Jimmy Kimmel's Ratings Have Now Fallen Lower Than They Were Before His Dangerous Disinformation Propaganda

Before that: All of the cable "news" networks are seeing their ratings fall.

MSNBC and CNN saw the biggest losses, of course.

Fox News, long a dominant force in cable news, maintained its position at the top despite the downturn. The network averaged 2.483 million total primetime viewers and 243,000 viewers in the Adults 25-54 demographic during Q3 2025. For total day viewership, Fox News recorded 1.568 million total viewers and 159,000 in the demo. Compared to Q2 2025, the network saw a 6% decline in total primetime viewers and a steeper 20% drop in the demo. Total day figures showed a 4% decrease in total viewers and a 21% decline in the demo.
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MSNBC faced even more pronounced declines during the same period. The network averaged 802,000 total primetime viewers and just 66,000 in the Adults 25-54 demographic. For total day, MSNBC recorded 492,000 total viewers and 41,000 demo viewers. Compared to Q2 2025, primetime viewership fell by 20% in total viewers and 27% in the demo, a drop attributed in part to anchor Rachel Maddow's transition to hosting her show only once a week. Total day numbers reflected a 17% decline in total viewers and a 28% drop in the demo.... As a result, MSNBC's rankings slipped, moving to third place in primetime total viewers and dropping from 15th to a tie for 20th in the demo alongside Investigation Discovery. For total day, the network fell from second to third in total viewers and slid three spots to 14th in the demo.
CNN also struggled to retain its audience in Q3 2025, averaging 538,000 total primetime viewers and 87,000 in the demo. Total day viewership stood at 396,000 total viewers and 61,000 demo viewers. Compared to Q2 2025, CNN's primetime viewership remained flat in total viewers but fell 17% in the demo, while total day saw a 2% dip in total viewers and a 14% decline in the demo... In the rankings, CNN placed fifth in primetime total viewers and tied for 10th in the demo with Discovery Channel and Nick at Nite. For total day, the network climbed one spot to fourth in total viewers but held steady at sixth in the demo, tied with the Food Network.
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The sharp declines across all three networks highlight a broader trend in the cable news industry, as audiences increasingly turn to alternative platforms for information and entertainment.

On to Schlubby Jimmy Kimmel.

Earlier, we saw that his ratings plunged over 70% from his post-suspension high.

And now they've fallen below where they were before he got Pity Views from Trump Deranged leftists.

Kimmel had renewed interest and lightning in a bottle. But he squandered it by refusing to change the same act that got him booted in the first place.
By continuing to politicize every current event, Kimmel has impressively lost 85% of his post-suspension bounce in just a few weeks among key demographics. With ratings hovering around 1.7 million viewers, his collapse in viewership is now lower than it was pre-suspension.
"Jimmy Kimmel Live!" wasn't cancelled because of government "crackdowns" on free speech, as some proclaimed, but because consumers stopped valuing Kimmel's program. His show was incongruous with their viewing habits and the national conversation, and it may face similar and necessary repercussions again.
American politics has long been fused with entertainment, and people are getting tired of it. The abundance of television shows like "South Park," popular music, and celebrities lampooning or critiquing current events has made politics inescapable. Pew Research Center (PRC) found that almost two-thirds of Americans feel exhausted when thinking about politics. More in Common's Hidden Tribe report found that most Americans are frustrated by division and tribalism, wanting officials to heal, not inflame, culture wars.

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Deloitte's 2025 media consumption survey revealed only 49% of consumers have cable or satellite TV subscriptions -- down from 63% three years ago -- a mass departure partially driven by a market oversaturated with political content. An observed desire for hosts to separate politics from programming has skyrocketed the demand and consumption for alternative media, which they find more trustworthy.

Watch out for the accounting/tax firm Deloitte -- they're SETTING THE RIVERS ON FIRE, says DEI Dum-Dum Alexandria Donkey-Chompers.

AOC says "rivers were on fire" because of corporations like Deloitte "pouring chemicals" into waterways.

Deloitte is an accounting, consulting, and tax services firm.

No idea what she's talking about. pic.twitter.com/mLX64nPnVk
— johnny maga (@_johnnymaga) October 16, 2025

Related: If you thought Dungeons and Dragons was already a woke parody of itself, you haven't seen nothing yet.

Hasbro wants you to know that D&D really is Gay now.

If you can't make out the picture: It shows two monstrous gay dudes dancing and dipping each other while the whole gay fantasy village beams in P R I D E. Note the rainbow.

And the "beholder" -- a D&D exclusive monster, central to its IP "product identity" -- has been depicted as a dangerous living catastrophe. Until now. Now it's a pro-gay cutie-patootie with a little heart in its central eye.

The transcendant power of GAY has turned it from Chaotic Evil to Lawful Good!

How did we go from this, to this? For the love of God someone take D&D from these retarded degenerates already. pic.twitter.com/8bxdQe9UcP
— Absolute Monarchist ✝️ (@BalrogFrog) October 15, 2025

War it is
@FBoofis
Oct 15
D&D was for nerds, and we enjoyed it. Now it appears to be for a single polycule of diaper-fetishist discord-mods somewhere in Portland. I hope they're generous billionaires, because I ain't buying.

Not the Bee
@Not_the_Bee
Oct 15
Replying to @Wizards_DnD
How many DEI hires stacked on top of each other does it take to destroy something this thoroughly

Posted by: Ace at 05:20 PM

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1 Yikes

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2025 05:21 PM (VE6XX)

2 Yeah but still on

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2025 05:22 PM (+qU29)

3
>>MSNBC faced even more pronounced declines during the same period.

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(helpless laughter) WHERE is the floor? This network keeps crashing and somehow never hits the floor!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 05:22 PM (ldc7S)

4 Kimmel has a secret weapon, his very own Marjorie Taylor Greene !

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2025 05:23 PM (g47mK)

5 So he got a dead cat bounce on his *triumphant* return.

He deserves all of the low ratings he is getting because, HE IS NOT FUNNY.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2025 05:23 PM (0N4FZ)

6 He is really loving her political positions !

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2025 05:23 PM (g47mK)

7 D&D was always for fags who recoiled at the sight and smell of Vagina.

Now it's official.

Posted by: Is PBM Still A Thing? at October 17, 2025 05:24 PM (R/m4+)

8 Aside from the degeneracy , why did the artwork deteriorate so terribly from the left picture to the right?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2025 05:24 PM (Nx5jP)

9 What's a Jimmy Kimmel? $20, same as in town?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 17, 2025 05:24 PM (XMwZJ)

10 Deloitte's 2025 media consumption survey revealed only 49% of consumers

Surprised that Deloitte took time off from polluting the planet to actually do a survey.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 17, 2025 05:24 PM (Ec+JN)

11 My only comment is that AOC's nose annoys me bigly.

I can't tell if she has a rhinoplasty or was deformed at birth. Other than being stupid, of course, which is also annoying as well as thinking she is Cersei of Congress.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 17, 2025 05:24 PM (6PCLE)

12 I knew Kimmel would be right back in the basement with his ratings.. People only tuned in to hear his apology which didn't happen....Bashing Trump every night gets old after a while...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2025 05:25 PM (VE6XX)

13 Jimmy’s show isn’t a real show. It’s imaginary.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 17, 2025 05:25 PM (PzyNU)

14
AOC obviously(?) meant DuPont. And that's funny, too, because that company is lefty.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 05:25 PM (ldc7S)

15 The clapping seals in his audience love it, though. Tards gotta tard...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 17, 2025 05:26 PM (XMwZJ)

16 The sharp declines across all three networks highlight a broader trend in the cable news industry, as audiences increasingly turn to alternative platforms for information and entertainment.

Or...it was the start of Spring when people were getting back outside.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2025 05:26 PM (2WIwB)

17 I remember before Fox was on, a friend predicted that if any station tried to be even lukewarm politically, they'd shoot to #1. He was right.

Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 17, 2025 05:26 PM (s0JqF)

18 Deloitte, DuPont, DeLorean, what's the dif ?

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2025 05:26 PM (g47mK)

19 Well, that's a darn shame.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2025 05:26 PM (wVcYX)

20 DnD will eventually get spun off b/c it becomes wildly unprofitable...then someone who actually roleplays will buy it and return it to its former self, albeit still making no money b/c tabletop roleplayers are cheap...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 17, 2025 05:27 PM (tOcjL)

21 I would not be surprised if the advertisers were getting half price ads in a vain attempt to keep it on the air.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 17, 2025 05:27 PM (0U5gm)

22 3M was pouring chemicals into the Deloittes, and flushing them into the rivers that we breathe from!

Posted by: AOC at October 17, 2025 05:27 PM (BG2Yo)

23 7 D&D was always for fags who recoiled at the sight and smell of Vagina.

Now it's official.
Posted by: Is PBM Still A Thing? at October 17, 2025 05:24 PM (R/m4+)

Well it appealed to basement dwellers who longed to be "manly" like the D and D characters.. Now all pretense of masculinity is gone and they got their gay freak on .. Sort of like the My little pony male followers... {{{shudder}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2025 05:27 PM (VE6XX)

24 CNN could add a baking segment to bolster ratings!

Posted by: Squid at October 17, 2025 05:27 PM (CfJE2)

25 You waz warned that D&D is a portal to the demonic.
See! See!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 17, 2025 05:28 PM (GhIJO)

26 One of the vtubers who covers this kind of thing asserted that the only way that picture makes sense is if the Beholder is mind-controlling everyone.

I think she's right.

And it would make an awesome adventuring hook, now that I think about it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 17, 2025 05:28 PM (a+4eV)

27
>>they've fallen below where they were before he got Pity Views from Trump Deranged leftists.

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So, his contract isn't going to be renewed in 2026, right? RIGHT? (I suspect it isn't. Now let's have fun imagining where he goes next.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 05:28 PM (ldc7S)

28 AOC obviously(?) meant DuPont. And that's funny, too, because that company is lefty.

Objection! Assuming facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 17, 2025 05:28 PM (Ec+JN)

29 then someone who actually roleplays will buy it and return it to its former self, albeit still making no money b/c tabletop roleplayers are cheap...
Posted by: Nova Local

Yeah there's a reason my group stopped at 3.5E

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 17, 2025 05:28 PM (a+4eV)

30 Cleveland had a river that caught fire but that was an improvement

Posted by: MAC V SOG at October 17, 2025 05:29 PM (P4Pk9)

31 Watching US Grand Prix preliminary from Austin, 89 degrees and looks nice

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2025 05:29 PM (+qU29)

32 Womp womp

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at October 17, 2025 05:29 PM (oSeBJ)

33 Jimmy’s show isn’t a real show. It’s imaginary.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 17, 2025 05:25 PM (PzyNU)

Like, it's just an idea?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2025 05:29 PM (wVcYX)

34 Evening, all. Same old, same old I see.

Posted by: caf at October 17, 2025 05:29 PM (/+mVZ)

35 If they were smart, they would put on reruns of Gilligan's Island instead of Kimmel and boost those numbers substantially.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 17, 2025 05:29 PM (0U5gm)

36 >>Cleveland had a river that caught fire but that was an improvement

The Cuyahoga River Fire.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2025 05:30 PM (BG2Yo)

37 I knew math was dangerous for rivers.

Posted by: dantesed at October 17, 2025 05:30 PM (Oy/m2)

38 DnD will eventually get spun off b/c it becomes wildly unprofitable...then someone who actually roleplays will buy it and return it to its former self, albeit still making no money b/c tabletop roleplayers are cheap...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 17, 2025 05:27 PM

Yep. If your entire gaming market relies on a player buying one miniature figure and endless cheap downloaded supplements you are never going to make any money.

Now back in the day they made bank selling all sorts of books and figures. I recall tons of people pre ordering the monsters pack of painted miniature monster figures for dnd.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2025 05:30 PM (0N4FZ)

39 Dungeons and faggots. Spell check tried to change last word to maggots.

Posted by: Glenn at October 17, 2025 05:31 PM (Wgh5R)

40 Somehow D&D went from nerd cool to full on groomer crap

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 05:31 PM (sKqQm)

41 On to Schlubby Jimmy Kimmel.

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Funny how everything makes him cry except the deaths of Jews and Christians. Even the enemies of Jews and Christians don't want to watch him.

Posted by: Decaf at October 17, 2025 05:32 PM (unUNN)

42 I am delighted to see that Kimmel's ratings are resting somewhere under a whale turd on the floor of the Mariana Trench, where goblin sharks and snailfish might be expected to occasionally nibble at them in a desultory, unsatisfied manner.

Posted by: Paco at October 17, 2025 05:32 PM (mADJX)

43 D&D like SF before it was where misfit kids hung out, and you can't groom someone already secure in himself.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 17, 2025 05:33 PM (gKWVE)

44 Not gonna join the "condemn tabletop roleplay" brigade. It's an awesome outlet to let folks of practically any age exercise their creativity, tactics, cooperation, conversation, etc while spending actual time in real life with real people. It's the brain exercises we should be doing at play. Same as tabletop board gaming - another avenue which emphasizes more competition than cooperation (although certain games now do the latter) and maybe less creativity, but still provides the social and mental growth for down time.

It's not just little kids that need "play" - they just need it way more than adults, but adults still need communal interaction and play, ESPECIALLY away from screens and in an active state (vs passive reception, like tv or movies or social media)...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 17, 2025 05:33 PM (tOcjL)

45 When was the last time Kimmel did or said something that made people laugh?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 17, 2025 05:33 PM (kTd/k)

46 DnD will eventually get spun off b/c it becomes wildly unprofitable...then someone who actually roleplays will buy it and return it to its former self, albeit still making no money b/c tabletop roleplayers are cheap...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 17, 2025 05:27 PM (tOcjL)
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Dungeons & Dragons is a relatively minor component of WotC, which in turn is a relatively minor component of Habsro. It's unlikely that Hasbro executives will ever take sufficient notice of D&D that they would consider selling it or spinning it off; D&D already went through a period of lower sales with the game called "D&D 4th edition", during which the Pathfinder RPG (based on AD&D 3rd edition) outsold it, and "D&D 5th edition" has been selling much better.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at October 17, 2025 05:34 PM (LHpqL)

47 Basically when Jimmy came back on after a couple days off, people went "what's this about?" then said "oh this old crap" and left again. He's rarely funny (the bit he did with Pritzger was actually kinda good), annoying with his politics which he's doing EVEN MORE, has no guests on that you care to watch, and is basically an annoying twerp you gave swirlies to in school to begin with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2025 05:34 PM (dfIr7)

48 The new version of Dungeons and Dragons has turned into Puff The Magic Dragon.

Posted by: Decaf at October 17, 2025 05:34 PM (unUNN)

49
My only comment is that AOC's nose annoys me bigly.

I can't tell if she has a rhinoplasty or was deformed at birth. Other than being stupid, of course, which is also annoying as well as thinking she is Cersei of Congress.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

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My only comment is that I watched with the audio off and she is NOWHERE near hitting the wall, despite what some morons would like to think.

She's the biggest Democrat fundraiser in Congress. She's got all the things you can't teach. She's going to be a powerful, dangerous enemy for a loooong time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 05:34 PM (ldc7S)

50 23 7 D&D was always for fags who recoiled at the sight and smell of Vagina.

Now it's official.
Posted by: Is PBM Still A Thing? at October 17, 2025 05:24 PM (R/m4+)

Well it appealed to basement dwellers who longed to be "manly" like the D and D characters.. Now all pretense of masculinity is gone and they got their gay freak on .. Sort of like the My little pony male followers... {{{shudder}}}
Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2025 05:27 PM (VE6XX)
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I don't know. Long ago, a boardgame wargamer friend was at Origens, and he said the only babes there were into D&D. This was in the last Century.

Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 17, 2025 05:34 PM (s0JqF)

51 16 The sharp declines across all three networks highlight a broader trend in the cable news industry, as audiences increasingly turn to alternative platforms for information and entertainment.

Or...it was the start of Spring when people were getting back outside.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Cable cutting continues at a furious rate. And streaming is not remedying the situation.

Watching cable TV is for the olds now

"Nielsen data from 2024 indicates that the median age for Fox News viewers is 69, 67 for CNN, and 70 for MSNBC."

80 percent of CNN's viewers are 55+ but even a general entertainment channel AMC 54 percent are 55+ in age. Bravo is similar in AMC demographics as are other general entertainment cable channels.

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 05:34 PM (WDjG6)

52 I suspect D&D got mostly replaced by Warhammer but that's a guess

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2025 05:35 PM (+qU29)

53 When I was just getting into the work force, I had to stop every ten miles to clean my windshield on the way to work. Deloitte was dumping waste oil and byproducts into the air, land, and sea. I'm lucky to be alive!

Posted by: The Oily Boid at October 17, 2025 05:35 PM (oftw2)

54 That D&D thing is from a special "pride" promotional thing but its... its so awful gay people are calling it cringy and terrible. Its gayer than Liberace's candelabra.

And it is extremely obvious that the closest any of these people came to fantasy is Twilight, and they have never once played a single RPG in their lives other than baby and mama role playing in the bedroom

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2025 05:35 PM (dfIr7)

55 MSNBC faced even more pronounced declines during the same period.

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(helpless laughter) WHERE is the floor? This network keeps crashing and somehow never hits the floor!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 05:22 PM (ldc7S)

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Could it be because the billionaire owners have money to burn and wish to stick it to the normies?

Posted by: Decaf at October 17, 2025 05:35 PM (unUNN)

56 D&D already went through a period of lower sales with the game called "D&D 4th edition", during which the Pathfinder RPG (based on AD&D 3rd edition) outsold it, and "D&D 5th edition" has been selling much better.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at October 17, 2025 05:34 PM (LHpqL)

DnD is past 5th edition...the issues now are with the current edition. No one buys anything further than 5 (and as mentioned, some stopped at 3.5 or earlier)...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 17, 2025 05:35 PM (tOcjL)

57 Deloitte killed Beau. No joke.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2025 05:36 PM (PiwSw)

58 57 Deloitte killed Beau. No joke.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2025 05:36 PM (PiwSw)

Oil cancer

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2025 05:37 PM (VE6XX)

59 So he got a dead cat bounce on his *triumphant* return.

He deserves all of the low ratings he is getting because, HE IS NOT FUNNY.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2025 05:23 PM (0N4FZ)

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He has never been funny, not even by accident. Besides, he gives me this creepy vibe like Gavin Newsom.

Posted by: Decaf at October 17, 2025 05:37 PM (unUNN)

60 Twilight says "We give up already".

Posted by: DaveA at October 17, 2025 05:37 PM (FhXTo)

61 They seem desperate to turn everything gay, but I think the tide has turned.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 17, 2025 05:37 PM (0U5gm)

62 True Fact: Japanese Deloittes have Seat Warmers.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2025 05:37 PM (BG2Yo)

63 49
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My only comment is that I watched with the audio off and she is NOWHERE near hitting the wall, despite what some morons would like to think.

She's the biggest Democrat fundraiser in Congress. She's got all the things you can't teach. She's going to be a powerful, dangerous enemy for a loooong time.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 05:34 PM (ldc7S)
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Yes. I don't care for the tendency to call any woman on the other side ugly. Enough are, but there are still some who look good.

Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 17, 2025 05:37 PM (s0JqF)

64 21 I would not be surprised if the advertisers were getting half price ads in a vain attempt to keep it on the air.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
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"In the broadcast ratings game for the 2024-2025 TV season, CBS reigned supreme with an average of 9.1 million viewers across linear and streaming views, and NBC came in second with 7.2 million. ABC was at a close third with 6.9 million, and Fox followed at 4.3 million."

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 05:37 PM (WDjG6)

65 I suspect D&D got mostly replaced by Warhammer but that's a guess

Mostly Pathfinder, which is D&D 3.5 knockoff, but there are some new systems that have come out in response. And some older, better systems like Fantasy Hero that I encourage people to try out and not just because I write stuff for it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2025 05:38 PM (dfIr7)

66 When was the last time Kimmel did or said something that made people laugh?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 17, 2025 05:33 PM (kTd/k)

He went streaking at UNLV as a freshman.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2025 05:38 PM (wVcYX)

67 I admit to knowing nothing about video games. Pac Man and Atari I sort of paid attention to when my brothers and sons goofed around. I realize this was during the Civil War era for most of you.

However, the bubble gum pastels of D&D must bring joy and bliss to the furry gamers in their little costumes.

Then my mind goes to what they are doing for joy and bliss and I need to harf and erase brain.

Since the great protests and marches for writers in Hollywood, and the lack of movies and writing. Except, of course, for return movies of Cinderella DEI, etc. Well, one has to assume during the writer's strike they were all doing meth and frying their brains. Or becoming fag furries. Either/or/multiple choice.

I will start a movie, see a star I despise and quit. Or start a movie and it is the most profoundly stupid writing of all time with F bombs. Not that I have a lot against F bombs if used appropriately and not in front of my grandchildren.

Perhaps I should have added TDS to the multiple choice test, as the raving lunatics seem to have a terminal case.

We pay to be entertained, was my husband's mantra for movies. In other words, he did not pay to be sad or grossed out.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 17, 2025 05:38 PM (6PCLE)

68 Kimmels and bits
Kimmels and bits
Got to get me some
Kibbles and bits

Posted by: Autistic Doggo-crat at October 17, 2025 05:39 PM (DsA2n)

69 You can't even breathe the water. Or drink the air.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2025 05:39 PM (63Dwl)

70 I really miss the good old days of late night television: Carson followed by Letterman…. They were funny and when they dipped into politics they were equal opportunity insulters…. I had no idea what they thought about politics and didn’t care. Stupid pet tricks and top ten lists FTW

Kimmel can horse fuck

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 17, 2025 05:40 PM (lepZb)

71 Where do people turn if they simply want to relax and laugh?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 17, 2025 05:41 PM (kTd/k)

72
Watching cable TV is for the olds now

Posted by: whig

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The same people who fall for scams from Indian call centers.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 05:41 PM (ldc7S)

73 You can't tell a woman's looks by a Prime Time TV Segment.
The work that is done to make them appear to be attractive is way too severe at that level.

The man on the street interviews are where you gotta catch them. Natural lighting. Self applied makeup.

Then you see the true nature of the beast.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2025 05:41 PM (BG2Yo)

74 Spell check is racist.

Posted by: dreamingrobot at October 17, 2025 05:41 PM (EyfuW)

75 55 MSNBC faced even more pronounced declines during the same period.

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(helpless laughter) WHERE is the floor? This network keeps crashing and somehow never hits the floor!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 05:22 PM (ldc7S)

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Could it be because the billionaire owners have money to burn and wish to stick it to the normies?
Posted by: Decaf
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Comcast Cable aka Xfinity owns MSNBC and is spinning it off into a new company with some other declining cable networks. And part of the recent employment cuts at NBC were over the splitting up of NBC news and MSNBC networks. MS Now is coming soon in the next couple of months.

From wiki
"In September 2025, it was reported that the separation of MSNBC from NBC News would begin to take effect internally on October 6, 2025, with NBC News domestic and international correspondents outside of Washington no longer appearing on the network. Beginning October 20, NBC News Washington correspondents will no longer appear on MSNBC, and both CNBC and MSNBC will stop participating in NBC News internal meetings. "

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 05:42 PM (WDjG6)

76 He went streaking at UNLV as a freshman.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2025 05:38 PM (wVcYX)

Don't look, Ethel!

Posted by: Ray Stevens at October 17, 2025 05:42 PM (PiwSw)

77 Where do people turn if they simply want to relax and laugh?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 17, 2025 05:41 PM (kTd/k)

You mean, beside AoSHQ's ONT?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2025 05:42 PM (wVcYX)

78
My only comment is that I watched with the audio off and she is NOWHERE near hitting the wall, despite what some morons would like to think.

She's the biggest Democrat fundraiser in Congress. She's got all the things you can't teach. She's going to be a powerful, dangerous enemy for a loooong time.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 05:34 PM (ldc7S)
My only comment is that I watched with the audio off and she is NOWHERE near hitting the wall, despite what some morons would like to think.

She's the biggest Democrat fundraiser in Congress. She's got all the things you can't teach. She's going to be a powerful, dangerous enemy for a loooong time.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 05:34 PM (ldc7S)

Yeah. One of my sons said he doesn't like her but "thinks she is attractive." I don't see it, and he is married to a beautiful girl. But if HE thinks so then others will as well.

These same nitwits will not check what she says. So she will get votes as she is young, something not found in the party.

She needs to debate in elections so others can see she is a retarded bartender who did well. I am not sure how. But she did.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 17, 2025 05:43 PM (6PCLE)

79 The same people who fall for scams from Indian call centers.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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I would say the biggest scams are all the medications, reverse mortgages, and other such products peddled to seniors over tv ads.

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 05:43 PM (WDjG6)

80 AOC is definitely not ugly but she’s not beautiful either. She’s above average but she’s been moving in the wrong direction recently… maybe putting on weight?

One thing hasn’t changed; she’s always had the crazy eyes. Don’t trust those eyes…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 17, 2025 05:43 PM (lepZb)

81
Where do people turn if they simply want to relax and laugh?
Posted by: Northernlurker

==================

To whichever streaming service has Frasier, I Love Lucy, etc.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 05:43 PM (ldc7S)

82 Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 17, 2025 05:41 PM (kTd/k

Old Jonny Carson episodes which you can find on the internet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2025 05:44 PM (rZCVI)

83 He went streaking at UNLV as a freshman.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2025 05:38 PM (wVcYX)

Don't look, Ethel!
Posted by: Ray Stevens at October 17, 2025 05:42 PM (PiwSw)

Boogity boogity

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 17, 2025 05:44 PM (lepZb)

84 >>One thing hasn’t changed; she’s always had the crazy eyes. Don’t trust those eyes…

Those eyes combined with her prominent Donkey Chompers...

bad portents.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2025 05:45 PM (BG2Yo)

85 Anyone know if SWAT has been called out to Corsicana yet?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2025 05:46 PM (2WIwB)

86 Maybe Kimmel ought to try something similar to what was portrayed in the movie "Late Night With The Devil"

It is just two weeks from Halloween...

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 17, 2025 05:46 PM (5yDGQ)

87 AOC is average

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2025 05:46 PM (+qU29)

88 My only comment is that I watched with the audio off and she is NOWHERE near hitting the wall, despite what some morons would like to think.

She's the biggest Democrat fundraiser in Congress. She's got all the things you can't teach. She's going to be a powerful, dangerous enemy for a loooong time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 05:34 PM

I doubt that she has much of a name outside of new york. Her positions on almost everything loses her the independent vote. And without the indies no one can pick up the swing states.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2025 05:46 PM (0N4FZ)

89 People miss the point.

They're like, 'well it won't sell because there aren't enough people buying it'.

THE ONES MAKING THIS CRAP DON'T CARE.

They DO NOT CARE if the company makes money or not.

They were hired for their DEI credentials and woke ideology, not for their ability to make the company money. They consider pushing their DEI and woke crap to be MORE IMPORTANT than making the company money.

This stuff won't sell, but THEY DON'T CARE.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at October 17, 2025 05:46 PM (lCHt6)

90 You can fool some of the people all of the time. You can fool all of the people for some of the time. But you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at October 17, 2025 05:47 PM (ZmEVT)

91 The thing is D&D has no excuse for this. It takes less than a year to turn around a book, first letter to published. They should know by now that things have changed, that the mood is different, and its not 2021 any more. But they have not and keep doubling down on this awful crap.

Even worse, promotional stuff like this is a week at most to turn around, so they really should know better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2025 05:47 PM (dfIr7)

92 >>AOC is average

She briefly hops over the Mean whenever she wears a slinky bra under a sweater.

But that's just one man's opinion.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2025 05:47 PM (BG2Yo)

93 Michal Gallagher of Upstream Reviews had a very thorough take on how repellent the D&D thing is. And apparently, Wizards of the Coast was filled with perverts from the very beginning.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 17, 2025 05:48 PM (CHHv1)

94 AOC is definitely not ugly but she’s not beautiful either. She’s above average but she’s been moving in the wrong direction recently… maybe putting on weight?

One thing hasn’t changed; she’s always had the crazy eyes. Don’t trust those eyes…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 17, 2025 05:43 PM

I can fix her.

Posted by: toby928 at October 17, 2025 05:48 PM (jc0TO)

95 Where do people turn if they simply want to relax and laugh?
Posted by: Northernlurker
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Lots of old TV out there. Antenna and MeTV (and I think MeTV is streaming now as well as broadcast) then other streaming services. I tend to watch foreign tv streaming channels nowadays or YT. The foreigners may have political sides to them but being not of the place and/or time when it is relevant to me, makes me oblivious to it for entertainment.

Lots of yutes watch anime series and our Anna Puma and Pixy are both big fans I think of those series.

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 05:48 PM (WDjG6)

96 Is AOC or, as I call her, Deli Sliced Pepperoni Nipples, really attracting men to the Dems?

Lifelong male Dems are dying off. She appeals to the only people stupider than her: immature, unmarried women.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 17, 2025 05:48 PM (wBaIH)

97 The man on the street interviews are where you gotta catch them. Natural lighting. Self applied makeup.

Then you see the true nature of the beast.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2025 05:41 PM (BG2Yo)

I especially like the false eyelashes on some girls. Do they honestly believe anyone will think they are real?

I know I'd be batsheet insane with that glued to my eyelids. Mascara is my game. I'd rip out my own lashes, which are doing well, in a frenzy to rip off those caterpillar things. I read some are magnetic vs glue, which still blows what is left of my mind.

I hope the magnetic ones are checked at the door before a MRI. Hospitals should include that question.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 17, 2025 05:48 PM (6PCLE)

98 AOC is average
Posted by: Skip

Brutal... to average.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 17, 2025 05:48 PM (/lPRQ)

99 That's the Spirit, Toby.

You are a Great American!

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2025 05:49 PM (BG2Yo)

100 If those nasty Martians from Mars Attacks would melt Jimmy I might chuckle.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 17, 2025 05:49 PM (kTd/k)

101 I would say the biggest scams are all the medications, reverse mortgages, and other such products peddled to seniors over tv ads.

I am inserting one right now and I can't feel a thing!

Order now!

Posted by: Hands Free Catheters Absolutely Free! at October 17, 2025 05:49 PM (R/m4+)

102 Uh oh.

MAZE@mazemoore
Gavin Newsom says that he never saw any sign at all of cognitive decline in Joe Biden. Newsom is also now saying that Trump is in cognitive and physical decline.
It's astonishing how easily this man lies. Really evil stuff.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 17, 2025 05:49 PM (L/fGl)

103 I said this in an earlier thread today… you want a hawt congresswoman? Anna Paulina Luna… or even crazy Nancy Mace…. Hawt

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 17, 2025 05:49 PM (lepZb)

104 Deloitte, Dupont, they both start with "D" and are frog names. Close enough.
What, you think that "frog" is a insulting name for "French"? "Cheese-eating surrender monkey" takes too long to type.

Posted by: buddhaha at October 17, 2025 05:49 PM (iYF/u)

105 And AOC's voice... Like fingernails on a chalkboard to me...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2025 05:49 PM (VE6XX)

106 "D&D was always for fags who recoiled at the sight and smell of Vagina.

Now it's official."

That is unkind. They were nerds. Most of them would have fallen in love and adored an nice girl that love them.

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at October 17, 2025 05:49 PM (ZmEVT)

107 D&D fall is sad. Fucking asshole queers ruin everything.

out: Gary Gygax
in: Gay Gayass

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 17, 2025 05:49 PM (ATyhH)

108 >>I especially like the false eyelashes on some girls.

Literally the FIRST thing a man looks at when he spies an attractive woman.

A gay man.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2025 05:50 PM (BG2Yo)

109 And apparently, Wizards of the Coast was filled with perverts from the very beginning.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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I think Wizards of teh Coast began as a card game--Magic the Gathering, and a licensee for Pokemon. Then they bought TSR before the end of the 20th century. Hasbro then bought them shortly thereafter.

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 05:50 PM (WDjG6)

110 Off old Abe sock.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 17, 2025 05:50 PM (ZmEVT)

111 Lifelong male Dems are dying off. She appeals to the only people stupider than her: immature, unmarried women.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 17, 2025 05:48 PM (wBaIH)

Add Latinix (I like to say that as it makes me cool), lesbians, trans, gheys, illegals, and women voters. Not a lot, but I am sure some think she's a thing to stupids.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 17, 2025 05:50 PM (6PCLE)

112 Oh no! Anyway...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 17, 2025 05:51 PM (O7YUW)

113 Where do people turn if they simply want to relax and laugh?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 17, 2025 05:41 PM (kTd/k)

You mean, beside AoSHQ's ONT?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2025 05:42 PM

The Café, of course, where Ace has done yeoman work over the years to provide a place for The Horde to relax and laugh.

Except for those (relatively rare, thank goodness) evenings where mephitic penguins are happy-footing through, but the blandishments and threats (plata or poop) of Big Penguin can't be always ignored, it appears.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2025 05:51 PM (0sNs1)

114 Gay and retarded.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 17, 2025 05:51 PM (ZmEVT)

115 114 Gay and retarded.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 17, 2025 05:51 PM (ZmEVT)

That's antifa, except you need to add paedo...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2025 05:52 PM (ynpvh)

116 There are silly pet videos.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 17, 2025 05:52 PM (kTd/k)

117 I am inserting one right now and I can't feel a thing!

Order now!
Posted by: Hands Free Catheters
=======
Yeah no. I had a bladder issue requiring surgery and had to catherize myself. It ain't painless nor pleasant. Fortunately the surgery fixed the issue.

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 05:52 PM (WDjG6)

118 Apparently, NYC is the place to be if you are lesbians, trans, gheys, illegals, and women voters.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 17, 2025 05:52 PM (ZmEVT)

119 AOC, like Shimmy Kimmel, need to shut up and suck a cock.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 17, 2025 05:52 PM (ATyhH)

120 Like probably everyone here… I am just absolutely sick of getting the homo thing shoved in my face. I wish they’d just keep their perversions to themselves…. I constantly see homos in biktarvy commercials….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 17, 2025 05:52 PM (lepZb)

121 They DO NOT CARE if the company makes money or not.

They don't but Hasbro does. and they are likely to sell D&D soon (and Magic: the Gathering later), because its cratered.

Role Playing Games have already taken a nasty downturn for years now, but D&D was the one bright point because of some clever marketing like Critical Role and getting "influencers" to do D&D.

But the last four years or so, the people running D&D have been so unbelievably bad and stupid and offensive its just shocking. Its like they are deliberately trying to drive customers away

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2025 05:52 PM (dfIr7)

122 >>I especially like the false eyelashes on some girls.

Literally the FIRST thing a man looks at when he spies an attractive woman.

A gay man.
Posted by: garrett

Would not know.
Anyone else?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 17, 2025 05:53 PM (/lPRQ)

123 116 There are silly pet videos.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 17, 2025 05:52 PM (kTd/k)

I'm told the internet is meant for two things, and that's one of them...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2025 05:53 PM (ynpvh)

124 >When I was just getting into the work force, I had to stop every ten miles to clean my windshield on the way to work. Deloitte was dumping waste oil and byproducts into the air, land, and sea. I'm lucky to be alive!

made me lol
thanks

Posted by: cherries in season at October 17, 2025 05:53 PM (8ocT3)

125 They all remind me of Tiny Tim. Poor chap.

Posted by: dreamingrobot at October 17, 2025 05:54 PM (EyfuW)

126 That is unkind. They were nerds. Most of them would have fallen in love and adored an nice girl that love them.

Yeah they were dorks who worshipped women but were terrified of them. Or guys who would love a girlfriend but knew they had no shot so they never tried.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2025 05:54 PM (dfIr7)

127
I would say the biggest scams are all the medications, reverse mortgages, and other such products peddled to seniors over tv ads.
Posted by: whig

=============

The point is, these olds are so damn gullible. How could a generation so close to the fight against Hitler hear the proposition that destructive forces are afoot and answer, "NO one would do thaaat!" (pleasant laughter)

Or is it because it has to come with a swastika and millions of deaths in pitched battle or it isn't dangerous?

When tf did old people lose their edge?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 05:55 PM (ldc7S)

128 "Where do people turn if they simply want to relax and laugh?"

I have been watching James Bond films. I saw "You Only Live Twice" last night. I don't think that I ever saw it before.

I read all the books, when I was 19. It's a fantasy of sorts.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 17, 2025 05:55 PM (ZmEVT)

129 My only comment is that AOC's nose annoys me bigly.

I can't tell if she has a rhinoplasty or was deformed at birth. Other than being stupid, of course, which is also annoying as well as thinking she is Cersei of Congress.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 17, 2025 05:24 PM (6PCLE)

Yeah, her nose looks exactly like the bridge enhancements that are so popular with Korean actresses.

Did she have a flat nose bridge before? I don't pay that much attention to her.

She's probably trying to keep up her Dim Poster Girl image up by having small bits of plastic surgery done cuz she realizes that in fact she is hitting the wall. She's not a goblin but all the unnecessary eye-rolling when she speaks makes her look like Eddie Cantor launching into "If You Knew Susie".

Posted by: naturalfake at October 17, 2025 05:55 PM (iJfKG)

130 >>I especially like the false eyelashes on some girls.

Literally the FIRST thing a man looks at when he spies an attractive woman.

A gay man.
Posted by: garrett

A man desires to look at a woman's heart; her boobs get in the way.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2025 05:55 PM (ynpvh)

131 Jimmy Kimmel's Ratings Have Now Fallen...

Related?

Jimmy Kimmel Puts on a Drag Queen Storytime with Trixie Mattel, Who Reads Eric Trump's New Book to Children.

I love it! You want to ban drag performers from reading to kids at the local school? Drag performers reading rainbow here we come! Even better that it’s Kimmel, it’s like you tried to get rid of them but you failed

The kids were fantastic. I mean so was Trixie, but the kid who was like “Imma stop you there…can we just get lunch?” was priceless.

PeopleMagazineOfficial: The book — *Under Siege: My Family's Fight to Save Our Nation* — was not well-received by the children and was previously roasted by late-night host Jimmy Kimmel
* Mattel's story hour comes following a push to ban drag and stop queens from interacting with children

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 17, 2025 05:55 PM (ycI94)

132 I'm told the internet is meant for two things, and that's one of them

Obligatory

https://youtu.be/LTJvdGcb7Fs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2025 05:56 PM (dfIr7)

133 20 DnD will eventually get spun off b/c it becomes wildly unprofitable...then someone who actually roleplays will buy it and return it to its former self, albeit still making no money b/c tabletop roleplayers are cheap...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 17, 2025 05:27 PM (tOcjL)

Well to be fair who wants to spend $$$ to buy a dozen books (or however many these days) at $50+ each?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 17, 2025 05:56 PM (8hxDK)

134 Yeah they were dorks who worshipped women but were terrified of them. Or guys who would love a girlfriend but knew they had no shot so they never tried.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

All they had to do was LARP a minotaur.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 17, 2025 05:56 PM (/lPRQ)

135 11 My only comment is that AOC's nose annoys me bigly.

I can't tell if she has a rhinoplasty or was deformed at birth. Other than being stupid, of course, which is also annoying as well as thinking she is Cersei of Congress.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 17, 2025 05:24 PM (6PCLE)

I woulda expected her donkey chompers...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2025 05:56 PM (ynpvh)

136 That's using your head, Brandon!

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson is now proposing a new "head tax" to fix the deficit after destroying their budget.
All companies employing 100+ people in Chicago will have to pay a tax of $21 per employee per month, simply for having employees.
A punishment for hiring people.

-
Taxes are magic. They'll solve every problem!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 17, 2025 05:56 PM (L/fGl)

137 Network fare's appeal is becoming more selective

Posted by: Don Black at October 17, 2025 05:57 PM (AOsQT)

138 Evening approacheth, folken!

Since I never watched Jimmy Kimmel or Fallon or any of the nighttime people who swarmed the airwaves after Johnny Carson and Jay Leno left, I feel no loss whatever. Since I never really watched network "news," not even when I was a young man, I feel no loss whatever.

We go forth. Or froth, as I was about to type. Whatever.

I hope you all have a good Friday evening and weekend planned. In a little bit I have to feed the cats; Dagny La Siberienne is giving me The Look, and I can hear Stirling coming out with little chirps that clearly say, "We're in a famine over here."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 17, 2025 05:57 PM (omVj0)

139 AOC is definitely not ugly but she’s not beautiful either. She’s above average but she’s been moving in the wrong direction recently… maybe putting on weight?

Dude, she's well over 30. It's going to be nonstop downhill for her (and 98% of people)

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at October 17, 2025 05:57 PM (ycI94)

140 When tf did old people lose their edge?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Something to do with dementia ?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 17, 2025 05:57 PM (/lPRQ)

141 131 Jimmy Kimmel's Ratings Have Now Fallen...

Related?

Jimmy Kimmel Puts on a Drag Queen Storytime with Trixie Mattel, Who Reads Eric Trump's New Book to Children.

I love it! You want to ban drag performers from reading to kids at the local school? Drag performers reading rainbow here we come! Even better that it’s Kimmel, it’s like you tried to get rid of them but you failed

The kids were fantastic. I mean so was Trixie, but the kid who was like “Imma stop you there…can we just get lunch?” was priceless.

PeopleMagazineOfficial: The book — *Under Siege: My Family's Fight to Save Our Nation* — was not well-received by the children and was previously roasted by late-night host Jimmy Kimmel
* Mattel's story hour comes following a push to ban drag and stop queens from interacting with children

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 17, 2025 05:55 PM (ycI94)

Waiting for Drag-queen Auntifey reading hour...it's for the chil'ins!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2025 05:57 PM (ynpvh)

142 All they had to do was LARP a minotaur

Who knew?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2025 05:58 PM (dfIr7)

143 heartbreaking tweet from Loomer
x.com/LauraLoomer/status/1979218166375932219
this might explain a few things.
If you are Jewish reading this, I suggest you pray for her. I'm not, and I'll do it. The mi sheberak might work if she doesn't want the intercession of the Christian saints etc

Posted by: gKWVE at October 17, 2025 05:58 PM (gKWVE)

144 Re: that D&D pic: I love the cocktail umbrellas in the beer flagons. The lute players a dude with tits, and there's even a ghey owlbear. I have no idea why the tower in the background is semi-hard.

I think the idea that the whole thing is an illusion caused by the Beholder (posted by FeatherBlade) as it's about to destroy everyone is pretty cool, but definitely not the intention.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 17, 2025 05:59 PM (8hxDK)

145 AOC is getting a little long in the tooth, but she still looks good. She reminds me of a movie star in this photo, but I can't quite place who: https://tinyurl.com/v5bamt5f

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 17, 2025 06:00 PM (ycI94)

146 I cut the cable in Jan, 2022.

I get my "news" on the Internet.

Thanks to "J.J. Sefton."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 17, 2025 06:00 PM (ZmEVT)

147 AOC has Charles Manson eyes

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 17, 2025 06:01 PM (ATyhH)

148 Yimmy Jimmy crashes and burns takes A-Mess-NBC and the Crumby News Network(CNN) with him

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 17, 2025 06:01 PM (wGqjj)

149 145 AOC is getting a little long in the tooth, but she still looks good. She reminds me of a movie star in this photo, but I can't quite place who: https://tinyurl.com/v5bamt5f

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 17, 2025 06:00 PM (ycI94)

I see TWO asses...

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at October 17, 2025 06:01 PM (ynpvh)

150
Lifelong male Dems are dying off. She appeals to the only people stupider than her: immature, unmarried women.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

==============

I'm sorry to tell you, but a 2025 survey by the Cato Institute and YouGov found that 62% of Americans aged 18–29 say they hold a “favorable view” of “socialism.

And socialism has young, energetic, charismatic, attractive, well-spoken leaders with world-class skills at trickery and deceit.

I don't think they're going to take the White House in 2028, but Trump's likely successors better have great game.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 06:02 PM (ldc7S)

151 I think the idea that the whole thing is an illusion caused by the Beholder (posted by FeatherBlade) as it's about to destroy everyone is pretty cool, but definitely not the intention.

Yeah well as a tweeter put it, the beholder is an evil monster who mind controls people to do things they know are horrible and wrong. It's turned the whole town queer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2025 06:02 PM (dfIr7)

152
The point is, these olds are so damn gullible. How could a generation so close to the fight against Hitler hear the proposition that destructive forces are afoot and answer, "NO one would do thaaat!" (pleasant laughter)

Or is it because it has to come with a swastika and millions of deaths in pitched battle or it isn't dangerous?

When tf did old people lose their edge?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
======
I think it is more the preponderance of elderly in society that is rare historically. Older people literally do get set in their ways, their beliefs, etc. as a group. But given the baby dearth (not talking about immigrants) in the US since at least the 70's, our population skews much older in political power and wealth than previous generations of humans. Same dynamic going on in Euroland, Japan, and China.

An aging society reacts very differently to challenges than a younger one.

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 06:02 PM (WDjG6)

153 A man desires to look at a woman's heart; her boobs get in the way.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2025 05:55 PM (ynpvh)

I was curious one day and asked my husband what he noticed first on the hospital elevator where we met. A girl he was sort of dating introduced us.

He said: eyes/boobs/hair. I am unsure how he saw much of anything as I was wearing a white uniform and my hair was up in a bun. Then, with his hands, he did a mocking of my eyelashes, which I was not batting but looking down as I thought he was handsome.

He ain't ghey. I was the last of his girlfriend collection that was a lot when he adds them up from HS. I guess his x-ray eyes could see under the uniform? Dunno.

He got to know my heart over a month or so, and that was it except for the break ups and make ups for no reason he even knows the first year. My own moron.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 17, 2025 06:02 PM (6PCLE)

154 First I look at the purse

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2025 06:02 PM (viF8m)

155 147 AOC has Charles Manson eyes

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 17, 2025 06:01 PM (ATyhH)

Bette Davis eyes >>> Charles Manson eyes

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2025 06:02 PM (ynpvh)

156 103 I said this in an earlier thread today… you want a hawt congresswoman? Anna Paulina Luna… or even crazy Nancy Mace…. Hawt
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 17, 2025 05:49 PM (lepZb)
________
I'll pass on Mace. But Luna is an actual 10.

Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 17, 2025 06:02 PM (s0JqF)

157 Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 17, 2025 06:00 PM (ycI94)

That link killed my browser (Brave)

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 17, 2025 06:03 PM (ZmEVT)

158 147 AOC has Charles Manson eyes
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

I can ignore Rule #1 for her just once, right? Sex with hot crazy girls is the best, right? As long as we all know it's casual upfront, what could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Every Army PFC at October 17, 2025 06:03 PM (ycI94)

159 The Cultural Marxist Seminaries have been teaching Socialism and H8 America for 40 years

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2025 06:03 PM (+qU29)

160 All these news networks keep losing ratings, yet never seem to go the fuck away.

Guess I just continue to ignore them.

Posted by: Pug Mahon Knows Stuff at October 17, 2025 06:03 PM (0aYVJ)

161 145 AOC is getting a little long in the tooth, but she still looks good. She reminds me of a movie star in this photo, but I can't quite place who: https://tinyurl.com/v5bamt5f
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 17, 2025 06:00 PM (ycI94)

You're stepping into Akbar's yard.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 17, 2025 06:03 PM (8hxDK)

162 You can't beat a moron baby.

Posted by: dreamingrobot at October 17, 2025 06:05 PM (EyfuW)

163 All these news networks keep losing ratings, yet never seem to go the fuck away.

Like SNL, late night talk shows, and news broadcasts are cheap to produce, and what else are they gonna run then? Reruns of reality shows?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2025 06:05 PM (dfIr7)

164 161 145 AOC is getting a little long in the tooth, but she still looks good. She reminds me of a movie star in this photo, but I can't quite place who: https://tinyurl.com/v5bamt5f
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 17, 2025 06:00 PM (ycI94)

You're stepping into Akbar's yard.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 17, 2025 06:03 PM (8hxDK)

That ass is kinda hot

Posted by: Mohhamed bin Mohhamed at October 17, 2025 06:05 PM (ynpvh)

165 I'm sure AOC was trying to say Dupont but she's just too dumb.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 17, 2025 06:05 PM (Xdhm/)

166 AOC knows nothing about me.

Posted by: Cuyahoga River at October 17, 2025 06:05 PM (pNkJD)

167 You're stepping into Akbar's yard.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti

Lol. I AM Ackbar. But it wasn't a surprise picture of an ugly person, so I figured there was no trap.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 17, 2025 06:06 PM (ycI94)

168 162 You can't beat a moron baby.

Posted by: dreamingrobot at October 17, 2025 06:05 PM (EyfuW)

Um...wording?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2025 06:06 PM (ynpvh)

169 You know AOC will outlast me and will look like Nanzi in 40 yeats

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2025 06:07 PM (+qU29)

170 AOC knows nothing about me.
Posted by: Cuyahoga River at October 17, 2025 06:05 PM

or me either.

Posted by: Summer's Eve at October 17, 2025 06:07 PM (x057s)

171 The point is, these olds are so damn gullible. How could a generation so close to the fight against Hitler hear the proposition that destructive forces are afoot and answer, "NO one would do thaaat!" (pleasant laughter)

Or is it because it has to come with a swastika and millions of deaths in pitched battle or it isn't dangerous?

When tf did old people lose their edge?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Remember, that was not the Boomers, but their (our) parents. Who are almost all gone. They fought WWII. We ran like rabbits from Viet Nam.

But I recommend not coming up with anything resembling a grand theory of how older/younger people think, beyond the very obvious ones. Such theories are usually wrong. Split, don't lump.

Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 17, 2025 06:07 PM (s0JqF)

172 You can't beat a moron baby.

I dunno, they are pretty small I might be able to

...I denounce myself

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2025 06:07 PM (dfIr7)

173 160 All these news networks keep losing ratings, yet never seem to go the fuck away.

Guess I just continue to ignore them.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Takes time for the audience to die away. Given another decade, probably half the current viewers of cable news will be gone and mebbe about 1/3 of broadcast tv.
There is a reason that all the entertainment companies now want to spin off and ditch their cable TV channels and even broadcast networks probably will be on the block when Iger leaves (ABC). If they wait too long, the properties will be worth nothing.

Streaming and on demand is the future and that means a very splintered media landscape compared with broadcast tv or even cable news era.

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 06:08 PM (WDjG6)

174 “164 161 145 AOC is getting a little long in the tooth, but she still looks good”

That fatass? She gets $170K and she STILL can’t find a decent orthodontist or just a simple dentist?

I’m from the northeast side of San Antonio and AOC is so gross she almost makes me want to swear off and totally ignore Hispanic women. Or women in general. As the late great philosopher Rush Limbaugh said, “Politics is show business for the ugly.”

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 17, 2025 06:08 PM (pNkJD)

175 [iYou can't beat a moron baby.

I dunno, they are pretty small I might be able to

...I denounce myself
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2025 06:07 PM]

You carry them around like a bowling ball.

Posted by: toby928 at October 17, 2025 06:08 PM (jc0TO)

176 >>@EricLDaugh
·
>>1m
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump COMMUTES the sentence of former Rep. GEORGE SANTOS.

>>WOW. He's going free.

>>"I just signed a Commutation, releasing George Santos from prison, IMMEDIATELY. Good luck George, have a great life!"

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2025 06:08 PM (viF8m)

177 167 You're stepping into Akbar's yard.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti

Lol. I AM Ackbar. But it wasn't a surprise picture of an ugly person, so I figured there was no trap.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 17, 2025 06:06 PM (ycI94)

Whoops lol

Still, duplicitous. I was expecting a picture of AOC looking very attractive and like a movie star.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 17, 2025 06:09 PM (8hxDK)

178 AOC has Charles Manson eyes
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

Nah. She's got Eddie Cantor eyes.

https://tinyurl.com/ms7fejms

She should probably prance around when speaking too.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 17, 2025 06:09 PM (iJfKG)

179 Streaming and on demand is the future and that means a very splintered media landscape compared with broadcast tv or even cable news era.
Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 06:08 PM (WDjG6)

I’m wondering what that does for the broadcast affiliates after awhile.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 17, 2025 06:09 PM (pNkJD)

180
158 147 AOC has Charles Manson eyes
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

"Yang sanpaku" (whites visible above the iris) is believed to signal mental imbalance and potential violence.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 17, 2025 06:09 PM (6PCLE)

181
An aging society reacts very differently to challenges than a younger one.
Posted by: whig

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I must have the wrong idea of oldsters because I have this stereotypical image of them as skeptical, cagey, ornery, Git Offa My Lawn, etc.

Instead they're pleasantly going along with every government deception, and they're the first people to drive to the store, purchase 3 $500 gift cards, drive home, and report the serial numbers to "IRS Agent Dave Smith" with a thick Indian accent to make the remainder of their tax payment. honestly lolol wtf?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 06:10 PM (ldc7S)

182 I'm sorry to tell you, but a 2025 survey by the Cato Institute and YouGov found that 62% of Americans aged 18–29 say they hold a “favorable view” of “socialism.

And socialism has young, energetic, charismatic, attractive, well-spoken leaders with world-class skills at trickery and deceit.

I don't think they're going to take the White House in 2028, but Trump's likely successors better have great game.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 06:02 PM (ldc7S)

It's hard to beat a good looking huckster promising free stuff for everyone, especially if the economy is not so hot

Posted by: Josephistan at October 17, 2025 06:11 PM (G0Uu2)

183 180
158 147 AOC has Charles Manson eyes
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

"Yang sanpaku" (whites visible above the iris) is believed to signal mental imbalance and potential violence.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 17, 2025 06:09 PM (6PCLE)

Um...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2025 06:11 PM (ynpvh)

184 They DO NOT CARE if the company makes money or not.

They don't but Hasbro does. and they are likely to sell D&D soon (and Magic: the Gathering later), because its cratered.

Role Playing Games have already taken a nasty downturn for years now, but D&D was the one bright point because of some clever marketing like Critical Role and getting "influencers" to do D&D.

But the last four years or so, the people running D&D have been so unbelievably bad and stupid and offensive its just shocking. Its like they are deliberately trying to drive customers away

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2025 05:52 PM

I don't know about magic cratering, there are still tournaments all over the world that draw hundreds of people with payouts in the thousands of $$$. It is still viable as far as the competitive market goes. And almost all of the tournaments are open sealed deck tourneys where the players buy in and play with random deck builds.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2025 06:11 PM (0N4FZ)

185 169 You know AOC will outlast me and will look like Nanzi in 40 yeats
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2025 06:07 PM (+qU29)

Are there youts in the 40 yeats?

I won't be here to know. I hope I won't be!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 17, 2025 06:12 PM (6PCLE)

186 182 I'm sorry to tell you, but a 2025 survey by the Cato Institute and YouGov found that 62% of Americans aged 18–29 say they hold a “favorable view” of “socialism.

They did in 1972 too. What happened to McGovern?

I’m sorry to tell everyone here but the young are stupid. A lot of that 62% are going to get mugged by reality when they start trying to start businesses or work for a business.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 17, 2025 06:12 PM (pNkJD)

187 Pritzker - Legalinsurrection.com-ICE should be charged for breaking State and Local laws

Secede from the union then

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2025 06:13 PM (+qU29)

188 But I recommend not coming up with anything resembling a grand theory of how older/younger people think, beyond the very obvious ones. Such theories are usually wrong. Split, don't lump.
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum)
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That is an individual pique that some people have when their particular group is classified as to its general characteristics. Generalities actually do fairly well as typologies are usually the first attempt to systematize understandings.

And shared socialization is one of those things regarding age cohorts that inevitably affect how they see and view the world. Not everyone is the same obviously but when you subject a vast majority of a cohort to the same socializing events, likes, etc., then you get similarities among that cohort that are less relevant when describing different cohorts.

If one is mathematically inclined, then you take the next step using statistical controls of events when looking for patterns from the simple to the complex. But your recommendations are about as bad as mindless generalizations.

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 06:13 PM (WDjG6)

189 I breathed in some of that non-drinkable air that AOC was bitching about, and I still gained weight!

But at least my liver's not on fire.

Posted by: Random Random at October 17, 2025 06:13 PM (RRCAT)

190
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2025 06:08 PM (viF8m)

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That doesn't seem good.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 06:14 PM (ldc7S)

191 Awesome. Santos is going free. Maybe the first Congressman in history to be more honest in the House than he was outside it

Posted by: gKWVE at October 17, 2025 06:14 PM (gKWVE)

192 That doesn't seem good.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 06:14 PM (ldc7S)

I think it's okay... He got 7 years which seems extreme.. Trump just commuted the sentence

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2025 06:15 PM (VE6XX)

193 Rogen had some giggly bimbo on who said that Chinese cartels set up slave labor telephone scammer shops in Burma and and Cambodia.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 17, 2025 06:15 PM (wBaIH)

194 I thought this was funny. Christian comedian John Crist: " if Bible characters took Uber. "Last time I posted it somebody said it I should say viewers need to be fairly familiar with Bible stories to get some of the humor, So I'm saying that because someone said it first and I'll go away now.. 🙂

https://tinyurl.com/5n7nhjr5

Another funny Christian comedian is Tim
Hawkins

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2025 06:16 PM (ZeH0U)

195 171 The point is, these olds are so damn gullible. How could a generation so close to the fight against Hitler hear the proposition that destructive forces are afoot and answer, "NO one would do thaaat!" (pleasant laughter)

Or is it because it has to come with a swastika and millions of deaths in pitched battle or it isn't dangerous?

When tf did old people lose their edge?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
______
Remember, that was not the Boomers, but their (our) parents. Who are almost all gone. They fought WWII. We ran like rabbits from Viet Nam.

But I recommend not coming up with anything resembling a grand theory of how older/younger people think, beyond the very obvious ones. Such theories are usually wrong. Split, don't lump.
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 17, 2025 06:07 PM (s0JqF)
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I'd speculate (and possibly wager) that the "No one would do that!" crowd correlates very closely with the cohort that still has network TV service and newspaper subscriptions. When the world left their tech behind, it left them behind as well and they're permanently stuck there. They don't see the change because they're looking at something different entirely.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 17, 2025 06:16 PM (QdGJh)

196 Is the heat off from that Bhopal thing yet?

Posted by: Dow at October 17, 2025 06:16 PM (wVcYX)

197 You lost me at gay Beholder.

Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at October 17, 2025 06:16 PM (fTTnm)

198
It's hard to beat a good looking huckster promising free stuff for everyone, especially if the economy is not so hot
Posted by: Josephistan

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Especially when they have entire media, entertainment, and education industries behind them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 06:17 PM (ldc7S)

199 Instead they're pleasantly going along with every government deception, and they're the first people to drive to the store, purchase 3 $500 gift cards, drive home, and report the serial numbers to "IRS Agent Dave Smith" with a thick Indian accent to make the remainder of their tax payment. honestly lolol wtf?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Wet Brain!

Posted by: Rum Dum at October 17, 2025 06:17 PM (oftw2)

200 President said fuck today.

Hope it makes you happy.

Posted by: dreamingrobot at October 17, 2025 06:19 PM (EyfuW)

201 I don't know about magic cratering

No I meant D&D, but MTG is on its way out as well. Its seeing a temporary interest right now although it has faded from its former popularity, because they are propping it up by putting every licensed property they can find into the cards. This increases collectability in the short term but it does not attract players and long term health for the property.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2025 06:20 PM (dfIr7)

202 Not so fast. I believe Jimmy is trying to access the sympathy ratings. Sort of like giving a kid with Downs Syndrome a talk show. People will start tuning in to see the exact second he loses it, and does something even the most ardent supporter can't stomach. It's going to happen. Jimmy isn't exactly a grounded soul. He's going to do something extremely stupid, and soon.

Posted by: Orson at October 17, 2025 06:21 PM (dIske)

203 I must have the wrong idea of oldsters because I have this stereotypical image of them as skeptical, cagey, ornery, Git Offa My Lawn, etc.

Instead they're pleasantly going along with every government deception, and they're the first people to drive to the store, purchase 3 $500 gift cards, drive home, and report the serial numbers to "IRS Agent Dave Smith" with a thick Indian accent to make the remainder of their tax payment. honestly lolol wtf?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Quick answers, overmedication, tendency to believe the vanished world of high trust in their youth still exists, less inhibited emotions, and increased responses to stimuli like fear, anger, etc. Add in declining socialization and increased solitude. Then you have incipient dementia.

I can probably come up with a few more but these I observed in my own mother.

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 06:22 PM (WDjG6)

204 NOOD

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2025 06:23 PM (ynpvh)

205 Speaking of MeTV . . . Svengoolie tomorrow night (10/1

will have first Young Frankenstein, and then the 1931 original film! October stuff for sure!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 17, 2025 06:23 PM (omVj0)

206
When the world left their tech behind, it left them behind as well and they're permanently stuck there. They don't see the change because they're looking at something different entirely.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky

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Another reason why I think kids ought to mercilessly flog their parents along in the march of technology. And why I ain't gettin' no left behind neither nohow.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2025 06:24 PM (ldc7S)

207 188 ...Split, don't lump.
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum)
=======
That is an individual pique that some people have when their particular group is classified as to its general characteristics. Generalities actually do fairly well as typologies are usually the first attempt to systematize understandings.

And shared socialization is one of those things regarding age cohorts that inevitably affect how they see and view the world. Not everyone is the same obviously but when you subject a vast majority of a cohort to the same socializing events, likes, etc., then you get similarities among that cohort that are less relevant when describing different cohorts.

If one is mathematically inclined, then you take the next step using statistical controls of events when looking for patterns from the simple to the complex. But your recommendations are about as bad as mindless generalizations.
Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 06:13 PM (WDjG6)
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That is 100% garbage, from the initial ad hominem (alleging pique) through the fake scientific crap. All you are really doing is lumping things together to fit your preferred narrative. Where you learn is where you look at the contrasts.

Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 17, 2025 06:25 PM (s0JqF)

208 I think converting that Beholder to a gay thing is fucked in the head.

Posted by: Clark Griswold at October 17, 2025 06:33 PM (ufFY8)

209 That is 100% garbage, from the initial ad hominem (alleging pique) through the fake scientific crap. All you are really doing is lumping things together to fit your preferred narrative. Where you learn is where you look at the contrasts.
Posted by: Eeyore
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I was polite to you--pique is what people do when they don't like particular generalizations of their group (see above with about D&D players for example). It is a generalization which you promptly took as a personal attack. It is more an observation about personalities.

I learned factor and cluster analysis way back in the 90's for particular projects which originated in trying to understand how to create a typology and what joins a group together is as important as distinctions between groups. And those factors in society are socialization with perhaps a dash of genetics.

You might try reading some of that literature in social sciences from the 70's to the 90's where we tried to understand similarities and dissimilarities in groups and struggled to actually put that into mathematical models. Sometimes we did well, sometimes not depending on the subject.

So you do you. I'll do me.

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 06:35 PM (WDjG6)

210 AOC would be ok until she opened her yap. And she is going downhill. Hopefully she will get drunk on live TV and tell us all what she thinks of us. And it won't be pretty.

Posted by: Case at October 17, 2025 06:35 PM (9HFDU)

211 Fox News’s decline makes sense, their viewership tends to spike then a Dem is in the White House and decline when the GOP takes over. And the reverse used to be true for CNN and MSNBC. The fact that Trump is in the White House and they no longer feel compelled to run obvious bullshit about how virile and sharp the President is should be a boon to their ratings. What gives?

Posted by: Irving Washington at October 18, 2025 05:05 PM (reCyw)

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