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polarbearrelocated1970.jpg
A dangerous polar bear is relocated in ca. 1970 Canada
The polar bear was a Gentle Giant who was
just turning his life around. He was thinking about
enrolling in CUNY and becoming a rapper.

The hero Gotham neither wants nor needs.

Cats being straight savages.

Dog jumps around like a goof. For those of you who say you never heard Taylor Swift, the clip contains one second of her song Shake It Off (repeated ten times).

Baby elephant being an absolute bandit.

Punkin' pop.

Grooming your chinchilla, if you take my meaning.

Border collie tries to train the baby.

Good dog takes his asthma inhaler like a champ.

Senior dachshund is A+++ at agility.

Tom & Jerry in real life.

Golden approaches a scared kitten carefully to make frenz.

Pack tactics.


Posted by: Ace at 07:20 PM




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Posted by: runner at October 15, 2025 07:21 PM (g47mK)

2 lol, FIRST! and not that impostorous Elric...

Posted by: runner at October 15, 2025 07:21 PM (g47mK)

3 Thank you, Ace!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2025 07:22 PM (hGA0Z)

4 The bear looks drunk, also it is winer so it should be hibernating. Verdict : Bear is fake !

Posted by: runner at October 15, 2025 07:22 PM (g47mK)

5 Canadians, weirdos since 1970s.

Posted by: runner at October 15, 2025 07:23 PM (g47mK)

6 Dogz...

Posted by: man at October 15, 2025 07:24 PM (tubbA)

7 Dog sledding is adorable and funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2025 07:25 PM (Nx5jP)

8 2 hours from Corsica. Ride still sucks.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2025 07:25 PM (Pn56f)

9 Sledding dog is awesome. You just know they had to go out and get him or he'd still be out there.

Posted by: Orson at October 15, 2025 07:25 PM (dIske)

10 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2025 07:25 PM (+qU29)

11 Spell check sucks too

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2025 07:26 PM (Pn56f)

12 Late

Posted by: Accomack at October 15, 2025 07:26 PM (28cZF)

13 I wonder if the easy availability of dog treats has reduced the frequency of attacks on garbagemen and mailcarriers.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 15, 2025 07:27 PM (a+4eV)

14 Thete are always videos hete I wish were longer

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2025 07:30 PM (+qU29)

15 I'd swear I've seen that chinchilla in an Ozzy Man Animals Relaxing video.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2025 07:30 PM (AakUw)

16 Visited Waco, and the Texas Ranger Hall of Fame, and Museum.

Well worth the trip.

So now back in Burleson Tx.

Leave for Corsicana around 1:30 tomorrow afternoon.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2025 07:32 PM (hGA0Z)

17 2 hours from Corsica. Ride still sucks.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2025 07:25 PM


Pro tip: Harleys road trip better than Vespas.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2025 07:35 PM (0sNs1)

18 Or a lWn tractor

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2025 07:35 PM (+qU29)

19 The garbage men are cool.

Posted by: wth at October 15, 2025 07:35 PM (v0R5T)

20 Leave for Corsicana around 1:30 tomorrow afternoon.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2025 07:32 PM

Flying out stupidly early tomorrow. See y'all at the ranch!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2025 07:36 PM (AakUw)

21 When does Berserker march on Paris?

Posted by: gKWVE at October 15, 2025 07:37 PM (gKWVE)

22 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at October 15, 2025 07:37 PM (SRRAx)

23 Y'all keep rubbing it in. I can't leave for Corsicana until Saturday morning. Both of my backups at work are touring our Niagara plant this week.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2025 07:38 PM (X8sJa)

24 Good afternoon good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2025 07:39 PM (cYBz/)

25 Wanted to share this from Babylon Bee.

President Trump's Peace Deal: here's how 12 different news outlets covered the story

- MSNBC: Trump's dangerous peace deal hands Gaza over to homophobic extremists
- NPR: Greta Thunberg achieves peace in Middle East
- OAN: Trump surpasses Jesus as greatest peacemaker of all time
- BuzzFeed: We tried 28 different kinds of Gaza humanitarian aid food and ranked them from worst to best
- CNN: Fascist dictator Trump unilaterally forces peace on Gaza
- BBC: Multiple people stabbed in London, motive remains unclear
- Christianity Today: The Biblical case against peace
- NYT: We retract our previous article reporting Trump killed eleventy billion Gazan children with his bare hands
- ESPN: Top WNBA stars react to Trump's ceasefire deal
- Daily Wire: This ceasefire brought to you by ExpressVPN
- NY Post: Come on Bibi, light my CEASEFIRE
- Al Jazerra: Hamas accepts Israel's complete and total surrender

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2025 07:39 PM (8z6SV)

26 isited Waco, and the Texas Ranger Hall of Fame, and Museum.

Well worth the trip.

So now back in Burleson Tx.

Leave for Corsicana around 1:30 tomorrow afternoon.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Shirley you visited the Mammoth excavation?

And yes, I called you Shirley.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2025 07:40 PM (cYBz/)

27 ***A dangerous polar bear is relocated in ca. 1970 Canada
---

Antique PBS tagging grizzly bear, Craighead was his name (how could one forget a name like that) and his crew had sedated the bear and they were doing their bit then the bear started coming to... now they are running to the (truck? No.) '58 Ford station wagon.
Now, they are secure in the wagon as the bear rips the fenders and hood off. Didn't try for the doors, probably going for the face.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2025 07:40 PM (wE4lY)

28 The Bee never disappoints.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2025 07:41 PM (AakUw)

29 I think youtube might have blocked the Brave browser

Posted by: gKWVE at October 15, 2025 07:41 PM (gKWVE)

30 Bee, no it doesn't. Plus it pisses off lefties for existing, which IMHO is a huge bonus.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2025 07:41 PM (8z6SV)

31
qdp,

Would you stop using bold?

Posted by: fourseasons at October 15, 2025 07:42 PM (3ek7K)

32 People were talking about weather underground in the last thread and I was wondering if anyone has read "Special Topics In Calamity Physics"

It's long so I picked it for an audio book to listen to on an hour long commute into work back in the 00's. I listened to a lot of books back then. It's an odd book but the narrator voice is a millennial aged kid in high school that is finding out her parents were high level undiscovered operators in a weather underground type group. People start to get killed off, teachers, friends, etc..

Again, a very odd book and all fiction, not a biography or anything, but it was an interesting listen. No politics really, all the characters are pretty much are amoral trash with the possible exception of the narrator even though her viewpoint is understood to be unreliable.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2025 07:43 PM (3uBP9)

33 qdp,

Would you stop using bold?

Posted by: fourseasons at October 15, 2025 07:42 PM

It's a bold request, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2025 07:44 PM (AakUw)

34 Ok, folks, some of you may still be on the fence about attending your local "No Kings" protest this Saturday, October 18th. If so, please consider this loving advice from your aunt or grandma Kathy:

“I am going to be 65 on November 4th. So listen to aunt or grandma Kathy when I say our country has never been through anything this horrible in my lifetime. The current so-called president is a fascist.”

“Now, if you don’t know what that is, that’s an authoritarian or a dictator. Now, the reason you don’t want that is because it takes away all your powers of choice.”
-- Kathy Griffin

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2025 07:44 PM (0sNs1)

35
It's not like earth shattering news.

Posted by: fourseasons at October 15, 2025 07:44 PM (3ek7K)

36 Antique PBS tagging grizzly bear, Craighead was his name (how could one forget a name like that) and his crew had sedated the bear and they were doing their bit then the bear started coming to... now they are running to the (truck? No.) '58 Ford station wagon.
Now, they are secure in the wagon as the bear rips the fenders and hood off. Didn't try for the doors, probably going for the face.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2025 07:40 PM (wE4lY)

While I stay in the safety of the truck... OH SHIT!!!!

Posted by: Marlin Perkins. at October 15, 2025 07:46 PM (mP0Kj)

37 >>>President Trump's Peace Deal: here's how 12 different news outlets covered the story
------------

There were some sideways commentary about Netanyahu and the peace deal. Trump said he had to have a set down with Bibi; that the IDF is ready to go.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2025 07:46 PM (wE4lY)

38 Caption for the picture:

WHAT YALL DOIN TO ME

I AINT DONE NOTHING TO NOBODY

You pigs got NOTHING on me, you hear me, NOTHING!!!

Posted by: DudeAbiding at October 15, 2025 07:47 PM (lCHt6)

39 “Now, if you don’t know what that is, that’s an authoritarian or a dictator. Now, the reason you don’t want that is because it takes away all your powers of choice.”
-- Kathy Griffin
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2025 07:44 PM (0sNs1)

Yeah.... Kathy? uh... you don't want me at one of those protests...

Lacerations and Jail time would be the result.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2025 07:48 PM (mP0Kj)

40 "Shirley you visited the Mammoth excavation?

And yes, I called you Shirley."

We're actually are sitting here with Shirley.

And Phil.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2025 07:48 PM (hGA0Z)

41 Caption for the picture:

WHAT YALL DOIN TO ME

I AINT DONE NOTHING TO NOBODY

You pigs got NOTHING on me, you hear me, NOTHING!!!

Posted by: DudeAbiding at October 15, 2025 07:47 PM (lCHt6)

This is democracy manifest!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 15, 2025 07:49 PM (QsRPX)

42 It's an actual chinchilla this time. Recently, you captioned a short video as "chinchilla" when the featured creature was a bush baby.

Posted by: AUTOCUCUMBER at October 15, 2025 07:49 PM (FVLcK)

43 Responding to Willowed comment from last thread:

Hey, RedMindBlueState. Hope you are having a great cigar.

Posted by: Bulg at October 15, 2025 07:50 PM (77rzZ)

44 RMBS...


Bunny is coming, right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2025 07:51 PM (hGA0Z)

45 29 I think youtube might have blocked the Brave browser
Posted by: gKWVE



You are correct. No videos will play on Brave browser. Just tried it.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 15, 2025 07:51 PM (sAmhv)

46 here is an orangutan driving a cart.
youtu.be/RZ_0ImDYrPY
will need Shields Down in Brave apparently.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 15, 2025 07:51 PM (gKWVE)

47 4 The bear looks drunk, also it is winer so it should be hibernating. Verdict : Bear is fake !
Posted by: runner at October 15, 2025 07:22 PM (g47mK)

It's Canada; just because there is snow on the ground doesn't mean it's winter. Ithe picture could have been taken in mid-August for all we know.

Posted by: AUTOCUCUMBER at October 15, 2025 07:52 PM (FVLcK)

48 Bessent is such a prissy bitch it's a pleasure thinking of him cornering the crooks.

https://tinyurl.com/nhzfuzyp

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2025 07:52 PM (wE4lY)

49 It's not just the Brave browser. Videos won't even play on Chrome!

Posted by: the lower depths at October 15, 2025 07:53 PM (+b4rY)

50 29 I think youtube might have blocked the Brave browser
Posted by: gKWVE


You are correct. No videos will play on Brave browser. Just tried it.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 15, 2025 07:51 PM (sAmhv)

---
YouTube plays fine on Brave for me...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 15, 2025 07:53 PM (IBQGV)

51 Flying out stupidly early tomorrow. See y'all at the ranch!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
------------
Flying out at a reasonable hour in the morning. Flying home at a stupid hour on Sunday - airline changed flight.

Posted by: scampydog at October 15, 2025 07:53 PM (5qt3T)

52 34 Ok, folks, some of you may still be on the fence about attending your local "No Kings" protest this Saturday, October 18th. If so, please consider this loving advice from your aunt or grandma Kathy:

“I am going to be 65 on November 4th. So listen to aunt or grandma Kathy when I say our country has never been through anything this horrible in my lifetime. The current so-called president is a fascist.”

“Now, if you don’t know what that is, that’s an authoritarian or a dictator. Now, the reason you don’t want that is because it takes away all your powers of choice.”
-- Kathy Griffin
Posted by: Duncanthrax



And yet she was able to say this and go home, safely. No repercussions what so ever. She hasn't been drug over broken glass, covered in honey, and staked to a fire ant hill. This really is a crappy fascist country. I expect better.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 15, 2025 07:54 PM (sAmhv)

53 All Kathy Griffin has left in her life is hate.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2025 07:56 PM (8z6SV)

54
Puddleglum,

Those people don't live in the real world like we do.

Take away their security protection and see if they change their minds.

Posted by: fourseasons at October 15, 2025 07:57 PM (3ek7K)

55 >>>For those of you who say you never heard Taylor Swift,

Yep. that was me.

>>>the clip contains one second of her song Shake It Off (repeated ten times).

I liked the old me better.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 15, 2025 07:57 PM (syz1S)

56 >>> Whirlpool Corporation today announced a planned $300 million investment in its U.S. laundry manufacturing facilities, one in a series of strategic commitments to grow its American manufacturing footprint.
-------------

Now, see if you can invent one without a motherboard, chips or a printed circuit. You know, analogue.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2025 07:57 PM (wE4lY)

57 LOL... Headline over on MSN right now..

Chief Justice Roberts more than ready to take away Minorities Voting Rights...

Talk about a deceptive headline... he's more than ready to take away giving Minorities MORE privileges... they still get to vote, just they won't be counted in separate geographic areas diluting OTHER minorities political power.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2025 07:58 PM (mP0Kj)

58 Scold rhymes with bold!

Posted by: Whaaaa he's not doing what I want, whaaa! at October 15, 2025 07:59 PM (TbWk/)

59 You are correct. No videos will play on Brave browser. Just tried it.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 15, 2025 07:51 PM (sAmhv)

They've goofed it up on Firefox, too, in any effort to force you to their app where they can drive ads. F 'em.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 15, 2025 08:00 PM (QsRPX)

60 56 Now, see if you can invent one without a motherboard, chips or a printed circuit. You know, analogue.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2025 07:57 PM (wE4lY)

Anal log is the reason why I need a washing machine.

Posted by: Slow Joe at October 15, 2025 08:00 PM (FVLcK)

61 RMBS...


Bunny is coming, right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2025 07:51 PM (hGA0Z)

But Brandt can't watch.

Posted by: Bunny Lebowski at October 15, 2025 08:00 PM (8iB3V)

62 YouTube appears to be having issues currently. You can access the site, but videos are not queuing up.

Posted by: Orson at October 15, 2025 08:00 PM (dIske)

63 This is democracy manifest!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 15, 2025 07:49 PM (QsRPX)

What am I being charged with? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Arctic meal?

Posted by: You know your judo well at October 15, 2025 08:00 PM (TbWk/)

64 58 Scold rhymes with bold!
Posted by: Whaaaa he's not doing what I want, whaaa! at October 15, 2025 07:59 PM (TbWk/)

and rhymes with... 'Mold'? and 'Old'?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2025 08:01 PM (mP0Kj)

65 Outstanding selection, Ace. And the polar bear gag at the top is hilarious.

Posted by: Paco at October 15, 2025 08:01 PM (mADJX)

66 >>>Border collie tries to train the baby.

I just hope that baby isn't allergic to dog slobber.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 15, 2025 08:01 PM (syz1S)

67 Hey, RedMindBlueState. Hope you are having a great cigar.

Posted by: Bulg at October 15, 2025 07:50 PM (77rzZ)

You're going to go far. You're going to fly high.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 15, 2025 08:01 PM (QsRPX)

68 i might have to fold

Posted by: gKWVE at October 15, 2025 08:01 PM (gKWVE)

69 You know, analogue"

Speed Queen...

Posted by: man at October 15, 2025 08:02 PM (tubbA)

70 68 i might have to fold
Posted by: gKWVE at October 15, 2025

That's gold! Gold!

Posted by: Kenny Bania at October 15, 2025 08:02 PM (8iB3V)

71
Diana was banished to the utility room with her aunt Dot after chewing up Mommy's eyedrop bottle last night.

She is now on parole and gets access to the living room, but not the bedroom. She appears somewhat hastened, but she's a Borzoi bitch, so.who knows?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2025 08:02 PM (tgvbd)

72 Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2025 08:03 PM (+qU29)

73 YT is currently jacked up on the interwebz for some reason. Not working on Chrome or Safari.

Posted by: Not the first time it's taken a dive though at October 15, 2025 08:03 PM (TbWk/)

74 This post is for sock removal purposes only. No action is required of the reader. Had this been an actual tankdemon post, you would currently be chuckling at his Algonquin-worthy wit. At this time, please continue to the next comment.

Thank you.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 15, 2025 08:04 PM (FVLcK)

75 RMBS...


Bunny is coming, right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2025 07:51 PM

Absolutely! She's looking forward to seeing you and Mrs. VIA.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2025 08:04 PM (RO7u6)

76 This post is for sock removal purposes only. No action is required of the reader. Had this been an actual tankdemon post, you would currently be chuckling at his Algonquin-worthy wit. At this time, please continue to the next comment.

Thank you.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 15, 2025 08:04 PM (FVLcK)
----
That's exactly what a sock would say.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 15, 2025 08:06 PM (IBQGV)

77 I think youtube might have blocked the Brave browser
Posted by: gKWVE at October 15, 2025 07:41 PM (gKWVE)


I just started noticing that kind of problem within the last couple hours. Since it happens with both Vivaldi and Firefox, I'm thinking it might be a Bitdefender update.

Then again, it's likely that Youtube is just being asshole. That's been happening a lot lately.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 15, 2025 08:06 PM (/HDaX)

78 Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! What is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent arctic seal? GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!!

Posted by: Polar Bear at October 15, 2025 08:07 PM (V362x)

79 Hey, RedMindBlueState. Hope you are having a great cigar.
Posted by: Bulg at October 15, 2025 07:50 PM

Saving it for the smoke pit at the MoMe!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2025 08:07 PM (RO7u6)

80 76 That's exactly what a sock would say.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 15, 2025 08:06 PM (IBQGV)

Maybe an argyle, but not a sweatsock.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 15, 2025 08:08 PM (FVLcK)

81 I'm sold...

NOW STOP THAT RHYMING!!! I MEAN IT!

Posted by: Vizzini at October 15, 2025 08:09 PM (mP0Kj)

82
The bear was lucky they caught him in 1970. In 2025 they would have euthanized him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2025 08:10 PM (tgvbd)

83 This post is for sock removal purposes only. No action is required of the reader. Had this been an actual tankdemon post, you would currently be chuckling at his Algonquin-worthy wit. At this time, please continue to the next comment.

Thank you.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 15, 2025 08:04 PM


No matter whether it's socked or not, wouldn't Algonquin-worth wit be, like, you know, a stylistic signature that identifies the comment as a tankdemon comment?

I, myself, have a 'stylistic signature' that immediately identifies me to many readers.

Also, you missed an opportunity to close with "Thank you for your attention to this matter."

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 15, 2025 08:10 PM (0sNs1)

84 Then again, it's likely that Youtube is just being asshole. That's been happening a lot lately.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 15, 2025 08:06 PM (/HDaX)

They are trying to make sure our Ad blockers don't work...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2025 08:10 PM (mP0Kj)

85 Boarder Collie TRIES to train the baby? That dog trained that baby in like 30 seconds.

Posted by: Max Power at October 15, 2025 08:10 PM (q177U)

86 haha! Youtube is back for me.
so I get to watch Dr Disaster poop on Borderlands 4 which is now discounted from Randy Bitchford's initial askingprice of $70
youtu.be/cWUHnQIhoOA

Posted by: gKWVE at October 15, 2025 08:10 PM (gKWVE)

87 chuckling at his Algonquin-worthy wit. "

So, round the table, no?

Posted by: man at October 15, 2025 08:11 PM (tubbA)

88 I guess it is now a AAA game

Posted by: gKWVE at October 15, 2025 08:12 PM (gKWVE)

89 NOW STOP THAT RHYMING!!! I MEAN IT!
Posted by: Vizzini at October 15, 2025 08:09 PM

Anybody want a peanut?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2025 08:12 PM (RO7u6)

90 Tomorrow is gonna be a long f@cking day.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2025 08:12 PM (viF8m)

91 NOW STOP THAT RHYMING!!! I MEAN IT!
Posted by: Vizzini at October 15, 2025 08:09 PM (mP0Kj)
---
Anybody want a peanut?

Posted by: Fezzik at October 15, 2025 08:12 PM (IBQGV)

92 Tomorrow is gonna be a long f@cking day.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2025 08:12 PM

Coming to TX?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2025 08:13 PM (RO7u6)

93 81 I'm sold...

NOW STOP THAT RHYMING!!! I MEAN IT!
Posted by: Vizzini at October 15, 2025 08:09 PM (mP0Kj)


Anybody want a peanut?

Posted by: Fezzik, the Brute Squad at October 15, 2025 08:13 PM (PiwSw)

94 ----
That's exactly what a sock would say.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
------

Sitting around the campfire, drinking beer, while on an extended bike trip, the talk turned to riding gear. One guy mentioned that he had started wearing Smartwool socks. Another guy quipped, 'Well, if it's so smart, how did it end up as a pair of socks?'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2025 08:13 PM (XeU6L)

95 The Kentuckian is on... great flick!

Posted by: man at October 15, 2025 08:13 PM (tubbA)

96
Anybody want a peanut?
Posted by: Fezzik at October 15, 2025 08:12 PM (IBQGV)

___________

"My Xyler has a peanut allergy. So no one can have any peanuts."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2025 08:14 PM (tgvbd)

97 NOW STOP THAT RHYMING!!! I MEAN IT!
Posted by: Vizzini at October 15, 2025 08:09 PM


Like we had to be told?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 15, 2025 08:14 PM (0sNs1)

98 The Kentuckian is on... great flick!
Posted by: man at October 15, 2025 08:13 PM (tubbA)


He could fry a chicken like no other!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2025 08:15 PM (8z6SV)

99 >>Coming to TX?

Unfortunately, no. I have a date with an MRI machine.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2025 08:16 PM (viF8m)

100 The Kentuckian is on... great flick!
Posted by: man at October 15, 2025 08:13 PM (tubbA)

He could fry a chicken like no other!
Posted by: qdpsteve
------

He could have grinned that bear down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2025 08:16 PM (XeU6L)

101 Meme at Reddit:

"My president brokered peace in Gaza and walked alone in North Korea.

Your president fell off his bike and shit his pants at the Vatican."

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2025 08:17 PM (8z6SV)

102 >>@rawsalerts
·
>>33s
🚨#BREAKING: At this time YouTube, YouTube Music, and YouTube TV are experiencing Major widespread outages globally, leaving millions of users unable to load or play videos.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2025 08:21 PM (viF8m)

103 They are trying to make sure our Ad blockers don't work...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2025 08:10 PM (mP0Kj)


Yeah, they keep dicking with the settings and even when you allow everything for Youtube, it still doesn't work and the browser programmers have to issue an update.

Pricks.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 15, 2025 08:21 PM (/HDaX)

104 They've goofed it up on Firefox, too, in any effort to force you to their app where they can drive ads. F 'em.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder,



LoL. Works for me on Firefox. (shrugs)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 15, 2025 08:22 PM (sAmhv)

105 Then again, maybe they blew their own site up screwing around.

Poetic justice, if true.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 15, 2025 08:23 PM (/HDaX)

106 And I beat all of you down here.
However, Mexia is at some distance from the ranch.
But I did find a nice restaurant, of which I am now a club member, so I can be served alcohol!

Posted by: RI Red at October 15, 2025 08:24 PM (0NBN3)

107 YouTube still works for me.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 15, 2025 08:25 PM (sGHnN)

108 Now, see if you can invent one without a motherboard, chips or a printed circuit. You know, analogue.

That ancient knowledge was lost with the Saturn V.

Posted by: t-bird at October 15, 2025 08:26 PM (9kGtu)

109 Samsung works.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 15, 2025 08:26 PM (sGHnN)

110 Dr Disaster is also reporting that Rise of Skywalker (SW#9) cost $593.7M, which means JarJar Abrams lost Disney money. A shitloadda money!

Posted by: gKWVE at October 15, 2025 08:27 PM (gKWVE)

111 83 No matter whether it's socked or not, wouldn't Algonquin-worth wit be, like, you know, a stylistic signature that identifies the comment as a tankdemon comment?

There are far too many Morons making Algonquin-worthy witiscisms for that to be a giveaway of identity.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 15, 2025 08:28 PM (FVLcK)

112 Saving it for the smoke pit at the MoMe!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Oh, was I supposed to abstain today?

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 15, 2025 08:29 PM (ftFVW)

113 The Rise of Palpatine. No one named Skywalker rose.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 15, 2025 08:29 PM (sGHnN)

114 83 Also, you missed an opportunity to close with "Thank you for your attention to this matter."
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 15, 2025 08:10 PM (0sNs1)

But I am not going to miss the opportunity to say,

Shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 15, 2025 08:30 PM (FVLcK)

115 I was reading today an article about the least populated county in Texas: Loving County, pop. 64. Maybe ya'll should have a MoMe in that county; you could probably literally take it over.

Although what you'd do with it, I don't know.

Posted by: Paco at October 15, 2025 08:30 PM (mADJX)

116 Oh, was I supposed to abstain today?
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 15, 2025 08:29 PM


I abstain everyday.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 15, 2025 08:31 PM (0sNs1)

117 Bring on the the Rey Palpatine Trilogy. Disney will go bankrupt.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 15, 2025 08:31 PM (sGHnN)

118 Samsung works.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 15, 2025 08:26 PM (sGHnN)


Samsung makes a browser?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 15, 2025 08:32 PM (/HDaX)

119 I had no YouTube for about 10 agonizing minutes...

Posted by: Max Power at October 15, 2025 08:32 PM (q177U)

120 118 Yes. It's loaded on Samsung phones. You may need to load it on others.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 15, 2025 08:33 PM (sGHnN)

121 LOL, the Brits (under the Tories then) make Rise Of Skywalker possible by subsidising (their spelling) it for $100M.
tinyurl.com/54ap8azm
So it didn't cost Disney $600M, it cost them $500M and the rest got shifted to the Limey taxpayers. Who voted Tory.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 15, 2025 08:34 PM (gKWVE)

122 Samsung makes a browser?"

Samsung Internet...

Yeah, it's chrome.

Posted by: man at October 15, 2025 08:34 PM (tubbA)

123 I swear, the Conservatives should just pack it in over there. Worse than useless.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 15, 2025 08:35 PM (gKWVE)

124 I was reading today an article about the least populated county in Texas: Loving County, pop. 64. Maybe ya'll should have a MoMe in that county; you could probably literally take it over.

Although what you'd do with it, I don't know.
Posted by: Paco at October 15, 2025 08:30 PM (mADJX)


About the only widespot in Loving County is Mentone.

Y'all can keep it.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 15, 2025 08:35 PM (/HDaX)

125 Oh, was I supposed to abstain today?
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 15, 2025 08:29 PM

Nah, I just live in a condo where I can't smoke. Stupid rules, but I'm still looking for a house in NH where I can make the rules.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2025 08:36 PM (RO7u6)

126 America was once a great country when the chrome was thick and the women were straight. Grooming your chinchilla in public and not behind closed doors like decent human beings is further evidence of the downfall of society at large.

Posted by: Cutting Edge at October 15, 2025 08:36 PM (oftw2)

127 GOPe needs 51 votes to suspend the rules and reopen the government. Or, just pass the 12 new appropriations bills under regular order.

Tying this to the pet thread: Who let the dogs out ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at October 15, 2025 08:38 PM (IAE29)

128
I was reading today an article about the least populated county in Texas: Loving County, pop. 64. Maybe ya'll should have a MoMe in that county; you could probably literally take it over.

Although what you'd do with it, I don't know.
Posted by: Paco


Have a Love-in

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2025 08:38 PM (63Dwl)

129 Unfortunately, no. I have a date with an MRI machine.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2025 08:16 PM

Well...that's about the opposite of fun. Hope everything goes well.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2025 08:38 PM (RO7u6)

130 >>Well...that's about the opposite of fun. Hope everything goes well.

Thanks but I pretty much know where this is headed. Been down this road before.

Maybe next year I'll make it to Texas.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2025 08:42 PM (viF8m)

131 LoL. Works for me on Firefox. (shrugs)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 15, 2025 08:22 PM (sAmhv)

Desktop, yeah. Mobile, vids stop at about 30 seconds in, without fail.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 15, 2025 08:44 PM (QsRPX)

132 122 Samsung makes a browser?"

Samsung Internet...

Yeah, it's chrome.
Posted by: man
-----------------------

One day, someday, someone will develop a superior, smooth, intuitive and independent OS from ios and alphabet.
Pixy says that Pine Phone has a good $199 dollar phone. Problem is, they want close to two grand for it.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2025 08:44 PM (wE4lY)

133 Algonquin J. Calhoun > The Algonquin Roundtable

Posted by: Paco at October 15, 2025 08:46 PM (mADJX)

134 The bear was lucky they caught him in 1970. In 2025 they would have euthanized him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2025 08:10 PM



In fairness, he'd be about 60 years old.

Posted by: toby928 at October 15, 2025 08:47 PM (jc0TO)

135 127 GOPe needs 51 votes to suspend the rules and reopen the government. Or, just pass the 12 new appropriations bills under regular order.

Tying this to the pet thread: Who let the dogs out ?
Posted by: Going deep. Out
-----------

Want to hear more about thousands of non-essentials fired.
They can do the jobs the wet backs were doing.
No Workman's Comp of any sort.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2025 08:47 PM (wE4lY)

136
That ancient knowledge was lost with the Saturn V.
Posted by: t-bird at October 15, 2025 08:26 PM (9kGtu

Saturn 3 > Saturn V

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 15, 2025 08:49 PM (pIfcn)

137 Frank and John Craighead. Well known for grizzly bear research at the University of Montana, Missoula.

Less well known, they authored a Survival Manual for about 1940 World War Two pilots, which is quite good and good reading today for outdoorsman.

YouTube failed for me today, I assumed because I hadn’t updated the latest version. Works OK after updating to latest version.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 15, 2025 08:49 PM (r+qgd)

138 Stupid rules, but I'm still looking for a house in NH where I can make the rules.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2025 08:36 PM (RO7u6)

You can smoke on my lawn . . .

Posted by: RI Red at October 15, 2025 08:49 PM (LJn9Y)

139 You know, if you are a contractor you can't buy workman's comp.
Why? Cause, really, down deep inside you know you aren't part of the system.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2025 08:49 PM (wE4lY)

140 Opera is pretty good.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 15, 2025 08:50 PM (sGHnN)

141 Nah, I just live in a condo where I can't smoke. Stupid rules, but I'm still looking for a house in NH where I can make the rules.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

But you can BBQ, right

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 15, 2025 08:50 PM (/lPRQ)

142 137 Frank and John Craighead. Well known for grizzly bear research at the University of Montana, Missoula.

Less well known, they authored a Survival Manual for about 1940 World War Two pilots, which is quite good and good reading today for outdoorsman.

YouTube failed for me today, I assumed because I hadn’t updated the latest version. Works OK after updating to latest version.
Posted by: Common Tater
------

Thanks, I remembered the video referenced, 'the Craighead's' but it's been a long time. The bear ripping the Ford apart is what fixed it in my mind.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2025 08:52 PM (wE4lY)

143 My state passed a law where most renters can't have a grill.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 15, 2025 08:52 PM (sGHnN)

144 I don't use yoo toobz often. Mostly the quick videos. My feed got a lot of Charlie Kirk, Nate Bargatze, and a few other comedians, and historians, some folks reading scripture. Plus random cool stuff, like watching dudes making giant roller bearings with molten steel. but now 3/4 of the vidyas won;t load.

Maybe it will get fixed. I ain't gonna spend a lot of time trying to fix it myself.

Posted by: Pug Mahon Knows Stuff at October 15, 2025 08:54 PM (0aYVJ)

145 103 They are trying to make sure our Ad blockers don't work...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2025 08:10 PM (mP0Kj)

Yeah, they keep dicking with the settings and even when you allow everything for Youtube, it still doesn't work and the browser programmers have to issue an update.

Pricks.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy
--------------------

Started using Brave Search Engine. At first it was great then it decided that I might be a bot and even on same day, even within the hour it didn't remember that I wasn't a bot. Went through several help sessions with them before I moved over to DDG.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2025 08:58 PM (wE4lY)

146 Saturn 3 > Saturn V
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls

Saturn 3 > Saturn V > Saturn car

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 15, 2025 08:59 PM (ftFVW)

147 >>>Plus random cool stuff, like watching dudes making giant roller bearings with molten steel. but now 3/4 of the vidyas won;t load.
Pug Mahon Knows Stuff
--------

Rhyming, looking at info on movie Sand Pebbles; the ship was a functional construction powered by two Cummins C-180m engines. They used a smoke machine to make it appear steam powered for the long shots.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2025 09:02 PM (wE4lY)

148 Everyone punching F5 like mad monkeys?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2025 09:04 PM (wE4lY)

149 Good evening, everyone!

Posted by: Piper at October 15, 2025 09:07 PM (Wmg4n)

150 Saturn 3 > Saturn V > Saturn car
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 15, 2025 08:59 PM (ftFVW)

___________________________

Sat Urn on the Mantle >Saturn 3 > Saturn V > Saturn car

Posted by: Orson at October 15, 2025 09:07 PM (dIske)

151 F5 will get you past ads eventually.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 15, 2025 09:09 PM (sGHnN)

152 Caption for the picture:

WHAT YALL DOIN TO ME
I AINT DONE NOTHING TO NOBODY
You pigs got NOTHING on me, you hear me, NOTHING!!!
Posted by: DudeAbiding


No! Not in there! The commenters told me stories about the Bear-rel!

Posted by: mikeski at October 15, 2025 09:09 PM (nhCoE)

153 Opera is pretty good."

Yeah, especially Italian. German, not so much...

Posted by: man at October 15, 2025 09:10 PM (tubbA)

154 Camping tonight at a farm in northern Louisiana.
Warm temps and beautiful stars.
Very quiet and peaceful.

MoMe!!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 15, 2025 09:10 PM (33HFj)

155 And yep....thanks once again sweet Ace.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 15, 2025 09:11 PM (mAdag)

156 Opera is a browser.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 15, 2025 09:11 PM (sGHnN)

157 Opera is a browser"

So is Vivaldi...

Posted by: man at October 15, 2025 09:12 PM (tubbA)

158 156 Opera is a browser.
Posted by: Boss Moss
------------

Deer too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2025 09:12 PM (wE4lY)

159 A few more things to load up and I will be ready to ride at dawn! Or a little before. 😀

Posted by: Piper at October 15, 2025 09:14 PM (Wmg4n)

160 My state passed a law where most renters can't have a grill.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 15, 2025 08:52 PM (sGHnN)

Commies.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 15, 2025 09:14 PM (QsRPX)

161 The North Carolina Democrat who made a big show of voting against restrictions on schools secretly transing kids has been arrested for pedophilia. It just keeps happening.

https://tinyurl.com/wnx29utj

Posted by: Ian S. at October 15, 2025 09:14 PM (oyazo)

162 Nah, I just live in a condo where I can't smoke. Stupid rules, but I'm still looking for a house in NH where I can make the rules.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2025 08:36 PM (RO7u6)


Is this where I rag on you for Live Free?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2025 09:15 PM (rbvCR)

163 159 A few more things to load up and I will be ready to ride at dawn! Or a little before. 😀
Posted by: Piper
-------------------

Are you going to stop in Biloxi and donate?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2025 09:15 PM (wE4lY)

164 But you can BBQ, right
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 15, 2025 08:50 PM

In theory. Because of the fire code, I can either use an electric grill, which is wrong, or have a gas grill connected to the gas line on the deck. I'm just renting there. Hooking up a gas grill would be a pain.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2025 09:15 PM (RO7u6)

165 Is this where I rag on you for Live Free?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2025 09:15 PM

Point of clarification...I live in MA. I'm looking for property in NH.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2025 09:16 PM (RO7u6)

166 Hooking up a gas grill would be a pain.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
-------

hmmm, If you set the bottle in a corner and ran a line from it to the grill?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2025 09:17 PM (wE4lY)

167 Did someone say opera??

Posted by: Pete Townshend at October 15, 2025 09:17 PM (8z6SV)

168 off British Invasion sock

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2025 09:17 PM (8z6SV)

169 I could have made my drink by now.
And drank it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2025 09:19 PM (wE4lY)

170 Are you going to stop in Biloxi and donate?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal

Donate?

Posted by: Piper at October 15, 2025 09:19 PM (Wmg4n)

171 You can smoke on my lawn . . .
Posted by: RI Red at October 15, 2025 08:49 PM

You know, I bought a cigar especially for range day this past June, and completely forgot to smoke it while we were out there. I feel like I let Weasel down.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2025 09:20 PM (RO7u6)

172 oh ffs "Diverse cast to play composers in Mozart series"
Mozart is half Asian.

Posted by: gKWVE is having a nightmare at October 15, 2025 09:20 PM (gKWVE)

173 hmmm, If you set the bottle in a corner and ran a line from it to the grill?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2025 09:17 PM

Nope. Has to be connected to the gas pipe. No lp bottles.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2025 09:21 PM (RO7u6)

174 most renters can't have a grill"

Bummer. Can they have 22s?

Oh... grill.

Posted by: man at October 15, 2025 09:22 PM (tubbA)

175 Mozart is half Asian."

Which half?

Posted by: man at October 15, 2025 09:23 PM (tubbA)

176 Casino. May as well consider it a donation.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2025 09:24 PM (wE4lY)

177 Mozart is half Asian."

Which half

Posted by: man at October 15, 2025 09:23 PM

*sigh*

Posted by: Mrs. Mozart at October 15, 2025 09:24 PM (RO7u6)

178 Bald Eagle asks Dogo for help

https://tinyurl.com/396sxjx3

Posted by: Fen at October 15, 2025 09:25 PM (t8fhO)

179 JackStraw,
Prayers up for tomorrow. Good luck.

Posted by: Wenda at October 15, 2025 09:26 PM (7IeTt)

180 All this talk about grills reminded me of this:

https://tinyurl.com/3zuy7cv7

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2025 09:26 PM (RO7u6)

181 Point of clarification...I live in MA. I'm looking for property in NH.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2025 09:16 PM (RO7u6)


I live in Oregon where the motto is, She Flies By Her Own Wings and the state government only survives on federal money.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2025 09:27 PM (rbvCR)

182 They are remaking Amadeus with with a race swapped piano prayel.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 15, 2025 09:27 PM (sGHnN)

183 "Diverse cast to play composers in Mozart series"

Odd that they never race-swap Hitler

Posted by: Fen at October 15, 2025 09:27 PM (t8fhO)

184 25 Wanted to share this from Babylon Bee.

President Trump's Peace Deal: here's how 12 different news outlets covered the story:

(Check out #11, LMAO!- Rex B)
- NY Post: Come on Bibi, light my CEASEFIRE

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2025 07:39 PM (8z6SV)


Thanks, qdpSteve

Posted by: Rex B at October 15, 2025 09:27 PM (+xk6Q)

185 I live in Oregon where the motto is, She Flies By Her Own Wings and the state government only survives on federal money.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2025 09:27 PM

I feel your pain

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2025 09:28 PM (RO7u6)

186 sigh*
Posted by: Mrs. Mozart"
"
Is it, ah, twu what they say about the way you people are gifted?

It's twu, it's twu"

Posted by: man at October 15, 2025 09:29 PM (tubbA)

187 So a Democrat representative in North Carolina has been arrested for pedophilia?

Sounds about right.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 15, 2025 09:29 PM (33HFj)

188 “Now, if you don’t know what that is, that’s an authoritarian or a dictator. Now, the reason you don’t want that is because it takes away all your powers of choice.”
-- Kathy Griffin
Posted by: Duncanthrax
And yet she was able to say this and go home, safely. No repercussions what so ever. She hasn't been drug over broken glass, covered in honey, and staked to a fire ant hill. This really is a crappy fascist country. I expect better.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 15, 2025 07:54 PM

I don't seem to recall the red-haired ugly scarecrow being sent to prison or beheaded after she held a bleeding Trump mask during Trump 1.

Perhaps she should go try her crap in Iran or Zimbabwe to meet what she's preaching.

No offense to scarecrows.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 15, 2025 09:29 PM (6PCLE)

189 Rhyming, looking at info on movie Sand Pebbles; the ship was a functional construction powered by two Cummins C-180m engines. They used a smoke machine to make it appear steam powered for the long shots.

Posted by: Braenyard
--------

The HMS Surprise, out of the water, note the twin screws:
https://tinyurl.com/4pfahbne

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2025 09:30 PM (XeU6L)

190 Yes. It's true.
Sky TV's producers have no dick.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 15, 2025 09:32 PM (gKWVE)

191 How many are going to the mome and will you have live stream? Blows kisses. It's going to be a blast!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 15, 2025 09:33 PM (6PCLE)

192 The North Carolina Democrat who made a big show of voting against restrictions on schools secretly transing kids has been arrested for pedophilia. It just keeps happening.

https://tinyurl.com/wnx29utj
Posted by: Ian S.


Dang!
Almost like all these groomers are degenerate perverts that need to see the inside of chippers.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 15, 2025 09:35 PM (/lPRQ)

193
This really is a crappy fascist country. I expect better.

We have Nerf fascism.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2025 09:37 PM (63Dwl)

194 In theory. Because of the fire code, I can either use an electric grill, which is wrong, or have a gas grill connected to the gas line on the deck. I'm just renting there. Hooking up a gas grill would be a pain.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

So you can smoke. At least while grilling.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 15, 2025 09:38 PM (/lPRQ)

195 RexB, you are welcome!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2025 09:38 PM (8z6SV)

196 Thank you Wenda.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2025 09:40 PM (viF8m)

197 Everyone punching F5 like mad monkeys?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2025 09:04 PM (wE4lY)


I believe the correct phrase is 'hitting F5 like a monkey on crack'.

Posted by: RickZ at October 15, 2025 09:42 PM (gKDq2)

198 In theory. Because of the fire code, I can either use an electric grill, which is wrong, or have a gas grill connected to the gas line on the deck. I'm just renting there. Hooking up a gas grill would be a pain.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Ninja makes an electric grill for outside that you can also use wood pellets with. It has a flat griddle plate too.

They are just about as good as the real thing with propane or charcoal.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 15, 2025 09:43 PM (6ydKt)

199 I believe the correct phrase is 'hitting F5 like a monkey on crack'.
Posted by: RickZ

Or like - Hunter Biden hitting F5 like it will give him crack.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 15, 2025 09:44 PM (/lPRQ)

200
lulz?

NBC gay lame fake news laid off some of their woke dead weight?

lulzzzzz

Posted by: Shalom, Soothsayer at October 15, 2025 09:47 PM (aHxlB)

201 --------

The HMS Surprise, out of the water, note the twin screws:
https://tinyurl.com/4pfahbne
Posted by: Mike Hammer,


Replica Ship Sails Into Chula Vista's Marine Group Boat Works
youtube.com/watch?v=j5DuRSVJaOs

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2025 09:48 PM (wE4lY)

202 My dog is scared shitless of the garbage truck. Hates it with a passion.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 15, 2025 09:51 PM (5Yz+T)

203 We have Nerf fascism.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2025 09:37 PM

I know, right? Between The Sound of Music and Cabaret I was expecting our fascism to have more show tunes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2025 09:53 PM (RO7u6)

204 My dog is scared shitless of the garbage truck. Hates it with a passion.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 15, 2025 09:51 PM (5Yz+T)


Probably offends his sensitive nose, all those decomposing smells.

Posted by: RickZ at October 15, 2025 09:53 PM (gKDq2)

205 Landlord should be able to restrict smoking. That’s not a government thing.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 15, 2025 09:53 PM (5Yz+T)

206 My dog is scared shitless of the garbage truck. Hates it with a passion.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
--------

Smart dog. Those sob's will get you.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at October 15, 2025 09:54 PM (XeU6L)

207 Instant karma from a double-mask wearing Dim in a truck with his wife. I assume last fall. Love it!

I mean, you KNOW if you see any of these goons wearing a mask inside a car who they vote for!

Guess who he blames for what he did?

https://tinyurl.com/muwzzhry

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 15, 2025 09:55 PM (6PCLE)

208 Probably offends his sensitive nose, all those decomposing smells.
Posted by: RickZ at October 15, 2025 09:53 PM (gKDq2)

It’s the noise. She’s kind of a scarty cat, err dog.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 15, 2025 09:55 PM (5Yz+T)

209 Guess who he blames for what he did?
-------------

Bwahahahaha.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at October 15, 2025 09:58 PM (XeU6L)

210
Re Hamas: Centcom has just issued a "stop the street executions or else" statement.

They haven't been tweeting much due to the shutdown, but apparently this was "essential" enough for them to tweet.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 15, 2025 09:58 PM (w6EFb)

211 Landlord should be able to restrict smoking. That’s not a government thing.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 15, 2025 09:53 PM

Exactly. It's part of the condo rules in my case. Even for the detached duplexes, you can only smoke inside with the windows and doors closed. No way I'm buying a condo.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2025 09:59 PM (RO7u6)

212 Oops /Baldwin

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2025 09:59 PM (XeU6L)

213 Guess who he blames for what he did?

https://tinyurl.com/muwzzhry

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 15, 2025 09:55 PM (6PCLE)

I remember that one.
A lot of people thought it was fake.
I'm not sure.
It seems rehearsed though.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 15, 2025 10:00 PM (6ydKt)

214 https://tinyurl.com/muwzzhry
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 15, 2025 09:55 PM

🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2025 10:01 PM (RO7u6)

215 Ont

Posted by: fourseasons at October 15, 2025 10:01 PM (3ek7K)

216 Greetings, horde!

I love the dogs with the garbagemen. My dogs love the garbageman, too, and he loves them right back. It's so cute how they fight to be first out the door to get garbageman pets.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 15, 2025 10:02 PM (WLqDR)

217 8 2 hours from Corsica. Ride still sucks.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2025 07:25 PM (Pn56f)

I had adventures on the way. AWD differential bit the dust outside of Little Rock. It's not going to be fixed until Monday at best. But I still had some extended warranty, so they'll pay for it, and they've paid for a rental car so I can continue on. Resting for the night in Arkadelphia, AR, will make Corsicana tomorrow afternoon.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 15, 2025 10:07 PM (WLqDR)

218 Damn. Its only 90 mins away and I can't go.

I'm in the dog house with the Mrs.

Posted by: Fen at October 16, 2025 12:05 AM (t8fhO)

219 Wait , maybe if I ask her to go with...brb

Posted by: Fen at October 16, 2025 12:06 AM (t8fhO)

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