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Geronimo Open Thread

Posted by: Ace at 02:30 PM




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1 FIRST AS IS THE BLADE OF FIRSTS

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2025 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 13, 2025 02:31 PM (eB6bb)

3 FIRST

https://tinyurl.com/4e4dmyfz

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 13, 2025 02:31 PM (6PCLE)

4 Ok, not firt but in the top 3.

Please watch and spread this video to tick off Dims. They won't be able to handle the truth.

A Moron posted a week or so ago and I think it needs to be seen. Otherwise you can find me in my gardens today.

https://tinyurl.com/4e4dmyfz

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 13, 2025 02:33 PM (6PCLE)

5 Ace is getting off on Columbus Day?

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 02:33 PM (krQz2)

6 Firt? A new number? I type too fast and tarded.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 13, 2025 02:33 PM (6PCLE)

7 I got one of those "smoker kits" for whiskey. It works! I wouldn't use it on expensive shit, but for middle-of-the-road booze it adds a subtle extra flavor and complexity. Fun to do, too. You get to play with fire!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2025 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

8 Ace is getting off on Columbus Day?
Posted by: Axeman


PHRASING~!
( are we still doing phrasing? )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2025 02:34 PM (mlg/3)

9 And he ain't gonna jump no more!

Gory gory what a helluva way to die

Posted by: Zim zam goddamn we're airborne infantry at October 13, 2025 02:34 PM (TbWk/)

10 The satire account Titania McGrath posted on X that she had been out protesting the ceasefire all day, they are demanding a resumption of hostilities and a peace from anybody but Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 02:34 PM (krQz2)

11 Columbus Italian Dry Salami on Ritz crackers with a slice of cheddar.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 02:35 PM (v0R5T)

12 *pulls up the cuck chair*
How.

Posted by: John Thune, Leader of the paleface invader powwow at October 13, 2025 02:36 PM (gKWVE)

13 What's going on? That airplane looks perfectly fine.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 02:37 PM (v0R5T)

14 That's a low elevation drop. I've done some parachute jumps for fun at skydive centers. Last time I jumped it was from over two miles.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2025 02:39 PM (iFTx/)

15 Ace is getting off on Columbus Day?
Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 02:33 PM (krQz2)
_____

If the prostitutes arrive on time ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2025 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

16 That's a low elevation drop. I've done some parachute jumps for fun at skydive centers. Last time I jumped it was from over two miles.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2025 02:39 PM


That ain't a joyride.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 13, 2025 02:40 PM (Wnv9h)

17 The satire account Titania McGrath posted on X that she had been out protesting the ceasefire all day, they are demanding a resumption of hostilities and a peace from anybody but Trump.

Titania does a great job of channeling her inner #Woketard, every. time.

Posted by: kalllisto at October 13, 2025 02:41 PM (dCxaZ)

18 Feet Together! Knees Bent! Don't Forget To Roll!
(I still hear it in my sleep... I'm freakin 70.)

Posted by: ed in texas at October 13, 2025 02:41 PM (aRhta)

19 Me!

Posted by: Geronimo Jumping from a plane at October 13, 2025 02:42 PM (jc0TO)

20 I've been waiting for this thread for a long time...

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at October 13, 2025 02:42 PM (Vsoyo)

21 I'm surprised the man behind the Titiania McGrath acct hasn't been arrested by the British police yet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2025 02:43 PM (7RYym)

22 Coup happening in Madagascar. I guess the lion figured out he eats lemurs.

Penguins, unavailable for comment.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2025 02:43 PM (8Pc4u)

23
C-130 goin down the strip
Airborne daddy on a one way trip.
Stand up, hookup shuffle to the door,
jump right out and count to four.
If my main don’t open wide,
I’m gonna splatter on the countryside.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 13, 2025 02:43 PM (0sNs1)

24 Feet Together! Knees Bent! Don't Forget To Roll!
(I still hear it in my sleep... I'm freakin 70.)
Posted by: ed in texas at October 13, 2025 02:41 PM


Some things you just don't forget.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 13, 2025 02:44 PM (Wnv9h)

25 What's even worse than Thanksgiving in October is having it on a Monday. Come on, Canada.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 13, 2025 02:44 PM (CNl8/)

26 Titania does a great job of channeling her inner #Woketard, every. time.
Posted by: kalllisto


Full disclosure: I was unaware that it was a parody at first.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 13, 2025 02:44 PM (7xrfc)

27 Probably mistaken, but I think Ace is barely even phoning it in today.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 13, 2025 02:44 PM (/lPRQ)

28 Coup happening in Madagascar. I guess the lion figured out he eats lemurs.

Penguins, unavailable for comment.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2025 02:43 PM


Smile and wave, boys, smile and wave...

Posted by: Skipper at October 13, 2025 02:44 PM (Wnv9h)

29 Macron to Trump: This is what it feels like when my wife's big fat cock is up my arsehole.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2025 02:45 PM (8Pc4u)

30 Democrat running for New Mexico school board caught on camera saying "We don't want MAGA f*ggots"

-
The party of hate and violence.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 02:45 PM (L/fGl)

31 Penguins, unavailable for comment.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2025 02:43 PM


We let our mephitic projectile poops do our talking for us.

Posted by: Penguins of the World at October 13, 2025 02:45 PM (KvPXS)

32 Sitting on our rental's patio, I just watched multiple schools of sardines get ravaged by a few sandshark/dogfish-looking buggers. It was a feeding frenzy, for real. Lasted about 3 minutes.Fucking brutal. Now the water is glassy again.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 13, 2025 02:45 PM (p14Iq)

33 Both my daughters went skydiving a couple of weeks ago. For fun.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 02:47 PM (L/fGl)

34 https://is.gd/Ke1kzt

Posted by: commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 13, 2025 02:47 PM (HTa/G)

35 Feet Together! Knees Bent! Don't Forget To Roll!
(I still hear it in my sleep... I'm freakin 70.)
Posted by: ed in texas at October 13, 2025 02:41 PM

Some things you just don't forget.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Always feet together. There is a reason it is first....
Forget just one time and you will come down on a fence, wall, or tree branch.

Ow! My Balls!

Feet together? Hardly an inconvenience.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 13, 2025 02:47 PM (/lPRQ)

36 We let our mephitic projectile poops do our talking for us.
Posted by: Penguins of the World

Our poop is not mephitic.
Quack.

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at October 13, 2025 02:50 PM (UjdFS)

37 AW that is something I always wanted to do , especially in my 20s but never did. One was money because I want to do free fall no help not tandem.
One of those things should have a be damned about cost.

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2025 02:50 PM (XxF3T)

38 Democrat running for New Mexico school board caught on camera saying "We don't want MAGA f*ggots"

*sniffs armpit*

Posted by: a badger at October 13, 2025 02:50 PM (gKWVE)

39 Hillary Clinton - "Listen people! Eight or nine more developments like this and the Jews here in America might actually consider NOT donating and NOT voting Democrat! This might mean we need to manufacture, sorry, find more votes in future elections!"

Gavin Newsome - "Nonsense, everyone knows that any demographic that votes democrat for two elections in a row HAS to vote democrat for eternity! Hell, next thing you are going to say is African Americans might not vote for us despite the fact we have not done a DAMN thing for them in the last fifty years!"

Kamala Harris - "We must never forget, that down the history of time, that time is really quite profound, and that the mysteries of the universe are universal ... AND Mysterious!"

Barack Obama - "Let's talk about me!"

Hunter Biden - "Dad, Xi check bounced!"

Posted by: JB1000 at October 13, 2025 02:50 PM (JSu2X)

40 I seem to recall that in Jump School we jumped from either 800 or 1000 feet. I remember that there would be barely enough time to deploy the reserve chute if you had a malfunction.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 13, 2025 02:51 PM (Qhx62)

41 I think doing the opposite, getting skyhooked would be more exciting.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 13, 2025 02:51 PM (3uBP9)

42 Full disclosure: I was unaware that it was a parody at first.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 13, 2025 02:44 PM (7xrfc)


Andrew Doyle: Troll Master.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2025 02:53 PM (rbvCR)

43 Democrat running for New Mexico school board caught on camera saying "We don't want MAGA f*ggots"

-
The party of hate and violence.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 02:45 PM (L/fGl)
________

This dumpy bitch can't even say "MAGA" correctly

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2025 02:54 PM (iFTx/)

44 Speaking of feet and knees together the PLF was so drilled in to me that even 40 years later if I trip I do an automatic PLF and haven't gotten hurt yet.


Yet. I'm sure I just jinxed myself. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 13, 2025 02:54 PM (P6w20)

45 I think doing the opposite, getting skyhooked would be more exciting.
Posted by: banana Dream


As long as the chopper pilot knows exactly how tall the tallest tree is and how long the sling is...

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2025 02:54 PM (3sX9I)

46 >>> Democrat running for New Mexico school board caught on camera saying "We don't want MAGA f*ggots"


Did anyone point out that he is in the wrong party or just let him get a big surprise?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 13, 2025 02:54 PM (/lPRQ)

47 Every Democrat should just drop Democrat and become Marxist

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2025 02:54 PM (XxF3T)

48 If Geronimo was a skydiver, would he yell "ME" when exiting the plane?

Posted by: Injun Lore at October 13, 2025 02:55 PM (oftw2)

49 AW that is something I always wanted to do , especially in my 20s but never did. One was money because I want to do free fall no help not tandem.
One of those things should have a be damned about cost.
Posted by: Skip


HAHO & HALO.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2025 02:55 PM (3sX9I)

50 So much for those multi colored signs No H8 here

Oh they love to H8

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2025 02:56 PM (XxF3T)

51 If Geronimo was a skydiver, would he yell "ME" when exiting the plane?

Didn't they use that in a ZAZ movie gag?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 02:56 PM (dfIr7)

52 "Russian Offensive Campaign Assessment, October 12, 2025" by "The Institute for the Study of War."

https://tinyurl.com/yrrs3d7h

Cripes.

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 02:56 PM (l5BXk)

53 PLF anyone??

Posted by: YosemiteSatchmo at October 13, 2025 02:58 PM (dlO9y)

54 Russian paratroopers back in the 30s would crawl out on the wing before jumping. Not sure why they did that way. Must've been some reason.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 13, 2025 02:59 PM (XvL8K)

55 I seem to recall that in Jump School we jumped from either 800 or 1000 feet. I remember that there would be barely enough time to deploy the reserve chute if you had a malfunction.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 13, 2025 02:51 PM (Qhx62)

Wi Tu Low

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2025 03:00 PM (NtVYv)

56 Ace is getting off on Columbus Day?
Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 02:33 PM (krQz2)
_____

If the prostitutes arrive on time ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2025 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

Or the new issue of Hot Home Shelving comes in the mail.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 03:00 PM (i24o9)

57 So there is some wild stuff going on w/ the markets;

This big crypto crash (~20x the size of the spring 2020 one) seems to have gone nuclear on account of some fundamental bugs (read: something Indian happened, dot-not-feather) in exchange setup. The first thought of many was that this was a deliberate attack of dumping assets, using insider info on who had what positions on margin, and how much, in order to kick off a chain reaction of liquidations... but now it's not clear if this was a deliberate attack, or just whales fucking with the exchanges and it got way out of hand.

At the same time we have the crazy shit going on with precious metals and people are questioning whether the western COMEX/LBMA house of cards is going to survive this one. Other commodities exchanges are about, well, trading commodities. The western ones are primarily about financial fuckery.

I don't think Trump is capable of the structural reforms needed, it's too late. In the long run even in a vacuum the western fiat bullshit is all doomed - the Chinese have their own self-inflicted issues, though who eats it first here matters - so the paper metals stuff is guaranteed to implode at some point.

Posted by: heya at October 13, 2025 03:00 PM (OfsDL)

58 48 If Geronimo was a skydiver, would he yell "ME" when exiting the plane?
Posted by: Injun Lore at October 13, 2025 02:55 PM (oftw2)

Now that's something qdpsteve would say

Posted by: browndog head cocked to the side at October 13, 2025 03:01 PM (3sXRv)

59 At my parents, but my sister has them somewhere and waiting for them to get back. She texted she will need help getting my dad back inside

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2025 03:02 PM (XxF3T)

60 I don't think Trump is capable of the structural reforms needed, it's too late. In the long run even in a vacuum the western fiat bullshit is all doomed - the Chinese have their own self-inflicted issues, though who eats it first here matters - so the paper metals stuff is guaranteed to implode at some point.
Posted by: heya at October 13, 2025 03:00 PM (OfsDL)

Buy DOGE coin

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2025 03:02 PM (NtVYv)

61 We let our mephitic projectile poops do our talking for us.
Posted by: Penguins of the World

Our poop is not mephitic.
Quack.
Posted by: Ducks for Trump at October 13, 2025 02:50 PM (UjdFS)
---
But male ducks are total rapists.

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 03:02 PM (krQz2)

62 Didn't they use that in a ZAZ movie gag?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 02:56 PM (dfIr7)

https://tinyurl.com/4kywbdjz

Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2025 03:02 PM (xhaoi)

63 Never skydove before but that landing seemed sub-optimal to me.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 13, 2025 03:03 PM (XV/Pl)

64 😬😱

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at October 13, 2025 03:03 PM (NFX2v)

65 Lest I forget, Happy Birthday US Navy!
Fair winds and following seas.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2025 03:03 PM (2WIwB)

66 Airborne was a bit too much for me to sign up for when I enlisted, but I thought it would be cool. I went Artillery and they offered me Air Assault (is that still a thing?) when it was re-up time. I again declined. Got out after 3 years in Germany. Still kinda wish I'd done one or the other.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 13, 2025 03:03 PM (p14Iq)

67 60 Short gpCoin and gpNFTs.

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 03:03 PM (l5BXk)

68 If Geronimo was a skydiver, would he yell "ME" when exiting the plane?

Didn't they use that in a ZAZ movie gag?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 02:56 PM (dfIr7)
---
Or Hotshots (Pat Proft, a spinoff of ZAZ)

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 03:04 PM (krQz2)

69 "I think doing the opposite, getting skyhooked would be more exciting.
Posted by: banana Dream "

My dad flew C-130s in Vietnam and did that. Before that he snagged spy satellites floating back down on parachutes.

Posted by: fd at October 13, 2025 03:04 PM (vFG9F)

70 Geronimo, For G-d and Country, Geronimo EKIA.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 13, 2025 03:05 PM (XV/Pl)

71 The way I heard it was

if my chute don't open wide
I'm in for one hell of a ride

Posted by: Don Black. Message: diggity dank at October 13, 2025 03:05 PM (AOsQT)

72 25 What's even worse than Thanksgiving in October is having it on a Monday. Come on, Canada.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 13, 2025 02:44 PM (CNl8/)

+++++

LOL. I once had a Canadian doctor who would complain that he had a hard time finding a turkey here in the U.S. for celebrating their Thanksgiving in October.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 13, 2025 03:06 PM (KNuWG)

73 But male ducks are total rapists.
Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 03:02 PM


But we're not necrophiliacs like those polymorphically perverse penguins.

Posted by: Drakes of the World at October 13, 2025 03:07 PM (0sNs1)

74 40 I seem to recall that in Jump School we jumped from either 800 or 1000 feet. I remember that there would be barely enough time to deploy the reserve chute if you had a malfunction.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 13, 2025 02:51 PM (Qhx62)

I think we usually were at 1200 in the 90s. Hence the "joke" that you had eight to ten seconds or the rest of your life, whichever is shorter, to take corrective action in the event of mishap.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 13, 2025 03:07 PM (z5QST)

75 What did happen to the Clovis?

Was it like Serenity, where they all just laid down and died? Because I've been assured by experts that the Tribes who came after were mostly peaceful.

Posted by: Huitzilopochtli at October 13, 2025 03:07 PM (ciYHQ)

76 Penguins are pretty much up for anything.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 13, 2025 03:07 PM (XV/Pl)

77 President Trump got his Covid 19 booster yesterday.

Geronimo !









President Trump received his Covid19 booster yesterday.

Geronimo !

Also said Pam Bondi should DO SOMETHING once again.






Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 13, 2025 03:08 PM (abIsI)

78 wtf?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 13, 2025 03:09 PM (abIsI)

79 Wow... so Hamas released 20 Live Hostages...

ALL MALE. All Female hostages are dead...

Gee.... wonder why...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2025 03:10 PM (mP0Kj)

80 77 President Trump got his Covid 19 booster yesterday.

Geronimo !


+++++

Both frightening and very disappointing.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 13, 2025 03:10 PM (KNuWG)

81 At the same time we have the crazy shit going on with precious metals and people are questioning whether the western COMEX/LBMA house of cards is going to survive this one. Other commodities exchanges are about, well, trading commodities. The western ones are primarily about financial fuckery.

Financial f*ckery??? When there's at least 10,000 times the amount of 'paper' silver that's been sold vs. physical silver in the vaults? When over the weekend 130% of an entire year's worth of silver production was sold in attempt to break silver's rise about $50/oz?

Nay, Sir, we shall not hear these spurious allegations! Good day!!

Posted by: COMEX at October 13, 2025 03:11 PM (0sNs1)

82 little Twitter humor re Mr FAFO's demise

https://tinyurl.com/mun8j5sp

Posted by: Fen at October 13, 2025 03:11 PM (ciYHQ)

83 "Penguins are pretty much up for anything."

They'd even fly, if they could fly. They are that bold!

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 03:11 PM (l5BXk)

84 Everyone's crystal ball predicting the future is cracked.

In general, people would rather have false certainty of things that might not come to be instead of dealing with the day to day uncertainty that not knowing what the future will bring.

The true answer is nobody knows. In teh 70's we were to die soon from a frozen wasteland, by the 90's, we would burn to death by globull warming. We were assured of nuclear destruction anytime a Republican was in the White House and that electing a Dem would cause the Earth to heal.
Ironically, just before WWI started, we were assured that trade between nations guaranteed that there would be no more general wars and Chamberlain waved a sheet of paper claiming Peace is at Hand.

Live life, don't worry about what you cannot stop nor influence, and let the Lord do the worrying for all of us.

Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 03:11 PM (WDjG6)

85
I am hoping for a cat thread.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2025 03:11 PM (oKXMA)

86 "President Trump got his Covid 19 booster yesterday."

Which brand of shot did he choose?

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 03:12 PM (l5BXk)

87 Financial f*ckery??? When there's at least 10,000 times the amount of 'paper' silver that's been sold vs. physical silver in the vaults? When over the weekend 130% of an entire year's worth of silver production was sold in attempt to break silver's rise about $50/oz?

Nay, Sir, we shall not hear these spurious allegations! Good day!!
Posted by: COMEX
=======
Panicked and greedy people are always easy marks for con men.

Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 03:12 PM (WDjG6)

88 "Buy DOGE coin
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2025 03:02 PM (NtVYv)"

If you want to speculate with some cash, sure, whatever

Crypto is fundamentally unworkable; if you don't hold the keys (ie it's on an exchange), it's not yours. If you DO hold the keys, you need them on an airgapped device (note the spectacular recent wallet firmware attacks, which most aren't aware of), or even in physical dumb hardcopy.... but when you need to TRANSACT, you must either engage with an unsecure system or transmit over one. I can't lose my physical held assets to someone snagging them remotely due to a firmware exploit, nor can I really lose them due to simply forgetting a password or a government declaring my specific assets contraband by proclamation. ACH/wire fuckups and thefts can be fixed; crypto transactions generally cannot.

The way around this is the same as conducting international trade in things like gold used to be done; a network of trusted institutions and paper pushing, which is exactly what the crypto crowd DOESN'T want... and yet that still leaves the underlying coins vulnerable to government controls and tech traps that would never affect gold

Posted by: heya at October 13, 2025 03:12 PM (OfsDL)

89 President Trump got his Covid 19 booster yesterday.

Yeah the left spent the entire day crowing about it on Twixxer. Its one of his worst blind spots.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 03:12 PM (dfIr7)

90 There is only one Geronimo.

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2025 03:13 PM (77rzZ)

91 Both frightening and very disappointing.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 13, 2025 03:10 PM (KNuWG)
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Thunderbolts and lightning.

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 03:13 PM (krQz2)

92 FWIW, for anyone going to the Tezas MoMe this weekend, the Hampton Inn in Corsicana still has a couple of rooms available! Since we prefer that hotel, I just cancelled our room at the Comfort Inn Corsicana East, so there may be a room available there as well

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at October 13, 2025 03:14 PM (SRRAx)

93 "I am hoping for a cat thread."

Make it so.

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 03:14 PM (l5BXk)

94 OT: Saw The Smashing Machine, it's really good, I liked it a lot.

I think the way forward for The Rock is in heavy prosthetics and makeup.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 13, 2025 03:14 PM (XV/Pl)

95 1200 ft. was the standard drop altitude. 600 ft. for LALO (Low Altitude Low Opening).

You didn't carry a reserve chute for LALO, because there would be no time to deploy it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 13, 2025 03:14 PM (0sNs1)

96 >>Both frightening and very disappointing.
Posted by: washrivergal

I'm hoping it was one of those fake saline shots.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 13, 2025 03:14 PM (abIsI)

97 Happy Indignant People’s day, for those that celebrate.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 13, 2025 03:14 PM (3uBP9)

98 "Live life, don't worry about what you cannot stop nor influence, and let the Lord do the worrying for all of us.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 03:11 PM (WDjG6)"

Nah, that's how we get into these kinds of messes.

Posted by: heya at October 13, 2025 03:15 PM (OfsDL)

99 Sad part is if President Trump got the Fake Covid booser thete ate still professional medical people pushing that garbage

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2025 03:15 PM (XxF3T)

100 I think we usually were at 1200 in the 90s. Hence the "joke" that you had eight to ten seconds or the rest of your life, whichever is shorter, to take corrective action in the event of mishap.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 13, 2025 03:07 PM (z5QST)



Reminds me of one of the malfunction 'drills' the Black Hats warned of where if you were a 'hung jumper' - meaning your static line had snagged and you were dragged along the side of the plane in it's slipstream - they would foam the runway so when the plane landed the hung jumper would be cushioned by the foam on landing. The 'Hats' said that once the plane stopped you would unhook your harness, run smartly to the front of the plane and salute the pilots while sounding off with a loud and hearty Airborne!


Much fun. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 13, 2025 03:15 PM (P6w20)

101 Happy Indignant People’s day, for those that celebrate.
Posted by: banana Dream

I can't wait for the airing of grievances in Ojibwa.

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2025 03:16 PM (77rzZ)

102 96 >>Both frightening and very disappointing.
Posted by: washrivergal

I'm hoping it was one of those fake saline shots.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 13, 2025 03:14 PM (abIsI)

++++

Then that makes no sense. Why would he opt for a placebo and pretend to the world that it was a COVID-19 shot, as if it is safe and effective.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 13, 2025 03:17 PM (KNuWG)

103 T-10 @ 500 ft will get your senses tingling. Thank God for the T-11.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2025 03:17 PM (LWgbM)

104 I think we usually were at 1200 in the 90s. Hence the "joke" that you had eight to ten seconds or the rest of your life, whichever is shorter, to take corrective action in the event of mishap.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 13, 2025 03:07 PM (z5QST)

way back in college days, a few misguided souls decided it would be fun to go skydive.

So off we went, hungover, but enthusiastic. Learned the basics of a static line jump, and into the little Cessna we went. I got the passenger's seat ... which meant: First Out.

On take off, the plane executed a hard roll to the right and the passenger door flew up to the wing ... exposing me to mother earth. I instinctively grabbed the pilots leg like a raptor catching it's prey. He not so gently removed my hand and said: "what's your problem, you've got a chute on".

Time came to jump: 4,000 feet. Out onto the strut I stepped .. got the slap on the ass to jump ... and away I fell.

(cont.)

Posted by: browndog head cocked to the side at October 13, 2025 03:17 PM (3sXRv)

105 >>Happy Indignant People’s day, for those that celebrate.
Posted by: banana Dream


Is this the day the First Peoples look down at us for taking their sacred lands and women?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 13, 2025 03:18 PM (abIsI)

106 "ALL MALE. All Female hostages are dead"

...@#^$!

Hamas needs to exterminated.

Grok: "Estimates put Hamas's military wing (Izz ad-Din al-Qassam Brigades) at 20,000–40,000 active members, nearly all Palestinian recruits from Gaza and the West Bank."

The Palestinian people too. They teach their children to literally gang rape women to death. It's not genocide to put a pack of rabid dogs down.

Posted by: Fen at October 13, 2025 03:18 PM (ciYHQ)

107 Dayum

Gold $4120.50
Silver $52.49

Grrrrrr

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2025 03:19 PM (3sX9I)

108 30 Democrat running for New Mexico school board caught on camera saying "We don't want MAGA f*ggots"

-
The party of hate and violence.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 02:45 PM (L/fGl)

But they sure do love their homosexuals when they're grooming and fucking kids. Go figure.

Posted by: They aren't just wrong, they're evil at October 13, 2025 03:19 PM (TbWk/)

109 Democrat running for New Mexico school board caught on camera saying "We don't want MAGA f*ggots"

I was assured by Democrats that gays are both stunning and brave, and that "faggot" is a worse insult than the N-word.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2025 03:19 PM (3ha+O)

110 22 Coup happening in Madagascar. I guess the lion figured out he eats lemurs.

Penguins, unavailable for comment.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2025 02:43 PM (8Pc4u)

----------------------------

If there's a coup, you'd better believe the penguins are in the thick of it.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 13, 2025 03:19 PM (OGOaV)

111 Proud prop-blasted alumni of the 2-504th Parachute Infantry Regiment. AATW RLTW

Posted by: Assassin6 at October 13, 2025 03:20 PM (CiniQ)

112 "107 Dayum

Gold $4120.50
Silver $52.49

Grrrrrr
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2025 03:19 PM (3sX9I)"

you spelled "gooooo!" wrong

Posted by: heya at October 13, 2025 03:20 PM (OfsDL)

113 President Trump got his Covid 19 booster yesterday.

Yeah the left spent the entire day crowing about it on Twixxer. Its one of his worst blind spots.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 03:12 PM (dfIr7)
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They played the Alinsky game with it and were totally oblivious to sanity.

1. We should follow step -- ignoring this defies the characterization that MAGA is too lock-step and "worships" Trump.

2. Better yet, we should denounce him--apparently, because he did something many of us wouldn't have. Despite that none of us were made to get it. Somehow he "betrayed" his base.

But, Trump has always seen Operation Warpspeed as a success. He stopped mentioning it at his rallies because his base largely does not feel the same way.

But the thing I found the funniest is that.

1. It says he's in excellent health and that CAN'T be true.
2. He says he took some immunizations -- and despite the possibility that this is "also a lie" is something to argue about and play the Denounce game over.

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 03:20 PM (krQz2)

114 Did anyone else know that the Cherokee tribe came down from Canada and controlled all Southern territory through absolute conquest? Why do they get a pass?

Posted by: CA Token at October 13, 2025 03:21 PM (AAyv9)

115 you spelled "gooooo!" wrong
Posted by: heya


Only if I'd have bought more. 😢

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2025 03:22 PM (3sX9I)

116 No gloves

Posted by: epador at October 13, 2025 03:22 PM (mYkSi)

117 a faggot is a bundle of kindling, or a kind of meatball
----

faggot (plural faggots)

(chiefly UK, Ireland, collective) A bundle of sticks or brushwood intended to be used for fuel tied together for carrying. (Some sources specify that a faggot is tied with two bands or withes, whereas a bavin is tied with just one.)

(obsolete) Burdensome baggage.
A bundle of pieces of iron or steel cut off into suitable lengths for welding.
(rare, dated in US) A burning or smouldering piece of firewood.
(chiefly UK, Ireland) A meatball made with offcuts and offal, especially pork.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: diggity dank at October 13, 2025 03:23 PM (AOsQT)

118 >> Proud prop-blasted alumni of the 2-504th Parachute Infantry Regiment. AATW RLTW

Strike Hold.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2025 03:23 PM (LWgbM)

119 Sure seemed like a peaceful ride, but the ground comes up very quickly at the end.

Posted by: t-bird at October 13, 2025 03:23 PM (MQmdM)

120 Sad part is if President Trump got the Fake Covid booser thete ate still professional medical people pushing that garbage

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2025 03:15 PM (XxF3T)
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I said in an earlier thread that despite the last two years not being like it, the visit to the doctor's office this morning was like preparation for a repeat of 2020/2021.

They asked me if I had been out of state in the past month!

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 03:23 PM (krQz2)

121 Did anyone else know that the Cherokee tribe came down from Canada and controlled all Southern territory through absolute conquest? Why do they get a pass?
Posted by: CA Token

Because US Southerners don't want to admit that they were conquered by Canadians.

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2025 03:23 PM (77rzZ)

122 "Russian paratroopers back in the 30s would crawl out on the wing before jumping"

On the wing? I would be terrified by that point. Never did jump school (Marine Corps does get slots) but I always assumed first jump needed a quick routine to keep you from balking at the door? If I had to crawl out on the wing you would need pliers to pull my fingers off the frame once we landed.

Posted by: Fen at October 13, 2025 03:24 PM (ciYHQ)

123 I think Thanksgiving in October would be glorious. The end of November is pretty dreary in the landscape, but Thanksgiving amid the Fall foliage must be amazing! I love that our Thanksgiving heralds the start of the Christmas season, but I won't knock the icebacks for their decision to have theirs in the most beautiful month!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 13, 2025 03:24 PM (Vvh2V)

124 I wouldn't get too crazy about gold prices, they are up but they have also crashed in the past.

I wouldn't get any now, but when it was trading at 1500, I'd buy some.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 13, 2025 03:24 PM (XV/Pl)

125 Live life, don't worry about what you cannot stop nor influence, and let the Lord do the worrying for all of us.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 03:11 PM (WDjG6)

Life is empty, meaningless, and frequently shitty except for a very small number of lucky human beings for whom things seem to get handed on a silver platter. But you can a) come to terms with it and find ways to scratch out moments of happiness or meaning in an otherwise pointless existence, b) resign yourself to it and slowly disintegrate and disappear, or c) make up apocalyptic bullshit to occupy your time as you run out life's clock.

Posted by: The options as I see them at October 13, 2025 03:24 PM (TbWk/)

126 113 President Trump got his Covid 19 booster yesterday.
Yeah the left spent the entire day crowing about it on Twixxer. Its one of his worst blind spots.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2025 03:12 PM (dfIr7)

They played the Alinsky game with it and were totally oblivious to sanity.

1. We should follow step -- ignoring this defies the characterization that MAGA is too lock-step and "worships" Trump.

2. Better yet, we should denounce him--apparently, because he did something many of us wouldn't have. Despite that none of us were made to get it. Somehow he "betrayed" his base.

But, Trump has always seen Operation Warpspeed as a success. He stopped mentioning it at his rallies because his base largely does not feel the same way.

But the thing I found the funniest is that.

1. It says he's in excellent health and that CAN'T be true.
2. He says he took some immunizations -- and despite the possibility that this is "also a lie" is something to argue about and play the Denounce game over.
Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 03:20 PM (krQz2)

Meh. The man is 79 years old. He probably got a flu shot as well. I never took the COVID shot, and I don't care about this.

Posted by: Darrell Harris - Je Suis Charlie at October 13, 2025 03:25 PM (0CU3H)

127 99 Sad part is if President Trump got the Fake Covid booser thete ate still professional medical people pushing that garbage
Posted by: Skip
======
There is a traditional Covid vaxx now. Novavax.

Works (or not) about as well as a flu shot but not an mRNA or DNA messenger vaxx.

Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 03:25 PM (WDjG6)

128 (part 2)

I don't remember anything until the chute opened, and then I panicked, and started grabbing at the webbing girdling my waist and legs. As soon as I calmed down enough to take in the beautiful fall scenery over the Adirondacks, the descent was over.

Once on the ground, the instructors said there was still enough daylight for one more jump for whoever wanted to. Of course I raised my hand ...

Up we went to 4,000 feet ... out onto the strut ... this time I waved bye bye to the instructor ... went into a beautiful arch and counted: one one thousand ... two one thousand ... OH MY FUCKING GOD THE CHUTES NOT OPENING !!!

I clawed at the reserve, and missed the handle for the reserve chute each time (thank god) ... only to feel the jerk of the main opening.

The fact that I passed out on the first jump, distorted my awareness of the time it took to fall away and have the main open.

Great timesv ... but never again.

Posted by: browndog head cocked to the side at October 13, 2025 03:25 PM (3sXRv)

129 "114 Did anyone else know that the Cherokee tribe came down from Canada and controlled all Southern territory through absolute conquest? Why do they get a pass?
Posted by: CA Token at October 13, 2025 03:21 PM (AAyv9)"

We are literally generations into hidebound archeologists and delusional native groups trying to enforce nonsensical orthodoxies re: the history of North America.

Well, geologists also, can't ignore the plastering from that comet about 13k years ago.

50 years from now if we still have a functioning civilization they're going to laugh at current mainstream history the way we laughed at Victorians trying to piece together dino bones into fantastical monsters. There is so much cool stuff we could learn and I'm really disappointed with all of these academic twats.

Posted by: heya at October 13, 2025 03:26 PM (OfsDL)

130 Gold $4120.50
Silver $52.49


In before the Reichsmark!

Posted by: t-bird at October 13, 2025 03:26 PM (MQmdM)

131 Not the most well-executed PLF I've ever seen...

Posted by: ballistic at October 13, 2025 03:26 PM (5aZAZ)

132 Federal agents arrested a Chicago rioter for allegedly carrying a loaded firearm with “multiple rounds of ammunition” during protests outside an Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) facility in Broadview, Illinois, last month.

The DHS said the man, Elias Cepeda, was arrested at the scene on Sept. 26, and the weapon was confiscated. Cepeda, identified by the DHS as a journalist and “college professor at the University of Illinois,” is suspected of having ties to Antifa, the department said.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 13, 2025 03:27 PM (abIsI)

133 "Did you jump?"
"A little."

Posted by: Just the punchline at October 13, 2025 03:27 PM (TbWk/)

134 "Only if I'd have bought more."

If I jumped in here at $4100/oz, it would crash to $2700 very next day. I'm lucky that way.

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 03:27 PM (l5BXk)

135

On the wing? I would be terrified by that point. Never did jump school (Marine Corps does get slots) but I always assumed first jump needed a quick routine to keep you from balking at the door? If I had to crawl out on the wing you would need pliers to pull my fingers off the frame once we landed.

Posted by: Fen

This is why the Army has Air Defense Artillery. Either get out now, or those cray cray troops will sort your ashes out on the ground.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 13, 2025 03:27 PM (QVmho)

136 I jumped out an airplane on my 40th birthday.

30 second free fall on a tandem jump. In Lost Prarie Montana. Beautiful day.

Don’t need to do it again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 13, 2025 03:27 PM (W2Pud)

137 Posted by: The options as I see them at October 13, 2025 03:24 PM (TbWk/)

I haven't had things handed to me on a silver platter and I am happy. I believe in God and I don't know what apocalyptic bullshit is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2025 03:27 PM (7RYym)

138 how come Indians never flip out using a bow to attach people ?

Posted by: dreamingrobot at October 13, 2025 03:27 PM (EyfuW)

139 I’m a bit biased but the C-130 is too beautiful to jump out of.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 13, 2025 03:28 PM (3uBP9)

140 (chiefly UK, Ireland) A meatball made with offcuts and offal, especially pork.

There are UK TV ads on YouTube for "frozen faggots" and the like, which of course is now hilarious.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2025 03:28 PM (Fp5al)

141 Leader John Thune@LeaderJohnThune

Today we celebrate Native American Day. I’m proud to join South Dakotans in honoring the heritage and contributions of the Lakota, Dakota, and Nakota people.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2025 03:28 PM (TGPs7)

142 If I had to crawl out on the wing you would need pliers to pull my fingers off the frame once we landed.

Not if you saw the pilot jump, too.

Posted by: Leslie Nielsen at October 13, 2025 03:28 PM (MQmdM)

143 Meh. The man is 79 years old. He probably got a flu shot as well. I never took the COVID shot, and I don't care about this.
Posted by: Darrell Harris - Je Suis Charlie at October 13, 2025 03:25 PM (0CU3H)
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I know. But the posters were sure that Trump's health could not be as good as the document says it is. Thus, the scenario is the document lies. But the shots are TRUE enough to leverage into an attempt to own MAGA.

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 03:29 PM (krQz2)

144 139 I’m a bit biased but the C-130 is too beautiful to jump out of.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 13, 2025 03:28 PM (3uBP9)

I'm not jumping out of any plane that isn't shot up with AA and on fire.

Posted by: And maybe not even then at October 13, 2025 03:29 PM (TbWk/)

145 This morning was trying to figure out female and males by name but only figured out a few

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2025 03:29 PM (XxF3T)

146 >the Cherokee tribe came down from Canada and controlled all Southern territory through absolute conquest? Why do they get a pass?
----

because of the song
Paul Revere And The Raiders
https://youtu.be/6v3Ornuxxq0

Posted by: Don Black. Message: diggity dank at October 13, 2025 03:30 PM (AOsQT)

147 Life is empty, meaningless, and frequently shitty except for a very small number of lucky human beings for whom things seem to get handed on a silver platter. But you can a) come to terms with it and find ways to scratch out moments of happiness or meaning in an otherwise pointless existence, b) resign yourself to it and slowly disintegrate and disappear, or c) make up apocalyptic bullshit to occupy your time as you run out life's clock.
Posted by: The options as I see them
========
Find Christ is my rejoinder. You can find miracles every day if you look as well as good people doing good things. A true smile, a friendly wave, a good deed done not for salutes but because it gives other people pleasure are all around you if you look.

It is a fallen world but one can find truth, beauty, logic because the Creator made this world and the perversions, evil, and ugly come from Stan who wanted to mar the Creator's world and humanity.

Think of Stan as an art critic that can do nothing other than sneer, deprecate, and pervert but not create anything wholesome, true, or beauteous.

Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 03:30 PM (WDjG6)

148 "If I had to crawl out on the wing ..."

I'd do those chubby-cheek face inflations like OG Rocket Sled Guy did, and take selfies of it.

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 03:30 PM (l5BXk)

149 >>> As long as the chopper pilot knows exactly how tall the tallest tree is and how long the sling is...
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2025 02:54 PM (3sX9I)


No I mean the covert C-130 extraction method.
YOINK!

Posted by: banana Dream at October 13, 2025 03:31 PM (3uBP9)

150
Not the most well-executed PLF I've ever seen...
Posted by: ballistic

One of fondest memories was 'training' a dirtbag PV2 over a three day weekend how to get out of bed, get dressed, and make it outside to formation in seven minutes. Until he could be in formation, with a very generous passing grade of 'in uniform with his hair combed, boots tied, and pants bloused'. He would get to do PLF jumps out of the day room window and sprint for the formation spot he assigned to.

Damn that was a fun weekend. SGT Bif was a relentless mean bastard.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 13, 2025 03:31 PM (QVmho)

151 Russians jumping from the wing:

https://tinyurl.com/u5nfk3xt

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 13, 2025 03:31 PM (XvL8K)

152 Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 03:30 PM (WDjG6

Thanks. Very nice post!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2025 03:32 PM (7RYym)

153 Had transportation rides in C-130 a couple times, way more fun than a airliner

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2025 03:32 PM (XxF3T)

154 this is the right version

https://youtu.be/21ixwIaN7qw

Posted by: Don Black. Message: diggity dank at October 13, 2025 03:32 PM (AOsQT)

155 Life is empty, meaningless, and frequently shitty except for a very small number of lucky human beings for whom things seem to get handed on a silver platter. But you can a) come to terms with it and find ways to scratch out moments of happiness or meaning in an otherwise pointless existence, b) resign yourself to it and slowly disintegrate and disappear, or c) make up apocalyptic bullshit to occupy your time as you run out life's clock.
Posted by: The options as I see them

d) drink heavily.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 13, 2025 03:32 PM (CNwhv)

156 If I jumped in here at $4100/oz, it would crash to $2700 very next day. I'm lucky that way.
Posted by: gp


You and me both. Buy high & sell low!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2025 03:33 PM (3sX9I)

157 114 Did anyone else know that the Cherokee tribe came down from Canada and controlled all Southern territory through absolute conquest? Why do they get a pass?
Posted by: CA Token at October 13, 2025 03:21 PM (AAyv9)"
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Did you know that archeology supports the case that an offshoot of the Mauri (Olmecs) were living in Central America when the Central Asians came over the ice bridge, they wiped out that civilization completely and utterly.

Westerners didn't do something like that. "Indigenous Raiders" did.

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 03:33 PM (krQz2)

158 No I mean the covert C-130 extraction method.
YOINK!
Posted by: banana Dream



Oh. Ouch!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2025 03:34 PM (3sX9I)

159 d) drink heavily.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 13, 2025 03:32 PM (CNwhv)
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You should listen to him. He's pre-med!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 13, 2025 03:34 PM (yy9ow)

160 "You and me both. Buy high & sell low!"

You wouldn't be looking for any Global Crossing, wouldja?

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 03:34 PM (l5BXk)

161 >> Not the most well-executed PLF I've ever seen...

My brother cigarette rolled on about an 800 foot jump. He said it was fun, but he’s slightly retarded.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2025 03:34 PM (LWgbM)

162 What is the name of the English guy - maybe in his 40's who does a lot of videos? He just had one- which someone linked in an earlier thread -about the attack of the Mayor of some German town who got stabbed and tortured by her Immigrant adopted children.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2025 03:34 PM (7RYym)

163 Did anyone else know that the Cherokee tribe came down from Canada and controlled all Southern territory through absolute conquest?

I actually didn't, so I looked it up and - yeah, the language is Iroquoian. That's upstate NY and all the region around those two eastern Lakes.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 13, 2025 03:35 PM (gKWVE)

164 Never skydove before but that landing seemed sub-optimal to me.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 13, 2025 03:03 PM (XV/Pl)

It all depends on if the chute opens or not.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 13, 2025 03:36 PM (g8Ew8)

165 YOINK?

I haven't heard that word in around 65 years.
What does it mean?

Posted by: dreamingrobot at October 13, 2025 03:37 PM (EyfuW)

166 159 d) drink heavily.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 13, 2025 03:32 PM (CNwhv)
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You should listen to him. He's pre-med!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 13, 2025 03:34 PM (yy9ow)

Arguably included within option b) but fair play nonetheless.

Posted by: You fucked up! You trusted us! at October 13, 2025 03:37 PM (TbWk/)

167 Thanks. Very nice post!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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If one reads the Old Testament, one realizes that we live pretty good today compared with the endless disasters from folly and sin befalling mankind in the past.

Death, sorrow, evil, folly, these are human things, not the Creator's and the sooner we realize that Jesus and his Father want us to be happy instead of miserable like Stan does, we can change ourselves within if we dare to abandon our gloomy outlook for the shining promise of being saved.

Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 03:37 PM (WDjG6)

168 There is no Falling Knife that's too sharp for me to grab.

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 03:37 PM (l5BXk)

169 "The options as I see them"

I see what you see. People focus on the suicides, but I wish they would give some attention to the ones who stay behind. We linger on the edge of life. Won't die, but we're not really alive either. Everything is gray and bland, there's no joy or purpose.

I don't have the answers, not that you asked. Maybe Zoloft, maybe Christ, I'm still looking. But know that you're not alone. We see what you see.

Posted by: Fen at October 13, 2025 03:38 PM (ciYHQ)

170 "Buy DOGE coin
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2025 03:02 PM (NtVYv)"

If you want to speculate with some cash, sure, whatever


I was joking Beavis

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2025 03:38 PM (NtVYv)

171 I actually didn't, so I looked it up and - yeah, the language is Iroquoian. That's upstate NY and all the region around those two eastern Lakes.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 13, 2025 03:35 PM (gKWVE)
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Also little known, we mainly learned "tribe names" from other tribes. I believe "Iroquoi" means "murdering bastards" in like Mohawk or something like that.

Most native tribes had a name for themselves that translated to "The People".

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 03:38 PM (krQz2)

172 163 Did anyone else know that the Cherokee tribe came down from Canada and controlled all Southern territory through absolute conquest?

I actually didn't, so I looked it up and - yeah, the language is Iroquoian. That's upstate NY and all the region around those two eastern Lakes.
Posted by: gKWVE

======
Climate change from all the SUVs and RVs in North America at the time drove the Cherokee southward from global warming.

Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 03:38 PM (WDjG6)

173 "There is no Falling Knife that's too sharp for me to grab."

There's no rake that I won't step on

Posted by: Fen at October 13, 2025 03:39 PM (ciYHQ)

174 d) drink heavily.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"

e) post at Ace of Spades

Posted by: man at October 13, 2025 03:39 PM (tubbA)

175 Having some phone trouble, screen goes blank, phone is still on. Shocked it with a power cord plugged in and then came on when pulled the plug.
Not sure but thinking to turn off and restart.

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2025 03:40 PM (XxF3T)

176 Most native tribes had a name for themselves that translated to "The People".
Posted by: Axeman

Yep. See Little Big Man. The Cheyenne referred to themselves as "the Human Beings."

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2025 03:40 PM (77rzZ)

177 173 "There is no Falling Knife that's too sharp for me to grab."

There's no rake that I won't step on
Posted by: Fen at October 13, 2025 03:39 PM (ciYHQ)
___________________________

There is no crazy woman that I won't....ask to dinner.

Posted by: Orson at October 13, 2025 03:40 PM (dIske)

178 156 If I jumped in here at $4100/oz, it would crash to $2700 very next day. I'm lucky that way.
Posted by: gp


You and me both. Buy high & sell low!
Posted by: rickb223
======
Much of the demand driving those metals is actually from other places where economic instability is hitting hard. China and India are some of the biggest purchasers of both metals and China's economy is getting hammered and India's whole plan to get rich export services etc. to the West has come to an end as well.

Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 03:41 PM (WDjG6)

179 "Not sure but thinking to turn off and restart."

Whatever you do, DON'T CUT the red wire! Cut the yellow wire. If you're colorblind, ask a friend for help.

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 03:41 PM (l5BXk)

180 You and me both. Buy high & sell low!

Ya know that saying about "nobody ever lost money on real estate?" It's wrong.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 13, 2025 03:41 PM (3nLb4)

181 “ After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever.”

Thessalonians 4:17

No parachute required.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2025 03:41 PM (LWgbM)

182 177 Ha!

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 03:42 PM (l5BXk)

183 180 Heh, indeed.

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 03:43 PM (l5BXk)

184 You and me both. Buy high & sell low!

Ya know that saying about "nobody ever lost money on real estate?" It's wrong.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 13, 2025 03:41 PM (3nLb4)
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I know it sounds like a good opportunity, but avoid buying the Brooklyn Bridge.

Also, unspecified land in West Florida is worth avoiding.

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 03:43 PM (krQz2)

185 I was an NCO with the 82nd Airborne Division back in the day, now many years ago. My POV on a jump was usually the inky blackness of the void since we almost always jumped at night. We also jumped with our rucks, weapons, and radios. I jumped most of the time with my M60 machinegun, that heavy, cumbersome hunk of steel.

My unit once did a daylight demo jump for 82nd WW2 veterans, and I'm guessing all of them are gone now. We won't see their like again. Those were iron men in those days.

Posted by: troyriser at October 13, 2025 03:43 PM (DPeYO)

186
Speaking of daredevils and jumping, I got willowed once when I posted this fun girl who dives off buildings, balconies, bridges, crazy cliffs, cranes, probably places that people used to be thrown off of as punishment. She's sponsored by Red Bull.

What's fun about her is that she's often scared as she's climbing up to the dive points. "Oh my god, you guys, this is so scary! These steps are so creaky! Here I go, climbing over this little railing..."

She's posted so many dives that at this point she's getting silly and posting "Can my lipstick stay on after a 20-meter dive?" and stuff, but the shorts are fun.

Here's one of her dives, and YES, Yes, about the swimsuit.

youtube.com/shorts/u5Se4SBCrzk

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2025 03:44 PM (oKXMA)

187 “ Many are the plans in a person’s heart, but it is the Lord’s purpose that prevails.”

Proverbs 19:21

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2025 03:44 PM (LWgbM)

188 nood

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 03:45 PM (l5BXk)

189 I’m a bit biased but the C-130 is too beautiful to jump out of.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 13, 2025 03:28 PM


It's one of (and maybe) the best, esp. a free-fall jump. Just run down the ramp and dive.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 13, 2025 03:45 PM (0sNs1)

190 Also little known, we mainly learned "tribe names" from other tribes.

That is actually the best known fact about tribal names.
"Sioux" got applied to the Lakota, "Anasazi" (they are now the Hopi) meant something like "those assholes who used to live over there" in Navajo, "Pueblo" (also referring to Hopi) obviously is just "the people" likewise, "Comanche" meant "the baddies" and "Welsh" (Cymraeg) meant foreigner in old Anglosaxon.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 13, 2025 03:45 PM (gKWVE)

191 I see what you see. People focus on the suicides, but I wish they would give some attention to the ones who stay behind. We linger on the edge of life. Won't die, but we're not really alive either. Everything is gray and bland, there's no joy or purpose.

I don't have the answers, not that you asked. Maybe Zoloft, maybe Christ, I'm still looking. But know that you're not alone. We see what you see.
Posted by: Fen at October 13, 2025 03:38 PM (ciYHQ)

If you know you know. I'm still looking for the answers myself. Lots of "answers" turned out not to be answers at all, though heavily sold as such. You're not alone either.

Posted by: It's a hard lens to look through at October 13, 2025 03:47 PM (TbWk/)

192 Posted by: whig at October 13, 2025 03:37 PM (WDjG6

I just read a very nice book- short- only 100 pages or so called "The Greatest Lie in the History of Christianity" by Matthew Kelly and making a positive difference in the world by things you mentioned ( The greatest lie is that we are created for holy moments) . He has this prayer in the book which has been transformational for him; He says it everyday.


Lord

Here I am
I trust that you have an incredible plan for me.
Transform me. Transform my life.
Everything is on the table.
Take what you want to take and give what you want to give.
I make myself 100 available to you today.
Transform me into the person you created me to be, so that can live the Liffey you envisioned for me at the beginning of time.
I hold nothing back.
I am 100 % available.
Lead me, challenge me, encourage me and open
My eyes to all your possibilities.
Show me what you want me to do and I will do it.

Amen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2025 03:48 PM (lQ+/f)

193 FenelonSpoke, whig, Marcus T, I have some earnest Gospel questions for you if you want to hear them.

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 03:50 PM (l5BXk)

194 Meant greatest lie is that we are cannot be holy are NOT created for holy moments.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2025 03:51 PM (lQ+/f)

195 Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 03:50 PM (l5BXk)

I am not an expert on anything but I will do my best to reflect on what you say and answer the questions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2025 03:52 PM (lQ+/f)

196 Thanks! I am worried that I can't do some of the things that Jesus says he expects from His followers ...

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 03:54 PM (l5BXk)

197 I'm on the shady side of 70, have had a moderately successful life though, like Hamlet, one filled with the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, and am generally happy (overlooking age and health issues). Having received my three score and ten, my primary discontent arises from looking back with regret, a pointless and cruel habit I'm trying to break. So as I wait here in eternity's antechamber, I'm generally satisfied and optimistic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 13, 2025 03:54 PM (CNwhv)

198 ... Giving up all my wealth; not worrying or caring where my clothes will come from, or when or what my next meal is; and some others. ...

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 03:55 PM (l5BXk)

199 Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 03:54 PM (l5BXk

What things are you thinking of?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2025 03:55 PM (lQ+/f)

200 ... One of the most striking sentences I find in the Gospels is Luke 6:46 "Why do you call me Master, Master, but you won't do the things I tell you to do."

To me, that sounds to me like He really means what he says.

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 03:57 PM (l5BXk)

201 "You're not alone either."

Thanks for the reminder, I probably needed it.

Posted by: Fen at October 13, 2025 03:58 PM (ciYHQ)

202 I'm not supposed to store up treasures on this earth, but only in Heaven. But I have an IRA, and I don't want to be homeless. So I am confused.

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 03:58 PM (l5BXk)

203 Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 03:55 PM (l5BXk)

Some things which Jesus says are very hard. I don't think I could do them either., so I would just gently suggest that you do as an old gospel song says, "Have a little talk with Jesus" and tell him all your troubles and your hesitation. Believe that he loves you and tell him your struggles.and leave it up to him. Strive for holy moments by the help of the Holy Spirit and he will help you. He is working in you and me even now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2025 04:00 PM (ZeH0U)

204 I was in an evangelical church for 18 months, but I decided I couldn't take communion in full faith if I wasn't doing what Christ says.

Well, anyway, that's it. Thanks!

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 04:02 PM (l5BXk)

205 Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 03:58 PM (l5BXk)

It's ok to have an IRA. It's when you put wealth above a relationship with God that's the problem IMO. Proverbs from the OT talks about this as does Jesus.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2025 04:02 PM (ZeH0U)

206 Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 04:02 PM (l5BXk)

Dear gp Don't be so hard on yourself. Enjoy God!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2025 04:03 PM (ZeH0U)

207 "Have a little talk with Jesus"

Yes, I do pray. I can talk with Him! But then I am reminded: (paraphrasing) "When you stand up to pray, be sure you've forgiven everybody yourself first, to be worthy of the Father's forgiveness."

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 04:04 PM (l5BXk)

208 205 There are at least four incidents where Jesus emphasizes this, not just the two I cited, but also the Camel through the Needle's Eye, and the Widow's Offering. I'm pretty sure He means it.

Thanks so much for listening! Maybe you're right and I shouldn't fret about it too much

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 04:07 PM (l5BXk)

209 "I am worried that I can't do some of the things that Jesus says he expects from His followers ."

God is angry with me at the moment (my fault), but when we were on speaking terms He once told me:

We don't expect you will slay the Dragon,
We do expect you try

Posted by: Steven of Ireland (it's MINE) at October 13, 2025 04:07 PM (ciYHQ)

210 "134 "Only if I'd have bought more."

If I jumped in here at $4100/oz, it would crash to $2700 very next day. I'm lucky that way.
Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 03:27 PM (l5BXk)"

I am stuck holding a pretty large amount of cash for various reasons but I seem to have found the ratio where the one inflating away is offset on paper by the shiny things appreciating. So we have that going for us, I guess.

Would rather have bought a lot more solid assets in the past but it is what it is. Cash is a tool. We're about 50/50 cash and land/pm's, and know exactly how good we have it compared to most even if we still pinch pennies day to day.

No equities, paper assets can go get fucked. We're not wealthy enough to ride any paper waves yet.

Posted by: heya at October 13, 2025 04:09 PM (OfsDL)

211 Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 04:07 PM (l5BXk)

We can all fret. The worst thing is when we think we're not measuring up and it distances us from God. He want to be in a relationship with you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2025 04:10 PM (ZeH0U)

212 209 Unforgettable character!

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 04:10 PM (l5BXk)

213 211 Copy that, Fen! Thanks!

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 04:12 PM (l5BXk)

214 "We're not wealthy enough to ride any paper waves yet."

Not buying stocks at the top of this bubble. I'm waiting for another March 2009 to buy again.

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2025 04:13 PM (l5BXk)

215 Leader John Thune@LeaderJohnThune

Today we celebrate Native American Day. I’m proud to join South Dakotans in honoring the heritage and contributions of the Lakota, Dakota, and Nakota people.



and those would be?

Posted by: toby928 at October 13, 2025 04:39 PM (jc0TO)

216 Green Light!

Posted by: Johnny Lanctot at October 13, 2025 08:58 PM (tyqsj)

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