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Antique - #146
L. Valdemar Fischer

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2025 09:31 AM (X8sJa)

2 Very pedestrian. Sorry.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2025 09:31 AM (X8sJa)

3 It looks very, very fragile.

Don't touch.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 17, 2025 09:31 AM (Q4IgG)

4 Nice sampler

Posted by: Lone Waddie at October 17, 2025 09:32 AM (WQDw6)

5 I really like this still life. Very realistic.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 17, 2025 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

6 Well lit and colorful. I give it a six.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2025 09:33 AM (dyewR)

7 Good balance in this painting

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 17, 2025 09:33 AM (qp2LE)

8 Endeavor to Paul Revereware.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at October 17, 2025 09:33 AM (WQDw6)

9 Well rendered, but perspective is not quite right. Has an uncanny valley thing going on. Any idea what the silver scissor-like contraption is?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 17, 2025 09:34 AM (Ys9p5)

10 Yuck. I hate still lifes. Boring as f**k.

Posted by: Bulg at October 17, 2025 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

11 What the heck is that foreground thingy? Wick cutter?

Posted by: banana Dream at October 17, 2025 09:34 AM (dLRVC)

12 I like the wallpaper. Wallpaper is kind of a lost art. Except the
scrubbable kind in doctor's waiting rooms and hospitals.

Posted by: Paste-eating Joe at October 17, 2025 09:34 AM (oftw2)

13 What's up with the scissors thing?

Posted by: Uncultured clod at October 17, 2025 09:34 AM (SeSfo)

14 Any idea what the silver scissor-like contraption is?
Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 17, 2025 09:34 AM (Ys9p5)
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I believe it is a candle trimmer/snuffer.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 17, 2025 09:34 AM (y0/gU)

15 I think in these sort of paintings the artist is mostly showing off.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 17, 2025 09:35 AM (dLRVC)

16 What's that with scissors on top?

Posted by: dantesed at October 17, 2025 09:35 AM (Oy/m2)

17 Antique fruit is rarely a good buy, no matter how much the store has marked it down.

Follow me for more household hints!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 17, 2025 09:36 AM (qpyNK)

18 The ostensible 'simplicity' of this composition is … not. This is quite complex and well-arranged, yet it's made to look simple. Quite well done …

Posted by: Dr_No at October 17, 2025 09:36 AM (ayRl+)

19 A still life not in shadow is an exception.

Posted by: The Hunts at October 17, 2025 09:36 AM (EYmYM)

20 Stem cutting scissors?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 17, 2025 09:37 AM (L/fGl)

21 Could have ironed that tablecloth, considering the scene would be immortalized in paint forever.

Posted by: Bad Housekeeping Magazine at October 17, 2025 09:37 AM (oftw2)

22 L. Valdemar Fischer, Antique--#146, 1937, oil on canvas, 30 1⁄4 x 24 1⁄8 in. (76.7 x 61.2 cm), Smithsonian American Art Museum, Transfer from the Newark Museum,

Due to the federal government shutdown, the Smithsonian, including the Smithsonian American Art Museum and its Renwick Gallery, are closed. Programs, tours, and events at the museum are canceled.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 17, 2025 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

23 Nice looking apples but the wallpaper is plain and dull.

Posted by: dantesed at October 17, 2025 09:37 AM (Oy/m2)

24 @ 11 What the heck is that foreground thingy? Wick cutter?
___________________________________

The möel forgot to take it with him after the briss …

Posted by: Dr_No at October 17, 2025 09:38 AM (ayRl+)

25 So who was Marian Diamond?

Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at October 17, 2025 09:38 AM (SeSfo)

26 I believe it is a candle trimmer/snuffer.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 17, 2025 09:34 AM (y0/gU)
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Yes it is. My parents had one in the silver cabinet. I am guessing it's by one of my siblings.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 17, 2025 09:38 AM (okFN+)

27 So who was Marian Diamond?
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at October 17, 2025 09:38 AM (SeSfo)
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The girl who stitched the sampler. Duh.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 17, 2025 09:39 AM (y0/gU)

28 Could have ironed that tablecloth, considering the scene would be immortalized in paint forever.
Posted by: Bad Housekeeping Magazine at October 17, 2025 09:37 AM (oftw2)
*****
And the candlestick could have been polished and the decanter could have been washed.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 17, 2025 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

29 >20 Stem cutting scissors?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 17, 2025 09:37 AM (L/fGl)

Yup. Wick cutter / candle snuffer on a hallmark plate:
https://tinyurl.com/5d5ydm6t

Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 17, 2025 09:40 AM (Ys9p5)

30 Are those seedless grapes?

Posted by: Person who doesn't like the seeds at October 17, 2025 09:40 AM (SeSfo)

31 Embroidered, “This I have done to let all see what care my parents took of me.”

Posted by: banana Dream at October 17, 2025 09:40 AM (dLRVC)

32 Two mail boxes sitting on scissors mounted on a butter plate.

Weird.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 17, 2025 09:40 AM (Y1sOo)

33 Was antique #146 a painting of a table with flowers in a vase?

Posted by: dantesed at October 17, 2025 09:40 AM (Oy/m2)

34 Not a huge fan of still life art in general, but this one is excellent, the level of detail is astonishing. And I like that it is so bright. This would look great in a dining room or guest room.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 17, 2025 09:40 AM (PSEDc)

35 Alternate title:

"Dilettante Cannibal Heinrich Frankel Enjoys Clipping the Ears Off His Victims and Eating Them Atop Fresh Slices of Crisp Apple While Sipping Chamomile Tea"

Posted by: naturalfake at October 17, 2025 09:40 AM (iJfKG)

36 Very lovely. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2025 09:40 AM (ZeH0U)

37 Who doesn't love scissoring?

Posted by: Ellen Degeneres at October 17, 2025 09:40 AM (f1kZG)

38 All these references to scissors, and not one lesbian joke?

Be better, Horde. Be better.

Posted by: Bulg at October 17, 2025 09:41 AM (77rzZ)

39 Good morning. No art for me today, but tomorrow we go to Lisbon for one last day in Portugal before coming home. Going to the military museum, some old Church my wife wants to see and the "second largest aquarium in Europe" which I just found out existed. Leaving at 7 am by high-speed "tilt train" (whatever that is) should be in Lisbon by 10.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 17, 2025 09:41 AM (DVu8i)

40 Good morning good people. Nice rendering of the sampler. Grammi and Mom had more than a few displayed around their homes.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2025 09:41 AM (cYBz/)

41 Just a vase of flowers is considered a still life but I consider it its own category and one I like.

Posted by: The Hunts at October 17, 2025 09:42 AM (EYmYM)

42 38 Ah, I posted one comment too late.

Posted by: Bulg at October 17, 2025 09:42 AM (77rzZ)

43 Things seem to be floating, but, man, this is light-years beyond anything I could even imagine doing. Just the fold in the tablecloth is amazing.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2025 09:42 AM (04KGT)

44 Prayer request:

I am on my way to the emergency veterinary clinic. Our cat, Pynchon, snuck out and was out all night. He is now twitching and his eyes are closed.
Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2025 09:42 AM (ZeH0U)

45 Snuffer? I just met her?

Posted by: Rimshot at October 17, 2025 09:43 AM (SeSfo)

46 Fruit?

Gay.

Posted by: XTC at October 17, 2025 09:43 AM (UnA8+)

47 high-speed "tilt train" (whatever that is) should be in Lisbon by 10.
Posted by: Lincolntf

I at first read that as "tit train," and got excited.

Posted by: Bulg at October 17, 2025 09:43 AM (77rzZ)

48 Any idea what the silver scissor-like contraption is?
Posted by: Heavy Meta
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Gas trap. Semi-auto scissor.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 17, 2025 09:43 AM (XvL8K)

49 I like the vase. I like vases in general, have a bunch. Something about the form.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 17, 2025 09:43 AM (n4GiU)

50 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2025 09:42 AM (ZeH0U)
*****
Prayers sent!

Posted by: redridinghood at October 17, 2025 09:44 AM (NpAcC)

51 Still lifes are kind of the low-hanging fruit of the art world. No one actually likes them. Those who do have an agenda, or seek to be one of the cool kids. It's like opera.

Posted by: Not Falling For It Again at October 17, 2025 09:44 AM (oftw2)

52 The detail in the skins of the apples is amazing.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 17, 2025 09:44 AM (y0/gU)

53 Going to go antiquing in Malakoff in an hour. Would probably not buy this if I saw it; it’s pleasant enough but inspires no need to see it everyday. In fact I saw something like this at a yard sale yesterday for a dollar. Probably passed up a windfall.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 17, 2025 09:44 AM (JnFGW)

54 You got yer cloth, you got yer ceramic, you got yer polished metal, you got yer fruit, all capably rendered. The artist, he was versatile.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2025 09:44 AM (dyewR)

55 Wonderful painting. Lots to look at and enjoy. Thanks for posting it.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at October 17, 2025 09:45 AM (9SILV)

56 This should be right up my alley, but I think the execution just isn't there, and the subject is dull. The Dutch Masters and others did it much better.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2025 09:45 AM (Riz8t)

57 My grandmother had stuff like this in her dining room. Stuff we were told to never touch.

So, naturally, we broke it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 17, 2025 09:45 AM (Q4IgG)

58
The Wrath of Grapes - a limerick

There once was a lad from Eau Claire
Who said sometimes life just isn't fair!
I saw my girlfriend, Grace
And she slapped me in the face
When all that I said was, "Nice Pear!"

Posted by: muldoon at October 17, 2025 09:45 AM (/iMjX)

59 I am on my way to the emergency veterinary clinic. Our cat, Pynchon, snuck out and was out all night. He is now twitching and his eyes are closed.
Thanks.
------------------
The Cat That didn't Bark. Its a mystery. Good luck Pynchon.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 17, 2025 09:45 AM (AdHga)

60 This is one of those pieces where -- when you're zoomed in -- it's apparent that the artist has tremendous skill and patience in rendering the fine detail, but then when you take a step back, it still manages to look... off.

Posted by: red speck at October 17, 2025 09:46 AM (0Id0S)

61 If you look closely, you can see a bit of reflection of the sniper in the decanter bottle.

Good choice, CBD. If the artist had included a dog, it would be an excellent choice!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2025 09:46 AM (0sNs1)

62 Very pedestrian. Sorry.

Posted by: rickb223


"Pedestrian, but human-made" will be at a premium in years to come.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at October 17, 2025 09:46 AM (OUMaO)

63 What in the hamfat are those steam-powered scissors for?

Posted by: red speck at October 17, 2025 09:46 AM (0Id0S)

64 Bulg, that car was all sold out. But, I did exactly one topless sunbather this week and she was actually good-looking.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 17, 2025 09:46 AM (DVu8i)

65 21 Could have ironed that tablecloth, considering the scene would be immortalized in paint forever.
Posted by: Bad Housekeeping Magazine

A quick ironing will remove the wrinkles, and fool your guests into thinking you live a picturesque life every day, instead of haphazardly pulling shit out of the panty at the last minute.

Posted by: Martha Stewart at October 17, 2025 09:47 AM (ycI94)

66 It's a pleasant still life painting with the realistic shapes and proportions and use of color. The props are certainly appropriate for the subject: antiques and nostalgia with the dated cross stitch and even the candle wick trimmer. It is all very competent. But it has that 20th century subdued feel. It lacks the vibrancy of still life paintings from earlier times. Andrew Wyeth can make that approach work with his subtle style and hints of deeper meaning. This would be better as a photograph than a painting.

Posted by: JTB at October 17, 2025 09:47 AM (yTvNw)

67 L Valdemar - older brother of Poe's M Valdemar.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 17, 2025 09:47 AM (WPL6O)

68 63 What in the hamfat are those steam-powered scissors for?
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Nose hairs.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 17, 2025 09:48 AM (AdHga)

69 Would hang this. At Denny's. In the back. By the corner booth. In Poughkeepsie.

Posted by: Snooty Art Critic at October 17, 2025 09:48 AM (SeSfo)

70 In really detailed paintings like this it makes me feel like if I was able to zoom in really well I’d would finally see brushstrokes on the individual molecules and atoms.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 17, 2025 09:48 AM (dLRVC)

71 Fruit?

Gay.
Posted by: XTC at October 17, 2025 09:43 AM


Counterpoint: No Crocs.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2025 09:48 AM (0sNs1)

72 haphazardly pulling shit out of the panty at the last minute.
Posted by: Martha Stewart


Tell us more about your sex life, Martha.

Posted by: Bulg at October 17, 2025 09:48 AM (77rzZ)

73 Embroidered, “This I have done to let all see what care my parents took of me.”
Posted by: banana Dream

Translated into what Marian really meant is: "Sitting in poor light working on this damn sampler for a couple weeks is better than busting my ass out in the fields like my butthead brothers while putting up hay."

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2025 09:48 AM (cYBz/)

74 But, I did exactly one topless sunbather this week and she was actually good-looking.
Posted by: Lincolntf

How was she?

Posted by: Bulg at October 17, 2025 09:49 AM (77rzZ)

75 The tedium in rendering that needlepoint on the wall is enough to drive anyone nuts.

Posted by: red speck at October 17, 2025 09:49 AM (0Id0S)

76 63 What in the hamfat are those steam-powered scissors for?
Posted by: red speck at October 17, 2025 09:46 AM (0Id0S)

Gender-Affirming Care.

Posted by: XTC at October 17, 2025 09:49 AM (UnA8+)

77 Very pretty. Would hang in the kitchen.

Posted by: Tuna at October 17, 2025 09:50 AM (lJ0H4)

78 Did they have Thompson Seedless Grapes back then?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2025 09:50 AM (0sNs1)

79 How much you want for the sampler? I could pay twelve, maybe even, fourteen dollars...

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 17, 2025 09:50 AM (pIfcn)

80 Pardon my interruption. I'm looking for any morons at the Comfort Inn. I may need some assistance over by the Ford Ranger out front.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 17, 2025 09:50 AM (JnFGW)

81 Sampler says:

This I have done
Too let you see
What care my parents
Took of me

Burma Shave

Posted by: muldoon at October 17, 2025 09:50 AM (/iMjX)

82 The antique world just ain't what it used to be.

Posted by: The Old Grey Mare at October 17, 2025 09:51 AM (oftw2)

83 Still lifes are kind of the low-hanging fruit of the art world. No one actually likes them. Those who do have an agenda, or seek to be one of the cool kids. It's like opera.
Posted by: Not Falling For It Again at October 17, 2025 09:44 AM (oftw2)


Nah.

Having something visually nice and well-balanced with an interesting combination of objects is just plain pleasing to have on your walls.

And difficult to find good ones, so not "low hanging fruit".

Ackshewallee, I'd say the exact thing you did about landscapes or hell, lame ass crap like Charles Marion Russel.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 17, 2025 09:51 AM (iJfKG)

84 I don't want to sound too conspiratorial, but getting some dark, evil, hidden vibes off that framed thing in the background. Children of the corn? Some kind of burnt offering or effigy in the middle?! We're dealing with demons here, people! The symbolism is everywhere!

Posted by: Alex Jones at October 17, 2025 09:51 AM (ycI94)

85 Did they have Thompson Seedless Grapes back then?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

No. But he made up for it by inventing a sub machine gun that proved to be pretty popular.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2025 09:51 AM (cYBz/)

86 Steam-powered scissors are great until they get out of control, and then we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Steam Punk Jerry Rivers at October 17, 2025 09:51 AM (GCQUB)

87 The tedium in rendering that needlepoint on the wall is enough to drive anyone nuts.
Posted by: red speck at October 17, 2025 09:49 AM (0Id0S)
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Oh, tedium, tedium, tedium!
The ceremonial drumming of the hum-drum!

Posted by: Thomas Mendip at October 17, 2025 09:51 AM (y0/gU)

88 Putting that fruit stand in there was not the very best decision, I believe.

Posted by: m at October 17, 2025 09:51 AM (aURVT)

89 The tedium in rendering that needlepoint on the wall is enough to drive anyone nuts.
Posted by: red speck at October 17, 2025 09:49 AM


I believe that's 'cross stitch', not needlepoint.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 17, 2025 09:52 AM (0sNs1)

90 >So, naturally, we broke it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 17, 2025 09:45 AM (Q4IgG)

My Babcia would take a large wooden spoon to my backside tout suite if I touched her knick knacks. Woman was like a Polish ninja with her wooden spoon. *shudders*

Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 17, 2025 09:52 AM (Ys9p5)

91 Device in the foreground was sold by the Chef of the Future. And yes, it can core a apple.

Posted by: Ed Norton at October 17, 2025 09:52 AM (oftw2)

92 79 How much you want for the sampler?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls

+++
Twenty bucks. Same as in town.

Posted by: Obligatory at October 17, 2025 09:52 AM (SeSfo)

93 When he stops twitching and the eyes are open, don't bother with going to the vet.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 17, 2025 09:52 AM (ZmEVT)

94 Maybe thousands of years in the future, this still life will provide evidence of what still life was like in the olden days.

Posted by: m at October 17, 2025 09:53 AM (aURVT)

95 76 63 What in the hamfat are those steam-powered scissors for?
Posted by: red speck at October 17, 2025 09:46 AM (0Id0S)

Gender-Affirming Care.
Posted by: XTC

They're bris scissors. The container catches the foreskin!

Posted by: Not medical or religious advice at October 17, 2025 09:53 AM (ycI94)

96 I'll take $15 for the entire lot.

Posted by: Garage Sale at October 17, 2025 09:53 AM (dyewR)

97 The linen is nice and nicely rendered.

Posted by: m at October 17, 2025 09:54 AM (aURVT)

98 I'm looking for any morons at the Comfort Inn. I may need some assistance over by the Ford Ranger out front.

Are you out there right now?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 17, 2025 09:54 AM (JnFGW)

99 I was a thing. Once.

Posted by: Big Green Dildo at October 17, 2025 09:54 AM (Hsed0)

100 100

Posted by: m at October 17, 2025 09:54 AM (aURVT)

101 Don't like the Pseudo-Chinee Tea Pot, either.

Posted by: Mr. Coffee at October 17, 2025 09:54 AM (oftw2)

102 My Babcia would take a large wooden spoon to my backside tout suite if I touched her knick knacks. Woman was like a Polish ninja with her wooden spoon. *shudders*
Posted by: Heavy Meta

My Nonna was that way too but Grammi didn't give two shits if (when) we broke one of her dinner plates or glasses. She'd help us clean it up and then send us to the barn to retrieve a replacement - all the while smiling at us for being little, rambunctious kids.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2025 09:55 AM (cYBz/)

103 98 I'm looking for any morons at the Comfort Inn. I may need some assistance over by the Ford Ranger out front.

Are you out there right now?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

Is it the only Ranger there?

Posted by: Tonto at October 17, 2025 09:55 AM (ycI94)

104 Don't like the Pseudo-Chinee Tea Pot, either.
Posted by: Mr. Coffee at October 17, 2025 09:54 AM (oftw2)
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Yeah, you had Joe DiMaggio shilling for you, bub.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 17, 2025 09:56 AM (y0/gU)

105 64 I did exactly one topless sunbather this week and she was actually good-looking.
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 17, 2025 09:46 AM (DVu8i)

um

Posted by: m at October 17, 2025 09:56 AM (aURVT)

106 99 I was a thing. Once.
Posted by: Big Green Dildo

The green dildo will rise again!

Posted by: WNBA Haters (so, 99% of people) at October 17, 2025 09:56 AM (ycI94)

107 Ackshewallee, I'd say the exact thing you did about landscapes or hell, lame ass crap like Charles Marion Russel.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 17, 2025 09:51 AM (iJfKG)

To each his own but still life’s were done by artists as sort of a study tool to hone their skill of light and shadow. Not low hanging fruit but something all artists think they need to do at least once. Like a self portrait.

Posted by: The Hunts at October 17, 2025 09:56 AM (EYmYM)

108 94 Maybe thousands of years in the future, this still life will provide evidence of what still life was like in the olden days.
Posted by: m

Hardly. Mounting Biblical evidence points to 2033 as the end of the world.

Posted by: The Seer at October 17, 2025 09:57 AM (oftw2)

109 "Marian Diamond was born on December 17, 1936 in London, England, UK. She is an actress, known for The Avengers (1961), Sherlock Holmes (1964) and Detective (1964)."

From IMDB

Posted by: There. Now it's a movie thread at October 17, 2025 09:57 AM (SeSfo)

110 BREAKING! Taylor Swift is evil!

What I want to talk about here are the criticisms that The Life of a Showgirl is a bit of a magnum opus of white supremacy. Because I neither completely agree with this take (people are saying this is a dog whistle for far-right extremism; I think that’s taking it thirteen steps too far), nor do I disagree with it (as throngs of white Swifties come out of the woodwork screaming in defense of Swift’s purity).
I think it’s complicated.
More so, I think that within that complexity is a more insidious (and therefore, more terrifying) problem: liberal white women’s ignorance of their own whiteness.
Is Taylor Swift racist? Yes.
Is she actively, explicitly anti-Black? a Trump supporter? pro-eugenics? I doubt it.
But that’s actually what worries me more: that there are so many liberal white women who move through the world never making connections between their whiteness and white supremacy.

-
Entire thread is worth reading.

https://is.gd/NDiuj0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 17, 2025 09:57 AM (L/fGl)

111 Shouldn't pet prayer requests wait until after the first 100 comments? Or longer?

Posted by: muldoon at October 17, 2025 09:57 AM (/iMjX)

112 The green dildo will rise again!
Posted by: WNBA Haters (so, 99% of people)

We need common sense dildo control!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2025 09:57 AM (cYBz/)

113 81 Sampler says:

This I have done
Too let you see
What care my parents
Took of me

Posted by: muldoon at October 17, 2025 09:50 AM (/iMjX)

Except she spelled it right.

Posted by: m at October 17, 2025 09:57 AM (aURVT)

114 Yeah. Don't cry over broken earthenware.

I have a nice set of Noritake China (Japan) that nobody wants.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 17, 2025 09:57 AM (ZmEVT)

115 90 >>My Babcia would take a large wooden spoon to my backside tout suite if I touched her knick knacks. Woman was like a Polish ninja with her wooden spoon. *shudders*

My mom's Polish. I am well acquainted with the behavioral modification capabilities of a wooden spoon.

Posted by: red speck at October 17, 2025 09:57 AM (0Id0S)

116 The best still lifes are the ones with a skull.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 17, 2025 09:58 AM (EYmYM)

117 Did someone say boner killer?

https://is.gd/valT0Y

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 17, 2025 09:58 AM (L/fGl)

118 Hardly. Mounting Biblical evidence points to 2033 as the end of the world.
Posted by: The Seer

Damn...how am I going to keep my sneakers pristine for that long?!?!

Posted by: Heaven's Gate 2.0 at October 17, 2025 09:58 AM (ycI94)

119 I guess she's wearing her Halloween costume early.

https://is.gd/Tm3HXQ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 17, 2025 09:58 AM (L/fGl)

120 White Man's Burden

Posted by: Rudyard Kipling at October 17, 2025 09:59 AM (ZmEVT)

121 CNN is mad that a police officer has been arrested by ICE. They don’t dispute he’s in the country illegally. They’re just mad that how dare you arrest a police officer (who 5 minutes ago we wanted defunded).

He’s not Mexican either, he’s a white European.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 17, 2025 09:59 AM (5Yz+T)

122 We have a few crystal bottles like that one, from my wife’s family. With grape designs on them. A wine set or something.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 17, 2025 09:59 AM (dLRVC)

123 Entire thread is worth reading.
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For what? Chuckles and hohos?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 17, 2025 10:00 AM (y0/gU)

124 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 17, 2025 09:57 AM (L/fGl)

I would become an immediate Swift fan if she just had a two word reply to these type of posts.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 17, 2025 10:01 AM (EYmYM)

125 The left: The US should be more like Britain.

Also the left: NO KINGS

Also, also the left: Of course a president should be able to lock you in your home, make you take a poison shot, or throw you in jail for protesting if you are protesting something I disagree with.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:01 AM (sKqQm)

126 Did not see that coming.
- Stevie Wonder

BREAKING: A Massachusetts woman has been arrested & charged w/ threatening to kill federal agents who were making an immigration arrest outside of a MA courthouse. Feds say Bethany Abigail Terrill yelled "Charlie Kirk died and we love it! We're coming for you, gonna kill you!" to federal agents assisting ICE at the Malden, MA courthouse on September 29th, and it was all captured on multiple federal body cams.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 17, 2025 10:01 AM (L/fGl)

127 Pardon my interruption. I'm looking for any morons at the Comfort Inn. I may need some assistance over by the Ford Ranger out front.
Posted by: Joe

What you need is AOP. He's in the region. A few others seem competent mechanically, beserker I think, butAOP is champ.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 17, 2025 10:01 AM (n4GiU)

128 CNN is mad that a police officer has been arrested by ICE. They don’t dispute he’s in the country illegally. They’re just mad that how dare you arrest a police officer (who 5 minutes ago we wanted defunded).

The left: ACAB. Defund the police. End incarceration

Also the left: How dare you NAZIs arrest a police officer just because he broke the law

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:02 AM (sKqQm)

129 Did someone say boner killer?

https://is.gd/valT0Y
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 17, 2025 09:58 AM (L/fGl)

Basil Rathbone has seen better days.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 17, 2025 10:02 AM (PSEDc)

130 Can't believe they did the cross stitch sampler. Beautiful though. One of my favorite hobbies.

Posted by: sidney at October 17, 2025 10:02 AM (Uy/WF)

131 126 BREAKING: A Massachusetts woman has been arrested & charged w/ threatening to kill federal agents who were making an immigration arrest outside of a MA courthouse. Feds say Bethany Abigail Terrill yelled "Charlie Kirk died and we love it! We're coming for you, gonna kill you!" to federal agents assisting ICE at the Malden, MA courthouse on September 29th, and it was all captured on multiple federal body cams.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 17, 2025 10:01 AM (L/fGl)

She seems nice.

Posted by: m at October 17, 2025 10:03 AM (aURVT)

132 128 The left: ACAB. Defund the police. End incarceration

Also the left: How dare you NAZIs arrest a police officer just because he broke the law
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:02 AM (sKqQm)

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I remember when prosecutorial corruption and overcharging was one of the evidences of systemic racism in America.

And then Trump was charged for...stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:03 AM (GBKbO)

133 A Massachusetts woman has been arrested & charged w/ threatening to kill federal agents who were making an immigration arrest outside of a MA courthouse. Feds say Bethany Abigail Terrill yelled "Charlie Kirk died and we love it! We're coming for you, gonna kill you!" to federal agents assisting ICE at the Malden, MA courthouse on September 29th, and it was all captured on multiple federal body cams.

Let me go find all those internet articles where the left argues its too nice and needs to *start* fighting dirty

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:03 AM (sKqQm)

134 He’s not Mexican either, he’s a white European.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

I don't even know where Montenegro is!

Posted by: But It Sounds Raciss! at October 17, 2025 10:03 AM (oftw2)

135 CNN is mad that a police officer has been arrested by ICE. They don’t dispute he’s in the country illegally. They’re just mad that how dare you arrest a police officer (who 5 minutes ago we wanted defunded).

The left: ACAB. Defund the police. End incarceration

Also the left: How dare you NAZIs arrest a police officer just because he broke the law
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:02 AM (sKqQm)

Prope retort:

He’s not being deported. He’s being defunded.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 17, 2025 10:03 AM (EYmYM)

136 M, that may have been a typo, but I'll never tell.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 17, 2025 10:04 AM (DVu8i)

137 What you need is AOP. He's in the region. A few others seem competent mechanically, beserker I think, butAOP is champ.
Posted by: From about That Time

Both Beserker and AOP could diagnose it by you telling them the year, model and engine. That's all they need.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2025 10:04 AM (cYBz/)

138 Entire thread is worth reading.

https://is.gd/NDiuj0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 17, 2025 09:57 AM (L/fGl)


>>>MELISSA A. FABELLO, PHD is a sex and relationships educator who uses her backgrounds in educational theory, developmental psychology, holistic life coaching, and sexuality research to help you be in right relationship to yourself and others. In her one-on-one coaching work, she helps you clarify your values, own your truth, and build new relational skills. As a queer femme, she believes deeply in the power of community care, which is what her work is rooted in.

Yeah, no. Ain't nobody got time for that. Not even to anthropologically appreciate the rarity of demented thought of someone so fermented in their own leftist delusional farts.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 10:04 AM (i24o9)

139 She seems nice.

For anyone wonder, yes, yes she does have a face tattoo

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:04 AM (sKqQm)

140 117 Did someone say boner killer?

https://is.gd/valT0Y
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 17, 2025 09:58 AM (L/fGl)

When did she stop performing with that gay ventriloquist? Used to see them on the Hollywood Squares when Peter Marshall hosted.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 17, 2025 10:05 AM (pIfcn)

141 139 She seems nice.

For anyone wonder, yes, yes she does have a face tattoo
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:04 AM (sKqQm)

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20 years ago, I bet she was pretty good lookin'.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:05 AM (GBKbO)

142 >>>For anyone wonder, yes, yes she does have a face tattoo

Nose ring?

Pink or purple hair?

Posted by: one hour sober at October 17, 2025 10:06 AM (Y1sOo)

143 Upon further review. . . .

Corsicana is used to Texas style self-sufficiency but they may add to the local lore if the Horde pulls that engine right there in the parking lot, strips it down to the crank, IDs and fixes the problem, and then reassembles it, including the head correctly even WITHOUT A TORQUE WRENCH!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2025 10:07 AM (cYBz/)

144 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 17, 2025 09:57 AM (L/fGl)

I would become an immediate Swift fan if she just had a two word reply to these type of posts.
Posted by: the way I see it at October 17, 2025 10:01 AM (EYmYM)


Sieg Heil?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 17, 2025 10:07 AM (iJfKG)

145 What does is say about me that I can enjoy watching re-runs of Roadworthy Rescues endlessly?

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 17, 2025 10:07 AM (AdHga)

146 And on that same note (demented leftists), I am considering becoming an anti-TDS deprogrammer.

$500/hr to help people uncouple themselves from the NPC agitprop pipeline that robs them of their identity, their ability to think critically, their happiness, and their physical attractiveness.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 10:07 AM (i24o9)

147 Sieg Heil?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 17, 2025 10:07 AM (iJfKG)

That would be funny.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 17, 2025 10:08 AM (EYmYM)

148
When did she stop performing with that gay ventriloquist? Used to see them on the Hollywood Squares when Peter Marshall hosted.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer

Been waiting patiently for a reboot of Madame's Place for 40 years!

Posted by: Keep Hope Alive! at October 17, 2025 10:08 AM (oftw2)

149 After a Decade of Corruption and Election Fundraising Crimes, Stacey Abrams’ Nonprofit ‘New Georgia Project’ Shuts Down

Posted by: Chuck Finley at October 17, 2025 10:08 AM (RHGPo)

150 *looks...passed 100*

Nice to see the rock ribbed republican Chamber of Commerce suing over "English language " law enforcement for trucking.

Ham and eggers, all...

Posted by: man at October 17, 2025 10:08 AM (tubbA)

151

A still life of fruit done superbly, you could almost reach in for an apple or a couple of individual grapes.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at October 17, 2025 10:08 AM (vFbHf)

152 Pink or purple hair?

Two toned - brown and silver. She's old enough to have some grey, but it looks like a dye job.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:08 AM (sKqQm)

153 OMG nooooo!

Emma G. Fitzsimmons@emmagf
Mamdani Faces Islamophobic Attacks After Comments About Hamas

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 17, 2025 10:09 AM (L/fGl)

154 I don't even know where Montenegro is!
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Do you know the way to Montenegro...

Totes Rayciss.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 17, 2025 10:10 AM (AdHga)

155 Mounting Biblical evidence points to 2033 as the end of the world.
Posted by: The Seer at October 17, 2025 09:57 AM (oftw2)


No no no, it was 1914. The Jehovah's Witnesses told us that.
(And they weren't wrong.)

Posted by: gKWVE at October 17, 2025 10:10 AM (tL5sl)

156 MELISSA A. FABELLO, PHD is a sex and relationships educator

Has anyone ever had success going to a sex/relationship councilor?

I've never been to one myself but based on my circle of people its just one of those steps you check off on the way to divorce.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:11 AM (sKqQm)

157 Hugo Montenegro did the theme music for The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly and I Dream of Jeannie.

Posted by: Bulg at October 17, 2025 10:11 AM (77rzZ)

158 Has anyone ever had success going to a sex/relationship councilor?

At least you can pick up a souvenir.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 17, 2025 10:11 AM (tL5sl)

159 If God wanted us to know the end date of the world he would have told us. Trying to guess at this stuff is pointless and likely counterproductive.

Act like he is coming back tomorrow but don't blow your life savings either

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:12 AM (sKqQm)

160 MELISSA A. FABELLO, PHD is a sex and relationships educator

Has anyone ever had success going to a sex/relationship councilor?

I've never been to one myself but based on my circle of people its just one of those steps you check off on the way to divorce.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:11 AM (sKqQm)

This sounds more like a person that programs people who are having trouble with sucking the girl penis.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 10:12 AM (i24o9)

161 Has anyone ever had success going to a sex/relationship councilor?

At least you can pick up a souvenir.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 17, 2025 10:11 AM (tL5sl)
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Used Kleenex?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 17, 2025 10:12 AM (y0/gU)

162 you could almost reach in for an apple or a couple of individual grapes."

Say, what ever happened to those bowls of fake grapes & fruits sitting around as decoration?

Posted by: man at October 17, 2025 10:13 AM (tubbA)

163 I've never been to one myself but based on my circle of people its just one of those steps you check off on the way to divorce.
Posted by: 18-1

Save the money, just go directly to court where the bailiff whacks your pee-pee.

Posted by: Disorder In The Court at October 17, 2025 10:13 AM (oftw2)

164 161 Has anyone ever had success going to a sex/relationship councilor?

At least you can pick up a souvenir.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 17, 2025 10:11 AM (tL5sl)
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Used Kleenex?
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Breath mints?

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 17, 2025 10:13 AM (AdHga)

165 The Chinese are failing to correct their birthrate problem
x.com/OwenGregorian/status/1979154505385009585

Posted by: DON'T DATE ROBOTS at October 17, 2025 10:13 AM (tL5sl)

166 This sounds more like a person that programs people who are having trouble with sucking the girl penis.

Hey, I'll charge half her rates AND I'll show you how to do it.

Posted by: David French at October 17, 2025 10:13 AM (sKqQm)

167 114 Yeah. Don't cry over broken earthenware.

I have a nice set of Noritake China (Japan) that nobody wants.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 17, 2025 09:57 AM (ZmEVT)

what pattern? I collect a green flying dragon pattern, which is a variation of the blue flying turkey/flying phoenix pattern.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 17, 2025 10:14 AM (pIfcn)

168 I knew it!

Nose ring.

https://tinyurl.com/4nh4mbhu

Posted by: one hour sober at October 17, 2025 10:15 AM (Y1sOo)

169 Corsicana is used to Texas style self-sufficiency but…

We provided true moron support: peppered him with irrelevant questions while he fixed it himself by tightening the battery connection.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 17, 2025 10:15 AM (JnFGW)

170 I have a nice set of Noritake China (Japan) that nobody wants.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 17, 2025 09:57 AM (ZmEVT)
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We are using my parents Naritake China as our day to day china. The cats really like eating off of quality china.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 17, 2025 10:16 AM (AdHga)

171 Western Lensman@WesternLensman
Democrats: Trump is on a revenge tour and prosecuting his political enemies. This is the authoritarian playbook!

Pritzker: Threatens prosecutions of @StephenM and other Trump officials if they retake power.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 17, 2025 10:16 AM (L/fGl)

172 I collect a green flying dragon pattern

For use at WNBA games?

Posted by: Bulg at October 17, 2025 10:16 AM (77rzZ)

173 Oh, you said "dragon." Never mind.

Posted by: Bulg at October 17, 2025 10:17 AM (77rzZ)

174 159 If God wanted us to know the end date of the world he would have told us. Trying to guess at this stuff is pointless and likely counterproductive.

Act like he is coming back tomorrow but don't blow your life savings either
Posted by: 18-1

Did lot know when Sodom and the other cities of the plain would be destroyed? Did Noah know when the Flood would commence? Did Rahab know when Jericho would fall and her family would be the only ones spared? Did Jonah convey exactly when Nineveh would be destroyed if they didn't repent?

Posted by: I Rest My Case at October 17, 2025 10:18 AM (oftw2)

175 Democrats: Trump is on a revenge tour and prosecuting his political enemies. This is the authoritarian playbook!


I remember a very small number of Dems arguing prosecuting Trump on trumped up crap was a bad idea because he'd turn around and do the same to them. The general response from the left was "NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW"

And these same idiots not only went after Trump, they spent the Biden years breaking any law they could do get a couple more bucks.

They really though Trump was going to get killed by their boy in that field in PA didn't they?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:18 AM (sKqQm)

176 This is nice

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2025 10:19 AM (xatjc)

177 I knew it!

Nose ring.

https://tinyurl.com/4nh4mbhu

Posted by: one hour sober at October 17, 2025 10:15 AM (Y1sOo)

She can have that face tat converted to the SS Eagle in PMITA prison with the trannies.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 10:19 AM (i24o9)

178 I collect a green flying dragon pattern
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OK. Flaming Dragon. Fuckface. Why don't you take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE?!?!?!!

Posted by: Les Grossman at October 17, 2025 10:19 AM (y0/gU)

179 Okay, I give up. What's that silver thing in the foreground that looks like a pair of scissors with a tiny mailbox sitting on top of it?

Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2025 10:19 AM (3ImbR)

180 The Manchurian Candidate was on TCM last night.

Frank Sinatra wanted Lucille Ball to play Communist villain girl boss.

She would have been awesome, plus she - born 1911 - was actually old enough to play the mother of Laurence Harvey - born 1928 - as opposed to Angela Lansbury - born 1925.

Lucille Ball: both the wacky public persona and calculated mastermind who takes no crap from anyone. I can see it.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 17, 2025 10:20 AM (p9rFX)

181 Dragons > Dragon Ladies > Dragonkin plastic surgery freaks

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:20 AM (sKqQm)

182 Okay, I give up. What's that silver thing in the foreground that looks like a pair of scissors with a tiny mailbox sitting on top of it?
Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2025 10:19 AM (3ImbR)
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See 14.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 17, 2025 10:22 AM (y0/gU)

183 Disgusting commentary from Jennifer Welch on MSNBC.

"JD Vance is married to a woman of Indian descent. He has mixed race children. So to all of the MAGA voters out there, if this man will not defend his wife and will not defend his kids, do you think he gives a crap about you?"

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Now, Jay Jones, he cares about your kids.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 17, 2025 10:22 AM (L/fGl)

184 @133. Bethany Abigail Terrell. Her initials spell BAT. Fitting.
The old Bat needs to cool her heals in jail. In a straight jacket.

Posted by: Case at October 17, 2025 10:23 AM (9HFDU)

185 They really though Trump was going to get killed by their boy in that field in PA didn't they?
Posted by: 18-1
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I think they believed J6 could be used in such a way that he'd have zero chance of coming back. And that only chaged in mid or late 23.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 17, 2025 10:23 AM (XvL8K)

186 183 Disgusting commentary from Jennifer Welch on MSNBC.

"JD Vance is married to a woman of Indian descent. He has mixed race children. So to all of the MAGA voters out there, if this man will not defend his wife and will not defend his kids, do you think he gives a crap about you?"

-
Now, Jay Jones, he cares about your kids.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 17, 2025 10:22 AM (L/fGl)

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Now that is Marxist language.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:23 AM (GBKbO)

187 Speaking of art I saw a guy that built a hidden cabin in the woods.

Basically you dig a hole, line it with logs and moss as walls, then pull a dead old stump on top of it as the entry way.

BRILLIANT. https://tinyurl.com/5kdywhxf

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:23 AM (sKqQm)

188 I like this one. Very relaxing.

Posted by: Perfessor Sqiurrel at October 17, 2025 10:23 AM (/jGcj)

189 Okay, I give up. What's that silver thing in the foreground that looks like a pair of scissors with a tiny mailbox sitting on top of it?
Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2025 10:19 AM (3ImbR)
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See 14.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 17, 2025 10:22 AM (y0/gU)
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It's an inkstand used for old quill pens

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 17, 2025 10:23 AM (iFTx/)

190 isgusting commentary from Jennifer Welch on MSNBC.

"JD Vance is married to a woman of Indian descent. He has mixed race children. So to all of the MAGA voters out there, if this man will not defend his wife and will not defend his kids, do you think he gives a crap about you?"

-
Now, Jay Jones, he cares about your kids.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 17, 2025 10:22 AM (L/fGl)

I am sure that made sense in her warped brain.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 10:23 AM (i24o9)

191 190 I am sure that made sense in her warped brain.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 10:23 AM (i24o9)

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"All brown people are the same. Trump is deporting all brown people."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:24 AM (GBKbO)

192 Disgusting commentary from Jennifer Welch on MSNBC.

"JD Vance is married to a woman of Indian descent. He has mixed race children. So to all of the MAGA voters out there, if this man will not defend his wife and will not defend his kids, do you think he gives a crap about you?"

-
Now, Jay Jones, he cares about your kids.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Dear Jennifer, why don't you try to hurt them & see what happs?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2025 10:24 AM (X8sJa)

193 Lucille Ball: both the wacky public persona and calculated mastermind who takes no crap from anyone. I can see it.
Posted by: Pete in Texas

There was a really good film noir on Noir Alley a couple of weeks ago in which Lucy was the female lead, opposite Henry Fonda. She played a psychopath really well.

Posted by: Bulg at October 17, 2025 10:25 AM (77rzZ)

194 Disgusting commentary from Jennifer Welch on MSNBC.

"JD Vance is married to a woman of Indian descent. He has mixed race children. So to all of the MAGA voters out there, if this man will not defend his wife and will not defend his kids, do you think he gives a crap about you?"

-
Now, Jay Jones, he cares about your kids.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at October 17, 2025 10:22 AM (L/fGl)

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Now that is Marxist language.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:23 AM (GBKbO)
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What does it even mean? Serious question. It's like random words strung together. "JD Vance ... wife ... kids ... JD VANCE BAD."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 17, 2025 10:25 AM (iFTx/)

195 be still my aching life.

Posted by: cmeat at October 17, 2025 10:25 AM (R11M+)

196 194 What does it even mean? Serious question. It's like random words strung together. "JD Vance ... wife ... kids ... JD VANCE BAD."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 17, 2025 10:25 AM (iFTx/)

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It denies individuals exist at all as a base assumption.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:25 AM (GBKbO)

197 sampler? i hardly know her!

Posted by: cmeat at October 17, 2025 10:25 AM (R11M+)

198 Speaking of art I saw a guy that built a hidden cabin in the woods.

Basically you dig a hole, line it with logs and moss as walls, then pull a dead old stump on top of it as the entry way.

BRILLIANT. https://tinyurl.com/5kdywhxf

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:23 AM (sKqQm)

I don't see any machine gun loopholes. 4/10.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 10:27 AM (i24o9)

199 Whitman's Sampler>>Embroidered Sampler

Posted by: Junior Samples at October 17, 2025 10:27 AM (oftw2)

200 9 for gouging your eyes out.

Posted by: cmeat at October 17, 2025 10:27 AM (R11M+)

201 🚨BREAKING: The U.S. posted a massive $198 BILLION surplus in September — the largest September surplus on record, according to Scott Bessent.

“September’s monthly surplus of $198 billion was the largest surplus of any September on record and 147% higher than last year.”

Posted by: Chuck Finley at October 17, 2025 10:29 AM (RHGPo)

202 Speaking of art I saw a guy that built a hidden cabin in the woods.

Basically you dig a hole, line it with logs and moss as walls, then pull a dead old stump on top of it as the entry way.

BRILLIANT. https://tinyurl.com/5kdywhxf
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:23 AM (sKqQm)
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Yea ... until you come back a week later and the underground cabin is overrun with bugs and spiders. I tried a similar thing when I was a kid. It was fun until the Great Bug Invasion.

Also: that dude used powered excavation machines and power tools to build that thing. I laughed when it showed him using a handsaw on a tree trunk about 3 feet thick. Yea ok.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 17, 2025 10:30 AM (iFTx/)

203 "All brown people are the same. Trump is deporting all brown people."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:24 AM (GBKbO)

Sure, that leftist perspective I can understand.

But is she suggesting that Trump is actively trying to deport his wife and kids? Just seems a bit too wedded to the attempted message to be able to suspend disbelief for most people, even fellow travelers.

Like, listen to yourself first before going on TV and telling the world how stupid you are maybe?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 10:31 AM (i24o9)

204 Your kids may not be interested in Jay Jones but Jay Jones is very interested in your kids.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 17, 2025 10:31 AM (gbeBq)

205
Yea ... until you come back a week later and the underground cabin is overrun with bugs and spiders. I tried a similar thing when I was a kid. It was fun until the Great Bug Invasion.


The other concern would be water - it might flood with even a small amount of rain

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:31 AM (sKqQm)

206 What does it even mean? Serious question. It's like random words strung together"

It is. She's trying to read what some staffer groked while commenting, and just fumbling. So yes, really, pathetically, stupid...

Posted by: man at October 17, 2025 10:31 AM (tubbA)

207 203 Sure, that leftist perspective I can understand.

But is she suggesting that Trump is actively trying to deport his wife and kids? Just seems a bit too wedded to the attempted message to be able to suspend disbelief for most people, even fellow travelers.

Like, listen to yourself first before going on TV and telling the world how stupid you are maybe?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 10:31 AM (i24o9)

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Yes, that is the assumption.

Trump is deporting all brown people, no matter legal status or connection. Because white supremacy.

That's the intellectual assumption of most immigration critique right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:32 AM (GBKbO)

208 Still lifes have always bored me.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at October 17, 2025 10:32 AM (GD2xa)

209 But is she suggesting that Trump is actively trying to deport his wife and kids? Just seems a bit too wedded to the attempted message to be able to suspend disbelief for most people, even fellow travelers.

Reminds me when the same people argued Clarence Thomas was going to ban interracial marriage.

I assume the point of that was to get "racists MAGAts" know that Thomas is married to a white woman, and the point of this diatribe is to let them know Vance is married to an Indian woman

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:33 AM (sKqQm)

210 The Boston woman charged with treating ICE looks exactly like you think she looks. Forehead tattoo and nose ring included.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 17, 2025 10:33 AM (5Yz+T)

211 That's the intellectual assumption of most immigration critique right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Nothing "intellectual" about it.

Posted by: Bulg at October 17, 2025 10:33 AM (77rzZ)

212 listen to yourself first before going on TV and telling the world how stupid you are maybe?"

That would require the slightest smidgen of self awareness...

Posted by: man at October 17, 2025 10:33 AM (tubbA)

213 209 Reminds me when the same people argued Clarence Thomas was going to ban interracial marriage.

I assume the point of that was to get "racists MAGAts" know that Thomas is married to a white woman, and the point of this diatribe is to let them know Vance is married to an Indian woman
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:33 AM (sKqQm)

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We are up against mental midgets who think Hitler was a small government libertarian.

The GOP just let them embed in every major institution without a fight for decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:33 AM (GBKbO)

214 Still lifes have always bored me.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis

Same here.

Posted by: Bulg at October 17, 2025 10:34 AM (77rzZ)

215 Yes, that is the assumption.

Trump is deporting all brown people, no matter legal status or connection. Because white supremacy.

That's the intellectual assumption of most immigration critique right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:32 AM (GBKbO)

I have a new level of appreciation for the measures that will be necessary to deprogram these people.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 10:34 AM (i24o9)

216 Left: Trump is a Nazi

Also left: Israel controls Trump

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 17, 2025 10:34 AM (5Yz+T)

217 215 I have a new level of appreciation for the measures that will be necessary to deprogram these people.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 10:34 AM (i24o9)

========

I actually pay attention to the Reddit and DU droppings.

They're fucking stupid, but very earnest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:34 AM (GBKbO)

218 >>>Still lifes have always bored me.

Have you tried moving it?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 10:34 AM (i24o9)

219 Also left: Israel controls Trump

Hitler was, after all, a Jew.

Posted by: Democrat Underground Dweller at October 17, 2025 10:36 AM (JnFGW)

220 I actually pay attention to the Reddit and DU droppings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:34 AM (GBKbO)

I do, too. I guess I wrongly attributed some level of discernment or intelligence to those who have larger megaphones than DU or reddit.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 10:36 AM (i24o9)

221 215 I have a new level of appreciation for the measures that will be necessary to deprogram these people.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 10:34 AM (i24o9)

======

The Don Lemon clip that got some traction last night of him calling for all black and brown people to arm up against ICE.

Does that make any sense if the assumption is that ICE is going after illegals? No, of course it doesn't.

It only makes sense if ICE is deporting literally all people of color.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:36 AM (GBKbO)

222 Left: Trump is a Nazi

Also left: Israel controls Trump


Also, also the left: And he likes his Jewish daughter TOO MUCH

Also, also, also the left: He's going to force all the Jews in America to convert to Christianity!!!

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:36 AM (sKqQm)

223 I got banned from Reddit for 3 days for saying the term illegal alien. Das a raycis’ term apparently.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 17, 2025 10:36 AM (5Yz+T)

224 The art...

I like it. Love the colors and that teapot is wonderful. I want one.

Thanks CBD!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 17, 2025 10:36 AM (2J/Lj)

225 The Boston woman charged with treating ICE looks exactly like you think she looks. Forehead tattoo and nose ring included.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald



I've always wanted to touch a 9v battery to it.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2025 10:37 AM (X8sJa)

226 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around.
Dang. Nice antique but I'm waiting to bid on #147.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2025 10:37 AM (2WIwB)

227 Hitler was, after all, a Jew.

This is why I stopped doing satire. It is impossible to overestimate idiocy in reality. This is apparently already a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 17, 2025 10:38 AM (JnFGW)

228 145 it says you probably need a new set of sparkulator make it happeners.

Posted by: cmeat at October 17, 2025 10:38 AM (R11M+)

229 Hitler was, after all, a Jew.

That's more a Muslim thing

Muslims: It is a lie that Hitler mass murdered Jewish people

Also Muslims: And too bad he didn't kill them all!

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:38 AM (sKqQm)

230 As in Ernest P. Worrell?

Posted by: man at October 17, 2025 10:38 AM (tubbA)

231 The Don Lemon clip that got some traction last night of him calling for all black and brown people to arm up against ICE.


Incitement to Riot.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2025 10:38 AM (X8sJa)

232 I got banned from Reddit for 3 days for saying the term illegal alien. Das a raycis’ term apparently.

Try "not a legal alien"?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:38 AM (sKqQm)

233 216 Left: Trump is a Nazi

Also left: Israel controls Trump

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They say politics makes strange bedfellows, or something.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2025 10:39 AM (dyewR)

234 This is why I stopped doing satire. It is impossible to overestimate idiocy in reality. This is apparently already a conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 17, 2025 10:38 AM (JnFGW)

It’s his grandfather I think, he was 1/4 Jewish or something? I remember reading that or hearing it long ago.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 17, 2025 10:39 AM (5Yz+T)

235 Hitler was, after all, a Jew.

This is why I stopped doing satire. It is impossible to overestimate idiocy in reality. This is apparently already a conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

From what I've read, Hitler himself always worried that he may have had a Jewish grandfather.

Posted by: Bulg at October 17, 2025 10:40 AM (77rzZ)

236 >>> Gender-Affirming Care. Posted by: XTC
They're bris scissors. The container catches the foreskin! Posted by: Not medical or religious advice at October 17, 2025 09:53 AM (ycI94)

Have any woke artists done still life paintings with inappropriate things like dildos yet? Like a beautifully rendered classical still life, with a bowl of fruit (peaches and bananas and eggplants?), but it has dildos.

If not, I could get ahead of this and be famous. But then I'd be famous for dildo art. So a hard pass. Duchamp I am not.

But if it suddenly becomes a thing in the art world, you heard it here first!

Posted by: LizLem at October 17, 2025 10:40 AM (gWBY1)

237 saying the term illegal alien"

So, no Phil Collins/ Genesis fans?

Posted by: man at October 17, 2025 10:40 AM (tubbA)

238
Ach, ja! Der blinken lights!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 17, 2025 10:40 AM (Tv15w)

239 The Don Lemon clip that got some traction last night of him calling for all black and brown people to arm up against ICE.

Does that make any sense if the assumption is that ICE is going after illegals? No, of course it doesn't.

It only makes sense if ICE is deporting literally all people of color.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:36 AM (GBKbO)

Dummies. You do race war AFTER you have achieved majority. Otherwise, the results could be suboptimal from your perspective.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 10:41 AM (i24o9)

240 It’s his grandfather I think, he was 1/4 Jewish or something? I remember reading that or hearing it long ago.

I believe the claim is that his mother worked for a rich Jewish family as help and it could be his real father was the man his mother was working for...

I never looked into it too deeply because I assume if true someone would have used it against him prior to his rise to political power.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:41 AM (sKqQm)

241 I have a new level of appreciation for the measures that will be necessary to deprogram these people.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 10:34 AM (i24o9)

======

The Don Lemon clip that got some traction last night of him calling for all black and brown people to arm up against ICE.

Does that make any sense if the assumption is that ICE is going after illegals? No, of course it doesn't.

It only makes sense if ICE is deporting literally all people of color.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:36 AM (GBKbO)
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Or if a very high percentage of blacks and browns are illegals or otherwise deportable. Which, in some cities, they are.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 17, 2025 10:42 AM (iFTx/)

242 I actually pay attention to the Reddit and DU droppings.

They're fucking stupid, but very earnest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Figure about 50 percent or so are AI/alternative influencing accounts amplifying message.

New Internet is dead story last couple of days. Basically reddit, Fakebook, Instagram, Youtube etc. are riddled with fake/ai accounts.

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 10:43 AM (WDjG6)

243 the Left like to categorize people by color when they think it helps them.

what they don't acknowledge is that when 'brown' people are criminally booked they are most times booked under race as White.

Posted by: the way i see it at October 17, 2025 10:43 AM (EYmYM)

244 239 Dummies. You do race war AFTER you have achieved majority. Otherwise, the results could be suboptimal from your perspective.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 10:41 AM (i24o9)

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Joe Dante made a TV movie for HBO called The Second Civil War.

It portrays an America of the future so balkanized but modified that warfare is breaking out everywhere.

The funniest bits are an Indian guy with an American name as governor of a New England state being interviewed and calling for America only for the Americans and when Los Angeles breaks out into a race war between blacks and hispanics.

It's really an unsung gem of Dante's career, and it's all on YouTube.

https://youtu.be/4DmnXncOsCg

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:43 AM (GBKbO)

245 >>> I assume the point of that was to get "racists MAGAts" know that Thomas is married to a white woman, and the point of this diatribe is to let them know Vance is married to an Indian woman
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:33 AM (sKqQm)

I reread Vance's smackdown of George Snuffalupagus today. It made me happy. The Gen X and millennial conservatives rising in the ranks are not the tired RINOs of the past, thank goodness. Took long enough!

Posted by: LizLem at October 17, 2025 10:43 AM (gWBY1)

246 Antique - #146
L. Valdemar Fischer

This particular painting is more Works Progress Administration (WPA) Art -

The Works Progress Administration (WPA) was a United States federal program created during the Great Depression-era to provide relief for out-of-work artists and artisans.

Very Americana; clean & pretty. Would hang.

A nice start to the weekend. Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 17, 2025 10:44 AM (NFX2v)

247 It’s his grandfather I think, he was 1/4 Jewish or something? I remember reading that or hearing it long ago.

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Not exactly. Maria Schickelgruber was Hitler's paternal grandmother. The identity of the guy she did it with is hazy. There are rumors, spurred on by Hans Frank, that the father of Hitler's dad was a Jewish kid.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2025 10:44 AM (dyewR)

248 224 The art...

I like it. Love the colors and that teapot is wonderful. I want one.

Thanks CBD!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

Sucking up to CBD does you no good in the long run. The first time you criticize one of his art offerings, you will be gruffly invite to peruse the offerings at the vibrant Hot Air Art Thread. It's happened to me three times!

Posted by: Arts and Farces at October 17, 2025 10:44 AM (oftw2)

249 241 Or if a very high percentage of blacks and browns are illegals or otherwise deportable. Which, in some cities, they are.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 17, 2025 10:42 AM (iFTx/)

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Possible, of course.

But if Don Lemon, American black, says his main concern is defending illegals who take jobs from American blacks in inner cities...

I think he should be honest about that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:44 AM (GBKbO)

250 Dummies. You do race war AFTER you have achieved majority. Otherwise, the results could be suboptimal from your perspective.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Don Lemon and those talented tenth that think they can run a race war are inherently stupid if they think that a coalition of color is going to run by blacks. Hispanics outnumber blacks nowadays and Asians are the fastest growing minority group.

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 10:45 AM (WDjG6)

251 Joe Dante made a TV movie for HBO called The Second Civil War.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:43 AM (GBKbO)

That's going on the list.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 10:46 AM (i24o9)

252 250 Don Lemon and those talented tenth that think they can run a race war are inherently stupid if they think that a coalition of color is going to run by blacks. Hispanics outnumber blacks nowadays and Asians are the fastest growing minority group.
Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 10:45 AM (WDjG6)

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"But I'm more oppressed!"
-Don Lemon

"Si."
-His Hispanic overlord

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:46 AM (GBKbO)

253 Did someone say boner killer?

Damn, I step away for a few minutes and miss my Bay-signal! Uh, here, let me find something for y'all hastily...
https://tinyurl.com/bdyxrsj5

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at October 17, 2025 10:46 AM (ycI94)

254 251 Joe Dante made a TV movie for HBO called The Second Civil War.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:43 AM (GBKbO)

That's going on the list.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 10:46 AM (i24o9)

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I was really disappointed in RLM that they excluded it from their ranking of Dante's work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:46 AM (GBKbO)

255 Reflection in the glass covering the needle work. Interesting details. Approve.

Posted by: Slurpees all around at October 17, 2025 10:47 AM (+Wwxm)

256 Damn, I step away for a few minutes and miss my Bay-signal!
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Michael Bay has a signal?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 17, 2025 10:47 AM (y0/gU)

257 >>
@johnkonrad
·
>>14m
🚨BREAKING: TRUMP DOES IT AGAIN. WE WON 🇺🇸

>>White House negotiators and Ambassador @michaelgwaltz just forced IMO to delay the global UN CARBON TAX vote by a full year.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2025 10:47 AM (viF8m)

258 Not exactly. Maria Schickelgruber was Hitler's paternal grandmother. The identity of the guy she did it with is hazy. There are rumors, spurred on by Hans Frank, that the father of Hitler's dad was a Jewish kid.
Posted by: Cicero

The first chapter of Ron Rosenbaum's excellent book "Explaining Hitler" goes into that.

Posted by: Bulg at October 17, 2025 10:47 AM (77rzZ)

259 Sucking up to CBD does you no good in the long run. The first time you criticize one of his art offerings, you will be gruffly invite to peruse the offerings at the vibrant Hot Air Art Thread. It's happened to me three times!
Posted by: Arts and Farces

I've criticized plenty of them. Never got the invitation to view the Hot Air art thread.

What's Hot Air?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 17, 2025 10:48 AM (2J/Lj)

260 Coming up on Crowder today, more Mamdami socialist revelations. It won't move the needle, he's still gonna win. But at least the truth is out there, if lefty New Yorkers can pull their heads out of their butts for five seconds and see it:

""Robert “Byrd” Akleh, Citywide Canvass Manager for Zohran Mamdani’s campaign, admits plans to pressure the NYPD to defy ICE and obstruct deportations, bragging about a “coordinated” socialist takeover of New York City. Akleh says the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) are the “backbone” of the campaign, with staffers from AOC and Jamaal Bowman’s teams helping run the operation.""

Posted by: LizLem at October 17, 2025 10:49 AM (gWBY1)

261 Would hang.

Posted by: Squid at October 17, 2025 10:49 AM (R6ckG)

262 they think that a coalition of color is going to run by blacks"

A number do think that way... but they're always shocked to find out what "Hispanics" think of blacks...

Posted by: man at October 17, 2025 10:49 AM (tubbA)

263 Federal investigators accuse Charlotte community activist Cedric Dean of exploiting homeless people to defraud Medicaid out of millions of dollars. Dean used the money to buy homes, cars and fund his lifestyle, feds said, and now they’re moving to seize those assets.
Dean has been well-documented through the years and founded “Sons Against Violence Everywhere.”

Posted by: Chuck Finley at October 17, 2025 10:49 AM (RHGPo)

264 I do, too. I guess I wrongly attributed some level of discernment or intelligence to those who have larger megaphones than DU or reddit.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Reddit is essentially loaded with fake accounts many of which are AI driven NPCs for specific companies, countries, and infotainment boosting.

That is why any AI model using Reddit for training will instantly veer left and anti sanity. Your model is only as good as its least precise input.

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 10:50 AM (WDjG6)

265
What's Hot Air?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 17, 2025 10:48 AM


he meant "Hot Gas"

Posted by: Rick Perry at October 17, 2025 10:50 AM (tljrc)

266 242 I actually pay attention to the Reddit and DU droppings.

They're fucking stupid, but very earnest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Figure about 50 percent or so are AI/alternative influencing accounts amplifying message.
Posted by: whig

That's the two main reasons I share. The ideas are often so dumb they're humorous, and even if half are artificial, it shows what the Left is testing for future messaging, so sometimes it helps us see what NPC downloads are coming (and how they're formed).

It's also good to have reminders of how deranged and evil some of them are, and we know what they'll do to us if they regain unfettered power, so we can prepare accordingly.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 17, 2025 10:50 AM (ycI94)

267 Don Lemon and those talented tenth that think they can run a race war are inherently stupid if they think that a coalition of color is going to run by blacks. Hispanics outnumber blacks nowadays and Asians are the fastest growing minority group.

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 10:45 AM (WDjG6)

That's my point.

The Armchair Race War generals have no clue how race relations run in the trenches, and the last thing that would happen would be a racial unification against an 80/20 supported idea that America is for Americans first.

Shooting starts, and you're going to have a lot of airing of grievances between races before you even get people to listen to your pet causes.

And newsflash for cocksucker Lemon: His backyard will be ablaze long before and after mine. That's just demographics. Fool.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 10:50 AM (i24o9)

268 Don Lemon and those talented tenth that think they can run a race war are inherently stupid if they think that a coalition of color is going to run by blacks. Hispanics outnumber blacks nowadays and Asians are the fastest growing minority group.
Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 10:45 AM (WDjG6)

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"But I'm more oppressed!"
-Don Lemon

"Si."
-His Hispanic overlord
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:46 AM (GBKbO)
_____

Hispanics are also more ruthless and violent. The black gangs shoot each other over sneakers. The latin gangs rape each other's sisters, behead them, and drop the bodies off at the parent's house. Hard to defeat that kind of bloodlust.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 17, 2025 10:50 AM (iFTx/)

269 that the father of Hitler's dad was a Jewish kid.
==
Possibly from a very wealthy and well known jewish family?

Hmm.

Posted by: Shrugs at October 17, 2025 10:51 AM (+Wwxm)

270 A number do think that way... but they're always shocked to find out what "Hispanics" think of blacks...
Posted by: man
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Dominicans are enraged if you call them Haitians despite essentially similar in genetics.

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 10:51 AM (WDjG6)

271 "Stuff - A Still Life"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 17, 2025 10:51 AM (xcxpd)

272 270 Dominicans are enraged if you call them Haitians despite essentially similar in genetics.
Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 10:51 AM (WDjG6)

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*considers long held plan to call a Japanese man Korean...*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:51 AM (GBKbO)

273 I find the painting disturbing.

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2025 10:51 AM (g47mK)

274 Hispanics are also more ruthless and violent. The black gangs shoot each other over sneakers. The latin gangs rape each other's sisters, behead them, and drop the bodies off at the parent's house. Hard to defeat that kind of bloodlust.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 17, 2025 10:50 AM (iFTx/)

Cortez managed it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 17, 2025 10:52 AM (xcxpd)

275 Cortez managed it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 17, 2025 10:52 AM (xcxpd)

With the help of other bloodthirsty allies.

Posted by: the way i see it at October 17, 2025 10:53 AM (EYmYM)

276 Dominicans are enraged if you call them Haitians despite essentially similar in genetics"

That's nothing. Confuse the Central American and SA nations....

Posted by: man at October 17, 2025 10:53 AM (tubbA)

277 Dominicans are enraged if you call them Haitians despite essentially similar in genetics.

You can see the border between the two countries from space because Haitians have turned their country into a barren shithole

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:53 AM (sKqQm)

278 Cortez managed it"

Exactly. Coordinated violence.

Posted by: man at October 17, 2025 10:54 AM (tubbA)

279 Hispanics are also more ruthless and violent. The black gangs shoot each other over sneakers. The latin gangs rape each other's sisters, behead them, and drop the bodies off at the parent's house. Hard to defeat that kind of bloodlust.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 17, 2025 10:50 AM (iFTx/)

Cortez managed it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 17, 2025 10:52 AM (xcxpd)
________

True. But he did it largely by turning the various tribes' bloodlust against each other. He beat the Aztecs not with Conquistadors, but with natives who were terrorized by the Aztecs and hungry for payback. They got it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 17, 2025 10:54 AM (iFTx/)

280 >>> Sucking up to CBD does you no good in the long run.

Adore CBD!! Always and forever. But if I was ever to truly suck up to him, I'd have to ban ketchup on hot dogs and syrup on pancakes/waffles. And that's just a bridge too far for me.

Some of the first ketchup-y hot dogs I ever had were from street cart vendors in NYC, actually. So it amuses me he's so anti when his own city taught me this is ok.

Posted by: LizLem at October 17, 2025 10:54 AM (gWBY1)

281 "Say, what ever happened to those bowls of fake grapes & fruits sitting around as decoration?"

We had one at our house when I was growing up. Other than having objects for my siblings and I to throw at each other, I never valued it.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at October 17, 2025 10:54 AM (6qf1m)

282 Haitians have turned their country into a barren shithole"

But Conan Obrian says it's wonderful...

Especially the BBQ.

Posted by: man at October 17, 2025 10:55 AM (tubbA)

283 I should get dressed and do something constructive. Yet here I sit, still wearing my jammies, without any plan to change the situation. That whole "sleeping at night" thing didn't work out well last night.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 17, 2025 10:55 AM (2J/Lj)

284 Say, what ever happened to those bowls of fake grapes & fruits sitting around as decoration?"

We had one at our house when I was growing up. Other than having objects for my siblings and I to throw at each other, I never valued it.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at October 17, 2025 10:54 AM (6qf1m)

Still available at Hobby Lobby and Michael's

Posted by: the way i see it at October 17, 2025 10:55 AM (EYmYM)

285 Sucking up to CBD does you no good in the long run.

Adore CBD!! Always and forever. But if I was ever to truly suck up to him, I'd have to ban ketchup on hot dogs and syrup on pancakes/waffles. And that's just a bridge too far for me.

Some of the first ketchup-y hot dogs I ever had were from street cart vendors in NYC, actually. So it amuses me he's so anti when his own city taught me this is ok.
Posted by: LizLem at October 17, 2025 10:54 AM (gWBY1)
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I have always put ketchup on hot dogs. It's a NYC thing. I shake the ass outta my Manhattans too.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 17, 2025 10:55 AM (iFTx/)

286 Race war?

The simmering one between Hispanics and Blacks that periodically boils over, but is never mentioned by the press?

That race war?

Trump put it on ice (literally) by getting the illegals out of the front of the free shit line.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 17, 2025 10:56 AM (Q4IgG)

287 That's the two main reasons I share. The ideas are often so dumb they're humorous, and even if half are artificial, it shows what the Left is testing for future messaging, so sometimes it helps us see what NPC downloads are coming (and how they're formed).

It's also good to have reminders of how deranged and evil some of them are, and we know what they'll do to us if they regain unfettered power, so we can prepare accordingly.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

A fairly large percentage of fake accounts are Russian, Ukrainians, Chinese, Indian, Pakistan, and Iranian, with a sprinkling of Norks. Then you have the domestic side of commercial influencing agencies--AI version of Rent a Crowd.

Basically with bot crawlers, one can almost immediately target and amplify or refute individual human posts with ruthless efficiency. Much better than the older notify services where one is notified when their nic, interests, etc. on a blog are targeted.

Posted by: whig at October 17, 2025 10:56 AM (WDjG6)

288 Sucking up to CBD does you no good in the long run. The first time you criticize one of his art offerings, you will be gruffly invite to peruse the offerings at the vibrant Hot Air Art Thread. It's happened to me three times!
Posted by: Arts and Farces at October 17, 2025 10:44 AM (oftw2)


You don't come here just for the art, do you?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2025 10:56 AM (2WIwB)

289 periodically boils over, but is never mentioned by the press?"

Yeah. Watts isn't soul food anymore...

Posted by: man at October 17, 2025 10:57 AM (tubbA)

290 288 You don't come here just for the art, do you?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2025 10:56 AM (2WIwB)

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I came for coffee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:57 AM (GBKbO)

291 "Still available at Hobby Lobby and Michael's"

I'll rush right out...

Posted by: Bad Andrew at October 17, 2025 10:57 AM (6qf1m)

292 274 Hispanics are also more ruthless and violent. The black gangs shoot each other over sneakers. The latin gangs rape each other's sisters, behead them, and drop the bodies off at the parent's house. Hard to defeat that kind of bloodlust.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 17, 2025 10:50 AM (iFTx/)

Cortez managed it
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The above describes the Indios and Mestizo. The Conquistadors just wanted your fucking gold.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 17, 2025 10:57 AM (AdHga)

293 I came for coffee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 17, 2025 10:57 AM (GBKbO)

I'll have what he's having.

Posted by: Other Commenters at October 17, 2025 10:57 AM (i24o9)

294 No Kings Day/Women's March
Why we wear Yellow, Historical Context

Hong Kong protestors carried yellow umbrellas as act of protest, turning an everyday object into a vivid icon of peaceful resistance against violence and suppression.

Asia yellow ribbons become emblems of hope, accountability, and systemic reform after South Korea's Sewal ferry tragedy, yellow ribbons evolved from memorial tokens into protest symbols demanding government transparency and justice.

Eastern Ukraine the "Yellow Ribbon" movement reclaimed the color as a signal of resistance and national self-determination amid invasion.

By choosing yellow, we align ourselves with this historical context: It is a visible optimistic banner that carries the weight of democratic struggle, nonviolent dissent, and a reminder that power must stem from the people, not from crowns.
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Not overjoyed over the Ukrainian reference. O never quits.

But now I understand the Black Bloc carrying of black umbrellas.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 17, 2025 10:58 AM (NFX2v)

295 Praying that your kitty will be ok, Fenelon.

Today's painting is pleasant. It's not a piece that one might find hanging in a gallery, but a good friend might paint it and give it to you as a gift.

Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at October 17, 2025 10:58 AM (0lzjf)

296 ketchup on hot dogs is like making a ketchup Bologna sandwich.


I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Posted by: the way i see it at October 17, 2025 10:58 AM (EYmYM)

297 I got of hospital on 14th. Net sure if it is downhill from now, but we're trying to sell our deceased parent's house. Not sure if my confusion is permanent, or a temporary excab of my dementia. We have 2 dogs, my dog hates the other dog. I like this painting , but not sure.

Posted by: Baldy at October 17, 2025 10:58 AM (5eRfH)

298 Dominicans are enraged if you call them Haitians despite essentially similar in genetics.

You can see the border between the two countries from space because Haitians have turned their country into a barren shithole
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 10:53 AM (sKqQm)
_____

The Haitian cities are basically Thunderdome. But the rural areas, up in the mountains, are beautiful. Haiti should be a major tourist destination. Should be. But cannibalism ain't good for tourists.

Dominican Republic is a shithole too. Only the resorts are nice, and when you stay there you never leave. You're picked up at the airport, driven through crushing poverty and shit to get to the resort, and you never leave.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 17, 2025 10:58 AM (iFTx/)

299 260 Coming up on Crowder today, more Mamdami socialist revelations. It won't move the needle, he's still gonna win. But at least the truth is out there, if lefty New Yorkers can pull their heads out of their butts for five seconds and see it:

""Robert “Byrd” Akleh, Citywide Canvass Manager for Zohran Mamdani’s campaign, admits plans to pressure the NYPD to defy ICE and obstruct deportations, bragging about a “coordinated” socialist takeover of New York City. Akleh says the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) are the “backbone” of the campaign, with staffers from AOC and Jamaal Bowman’s teams helping run the operation.""
Posted by: LizLem at October 17, 2025 10:49 AM (gWBY1)

Not sure this is a revelation. It’s more like well duh of course.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 17, 2025 10:59 AM (5Yz+T)

300 >>>ketchup on hot dogs is like making a ketchup Bologna sandwich

Fried bologna sandwich, ketchup, mustard, on toast. You're welcome.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 10:59 AM (i24o9)

301 Dominican Republic is a shithole too. Only the resorts are nice, and when you stay there you never leave. You're picked up at the airport, driven through crushing poverty and shit to get to the resort, and you never leave.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 17, 2025 10:58 AM (iFTx/)


So, like Mexico.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 17, 2025 10:59 AM (5Yz+T)

302 I come here for the talk about enormous jiggling breasts.

Posted by: Bulg at October 17, 2025 11:00 AM (77rzZ)

303 Posted by: Baldy at October 17, 2025 10:58 AM (5eRfH)


Prayers up

Posted by: the way i see it at October 17, 2025 11:00 AM (EYmYM)

304 I got of hospital on 14th. Net sure if it is downhill from now, but we're trying to sell our deceased parent's house. Not sure if my confusion is permanent, or a temporary excab of my dementia. We have 2 dogs, my dog hates the other dog. I like this painting , but not sure.

Posted by: Baldy at October 17, 2025 10:58 AM (5eRfH)

Be well, Baldy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2025 11:00 AM (i24o9)

305 Buck up!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 17, 2025 11:00 AM (LxER7)

306 Still available at Hobby Lobby and Michael's"

I'll rush right out...
Posted by: Bad Andrew

I have a lovely antique cake stand with its cover. It sits collecting dust. I should get some fake fruit to put on there. The clear glass dome cover would keep dust off the fake fruit too. Hmmmm.....

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 17, 2025 11:01 AM (2J/Lj)

307 Dominican Republic is a shithole too. Only the resorts are nice, and when you stay there you never leave. You're picked up at the airport, driven through crushing poverty and shit to get to the resort, and you never leave.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 17, 2025 10:58 AM (iFTx/)


So, like Mexico.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 17, 2025 10:59 AM (5Yz+T)
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Even worse. Mexico has much more infrastructure and some semblance of a middle class.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 17, 2025 11:01 AM (iFTx/)

308 301 Dominican Republic is a shithole too. Only the resorts are nice, and when you stay there you never leave. You're picked up at the airport, driven through crushing poverty and shit to get to the resort, and you never leave.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 17, 2025 10:58 AM (iFTx/)


So, like Mexico.
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Same deal in Jamaica.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 17, 2025 11:02 AM (AdHga)

309 realistic wooden fake fruit is an upgrade from the rubbery plastic fruit.

Posted by: the way i see it at October 17, 2025 11:02 AM (EYmYM)

310 DR is a regular Caribbean shit hole.

Haiti has perfected shithole-iness

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 11:02 AM (sKqQm)

311 I meant as far as the tourist experience goes. With Mexico you get off the plane into a shuttle bus to the resort. Only time you leave the resort is if there’s a hotel booked trip to see ruins or something. Other than that you never leave.

I’ve never been but have heard Cabo is the one beach place where you can kinda leave the compound and be reasonably safe.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 17, 2025 11:04 AM (5Yz+T)

312 Oh wait! I could put anything on display with that cake stand! Oooh!!! Ideas! I have ideas, people! Hubbymayhem may want to kick someone.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 17, 2025 11:05 AM (2J/Lj)

313 I went to Barbados many moons ago. It was safe. Wife and I strolled around l, even rented a car and cruised around the island one day. No issues.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 17, 2025 11:05 AM (5Yz+T)

314 This thread has got me to thinking...

Is there such a thing as a fake plate or bowl?

...

Posted by: Bad Andrew at October 17, 2025 11:06 AM (6qf1m)

315 My friend just had a destination wedding in Puerto Vallarta. Told him way beforehand that I was not going .

Posted by: the way i see it at October 17, 2025 11:06 AM (EYmYM)

316 313 I went to Barbados many moons ago. It was safe. Wife and I strolled around l, even rented a car and cruised around the island one day. No issues.
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Aruba is the same.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 17, 2025 11:06 AM (AdHga)

317 Aruba is the same.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 17, 2025 11:06 AM (AdHga)


Except there are no cars right?

Posted by: the way i see it at October 17, 2025 11:07 AM (EYmYM)

318 I went to Barbados many moons ago. It was safe.

There are some questionable areas there, but the richer islands are generally much safer then the poorer ones.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2025 11:09 AM (sKqQm)

319 The porcelain tea kettle is what makes the perspective seem off.

It looks misshapen, but I'm sure the artist drew exactly what they saw.

Excellent work with the reflections, shadow/light, and the detail in the tablecloth and cross-stitched hanging piece.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 17, 2025 11:10 AM (6ydKt)

320 >>Same deal in Jamaica.

Same deal in much of the Caribbean. A buddy and I wandered off the tourist route in St. Thomas and came face to face with some blade wielding ganja boys.

And Puerto Rico is extremely sketchy when you leave the tourist areas.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2025 11:10 AM (viF8m)

321 I mean there are no go places in all our urban cities. That would be my single issue platform as President.

Posted by: the way i see it at October 17, 2025 11:11 AM (EYmYM)

322 294 But now I understand the Black Bloc carrying of black umbrellas.

i was under the impression that the black bloc carried black umbrellas so they could open them in front of cameras to block the view of folks trying to show what's going on.

Posted by: anachronda at October 17, 2025 11:13 AM (v3pYe)

323 Do police even walk a beat these days or is it now just a memory in old movies?

Posted by: the way i see it at October 17, 2025 11:14 AM (EYmYM)

324 Aruba is still mostly safe! Love it. but more and more Venezuelan refugees are there. it's not great.

Venezuela needs to get its shit together

other than Aruba I dunno. Grand Cayman is good. Bermuda.

weirdly, Curacao has loads of crime (it's right by Aruba and also Dutch)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2025 11:14 AM (emBoF)

325 The two-hour bus ride from the Montego Bay airport to the resort in Negril was a killer. Thankfully, the bus stopped about half-way so we could get a Red Stripe beer at a local hole-in-the-wall joint.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 17, 2025 11:14 AM (Y1sOo)

326 323 Do police even walk a beat these days or is it now just a memory in old movies?


nope

if you're lucky they'll sit in their cars

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2025 11:14 AM (emBoF)

327 314 This thread has got me to thinking...

Is there such a thing as a fake plate or bowl?


we're right here, you know

Posted by: dixie paper products at October 17, 2025 11:15 AM (v3pYe)

328 311 I meant as far as the tourist experience goes. With Mexico you get off the plane into a shuttle bus to the resort. Only time you leave the resort is if there’s a hotel booked trip to see ruins or something. Other than that you never leave.


Coz used to be safe (it's an island)

not anymore

Cabo either. used to be better. I mean it's better than what the Yucatan has turned into, but it's not safe

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2025 11:15 AM (emBoF)

329 Bermuda is the place. Went for the first time in March, planning on going back as soon as practical.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 17, 2025 11:16 AM (DVu8i)

330 St. Maarten was safe when I was there.

Anywhere in the Bahamas don’t venture off the tourist bath.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 17, 2025 11:16 AM (5Yz+T)

331 Belize used to be a desired location to relocate because they speak English but now its just another thug Central American country from what I understand.

Posted by: the way i see it at October 17, 2025 11:17 AM (EYmYM)

332 I went to college with some peeps from Bermuda. From what they described it was a great place to live.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 17, 2025 11:19 AM (5Yz+T)

333 278 Cortez managed it"

Exactly. Coordinated violence.


i approve this message.

Posted by: norman 1 at October 17, 2025 11:21 AM (v3pYe)

334 317 Aruba is the same.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 17, 2025 11:06 AM (AdHga)


Except there are no cars right?
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They have cars. I rented one and drove around the island. There is a big prison on the leeward side of the island. Not much else, though.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 17, 2025 11:25 AM (AdHga)

335 272 i called my scottish uncle irish once...

Posted by: cmeat at October 17, 2025 11:33 AM (R11M+)

336 308 not even close. i've rented motobikeys and ridden all across and around that island. stay in an apartment house, walk to groceries. careful around kingston.

Posted by: cmeat at October 17, 2025 11:41 AM (R11M+)

337 322 yellow ones would serve the same porpoise.

Posted by: cmeat at October 17, 2025 11:43 AM (R11M+)

338 Apples & Oranges and someone threw in some Grapes

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 17, 2025 06:17 PM (wGqjj)

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