Ultimate Slot Racing Championships Open Thread

This slotless race track cost, I believe, forty million f***ing Deutschmarks.

Kat Kong:

Posted by: Ace at 06:00 PM

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1 Hot Wheels.

Posted by: goatexchange at October 13, 2025 06:02 PM (hyS0X)

2 I'm ready for slut car racing!!

Posted by: Ariana Grande at October 13, 2025 06:02 PM (/p+XQ)

3 I win. Pay me, bitches.

Posted by: goatexchange at October 13, 2025 06:02 PM (hyS0X)

4 Trying this again...

Howdy Hordelings! Road trip Day 2 has reached a stopping point. Anyone wanna guess where I am?

Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2025 06:03 PM (k/Pkr)

5 When I'm wealthy, in my home, I will have a room just for my slot car racing setup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 06:03 PM (/p+XQ)

6 Do the sluts know how to drive?

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 06:03 PM (krQz2)

7 Deutschmarks??

Posted by: dantesed at October 13, 2025 06:04 PM (Oy/m2)

8 i think ace is at ikea again

Posted by: cherries in season at October 13, 2025 06:05 PM (8ocT3)

9 cherries, ace can't find his way out of IKEA :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 06:05 PM (/p+XQ)

10 Howdy Hordelings! Road trip Day 2 has reached a stopping point. Anyone wanna guess where I am?
Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2025 06:03 PM (k/Pkr)

You got lost in Canada, no?

Posted by: dantesed at October 13, 2025 06:06 PM (Oy/m2)

11 LOL

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 13, 2025 06:06 PM (kHop/)

12 Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2025 06:03 PM (k/Pkr)

Russellville, Arkansas?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide at October 13, 2025 06:07 PM (0aYVJ)

13 Doof, someplace that involves bourbon.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 13, 2025 06:07 PM (QGLzn)

14 Howdy Hordelings! Road trip Day 2 has reached a stopping point. Anyone wanna guess where I am?
Posted by: Doof

Did you take the left turn at Albuquerque?

Posted by: Rand McNally at October 13, 2025 06:07 PM (oftw2)

15 As a kid, we somehow managed to mash up Hot Wheels, Major Matt Mason, GI Joe, NFL electric football, slot cars, and electric trains. The only things missing, really, were Jarts and those slip slide outside water death rides.

Posted by: goatexchange at October 13, 2025 06:07 PM (hyS0X)

16 Kat Kong was quite good looking. Like a penguin.

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at October 13, 2025 06:08 PM (oftw2)

17
Howdy Hordelings! Road trip Day 2 has reached a stopping point. Anyone wanna guess where I am?

Posted by: Doof

Hmmmm, way up North, damned near the Greenland Territories. Two days driving....

Cleveland? Little Rock (don't speed)?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 13, 2025 06:10 PM (QVmho)

18 You know who else used Deutschmarks??

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

19 Is this site still closed due to the government shutdown?

Posted by: lin-duh: I'm offended! at October 13, 2025 06:11 PM (YDB6U)

20 Doof is at Chili's in Charleston

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 06:12 PM (/p+XQ)

21 18 You know who else used Deutschmarks??
Posted by: wth

Billions of them at a time?

Posted by: 1923 at October 13, 2025 06:12 PM (gKWVE)

22 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

I was able to reserve a room at Hampton Inn in Corsicana earlier today, so I cancelled our reservation at Comfort Inn Corsicana East. I don't know if there are any more rooms available at either hotel as of now, but there were a few available earlier today -

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at October 13, 2025 06:12 PM (SRRAx)

23 5 When I'm wealthy, in my home, I will have a room just for my slot car racing setup.
Posted by: qdpsteve

More likely your progeny will put you "in a Home" and sell your slot car setup for pennies on the dollar. If you are lucky you will have a Haitian attendant who will face your wheelchair toward a shower curtain for hours on end.

Posted by: Circle Of Life at October 13, 2025 06:12 PM (oftw2)

24 Is this site still closed due to the government shutdown?
Posted by: lin-duh: I'm offended!
......

Yes. So, so many fatalities.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 06:12 PM (v0R5T)

25 Antony Blinken
@ABlinken
Replying to @ABlinken
(6/12) It starts with a clear and comprehensive post conflict plan for Gaza. It’s good that President Trump adopted and built on the plan the Biden Administration developed after months of discussion with Arab partners, Israel and the Palestinian Authority. It centers on
====

You small pathetic loser. Go get your shinebox.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2025 06:13 PM (xnmUA)

26 Is this site still closed due to the government shutdown?
Posted by: lin-duh: I'm offended!

We're only closed because of all the fapping.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 06:13 PM (/p+XQ)

27 "Anyone wanna guess where I am?
Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2025 06:03 PM (k/Pkr)"

*decodes hash*

Luxembourg??

Posted by: fd at October 13, 2025 06:14 PM (uH1zk)

28 Is this site still closed due to the government shutdown?

Posted by: lin-duh: I'm offended!

It is partially open, but don't go near the restrooms.

Posted by: ScaryMary at October 13, 2025 06:14 PM (ja+o0)

29 As a kid, we somehow managed to mash up Hot Wheels, Major Matt Mason, GI Joe, NFL electric football, slot cars, and electric trains. The only things missing, really, were Jarts and those slip slide outside water death rides.
Posted by: goatexchange

So you're saying you just combined the last two?

Posted by: mikeski envisions a carnival shooting gallery at October 13, 2025 06:14 PM (nhCoE)

30 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

I was able to reserve a room at Hampton Inn in Corsicana earlier today, so I cancelled our reservation at Comfort Inn Corsicana East.
.......

Oh yeah? Well I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 06:15 PM (v0R5T)

31 Rand/Circle: I only posted that to take off a sock. Let a man dream dammit!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 06:15 PM (/p+XQ)

32 cats....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 13, 2025 06:15 PM (xcxpd)

33 Doof, in the parlor, with the candlestick.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 13, 2025 06:15 PM (A62KL)

34
Anyone wanna guess where I am?
Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2025 06:03 PM

------

Vicinity of St. Louis, MO.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 13, 2025 06:15 PM (ufCEJ)

35 If anyone sees Ben Had, please let her know I sent her an email. Thanks! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at October 13, 2025 06:15 PM (SRRAx)

36 4 Trying this again...

Howdy Hordelings! Road trip Day 2 has reached a stopping point. Anyone wanna guess where I am?
Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2025 06:03 PM (k/Pkr)

Buccees?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 13, 2025 06:17 PM (xcxpd)

37 Teresa, I received it. Put Corsicana 75110 in and try again

Posted by: Ben Had at October 13, 2025 06:17 PM (QGLzn)

38 Lichtenstein?

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

39 Sigh

Many moons ago, I could tear down, troubleshoot, and repair HO Scale slot cars. They were so fun to drive. With the right touch, you could get the back end drifting as the car went around curves.

Then the next generation were made such that the field magnets were directly above the metal rails in the track. They were darn neat impossible to crash, but it was boring. You just gave them max power, and watched.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 13, 2025 06:17 PM (8AONa)

40 Doof is in Branson. Has tickets to the Lennon Sisters show.

Posted by: Lawrence Welk Groupie at October 13, 2025 06:17 PM (oftw2)

41 The middle video has A Tard showing of his race track.

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 06:18 PM (krQz2)

42 Freakin Germans. If they aren't dropping a dump on a glass coffee table, they're spend millions on toys. I think we broke them.

Posted by: Orson at October 13, 2025 06:18 PM (dIske)

43
23

More likely your progeny will put you "in a Home" and sell your slot car setup for pennies on the dollar. If you are lucky you will have a Haitian attendant who will face your wheelchair toward a shower curtain for hours on end.
Posted by: Circle Of Life at October 13, 2025 06:12 PM

----

But hopefully not hide behind the drapes, speaking in a funny voice and claiming to be the Devil anticipating your arrival.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 13, 2025 06:18 PM (ufCEJ)

44 Mark, Buc-ees is a destination by itself.

I want to take a trip to Goodyear AZ, just to visit their upcoming Buc-ees. I also want to go to Bishop, CA, just to try some of their legendary restaurants and food shops.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 06:19 PM (/p+XQ)

45 Anyone wanna guess where I am?
Posted by: Doof

In your trailer?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 13, 2025 06:19 PM (kkk7h)

46 I want to take a trip to Goodyear AZ, just to visit their upcoming Buc-ees.
Posted by: qdpsteve

They delayed the opening until next year...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 13, 2025 06:20 PM (kkk7h)

47 AZ deplorable moron, I've noticed the opening of that Buc-ees keeps getting pushed back. It'll probably be an absolute madhouse when it first opens.

Like I said, at least Bishop CA is there. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 06:20 PM (/p+XQ)

48 Anyone wanna guess where I am?

Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2025 06:03 PM
---
Not RIGHT BEHIND ME!

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 06:21 PM (krQz2)

49 Freakin Germans. If they aren't dropping a dump on a glass coffee table, they're spend millions on toys and Hasselhoff albums. I think we broke them.
Posted by: Orson

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 06:21 PM (v0R5T)

50 Under a Suburban fixing a leak in the gas tank?

Posted by: Accomack at October 13, 2025 06:21 PM (oERdd)

51 Accomack, some Flex Seal will fix that baby right up ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 06:22 PM (/p+XQ)

52 Is AOP having fuel tank problems? I suppose he already tried the soap trick.

Posted by: fd at October 13, 2025 06:23 PM (uH1zk)

53 Moob guy needs to go on a diet and get a girlfriend.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 06:23 PM (v0R5T)

54 Anyone wanna guess where I am?
Posted by: Doof

Corsica, France.

Posted by: Really bad wrong turn at October 13, 2025 06:23 PM (EYmYM)

55 I've noticed the opening of that Buc-ees keeps getting pushed back. It'll probably be an absolute madhouse when it first opens.

Like I said, at least Bishop CA is there. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve

Both places are easy to; one will have good food and gas stations, choose wisely!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 13, 2025 06:24 PM (kkk7h)

56 Accomack, some Flex Seal will fix that baby right up ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve

=====

That's not funny!

Posted by: Subaru Owner, sporting a flannel at October 13, 2025 06:24 PM (8AONa)

57 Howdy Hordelings! Road trip Day 2 has reached a stopping point. Anyone wanna guess where I am?
Posted by: Doof

Cliff Clavin's kitchen?

Posted by: mikeski at October 13, 2025 06:24 PM (nhCoE)

58 AZ, I've noticed that a lot of midwestern chains seem to have their westernmost location in Goodyear. Wonder why that is.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 06:24 PM (/p+XQ)

59 Lot of racism in those videos.

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 06:25 PM (krQz2)

60 AZ, I've noticed that a lot of midwestern chains seem to have their westernmost location in Goodyear. Wonder why that is.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Cheap land.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 13, 2025 06:25 PM (kkk7h)

61 Oh no, that cat is committing suicide!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 06:25 PM (/p+XQ)

62
Buccees?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

No way he's just east of Dallas on I-30. There ain't before (north/east) that is there?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 13, 2025 06:27 PM (QVmho)

63 Under a Suburban fixing a leak in the gas tank?
Posted by: Accomack at October 13, 2025 06:21 PM (oERdd)

That's my job! I did crawl under the Suburban today, because I found the remains of a folding chair storage bag dangling from the rear axle, and I wanted to check that there were no more pieces of it wound around the drive shaft. Alle ist gut.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2025 06:27 PM (8zz6B)

64 I could get into slotless car racing, keep seeing tanks on YouTube and looks fun to play with

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2025 06:27 PM (+qU29)

65 So Doof. Anybody guess correctly?

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

66
Model trains >>>> Slot cars

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2025 06:29 PM (tgvbd)

67 Oh, I'm glad everything is ok, AOP.

Posted by: fd at October 13, 2025 06:30 PM (uH1zk)

68 Hadrian, but you can't race model trains. :-)

What was Lionel's all-time best year? 1949?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 06:30 PM (/p+XQ)

69 Anyone wanna guess where I am?
Posted by: Doof

Best li'l whorehouse in TX?

Posted by: Maaarvin Zindler, Eyyyyewitness News at October 13, 2025 06:30 PM (gKWVE)

70 I seen tank competition but they never show more than a few seconds

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2025 06:31 PM (+qU29)

71 So I just read Buck's trucking essay below, and not one mention of lot lizards.

It's like I don't even know you.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 13, 2025 06:31 PM (144I4)

72 Anyone yelling in German spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Carr, The Floor Walker at October 13, 2025 06:32 PM (R/m4+)

73 Hadrian, also, OMG.

Rock musician Neil Young owns 20% of Lionel Trains today, according to Google.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 06:33 PM (/p+XQ)

74 Posted by: Maaarvin Zindler, Eyyyyewitness News

Sumbitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2025 06:33 PM (3sX9I)

75 Thanks, Ben! GPS is now working with that change 👍

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at October 13, 2025 06:34 PM (SRRAx)

76 Anyone wanna guess where I am?
Posted by: Doof

Best li'l whorehouse in TX?
Posted by: Maaarvin Zindler, Eyyyyewitness News

Howdy pardner!

Posted by: Dolly Parton in her S&M outfit at October 13, 2025 06:34 PM (/p+XQ)

77 Slot cars go too fast IMO. They are going the equivalent of 500 to 600mph when actual speed is converted to scale.

Posted by: Really bad wrong turn at October 13, 2025 06:34 PM (EYmYM)

78 So Doof. Anybody guess correctly?
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

Nope! And to be faaaaaaiiiiiir (Letterkenny reference), nobody will likely guess correctly. It's not exactly a thriving metropolis where I am.

Hint -- I'm heading towards Texas, and last night I was near Johnson City Tennessee

Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2025 06:35 PM (k/Pkr)

79 Buccee’s brand Flex Seal!

Posted by: Accomack at October 13, 2025 06:35 PM (4qMiv)

80 Liz Warren said something about the hostages being released and never once mentioning Trump.

JD Vance just replied back:
“
The president told me he did this on Indigenous Peoples Day in honor of you.
“

Posted by: banana Dream at October 13, 2025 06:35 PM (3uBP9)

81 Accomack, Buc-ee's Flex Seal also makes a great dessert topping!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 06:36 PM (/p+XQ)

82 Waltz across Texas with you

Posted by: Accomack at October 13, 2025 06:36 PM (4qMiv)

83 banana, even Hillary had to credit Trump for the ME deal. I was shocked when I read that.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 06:37 PM (/p+XQ)

84 Parton actually put upon herself to run a youtube telling everyone she wasn't dead ~~and, also, had no incriminating evidence on the Clintons~~.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 13, 2025 06:38 PM (gKWVE)

85 Hint -- I'm heading towards Texas, and last night I was near Johnson City Tennessee
Posted by: Doof
_________

Graceland?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 13, 2025 06:38 PM (XvL8K)

86 Hint -- I'm heading towards Texas, and last night I was near Johnson City Tennessee
Posted by: Doof

You're in Graceland. Is Elvis home?

Posted by: Lawrence Welk Disciple at October 13, 2025 06:39 PM (oftw2)

87 Anyone wanna guess where I am?

Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2025 06:03 PM (k/Pkr)

In the Land of Confusion?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 06:39 PM (i24o9)

88 Pigeon Forge is nice. I stopped there once and bought fireworks

Posted by: Accomack at October 13, 2025 06:40 PM (28cZF)

89 Leftists are not going to praise President Trump

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2025 06:40 PM (+qU29)

90 Is this site still closed due to the government shutdown?

Posted by: lin-duh: I'm offended!
......

Sombrero

https://thepeoplescube.com/sombrero-t24535.html

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 06:40 PM (UjdFS)

91 Liz Warren said something about the hostages being released and never once mentioning Trump.

JD Vance just replied back:
“
The president told me he did this on Indigenous Peoples Day in honor of you.
“

Posted by: banana Dream at October 13, 2025 06:35 PM (3uBP9)

That guy better watch out or he's going to get himself elected in 2028.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 06:40 PM (i24o9)

92 In the Land of Confusion?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

Not enough love to go around.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 13, 2025 06:40 PM (gKWVE)

93 Hint -- I'm heading towards Texas, and last night I was near Johnson City Tennessee
Posted by: Doof

Shreveport.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide at October 13, 2025 06:41 PM (0aYVJ)

94 Slot cars go too fast IMO. They are going the equivalent of 500 to 600mph when actual speed is converted to scale.

Posted by: Really bad wrong turn at October 13, 2025 06:34 PM (EYmYM)

That first video shows the cars drifting at less than about 1 MPH ground speed. It is ridiculous to watch. And some dude hit the wall first turn unaided. WTH, man?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 06:42 PM (i24o9)

95 In the Land of Confusion?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

Not enough love to go around.
Posted by: gKWVE

Doof should arrive at the MoMee after One More Night.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 06:42 PM (/p+XQ)

96 Slot car racing in Germany?

Should have seen Hermann Goring's train layout, Gomez Addams would have committed war crimes for it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2025 06:42 PM (JERN3)

97 Doof is going to Graceland, gone to Graceland

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2025 06:42 PM (+qU29)

98 It's,Doof. He is close to some distillery

Posted by: Ben Had at October 13, 2025 06:42 PM (QGLzn)

99 Doof, someplace that involves bourbon.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 13, 2025 06:07 PM (QGLzn)

Actually -- enjoying Yuengling Oktoberfest tonight. I have copious amounts to share at the MoMe. It was well received last year!

Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2025 06:43 PM (k/Pkr)

100 54 Anyone wanna guess where I am?
Posted by: Doof

Albuquerque?

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at October 13, 2025 06:43 PM (PiwSw)

101 This is funny stuff. Letitia James niece, the one who has been living in James house in Virginia, is fugitive what a long rap sheet.

James must be one of the dumbest criminals on the planet.

https://tinyurl.com/4pv2bs3p

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2025 06:43 PM (viF8m)

102 Portlandia

The 'bride' was dressed as a unicorn, the 'groom' dressed as Kenny from South Park. They got married in front of the ICE facility.

Maybe this will turn the Furries against Antifa.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2025 06:44 PM (JERN3)

103 Anyone wanna guess where I am?
Posted by: Doof
......

In the gutter behind The Chicken Bone Saloon?

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 06:44 PM (UjdFS)

104 Hint -- I'm heading towards Texas, and last night I was near Johnson City Tennessee
Posted by: Doof

Walking to the south out of Roanoke
I caught a trucker out of Philly, had a nice long toke
But he's a-headed west from the Cumberland gap
To Johnson City, Tennessee
And I got to get a move on before the sun
I hear my baby calling my name, and I know that she's the only one
And if I die in Raleigh, at least I will die free

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at October 13, 2025 06:44 PM (nq6/a)

105 Nope! And to be faaaaaaiiiiiir (Letterkenny reference), nobody will likely guess correctly. It's not exactly a thriving metropolis where I am.

Hint -- I'm heading towards Texas, and last night I was near Johnson City Tennessee
Posted by: Doof

You are in Arkansas.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2025 06:45 PM (3sX9I)

106 Liz Warren said something about the hostages being released and never once mentioning Trump.

JD Vance just replied back:
The president told me he did this on Indigenous Peoples Day in honor of you.
Posted by: banana Dream

Cruelty level: 0.370 Aces.

He could do better.

Posted by: mikeski at October 13, 2025 06:45 PM (nhCoE)

107 Ft. Smith. AR?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2025 06:45 PM (JERN3)

108 Doof should arrive at the MoMee after One More Night.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 06:42 PM (/p+XQ)

Against all odds, most likely.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 06:45 PM (i24o9)

109 @Gutfeldfox 3m
HUGE show tonight with @EricTrump on panel!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2025 06:46 PM (mlg/3)

110
It's weird, there MUST be news happening today, but with ace posting nothing but open threads, it's like time has stood still, or Sunday is on replay.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2025 06:47 PM (oKXMA)

111 Doof should arrive at the MoMee after One More Night.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2025 06:42 PM (/p+XQ)

Against all odds, most likely.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 06:45 PM (i24o9)

Depends what's In The Air Tonight

Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2025 06:47 PM (k/Pkr)

112 Antony Blinken
@ABlinken
Replying to @ABlinken
(6/12) It starts with a clear and comprehensive post conflict plan for Gaza. It’s good that President Trump adopted and built on the plan the Biden Administration developed after months of discussion with Arab partners, Israel and the Palestinian Authority. It centers on
====

You small pathetic loser. Go get your shinebox.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2025 06:13 PM (xnmUA)

Shinebox?? I think in this instance the correct phrase is die in a fire.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 13, 2025 06:48 PM (snZF9)

113 Posted by: JackStraw
.....

I like the part about Hochul giving her $10 million for lawyers, then telling her to hire her husband.
Sweet.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 06:48 PM (UjdFS)

114 Blinken needs to be the goat at an Afghan wedding.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2025 06:49 PM (JERN3)

115 Alright I'll put you out of your misery -- I'm in eastern Mississippi. Near I-20. But y'all had some good guesses!

Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2025 06:49 PM (k/Pkr)

116 Against all odds, most likely.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 06:45 PM (i24o9)

Depends what's In The Air Tonight

Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2025 06:47 PM (k/Pkr)

You're in too deep, now, to be throwing it all away.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 06:50 PM (i24o9)

117 Test in about 33 minutes.

SpaceX - Starship - Suborbital Test Flight 11
OLP-A - Starbase Texas - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: October 13, 2025 (CDT)
Launch Status: The launch window will open at 6:15 p.m. CDT 2315 UTC ( October 14, 01:15 CEST)

https://youtu.be/HfUbb3L4f0g

Posted by: Joyenz at October 13, 2025 06:50 PM (2F0/Y)

118 Anna Puma +1000.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 13, 2025 06:50 PM (QGLzn)

119 >>I like the part about Hochul giving her $10 million for lawyers, then telling her to hire her husband.
Sweet.

The Democrat Party is an organized crime family.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2025 06:50 PM (viF8m)

120 They're saying this could be the longest shutdown ever and they might be right.

Democrats Vow To Keep Government Shut Down Until Someone Notices

-
From the Be

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 06:50 PM (L/fGl)

121 Doof whereabouts? Last I heard he was staring deep into the eyes of a burro. Carrying on about a spirit animal and the Grand Canyon.

Posted by: scampydog at October 13, 2025 06:50 PM (tWhxR)

122 I've been to Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota
Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma
Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo
Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, I'm a killer
I've been everywhere, man

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 06:51 PM (UjdFS)

123 Anyone wanna guess where I am?
Posted by: Doof

Doof, no matter where you go, there you are …

Posted by: B. Bonzai . . . at October 13, 2025 06:51 PM (3ZUWJ)

124 Meridian?

When will you be in Brandon?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2025 06:51 PM (JERN3)

125 I'm still packing. Mrs B packs like she's going to europe for a month.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 13, 2025 06:51 PM (snZF9)

126 Ft. Smith. AR?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2025 06:45 PM (JERN3)

Mena?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2025 06:52 PM (8zz6B)

127 Anyone wanna guess where I am?
Posted by: Doof

Doof, no matter where you go, there you are …

Posted by: B. Bonzai . . . at October 13, 2025 06:51 PM (3ZUWJ)

That's just the way it is.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 06:52 PM (i24o9)

128 scampydog, I want you to know that you are under my personal protection.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 13, 2025 06:52 PM (QGLzn)

129 Former McDonald's french fry cook negotiates Middle East peace.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2025 06:52 PM (viF8m)

130 Ben Had

If I wanted to be truly cruel, they could use Blinken in a game of Afghani polo.

Just part of the body has to make it across the goal line.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2025 06:52 PM (JERN3)

131 Seems lots of praise for President Trump around the world

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2025 06:53 PM (+qU29)

132 Funny that non of the parties involved in this peace treaty thanked the Biden administration for their plan.

Posted by: Really bad wrong turn at October 13, 2025 06:53 PM (EYmYM)

133 Alright I'll put you out of your misery -- I'm in eastern Mississippi. Near I-20. But y'all had some good guesses!
Posted by: Doof
......

Jeeb. We were supposed to guess THAT?
I'm in western CA near Hiway 1.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 06:53 PM (UjdFS)

134 Anyone wanna guess where I am?
Posted by: Doof

In the Milky way, on the Orion Arm, somewhere in the Sol system, possibly Earth.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2025 06:53 PM (mlg/3)

135 Meridian?

When will you be in Brandon?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2025 06:51 PM (JERN3)

Not quite Meridian but close.
I'll pass through Brandon tomorrow morning. Is that home for you?

Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2025 06:54 PM (k/Pkr)

136 There's nothing in Mississippi.

Posted by: dantesed at October 13, 2025 06:54 PM (Oy/m2)

137 Doof don't go to Reno just to watch a man die

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2025 06:54 PM (+qU29)

138 scampydog, I want you to know that you are under my personal protection.
Posted by: Ben Had
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*puts thumbs in ears, waggles fingers at Horde*

Posted by: scampydog at October 13, 2025 06:54 PM (tWhxR)

139 Funny that non of the parties involved in this peace treaty thanked the Biden administration for their plan.

Posted by: Really bad wrong turn at October 13, 2025 06:53 PM (EYmYM)

Because they're losers and their ass sucks putty balls.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 13, 2025 06:55 PM (snZF9)

140 Poor guy

@nypost 37m
Alec Baldwin crashes Range Rover into tree in the Hamptons

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2025 06:55 PM (mlg/3)

141 I'm still packing. Mrs B packs like she's going to europe for a month.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 13, 2025 06:51 PM (snZF9)

So I don't get to squeeze Nurse's butt on your behalf this year?

Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2025 06:55 PM (k/Pkr)

142 I've been everywhere, man
Posted by: wth

You didn't say Reno.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2025 06:56 PM (mlg/3)

143 Alright I'll put you out of your misery -- I'm in eastern Mississippi. Near I-20. But y'all had some good guesses!
Posted by: Doof

Just Another Day In Paradise.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 06:56 PM (i24o9)

144 Poor ~~guy~~ tree

@nypost 37m
Alec Baldwin crashes Range Rover into tree in the Hamptons
Posted by: weft cut-loop
.....

minor edit

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 06:56 PM (UjdFS)

145 I didn't know they drove cars in the Hamptons, I thought the point was to go around in golf carts.
It's been awhile since last seeing Bernie's.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 13, 2025 06:57 PM (gKWVE)

146 Shouldn't we be celebrating Indigenous Peoples Day by having a free blanket giveaway?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 06:57 PM (L/fGl)

147 Anyone wanna guess where I am?
Posted by: Doof

In the Milky way, on the Orion Arm, somewhere in the Sol system, possibly Earth.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2025 06:53 PM (mlg/3)

You would think drinking blood wine on Kronos would be part of the booze tour.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 13, 2025 06:57 PM (snZF9)

148 >> Not quite Meridian but close.
I'll pass through Brandon tomorrow morning. Is that home for you?

So, we can say that currently you are AM, ante meridian, and by tomorrow morning, you'll be PM, post meridian.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 13, 2025 06:58 PM (w6EFb)

149 Hochul is terrible. Wherever she goes the weather forecast doesn't predict hail or hail, it predicts houses

Posted by: gKWVE at October 13, 2025 06:58 PM (gKWVE)

150 In the Milky way, on the Orion Arm, somewhere in the Sol system, possibly Earth.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2025 06:53 PM (mlg/3)

You must've peeked or something.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 06:59 PM (i24o9)

151 Alec Baldwin crashes Range Rover into tree in the Hamptons
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Was his wife yelling at him in Spanish?

Posted by: dantesed at October 13, 2025 06:59 PM (Oy/m2)

152 I bet Alec got out and started yelling at the tree.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 06:59 PM (UjdFS)

153 So I don't get to squeeze Nurse's butt on your behalf this year?

Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2025 06:55 PM (k/Pkr)

I'm pretty sure I can manage. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 13, 2025 06:59 PM (snZF9)

154 Alec Baldwin crashes Range Rover into tree in the Hamptons

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Somebody else's damn fault! He should sue that tree!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 06:59 PM (L/fGl)

155 I just had a beautiful Canadian Thanksgiving at my friends house. My family never really celebrated much. But since this is my first Thanksgiving without family, I appreciated it.

Menu...Turkey, Stuffing, carrots, mashed potatos and gravy, cranberries with jalopenas - very good and pumpkin pie with whipped cream. All excellent.

And the kids had several gifts for me. It was a happy day.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 13, 2025 06:59 PM (Sco7b)

156 What about Mister Pippi?

Posted by: Stymie Beard at October 13, 2025 06:59 PM (oftw2)

157
Alright I'll put you out of your misery -- I'm in eastern Mississippi. Near I-20. But y'all had some good guesses!
Posted by: Doof
......

Jeeb. We were supposed to guess THAT?
I'm in western CA near Hiway 1.

Posted by: wth

The Meerriddian, MS Marriottt in downtowwn has a very nice rooftop bar, clear views of the small city. It's also a good example of art deeco architecture.

Do. Not. Get fuel at the local Sam's club. They spoofed/copied Smash's debit card and ordered $500 worth of play station crap.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 13, 2025 07:00 PM (QVmho)

158 Against all odds, most likely.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 06:45 PM (i24o9)

Depends what's In The Air Tonight

Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2025 06:47 PM (k/Pkr)

You're in too deep, now, to be throwing it all away.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 06:50 PM (i24o9)
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Those are both Genesis songs, not Collins.

But I don't care anymore.

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 07:00 PM (krQz2)

159 Alright I'll put you out of your misery -- I'm in eastern Mississippi. Near I-20. But y'all had some good guesses!
Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2025 06:49 PM (k/Pkr)

Porterville?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2025 07:00 PM (8zz6B)

160 Alright I'll put you out of your misery -- I'm in eastern Mississippi. Near I-20. But y'all had some good guesses!

Posted by: Doof
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I was right. You weren't behind me.

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 07:00 PM (krQz2)

161 I bet Alec got out and started yelling at the tree.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 06:59 PM (UjdFS)

Then shot it in its stupid face and blamed someone else.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 07:00 PM (i24o9)

162 Hey, remember that gal from Phillie that died from being stabbed 20 times including in the back of her head and into her spine but Josh Shapiro’s office decided between option A) she was murdered by a family member of a well connected dem donor or B) she stabbed herself to death 20 times despite many of the wounds occurring in a physically impossible manner for suicide and some after she was already dead; and Josh chose B) of course.

Well the Phillie medical examiner office just now finished investigating themselves and have now concluded, and you well never guess this, “we did a great job actually and were totally correct in our original assessment “

From post millennial:

https://tinyurl.com/stbtystbty

Posted by: banana Dream at October 13, 2025 07:00 PM (3uBP9)

163
lol some clown on X posts "Happy Columbus Day" along with a clip from Apocalypto where one gang of savages cuts the heart out of a member of another gang of savages.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2025 07:01 PM (oKXMA)

164 Alec Baldwin crashes Range Rover into tree in the Hamptons
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Was his wife yelling at him in Spanish?
Posted by: dantesed

If she was, I'll bet he was looking for a revolver.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2025 07:01 PM (3sX9I)

165 Depends upon when you pass through.

Got an appointment in the area around noon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2025 07:02 PM (JERN3)

166 You must've peeked or something.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder,

I peeked in Japan.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2025 07:02 PM (mlg/3)

167 If she was, I'll bet he was looking for a revolver.

For her or for him?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2025 07:02 PM (JERN3)

168 This slotless race track
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Meh. Not too impressed. There seemed to be a lot of barrier bumping. Moreover, I didn't see any tire changes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2025 07:02 PM (XeU6L)

169 146 Shouldn't we be celebrating Indigenous Peoples Day by having a free blanket giveaway?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Sorry, no. $19 a month or more for one of our adowable Love To The Rescue Blankets.

Posted by: Caleb and Alec For Shriners! at October 13, 2025 07:03 PM (oftw2)

170 Those are both Genesis songs, not Collins.

But I don't care anymore.

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 07:00 PM (krQz2)

I'm gonna make it right. Tonight.

Tonight.

Tonight.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 07:03 PM (i24o9)

171 You must've peeked or something.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder,

I peeked in Japan.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2025 07:02 PM (mlg/3)

I heard you were big there.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2025 07:05 PM (i24o9)

172 Depends upon when you pass through.

Got an appointment in the area around noon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2025 07:02 PM (JERN3)

You coming to the MoMe?

Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2025 07:05 PM (k/Pkr)

173 This is funny stuff. Letitia James niece, the one who has been living in James house in Virginia, is fugitive what a long rap sheet.

James must be one of the dumbest criminals on the planet.

https://tinyurl.com/4pv2bs3p
Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2025 06:43 PM (viF8m)

The niece is an absconder. While Letitia is an asbonder. Cuz I'm sure something is stuck to that crusty ass.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 13, 2025 07:05 PM (144I4)

174 I remember when slot cars and tracks were a big deal but that was a long time ago. We even had shops that had nothing but tracks and slot car upgrades that we spent a whole lot of our time and money on as kids. And then HO scale showed up.

Posted by: DanMan at October 13, 2025 07:07 PM (8uzBS)

175 Bers - In a moment of unusual coincidence, I met a guy on a Desmo today (Staples parking lot) and he told me that the shop required 1 1/2 days to do the valves. I was aware that the engine had to be pulled, but the last I heard it was an 8 hour shop-time job. Things have apparently become more complex since then.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2025 07:07 PM (XeU6L)

176 Howdy Hordelings! Road trip Day 2 has reached a stopping point. Anyone wanna guess where I am?

===

Epicenter of all civilization , Sheboygan !

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2025 07:07 PM (g47mK)

177 You're in too deep, now, to be throwing it all away.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Those are both Genesis songs, not Collins.
But I don't care anymore.
Posted by: Axeman

By that point, Genesis and solo Phil were the same thing. The Dividing Line was right around the self-titled album.

Posted by: mikeski at October 13, 2025 07:07 PM (nhCoE)

178 Oh, Mississippi? OK...but you are missing out !

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2025 07:08 PM (g47mK)

179 Everyday Astronaut, Elon showed up
youtu.be/VMD-Wo8jz90
15 minutes before big girthy rocket

Posted by: gKWVE at October 13, 2025 07:08 PM (gKWVE)

180 I am all Tarantellaed out ! how about you ??

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2025 07:09 PM (g47mK)

181 No TxMoMe alas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2025 07:09 PM (JERN3)

182 Depends upon when you pass through.
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'Depends' and 'pass through' should not be used in the same sentence.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2025 07:09 PM (XeU6L)

183 Shouldn't we be celebrating Indigenous Peoples Day by having a free blanket giveaway?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 13, 2025 06:57 PM (L/fGl)

Yes! And free whiskey for the squaws!

Posted by: The Bureau Of Indian Affairs at October 13, 2025 07:10 PM (R/m4+)

184 No TxMoMe alas.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Bummer.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2025 07:10 PM (3sX9I)

185 110
It's weird, there MUST be news happening today, but with ace posting nothing but open threads, it's like time has stood still, or Sunday is on replay.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2025 06:47 PM (oKXMA)

I heard something big was going down in the Middle East today, but you can never be sure these days so I'm gonna chalk it up to Russian propaganda.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 13, 2025 07:11 PM (6ydKt)

186 I've seen more Green White Red today then when I was at Pappa Neapolitan 's Pizza !

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2025 07:11 PM (g47mK)

187 By that point, Genesis and solo Phil were the same thing. The Dividing Line was right around the self-titled album.
Posted by: mikeski at October 13, 2025 07:07 PM (nhCoE)
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Tony Banks still played a central role in arranging the music, though. A lot of their songs were made off of jams.

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2025 07:12 PM (krQz2)

188 Nood up

Posted by: Josephistan at October 13, 2025 07:12 PM (FLx59)

189 Starship going up in about ten minutes

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 13, 2025 07:13 PM (pIfcn)

190 Alec Baldwin crashes Range Rover into tree in the Hamptons
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Now he is going to have to deal with rust.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2025 07:13 PM (XeU6L)

191 I'm gonna guess Doof is in Natchez, MS.

Stopped there myself when I went to Texas on I-20.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 13, 2025 07:15 PM (6ydKt)

192 Shouldn't we be celebrating Indigenous Peoples Day by having a free blanket giveaway?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
......

Ace is down at the Rez trying to pick up on chicks.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 07:17 PM (v0R5T)

193 Oh, Eastern MS.
Definitely not Natchez then.

I can't remember much of Mississippi.
I've never seen so many trees in my life as the ones surrounding I-20 all the way to Jackson.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 13, 2025 07:17 PM (6ydKt)

194 I hope the tree wasn't damaged

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2025 07:18 PM (+qU29)

195 Gee, I sure hope Alec isn't one of those crazy Range Rover owners that drive around mean drunk with no insurance.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2025 07:19 PM (v0R5T)

196 3 mins to Starship Test Flight 11 launch, btw.

Posted by: Oedipus at October 13, 2025 07:22 PM (Z6vKV)

197 179 Everyday Astronaut, Elon showed up
youtu.be/VMD-Wo8jz90
15 minutes before big girthy rocket
Posted by: gKWVE
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The launch was magnificent. Thank you, Joyenz.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 13, 2025 07:35 PM (y3EmU)

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