
Posted by: the way I see it

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Or the judge. How did this get through voir-dire?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 04:15 PM (ldc7S)

252 American arms will be used to attack Russia.
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*sobs*

Posted by: Michelle Fields at October 22, 2025 04:15 PM (TN0g+)

253 I agree, @I find it hard to believe the prosecutors would allow that to happen. But I don't think i's impossible.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 22, 2025 04:16 PM (vV6n9)

254 I thought drones were the unstoppable weapons that were defeating the Russians. Why the need for tomahawk missiles?
Posted by: the way

Tomahawks have much greater range and explosive payload than most of the drones being used.

Posted by: Military Moron at October 22, 2025 04:16 PM (JCZqz)

255 6 Shot in the elbow must be fun.
Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at October 22, 2025 03:24 PM (s9EN2
Could have been his paw.

Posted by: Eromero at October 22, 2025 04:16 PM (jgmnb)

256 I'm also guessing this kind of low-intensity street theater won't satisfy their base, not for long. Look at these people. Listen to them.

They want blood.
Posted by: troyriser

I'm willing to give them theirs. They can use buckets to catch it.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 22, 2025 04:16 PM (Qd7dZ)

257 So...does the anti-ICE guy also face legal responsibility for the ICE agent getting shot? And if so, is that a separate charge, or does it just get lumped in with the vehicular assualt on a fed?

I have no idea how it works.

Just curious.

Thanks in advance if anyone throws me some knowledge.
Posted by: EFG
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The term is felony murder rule and some states have it and some don't. US does have it but I don't think it applies to the facts here as Marshal was injured, not dead.

Posted by: whig at October 22, 2025 04:17 PM (WDjG6)

258 Tomahawks are sea launched missiles. Does the Ukraine have Naval vessels capable of firing the missiles?

If they are fired from a US or NATO vessel that is a preemptive attack on Russian soil !!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 22, 2025 04:17 PM (J9q9v)

259 Haven't seen any reports of tomahawks being sent to Ukraine. That would be a huge escalation. Trump may be pissed at Putin, but I don't think Trump would go that far. Im sure a lot of the military- industrial complex would like it however

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2025 04:17 PM (8RjCi)

260 Posted by: EFG at October 22, 2025 04:12 PM (rHQZF)

Alabama is about to execute one of the four people involved in kidnapping and lighting a guy on fire for a $200 drug debt. The guy who is about to be executed convicted of tying the guys legs up. It was another of the four who poured the gas on him and lit the match.

Crazy that the leg tying guy is going to be executed before the guy who actually lit the victim on fire.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 22, 2025 04:17 PM (EYmYM)

261 Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire coined by JSpicy at October 22, 2025 04:15 PM (Qd7dZ)

******

Yeah, I would think so too, but that's just my two cents.

Posted by: EFG at October 22, 2025 04:17 PM (rHQZF)

262 You morons never miss an opportunity

Posted by: Michelle Fields and Rachel Corrie too at October 22, 2025 04:18 PM (vL0rw)

263 There was a high-profile trial in MA over the summer (Karen Read re-trial) that a buddy of mine covered. A juror just went public, saying that one third of the jury he was on did not speak English.

That has been a crazy case. The local cops tried to frame a cop's fiance for murdering him. Then the state doubled down backing up the local cops.

MA really is the most corrupt state in America.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2025 04:18 PM (sKqQm)

264 Posted by: Military Moron at October 22, 2025 04:16 PM (JCZqz

I was being sarcastic but it’s hard to tell these days.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 22, 2025 04:18 PM (EYmYM)

265 Crazy that the leg tying guy is going to be executed before the guy who actually lit the victim on fire.
Posted by: the way I see it at October 22, 2025 04:17 PM (EYmYM)
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Alphabetical order?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 22, 2025 04:18 PM (yy9ow)

266 I thought drones were the unstoppable weapons that were defeating the Russians. Why the need for tomahawk missiles?
Posted by: the way

Tomahawks have much greater range and explosive payload than most of the drones being used.
Posted by: Military Moron at October 22, 2025 04:16 PM (JCZqz)

Tomahawks should be renamed The Paolos.

Posted by: The Paolo at October 22, 2025 04:18 PM (wVcYX)

267 Pretty funny video over at Breitbart of cops arresting a woman in a penis costume.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2025 04:19 PM (n5tGW)

268
Crazy that the leg tying guy is going to be executed before the guy who actually lit the victim on fire.

I would like to see a law that if you commit murder you get executed the way you killed your victim.

Might make people think twice in a case like this.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2025 04:19 PM (sKqQm)

269 216 204 Is NASA part of the DoT, too? There was an item in MR this morning that said Sean Duffy is head of NASA.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2025 04:07 PM (77rzZ)

They've always been an "Independent Agency" outside of a Cabinet Department.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 22, 2025 04:19 PM (wtvvX)

270
155

After leaving office in January 2001, the Clintons took with them an estimated $190,000 worth of furniture, gifts, and mementos.
The move drew criticism when it came to light that some donors believed the furniture was intended for the permanent White House collection, not for the Clintons' personal use.
After a public outcry, the Clintons returned some items and reimbursed donors for others.
Ultimately, the Clintons returned $28,000 in furniture and paid for another $89,000 in items that may have been for the government.

😉
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 22, 2025 03:52 PM

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Makes perfect sense if you're a hillbilly criminal. Like donating old underwear to charity and taking a tax deduction, or chiseling naive poor people out of thousands in real estate swindles.

And nobody's said a word about Bill's black lung benefits.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 22, 2025 04:19 PM (ufCEJ)

271 MA really is the most corrupt state in America.
Posted by: 18-1

*kick dirt*
-- Illinois and Louisiana

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2025 04:19 PM (77rzZ)

272 The term is felony murder rule and some states have it and some don't. US does have it but I don't think it applies to the facts here as Marshal was injured, not dead.

Posted by: whig at October 22, 2025 04:17 PM (WDjG6)

*******

Got it, so it sounds like the felony murder concept only extends to murder, and not other crimes, like robbery or what not.

Thanks.

Posted by: EFG at October 22, 2025 04:19 PM (rHQZF)

273 Did you know Hitler had a Ballroom too ?I see the Libs are screeching this now...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2025 04:20 PM (VE6XX)

274 Restrictions on Russian energy imports have done far more damage to the Western European economies than to the Russian economy.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2025 04:15 PM (xTIDn)

Russia is also selling oil and building new pipelines to China.

And it's that area of the world that I'm worried about.

China, India, Pakistan, Viet Nam, Cambodia, Thailand, Afghanistan, Japan (South China Sea), Tawain... have all had military incidents in the last 6 months.

It's like early 1900s Europe... where there are currently no defined sides... and everyone hates everyone else.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 22, 2025 04:20 PM (mP0Kj)

275 I believe I read India has agreed to stop buying Russian Oil and buy US Oil...

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 22, 2025 04:20 PM (J9q9v)

276 @263 everyone involved in the Karen Reid case seemed drunk and retarded. Cops, lawyers , witnesses , reporters , hangers on. I guess that's Massachusetts

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2025 04:20 PM (8RjCi)

277 I’m really glad it appears the tomahawk story is fake news.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 22, 2025 04:20 PM (EYmYM)

278
Crazy that the leg tying guy is going to be executed before the guy who actually lit the victim on fire.
Posted by: the way I see it at October 22, 2025 04:17 PM (EYmYM)
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Alphabetical order?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

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Looks to me like consecutive order.

Leg-tying guy.
Gasoline-spilling guys.
Match-lighting guy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2025 04:21 PM (ldc7S)

279 Crazy that the leg tying guy is going to be executed before the guy who actually lit the victim on fire.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 22, 2025 04:17 PM (EYmYM)

******

Yeah, probably some weird legal maneuvering or what not.

Posted by: EFG at October 22, 2025 04:21 PM (rHQZF)

280 267 Pretty funny video over at Breitbart of cops arresting a woman in a penis costume.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2025 04:19 PM (n5tGW)

OUT: Sticking your dick in crazy.
IN: Sticking your crazy in a dick.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 22, 2025 04:21 PM (wtvvX)

281 Tomahawks are sea launched missiles. Does the Ukraine have Naval vessels capable of firing the missiles?
.....

Ukraine doesn't have shit except beets and rubble.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2025 04:21 PM (v0R5T)

282 Could have been the head executioner

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2025 04:21 PM (+qU29)

283 271 MA really is the most corrupt state in America.
Posted by: 18-1

*kick dirt*
-- Illinois and Louisiana
Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2025 04:19 PM (77rzZ)

/Raises a glass of Chardonay.... sneers...

Posted by: Cali four Nie A at October 22, 2025 04:22 PM (mP0Kj)

284 Did you know Hitler had a Ballroom too ?I see the Libs are screeching this now...
Posted by: It's me donna

Well, he WAS a better dancer than Churchill.
-- Franz Liebkind

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2025 04:22 PM (77rzZ)

285 Ukraine doesn't have shit except beets and rubble.

I've seen some videos from the children of their elites. If you've got money they've got some nice places to party in...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2025 04:22 PM (sKqQm)

286 This whole Ukraine crap is beginning to smell like another Vietnam for the US ???

Started with Ike and advisors and some arms exploding to LBJ and finally passed to Nixon..

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 22, 2025 04:22 PM (J9q9v)

287 >>Good point - instead, the Russians can just sell oil to India, and then India can sell the oil to the EU.

Trump recently announced increased sanctions on India to get them to stop buying Russian oil.

It's a giant game of whack a mole.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2025 04:22 PM (viF8m)

288 Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2025 04:19 PM (sKqQm)

He’s going to get the nitrogen gas.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 22, 2025 04:22 PM (EYmYM)

289 "The Cultural Enricher was shot in the elbow which is too bad, really, because that was his cancer-curing elbow and who knows when he'll recover."

"My enchanted shin! How did you know that was the source of my power?!"

-Montemort

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 22, 2025 04:22 PM (bOODJ)

290 Corruption?

Jerry Brown's daddy was governor. Then he was governor. Then he was Oakland mayor. Then governor again.

Squeaky clean.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2025 04:22 PM (vL0rw)

291 I shot the Marshal, but I did not shoot the detainee.

Marshal hit perps elbow, but was aimin' for his knee.

Posted by: Rick O'Shea at October 22, 2025 04:22 PM (TezPK)

292 Pictures of the architect's rendering of the new East Wing: https://www.whitehouse.gov/visit/

They are matching the style of the White House exactly. It really does look handsome, and in period style.

Posted by: Beverly at October 22, 2025 04:22 PM (Epeb0)

293 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 22, 2025 04:22 PM (NcvvS)

294 277 I’m really glad it appears the tomahawk story is fake news.
Posted by: the way I see it

Me heap big mad no supply'em tomahawk to Ukraine. News speak with forked tongue. No steel in Trump's words.

Posted by: Senator Elizabeth Warren at October 22, 2025 04:23 PM (JCZqz)

295 A juror just went public, saying that one third of the jury he was on did not speak English.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 22, 2025 04:10 PM (vV6n9)

******

That is insane. It doesn't seem possible...

But who knows?

Good Lord.

Posted by: EFG at October 22, 2025 04:23 PM (rHQZF)

296 I could use a bigger ballroom myself.

Posted by: Seasoned Citizen With Old Man Balls at October 22, 2025 04:23 PM (oftw2)

297 /Raises a glass of Chardonay.... sneers...

Going to disagree.

CA has some kind of economy

MA's economy is just grifting off of higher ed/"military industrial complex"/medical spending from Uncle Sugar

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2025 04:24 PM (sKqQm)

298 Two days in a row hearing about someone getting flamebe

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2025 04:24 PM (+qU29)

299 Hillary is pissed about the bigger ball room in the WH because Bill likes the idea...

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 22, 2025 04:25 PM (J9q9v)

300 259 Haven't seen any reports of tomahawks being sent to Ukraine.....

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2025 04:17 PM (8RjCi)

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Maybe shiny beads and blankets are hard to come by in the Ukraine.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 22, 2025 04:25 PM (bOODJ)

301 296 I could use a bigger ballroom myself.
Posted by: Seasoned Citizen With Old Man Balls at October 22, 2025 04:23 PM (oftw2)

We're here to help!

Posted by: Duluth Trading Company at October 22, 2025 04:27 PM (PiwSw)

302 Think of all the voices this illegal criminal invader can lift up while he pens his next story from federal PMITA prison.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 22, 2025 04:33 PM (xvV+O)

303 Started with Ike and advisors and some arms exploding to LBJ and finally passed to Nixon..
Posted by: Jackson K.
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Not Ike, JFK. Ike wanted nothing to do with Vietnam, not even supporting the French because he judged it a bad risk to fight.

Posted by: whig at October 22, 2025 04:34 PM (WDjG6)

304 Karoline Leavitt just posted on X that the report of Tomahawks to Ukraine is not true. It originally came from a report by WSJ.

https://tinyurl.com/nhd7xdxz

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 22, 2025 04:35 PM (paSBy)

305 Got it, so it sounds like the felony murder concept only extends to murder, and not other crimes, like robbery or what not.

Thanks.
Posted by: EFG
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There are other federal laws that have stiff penalties depending on just what the facts were. Injury of a federal leo also comes into play regarding fines and sentencing enhancements aka upward departures from the sentencing guidelines.

Posted by: whig at October 22, 2025 04:36 PM (WDjG6)

306 Planning murder in public is legal.

Print that and see if you are right.

Posted by: dreamingrobot at October 22, 2025 04:37 PM (EyfuW)

307 281 Tomahawks are sea launched missiles.
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There's a land-based variant. Truck mounted, four missiles each.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 22, 2025 04:37 PM (paSBy)

308 304 Karoline Leavitt just posted on X that the report of Tomahawks to Ukraine is not true. It originally came from a report by WSJ.

https://tinyurl.com/nhd7xdxz
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
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Murdoch's crew at the WSJ are about the same veracity as you find at CBS, etc. Remember the whole stupid story about Trump birthday card and Epstein. That too came from the WSJ. It is entirely possible that someone fed the story to someone in the Nat Sec community to leak. In that case, they just outed themselves.

Put not your truth in anything that Murdoch owned outlets say.

Posted by: whig at October 22, 2025 04:38 PM (WDjG6)

309 I've seen a lot of people passing that ICE did a raid in Chinatown NYC, probably to try and turn the again community off Trump.

Left out is how the raid was on the African migrants who now inhabit canal and Broadway, blocking all sidewalk traffic with their shitty knockoffs and making the place smell like the headquarters of the Jamaican National Dope Smoking Team. Most are also selling either stolen, counterfeit, or empty boxes of Apple products to unsuspecting tourist (usually they target groups of females) no one in their right mind it's crying for these assume being arrested, and I wouldn't be surprised if it's the long time Chinatown sellers/residents calling them in, as the area is going from a touristy, yet authentic, spot, to the aforementioned inhabitants of shit hole countries, along with Indians selling I love NY shirts.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 22, 2025 04:39 PM (R6jXA)

310 Ukraine doesn't have shit except beets and rubble.
Posted by: wth at October 22, 2025 04:21 PM (v0R5T)

There’s nothing to do in Ukraine but eat, sleep and shit.

Posted by: Mao at October 22, 2025 05:30 PM (vAU4X)

311 Time for the Police to start shooting back at these Criminals and Screw the UN/Globalists Scum Suckers

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 22, 2025 05:38 PM (wGqjj)

312 I'm.glad if it's not trur

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