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Left Wing Media Speculation: Manchester UK Synagogue Terrorist Is "White" and "Far Right"
Reality: Terrorist Is a Syrian Immigrant Named "Jihad al-Shamie"

Wow, what an unexpected plot twist. Not just that the Jew-hating terrorist turns out to be another fucking Islamist named "Jihad," but that the left-wing propaganda media spent another 24 hours lying about the identity of the suspect.

Pictures showed a balding man with olive skin a curly jet-black Madrassa beard. Obviously, a far-right Aryan type.


No one (who consumes left-wing propaganda) could have possibly seen this coming.


The suspect behind the deadly car and knife terror attack outside a synagogue in Manchester in the United Kingdom on Thursday has been identified by police as Jihad Al-Shamie, a 35-year-old British citizen of Syrian descent.

No, he's an immigrant. Yes he got his citizenship in 2006... after immigrating.


Police said Al-Shamie entered the United Kingdom as a young child and became a citizen in 2006. He had no previous criminal record. Al-Shamie translates into English as "the Syrian," and authorities are unsure whether that is his birth name.

Jihad the Syrian. Perfect.


The Metropolitan Police in London declared the assault a terrorist attack. It came on Yom Kippur, the holiest day in the Jewish calendar, as large crowds of worshipers gathered at the Heaton Park Hebrew Congregation Synagogue, an Orthodox synagogue.

This one was so obvious they couldn't cover it up.

The attacker's exact motive is still being probed by police.

LOL, I spoke too soon. I guess they can cover it up.


Neighbors of the attacker in the Manchester suburb of Prestwich, a couple of miles from the synagogue, said Al-Shamie's family had lived in a house there for years. Several described seeing Al-Shamie lifting weights and working out in the backyard.

Geoff Halliwell, who lives nearby, told The Associated Press that he appeared to be "a straightforward, ordinary lad."

The AP coming at you with straight facts.

Al-Shamie is accused of ramming a car into pedestrians outside the synagogue at around 9:30 a.m. local time and then attacking them with a knife. He wore what appeared to be an explosives belt, which was found to be fake.

Armed police declared a major incident and opened fire minutes later, killing the suspect.


In an update, police said that Al-Shamie was not armed and that one of the deceased victims suffered a gunshot wound likely from police gunfire during the response. One hospitalized victim also suffered a gunshot wound, police said.

The British police responded to an attack on a synagogue by shooting the Jews. Perfect. Exactly what we've come to expect from the colonized, conquered British.

...

Police arrested three people Thursday on suspicion of the preparation or commission of acts of terrorism. They are two men in their 30s and a woman in her 60s.

May their motives never be known.

Remember how, after every grisly Muslim terrorist attack on civilians, Jihadi Muslims pretended to be scared of "backlash" and minded their Ps and Qs for a couple of weeks?

Well they only do that before they conquer a country.

Once they've conquered it, they take to the streets to celebrate their latest murders and chant for the murders of more Jews.

What really upsets me isn't that they are singing and dancing in the streets and chanting "Death, Death, Death to the IDF." What upsets me is that they've all suspended Curing Cancer and Enriching the Culture.

Coming to a country near you. Or, if you live in Michigan or Minnesota or Maine -- you're already enjoying this level of Cultural Enrichment.

Posted by: Ace at 01:20 PM




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1 Yep

Posted by: ... at October 03, 2025 01:20 PM (HXXqj)

2 Looky here, a brand new thread!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2025 01:20 PM (uWKK8)

3 Hey how come no one is ever worried about endangering white people, or backlash from white people..... 🤔

Posted by: ... at October 03, 2025 01:21 PM (HXXqj)

4 So they're already Netflixing the story.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 03, 2025 01:21 PM (ExV1e)

5 Muzzies gonna muzz.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 03, 2025 01:21 PM (HTa/G)

6 Left Wing Media Speculation: Manchester UK Synagogue Terrorist Is "White" and "Far Right"
Reality: Terrorist Is a Syrian Immigrant Named "Jihad al-Shamie"


I did nazi that coming!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2025 01:21 PM (kgE5c)

7 Top 10?!?

Posted by: Grayman27 at October 03, 2025 01:22 PM (cZo4D)

8 I have nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 03, 2025 01:22 PM (ExV1e)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 03, 2025 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

10 Does anyone remember that pretty 23 year old Ukranian woman?

That seems like an endless amount of atrocities ago.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 03, 2025 01:22 PM (Sco7b)

11 What's in a name?

Posted by: Killer McMurderer at October 03, 2025 01:22 PM (vFG9F)

12 Just a handful of rioters.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2025 01:22 PM (63Dwl)

13 I don't really say any good way for England to get out of this. Nuking London right now would probably be one of the best things that could happen to them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2025 01:22 PM (uWKK8)

14 "Why are you stupid poors upset about the situation? It's just some dirty Jooos getting it. You should be happy!"
-BBC One's next sitcom, titled "Achmed and Friends"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 03, 2025 01:23 PM (GBKbO)

15 They have no shame at all. They won't care that they look like fools. Their NPCs will get the right message

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 03, 2025 01:23 PM (B5Lgl)

16 He's literally named "Jihad".

You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: XTC at October 03, 2025 01:23 PM (UnA8+)

17 Keystone Cops come to the UK.

Posted by: wth at October 03, 2025 01:23 PM (UjdFS)

18 How do you do, fellow rightists? Those Jews amirite.

Posted by: Sayfullah Khaybar Beatmywife al-Tunisi at October 03, 2025 01:23 PM (gKWVE)

19 Reality: Terrorist Is a Syrian Immigrant Named "Jihad al-Shamie"

Fake News!

He was an IRA soldier, Seamus Mc Callahan. He made a wrong left turn.

Oopsie!

Posted by: kallisto at October 03, 2025 01:24 PM (tbaU9)

20 13 I don't really say any good way for England to get out of this. Nuking London right now would probably be one of the best things that could happen to them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2025 01:22 PM (uWKK

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A massive opposition victory that led to Parliament passing laws making every citizenship application and grant over the previous 30 years up to renewal with a presumption of rejection would be an interesting approach.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 03, 2025 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

21 I don't really say any good way for England to get out of this. Nuking London right now would probably be one of the best things that could happen to them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2025 01:22 PM (uWKK


As a suggestion, Kier Starmer exists No. 10, offers a sincere and profound apology, and commits ritual seppuku.

I mean, as a start.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 03, 2025 01:24 PM (ExV1e)

22 Jihad al-Shamie sent around 30 death threats to a Conservative MP in 2012, and his father supports Hamas and praised the October 7 massacres.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at October 03, 2025 01:25 PM (7u4Q/)

23 Hey how come no one is ever worried about endangering white people, or backlash from white people.....
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Because we took to the airwaves within hours after 9/11 warning people not to make the "wrong" assumptions about Muslims, and "our" President branded Islam a "religion of peace".

Posted by: Crusader at October 03, 2025 01:25 PM (TN0g+)

24 identified by police as Jihad Al-Shamie, a 35-year-old British citizen of Syrian descent

The British do not have citizens, they have subjects. I don't know why they lie like that.

I love a tweet I saw yesterday, something along the lines of "If all it takes to become English is moving here, then the British in India were all Indians, not colonizers."

Walsh has a new film coming up, I think, trying to answer the question of what makes someone and American. Hint: merely living here is not the answer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 01:25 PM (dfIr7)

25 Jihad Al-Shamie


Spelled different, but Jihad = Attack in the name of your f*cked off religion.

Shamie = A thing you dry your car off with after washing.


Attack and dry.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 03, 2025 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

26 Supposedly the Manchester Hot Fuzz hit those bystanders by accident, but the cops' benefit-of-the-doubt is no longer high over there for some reason

Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 01:26 PM (gKWVE)

27 Jihad Jones.

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:26 PM (krQz2)

28 Any English person who states that they want England for Englishmen is immediately labeled a racist and has their life destroyed and their existence banned.



Posted by: The Truth at October 03, 2025 01:26 PM (R/m4+)

29 lol @ sidebar.

Violence is one way to disprove your opponent's argument that the left is violent.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2025 01:26 PM (i24o9)

30 24 The British do not have citizens, they have subjects. I don't know why they lie like that.

I love a tweet I saw yesterday, something along the lines of "If all it takes to become English is moving here, then the British in India were all Indians, not colonizers."

Walsh has a new film coming up, I think, trying to answer the question of what makes someone and American. Hint: merely living here is not the answer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 01:25 PM (dfIr7)

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The British Nationality Act of 1981 changed that. They're citizens, not subjects.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 03, 2025 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

31
I'm surprised the police drew their guns at all much less shot at someone.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 03, 2025 01:26 PM (4U88C)

32 How do you do, fellow rightists? Those Jews amirite.
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Stealing material from Bill Burr's middle east performance, eh?

Posted by: Crusader at October 03, 2025 01:26 PM (TN0g+)

33 That's GOT to be a fake name.

Posted by: Max Power at October 03, 2025 01:26 PM (Hucnr)

34 Now now, he doesn't like it when people get all shamie about his name.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 03, 2025 01:27 PM (3uBP9)

35 33 That's GOT to be a fake name.
Posted by: Max Power at October 03, 2025 01:26 PM (Hucnr)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 03, 2025 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

36 He's literally named "Jihad".

Its like the puritans naming their kids stuff like "Dogood" and "Prudence". Except the puritans didn't worship satan, diddle children, molest goats, and promote murder and evil. And they named their kids pious and righteous names.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 01:27 PM (dfIr7)

37 Jihad Joe. A Real American Hero.

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:27 PM (krQz2)

38 "He wore what appeared to be an explosives belt, which was found to be fake."

Really? What's the point of going through all the trouble to create and wear a fake suicide belt if you're gonna kill Jews anyway? This part makes very little sense to me.

I suspect we are being lied to, and the explosives belt wasn't "fake" but mistakenly nonfunctional. I very strongly suspect this was supposed to be a much deadlier attack.

I'll bet almost any amount of money this filthy goat-raping ghoul intended to ram his car through people and then detonate the vest. But he's an idiot who can't make a functioning suicide vest.

Anyone want action on this bet?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 03, 2025 01:27 PM (iFTx/)

39 Margaret Thatcher's 1980s policies and that damn Falkland war caused this attack.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 03, 2025 01:27 PM (vyKUJ)

40 The British Nationality Act of 1981 changed that. They're citizens, not subjects.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 03, 2025 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

The British government seems to have missed that memo

Posted by: Bete at October 03, 2025 01:28 PM (LX4y3)

41 The British Nationality Act of 1981 changed that. They're citizens, not subjects.

Yeah they can call them whatever they want legally, but it is obvious that they are subjects.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 01:28 PM (dfIr7)

42 >>>22 Jihad al-Shamie sent around 30 death threats to a Conservative MP in 2012, and his father supports Hamas and praised the October 7 massacres.

where did you see that?

Posted by: ace at October 03, 2025 01:28 PM (KRtlO)

43 No, he's an immigrant. Yes he got his citizenship in 2006... after immigrating.
________
For people who wonder about how Starmer got in, this is it. The Tories did this. And it wasn't a rush to Labour; it's that the Conservative vote disappeared.

Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 03, 2025 01:28 PM (s0JqF)

44 The fucking English cops don't know basic gun safety? Know your target and what is beyond it?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (Flying the American Flag!) at October 03, 2025 01:28 PM (e/Uqq)

45
Any English person who states that they want England for Englishmen is immediately labeled a racist and has their life destroyed and their existence banned.



Posted by: The Truth

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Either that or they're beset by an army of veiled, turbaned slobs declaring "I'm as English as YOU and fuck England."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 03, 2025 01:28 PM (4U88C)

46 Andrew Klavan made a great point on his show recently.

The Media used to lie all the time and no one could fact-check them in real time.

When they try this shit now, within hours the facts are revealed and the Media is caught with their pants down.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 03, 2025 01:28 PM (ZmEVT)

47 Really? What's the point of going through all the trouble to create and wear a fake suicide belt if you're gonna kill Jews anyway?

I think it was the "suicide" part that gave him pause.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 01:28 PM (dfIr7)

48 The British Nationality Act of 1981 changed that. They're citizens, not subjects.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 03, 2025 01:26 PM (GBKbO)
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And things have only improved since then.

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:28 PM (krQz2)

49 One of my YouTube faves is a channel called Italia Squisita, features Italian chefs working mainly in Europe.

Yesterday’s offering was the head of Harrod’s bakery/pastry operation. He took us inside the venerable department store. Seeing the grandeur and excellence that England contributed to Western Civ was so incongruous, in light if their entire govt. determined to blow it all up.

Posted by: kallisto at October 03, 2025 01:29 PM (tbaU9)

50 Looks like the British Police need some Range time...Do they have gun Ranges there ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2025 01:29 PM (VE6XX)

51 40 The British Nationality Act of 1981 changed that. They're citizens, not subjects.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 03, 2025 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

The British government seems to have missed that memo
Posted by: Bete at October 03, 2025 01:28 PM (LX4y3)

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Parliament reigns supreme in England. It's what happens when one major party intentionally tanks its own changes, giving power to its opposition in order to suppress an upstart party.

The Parliamentary system is stupid. It's outmoded by hundreds of years and should be discarded.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 03, 2025 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

52 All they have to do is muddy the waters long enough to move to the next story.

Like how the Courageous Free Speech Warrior/Victim from the Charlie Kirk story somehow became Jimmy Kimmel.

Posted by: ... at October 03, 2025 01:29 PM (HXXqj)

53 >> 10 Does anyone remember that pretty 23 year old Ukranian woman?

That seems like an endless amount of atrocities ago.


The NC legislature passed a bill by veto proof majorities to end no-cash bail and close other loopholes letting violent offenders loose. Gov Dickweed still hadn't signed it as of yesterday. Oh, and most of the no votes came from the black legislators.

Posted by: the dandy at October 03, 2025 01:29 PM (8l8nW)

54 That translation is incorrect. Al Shamie means “the towel”

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 03, 2025 01:29 PM (09LSL)

55 Really? What's the point of going through all the trouble to create and wear a fake suicide belt if you're gonna kill Jews anyway?

I think it was the "suicide" part that gave him pause.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 01:28 PM (dfIr7)



I'm guessing he thought that no British law enforcement carried guns......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 03, 2025 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

56
What's the point of going through all the trouble to create and wear a fake suicide belt if you're gonna kill Jews anyway? This part makes very little sense to me.

================

Doesn't it discourage people from rushing you and taking you down? I thought the 9/11 hijackers had fake suicide vests.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 03, 2025 01:29 PM (4U88C)

57 The fucking English cops don't know basic gun safety?[/]

Who would teach it to them? They have had three generations of pudding-spined feebs treating guns like the fist of satan.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 01:29 PM (dfIr7)

58 In deference to your previous story, I’m still struggling to understand why virtually nobody believes the media.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 03, 2025 01:29 PM (HEStL)

59 "Syrian Immigrant Named "Jihad al-Shamie"


He is a *white* syrian immigrant.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 03, 2025 01:30 PM (0N4FZ)

60 They voted for the people responsible for this crap.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 03, 2025 01:30 PM (NpAcC)

61 That Britains were changed from "subjects" to "citizens" is like the biggest asshole boss who insists you call him "Mike".

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:30 PM (krQz2)

62 54 That translation is incorrect. Al Shamie means “the towel”
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 03, 2025 01:29 PM (09LSL)


Sham wow...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2025 01:30 PM (VE6XX)

63 and the Media is caught with their pants down.
Posted by: no one of any consequence

I'm right here, you know.
-- Jeffrey Toobin

Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 01:30 PM (77rzZ)

64 Arabs are like kind of like white adjacent yo

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 03, 2025 01:30 PM (A2I8b)

65
Sounds Amish.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 03, 2025 01:30 PM (IifOV)

66 Is there any way I can score a few dozen of the virgins without becoming Muslim and doing anything evil?

Also, can I request heights, hair colour and other features? It would suck going through eternity with only 1 blonde and 1 redhead.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 03, 2025 01:31 PM (Sco7b)

67 Al-Shamwow

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at October 03, 2025 01:31 PM (BW+Gb)

68 The difference between a fake motive and a real motive is the real motive will never be known.

Posted by: ... at October 03, 2025 01:31 PM (HXXqj)

69 "Syrian Immigrant Named "Jihad al-Shamie"

He is a *white* syrian immigrant.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 03, 2025 01:30 PM (0N4FZ)
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Semite is a strain of Caucasian. So, yeah--sorta.

Except when they need to call ME-ers "brown people". (Which I think is a bigger slur, myself)

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:31 PM (krQz2)

70 Al-Shamie is accused of ramming a car into pedestrians outside the synagogue at around 9:30 a.m. local time and then attacking them with a knife. He wore what appeared to be an explosives belt, which was found to be fake.

Armed police declared a major incident and opened fire minutes later, killing the suspect.


In an update, police said that Al-Shamie was not armed and that...


um, mein fuehrer...

Posted by: anachronda at October 03, 2025 01:31 PM (v3pYe)

71 33 That's GOT to be a fake name.
Posted by: Max Power at October 03, 2025 01:26 PM (Hucnr)


I knew a muslim guy from Lebanon named Jihad, we used to call him ‘G’. He ended up doing hard time as a result iof being lured into a Feeb drug-trafficking sting.

Posted by: kallisto at October 03, 2025 01:32 PM (tbaU9)

72
My Pillow-Al Shamwow

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 03, 2025 01:32 PM (IifOV)

73 69 "Syrian Immigrant Named "Jihad al-Shamie"

He is a *white* syrian immigrant.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 03, 2025 01:30 PM (0N4FZ)
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Semite is a strain of Caucasian. So, yeah--sorta.

Except when they need to call ME-ers "brown people". (Which I think is a bigger slur, myself)
Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:31 PM (krQz2)

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Therefore, it is impossible for white people to be racist against Arabs because we are of the same race.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 03, 2025 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

74 Islamists have literally conquered Dearborn MI

Posted by: Vengeance at October 03, 2025 01:32 PM (HEStL)

75 The NC legislature passed a bill by veto proof majorities to end no-cash bail and close other loopholes letting violent offenders loose. Gov Dickweed still hadn't signed it as of yesterday. Oh, and most of the no votes came from the black legislators.

Posted by: the dandy at October 03, 2025 01:29 PM (8l8nW)

Thank you for the update.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 03, 2025 01:32 PM (Sco7b)

76
7,000 Christians murdered in Nigeria this year, so far.

The Holy Father takes the opportunity to bless a chunk of ice and promote climate communism.

Minarets at St. Peter's in my lifetime, taking all bets.

Posted by: Auspex at October 03, 2025 01:32 PM (Y8DZL)

77 Not all cultures are equal. Sorry, not sorry.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at October 03, 2025 01:32 PM (z7fuE)

78 Is there any way I can score a few dozen of the virgins without becoming Muslim and doing anything evil?
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* hands over a box of Sun-maid raisins *

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:32 PM (krQz2)

79 26 Supposedly the Manchester Hot Fuzz hit those bystanders by accident, but the cops' benefit-of-the-doubt is no longer high over there for some reason
Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 01:26 PM (gKWVE)


There are some seriously panicky retarded cops out there and it isn't just the UK and it isn't just in responding to a situation like this. Recent example a cop coming in hot with gun drawn at a guy trying to pump gas because the gas pump handle is, in the cop's fevered paranoid brain, a gun.

Posted by: Hiring trigger happy imbeciles ends poorly at October 03, 2025 01:32 PM (TbWk/)

80 44 The fucking English cops don't know basic gun safety? Know your target and what is beyond it?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (Flying the American Flag!) at October 03, 2025 01:28 PM (e/Uqq)

Hey don't underestimate us. You've never heard "two birds with one stone?"

Posted by: British Bobby at October 03, 2025 01:32 PM (8hxDK)

81 The British police responded to an attack on a synagogue by shooting the Jews. Perfect.

It's like a bad Monty Python skit.

Posted by: toby928 is this a trope? at October 03, 2025 01:33 PM (o9/HH)

82 The British police responded to an attack on a synagogue by shooting the Jews. Perfect. Exactly what we've come to expect from the colonized, conquered British.

They let muzzies rape gangs take girls by the thousands, so shooting a few Jews is par for the course.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 01:33 PM (ynpvh)

83 Is there any way I can score a few dozen of the virgins without becoming Muslim and doing anything evil?

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 03, 2025 01:31 PM (Sco7b)
________

Get a yacht ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 03, 2025 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

84 I think it's Ladies Night at the gun range ...

Posted by: Adriane the Weird Accordion Solo Critic . . . at October 03, 2025 01:34 PM (3ZUWJ)

85 And things have only improved since then.
Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:28 PM (krQz2)

Used to be big riots back in the late 70's early 80's when the National Front in England sought o keep the savages out of the country.

Called Racist and Nazi and all the left wing punk bands had songs about it and how wonderful it was to let the foreigners into England.

Turns out we were wrong.

Posted by: The Clash at October 03, 2025 01:34 PM (R/m4+)

86 >>>Jihad the Syrian. Perfect.


He did the meme.

Please tell me that, when he talks, it is all "durka durka" this and "durka durka" that.

Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2025 01:34 PM (i24o9)

87 The British Nationality Act of 1981 changed that. They're citizens, not subjects.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 03, 2025 01:26 PM (GBKbO)


Try again. 1948. That's when this catastrophe began for the UK.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (Flying the American Flag!) at October 03, 2025 01:34 PM (e/Uqq)

88 83 Is there any way I can score a few dozen of the virgins without becoming Muslim and doing anything evil?

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 03, 2025 01:31 PM (Sco7b)
________

Get a yacht ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 03, 2025 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

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"But the planet!"
-lefty excusing Leo's yacht at the same time

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 03, 2025 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

89 It's like a bad Monty Python skit.

Actually made me think of the Upper Class Twit of the Year sketch

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 01:34 PM (dfIr7)

90 >>> The fucking English cops don't know basic gun safety? Know your target and what is beyond it?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (Flying the American Flag!) at October 03, 2025 01:28 PM (e/Uqq)


I would not assume that it was accidental. The probability that the police there has just become a jewish killing muslim sharia enforcement operation is non zero. I wouldn't bet against it at least.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 03, 2025 01:34 PM (3uBP9)

91 59 He is a *white* syrian immigrant.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 03, 2025 01:30 PM (0N4FZ)

Syrians can be pretty pale.

And Ginger until they get older. One of my friends in high school was of Syrian descent and he was a white dude with red-ish hair.

See also pro wrestler Rami "Sami Zayn" Sebei, who is incredibly ginger.

Posted by: XTC at October 03, 2025 01:34 PM (UnA8+)

92 A few weeks ago Starmer was forced to make some statements about too much immigration and that is was a big problem that had to be addressed. I assumed then it was all BS and nothing would change. Or has the invasion at least slowed a bit? I'm thinking nothing less than some ruling class bodies swinging form lamposts will stop the national suicide.

Posted by: Ripley at October 03, 2025 01:34 PM (GUOwU)

93 What a name. That's like the fake names the media ran with on the plane crash Asiana's flight 214 a couple of years ago:

Captain Sum Ting Wong
Wi Tu Low
Ho Lee Fuk
Bang Ding Ow

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 03, 2025 01:34 PM (IifOV)

94 Will this magic carpet ride never end? It starts with breakfast in Damascus.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 03, 2025 01:34 PM (mfT7D)

95 83 Is there any way I can score a few dozen of the virgins without becoming Muslim and doing anything evil?

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 03, 2025 01:31 PM (Sco7b)
________

Get a yacht ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 03, 2025 01:33 PM (iFTx


I'm thinking Yacht girls probably aren't virgins

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2025 01:34 PM (VE6XX)

96 The fucking English cops don't know basic gun safety? Know your target and what is beyond it?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (Flying the American Flag!) at October 03, 2025 01:28 PM (e/Uqq)



They don't use hollow points because they believe they're evil and are only designed to kill people. They instead, use FMJ to ensure the through and through where many people are possibly killed instead.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 03, 2025 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

97 74 Islamists have literally conquered Dearborn MI
Posted by: Vengeance at October 03, 2025 01:32 PM (HEStL)

Yep. Dearborn is now de facto a Shariah law state. Which raises the question of what should be done about it?

Posted by: What to do indeed at October 03, 2025 01:34 PM (TbWk/)

98 66 Is there any way I can score a few dozen of the virgins without becoming Muslim and doing anything evil?

Also, can I request heights, hair colour and other features? It would suck going through eternity with only 1 blonde and 1 redhead.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 03, 2025 01:31 PM (Sco7b)

nobody ever really remarks that they regard the entity they worship as the Whoremaster in Chief. Although I think that's an accurate description.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2025 01:35 PM (uWKK8)

99
That translation is incorrect. Al Shamie means “the towel”
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


WOW!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2025 01:35 PM (63Dwl)

100 54 That translation is incorrect. Al Shamie means “the towel”

I heard his name was Al Shamie Wow....

Ok, fine. Probably too soon.

Posted by: Nelly at October 03, 2025 01:35 PM (cHLus)

101 In before Candace Ovens calls him a Mossad agent.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2025 01:35 PM (i24o9)

102 Ok, so the dude's name is "Jihad". How much do you want to make a bet that while Tulsi Gabbard was on the "no-fly" list, this guy was free to fly where ever his terrorist posterior pleased?

Hi there! My name is "Rapist T. Snorkly". Anyone up for a blind date?

Hello! My parents named me "Killer Al Black". Anyone up for a bonfire out in the country with crosses and stuff?

Greetings! I'm "Cannibal B. Snacks". Who's hungry?

Posted by: Orson at October 03, 2025 01:35 PM (dIske)

103 What a name. That's like the fake names the media ran with on the plane crash Asiana's flight 214 a couple of years ago:

Captain Sum Ting Wong
Wi Tu Low
Ho Lee Fuk
Bang Ding Ow
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 03, 2025 01:34 PM (IifOV)



I want to buy the kid that did that many drinks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 03, 2025 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

104 Looks like the British Police need some Range time...Do they have gun Ranges there ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2025 01:29 PM (VE6XX)

They do! They're called Synagogues

Posted by: Beartooth at October 03, 2025 01:35 PM (vyKUJ)

105 Is there any way I can score a few dozen of the virgins without becoming Muslim and doing anything evil?

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 03, 2025 01:31 PM (Sco7b)
________

Get a yacht ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 03, 2025 01:33 PM (iFTx


I'm thinking Yacht girls probably aren't virgins
Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2025 01:34 PM (VE6XX)
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A few hits of K and they'll swear they are

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 03, 2025 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

106 The British police responded to an attack on a synagogue by shooting the Jews.
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Wait - there was an attack on a synagogue?

Posted by: British Police at October 03, 2025 01:35 PM (HXXqj)

107 I want to buy the kid that did that many drinks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 03, 2025 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

You want to buy alcohol for children?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 03, 2025 01:36 PM (09LSL)

108 I'm thinking Yacht girls probably aren't virgins

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2025 01:34 PM (VE6XX)

Next, you'll tell us Santa Claus isn't real. Nice try, donna.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2025 01:36 PM (i24o9)

109 They don't use hollow points because they believe they're evil and are only designed to kill people.

This has never made sense to me. Like the people who got mad at soldiers who would go for head shots. What, exactly do you think shooting someone is meant to accomplish?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 01:37 PM (dfIr7)

110 95 83 Is there any way I can score a few dozen of the virgins without becoming Muslim and doing anything evil?

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 03, 2025 01:31 PM (Sco7b)
________

Get a yacht ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 03, 2025 01:33 PM (iFTx


I'm thinking Yacht girls probably aren't virgins

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2025 01:34 PM (VE6XX)

https://tinyurl.com/e94mzhmd

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 01:37 PM (ynpvh)

111 For people who wonder about how Starmer got in, this is it. The Tories did this. And it wasn't a rush to Labour; it's that the Conservative vote disappeared.
Posted by: Eeyore (Is, Eum) at October 03, 2025 01:28 PM (s0JqF)


And Labour could have controlled British politics for a generation. They could have taken the country so far socialist that it'd never recover. All they had to do was reverse the flow of 'migrants'.

But they just couldn't.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 03, 2025 01:37 PM (ExV1e)

112 I want to buy the kid that did that many drinks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 03, 2025 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

You want to buy alcohol for children?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 03, 2025 01:36 PM (09LSL)

That's one way to get the virgins.

Posted by: NEA at October 03, 2025 01:37 PM (i24o9)

113 powerline was listing Joe Jihad's other accomplishments here:

https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives
/2025/10/more-about-jihad.php

Posted by: Scott_T at October 03, 2025 01:37 PM (2waQ7)

114 The fucking English cops don't know basic gun safety? Know your target and what is beyond it?

Fucking American cops don't even know basic gun safety.

Posted by: ACORN! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!! at October 03, 2025 01:37 PM (TbWk/)

115
omg I just read a horrible detail on X about one of the people who died. He was shot through the door he was barricading to keep Mr. Jihad outside.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 03, 2025 01:37 PM (4U88C)

116 I see the FBI broke ties with the Southern Poverty Law center

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2025 01:37 PM (VE6XX)

117 I don't really say any good way for England to get out of this. Nuking London right now would probably be one of the best things that could happen to them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2025 01:22 PM (uWKK

Needs to be some sort of tremendously infective virus that brings on sudden death if one lifts one's ass in the air on Fridays.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 01:37 PM (Nzhwp)

118 Not all cultures are equal. Sorry, not sorry.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at October 03, 2025 01:32 PM (z7fuE)
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Well, that's the thing. Cultures embody a different way to do things. Some ways to do things ARE actually superior to other ways.

It doesn't mean that every element of one culture can be unambiguously compared to a facet in another culture. Or that, in many cases, if a culture could be judged superior, it is superior in every facet.

The indeterminacy of ranking a vast majority of items in a culture doesn't preclude the instance of ranking *some* items.

Otherwise, we wouldn't be trying to push feminism on less modern cultures. We wouldn't be trying to push Marxism, which is its own form of New Improved Academic Colonialism, akin to how the the people below the Texas border have adopted everything that points to Spain as somehow their own.

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:38 PM (krQz2)

119
You want to buy alcohol for children?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 03, 2025 01:36 PM (09LSL)



Me being over 29, the young lad in the studio running the teleprompter that displayed those names was likely old enough to drink and is STILL a kid to me.

Get off my f*cking lawn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 03, 2025 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

120 it's that the Conservative vote disappeared.

Yeah Conservatives went from like 300 seats in parliament to 30. And they did it like the GOPe, by making huge promises then governing exactly like the left when they got in office.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 01:38 PM (dfIr7)

121 >>a cop coming in hot with gun drawn at a guy trying to pump gas because the gas pump handle is, in the cop's fevered paranoid brain, a gun.

I looked that up on YouTube. Ho-lee shit, cop is asshoe.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 03, 2025 01:38 PM (Y1sOo)

122 They don't use hollow points because they believe they're evil and are only designed to kill people.

This has never made sense to me. Like the people who got mad at soldiers who would go for head shots. What, exactly do you think shooting someone is meant to accomplish?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 01:37 PM (dfIr7)
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Shooting the weapon out of his hand, ya dummy

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 03, 2025 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

123 I'm beginning to think that letting the kind of people who name their kids Jihad into the country might be trouble.

Posted by: slow learner at October 03, 2025 01:38 PM (re2W5)

124 There are some seriously panicky retarded cops out there and it isn't just the UK and it isn't just in responding to a situation like this.

I'm not necessarily going to judge the average person, even if he's an ace marksman at the range, if he wets himself in a real combat situation. Happens in the Army too sometimes.
You'd think the cops could weed out the hotheads and fruitcakes but... England. Most of their job seems to be to go raid Danky McMemepoaster for calling some fat MP a fattie or whatever.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 01:39 PM (gKWVE)

125 The fucking English cops don't know basic gun safety? Know your target and what is beyond it?
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Look...they don't get to handle the things very often.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2025 01:39 PM (XeU6L)

126 I see the FBI broke ties with the Southern Poverty Law center
Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2025 01:37 PM (VE6XX)
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You mean the Socialist Progressive Listing Center.

Easy mistake.

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:39 PM (krQz2)

127 I want to buy the kid that did that many drinks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 03, 2025 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

You want to buy alcohol for children?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 03, 2025 01:36 PM (09LSL)

Sounds like female schoolteacher behavior.

Posted by: Scream mask gangbang 2 at October 03, 2025 01:39 PM (TbWk/)

128 The fucking English cops don't know basic gun safety? Know your target and what is beyond it?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (Flying the American Flag!) at October 03, 2025 01:28 PM (e/Uqq)


Not just cops. Special cops. Armed cops. SWAT entry level.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 03, 2025 01:39 PM (ExV1e)

129 Yep. Dearborn is now de facto a Shariah law state. Which raises the question of what should be done about it?
Posted by: What to do indeed at October 03, 2025 01:34 PM (TbWk/)

Call The Northern Poverty Law Center and file a complaint that Christians and non-mooselims are being discriminated against in Dearborn.

Oh wait. Never mind.

Posted by: Freedom Riders at October 03, 2025 01:39 PM (R/m4+)

130 The fucking English cops don't know basic gun safety? Know your target and what is beyond it?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (Flying the American Flag!) at October 03, 2025 01:28 PM (e/Uqq)


I would not assume that it was accidental. The probability that the police there has just become a jewish killing muslim sharia enforcement operation is non zero. I wouldn't bet against it at least.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 03, 2025 01:34 PM (3uBP9)
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How many British coppers were hired onto the local force *because* they are Muslim, thus DIVERSITY?

Then they can be the enforcers of the de facto sharia state, turning a blind eye to Muslim atrocities and--when opportunity presents itself--take literal shots at disfavored minorities under the cover of stopping another attacker.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 03, 2025 01:39 PM (IBQGV)

131 Once they've conquered it, they take to the streets to celebrate their latest murders and chant for the murders of more Jews.
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That we are allowing them in the US is of much more concern than sniggering at the demise of Britain.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 03, 2025 01:40 PM (KOTyL)

132 He was a normal lad, other than that burning hate for Jews and their extinction. Saw him at the fish n’ chips shop on High Street. He put vinegar on the chips and everything.

Posted by: That Guy at October 03, 2025 01:40 PM (KwPkK)

133 An eternal harem of perpetual virgins sound sadistic for the guy and misery for the girls. This is heaven? Being forever debauched and deflowered by the same ugly evil dude?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 01:40 PM (dfIr7)

134 I expect the Brits to charge the people who survived the terrorist attack with hurting Muslim feelings.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 03, 2025 01:40 PM (kTd/k)

135 There ain't no Sanity Clause!

Posted by: Chico Marx at October 03, 2025 01:40 PM (oftw2)

136 Wait - there was an attack on a synagogue?
Posted by: British Police at October 03, 2025 01:35 PM (HXXqj)


I saw a video of ten British cops rushing through a shopping mall to get to the perp…a Tommy Robinson type bloke who was waving the Union Jack.

UFB

Posted by: kallisto at October 03, 2025 01:40 PM (WwfMQ)

137 powerline was listing Joe Jihad's other accomplishments here:

https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives
/2025/10/more-about-jihad.php

Posted by: Scott_T at October 03, 2025 01:37 PM (2waQ7)


>>> His father, who emigrated to Britain from Syria, is a trauma surgeon who has worked in war zones around the world. He has expressed shock and horror at his son’s actions. Jihad has two brothers, who appear to have been excellent students. One of them has an advanced degree in mathematics and is described as an expert on artificial intelligence.

I kept waiting for a punchline.

Posted by: NEA at October 03, 2025 01:40 PM (i24o9)

138 I see the FBI broke ties with the Southern Poverty Law center
Posted by: It's me donna
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About time...way past due, actually.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2025 01:40 PM (XeU6L)

139 The Bolsheviks started the blame of their crimes on opponents. Wouldn't think the Blokes Marxists would do any different

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2025 01:40 PM (xatjc)

140 I ordered the new edition of Camp of the Saints from Amazon and it's been sold out since the date it was released in September.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 03, 2025 01:40 PM (XvL8K)

141 121 >>a cop coming in hot with gun drawn at a guy trying to pump gas because the gas pump handle is, in the cop's fevered paranoid brain, a gun.

I looked that up on YouTube. Ho-lee shit, cop is asshoe.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 03, 2025 01:38 PM (Y1sOo)

https://youtu.be/O5JwWf_Q5qA

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 01:41 PM (ynpvh)

142 Christians should start naming their kids "Crusade."

And training them to act like it.

Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 01:41 PM (77rzZ)

143 He was a normal lad, other than that burning hate for Jews and their extinction. Saw him at the fish n’ chips shop on High Street. He put vinegar on the chips and everything.

Posted by: That Guy at October 03, 2025 01:40 PM (KwPkK)

Was that before or after the rape?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2025 01:41 PM (i24o9)

144 Supposedly the Manchester Hot Fuzz hit those bystanders by accident, but the cops' benefit-of-the-doubt is no longer high over there for some reason
Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 01:26 PM (gKWVE)

At the very least, they are shitty shots. A guy stabbing people? Close to a yard or so, and fire into his body a point-blank range.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 01:41 PM (Nzhwp)

145 Saw him at the fish n’ chips shop on High Street. He put vinegar on the chips and everything.

"They fried these chips in the oil of swine! ULULULULULU!!!!" *draws knife"*
--the totally English bloke

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 01:41 PM (dfIr7)

146 I’ve always been a proponent of shooting an attacker in the dick. A man behavior changes real fast with lead flying at his dick.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 03, 2025 01:41 PM (09LSL)

147 I see the FBI broke ties with the Southern Poverty Law center
Posted by: It's me donna
-----

Maybe it is time to take a look at those offshore accounts that they have.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2025 01:41 PM (XeU6L)

148 Yesterday’s offering was the head of Harrod’s bakery/pastry operation. He took us inside the venerable department store. Seeing the grandeur and excellence that England contributed to Western Civ was so incongruous, in light if their entire govt. determined to blow it all up.
Posted by: kallisto at October 03, 2025 01:29 PM (tbaU9)

I went to London some 10 or so years ago. At Harrod's I saw more burkas then I'd ever seen. It was strange, as the boys/men were basically dressed in completely casual Western wear.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 03, 2025 01:42 PM (8hxDK)

149 I think it's Ladies Night at the gun range ...

Posted by: Adriane the Weird Accordion Solo Critic . . . at October 03, 2025 01:34 PM (3ZUWJ)
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Oh, what a night.

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:42 PM (krQz2)

150 There are some seriously panicky retarded cops out there and it isn't just the UK and it isn't just in responding to a situation like this. Recent example a cop coming in hot with gun drawn at a guy trying to pump gas because the gas pump handle is, in the cop's fevered paranoid brain, a gun.
Posted by: Hiring trigger happy imbeciles ends poorly at October 03, 2025 01:32 PM (TbWk/)


In fairness to him, he'd recently been sitting under an oak tree working on paperwork. That'll rattle a guy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 03, 2025 01:42 PM (ExV1e)

151 The Bolsheviks started the blame of their crimes on opponents. Wouldn't think the Blokes Marxists would do any different
Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2025 01:40 PM (xatjc)

Like all abusers and sociopaths: LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!! I DON'T WANT TO HIT YOU BABY BUT YOU MAKE ME SO MAD!!!

Posted by: Wifebeater mentality but black shirts at October 03, 2025 01:42 PM (TbWk/)

152 I ordered the new edition of Camp of the Saints from Amazon and it's been sold out since the date it was released in September.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
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Good on you. I'm trying to remember *who* I loaned my copy to.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2025 01:43 PM (XeU6L)

153 140 I ordered the new edition of Camp of the Saints from Amazon and it's been sold out since the date it was released in September.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 03, 2025 01:40 PM (XvL8K)

Looked it up.. AI tells me it's popular with right wingers and white nationalists...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2025 01:43 PM (VE6XX)

154 I’ve always been a proponent of shooting an attacker in the dick. A man behavior changes real fast with lead flying at his dick.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 03, 2025 01:41 PM (09LSL)
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Center mass is the only way to go.

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:43 PM (krQz2)

155 >>Jihad has two brothers

This my brother Durka and my other brother Durka.

Posted by: Jihad at October 03, 2025 01:43 PM (Y1sOo)

156 Just cut and paste all the comments from the previous thread, re. the media. It's like Groundhog Day. Speaking of movies... Never thought Andy McDowell was that attractive.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 03, 2025 01:43 PM (MZ+PY)

157 142 Christians should start naming their kids "Crusade."

And training them to act like it.

Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 01:41 PM (77rzZ)

A car named after Tom Cruise...the Cruisade...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 01:43 PM (ynpvh)

158 >>a cop coming in hot with gun drawn at a guy trying to pump gas because the gas pump handle is, in the cop's fevered paranoid brain, a gun.

I looked that up on YouTube. Ho-lee shit, cop is asshoe.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 03, 2025 01:38 PM (Y1sOo)

https://youtu.be/O5JwWf_Q5qA

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 01:41 PM (ynpvh)

Dude has no business being a cop.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2025 01:43 PM (i24o9)

159
Supposedly the Manchester Hot Fuzz hit those bystanders by accident, but the cops' benefit-of-the-doubt is no longer high over there for some reason
Posted by: gKWVE

===============

One of the deceased was shot through the synagogue door.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 03, 2025 01:43 PM (4U88C)

160 This my brother Durka and my other brother Durka.
Posted by: Jihad at October 03, 2025 01:43 PM (Y1sOo)


Which one of them is also your father?

Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 01:44 PM (gKWVE)

161 Looked it up.. AI tells me it's popular with right wingers and white nationalists...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2025 01:43 PM (VE6XX)

So right AND left wingers.

Posted by: ... at October 03, 2025 01:44 PM (HXXqj)

162 142 Christians should start naming their kids "Crusade."

And training them to act like it.
Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 01:41 PM (77rzZ)

Deus Vult Johnson is right!

Posted by: In Hoc Signo Vinces Johnson at October 03, 2025 01:44 PM (TbWk/)

163 140 I ordered the new edition of Camp of the Saints from Amazon and it's been sold out since the date it was released in September.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 03, 2025 01:40 PM (XvL8K)

Looked it up.. AI tells me it's popular with right wingers and white nationalists...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2025 01:43 PM (VE6XX)
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It wouldn't surprise me if everyone who bought a copy on Amazon was now on "A List."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 03, 2025 01:44 PM (IBQGV)

164 Never thought Andy McDowell was that attractive.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder

Peak Andie was St. Elmo's Fire.

Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 01:44 PM (77rzZ)

165 I’ve always been a proponent of shooting an attacker in the dick. A man behavior changes real fast with lead flying at his dick.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 03, 2025 01:41 PM (09LSL)
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Center mass is the only way to go.

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:43 PM (krQz2)


Some of use are more massive than others.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2025 01:44 PM (i24o9)

166 Shooting the weapon out of his hand, ya dummy
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Joe Mannix was shot, mostly winged, 18 times in the course of the series. Knocked cold about 90 times.

Posted by: Being A PI Ain't All Gravy at October 03, 2025 01:44 PM (oftw2)

167 Like all abusers and sociopaths: LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!! I DON'T WANT TO HIT YOU BABY BUT YOU MAKE ME SO MAD!!!

This is the leftist approach right now on social media: look how many shootings and how much violence there is, this never happened under Biden! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE US DO. As "Destiny" said, if you want the shootings to stop you shouldn't have voted for Trump.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 01:44 PM (dfIr7)

168 His father, who emigrated to Britain from Syria, is a trauma surgeon who has worked in war zones around the world. He has expressed shock and horror at his son’s actions.

His father put up a post on October 7th, celebrating Hamas' pogrom.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2025 01:45 PM (xTIDn)

169 Seems that even the SAS do not train with pistols very much.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2025 01:45 PM (XeU6L)

170 Geoff Halliwell, who lives nearby, told The Associated Press that he appeared to be "a straightforward, ordinary Syrian lad."

FIXED FOR ADDED ACCURACY.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 03, 2025 01:45 PM (wtvvX)

171 Then they can be the enforcers of the de facto sharia state, turning a blind eye to Muslim atrocities and--when opportunity presents itself--take literal shots at disfavored minorities under the cover of stopping another attacker.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 03, 2025 01:39 PM (IBQGV)

Coptic churches in Egypt go up in flames, and the local authorities shrug while denying rebuilding permits.

Posted by: pookysgirl needs some sunshine at October 03, 2025 01:45 PM (8C9gT)

172 Some of use are more massive than others.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder


Ooh, missed The Paolo sock.

Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 01:45 PM (77rzZ)

173 Time to clean up and get outta here

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2025 01:45 PM (xatjc)

174 Records indicate that Jihad al-Shamie briefly attended Harvard as a visiting professor in 2023 under the pseudonym, LaSlattern CooterRica.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 03, 2025 01:45 PM (3uBP9)

175 The Bolsheviks started the blame of their crimes on opponents. Wouldn't think the Blokes Marxists would do any different
Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2025 01:40 PM (xatjc)
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Ah, so that's in step with trying to make sure it gets out early that the shootings, of any type, are from MAGAts.

The Dems do like to crib from the commies they say they aren't on a regular basis.

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:45 PM (krQz2)

176 They want backlash from White people, so they can lock us up!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 03, 2025 01:46 PM (gqKkr)

177 Center mass is the only way to go.
Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:43 PM (krQz2)
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The center of The Paolo's mass is in his dick.

Posted by: Paolo at October 03, 2025 01:46 PM (5aZAZ)

178
Called Racist and Nazi and all the left wing punk bands had songs about it and how wonderful it was to let the foreigners into England.

Turns out we were wrong.
Posted by: The Clash


There's no England anymore.

https://youtu.be/gvBci9LU7Ek

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2025 01:46 PM (63Dwl)

179 Time to clean up and get outta here
Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2025 01:45 PM (xatjc)
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Did I miss pudding cups?

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:46 PM (krQz2)

180 His father, who emigrated to Britain from Syria, is a trauma surgeon who has worked in war zones around the world. He has expressed shock and horror at his son’s actions.

His father put up a post on October 7th, celebrating Hamas' pogrom.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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Blatant lies to infidels is blessed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2025 01:46 PM (XeU6L)

181 135 There ain't no Sanity Clause!
Posted by: Chico Marx at October 03, 2025 01:40 PM (oftw2)

Word.

Posted by: The Damned at October 03, 2025 01:46 PM (8hxDK)

182 look how many shootings and how much violence there is, this never happened under Biden!

Worked in 2020. "Vote for Biden, and all the rioting and disorder will go away."

It was true, too - Biden got elected, and the riots immediately stopped.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2025 01:46 PM (xTIDn)

183 146 I’ve always been a proponent of shooting an attacker in the dick. A man behavior changes real fast with lead flying at his dick.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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between the eyes

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 03, 2025 01:46 PM (KOTyL)

184 Joe Mannix was shot, mostly winged, 18 times in the course of the series. Knocked cold about 90 times

The Phillip Marlow radio show, guy got hit in the head and knocked out at least once an episode. He'd have been derpier than Muhammad Ali by the end of the first season.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 01:46 PM (dfIr7)

185 >>Never thought Andy McDowell was that attractive.


She used to live up here, next to a friend of mine. She was really attractive. But crazy as squirrel shit.

Also, she ran over his dog.

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2025 01:46 PM (+2Z9P)

186 Center mass is the only way to go.
Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:43 PM (krQz2)

For some people that IS the dick.

{blows nails}

Posted by: ... at October 03, 2025 01:47 PM (HXXqj)

187 Coptic churches in Egypt go up in flames, and the local authorities shrug while denying rebuilding permits.

Same thing is happening in France. Often.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 01:48 PM (dfIr7)

188 I thought everybody's center of mass was in the groin area.

Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 01:48 PM (77rzZ)

189 Taqiya or is it kitman

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 03, 2025 01:48 PM (bXbFr)

190 Never thought Andy McDowell was that attractive.

She was pretty, just not stunning. A lot of the time being too pretty actually doesn't work well on screen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 01:48 PM (dfIr7)

191 Center mass is the only way to go.
Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:43 PM (krQz2)

For some people that IS the dick.

{blows nails}
Posted by: ... at October 03, 2025 01:47 PM (HXXqj)

So you had it surgically reattached to your sternum? Must be a bitch taking a piss.

Posted by: And involuntary wood more embarrassing at October 03, 2025 01:48 PM (TbWk/)

192 167 As "Destiny" said, if you want the shootings to stop you shouldn't have voted for Trump.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 01:44 PM (dfIr7)

Steven Bonnell II, who is such an asshole that his son became a Groyper...

Posted by: XTC at October 03, 2025 01:48 PM (UnA8+)

193 Only certain UK Police officers carry firearms. You have to be an AFO trained by the CoP in firearms handling. The IFC course is roughly 3 months and doesn’t include a great deal of what we would call tactical training. It’s basic stuff and the typical LEO pass/fail “stress” stuff. There is also continued trading that can get you higher designations, SFO and some CT stuff.

All that said, how you shoot the worshippers is, for the typical AFO, not acceptable but not unexpected.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 03, 2025 01:49 PM (KwPkK)

194 Never thought Andy McDowell was that attractive.


She used to live up here, next to a friend of mine. She was really attractive. But crazy as squirrel shit.
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She lived here for a while. Attended my church. I never figured out why she was an 'actress'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2025 01:49 PM (XeU6L)

195 {blows snails}
Posted by: ... at October 03, 2025 01:47 PM (HXXqj)
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Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:49 PM (krQz2)

196 They are probably watching like eagles for some reaction from the Reform Party blaming Muslims, so that they can ban them for spreading misinformation.
A couple dozen arrests will show people who are the true rulers of Britain.

Posted by: PG at October 03, 2025 01:49 PM (ErruU)

197 The Phillip Marlow radio show, guy got hit in the head and knocked out at least once an episode. He'd have been derpier than Muhammad Ali by the end of the first season.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Seems like Rockford got knocked out and his wallet stolen on every episode too.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 03, 2025 01:49 PM (XvL8K)

198 @ 117 I don't really say any good way for England to get out of this. Nuking London right now would probably be one of the best things that could happen to them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2025 01:22 PM (uWKK
Needs to be some sort of tremendously infective virus that brings on sudden death if one lifts one's ass in the air on Fridays.

__________________________

Sooooooo ... it could legitimately be called the 'Asshoe Virus', yes?

Posted by: Dr_No at October 03, 2025 01:50 PM (ayRl+)

199 178
Called Racist and Nazi and all the left wing punk bands had songs about it and how wonderful it was to let the foreigners into England.

Turns out we were wrong.
Posted by: The Clash

There's no England anymore.

https://youtu.be/gvBci9LU7Ek
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2025 01:46 PM (63Dwl)

I seem to remember a lot of the British Punk bands of the 70s and 80s wearing Swastikas to try to be edgy...

Posted by: XTC at October 03, 2025 01:50 PM (UnA8+)

200 I think it's Ladies Night at the gun range ...

Posted by: Adriane the Weird Accordion Solo Critic . . . at October 03, 2025 01:34 PM (3ZUWJ)
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Oh, what a night.
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That's better than midnight at the Oasis.

Posted by: Crusader at October 03, 2025 01:50 PM (TN0g+)

201 Also, she ran over his dog.
Posted by: garrett

Well, Kristi Noem wasn't around. Somebody had to do it.

Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 01:50 PM (77rzZ)

202 188 I thought everybody's center of mass was in the groin area.
Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 01:48 PM (77rzZ)

Center of obsession. Big difference.

Posted by: It's all just sex sex sex with you! at October 03, 2025 01:50 PM (TbWk/)

203 Cleaning my apartment for the cat sitter. She’s a work friend, and loves my little Lulu. She’s stayed with her before.

Enjoying the quiet before the airport shennanegans Hopefully it won’t be horrid.

I don’t mind flying. It’s the people I can’t stand.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2025 01:50 PM (PComA)

204 Never thought Andy McDowell was that attractive.

She has a vague resemblance to my mother - particularly in Groundhog Day. It's always made me partial towards her albeit in a non-romantic way.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 03, 2025 01:51 PM (ExV1e)

205 Center mass is the only way to go.
Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:43 PM (krQz2)

For some people that IS the dick.

{blows nails}
Posted by: ... at October 03, 2025 01:47 PM


Please, the Paolo he does not appreciate the stealing of the lines.

Posted by: Paolo at October 03, 2025 01:51 PM (kgE5c)

206 This sounds a bit like suicide by jihad. Maybe the vest was his way to ensure he would get shot.

Remember, these fanatics really believe that "paradise" shit and are on the far left side of the IQ curve.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 03, 2025 01:51 PM (NB+tb)

207 191 So you had it surgically reattached to your sternum? Must be a bitch taking a piss.
Posted by: And involuntary wood more embarrassing at October 03, 2025 01:48 PM (TbWk/)

I thought it was said a couple threads ago that the penis is supposed to be attached to a luxury sportscar.

Posted by: XTC at October 03, 2025 01:51 PM (UnA8+)

208 Also, she ran over his dog.
Posted by: garrett
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It's only telltale if she backed up after wards.

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:51 PM (krQz2)

209 Worf was a terrible security officer, so the made him the head of security.
On his watch, how many aliens got on board the enterprise and took it over?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 01:51 PM (ynpvh)

210 A lot of the time being too pretty actually doesn't work well on screen.
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That's what held me back for sure.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 03, 2025 01:52 PM (TN0g+)

211 Enjoying the quiet before the airport shennanegans Hopefully it won’t be horrid.

I don’t mind flying. It’s the people I can’t stand.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2025 01:50 PM (PComA)

So start your own airline then! It's a free market economy!

Posted by: To loop in an earlier discussion at October 03, 2025 01:52 PM (TbWk/)

212 Never thought Andy McDowell was that attractive.
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Big Disagree.

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:52 PM (krQz2)

213
Shooting to wound rather than kill was actual doctrine and still may be in many armies with the idea that you'd be taking out several solders who would be assisting their stricken comrade.

Posted by: Auspex at October 03, 2025 01:52 PM (Y8DZL)

214 Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:49 PM (krQz2)

At least they're female snails. I'm not weird or anything.

Posted by: ... at October 03, 2025 01:52 PM (HXXqj)

215 I’m going to be somewhat charitable to the police and say this was just incompetence not shooting the Jews on purpose.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at October 03, 2025 01:52 PM (wrRTB)

216 It's always made me partial towards her albeit in a non-romantic way.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Yeah, that's what they all say.
-- Zombie Sigmund Freud

Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 01:52 PM (77rzZ)

217 European newspapers and news channels no longer talk about this incident. Did something happen?

Posted by: PG at October 03, 2025 01:53 PM (ErruU)

218 I thought it was said a couple threads ago that the penis is supposed to be attached to a luxury sportscar.
Posted by: XTC at October 03, 2025 01:51 PM (UnA8+)

I think that was, like, literally metaphorical.

Posted by: Like totes at October 03, 2025 01:53 PM (TbWk/)

219 204 Never thought Andy McDowell was that attractive.

She has a vague resemblance to my mother - particularly in Groundhog Day. It's always made me partial towards her albeit in a non-romantic way.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 03, 2025 01:51 PM (ExV1e)

Yeah, someone who looks like either my mother or sister is definitely not someone I would be attracted to. That's besides the point that my sister looks like a younger me with long hair, breasts, and a dress...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 01:53 PM (ynpvh)

220 Enjoying the quiet before the airport shennanegans Hopefully it won’t be horrid.

I don’t mind flying. It’s the people I can’t stand.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2025 01:50 PM (PComA)
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Do you have Precheck?

Only way to fly. (Unless you want to shell out the yearly fee for Clear--which is only available in the larger airports).

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:53 PM (krQz2)

221 FFS if you are Jewish you need to get out of the UK ASAP. It is no different than Germany mid 1930s.

GTFO Jews!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 03, 2025 01:53 PM (17s+e)

222 Yeah, that's what they all say.
-- Zombie Sigmund Freud
Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 01:52 PM (77rzZ)


I'd have gone with...

Just think about Eve Arden. -- Prince Harry

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 03, 2025 01:54 PM (ExV1e)

223 74 Islamists have literally conquered Dearborn MI
Posted by: Vengeance at October 03, 2025 01:32 PM (HEStL)

Yep. Dearborn is now de facto a Shariah law state. Which raises the question of what should be done about it?
Posted by: What to do indeed at October 03, 2025 01:34 PM (TbWk/)

Move the army in, disperse the government and put in a military administration.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 03, 2025 01:54 PM (8avO+)

224 Worf was a terrible security officer, so the made him the head of security.
On his watch, how many aliens got on board the enterprise and took it over?
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Security was routinely lax under Picard. Worf beemed down to a planet without permission at least once, and didn't come clean with his actions on several occassions, and Wesley violated protocal as well.

Posted by: Crusader at October 03, 2025 01:54 PM (TN0g+)

225 Worf was a terrible security officer, so the made him the head of security.

He'd have been fine, if anyone had listened to him. Every idea or order he had was countermanded by Picard.

Worf: Captain, they are firing on us, we should put up our sheilds
Picard: No... that would only seem hostile to them
Whatserface the empath: "captain, I sense hostility in the alien vessel" *pulls her top down to show more cleavage*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 01:54 PM (dfIr7)

226 What really upsets me isn't that they are singing and dancing in the streets and chanting "Death, Death, Death to the IDF." What upsets me is that they've all suspended Curing Cancer and Enriching the Culture.

Ironic, since Jews are over-represented on medical discoveries and patents on processes and cures.

Wanting the death and destruction of those who facilitate their ability to live for many years to hate.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at October 03, 2025 01:54 PM (PVBkQ)

227 So you had it surgically reattached to your sternum? Must be a bitch taking a piss.

Posted by: And involuntary wood more embarrassing at October 03, 2025 01:48 PM (TbWk/)

smol pee pee

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2025 01:54 PM (i24o9)

228 >>FFS if you are Jewish you need to get out of the UK ASAP.


They will arrest you simply for looking too Jewish.

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2025 01:54 PM (+2Z9P)

229 I think that was, like, literally metaphorical.
Posted by: Like totes

No. It was metaphorically literal.

Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 01:54 PM (77rzZ)

230 Shooting to wound rather than kill was actual doctrine and still may be in many armies with the idea that you'd be taking out several solders who would be assisting their stricken comrade.
Posted by: Auspex at October 03, 2025 01:52 PM (Y8DZL)
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The Aztecs knew that about which you talk.

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:54 PM (krQz2)

231 That translation is incorrect. Al Shamie means “the towel”
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 03, 2025 01:29 PM (09LSL)

Heh. "Chamois" leather, like you wash your car with, is made from goat skin. Now you know the rest of the story.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 01:54 PM (Nzhwp)

232 Once they've conquered it, they take to the streets to celebrate their latest murders and chant for the murders of more Jews.

Margh-Bar Mars bars!


Hey you got semtex in my Nitric acid! Reese's Jihad boom cups!


In Islamic USa, Candy Pass YOU out!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2025 01:55 PM (x0n13)

233 Posted by: XTC at October 03, 2025 01:51 PM (UnA8+)

Mine was supposed to be attached to Claudia Schiffer but I guess that didn't happen

Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 01:55 PM (gKWVE)

234 I thought everybody's center of mass was in the groin area.

Not every man has that big a bulg

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 01:55 PM (dfIr7)

235 >>Al Shamie means “the towel”

The Jihad Towel is what you use to wipe off the goat's back.

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2025 01:56 PM (+2Z9P)

236 Only way to fly. (Unless you want to shell out the yearly fee for Clear--which is only available in the larger airports).

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:53 PM (krQz2)


Clear's tech is getting better and better, but the holdup.is now at the TSA. I think they are doing it on purpose to shuttle people to their own biometric system

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (Flying the American Flag!) at October 03, 2025 01:56 PM (e/Uqq)

237 234 I thought everybody's center of mass was in the groin area.

Not every man has that big a bulg
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 01:55 PM (dfIr7)

oWo

Posted by: What's this? at October 03, 2025 01:56 PM (TbWk/)

238 OT Breaking: We blew up another Venezuela drug boat (Hegsgeth announced it)...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 03, 2025 01:56 PM (tOcjL)

239 Shooting to wound rather than kill was actual doctrine and still may be in many armies with the idea that you'd be taking out several solders who would be assisting their stricken comrade.

Shooting to wound, in hunting communities is considered cruel. Its humane to shoot to kill.

We should be humane.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at October 03, 2025 01:56 PM (PVBkQ)

240 One has to remember that the UK police are like the Portland police. They protect their terrorist allies.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 03, 2025 01:56 PM (0U5gm)

241
Joe Mannix shoulder shots were dwarfed by Marshall Dillon.

Posted by: Auspex at October 03, 2025 01:56 PM (Y8DZL)

242
234 I thought everybody's center of mass was in the groin area.

Not every man has that big a bulg
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 01:55 PM (dfIr7)


Geriatric grapefruit-sized testicles in a net bag scrotum dragging on the floor.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2025 01:56 PM (x0n13)

243 117 I don't really say any good way for England to get out of this.



The long history of islam has shown that it is irreversible with three exceptions - Spain, and China, and parts of Israel.

- Spain took back their land over 700? years, but those were different times.
- China is just cleansing their empire of natives who might be a threat.
- Israel. One reason I support Israel going medieval in Gaza is that I want ethnic cleansing and total war "normalized" again because that is what the West needs to do to survive.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 03, 2025 01:56 PM (NB+tb)

244 238 OT Breaking: We blew up another Venezuela drug boat (Hegsgeth announced it)...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 03, 2025 01:56 PM (tOcjL)

This keeps up and Venezuela won't have a navy anymore...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 01:56 PM (ynpvh)

245 Never thought Andy McDowell was that attractive.


She used to live up here, next to a friend of mine. She was really attractive. But crazy as squirrel shit.
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She lived here for a while. Attended my church. I never figured out why she was an 'actress'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2025 01:49 PM (XeU6L)

Probably knew someone who was hiring actresses. Hollywood is pretty incestuous these days.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 03, 2025 01:56 PM (8avO+)

246 Heh. "Chamois" leather, like you wash your car with, is made from goat skin. Now you know the rest of the story.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The chamois is a goat-antelope of European mountains.

Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 01:57 PM (77rzZ)

247 Nobody should be able to fly using a "Real ID" since we learned this week that the seriousness used in creating them is NONE.

Posted by: Crusader at October 03, 2025 01:57 PM (TN0g+)

248 Jihad the Syrian. Perfect.


Ahem.

"The Struggle Against The Lower Self the Syrian."

Posted by: Sharkman at October 03, 2025 01:57 PM (VilUZ)

249 >>Al Shamie means “the towel”

The Jihad Towel is what you use to wipe off the goat's back.

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2025 01:56 PM (+2Z9P)

Al Shamie to goat:

"You're gonna love these nuts."

"Durkina, durkina, durkina."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2025 01:57 PM (i24o9)

250
All your LARPing university intifadists: this is what "Globalize the Intifada" is.

Every Jew will eventually be considered a Zionist.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2025 01:57 PM (tgvbd)

251 "Police arrested three people Thursday on suspicion of the preparation or commission of acts of terrorism. They are two men in their 30s and a woman in her 60s."

They're probably just Brits who noted -- very intolerantly -- on FB that the Syrian looked Middle Eastern.

Posted by: red speck at October 03, 2025 01:57 PM (0Id0S)

252 235 >>Al Shamie means “the towel”

The Jihad Towel is what you use to wipe off the goat's back.
Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2025 01:56 PM (+2Z9P)


That's Oy Schmatte! in Yiddish....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2025 01:57 PM (x0n13)

253 What the UK really needs is a Les Grossman to run for PM.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 03, 2025 01:58 PM (ExV1e)

254 The NC legislature passed a bill by veto proof majorities to end no-cash bail and close other loopholes letting violent offenders loose. Gov Dickweed still hadn't signed it as of yesterday. Oh, and most of the no votes came from the black legislators.

Posted by: the dandy at October 03, 2025 01:29 PM (8l8nW)

If passed by a veto-proof majority, it becomes law, signed or not, right?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 01:58 PM (Nzhwp)

255 I thought everybody's center of mass was in the groin area.
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Well, I didn't think I could speak for everybody...

Plus, it's about the guy I'm shooting at.

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 01:58 PM (krQz2)

256 UK oinkers need some range time, so it seems.

Posted by: sTevo at October 03, 2025 01:58 PM (CWGlO)

257 I thought everybody's center of mass was in the groin area.

Not every man has that big a bulg
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 01:55 PM (dfIr7)


Geriatric grapefruit-sized testicles in a net bag scrotum dragging on the floor.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2025 01:56 PM (x0n13)
_______

"We told ya"

-- AC/DC

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 03, 2025 01:58 PM (iFTx/)

258 240 One has to remember that the UK police are like the Portland police. They protect their terrorist allies.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 03, 2025 01:56 PM (0U5gm)

But anarcho-tyranny is just a conspiracy theory held by right-wing nut jobs.

Posted by: Don't believe your lying eyes at October 03, 2025 01:58 PM (TbWk/)

259 >>>Worf was a terrible security officer, so the made him the head of security.
On his watch, how many aliens got on board the enterprise and took it over?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

>Worf's primary concern was detaining alien poontang. Not a bad position if you can check off all of the DEI boxes in HR.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 03, 2025 01:58 PM (mfT7D)

260 225 Worf was a terrible security officer, so the made him the head of security.

He'd have been fine, if anyone had listened to him. Every idea or order he had was countermanded by Picard.

Worf: Captain, they are firing on us, we should put up our sheilds
Picard: No... that would only seem hostile to them
Whatserface the empath: "captain, I sense hostility in the alien vessel" *pulls her top down to show more cleavage*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 01:54 PM (dfIr7)

I still chuckle when I think about the episode where Riker fell in love with a member of a single-sex/hermaphroditic species that laid eggs and impregnated them. I guess Riker liked chicks with dicks...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 01:58 PM (ynpvh)

261 254 The NC legislature passed a bill by veto proof majorities to end no-cash bail and close other loopholes letting violent offenders loose. Gov Dickweed still hadn't signed it as of yesterday. Oh, and most of the no votes came from the black legislators.

Posted by: the dandy at October 03, 2025 01:29 PM (8l8nW)

If passed by a veto-proof majority, it becomes law, signed or not, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 01:58 PM (Nzhwp)

=======

The legislature would have to vote on the bill again after a veto to make it law. The original passage at that level just signals that it will become law whether the governor approves or not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 03, 2025 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

262 >>>Worf was a terrible security officer, so the made him the head of security. On his watch, how many aliens got on board the enterprise and took it over?

The ship's therapist got to sit next to the captain and her ex-boyfriend in her jammies and talk about everyone's feelz. And don't get me started on that asshole teenager allowed to steer the flagship of the Federation.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 03, 2025 01:59 PM (CwhoI)

263 Probably knew someone who was hiring actresses. Hollywood is pretty incestuous these days.
Posted by: Oldcat

Prolly just showed at Weinstein's place.

Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 01:59 PM (77rzZ)

264 Called Racist and Nazi and all the left wing punk bands had songs about it and how wonderful it was to let the foreigners into England.

Turns out we were wrong.
Posted by: The Clash

There's no England anymore.

https://youtu.be/gvBci9LU7Ek

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2025 01:46 PM (63Dwl)

Johnny Rotten asked the audience at the last Sex Pistols concert, “Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?”

Dude was awfully damned prescient.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 03, 2025 01:59 PM (wtvvX)

265 Jihad al-Shamie, and his cousin, Derka Derka Muhammed Jihad

Posted by: brak at October 03, 2025 01:59 PM (jGJov)

266
It may be, however, that Mannix had better stats for walking into a bar and slugging someone to get information than Dillon.

Posted by: Auspex at October 03, 2025 01:59 PM (Y8DZL)

267 Al Shamie to goat:

"You're gonna love these nuts."

"Durkina, durkina, durkina."
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2025 01:57 PM (i24o9)

You following me camera guy?

Posted by: Slap Chop I KEEL YOU! at October 03, 2025 01:59 PM (TbWk/)

268 Andie McDowell had gorgeous hair, but that was about it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 03, 2025 01:59 PM (0U5gm)

269 I'm starting to think the European populations hate jews so much, that's why they have these open door policies to Muslims.

Posted by: Leupold at October 03, 2025 01:59 PM (eIzlH)

270 187 Coptic churches in Egypt go up in flames, and the local authorities shrug while denying rebuilding permits.

Same thing is happening in France. Often.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
---------------------

Coming to a neighborhood near you. Soon

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 03, 2025 02:00 PM (KOTyL)

271 225 Worf was a terrible security officer, so the made him the head of security.

I will always love Worf for his line in First Contact when they are about to fight the Borg as they are trying to reach engineering.

'Ready Phasers!' and then proceeds to bash a borg in the face with his. It makes me laugh every time.

Posted by: Nelly at October 03, 2025 02:00 PM (cHLus)

272 GTFO Jews!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 03, 2025 01:53 PM (17s+e)


Exactly.

And Israel is happy to welcome them as full and immediate citizens!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (Flying the American Flag!) at October 03, 2025 02:00 PM (e/Uqq)

273 He is . . . The Most Muslim Man in the World:

https://tinyurl.com/Most-Muzzie-Man-ITW

Posted by: Sharkman at October 03, 2025 02:00 PM (VilUZ)

274
Star Trek TNG was an awful series. The New Coke of the franchise.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2025 02:00 PM (tgvbd)

275 Johnny Rotten asked the audience at the last Sex Pistols concert, “Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?”

Dude was awfully damned prescient.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 03, 2025 01:59 PM (wtvvX)

Answer: yes. Did we ever have our own Johnny Rotten here in the US?

Posted by: I think they've all been commies at October 03, 2025 02:01 PM (TbWk/)

276 - China is just cleansing their empire of natives who might be a threat.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)


There's a reason why china is 95% ethnic Han. And has been for several hundred years.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 03, 2025 02:01 PM (mlg/3)

277 And don't get me started on that asshole teenager allowed to steer the flagship of the Federation.

The one that annoyed and confused me the most was Data. You made a toaster an officer? And gave him the authority to run the ship? He literally highjacked the ship and crew once. You don't put AI in charge of anything

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 02:01 PM (dfIr7)

278 243 Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 03, 2025 01:56 PM (NB+tb)


Unfortunately Spain butchered and/or expelled their jews along with theMuslims


My grandfather avoided being immediately sent to Auschwitz by the Nazis when the rounded up the Hungarian Jews when he was able to prove Spanish ancestry going back 500 years when his descendants fled Spain.

He still ultimately wound up as a slave laborer along with the rest of my mother's family.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2025 02:01 PM (x0n13)

279 I'm starting to think the European populations hate jews so much, that's why they have these open door policies to Muslims.
Posted by: Leupold at October 03, 2025 01:59 PM (eIzlH)


European populations do not have open door policies to Muslims.
European leaders have open door policies to Muslims.

You can question why that's the case but I suspect personal graft comes higher on the list than Jew hate. That's just a bennie.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 03, 2025 02:02 PM (ExV1e)

280 The legislature would have to vote on the bill again after a veto to make it law. The original passage at that level just signals that it will become law whether the governor approves or not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 03, 2025 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

Au contrite, LA had a vetoed bill where the Reps had the votes to override it, but they chose not to. Because that’s not who they are.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 03, 2025 02:02 PM (09LSL)

281 I'm starting to think the European populations hate jews so much

Europeans have always hated Jews. Always. The excuses change, but the hate has always remained.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 02:02 PM (dfIr7)

282 Star Trek TNG was an awful series. The New Coke of the franchise.
----
Yep. TNG spent too much time fighting germs, and not enough time fighting Romulans and Klingons.

The series that followed TNG was even worse and I have steadfastly refused to watch 10 minutes of it. In place of Romulans and Klingons they had creatures that could have been costumed Disneyland characters. Sorry, but I'm not taking the 4 foot doofus looking character with the footlong ears seriously. Bring back the Romulans or none of this matters.

Posted by: Crusader at October 03, 2025 02:02 PM (TN0g+)

283 280 The legislature would have to vote on the bill again after a veto to make it law. The original passage at that level just signals that it will become law whether the governor approves or not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 03, 2025 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

Au contrite, LA had a vetoed bill where the Reps had the votes to override it, but they chose not to. Because that’s not who they are.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 03, 2025 02:02 PM (09LSL)

======

Yes, that can also happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 03, 2025 02:03 PM (GBKbO)

284 Was that before or after the rape?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder,


After apparently
@Mr_Andrew_Fox 1h
BREAKING

Jihad al-Shami was on bail for rape at the time of his attack on a Manchester synagogue.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 03, 2025 02:03 PM (mlg/3)

285 276 - China is just cleansing their empire of natives who might be a threat.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

There's a reason why china is 95% ethnic Han. And has been for several hundred years.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 03, 2025 02:01 PM (mlg/3)

I laugh when they claim 5000 years of Chinese Empires; I guess Ghengis Khan was Chinese, not Mongol...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 02:03 PM (ynpvh)

286 The one that annoyed and confused me the most was Data. You made a toaster an officer? And gave him the authority to run the ship? He literally highjacked the ship and crew once. You don't put AI in charge of anything
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

They felt they needed a Spock-like character, skilled at logic and deficient in emotion.

Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 02:03 PM (77rzZ)

287
Jewish population of Europe, 1933: 9.2 million

Jewish population of Europe, 2025: 1.3 million

Expect that number to go down.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2025 02:03 PM (tgvbd)

288 Star Trekkin,' British Police style.....


"We come in peace! *shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill (Jews)*"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 03, 2025 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

289 279 You can question why that's the case but I suspect personal graft comes higher on the list than Jew hate. That's just a bennie.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 03, 2025 02:02 PM (ExV1e)


European Jew-hate goes back to early Christianity sadly the usual reasons. Deicide, tropes about money and so forth.

If you can find it, one of the few things PBS did of any value was a non Ken Burns series many years ago called "The World's Oldest Hatred."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2025 02:04 PM (x0n13)

290 Star Trek TNG was an awful series. The New Coke of the franchise.

Yeah but there is a generation that grew up loving it and shapes their entire idea of tech and sci fi by that show.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 02:04 PM (dfIr7)

291 There's a reason why china is 95% ethnic Han. And has been for several hundred years.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

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Well, anther reason is that they like. Like the Soviets there is incentive for ethnic minorities to make believe they are part of the Han group.

I always wonder what the real number is, but you are right -- they are masters at genocide.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 03, 2025 02:04 PM (NB+tb)

292
You don't put AI in charge of anything
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

==============

Endorsed.

Posted by: Crew of the Nostromo at October 03, 2025 02:04 PM (4U88C)

293 From DM:

The terrorist responsible for the Manchester synagogue attack was reportedly out on bail for alleged rape when he carried out the massacre - and struggling with debt after splitting from his wife.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 03, 2025 02:04 PM (rJ48h)

294 @Mr_Andrew_Fox 1h
BREAKING

Jihad al-Shami was on bail for rape at the time of his attack on a Manchester synagogue.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 03, 2025 02:03 PM (mlg/3)



In what country? He was initially reported as "Baltimore man."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 03, 2025 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

295 They felt they needed a Spock-like character, skilled at logic and deficient in emotion.

Which is fine, but you make him an advisor, with no authority or command power. He's a utensil, a tool. He stands in the corner until needed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 02:05 PM (dfIr7)

296 "Al-Shamie entered the United Kingdom as a young child"

Pardon me, a 16, maybe 15-year-old is not "a young child." Big enough to strap on a bomb vest or drive a car into a crowd, for sure!!

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at October 03, 2025 02:05 PM (S7XGO)

297
*lie

Well, anther reason is that they lie.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 03, 2025 02:05 PM (NB+tb)

298 If the Holodeck walls could talk.

Epstein would be jealous.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 03, 2025 02:05 PM (Sco7b)

299 My grandfather avoided being immediately sent to Auschwitz by the Nazis when the rounded up the Hungarian Jews when he was able to prove Spanish ancestry going back 500 years when his descendants fled Spain.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Your grandfather had descendants going back 500 years???? No wonder the Nais were wary of him.

Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 02:05 PM (77rzZ)

300 European Jew-hate goes back to early Christianity sadly the usual reasons. Deicide, tropes about money and so forth.

It goes back earlier than that, Christianity just gave them different excuses for the preexisting hate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 02:06 PM (dfIr7)

301 The terrorist responsible for the Manchester synagogue attack was reportedly out on bail for alleged rape when he carried out the massacre - and struggling with debt after splitting from his wife.
Posted by: mr tmz at October 03, 2025 02:04 PM (rJ48h)

Those damned hook-nosed moneylenders and their usury!

Posted by: And their tiny festive hats! at October 03, 2025 02:06 PM (TbWk/)

302 299 Your grandfather had descendants going back 500 years???? No wonder the Nais were wary of him.
Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 02:05 PM (77rzZ)


He was able to find the birth and death records evidently that went back that far and so he was temporarily spared deportation to Birkenau.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2025 02:07 PM (x0n13)

303 Yeah but there is a generation that grew up loving it and shapes their entire idea of tech and sci fi by that show.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 02:04 PM (dfIr7)

And the majority of the generation that still makes fun of those nerds.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 03, 2025 02:07 PM (09LSL)

304
The NC legislature passed a bill by veto proof majorities to end no-cash bail and close other loopholes letting violent offenders loose.

===============

Barn door status: closed

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 03, 2025 02:07 PM (4U88C)

305 When I saw Whoopie Goldstein on a Star Trek episode, I knew the franchise had reach depths so low that not even Andrew Dice Clay could have brought it back.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 03, 2025 02:07 PM (mfT7D)

306
He was able to find the birth and death records evidently that went back that far and so he was temporarily spared deportation to Birkenau.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2025 02:07 PM (x0n13)



Wow.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 03, 2025 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

307 The NC legislature passed a bill by veto proof majorities to end no-cash bail and close other loopholes letting violent offenders loose.

===============



And it only took the murder of one Ukrainian refugee.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 03, 2025 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

308 Your grandfather had descendants going back 500 years???? No wonder the Nais were wary of him.
Posted by: Bulg

He was able to find the birth and death records evidently that went back that far and so he was temporarily spared deportation to Birkenau.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

You didn't get it.

Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 02:08 PM (77rzZ)

309 288 Star Trekkin,' British Police style.....


"We come in peace! *shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill (Jews)*"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 03, 2025 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

More like Daaleks.
"EXTERMINAAAAATE!"

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 03, 2025 02:08 PM (wtvvX)

310 197 Seems like Rockford got knocked out and his wallet stolen on every episode too.

it's fun to watch rockford and think about how different the episodes would be if he had a smartphone in his pocket.

Posted by: anachronda at October 03, 2025 02:08 PM (v3pYe)

311 Never thought Andy McDowell was that attractive.


She used to live up here, next to a friend of mine. She was really attractive. But crazy as squirrel shit.
--------

She lived here for a while. Attended my church. I never figured out why she was an 'actress'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2025 01:49 PM (XeU6L)

Probably knew someone who was hiring actresses. Hollywood is pretty incestuous these days.
Posted by: Oldcat
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The ultimate comment on her acting is that *every* spoken word in 'Greystoke' was overdubbed by Glen Close.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2025 02:08 PM (XeU6L)

312 I laugh when they claim 5000 years of Chinese Empires; I guess Ghengis Khan was Chinese, not Mongol...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

-----------
Yes. And the Manchu
They tie themselves in knots explaining that shit.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 03, 2025 02:09 PM (NB+tb)

313 306 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 03, 2025 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)



When the Nazis invaded Hungary, their first Jewish targets were non Hungarian Jews from other countries first, and those that lived in the countryside. Then they went after the Jews in the big cities.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2025 02:09 PM (x0n13)

314
it's fun to watch rockford and think about how different the episodes would be if he had a smartphone in his pocket.
Posted by: anachronda at October 03, 2025 02:08 PM (v3pYe)



It often surprised me he never shot Angel and rolled him into the ocean.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 03, 2025 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

315 JJ Sefton, odd, that. Since Franco hated him some Jews almost as much as Schiklgruber did. I don't think his dictatorship was much of a haven.
Salazar on the other hand, I dunno (except that any Jews over there would be as malnourished as the natives)

Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 02:09 PM (gKWVE)

316 Just to settle the argument, center mass means center mass of whatever you see to shoot at. Ass, elbow or dick, shoot at the center of that mass. Or ass. Or dick.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 03, 2025 02:09 PM (MZ+PY)

317 Oh shit. The Sun is reporting that we are about to invade Venezuela.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 03, 2025 02:10 PM (09LSL)

318 292 You don't put AI in charge of anything
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

==============

Endorsed.
Posted by: Crew of the Nostromo


but who's gonna coordinate things?

Posted by: norman 1 at October 03, 2025 02:10 PM (v3pYe)

319 317 Oh shit. The Sun is reporting that we are about to invade Venezuela.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 03, 2025 02:10 PM (09LSL)

========

"The Sun is full of shit."
-99% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 03, 2025 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

320 309 288 Star Trekkin,' British Police style.....


"We come in peace! *shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill (Jews)*"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 03, 2025 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

More like Daaleks.
"EXTERMINAAAAATE!"

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 03, 2025 02:08 PM (wtvvX)

No, no, no. The Daleks were merely stating a recipe...
Eggs, stir, marinate!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 02:10 PM (ynpvh)

321 I follow some anonymous accounts outside the surveillance of the police state of the UK.

The UK is fucked far worse than you think.

Like, they arrested a couple of guys for beating back a muslim who was attacking them with a knife.

Why? Obstruction of justice.
Because, if they'd just let him kill them, then they could have investigated the crime of murder.
They obstructed their ability to investigate the crime of murder.
I am not kidding, that's what they told them.

Another: They have now made bike theft outside a station "not a crime" if it's valued at less than 50 pounds.
Because the musslims are stealing the bikes.
And now all bikes will never be valued at more that 50 pounds.

We need to, as a nation, cut the UK, Canada and Australia loose.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 03, 2025 02:11 PM (v/TvA)

322 Shooting to wound rather than kill was actual doctrine and still may be in many armies with the idea that you'd be taking out several solders who would be assisting their stricken comrade.
Posted by: Auspex at October 03, 2025 01:52 PM (Y8DZL)

It's my understanding that military ammo is ball ammo for just that reason.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 02:11 PM (Nzhwp)

323

Why doesnt anyone ask Whoppi Goldberg why she uses that Jewish last name.

Nasty skank gets handled with kid gloves.

Posted by: E Buzz at October 03, 2025 02:11 PM (7PLlJ)

324 Isn't TSA part of the government shutdown?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 03, 2025 02:11 PM (kUxzU)

325
Oh shit. The Sun is reporting that we are about to invade Venezuela.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

=============

Oof if true. What is The Sun's source?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 03, 2025 02:12 PM (4U88C)

326 The UK is rapidly devolving into the worst of every dystopian sci-fi nightmare.

We need to treat the UK the same as North Korea.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 03, 2025 02:12 PM (v/TvA)

327 I laugh when they claim 5000 years of Chinese Empires; I guess Ghengis Khan was Chinese, not Mongol...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

-----------
Yes. And the Manchu
They tie themselves in knots explaining that shit.
Posted by: bob

It was a cultural thing. The Mongols, the Manchus, and the other non-Han dynasties were assimilated into Chinese culture.

Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 02:12 PM (77rzZ)

328 Isn't TSA part of the government shutdown?
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 03, 2025 02:11 PM (kUxzU)



It's one of those necessary services that immune to government shutdowns.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 03, 2025 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

329 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 03, 2025 02:11 PM (v/TvA)

Sounds Daniel Penny-ish. And Portland-ish. This shit's already here.

Posted by: Govern yourselves accordingly at October 03, 2025 02:12 PM (TbWk/)

330 317 Oh shit. The Sun is reporting that we are about to invade Venezuela.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 03, 2025 02:10 PM (09LSL)

No bLOoD fOr OiL!!11!11

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 03, 2025 02:13 PM (wtvvX)

331 Which is fine, but you make him an advisor, with no authority or command power. He's a utensil, a tool. He stands in the corner until needed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor a


Spock is replaced with a half dozen characters IIRC, including advisors. (Data, the woman who "feels" shit, .. I don't know I only watched a couple episodes when it came out and that was my only insight.)

It is lazy writing. It is easier to write for an ensemble and write about their feelings, than to write a compelling story. (But look who I am telling this to. Sorry.)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 03, 2025 02:13 PM (NB+tb)

332
Oof if true. What is The Sun's source?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 03, 2025 02:12 PM (4U88C)




*Hangs up phone*

*rubs hands together*

*giggles maniacally*

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at October 03, 2025 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

333 Shooting to wound rather than kill was actual doctrine and still may be in many armies with the idea that you'd be taking out several solders who would be assisting their stricken comrade.
Posted by: Auspex at October 03, 2025 01:52 PM (Y8DZL)

It's my understanding that military ammo is ball ammo for just that reason.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 02:11 PM (Nzhwp)

Specially designed for scrotum shots.

Posted by: Get it? Because...I'll see myself out. at October 03, 2025 02:13 PM (TbWk/)

334 Or, if you live in Michigan or Minnesota or Maine -- you're already enjoying this level of Cultural Enrichment

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Muzzies seem to favor M states. Rats-- I was gonna move to Missouri.

Posted by: Bigsmith at October 03, 2025 02:13 PM (1Au9i)

335 315 JJ Sefton, odd, that. Since Franco hated him some Jews almost as much as Schiklgruber did. I don't think his dictatorship was much of a haven.
Salazar on the other hand, I dunno (except that any Jews over there would be as malnourished as the natives)
Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 02:09 PM (gKWVE)


My ancestors fled Spain at the time of the Inquisition. Spain is still = very anti-Semitic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2025 02:13 PM (x0n13)

336 They felt they needed a Spock-like character, skilled at logic and deficient in emotion.
Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 02:03 PM (77rzZ)
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*Every* Trek show since TOS seems to have an expy of Spock.

TNG had Data, DS9 had Odo, and VOY cloned Spock with a black Vulcan (Tuvok).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 03, 2025 02:13 PM (IBQGV)

337 Hey, Counselor Troy, tongue my balls from across the bridge with your mind thoughts, eh?

Posted by: CPO Dice Clay at October 03, 2025 02:14 PM (mfT7D)

338 333 Shooting to wound rather than kill was actual doctrine and still may be in many armies with the idea that you'd be taking out several solders who would be assisting their stricken comrade.
Posted by: Auspex at October 03, 2025 01:52 PM (Y8DZL)

It's my understanding that military ammo is ball ammo for just that reason.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 02:11 PM (Nzhwp)

Specially designed for scrotum shots.

Posted by: Get it? Because...I'll see myself out. at October 03, 2025 02:13 PM (TbWk/)

And here I thought they were suppository shape to be shot up the enemy's ass...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 02:14 PM (ynpvh)

339 The physical demands and damage involved dissuaded us both from bidding careers as Private Investigators.

Posted by: Caleb and Alec For Shriners at October 03, 2025 02:14 PM (oftw2)

340 When the Nazis invaded Hungary, their first Jewish targets were non Hungarian Jews from other countries first, and those that lived in the countryside. Then they went after the Jews in the big cities.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

JJ, in case you were confused by my post, you used the word "descendants" who went back 500 years, not "ancestors."

Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 02:14 PM (77rzZ)

341 The British police responded to an attack on a synagogue by shooting the Jews. Perfect.
_____

Seriously, WTF?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 03, 2025 02:14 PM (Dv3i1)

342 The UK is rapidly devolving into the worst of every dystopian sci-fi nightmare.

We need to treat the UK the same as North Korea.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 03, 2025 02:12 PM (v/TvA)

Who has the better cuisine?

Posted by: Josephistan at October 03, 2025 02:14 PM (y9ksN)

343 Post 1: Media trust is at all-time low.

Post 2: Exhibit 1: Terrorist named, Jihad The Syrian, is probably a far-right white guy, according to the media.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2025 02:15 PM (i24o9)

344 Ball ammo is also cheaper and easier to make. They might have preferred better ammo for rifles, but militaries don’t give a shit about pistol ammo.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 03, 2025 02:15 PM (09LSL)

345 Oh shit. The Sun is reporting that we are about to invade Venezuela.
------

I don't think Trump believes in "invading" anything. We just break stuff (from above) and then go home.

Posted by: Crusader at October 03, 2025 02:15 PM (TN0g+)

346 336 They felt they needed a Spock-like character, skilled at logic and deficient in emotion.
Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 02:03 PM (77rzZ)
---
*Every* Trek show since TOS seems to have an expy of Spock.

TNG had Data, DS9 had Odo, and VOY cloned Spock with a black Vulcan (Tuvok).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 03, 2025 02:13 PM (IBQGV)

You sayin' Tuvok was DEI Spock?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 02:15 PM (ynpvh)

347
Seriously, WTF?
Posted by: Chuck Martel

==============

Seriously, one of those dead Jews was shot through the synagogue door.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 03, 2025 02:15 PM (4U88C)

348 My ancestors fled Spain at the time of the Inquisition. Spain is still = very anti-Semitic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2025 02:13 PM (x0n13)

In a nutshell what is the deal with the historical persecution of Jews? We see it in so many different times and places with so many different stated motivations.

Posted by: Honest question. It perplexes me. at October 03, 2025 02:15 PM (TbWk/)

349 It was a cultural thing. The Mongols, the Manchus, and the other non-Han dynasties were assimilated into Chinese culture.
Posted by: Bulg

Just like the Tibetans and Uyghurs.

They may all look alike to Westerners, but China is as diverse as Europe. And that culture was assimilated under threat of extermination.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 03, 2025 02:16 PM (NB+tb)

350 where did you see that?

Posted by: ace at October 03, 2025 01:28 PM (KRtlO)
**************************************

In the Telegraph article linked in the name in my previous post (and this one).

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at October 03, 2025 02:16 PM (uya/g)

351 340 JJ, in case you were confused by my post, you used the word "descendants" who went back 500 years, not "ancestors."
Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 02:14 PM (77rzZ)


Yeah, I'm a little foggy. Early cocktail hour. Took he wife in for a CT scan this morning. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2025 02:16 PM (x0n13)

352 342 The UK is rapidly devolving into the worst of every dystopian sci-fi nightmare.

We need to treat the UK the same as North Korea.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 03, 2025 02:12 PM (v/TvA)

Who has the better cuisine?

Posted by: Josephistan at October 03, 2025 02:14 PM (y9ksN)

You don't get fat on Nork cuisine...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 02:16 PM (ynpvh)

353 348 In a nutshell what is the deal with the historical persecution of Jews? We see it in so many different times and places with so many different stated motivations.
Posted by: Honest question. It perplexes me. at October 03, 2025 02:15 PM (TbWk/)

Jealousy.

Posted by: XTC at October 03, 2025 02:16 PM (UnA8+)

354 My ancestors fled Spain at the time of the Inquisition. Spain is still = very anti-Semitic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Now Spain is also anti-Spanish. Crazy how that happened.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 03, 2025 02:16 PM (Dv3i1)

355 Oh shit. The Sun is reporting that we are about to invade Venezuela.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 03, 2025 02:10 PM (09LSL)

Trump just called the cartels unlawful combatants or some such.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2025 02:17 PM (i24o9)

356 The physical demands and damage involved dissuaded us both from bidding careers as Private Investigators.
Posted by: Caleb and Alec For Shriners
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Those beautiful blankets are perfect for night time stakeouts.

Posted by: Crusader at October 03, 2025 02:17 PM (TN0g+)

357 349 It was a cultural thing. The Mongols, the Manchus, and the other non-Han dynasties were assimilated into Chinese culture.
Posted by: Bulg

Just like the Tibetans and Uyghurs.

They may all look alike to Westerners, but China is as diverse as Europe. And that culture was assimilated under threat of extermination.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at October 03, 2025 02:16 PM (NB+tb)

Yeah, same with the "dialects" which are more like how we would consider languages in Europe...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 02:17 PM (ynpvh)

358 You sayin' Tuvok was DEI Spock?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 02:15 PM (ynpvh

Temu Spock.

Posted by: Cheap knockoff at October 03, 2025 02:17 PM (TbWk/)

359 We need to treat the UK the same as North Korea.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 03, 2025 02:12 PM (v/TvA)

Who has the better cuisine?

Posted by: Josephistan


Euwell Gibbons would pick N Korean tree bark as the superior meal.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 03, 2025 02:17 PM (0U5gm)

360 348 In a nutshell what is the deal with the historical persecution of Jews? We see it in so many different times and places with so many different stated motivations.
Posted by: Honest question. It perplexes me. at October 03, 2025 02:15 PM (TbWk/)


Sadly a large part of it comes from the time of the transition from the Roman empire to Catholicism.

The whole Deicide trop that "The JEWS" killed Christ which unfortunately lasts unto this day in far too many unreconstructed minds.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2025 02:18 PM (x0n13)

361 a fake suicide belt

All the cool kids are wearing one for the ride to hell.

Posted by: DaveA at October 03, 2025 02:18 PM (FhXTo)

362 Yeah, I'm a little foggy. Early cocktail hour. Took he wife in for a CT scan this morning. Fingers crossed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Prayer up, JJ.

Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 02:19 PM (77rzZ)

363 360 348 In a nutshell what is the deal with the historical persecution of Jews? We see it in so many different times and places with so many different stated motivations.
Posted by: Honest question. It perplexes me. at October 03, 2025 02:15 PM (TbWk/)


Sadly a large part of it comes from the time of the transition from the Roman empire to Catholicism.

The whole Deicide trop that "The JEWS" killed Christ which unfortunately lasts unto this day in far too many unreconstructed minds.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2025 02:18 PM (x0n13)

Indeed. It ignores the fact that Pontius Pilate gave the order to have him crucified, and that the Romans carried it out.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 02:19 PM (ynpvh)

364 Hot Air/Orange County Register

Everyone's Pissed Off in CA: ‘Very Mean Squirrel’ Has Sent at Least 2 People to the ER in This California City

Joan Heblack told ABC affiliate KGO-TV that she was walking in the Lucas Valley neighborhood of San Rafael when a squirrel seemingly came out of nowhere and attacked her leg, clawing and biting.

“It clamped onto my leg. The tail was flying up here. I was like, ‘Get it off me, get off me!’” Heblack said.

Isabel Campoy also said she was attacked while walking in the same area. The squirrel launched itself from the ground to her face and wound up on her arm, leaving it bloody, she said.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 03, 2025 02:19 PM (TGPs7)

365
In the Telegraph article linked in the name in my previous post (and this one).
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at October 03, 2025 02:16 PM (uya/g)

The jihadist's father is a trauma surgeon cheering on Hamas in writing?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 03, 2025 02:19 PM (jPh2t)

366 I think a lot of the Jewish persecution was because they were the money lenders of Europe for a long time. The Church forbade charging interest on loans, so no Christian could start a bank.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 03, 2025 02:19 PM (09LSL)

367 Records indicate that Jihad al-Shamie briefly attended Harvard as a visiting professor in 2023 under the pseudonym, LaSlattern CooterRica.

Posted by: banana Dream




Speaking of fake names, Harvard has yet to realize that their latest freak here's fake name, "LaWhore Vagistan," is actually a swat at the Muslim city in Pokeeston, Lahore. Once they figure out the freak is actually insulting Islam, I'll bet they un-hire the thing.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 03, 2025 02:19 PM (VilUZ)

368 Now T'Pol on Enterprise had great tits and that goes a long way.

Posted by: Let's get illogical, baby at October 03, 2025 02:19 PM (TbWk/)

369 The whole Voyager bridge was an exercise in political-correctness. Just blatant pandering. Only in the last decade have people been warming to it - ignore the demographics, look at the story!
Well, the story was fourth-rate too. It only looks good now because so much nuTrek has been ass.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 02:20 PM (gKWVE)

370 366 I think a lot of the Jewish persecution was because they were the money lenders of Europe for a long time. The Church forbade charging interest on loans, so no Christian could start a bank.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 03, 2025 02:19 PM (09LSL)

Well, they could've, but it would be a non-profit bank...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 02:20 PM (ynpvh)

371 In a nutshell what is the deal with the historical persecution of Jews? We see it in so many different times and places with so many different stated motivations.
Posted by: Honest question. It perplexes me. at October 03, 2025 02:15 PM (TbWk/)

They take other peoples' cheese.

Posted by: Mossad Took My Cheese at October 03, 2025 02:20 PM (re2W5)

372 .556 ammo was adopted because the smaller, high velocity round was designed to wound, and tumble upon entry, as opposed to the 7.62 or 30 cal, which was more likely to blow a hole in you and keep going. So I was told...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 03, 2025 02:20 PM (MZ+PY)

373
Also Jews like virtually any ethnic or religious group tend to be close knit and clannish. With Jews, in many places they were by law forced to live apart, hence the Italian word "ghetto" which has nothing to do with black america.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2025 02:20 PM (x0n13)

374 49 One of my YouTube faves is a channel called Italia Squisita, features Italian chefs working mainly in Europe.

Kallisto, that is indeed a great channel! There is another one with the lovely Anne-Maree O'Brien sampling the UK's greatest restaurants, "The Scene Series."

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at October 03, 2025 02:20 PM (S7XGO)

375 >> If passed by a veto-proof majority, it becomes law, signed or not, right?


Yes, today is the 10th day so if he takes no action it becomes law. If he vetoes it they have to vote again. Apparently one reason he's waffling is that it reinstates the death penalty that judges have somehow been blocking since 2006.

Posted by: the dandy at October 03, 2025 02:20 PM (8l8nW)

376 369 The whole Voyager bridge was an exercise in political-correctness. Just blatant pandering. Only in the last decade have people been warming to it - ignore the demographics, look at the story!
Well, the story was fourth-rate too. It only looks good now because so much nuTrek has been ass.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 02:20 PM (gKWVE)

There was even an alien that was shtupping another alien that was only 8 or 9 years old...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 02:21 PM (ynpvh)

377 You don't put AI in charge of anything
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Long been my position.

By all means, create improved expert systems. But they should be aides.

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 02:21 PM (krQz2)

378 Sadly a large part of it comes from the time of the transition from the Roman empire to Catholicism.

The whole Deicide trop that "The JEWS" killed Christ which unfortunately lasts unto this day in far too many unreconstructed minds.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I once read that there were Jews who served in the legions, pre-Constantine. I don't see how that would've worked, myself. But the pagan Romans did tolerate the Jewish religion; it was the rebellions that got them into trouble.

Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 02:21 PM (77rzZ)

379 369 The whole Voyager bridge was an exercise in political-correctness. Just blatant pandering. Only in the last decade have people been warming to it - ignore the demographics, look at the story!
Well, the story was fourth-rate too. It only looks good now because so much nuTrek has been ass.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 02:20 PM (gKWVE)

=======

Jeri Taylor was a pox on the franchise who took an interesting potential concept and turned it into Mary Jane TNG retread by episode 3.

Once she was gone, though, things got interesting.

It was still TNG retread, and it used the Borg too much, but there was a crispness and clarity to the individual stories through seasons 4 and 5 that actually work quite well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 03, 2025 02:22 PM (GBKbO)

380 Oof if true. What is The Sun's source?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 03, 2025 02:12 PM (4U88C)

Fusion of hydrogen nuclei, I think.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 02:22 PM (Nzhwp)

381 There was even an alien that was shtupping another alien that was only 8 or 9 years old...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


That's the point where we call in the Imperium from WH40k.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 02:22 PM (gKWVE)

382 380 Oof if true. What is The Sun's source?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 03, 2025 02:12 PM (4U88C)

Fusion of hydrogen nuclei, I think.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 02:22 PM (Nzhwp)

Well, for now. Eventually will to to Helium and Carbon, but when it get's to Iron, look out!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 02:23 PM (ynpvh)

383 I remember the song by Tom Lehrer, "National Brotherhood Week":

Even as a kid, I laughed while fully understanding how true it was.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 03, 2025 02:23 PM (wtvvX)

384 "The attacker's exact motive is still being probed by police."

Typical left propaganda shuck and jive. When it's something the left doesn't want to discuss, they howl for exactness 20 places to the right of the decimal point, reams of data, years of investigation, and judicial determinations. But if you stand outside an abortion clinic in the UK and think a prayer for the soon aborted in there, it's immediately off to jail with you without recourse or discussion. That difference right there tells you what the exact motive is all about and it has nothing to do with the crime at hand.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 03, 2025 02:23 PM (aJQjq)

385 In a nutshell what is the deal with the historical persecution of Jews? We see it in so many different times and places with so many different stated motivations.

Posted by: Honest question. It perplexes me. at October 03, 2025 02:15 PM (TbWk/)



When you boil it down I think it comes down to envy. Nothing more. Because the Jews, through their culture, emphasize diligence and hard work and all those other factors which lead to success. IMHO.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 03, 2025 02:23 PM (+0tX5)

386 So it's a Star Track thread?

Posted by: Just got here at October 03, 2025 02:23 PM (XQo4F)

387 369 The whole Voyager bridge was an exercise in political-correctness. Just blatant pandering. Only in the last decade have people been warming to it - ignore the demographics, look at the story!
Well, the story was fourth-rate too. It only looks good now because so much nuTrek has been ass.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 02:20 PM (gKWVE)

It was the only ST ship design with a great big vagina up front. Talk about pandering!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2025 02:24 PM (uWKK8)

388 You have to remember that the early years of TNG are when Roddenberry was alive and the Big Boss of the series.

Data is just Spock, so that Roddenberry could revisit his themes from the OS.

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2025 02:24 PM (krQz2)

389 I saw photos on social media, claiming to be in airports, with backed up lines. This was supposedly due to TSA being shutdown. Thought it was odd

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 03, 2025 02:25 PM (kUxzU)

390 On Nov. 4, the state of Maine will hold a referendum on whether to become the 37th state to require a photo ID when voting. Since it currently does not, election fixers have a keen interest in keeping it that way — and a closing window of opportunity in which to abuse the current low-security system.

Earlier this week, a Newburgh, Maine, resident received a typical order of random items from Amazon: a stack of paper plates, a lightsaber, a bag of rice. She noticed that the box looked like it had been beaten up and taped back together, but she didn't think much of it. When she opened it, however, she was surprised to find that someone had stuffed what sure looked like 250 shrink-wrapped official referendum ballots into her order.

Posted by: Crusader at October 03, 2025 02:25 PM (TN0g+)

391 *Every* Trek show since TOS seems to have an expy of Spock.

TNG had Data, DS9 had Odo, and VOY cloned Spock with a black Vulcan (Tuvok).

Odo was a shapeshifter; not much of an analogue for Spock. He wasn't even part of the Federation; he was part of station security when the Cardassians owned the station. Honestly, he wasn't even much of a security officer.
Their actual science officer was the Trill character; the federation officer with the alien inside.

Posted by: Nelly at October 03, 2025 02:25 PM (cHLus)

392 386 So it's a Star Track thread?

Posted by: Just got here at October 03, 2025 02:23 PM (XQo4F)

Old Joke:
The ambassador from Saudi Arabia met with (then) President "W" Bush. The talked for quite about about things, including culture.
Saudi Amb: "I was wondering...why does Star Trek have no Arabs?"
Bush: "Oh, that's easy, because it takes place in the future!"
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 02:25 PM (ynpvh)

393 385 When you boil it down I think it comes down to envy. Nothing more. Because the Jews, through their culture, emphasize diligence and hard work and all those other factors which lead to success. IMHO.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 03, 2025 02:23 PM (+0tX5)

On top of that, I think that, black people especially, get all rankled by that whole "God's Chosen" thing.

Hence why you have groups like the Black Hebrew Israelites trying to usurp that status.

Posted by: XTC at October 03, 2025 02:25 PM (UnA8+)

394 I think a lot of the Jewish persecution was because they were the money lenders of Europe for a long time. The Church forbade charging interest on loans, so no Christian could start a bank.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Also, during the Black Death, the Jews' superior hygienic practices and their separation in the ghettos from gentiles meant that fewer of them contracted and died from the plague. So the goys' reasoning went that it was obviously a Jewish creation.

Posted by: Bulg at October 03, 2025 02:25 PM (77rzZ)

395 358 You sayin' Tuvok was DEI Spock?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 02:15 PM (ynpvh

IMHO, Tuvok was okay - he usually had sound solutions and I don't remember too many retard moments by him.

However, Tim Russ, his actor, did have an asshole moment when he posted a picture on his X account about Captain Kirk being the only Kirk that matters right after Charlie Kirk was assasinated.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 03, 2025 02:25 PM (9Ovst)

396 >> 389 I saw photos on social media, claiming to be in airports, with backed up lines. This was supposedly due to TSA being shutdown. Thought it was odd


last shutdown if I'm not mistaken a bunch of TSA called out sick because they weren't getting paid. Wouldn't be surprised if it's happening again.

Posted by: the dandy at October 03, 2025 02:26 PM (8l8nW)

397
https://youtu.be/aIlJ8ZCs4jY

Posted by: National Brotherhood Week at October 03, 2025 02:26 PM (XQo4F)

398 387 369 The whole Voyager bridge was an exercise in political-correctness. Just blatant pandering. Only in the last decade have people been warming to it - ignore the demographics, look at the story!
Well, the story was fourth-rate too. It only looks good now because so much nuTrek has been ass.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 02:20 PM (gKWVE)

It was the only ST ship design with a great big vagina up front. Talk about pandering!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2025 02:24 PM (uWKK

Hey, those nacelles where pretty phallic...sure it wasn't tranny?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 02:26 PM (ynpvh)

399 There was also the concept that the rulers of Europe were given their authority to rule from God through the Vatican.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 03, 2025 02:26 PM (09LSL)

400 Israel needs to drop a team into GB. Led by the great great grandson of Lt. Aldo Apache Raine.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at October 03, 2025 02:26 PM (AG3iD)

401 It was the only ST ship design with a great big vagina up front. Talk about pandering!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2025 02:24 PM

So it was an Edsel?

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 03, 2025 02:27 PM (IifOV)

402 >>> Well, the story was fourth-rate too. It only looks good now because so much nuTrek has been ass.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 02:20 PM (gKWVE)

It was the only ST ship design with a great big vagina up front. Talk about pandering!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2025 02:24 PM (uWKK

Deepspace-9 was the last great star trek. And galaxy quest.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 03, 2025 02:27 PM (3uBP9)

403
If you watched the video clip I linked yesterday, you'd see the young idiot women in UK seem to be under the impression that "sharia law" aligns perfectly with "democracy" & progressivism.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2025 02:27 PM (BJUWY)

404 385 In a nutshell what is the deal with the historical persecution of Jews? We see it in so many different times and places with so many different stated motivations.

Posted by: Honest question. It perplexes me. at October 03, 2025 02:15 PM (TbWk/)

When you boil it down I think it comes down to envy. Nothing more. Because the Jews, through their culture, emphasize diligence and hard work and all those other factors which lead to success. IMHO.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 03, 2025 02:23 PM (+0tX5)

When you consider that the same persecution has been going on for at least 3500 years, and persisted through 5 different civilizations, and that although the Jews suffer terribly they still manage to survive, it causes you to think that there are powers that persist far beyond human lifetimes going on here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2025 02:27 PM (uWKK8)

405
The UK is rapidly devolving into the worst of every dystopian sci-fi nightmare.

We need to treat the UK the same as North Korea.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 03, 2025 02:12 PM (v/TvA)



At least the Norks are open about their hatred of the US. The Limeys just fuck around in our elections like we are supposed to take orders from them.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 03, 2025 02:27 PM (y9nCu)

406 385 When you boil it down I think it comes down to envy. Nothing more. Because the Jews, through their culture, emphasize diligence and hard work and all those other factors which lead to success. IMHO.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 03, 2025 02:23 PM (+0tX5)

This is what I read in I believe something by Thomas Sowell. That Jews as a group were successful.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 03, 2025 02:28 PM (jPh2t)

407 I do wonder at the Jews overwhelming proclivity to vote for left-wing policies that resulted in so much of the decline of Western Civ we see today, and that they will continue to vote left despite it obviously will result in more of these horrible attacks. And Tommy Robinson is a right-wing goon and the real threat to Jews. Frustrating that so many Jews refuse to ally themselves with the defenders of Western Civ. And to be fair, my pope is also apparently uncaring of Western Civ.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 03, 2025 02:28 PM (Dv3i1)

408 What Thrawn said.
On the other hand Robert Beltran who played the American Indian despite not being American Indian is great for how much he annoys Reddit.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 02:28 PM (gKWVE)

409 I don't recall the timeframe but there was a period when Rome was persecuting Christians, the pagan converts that is, while at the same time they were not bothering Jews or Jews who took up Christianity (they considered it a branch or offshoot).

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 03, 2025 02:29 PM (/lPRQ)

410 Help me find my keys and we'll drive out of here.

Posted by: Just The Punchline at October 03, 2025 02:29 PM (XQo4F)

411
Picard show was terrible until they got the NG crew back together on the restored Enterprise D. It was nice to the it again.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 03, 2025 02:29 PM (IifOV)

412 My cousin Duane and his wife Edwina have three boys; Clark, Frank, and Jihad. Small world

Posted by: Flounder at October 03, 2025 02:30 PM (eCuBP)

413 411
Picard show was terrible until they got the NG crew back together on the restored Enterprise D. It was nice to the it again.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 03, 2025 02:29 PM (IifOV)

=======

Season1 was awful. Never watched Season 2. I kind of loved Season 3.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava at October 03, 2025 02:30 PM (GBKbO)

414 Pretty sure the motive was brake failure

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 03, 2025 02:30 PM (kDHiw)

415 407 I do wonder at the Jews overwhelming proclivity to vote for left-wing policies that resulted in so much of the decline of Western Civ we see today, and that they will continue to vote left despite it obviously will result in more of these horrible attacks. And Tommy Robinson is a right-wing goon and the real threat to Jews. Frustrating that so many Jews refuse to ally themselves with the defenders of Western Civ. And to be fair, my pope is also apparently uncaring of Western Civ.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 03, 2025 02:28 PM (Dv3i1)

Because progressive JINOs still think that Christians want to exterminate them to immanentize the eschaton and hasten the return of Jesus.

Posted by: XTC at October 03, 2025 02:30 PM (UnA8+)

416 When you consider that the same persecution has been going on for at least 3500 years, and persisted through 5 different civilizations, and that although the Jews suffer terribly they still manage to survive, it causes you to think that there are powers that persist far beyond human lifetimes going on here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2025 02:27 PM (uWKK



There clearly is Somebody looking out for them.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 03, 2025 02:30 PM (+0tX5)

417 410 Help me find my keys and we'll drive out of here.

Posted by: Just The Punchline at October 03, 2025 02:29 PM (XQo4F)

Hmmm...makes me think of that goddess from "American Gods"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 02:30 PM (ynpvh)

418 Just go in blazing and get him.

Posted by: Hannibal at October 03, 2025 02:31 PM (CWGlO)

419 Nood

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 03, 2025 02:31 PM (jPh2t)

420 "...although the Jews suffer terribly they still manage to survive, it causes you to think that there are powers that persist far beyond human lifetimes going on here."


*Polite cough*

Posted by: The family Bible on the coffee table at October 03, 2025 02:32 PM (XQo4F)

421 368 Now T'Pol on Enterprise had great tits and that goes a long way.

ah, yes. the early episode her and wossname in their underwear slathering "decontaminent gel" on each other...

Posted by: anachronda at October 03, 2025 02:32 PM (v3pYe)

422 >>> If you watched the video clip I linked yesterday, you'd see the young idiot women in UK seem to be under the impression that "sharia law" aligns perfectly with "democracy" & progressivism.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2025 02:27 PM (BJUWY)


I don't want to think that a lot of lefty women really down deep inside want a strong cruel indifferent man to boss them around. But it is hard not coming to that conclusion.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 03, 2025 02:32 PM (3uBP9)

423 Last thing I want to do is hasten the return of Jesus.
"Yeah gKWVE, I got here early because I can already tell where your life is going. There's the down elevator."

Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2025 02:32 PM (gKWVE)

424 Season1 was awful. Never watched Season 2. I kind of loved Season 3.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing dreamlike horrors with Mario Bava

Season was was unwatchable. A bunch of women domineering anything that moved. I almost gave up on it until friends told me to skip to Season 3.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 03, 2025 02:32 PM (IifOV)

425
I don't recall the timeframe but there was a period when Rome was persecuting Christians, the pagan converts that is, while at the same time they were not bothering Jews or Jews who took up Christianity (they considered it a branch or offshoot).
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

==============

Wait, that doesn't make sense. Everyone was a convert at that time.

Rome persecuted the pagan > Christian converts, but not the Jewish > Christian converts? Like, the Romans didn't want to lose pagans?

By the way, I find it very hard to imagine the Romans of Jesus's time believing in Jupiter, Juno, Apollo, that gang. Crazy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 03, 2025 02:32 PM (4U88C)

426 In a nutshell what is the deal with the historical persecution of Jews? We see it in so many different times and places with so many different stated motivations.
Posted by: Honest question. It perplexes me. at October 03, 2025 02:15 PM (TbWk/)

They take other peoples' cheese.
Posted by: Mossad Took My Cheese at October 03, 2025 02:20 PM (re2W5)

So what's the "AD 70" revolt thing all about? The Romans finished up the revolt with a genocide + enslavement for the history books. They wanted Jews and Jewry dead so bad that they tore down the Temple and besieged Masada for months. Nothing like it until Mustache Man started his reign of slaughter.

Post-Empire pogroms were part of the ethnic political system. Not only were Jews targeted by authorities, but ethnicities not liked by the ruler du jour were killed or kicked out, too. England's work in Ireland is a good example - The Plantations of Northern Ireland. Or the Tudor bloodletting against Catholics in the 16th century.

Pogroms against Jews were a political solution of rulers employing divide and conquer brutality to solve threats to the established order.

Posted by: mrp at October 03, 2025 02:33 PM (rj6Yv)

427 I do wonder at the Jews overwhelming proclivity to vote for left-wing policies that resulted in so much of the decline of Western Civ we see today, and that they will continue to vote left despite it obviously will result in more of these horrible attacks. And Tommy Robinson is a right-wing goon and the real threat to Jews. Frustrating that so many Jews refuse to ally themselves with the defenders of Western Civ. And to be fair, my pope is also apparently uncaring of Western Civ.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 03, 2025 02:28 PM (Dv3i1)



I strongly suspect that those Jews who vote consistently Left have left their faith and are replacing it with utopia on earth. To the detriment of us all.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 03, 2025 02:33 PM (+0tX5)

428


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Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2025 02:33 PM (63Dwl)

429
Well, the story was fourth-rate too. It only looks good now because so much nuTrek has been ass.
Posted by: gKWVE


As George Takei has taken to discussing Starfleet Academy as though it was an institution that really existed, he ought to be asked how much of Starfleet Academy was ass.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 03, 2025 02:33 PM (1CG4q)

430 Said it yesterday: any kid named "Jihad" should be put in Gitmo (or the British equivalent) at birth.

Along with the parents.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 03, 2025 02:35 PM (qpyNK)

431 "333 Shooting to wound rather than kill was actual doctrine and still may be in many armies with the idea that you'd be taking out several solders who would be assisting their stricken comrade.
Posted by: Auspex at October 03, 2025 01:52 PM (Y8DZL)

It's my understanding that military ammo is ball ammo for just that reason.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2025 02:11 PM (Nzhwp)"

It's been given as a justification for the original work on the 5.56 coming out of/with the SCHV and SPIW programs but it's not really the primary driver; the 55gr ball projectile was literally just someone saying "hey if we make the 30-06 round smaller and fuck-you fast, will it still work OK while being lighter and easier to shoot?"

Answer was yes, but they didn't understand why for a couple of decades.

Now stuff like toe popper submunitions, yes those are deliberately designed to wound.

Posted by: heya at October 03, 2025 02:35 PM (PBwDQ)

432
Wasn't there a poster here at one time whose nickname was "My Sharia Moor"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 03, 2025 02:36 PM (1CG4q)

433 Speaking of fake names, Harvard has yet to realize that their latest freak here's fake name, "LaWhore Vagistan," is actually a swat at the Muslim city in Pokeeston, Lahore. Once they figure out the freak is actually insulting Islam, I'll bet they un-hire the thing.
Posted by: Sharkman


"LaWhore Vagistan" good one.

I would say that no one could be so stupid to not 'get' that troons absolutely hate women and would literally carve them up and use them as skin suits if they could.
But Hahvard? They cannot be that stupid so maybe they hate women that much too....

I shall embrace the power of "and'.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 03, 2025 02:37 PM (/lPRQ)

434 Oof if true. What is The Sun's source?

0.000% chance of being true, guaranteed. No chance whatsoever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2025 02:37 PM (dfIr7)

435 432
Wasn't there a poster here at one time whose nickname was "My Sharia Moor"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 03, 2025 02:36 PM (1CG4q)

Heh. Stevie Wonder probably wouldn't approve.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2025 02:37 PM (ynpvh)

436
NOOD

Dims' prevarication

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at October 03, 2025 02:39 PM (1CG4q)

437 "I do wonder at the Jews overwhelming proclivity to vote for left-wing policies that resulted in so much of the decline of Western Civ we see today, and that they will continue to vote left despite it obviously will result in more of these horrible attacks. And Tommy Robinson is a right-wing goon and the real threat to Jews. Frustrating that so many Jews refuse to ally themselves with the defenders of Western Civ. And to be fair, my pope is also apparently uncaring of Western Civ.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 03, 2025 02:28 PM (Dv3i1)

This is a simple thing. Jews are disproportionately successful and urban-centric in the West, which leads to a very high rate of university attendance. Which leads to... commie brainwashing. Unfortunately this drives A LOT of non-islamic anti-semitism in the West when people start noticing how so many of these prog dipshits are Jewish cat ladies and fruits with law degrees. Their glee in dismantling Western civ is mistaken for a Jewish thing, not a prog thing.

I don't know what the Jewish population that aren't asshats are supposed to do in the face of that

Posted by: heya at October 03, 2025 02:45 PM (PBwDQ)

438 Their father shatian is the father of lies.

Posted by: Eromero at October 03, 2025 03:13 PM (jgmnb)

439 One never knows with these good lads when Sudden Jihad Syndrom will strike. It is uncontrollable, bless their hearts. It leads to rape of white girls and stabbing rampages. A jihad Tourette's.

I would guess, in my professional diagnosis, being named Jihad is an extra trigger.

Deport them all.

We know they won't, but I'll keep saying it. No good comes from them. Look at that cobra weirdo in Congress who married her brother. I am telling you, she is a human cobra with her drapey head thingie.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 03, 2025 04:18 PM (6PCLE)

440 “The British police responded to an attack on a synagogue by shooting the Jews..”

They were just trying their hand at the Hannibal Directive. Everybody’s a critic these days.

Posted by: Thirdtwin at October 03, 2025 04:39 PM (CBgCC)

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