aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Saturday Night "Club ONT" October 11, 2025 [The 3 Ds]
Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies On the chest of a barmaid in Vail
Was tattooed the prices of ale,
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was the same information in Braille. *** An atheist is hiking in the woods when suddenly a huge bear pops out from behind a bush. Right as the bear is about to attack, time freezes and god appears. God says, "You have spent your whole life as an atheist. But if you finally believe in me and become a Christian I will stop the bear from eating you." The man says, "That's really nice of you, but I don't really believe in a higher power." God responds, "All you have to do is believe your eyes and accept me in your heart." After thinking for a moment, the man says "That's just to hard for me to do. I mean science has already answered how we came about through evolution. Not only that, but with all the bad things happening in the world right now, it's just too difficult to believe that there is a god. I'm sorry but I just can't do it." God says, "Are you sure? I will give you one more opportunity to believe in me." The man says with confidence, "As I said, no thanks." God says "OK, you have made your choice..." The man has a thought. "Wait... How about you make the bear a Christian instead? And then he will have morals." God responds, "Very well." After God left, time restarted. The bear suddenly stopped and the man started to believe that his plan to save himself had worked. The bear knelt down and said "Thank you God for this meal I am about to receive." *** Those damned booby traps.
— Mens_Corner__ (@Mens_Corner__) October 9, 2025
Drink of the Night Another playing card cocktail - because lazy
Drone beer delivery service is now a thing pic.twitter.com/ctEsvqeyGH
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) October 9, 2025
Club ONT White Lies Let's hear the white lies of the horde. Here is the setup: Plain white T-shirt, black Sharpie, and one harmless little lie scrawled across the front. What do you have, Horde?
The Horde: I am great at math.
AOC: I won't make a TikTok about you. I don't want to date you.
The Disco: I hate Rush.
JackStraw: I don't like your boat.
The Dino: I can reach that.
Lurkers: I am really an extrovert.
The Doggo: I love my vet appointments.
The Cobs: I cannot time travel.
Here are some of the things Kelleher was known for during his years at Southwest: - imitating Corporal Klinger from the television show M*A*S*H by showing up at one of the company's hangars on Halloween dressed in drag with a feathered boa. - appearing in print ads as Elvis Presley. - claiming his two greatest achievements were a talent for projectile vomiting and never having had a serious venereal disease. - staying at a bar with a mechanic until four in the morning to find out what is going on. And then fixing whatever is wrong. But my favorite story is when Kelleher, age 61 at the time, settled a trademark dispute with an arm-wrestling competition.Hit the link to see his arm wrestling.
Moron Worthy Effort - Perfect Timing
Dude reached 200,000 miles right as the beat dropped pic.twitter.com/AOBSa4v7EO
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) October 11, 2025
Club ONT Scam-O-Meter? This sounds suspiciously like that Nigerian prince.
Hi dear friend. Have a nice day! WHL is pleased to inform you that we will launch an express service from Asia to the Eastern Mediterranean - AMX route from mid-September. The new AMX service will offer the fastest sailing times from Shenzhen to the Alexandria, Izmit, and Istabul markets. This service, bypassing the Cape of Good Hope and sailing directly through Suez, will deliver shipping times to Alexandria, Izmit, and Istabul in just 22, 25, and 27 days, respectively
Club ONT Music Nothing like a good duet to bring the Horde together. Complaints harmonize at higher volume.
Club ONT brought to you by: Eleventy please.
Enjoy Club ONT at your own risk. The contents of Club ONT have not been tested for safety on humans or animals and are not approved or sanctioned by any regulatory agency. Appropriate dosage of Club ONT varies by individual, so please monitor your own exposure. Too little Club ONT could result in sadness. On the other hand, if too much is never be enough, congratulations. You have reached Club ONT nirvana.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 11, 2025 10:00 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 11, 2025 10:00 PM (+f1g8)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 11, 2025 10:00 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 11, 2025 10:01 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 11, 2025 10:02 PM (L5ksW)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at October 11, 2025 10:03 PM (SRRAx)
Happy to relate that after three days down, my vanity website MindfulWebworks.com is back up. Was a bit bummed that the site was down, what with nearly thirty years of webworks, over 2000 posts — at least a few of which aren't too bad IMHO.
I consulted Grok about the problem, and it found the answer and walked me through what turned out to be a relatively simple fix, but one which I might never have figured out on my own. Amazing. When I let Grok know it had fixed the problem, it said, "Awesome, glad to hear mindfulwebworks.com is back up!" Offered to help me update the content management system, too, which is long overdue. I wonder how many zots of electricity it took. Don't care. Nice piece of software!
Feeling much less stressed.
Posted by: mindful webworker - praise the Lord and thank the software engineers at October 11, 2025 10:03 PM (gJ6yS)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2025 10:03 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 11, 2025 10:05 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2025 10:07 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 11, 2025 10:08 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: mindful webworker - praise the Lord and thank the software engineers at October 11, 2025 10:03 PM (gJ6yS)
You rebooted?
Posted by: OrangeEnt of the Indian Help Desk at October 11, 2025 10:09 PM (uQesX)
Richard Dawson was interesting. He was one of these celebrities who was great to fans, but oftentimes horrible to people he worked with.
I've read that Dolly Parton and Eddie Van Halen are/were the same way.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2025 10:09 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2025 10:07 PM (QGLzn)
If he starts barking at everyone, does he get tied to a post outside, to howl at the moon?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 11, 2025 10:09 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 11, 2025 10:09 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: fourseasons at October 11, 2025 10:09 PM (3ek7K)
https://shorturl.at/6NQt8
The instructions say to drill a hole in a bucket with an 11/32" bit and then screw in the cup.
)#&^*)#&*# will *not* go in, and 1/4" is too big (the bucket drains), so I thought I should get a tap to cut threads into the bucket. Will 10/32" work or do I need an exact match?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 11, 2025 10:10 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 11, 2025 10:10 PM (kB9dk)
Yes. I am a well-known author.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 11, 2025 10:10 PM (uQesX)
I'm pretty sure Schumer would put cheese on those cookies
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 11, 2025 10:10 PM (pwtJC)
Posted by: Joyenz at October 11, 2025 10:10 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 11, 2025 10:10 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2025 10:12 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2025 10:12 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 11, 2025 10:12 PM (ja+o0)
Richard Dawson was interesting. He was one of these celebrities who was great to fans, but oftentimes horrible to people he worked with.
I've read that Dolly Parton and Eddie Van Halen are/were the same way.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2025 10:09 PM (/p+XQ)
Maybe they demand a lot of people they work with?
Love that Kiki Dee & Elton song. His last great 70's single.
Posted by: Joemarine at October 11, 2025 10:12 PM (y171U)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 11, 2025 10:12 PM (ha1wR)
There is more than one Alien sequel.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 11, 2025 10:12 PM (EXyHK)
Home, like every other Saturday night.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 11, 2025 10:01 PM (uQesX)
In Corsicana, celebrating my 65th birthday with the best group of commenters in the blogosphere! 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at October 11, 2025 10:13 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2025 10:09 PM (/p+XQ)
Yep, his attitude cost him his life on his Running Man show.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 11, 2025 10:13 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2025 10:13 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 11, 2025 10:13 PM (mIUWe)
And Corsicana on Thursday.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2025 10:14 PM (AoKmU)
Dear Lord, '70s radio was an abomination.
Do not get me started on Stumblin' In.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide at October 11, 2025 10:14 PM (0aYVJ)
Willowed on the back of the tee
Posted by: Willie Nailer at October 11, 2025 10:05 PM (EYmYM)
* * * *
Perfect!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 11, 2025 10:15 PM (kB9dk)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 11, 2025 10:12 PM (ha1wR)
All of them.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 11, 2025 10:15 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: ScaryMary
One day? You'll barely get through the introductions.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 11, 2025 10:15 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Heh. At first I consulted the AI advisor on the hosting provider, and its solutions were all tantamount to "have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?"
Posted by: mindful webworker - praise the Lord and thank the software engineers at October 11, 2025 10:15 PM (gJ6yS)
Posted by: Darrell Harris - Je Suis Charlie at October 11, 2025 10:15 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2025 10:15 PM (QGLzn)
Supposedly when she was working on Little Whorehouse In Texas, or some such forgettable flick, she suddenly took a week off from shooting, because her dog died.
The director was furious about it. When Dolly finally returned, she forced the director to *apologize to her,* for not being more understanding.
I love Dolly, but would hope that by now, she realizes she also inconvenienced, and kind of hurt, a lot of ordinary working people, behaving like that.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2025 10:15 PM (/p+XQ)
Yes. I am a well-known author.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 11, 2025 10:10 PM (uQesX)
White Lie: I respect your opinions..
Posted by: Joemarine at October 11, 2025 10:15 PM (y171U)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 11, 2025 10:16 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2025 10:17 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: Darrell Harris - Je Suis Charlie at October 11, 2025 10:15 PM (0CU3H)
They probably kept nudging each other during that. (wink wink)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 11, 2025 10:18 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 11, 2025 10:18 PM (S8cdb)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 11, 2025 10:18 PM (ivEDQ)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 11, 2025 10:19 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 11, 2025 10:19 PM (ja+o0)
Posted by: Oddbob at October 11, 2025 10:19 PM (3nLb4)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 11, 2025 10:19 PM (ivEDQ)
-----------
I will be here, in the grey boxes, with those others what can't go to Texas.
But I'll be at the MoMe in spirit!
<3
Posted by: JQ at October 11, 2025 10:19 PM (rdVOm)
Have a weather station. Nothing fancy, but it does have a rain gauge. Which quit. The day before a major storm system is supposed to hit.
Fine, order a new rain gauge. It arrives today, just as the rain stops.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 11, 2025 10:20 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2025 10:20 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 11, 2025 10:21 PM (omVj0)
BTW, the comments of the week has become a favorite feature on AoS. Thanks to all who comment with wit and humor (and periodic irreverence).
Posted by: TRex - one third is not a majority at October 11, 2025 10:21 PM (E7bBj)
Posted by: JQ at October 11, 2025 10:22 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: ScaryMary
**********
Looking forward to meeting you!
Currently somewhere in IN as we slowly work our way to TX...so many things to see along the way...
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at October 11, 2025 10:22 PM (E7bBj)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 11, 2025 10:22 PM (zh/Tt)
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 11, 2025 10:22 PM (6JI6O)
-------
If he starts barking at everyone, does he get tied to a post outside, to howl at the moon?
Shock collar. Sheesh, do I have to think of everything?
Posted by: Hasan P. at October 11, 2025 10:22 PM (3nLb4)
Posted by: Piper at October 11, 2025 10:24 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Harshed My Mellow at October 11, 2025 10:24 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: fourseasons at October 11, 2025 10:24 PM (3ek7K)
Hi all. Hope to see you at TxMoMeX.
Posted by: GWB at October 11, 2025 10:24 PM (nSIj0)
Go easy with that. I got into a deep dive about the possibility of cosmic radiation fusing ape chromosomes wa and 2b into human chromosome #2. Wound up building a radiation chamber to turn myself into a meta human
Now I can microwave popcorn with a glance. Yay.
Posted by: Fenrisulven at October 11, 2025 10:24 PM (Cr4v4)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2025 10:25 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: Oddbob at October 11, 2025 10:25 PM (3nLb4)
Posted by: Hasan P.
***********
Yup, that about sums up how a Moron would describe being "gentle"....
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at October 11, 2025 10:25 PM (E7bBj)
"Objects in the mirror may be larger than they appear"
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at October 11, 2025 10:25 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2025 10:26 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2025 10:15 PM (/p+XQ)
Imagine how tough it must be to work for wealthy A type personalities...PDJT, Ellison, Buffett, Gates etc.
Posted by: Joemarine at October 11, 2025 10:26 PM (y171U)
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 11, 2025 10:22 PM (6JI6O)
*waves*
Do you have time for a side trip off I-20?
Maybe some day...Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 11, 2025 10:26 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 11, 2025
***
I tend to think "Crocodile Rock" either instigated the rush to '50s nostalgia that began in the early '70s, or created momentum for the existing wave. Remember, 1957 was only 15 years back from 1972 when CR came out. There had been a fad for the Thirties for a while in the first half of the '70s -- TV series Banyon, movie Chinatown -- but then along came The Fifties, maybe heightened by the success of JHappy Days on TV, and the Thirties faded.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 11, 2025 10:26 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: The American Sportsman at October 11, 2025 10:26 PM (oftw2)
Did they have a late-model race going on at the same time?
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 11, 2025 10:28 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2025 10:28 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 11, 2025 10:29 PM (omVj0)
even in the 1960s, there was nostalgia for the 1950s.
Sha Na Na was at Woodstock, believe it or not.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2025 10:29 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Harshed My Mellow at October 11, 2025 10:24 PM (oftw2)
====
I know, right?
Posted by: Yoko at October 11, 2025 10:29 PM (ivEDQ)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 11, 2025 10:29 PM (ha1wR)
I'm in Dallas if anyone needs a place for emergencies.
Nine four five - two seven oh - sixty eight sixty three
Can't make it this year, just buried wife's father, but I'll see you next year.
Posted by: Fen at October 11, 2025 10:30 PM (Cr4v4)
Posted by: Piper at October 11, 2025 10:30 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 11, 2025 10:30 PM (hlNLQ)
Posted by: Harshed My Mellow at October 11, 2025 10:24 PM (oftw2)
I guess you weren't here for Zappa Month.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 11, 2025 10:31 PM (mIUWe)
Dear Lord, '70s radio was an abomination.
Do not get me started on Stumblin' In.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide at October 11, 2025 10:14 PM (0aYVJ)
I thought you were going to say "You Light Up My Life". I remember that on 70's radio.
Posted by: Joemarine at October 11, 2025 10:31 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Corporal Newkirk at October 11, 2025 10:32 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at October 11, 2025 10:33 PM (SRRAx)
Got the t-shirt.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2025 10:33 PM (viF8m)
Good evening, all!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 11, 2025 10:33 PM (oKXMA)
Mrs. F.'s childhood friend in Boston lent us his truck to make the trip.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 11, 2025 10:33 PM (ivEDQ)
And Corsicana on Thursday.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at
You are getting dangerously close to my neck of the woods!
Posted by: Piper at October 11, 2025 10:34 PM (p4NUW)
I am the most blessed person on earth.
And then I get to see many of y’all next week.
Pretty cool. Damn.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 11, 2025 10:34 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 11, 2025 10:34 PM (omVj0)
==
Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2025 10:33 PM (viF8m)
Are *you* ever going to make it down to TX?
I guess it's difficult traveling from an imaginary place...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 11, 2025 10:35 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
I was thrilled with Zappa Month. When Mis Hum stepped back, A little pice of me died.
Posted by: Zoot Allures! at October 11, 2025 10:35 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 11, 2025 10:20 PM (lUFok)
Ummm, how does a rain gauge quit? Did it get a big hole in the bottom? Did it turn upside down? Did someone sand the numbers off?
Posted by: GWB at October 11, 2025 10:35 PM (nSIj0)
that comment is also good for GAINZ because I no longer want to eat.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 11, 2025 10:36 PM (gKWVE)
Not in Texas. You can thank me for not ruining this MoMe.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 11, 2025 10:36 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at October 11, 2025 10:36 PM (ha1wR)
That's odd. I would have thought that Jimmy Buffett was a pretty laid back guy.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 11, 2025 10:36 PM (mIUWe)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 11, 2025 10:37 PM (ftFVW)
Imagine how tough it must be to work for wealthy A type personalities...PDJT, Ellison, Buffett, Gates etc.
Posted by: Joemarine at October 11, 2025 10:26 PM (y171U)
___________
It might be one thing if they're demanding but fair, giving you the feeling of being part of something important. It's another if they're demanding, rude, arbitrary and dismissive.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2025 10:37 PM (tgvbd)
I tend to think "Crocodile Rock" either instigated the rush to '50s nostalgia that began in the early '70s, or created momentum for the existing wave. Remember, 1957 was only 15 years back from 1972 when CR came out. There had been a fad for the Thirties for a while in the first half of the '70s -- TV series Banyon, movie Chinatown -- but then along came The Fifties, maybe heightened by the success of JHappy Days on TV, and the Thirties faded.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 11, 2025 10:26 PM (omVj0)
Yeah Wolfus, I was also going to say Sha Na Na, plus Elvis's comeback and the movie American Graffitti.
Posted by: Joemarine at October 11, 2025 10:38 PM (y171U)
Maybe Trump should start a whistleblower/tip line on what things Adam Schiff did with Ed Buck.
https://tinyurl.com/4xfr6fvm
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 11, 2025 10:38 PM (uQesX)
His vision for Mars is akin to Leto's Golden Path, but without the milenia of oppresion to springload the Scattering. I wish him the best
But at the end of the day he's still a Tech Lord. Like the "benevolent" Land Baron in Rob Roy that will give us 12 lashes instead of the normal 21.
It is concerning that all of our Champions seem to come from the center left. Much appreciated but when do our guys take the field? Sometimes it feels like the Right is o ly defined by the Left's hatred of us
Posted by: Fen at October 11, 2025 10:38 PM (Cr4v4)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 11, 2025 10:38 PM (hlNLQ)
Posted by: ScaryMary
One day? You'll barely get through the introductions.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 11, 2025 10:15 PM (TfUTr)
This is truth.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 11, 2025 10:38 PM (snZF9)
Los Angeles County
Playboy model known for cruising in her Porsche lured at least 10 elderly men on social media in order to burglarize their homes, deputies say
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 11, 2025 10:38 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: pookysgirl, Hawkeye forever at October 11, 2025 10:39 PM (OKj00)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
Although Zappa isn't my jam, I can accept that it was done out of love. Yoko Ono is a different story.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 11, 2025 10:40 PM (ftFVW)
I would drive a Tesla, but you couldn't pay me enough to get Elon's Neuralink. I am NOT plugging myself into any machine.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2025 10:40 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Joemarine at October 11, 2025
***
I always found that one to be dull and slow. That was '78, I think?
The '70s still had catchy pop tunes on Top 40 radio. It was changing, but you could still enjoy the melody and beat of "Half Breed" or "Long Train Runnin' " or "Crocodile Rock," the dark mood of "Horse With No Name," the sheer fun of "Brandy," the solid lyrics of "You're So Vain," and lots more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 11, 2025 10:40 PM (omVj0)
I would drive a Tesla, but you couldn't pay me enough to get Elon's Neuralink. I am NOT plugging myself into any machine.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2025 10:40 PM (/p+XQ)
Driving an oversized battery power tool might be a gateway drug.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 11, 2025 10:42 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Joemarine at October 11, 2025
***
+ 100. Though American Graffiti was set in 1962, it seemed far enough back from 1974 that it appeared like a different world.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 11, 2025 10:42 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: Joemarine
Grease on Broadway and the later film were huge, too.
Posted by: Grease Trap Jones at October 11, 2025 10:42 PM (oftw2)
Los Angeles County
Playboy model known for cruising in her Porsche lured at least 10 elderly men on social media in order to burglarize their homes, deputies say
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring!
For me, this math works.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 11, 2025 10:43 PM (TfUTr)
Also, the writer of that song turned out to be a screaming mess of a person, and it was used as the theme for a 1977 Didi Conn flick that's considered one of the worst movies of all time.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2025 10:43 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at October 11, 2025 10:44 PM (SRRAx)
Appt. Appointment
Apt. Apartment
Dept. Department
Ave. Avenue
Blvd. Boulevard
and so o
Maybe the "no period" rule is just for people-related
abreviations
Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 11, 2025 10:44 PM (NTdv6)
Posted by: Joemarine at October 11, 2025 10:31 PM (y171U)
Oh, the list is long. Very, very long.
Seasons in the Sun, por ejemplo.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide at October 11, 2025 10:44 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2025 10:45 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Orson at October 11, 2025 10:45 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 11, 2025 10:38 PM (L/fGl)
So, basically... a hooker?
Posted by: GWB at October 11, 2025 10:45 PM (nSIj0)
Sadly for me, not for Ben Had's big event. But I will likely be in Texas again in the not too distant future.
I'm buying.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2025 10:46 PM (viF8m)
Age 8, my best friend and I did a backyard skit to crocodile rock for his older sister and her friends (I guess we were still at the age where sisters still think their little brothers are cute?). Anyways, we both had those peddle cars (mine was batmobile) and we pretended to have a big wreck on stage. I don't recall anything in the song about that but it was fun
Posted by: Fen at October 11, 2025 10:46 PM (Cr4v4)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 11, 2025 10:38 PM (hlNLQ)
Bob, I think you are right. Although 13 year old me didn't understand all that.
Posted by: Joemarine at October 11, 2025 10:46 PM (y171U)
Do you have time for a side trip off I-20? Maybe some day...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
---
*waves back*
Not this time. Every road trip I want to make detours. But I'm always on too much of a schedule. I'm traveling on the weekend this time to conserve as much vacation time as possible. I will be working from TX Mon-Thurs.
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 11, 2025 10:46 PM (6JI6O)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 11, 2025 10:46 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Sammy Johns at October 11, 2025 10:47 PM (oftw2)
Seasons in the Sun, por ejemplo.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide at October 11, 2025 10:44 PM (0aYVJ)
We had joy we had fun
hunting antifa with guns
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 11, 2025 10:47 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Orson at October 11, 2025 10:47 PM (dIske)
abreviations
Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 11, 2025 10:44 PM (NTdv6)
Or, maybe it was just made up by somebody who had a textbook deal. "What? It's Latin. Nobody is ever going to bother to check it."
Posted by: GWB at October 11, 2025 10:48 PM (nSIj0)
Doobie Brothers, probably my favorite band, played a huge part in the 'soundtrack of my life'
Then there was Motown. Mmm. Lots of excellent soul and dance that was not necessarily disco.
Posted by: JQ at October 11, 2025 10:48 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Grease Trap Jones at October 11, 2025
***
Right; I think of Grease as late '70s with Travolta and Olivia Newton-John, but the stage play debuted in 1971. Marilu Henner was in the original cast. The Broadway show in '72 featured Barry Bostwick and Adrienne Barbeau.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 11, 2025 10:48 PM (omVj0)
On Exit 27 off I20 in Bolton MS there is a Chevron with amazing fried chicken and barbecue. It is just this side of Meridian. When I drive to Chattanooga I usually stop there to get bbq and bring it to the hotel in Meridian.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 11, 2025 10:49 PM (EXyHK)
Measures rain as it falls, transmits data to base station via 900Mhz band. When there's a small leak into the electronics area that causes corrosion, that's a problem. When the electricity flows through the corrosion points and not through it's intended paths, that's a bigger problem.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 11, 2025 10:49 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at October
Okay, I am leaving here immediately after my 6am class, so I don’t expect to get there until around 6ish. I will try to finagle someone going and grabbing the key to the VRBO earlier so you can get to the fridge. I will do some behind the scenes begging tomorrow. 😃
Posted by: Piper at October 11, 2025 10:49 PM (p4NUW)
I'm "blessed" with outstanding looks. If a pretty girl comes on to me it's because she wants $$
Posted by: Fen at October 11, 2025 10:51 PM (Cr4v4)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 11, 2025 10:46 PM (TfUTr)
Billy don't be a hero
The night chicago died
Right there justification for nuking the 70's
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 11, 2025 10:51 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 11, 2025 10:26 PM
Bette Midler's 1972 album "The Devine Miss M" was pretty loaded up with big band era tunes. I loved that album, but she wasn't a lunatic back then.
Posted by: Moonbeam at October 11, 2025 10:52 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2025 10:53 PM (Q1uY4)
Also, it's about people who have *tried everything* to survive, and nothing's worked. The only thing the protagonist of the song has to look forward to anymore, is death.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2025 10:53 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2025 10:53 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: Zeera. I voted for ALL of this at October 11, 2025 10:53 PM (seTpo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2025 10:43 PM (/p+XQ)
Steve, I remember seeing TV ads for that movie, with Didi Conn lip-synching the song in a recording studio.
Posted by: Joemarine at October 11, 2025 10:54 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Moonbeam at October 11, 2025
***
That's right; "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" was from '72, reflecting, I guess, the still-hot fascination with the Thirties and the WWII years.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 11, 2025 10:54 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2025 10:55 PM (Q1uY4)
Some of the best never did.
And garret is wrong. 77 was better than 74.
https://tinyurl.com/ewvf7nxz
Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2025 10:55 PM (viF8m)
Makes it sound like he foresaw what having a career in IT would be like.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 11, 2025 10:55 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Miklos at October 11, 2025 10:55 PM (YGmAl)
Posted by: Pleasant Valley Sunday at October 11, 2025 10:56 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2025 10:56 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Pleasant Valley Sunday at October 11, 2025 10:56 PM (oftw2)
-------
Movie or play?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2025 10:57 PM (Q1uY4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2025 10:58 PM (Q1uY4)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2025 10:59 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 11, 2025 10:59 PM (144I4)
As a kid at Gordo's that always came on the jukebox before Horse With No Name. They're permanently linked in my memory
She comes down from Yellow Mountain
On a dark, flat land she rides
On a pony she named Wildfire
I've been through the desert
On a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert, you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
Posted by: Fen at October 11, 2025 10:59 PM (Cr4v4)
https://tinyurl.com/ewvf7nxz
Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2025 10:55 PM (viF8m)
You’re not really 29, are you?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 11, 2025 11:00 PM (CQqXL)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2025 11:00 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2025 11:01 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 11, 2025 11:01 PM (snZF9)
Movie didn't come out until 1978.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2025 11:01 PM (/p+XQ)
I leave you with this thought: Despite all the good stuff on Top 40 radio in the '70s, Melanie's "Brand New Key" and Elton John's "Someone Saved My Life Tonight" were annoying. From what I understood of the lyrics, which repeat endlessly, I still think Elton was addressing someone named "Sugar Bear." Or maybe it was "Booger Share," though I think that less than likely.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 11, 2025 11:01 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: Early Morning Rain at October 11, 2025 11:02 PM (oftw2)
They are from Texas-you can tell by the tiny little brands on their backsides.
Posted by: Miklos will make do, somehow at October 11, 2025 11:03 PM (YGmAl)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2025 11:04 PM (QGLzn)
Wait, you want a song even more boring than the original?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 11, 2025 11:04 PM (lUFok)
Age is a social construct.
But I do have to admit these new Depends are a big improvement.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2025 11:05 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Grease Trap Jones. at October 11, 2025 11:05 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 11, 2025 11:01 PM (omVj0)
Man no shit. I think he did say sugar bear. Should have known he was gay from that alone.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 11, 2025 11:06 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 11, 2025 11:06 PM (pwtJC)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2025 11:06 PM (QGLzn)
Then there was Motown. Mmm. Lots of excellent soul and dance that was not necessarily disco.
Posted by: JQ
tiny.cc/72qt001
tiny.cc/82qt001
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at October 11, 2025 11:06 PM (VVcrM)
Posted by: RI Red at October 11, 2025 11:06 PM (30Gj0)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 11, 2025 11:07 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 11, 2025
*
Man no shit. I think he did say sugar bear. Should have known he was gay from that alone.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 11, 2025
***
I recall the story behind the song was something about Elton planning to get married (?), and a friend talked him out of it? Or maybe that was just a story from his publicist. Anyway, the few lyrics the song had seemed to be on an endless loop -- nothing as exciting as "Crocodile Rock" had been or as haunting as "Rocket Man."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 11, 2025 11:09 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2025 11:04 PM (QGLzn)
Well that just pissed in my wheaties. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 11, 2025 11:09 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: JackStraw
You know, you can get those discreetly shipped to you in unmarked boxes at little to no cost to you!
Would you like to try a free catheter sample on for size?
Posted by: Helpful Lady On The Phone at October 11, 2025 11:10 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 11, 2025 11:10 PM (144I4)
It took 20 or more years, but they did finally finish building that overpass featured on the album cover.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 11, 2025 11:10 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2025 11:11 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2025 11:11 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 11, 2025 11:11 PM (144I4)
-------
Yep! Great stuff!
youtu.be/8pz1xPxfWBs
Posted by: JQ at October 11, 2025 11:11 PM (rdVOm)
Enough of this both sides. Pick one. You are either with me or garret and terror.
Axshually, 1976 was great too.
https://tinyurl.com/bddwh2xu
Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2025 11:12 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2025 11:06 PM (QGLzn)
Uh..ok. No clue what you're talking about, but I'll tell her. She's independent you know. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 11, 2025 11:12 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2025 11:13 PM (QGLzn)
Atmosphere and rhythm galore.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 11, 2025 11:14 PM (omVj0)
I admit I always want to see what happened at the store that these women don't want to have to leave the house anymore. I imagine a rude salesclerk, when the price on the giant pack of undies wouldn't display, and there were a dozen customers waiting behind:
"Price check on Depends! Price check on Depends! Hurry up Shaquila!! Price check on Depends! You better hurry! This old lady looks like she's fixin' to blow any second!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2025 11:15 PM (/p+XQ)
-------
Yep! Great stuff!
youtu.be/8pz1xPxfWBs
Posted by: JQ
----
Doobies were always a hit.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 11, 2025 11:15 PM (+f1g8)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2025 11:13 PM (QGLzn)
What happens after dark?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 11, 2025 11:16 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ at October 11, 2025 11:16 PM (rdVOm)
One of my nursing skool classmates sent me photos of a wild Memorial Day camping trip from 1976. A rite of passage for college kids here. Two photos of me, looking like a wasted supermodel in a guy's beach chair and wearing his hat. He was not my boyfriend, as I had many friends that were male. Some with girlfriends there, too. They are close ups and the profile (I am laughing in both) I can perhaps frame and put in our gallery. The one where I'm looking at her our sons will say, "Mom, were you wasted?" Indeed I was.
To the point I don't remember how I got there or meals. I don't remember where I camped or a tent except one night. I also know I was not with a guy, which was a pity. One photo near the reservoir of a herd of single guys I didn't know. I asked why she didn't tell me about them? There was a keg, too. Bummer! Groups morphed together.
The 3 photos featuring me I was having a blast and laughing. So blasted I have amnesia. I swam a lot and lived.
Met the college guy I married four months later, so my pretend Woodstock daze came to an end.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 11, 2025 11:16 PM (6PCLE)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2025 11:17 PM (QGLzn)
..........
Posted by: qdpsteve
------------
Watching Hell's Angels here and can tell you that Harlow missed the special on undergarments. In fact, she missed the undergarments completely.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 11, 2025 11:17 PM (+f1g8)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
---------------
youtu.be/pIA0b8lt9Ik
Posted by: JQ at October 11, 2025 11:18 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Piper at October 11, 2025 11:18 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 11, 2025 11:16 PM (snZF9)
--------
At my house the sprinklers come on.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2025 11:18 PM (Q1uY4)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 11, 2025 11:15 PM (+f1g
Always. We used to call them joints. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 11, 2025 11:18 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2025 11:18 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 11, 2025
***
I'd led such a sheltered life that when the Doobie Brothers burst on the scene, I had no idea what that referred to and thought the name was a play on the "Do-Bee and Don't-Bee" routine on Romper Room.
Their "Long Train Runnin'," both the 1970s original and the 1993 remix with the sorta Latin beat, is still a favorite of mine.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 11, 2025 11:19 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 11, 2025 11:20 PM (omVj0)
Ask Dennis Hopper.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 11, 2025 11:20 PM (+f1g8)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
-----
Dad always said nothing good happens after midnight. He was kind of right, but I had fun finding out.
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 11, 2025 11:22 PM (02h6C)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 11, 2025 11:23 PM (mT+6a)
youtu.be/pIA0b8lt9Ik
Posted by: JQ
--------------------
Don't think that's what Musk meant when he said he likes electronic music.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 11, 2025 11:23 PM (+f1g8)
Posted by: Moonbeam at October 11, 2025 10:52 PM (rbKZ6)
---
World War II was closer to 1972 than Star Wars is to us now.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 11, 2025 11:24 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 11, 2025 11:22 PM (02h6C)
In my life shit didn't get interesting until midnight.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 11, 2025 11:25 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ at October 11, 2025 11:25 PM (rdVOm)
World War II was closer to 1972 than Star Wars is to us now.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
-------------
Where has our culture gone? Long time passing.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 11, 2025 11:25 PM (+f1g8)
Posted by: ScaryMary
Best thing about sneaking around at 4 am, everyone you meet, is also sneaking around.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 11, 2025 11:25 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
---------------
youtu.be/pIA0b8lt9Ik
Posted by: JQ
If I still had a computer and that was my screensaver, it would soon have a 9mm hole in it.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at October 11, 2025 11:26 PM (VVcrM)
Met the college guy I married four months later, so my pretend Woodstock daze came to an end.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 11, 2025 11:16 PM (6PCLE)
---
There are no extent photos of me at any kind of party or celebration during my college years, and I am deeply grateful for it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 11, 2025 11:26 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2025 11:27 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Most of mine are sealed under Court Order.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 11, 2025 11:28 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Some Rat
Except for that one time I was trying to sneak back into the sleeping bag in the backyard and found my mother sitting in the lawn chair instead.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at October 11, 2025 11:29 PM (VVcrM)
Posted by: JQ at October 11, 2025 11:29 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 11, 2025 11:25 PM (TfUTr)
---
Three years ago I rode my bike to campus for the Alumni Band reunion practice early on a Saturday morning.
And just as happened many, many years ago, I witnessed the Walk of Shame. I found it reassuring.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 11, 2025 11:29 PM (ZOv7s)
https://tinyurl.com/5crpuj2a
Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2025 11:30 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Piper at October 11, 2025 11:30 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 11, 2025 11:26 PM (ZOv7s)
---------
My blackface Mr. T Halloween costume in '84 would be grounds for me to be drummed out of the fabled profession of barratry.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2025 11:31 PM (Q1uY4)
by Karl Freund. Ha. Jokesters.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 11, 2025 11:31 PM (+f1g8)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude
Outstanding!
Posted by: Some Rat at October 11, 2025 11:31 PM (TfUTr)
Oh no! Anyway.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 11, 2025 11:31 PM (mIUWe)
I'm disappointed and the worst part is that I'm only about a little over an hour away.
But praying for all to have safe travels and a wonderful time and bigly thanks to the organizers!
Posted by: sal at October 11, 2025 11:31 PM (f+FmA)
--------
Oh no. Not again.
*hic*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2025 11:32 PM (Q1uY4)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 11, 2025 11:26 PM (ZOv7s)
Ah, I was thrilled she sent them to me. One of our classmates, who lived in an apt above me...I did not remember she was even there! They are good photos of me, well two of them. The third is with a group and I am laughing with my eyes closed and look like a loon. Good times.
One Halloween, welp, I would hate to see those photos but some were taken of me. I was dressed as a bong. I did not want y'all to think I was nasty or anything. I was really a good girl with boys, but I liked to party when I could. Many people took my photo that Halloween and I hope if they ever turn up you can't see my face well. I will deny it anyway. We did not tell our sons much at all and will keep it that way.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 11, 2025 11:32 PM (6PCLE)
Ever hear of this TV show?
H & I TV channel, right now, is showing an episode of Garrison's Gorillas from 1967, 26 episodes.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 11, 2025 11:34 PM (v2kXG)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2025 11:34 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2025 11:27 PM (/p+XQ)
---
I actually ran for school board 13 years ago, and some of my strongest supporters were my friends' parents, so I guess I'm safe.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 11, 2025 11:34 PM (ZOv7s)
Garrison's Gorilla's looks like a ripoff of The Dirty Dozen.
Telly Savalas is in the episode on now.
I have H&I channel on OTA, because only idiots pay for Cable.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 11, 2025 11:35 PM (v2kXG)
Incredible. He posted an excerpt of this on his X account.
Posted by: Darrell Harris - Je Suis Charlie at October 11, 2025 11:37 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2025 10:43 PM (/p+XQ)
This is true- the movie part.
If you can remember where you saw a flick nearly fifty years ago, it was either very good or very bad.
That was very, very bad.
Posted by: sal at October 11, 2025 11:37 PM (f+FmA)
by Karl Freund. Ha. Jokesters.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 11, 2025 11:31 PM (+f1g
---
When I was in high school, my mother bought a bunch of cassettes of her favorite tunes from the 1970s and that became the soundtrack of endless journeys across northern Michigan in my stepfather's pickup truck.
The weird part of it was that was when my parents were married. I wonder how she sorted out those associations.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 11, 2025 11:37 PM (ZOv7s)
Lurkers: I am really an extrovert.
I'm not a lurker, but that one works for me.
"Training for the marathon" would work, too.
Posted by: mikeski at October 11, 2025 11:37 PM (nhCoE)
Oh no! Anyway.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 11, 2025 11:31 PM (mIUWe)
---
Guy's like 20 years too late. Way to stay on top of things.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 11, 2025 11:39 PM (ZOv7s)
Heh. The lead from Garrison's Gorillas, Ron Harper was the "replacement" adult on The Land of the Lost after the "actor" who played Will's & Holly's father left the show. Ron Harper was "Uncle Jack" who appeared out of nowhere.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 11, 2025 11:40 PM (v2kXG)
Incredible. He posted an excerpt of this on his X account.
Posted by: Darrell Harris - Je Suis Charlie
===============
Thanks for posting that. I'm listening to it now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 11, 2025 11:40 PM (oKXMA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2025 11:31 PM (Q1uY4)
-----
You could always get a sife gig as a late night host. Or Prime Minister of Canada.
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 11, 2025 11:41 PM (02h6C)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2025 11:42 PM (viF8m)
*ACS = Advanced Crank Syndrome
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2025 11:42 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 11, 2025 11:43 PM (+f1g8)
He finally had surgery on it and is still in a lot of discomfort.
The thought of all ya'll getting together and having a fine time makes me happy, though.
Posted by: sal at October 11, 2025 11:43 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 11, 2025 11:44 PM (+f1g8)
"Training for the marathon" would work, too.
Posted by: mikeski at October 11, 2025 11:37 PM (nhCoE)
---
There was a girl in college who wore a t-shirt that said "Turgid" on it. She was conspicuously not wearing a bra and it was magnificent.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 11, 2025 11:45 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: sal at October 11, 2025 11:45 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2025 11:46 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 11, 2025 11:47 PM (0nHVk)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2025 11:42 PM (viF8m)
---------
Was out about 4 nm today, in variable winds never exceeding 4 knots. Had to fire up the diesel to make it back to the slip before sunset.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2025 11:49 PM (Q1uY4)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2025 11:49 PM (QGLzn)
Posted by: JQ at October 11, 2025 11:51 PM (rdVOm)
--
Not judging
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 11, 2025 11:51 PM (6U1c2)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 11, 2025 11:44 PM (+f1g
---------
If you were driving a submarine this might not be a problem.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2025 11:51 PM (Q1uY4)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 11, 2025 11:53 PM (Om+DK)
Posted by: Currituck Chuck. at October 11, 2025 11:53 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 11, 2025 11:53 PM (5Yz+T)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2025 11:54 PM (Q1uY4)
Posted by: Ben Had
What happens after dark?
Posted by: Berserker
Orchestral manoeuvres?
Posted by: mikeski at October 11, 2025 11:57 PM (nhCoE)
https://shorturl.at/EzKTw
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 11, 2025 11:58 PM (ULPxl)
Thanks Ben Had, for making this MoMe happen, eternally grateful to you.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 11, 2025 11:58 PM (0nHVk)
remember Barney Miller show?
All they did was shit on NYC. The city was bankrupt, the crime, the misery. It was hilarious.
Just looked it up: A Democrat named Abraham Beame was the mayor.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 11, 2025 11:58 PM (v2kXG)
If you're going to bareboat in the Caribbean, and you should, you need more wind. You don't want your charter to be your first time. Squalls happen there.
Look for wind. Your boat was built for it. You'll do great. And you'll understand you are a much better sailor than you thought you were.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2025 11:59 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2025 11:59 PM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 11, 2025 11:59 PM (02h6C)
((Scrawls))
"I CANS QUIT ANYTIME"
(Throws Sharpie in trash)
(Pours another IPA)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 12, 2025 12:00 AM (lWPQK)
Jerry Orbach's Lennie Briscoe from the earlier Law and Order was one of the best cop characters of all.
It went downhill after that, and the current "SVU" is absolute hot garbage.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 12, 2025 12:00 AM (w6EFb)
*ACS = Advanced Crank Syndrome
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2025 11:42 PM (/p+XQ)
Considering who they are, they all probably did too much crank in their youth.
Posted by: RickZ at October 12, 2025 12:00 AM (gKDq2)
Neil is still kicking. It was his arch-nemesis David Crosby who kicked the bucket recently.
Meanwhile Stephen Stills is out there, just living quietly and enjoying himself.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2025 12:01 AM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 12, 2025 12:01 AM (QGLzn)
Posted by: JQ at October 12, 2025 12:02 AM (rdVOm)
Ed the homo Koch got elected after Beame and is credited for salvaging (not saving, my words) NYC. Ed Koch was a good mayor in-so-far he wasn't incompetent. Koch was competent enough to keep NYC from going full Shithole.
But Beame shouldn't get all the blame -- the mayor before Beame was in for 2 terms. This guy, Lindsay, was a real piece of shit. A fake Republican to start with, then switched parties to Democrat in 1971. And that's when NYC was going full-steam off the cliff.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 12, 2025 12:02 AM (v2kXG)
Posted by: the way I see it at October 12, 2025 12:03 AM (EYmYM)
Flounced as in leave something in a huff because you got your knickers in a wad. Not joining the choir invisible.
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 12, 2025 12:04 AM (02h6C)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2025 12:05 AM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 12, 2025 12:02 AM (v2kXG)
But that was the era of some great NYC cop movies. 'The French Connecton', 'The 7-Ups' (always liked Roy Scheider flicks), lots of great cop movies. Then there was Telly on the telly in 'Kojak'.
Posted by: RickZ at October 12, 2025 12:06 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2025 11:54 PM (Q1uY4)
He flounced off Spotify a while back.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 12, 2025 12:06 AM (mIUWe)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 12, 2025 12:06 AM (viF8m)
MEH.
Hear that, Neil?
MEH!
Posted by: JQ at October 12, 2025 12:06 AM (rdVOm)
Oh Lord, according to the Daily Mail, Katy Perry and Justine Castreau are an item now. They got a picture of the two of them on a boat, with Justine's hand all over her ass.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 12, 2025 12:06 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 12, 2025 12:07 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Clueless SNL Watcher at October 12, 2025 12:08 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 12, 2025 12:09 AM (QGLzn)
Posted by: JQ at October 12, 2025 12:06 AM (rdVOm)
'A Man Needs A Maid'.
Lots of truth in that song.
Posted by: RickZ at October 12, 2025 12:09 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 12, 2025 12:07 AM (qpyNK)
Al Smith?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 12, 2025 12:09 AM (mIUWe)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 12, 2025 12:06 AM (w6EFb)
My favorite comment on that pic was 'I didn't know Katy was a lesbian'.
Posted by: RickZ at October 12, 2025 12:10 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Clueless SNL Watcher
That was Toonces.
Toonces would always drive the car right off a cliff. Also he'd try and murder anyone who tried to hold him responsible for anything.
Toonces is/was basically a typical Democrat.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2025 12:10 AM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: the way I see it at October 12, 2025 12:03 AM (EYmYM)
Well there was this one time in college, and then that time in Vegas. But generally you are correct. Particularly if you are in Reno. But finding a time when something good happens in Reno is more challenging than it would appear.
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 12, 2025 12:11 AM (pi4LE)
You'd be surprised.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 12, 2025 12:06 AM (viF8m)
Shows over, gear is packed in the truck, time to hit the diner. Basically, bacon and eggs happens at 3am. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 12, 2025 12:11 AM (snZF9)
====================
A dreamer of pictures
I run in the night.
You see us together.
Chasing the moonlight.
My cinnamon girl
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 12, 2025 12:11 AM (lWPQK)
See also:
Bruce Springsteen
John Booger Mellonhead
Jon Bon Groovy
Bono
Most of the Eagles: except Don Felder and Joe Walsh
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide at October 12, 2025 12:12 AM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: scampydog at October 12, 2025 12:12 AM (g7feq)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 12, 2025 12:09 AM (mIUWe)
Nuts, Al Smith was governor and Roman Catholic. Missed it by this much.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 12, 2025 12:12 AM (mIUWe)
You'd be surprised.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 12, 2025 12:06 AM (viF8m)
I was just snarking but you’re actually on the right track.
50% of violent crime occurs between 12pm and 7pm.
Posted by: the way I see it at October 12, 2025 12:13 AM (EYmYM)
Here's a trivia question: Who was the first mayor of New York City who was Jewish by birth?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Sammy Davis Jr?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 12, 2025 12:13 AM (v2kXG)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide at October 12, 2025 12:15 AM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
What was he at conception, and is he the first in-utero Jewish convert?
Posted by: mikeski at October 12, 2025 12:15 AM (nhCoE)
See also:
Bruce Springsteen
John Booger Mellonhead
Jon Bon Groovy
Bono
Most of the Eagles: except Don Felder and Joe Walsh
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide at October 12, 2025 12:12 AM (0aYVJ)
This..1000X this...nothing but this.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 12, 2025 12:15 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 12, 2025 12:06 AM (w6EFb)
Wait: so Pierre Elliott Bieber is straight? Seriously?
Or is this one of those deals like old-school Hollywood where they'd arrange highly publicized "dates" between, say, Tab Hunter and Natalie Wood or Debbie Reynolds?
Posted by: Clueless SNL Watcher at October 12, 2025 12:15 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: JQ at October 12, 2025 12:16 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2025 12:18 AM (/p+XQ)
His father was an Italian Catholic and his mother was a Sephardic Jew (which made him a Jew according to the Jewish rules). Neither parent was practicing by the time he was born.
La Guardia chose to be an Episcopalian as an adult.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 12, 2025 12:19 AM (qpyNK)
Spotify. Then it appears he found out his royalties were doing the swirl around the bowl and he put his music back in play. Pussy.
Posted by: clarence at October 12, 2025 12:21 AM (UTVh+)
It's alright. I just didn't care for most of his stuff. Maybe 'cause it reminds me of XH. Hahaha!
Posted by: JQ at October 12, 2025 12:21 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
---
He's gay or gay adjacent. She is long in the tooth for a pop tart and her career is in the toilet. She's renting out to the highest.bidder.
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 12, 2025 12:21 AM (02h6C)
See also:
Bruce Springsteen
John Booger Mellonhead
Jon Bon Groovy
Bono
Most of the Eagles: except Don Felder and Joe Walsh
=====================
Don't forget those pricks from Oasis.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 12, 2025 12:25 AM (lWPQK)
To me that track is a lot like "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" The moment when someone went from artistic pop to fully commercial and never returned. .
Posted by: azjaeger at October 12, 2025 12:26 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 12, 2025 12:26 AM (02h6C)
Posted by: Currituck Chuck
Its a narrow strip of land, jutting out into the Atlantic. I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often. Weather can be sketchy out there.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 12, 2025 12:26 AM (S8cdb)
In an aside, it called the FW 190 the "FW one nine zero", which no actual human being has ever done. F-W one- ninety. F-W one-ninety, you bizarrely-dense impossibly-massive accretion of poorly-programmed transistors.
I politely pointed this out twice in comments, and both comments were politely never allowed to appear.
Anyway, I'm sure our future is really bright.
Posted by: far cry at October 12, 2025 12:31 AM (QKcan)
Maybe Elon can give a Katy another rocket ride, along with Justine. And make it a one way trip to Mars.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 12, 2025 12:31 AM (w6EFb)
I've never been a fan of Jackson Brown but this was pretty good.
https://tinyurl.com/3wftymet
People who works nights have a whole different story.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 12, 2025 12:32 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 12, 2025 12:06 AM (w6EFb)
"All over her ass"?? Was he wearing a catcher's mitt?
Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 12, 2025 12:33 AM (nbLIj)
Preparing for alla youse Morons.
What wonderful persons-- Ben Had, Cow Horse Queen, and Rancher Bob-- to host the event every year!
Posted by: JQ at October 12, 2025 12:38 AM (rdVOm)
In an aside, it called the FW 190 the "FW one nine zero", which no actual human being has ever done. F-W one- ninety. F-W one-ninety, you bizarrely-dense impossibly-massive accretion of poorly-programmed transistors.
Posted by: far cry
==============
The content might have been real, but the AI narrators are garbage, and they're everywhere. Generally you can clock them after a few lines because they sound alike.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 12, 2025 12:42 AM (oKXMA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2025 12:47 AM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: azjaeger at October 12, 2025 12:47 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: JQ at October 12, 2025 12:38 AM (rdVOm)
Extremely awesome people.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 12, 2025 12:47 AM (snZF9)
Wait until Cicero figures out those navigational lights on his yacht work after the sun goes gown.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 12, 2025 12:47 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
It's the first step in the lizard peoples' invasion.
It'll get us used to people who say things like "greetings, fellow mammals," by having AI speak and write like that. Then it's easier for them to infiltrate.
Posted by: mikeski seeks the nuclear wessels at October 12, 2025 12:47 AM (nhCoE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2025 12:52 AM (/p+XQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 12, 2025 12:47 AM (viF8m)
----
Cicero has a yacht? Call me!
Posted by: Katy Perry, flouncing and floundering at October 12, 2025 12:54 AM (02h6C)
I'm reading accounts of underwater encounters with objects too large moving too fast and my stereotype of these submarine officers is that of guys who wouldn't dare falsify reports
Posted by: Fen at October 12, 2025 01:00 AM (f1pXG)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 12, 2025 01:01 AM (viF8m)
I can definitely believe there's some things down there we don't know about.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2025 01:02 AM (/p+XQ)
Uh yeah me too
(crumples up report of Russian AI Nuclear Tactician)
Oh this? Nothing
Posted by: Fen at October 12, 2025 01:03 AM (f1pXG)
Posted by: RickZ at October 12, 2025 01:04 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2025 01:07 AM (/p+XQ)
Yes, Neil is a leftist retard repulsive human person.
I love that song.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2025 01:10 AM (uMdxF)
Agreed, Steve. Seems like the analysis and judgement of a Boomer Captain should be beyond reproach. But then I used to trust the FBI so...
Posted by: Fen at October 12, 2025 01:11 AM (f1pXG)
My opinion, of course.
Gad, can that album really be 46 years old?
What the hell happened?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 12, 2025 01:15 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 12, 2025 01:17 AM (02h6C)
Best tune on that album (again, my opinion):
https://tinyurl.com/3pat29j9
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 12, 2025 01:20 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2025 01:20 AM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 12, 2025 01:22 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 12, 2025 01:22 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2025 01:26 AM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at October 12, 2025 01:29 AM (ivXYS)
Posted by: JQ at October 12, 2025 01:30 AM (rdVOm)
Only been to the Gorge once but I remember it. Beautiful place.
We got so spoiled by the music in that time we thought it would never end.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 12, 2025 01:31 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 12, 2025 01:31 AM (viF8m)
Then musicians started opening their pie holes without accompanying music.
Posted by: RickZ at October 12, 2025 01:33 AM (gKDq2)
We got so spoiled by the music in that time we thought it would never end.
Posted by: JackStraw
When were you the the Gorge in George?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2025 01:37 AM (mT+6a)
LOL. Such a tough guy.
Posted by: JQ at October 12, 2025 01:37 AM (rdVOm)
Shadow of Ezra @Shadow of Ezra
Multiple diplomats from the Qatari delegation traveling with the Qatari Prime Minister have been killed in a car accident in Egypt after their vehicle overturned.
They had been in the country for the Gaza peace talks.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 12, 2025 01:37 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 12, 2025 01:42 AM (ja+o0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2025 01:43 AM (/p+XQ)
15 or so years ago. Had to be in San Francisco for a meeting one week and Seattle the next so I rented a car and drove over the weekend. Spent a night in Portland and drove around before heading north. Beautiful country.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 12, 2025 01:45 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 12, 2025 01:45 AM (c44Rp)
Moody Blues singer John Lodge dead at 82
Lodge contributed to Moody Blues' albums 'Days of Future Passed' and 'In Search of the Lost Chord'
https://youtu.be/N36oRaEF4jA
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - my om my at October 12, 2025 01:46 AM (gJ6yS)
Posted by: ScaryMary
------
Yes, it's nice to not be completely alone. He's in another room, and I'm letting him have peace & quiet. He's not "cuddly" like my previous pets. More like a barn-cat that's smart enough to come in out of the rain. LOL
Posted by: JQ at October 12, 2025 01:46 AM (rdVOm)
Blind Melon, Pearl Jam and Neil Young were stupid amazing.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2025 01:50 AM (mT+6a)
Posted by: ScaryMary at October 12, 2025 01:51 AM (ja+o0)
Posted by: ScaryMary
---------
He only spends time indoors when weather is bad. Has been "our" cat for 3 or 4 years now. He was hubby's *Little Buddy*-- would jump up on bed with him & just soak up the rubbys while hubs watched tv. For hours!
Me? I'm the food-dispenser. But Cat lets me give him some rubbys & skritches now, when we're outside together. Indoors, he just wants to be left alone while he sleeps.
Posted by: JQ at October 12, 2025 01:58 AM (rdVOm)
Dr John
Buddy Guy
B B King.
Dude. Blow your mind. Outside. Under the stars.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2025 02:00 AM (mT+6a)
- - - - - - -
No, "Dr" is pronounced "Durrr" (although some argue that it is a contraction of the German "Der" (meaning "the") e.g. "Dr So-n-So" translates to "The So-n-So")
YMMV ;-)
Posted by: As not seen on TV at October 12, 2025 02:01 AM (8ZZx/)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 12, 2025 02:03 AM (viF8m)
A Modern-Day John Q
When doctors in Texas declared his son brain-dead and prepared to pull the plug, George Pickering II refused to let go.
Desperate, he drew a gun and locked down the ICU demanding just one thing: time.
For hours, the standoff dragged on. Then, in the stillness, his son squeezed his father’s hand. Twice.
In that instant, George’s defiance was vindicated. His son was alive.
George went to prison for nearly a year.
But his son recovered, completely.
And he calls his father one word the system never would: hero.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 12, 2025 02:08 AM (TGPs7)
I'd still do her, but she's a psycho one trigger away from a butcher knife.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 12, 2025 02:22 AM (Om+DK)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 12, 2025 02:25 AM (snZF9)
----------
So... she's *perfect* for Justine. LOL!
Posted by: JQ at October 12, 2025 02:26 AM (rdVOm)
----------
So... she's *perfect* for Justine. LOL!
Posted by: JQ
>Ha-ha! Canada, may I present Katy!
This is the equivalent of Meghan for fucking Britain.
In for a pound...
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 12, 2025 02:31 AM (Om+DK)
Posted by: raimondo at October 12, 2025 02:32 AM (IX0WA)
Posted by: JQ at October 12, 2025 02:40 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: GR8RDave at October 12, 2025 02:52 AM (SETlN)
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 12, 2025 03:05 AM (c44Rp)
Posted by: JQ at October 12, 2025 03:10 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: GR8RDave at October 12, 2025 03:11 AM (SETlN)
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 12, 2025 03:05 AM (c44Rp)
Better than trying to think and type.
Makes more sense when he's insensate.
Posted by: RickZ at October 12, 2025 03:12 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 12, 2025 02:31 AM (Om+DK)
That’s a lot more than A pound.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK at October 12, 2025 03:13 AM (urtE/)
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of AK
>In for a Perry, in for a pound. Canada now owns whose bitch this is!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 12, 2025 03:27 AM (Om+DK)
Posted by: JQ at October 12, 2025 03:32 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 12, 2025 03:51 AM (yF8Zh)
Posted by: m at October 12, 2025 04:01 AM (aURVT)
May all effort put forth by you always result in maximal benefit to you, with like heartburn for the leftwit fungi that befoul us.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at October 12, 2025 04:19 AM (vFbHf)
Home, like every other Saturday night.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 11, 2025 10
Wish I could make it, have wanted to since the first. This yr I had detached retina surgery a week ago and the recovery is 6 wks.
Wish I could be there. I'm hoping Ben Had will still do this wonderful thing for Morons next yr.
Posted by: Farmer at October 12, 2025 04:32 AM (55Qr6)
Processing 0.07, elapsed 0.0678 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0156 seconds, 383 records returned.
Page size 185 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)