The FDA Remained Silent For Years About the Linkage of Tylenol and Autism, Even As Their Own Scientists Urged Them to Inform the Public

FDA Stayed Silent As Internal Reports About Potential Tylenol Risks Piled Up

Emily Kopp
Investigative Reporter
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) defied the advice of its own drug safety experts to warn pregnant women about Tylenol for nearly a decade, internal reports and presentations obtained by the Daily Caller News Foundation reveal.
FDA rank-and-file scientists repeatedly recommended the agency release information about Tylenol in pregnancy across three scientific reviews conducted in 2016, 2019, 2022 and two memos, one from the FDA's maternal health division in 2016 and one from the FDA's urological health division in 2017.
The scientific literature posits many plausible drivers of autism, the most well-established of which are genetic, and the FDA drug safety experts acknowledged that the research linking the condition to Tylenol is far from ironclad.
Still, as alarm bells rang within FDA headquarters and the boardrooms of Tylenol's manufacturers, pregnant women heard nothing from either the government or the manufacturers about the potential risks until the September announcement by President Donald Trump and Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
FDA leadership declined to update its webpage about over-the-counter painkillers in pregnancy, repeatedly falling back on language first issued in January 2015. But that statement simply acknowledged that "FDA is aware of concerns" about Tylenol and attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD), citing just one scientific paper.
At the urging of Trump and Kennedy, FDA finally released a nuanced statement in September cautioning pregnant women about Tylenol while acknowledging that aspirin, ibuprofen and high fevers all pose their own risks. That move was first recommended by an FDA drug safety expert nine years earlier.
The DCNF obtained the FDA documents from the law firm Keller Postman LLC, which brought a class action lawsuit against Tylenol maker Kenvue, a legally independent spinoff of Johnson & Johnson. The personal injury law firm, which often brings class action lawsuits, obtained the documents from FDA via the Freedom of Information Act.
Tylenol, a brand name for acetaminophen, first received FDA approval in 1955 before modern drug laws tightened clinical trial requirements in 1962.
Some experts argue that neurological damage occurs due to a toxic byproduct of acetaminophen called NAPQI. Babies and children with autism may struggle to metabolize the drug, resulting in higher levels of NAPQI, which kills cells.
...
An internal memo reveals that the agency first began examining acetaminophen in pregnancy 11 years ago, in May 2014, after an April 2014 study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association raised concerns about the drug and ADHD-like behaviors, prompting its sole statement on the issue for the next decade -- an 2015 FDA webpage that acknowledging that "FDA is aware of concerns" and citing that single study.
Less than two years later, in October 2016, FDA Senior Medical Officer Andrew Mosholder had reviewed eight observational studies with seven showing an association between acetaminophen and issues including attention deficits, delayed motor development and autistic behaviors.
Mosholder's 22-page report recommended that FDA issue a nuanced warning: Tylenol in pregnancy could cause neurological harm and the drug should be used sparingly, but other painkillers are associated with more definite risks and Tylenol will sometimes be necessary to reduce fever. The report also recommended more toxicology studies -- laboratory studies designed to uncover the potential toxicity of a drug.
Mosholder declined to comment.
...

In January 2018, an FDA decision-making committee led by longtime Center for Drug Evaluation and Research Director (CDER) Janet Woodcock heard a presentation by Mosholder and Valerie Pratt, who oversaw the safety of over-the-counter drugs, according to the meeting minutes. By this time the scientists had reviewed 21 studies, three-fourths of which indicated a risk of Tylenol in pregnancy, the slides show.
FDA had preemptively ruled out a drug label change, but Woodcock and other FDA officials also nixed Mosholder's proposed public statement, instead postponing a decision by six months and calling for yet more studies, the meeting minutes show.
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Woodcock oversaw CDER during other controversial decisions over her lengthy tenure, including the approval of OxyContin in 1996, government records show, and defended the approval as following "all applicable statutes and regulations" in a 2020 Senate letter. She also delayed a clinical warning about the risk of heart issues and the COVID-19 mRNA vaccines in 2021, according to a Senate investigation.
CDER under Woodcock had downplayed a warning flagged by Mosholder before when he warned in a Dec. 2003 report that antidepressants increased suicide rates in children, a report superiors sought to suppress.
Requests for comment from the DCNF sent to two nonprofits for which Woodcock serves on the board of directors did not receive a reply.

The Karen in her natural habitat, a sprawling bureacracy
where power is maximized and accountability is minimized.
This fine specimen of a Karen here demonstrates
her characteristic "smugging" behavior.

...
In October 2018, at the follow-up meeting FDA officials had called for six months earlier, the FDA's toxicology division shared their hypothesis that Tylenol could impede blood flow to the growing infant. Other details have been largely redacted in the documents obtained by the DCNF.

October 14, 2016: FDA Senior Medical Officer Andrew Mosholder recommended that the FDA issue a nuanced warning: Tylenol in pregnancy could cause neurological harm and the drug should be used sparingly, but Tylenol will sometimes be necessary to reduce fever. FDA higher-ups did… pic.twitter.com/lJRb1SMgTA
— Emily Kopp (@emilyakopp) October 21, 2025

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1 Boned.

Posted by: Max Bone at October 21, 2025 04:09 PM (Qe1m7)

2 Boner

Posted by: Max Bone at October 21, 2025 04:09 PM (Qe1m7)

3 So...the left is gonna see an increase in trannyism over the next few decades, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 21, 2025 04:09 PM (GBKbO)

4 Bonest

Posted by: Max Bone at October 21, 2025 04:10 PM (Qe1m7)

5 Whoops!

Whoopsie!

Posted by: EFG at October 21, 2025 04:10 PM (jTEUc)

6 Boneless.

Posted by: Boneless chicken at October 21, 2025 04:10 PM (DIAAz)

7 her characteristic "smugging" behavior.

Heh.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 21, 2025 04:11 PM (jc0TO)

8 The science is settled heretic.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:11 PM (+U7B7)

9 Tylenol itself tells women to consult with their DR before taking it if pregnant.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2025 04:12 PM (sKqQm)

10 This is why we have tribunals no?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 21, 2025 04:12 PM (abIsI)

11 11th!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2025 04:12 PM (yy9ow)

12 Plymouth is supposedly going to reappear in 2026...as a (single model) sport truck.

Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2025 04:13 PM (TN0g+)

13 That picture reminds me; there is this combination of smug and incompetence that really gets under my skin, and is exhibited almost entirely by elitist lefties.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 21, 2025 04:13 PM (0U5gm)

14 "The Karen in her natural habitat, a sprawling bureacracy
where power is maximized and accountability is minimized.
This fine specimen of a Karen here demonstrates
her characteristic "smugging" behavior."

*******

That's...actually pretty darn accurate of a description.

I saw it on that scumbag FBI guy who was smirking while testifying to congress.

Posted by: EFG at October 21, 2025 04:14 PM (jTEUc)

15 Yeah but they're Experts.

The only fucking thing they're expert at is being experts.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 21, 2025 04:14 PM (bZ5+b)

16 > Other details have been largely redacted in the documents obtained by the DCNF

WTH? What are they hiding even now?!

Posted by: RandomDave at October 21, 2025 04:14 PM (aJQbY)

17 Then: You need to trust the government. You aren't smart enough to understand medicine yourself.

Now: The government lies! Never trust them! They are a bunch of unqualified hacks!

Posted by: The left at October 21, 2025 04:14 PM (sKqQm)

18 Woodcock..great name. She looks old enough to have carved one when every last dude in the village said Oh hell no.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2025 04:14 PM (snZF9)

19 I want more pregnant progs eating Tylenol for TikTok.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 21, 2025 04:14 PM (PGEno)

20 Whoops! Whoopsie!

It's not like *I* have to worry about kids with autism.

Posted by: Janet Woodcock at October 21, 2025 04:14 PM (9mQ3m)

21 There must be some kind of way to vet experts.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:15 PM (+U7B7)

22
I don't get it. The FDA gets its rocks off by banning things, doesn't it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2025 04:15 PM (ldc7S)

23 I saw it on that scumbag FBI guy who was smirking while testifying to congress.

That still burns. I wanted to wipe the smug off his face with a baseball bat.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 21, 2025 04:15 PM (bZ5+b)

24 Other details have been largely redacted in the documents obtained by the DCNF.

Why, the fuck, is a medical bureaucracy document redacted? It's not national security. It was paid for with our money. It should not be secret.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 21, 2025 04:15 PM (ExV1e)

25 Inexplicably, the Center for Drug Evaluation and Research Director's last name was Woodcock.

Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2025 04:16 PM (TN0g+)

26 If Trump said it is dangerous to put your head in a plastic bag there would be a lot of dead liberals.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 21, 2025 04:16 PM (kTd/k)

27 Yeah but they're Experts.

The only fucking thing they're expert at is being experts.
Posted by: Chairborne!

And who decided that they were Experts? Why, other Experts, of course!

Posted by: mikeski begs the question at October 21, 2025 04:16 PM (nhCoE)

28 The Karen in her natural habitat, a sprawling bureacracy
where power is maximized and accountability is minimized.
This fine specimen of a Karen here demonstrates
her characteristic "smugging" behavior.

A dangerous creature.

Posted by: zombie Marlin Perkins at October 21, 2025 04:16 PM (UjdFS)

29 Well, we certainly were warned and protected by the FDA from the COVID Vaxx, right?....right?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2025 04:16 PM (ynpvh)

30 Every one of these scumbags should get the wall but, we are a weak nation. I don't see that changing in the near future.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 21, 2025 04:16 PM (abIsI)

31 In order for the science to work you have to believe.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:16 PM (+U7B7)

32 Tylenol Jones
I got a Tylenol Jones
I got a Tylenol Jones
Oh baby ooo-weee-ooo.

Posted by: zombie at October 21, 2025 04:17 PM (oraVG)

33 Yeah, that's going to be a problem. It's gonna be a problem for them. This a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. It's an infringement on your constitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at October 21, 2025 04:17 PM (jc0TO)

34 19 I want more pregnant progs eating Tylenol for TikTok.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 21, 2025 04:14 PM (PGEno)

Possibly harming your baby to stick it to the man is an insane position to take.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2025 04:17 PM (vZUXb)

35 I think this is the "crimes against children will unite all humanity". Not nameless children in Haiti or Epstein Island or 'lost' during Joe Biden's massive sex trafficking operation, but YOUR children, the children that you trusted the experts with.

Fuckers.

Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2025 04:17 PM (+r3CQ)

36 28 The Karen in her natural habitat, a sprawling bureacracy
where power is maximized and accountability is minimized.
This fine specimen of a Karen here demonstrates
her characteristic "smugging" behavior.

A dangerous creature.

Posted by: zombie Marlin Perkins at October 21, 2025 04:16 PM (UjdFS)

Did we every determine what the proper term for a grouping of Karens is? Was it a scold of Karens?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2025 04:17 PM (ynpvh)

37 Other details have been largely redacted in the documents obtained by the DCNF

WTH? What are they hiding even now?!
Posted by: RandomDave

Probably Fauci on record saying, "LIE!"

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 21, 2025 04:17 PM (1a9a5)

38 I don't get it. The FDA gets its rocks off by banning things, doesn't it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Unless a company is open to offering FDA employees a very lucrative job once they leave the agency, in which case said company gets a free ride.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 21, 2025 04:17 PM (0U5gm)

39 If Trump said it is dangerous to put your head in a plastic bag there would be a lot of dead liberals.

Irrespective of this autism concern it is a well established fact large doses of Tylenol are bad for your liver and yet a bunch of lefties went to TikTok to down a ton of Tylenol to spite OrangeManBad...

Posted by: The left at October 21, 2025 04:17 PM (sKqQm)

40 Makes you wonder how much more they have been hiding for all these years.

We're getting health advice from people who think the world is overpopulated, amirite?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 21, 2025 04:18 PM (kHop/)

41 It's an infringement on your constitutional rights.

Which one?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 21, 2025 04:18 PM (ExV1e)

42 By this time the scientists had reviewed 21 studies, three-fourths of which indicated a risk of Tylenol in pregnancy, the slides show.
-------

And yet they took no action. There are only two plausible explanations--they were on the take, or they owned stock in the very industry they were over-seeing.

Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2025 04:18 PM (TN0g+)

43 While Jim wrestles the angry Karen, I head back to the camp for some much needed Scotch.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at October 21, 2025 04:18 PM (jc0TO)

44 I tossed my Sam's Club sized Tylenol bottle.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:18 PM (+U7B7)

45 Was it a scold of Karens?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

That's the one I remember.

Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 04:18 PM (77rzZ)

46 31 In order for the science to work you have to believe.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:16 PM (+U7B7)

Faith-based science...and here I thought it was money-based science...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2025 04:18 PM (ynpvh)

47 Her face screams for a Louisville Slugger.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at October 21, 2025 04:19 PM (P7vXf)

48 I wonder if you can pinpoint the period of time when medical researchers moved away from the "search for a cure" and into the more lucrative "search for medical maintenance."

The whole system currently in place is not interested in finding a cure to anything. They are more interested in creating techniques, prescriptions, and treatments that lessen the symptoms, but don't isolate the cause or pursue the cure.

Perhaps that's why Cancer and various other diseases have confounded humanity for centuries, but can go from manned flight to landing on the moon in 66 years.

Posted by: Orson at October 21, 2025 04:19 PM (dIske)

49 Try to find out about Mr and his business.

I'll wait.

Posted by: man at October 21, 2025 04:19 PM (tubbA)

50 I took a LOT of Tylenol when I was pregnant with both my boys.

They are both fine.
Not saying there’s not a connection, but, taking Tylenol during pregnancy certainly doesn’t CAUSE autism. I think the chemicals in our food and water and air all play a bigger part.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 21, 2025 04:19 PM (sPVU9)

51 43 While Jim wrestles the angry Karen, I head back to the camp for some much needed Scotch.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at October 21, 2025 04:18 PM (jc0TO)

Is angry Karen redundant?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2025 04:19 PM (ynpvh)

52 That's...actually pretty darn accurate of a description.

*************

The only thing that was missing form this description was being a Subaru owner

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Patiently Awaiting My Pre-Ordered AI Powered Fembot at October 21, 2025 04:20 PM (HYKHz)

53 Advil >> Tylenol

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 21, 2025 04:20 PM (abIsI)

54 Is angry Karen redundant?

That's not funny.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2025 04:20 PM (Riz8t)

55 Subarus have all wheel drive.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:20 PM (+U7B7)

56 Glad never took pain medication very often

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2025 04:20 PM (+qU29)

57 53 Advil >> Tylenol

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 21, 2025 04:20 PM (abIsI)

Only if you don't have kidney problems...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2025 04:21 PM (ynpvh)

58 Aspirin FTW.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 21, 2025 04:21 PM (jc0TO)

59 Jim (in Kalifornia), how are you?

Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 04:21 PM (77rzZ)

60 I wonder if you can pinpoint the period of time when medical researchers moved away from the "search for a cure" and into the more lucrative "search for medical maintenance."

Posted by: Orson

I'm going to go with the same period of time when software companies stopped selling products and started selling subscriptions.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 21, 2025 04:21 PM (0U5gm)

61 Morphine >> Advil >> Tylenol

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 21, 2025 04:21 PM (abIsI)

62 The Karen in her natural habitat, a sprawling bureacracy where power is maximized and accountability is minimized. This fine specimen of a Karen here demonstrates her characteristic "smugging" behavior

I put that into a David Attenborough voice generator. It tripped over "smugging".

Posted by: far cry at October 21, 2025 04:21 PM (RIfpe)

63 Thanks to the left, I'm learning far more about White House renovations than I ever knew. I am sort of surprised at how many renovations have taken place over the years on the East wing.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 21, 2025 04:21 PM (sX1BW)

64 Those little flaviored chewable aspirins are much more fun.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:21 PM (+U7B7)

65 Regulatory capture needs to be outlawed but I don't know how and the way they'd write the laws they'd still be able to use the revolving door between the regulators and the regulated.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2025 04:22 PM (vZUXb)

66 Perhaps that's why Cancer and various other diseases have confounded humanity for centuries, but can go from manned flight to landing on the moon in 66 years.

25 years ago everyone thought the cure to cancer in general was coming soon.

What we found those was cancer is more complicated then we had originally thought. And with many cancers there has been significant progress over the last couple of decades. But some cancers have proven harder to resolve then others.

And as a digression of course we found a great way to increase cancer's mortality rates with the clot shot...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2025 04:22 PM (sKqQm)

67 59 Jim (in Kalifornia), how are you?

Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 04:21 PM (77rzZ)

Waiting for the doc to call back so I can have an appointment to reconnect. You?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2025 04:22 PM (ynpvh)

68 They're killing the kiddies,
they're addling the tots.

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2025 04:22 PM (LHPAg)

69 Irrespective of this autism concern it is a well established fact large doses of Tylenol are bad for your liver and yet a bunch of lefties went to TikTok to down a ton of Tylenol to spite OrangeManBad...

The Natural Selection process at work.

AKA The Darwin Awards.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 21, 2025 04:22 PM (bZ5+b)

70 "I regarded the sight with horror. Not even the destructive nature of a hurricane could compare with the murderous intent I saw as I watched that vision of depravity and evil. A woman, pregnant and nearly bursting with a new life, smashing up Tylenol pills and snorting them while raising a middle finger in a vulgar protest against the picture of the man she hates more than she loves life itself. Donald Trump, a carnival barker who became the most powerful man in the world but who has never known this woman, whose name I never learned but will call Becky, rests placidly but confidently in his official portrait that Becky has taped haphazardly against her wall. She looks at him with hatred, a hatred that she has turned inward as a way to harm her own unborn child begging for his first sight of the new world that awaits him, and he looks back with a smile, a happy look of paternal contentment. The contrast is striking. I feel sick."
-Werner Herzog

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 21, 2025 04:22 PM (GBKbO)

71 61 Morphine >> Advil >> Tylenol

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 21, 2025 04:21 PM (abIsI)

Cocaine > Meth > Morphine > Advil > Tylenol

Posted by: Hunter at October 21, 2025 04:22 PM (ynpvh)

72 51 43 While Jim wrestles the angry Karen, I head back to the camp for some much needed Scotch.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at October 21, 2025 04:18 PM (jc0TO)

_______________________

Ok, that made me laugh. I used to watch Wild Kingdom for that very reason. Jim would be fighting it out with and Anaconda (and perceivably losing) while Marlin is casually taking it all in and calmly describing the fight. My Bro and I wouldn't miss the show just to see what hijinks Jim had to deal with each week. It was a classic.

Posted by: Orson at October 21, 2025 04:23 PM (dIske)

73 FDA lied and kids died.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:23 PM (+U7B7)

74 NSAIDs have there own health issues

In fact almost every medicine has a side effect.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2025 04:23 PM (sKqQm)

75 Waiting for the doc to call back so I can have an appointment to reconnect. You?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

OK. My job application with the Postal Service has hit a snag, but I am trying to resolve the issue.

Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 04:23 PM (77rzZ)

76
Cocaine > Meth > Morphine > Advil > Tylenol
Posted by: Hunter

JFK cocktail?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 21, 2025 04:24 PM (abIsI)

77 22
I don't get it. The FDA gets its rocks off by banning things, doesn't it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2025 04:15 PM (ldc7S)

We need to take a long hard look at her stock portfolio over the years... when and whut she bought and sold.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2025 04:24 PM (mP0Kj)

78 Bourbon >>> Morphine >> Advil >> Tylenol

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 21, 2025 04:24 PM (wtvvX)

79 The US Food And Drug Administration Regulates Drugs, Medical Devices, Radiation-Emitting Products, Vaccines, Blood, and Biologics, Animal and Veterinary Cosmetics and Tobacco Products.

These hard working federal employees keep us safe!

A round of applause please!

Posted by: Bob And Shirley Chipeska, federal employees at October 21, 2025 04:24 PM (R/m4+)

80 I didn't like Cocaine much.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:24 PM (+U7B7)

81 Did we every determine what the proper term for a grouping of Karens is? Was it a scold of Karens?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Unless it's a group of queen-bee Karens like the picture above.

Then it's an "expertise" of Karens.

The quote marks are a part of the collective noun. You can't write it without them, and if you say it out loud, you have to make air-quotes with your fingers.

Posted by: mikeski at October 21, 2025 04:24 PM (nhCoE)

82 Possibly harming your baby to stick it to the man is an insane position to take.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2025 04:17 PM (vZUXb)

Of course the unborn child of a Leftard is almost certainly pre-doomed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2025 04:24 PM (8zz6B)

83 While Jim wrestles the angry Karen, I head back to the camp for some much needed Scotch.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at October 21, 2025 04:18 PM (jc0TO)

Is angry Karen redundant?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Happy Karens are extremely rare in the wild, but should still be approached with caution.

Posted by: zombie Marlin Perkins at October 21, 2025 04:24 PM (UjdFS)

84 took a LOT of Tylenol when I was pregnant with both my boys.

They are both fine.
Not saying there’s not a connection, but, taking Tylenol during pregnancy certainly doesn’t CAUSE autism. I think the chemicals in our food and water and air all play a bigger part.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 21, 2025 04:19 PM (sPVU9)

Lots of people smoke and never get lung cancer.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 21, 2025 04:25 PM (PGEno)

85 Morphine >> Advil >> Tylenol
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Dilaudid >> Morphine >> Advil >> Tylenol

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 21, 2025 04:25 PM (1a9a5)

86 (1950s-style drug-dealer opens his trenchcoat to reveal an array of wares on sale inside) :

"Downers? Uppers? Pink Ladies? Mary Jane? And I got the hard stuff too: Thalidomide, Tylenol, and rhinoceros tranquilizer carfentanyl. Take your pick."

Posted by: zombie at October 21, 2025 04:25 PM (oraVG)

87 In fact almost every medicine has a side effect.

Posted by: 18-1

Even a hot iron?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 21, 2025 04:25 PM (0U5gm)

88 73 FDA lied and kids died.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:23 PM (+U7B7)

Yeah... people always want to think our Government would NEVAH put us in danger...

Yet... this is the same government that took active duty soldiers, put them in foxholes, just a couple mile from A Bomb tests.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2025 04:26 PM (mP0Kj)

89 The way they are going after vapes, they must be manna from heaven.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:26 PM (+U7B7)

90 The problem with government regulation of healthcare is the problem of government overall. It is way to big to be responsive.

You can pass more laws to limit the revolving door between say the CDC/NIH and pharma companies but with enough money at stake people will always find a way around them.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2025 04:26 PM (sKqQm)

91 Didn't some news bint try to make the case RFK Jr didn't belong at HHS because he's not "qualified" only to have RFK's wife shut the woman down with a line about previous HHS secretaries?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 21, 2025 04:26 PM (tT6L1)

92 Morphine is awful stuff. I felt horrible on the occasions that I was gorked with it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2025 04:26 PM (yy9ow)

93
Even a hot iron?

MEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Some Cow getting branched at October 21, 2025 04:27 PM (sKqQm)

94 We're getting health advice from people who think the world is overpopulated, amirite?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 21, 2025 04:18 PM (kHop/)
-------------

The "experts" also preferred malaria to DDT.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 21, 2025 04:27 PM (tT6L1)

95 84 took a LOT of Tylenol when I was pregnant with both my boys.

They are both fine.
Not saying there’s not a connection, but, taking Tylenol during pregnancy certainly doesn’t CAUSE autism. I think the chemicals in our food and water and air all play a bigger part.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 21, 2025 04:19 PM (sPVU9)

Lots of people smoke and never get lung cancer.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 21, 2025 04:25 PM (PGEno)

And I knew a woman who NEVER smoked (neither did her husband, a minister) who died of lung cancer...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2025 04:27 PM (ynpvh)

96 Punch from Teofilo Stevenson > Azerbainjani arthouse film> Advil > Tylenol.

Posted by: zombie at October 21, 2025 04:27 PM (oraVG)

97 They're killing the kiddies,
they're addling the tots.
Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2025 04:22 PM (LHPAg)

And eating the dogs and cats .

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 21, 2025 04:27 PM (PGEno)

98 I couldn't even watch Andy Griffith on post surgical pain meds. Not fun.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:28 PM (+U7B7)

99 >>While Jim wrestles the angry Karen, I head back to the camp for some much needed Scotch.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at October 21, 2025 04:18 PM (jc0TO)

Is angry Karen redundant?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Happy Karens are extremely rare in the wild, but should still be approached with caution.
Posted by: zombie Marlin Perkins

Should have put out some angry Karen snare traps around camp. Just to be sure.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 21, 2025 04:28 PM (abIsI)

100 I've had some oxy- drug after a surgery and I really appreciated it and had absolutely no desire to take it for more than a week. Might have been oxycodone.

Anyway, other than surgery, my experience has been if I needed a powerful pain reliever, I was told to use OTC even though it was inadequate, but several times I've been urged to take long-term prescription pain relievers for a health condition that only causes a low level of pain that I just ignore. It's backwards.

Posted by: Emmie at October 21, 2025 04:28 PM (FMtrg)

101 Morphine is awful stuff. I felt horrible on the occasions that I was gorked with it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

When my gall bladder went hot, it laughed at morphine. Twice.

It wasn't until they hit me with dilaudid that I started to chill out.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 21, 2025 04:28 PM (1a9a5)

102 93
Even a hot iron?

MEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Some Cow getting branched at October 21, 2025 04:27 PM (sKqQm)

Did it identify as a cat?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2025 04:28 PM (ynpvh)

103 Morphine was an interesting band. To this day I don't know how to describe them other than "interesting". I doubt I could sit through an entire show of their's (were they still in existence). But they were "interesting" in small doses.

Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2025 04:29 PM (TN0g+)

104 Apparently, that real talk Redditor running for senate in Maine has...

a Nazi tattoo on his chest.

A Totenkopf tattoo.

I'm really looking forward to the left explaining why it's fine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 21, 2025 04:29 PM (GBKbO)

105 Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2025 04:22 PM (sKqQm)

_______________________________

I can't help thinking that when the cure does actually arrive, it will be different from what everyone thinks. Personally, I think medicine is going to start moving towards "sound based" treatment. Focusing resonant tones to destroy targeted cells. IOW, instead of the non-discriminate radiation treatment or chemotherapy, the focus will be on a more precise eradication using atomic weight calibration to focus target on specific damaging cells.

(Disclaimer: Third cup of coffee

)

Posted by: Orson at October 21, 2025 04:29 PM (dIske)

106 Even a hot iron?

MEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Some Cow getting branched

One of the best Far Side cartoons was a cow looking at the branding iron that said:

This Here Cow Belongs to Earl James Cunningham III

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 21, 2025 04:29 PM (0U5gm)

107 101 Morphine is awful stuff. I felt horrible on the occasions that I was gorked with it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

When my gall bladder went hot, it laughed at morphine. Twice.

It wasn't until they hit me with dilaudid that I started to chill out.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 21, 2025 04:28 PM (1a9a5)

Had morphine for the first time last year...I didn't like the way it made my mind feel, but it reduced the pain.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2025 04:30 PM (ynpvh)

108 I'm really looking forward to the left explaining why it's fine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 21, 2025 04:29 PM (GBKbO)

It’s an ancient Hindu symbol of peace you H8er.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 21, 2025 04:30 PM (PGEno)

109 Tylenol itself tells women to consult with their DR before taking it if pregnant.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2025 04:12 PM (sKqQm)

I think wvery drug in existence does that.

I never see advertisements for aspirin, do I?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 21, 2025 04:30 PM (zZu0s)

110 A woman, pregnant and nearly bursting with a new life, smashing up Tylenol pills and snorting them while raising a middle finger in a vulgar protest against the picture of the man she hates more than she loves life itself.

A man who had never done her harm... who only wished her well. A man she hated because others told her to hate - and she listened. Others who wanted to rule over her and promised that they would harm others in her name. She is foolish, yes, but evil also.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 21, 2025 04:30 PM (ExV1e)

111 When my gall bladder went hot, it laughed at morphine. Twice.

It wasn't until they hit me with dilaudid that I started to chill out.
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 21, 2025 04:28 PM (1a9a5)
---------
When I had my sciatic pain and took oxy, I may as well have been eating chalk.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2025 04:30 PM (yy9ow)

112 IMO anything can effect some but it won't be everyone.
Drugs alcohol, nicotine most anything, even food.
Someone will get cancer from something but another with exact exposure won't.
It's all a throw of dice

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2025 04:30 PM (+qU29)

113 We represent the Totenkoph Guild.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:30 PM (+U7B7)

114 I didn't like Cocaine much.
--------

Yeah, but his version of I Shot The Sheriff was better than Marley's.

Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2025 04:30 PM (TN0g+)

115 Morphine is awful stuff. I felt horrible on the occasions that I was gorked with it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
.....

I was given Demerol when I dislocated my shoulder, it was good.
I was given liquid Valium in Indonesia, I thought I was gonna die.

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2025 04:31 PM (UjdFS)

116 My job application with the Postal Service has hit a snag, but I am trying to resolve the issue.
Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 04:23 PM (77rzZ)

Lost in the mail?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 21, 2025 04:31 PM (ExV1e)

117 2 things:

1. Looking at Woodcock, I don't think that she Woodcock at all.

2. Mosholder sounds like the pit at the next Anthrax concert.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at October 21, 2025 04:31 PM (BGygK)

118 OxyContin

Wish I could get some, but thankful for Norco. Arthritis is a bitch.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 21, 2025 04:31 PM (AGxUO)

119 104 Apparently, that real talk Redditor running for senate in Maine has...

a Nazi tattoo on his chest.

A Totenkopf tattoo.

I'm really looking forward to the left explaining why it's fine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 21, 2025 04:29 PM (GBKbO)

https://youtu.be/gaXigSu72A4

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2025 04:32 PM (ynpvh)

120 My job application with the Postal Service has hit a snag, but I am trying to resolve the issue.
Posted by: Bulg at October 21

See if Newman can help.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 21, 2025 04:32 PM (PGEno)

121 When I had my sciatic pain and took oxy, I may as well have been eating chalk.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Ouch.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 21, 2025 04:32 PM (1a9a5)

122 In fact, Carfax ranks the Ford F-150 number one as the car most likely to have its catalytic converter stolen nationwide. Criminals target this model because it sits high off the ground, making it easy for them to crawl under quickly.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 21, 2025 04:32 PM (jFCkp)

123 It wasn't until they hit me with dilaudid that I started to chill out.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 21, 2025 04:28 PM (1a9a5)

Dilaudid is the only drug I have ever tried with a kidney stone and not felt 'anything'- from the kidney stone, at least. I did feel a bit nauseated, but I was happy about it.

Considering my pain had been about a 9 or 9.5 30 seconds before, it was pretty amazing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 21, 2025 04:33 PM (zZu0s)

124 Did we every determine what the proper term for a grouping of Karens is? Was it a scold of Karens?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
---

A murder of Karens?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 21, 2025 04:33 PM (22p5n)

125 I try to avoid tylenol, but it's the only thing I can take for pain since I am on blood thinners...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2025 04:33 PM (VE6XX)

126 So many memos
So many degrees
So many titles
So many teams, divisions , bureaus

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2025 04:33 PM (w9ItN)

127 124 Did we every determine what the proper term for a grouping of Karens is? Was it a scold of Karens?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
---

A murder of Karens?
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 21, 2025 04:33 PM (22p5n)

A Scold of Karens

Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2025 04:33 PM (VE6XX)

128 A cvnt of Karens.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 21, 2025 04:33 PM (PGEno)

129 My theory on "why do some people get cancer from something and not others" is that your immune system is regularly killing cancerous/precancerous cells.

The problem is if there are too many to deal with and/or your immune system is facing other stresses.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2025 04:33 PM (sKqQm)

130 OK. My job application with the Postal Service has hit a snag, but I am trying to resolve the issue.
Posted by: Bulg

Your clean record has probably thrown them for a loop.

Posted by: Hmmmm, Never Had One Of These Before... at October 21, 2025 04:34 PM (oftw2)

131 They're killing the kiddies,
they're addling the tots.
Posted by: Eromero

And eating the dogs and cats .
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

QUACK

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at October 21, 2025 04:34 PM (UjdFS)

132 "smugging"
...............................
I see this look a lot in Babylon DC.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 21, 2025 04:34 PM (sAmhv)

133 Did we every determine what the proper term for a grouping of Karens is? Was it a scold of Karens?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
---

A murder of Karens?

A banshee.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2025 04:34 PM (Riz8t)

134
A murder of Karens?
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 21, 2025 04:33 PM (22p5n)

A Scold of Karens
Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2025 04:33 PM (VE6XX)
--------------

I'm going with SMH here because Karen's have evolved.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 21, 2025 04:34 PM (tT6L1)

135 When my pappaw got morphine for heart surgery, he had an odd reaction to it. I was maybe 30 at the time and he whispered in the hospital that we should cut class and go down to the creek and skip rocks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 21, 2025 04:34 PM (zZu0s)

136 115 Morphine is awful stuff. I felt horrible on the occasions that I was gorked with it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
-----------------
I loved morphine. I can see why heroine addicts become addicted. That shit is umm, umm good.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 21, 2025 04:34 PM (jFCkp)

137 Dilaudid. Hospital didn't allow but for a few days but excellent pain relief after helacious surgery.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 21, 2025 04:34 PM (AGxUO)

138 1. It's terrible they suppressed this info on Tylenol

2. There are some benefits to autism, they can be math savants, for example.

3. The conservative case for causing autism in babies.

David French

Posted by: illiniwek at October 21, 2025 04:34 PM (vbXSk)

139 And yet, if I were to beat the dog crap out of any of these people for withholding this information from the public, I'd be the bad guy. Strange world we live in.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at October 21, 2025 04:34 PM (Da7Vv)

140 OK. My job application with the Postal Service has hit a snag, but I am trying to resolve the issue.
Posted by: Bulg
-------------

Not enough guns in the house?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 21, 2025 04:35 PM (tT6L1)

141 I tried to get weaker pain killers after surgery so I could do more than drool while awake after surgery. They relented eventually.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:35 PM (+U7B7)

142 We are talking at least seven years of preventable disabilities sacrificed for what?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2025 04:35 PM (v7zmp)

143 A coven of Karen's

(Probably already mentioned)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 21, 2025 04:35 PM (sAmhv)

144 138 1. It's terrible they suppressed this info on Tylenol

2. There are some benefits to autism, they can be math savants, for example.

3. The conservative case for causing autism in babies.

David French
Posted by: illiniwek at October 21, 2025 04:34 PM (vbXSk)

=====

"That Donald Trump is overriding the loyal opposition who opposed this release shows that he's a tyrant overriding all of our norms in a way that Jesus himself would not understand."
-David French

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 21, 2025 04:35 PM (GBKbO)

145 In fact, Carfax ranks the Ford F-150 number one as the car most likely to have its catalytic converter stolen nationwide. Criminals target this model because it sits high off the ground, making it easy for them to crawl under quickly.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 21, 2025 04:32 PM (jFCkp)

Bait trucks. F150's with catalytic converters loaded with a dollop of Cobalt-60. Not enough to harm casual passers-by, but enough to start the rad alarm screaming if the thief takes them in to a scrapyard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2025 04:35 PM (8zz6B)

146 Gall bladder pain is weird. It was a band just below the moobs that felt like I was being squeezed to death. I knew it wasn't a heart attack, because the pain never subsided.

Went to the hospital around 11 at night and it wasn't until around 4 when they gave me the dilaudid that I was able to sleep.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 21, 2025 04:36 PM (1a9a5)

147 130 OK. My job application with the Postal Service has hit a snag, but I am trying to resolve the issue.
Posted by: Bulg

Your clean record has probably thrown them for a loop.
Posted by: Hmmmm, Never Had One Of These Before... at October 21, 2025 04:34 PM (oftw2)
___________________________________

Well, if my locale is any indication, a foreign accent might help.

Posted by: Orson at October 21, 2025 04:36 PM (dIske)

148 >>OK. My job application with the Postal Service has hit a snag

IQ too high? No criminal or mental health records?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 21, 2025 04:36 PM (abIsI)

149 A kvetch of Karens

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2025 04:36 PM (v7zmp)

150 Something I never understood was why the medical profession seemed to push Tylenol/acetaminophen to the exclusion of all else. I get *some* people get gastric issues with aspirin, but why not suggest ibuprofen as an option? No it was always acetaminophen and only when I pushed back and asked did they say other NSAIDs would also work.

I've also had a bad reaction to Tylenol 3 if I dare take more than one pill. Projectile vomiting bad reaction. I don't think we should be so tolerant of a drug with such a low LD50, but that's just me ...

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at October 21, 2025 04:36 PM (DUzWf)

151 My job application with the Postal Service has hit a snag, but I am trying to resolve the issue.
Posted by: Bulg

Pro tip: Going postal is not seen as a positive attribute by the postal service.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 21, 2025 04:36 PM (0U5gm)

152 I remember the Karen thing thread.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:37 PM (+U7B7)

153 Shoulda been passing out armloads of this at the NoKings things, saying if you really hate Trump, take a couple handfuls.

Posted by: M. Gaga at October 21, 2025 04:37 PM (zeLd4)

154 But all the Best People assured me that since RFK, Jr is against Tylenol preggers women should gobble it like peanuts!!!

Posted by: Martin Tell at October 21, 2025 04:37 PM (4K54T)

155 My job application with the Postal Service has hit a snag, but I am trying to resolve the issue.

While pants are NOT required for the job, the other option is shorts.

Just so you know.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2025 04:37 PM (sKqQm)

156 Are white men allowed to be hired by usps? I assumed that was an automatic disqualification . Or an IQ above 90. Or possession of any work ethic.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 21, 2025 04:37 PM (PGEno)

157 If a person didn't know better, they'd start to think that the "experts" inhabiting basically every facet of our government have been absolutely and completely wrong about pretty much every issue they've studied for the last 60 or so years.

Drugs
Monetary policy
Foreign policy
Constitutional law
Homeland security/public safety/crime
...the list goes on.

Posted by: ballistic at October 21, 2025 04:38 PM (5aZAZ)

158 Everybody enjoying the James Brown of non kings?

Posted by: dreamingrobot at October 21, 2025 04:38 PM (EyfuW)

159 >>
Bait trucks. F150's with catalytic converters loaded with ~~a dollop of Cobalt-60~~ C4.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 21, 2025 04:38 PM (abIsI)

160 OK. My job application with the Postal Service has hit a snag, but I am trying to resolve the issue.
Posted by: Bulg

You mailed it in didn't you?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2025 04:38 PM (2WIwB)

161 153 Shoulda been passing out armloads of this at the NoKings things, saying if you really hate Trump, take a couple handfuls.

Posted by: M. Gaga at October 21, 2025 04:37 PM (zeLd4)

If you gave them bottles of aspirin they'd probably shove it up their asses...I mean, it sounds like "Ass-Peer'in"....

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2025 04:38 PM (ynpvh)

162 Another point here with Tylenol - the government already recommends pregnant women not consume lunch meat even though the actual risk is very, very low.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2025 04:38 PM (sKqQm)

163 Bait trucks. F150's with catalytic converters loaded with a dollop of Cobalt-60. Not enough to harm casual passers-by, but enough to start the rad alarm screaming if the thief takes them in to a scrapyard.
------------------
This is how they screen scrap metal from Ukraine. Seems Chernobyl mining is a thing.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 21, 2025 04:38 PM (jFCkp)

164 A coven of Karen's

(Probably already mentioned)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come
.....

From the looks of that pic above, I'd have to go with herd.

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2025 04:38 PM (UjdFS)

165 Hey Blake!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 21, 2025 04:38 PM (22p5n)

166 145 In fact, Carfax ranks the Ford F-150 number one as the car most likely to have its catalytic converter stolen nationwide. Criminals target this model because it sits high off the ground, making it easy for them to crawl under quickly.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 21, 2025 04:32 PM (jFCkp)

Bait trucks. F150's with catalytic converters loaded with a dollop of Cobalt-60. Not enough to harm casual passers-by, but enough to start the rad alarm screaming if the thief takes them in to a scrapyard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2025 04:35 PM (8zz6B)

Cobalt-salted Catalytic Converters...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2025 04:39 PM (ynpvh)

167 Dilaudid is the only drug I have ever tried with a kidney stone and not felt 'anything'- from the kidney stone, at least. I did feel a bit nauseated, but I was happy about it.

Considering my pain had been about a 9 or 9.5 30 seconds before, it was pretty amazing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

It scares the nurses when they hit you with morphine and you just look at them. Scares them even more when they hit you a second time and nothing changes.

Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 21, 2025 04:39 PM (1a9a5)

168 There are some benefits to autism, they can be math savants, for example.
=====
Boy F. makes perfect coffee every time.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2025 04:39 PM (w9ItN)

169 Tell them you are a native American. You were born here?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:39 PM (+U7B7)

170 Hey right back atcha, SMH!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 21, 2025 04:39 PM (tT6L1)

171 I’ve always despised Tylenol, never did anything for me. Only take aspirin for headaches, fever, ibuprofen for muscle/joint pain.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2025 04:39 PM (WtEb/)

172 Bait trucks. F150's with catalytic converters loaded with ~~a dollop of Cobalt-60~~ C4.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 21, 2025 04:38 PM (abIsI)
--------------
AKA the MI-6 anti-theft device.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2025 04:40 PM (yy9ow)

173 Didn’t some California Dem blame Toyota for the thefts of catalytic converters in Prius? Cuz Toyota made it too easy to steal. Yeah blame Toyota not the feral yuuuuthhhes who do the stealing.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 21, 2025 04:40 PM (PGEno)

174 Woodcock.. great name.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2025 04:14 PM

*Fist Bump*

YouTube: https://bit.ly/48GVznL

Posted by: Jasper Woodcock at October 21, 2025 04:40 PM (P5BPp)

175 Bait trucks. F150's with catalytic converters loaded with a dollop of Cobalt-60 C4.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 21, 2025 04:38 PM (abIsI)

That would work, too. And would really cut down on recidivism.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2025 04:40 PM (8zz6B)

176 173 Didn’t some California Dem blame Toyota for the thefts of catalytic converters in Prius? Cuz Toyota made it too easy to steal. Yeah blame Toyota not the feral yuuuuthhhes who do the stealing.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 21, 2025 04:40 PM (PGEno)

It's the guns, not the people misusing them, right?
Just like it's the cars that let bank robbers get away...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2025 04:41 PM (ynpvh)

177 Just put a Sudoku lock on them.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:41 PM (+U7B7)

178 It's the guns, not the people misusing them, right?
Just like it's the cars that let bank robbers get away...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2025 04:41 PM (ynpvh)

I want to lose some weight but that fucking fork won’t let me.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 21, 2025 04:42 PM (PGEno)

179 She's almost as scary as that former NZ prime minister Jacinda "We will continue to be your single source of information" Ardern.

Almost as scary.

Posted by: Rex B at October 21, 2025 04:42 PM (1Bcgn)

180 91 Didn't some news bint try to make the case RFK Jr didn't belong at HHS because he's not "qualified" only to have RFK's wife shut the woman down with a line about previous HHS secretaries?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 21, 2025 04:26 PM (tT6L1)

wait wait wait

so RFKJ actually looked at the existing FDA files and came up with his conclusion, rather than put on a tinfoil hat and wait for the knowledge waves to hit his brain stem?

Not just one news bint, but all of them tried to discredit RFKJ.

Posted by: Darrell Harris - Je Suis Charlie at October 21, 2025 04:42 PM (0CU3H)

181 Graham Platner, who is seeking the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate in Maine, took the unusual step of disclosing that he has a tattoo that has been linked to Nazis.
“We got very inebriated, and we did what Marines on liberty do, and we decided to go get a tattoo,” Platner said. “We chose a terrifying looking skull and crossbones off the wall because we were Marines and, you know, skulls and crossbones are pretty standard military thing.”

-
Ahh, the I was drunk defense.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 21, 2025 04:43 PM (L/fGl)

182 The first thing that pops into my head when I look at the photo of that Woodcock woman is "Hillary voter".

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2025 04:43 PM (0Htd1)

183 Left: trust the science

RFK: ok here’s the science

Left: fuck you and your science, Nazi!!

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 21, 2025 04:43 PM (PGEno)

184 181 Graham Platner, who is seeking the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate in Maine, took the unusual step of disclosing that he has a tattoo that has been linked to Nazis.
“We got very inebriated, and we did what Marines on liberty do, and we decided to go get a tattoo,” Platner said. “We chose a terrifying looking skull and crossbones off the wall because we were Marines and, you know, skulls and crossbones are pretty standard military thing.”

-
Ahh, the I was drunk defense.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 21, 2025 04:43 PM (L/fGl)

======

"And I never bothered to pay to cover it up. Also, no one in my unit will agree with my story because I'm an asshole."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 21, 2025 04:44 PM (GBKbO)

185 151 My job application with the Postal Service has hit a snag, but I am trying to resolve the issue.
Posted by: Bulg

I warned you not to eat powdered donuts during the job interview!

Posted by: Jerry Lewis, Hardly Working 1981 at October 21, 2025 04:44 PM (oftw2)

186 I don't get why they didn't warn about acetaminophen back in 2016 or so. Patent was expired so I don't see a big stake for big pharma. Tylenol was touted as safe safe safe and not "probably safe and safer than risks from fever and the other nsaids that fight fever if you are pregnant or nursing".

So I'd expect lots of mothers to be took tylenol or the generic counterparts for backaches and so on rather than knowing they should only take it in case of having a fever. But never been pregnant, so I don't know if OB's told pregnant women that they should minimize all nsaid usage, unless they got sick and were running a fever.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 21, 2025 04:44 PM (kdHU2)

187 The Weasel has landed.

Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2025 04:44 PM (HEStL)

188 I know the FDA didn't make the stuff (Tylenol), but I do recall a lot of hullabaloo about cigarette manufacturers hiding evidence of serious adverse health effects, as well as addiction components added to tobacco to make the product more addictive. They were skinned alive over it. The FDA basically hides the evidence from the public with no repercussions. And they're the ones that are supposed to be protecting the public? It is to laugh.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 21, 2025 04:44 PM (qBdHI)

189 The Weasel has landed.
Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2025 04:44 PM (HEStL)
---------------

You made it home safely?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 21, 2025 04:44 PM (tT6L1)

190 -
Ahh, the I was drunk defense.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 21, 2025 04:43 PM (L/fGl)

Isn't that the same excuse sailors use for what happens on ships?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2025 04:45 PM (ynpvh)

191 It's the guns, not the people misusing them, right?
Just like it's the cars that let bank robbers get away...
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Leftists are actively, openly, trying to take away both our guns and our cars, don't worry.

Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2025 04:45 PM (TN0g+)

192 80 I didn't like Cocaine much.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:24 PM (+U7B7)

but I bet it smelled pretty nice.

Posted by: Darrell Harris - Je Suis Charlie at October 21, 2025 04:45 PM (0CU3H)

193 Just put a Sudoku lock on them.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:41 PM (+U7B7)
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I'd never be able to get in, then.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2025 04:45 PM (yy9ow)

194 You made it home safely?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 21, 2025 04:44 PM (tT6L1)
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I did!

Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2025 04:45 PM (HEStL)

195 One of the best Far Side cartoons was a cow looking at the branding iron that said:

This Here Cow Belongs to Earl James Cunningham III

Old joke:

"So you're a cattle rancher?"
"Yup."
"What's your ranch?"
"The Flying-Q-Double-Bar-X-Lazy-8-Rocking-D-Swinging-L."
"How many head do you have?"
"Two."
"Why only two?"
"Not many of 'em survive the branding."

Posted by: Oddbob at October 21, 2025 04:45 PM (3nLb4)

196 The Karen in her natural habitat, a sprawling bureacracy
where power is maximized and accountability is minimized.
This fine specimen of a Karen here demonstrates
her characteristic "smugging" behavior.

Its ones like that that made muslims lose their shit 1300 years ago.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2025 04:45 PM (snZF9)

197 The people who make Tylenol have lots of money. I wonder if that was a factor.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:46 PM (+U7B7)

198 >> Woodcock and other FDA officials also nixed Mosholder's proposed public statement

You have to really marvel at the absolute lack of compassion in the FDA’s “debates”. It’s like watching a penis sipping contest between two people who have cherubism.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 21, 2025 04:46 PM (Htehk)

199 Ahh, the I was drunk defense.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 21, 2025 04:43 PM (L/fGl)

Well, if he finds the tattoo to be embarassing, he has two options. Get another tattoo artist to alter it into something not recognizable as an SS Totenkopf, or get skin grafts off his ass, and remove the tat altogether.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2025 04:46 PM (8zz6B)

200 It was the view that attacked RFJ's wife. Those bints are hardly 'news bints'

Posted by: PaleRider at October 21, 2025 04:46 PM (kdHU2)

201 Yay Weasel!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 21, 2025 04:47 PM (22p5n)

202 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2025 04:14 PM (snZF9)

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[WILLOWED:]

Its the same every year. I swore I would try to see every name tag this year. I see some posting here that said they were there and I still missed them. I need to sit on a bar stool and block the entrance with sign over me that says "Before you enter, show this idiot your name tag"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2025 04:09 PM (snZF9)

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+1

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 21, 2025 04:47 PM (2hxk1)

203 When Colbert tells you your out of touch . . .

Stephen Colbert worries that people might read Karine Jean-Pierre's book and become an independent, "Do you recommend everyone leave the party, and if so where do they go? Because organization is how you face tyranny. Freelancing isn’t going to get anybody anything done."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 21, 2025 04:47 PM (L/fGl)

204 It scares the nurses when they hit you with morphine and you just look at them. Scares them even more when they hit you a second time and nothing changes.
Posted by: rickb223 Acehole Extraordinaire at October 21, 2025 04:39 PM (1a9a5)

I am not ashamed to say, I think i passed out. That stone had been hitting for around 6 hours at that point. I remember telling her when she asked what my pain was like now 'uh... 0' and then Dad was in the room, sitting (he had had to drive me. No way was i paying g for an ambulance.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 21, 2025 04:47 PM (Mni9D)

205 The missing piece here is that Woodchuck and her ilk do not consider children, born or unborn, to be fully human, and therefore, a low priority. Especially when compared to big pharma backhanders.

Who is John Galt ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at October 21, 2025 04:48 PM (IESmr)

206 People seem a mite tetchy, so here's something to distract you.

Kohler Just Unveiled a Toilet Camera

Kohler, best known for its plumbing products including toilets and faucets, is entering the photography game with a camera that goes inside a toilet and analyzes photos of people’s stool.

https://is.gd/2C7MEo

Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2025 04:48 PM (Riz8t)

207 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 21, 2025 04:47 PM (22p5n)
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SMH!!! So nice to see you this weekend!

Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2025 04:48 PM (HEStL)

208 That or he had along fall

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2025 04:48 PM (+qU29)

209 Just a measurement of the insanity - they are spending years arguing over giving pregnant women a simple WARNING about a POSSIBLE adverse impact. You know, because maybe pregnant women might decide not to take Tylenol in certain situations.

Nobody is talking about banning it or making it prescription. JUST A WARNING. Hey, maybe don't take so much, or hey, maybe consult your doctor.

Think what kind of psychopath objects to a warning.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at October 21, 2025 04:48 PM (gDhA9)

210 Your clean record has probably thrown them for a loop.
Posted by: Hmmmm, Never Had One Of These Before...

I got an e-mail from them yesterday saying that they were no longer considering me for the position because I had not submitted my fingerprints within the designated time (72 hours after receiving the notification that my application had been accepted). However, I submitted my fingerprints the next day after I got the e-mail.

I reached out to some of the folks there that I had communicated with earlier, and explained that. Hopefully, someone will realize the mistake and reinstate me.

Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 04:49 PM (77rzZ)

211 Only a fascist would torture a government agency like this. LEAVE THE FDA ALOONNNE

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2025 04:49 PM (E0p3T)

212 Are white men allowed to be hired by usps? I assumed that was an automatic disqualification . Or an IQ above 90. Or possession of any work ethic.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 21, 2025 04:37 PM (PGEno)

Don't forget Heteros. Heteros are right out. So icky.

Posted by: Jill Bulldykall, USPS Load Master at October 21, 2025 04:49 PM (R/m4+)

213 I thought they had an AI that analysed all current Medical literature and studies.

It was shut down by noon.

Lol. PlutoTv. First Doctor Who. Barely 29. Sweet.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 21, 2025 04:50 PM (Sco7b)

214
Its the same every year. I swore I would try to see every name tag this year. I see some posting here that said they were there and I still missed them. I need to sit on a bar stool and block the entrance with sign over me that says "Before you enter, show this idiot your name tag"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2025 04:09 PM (snZF9)
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Right, like you'd remember us no matter how many times we introduced ourselves!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 21, 2025 04:50 PM (tT6L1)

215 It was good to see you again also, Weasel.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 21, 2025 04:50 PM (22p5n)

216 Why, the fuck, is a medical bureaucracy document redacted? It's not national security. It was paid for with our money. It should not be secret.

Well if its covering up malfeasance resulting in death and injury... Surely you understand their desire to hide things.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at October 21, 2025 04:50 PM (Da7Vv)

217 >>Ahh, the I was drunk defense.

Was he drunk when he praised antifa or just a scumbag?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2025 04:51 PM (viF8m)

218 “We got very inebriated, and we did what Marines on liberty do...
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Ahh, the I was drunk defense.

"See, a regular guy! You deplorable MAGAts have to vote for him now!"

Posted by: Oddbob at October 21, 2025 04:51 PM (3nLb4)

219 Just a reminder that today is the 220th anniversary of the Battle of Trafalgar.

DEATH TO THE FRENCH!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2025 04:51 PM (yy9ow)

220 Stephen Colbert worries that people might read Karine Jean-Pierre's book and become an independent, "Do you recommend everyone leave the party, and if so where do they go? Because organization is how you face tyranny.
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The thought of a grown adult imagining that he is facing "tyranny" while openly holding court for an hour on live television on one of the "Big 3" networks, and knowing that once the show is over he will collect this stuff and calmly drive home to his luxury residence...astounds me. I mean I *know* they're dumb, but I once imagined that even dumb had its limits.

Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2025 04:51 PM (TN0g+)

221 Paris Syndrome. The joys of "diversity is our strength".

City of love, no more...

Paris, France looking more like the slums of San Francisco or Los Angeles.

YouTube: https://bit.ly/47jeiDI

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 21, 2025 04:51 PM (P5BPp)

222
Was he drunk when he praised antifa or just a scumbag?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2025 04:51 PM (viF8m)
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Hmm, "and" or "yes" works in this case.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 21, 2025 04:51 PM (tT6L1)

223 “We got very inebriated, and we did what Marines on liberty do...
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You invaded a country? Or you did butt-stuff?

Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2025 04:52 PM (TN0g+)

224 USPS. Pushing the Envelope.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:52 PM (+U7B7)

225 Think what kind of psychopath objects to a warning.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at October 21, 2025 04:48 PM (gDhA9)
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The kind taking money from Big Pharma, obviously.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2025 04:52 PM (ZOv7s)

226 I honestly think this is disastrous feminist thinking.

Tylenol is the only drug currently safe for women to take during pregnancy. I think idiot feminists think it is some sort of patriarchal conspiracy to deny women this vital medicine. And what the fuck do these people care about a baby inside a woman? It has no rights in their mind - it is just a clump of tissue. The comfort of the mother is their primary focus.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at October 21, 2025 04:52 PM (gDhA9)

227 219 Just a reminder that today is the 220th anniversary of the Battle of Trafalgar.

DEATH TO THE FRENCH!!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2025 04:51 PM (yy9ow)

Sadly, that's half me.
But I agree!

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 21, 2025 04:53 PM (Sco7b)

228 The Marine guy had to get a tattoo. His buddies had eaten all the crayons.

Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 04:53 PM (77rzZ)

229 So why did Jordan pick today to refer John Brennan to the DOJ for lying to Congress? It's not like the news broke this morning, so why today?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2025 04:53 PM (viF8m)

230 These are the people who will stop you from doing anything "if it saves just one child".

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2025 04:53 PM (E0p3T)

231 Right, like you'd remember us no matter how many times we introduced ourselves!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 21, 2025 04:50 PM (tT6L1)

It would definitely help. Curiously, I never forget the ettes. Probably my mom's teaching who said it best "forget a woman's name and you die" lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2025 04:53 PM (snZF9)

232 220 Stephen Colbert worries that people might read Karine Jean-Pierre's book and become an independent, "Do you recommend everyone leave the party, and if so where do they go? Because organization is how you face tyranny.
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The thought of a grown adult imagining that he is facing "tyranny" while openly holding court for an hour on live television on one of the "Big 3" networks, and knowing that once the show is over he will collect this stuff and calmly drive home to his luxury residence...astounds me. I mean I *know* they're dumb, but I once imagined that even dumb had its limits.
Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2025 04:51 PM (TN0g+)
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He doesn't believe it. He's just a simplistic partisan making millions of dollars to scare dummies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 21, 2025 04:54 PM (GBKbO)

233 Huh. That is a very specific skull the guy got. You'd think he'd have realized it at some point. Being a deep thinker and we'll read and all.

*cough*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 21, 2025 04:54 PM (Mni9D)

234 Must be a lot of money in Tylenol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 21, 2025 04:54 PM (xcxpd)

235 Just a measurement of the insanity - they are spending years arguing over giving pregnant women a simple WARNING about a POSSIBLE adverse impact. You know, because maybe pregnant women might decide not to take Tylenol in certain situations.

Nobody is talking about banning it or making it prescription. JUST A WARNING. Hey, maybe don't take so much, or hey, maybe consult your doctor.

Think what kind of psychopath objects to a warning.
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I suggested earlier that there are only two explanations--they were on the take, or they were stock-holders in the very industry they were charged to regulate.

Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2025 04:54 PM (TN0g+)

236
It would definitely help. Curiously, I never forget the ettes. Probably my mom's teaching who said it best "forget a woman's name and you die" lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2025 04:53 PM (snZF9)
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No matter what, it was great to see you in such good health. Cheers!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 21, 2025 04:54 PM (tT6L1)

237 220 Stephen Colbert worries that people might read Karine Jean-Pierre's book and become an independent, "Do you recommend everyone leave the party, and if so where do they go? Because organization is how you face tyranny.

Don't think he has to worry much about many people reading that book

Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2025 04:55 PM (VE6XX)

238 He took it out.

Posted by: Janet Woodcock at October 21, 2025 04:55 PM (wVcYX)

239 DEATH TO THE FRENCH!!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2025 04:51 PM (yy9ow)

Sadly, that's half me.
But I agree!
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless

It bugs me how we have to call the language the Quebecers speak as "French Canadian" instead of normal English "Canadian French."

Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 04:55 PM (77rzZ)

240 Totenkopf is what Deaths Head?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:55 PM (+U7B7)

241 237 220 Stephen Colbert worries that people might read Karine Jean-Pierre's book and become an independent, "Do you recommend everyone leave the party, and if so where do they go? Because organization is how you face tyranny.

Don't think he has to worry much about many people reading that book
Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2025 04:55 PM (VE6XX)

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10,000 Democrats will buy it.

Out of that 10,000, 1,000 may skim it.

Can't lose that 1,000.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 21, 2025 04:55 PM (GBKbO)

242 The thought of a grown adult imagining that he is facing "tyranny" while openly holding court for an hour on live television on one of the "Big 3" networks, and knowing that once the show is over he will collect this stuff and calmly drive home to his luxury residence...astounds me. I mean I *know* they're dumb, but I once imagined that even dumb had its limits.

Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2025 04:51 PM (TN0g+)

They're not dumb, they are lying. Always assume they are lying to try and fool other dumb people.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2025 04:55 PM (E0p3T)

243 No matter what, it was great to see you in such good health. Cheers!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 21, 2025 04:54 PM (tT6L1)

Thanks, I'm doing fine. If I was doing any better I would be embarrassed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2025 04:56 PM (snZF9)

244 SW somewhere Raggity Karine threw the Auto-Pen administration under the bus

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2025 04:56 PM (+qU29)

245 Just a reminder that today is the 220th anniversary of the Battle of Trafalgar.

DEATH TO THE FRENCH!!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2025 04:51 PM (yy9ow)

If I recall, there were a fair number of Spanish ships involved too.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 21, 2025 04:57 PM (kanec)

246 Totenkopf is what Deaths Head?
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:55 PM (+U7B7)
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Yes.

3rd SS Panzer Division

Also worn by tankers in the Heer.

And by concentration camp guards.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2025 04:57 PM (yy9ow)

247 Totenkopf is what Deaths Head?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Totemkopf. One of those big carved poles that the German Indians put up.

Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 04:57 PM (77rzZ)

248
I suggested earlier that there are only two explanations--they were on the take, or they were stock-holders in the very industry they were charged to regulate.

Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2025 04:54 PM (TN0g+)

We learned so much we were probably happier to unknow since 9-11.

And then "Covid" rips away so many more layers.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 21, 2025 04:57 PM (Sco7b)

249 246 Totenkopf is what Deaths Head?
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:55 PM (+U7B7)
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Yes.

3rd SS Panzer Division

Also worn by tankers in the Heer.

And by concentration camp guards.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2025 04:57 PM (yy9ow)

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I liked him in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 21, 2025 04:57 PM (GBKbO)

250 If I recall, there were a fair number of Spanish ships involved too.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 21, 2025 04:57 PM (kanec)
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Yep. But they were under overall French command.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2025 04:58 PM (yy9ow)

251 Tyranny, heh.

Gonna be tough to run another color revolution without control of social media and deep state funding.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2025 04:58 PM (viF8m)

252 Maybe we can get the Left to focus on this a little if we change the name of the drug to Epsteinaminophen.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2025 04:58 PM (E0p3T)

253 I mean I *know* they're dumb, but I once imagined that even dumb had its limits.

Every hour of every day, the tv networks offer conclusive proof that rock bottom has a sub-basement.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at October 21, 2025 04:58 PM (fFFrU)

254 I miss being innocent

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 21, 2025 04:59 PM (Sco7b)

255 If you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, try Woodcock...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 21, 2025 04:59 PM (sjg9c)

256 HMS Victory still is.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 05:00 PM (+U7B7)

257 For those wondering what must have been up with the FDA that day remember they are the ones who pushed the Food Pyramid.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2025 05:00 PM (E0p3T)

258 Yes.

3rd SS Panzer Division

Also worn by tankers in the Heer.

And by concentration camp guards.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2025 04:57 PM (yy9ow)
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Originally adopted by the Duke of Brunswick, whose lands were overrun by Napoleon. His troops dressed all in black, with the silver skull cap badges.

Nazis were copycats.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2025 05:00 PM (ZOv7s)

259 Fun fact: The three white stripes on the cuff and neck flap of the Navy enlisteds' dress blues represent Nelson's three victories at the Nile, Copenhagen, and Trafalgar.

Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 05:00 PM (77rzZ)

260 Totenkopf is what Deaths Head?
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 04:55 PM (+U7B7)
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Yes.

3rd SS Panzer Division

Also worn by tankers in the Heer.

And by concentration camp guards.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2025 04:57 PM (yy9ow)

I had one on a guitar strap for years. Asshole younger me saw it in a place that sold pins and I said ooooh pirate. (facepalm)

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2025 05:00 PM (snZF9)

261
Don't think he has to worry much about many people reading that book
Posted by: It's me donna

===============

Latrine John-Pissoir starting a movement, lolol.

She's having a hard enough time defending her failure to sound the alarm on Biden's dementia, thus delivering the White House to Trump.

From what I can tell, her exit from the Dem party is actually a flight so she can say "Don't blame me for anything -- the party failed to fight."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2025 05:01 PM (ldc7S)

262 I miss being innocent
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Yes. I miss being naive too. Even when I lost my innocence, there was still a time where I was naive and yet relatively happy.

Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2025 05:02 PM (TN0g+)

263 261 Latrine John-Pissoir starting a movement, lolol.

She's having a hard enough time defending her failure to sound the alarm on Biden's dementia, thus delivering the White House to Trump.

From what I can tell, her exit from the Dem party is actually a flight so she can say "Don't blame me for anything -- the party failed to fight."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2025 05:01 PM (ldc7S)

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I think there's a real sensation on the left that their movement is just shrinking. Everyday, it's just a little bit smaller.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 21, 2025 05:02 PM (GBKbO)

264 "My theory on "why do some people get cancer from something and not others" is that your immune system is regularly killing cancerous/precancerous cells."

I once heard some evangelical claim cancer was caused by devil spirits (a life of its own). But I like the "low carb kills cancer cells" theory, along with Ivermectin and fenbendazole kills cancer theories better.

The evil "Food Pyramid" from the Evil Ones forced bad diet upon us, plus kids are a little too glues to their screens now.

Sure, there are benefits to internet learning and the most secluded don't have to attend a Charlie Kirk rally, they can see it on the internet and be transformed. But exercise is still vital, along with correct diet, and proper vitamin protocol (as opposed to BigPharma keeping you medicated and sick).

Posted by: illiniwek at October 21, 2025 05:02 PM (vbXSk)

265 Nazis were copycats.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Hitler loved Napoleon. He was the one who had Napoleon II moved from his tomb in Vienna to lie next to his father in Paris.

Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 05:02 PM (77rzZ)

266 I had one on a guitar strap for years. Asshole younger me saw it in a place that sold pins and I said ooooh pirate. (facepalm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2025 05:00 PM (snZF9)
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That was its origin - exiled troopers becoming pirates. The British serving along with them called them "Death or Glory Men."

Nazis ruin everything.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2025 05:02 PM (ZOv7s)

267 From what I can tell, her exit from the Dem party is actually a flight so she can say "Don't blame me for anything -- the party failed to fight."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2025 05:01 PM (ldc7S)

Looks to me like she wants to move to the next man up from the DNC, who will somehow claim to be an "outsider".

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2025 05:02 PM (E0p3T)

268 Kohler Just Unveiled a Toilet Camera

Kohler, best known for its plumbing products including toilets and faucets, is entering the photography game with a camera that goes inside a toilet and analyzes photos of people’s stool.

https://is.gd/2C7MEo

Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2025 04:48 PM (Riz8t)

You have Lupus. -- your toilet

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 21, 2025 05:02 PM (ExV1e)

269 Originally adopted by the Duke of Brunswick, whose lands were overrun by Napoleon. His troops dressed all in black, with the silver skull cap badges.
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Also because his father was killed at Auerstadt.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2025 05:03 PM (yy9ow)

270 Its the same every year. I swore I would try to see every name tag this year. I see some posting here that said they were there and I still missed them. I need to sit on a bar stool and block the entrance with sign over me that says "Before you enter, show this idiot your name tag"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2025 04:09 PM (snZF9)

Whew! Now I don't feel so bad - it usually takes me 3-4 years to link a face to a name at the Texas MoMe! I will remember one or both, but putting them together consistently still eludes me.

This year, I got to claim "cancer/chemo brain" 😂😂😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 21, 2025 05:03 PM (SRRAx)

271 You have Lupus. -- your toilet
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Damn, Dude, Taco Bell AGAIN?!?!
-- Your toilet

Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 05:04 PM (77rzZ)

272 >>They're not dumb, they are lying. Always assume they are lying to try and fool other dumb people.

They are laying the foundation for a color revolution.

Tyranny, fascists, Nazis .. It's all to help justify their actions.

Who wouldn't take drastic steps to get rid of Nazis?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2025 05:04 PM (viF8m)

273 Oxycontin is a great drug, very useful for the long-term control of pain. The regulatory failure was not in the approval, but in not watching what the hell Perdue was up to.

Posted by: buddhaha at October 21, 2025 05:04 PM (1jBX9)

274 Kohler is German, right?

My only thought is, if this is a German company, I'm surprised they didn't get around to it sooner.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 21, 2025 05:04 PM (tT6L1)

275
Don't think he has to worry much about many people reading that book
Posted by: It's me donna

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Plus the fact that she doesn't name names. Just more "a senior official tried to sabotage me." All the probing interview questions get "I can't speak to that."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2025 05:05 PM (ldc7S)

276 I had one on a guitar strap for years. Asshole younger me saw it in a place that sold pins and I said ooooh pirate. (facepalm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2025 05:00 PM (snZF9)
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That was its origin - exiled troopers becoming pirates. The British serving along with them called them "Death or Glory Men."

Nazis ruin everything.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2025 05:02 PM (ZOv7s)

Jeez, I guess so. I learned something new. The funny thing is nobody ever questioned it. Frigging metal heads all saw it like I did. wow dude, cool skull *toke*. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2025 05:05 PM (snZF9)

277 Today Kami Harris said she does not support the "No Kings" Protest.

She further commented by saying that the Sacramento Kings Basketball Team is good and she supports the Kings.

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 21, 2025 05:06 PM (J9q9v)

278 274 Kohler is German, right?

My only thought is, if this is a German company, I'm surprised they didn't get around to it sooner.
Posted by: blake
.............................
From Wisconsin, I think.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 21, 2025 05:06 PM (sAmhv)

279 The thought of a grown adult imagining that he is facing "tyranny" while openly holding court for an hour on live television on one of the "Big 3" networks, and knowing that once the show is over he will collect this stuff and calmly drive home to his luxury residence...astounds me. I mean I *know* they're dumb, but I once imagined that even dumb had its limits.
Posted by: Crusader

He doesn’t believe any of it. But he knows his audience is full of cretins who do. So he gives them what they want.

See also Rach Maddow.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 21, 2025 05:06 PM (PGEno)

280 Kohler. You're full of $hit.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 05:06 PM (+U7B7)

281 271 You have Lupus. -- your toilet
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Damn, Dude, Taco Bell AGAIN?!?!
-- Your toilet

Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 05:04 PM (77rzZ)

"Another asshole..."

Posted by: Kohler Toilet at October 21, 2025 05:06 PM (ynpvh)

282 Totenkopf. I used to go to a gunsmith in Ohio, Latvian guy, WW2 vet. He had a picture of himself in uniform that I never paid much attention too. Guy used to brag about killing many Commies. Dad rode over one time and after we left he said "Look at that picture and the skull and crossbones. That fucker (rare for Dad to use expletive) was no common soldier". Found out later any of the Baltic SS units were bad news.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 21, 2025 05:06 PM (gm9Sb)

283 I think there should be a No Queens protest IYKWIM

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2025 05:07 PM (E0p3T)

284 OT: The Irish are ~~revol~~roiting.
youtu.be/gNx-gnfqFTw
Some diversity recently did an unconsensual with a ten year old.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 21, 2025 05:07 PM (gKWVE)

285 >>That was its origin - exiled troopers becoming pirates. The British serving along with them called them "Death or Glory Men."

Every pirate captain had their own flag. Some of them are great.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2025 05:07 PM (viF8m)

286 I remember that the throuple congresschick from California had a tattoo of the Iron Cross on the inside of her thigh. Dolts were calling it a "swastika," but the Iron Cross predated Hitler. Dates from Frederick der Grosse, I think.

Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 05:07 PM (77rzZ)

287 Some diversity recently did an unconsensual with a ten year old.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 21, 2025 05:07 PM (gKWVE)

How dare you question their culture?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 21, 2025 05:07 PM (PGEno)

288 Orange man bad and crazy RFK strike again. Just followin' the deep state censored science to a logical conclusion.

Posted by: Dantes at October 21, 2025 05:08 PM (IZ7RB)

289 I know what you just ate during Lent. To the confessional with you!

Posted by: Your Catholic Toilet at October 21, 2025 05:08 PM (gKWVE)

290 Totenkopf. I used to go to a gunsmith in Ohio, Latvian guy, WW2 vet. He had a picture of himself in uniform that I never paid much attention too. Guy used to brag about killing many Commies. Dad rode over one time and after we left he said "Look at that picture and the skull and crossbones. That fucker (rare for Dad to use expletive) was no common soldier". Found out later any of the Baltic SS units were bad news.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 21, 2025 05:06 PM (gm9Sb)
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Back in the 70s a guy ran for state representative as an WW II Air Force veteran. Turned out he flew for the Luftwaffe!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2025 05:08 PM (ZOv7s)

291 Kohler is German, right?

My only thought is, if this is a German company, I'm surprised they didn't get around to it sooner.
Posted by: blake
.............................
From Wisconsin, I think.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 21, 2025 05:06 PM (sAmhv)

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I rest my case.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 21, 2025 05:08 PM (tT6L1)

292 271 You have Lupus. -- your toilet
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Damn, Dude, Taco Bell AGAIN?!?!
-- Your toilet
Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 05:04 PM (77rzZ)

Chipotle: When you absolutely, positively, have to empty your bowels now.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 21, 2025 05:08 PM (urtE/)

293 Every pirate captain had their own flag. Some of them are great.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2025 05:07 PM (viF8m)------------
AoSHQ's is based on Calico Jack Rackham's.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2025 05:08 PM (yy9ow)

294 Was the throuple congresswymyn Katie Porter?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 21, 2025 05:09 PM (PGEno)

295 "The science was what we said it was, and we are the government so the science is what we say it is, and if you question government science you should have your testicles burned off with a blowtorch, but now a new guy from the government is saying the science is different, and so the government actually can be wrong about science - but just this once. Science. I'm sciencing right now."

--- Government Scientist

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2025 05:09 PM (BI5O2)

296 Innocence? *nudge, nudge, wink, wink*.
Don't miss it.

Posted by: buddhaha at October 21, 2025 05:09 PM (1jBX9)

297 I remember that the throuple congresschick from California had a tattoo of the Iron Cross on the inside of her thigh. Dolts were calling it a "swastika," but the Iron Cross predated Hitler. Dates from Frederick der Grosse, I think.
Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 05:07 PM (77rzZ)
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She gave her thigh an award for military bravery?

Who was she screwing?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2025 05:09 PM (ZOv7s)

298 I remember that the throuple congresschick from California had a tattoo of the Iron Cross on the inside of her thigh. Dolts were calling it a "swastika," but the Iron Cross predated Hitler. Dates from Frederick der Grosse, I think.
Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 05:07 PM (77rzZ)
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The Pour le Merite dates from Frederick. The Iron Cross dates from the Liberation. The pre-Nazi ones had a crown and "1813" device on them.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2025 05:10 PM (yy9ow)

299 The top guy on our bowling team claimed to be the Duke of Brunswick.

Posted by: Wally at October 21, 2025 05:10 PM (s1WXH)

300 297 I remember that the throuple congresschick from California had a tattoo of the Iron Cross on the inside of her thigh. Dolts were calling it a "swastika," but the Iron Cross predated Hitler. Dates from Frederick der Grosse, I think.
Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 05:07 PM (77rzZ)
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She gave her thigh an award for military bravery?

Who was she screwing?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2025 05:09 PM (ZOv7s)

I would ponder a guess, but I'd be winging it...

Posted by: Kohler Toilet at October 21, 2025 05:10 PM (ynpvh)

301 I be getting one of those toilet cameras!

Posted by: Zombie Chuck Berry, Pervert at October 21, 2025 05:10 PM (R/m4+)

302 I need to go back to practicing my weight class for tomorrow. I am incredibly angry about this, on top of the Covid situation. Will there be anything done? I doubt it.

Posted by: Piper at October 21, 2025 05:10 PM (pZEOD)

303 >>AoSHQ's is based on Calico Jack Rackham's.

Yo Ho.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2025 05:11 PM (viF8m)

304 So OT.

I have been trying something the past few days. 20 mins sun exposure. Just sitting out on the balcony facing the sun. Saw it recommended. Could be psychosomatic, but I kind of like it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 21, 2025 05:11 PM (zZu0s)

305 These finding regarding Tylenol definitely answers lots of questions about today's Democrats.

Their birthing persons must have eaten Tylenol like candy when they were parasitically infected by a biological male.

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 21, 2025 05:11 PM (J9q9v)

306 Was the throuple congresswymyn Katie Porter?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Katie something. But not the Tina Cole character on My Three Sons or the cute girl that Tom Cruise married aftet Nicole.

Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 05:11 PM (77rzZ)

307 The Pour le Merite dates from Frederick. The Iron Cross dates from the Liberation. The pre-Nazi ones had a crown and "1813" device on them.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2025 05:10 PM (yy9ow)
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It's based on the Maltese Cross, still used by the Knights Hospitaller.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2025 05:11 PM (ZOv7s)

308 off sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2025 05:11 PM (ynpvh)

309 Whew! Now I don't feel so bad - it usually takes me 3-4 years to link a face to a name at the Texas MoMe! I will remember one or both, but putting them together consistently still eludes me.

This year, I got to claim "cancer/chemo brain" 😂😂😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 21, 2025 05:03 PM (SRRAx)

Well it seems to take me that long too. I have to actually talk to the person and then I'm good. Just seeing the person and hearing the name don't register.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2025 05:11 PM (snZF9)

310 290 I was member of a Legion post that had a guy like that, and he was a USAF vet. At age 16 he was scheduled to graduate from gliders to Heinkel Salamander. Peace broke out, he had lost his family to bombings and made it to the US where he enlisted after a period of time. Interesting guy, got out on a medical after 10 years or so. Used to say he was so happy to see M4 Shermans at the main gate to the airfield.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 21, 2025 05:12 PM (gm9Sb)

311 Calico Jack Rackham. Shouldn't there be a Captain in there somewhere?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 05:13 PM (+U7B7)

312 Anyone see that Chairman Xi just sacked 9 generals, including the commander of the Rocket Force and the commander of the Armed National Police?

Reservists are being called up and stuff. Strange rumblings in Beijing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2025 05:13 PM (ZOv7s)

313 The Pour le Merite dates from Frederick. The Iron Cross dates from the Liberation. The pre-Nazi ones had a crown and "1813" device on them.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2025 05:10 PM (yy9ow)
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It's based on the Maltese Cross, still used by the Knights Hospitaller.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

My late father-in-law knew all about German military insignia. He would've known this.

Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 05:14 PM (77rzZ)

314 Characteristic smugging behavior.....

A line worthy of David Attenborough.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 21, 2025 05:14 PM (mxf27)

315 Calico Jack Rackham. Shouldn't there be a Captain in there somewhere?
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 05:13 PM (+U7B7)
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Apparently, just a preference for cool and comfortable clothing.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2025 05:14 PM (yy9ow)

316 Was the throuple congresswymyn Katie Porter?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Katie something. But not the Tina Cole character on My Three Sons or the cute girl that Tom Cruise married aftet Nicole.
Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 05:11 PM (77rzZ)

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Katie Hill.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 21, 2025 05:14 PM (IxmwC)

317 Hey, Teresa, good to see you!

Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 05:14 PM (77rzZ)

318
Strange rumblings in Beijing.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2025 05:13 PM (ZOv7s)

I dug a hole to China - that's just me taking a dump.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2025 05:14 PM (BI5O2)

319 Katie Porter a great representative of today's ans future California women.

Farrah Fawcett, Pam Anderson, etc. were the California Bikini Babes of the past.

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 21, 2025 05:14 PM (J9q9v)

320 234 Must be a lot of money in Tylenol
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 21, 2025 04:54 PM (xcxpd)

Consider how fast it made a comeback after the poisoning scandal. They always marketed it as safer than aspirin. That was always a lie. Liver toxicity will get you long before aspirin eats holes in your stomach.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 21, 2025 05:15 PM (urtE/)

321 138 1. It's terrible they suppressed this info on Tylenol

2. There are some benefits to autism, they can be math savants, for example.

3. The conservative case for causing autism in babies.

David French
Posted by: illiniwek at October 21, 2025 04:34 PM (vbXSk)

This is AUTISTIC GENOCIDE!!!!

Posted by: Disorders are identities now at October 21, 2025 05:15 PM (TbWk/)

322 Farrah Fawcett, Pam Anderson, etc. were the California Bikini Babes of the past.
Posted by: Jackson K.

Don't forget Annette Funicello.

Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 05:15 PM (77rzZ)

323 Kohler could save cable tv.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 21, 2025 05:16 PM (+U7B7)

324 The science was what we said it was

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Paleontology, now that's science!

https://is.gd/WnalkC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 21, 2025 05:16 PM (L/fGl)

325 Fookking tylenol

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 21, 2025 05:16 PM (dE3DB)

326 Nood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 21, 2025 05:17 PM (ExV1e)

327 @247 https://www.pinterest.com/pin/864268984717115504/

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 21, 2025 05:17 PM (zdLoL)

328 I dug a hole to China - that's just me taking a dump.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Which some restaurant in Beijing is immediately gonna incorporate into one of its recipes.

Thanks a lot.

Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 05:17 PM (77rzZ)

329 NOOD Traitor

Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at October 21, 2025 05:17 PM (IxmwC)

330 312 Anyone see that Chairman Xi just sacked 9 generals, including the commander of the Rocket Force and the commander of the Armed National Police?

Reservists are being called up and stuff. Strange rumblings in Beijing.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2025 05:13 PM (ZOv7s)

China and India were shootin at each other a couple months ago...

A couple weeks ago it was Pakistan vs. India.

Thailand and Cambodia have been shootin...

China and Viet Nam have problems in the South China Sea...

This week it was Afghanies vs Pakistan...

Whole region is a powder keg.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2025 05:18 PM (mP0Kj)

331 313 I've heard the Nazi "first 100,000 member pin" is among the rarest of Third Reich decorations (granted not military). You can bet your ass those babies were getting thrown in the lake or flushed down the can most ricky tick as allied formations approached.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 21, 2025 05:18 PM (gm9Sb)

332 Katie Porter a great representative of today's ans future California women.

Farrah Fawcett, Pam Anderson, etc. were the California Bikini Babes of the past.

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 21, 2025 05:14 PM (J9q9v)

So now they leave the beach and become buoys.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2025 05:18 PM (snZF9)

333 Consider how fast it made a comeback after the poisoning scandal. They always marketed it as safer than aspirin. That was always a lie. Liver toxicity will get you long before aspirin eats holes in your stomach.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 21, 2025 05:15 PM (urtE/)
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I grew up taking children's chewable aspirin, which was superseded by Tylenol because of the dreaded Rye's Syndrome.

Basically my entire childhood was a duel with death, riding bikes without helmets, no seatbelt laws, and we ate eggs and greasy food rather than stuffing carbs into our faces.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2025 05:19 PM (ZOv7s)

334 Farrah Fawcett, Pam Anderson, etc. were the California Bikini Babes of the past.
Posted by: Jackson K.

Don't forget Annette Funicello.
Posted by: Bulg at October 21, 2025 05:15 PM (77rzZ)

Mamie Van Doren, Jayne Mansfield, and Marilyn Monroe all say, "Harumph!"

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2025 05:20 PM (wVcYX)

335 Strange rumblings in Beijing.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Video from China, lots of AFV.

https://is.gd/tFEdmV

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 21, 2025 05:20 PM (L/fGl)

336 You usually would not start a war by purging a bunch of general staff. Unless you are Stalin right before Barbarossa. It did not go well. Was not exactly his choice either, but it probably did not help in any way shape or fashion.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 21, 2025 05:21 PM (zZu0s)

337 NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2025 05:23 PM (q177U)

338 The kidney stone surgery that was supposed to happen in the AM the day before kept getting postponed throughout the day for other cases until finally the surgical staff was sent home for the day. So I had to stay in the hospital overnight. The good stuff they gave me earlier wore off. I was curled up into fetal position in the hospital bed, moaning, for hours. The nurses were sympathetic, but no meds until the duty doctor for the floor perscribed something. They finally gave me perscription level Tylenol with oxycodone or something. Finally had surgery that day. It failed. They had to do it again in a few weeks time.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 21, 2025 05:24 PM (Dv3i1)

339 It bugs me how we have to call the language the Quebecers speak as "French Canadian" instead of normal English "Canadian French."
Posted by: Bulg
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Quebecois. Laughed at by every right-thinking Parisian. Of course, they also laugh at people from Marseille.
We had a friend (war bride, literally) who, on returning from a trip to Quebec said, "I could understand one word in ten. Those people don't speak French!"

Posted by: buddhaha at October 21, 2025 05:28 PM (1jBX9)

340 Tylenol and alcohol is a deadly combo - with a very low LD-50. Guess what Nyquil is. Incredible.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at October 21, 2025 05:42 PM (Da7Vv)

341 "I could understand one word in ten. Those people don't speak French!" Posted by: buddhaha at October 21, 2025 05:28 PM (1jBX9)

My aunt grew up in Canada and learned "french". Then moved to Paris thinking, "I'll be just fine".

Everyone she met had no idea what she was saying and treated her like she was somehow retarded.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at October 21, 2025 06:07 PM (gDhA9)

342 JFC, as a doctor, I rely on FDA recommendations. No way to keep up with every drug. To find out it might have been safer to give Oxycontin to pregnant women over Tylenol is F'ing ridiculous.
I tell my patients, do not trust experts, do not trust the CDC, do not trust your doctor, even me.
As Dr Phil might say, let's get real.

Posted by: PTSD giver at October 21, 2025 08:22 PM (yYYCR)

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