MORNING RANT: The Year Without Hurricanes, Despite NOAA Predicting an “Above Normal” Hurricane Season

2025 is shaping up as the “Year Without a Hurricane Season.” We are now well past the peak of hurricane season, and there have been no hurricane landfalls, as overall tropical activity has been minimal.

Of course, the professional climate hysterics at NOAA had predicted a very active, “above normal” hurricane season last spring, because that is the only forecast they are allowed to make. Fealty to the Church of Climate requires that all long-range weather forecasts of any type always be “worse than average” due to global warming.

“NOAA predicts above-normal 2025 Atlantic hurricane season; Above-average Atlantic Ocean temperatures set the stage” [NOAA Press Release – 5/22/2025]

NOAA’s outlook for the 2025 Atlantic hurricane season, which goes from June 1 to November 30, predicts a 30% chance of a near-normal season, a 60% chance of an above-normal season, and a 10% chance of a below-normal season.
The agency is forecasting a range of 13 to 19 total named storms (winds of 39 mph or higher). Of those, 6-10 are forecast to become hurricanes (winds of 74 mph or higher), including 3-5 major hurricanes (category 3, 4 or 5; with winds of 111 mph or higher). NOAA has a 70% confidence in these ranges.

As shown in the graph below from Accuweather, the frequency of tropical storms and hurricanes is highest from mid-August to late-September. To have an above-normal hurricane season, the peak months of hurricane season should have been very active.

That was not the case. 2025 has turned out to be a very rare year - one in which no hurricanes made landfall in the U.S. by the end of September.

“First hurricane season in 10 years that no hurricanes have made landfall in the US through the end of September” [Accuweather – 10/01/2025]

But not only were there no hurricanes making landfall during the peak of hurricane season, there was an unprecedented period of zero tropical activity at all, not even a tropical depression (a storm with winds below 39 mph that has some level of circulation.)

“The Atlantic’s remarkable 20-day quiet period finally ends” [Yale Climate Connections]

According to Michael Lowry, the period August 29–September 16 has never before gone without a named storm or tropical depression since satellite data began in 1966. On average, four named storms and two hurricanes form each season during this period.

It was in 1966 that satellites made it possible to identify and monitor tropical storms beyond the range of hurricane hunter aircraft. This obviously increased the number of named storms, since those storms that spun in the open Atlantic and then dissipated had previously gone unnamed. But in 2025, there was an unprecedented lack of activity in the Atlantic during the peak of hurricane season.

Exactly one named storm has made landfall in the U.S. at all this year. Tropical Storm Chantal had winds exceeding 39 mph for less than 24 hours before it drifted ashore in South Carolina on July 6. That was over three months ago, and the season is now winding down.

The only other storm to hit the mainland was Tropical Storm Barry, which had max winds of just 40 mph, and was a named storm for only a few hours as it drifted ashore in Mexico. Before climate apocalysm necessitated the naming of every gust of wind exceeding 38 mph, Barry would likely not have been considered a tropical storm.

In total, there have been ten named storms (as I type this on October 9), six tropical storms and four hurricanes. Other than harassing some islands, the four hurricanes have just drifted around the Atlantic before dissipating. Regarding the tropical storms, they have been minimal storms at best. Per NOAA’s page https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/data/tcr/ documenting this season’s storms, none of the six tropical storms had max winds that even exceeded 55 mph.

One of the hurricanes that fizzled out in the open Atlantic, Hurricane Erin, at one point had maximum winds of 140 mph, making it a category 4 storm (on a scale of 1 to 5). That was enough for the media to fire up the climate hysteria and frame it as perhaps the worst hurricane in history:

“Hurricane Erin is one of the fastest rapidly intensifying storms in Atlantic history” [CNN – 8/17/2025]

“‘Near historical’ Hurricane Erin among largest storms ever recorded in the Atlantic at over 500 miles wide” [NY Post – 8/21/2025]

Hurricane season runs through the end of November, and there is still time for some more storms to blow up, and possibly even make landfall in the continental U.S. But that doesn’t change the fact that this has been an historically mild hurricane season.

Hurricanes are an amazingly destructive force of nature that have always existed, and always will. They need to be taken very seriously. An abnormally light season – or a busier than normal season – have nothing to do with humans engaging in carbon-fueled lifestyles. The fact that our national weather agency employs scientifically-compromised partisans posing as weather experts and pushing climate hysteria is extremely dangerous. When it comes to hurricanes, we need NOAA to be objective and honest. The fact that it puts out propaganda each year to scare people before every hurricane season is discrediting, and it’s a huge disservice to American citizens who deserve a reputable weather agency.

Last year, Bill Nye the Science Guy said the best way to stop hurricanes was to vote for Kamala Harris.

This year, the United States marked its first hurricane-free September in a decade.

Moral of the story? Stop listening to climate alarmists. pic.twitter.com/GUlxcTewD4
— Daniel Turner (@DanielTurnerPTF) October 6, 2025

[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM

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1 ZEROETH!

Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2025 11:00 AM (77rzZ)

2 IT"S BECAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 10, 2025 11:01 AM (zjgNU)

3 Break wind

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 10, 2025 11:01 AM (SCwm0)

4 ALSO, IF THERE WERE LOTS OF HURRICANES, IT'S BECAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 10, 2025 11:01 AM (zjgNU)

5 OR IF THERE WERE EXACTLY THE SAME NUMBER OF HURRICANES AS LAST YEAR, IT'S BECAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 10, 2025 11:01 AM (zjgNU)

6 This is what happens when you're using "political science" instead of "science science."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 10, 2025 11:03 AM (Q4IgG)

7 Weren't there two hurricanes in the Atlantic that basically collided and did each other in?

Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2025 11:03 AM (77rzZ)

8 >>> Tropical Storm Chantal had winds exceeding 39 mph

That's a calm spring day in Kansas.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 10, 2025 11:03 AM (3uBP9)

9 If this keeps up, CNN is going to say "screw you" and go and do their own hurricanes. With blackjack, and hookers.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 10, 2025 11:03 AM (rbvCR)

10 2025 is shaping up as the “Year Without a Hurricane Season.”

Making a statement like that is known as "tempting the fates".

Hurricane season for the Atlantic doesn't end for another three weeks.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 10, 2025 11:04 AM (/HDaX)

11 Hurricane season for the Atlantic doesn't end for another three weeks.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

I thought it went to the end of November. That's a little longer than three weeks.

Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2025 11:05 AM (77rzZ)

12
With the federal government shut down, there will be storms all over the place.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 10, 2025 11:05 AM (VWtfl)

13 Insert Sad Trombone here.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 10, 2025 11:06 AM (uQesX)

14 Well NOW we're in for it!

Posted by: Weasel at October 10, 2025 11:06 AM (KNghf)

15 NO Hurricanes is just more proof of Global Warmening

Posted by: illiniwek at October 10, 2025 11:06 AM (vbXSk)

16
“NOAA predicts above-normal 2025 Atlantic hurricane season; Above-average Atlantic Ocean temperatures set the stage” [NOAA Press Release – 5/22/2025]

Any actual scientist would look at that line and say "hmm, the evidence suggests (assuming this temperature report is true) that above average Atlantic Ocean temperatures reduce the chances of hurricanes, rather than increasing them."

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2025 11:06 AM (uWKK8)

17 I'm still not moving to the south of FL.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 10, 2025 11:07 AM (LCzx5)

18 2025 is shaping up as the “Year Without a Hurricane Season.

2025 is biding its time. You just wait. We're gonna get bomb cyclones, and atmospheric rivers, and polar vortexes out the wazoo.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:07 AM (Riz8t)

19 Bill Nye is a mid-wit asshat.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 10, 2025 11:07 AM (GTqXr)

20 15 NO Hurricanes is just more proof of Global Warmening
Posted by: illiniwek at October 10, 2025 11:06 AM (vbXSk)

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Climate chaos means that every part of the planet not being like Normal Rockwell paintings of the American Northeast can only be fixed by a carbon tax paid to the UN.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 10, 2025 11:07 AM (GBKbO)

21

Fly those planes into the eye of my brown hurricane!

Posted by: Don at October 10, 2025 11:07 AM (oyri5)

22
Bill Nye is made of spare parts.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 10, 2025 11:07 AM (VWtfl)

23 But I was told that everything weather related was the MOST EXTREME IT'S EVER BEEN IN RECORDED HISTORY!

Posted by: NR Pax at October 10, 2025 11:07 AM (OPGS/)

24 15 NO Hurricanes is just more proof of Global Warmening
Posted by: illiniwek at October 10, 2025 11:06 AM (vbXSk)

See!!! It changed! It's Climate Change, it's Climate Change!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2025 11:08 AM (uWKK8)

25 1st False Fall has started. We don't have time for hurricanes.

Posted by: NCKate at October 10, 2025 11:09 AM (4bYb7)

26 I liked it better when the hurricanes had girls' names

then they started using guys' names, and eventually there was a hurricane with my name on it
so that was unfortunate

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at October 10, 2025 11:09 AM (AOsQT)

27 I've been very impressed with the ~~global warming~~ climate change cult.

FIRST, that they were able to change from "Global Warming" to "Climate Change". That was an impressive misdirection.

Second, how they can just make EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS be proof of climate change. It's an unshakeable faith. I'm honestly impressed by those directing the scam. (Who are likely scamming themselves, as well.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 10, 2025 11:09 AM (zjgNU)

28 1st False Fall has started. We don't have time for hurricanes.

Indigenous American summer?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:10 AM (Riz8t)

29 ‘ The Year Without Hurricanes, Despite NOAA Predicting an “Above Normal” Hurricane Season’

That’s where they screwed up. They should have predicted “Abnormal “ Hurricane Season.

That way they would have been guaranteed to be right.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 10, 2025 11:10 AM (jbnUc)

30
Hurricanes are defying the models. Climate change is that real!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 10, 2025 11:10 AM (oKXMA)

31 I liked it better when the hurricanes had girls' names

then they started using guys' names, and eventually there was a hurricane with my name on it
so that was unfortunate
Posted by: Don Black

Hurricane L'Quisha is gonna be a bad one.

Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2025 11:10 AM (77rzZ)

32 Bill Nye: "Vote for the Camel to stop hurricanes."

Now that's some serious science from "The Science Guy"!

Posted by: Ralph at October 10, 2025 11:10 AM (8WZD4)

33 2025 is biding its time. You just wait. We're gonna get bomb cyclones, and atmospheric rivers, and polar vortexes out the wazoo.

The IPCC will have to add the word, “nuclear” in front of a weather event so it sounds scarier!

Posted by: Unkaren at October 10, 2025 11:10 AM (o+IOE)

34 I realize that anyone with a dartboard could produce a hurricane season prediction just as good as the NOAA's, down to the percentages and everything.

People like to think they know the truth about some future event. It makes them feel good, even when its completely fake.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2025 11:11 AM (uWKK8)

35 I liked it better when the hurricanes had girls' names

then they started using guys' names, and eventually there was a hurricane with my name on it
so that was unfortunate

I'm pretty darn sure they'll never name a hurricane after me, or anything else for that matter.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:11 AM (Riz8t)

36 then they started using guys' names, and eventually there was a hurricane with my name on it
so that was unfortunate
Posted by: Don Black

Your name is Crossfire?

Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2025 11:11 AM (77rzZ)

37 Maybe the jewish-powered weather control system wasn't turned on because Trump is so Isreali-friendly.

You never considered that did you Buck?

/sarc (if it wasn't obvious)

Posted by: Scott_T at October 10, 2025 11:11 AM (2waQ7)

38 I thought it went to the end of November. That's a little longer than three weeks.
Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2025 11:05 AM (77rzZ)

Depends on your source. If it's end of November, that just accentuates my point.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 10, 2025 11:11 AM (/HDaX)

39 Manmade global climate change.

Posted by: Operator Error at October 10, 2025 11:12 AM (GZAOF)

40 I realize that anyone with a dartboard could produce a hurricane season prediction just as good as the NOAA's, down to the percentages and everything.

People like to think they know the truth about some future event. It makes them feel good, even when its completely fake.

Real scientists know that adding more decimal points to your model's predictions make them better.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:12 AM (Riz8t)

41 Second, how they can just make EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS be proof of climate change. It's an unshakeable faith. I'm honestly impressed by those directing the scam. (Who are likely scamming themselves, as well.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 10, 2025 11:09 AM (zjgNU)

Another impressive point: things that their holy book (IPCC findings) have said SPECIFICALLY are not indicators of climate change are indicators of climate change to the faithful.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 10, 2025 11:12 AM (zjgNU)

42 41 Another impressive point: things that their holy book (IPCC findings) have said SPECIFICALLY are not indicators of climate change are indicators of climate change to the faithful.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 10, 2025 11:12 AM (zjgNU)

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Well, that's because the IPCC has been captured by Big Oil, duh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 10, 2025 11:12 AM (GBKbO)

43 Duh, the lack of hurricanes was clearly caused by climate change.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 10, 2025 11:13 AM (36PRH)

44 I live 2 miles from the ocean on Currituck Sound in Eastern NC. Been through numerous hurricanes since moving here since 1988, with maybe 4 or 5 with multi-week power outages. The relative calm the last few years here has been wonderful, but maybe a mixed blessing. The trees have grown older, larger, but are untested by hurricane winds.
Helene, last years disaster in Western NC, was not a factor here, other than many inches of rain when the remnants came through here 10 days later.

Posted by: Currituck Chuck at October 10, 2025 11:13 AM (oftw2)

45 Oh no!
What to do?!

Start hyping "bomb-cyclone" snow storms, I guess. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at October 10, 2025 11:13 AM (GbwPZ)

46 So the nobel commies gave the nobel peace award to a gal from Venezuela to snub Trump. Maria Corina Machado. And she just dedicated the award to Trump and the USA for supporting her cause. LOL

Posted by: banana Dream at October 10, 2025 11:14 AM (3uBP9)

47 Every area of the planet is experiencing more intense hurricanes than every other area of the planet.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at October 10, 2025 11:14 AM (6qf1m)

48 So the nobel commies gave the nobel peace award to a gal from Venezuela to snub Trump. Maria Corina Machado. And she just dedicated the award to Trump and the USA for supporting her cause. LOL
Posted by: banana Dream

Really? That's great.

Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2025 11:14 AM (77rzZ)

49 Drivers of Hurricane activity -

High - Climate Change
Med - Climate Change
Low - Climate Change
Sharknado - Climate Change
Jimmy Buffet's Death - Climate Change

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 10, 2025 11:15 AM (Dv3i1)

50 Every area of the planet is experiencing more intense hurricanes than every other area of the planet.

That's stupid. It's physically imposs....oh, OHHHHH.

Posted by: That guy who is a bit slow on the uptake at October 10, 2025 11:15 AM (Riz8t)

51 >>> Real scientists know that adding more decimal points to your model's predictions make them better.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:12 AM (Riz8t)

You bump up the xy scatter data marker size in excel.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 10, 2025 11:15 AM (3uBP9)

52 If electing W caused Katrina, then electing Trump has caused NO Katrinas!

I mean, that's what scientists told us - elections affect the weather, you guyz!

Is there nothing Trump can't do!!??

Posted by: Lizzy at October 10, 2025 11:15 AM (GbwPZ)

53 If Africans were better housekeepers, we might have had a more impressive hurricane season. Saharan dust had a lot to do with the early and peak season dearth of storms.

Posted by: Swiffer and Endust at October 10, 2025 11:16 AM (oftw2)

54 Second, how they can just make EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS be proof of climate change

I haven't checked in a few years, but the Oregon Global Warming Commission used to put up an announcement in low snow years that Mount Hood would soon be snow-free.

In high snow years, they quietly removed that statement.

They did this for at least a decade.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 10, 2025 11:17 AM (xTIDn)

55 It's called WEATHER. Happens every day. You could look it up

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at October 10, 2025 11:18 AM (JPZJe)

56 In before the Eliza Doolittle reference.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 10, 2025 11:18 AM (lWPQK)

57 Maria's statement:
"
This recognition of the struggle of all Venezuelans is a boost to conclude our task: to conquer Freedom.

We are on the threshold of victory and today, more than ever, we count on President Trump, the people of the United States, the peoples of Latin America, and the democratic nations of the world as our principal allies to achieve Freedom and democracy.

I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause!
"

x.com/MariaCorinaYA/status/
1976642376119549990

Posted by: banana Dream at October 10, 2025 11:18 AM (3uBP9)

58 Pre-covid times we took a week and went to Florida for a vaca. Stayed in a condo near Ft. Walton Beach, not in it, but a bit west of the city. We were chased out by hurricane Michael in October 2018... in retrospect a wise decision to bail rather than stick it out.

Haven't been back since. But might have to reevaluate that if there are openings this month. Or next.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 10, 2025 11:18 AM (Q4IgG)

59
The relative calm the last few years here has been wonderful, but maybe a mixed blessing. The trees have grown older, larger, but are untested by hurricane winds.

Posted by: Currituck Chuck

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And there's the thing the climatistas will hang their hats on.

Airhead anchorette:

"Bill, climate scientists are saying that what we haven't fully understood until now is that hurricanes are a normal, healthy part of the ecosystem, existing for literally hundreds if not thousands of years. Climate change may be reversing this."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 10, 2025 11:19 AM (oKXMA)

60 I’m glad no hurricanes but what’s with the 90+ degree weather everyday so far in October.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 10, 2025 11:19 AM (EYmYM)

61 Bill Nye is a mid-wit asshat.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 10, 2025 11:07 AM

And not even a scientist. Literally. He was an engineer. But somehow blew the right person to get a TV show and he's now their go to lackey yes man on "science".

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2025 11:19 AM (ewjUl)

62 Bill Nye the science guy? Science is a process, not a priesthood.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 10, 2025 11:19 AM (AnKDS)

63 62 Bill Nye the science guy? Science is a process, not a priesthood.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 10, 2025 11:19 AM (AnKDS)

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"But I don't understand anything about science, so I treat anyone who says things I like as a priest for science."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 10, 2025 11:20 AM (GBKbO)

64 I’m glad no hurricanes but what’s with the 90+ degree weather everyday so far in October.

It's 11:20 am here in NoVa and 60 degrees. I love it!

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:20 AM (Riz8t)

65 In before the Eliza Doolittle reference.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate

Say your vowels!

Posted by: Prof. Higgins at October 10, 2025 11:20 AM (77rzZ)

66 53 If Africans were better housekeepers, we might have had a more impressive hurricane season. Saharan dust had a lot to do with the early and peak season dearth of storms.
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Climate change is causing vegetation growth deeper into the Sahara, shrinking the desert which results in lower volume of dust, therefore fewer hurricanes. Climate change inaction.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 10, 2025 11:20 AM (Dv3i1)

67 Bill Nye's bow tie should spin in relation to wind speed.

Posted by: Prop Beanie, Too? at October 10, 2025 11:20 AM (oftw2)

68 Bill Nye is a joke.
He peaked years ago when he was one of the High Fivin' White Guys on a little Saturday night half hour comedy show in Seattle.
Everything he knows about climate he probably learned from that Greta twit.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2025 11:20 AM (2WIwB)

69 EricLDaugh
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1h
🚨 JUST IN: Nobel Peace Prize winner Maria Corina Machado DEDICATES her prize to President Trump

"I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause!"

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at October 10, 2025 11:21 AM (AOsQT)

70 The Caribbean and Eastern Seaboard of the United States are the areas of the planet for which we have the best record of hurricane landfalls, dating back for centuries (of course, the data gets less reliable as you go back in time...)

There is no, I repeat, NO evidence that either the number or intensity of hurricanes has increased, whether due to "global warming" or any other factor.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2025 11:21 AM (qpyNK)

71
x.com/MariaCorinaYA/status/
1976642376119549990
Posted by: banana Dream

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Woops.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 10, 2025 11:21 AM (oKXMA)

72
Welp.

At least, Spanberger locked up the sociopath vote

https://x.com/willchamberlain/status/19766285310

07295868

Creepy Halloween Doll for Guv!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 10, 2025 11:21 AM (iJfKG)

73 We were loving life in SWFL, keeping quiet and hoping the hurricanes forgot us. If we get hit this season I'm blaming Buck for jinxing us!

Posted by: Dirk Manley at October 10, 2025 11:21 AM (45dED)

74 60 I’m glad no hurricanes but what’s with the 90+ degree weather everyday so far in October.
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It's Florida.

Posted by: Seamus Moon at October 10, 2025 11:21 AM (Ab/3c)

75 38 I thought it went to the end of November. That's a little longer than three weeks.
Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2025 11:05 AM (77rzZ)

Depends on your source. If it's end of November, that just accentuates my point.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy
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All depends on sea temperatures and shear winds. But each day decreases the likelihood of a monster storm as the seas and air temps gets a bit colder due to less solar heating. Less water vapor, less heat in ocean, weaker storms.

That being said, given that far too many people live, like the Boswash corridor, very close to oceans, even a category 1 storm can cause horrific flooding and wind damage. The Perfect Storm of 1991 took place the week of Halloween for example.

Posted by: whig at October 10, 2025 11:22 AM (WDjG6)

76 Bill Nye is a joke.
He peaked years ago when he was one of the High Fivin' White Guys on a little Saturday night half hour comedy show in Seattle.
Everything he knows about climate he probably learned from that Greta twit.

Soooo...he's going to blame climate change on the Joos?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:22 AM (Riz8t)

77
The NOAA does not provide confidence intervals for its hurricane season predictions, because most of the public would not understand, and because the uncertainty is so great that the upper bound would be over twice the predicted number, and the lower bound would be less than zero.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 10, 2025 11:22 AM (VWtfl)

78 Posted by: banana Dream at October 10, 2025 11:18 AM (3uBP9)

And that’s why I was a little disappointed with some of the staffer’s statements coming out of the WH. Unless something drastic happens Trump is a shoe in next year.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 10, 2025 11:22 AM (EYmYM)

79 >>"I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause!"

Classy

Posted by: Lizzy at October 10, 2025 11:22 AM (GbwPZ)

80 Priscilla is hitting Arizona today and tomorrow.

Apparently it was a hurricane, but the dirty mexicans slowed it down.

Thanks, dirty mexicans.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:22 AM (dGCAG)

81 Late again
my commenting game is off

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at October 10, 2025 11:23 AM (AOsQT)

82
I’m glad no hurricanes but what’s with the 90+ degree weather everyday so far in October.

Posted by: the way I see it

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(pounce)

Posted by: Climatista at October 10, 2025 11:24 AM (oKXMA)

83 Miami Channel 6 employs meteorologist John Morales, a weepy climate change hysteric.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 10, 2025 11:24 AM (rJ48h)

84 Soooo...he's going to blame climate change on the Joos?
Posted by: Archimedes

Well, they ARE the ones with the weather machines.

Posted by: Prof. Higgins at October 10, 2025 11:24 AM (77rzZ)

85 >
"I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause!"
Posted by: Don Black. Message: at October 10, 2025 11:21 AM (AOsQT)

Awesome. I'm busy rubbing the noses of X communists in it as we speak.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2025 11:24 AM (qpyNK)

86 "I will pay you $100,000 a year to yell on TV about how Martians are going to invade."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 10, 2025 11:24 AM (GBKbO)

87 🚨 JUST IN: Nobel Peace Prize winner Maria Corina Machado DEDICATES her prize to President Trump

"I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause!"
Posted by: Don Black. Message: at October 10, 2025 11:21 AM (AOsQT)

Nobel Peace Prize winner, eh?

They still give those out? If you'd told me she won a Grammy I would have believed you.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:25 AM (dGCAG)

88 Voting for Kamala

The best way to end the heartbreak of psoriasis

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 10, 2025 11:25 AM (zypyX)

89
We pray for more hurricanes, so that we may drop homosexuals into them!

Posted by: Dirka Dirka at October 10, 2025 11:25 AM (oyri5)

90 60 I’m glad no hurricanes but what’s with the 90+ degree weather everyday so far in October.
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Indian Summer.

Posted by: whig at October 10, 2025 11:25 AM (WDjG6)

91 I do remember staying in Kitty Hawk, NC at the Days Inn on November 16, maybe 25 years ago. There were news crews/trucks staying there because of a possible hurricane landfall overnight. Some rain/wind, but all the crews vanished by 8AM as the storm veered away from the coast.

Posted by: Seasoned, Grizzled, Storm Veteran at October 10, 2025 11:26 AM (oftw2)

92 Climutt Goblin gonna getcha!

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at October 10, 2025 11:26 AM (JaGQD)

93 So the nobel commies gave the nobel peace award to a gal from Venezuela to snub Trump. Maria Corina Machado. And she just dedicated the award to Trump and the USA for supporting her cause. LOL
Posted by: banana Dream at October 10, 2025 11:14 AM (3uBP9)

I wouldn't worry too much about that, Machado was the candidate against Maduro who wound up with an arrest warrant for her, her family and her campaign team, some of whom escaped the country ahead of the arrest squads, some were traded out of detention by the US, and a handful were the ones that took refuge in the Argentine embassy in Caracas, and were "rescued" in a way that I suspect was very similar to the extraction of US personnel out of the Canadian embassy in Tehran in 1981 - reading between the lines and adding odd things together.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 10, 2025 11:26 AM (rbvCR)

94 For those interested,
First Lady Melania Trump is set to address the nation and make a surprise announcement this morning in the White House Grand Foyer.

Details of the announcement are unclear at this time.

The Office of the First Lady teased the announcement this morning on Social Media:

First Lady Melania Trump Addresses the Nation

10.10.25
11AM ET

Posted by: whig at October 10, 2025 11:27 AM (WDjG6)

95 Bill Nye

Poster boy for Imposter Syndrome

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 10, 2025 11:28 AM (X4QFD)

96 This idea that anyone can predict how intense a hurricane season will be is utter garbage. Might as well throw darts at a wall. These same idiots can't predict the weather next week, but they're somehow gonna predict the weather for an entire year? Suck my balls.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 10, 2025 11:28 AM (iFTx/)

97

She's pregnant!

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at October 10, 2025 11:30 AM (oyri5)

98 "There is no, I repeat, NO evidence that either the number or intensity of hurricanes has increased, whether due to "global warming" or any other factor."

Yeah, but if we re-categorize, re-identify, re-locate, re-observe, re-name, re-calibrate. and put a climate reporter with an umbrella out in the rain...

Posted by: Bad Andrew at October 10, 2025 11:30 AM (6qf1m)

99 "Real" climate scientists study the sun's variable solar output, its effects on ocean temperatures, winds and cloud coverage along with accumulated rain/snow/ice from around the world.

Political (climate) scientists study elections, polls and social media to get clicks/money to perpetuate a hoax.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 10, 2025 11:30 AM (Q4IgG)

100 El Niño and El Nina do give some clues what might occur during a weather season but it’s still like just being the batting average leader in the MLB.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 10, 2025 11:30 AM (EYmYM)

101 She's pregnant!
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at October 10, 2025 11:30 AM (oyri5)

Starting an OnlyFans?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:31 AM (dGCAG)

102 1st False Fall has started. We don't have time for hurricanes.
Posted by: NCKate
--------

Blackberry Winter, we call it out here in the western part of the state.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, relying on Mileys sense of humor at October 10, 2025 11:32 AM (XeU6L)

103 So no hurricanes and barely any storms worth the name (first I'd heard of "Chantal")?
Thanks, Jews!

Posted by: gKWVE at October 10, 2025 11:32 AM (gKWVE)

104 I hope it’s not bad news health wise.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 10, 2025 11:32 AM (EYmYM)

105 104 I hope it’s not bad news health wise.
Posted by: the way I see it at October 10, 2025 11:32 AM (EYmYM)

=======

$5 it's about her documentary coming out soon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 10, 2025 11:33 AM (GBKbO)

106
Starting an OnlyFans?
Posted by: BurtTC

I'd subscribe to that! She makes me feel funny in my funny feeling place...

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at October 10, 2025 11:33 AM (oyri5)

107 $5 it's about her documentary coming out soon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 10, 2025 11:33 AM (GBKbO)

Her documentary is gay?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:33 AM (dGCAG)

108 Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 10, 2025 11:28 AM (iFTx/)

WTH was all the talk of your banishment about yesterday?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:33 AM (Riz8t)

109 107 $5 it's about her documentary coming out soon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 10, 2025 11:33 AM (GBKbO)

Her documentary is gay?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:33 AM (dGCAG)

=====

Directed by Brett Ratner, so super straight and kinda pervy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 10, 2025 11:34 AM (GBKbO)

110 I haven't checked in a few years, but the Oregon Global Warming Commission used to put up an announcement in low snow years that Mount Hood would soon be snow-free.

In high snow years, they quietly removed that statement.

They did this for at least a decade.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 10, 2025 11:17 AM (xTIDn)

Glacier National Park had warning signs that Global Warming was going to make the glaciers disappear. By 2020.

They had to replace the signs in 2020.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 10, 2025 11:34 AM (zjgNU)

111 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 10, 2025 11:33 AM (GBKbO)

I was thinking it was her getting ahead of the news about not seeing her in public with Trump in the near future.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 10, 2025 11:34 AM (EYmYM)

112 Melania apparently has been back channel talking to Putin the last 3 months over Ukranian children held in Russia...8 kids were rejoined with Ukranian families last night.

Posted by: Nova Local at October 10, 2025 11:35 AM (tOcjL)

113 I'd subscribe to that! She makes me feel funny in my funny feeling place...
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at October 10, 2025 11:33 AM (oyri5)

Yeah, that's the thing about OnlyFans, I guess they make good money, but I can't see subscribing to some nobody's account.

You gotta be famous enough that I want to see the goods.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:35 AM (dGCAG)

114 "I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause!"
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This is as close to the Nobel prize as Trump will ever get.
I hope he celebrates this as a win.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at October 10, 2025 11:35 AM (JaGQD)

115 We never had any brave weather men in American history.

Posted by: dreamingrobot at October 10, 2025 11:35 AM (EyfuW)

116 You gotta be famous enough that I want to see the goods.
Posted by: BurtTC

Hey, sexy.

Posted by: Katie Porter at October 10, 2025 11:35 AM (gKWVE)

117 Bill Nye the midwit engineer guy. He and a few other Boeing engineers are on a patent, which is interesting, I guess.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at October 10, 2025 11:36 AM (BW+Gb)

118 "I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause!"
---------------------------

This is as close to the Nobel prize as Trump will ever get.
I hope he celebrates this as a win.

He doesn't care. Why would he?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:36 AM (Riz8t)

119 Her documentary is gay?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:33 AM (dGCAG)

=====

Directed by Brett Ratner, so super straight and kinda pervy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 10, 2025 11:34 AM (GBKbO)

Those are the ones you have to look out for the most.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:36 AM (dGCAG)

120 >>> And not even a scientist. Literally. He was an engineer. But somehow blew the right person to get a TV show and he's now their go to lackey yes man on "science".
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2025 11:19 AM (ewjUl)

I'm am in no way disagreeing that nye should be ignored and is just a hack. But engineers are required to have a tiny bit of knowledge of the scientific method, and of science in general. Nye is not a good representation of engineering, I do not claim him as one of my own.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 10, 2025 11:36 AM (3uBP9)

121 Melania apparently has been back channel talking to Putin the last 3 months over Ukranian children held in Russia...8 kids were rejoined with Ukranian families last night.

Posted by: Nova Local

That's wonderful news. Only 34,992 to go.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:37 AM (Riz8t)

122 You gotta be famous enough that I want to see the goods.
Posted by: BurtTC

Hey, sexy.
Posted by: Katie Porter at October 10, 2025 11:35 AM (gKWVE)

That's it, I'm never gonna eat again.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:37 AM (dGCAG)

123 118 "I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause!"
---------------------------

This is as close to the Nobel prize as Trump will ever get.
I hope he celebrates this as a win.

He doesn't care. Why would he?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:36 AM (Riz8t)

Seeing this Melania announcement, I think Trump wants Melania to win it over her children work in Russia next year...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 10, 2025 11:37 AM (tOcjL)

124 Meanwhile, in the eastern Pacific, Tropical Storm Raymond now churns off the Mexican Pacific coast.

It's been nice that the SW United States has seen multiple tropical systems periodically spread their moisture over the region since mid August.

And I believe those long range forecasts back in the spring said we'd be well below average in rainfall. Double predictive failure!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 10, 2025 11:37 AM (5yDGQ)

125
This is as close to the Nobel prize as Trump will ever get.
I hope he celebrates this as a win.
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at October 10, 2025 11:35 AM (JaGQD)

I do believe he will receive it next year unless war breaks out. He’s only brokered about six cease fires around the world already.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 10, 2025 11:37 AM (EYmYM)

126 I do remember staying in Kitty Hawk, NC at the Days Inn on November 16, maybe 25 years ago. There were news crews/trucks staying there because of a possible hurricane landfall overnight.

It's accepted lore among talking heads that Dan Rather's big break was reporting hurricane Carla so they're all crazy for the chance to stand in the rain on camera. If it reminds you of the bit about sharks prowling the shipping lanes 200 years after the end of the slave trade, I won't try to talk you out of it.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 10, 2025 11:38 AM (3nLb4)

127 Seeing this Melania announcement, I think Trump wants Melania to win it over her children work in Russia next year...

Now that would be awesome. "Nah, honey, I'm good. Why don't you take this one".

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:38 AM (Riz8t)

128 So, like Jesus, Trump has calmed the waters.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 10, 2025 11:39 AM (YesvA)

129 You gotta be famous enough that I want to see the goods.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:35 AM (dGCAG)

"Angela Merkel?!?! ... well.... i guess do have an hour to kill...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 10, 2025 11:39 AM (06Hmj)

130 He doesn't care. Why would he?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:36 AM (Riz8t)

You really don’t know Trump do you?

Posted by: the way I see it at October 10, 2025 11:39 AM (EYmYM)

131 >>> Yeah, that's the thing about OnlyFans, I guess they make good money, but I can't see subscribing to some nobody's account.

You gotta be famous enough that I want to see the goods.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:35 AM (dGCAG)

I could see a service where she comes by and makes you a sandwich.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 10, 2025 11:39 AM (3uBP9)

132 I do believe he will receive it next year unless war breaks out. He’s only brokered about six cease fires around the world already.

I saw something this morning suggesting that the Gaza Accord was largely Jared Kushner's work. I don't know if it's true.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:39 AM (Riz8t)

133 Meanwhile, in the eastern Pacific, Tropical Storm Raymond now churns off the Mexican Pacific coast.

It's been nice that the SW United States has seen multiple tropical systems periodically spread their moisture over the region since mid August.

And I believe those long range forecasts back in the spring said we'd be well below average in rainfall. Double predictive failure!
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 10, 2025 11:37 AM (5yDGQ)

Is it Raymond or Priscilla? I've seen both names attached to it. What the hell, boys. Get it straight.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:39 AM (dGCAG)

134 I have no idea why they would predict an "above normal" hurricane season. Dry air (winds) out of Africa, and the Atlantic Ocean was cooler than normal.

It ain't over until it's over as there have been some devastating October hurricanes, but things are looking good.

Posted by: Ann at October 10, 2025 11:40 AM (w9jrX)

135 I could see a service where she comes by and makes you a sandwich.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 10, 2025 11:39 AM (3uBP9)

Only Samms!

I love it!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 10, 2025 11:40 AM (06Hmj)

136 I'll take, "Who has the largest ego on earth, for 2000, Alex.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at October 10, 2025 11:40 AM (JaGQD)

137 >>> Oregon National Guard Chief Brig. General Vows to “Protect Protesters” Targeting ICE Facilities — Disobeying a Lawful Order from the Commander-in-Chief

Hegseth may want to have a word with General Assclown.

Posted by: Operator Error at October 10, 2025 11:40 AM (GZAOF)

138 Next will be a cooling warning, start burning outside

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2025 11:41 AM (xatjc)

139 Is it Raymond or Priscilla? I've seen both names attached to it. What the hell, boys. Get it straight.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:39 AM (dGCAG)

it identifies as a typhoon.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 10, 2025 11:41 AM (06Hmj)

140 Trump names it Gulf of America.

No hurricanes in Gulf of America.

The insurance companies stocks I own better send me a big dividend this year.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 10, 2025 11:41 AM (qwx/I)

141 You gotta be famous enough that I want to see the goods.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:35 AM (dGCAG)

"Angela Merkel?!?! ... well.... i guess do have an hour to kill...."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 10, 2025 11:39 AM (06Hmj)

I've watched monkeys with big red asses jerk off in the zoo. I don't see how she could be any worse.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:41 AM (dGCAG)

142 I'll take, "Who has the largest ego on earth, for 2000, Alex.

And that's precisely why he doesn't care. The Nobel Peace Prize is worse than meaningless. It's for losers the left is trying to make happen.

Trump's also not interested in winning "employee of the week" at the WH.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:42 AM (Riz8t)

143 If anything, Trump deserves a Nobel Prize for naming it Gulf of America.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 10, 2025 11:42 AM (qwx/I)

144 They haven't seen nothing yet. Just wait

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 10, 2025 11:42 AM (TTWO3)

145 i'm surprised Trump hasn't yet endowed a Trump Peace Prize.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 10, 2025 11:43 AM (06Hmj)

146 He doesn't care. Why would he?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:36 AM (Riz8t)

You really don’t know Trump do you?
Posted by: the way I see it at October 10, 2025 11:39 AM (EYmYM)

I stand by my earlier comment, this is no more meaningful than winning a Grammy.

If you're a bubblegum pop star, you might gush over it, but if Slayer were to win one, and they'd go up on stage acting like they just accomplished something, they'd lose 90% of their fans.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:43 AM (dGCAG)

147 Melania apparently has been back channel talking to Putin the last 3 months over Ukranian children held in Russia...8 kids were rejoined with Ukranian families last night.
Posted by: Nova Local

Yeah? Well, did she save Haiti like Hillary?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 10, 2025 11:44 AM (YesvA)

148 138 Next will be a cooling warning, start burning outside
Posted by: Skip

I burned about 100 lbs. of pine straw and cones, along with all my paper and cardboard waste just the other day.

Posted by: Doin' My Part at October 10, 2025 11:44 AM (oftw2)

149 All three and four letter agencies should be eliminated.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 10, 2025 11:44 AM (abIsI)

150 Thx Buck. The Tonga volcano blew up in 1/22 and allegedly increased the amount of water in the stratosphere by more than 10%. That has to have more impact on the weather than we puny humans

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 10, 2025 11:44 AM (pwtJC)

151 Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 10, 2025 11:28 AM (iFTx/)

WTH was all the talk of your banishment about yesterday?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:33 AM (Riz8t)
_____

[Shrugs]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 10, 2025 11:44 AM (iFTx/)

152 Apparently, Hurricane Karen formed in the North Atlantic where hurricanes normally go to die.

Posted by: SMOD at October 10, 2025 11:44 AM (RHGPo)

153 Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:42 AM (Riz8t)

You really really don’t know Trump.

It’s not bad that he desires the recognition . It’s probably the main thing that drives him and always has.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 10, 2025 11:44 AM (EYmYM)

154 All three and four letter agencies should be eliminated.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 10, 2025 11:44 AM (abIsI)

Yes

Posted by: Ann at October 10, 2025 11:44 AM (w9jrX)

155 i'm surprised Trump hasn't yet endowed a Trump Peace Prize.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 10, 2025 11:43 AM (06Hmj)

There you go. That's more like the Donald I know.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:45 AM (dGCAG)

156
This is as close to the Nobel prize as Trump will ever get.
I hope he celebrates this as a win.

He doesn't care. Why would he?
Posted by: Archimedes

Is the Nobel prize made of gold?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 10, 2025 11:45 AM (63Dwl)

157 FLOTUS is preggers!

Actually it might be about a documentary of her that comes out next year. Or maybe she will participate in the Winter Olympics. Maybe she found a treasure.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at October 10, 2025 11:45 AM (AOsQT)

158 I'll take, Who's dumb enough to turn down $1,000,000 dollars" for 2000, Alex.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at October 10, 2025 11:45 AM (JaGQD)

159 All three and four letter agencies should be eliminated.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 10, 2025 11:44 AM (abIsI)

Now hold on a minute there, hoss.

Posted by: The FBIII at October 10, 2025 11:45 AM (Riz8t)

160 Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:33 AM (Riz8t)

An unhinged rant (against a poster here) two days ago would be my guess.

Posted by: Ann at October 10, 2025 11:45 AM (w9jrX)

161 I stand by my earlier comment, this is no more meaningful than winning a Grammy.

As you are probably aware, my band and I have won 18 Grammys!

Posted by: Jimmy Sturr at October 10, 2025 11:46 AM (oftw2)

162 but if Slayer were to win one, and they'd go up on stage acting like they just accomplished something, they'd lose 90% of their fans.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:43 AM (dGCAG)

"Slayer are unable to appear because they were busy with ... *reads note* uhh.... 'Literally Anything Else, Asshole'. So, accepting the prize on their behalf, we have Schmendrick Twinklenuts! Give it up for Schmendrick! Whoooo!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 10, 2025 11:46 AM (06Hmj)

163 I'll take, Who's dumb enough to turn down $1,000,000 dollars" for 2000, Alex.

Someone worth $10B?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:46 AM (Riz8t)

164 All three and four letter agencies should be eliminated.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 10, 2025 11:44 AM (abIsI)

NCAA, I'm looking at you.

Lots of volunteers I'm sure, will bring rifles to do the eliminating.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:46 AM (dGCAG)

165 160 Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:33 AM (Riz8t)

An unhinged rant (against a poster here) two days ago would be my guess.
Posted by: Ann at October 10, 2025 11:45 AM (w9jrX)

======

Someone noted that Elric hadn't gotten first on a new thread in an oblique way that people took as meaning he'd been banned which combined with Elric having not commented for a few hours.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 10, 2025 11:47 AM (GBKbO)

166 $5 it's about her documentary coming out soon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 10, 2025 11:33 AM (GBKbO)

Her documentary is gay?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:33 AM (dGCAG)

=====

Directed by Brett Ratner, so super straight and kinda pervy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 10, 2025 11:34 AM (GBKbO)
____

Ratner was such an obvious pervert and casting-couch sleaze he was one of the few chased out of Hollywood. At least for a time.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 10, 2025 11:47 AM (iFTx/)

167 Glacier National Park had warning signs that Global Warming was going to make the glaciers disappear. By 2020.

-
The Pope fixed that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 10, 2025 11:47 AM (YesvA)

168 When the Tonga volcano went off, I thought it would be like Pinatubo and we were going to have a cool summer (I was working outside that year and it was pretty nice).

Boy was I wrong.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 10, 2025 11:47 AM (qwx/I)

169 Someone noted that Elric hadn't gotten first on a new thread in an oblique way that people took as meaning he'd been banned which combined with Elric having not commented for a few hours.

Ah, so you're saying there was hair afire aplenty.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:48 AM (Riz8t)

170 I'll take, Who's dumb enough to turn down $1,000,000 dollars" for 2000, Alex.

Someone worth $10B?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:46 AM (Riz8t)

You better tell his WH staffers to bring down the rhetoric on not being awarded the Nobel. It’s hurting your argument.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 10, 2025 11:48 AM (EYmYM)

171 "Slayer are unable to appear because they were busy with ... *reads note* uhh.... 'Literally Anything Else, Asshole'. So, accepting the prize on their behalf, we have Schmendrick Twinklenuts! Give it up for Schmendrick! Whoooo!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 10, 2025 11:46 AM (06Hmj)

We also would have accepted "Slayer are unable to appear because they are busy banging hot chicks."

Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:48 AM (dGCAG)

172 It is kind of amazing how the television media continually embarrass themselves on a daily basis. I guess the good news is that since the average age of their viewers is in the 70s, it won't go on for much longer.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 10, 2025 11:48 AM (0U5gm)

173 "Experts," man.

>>>As shown in the graph below from Accuweather . . . .

And whoever came up with the name "Accuweather" should be righteously flogged with an endless stream of missed weather forecasts.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 10, 2025 11:49 AM (i24o9)

174 I saw Schmendrick Twinklenuts open for The Meat Puppets at the Vic. Good for them.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 10, 2025 11:49 AM (qwx/I)

175 > 152 Apparently, Hurricane Karen formed in the North Atlantic where hurricanes normally go to die.
Posted by: SMOD at October 10, 2025 11:44 AM (RHGPo)

Someone told it that the manager's office was in the North Atlantic.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2025 11:49 AM (qpyNK)

176 the way I see it at October 10, 2025 11:48 AM (EYmYM)

Whatever you say, Scogg.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:49 AM (Riz8t)

177 160
‘ An unhinged rant (against a poster here) two days ago would be my guess.’

It was just a heated outburst in the middle of an argument. I wouldn’t expect someone to get banned for that.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 10, 2025 11:50 AM (jbnUc)

178 And whoever came up with the name "Accuweather" should be righteously flogged with an endless stream of missed weather forecasts.

They can't name EVERY weather show "Yanet Garcia's Ass".

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:50 AM (Riz8t)

179 As you are probably aware, my band and I have won 18 Grammys!
Posted by: Jimmy Sturr at October 10, 2025 11:46 AM (oftw2)

Hmmm, I thought it was 17.

I stand corrected, Jimmy.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:50 AM (dGCAG)

180 More hurricanes are proof of climate change.

No hurricanes are proof of climate charge.

There are a perfect number of hurricanes only.

Posted by: Will Influence for Money at October 10, 2025 11:51 AM (2mvJm)

181 He doesn't care. Why would he?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:36 AM (Riz8t)

You really don’t know Trump do you?
Posted by: the way I see it at October 10, 2025 11:39 AM (EYmYM)

I stand by my earlier comment, this is no more meaningful than winning a Grammy.

If you're a bubblegum pop star, you might gush over it, but if Slayer were to win one, and they'd go up on stage acting like they just accomplished something, they'd lose 90% of their fans.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:43 AM (dGCAG)
_____

I'm pretty sure Slayer did win at least one grammy. I don't know if they were there to accept it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 10, 2025 11:51 AM (iFTx/)

182 And whoever came up with the name "Accuweather" should be righteously flogged with an endless stream of missed weather forecasts.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 10, 2025 11:49 AM (i24o9)

I like Infoclima myself. Too bad it is just for Argentina

Posted by: Kindltot at October 10, 2025 11:52 AM (rbvCR)

183 way I see it at October 10, 2025 11:48 AM (EYmYM)

Whatever you say, Scogg.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:49 AM (Riz8t)

Oh man what a burn. I’m left speechless.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 10, 2025 11:52 AM (EYmYM)

184
Could we stop giving Bill Deny The SCIENCE Guy any screen views here, please?

He's a SCIENCE shill and well under equipped to such matters.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 10, 2025 11:52 AM (xG4kz)

185 We’re still going ahead with a $10T global climate change initiate though.
- Elites

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 10, 2025 11:53 AM (5Yz+T)

186 Bill Nye: "Vote for the Camel to stop hurricanes."

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She stores vodka in her hump.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 10, 2025 11:53 AM (YesvA)

187 Hurricanes... Global warming.... No Hurricanes.... Global warming

Posted by: It's me donna at October 10, 2025 11:54 AM (VE6XX)

188 Oh man what a burn. I’m left speechless.
Posted by: the way I see it at October 10, 2025 11:52 AM (EYmYM)

If you want better burns you better up your rhetoric. You have to agree that was pretty lame.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 10, 2025 11:54 AM (rbvCR)

189 Bill Nye: "Vote for the Camel to stop hurricanes."

She stores vodka in her hump.

I thought hurricanes were made with rum.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:54 AM (Riz8t)

190 So the nobel commies gave the nobel peace award to a gal from Venezuela to snub Trump. Maria Corina Machado. And she just dedicated the award to Trump and the USA for supporting her cause. LOL
Posted by: banana Dream

Really? That's great.

Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2025 11:14 AM (77rzZ)

That's better than getting a NP from the Nobel Committee, IMO.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 10, 2025 11:54 AM (i24o9)

191 @180 A NOAA wizard never underestimates, nor does he overstimate, he estimates precisely what he means to.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 10, 2025 11:54 AM (36PRH)

192 Related note: The Hurricanes beat the Devils last night 6-3 in their season/home opener.

D'Andre Miller had 2 goals in his debut as a Cane.

Posted by: Defenestratus at October 10, 2025 11:54 AM (MCFC3)

193 Trust the Science!

Posted by: Kayden Hillary Blimline (xhe/xhem) at October 10, 2025 11:55 AM (PiwSw)

194 The lady that dedicated the Nobel to Trump has been to the WH before, under Bush. Seems like a nice lady.

And she's a 1.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at October 10, 2025 11:55 AM (P7vXf)

195 Andrew was 33 years ago. It’s still the most devastating g hurricane to hit Florida since then. So 33 years of “climate change” later and we have no hurricanes hit Florida.

Weird.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 10, 2025 11:55 AM (5Yz+T)

196 And whoever came up with the name "Accuweather" should be righteously flogged with an endless stream of missed weather forecasts.

They can't name EVERY weather show "Yanet Garcia's Ass".
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:50 AM (Riz8t)
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"Yanet Garcia's Boobs"? I have no idea who she is, but I assume one of the THOT weather girls.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 10, 2025 11:55 AM (iFTx/)

197
The reason hurricanes no longer come ashore in the Atlantic Ocean is that the Mid-Atlantic Ridge is spreading apart at an ever increasing rate and that ocean is getting wider! So they cannot make it to our ever more distant Atlantic shores!

This is KLIMATE KHAOS run amok, h8ers!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 10, 2025 11:56 AM (xG4kz)

198 I'm pretty sure Slayer did win at least one grammy. I don't know if they were there to accept it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 10, 2025 11:51 AM (iFTx/)

I'll be damned, they've won two!

I would have sworn it would have been zero. I thought they only gave Grammys to bubblegum pop stars, polka music aficionados and Democrats who record copies of their insipid books.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:56 AM (dGCAG)

199 "Yanet Garcia's Boobs"? I have no idea who she is, but I assume one of the THOT weather girls.

https://youtu.be/ePG6zUYvUZg

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:57 AM (Riz8t)

200 It's K'Andre Miller, racist.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 10, 2025 11:57 AM (Y1sOo)

201 It can be lunch time

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2025 11:57 AM (xatjc)

202 "First in 10 years" is not really "very rare."

I mean, it might be "very rare," but over the last 10 years is not a very long timeline. Not to those of us who have seen 28 years, or twice that.

Posted by: GWB at October 10, 2025 11:57 AM (nSIj0)

203 198 I'll be damned, they've won two!

I would have sworn it would have been zero. I thought they only gave Grammys to bubblegum pop stars, polka music aficionados and Democrats who record copies of their insipid books.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:56 AM (dGCAG)

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I figured that the Grammys had categories for every subcategory of music possible so that everyone could win one at least once.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 10, 2025 11:57 AM (GBKbO)

204 Smart move on Machado's part to appeal to Trump's ego as we're inching toward regime change in Venezuela. She may find herself on top thanks to American largesse.

Haven't seen a picture of her yet -- is she hot? Didn't Venezuela usually own the Miss Universe pageant before the Thai Ladyboys took it over?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 10, 2025 11:57 AM (qwx/I)

205 "Yanet Garcia's Boobs"? I have no idea who she is, but I assume one of the THOT weather girls.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 10, 2025 11:55 AM (iFTx/)

Not one of. The.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:58 AM (dGCAG)

206 The left keeps hoping for disasters. Ugly people.

BTW, Babylon Bee has a great headline up, "Hitler Brings Peace To Israel"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 10, 2025 11:58 AM (rLsUM)

207 I'm am in no way disagreeing that nye should be ignored and is just a hack. But engineers are required to have a tiny bit of knowledge of the scientific method, and of science in general. Nye is not a good representation of engineering, I do not claim him as one of my own.
Posted by: banana Dream
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[puts down a $20 bill]
I'm betting that Dream doesn't wear multi-color bow ties.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 10, 2025 11:58 AM (XeU6L)

208 204 Smart move on Machado's part to appeal to Trump's ego as we're inching toward regime change in Venezuela. She may find herself on top thanks to American largesse.

She seems like a genuinely good person... Beats giving it to Greta Thorninthesideberg

Posted by: It's me donna at October 10, 2025 11:59 AM (VE6XX)

209 Yanet Garcia's Boobs"? I have no idea who she is, but I assume one of the THOT weather girls.

https://youtu.be/ePG6zUYvUZg
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2025 11:57 AM (Riz8t)
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Gee, I was so wrong ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 10, 2025 11:59 AM (iFTx/)

210 Haven't seen a picture of her yet -- is she hot? Didn't Venezuela usually own the Miss Universe pageant before the Thai Ladyboys took it over?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 10, 2025 11:57 AM (qwx/I)

South American milfy. She's no Melania. But I'd give her my essence, mostly on recognition of her spirit and anti-communist appeal.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 10, 2025 11:59 AM (i24o9)

211 BTW, Babylon Bee has a great headline up, "Hitler Brings Peace To Israel"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 10, 2025 11:58 AM (rLsUM)

That has to be in the top three all time Bee headlines.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 10, 2025 12:00 PM (EYmYM)

212 Last year, Bill Nye the Science Guy said the best way to stop hurricanes was to vote for Kamala Harris.

So, does that mean, in the inverse, Trump stopped the ocean from coming ashore? I was assured he couldn't do that any more than King Canute could.

Posted by: GWB at October 10, 2025 12:00 PM (nSIj0)

213 A NOAA wizard never underestimates, nor does he overstimate, he estimates precisely what he means to.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
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It is *not* an estimate, we precisely report the flip of the weather coin.

Posted by: A NOAA wizard at October 10, 2025 12:01 PM (XeU6L)

214 Corection, Machado was the front runner in the last election against Maduro, and she was disqualified for reasons, and her replacement still appears to have beat Maduro, in spite of the armed voter suppression by the paramilitaries, and then the votes got counted carefully and everyone involved with the campaign was either jailed or had warrants put out against them.

She seems better than Gauido, and a bit more authentic.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 10, 2025 12:01 PM (rbvCR)

215 The humidity between my legs is rising quickly as I read your interesting posts. I look forward to the high pressure
front approaching.

Posted by: Yanet Garcia at October 10, 2025 12:01 PM (abIsI)

216
"Doctor" Chelsea Clinton is starting a podcast to deliver the straight truth about health care. It's Anti-MAHA, in other words.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 10, 2025 12:02 PM (xG4kz)

217 >>> [puts down a $20 bill]
I'm betting that Dream doesn't wear multi-color bow ties.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 10, 2025 11:58 AM (XeU6L)

No. I am trying to bring back, white short sleeve office shirt, skinny black tie, pocket protector though. When I got my last reading glasses they came with a little open leather case that looks like a pocket protector. I'll get a slide rule next.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 10, 2025 12:02 PM (3uBP9)

218 Haven't seen a picture of her yet -- is she hot? Didn't Venezuela usually own the Miss Universe pageant before the Thai Ladyboys took it over?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 10, 2025 11:57 AM (qwx/I)
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Here is a list of countries with their respective Miss Universe wins:

United States: 9 wins
Venezuela: 7 wins
Puerto Rico: 5 wins
Philippines: 4 wins
India, Mexico, South Africa, Sweden: 3 wins each

The Philippines probably would have had one more win, if a number of years ago the frontrunner didn't give one of the dumbest answers in the finals of all time.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 10, 2025 12:02 PM (iFTx/)

219 NOAA wizard never underestimates, nor does he overstimate, he estimates precisely what he means to.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
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Lewis Carroll would be proud.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 10, 2025 12:03 PM (EYmYM)

220 Just saw that video of Spanberger going full blue screen of death when asked extremely obvious questions. Worst performance since Kamala couldn't think of how she'd be different from Biden.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 10, 2025 12:03 PM (2ocoG)

221 It is *not* an estimate, we precisely report the flip of the weather coin.
Posted by: A NOAA wizard
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Which reminds me of my favorite 'prediction': 'A fifty percent chance of rain'. I.E., 'Maybe it will, maybe it won't'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 10, 2025 12:03 PM (XeU6L)

222 I figured that the Grammys had categories for every subcategory of music possible so that everyone could win one at least once.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 10, 2025 11:57 AM (GBKbO)

Hey those assholes aren't grunge-pop prog-core, they're prog-grunge post-core! I mean, look at their pants, fer fuksakes!

Bah, the whole thing is fake and corporate, who cares.

*plays Taylor Swift's new album*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 10, 2025 12:03 PM (06Hmj)

223 I'll have a Latte Machado with cream, frothed.

No, wait, make that a latte Maduro, hold the cream, I'm on a diet.

Posted by: Guy at the s at October 10, 2025 12:04 PM (Y1sOo)

224 Well, off to see the Wizard. Or the MoMee, Lord willing and the creeks don't rise.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2025 12:04 PM (Nzhwp)

225 Ay Carumba, Hakeem!

Ay Caramba, Hakeem! Mariachi Meme Music Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSc2ASO4dRg

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at October 10, 2025 12:04 PM (avPX7)

226 "Doctor" Chelsea Clinton is starting a podcast to deliver the straight truth about health care.

Walter Peck: And what exactly are you a doctor OF, Ms. Clinton?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 10, 2025 12:04 PM (2ocoG)

227 Seriously? Networks are still consulting Bill Nye, the Snake-Oil Guy? What's next, some Amazonian shaman wearing a cape made of parrot feathers and a tapir-skull helmet?

Posted by: Paco at October 10, 2025 12:04 PM (mADJX)

228 My water heater went out. I blame climate crisis. Or maybe the Jews.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 10, 2025 12:04 PM (YesvA)

229 what the hell happened?

Posted by: Guy at the Starbucks counter at October 10, 2025 12:04 PM (Y1sOo)

230 The Donald's eighth peace deal. Not bad for an old man who just last year was doing fries at a McDonalds.

Don't want no o'bamer taint prize of peace anyhow.

Posted by: Kingsman at October 10, 2025 12:05 PM (ehY6c)

231 All those people who voted for Harris last November can rest safe knowing their votes prevented any hurricanes from hitting the US. Bill Nye can't be wrong about something so obviously in his wheelhouse, right?

Posted by: Octochicken at October 10, 2025 12:05 PM (oCS0o)

232 My water heater went out. I blame climate crisis. Or maybe the Jews.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 10, 2025 12:04 PM (YesvA)

Climate crisis caused by the Jews.

Posted by: the way I see it at October 10, 2025 12:05 PM (EYmYM)

233 I figured that the Grammys had categories for every subcategory of music possible so that everyone could win one at least once.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 10, 2025 11:57 AM (GBKbO)
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So it's a participation trophy?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 10, 2025 12:05 PM (IBQGV)

234 I'll get a slide rule next.
Posted by: banana Dream
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I still have my cheapie Pickett. There are moments when I wish it was close at hand.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 10, 2025 12:05 PM (XeU6L)

235
First Lady Melania Trump Addresses the Nation

10.10.25
11AM ET
Posted by: whig

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Those damn Russians were stealing Ukrainian kids, and she got 8 of them back.

Posted by: Climatista at October 10, 2025 12:06 PM (oKXMA)

236 Here is a list of countries with their respective Miss Universe wins:

United States: 9 wins
Venezuela: 7 wins
Puerto Rico: 5 wins
Philippines: 4 wins
India, Mexico, South Africa, Sweden: 3 wins each

The Philippines probably would have had one more win, if a number of years ago the frontrunner didn't give one of the dumbest answers in the finals of all time.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 10, 2025 12:02 PM (iFTx/)

How many of those U.S. wins are this century?

Back in the day, beauty contestants had cottage cheese thighs, and flab that hung over their knees.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 12:06 PM (dGCAG)

237
https://youtu.be/ePG6zUYvUZg
Posted by: Archimedes

That makes up partly -- but only partly -- for yesterday's scarring profile views of that ball of suet with raisins for eyes, Katie Porter.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 10, 2025 12:07 PM (xG4kz)

238
Those damn Russians were stealing Ukrainian kids, and she got 8 of them back.
Posted by: Climatista at October 10, 2025 12:06 PM (oKXMA)

Which is great in my opinion

Posted by: It's me donna at October 10, 2025 12:07 PM (VE6XX)

239 Seriously? Networks are still consulting Bill Nye, the Snake-Oil Guy? What's next, some Amazonian shaman wearing a cape made of parrot feathers and a tapir-skull helmet?
Posted by: Paco
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Only called on when Neil deGrasse Tyson not available.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 10, 2025 12:08 PM (XeU6L)

240 I'll be damned, they've won two!

I would have sworn it would have been zero. I thought they only gave Grammys to bubblegum pop stars, polka music aficionados and Democrats who record copies of their insipid books.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2025 11:56 AM (dGCAG)

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I figured that the Grammys had categories for every subcategory of music possible so that everyone could win one at least once.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 10, 2025 11:57 AM (GBKbO)
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I think they have 100s of categories including esoteric technical shit that nobody ever hears of. "Best Use of Chromatic Syncopation in a Shitty Rap Song" and such. Same as Oscars. The only categories that get any TV exposure are the big ones.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 10, 2025 12:08 PM (iFTx/)

241
Walter Peck: And what exactly are you a doctor OF, Ms. Clinton?
Posted by: Ian S.

Philosophy. From Oggsford.

I shit you not.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 10, 2025 12:09 PM (xG4kz)

242 > Here is a list of countries with their respective Miss Universe wins:
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How many were actually women?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 10, 2025 12:09 PM (Q4IgG)

243 "Climate change" covers everything. Too many hurricanes? Climate change. Too few? Climate change.

Posted by: Josephistan at October 10, 2025 12:10 PM (y9ksN)

244 All three and four letter agencies should be eliminated.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 10, 2025 11:44 AM (abIsI)

All of them?

- Department of War (DoW)

Posted by: Washington Nearsider - Preparing for the reckoning at October 10, 2025 12:10 PM (oSeBJ)

245 I think they have 100s of categories including esoteric technical shit that nobody ever hears of.
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'Best Fader Operator'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 10, 2025 12:10 PM (XeU6L)

246 Nude Abigail Spanberger

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 10, 2025 12:10 PM (iFTx/)

247 "Doctor" Chelsea Clinton is starting a podcast to deliver the straight truth about health care.

I can't fault her for taking advantage of the fact she has famous parents but you'd think with all that wealth, she could fix that messed up thing on her shoulders.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 10, 2025 12:10 PM (OPGS/)

248 228 My water heater went out. I blame climate crisis. Or maybe the Jews.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 10, 2025 12:04 PM (YesvA)

One and the same. Weather machines.

Posted by: Mossad Took My Cheese at October 10, 2025 12:10 PM (zUe/H)

249 Am I the only one that believes "Bill Nye the Science Guy" should not be permitted within 100 yards of a playground? Creepy looking.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 10, 2025 12:11 PM (gm9Sb)

250 Philosophy. From Oggsford.

I shit you not.

She's really gonna do the Jill Biden thing and talk about medical stuff as a doctor of philosophy? That's actually hilarious.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 10, 2025 12:11 PM (2ocoG)

251 So 33 years of “climate change” later and we have no hurricanes hit Florida.

Weird.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 10, 2025 11:55 AM (5Yz+T)

Twelve hurricanes have hit Florida since Andrew, including Ivan, Helene, Irma, and Ian - all Cat 4s.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider - Preparing for the reckoning at October 10, 2025 12:14 PM (oSeBJ)

252 I figured that the Grammys had categories for every subcategory of music possible so that everyone could win one at least once.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

And the award for best use of the mixolydian scale goes to....

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 10, 2025 12:14 PM (DYrBn)

253
I can't fault her for taking advantage of the fact she has famous parents but you'd think with all that wealth, she could fix that messed up thing on her shoulders.
Posted by: NR Pax
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Webb Hubbell at October 10, 2025 12:14 PM (XeU6L)

254 nood

spam

Posted by: banana Dream at October 10, 2025 12:14 PM (3uBP9)

255 Is it Raymond or Priscilla? I've seen both names attached to it. What the hell, boys. Get it straight.

Priscilla decided to transition and took a new name.

Posted by: Hal Dall at October 10, 2025 12:23 PM (Td587)

256 Climate crisis caused by the Jews.
Posted by: the way I see it at October 10, 2025 12:05 PM (EYmYM)

What? I didn't think their machine was powerful enough for climate, just weather!

Posted by: GWB at October 10, 2025 12:27 PM (nSIj0)

257 Hurricane forecasts are based on Lake Woebegone statistics - they are all above average.

Posted by: Advo at October 10, 2025 12:40 PM (jO4mz)

258 It was in 1966 that satellites made it possible to identify and monitor tropical storms beyond the range of hurricane hunter aircraft.

Lots of shipping traffic, though, to provide their reports and sightings. It isn't as though we were sending off the ocean-borne on just a hope and a prayer.

One book I recommend is Isaac's Storm, the story of the Cat 5 that leveled Galveston in 1900. What I found fascinating was the description of the hurricane predictive and tracking capabilities of that age. Even with satellites, the only real improvement we've made since then is that we can now give a more exact latitude and longitude of the storm center.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at October 10, 2025 12:40 PM (bufu1)

259 Shoulda saved this for December 1.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 10, 2025 01:04 PM (c44Rp)

260 Is it Raymond or Priscilla? I've seen both names attached to it. What the hell, boys. Get it straight.

There is a Raymond and a Priscilla off the Pacific coast of Mexico. Priscilla is further north just off Baja California in the Pacific. Raymond is further south closer to Guadalajara, slated to cross the southern tip of Baja later on!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 10, 2025 01:08 PM (X61ke)

261 Not upset at all that The Alantic was wrong about the Atlantic.

These unmentionable storms happen so frequently here, that we are already prepared for them.

Posted by: CapeFear at October 10, 2025 01:14 PM (OlBYG)

262 Bill Nye is a Mechanical Engineer with honorary doctorate. He doesn't have an EARNED Masters or Doctorate in anything. He is a fraud.

Posted by: Indy Bill at October 10, 2025 01:33 PM (iKLKd)

263 One book I recommend is Isaac's Storm, the story of the Cat 5 that leveled Galveston in 1900. What I found fascinating was the description of the hurricane predictive and tracking capabilities of that age. Even with satellites, the only real improvement we've made since then is that we can now give a more exact latitude and longitude of the storm center.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at October 10, 2025 12:40 PM

I read a book once, I think it was David Toomey's Stormchasers, which talks about early attempts to gather data about hurricanes. Yes, the ships near a hurricane could tell it was there, but they couldn't tell you much about it because they were busy sailing the other way. Satellites really changed the game on storm tracking and prediction.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 10, 2025 01:35 PM (AnKDS)

264 "Hurricanes are an amazingly destructive force of nature that have always existed, and always will. "

not always

just until they launch my Terawatt Hurricane Disruption Laser

Posted by: TallDave at October 10, 2025 03:13 PM (lLLli)

265 "Terawatt Hurricane Disruption Laser"

please note, mocking the Terawatt Hurricane Disruption Laser is a laserable offense

Posted by: TallDave at October 10, 2025 03:13 PM (lLLli)

266 Hey, give Neil deGrasse Tyson a break! He got beat up every goddamn day by his more erudite brother Mike!!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 10, 2025 03:31 PM (PQOq3)

267 The idiots were blaming Global Warming/Climate Change for Hurricanes Katrina, Sandy, Harvey and Irma as always with these nutcases

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 10, 2025 05:53 PM (wGqjj)

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